晚上好我是Diane Simmons Good evening.I'm Diane Simmons.
今晚的一个重大消息是O..Simpson宣告无罪 A stunning development tonight as O.J.Simpson is proven innocent.
我们找到了真正的凶手但首先 We have the identity of the real killer.But first...
秋天来了每当此时树叶开始变成金黄 It's fall.The time of year when the'leaves turn a pretty,purpley orange...
Quahog也开始筹备一年一度的丰收节游行了 ...and Quahog prepares for its annual Harvest Festival Parade.
亚洲记者Trisha Takanawa在今年的开幕式上 Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa joins us live...
为我们现场采访正在进行中的主题选择环节 ...from the ceremony wherethey are choosing this year's theme.
你好Dinane在我身后的是1000只美丽的鸽子 Diane,behind me are 1,000 beautiful doves.
每只鸽子腿上都轻轻地系着一张纸条 上面都写着一个主题 Gently tied to each of their delicate legs is a parade theme...
并且这些主题都是由Quahogl的普通市民拟定的 ...suggested by ordinary citizens of Quahog.
中 而今天在这里为我们决定主题的人是 And here to pick this year's winning theme...
十条诫命之父Char Iton Heston ...is Ten Commandments star,Charlton Heston.
打开笼子 Let my pigeons go!
5 射中了来看看我们的主题吧 He nailed one!We have our theme!
我写的主题是团聚很简单的一个主题 I submitted "togetherness."A simple theme.
不过很有份量 But powerful,nonetheless.
上啊战胜挫折来吧战胜挫折 Come on,"overcoming adversity"! Let's go,"overcoming adversity"!
一定要是我传染过花柳病的女性们 Show me"women I gave the clap to"!
那么今年丰收节游行的主题是 And the Harvest Festival Parade theme is:
<谁是老大>中 "The episode of Who's the Boss?
Tony看见浴室里裸体的Ange la的那集 "...where Tony sees Angela naked in the shower."
太好了是我写的真难以置信 Yes!That's mine!Un-freaking-believable!
笨蛋Michael Flatley定要在坟墓里辗转反侧了 Clumsy oaf!Michael Flatley must be turning over in his grave.
等一下他好象还没死 Wait a minute.He's not dead yet.
Michael Flatley "Michael Flatley.'
他们能选你写的主题真是太好了 不过你不觉得这题目是个私话么 00 It's great they picked your theme but isn't it a little esoteric?
私话 Esoteric?
私话就意味着是和性有关吧 一我觉得这是个学术问题 Could it mean "sexy"?-I think it's a science term.
行了 正因为是私话所以才让人津津有味啊 Fellas,esoteric means "delicious.
谁是老大可不是一种食物 Well,who's the Boss?Is not a food.
一击不中啊 Swing and a miss.
It seems today that all you see
is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good,old-fashioned values
on which we used to rely?)
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
all the things that make us
laugh 'n'cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 2x05 Love Thy Trophy
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我现在没有朋友了都怪这个愚蠢的包 I have no friends,and it's all because of this stupid purse!
你对我女几做了什么我向上帝发誓 如果你胆敢动她一根毫毛 What did you do to my daughter?I swear to God,if you touched her...
亲爱的发生了什么 Honey,what happened?
今天吃中饭的时候 It was lunchtime and...
我很喜欢你Prada包的颜色 I love the color of your Prada bag.
一是啊你包上的搭扣也很棒一喂 Meg你和我们块儿吃午饭么 Yeah,but yours has that great clasp. Hey,Meg,you want to come to lunch?
Executive Producer 哦你知道么我的车可容不下你这又大又蠢的包 know what?There's no'room in my car for your big,ugly purse.
8 Meg让我来教你什么是时尚吧 Meg,let me tell you about popularity.
日 一Canner夫人快点一我走了 Mrs.Canner?Are you coming?-Bye!
田 爸你要是真爱我的话也给我买个Prada包吧 Daddy,if you really loved me,you'd buy me a Prada bag.
Supervising Producer Crai亲爱的你要什么我都给10块够不够 I can't say no to you,honey.What are they,like,$10?
至少要111100块呢 More like $1,100.
嘿原来你指望我给你这么多啊 You wish I loved you that much!
Supervising Producer Da再不快点我们就来不及把这花车做完了 We'll never finish the float in time for the parade.
加快点伙计们 Pick up the pace,guys!
Peter你的这个主题真没意思 Peter,your theme'is a dud.
就是我甚至从来都没看过<谁是老大) Yeah.I've never even seen Who's the Boss?
80年代每个星期二从8点开始我都在别人床上 hvw 11点以后才回家 Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8:00 and home by 11:00.
但我不能没有你们让我来告诉你们谁是老大吧 But I can't do it without you'guys,because I'll tell you who's the boss.
既不是Tony也不是Angela It's not Tony or Angela.
Line Producer Ken他不是让人痴狂的Mona而是我们 It's not even man-crazy Mona.It's all of us.
Quagmiret你是老大因为你从不放弃 比如遇到女人的时候 Quagmire,You're the boss because you never give up,like with the ladies.
双子座 Gemini.
魔羯座 Capricorn.
Supervising.Director Roy Ali阿我知道你不是处女座的 I know you're not a Virgo!
从下面看你像是双鱼座的 From down here,you look like a Pisces!
Cleveland你是老大因为你关注细节 And Cleveland,you're the boss because of your attention to detail.
就像我们玩撞球的时候你瞄准了那么久才击球 Like when we play pool,you take so long to line up your shots...
Matt We我都想用球棍劈你了 ...I just want to crack you with a cue stick.
但我没有因为那可能会是一桩仇恨犯罪而且我爱你 But I don't because that would be a hate crime,and I love you.
Joe我遇到过的新邻居多了 但他们连你一半的男子气都没有 And Joe,I've had new neighbors before, but none were half the man you are.
而且既然你已经是半个男人了那么他们再减半的话 Since you're half a man already,that splits them...
我都不好计算了 ...into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
他说的对如果我们联合起来一定能赢的谁来 He's right.If we work together,we can win this thing.Who's in?
Spooner街加油 Go,Spooner Street!
我爸总对我说要多测量几次切的时候要一口气 My dad always says,"Measure twice,cut once.'
lU 我爸总说小Cleveland别在床上蹦了 My daddy always said,"Cleveland Jr.,quit jumping on the bed!"
喂我们还没量呢 We didn't measure!
真神奇你让邻居们都一块儿干起来了 Amazing.you inspired The whole neighborhood is working together.
你知道最神奇的是什么吗Brian You know what's really amazing?Brian.
o 我三天都没刷牙了但没有一个人说什么 I haven't brushed my teeth in three days,and no one has said a thing.
要是我有工作的话我就可以自己买个Pradat包了 If I had a job,I could buy the bag myself.
我居然把军用预算浪费在那么无聊的Rugrats:录象上 I have squandered my munitions budget on that insipid Rugrats video!
也许我也得找个工作 Perhaps I should seek employment.
妈妈是教钢琴的我说不定也能教 Mother teaches piano.I suppose I could as well.
好了再来一次Richard All right,try it again,Richard.
别忘了弹错了会被电到的 And remember,the wrong keys are electrified.
我不要再弹钢琴了 I don't want to play the piano!
看来是的那你想不想试试巴松管 Indeed.Would you rather play the bassoon?
没有经验那可不行 No experience?No,thanks.
唉真麻烦等一下小姑娘 Oh,nuts.Young lady.
这小鬼叫什么名字 What's the little guy's name?
这关你什么事 What do you care?
唉我不能让人知道我拒绝给一个未成年的单身母亲工作 I can't send an unwed teenage mother out on the street without a job.
Stewie我儿子叫Stewie Stewie.My son's name is Stewie.
欢迎来到第83届Quahog镇丰收节大游行 Welcome to the 83rd annual Quahog Harvest Festival Parade.
你和我一样兴奋么Tom Are you as excited as I am,Tom?
那是当然了我这儿有块板子（我都硬了） Are you kidding,Diane?I've got wood...
这块板上写着今年花车节目的入围名单 ...and clipped onto it is a list of this year's float entries.
V 别忘了能最好地把握今年主题的花车 Remember,the float that best captures this year's theme...
将会赢得这个另人垂涎的金制蛤蚌 ...wins Quahog's coveted Golden'Clam.
看第一辆花车进场了 And here's our first float.
看来Clover街德花车做得有些过头了 It looks like some wires got crossed on Clover Street.
那不是Angela是Mona/Angela的母亲 That's not Angela. That's Mona,Angela's mom.
用树皮做身上的老人斑真是不错的主意 Wonderful use of tree bark for the age spots though.
C
这辆花车做的是Tony给Jonathan洗澡这完全搞错了 This one's got Tony bathing Jonathan.That's just plain wrong.
每辆花车都有各自的亮点不过没有一辆能 Each float possesses its own unique charm.But none of them...
哦天哪快看 Oh,baby!Look at that!
这辆真是太棒了 The float turned out great.
们自从Quagmirei设法帮我们接了免费有线电视以来还没这么团： Our neighborhood hasn't been this united since Quagmire figure out how to got us free cable.
我们不是坏人 We are not bad people.
我们只是不想一个月花12美元看电影频道 We just don't want to pay $12 a month for Cinemax.
害 第一名Spooner街 First place goes to Spooner Street
VV 第一名Spooner街 First place goes to Spooner Street
我们赢了太棒了 We won!All right!
行了这实在是太蠢了 Come on now!This is damn foolish!
我的题目我的奖杯 My theme,my trophy!
你妹的你自己说的我是老大 My aunt Fanny!You said it yourself!I'm the boss!
他也说过我是老大这是我应得的 He said I;too,was the boss.And it's time Cleveland got his due.
Joe我的脚都要站肿了 Joe,my feet are starting to swell.
你俩先回家我呆多久都没关系 You two'go home. I can stay here as long as it takes.
双腿残废的人吃的有多么少肯定会让你们大吃一惊的 You'd be amazed how little one eats when your legs don't work.
只有一个办法了 There's only one way to settle this.
俄罗斯轮盘)) Russian Roulette.
三发子弹蛤蚌归没死的那个我先来 Three bullets,last guy standing keeps the trophy.Me first.
不不不等等这可不行 No.Wait a minute,this is crazy.
你先 You first.
(/ 我有个办法让你们都满意 There's gotta be a way for you all to enjoy the trophy.
等等我知道了哦哦不行哦知道了知道了 Wait a minute!I got it!No,lost it.There it is again!
完美Peter这样我们都满意了 Perfect,Peter.Now we can all enjoy it.
来个拥抱吧 Here's to togetherness!
车车 Car!
Meg你去一下 Meg,order up!
这是你的亲爱的Flappy亲手做的 Here you go,hon.From Flappy himselt
我才不管它是什么肮脏萎缩的忽必烈汗的呢 I don't care if they're from Kubla filthy-wretched Khan!
尝尝吧你会喜欢的 Try them.You'll like them.
哼我很怀疑 Yes,well,I rather doubt that.
哦哦真好吃 Yes!These are delectable.
Flappy好消息我放你一命 Flappy,good news!I've 'decided not to kill you!
多难得的男孩子啊 What a precious little boy.
他是我儿子 That's my son.
你儿子但你自己不就是个小孩 Your son?But you're just a baby yourself.
Henry快给她点一小费 Henry,give the little skank a nice tip.
20块 20 bucks!
欢迎光临 Welcome to'Flappy's.
坐到我那个无赖爸爸 Why don't you sit next to my baby...
不肯付抚养费的孩子旁边如何 ..whose deadbeat dad doesn't pay child support.
Peter怎么了 Peter,what is it?
外面吵什么啊 What's going on out here?
让开我是警察 Clear the way!I'm a cop!
哦天哪我以为保险栓没开呢真抱歉 Oh,my God!I thought the safety was on.I'm so sorry
没事孩子 这是你作为美国人的权利（讽刺美国人可以持枪公） That's okay,son.It's your right as an'American citizen
吵吵嚷嚷的怎么搞的我刚刚才从美梦中惊醒 What's all the noise?I was just jerked out of a sound sleep.
谁能告诉我我们的金蛤蚌上哪几了 Perhaps someone could enlighten'me as to the whereabouts of our Golden Clam?
一说不定它只是掉下来了一是啊掉到某人回袋里了 -Maybe it fell.Yeah.Right into someone's pocket.
你怀疑是我们当中的人偷了它么 You think one of us stole it?
我有这么说吗还是有些人做贼心虚啊 I never said the word "stole."Looks like someone has a guilty conscience.
做贼心虚哈哈 Guilty conscience!
我可是这街上唯一一个付了电视费的人 I'm the only guy on this block who actually pays for his cable.
把我们伟大的国旗丢在雨里不管的人还有脸这么说啊 Pretty high and mighty for a man who left our nation's flag out in the rain...
去年7月4日（美国国庆日）别忘了这可是违法的警官 ...last Fourth of July.That's against the law,Officer!
你也别得意啊 You're'one to talk.
别以为我不知道每到回收垃圾的日子 你就来把我的垃圾捡走 Out there every trash day picking through my garbage.
这是侵犯我隐私 That's an invasion of my privacy.
他整理回收你的垃圾是因为他和你不同 知道保护地球母亲 He's sorting your recycling because he loves our Mother Earth.
要不是你成天都忙着和女人做爱 If you weren't so busy trolling for booty all the time...
你可以自己做了啊何况这好象是法定义务吧 ..you could do it yourself,like the law says you should.
好了好了 It's on now!
等等Peter也很可疑吧 Wait a second!What about Peter?
v 只有他一直都对奖杯耿耿于怀 He's the one who wanted the trophy all along!
不可能是我偷的 I couldn't have'stolen it.
因为昨晚我在偷oe的梯子本来打算今晚再偷蛤蚌的 Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
怎么了那是个梯子啊他又用不着 就像从死人手上拿块手表一样 What?It's a ladder.He can't use it.It's like taking a watch off a dead guy.
这些家伙真是不可理喻太不可理喻了 Those Griffins always were oddballs,Joe.Real oddballs.
我觉得他们都不可信 I don't trust them.
我看见他们从我们家信箱里偷优惠券的 I saw them taking coupons out of our mailbox.
我看她长得就不爽 I don't like the look of her!
我要告戒大家一件事 I offer you a recipe.
如果谁是想通过藏匿奖杯来团结这帮邻居 Combine one small-town neighborhood with a dash of missing trophy...
一且唯一的好处是一块橡皮糖那这人真是个疯子 ...and what you're left with is a gumbo fit only for a madman.
橡皮糖几乎在什么地方都能买到 A gumbo served almost exclusively in The...
他是谁我赌是他偷的 Who the hell is that?I bet he took it!
你还跑想尝尝厉害啊 Where are you going,Serling?Want some of this?
给我回来 Come back here!
我要去上班了 I'm off to work.
好的宝贝 Okay,honey
一定是我们哪个邻居偷走了我们的奖杯 我一定把他揪出来 One of our neighbors took that trophy,and I'll find out who.
Stewie.再借我一下没问题亲爱的 I'm taking Stewie with me again.Fine,sweetie.
这整件事把我弄得烦死了 This whole thing just makes me sick!
我们竟然还和这些家伙玩了猜图游戏一混蛋 for crying out loud,We played Pictionary with them!Bastards!
烦死了你这蠢驴快点去蛋糕店啊 Giddy-up,you stubby little mare!To the pancake house!
那我走了 Well,bye.
想想吧以前他们是我们最好的朋友呢 And to think they used to'be our best friends!
以前是以前现在是现在 That was then and this is now!
椅子是椅子台灯是台灯你有咪咪我要去找我的奖杯 And this is a chair.That's a lamp.You have boobies.I'll find that trophy!
说实话Peter没想到你把大伙儿都请来了 To be honest,Peter,we were all a little surprised you invited us over.
可不是么那该死的奖杯在我们的友谊面前算得上什么呢 We realized our friendship is a lot more important than some stupid trophy.
茶开了我去沏茶Bonniet你是要两块糖的吧 There's the tea.I'll get it,Lois.Two sugars,right,Bonnie?
混蛋居然不在这儿 Damn,it's not here!
也不在这儿 Not here either.
也没有 Nothing.
哦天哪我们被抢劫了 Oh,my God!We were robbed!
一有东西丢了么一我觉得好象没有 -Is anything missing?-No.I don't think so
我在海峡的那张穿两件式泳装照片呢 Where's that picture of me'in my two-piece at the cape?
要不要我报警 Should I call the cops?
我正觉得某个警察与此事有关呢 I'm guessing a cop had something to do with this.
不然就是某个飞行员或是某个开餐店的 Or a pilot.Or a deli owner.
好吧管你是谁呢 Okay,you dirtbags!
这可是在挑起战争 This means war!
地狐 请问如果我们的住宅安全需要加强的话 Excuse us.We're having a small problem with home security.
你知不知道那种圆形的金属制的埋在地里的东西 Do you have those round metal things that you bury in the ground.
只要有人踏入就会爆炸的那种东西 ...and,when stepped on,they explode?
一地雷-对对地雷上/TeS Land mines?Land mines.
就是地雷 It was land mines
MACE
MAC(互相猜疑中) Quagmire.-Peter.
(互相猜疑中) Cleveland.Joe.
(互相猜疑中) -Cleveland.-Joe.
(互相猜疑中) -Bonnie.Lois.
(互相猜疑中) Cleveland.Lois.
(互相猜疑中) Bonnie.
(互相猜疑中) Quagmire.Peter.
PAT
(互相猜疑中) .
走吧Peter Come on,Peter.
这可以让他们慢下来 That ought to slow them down.
2 0 做单身母亲很不容易 Being a single mother is hard.
但更痛苦的是我孩子居然毒品上瘾了 The real challenge is havinga baby that's addicted to crack.
0 一 是吧Stewie什么哦是啊我爱可卡因 Right,Stewie?-What's that?Yes.I love crack.
我实在太喜欢了 I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!
这是他三个月以来第兰次吃狗粮以外的东西 This is the first time he's eaten something other than dog food in three weeks.
唉这是你们的帐单上帝保佑 Well,here's your check.God bless.
来小甜心这回是什么哦蓝梅 Here,Honey.What's this?Blueberries?
哦我的天 Oh,my...
(这比性还刺激 That's better than sex!
你能把那个服务员的家庭地址告诉我么 我可以想法帮帮她的孩子 And could I get that waitress'address? I'd like to help her baby.
田
他们弄得怎么样 What are they up to?
3560 Cleveland和Quagmire.正在防守阵地 Cleveland and Quagmire are holding their positions...
但一整天我都没见到Joe but I haven't seen Joe all day
一停下一爸爸 -Freeze!-Dad?
小心点你右边两英尺处有个陷阱 Careful.There's a bear trap two feet to your right.
谢谢爸爸提醒小心点你妈妈 Thanks,Dad.Look out for your mother!
柜台上有三明治亲爱的 There's a sandwich on the counter,honey.
Cleveland这种捉龙虾的笼子一点用都没有 Cleveland,these lobster traps aren't going to catch any intruders.
有用啊 Yes,they will.
这么美味的热狗足以使他们上钩 I baited them with these plump and tasty Fenway franks.
爸爸我们钓着了 Daddy,we got one!
小胖子忍不住想吃热狗直接进了笼子哈哈哈 Fat boy smelled a hot dog.Couldn't help it.Went right in.
一您好宁嘿滚开 Hello.Say,get the hell off...
哦你好我妩媚的小女人 Hello,lips,legs,breasts,and ass.
恩我想向您了解一下您的邻居Griffins一家 Yes.I was hoping I could ask you about your neighbors,the Griffins.
X 别跟我提起这种人 A bunch of card-carrying Commies if you ask me!
呵 他们很好啊 All right.
不不不他们一点都不好坏极了 No!It's not all right!
小胖子 Fat boy!
Griffins一家不值得信任 The Griffins are not to be trusted.
那种人不过是卑鄙的渣滓 Those people are nothing but vile,cheating,lying scum.
而且满脑子阴谋诡计 And their carpet and drape scheme...
不不不要 No!No,I won't!
让该死的东西离我远点 Get that puree of loathsomeness away from me!
你不是很喜欢吃火鸡豌豆泥的么 But you love mashed turkey and peas.
不好意思你说什么 I'm sorry.What was that?
抱歉我没听清你说我喜欢什么 Sorry,I didn't quite catch that.Did you just tell me what I love?
记住了丑八怪我喜欢的是蛋糕 Write this down,you toad-faced frump.I love pancakes!
嗨打扰了 Hi,little fella.
Meg Griffin在么不她不在 Is Meg Griffin here?No,she's not.
估计又出去为毒品奔波了 Probably out scoring more rock.
我是儿童保护部门的Sandy Balfour 我们要把这孩子带给别人领养 Sandy Balfour,Child Services.We're placing this baby in a foster home.
三什么拜托我要吃的 What?-For God's sake,feed me!
我猜狗粮全吃完了吧 Let me guess.All out of Puppy Chow?
你们真会虐待孩子啊 What an awful home for a child!
你怎么敢这么说我们对孩子好得很 How dare you!This is a wonderful home!
Quagmire你这个混蛋 Quagmire,you rat bastard!
你要是再敢踏进我家栅栏一步就把你脑袋射下来 Come near my fence again,and that'll be your head!
闭嘴 Shut up!
小甜心你想吃蛋糕吧 Honey,would you like some pancakes?
太好了快把我带走 00 Oh,yes!God,yes!Take me!
日日
日 Stewie Stewie!
X 现在该我Meg Griffin炫耀她时髦崭新的 Next up is Meg Griffin,sporting her stylishly cool,brand-new...
一个自称是儿童保护部门的女人把Stewie抢走了 A woman from Child Services came and took Stewie!
顶 她居然说我们给Stewiel喂狗粮 She said we fed him dog food!
狗粮 Dog food?
这真的是Prada包么 Is that a real Prada bag?
你到底是怎么在一周内就赚了1100元 女服务员有这么能赚么 How in the world did you make $1,100 as a waitress in one week?
一 5 这太容易了 It's easy..
只要装成一个未成年单身母亲带着一个吸毒成隐的婴儿 ...when you're the unwed teenage mother of a crack-addicted baby.
d 等一下Meg你怎么是未成年呢 Wait a minute.Meg,when did you become a teenager?
●o Peter她才16 o o She's 16,Peter. 0.01
●o ·原来你知道这个啊 00 You knew about this?
欢迎来到你的新家 Welcome to your new home.
Stewie小宝贝快来和你的兄弟姐妹们打个招呼 Baby Stewie,say hello to your new brothers and sisters.
你好Stewie Hola,Stewie.
你好Stewie Ni hao,Stewie.
Stewie Stewie.
我的天我怎么被一个Benetton/广告给领养了 Good God!I've been adopted by a Benetton'ad!
我保证再也不会发生那种事了 但愿如此Stevens夫人 -I promise,it'll never happen again. -I hope not,Mrs.Stevens.
下次要是再有这种事我们就不仅是把他带走了 我们会把他杀了的 Because next time we won't just take him away,we'll kill him.
让我找找四 Let's see.Stanley,Starkweather,Stevens!
原来孩子是这样生下来的啊 So this is where babies come from?
是啊孩子就是这样来到世上的 Yes,Chris.This is where babies come from.
你居然告诉我我是从你阴道里出来的 You told me I came out of your vagina!
下一个 Next!
您好我们是Grinffins一家 Hi.Yeah,we're the Griffins.
一对不起我没找到你们的档案 求您再找找我们要我们的孩子 -I'm sorry.I can't find your paperwork -Look harder!I want my baby back!
冷静点让我来讲姓名是Griffin Please,let me handle this.The'name's Griffin.
理由是喂我们毒品上瘾的孩子吃狗粮 We're the ones who fed dog food to our crack-addicted baby.
哼我从来都不会和政府人员打交道 huh.I never was any good at dealing with the authorities.
别担心我知道怎么办 Don't worry.I know how to handle this.
你没意识到你快超速了么 Are you aware you were going 50 in...
请你把衣服放下 I'm gonna have to ask you to put your shirt down.
我日我以前用这招就搞定过一个罗德岛的异性恋警察 (你说的是joe吗) Crap.I get the one straight cop in Rhode Island.
去死吧我要的是蛋糕 Damn it!I want pancakes!
你们这些人什么语言都懂就是不懂英语 You people understand every language except English!
我要蛋糕（外国话） Yo quiero pancakes!
我要蛋糕（外国话）我要蛋糕（外国话） Donnez-moi pancakes!Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!
可怜的小家伙 Poor little guy.
蛋糕一定是和毒品有什么关系 "Pancakes"must be 'street for "crack."
都怪他那该死的家长 Damn those parents of his.
Sarah宽容点 Sarah,forgiveness.
好了Stewie为什么你不和别的孩子玩玩 Now,Stewie,why don't you go play with the others?
Stewie快来和我们一起组成彩虹 Stewie,come complete our rainbow!
我有个好主意 I've got a better idea. D
我们来玩个游戏吧玩吃水槽里流下来的东西如何 Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
你们撒谎 You lied to them!
你们居然和儿童保护部门的人说我们家偷你们的割草机 还说我们偷税漏税 You told Child Services that we steal lawn mowers and cheat on our taxes..
还说我们信奉一个叫什么Stan的人 ...and worship some guy named Stan.
实际上我说的不是Stan是撒旦(Satan)那是印刷错误 Actually,I said Satan.That's a typo.
我们不认识她啊这不是我们的错 We didn't know who she was!It's not our fault!
不人你们的错那是谁的错 No?Then whose fault is it?
你们都有错 It's all of yours!
看看你们在一块干活的时候多好啊 结果你们赢了那个愚蠢的奖杯 You were all working together just fine but then you won that stupid trophy.
你们似乎认为那个亮闪闪的金属块比你们的友情重要得多哈 You put some shiny hunk of metal before your own friendships.
Briani说得对 Brian's right.
那个奖杯冲昏了我们的脑子 我们甚至不知道自己到底在干什么 We were so obsessed with that trophy,we 'lost sight of what was really going on.
一现在不好了真得出事了没错 Now we have a real problem to deal with.That's right!
有人暗地里揭发了Cinemax!免费电视的事 Somebody tipped off the cable company about our free Cinemax.
是你吧Joe Joe?
哦我们得把Stewie弄回来 And we have to get Stewie back!
一我不会再忘了一我们会帮忙的 I remembered.We're here to help.
我们必须救出孩子 And we must get our baby back.
就是现在来吧 Right on!Let's do it!
让世界知道我们的厉害 Rock their world!
耶来吧 Yeah!Come on!
来吧我们能做到的 Let's go!We can do it!
看见了么孩子们总有一天 世界就会像我们这个家庭一样团结友爱 See'kids?One day the world is going to be just like our home.
所有的种族都能和睦共存 All races living together in harmony and love.
蛋糕 Pancakes!
一定是他毒隐又发作了 He must still be working the junk out of his system.
他需要拥抱 He needs hugs!
门铃门铃 Doorbell!
我们是同一个世界同一个民族读书月俱乐部的 We're from the One World,One People Book-of-the-Month Club.
你们的生活有什么缺憾吗 Is there something missing in your.life?
你们来的正好我想是的 You know,I just bet there is.
Sarah我们有客人了而且他们当中有个同性恋 Sarah,we have guests!And one of them is a homosexual!
in'S 他们到位了 They're in place!
天哪Joe对陌生人撒谎的样子好性感啊 God,it gets me hot when Joe lies to strangers.
回家以后我一定要多抹点油 When I get him'home,I swear I'm gonna grease up...
可以了Debbie上啊Chris That's fine,Debbie.Go,Chris.
我们上了爸 Here we go,Dad!
Stewie你不想来学学怎么裹穆斯林头巾么 Stewie,would you like to learn how to wrap a turban?
你为什么不教那个中国女孩儿呢 Why don't you teach it to the Chinese girl?
也许等她的民族侵略了你的国家后再学 Or perhaps'she can learn after her people invade your country.
yee你们真得会这么做么 Yee,would your people really do this?
赶快阻止他们啊 Try and stop them.
而且还要阻止Pablof的国家通过贩毒赚钱来买武器 And try and stop'Pablo's people from using drug money to buy arms...
而且是卖毒品给L的国家 Li的国家又把毒卖给Ura的国家 ...from Li's countrymen,who in'turn sells them to Ura's people...
这样他们就能体面地消除异族了 ...so they can ethnically cleanse this nauseatingly diverse...
并从你们所谓的家人那里掠夺东西了 ...grab bag of genetic party favors you call a family.
这下你们终于明白了吧你们原来是互相憎恨的啊 So now you all understand,yes?You all hate each other?
赞美神那两个魔头里弱的那个终于来了 oh Hosanna!It's the lesser of two evils.
嗨孩子们我是圣诞老人 Hey,kids.I'm Santa Claus.
正在为圣诞节排练呢 Just practicing for Christmas.
但你是白人啊 But you're white.
Jack和Sarah告诉我圣诞老人是印度人 Jack and Sarah told me Santa is Indian.
别蠢了圣诞老人是黑人 Don't be stupid!Santa is black!
圣诞老人不可能是黑人我们不怕他 Santa can't be black.We do not fear him.
别扯了甘地圣诞老人是亚洲人 Cram it,Gandhi!Santa is'Asian.
怎么可能是亚洲人 How can he be'Asian?
圣诞老人的雪橇速度比最低限速还慢 怎么可能走了20英里灯还没灭呢 Santa doesn't drive his sled 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on!
收回你的话吧木兰 Go back to your rice paddy,Mulan!
来吧Stewie我们得快点出去 Come on,Stewie.We're out of here.
C 打起来打起来吧小屁孩们 Dance,puppets!Dance!
Lois我们弄到他了就快成功了 ILois,we got him.It's all over.
小心点Peter Careful,Peter.
Joe和Cleveland没能缠住他们他们正朝你那儿去呢 Joe and Cleveland can't stall them. They're heading your way!
该死 Crap!
站住别动。 Hold it right there!
你们能把我怎样 Or what?
别开枪 Don't shoot!
现在可以了 Now shoot!
我们很抱歉我们闯进你们家 So,we're terribly sorry we broke into your home.
我们只是想把Stewie带回去 But we just had to get Stewie back somehow.
说来话长 That's a very long story.
我们舍不得他了何况依照法律他应该归我们 But we've grown attached to little Stewie. Plus,the law's on our side.
哦你们这些人真是让人头疼 You people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!
我们得走了Stewie We'll be back,Stewie.
等等 Wait!
那是真的Prada包么 Is that a'real Prada bag?
让我为我亲爱的邻居们干一杯吧 I'd like to propose a toast to our neighbors.
虽然他们当中或许有黑人有残疾人或者没良心的色鬼 Sure they may be black,handicapped, and a heartless sex hound...
但如果他们不团结一致 就会被某些臭臭的夏威夷人乘虚而入的 C...but if they moved out,some smelly Hawaiians might move in.
瞧这话说的Quagmirel哪去了 Hear,hear!-Where's Quagmire?
一瞧这话说的Quagmire哪去了 Hear,hear!Where's Quagmire?
要不是他的话我们就不会知道 If it wasn't for him,we never would have found out...
领养Stewie的那家人住在哪儿 ..where Stewie's foster family lived.
他说他会缠住那个社工的 He said he'd distract the social worker.
亲爱的我有个问题要问你你干什么工作的 Glen,honey,I have a question for you.What do you do for a living?
呵呵我也有个问题你怎么还在这几 I have a question for you,too.Why are you still here?
不过那个奖杯到底上哪儿了 What the heck happened to that trophy anyway?
我觉得有些谜还是不要解开为好/ I guess some mysteries are better left unsolved
正如你所看到的 Submitted for your approval.
一只宠物狗正匆匆忙忙地在后院里埋什么东西 A family pet with the uncontrollable urge to bury shiny objects in the yard. 408
这个令人羞耻的秘密几乎颠覆了邻里间的和睦与尊严 A shameful secret that nearly buried the peace and civility of an entire neighbor...
Stewie好象有点发烧看来他被这么得够厉害 Stewie seems a little feverish after his ordeal.
而且他一直都吵着要蛋糕 And he keeps asking for pancakes.
我们让他好好休息休息吧 Let's just let him rest.
Flappy你到底对我做了什么 Flappy,what have you done to me?
热死了 It's so hot.
这样又冷死了（看来里面却是馋了毒品） Now I'm freezing!
只要能吃上一口果酱蛋糕我什么都愿意做 What I wouldn't do for one syrup-soaked bite.
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