奇怪的相遇
诶呀，哈楼啊！你是史蒂夫？ Yeah, hello. You're Steve? 2
史蒂文，史蒂文，好啊！ Steven. Hi.
－ 坐吧！ －罗柏托？ - Sit down. - Roberto?
－我现在特亢奋！ －是吗？！ - I'm all wound up. - Yeah?
－你挺亢奋？我也是。 You're wound up? I'm wound up, too.
－对对对 －特亢奋。 - Yes. - All wound up.
－你喝啥呢？咖啡？ －对！咖啡！ - What are you drinking? Coffee? - Coffee, yes.
－对我特有用，你呢？ －我爱咖啡！ - Very good for me. For you? - I love coffee.
－诶呀！你也喜欢？ －倍儿喜欢！ - You love it, too? - I love it.
－史蒂夫！ －史蒂文。 - Steve! - Steven.
我喜欢这东西 I love coffee.
你是做什么的？ What do you do?
你知道，我只是放松一下随便坐坐，也许抽根儿烟什么的... You know, I just relax, sit around,maybe have a cigarette.
香烟...咖啡... 我觉得这是一个挺棒的组合。 Cigarettes and coffee...I think go together very good.
哥们儿，你不觉得自己喝的有点儿多么？ You think you drink too much of it?
不，咖啡有利于身体健康。 No. Coffee is good for health.
我喜欢睡前喝 I like to drink before I go to sleep.
睡前我会喝很多，这样梦会更快更有趣儿 I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep so I can dream faster.
在梦里我像印地500里的摄像机 I can dream like when they put a camera on the Indy 500...
摄像机在赛车上，画面快的像小鞭子在耳边抽 唰～唰～唰～唰～ when they put a camera in the car, and it's just whipping by like that.
梦接梦～梦接梦～梦接梦 Dream after dream after dream after dream.
第二天别人问我“你都梦什么了？” People ask me the next day, "What did you dream about?"
我说“我没时间！没时间告诉你！亲” I say, "I don't have time. I don't have time to tell you this."
－你抽烟吗？ －只在喝的时候抽。喝咖啡的时候。 - Do you smoke? - Only when I drink. Coffee.
你认识我妈？！ Do you know my mother?
－我认识你妈？ －认识吗？ - Do I know your mother? - Yeah.
我不觉得我认识你母亲 I don't know. I don't think so.
－他们应该做些咖啡冰块儿会更好，你觉得呢？ －太对了 - Coffee. They should freeze it, you know? - Yes.
咖啡倒在模子里放上小棍儿，做成咖啡棒冰给小孩儿 Fill an ice-cube tray with coffee and put sticks in it, for kids.
这事儿可以从娃娃抓起，比如他们玩儿的时候就可以落实 So they can start when they're kids, when they're playing and stuff.
像棒冰一样！咖啡因棒冰！ Like a popsicle. A caffeine popsicle.
非常好！！！我一句都没听懂。对，没听懂。 Very good. I don't understand nothing. Yes.
－你听我说话了吗？ －啥？ - Can you hear me? - What?
你能听清我说话吗？这儿实在太吵了。 Can you hear me? It's very loud over here.
你是不是听我说话很困难？或许换一下位置能好？ You having trouble hearing me? Maybe we should switch.
对！very三克油！我很乐意！ Yes, thank you very much. I'd like to switch.
嗯～这里不错！ Good here.
－咋样？ －呃～我还是比较喜欢刚才的位置... - Good? - I kind of liked it better over there.
－那...那你... －你想么？ - You go... - Do you mind?
啊～～～对！我也是！对！ Yes, me, too. I prefer, yes.
史蒂文，对。 Steven, yes.
－你什么时候走？ －离开美国？ - When do you leave? - The United States?
不，是这里 No, here.
事实上我快要走了。因为，我约了牙医。 I have to leave soon, actually. I have a dentist appointment.
但我不太想去。我不喜欢看牙。 But I don't want to go. I don't like the dentist.
我想我该走了。 I gotta go, I guess.
－对。 －我太多次没去了。 - Yes. - I haven't gone in a while.
好...那你不去吗？ Good. You don't go?
－呃！没办法，我得去！但实在提不起精神。 －那还是不去？ - I should go, but I don't feel like going. - No?
大兄弟，我有空，特别闲！ Steven, I am free, very free.
你要代我去？ You wanna go for me?
哦吼吼～～very三克油！！！ Thank you very much.
－你要去看牙？ －恩那！我可以代你去。 - You wanna go to the dentist? - Yes, I can go for you.
太好了！ Great.
－给你地址 －好 - Here's the address. - Good.
好，特别好！ Good. Very good.
－这是他的名字 －啊对，四点半！ - The name of the guy. - Yeah, 4:30.
－史蒂文，very三克油！ －这都不是事儿！ - Steven, thank you very much. - No problem.
－你真没事儿？ －放心吧。谢啦！ - You don't mind? - No, thank you.
对！看牙医！你懂得！ Dentist appointment, very good.
－史蒂夫，很抱歉，我得走了！ －史蒂文！！！ - I have to go. I am sorry, Steve. - Steven.
史蒂夫，我必须去看牙医了，已经迟到了！ Steve, I have to go to the dentist. I am late.
－三克油，艾克丝Q丝米，骚瑞 －别着急！别迟到！ - Thank you, excuse me. Sorry. - Take it easy, don't be late.
－很高兴认识你！ －嗯嗯我也是！从某种角度上吧。 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too, in a way.
双胞胎
我们怎么就来了孟菲斯？ What are we doing in Memphis, anyway?
－来这儿是你的主意 －你的！ - It was your idea to come here. - Your idea.
我的？！这是你的主意好吧！ It was my idea? It was your idea.
真他妈搞 Very funny.
别在这儿抽你的旱烟好不 Don't smoke those sawdust cigarettes in here.
讨厌你卷来卷去 I hate those things.
－咋的？ －难道你是山炮牛仔？ - So what? - What are you, a cowboy?
－这是鲜的！鲜的烟丝！ －才不是！爷这才是鲜的！ - These are fresh. This is fresh tobacco. - No, this is fresh.
－爷这是最牛逼的至尊加鲜烟！ －你那就是堆粑粑！你是不是脑袋让驴踢了？ - This is the stupid dope fresh cigarettes. - That stuff is stale. What are you, crazy?
－没有 －闭了！ - I'm not crazy. - Shut up.
你们怎么样？要续杯吗？ How we doing here? Need a refill?
－要 －不要 - Yeah. - No.
－先生？ －要！ －哦～要 - Sir? - Yes. - Oh, yes.
－诶呀！我擦 －对不起 - Shit. - I'm sorry.
－嘿！哥们儿你在干嘛？ －哦～非常抱歉！ - Come on, what are you doing, man? - Damn, I'm sorry about that.
谁爱结帐谁结帐吧，这地儿糟透了！ Let's not even pay the check. This place is terrible.
你们不需要其他的吗？ This all you're gonna have?
－给我火！ －喝咖啡只抽烟 - Give me a light. - Just coffee and cigarettes?
是不是会对身体有影响？ That's not too healthy, is it now?
－需要我上一个三明治之类的吗？ －不 - Can I get you a sandwich or something? - No.
－你们是本地人吗？ －不 - Y'all from around here? - No.
你们是兄妹？ Are you brother and sister?
－是 －不是 - Yes. - No.
你们是双胞胎？ Are you two twins?
－是 －不是 - Yes. - No.
是，我们是 Yes, we are.
我想也是 你知道你们看起来像谁吗？ I thought so. You know who y'all remind me of?
－谁？ －海克和杰克 - Who? - Heckle and Jeckle.
擦 Shit.
你知道内两只会说话的喜鹊吗？ You know, the talking magpies?
好吧，那谁是那只坏鸟？ 一定有只是坏的是吧？ Anyway, who's the evil twin? That's the way it works, right?
－这咖啡是泥巴口味的！ －真是！ - This coffee tastes like mud. - Really.
你觉得哪个看起来是坏的？ Which one of us do you think looks like the evil one?
我觉得他是，对吗？ 他的眼神儿看起来很贼 I'd say he's the evil one, right? He's got the evil eye.
－我只是闹着玩儿 －最好是这样 - I'm only kidding. - You better be.
因为你们是双胞胎所以，你知道，我只是想说点儿什么 You know, I just thought of something, with you two being twins and all.
－你们已经去过格雷斯兰（猫王的旧宅）吗？ －没 - Did y'all go to Graceland yet? - No.
你们应该去，那儿很屌！ You should. It's real cool.
－你们介意我坐一下吗？ －对，我介意！ - Mind if I sit down? - Yes, I do.
对，你可以坐。但是你在休息吗？ Yes, you can sit down. What are you, on a break?
不很确定，但是现在比较清闲 嘿～我有个主意，你可以帮助我。 Not really, but it's kind of slow. Tell you what, you can help me out.
你只需要坐在这里，这样我的老板就看不到我了。 Just stay right there. You got me covered and my boss can't see me.
坏人做坏事，对吗？ It's his evil nature, right?
不管怎样，我真心想和你们聊天 Anyway, what I just thought of:
你们知道猫王有一个孪生兄弟吗？ Do you know that Elvis Presley's got a twin brother?
他叫杰西·盖伦。你知道，猫王的中间名叫艾伦。 Yeah, his name is Jesse Garon. You know, Elvis' middle name is Aaron.
艾伦，盖伦...算了 反正大家觉得他出生时就已经死了 Aaron, Garon. Anyway, everybody thinks that he died at birth.
但...我的观点是... But my theory is...
其实他妈不想要俩孩子，这不是她意料之中的。 that his mother didn't wanna raise two kids. She wasn't expecting twins.
她没那么多钱抚养两个孩子，所以她得送出去一个。 She couldn't afford to raise both. She gave one away.
于是她就送走了一个，所以杰西可能在阿肯色州或密西西比州或其他什么地方长大了。 She just sent one off. So Jesse grew up in Arkansas, or Mississippi, or something.
他不知道他有一个兄弟，猫王！ 但是有一天，大概1968年或69年... So he didn't know he had a brother, Elvis. But one day, like, 1968 or '69...
当盖伦照镜子的时候他发现“他妈的，我看起来很像猫王！” he's looking at himself in the mirror and says, "Damn, I look like Elvis."
所以他来到了孟菲斯，打算找到猫王 So he comes to Memphis, looks up Elvis.
当猫王看到盖伦的时候他说“嘿！你是我兄弟，简直不敢相信” Elvis sees him, he says, "Yeah, you're my brother. I can't believe it!"
“你怎么样？我能为你做点什么吗？” "How you doing? What can I do for you?"
他的兄弟盖伦说“哇噢～我不知道。” And his brother says, "Well, I don't know.
“或许，我可以变成你一晚。” "Sure would be nice to be you for one night."
于是，有一场猫王的音乐会其实是他的兄弟在唱。 So Elvis had this concert where his brother sang.
当时，他们也不清楚这样可不可以骗过别人 但，该死的，他的兄弟简直和他一模一样！ They tried to see if they could trick people. Damn if he didn't sound like his brother!
于是，猫王有一个主意。 Then Elvis had an idea.
“我实在是受够了做一个歌手，让盖伦来代替我吧。” "I'm tired of the music scene. I'll send him out on tour."
但，天大的错误！之后他的兄弟开始出入拉斯维加斯这样的地方。 Big mistake, because it was his brother who started to go to Vegas...
穿衣风格大转变，换成了大领子，白连体服，小坎肩。 and wear them big collars, the white jumpsuits, and the capes.
猫王才不可能穿成这样。 后来他的兄弟越来越胖！ Elvis wouldn't do that. And it was his brother who got really fat.
你懂得，当你所有食物都变成黄油炒香蕉三明治！ You know, eating those banana-fried butter sandwiches and all.
他的经纪人说“我们必须把这家伙干掉 他真的不可以继续做猫王了” The Colonel said, "We gotta get rid of this guy. He can't be Elvis anymore."
于是，他们开始给他吃药。 我觉得这药足以杀了他。 So they started feeding him pills. I think they killed him.
那？你想表达什么？ 这有什么好笑的？ So what? What are you saying? What's the punch line?
－你们是猫王的粉丝？ －不！ - Y'all are Elvis fans? - No.
那你想知道一些关于猫王的事情吗？ 我可以告诉你一些。 You wanna hear something about Elvis? I'll tell you something about him.
－你知道奥提斯·布莱克威尔？ －不知道，女士 - You ever heard of Otis Blackwell? - No, ma'am.
－你知道小帕克尔? －不知道，女士 - You ever heard of Junior Parker? - No, ma'am.
对，我觉得你也不认识。 你知道猫王的音乐是从他们那剽窃的么？哥们儿 Yeah, I didn't think so. You know, Elvis robbed their music, man.
他只给他们的音乐付10美金，还有更多的黑人音乐也是这样。 He paid them $10 for their music, and all these other black musicians, too.
－猫王的这些事儿我都知道 －正好符合我的观点 - That's what I think of Elvis. - Here's where my theory fits.
因为我知道这不是真的猫王，这是他的兄弟。 I don't think it was Elvis. I think it was his brother.
所以，如果是他的兄弟做了这些，就没问题是么？ So in that case, it's all right?
我最欣赏猫王说的一句话“黑人只可以为我刷鞋” My favorite Elvis quote is, "The only thing colors can do for me is shine my shoes."
我觉得这不是我的“王”说的！ 你看这一定是他的坏兄弟干的好事儿！ I don't think the King said that. See, I think it was his evil twin.
丹尼，你在那里干什么？？ 很多人都在等你！赶紧过来！ Danny, what you doing over there? You got tables to wait on. Come on.
－我会很快回来！ －你小心点别被炒了！哥们儿 - I'll be right back. - Yeah, don't get fired, man.
迷迷糊糊的山炮 Slaphappy hillbilly.
干杯～ Cheers.
这儿怎么有股怪味儿？ Something smells funny in here.
你是不是穿的我的衣服？ Is that my shirt you got on?
不，我不这么想。 No, I don't think so.
对，一定是！ 这味道一定不是我的！ Yeah, I think it is. This doesn't smell like me.
是吗？你是什么味道？ Yeah? What do you smell like?
我的味道像我，但这味儿绝对不是我！ I smell like me, and this doesn't smell like me.
－我的味道也像我。 －但是这味道像你！ - I smell like me, too. - But this smells like you.
这是因为我就是我！ That's because I am me.
你穿的是不是我的衣服？ Is that my shirt?
－为什么你总是要学我？ －我没学你！ - Why you always copying me, anyway? - I'm not copying you.
－为什么你不能穿出自己的风格？ －我有我自己的风格！ - Why don't you get your own style? - I have my own style.
不！你总是学我！ 你的风格就是学我的风格！ No, you're always copying me. Your style is my style because you copy it.
－这是我的风格！ －不！这不是你的风格！ - It's my style. - No, it's not your style.
服务像粑粑，咖啡像粑粑，音乐还烂到家了！ Service is bad, the coffee is bad, the music sucks.
这是我的鞋 Those are my shoes.
－这是我的鞋 －这是我的鞋 - These are my shoes. - Those are my shoes.
－这是我的鞋 －这是我另一双鞋 - These are my shoes. - Those are my other shoes.
放屁 Bullshit.
加州的某个角落
－嗨！ －嗨，汤姆！ - Hey. - Hey, Tom.
－好吧 －很高兴你能来 - All right. - I'm glad you could make it.
你在这儿 You are here.
你知道你可以叫我吉姆 You know, you can call me Jim.
我的意思是，你懂的，我的朋友叫我什么的都有，吉姆，吉米，伊吉，吉吉。 I mean, you know, my friends call me Jim, or Jimmy, or Iggy, or Jiggy.
叫我伊吉 Call me Iggy.
行，没问题，你说了算 我无所谓，吉姆，伊吉... Okay, all right, whichever way you go. I'll go either way, Jim or Iggy...
叫我伊吉 You call me Iggy.
看，我很抱歉我迟到了，吉姆 路上出了连环车祸 Look, I'm sorry I'm late, Jim. Boy, four-car pileup.
今早上9点我接生了一个小孩儿 I delivered a baby this morning at about 9:00.
我在路上救死扶伤来着... I was saving lives, I was out there on the highway, it was...
你知道，在路边做手术情况很糟糕的 You know, there's nothing worse than roadside surgery.
你没有合适的医疗设备...这基本相当于杀人... You don't have your own tools, and it's just... It's murder.
我用一个圆珠笔做气管切开术... I performed a tracheotomy with a ballpoint pen and...
这太复杂了！ I've been busy.
等等！你是医生？ Wait a minute. You're a doctor?
对，我是医生 Yeah, I'm a doctor.
音乐和医学，这两样是我最得意的 Music and medicine, really. It's really been my thing.
两者可以相融，我活在它们之中 It's combining the two and living in that place where they overlap.
很多人说通过我的音乐就知道我是搞医的， 我的意思是...我也不知道该怎么形容... A lot of people say it shows up in the music. I don't know. I mean, it's...
哇噢，那好，我能明白 Well, okay. Yeah, I can see that.
对，是的，可以联想到整个音乐都是很有组织有规律的... Yeah, okay. I think the organization and the whole thing...
－有高尚的情操，我猜... －嗯嗯～ - The humanity, I guess. - Yeah.
－高尚威严的音乐，令人心生敬重 －对，心生敬重 - The humanity of the thing. The regard. - Yeah, the regard.
－我猜今天对你来说是个大日子 －是的，治了一早上！ - I guess it's a big day for you, then. - It is. It was a medical morning.
－其余的人怎么样？ －大家不错 - Everybody's all right? - Everybody's fine.
我看你来了有一会儿了吧 You've been here awhile, I see.
我在这儿，喝了点儿咖啡... I've been here. Drinking a little coffee.
－嗯～我看到了～ －也给你点了 - Yeah, I see. - I ordered you some.
也给我点了？ You ordered for me?
可以吗？要吗？ I mean, is it cool? Is that cool?
噢～可以 咖啡，酷！ Yeah, okay. Coffee, yeah.
－对，我应该来点儿～ －好的，伙计 - I could go for a coffee. - Okay, man.
来吧，就是。喝点儿吧 Come on, have some coffee.
好的来，那就喝吧 Okay, coffee it is.
这是你的烟吗？ Are those your cigarettes?
不是，我来的时候就有了 No, they were just sitting here when I got here.
－你不抽烟，是吗？ －不抽，我戒了 - You don't smoke, do you? - No. I gave it up.
－我也不抽 －我实在抽够了 - Not for me, either. - Boy, enough of that.
25年！够多了！ That was enough, 25 big ones.
－结束了！ －原地满血复活 - Finished. - Got the energy now.
戒了之后，我的意思...完全... Since I quit, I mean, just everything...
更能集中注意力... Yeah, you're focused.
－一切都如鱼得水...你明白？ －我也是 - Zeroed in. Bang, you know? - Me, too.
我对还在抽烟的二货们感到难过，你明白？ I feel sorry for suckers still puffing away, you know?
－完全没意志力！ －完全没意志力！叼奶嘴儿！ - No willpower. - No willpower. Pacifier.
真二 Silly.
你知道，戒烟的魅力是只有在戒了之后...偶尔... You know, the beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit...
回味一根儿，因为！我戒了！ I can have one. Because I've quit.
我的意思这感觉就像天珍一样，不可多得 I mean, it's just like jewelry.
你知道，这不是真的...我不会吸进去 You know, it's not really... I don't even inhale.
你想加入吗？回味一根儿？ You want to join me in one?
对，因为我也戒了！为什么不？ Yeah, since I quit. Okay.
－现在你戒了，可以来一根儿！ －当然～对！ - Now that you've quit, you can have one. - Sure, yeah.
我可以回味它！没问题！ I can do that. All right.
这太棒了，伙计！ Boy, thank you.
对，你明白我的意思！ 因为我们现在不是烟民！ Yeah, you know what I mean? Now that we've quit...
香烟和咖啡，伙计！你懂的，非常棒的组合！ Cigarettes and coffee, man. That's a combination.
无法抗拒！ Can't beat it.
不用多说你就知道，我们现在处在咖啡和香烟的时代 We're really the coffee-and-cigarettes generation, when you think about it.
你明白我的意思吗？在40年代的时候是派和咖啡当道 You know what I mean? In the '40s, it was the pie-and-coffee generation.
像在电视上的两傻亚波特和卡斯特罗，他们总是需要派和咖啡！ Like Abbott and Costello on TV, man. They always wanted pie and coffee.
对，就像亚波特和卡斯特罗，他们一直都在点派和咖啡 Yeah, like Abbott and Costello. They were always ordering pie and coffee.
“来点儿咖啡吧！来点儿派和咖啡吧！” "Have some coffee. Have some pie and coffee."
“你在等什么？” "What are you waiting for?"
你经常来这儿吗？ You hang out here a lot?
这是我的据点儿 This is my hangout.
我在想，因为没看到关于你的作品在点唱机 I just wondered, 'cause I didn't see anything of yours on the jukebox.
如果不喜欢这里，我们可以去塔可钟之类的 If you don't like it here, we could go down to Taco Bell or something.
也许那里更适合你的风格 Maybe that's more your style.
你要闹哪样？我像塔可钟内款型儿的？ What are you saying, man? You're saying I'm a Taco Bell kind of guy?
不，我只是说，如果你不喜欢这里... No. I mean, if you don't like it here.
－是你说的，你不喜欢这里 －我没说 - You said you don't like it here. - No, I didn't say that.
我们可以去国际烤薄饼之家 We could go to the International House of Pancakes.
可能那儿能好一些，我不清楚 Maybe that's more up your alley. I don't know.
我没说要走，我不想去什么国际烤薄饼之家（IHOP） I didn't say that. I don't wanna go to the International House of Pancakes.
我在这里很舒服 I'm comfortable.
但是那儿的咖啡更香 Coffee is good, though, at IHOP.
你喜欢那儿的咖啡？ You like the coffee down there at IHOP?
我喝IHOP的咖啡，我喜欢他们的咖啡，你不喜欢吗？ I drink the coffee at IHOP. I like the coffee. You don't like it?
当然，我喜欢他们的咖啡！ Yeah, man. I like the IHOP coffee.
－品质上乘 －对，那儿的咖啡很不错 - Classy brew. - Yeah, that's good coffee.
对，品质上乘的咖啡在IHOP Yeah, that's good coffee at the IHOP.
差点儿忘了，听好！ I almost forgot. Listen.
我昨天在洛杉矶工作的时候认识了一个鼓手 I worked with this drummer the other day in LA.
嘿，这哥们儿，名儿叫机械巨人 And this guy, man, his name is Giant Robo.
他的敲击真他妈给力！！ 我一定要告诉你！ He was clanging and banging really hard. Man, I thought of you.
可能你需要... Maybe you want to...
这哥们儿～你一定要认识认识！ This is somebody, I think you ought to check him out.
你的意思是...你认为我需要一个专业鼓手？ You mean, you think I need a professional drummer?
我这样不行？ I'm not good enough?
你到底想说什么？ What are you talking about?
不，不，但是，我只是想... 你知道，他是一个音乐家。 No, but I'm just... You know, it's a musician.
我想...我只是想将他介绍给你，这将非常棒。伙计 I thought... I just wanted to tell you about this guy. It'd be great, man.
他超级给力的，当他在打的时侯...我就感觉“哇噢～” It's hard and industrial, and he's beating, and I just thought, "Wow."
你在试图向我表达什么？ 我需要一个鼓手？？？ What are you trying to tell me? I need a drummer?
我可以招一个鼓手？ I could use a drummer?
我的现任很垃圾？ 你在说什么乱七八糟的？ The drumming on my records sucks? What are you saying?
算了吧！伙计 Forget it, man.
你知道吗？ You know what?
－我想我真的该走了 －你该走了？ - I think I really got to get going. - You got to go?
或许在来一杯？或许在来根儿烟？ Maybe another cup? Maybe another cigarette...
我要...但... Boy, I'd like to.
不，我真的该走了...我的意思是... No. I really gotta go. I mean...
我老婆，她一个人在旅店 My wife, she's alone in a motel.
或许我们可以给她打电话，让她过来这里 Maybe we could call her up, come on down here.
喝杯咖啡，来几根儿烟 Have a cup of coffee and a couple of cigarettes.
她不抽烟，你知道，这关于意志力... She doesn't smoke. You know, it's the willpower.
－我懂了 －我不想她因为我开始 - I see. - I don't want to start her.
对，不要开始 No, you don't want to get her started.
－这是我们的小秘密 －对，同意 - This is our little thing here. - Yeah, right.
但我们可以... But we can just sort of...
我们可以让这感觉继续...你知道... We can just keep zipping along, you know.
我会念记着你的 I'll be thinking of you.
－我必须走 －我想是的 - Gotta go. - I guess so.
－希望很快再见到你 －啊～好的 - See you soon. - Yeah, okay.
我想再多待一会儿 I wish you could stay a little longer.
－我们才刚刚开始... －我一定得走 - We were just starting to get going here. - Gotta go.
好，吉姆 Okay, Jim.
－下次见 －好，下次！ - Next time. - Okay, next time.
－你保重 －你也是 - You take care. - You take care, too.
他也不在这里 He's not on here, either.
这玩意儿会要了你的命
－你就是个他妈的大傻逼，你知道这点吗？ －咋的？ - You're a fucking moron, you know that? - Now what?
真不敢相信，你还他妈再抽！ I can't believe that you're still smoking those fucking things.
维尼，它快搞死你了 Vinny, they'll fuck you up.
绝对要了你的小命儿，相信我！ They'll kill you. Believe me.
你丫活着就是为了搞我吗？ Were you put on this fucking earth to annoy me?
你说你要戒了 You said you were gonna quit.
反而，花了更多钱... Instead, you spend a fortune...
去他妈赞助烟草公司... so those big tobacco companies can get fucking rich.
然后再得了癌症... And then you get cancer.
接着再花更多的银子，赞助他妈的医疗事业 And then the fucking doctors and the hospitals, they can get rich.
最后你的老底儿搭在火葬场！ And the undertakers, too.
这都是因为你一直像个大傻逼一样要抽烟！ All because you want to smoke like a fucking moron.
我没招儿，烟瘾太他妈大，好么～亲！！ I can't help it. I'm fucking addicted, okay?
那，咖啡和烟... So, coffee and cigarettes?
就是你的午餐？您觉得这特别健康，是么？ That's your lunch? That ain't healthy, is it?
你不也喝着呢么，别整的好像我他妈蛋都碎了一样！！！ You're drinking coffee, so don't break my fucking balls.
维尼，我已经吃了午饭！ Vinny, I had lunch already.
那我减肥呢行不行！老天爷啊！！ So I'm on a diet, okay? Jesus!
我家内小兔崽子又来了！！！ Here comes my freaking kid.
拜托，别告诉你妈，成吗？ Do me a favor. Don't tell your mother, please.
我他妈说什么呢？反正，她抽的跟个蒸汽火车一样！ What the fuck am I talking about? She smokes like a locomotive, anyway.
嗨～怎么样？小家伙 How you doing, Junior?
－这孩子挺内向，是吗？ －最近有点儿... - He don't talk much, does he? - Not lately.
最近他有点儿不爱说话 Lately he's been the silent type.
昨晚不给你十块钱了吗？怎么这么能花？ I gave you $10 last night. So what did you do with it?
不给你五块了吗？ I just gave you $5.
听着，这是最后一块！ Listen, I'll give you $1 more. That's it.
至少抱抱吧？给你六块不抱一下是不是有点说不过去？ Can I at least get a hug? For $6, can I get a freaking hug?
十块才能抱？？？ $10 for a hug?
小兔崽子你是不是脑袋让门挤坏了？ 好吧，过来！我给你... You gotta be out of your freaking mind. All right, come here. I'll give you.
去吧小崽子，别买那些垃圾，吃点好的！～ You better go get yourself something to eat, and something good.
对！～～～跟他似的！！！ 买点咖啡和烟啥的... Yeah, just like him. Get some coffee and cigarettes.
噢～～～老兄！！！ 你他妈说什么乱七八糟的呢？ Oh, brother! What the fuck are you talking about?
你看看你自己喝了多少！！！ Look how much coffee you're drinking.
一壶都快喝见底儿了！！！ You got the whole fucking pot over there with you.
那怎么了？我来了老规矩就是一壶！！！ So what? They always bring me a whole pot.
我喜欢咖啡，让我精力充沛～ I like coffee. Keeps me going.
那让你精力充沛是么？ 你个老混球，咖啡因疯子！ It keeps you going, all right. You're a fucking maniac. A caffeine maniac.
－你是不是也喝咖啡？ －是啊！ - You're drinking coffee, ain't you? - Yeah.
－那？ －或许你也应该戒了！ - So? - So maybe you should try to quit.
－我不是他妈虎头蛇尾的人！（双关语：quit=戒断 quitter=虎头蛇尾的人） －行！你牛逼！干杯！ （喝咖啡就应该持之以恒戒，戒掉就是虎头蛇尾） - I ain't no fucking quitter. - I'll drink to that.
大脑穿刺的傻逼 Fucking moron.
尼玛，小兔崽子又来了！ Shit, here comes my kid again.
又花了多少？ How much did you spend?
四块就买了这玩意儿？ And that's all you got for $4?
豌豆和饮料要四块？ Peas and something to drink for $4?
－这是袋什么玩意儿？ －这是中国豌豆 - What the heck is in that bag? - It's those Chinese peas.
不是吗？ They're not?
是日本的...？ They're Japanese?
中国的日本的，不都一样 Chinese, Japanese. Same thing.
得一个 Try one.
诶呀～我的老天爷啊！尝起来像黑胡椒。 Jesus Christ! Tastes like black pepper.
拿来！ Give me those.
你个小逼崽子，你看见了吗？ 他想药死我！！！ Little bastard. Did you see that? He tried to fucking poison me.
才没，乔伊！听我的，那是高级货 No, he didn't, Joe. Listen to me. Those things are very expensive.
那可是地方特色美食，一般人不能消受高雅的品味。 They're like a delicacy. A refined taste.
嗯～就像我的菊花一样高雅。 Refined taste, my ass.
老天爷啊！！又来？！ Jesus Christ, not again.
我他妈还没完整的点上一根烟，就跟犯了死罪一样么？ I can't even light a fucking cigarette around here without getting busted.
你要知道一点，你的行为绝逼像个宇宙大傻逼！ You know something? You really are a fucking moron.
我一定会去烟草公司写感谢信... I'm gonna get to those big tobacco companies...
当火葬场准备炼你的时候... and I'm gonna thank them when they put you in the fucking ground.
我有没有告诉你？你像一个让我踹了的怨妇 And did I ever tell that you're like a fucking wife that I don't need?
再也不能他妈的享受香烟了 Can't fucking enjoy a cigarette.
瑞蕾
打扰一下，小姐 我能再给你一些咖啡吗？ Excuse me, miss. Can I get you some more coffee?
我真希望你没这么做... I really wish you hadn't done that.
刚才的色泽和温度都是我正喜欢的 I had it the right color, the right temperature. It was just right.
抱歉... Sorry.
嗨～ Hi.
抱歉关于刚才的... Sorry. Sorry about the coffee.
－你的名字是歌莉娅？ －不 - Does your name happen to be Gloria? - No.
因为...我觉得...你跟...是不是朋友？ 'Cause I thought maybe you... You're not friends with...
对不起 Sorry.
那要不要我再给你来点儿其他的？ So can I get you something else?
比如三明治什么的...搭配咖啡的... A sandwich? Something to eat along with your coffee?
只有咖啡和烟不是健康的午餐 It's not a very healthy lunch, just the coffee and cigarettes.
这不是我午餐好吗？ It's not my lunch, okay?
对不起 Sorry.
没问题
艾里克斯 Alex.
吓我一跳 You startled me.
近来怎么样？伊扎克 How are you, Isaach?
好？ Okay?
非常好 Very well.
我很高兴见到你 I'm happy to see you.
我已经受够了巴黎，你不能想象... I was so sick of being in Paris. You can't imagine.
坐吧 Sit down.
所以，我很开心你给我打电话 So, I was happy to get your call.
我们已经很久没在一起聚聚了 So long time we didn't see each other.
－我点了咖啡给你，要么？ －当然，谢谢 - I ordered you some coffee, okay? - Yeah, sure. Thanks.
那一切可好？ So, everything is okay?
都还行，不错 Everything is okay. Very good.
我挺好的 I am fine.
那你真的都还不错？ So, are you sure that everything is okay with you?
嗯，不错 Everything is okay.
你呢？ And you?
我？不错 Me? Things are okay.
不是很完美，你知道 但是，还说过的去 Not perfect, you know, but pretty much okay.
很好！我非常高兴见到你 Good. I'm very happy to see you.
伙计，见到你非常开心 I'm happy to see you, man.
只是因为太久没有见过你了... It's just that since I didn't see you for so long...
你突然打电话说要见我，我还以为你出了什么事儿呢。 and you called to say you wanted to see me, I thought maybe something was wrong.
没，我只是想要看看你，就这样 No. I just wanted to see you, that's all.
我也是！伙计，我也要见见你 Me, too, man. I wanted to see you, too.
你真的没什么要告诉我的吗？ Are you sure there's nothing you want to tell me?
－没出什么事儿？ －但是，为什么？ - Nothing bothering you? - But why?
－你希望我出点儿什么事儿？ －不，不是的 - Do you want something to be wrong? - Not at all.
但是你打电话给我，我的直觉告诉我，你是不是出什么事儿了。 When I got your call, I had an intuition that something was bothering you.
可能有什么要告诉我的，就这样，伙计 Something maybe you need to talk about. That's all, man.
伊扎克，没什么不好的。 Isaach, there is nothing wrong.
真的！ Really.
好么？ Okay?
真滴么？ Are you sure?
你坑爹呢？伊扎克？ Are you crazy, Isaach?
你真的木有什么事儿... Are you sure you have nothing...
你知道，要说粗来的？ you know, to let out?
那我编点儿？ Should I invent something bad?
我可以为你编点儿... I could invent something bad for you.
不，不是滴 才不要你编呢... Not at all. No. I don't want you to invent something.
你知道，我素你最好滴盆友... You know, I'm your best friend.
你只管告诉我到底怎么回事行了 You should feel completely free to tell me the truth.
和我说到底是什么困扰着你 To tell me whatever is bothering you.
快别逼逼了！ Cut the shit.
好吧，成！懂了 Okay, I understand. That's cool.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
没问题 No problem.
伊扎克，没问题的！ Isaach, no problem.
我猜，那我快走了 I guess I'm gonna go.
真假？那么快？ Really? So soon?
是，你知道...伙计... Yeah, you know, man...
如果，你实在没什么可对我说的，我也不想给你出难题了... if you don't want to talk to me about it, I don't want to be a problem.
这没什么问题，伊扎克 你明白么？真没事儿 There is no problem, Isaach. Don't you understand? No problem.
我明白！但是，听好... I understand. But listen...
如果你当面儿说不出来，随时给我打电话，好吗？ if you don't want to talk now, call me anytime, okay?
可能你觉得现在还不太是时候，这没影响... Now maybe it's not the right time for you, that's all.
那，我还是很开心见到你滴！ So, I was very happy to see you.
是，我也是！ Yes. Me, too.
很抱歉让你失望了...但是真的没啥事儿，真的 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there is nothing wrong. Really.
嗯嗯，没事儿 It's okay.
我都能理解 I do understand.
不，你不明白！ No. You don't understand.
电我啊！！！ Call me.
回见，伊扎克 See you, Isaach.
很快就会！ Soon.
表姐妹
－嗨～很高兴见到你 －我也是 - Hi, so nice to see you. - Me too.
太久啦～～ It's been ages.
上次是...几年前在悉尼，对不对？ Last time, what? A couple of years ago in Sydney, wasn't it?
真的吗？已经两年了呢？ Really, was that two years ago?
杰夫和贝瑞怎么样呀？ How are Jeff and Beryl?
你知道，老样子，老样子 仍然是一些父母奇怪的小伎俩 You know, same old, same old. Still stuck in their odd little parental ways.
那你没和凯特先生还有孩子在这儿吗？ So you're not with Mr. Cate and the baby on this trip?
没啦～很不巧的是我自己在这里 要下个星期才能见到呢。 No. Unfortunately, I'm by myself. I'll see them next week.
他们都挺好的呗？ Everyone's good?
诶～～～～～～ 我想要个小孩儿 Yeah, I want a baby.
也不知道啥时候呢... At some point.
－请问需要些什么？ －你想要点啥，小凯 - What can I get for you? - What are you having, Catie?
请问可以给我一杯意式浓缩咖啡吗？ 要大一点的杯子哟～ Can I have an espresso, please? In a large cup?
嗯！那我也来杯内个，谢了，双份儿啊！ Yeah, I'll have an espresso, too, thanks. A double.
可以再给我一小杯热热的牛奶吗？ 能不能加热的呢？ And can I have some hot milk on the side? And could you heat it?
－嗯，我想可以的 －真谢谢你了呢～～ - I think we can manage that. - Thank you.
真不好意思啊！来晚了 我知道你时间紧 I'm sorry I'm late. I know you haven't got a lot of time.
啊～～没有关系的，不用担心这个 我想和你在这多坐一会呢 Don't worry about it. I just wish I could stay here longer.
你在这儿住？还是，只在这儿做你的什么新闻什么的...？ Do you stay here overnight, or do you just do your press stuff here?
你的晚宴... Your junket.
不，我住在这里的。也在这做采访。 No, I stay overnight. And I do the interviews here, too.
这样更方便一些的 I just think it's easier.
直接就可以在我的套房里做采访。 They do the interviews in my suite upstairs.
现在他们在准备下一场采访... They're setting up for the next interview...
所以，我觉得我们在这里见面更好一些。 and I just thought maybe it would be nicer if we met down here.
噢算了...夏儿，你不能在这... No, thanks, Shell. You're not...
来吧！！！～～～ Go on.
他们不会不让你抽的～ They're not going to stop you smoking.
－整吧，姐～ －哎咿～那谢谢啦～ - There you go, cous'. - Thanks.
那他们就给你一个套房... So you mean they give you this full-on hotel suite...
又工作又睡觉的？ and they also use it for your publicity?
真够省的啊～ Seems kind of cheap.
哇噢～～是一个套房耶～ 他们可以隔开单独的房间哦～ Well, it's a suite. So they just divide up the room.
啊，那为啥不能单独给你一个... Yeah, but why couldn't they get you a suite...
然后在弄个工作间儿？ and get another suite to do your press in?
现在做的这个预算不是很高的。 It's pretty low-budget, this thing I did.
对，但是... Yeah, still.
这太便宜糊弄事儿了吧，大妹子！ It's pretty cheap, man.
请问还需要其他的吗？ Can I get you anything else?
－不需要了，谢谢你，这样很好 －您太客气了 - No, thanks. That's great. - You're welcome.
来这真够费劲的了...差点进不来... Kind of weird getting in here. I almost didn't...
直到知道我是你表妹才让进。 until they found out I was your cousin.
在外边儿有狗仔队什么的... There're some photographer, paparazzi guys hanging out front.
我猜他们都为了跟着你，对吗？ I guess they kind of follow you around, right?
噢～你知道，大概是，因为附近会有所谓的名人 You know, whatever so-called celebrities are around, I suppose.
天呐！有时候你也真够他妈的费事儿了，对吗？ God, that must be a real fucking drag sometimes, right?
我的意思是，不像我... I mean, not like me.
无拘无束 I'm free.
一无所有，但是完全自由自在 Practically broke, but I'm completely free.
没人跟踪我，绝逼没人这样... No one's stalking me, that's for fucking sure.
除了他们觉得，我是你的内个时候 Except when they thought I was you.
去高级夜店的时候他们以为我是你，才让进 I got into this club once because they thought I was you.
后来发现了，直接撵走我... Then they found out I wasn't and asked me to leave.
真他妈差劲 Pretty fucking rude.
别误会... 我的意思是，你肯定过的特别好，你啥也不缺... Don't get me wrong. I mean, it must be fabulous. You got it all.
你有个好老公，漂亮的孩子... You got a good husband, beautiful baby.
环游世界，住高档酒店... Travel all over the world, stay in fancy hotels.
派对... Parties...
噢～～怎么说呢“这山望着那山高”吧～ You know what they say, "The grass is always greener."
那...他... So, how's...
该死的 Shit.
－...强尼...怎么样？ －谁？ - Johnny. - Who?
吉米，汤米. 对不起. Jimmy. Tommy. Sorry.
他还好吗？ How is he?
我俩已经黄两年了。 We broke up almost two years ago.
噢～汤米，对，那个龟孙子 Tommy, yeah. What a dickhead.
现在有新的男朋友，李，还记得吗？ Got a new boyfriend now. Lee. Remember?
他玩乐队的，写信的时候提到过他 He's in a band. Wrote you about him.
他在我生活中非常有份量 He's a pretty huge part of my life.
对不起，夏儿，我觉得你没有。 Sorry, Shell, I don't think you did.
有，我还给你发了一张他妈的CD Yeah, I even sent you his fucking CD.
你助理可能没给你。 Your assistant probably didn't give it to you.
但是没事儿，真的没事儿 我的意思是，我知道你太忙了... It's okay. It's totally cool. I mean, I know how busy your life is.
－你还记得你发到哪里了吗？ －不 - Do you remember where you sent it? - No.
我的意思是...你一周在洛杉矶... I mean, one week you're in LA...
然后又在伦敦，然后在悉尼... then you're in London, then you're in Sydney.
我的意思是，你根本就没他妈固定的城市 一天一个地儿 I mean, you're in a different fucking city every day of the week.
我真的想听一听那个音乐，是什么类型的呢？ I'd love to hear the music. What does it sound like?
内个是很... It's really...
很躁... kind of hard...
很给力...差不多是这类型... and it's industrial, kind of throbbing...
我觉得你不了解这种 I don't think you'd get it.
－那他们叫什么呢？ －他们叫Sqürl - What are they called? - They're called Sqürl.
松鼠？ （松鼠＝Squirrel） Squirrel?
不，是Sqürl，你知道，都那么叫... No, Sqürl. You know, like they say it here.
是S-Q-?-R-L, Sqürl S-Q-U-R-L, with an umlaut over the "U" Sqürl.
啊～～～Sqürl，对对对 Sqürl. I get it. Right.
那找到你给我的那个CD之前，可以先买一张听吗？ So can I buy the CD until I find the one you sent?
不，还不行，他们是用一个独立厂牌做的，你知道，所以... No. Not yet. They recorded it independently, you know, so...
但是我觉得公司终于要出版了 But I think the record company's gonna put it out finally.
我觉得。 I think.
我真应该找找那张CD，听一下。 I'm gonna have to find that CD so I can listen to it.
你找不着的 You're not gonna find it.
夏儿，其实，这不公平 Shell, that isn't fair, actually.
－真的，你真找不着！ －真的吗？ - It's true. You're not gonna find it. - Really?
我他妈绝对清楚，因为我刚才想起来了... I fucking know you're not. 'Cause I just remembered...
我根本没有发给你。 I didn't actually send it to you.
我觉得，那时侯，想发给你来着。 I think I just thought about sending it to you.
噢～差点忘了，这是给你的 Almost forgot. This is for you.
谢谢，这是什么？ Thanks. What is it?
这东西很贵的，要好几百块钱呢。 This is really expensive stuff. It must have cost hundreds.
酷，谢谢，这个我用得上 Cool, thanks. I could use this stuff.
让我像一个大腕儿，对吗 Make me look like a movie star, right?
－干杯 －干杯，斑斓的小妞 - Cheers. - Cheers, gorgeous.
真心的，小凯，谢谢你见我 Seriously, Catie, thanks for seeing me.
不，应该谢谢你见我才对。 No, thanks for seeing me.
也谢谢你送我昂贵的二手闲置见面礼 And thanks for all the fancy swag.
这不算什么的 It's nothing.
这是闲置对吗？ It is swag, isn't it?
他们肯定送你很多这种东西： They probably give you all kinds of free stuff:
珠宝，服饰... Jewelry, clothes.
有可能还送你汽车，对吗？ Probably give you cars, right?
没，还真没人送车。 No, they don't give me cars.
有时候他们会送我一些化妆品什么的... They sometimes give me makeup, from time to time.
但是，我只是觉得... But I just thought...
我不知道怎么说...我只是想... I don't know, I just wanted...
我没有时间去购物 Didn't have time to go shopping.
噢噢～没事！这很好 我的意思是，这很不错，我能用... No, really, it's fine. I mean, it's great. I can use it.
只是，你不认为这有点儿可笑吗？ It's just funny, don't you think?
你负担不起的东西，对你来说还要花钱是非常渴望不可及 When you can't afford something, it's really expensive.
但是，你要是负担得起，你都不用自掏腰包，相当于免费！ And then when you can afford it, it's free.
有点颠倒了，你不觉得吗？ Kind of backward, don't you think?
这个世界是有点倾斜的，我猜，在哪儿都是... The world's a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways.
关于狗仔队... Speaking of paparazzi...
昨天，我在小报儿上看到你的照片儿 I saw these photos of you the other day in the tabloids.
啊～不要说那个了，咿呀～～～ Don't tell me that. Yuck.
我穿的什么衣服？ What was I wearing?
对不起. Sorry.
喂～嗨～琳兹 Hello? Hi, Lindsey.
我和我表妹小夏在楼下的咖啡厅 I'm downstairs, in the coffee room with my cousin Shelly.
已经要... It's already...
好吧，好，我这就上去，拜～ Okay, yeah. I'll be up in a minute. Bye.
－你要回去上班儿？ －对啊 - Got to get back to work? - Yeah.
继续那份苦差事？ Back to the grind?
你想和我一起上去吗？ Do you want to come up to the room?
不是很有意思，但是欢迎你上去 It won't be very interesting, but you're welcome to come up.
啥？看你做电视采访？？？ What, and watch you do TV interviews and stuff?
娱乐今宵这种？ Like Entertainment Tonight?
也许，你可以给我那张CD或者给我写信之类的... Maybe you can send me that CD, or a letter, or something.
－对，但是，发给你你也看不到 －噢行了，你要是真的发给我我一定会看 - Yeah, but you wouldn't read it. - Stop it. I would if you actually sent it.
我得要走了，对不起了呢 I've really gotta go. Sorry.
很高兴见到你，你有我的电话号码吗？ It was great seeing you. Have you got my numbers?
保重了～给大家带好～ Take care. Send my love to everyone.
好，你也帮我带好 Yeah, send my love to everyone on your end.
...如果他们记得我 If they even remember me.
－拜～小凯 －回见了，夏儿 - Bye, Catie. - See you, Shell.
这些算在我房间，如果她还要其他的也是。 Put that on my room and anything else she wants.
－希望下次我可以见到鲁 －啊对 - Maybe next time I'll get to meet Lou. - Yeah.
是李！ It's Lee.
诶～服务员儿～ Excuse me.
能不能给我来个特基拉，谢了，双份儿的，还要菜单 Can I have a tequila? Thanks, a double, and the menu.
不好意思小姐，大厅不可以吸烟。 I'm sorry, there's no smoking in the lounge.
杰克为梅格展示他的特斯拉线圈
那，杰克你想要和我说关于你的特斯拉线圈吗？ So, Jack, you going to tell me about your tesla coil?
你说过你不想听 You said you didn't want to hear about it.
对，但那是我之前说的 Yeah, but that was a while ago.
我不知道，如果我想要告诉你关于这个... I don't know if I want to talk about it.
来吧，杰克 Come on, Jack.
你那么麻烦用你的小红手推车拖到这里... You dragged it all the way down here in your little red wagon.
说吧...告诉我吧... Come on, just tell me about it.
我做的这个是用尼古拉·特斯拉的原始设计 I built it based on the inventor Nikola Tesla's original designs.
是一个空气变压器... It's an air transformer...
由主线圈和副线圈调整共振 with primary and secondary coils that are tuned to resonate.
主要就是一个升压变压器 It's basically a step-up transformer...
它可以把相对低压高强电流转换为高压弱电流... which converts relatively low-voltage high current to high-voltage low current...
用高频的 at high frequencies.
你还记得吗？... Do you remember...
我们还是小孩子的时候 你有一个小芭比娃娃的镜子 when we were kids, you had a little Barbie makeup mirror?
嗯，我记得那个 Yeah, I remember that.
那个镜子有一个小荧光 It had a little fluorescent light on it?
是尼古拉·特斯拉发明了荧光 Nikola Tesla invented fluorescent light.
如果没有他，我们没有交流电... Without him, we wouldn't have alternating current...
没有收音机，电视，X光技术... radio, television, x-ray technology...
没有感应电机，粒子束流，激光 induction motors, particle beams, lasers.
如果没有他，这些什么都没有。 None of that would even exist, if it weren't for him.
或者，也没有特斯拉乐队～ Or the rock band, Tesla.
搞笑！！ Funny.
特斯拉绝对是一个天才 Tesla was a true genius.
如果我们更多关注他的创意，这世界一定会变得更加美好。 If we had paid more attention to his ideas, the world would be a much better place.
我们人人都能享用免费的通讯技术，免费的的交通运输... We'd have free mass communication, free transportation...
人人都有取之不尽用之不完的能源。 free energy for everyone.
就是因为他想造福人类使用免费能源，使得那些人排挤他诽谤他...令他无法继续... That's why they discredited him in the end. For free energy.
他能感知到，地球是一个声音共振的导体。 He perceived the Earth as a conductor of acoustical resonance.
多美好的想法啊 What a beautiful idea.
那，杰克，你要给我看看它工作起来什么样吗？ So, Jack, are you going to show me how the coil works?
好，没问题 Yeah, all right.
你得带上这个 You'll need these.
－好了，你准备好了吗？梅格 －我准备好了 - All right, you ready, Meg? - I'm ready.
该死的，出故障了 Damn it. Something went wrong.
没事，照样牛逼 It was cool, though.
对，但是不应该停啊 它应该继续运转的啊 Yeah, but it wasn't supposed to stop. It was supposed to keep working.
我不知道出什么问题了 I don't know what happened.
我觉得，也许是你的电容器冒烟儿了 I think maybe you blew a capacitor?
没有，我的电容器没冒烟儿，梅格 No, I didn't blow a capacitor, Meg.
也许应该断掉你的GFI（插座） Maybe it tripped your GFI.
对，你的接地漏电保护插座！ Yeah, your Ground Fault Interrupter.
嘿！我知道什么是插座 不是那个的问题 Yeah, I know what a GFI is. That's not what happened.
你用不着这么激动突然打断我... You don't have to snap at me.
我觉得，也许是你的火花间隙太大 导致它在火花线圈振动的时候出了问题 I think maybe the spark gaps are too far apart on your spark coil vibrator.
对，有可能 Yeah, that could be it.
我猜 I guess.
对对，就是，就是那儿的问题 Yeah, it is. That's it.
你是对的，我没检查那里 You're right about that. I didn't check that earlier.
那我现在回家检查一下去 I'm gonna go home and check it out.
－你明天去不去打保龄球？ －嗯，我会过去 - Are you going to go bowling tomorrow? - Yeah, I'll be there.
那好，我们在那见 All right, I'll see you there.
地球是一个声音共振的导体！ Earth as a conductor of acoustical resonance.
表亲？
喂，是谁？ Hello, who is this?
劳拉，嗨～我是阿尔弗雷德·莫里纳，找史蒂夫·库根 Laura. Hi, this is Alfred Molina for Steve Coogan.
M-O-L-I-N-A.
艺人，对 The actor, yes.
我想再次确认一下史蒂夫是不是... I was just double-checking that Steve...
他是，非常好 He is. Great, okay.
以防万一，我的手机号码是... ... Just in case you need it, my cell phone number...
喂？ Hello?
－你好，阿尔弗雷的 －史蒂夫，你好！ - Hello, Alfred. - Steve, hello.
嗨，我很高兴你能来 请坐吧 Hi. I'm so glad you could make it. Please sit down.
我刚才还给你的助理劳拉打电话，问一下你是不是在路上 I was just talking to Laura, your assistant, seeing if you were on your way here.
－我来了 －棒极了！ - I'm here. - Fantastic.
恕我冒昧的点了茶给你 I took the liberty of ordering some tea.
要我给你倒上吗？ Shall I be mother?
噢，没关系。我可以自己来 That's okay, I'll be my own mother.
这有为你点的牛奶 Some milk there for you.
正宗的茶！ Real tea.
很难寻的 It's hard to come by.
我曾幻想如果我能赢得金球奖或者奥斯卡小金人... I have this fantasy where if I ever won a Golden Globe or an Academy Award...
那我一定利用好这个机会，教美国佬怎么做一杯像样的茶 I'd use the opportunity to tell the Yanks how to make a decent cup of tea.
－为了这杯正宗的茶！ －干杯！ - Here's to a good cup of tea. - Cheers.
我喜欢你的大衣 I love your coat.
对啊，这可是维维安·韦斯特伍德 Yeah, it's Viv Westwood.
我特别喜欢英国的设计师 I've got a weakness for British designers.
我不知道美国的设计师是... I don't know what it is about American designers.
他们太保守了 They're just too safe.
那你穿这样不热吗？外面将近29摄氏度呢 Aren't you going to be a little bit warm? It's about 85 outside.
啊不不不，我出门就脱了... No, I take it off when I go out.
在这，只是因为空调的原因 It's just the air conditioning.
－那你在洛杉矶多久了？ －我们在这大概有7年了 - So how long have you been living in LA? - We've been here about seven years.
我们爱死这儿了 We love it here.
旅游参观的话不错 I do love visiting LA.
但我一直在说，洛杉矶虽好，但此地不易久留 But I always say, it's a great place to visit, it's an even nicer place to leave.
那些棕榈树... The palm trees...
那些棕榈树真他妈碍眼... Palm trees annoy the fuck out of me.
嗯嗯，不是所有人都像我一样喜欢这里 It's not for everybody. I like it here.
本来是因为工作上的事儿才来这里的 I came out here for the work and stuff.
我终于可以见到你咧！ It's great to finally meet you.
我应该告诉你，其实我是你的超级粉丝儿... I've got to say I'm a huge fan of your stuff...
看过你所有的电视还有喜剧片什么的... all the stuff you've done on TV, the comedy stuff.
我有你所有的录像带，都是从老家发过来的，实在是太棒了！ I've got all the tapes. I get them sent over. It's fantastic.
谢谢你的支持 Thank you.
我也听说过你很多... Likewise, I'm certainly very aware of you.
哇噢～ Great.
我看过你演的电视剧 I saw that TV series you did.
啊～你看过？ Yeah, you saw that?
对，很有意思 Yeah. Interesting.
－但是已经取消播放了... －对，我听说了 - We got canceled. - Yeah, I heard that.
喜剧表演是非常难以拿捏的... Comedy's such a difficult thing.
你的职业前景一片光明，如日中天，你现在是炙手可热的大明星。 Your career seems to be going terribly well. You've got a lot of heat at the moment.
你是因为这个在这吗？ Is that why you're here?
在这有很多的宣传和见面会，这很好 The merry-go-round of meetings. It's nice.
终于引起人们的关注了，这是好的开端 People are finally starting to take a bit of notice, which is great.
－你的见面会有意思吗？ －当然 - Are you meeting on anything interesting? - Yeah.
我必须让你知道，你太出色了... I've got to say you were just fantastic...
在《24小时》当中，毫无疑问... 《24小时狂欢派对》给人非常非常深刻的印象 in 24 Hour. No, seriously, 24 Hour Party People was just a knockout.
－我的意思是，杰出的，巨作！ －谢谢 - I mean, brilliant. Great work. - Thank you.
真的是非常杰出的。是... Really brilliant. It was...
而且影评... And the reviews...
太尼玛好了！！！！ They were pretty fucking great.
都给我震了！因为，是... I was amazed because it was...
我不觉得很多人参照了解过这个的文化... I didn't think many people would get all the cultural references.
比如，80年代早期，当时曼彻斯特的乐坛 Sort of, Manchester, early '80s, the whole music scene.
令你十分惊讶 You'd be surprised.
但是，很多人没有什么可参照的，因为... But a lot of people didn't have any kind of reference to make to it because...
虽然，他们知道关于那里的乐队... They know about the bands over here...
但是，这个...你的角色，和他的电视节目... but the whole thing, your character, and his running the TV show...
你想来根烟吗？ Do you want a cigarette?
－抱歉，这是法国的 －没，没事没事，谢谢 - Sorry, they're French. - No, that's okay. Thanks.
等会儿再抽 I'll save it for later.
好吧 Okay.
那，劳拉说了... So, Laura said that...
你很迫切的要见我，但她没说是关于什么的 you were really keen to meeting. She wouldn't tell me what it was.
我不要给你打电话说这些，因为那样听起来很奇怪 I didn't want to say it over the phone because it would've sounded weird.
我能明白劳拉的感觉，非常突然的... I can imagine how she thought. This was coming out of nowhere.
给她打电话，她也不知道我是谁，可能亚当没告诉她 I phone her up, and she doesn't know me from Adam.
我说“我必须要跟史蒂夫·库根通话” I said, "I must talk to Steve Coogan."
但是我要见到你 But I wanted to see you in person.
后来我发现你会在这里停留几天... When I found out you'd be here for a few days...
我觉得这是最好的机会告诉你... I thought this was the perfect opportunity to let you know...
无论如何，闲话少说... Anyway, I'll get right to it.
对关于这个，我相当的激动... I'm so excited about this.
容我捋一捋... ... Let me try and put it in context.
我一直非常热衷于历史... I've always had a big passion for history...
和人文... and people's lives...
我相信，任何小事儿都是遵从A到B的原则... and all the little events of how you get from A to B...
包括人们生活时的任何小细节... and all the small details in people's lives...
这种小细节满是诗情画意... that are kind of really full of epic qualities.
我做了很多关于这个的研究... So I've been doing all this research and...
得到了这些... I've come up with this.
到什么阶段了... 已经准备就绪还是要再继续处理你的研究？ And what state is... Is it greenlit or is it just a treatment?
到什么阶段了？ What stage is it?
太对不起了，天呐！这太尴尬了 I'm sorry. God, it's so embarrassing.
这不是...这不是工作 跟工作没有关系... It's not some... This isn't work. It's got nothing to do with work.
这不是一个“项目” It's not a project.
我做的是关于血统祖谱的研究，然后我得到... I did some genealogical research, and I came across...
我发现的就是... What I discovered was...
－库根先生？ －是我，什么事？ - Mr. Coogan? - Yes?
－真的是你吗？ －是我！ - It is you, isn't it? - It is, yes.
－我是你庞大的粉丝儿 －你不是那么“庞大” - I'm such a huge fan. - You're not that huge.
只在关键部位是。 Only where it counts.
－可以麻烦你给我一个签名吗？ －当然，当然 - Could I bother you for an autograph? - Absolutely.
－太棒了～ －已经有人认识我了 - Great. - I've been recognized.
你想签在那儿？ Where do you want it?
－纸上就好 －真扫兴 - Paper is fine. - Spoilsport.
－不，这个不行 －对不起 - No, don't do that. - Sorry.
－我包里可能有 －好吧 - I probably have something in my bag. - Okay.
给我一秒钟 Just give me a second here.
噢～老天爷 Oh, gosh.
－非常抱歉 －没关系 - I'm so sorry. - That's all right.
－给我一点时间 －慢慢来 - Give me one more minute. - Take your time.
－请签在这里 －好的，你的名字是？ - Here, please, in there. - Okay, and what's your name?
凯蒂 Katy.
－还有个“Y” －好的 - With a "Y." - All right.
“那以后凯蒂做什么” What Katy did next.
－你好 －阿尔弗雷德也是一个艺人 - Hello. - Alfred's an actor, too.
－给你 －谢谢你，太棒了 - Here. - Thank you. Great.
－非常感谢你 －别客气 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
－哇噢～～ －我们继续回到这个 - Wow. - Let's get back to this.
我不想占用你太多的时间，我知道你很忙 I don't want to take up too much of your time. I know you're busy.
我说到，我做关于血统族谱的... As I said, I did this genealogical research...
我只要继续做我爱好的事，我没找什么特别的... I was just doing it for my own interest. I wasn't looking for anything specific.
我只是偶然发现这一点... I just came across this.
我不要在废话连篇了... I'll cut a long story short.
史蒂夫·库根 Steve Coogan.
噔噔 噔噔～～～～～～～～ Drum roll.
这意味着，史蒂夫... The thing is, Steve...
你和我是...表亲！！！！ you and I are cousins.
你的意思是？是在艺术上是？ How do you mean? You mean artistically?
不不，我的意思是，这是最通常的解释... 我们是表亲戚，我们是有关系的... No, I mean in the normal way. We're cousins. We're related.
－这太令人惊讶了，是不是？ －对，你确定吗？ - It's amazing, isn't it? - Yeah. Are you sure?
就是这样，你看： The way it works out is, look:
我爷爷的爷爷... My great-great grandfather...
是你爷爷的叔叔 is your great-great uncle.
之前，我们的爷爷的爷爷的爸爸，就是一个人。 And further back, we shared the same great-great-great grandfather.
我的祖先是爱尔兰，但是我知道应该有一个意大利人... My ancestry is Irish, but I knew there was an Italian...
对对，就是。就是因为那个意大利人亲戚是... That's it. The Italian connection is...
爷爷的爷爷的爷爷，他叫朱塞佩 the great-great-great-great grandfather, Giuseppe.
－这很令人震惊，对吗？ －对，这是... - Isn't that amazing? - Yeah, this is...
这是很详细的 This is a lot of detail.
－对，这正是我喜欢的，我只是做一点... －太令人惊讶了 - It's my thing, I kind of do a little... - Amazing.
我觉得这太棒了，我可以说史蒂夫·库根是我的亲人！ I think it's just great to be able to say that I'm related to Steve Coogan.
我也是，我可以告诉别人我和阿尔伯特·莫里纳沾亲戚 Likewise, I can tell people I'm related to Albert Molina.
阿尔弗雷德！ Alfred.
这是我奶奶，她在家谱里份量可不轻... It's my grandmother who's the big one on the family tree.
她一定非常的兴奋！ She'll be very thrilled.
她也是你庞大的粉丝儿，她喜欢你在... She's a huge fan of your work. She loved you in...
《不羁夜》的表演。 Boogie Nights.
真的？那个在里面穿裤衩举枪的那个？ Right. With the shorts and the shotgun?
对，她提起过一次关于那个电影 Yeah, she talked about that once.
太好了 Great.
我知道这是很突然的，但是你想想我们是表亲的可能性有多大？ I know this is coming right out of the blue, but just think of the possibilities.
这太神奇了不是吗？你看... It's fantastic. Let's look at the facts.
我们都是艺人，我们是表亲，我们已经证明了这一切 We're both actors. We're cousins, we've established that.
也许我们可以一起工作，比如演戏... We could maybe work together, do a play maybe.
或许我们一起拍个电影... We could make a movie.
我们可以拍一个，关于这个故事... We could actually do a movie about this story.
关于发现，我们这了不起的关系，我们是表兄弟啊～～～ About discovering this amazing thing between us, that we're cousins.
比如，这故事要两个演员... The story could be two actors...
他们发现他们竟然是表亲，那我们可以自导自演啊... who discover that they're cousins. We can actually play ourselves.
我们在电影里，我是弗雷德·莫里纳，你是史蒂夫... We'd be in the movie. I'd be Fred Molina, you'd be Steve...
我们在电影里是表亲！！！！ We'd be cousins in the movie.
这实在太棒了！实在太美妙了～ It's fantastic. It'd be great, absolutely great.
你知道，也许不拍，我们可以一起出街... You know, or not. We could just hang out.
我们或许有时候一起喝个啤酒什么的，还不错 We should definitely go for a beer sometime. That'd be great.
也许，我们一起去旅游，我们两个人... Maybe go on vacation together, just the two of us...
可以更加相互了解... sort of get to know each other.
你不是同志是吗？你不是 You're not gay are you?
不是 No.
不，我已经结婚了 No, I'm married.
詹姆斯一世也是这样 So was James I.
对不起，我不知道，这是我突然感觉到的 Sorry. I don't know, that just popped into my head.
－随口一问，为了避免尴尬 －嗯，我明白 - Say it, get it out of the way. - I understand.
我明白你是怎么想的... I know exactly what you're thinking.
如果有一天突然来个人对我说“我是你的表亲”... If somebody came up to me going, "I'm your cousin"...
我也觉得这人脑子不好... I'd think they were a nutter as well.
认真的讲，我真的没有疯... Take it from me, I'm not crazy.
我只觉得这是好的出奇的...... I just think this is a fantastic, extraordinary...
－对我来说是非常愉快的 －当然 - delightful thing for me. - Absolutely.
－我只是想让你知道这些... －嗯嗯嗯 - And I just wanted you to know about it. - Ditto.
我只要，如果我想要什么... All I want, if I want anything...
只要你承认这好的出奇的关系... is for you to just acknowledge this extraordinary thing...
和爱我 and just love me.
嗯哼～可以 Yeah, I could do that.
我得走了 I have to go.
还没告诉你，我还有个见面会 I didn't tell you. I have this meeting.
－其实时间已经调前了 －啊～～ - It actually moved forward. - I see.
是在环球，会计和投资商这类... It's at Universal. Number crunchers, financiers...
－这... －这是给你的 - This... - That's for you.
－噢～不错 －是你的 - That's great. - It's yours.
－我会放到我的资料柜里 －当然 - I'll make sure that gets filed. - Sure.
你还要在这几天，对吗？ You'll be here a couple of days, right?
也许你临走前我们可以再见一面... So maybe we could see each other before you go.
只要确认一下我的日程... Just checking the mental diary...
情况不太好，在这里的时间... This is not good, the time I'm here.
－已经满满当当的了 －我明白我明白 - It's just that it's packed. - I understand.
没问题 No problem.
给我你的手机号儿走之前我给你打电话 Give me your cell phone number, and I'll call you before you go.
这有个插曲... There's a story there.
在美国的运营商的信号... There's a tri-band system here in the States...
和英国的不一样... which is different to the system in the UK...
是一种... and it's a kind of...
我们的手机拿到这里用不了，所以，我是没有手机的... The cell phones, they don't work here. So I'm kind of cell phone-less...
－在美国 －我了解 - in the US. - I see.
那给我你的座机号码也行，我给你打 Well, give me your home number. I'll call you.
－你有我助理的号码不是么？ －对 - You've got my PA's number, right? - Yeah.
很好，我们可以这样联络 Great, then we're connected.
你不能给我你家的电话号码吗？ Can't you give me your number at home?
我能说不吗？ Can I say no?
因为，这不是针对你的... Because nothing, absolutely nothing personal...
只是我从来没给别人我的号码，从未... It's just that I never give my number out, ever.
这是我的隐私... It's just a personal space thing.
这是一个规则...我常对自己说“坚持规则” It's just a rule and I always think, "Stick to the rule."
其实更好称之为理论而不是规则... It's more of a philosophy than a rule.
有很多名人我都没有给... I've not given my number out to many eminent people in the past.
有一次山姆·曼德斯问我要，我都没给 I once didn't give my number to Sam Mendes.
所以你们是并列的... So you're in good company.
如果山姆·曼德斯都觉得好的话 对我也是 If it's good enough for Sam Mendes, it's good enough for me.
－我觉得是我的 －对对对，我的不能用 - I think it's me. - Right, because mine doesn't work.
失陪，我得接个电话...很快回来 I'm sorry, I got to take this. I'll get back.
你好？ Hello?
是，当然 Yeah, sure.
斯派克，嗨，你怎么样？ Spike, hi. How you doing?
你收到信息了 You got the message.
我经纪人给你打电话确认过我们说的是一样 My agent just called you just to make sure we're all on the same page.
不，我们都是制片人，因为这样可以确保无误 No, the producer credit is just so you and I can sort of keep tabs on everything.
你知道，要确保表演的完整性什么的... You know, artistic integrity, that sort of thing.
要不然的话，很可能功亏一篑 Otherwise the whole thing could just run away.
你啊你！不 You bastard, no.
好吧 All right.
那还是周日？好，好的 You still okay for Sunday? Good. All right.
我在那儿见你吗？ 好，好，尽早 Will I meet you there? All right. Nice and early.
好的，对，哥们儿，拜，斯派克 Okay, yeah. Lots of love. Bye, Spike.
－很抱歉 －噢，没事儿 - I'm sorry about that. - It's okay, fine.
是斯派克·李吗？ Was that Spike Lee?
不，我不认识斯派克·李 是斯派克·琼斯 No. I don't even know Spike Lee. That was Spike Jonze.
－我很崇拜他 －对，他是个好人 - I love him. - Yeah, he's a good man.
我们是老朋友 We've been friends for a long time now.
我们都喜欢户外远足 We're both keen hikers.
－这没什么可说的 －不，继续 - Well, it's very boring. - No, go on.
我们在同一个户外俱乐部，周末常去远足 We belong to a club, and we go hiking at weekends.
他是一个非常坚定的环保主义者 He's a very committed environmentalist.
斯派克·琼斯是个环境保护狂 天呐，之前真不知道他这么缺... Spike Jonze is a tree-hugger. Jesus, I never had him down as that.
我认为，或许他更喜欢你称他为“叶人” I think he prefers the term "leaf people"...
我也是 as do I.
嗯，我的意思是，这个... 别误会，这很好 Right, I mean, that's... Don't get me wrong. That's great.
我喜爱树，我觉得应该有更多的树 I love trees. I think there should be more of them.
用纸的时候两面都用 When I use paper, I use both sides.
我很乐意... I would love to...
你知道，我要撤销那个... You know, I'm going to tear up...
关于电话号码的那个白痴规则 that stupid rule about phone numbers.
太他妈缺了 It's such shit.
如果现在再给你我的电话号码，你是不是觉得我很差劲？ Would it be shabby of me to give you my number now?
是 Yeah.
我得走了，很抱歉 I've got to go. I'm so sorry.
－我会结帐的 －好 - I'll get the check. - Good.
操 Fuck.
谵妄
该死的RZA，你他妈干啥呢？ Damn RZA. Where the fuck you at?
－呦～我的瓷 －鲍比 - Yo, peace. - Bobby.
－不好意思我迟到了 －没事儿 - Pardon me for being late. - Ain't nothing.
－刚才想电你来着 －我刚才有个他妈的急诊 - I was about to hit you on the horn. - I had a fucking emergency house call, yo.
－一个家庭急诊？ －嗯，一个家庭急诊 - A house call? - Yeah, a house call.
索菲亚和师傅的孩子病了，流感 Sophia and Sifu's children got sick with the flu and the virus.
我去给他们配了副药 So I went by, prescribed some herbal medicines for them.
我告诉他们，别吃乳制品，少吃果酸... I told them, lay off the dairy products, chill on the citric acid...
这样才能好的更快 and they should feel a little better.
－那你是医生还是？ －对，我告诉你了 - So you a doctor now, or something? - Yeah, I told you.
我学自然疗法已经两年了，孙儿 I've been studying alternative medicine for two years now, son.
就是，古老的传统疗法这类... I mean, ancient healing techniques, and all that.
你看 Check this.
我能用钻枪做一种手术... I even know a certain surgical procedure that I can perform using a drill-gun.
电钻 Electric drill-gun.
绝对不是闹着玩 I'm dead serious.
因为我有一双DJ手，所以更灵活利落... 明白吗？ But my hands are nice from being a DJ, you know what I mean?
对我来说音乐和医术都是在一起的... To me, music and medicine, all go together.
就像两个行星围绕着一个太阳... It's like two planets revolving around the same sun.
意思很对 So bong-bong.
－你要茶不？ －要，满上 - Want some tea? - Yeah, splash me.
是自然草叶，瓷，没有咖啡因 It's all herbals, man. No caffeine.
正合我意，没有咖啡因 那东西太2B了对么，我的瓷 That's what I'm talking about. No caffeine. Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man.
挺你 Tell me about it.
咖啡因能让你变的消沉... Caffeine leads to depression...
变得易怒，加速你的心跳... makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast.
加快心率，你懂么？ Faster heart rate, you know what I mean?
最操蛋的是，喝了就会拉粑粑... And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits.
你懂吗？所以我不碰那玩意... You know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that.
－无论如何"滴咖啡不沾" －没有咖啡因，更加清爽干净 - I'm off that shit, anyway. - Crisp and clean. No caffeine.
－为《液体剑》干杯，我的亲 －不，为“数码鲍比”干杯 - To Liquid Swords, family. - No, to Bobby Digital.
－武当万岁 －武当万岁 - Wu-Tang forever. - Wu-Tang forever.
你们来点咖啡吗？ Anybody need more coffee?
－厨房快下班了 －不，我们才不要碰咖啡因... - Kitchen's closing. - No, we don't mess with caffeine.
－真不？ －绝不！ - You don't? - No, I don't.
你知道咖啡因会让你产生严重的谵妄状态吗？ Don't you know caffeine can cause serious delirium?
－谵妄？ －严重的谵妄！ - Delirium? - Serious delirium.
那你现在才说 Now you tell me.
哇噢，那有可能这是我的问题，谵妄 Well, that may be my problem, delirium.
你是不是比尔·莫瑞？伙计 Aren't you Bill Murray, man?
－你是比尔·莫瑞？ －对，我是比尔·莫瑞... - You're Bill Murray? - Yeah, I'm Bill Murray...
但是别声张，好么？ but let's keep that just between us, all right?
我们知道就行 Just between us.
你们是亲人吗？ And you guys are related?
对，我们是表兄弟，我们是亲人！ Yeah, we're cousins. We're family.
不，你们逗我玩呢，因为你俩都是捣蛋鬼... No, you're messing with me because you're both troublemakers.
－捣蛋鬼？ －“武当帮” - Troublemakers? - The Wu-Tang Clan.
对，“武当帮” Right, Wu-Tang Clan.
－你是神童GZA －正是 - You're GZA, the genius. - That's right.
－然后，你是RZA... －称号... - And you're RZA... - A.k. A...
－数码鲍比 －耶～他懂黑泡～ - Bobby Digital. - Yeah, he knows hip-hop.
那你是比尔·莫瑞 And you're Bill Murray.
“今天暂时停止和捉鬼”的比尔·莫瑞 Bill "Groundhog Day, Ghostbusting ass" Murray.
－“你想叫谁？” －嗯嗯，但是别和别人说... - "Who ya gonna call?" - I know that. Just don't tell anybody.
为什么？比尔·莫瑞 What you mean, don't tell anybody, Bill Murray?
谁来这都能认出来，你是比尔·莫瑞，这太明显了！！！ People will come here, they'll see you. You're Bill Murray. It's obvious.
也许你想隐瞒这一点... Unless you're wearing a disguise or something.
对我就这么做的... I am wearing kind of a disguise.
该死的，这太苛刻了... Damn, that's harsh, money.
－你真的是一个咖啡因痴，对吗？ －嘘～～～，就我们知道... - You're a real caffeine junkie, aren't you? - Keep it down. Just between us.
来干杯！ Here, cheers.
你知道，我戒咖啡之前... You know, before I gave that up...
我每天晚上都喝... I used to drink it every single night...
到睡觉的时候...这样，梦就会更快更有趣儿... up until it was time to go to sleep. Used to make me dream faster.
你知道，就像印地500赛车里的摄像机... You know, like when they flash those cameras on those Indy 500 cars...
它们就是... 嗖～嗖～嗖～嗖～嗖～嗖～嗖～嗖～ and they just...
我就会做这样的梦，就一直这样 That's how my dreams were. Just whizzing by.
－你可真缺啊 －他挺缺，是不？ - You're stupid, yo. - He is stupid, isn't he?
很缺～～ Word, yo.
我认识一哥们儿，他做咖啡冰块儿... I know a guy who freezes coffee.
咖啡倒在模子里放上小棍儿，做成咖啡棒冰... Puts sticks in it, has himself a coffee Popsicle.
咖棒！！！ A caf pop.
该死，你听起来不太好，比尔·莫瑞 Damn. That don't sound too good, Bill Murray.
别着急，不是感冒了，只是因为抽烟... It's not the flu or anything. It's just a smoker's cough.
这就是我的意思，就是因为尼古丁会影响中枢神经系统... That's what I'm saying, nicotine interferes with your central nervous system...
你的呼吸系统... your respiratorial system.
只要一点就会麻痹... In very small doses, it causes paralysis.
－真的？ －对，真的，伙计 - Really? - Yeah, really, man.
只要50微克... I mean, just 50 mg alone...
证实数分钟内足以致死... have been proven to be fatal in a few minutes.
－一根儿烟有多少？ －3微克 - How much is in one cigarette? - 3 mg.
还有，你知道，尼古丁是用做来杀虫剂的... And did you know they also use nicotine for insecticide...
－就是杀虫的？ －如果用来杀虫应该是好的，不是吗？ - to kill bugs? - It's good if it kills bugs, right?
你是一个虫子吗？比尔·莫瑞 Are you a bug, Bill Murray?
－天呐，RZA，你听起来就像是我的医生 －他就是医生！ - Jesus, RZA, you sound like my doctor. - He is a doctor.
其实他专业是自然疗法... Actually, he specializes in alternative medicine.
就是，另一个星球的疗法... That is, alternative to this planet.
帮个忙给点面子...别让其他人知道我在这，好吗？ Do me a favor and don't tell anybody you saw me here, okay?
你可以信任我们，比尔·莫瑞 You can trust us, Bill Murray.
－你是在隐居还是？ －对，差不多这样... - You hiding out or something? - Yeah, sort of, something like that.
但我觉得，我现在可能是谵妄的状态... Now I'm thinking it may be delirium.
－严重的谵妄状态... －极其严重的... - Serious delirium. - Serious.
如果你想低调一些，我这有点东西可以帮助你... If you're on the low, I got something that'll help you with your disguise.
给你 Take this.
－你随便怎么用 －天呐... - Use whatever you want. - Jeez.
－对，可以低调点... －你不必这么客气，这太好了 - Rock that, man. Stay on the low. - You didn't have to do this. This is great.
这包东西都给你，比尔 A bag of items for you, Bill.
－谢谢 －没关系 - Thank you. - Don't worry about it.
我很感激... I really appreciate this.
这太好了！ This is great.
先生，我该怎么治我的咳嗽？ Doc, what could I do for this cough?
对，刚才我想到了，你看... I was just thinking about that. Check this out.
－你拿点双氧水儿 －我们这里有 - You get some hydrogen peroxide. - We got that for cuts and stuff.
一半水一半双氧水 Take 50% hydrogen peroxide, 50% water.
用它来漱口，别喝下去，得吐出来... You gargle with it. Do not swallow, you spit it out.
千万别喝啊～比尔·莫瑞 Don't swallow, Bill Murray.
如果这样不好使，你换成除油清洁剂试试... And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner.
那个后面也有... I got that in the back, too.
－谢谢你 －酷！～～～～ - Thank you. - Cool.
谢谢，那我现在去试试去... Thank you. I'm going to try it right now.
－好的 －遵命，瓷 - Word. - Word, man.
－比尔·他妈的·莫瑞 －太疯狂了～～～ - Bill motherfucking Murray. - It's crazy, yo.
－3点了 －怎么了？ - 3:00. - What's up?
我告诉“幽灵”三点来这... I told Ghost to be here by 3:00 a.m.
别抱太大期望，你知道等他的结果是什么样... Don't hold your breath on that. You know how it is waiting on Ghost.
－说不定要等一晚上... －你觉得我们呼点叶子怎么样？ - We'll be here all night. - Think we can smoke a blunt up here?
－这儿太热闹可能不太安全... －但是，我们之前在这呼过啊 - It's hot up in here with the 5-0. - But we used to always smoke weed in here.
但那是“脏狗”出事儿之前的事儿... That was until Dirt Dog done blew it up.
告诉达夫龙，别让“脏”来这儿 Told Deflon, "Never let Dirty inside this spot, man."
那怎么了？你想怎么弄？ So what's up? What you want to do?
－我们去棚里吧 －成，棚里 - Yo, let's slide to the 'udio. - Hit the 'udio, right.
下棋吗？好，那儿 Play some chess? All right, then.
－找莫瑞结帐？ －他不差钱儿 - Is that the bill for Murray? - He don't need no money, yo.
－还是给他吧 －用不用给小费？ - Hit him, anyway. - Think I should tip him?
－你觉得他真用清洁剂漱口呢么？ －我不知道，但是咱俩赶紧撤吧！ - You think he's using the oven cleaner? - Don't know, but let's get the fuck out.
香槟酒
你还好吗？泰勒 Are you all right, Taylor?
－不太好 －怎么了？ - No, not really. - What's up?
我不知道，我感觉我与这个世界分离... I don't know. I feel so divorced from the world.
我与这个世界失去联系... I've lost touch with the world.
你知道马勒的那首歌... Do you know that song by Mahler...
－《我被这个世界遗忘》 －没 - I've Lost Track of the World? - No.
这是一个非常优美... It's one of the most beautiful...
和非常悲伤的一首歌... and saddest songs ever written.
我耳边好像有人吟唱... I can almost hear it now.
你能听到吗？ Can you hear it?
啊～现在没了 It's gone now.
－但是你听到了吗？ －好像听到了 - But did you hear it? - I think so.
声音的共振...在整个楼里... It resonated right through the whole building.
－我们在哪儿？ －我们在军械库，泰勒 - Where are we? - In the armory, Taylor.
“军械库，泰勒” "The armory, Taylor."
听起来很沉闷 It sounds so heavy and ponderous.
“军械库” "The armory."
尼古拉·特斯拉... Nikola Tesla...
感知到地球是声音共振的... perceived the Earth as a conductor...
导体... of acoustical resonance.
我真的不明白你想说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
你能解释一下吗？ Can you explain it to me?
－不，不行 －好吧 - No, not really. - I know.
让我们以咖啡代香槟... Let's pretend this coffee is champagne.
为什么要这样？ Why would we do that?
哇噢～让我们感受赞扬生命 Well, to celebrate life.
你知道，像有钱有品味的人... You know, like the rich, elegant people do.
那些豪绅们... The classy people.
我比较喜欢咖啡，简单的，亲民的咖啡... I prefer coffee. Simple, working man's coffee.
你真是个土老冒，比尔 你知道你的问题是什么吗？ You're so provincial, Bill. Do you know what your problem is?
是什么？ What?
你没有生活乐趣 You have no joie de vivre.
当真？ I don't?
真的，而且，这个咖啡很烂 No. Besides, this coffee is awful.
－对，真的不好，是不是？ －糟透了 - You're right. It really is bad, isn't it? - Dreadful.
让我们举杯～ I propose a toast.
为了什么举杯？ So what should we toast?
为了20年代的巴黎！ Paris in the 1920s.
约瑟芬·贝克，红磨坊 Josephine Baker, the Moulin Rouge.
“怎么样，好吗？” "What is it? Okay?"
也为... And also...
70年代的纽约... New York in the '70s.
70年代晚期... In the late '70s.
真的？好吧 Really? All right.
干杯 Cheers.
味道好极了，是不是？ Delicious, isn't it?
香槟酒：来自神的甘露 Champagne: Nectar of the gods.
这就是你的午饭？咖啡和一根烟？ Is that all you're having for lunch, coffee and a cigarette?
这不太健康 It's not very healthy.
我们已经吃了午饭 We had lunch earlier.
吃了吗？ We did?
我们现在在休息，喝咖啡 We're on a break here, a coffee break.
多压抑啊～ How depressing.
我们要休息多久？ How long is our break, anyway?
10分钟左右，但是快结束了 About 10 minutes, and it's nearly over now.
告诉我这不是真的 Say it isn't true.
－啊？ －什么？ - Well? - What?
我说你要告诉我这不是真的 I asked you to say it isn't true.
说什么不是真的？ Say what isn't true?
算了！ Never mind.
那我要打个盹儿 Anyway, I have to have a nap.
那休息结束时你叫我 So call me when the break is over.
那，你还有不到两分钟的盹儿 Well, you have two minutes or less for your nap.
现在，新闻！ And now, the news.
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