我侄子周末要在这里过夜 My nephew is staying over for the weekend.
他是个奇怪的人 他似乎没有什么朋友 而且他总是把自己锁在房间里 发出奇怪的声音 He's a strange man. He doesn't seem to have any friends, and he's always locked up in his room making strange noises.
天啊 见到你真是太好了 Oh my God, it's so nice to see you.
很高兴看到我最喜欢的人上台了 So good to see my favorite step on.
哦 你一直在吗 哦好 Oh, are you having been? Oh good.
不 只是 我一直很好 现在好多了 No, just, um, I've been so good and better now.
哦 很好 我很高兴你能来这里过暑假 Oh, good. I'm so happy that you're here for the summer.
我等不及要带你四处看看了 I was, I can't wait to show you around.
我已经订好你的房间了 我买了你最喜欢的零食 I got your room already. I got your favorite snacks.
我们会玩得很开心的 We're going to have so much fun.
我真的很期待你的到来 I'm really looking forward to you.
哦 我也是 我也是 亲爱的 Oh, me too. Me too, honey.
太久没见了 我等不及要赶上你了 It's been so long. I can't wait to catch up with you.
我们有很多话要讲 We have so much to catch up.
我们会在这里玩得很开心的 We're going to have so much fun here.
我带你去你的房间 Let me show you your room.
周五晚上 好奇心占据了我的上风 Friday night, curiosityr got the best of me.
我走进他的房间 注意到他在练习 I peaked inside his room and noticed him practicing.
他当时正在看一段关于催眠的视频 他相信只要打个响指就能赢得任何女人的心 He was watching a video on hypnotism, convinced he could win any woman's heart with the snap of his finger.
哦 问一句关于茶的事 Oh, ask a word on tea.
叛军 你要照我说的做 Rebel, you will do whatever I ask.
你会的 我吮我的鸡巴 You will. I suck my dick.
在我的命令下 我会抚摸你的阴部 而你不会抱怨 On my command, I will touch your pussy, and you will not complain.
哦 太棒了 我得认真点 Oh, so great. I gotta be serious.
非常严重 Rebel不是在摸我的鸡巴吗 Really serious. Aren't Rebel touch my dick?
让我操你 招待所 这太愚蠢了 Let me fuck you. Hostel. It was so silly.
他看起来很笨 但我为他感到难过 He looked so dumb, but I felt bad for him.
他显然没有和女人打交道的经验 He obviously has zero experience with women as his step in.
我认为帮助他是我的工作 成为他的向导 I think it's my job to help him, to be a guiding hand.
嗨 蜂蜜 你想要的是你睡得很好吗 Hi, honey. What you want to you are getting very sleep?
否 他太可爱了 让我配合一下 No. He's so adorable. Let me just play along.
所以睡眠 仔细听我的声音 So sleep. Listen closely to my voice.
我打个响指 你就会随时随地做我想做的事 When I snap my fingers, you will do whatever I want whenever I want.
是的 亲爱的 你的大脑会一片空白 你不会注意到别人对你做的任何性的事情 Yes, honey, your mind will go blank, and you won't notice any of the sexual things being done to you.
嘿 亲爱的 我是来给你结账的 Oh, hey, honey. I was just coming in the check on you.
我注意到地板上有你的衣服 I notice you have some clothes on the floor.
呃 既然你要在这里待一段时间 也许我该帮你 Uh? Since you're gonna be here a while, maybe I'll help you.
是啊 是啊 这是个好主意 Yeah, yeah, that's a, that's a great idea.
好久没见了 So it's been a long time.
一切都好吗 学校是怎么评分的 Um, how's everything going? How school schools grade?
好 好 你喜欢你的老师 你的课吗 Good, good. You like your teachers, your classes?
是的 我的历史老师 有点刻薄 但是 不 你知道的 总会有一个 但没关系的 Yeah, my history teacher, kind of mean, but, no, you know, there's always one, but it'll be okay.
你很聪明 你非常聪明 而且 你知道 我知道如果你努力学习 努力工作 你会给所有的老师留下深刻印象的 You're smart, you're very smart. And, um, you know, I know if you study hard, work hard, you're gonna impress all of your teachers.
是的 你会做得很好的 Yeah, you're going to do good.
我已经不是了 那是我的生物学教授 I'm not anymore. There's my biology professor.
他有点像个变态 He's kind of like a pervert.
他真的很关注哇 注意他 He like really checks on Wow, keep an eye on him.
像你这样的人 你可以保护那些女孩 You know, someone like you, you can protect those girls.
有人有大猫咪吗 她说 空间都在上面了 Anyone with big kitty? She's just like, space is all up in there.
哇 那是什么 你知道 如果我是你妈妈 我可能会告诉你和他谈谈的原则 Wow, what's that? You know, if I were your mom, I would probably tell your principle about have a talk with him.
那你的朋友呢 What about what about friends you?
你有朋友吗 不是真的 Do you have any friends? Not really.
所有 All
那所学校的人都是替罪羊 the people at that school are just blame.
是啊 你是个好孩子 你知道吗 也许你只是需要把自己放出去一点 Yeah, you're a good kid. You know, maybe you just need to put yourself out there a little
有点 你知道 社交 说去就去 就像读书俱乐部一样 bit, you know, socialize. Said go to go to, like a book club.
他们有读书俱乐部 They have book club.
你喜欢读书吗 我是说 我确实喜欢读书 但是 你知道 我不想让任何人知道 Do you like to read? I mean, I do like to read, but, you know, I don't want anyone to know that.
哦 我是说 还有很多其他的孩子也喜欢阅读 Oh, I mean, there's, there's so many other kids that like to read too.
也许你可以在那里认识一些好朋友 你知道吗 Maybe you can meet some good friends there, you know?
我只是说 我只是说 我上学的时候 我也很难交到朋友 I'm just saying, I'm just saying, back when I was in school, I had a hard time making some friends too.
我认为 你知道 你只要走出你的舒适区 这对你有好处 And I think, you know, you just get out of your comfort zone, it would be good for you.
是啊 我不知道 只是人们不怎么喜欢我 你知道 因为 嗯 那只是因为他们不了解你 Yeah, I don't know, just people don't really like me, you know, because, well, that's just because they don't know you.
如果他们了解你 看到你是一个多么好的孩子 他们会真的喜欢你 If they got to know you and saw how good of a kid you are, they would really like you.
我觉得他们只是嫉妒而已 I think they're just like jealous, you know.
他们只是说 我很聪明 They're just, man, that I'm smart.
他们是 你真聪明 They are. You are so smart.
你知道 当我回到学校的时候 我也很难交到朋友 You know, when I was back in school, I had difficulties making friends too.
你知道 这真的就是让你自己走出去 你知道 冒险 你知道 也许做一些你不喜欢的事情 You know, it's just really about putting yourself out there, you know, taking risks, you know, maybe do something that you're not comfortable with.
我保证 一切都会好的 You know, I promise it'll, it'll work out.
你是个聪明的孩子 他们真的只是嫉妒 You're a smart kid. They really are just jealous.
是的 一旦他们真正了解你 他们就会觉得你是对的 Yeah. Once they really get to know you, though, think you're right, though, yeah, yeah.
我只是需要参与进来 I just need to get involved.
是的 动作 是的 是的 完全正确 Yeah, the action, yeah, yeah, exactly.
我很高兴这次演讲有帮助 I'm so happy this talk is is helping.
我知道你会来看我 我们会花很多时间在一起 所以我想 也许我应该给你一些建议 I knew that you coming to visit, you know, we'd be spending a lot of time together, and I thought, maybe I just give you some some advice.
是啊 我觉得这很有帮助 Yeah, I feel like this is really helpful.
这让我感觉很好 Like, this is making me feel good.
听你这么说我很高兴 I'm so happy to hear that.
下次你来拜访我的时候 我迫不及待地想听听你所有的新朋友 And I can't wait to just hear about all of your new friends next time you come and visit.
是啊 我很高兴来到这里 Yeah, I'm so happy to be here.
天啊 你真是太棒了 在你回家之前 我们还会有更多这样的谈话 God, you're just really good. Well, we'll have more talks like this before you go home.
你知道 你要在这里待一段时间 所以我想 如果你有什么想聊的 我们可以一起聊 朋友 学校 工作 随便什么 You know, you're going to be here for a while, so I figure, you know, we can, we can hang out if you have anything that you want to chat about, you know, friends, school, work, any of that.
是的 你真是个好侄子 Yeah, you such a good nephew.
你知道 我开始有点困了 You know, starting to get a little sleepy.
我想我要回卧室了 I think I'm gonna go to my bedroom.
待会儿见 再见 哇 什么书 I'll see you later. Goodbye. Wow, hey, what book?
这真的是一本冒险书 It's really, it's just an adventure book.
是啊 是啊 你真的需要 嗯 我喜欢创造各种各样的东西 Yeah, yeah, you really do. Well, I like to create a variety.
你知道 我的一个朋友借给我的 And, you know, one of my friends kind of lent it to me.
我们已经把小书锁起来了 We've got little books locked and going on.
也许等我做完了 也许我可以 也许我可以借给你 Maybe after I'm done, maybe I could, uh, maybe I could lend it to you.
你有时候我喜欢小浪漫 You sometimes I like little romance.
有时就像一部好的科幻小说 有时候你只是一个喜欢冒险的人 Sometimes like a good scifi. Sometimes you're just an adventure man.
我喜欢让你兴奋的冒险 I love a good adventure keeps you, keeps you on edge.
你有没有想过加入法国的读书俱乐部 So have you thought about maybe joining that book club from France?
正在考虑吗 我觉得你应该这么做 Thinking about it? Well, I think you should.
我觉得你应该这么做 我觉得这对你来说是件好事 I think you should. I think it would be a good good thing for you.
人们只是不喜欢读我喜欢读的书 People just don't like to read what I like to read.
我喜欢历史小说 因为 我是说 当护士还可以 I like historical fiction because, I mean, that's it's okay to be a nurse.
你知道吗 你妈妈真是个讨厌鬼 You know, your mother was such an irk.
我可以给你讲一些关于你妈妈的故事 I can tell you some stories, yeah, about your mom.
她和你父母相处得怎么样 How is she doing both your paren'ts?
很好 是的 是的 她做得很好 Good, yeah, yeah. She's doing good.
好吧 很好 好 是的 我时不时会想起他们 Okay, well, good. Good. Yeah. I think about them from time to time.
我们不像以前那样经常聊天了 We don't get to talk as much as we used to.
我很高兴你能来 和你在一起很开心 I'm so happy that you're here and I get some good time with you.
我知道 只是太忙了 真的很忙 I know, just so busy, yeah, really busy.
是的 是的 你知道的 他们总是在做一些事情到处旅行 Yeah, yeah. You know, they're always doing something travelling somewhere.
你的上帝是商人 那真的很流行 不是吗 Your god is business man. That's really taken off, isn't it?
嗯是的 MHM Yeah.
我觉得你出身很好 I think you're really well born.
好 好 我真的希望 如果他们能带你去他们说过的那个假期 我知道他们真的想给你一些特别的东西 Good, good. I really hope that if they can take you on that vacation they were talking about, I know they really wanted to treat you to something special.
有时候感觉很糟糕 你知道 他们不 Feel bad sometimes that, you know, they don't
和你在一起的时间一样多 get to spend as much time with you.
你知道 事情发生了 生活发生了 And, you know, things happen, life happens.
真的是太忙了 是的 现在没事了 It's just really busy. Yeah, it's okay now.
是啊 他们和你在一起没那么有趣 Yeah, they're not as fun to hang out with you.
谢谢你 亲爱的 不 我只是很兴奋能和你在一起 我对你 你知道 这段时间过得太快了 Thank you, honey. No, I was just so excited to spend this time with you, me to you, you know, this time is just going by so fast.
它就这么飞逝而过 玩得很开心 It's just flying by, doing so much fun.
很高兴听到这个消息 很高兴听到这个消息 It's good to hear. It's good to hear.
我很高兴我们能聊一聊 聊一聊 I'm so happy that we could talk, have these little conversations.
我真的 真的很高兴能帮到你 I'm really, really happy that it's helping you.
我希望它能帮助你走出你的壳 I hope that it will help get you out of your shell.
是啊 感觉已经很好用了 Yeah, it feels like it's already working well.
我有你在 你有什么特别喜欢吃的吗 I have you here. Is there anything special that you like to eat?
噢 是的 好吧 嗯 我可能一会要去杂货店 Oh yeah. Okay. Well, I'm probably going to go to the grocery store later.
晚餐我该做什么呢 Um, what should I make for dinner?
你认为呢 我在想 喝汤或者鸡肉怎么样 You think? I was thinking maybe, um, maybe like soup or chicken?
哦 是的 鸡肉 我喜欢鸡肉 Oh yeah, chicken. I love the chicken.
啊 没有 我绝对可以买些鸡肉 Ah, no. I could definitely get some chicken.
好吧 是的 我想我可能还会来一份蔬菜 Okay, yeah. I think I'll probably get a vegetable with it too.
也许一些米饭 草莓 是的 没有 Maybe some some rice, strawberry? Yeah, no.
我以前不喜欢它 但我永远不会有明天 嗯 那很好 I used to not like it, but I'll never get to morrow and get, yeah, that's good.
这很好 一些健康的食物 也许也许我会做些特别的事 That's good. Some healthy foods. And maybe maybe I'll do something special.
也许我该给我们做个甜点 Maybe I'll make a dessert for us.
我喜欢喝派之类的东西 非常甜的东西 Oh, I love to drink a pie or something, something really sweet.
我放弃了 也许来点沙拉 我也不知道 And I'll give up. Maybe a salad before I don't know.
这是不是太过分了 Is that getting to be too much?
好的 我会的 然后为我们准备一些特别的东西 Yeah, I'll do that and put together something special for us.
比较特别的东西吗 是啊 漂亮 特别 特别的晚礼服 Something special? Yeah, yeah, nice, special, special dinner dress.
不 我在想 说真的 你最喜欢的特别的事情是什么 No, I was thinking about, really, what's your favorite kind of special thing?
你知道 我喜欢各种各样的东西我非常喜欢 嗯 为别人做饭 You know, I like a little variety of things that I really like is, um, cooking for other people?
是啊 很少有人来看我 Yeah, I don't get a lot of visitors.
我通常是一个人 所以每次我有机会为别人做饭 我都会很开心 I'm usually by myself, so every time I get the chance to cook something for someone, I just get so happy.
但是你妈妈 她在家经常做饭吗 But your mom, does she cook much at home anymore?
哦 那太糟糕了 你知道吗 你妈妈和我曾经很开心地谈论不同的食谱 试着在食物上发挥创意 Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, you know, your mom and I used to have so much fun talking about different recipes, trying to get creative with things.
而且 你知道 我认为我的厨艺一直比她好 但是 你知道 我希望有一天她也会喜欢上这道菜 And, you know, I think I was a better cook always than her, but, you know, I hope that one day maybe she would should catch the bug for it.
尤其是有了自己的家庭 还有你 你应该拥有一个完整的 Especially having your own family and having you, you know, you're, you deserve to have a whole.
对我来说 我会留意的 To me, I'll look it out.
但没关系 没关系 我是说 她已经尽力了 But it's okay. That's okay. I mean, you know, she's doing the best she can.
还有 你爸爸的事和生意 一切都太忙了 And, you know, with your dad and the business, everything's just so busy.
她能做到的最好也不如你好 这不是她的错 It's not her fault that the best she can do is not as good as you.
不 我很感激 我知道我是个很好的厨师 Oh, no, I appreciate. I know I'm a pretty good cook.
为什么你要经常来看我呢 Why you should come and visit me more then I would love to.
也许我还可以给你看一些东西 给我看一些新的东西 And maybe I can even show you a few things, show me new things.
不 不 尤其是当你 你交了一些朋友 你可以带他们过来 No, no, especially when you have, uh, you make some friends, you can bring them over.
我们可以一起吃顿有趣的晚餐 We could do a fun, fun dinner together.
你想见见他们吗 You have a love to meet them?
我很想 我们可以开个小晚宴 I would love to just, we can have a little dinner party.
坐下来谈谈我和我朋友可以对你做的事 Yeah, just sit and talk a few things me and my friends could do to you.
哦 太棒了 我喜欢这样 Oh, that's awesome. I love that.
那易拉罐呢 你喜欢玩游戏吗 What about oh, cans? Do you like to play games and everything?
我们可以来个有趣的小游戏之夜 家人朋友 We could have a fun little game night, family friends?
是的 我 Yeah, I
可以 我可以玩点游戏 could. I could get down with some games.
是啊 那是个不错的棋盘游戏 Yeah, that's a good board game.
纸牌游戏 对 爱卡片 是的 Card game, yeah. Love cards. Yeah,
我们可以玩扑克什么的 we can, like, play poker or something.
是啊 我打赌你有张扑克脸 对吧 Yeah, yeah, I bet you have a pretty good poker face, don't you?
我觉得 我觉得那会很有趣 I think, I think that would be fun.
我们为此做了计划 是的 我们绝对应该这么做 We plan for that. Yeah, we should definitely do that.
乘公共汽车的方式 哦 是的 是的 Boarding means of the bus. Oh yeah, yeah.
我们可以来个大过夜 We could have a big sleepover.
你知道 我可以 我可以在客厅里铺上毯子和枕头 我们都可以放松 一起度过美好的时光 You know, I could, I could start the living room up with blankets and pillows, and we can all just chill, just have a really good time together.
我很兴奋能玩这些小游戏有点像电影 Well, I'm so excited playing out these little game it's little bit movies.
也许我们也该拍部电影 Maybe we should do a movie too.
你最喜欢的电影是什么 但是 是的 我们可以做 就像 哦 天哪 我们可以做一个完整的 你知道 为什么只是一个晚上 Yeah, what's your favorite movie? But, yeah, we could do, like, oh man, we could just make a whole, you know, why even just a night?
为什么周末不去呢 我们可以过个周末 我很好 交个健康 健康 健康的朋友 所有的洞 Why not a weekend? We could just have a weekend of, I fine, get wholesome, wholesome, wholesome friends, all the holes.
是啊 是啊 天气很好 Yeah, yeah, you know, the weather is nice.
甚至可以到后院的游泳池里游泳 Maybe even go out in the backyard and swim in the pool.
我知道你喜欢吃夹心点心 上次见到你的时候 I know you loved smores. Last time I saw you.
是啊 你有那种烤棉花糖的方法 Yeah, you had that method of toasting the marshmallow.
慢慢来 你得慢慢来 And it's slow, you gotta go slow.
这就是一切的意义所在 是啊 你真是太好了 That's when it's all about. Yeah, you're so oh, yeah.
你知道 这是有方法的 You know, there's a method to it.
你知道吗 从小到大 你的你妈妈 她是那种把整个棉花糖都放在火里烤的人 把棉花糖烤焦了 You know, growing up, your your mom, she was one to just stick the whole thing in the fire, just charred the and charred the heck out of that marshmallow.
但看起来很有趣 But it was so fun to watch, yeah.
所以 这很有趣 只是看到 看到你们两个有多像 So, it's so funny, just seeing, seeing how a like, you two are.
当然会有不同 但我是说 我希望你们能多花点时间在一起 You know, of course there's differences, but, I mean, I hope you guys get to spend a little bit more family time together.
我觉得 我觉得 那样会很好 I think, I think, uh, that would be nice.
是的 曾经是你最后一次去美好的家庭度假吗 Yeah. Once the last time you to go the good family vacation?
哦 我都不记得了 我想这就是你需要的 Oh, I can't even remember. I think that's what you need.
我觉得你应该多去度一次家庭度假 好好增进感情 I think you should go many nice family vacations in good bonding time.
也许露营 露营总是一段好时光 Maybe camping. Camping is always good time.
是的 现在我们谈论的是小的 我开始想起我们在夏天露营的时光 Yeah. Now we're talking about the smalls, and I was starting to think about the summer times we spent camping.
好久不见了 It's been such a long time.
是的 星星是我的最爱 Yeah, the stars are my favorite.
是的 我只看到星星 Yeah. I just see the stars.
是的 这太有趣了 你可以找到 你可以找到恒星的任何形状 然后坐在那里 盯着看几个小时 Yeah. It's so much fun. You can find, you can find any shape in the stars and just sit there, stare for hours.
是的 我可以盯着看好几个小时 Yeah. I could stare for hours for sure.
哦 我知道你可以 我没有女朋友可以睡 Oh, I know you could. I don't have a girl to sleep.
亲爱的 你会的 你只需要把自己放出去 Oh, honey, you will. You just need to put yourself out there.
有一个女孩将会很幸运地拥有一天 There is a girl that is going to be lucky to have one day.
任何女孩能拥有你都是幸运的 You know, any girl would just be so lucky to have you.
你真是个可爱的男孩 You're such a sweet, sweet boy.
我一到就给你特别招待 I try special with you on arrival.
你是最贴心的 我很幸运 和我侄子一样幸福 You're just the sweetest. You know, I'm so lucky, happier as my nephew.
你知道 如果我能给你一个副总统的话 嗯 你知道 你真是个可爱的男孩 我觉得你需要更自信一点 You know, if I could give you a summit vice, um, you know, you're just such a sweet boy, and I think you just need to be a little bit more sort of assertive.
对 对 对 不是那种咄咄逼人的方式 但是 你知道 成长为一个可以把自己放在那里并承担一点责任的人 尤其是在约他们出去的时候 Yes, yeah, yeah, like, not in an aggressive sort of way, but, you know, grows like somebody that can put themselves out there and take charge a little bit, especially when asking them out.
你知道吗 你可能已经有很多女孩喜欢你了 You know, you probably have so many girls that already like you.
我知道你会很受女孩们的欢迎 亲爱的 但无论你做什么 都不要像你里奇叔叔那样 I know you're gonna be such a catch with the girls, honey, but you know, whatever you do, just don't be like your uncle Ricky.
答应我 答应我 哦 你听说过他的事哦 当然 亲爱的 Promise me. Promise me. Oh, you've heard what he's been Oh sure, honey.
你知道自从这次来之后他一直在做什么吗 我的天啊 一直在谈论他 You know what he's been doing since this trip here is, oh my God, talk about him for ages.
你知道吗 他只是个空谈的人 You know, he's just been nothing all talk world.
是啊 我一直不理解他 当然 没有 Yeah, I never understand him. Sure, no.
嗨 我很抱歉 你妈妈还跟他说话吗 Hi, um, I'm sorry. Your mom still talk to him?
我不这么想 我总有一天要翻阅这本书的 I don't think so. I'll have to time in the book some time.
哦 哦 好吧 是的 没关系 Oh, oh, fine. Yeah, that's okay.
是的 你跑得很快 不 玩得开心 Yeah, you get very fast. No, good time.
四周前 怎么啦 否 哦 哇 Four weeks ago? What? No. Oh, wow.
饿了 好吧 我去给你做晚饭 Hungry. Okay, let me go make you dinner.
哦 那太好了 亲爱的 Oh, that would be great, honey.
你的衣服都是我在这儿洗的 I did all your laundry here.
明天就可以回你妈妈家了 all set to go back to your mom's tomorrow.
哦 好吧 嗯 当我们在这里的时候 我真的 真的想和你谈谈 你知道的 未来还有 呃 女孩们 看看你知道的 所以 不 我真的想和你谈谈 比如 自信 你知道 我不会表现得太强势 但也不会太害羞 Oh, okay, um. Well, when we're here, I-I really, really want to have a little chat with you about, you know, the future And, uh, girls, and look at you know, so, no, I really wanted to talk to you about, like, the assertiveness that, you know, I'm not coming off too strong, but also not not too shy either.
你知道 介于两者之间 对吧 You know, something in between, yeah, you know, right?
嗯 你对那个女孩很感兴趣 你想 毕竟 有信心去约她出去 你知道 不是那种 嘿 你知道 你要和我出去 但是 你知道 不要太害羞 Well, you're interested in the girl, and you want to, after all, have the confidence to go and ask her out, you know, not just like, hey, you know, you're going to go out with me, but, you know, don't be too shy.
朋友 我还想跟你谈谈卫生方面的事 Friend. I kind of also wanted to talk to you about, like, hygiene.
你知道 这总是有帮助的 好的 嗯 You know, that always helps. Okay, um.
闻起来很香 你知道 有时候你不洗澡 你知道 每天洗澡真的很重要 It's smelling good. You know, sometimes when you don t shower, you know, the important it's really important to shower every day.
有时候我真的很忙 我明白了 亲爱的 Sometimes I'm really busy. I get it, honey.
哦 生活就是这样 但至少一些除臭剂之类的东西能帮上大忙 Oh, it's life happens. But at least maybe some deodorant or something go a long way.
是啊 但这对你不好 Yeah, it's not good for you, though.
你知道 它有铝 You know, it has like, aluminum.
嗯 有一个天然的 比如 去有机食品店 Um, there's like a natural, like, maybe head up the, uh, the organic store.
它们有很多天然的香味 They have a lot of natural, natural fragances.
但我有能力去讨别人的欢心 But the ability to please pick up shakes.
我是说 也许吧 但什么能真正帮助我们呢 I mean, maybe, but what would also really help us?
也许一份工作 就像你在生活中的抱负 也许擅长的好工作能赚钱 Maybe a job, like your ambitions in life, maybe good at good jobs makes money.
我有很大的野心 I have a lot of ambition.
太好了 亲爱的 你当然可以专注于艺术 但我会专注于其他方面 30 h that's great, honey. And you can definitely focus on art, but I'm going to focus on other stuff.
药丸 Pill
一些真正能支付账单的事情 something that actually pays the bills.
也许商业是一件值得涉足的好事 Maybe business business is a good thing to get into.
你只会厌倦他有自己的生意 You only get tired he owns a business.
会计呢 会计很棒 很棒 What about accounting? Accounting is great, great.
女孩都喜欢会计 你很聪明 很会理财 Girls love accountants, and you're smart, you're good with money.
你对数字很在行 不 说到卫生 也许我们应该谈谈 比如修面 You're good with numbers. No, speaking of hygiene, maybe we should talk a little bit about, like some manscaping.
你知道吗 我觉得你做得很好 但是你可以看到你漏掉了几个位置 You know, I-I think you did pretty good, but you can see you missed a couple spots.
也许下次你可以开慢一点 Maybe you just go a little slower next time.
嗯 也许就像 测试一下 用手指在上面摸一摸 因为女孩们真的很喜欢 漂亮的 整洁的地方 Um, maybe just like, test it out, run your fingers over it, because girls really like, like, a nice, groomed area.
不 我们要看成本 No, we're gonna look the cost.
抓一根乱毛可不好 It's not good to catch a stray hair.
不 不是两倍 它不是双倍的 No, it's not double. It's not double.
我可以告诉你 好好照顾自己 You know, I can tell you, take pretty good care of yourself.
我只是想多花一晚上的时间 I just think maybe just going the extra the extra night.
女孩们真的很欣赏这种额外的努力 Girls really appreciate just that extra effort.
是啊 她很硬 你知道 我的蛋蛋都在颤抖 Yeah, she's hard. You know, I'm shaking my balls.
就像镜子里的人一样 It's like an in a mirror or something.
不 不 你知道 比如坐在地板上 比如在浴缸里做 No, no, you know, like sitting on the floor, like doing it on the bathtub.
我喜欢在浴缸里刮胡子 I love shaving in the bathtub.
然后你可以泡个澡 还可以做美甲 And then you get a bath and the manscaping all in one.
这是一件事搞定两件事的好方法 It's a great way to knock two things out with one.
我很高兴它开始下沉了 I'm glad it's starting to starting to sinking a little bit.
是啊 它真的开始下沉了 Yeah, it's really starting sinking deep.
噢 是的 我看得出来自从你来了这里 你已经开始照顾自己了 很高兴看到你在练习变得更自信 Oh yeah. I can already see you starting to take care of yourself a little more since you've been here, you know, which it's so nice to see you is practicing being more assertive.
听着 他们想像你一样教我 老师 我尽力了 Look, they want to teach me like you do, and teacher, you know, I try.
我很高兴到处都能听到我的声音 你知道 我可以 我可以告诉你 你真的没有很多经验 I'm just so happier hearing me everywhere, you know, I can, I can tell you really don't have a lot of experience.
我是说 也许我可以给你点建议 I mean, maybe I could give you some pointers.
哦 好的 你似乎已经在学习信仰了 Oh, okay. And you already already seem to be learning belief.
真的很不错 是的 我记得你在这里闻起来很清新 Really nice. Yeah. I remember from like, you smell nice and fresh down here.
聊了聊就回家了 快乐的帮助 Chat and goes home. Happy help.
哦 是的 我喜欢你做的 Oh, yes. I like what you did there.
你很主动 帮了我很多忙 你知道 我只是 我只是想做个最好的阿姨帮帮我 马修 You took initiative, really helping me out more ways, you know, I just, I just want to be the best aunt help me, matthew.
所以你真的配得上一个女孩 So you really do deserve a girl.
好了 走吧 亲爱的 是的 感觉很好 Okay, go honey. Yeah, that feels very nice.
不 也许 No, maybe, um,
是啊 是啊 就像 就像你在做的事 oh, yeah, yeah, like, like, what you're doing
就在那儿 用力点 对 对 感觉很好 right there, but harder, yeah, yeah, that feels really good.
是的 没错 像这样 你知道 嗯 每个女孩 Yeah, exactly. Like that. You know, um, every girl
是不同的 有些人喜欢它 你呢 is different. Some people like it, do you?
有些人喜欢它 Some people like it a
稍微浅一点 这取决于你所处的寒冷天气 你知道 嗯 你喜欢怎么样嗯 你知道 我很特别 我喜欢深而有力的划水 little more shallow. And it just depends on the cold that you're with, you know, um, how do you like Well, you know, I'm particular I-I enjoy the deep and the hard strokes.
但是 你知道的 稍微改变一下也没什么坏处 Um, but, you know, a little bit of variation never hurts.
你只要试着看看她喜欢什么 尝试新的东西 You just try to see see what she likes and try new things.
保持开放的心态 是的 还有 你知道 问问她 你知道 我喜欢你所做的 Be open minded. Yeah. And, you know, to ask her too, you know, I like what you did.
你问我 我喜欢什么 You asked me, what do I like?
这是一件非常好的事情 That's a very good it's a very good thing to do.
你沟通 侦听器 你是个很好的倾听者 亲爱的 You communicate. Listener. You're a very good listener, honey.
你真是个很好的倾听者 是的 你的方向感很好 You're such a good listener. Yeah, you're taking direction very well.
是的 确实如此 有些人 你知道 也许也许他们不会马上就喜欢又快又硬的 所以你需要慢慢来 你知道 慢慢来 为了玩什么 Yeah, it does does. Know, some people, you know, maybe maybe they wouldn't like fast and hard right away, so you would need to work up to it a little bit, you know, do a little bit of slow, what for play?
完全一样吗 对 你很好 很好 让她习惯lang 因为 你知道 也许 也许她也没有经验 但是 是的 Exactly like that? Yes, you Nice, nice, like, let her get used to the lang um, because, you know, maybe, maybe she's not experienced too, but, yeah.
等她适应了这个长度 你就可以尝试更深一点 更用力一点 就像这样 And then when she gets used to that length, you can experiment a little deeper, a little harder, like that.
是的 当然 我们还是可以算出来 Yeah. And still, naturally, we can starting to work out.
你也能听到 是的 亲爱的 我也是 You can hear it too. Yeah, honey, me too.
是的 是的 这是一个非常自然的声音 Yeah, it is. It's a very natural sound.
是啊 就像搅拌机器奶酪 完全正确 Yeah, like stirring macarine cheese. Exactly.
完全正确 这是你每次和女孩做爱时都想听到的声音 Exactly. That is the sound that you want to hear every time you have sex with a girl.
看 你在学习 你这么聪明为什么学得这么快 See, you're learning. You're such a smart Why you learn so fast?
你会让一个女孩很开心的 You're going to make a girl so happy.
我的意思是 我认为是这样的 I mean, I think it does.
就像我刚才做的那样 It does just like I did there.
太好了 有一点变化 从来没听过 That's so good. A little bit of variation, never heard.
所以如果我不赚很多钱 女孩们真的不会喜欢我 So girls really won't like me if I don't make a lot of money.
钱 我不想这么说 但钱真的很重要 亲爱的 Well, money, I hate to say it, but it really is important, honey.
你知道 你需要有能力照顾别人 You know, you need to be able to take care of somebody.
你知道 女人喜欢提供服务的人 而且 你知道 嗯 嗯 有艺术感的人 他们很棒 You know, women like providers. And, you know, well, well, artistic guys, they're great.
艺术是奇妙的 艺术是美妙的 Art is fantastic. Art is wonderful.
但这并不能真正带来收入 But it doesn't really bring in the money.
它不能支付账单 是啊 但我会很满足 很开心这不是更重要吗 It doesn't pay the bills. Yeah, but I'll be, like, fulfilled and happy and and that isn't that more important?
我是说 这太好了 太好了 I mean, that's great, that's great.
但是当你和一个女孩在一起的时候 你知道吗 她希望得到更多的照顾 But when you're with a girl that, you know what, wants to be a little bit more taken care of.
她想要被照顾的感觉 She wants to feel provided for.
所以我应该找份工作 So I should get a job.
我讨厌赚了很多钱却过得很痛苦 I hate make a lot of money and be miserable.
不 不 我不是那个意思 亲爱的 No, no, that's not I'm saying, honey.
但是在中间的某个地方 你知道 可能会找到你喜欢的东西 所以你的艺术感就来了 所以你可能会探索更多的创造性工作 你知道 在中间的某个地方有很多机会 你也可以得到满足 But somewhere in the middle, you know, maybe find something you like, so your artistic comes so maybe explore a little bit more of the creative jobs, you know, are there's plenty of opportunities somewhere in the middle that you can just be fulfilled too.
是啊 也许我可以去好莱坞当演员 Yeah, maybe I could like move to Hollywood be an actor.
我是说 我不需要冒太大的风险 Well, I mean, I haven't got take too much risks.
你知道 生活就是充满风险 You know, life is about risks yet.
比如你烧的东西 你得到的东西 Like things you burn, that you got.
这是有风险的 它并没有像你禁止的那样发展 但你已经克服了风险 并在未来进行了评估 It took a risk, um, and it didn't quite go the way that you banned, but you have passed that risk and assess it in the future.
你还想再骑摩托车吗 You know, do you want to be riding motorcycles again?
我不知道 但如果你知道 你也许会从那个错误中吸取教训 I don't know, but if you do, you'll maybe learn from that mistake.
不过 顺便说一下 也很有趣 But also, by the way, it was a lot of fun.
我只是在第一个5分钟掉进去 所以 我的意思是 也许不是 不 也许不是真的 但是我们在这里 换一下位置是很重要的 I just fell in, like the 1st 5 min So, I mean, maybe not, no, maybe maybe it's not really, but what we're here, it is kind of important to change positions.
你知道 一个职位过了一段时间就会变得有点无聊 You know, one position gets a little boring after a while, already?
是啊 多玩玩 也许也许你会找到一份你非常喜欢的工作 Yeah, yeah, play around, you know, maybe maybe you'll find a position that you really, really enjoy.
是啊 是啊 你看 Yeah, yeah, see, that
感觉不同 嘿 那些真漂亮 feels different. Hey, those those nice.
是的 好了 回到我们的事业上来 Yeah. So, anyway, back to the careers.
艺术选择 你可以提到音乐 Art options, um, you can be mention music.
是的 我真的很喜欢那首歌 Yeah, I really like that music.
音乐很棒 我弹吉他 我一直在唱歌 哦 太棒了 Music is great. I play guitar, and I've been singing, oh, that's wonderful.
有很多餐馆 公共场所 公园 There's a lot of, uh, like restaurants and public places, parks.
也许也许你可以 也许你可以联系他们 看看他们是否在找一个能猜的自由表演者 这样你就能赚点钱了 Maybe maybe you can, um, maybe you can contact them, see if they're looking for a freelance performer to seem to guess, and you can make some money that way.
是吗 或者你可以去地铁上玩 对吧 Yeah? Or you could like, go play on the subway, right?
我的意思是 你知道 这是一个选择 但是 你知道 我只是想让它更实际一些 Um, I mean, that's, you know, an option, but, you know, I'm just trying to think of it more practical.
那课程呢 你会教吉他课吗 Um, what about lessons? Would you ever maybe give lessons, guitar lessons?
哦 是的 这是一个赚钱的好方法 Um, oh yeah. That's a good way to make money.
是啊 这是个赚钱的好方法 Yeah, it's a great way to make money.
人们总是希望发展新的技能 People are always looking to develop new skills.
你你会是个好老师的 You you would be a great teacher.
我觉得我可以教时间 I feel like I can teach time.
是啊 亲爱的 你看起来很漂亮 这是个不错的选择 Yeah, you look honey, that would be a great option.
这会给你带来一些不错的 稳定的收入 你可以真正提供这些收入 And that would bring in some good, consistent money you'd be able to really provide for.
然后我就能买栋房子 在那里操妞了 And then I can buy a house so I can fuck chicks up there.
是啊 是啊 房子 那就太棒了 Yeah, yeah, you know, a house, that would be fantastic.
你知道 可能需要几年的积蓄 但是 你知道 一个稳定的地方 一个稳定的地方 是的 我存了500美元 You know, might take a couple years of saving, but, you know, someplace stable, someplace stable, yeah, I've laid $500 saved up.
我应该能给房子付一大笔钱 对吧 I should be able to put a dump payment in a house, right?
精彩 我是说 也许现在还没有 但也许在你的课堂上多上几堂音乐课之后 你就能多存点钱了 Wonderful. I mean, maybe not not quite yet, but maybe after a few more music lessons under your bell, you can, uh, save up a little bit more money.
对自己的钱也要负责任 Um, being responsible with your money too.
我们应该谈谈这个 嗯 你知道 存钱是很重要的 We should talk about that. Um, you know, it's, it's important to save money.
不要把钱花在一个地方 Don't go spending at all in one place.
也许可以做一点预算 Maybe maybe budget a little bit.
你有没有上过另一门预算课 看过什么计划师之类的 Have you ever maybe take another budgeting class, looked at any uh, like planners?
财务规划 预算太无聊了 Financial planning? Budgeting is so boring.
我知道 亲爱的 但如果你想买房子 你想 你知道 对你的钱的去向更负责一点 你知道 这真的很有帮助 I know, honey, but if you want to get a house, you want to, you know, be a little bit more responsible with your money in the where that income is going, you know, it really could help.
我认为 我觉得你真的应该开始做预算了 I think. I think you really should start budgeting.
也许也许我能帮你找到A-A行星 也许我能帮上忙 Maybe maybe I can get you A-A planet, and maybe I can help with us.
好了 我喜欢你的自信 亲爱的 如果我和你在一起 你就是真的 There you go. I like that assertiveness there, honey, if I with you, you really are.
我喜欢你接受我的建议 I love how you're taking my advice.
你会非常成功的 You are going to be so successful.
我能看到 我能看到 I can see it. I can see it.
你能很好地接受建议 你学得真好 You take advice so well. You learn so well.
我真的知道你会有一个成功而光明的未来 I really know you're just going to have a successful and bright future.
谢谢 女人 妈妈也是这么想的 Thanks. Woman. Mom thought the same thing.
她做的 她可能只是不像我那样说出来 She does. She just probably doesn't vocalize it like I do.
说到发声 你做得很好 亲爱的 但是 时不时地 这些女士会想检查一下 Speaking of vocalizing things, you're doing so great, honey, but, um, every now and then, one of these ladies is gonna want to check some take charge.
我来教你怎么做 Let me show you how it's done.
好的 再见 你会想给你写点东西的 Yeah, okay, bye. You shall want to write you a little bit.
如果她想的话 让她做是很重要的 That's important to let her do it if she wants to, you know.
因为对她来说 这感觉很好 Cause maybe for her, it is feels really good.
你看 感觉怎么样 亲爱的 See, how does that feel, honey?
好 我在这里 也许我们应该谈谈健康的生活方式 这对找女孩也很重要 你知道 照顾好你的身体 确保你吃得健康 锻炼身体 精神刺激 Good. I'm over here. Maybe we should talk about maybe a healthy lifestyle that's also important in getting girls, you know, taking care of your body, making sure that you're eating healthy, working out, mental stimulation.
你偶尔去健身房吗 Do you go to the gym by chance?
是的 我是说 我工作了一点 Yeah, I mean, I work a little bit.
好吧 我可以告诉你 看起来你看起来状态很好 Okay, well, yeah, I can tell you, seem you seem like you're in really good shape.
那你的饮食呢 嗯 芝士汉堡吗 What about your diet? Um? Cheese burgers?
不 奶酪汉堡 味道很好 No, cheese burgers. They taste good,
你知道的 也许它们偶尔也会很好吃 you know, maybe they're good every now and then for for a treat.
但我想也许 像炸薯条 But I think maybe, like French fries?
嗯 我是说 a Um, I mean, a
土豆也许偶尔可以作为配菜 potato maybe is okay as a side every now and then.
但我觉得你真的 But I think you really
也许该开始多在家做饭了 should maybe start start cooking at home more.
它更健康 就像我那天晚上做鸡肉的时候 It's a little bit more healthy, like I got like when I made chicken and the other night.
而且 你知道 如果你不健康 你就不能照顾别人 And, you know, you can't take care of somebody if you're not healthy.
哦 是的 那是真的 你能正确地看待事物 Oh yeah, that's true. You have such a good way of putting things in the perspective.
谢谢 是的 是的 这是非常不同的变化 Thanks, yeah, yeah, it's quite that little different change.
也许 你知道 她会像这样对你磨磨蹭蹭 Maybe, you know, she'll want to grind on you a little bit like this.
没事 没事 我们会抓到你的 Yeah, yeah, you know, we'll get you.
我看得出来你很健身 I can tell you work out.
你知道 也许只是饮食上的小小改变 You know, maybe just just the little change in diet.
事实上 这对你来说是件好事 In fact, that would be a good thing for you.
小维生素 你吃维他命了吗 Little vitamins. Do you take your vitamins?
亲爱的 嗯 是的 我每天服用维生素D和维生素K Honey? Um, yeah. I take vitamin D and vitamin K every day.
好的 嗯 听起来不错 那么 我还应该服用什么其他的维生素吗 Okay, um. That sounds great. Now, is there any other vitamins that I should be taking?
我可以跟你的医生一起熬夜 I can just maybe, like, stay up with the with your doctor.
然后去验血 检查一下血的浓度 And you get your blood tested, check, like, levels.
对 对 对 做检查总是好的 只是为了保持健康 做所有的检查 确保你是最近的 And, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's always good to get that tested, just to keep yourself healthy, get all those checkups, make sure you're recent.
就是这么好 一切都很好 That's all this good. It's all always good.
我们要讨论的另一件事是 我注意到 睡眠模式有点如果你喜欢睡一会儿 晚睡一会儿 你知道 也许也许更一致的睡眠模式对你的整体健康并不是件坏事 Another thing we should talk about also is, I've noticed here, um, sleep patterns are a little if you like to sleep in a little bit, stay up a little late, you know, maybe maybe a little bit more consistent sleep patterns wouldn't be a bad thing for your overall health care.
一位女士看了很多关于睡眠有多重要的播客 Woman watching a lot of podcast about how important sleep is.
是的 真的 真的 你要照顾好自己的身心 睡个好觉 休息好 准备好迎接新的一天 Yeah, it really, really is. You know, you take care of your mind, the body, get good sleep, you're rested, you're ready to conquer the day.
特别是 特别是如果你做音乐的事情 你希望你的演出被逮捕 Especially, especially if you do do that music stuff, you want to be arrested for your gigs.
准时总是很重要的 It's always important to be on time.
是啊 提前5分钟就是准时了 对吧 Yeah, it's like, 5 min early is on time, right?
是啊 准时绝对是迟到了 Yeah, yeah, on time is definitely late.
哦 怎么了 让我转过身来偶尔出现 嗯 很少坏 Oh, how? Let me turn around occasionally show up to, uh, very little bad.
如果我想让一个女孩提前5分钟到呢 What about if I'm trying to make a girl come as 5 min early?
好吧 是的 我的意思是 我认为它必须准时 准时 Okay, yeah. I mean, I think it has to be on time then, right on time.
每天准时 绝对是最好的 Days on time, definitely the best.
这与交流有关 提醒对方的身体就是 看看什么对她好 什么对你好 互相照顾 And that comes with communication. Reminding each other's body is, you know, seeing what feels good for her, what feels good for you, taking care of each other.
是的 不自私很重要 Yeah, it's important to not be, not be selfish.
是的 在一段关系中 好奇的探索 Yeah, in a relationship, curious exploration.
好奇的探索 是的 是的 开放时间 大卫 你知道的 也许是她喜欢的东西 你从来没有去过的东西 反之亦然 Curious exploration. Yes, yeah. Open time, david, you know, maybe something that she likes, something you've never travited, and vice versa.
一起探索总是一件好事 And exploring together is always a good thing.
也许你能找到你喜欢的新事物 Maybe you can find new things that you like.
我喜欢解释你在四月 I like explaining that you in April.
谢谢你 我很乐意帮忙 Thank you. I'm so happy to help.
太谢谢你了 我只是 我太为你兴奋了 Thanks so well, I'm just, I'm so excited for you.
你会是一个非常非常好的男朋友 You're gonna be such a good, such a good boyfriend.
一个幸运的女孩 只是 你好 这部冒险小说 是的 真的 真的 One lucky girl. Just, hello. This adventure novels, yeah, it really, really is.
哦 我很高兴你也来面试 Oh, I'm so happy that you're interviewing too.
这也适用于思想 That's also been for the mind.
还有一件事我们可能也应该谈谈 当你找到女朋友的时候 并不全是关于性的冒险 There's another thing that we should also probably talk about, is when you do get a girlfriend, it's not all about the sexual ascapades.
是啊 所以我觉得 嗯 你真的得到了草 那些东西 Yeah, so I think, um, you really are getting the grass, the things.
是啊 她是个好老师 Yeah, she's such a good teacher.
我努力 我努力 我很高兴我可以给你一些建议 I try, I try. I'm glad I could, I could give you some pointers.
我真的很激动 想看看一年后的情况 I'm really excited to, um, to see how things look in a year.
两年后 我想 如果你接受我的建议 Two years from now, I think, um, you know, if you take my advice,
你真的会在一个真的 you really would be in a in a really
好位置 我认为事情看起来很好 尤其是从我的角度来看 good position. I think things look great, especially from my perspective.
好 我很高兴收到你的礼物 亲爱的 Good. I'm so happy to get that honey.
还有一件事要注意 One other thing to note,
愿你照顾女孩的时候 是你只需要愿意学习的时候 when may you taking care of girls, is that you just need to be willing to learn.
你知道 你现在所知道的一切 实际上 对每个人都适用 You know, everything that you know now is, in fact, for everyone.
你知道 每个人都不一样 每件事都不一样 You know, every goes different. Every goes different.
你在不断地学习 这是一种全新的体验 You're constantly learning. It's constantly a new experience.
嗯 你不断探索新事物 接受反馈 Um. You're constantly exploring new things, taking feedback.
对一个女孩有用的东西可能对另一个女孩没用 你知道吗 And what works for one girl may not work for the next, you know?
所以记住我教给你们的每一件事 并把它放在你的知识工具箱里 So keep in mind everything that I taught you, and keep it in your toolbox of knowledge.
下一个女孩 你知道 也许她会给你一套不同的工具 And the next girl, you know, maybe she'll give you a different set of tools to use.
沟通 是的 沟通是 我觉得我有一个很好的工具箱 Communication. Yeah, communication is Yeah. I feel like I have a pretty good tool box.
我想你也是 亲爱的 I think you do too, honey.
你非常非常有见识 哦 对我来说太好了 You're very, very knowledgeable. Oh, very good for me.
不 我已经能看出来你在增强信心 No, I can already tell you're working up your confidence.
是啊 和你在一起 很好 Yeah, just being around you, well, good.
我很高兴我能为你提供一个良好的学习和成长环境 I'm really happy that I can provide an environment that's good for you to learn and grow.
绝对是一个能让我成长的环境 Definitely an environment I can grow inside of.
哦 很好 很高兴听到这个消息 Oh, good. So, so happy to hear that.
不 当我听说你要来的时候 我很兴奋能教你一些新东西 No, when I heard you were coming over, I just, I was so excited to teach you some new things.
我真的很在乎你 And I just really care about you.
我希望你有一个美好 光明的未来 I want you to have a good, bright future.
我知道你会的 我知道你会的 尤其是如果你听从我的建议 I know you will. I know you will, especially if you follow my advice.
你知道 因为你 你很好 你对他们很好 You know, because you're, you're good, you're good for them.
你应该得到很多 你知道 我观察到有几件事是你可以改进的 You really deserve a lot. And, you know, I've observed there are just those couple things that you could work on.
因为总有改进的空间 Because there's always room for improvement.
只要记住 进步总是有空间的 这就是生活中的一切 事业 人际关系 个人发展 Just remember that improvement, there's always room for And that's really everything in life, career, relationship, personal development.
只是 我很高兴看到你对这些的研究 Just, I'm excited to see your work on work on all of that.
它只是把你塑造成一个未来的人 你想成为的人 It's just building you as a person in the future, who you want to be.
现在 我希望你成功 Now, I want you to be successful.
我想成为 好的 好的 I want to be, yeah, good, good.
这就是我想做的 That's what I want to do.
我想给你造一个蜂蜜 I want to build you a honey.
我真的很想 我只是想把你拉上来 I really want, I just want to pull you up.
我希望你能成为社会的好成员 I want you to be just a good, a good member of society.
是啊 我很高兴你一直在听 Yeah, I'm very happy that you've been listening to this.
我只是不想让你觉得这是一堂课 或者 任何负面的东西 I just didn't want you to see this as a lecture, or, you know, anything negative.
为什么他们会把这个建议牢记在心呢 Why do they just take this advice to heart?
真的要这么做 我想到目前为止你已经知道了 Really follow that. I think you have so far.
你总是敞开心扉 听说我不认为那是个好歌手 You always been open there. Heard I don't think that's good singer.
好吧 那个等等 不 你回家后我会让你妈妈在你身边转转 Okay, that Wait. No, I'm gonna have your mother go around you when you get home.
为什么等待 你没有被催眠 那不是真的 Why wait? You weren't hypnotized. It wasn't real.