My Nights with... Alice, Pénelopé, Arnold, Maud and Richard
Maud, Maud. Here you are finally.
Come join us. Come. Lift up your dress.
Caress yourself.
Yes. Touch yourself, Maude
Touch yourself like before.
If you only knew how much I miss you.
Every moment, every second.
I regret.
I regret so many things.
It's a little lonely when you don't visit.
It's so calm here. - Yes.
Oh, calmness... How I dreamed of a calm life
Only I was different from everybody else
Kiss me.
No!
The congress will be held at Fontaine Bleue
- Yes. Hello? - Hi, darling.
Hello?
I'm all alone. All alone on my large bed.
Ah Yves.
-I think you're mistaken, miss. -No Yves, my love, I'm not.
I want you. I imagine you to be handsome...
...and tall as well
and you must be a wonderful lover.
And now if you'll excuse me, it's... It's personnal.
I'm touching myself...
Yes of course.Hm? What was that?
While thinking of you. You hear me?
Tell me
Yes, more.
Yes one more caress.
I feel your breath on me...
...burning...
...you hear?
Do you feel my heat?
I'm caressing myself thinking of you.
Oh yes...you hear?
Do you feel my heat?
Yes, you want to come?
Oh yes.
You're gonna penetrate me now.
Oh you are...you are.. -Tell me...
Tell me... Where do you live?
Yes. Now... now tell me.
Oh yes.
Yes, yes louder.
No, no, no, no!
Come on Charlene! Not this again!
There, there. Calm yourself.
Calm yourself, Charlene.
Calm yourself. There, there. It's okay.
I'm completely out of my mind.
Why did I do this again?
I...I don't know why I'm acting this way
There, there
Why did I...
Calm yourself.
These voices...If you only knew...
Try to get some sleep. -They're so...
You have a long trip ahead of you tomorrow. Your first flight to Africa. Did you forget?
Yes Africa.
As for Africa, I didn't make it very far.
Idi Amin!
Idi Amin. Idi Amin. Come on, darling.
Yeah, I'm taking a shit!
Hurry up. The plane is going to leave. It's going to leave without us.
Yeah, yeah!
Hurry up!
Ok, I'm just wiping my ass!
Idi Amin, I'm coming.
Filth! Trashy white woman! Bitch!
It was on that day that I had decided to kill myself.
If all women who like black guys did the same...
It's terrible.
I died before knowing any of that.
Well... they didn't allow colored people in my hotel.
Heh... My hotel?
A failure! You're nothing but a failure!
Yes, dear.
My mother had warned me. My father had warned me! - Yes, yes
And now this confirms it. He was right!
I'm such an idiot. I was blinded by love.
Who would ever believe that we're on our honeymoon? Who?
We only did it twice in two weeks!
I need tenderness!
Do you hear me?
Yeah, sure.
And back at St-Etienne, you had the reputation of being the city's biggest womanizer!
You spend all your time reading the newspaper!
Yeah, right! Some womanizer!
Yeah, well I thought I got the best deal in the whole city!
Apparently, that's not the case.
Selfish! That's what you are!
A selfish bastard!
Sure.
And I was stupid enough to think that you married me out of love.
When all this time you were only after my father's business.
He was always against our wedding.
He was right. He knew that you were a useless good-for-nothing!
Don't...Don't get angry.
Good For Nothing! I'll say it again!
Anyways, I know you don't care about what people might think.
I'm warning you, if this goes on I'll want to divorce!
That way you can say goodbye to the business and to dad's money.
Ok, that's enough. Enough.
It would be too easy.
Come join me in the Laundromat.
You'll do the same thing to me.
Of course you wouldn't.
We don't mess around here.
So that's why you wanted to die?
I disgusted myself.
It became the only thing I lived for
As for you, we thought of you.
I think you were the only one with a valid reason to end it all.
Poor Penelope.
Poor naive little girl.
Wake up, Penelope!
Wake up!
Penelope!
Penelope, wake up!
No need to smile like an idiot.
Keep all that for Edouard, if you want him to play your shitty record later on.
How can one work like this?
Shit!
Obviously, José is not the gentleman type.
But if he just says one word to Edouard, it's a hit parade!
In hope to climb the charts of the Hit Parade, Here's Penelope with "Drowning in your eyes"
One day ago, I came to offer you a deal.
A strange deal.
Hello?
Yes.
Is it an emergency?
Yes, I'll transfer you to the service. Stay on the line.
23.
Hello service?
I have an emergency.
Dying is a way too important thing to mess up.
I also want to die.
but in a pleasant way.
in the most pleasant way possible....
by climaxing.
Do you want to be part of this trip?
MADAM, IT'S SERVED...
Let me introduce you to Arnold.
Nice to meet you Arnold.
Arnold has a permanent erection.
Since this poor boy got struck by lightning,
while he was joyously masturbating in the suburbs,
he instantly lost his speech due to the shock.
But, on the other hand,
he never lost his erection.
Arnold, leave us.
And now, it's served. Let's eat.
Very well.
I met one like that once before but not as bad.
Bull's balls,
stuffed ox vagina,
and goat testicles "Provençale" style.
I’ll have testicles. - Help yourself
I'll taste the wine.
How exciting!
How could we have tried to kill ourselves so foolishly?
in such a vulgar manner.
When all the while there was this sublime death.
We didn't waste a second.
We wanted to climax!
I was so happy that I didn't want to die anymore.
It's a good thing Maud was there to set us straight.
I did it all for your own good.
You did, Maud. You did.
Remember the 2 studs?
They must remember, for sure.
Hello gentlemen.
To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?
Hi madam, we're conducting a research...
Hello you!
You're doing a research. What about? - Hello
Well, umm...
Come this way please. Don't be afraid.
Let us take care of you.
Here you are. Have a seat.
There.
Well, sit down.
Please, my friend and I wouldn't want to mess up your...
Nonsense, have a seat.
There isn't that better?
So what are we starting with?
Well...
That's not bad. Not bad at all.
Such nice eyes too.
He's got what it takes.
and soft skin too.
I had to start.
I couldn't have handled another first one.
Maybe he'd be sad if he knew that I was...
that I was...
Dead? Richard?
Yes, Richard.
I know you disliked him.
Because I loved you too much. He ruined your life.
And you achieved my death.
Hello?
Hello Mr. Messager.
Good, and yourself?
Yes, I still have her under contract, Mr. Messager.
15 days on an American spotlight? oh she'll agree...
But of course, Mr. Messager.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, Thank you!
Where is that bitch?
I must find her.
A two weeks US tour and 4 million on top, 3.5 of that just for me.
And at least 5000 sold singles of the song, that's another 5 million.
Where is that stupid bitch?
Just my luck. What a bitch,bitch, bitch!
Just wait till I get my hands on you. You will pay for this. With interests too...
Shit! I must find her.
It's Richard! He came to get me.
He forgives me. He's taking me to NY.
He already has the tickets.
I'm so happy!
Don't be impatient. She wants to look beautiful for your reunion.
Holy shit! Guys!
Am I still in bed or what?
Shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Hey guys!
She's not moving.
She's dead.
Let's get out of here quick. - Yeah.
Come on let's go!
Come on. Move your ass!
Let's go!
Start it!
Ok, ok here we go.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Who's there?
It's me, Charlene. Please, open up.
Help me.
Karine, I'm scared. Help me please.
When I saw Penelope die, I understood that...
I wanted to live...to live!
They were unsuspecting and so I escaped.
The police must be notified. They will protect you.
The police?
They'll think I'm crazy...with all my suicide stories.
No, not the police.
It's her!
It's Maude!
Maude!
I tell you it's her!
Do you see her? The woman in black. It's her!
She's coming to kill me!
It's true! I swear! The woman in black!
I'll be back later this evening.
Don't worry, sweetie.
Karine. Hurry up, or we'll miss the flight.
Hello?
Who's that?
Answer me.
I'm begging you
It's you.
I know it's you.
Leave me alone, I'm begging you. Leave me alone.
Let me in, Charlene. I know you hear me.
I know you're alone.
Be nice, let me in.
Your friends are waiting for you.
If you don't come back, they will have died in vain.
And you will be to blame.
Your tomb is ready sweetie.
You'll be happy..forever calm...
Forever calm...
Forever...forever...forever...
Alain. She's gone.
Come quick. We have to find her.
Come sweetie. Come with us.
I understand, Charlene. You're scared that you won't have the strength to go all the way.
I'll help you, my darling.
We'll help you.
Arnold. Give her the most pleasurable of all deaths.
Now, It's my turn
I will come join you.
No!
You must not die.
Thanks to your presence, we're not isolated from the world of the living.
We exist through you.
Continue what you started Maud.
Yes. Continue, Maud.
Go. Go and find others.
Come back soon.
Dying is a way too important thing to mess up.
Maud, finally here you are.
Lift up your dress.
Caress yourself.
Yes.
Touch yourself, Maud.
Touch yourself, like before
Go Maud, have courage.
I'm...very...tired. Leave me be...leave me be
Not yet.
There's still so much to do.
I want to rest.
Can't... I'm tired.
Tired.
Do it for us, Maud.
You owe us that much.
Can't anymore.
Maud.
Maud. Come back soon.
Maud, continue.
We're waiting for you, Maud.
Maud, you must continue.
You must gather the strength to continue, Maud.
We're leaving, Arnold.
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