接着来反转 And now the shit hits the fan.
妈爷贼 他们真是会玩 My god, they're having fun.
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我知道这个 Oh, I know what this is.
这是个啥 What is this?
我知道认识这个女的 还有这个男的 I know her! I know him!
我见过他们 I've seen him!
等一下 《五十度灰》吗 Oh, wait a minute. Fifty Shades of Grey?
我知道 这是那个"五十度"系列 Oh, I know what! It's Fifty Shades.
这是《五十度飞》 It's the Fifty Shades Freed.
感觉我像是在看Lifetime台的小电影 Got a feeling I'm getting ready to watch a Lifetime movie.
[这周我带你出门散心] [I'm taking you away for the weekend.]
[我从来没有想过我会和你一起生活] [I just can't believe this is my life, that I get to live with you.]
棒啊 多来点他的镜头 Yeah, let's show more of him.
他挺帅的 但是也太年轻了 He's cute, but god, does he look young.
[你的出现让这一切都有了意义] [That meant nothing to me before you.]
这种情人节的电影真是画风清奇 Those Valentine's Day movies are something else.
真漂亮 Oh, it's beautiful.
[这是给我们俩买的] [I bought it for us.]
真浪漫 Oh. That's romantic.
[我喜欢] [I love it. Oh my god.]
[这位是建筑师Gia Matteo] [This is Gia Matteo, the architect.]
一听这音乐我就知道要搞事情 I could tell by the music that something is not gonna go well.
[我不在场的时候请你不要与我丈夫交谈] [Please stop speaking to my husband as if I weren't here.]
[你可以叫我格雷夫人] [You may call me Mrs. Grey.]
天惹 Oh my gosh.
不错 这个电影看起来会 All right! It looks like it's going to be...
很有趣 interesting.
景色漂亮 Beautiful scenery.
[有人跟踪我们] [We're being followed.]
接着来反转 And now the shit hits the fan.
[近来好吗 Ana] [How the hell are you, Ana?]
[Jack 你到底要干什么] [Jack, what do you want?]
什么意思 有人跟踪她 Now what? She got a stalker?
这就精彩了 Now, this is gonna be good.
猛料开始 The spice begins.
-[你想和我玩游戏吗] -[想 主人] - [So you wanna play?] - [Yes, sir.]
就不能拍一个纯爱的故事吗 Couldn't it be just a nice love story?
[我发誓要爱你忠贞不渝...] [I made a vow to love you faithfully...]
原著里有这一段 Get that in writing.
[你和她睡了吗] [Did you sleep with her?]
[...在你需要的时候安慰你] [...to comfort you in times of need.]
开始变暴力 Oh my god. It's getting violent now.
真暴力 Really violent.
[...直到我们生命的最后一秒] [...for as long as we both shall live.]
不要错过高潮 是咩 Don't miss the climax. Oh, really?
《五十度飞》 前两部全看过 Fifty Shades Freed. Okay. Seen all of 'em,
所以我当然等不及要和朋友们一起看 so can't wait to see this with a friend, of course.
又一部"五十度"啊 Another play on Fifty Shades?
他们真是拍个没完 They're doing it to death, you hear me?
我没有看过原著神马的 I didn't open the book to read it or anything,
我就直接去看了电影 so I went to the movie cold,
也不知道是个什么情况 一看我才惊叹 not knowing what to expect. And I said, "Oh my."
真是大开眼界 That was definitely an eye-opener.
[这是《五十度飞》的预告片...] [That was the trailer for Fifty Shades Freed...]
《五十度非》 Fifty Shades Free?
[...是情色小说"五十度"系列三部曲的最后一部] [...the final installment in the erotic romance, Fifty Shades trilogy.]
最后一部吗 It's the final installment?
因为我感觉他们真的是拍个没完 'Cause they've been really turning out those editions.
[之前两部预告片公开的时候我们也让爷爷奶奶们看了] [So we've had elders react to both prior installments in the franchise when the trailers came out.]
没错 谢天谢地这是最后一部 Oh yes, you have. I'm really happy that this is the last one.
[如果你还有印象的话] [So, if you recall from that episode,]
[其中一个环节就是让你们朗读小说的节选] [one of the things we had you do is read some portions of the book.]
我觉得无所谓 Okay. I don't mind that a bit.
[我们在这一部里也选了几段让你读一下] [We've picked out some quotes and we're gonna have you read a few lines from the book.]
好啊 All right.
我看过所有原著 I read all of the books.
[所以你肯定很熟悉这些] [So obviously, you're familiar with these.]
[这又不会是你第一次看这些东西] [This will not be the first time you're seeing these phrases.]
不是 No, not hardly.
"他用左手握住我的两只手腕"
"他的右手肆意却又悠闲地向我"
"身下游走 爱抚我的每一寸肌肤"
"中途还不忘扭拧我的乳头"
She's a good writer,
因为她真的能让你有那种亲身体验感 'cause she can really make you become involved in it.
"我今天早上刮掉了阴毛 Christian在那里"
"给了我一个吻"
"'我想你这里漏掉了几根'"
"他轻声说着便帮我拔掉了"
"炽热又强烈的欲望在我血液里奔涌着"
"在我血液里奔涌着 使我迷失了自己"
"我松开勾在一起的脚踝"
"把双腿绕在他的屁股上"
"用我的高跟鞋把他的睡衣从他身后褪下"
妈爷贼 他们真是会玩 My god, they're having fun.
"突然间 他抽回手指"
他在吸他的手指吗 What is he-- was he sucking his thumb?
"突然间他抽回手指 让我更加的渴望"
"他转身面向我"
"他把那粗壮的手指放在我的下唇上"
"我本能地翘起嘴亲了上去"
"而他则奖励给我一个邪魅的微笑"
"他把他的手指放进自己嘴里"
"他的表情告诉我我尝起来非常地美味"
"非常地美味"我能看懂 "...real good." I can understand that, you know?
要是语法上说 Should be "really good,"
应该是"非常的美味" just if we're... being grammatically correct.
写得不错 Good writing.
真是会玩 They're pretty silly.
他们 我猜某些人看了确实会有反应 Do they... I guess they turn some people on.
这个捕捉爱的小游戏我很喜欢 I like everything that's going on here.
我是相信爱的人 这挺好的 I'm a lover, see? So this is good.
性感 还很刺激 Sexy, it's stimulating.
我猜你看过我的邮件了 I think you've been reading my mail.
[前两部电影在票房大获成功] [So, both films in the franchise were both massive successes at the Box Office,]
[每一部全球票房都超过了三亿美元] [each garnering over $300 million worldwide.]
三亿算多吗 Is $300 million a lot?
我不太清楚 I don't know even know anymore.
[但是两部电影的评价都非常不好] [However, both films were both widely considered critical failures...]
只要能挣钱影评啥的好像没关系 It seems to be irrelevant if you're making money.
[...每一部的烂番茄新鲜度都低于25%] [...each scoring under 25% on RottenTomatoes.]
[第一部甚至被评为金酸莓奖的最差影片] [And the first film was actually named Worst Picture at the Razzies that year.]
真可怕 我还挺喜欢的 That's terrible. I liked it.
[你觉得为什么这些电影评价如此差] [So why do you think that even though these movies are so critically panned]
[但是人们还是会继续买票看] [that people still go and continue to see them so much?]
他们就是在替观众活在梦里 Well, they're sort of living a life for them maybe vicariously.
性爱和浪漫 Love, sex, romance.
人们就喜欢这样的 People like that.
人们更喜欢那种现实生活中没有的性爱和浪漫 The exotic charm and the romance of the moment is probably better than the real thing.
它们探索的主题是 They explore something that--
现实中很多人在各个方面都无法达到的 most people don't live that kind of life in many aspects,
不管是性爱方面还是事业成功方面 either sexually or being that wealthy and successful.
所以就是玛丽苏 So it's fantasy fulfilled.
为啥还有人靠告诉我应该怎么看一部电影还能挣钱 Why is someone paid to tell me what my opinion is?
我从来都不在乎什么影评 I've never understood critics.
[这个系列以涉及性爱主题而出名] [So the franchise has become known for how it deals with the topic of sexuality.]
[作为一位老年人] [So as an elder,]
[和过去的电影和娱乐产业相比] [compared to other films and entertainment, you know, over the years in the past,]
[你觉得这部电影在涉及性爱时] [how do you think that this film franchise has impacted the way]
[是如何影响了现在的文艺作品] [we deal with sexuality when it comes to entertainment?]
我觉得是拓宽了现在的道路 I'm thinking maybe it broadened it.
从第一次性革命就开始了 It's just taken off from the sexual revolution.
人们现在对这种话题更加开放 People are much more liberal about these things today,
这很好 and that's fine.
我们承认谈论这种话题没什么大不了的 这就很好啊 It's really good that we're willing to accept that it's okay to discuss it
我们可以这样做 有自己的想法而不是一切都那么 and do it and have feelings about it versus everything being so...
封建 Victorian.
很多时候人们想看这种东西或者这种书 A lot of times, when people would go to see things like that or even read books like that,
都觉得 不好意思跟别人说 it was considered-- you know, you don't tell people,
还有说闲话的什么的 blah, blah, blah, whatever.
过去三四十年间我们开放了很多 The last, I don't know, 30, 40 years, we've been a lot more open.
[三部曲在2018年达到高潮] [Finally, this trilogy reaches its climax in February of 2018.]
你故意用那个词 You used that word on purpose.
这是双关吧 That was to make a pun.
[你对最后一部是期待 失望 还是不关心呢] [Are you excited, upset, or don't you care that this is the final installment?]
我是真的不管心 Oh, I don't care one way or the other, really.
我很期待 I'm excited.
他们还能玩出新花样 They can start something new.
我不是很期待完结 I'm not excited that it's gonna end.
我希望能看到它以另一种形式继续下去 I would like to see it continue in some way, shape, or form.
我很期待 I'm excited.
不关心 Neither/nor.
中立吧 不关心 Neutral. I don't care.
我不在乎这是最后一部还是第一部 I don't care if it's the last, first, or any installment.
我不需要再找什么性趣 I don't need to be turned on any further.
不关心 Neither way.
我希望其他人能拍的性爱电影能浪漫一点 I hope someone else starts doing films that have sensuality, and in its way, romance.
我很期待这部完结篇 I'm thrilled that it's gonna be over.
烂翻拍太多了 有点感觉 It's gotten an awful lot of coverage, and it's kind of like,
我们就没有别的什么东西值得思索的吗 okay, are there some other things maybe we should be thinking about?
我听起来是不是像迂腐老太太 Boy, I sound like an old person, don't I?
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