[妙眼妙耳闯天下]
Move your car, you jerk 挪开你的车，混蛋
What do you want from my life? 你到底想要我怎样?
[DONT WALK] [禁止行走]
Are you fucking deaf? Move 你他妈的聋了吗？走开
Get out of the way 别挡路
You deaf? Look behind you 你聋吗?看看后面
You're blocking traffic 你阻碍了交通
Get off the street 离开街道
What do you want me to do? Tell him! 你想让我做什么？告诉他
You dumb idiot 你这个白痴
I'm turning here, you idiot 我在这里转弯，你这个白痴
Where you from, Oshkosh? 你从哪儿来的，乡下吗?
Idiot 傻子
Watch your step 小心台阶
You're a dumb idiot 你是个白痴
You talking to me? 你跟我说话吗？
You are a dumb idiot 你是个白痴
You talking to me... 你跟我说话...
Wally, don't start anything 沃利，别惹事儿
The man's got something to say 这家伙有话要说
Up yours 去你的
I heard that song before 我以前听过那鸟语
Anything to get off your chest? 有什么事要你说吗？
Tell me who you're talking to 告诉我你在跟谁说话
No, say one more word 不，再说一个字
One more fucking word. Come on 他妈的一个字。来呀
You, dumb asshole 你，愚蠢的混蛋
Hey, nice move 嘿，不错的举动
Come on! You don't show me shit 来呀，你别跟我胡说八道
Who are you fighting this time? 你这是在跟谁打架？
Wally! Wally, stop it! Stop it 沃利！沃利，住手！住手
Come on 走吧
Going up. Step up 往上走。 快点
Fuck you 你他妈的
Going down 向下走
Why do you feel you have to pass for ... 当你看失明的时候...
...someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind? ...为什么要假装看得见?
I don't feel I have to pass
Yes, you do. It's a sickness 你有。这是一种病
like if you were trying to pass for white 就好像你想冒充白人一样
You mean I'm not white? 你是说我不是白人？
Oh, sit down 哦，坐下
This is a scandal! I'm not white? 这真是太丢脸了！我不是白人？
Why didn't you tell me before? 为什么你以前不告诉我？
You're my own sister 你是我的亲妹妹
Sit down, Wally 坐下，沃利
Goodness! A lot of adjustments have to be made 天哪!许多事情必须做出调整
Cancel the swimming lessons 取消游泳课
What'll the guys at the club say? 俱乐部里的人会怎么说?
I'm not white! Oh, it feels like it 我不是白人！哦，感觉像是
Ha, ha. Aaaah! Goodness, you're right 呵呵。啊！老天，你是对的
Lord, help me 主啊，帮帮我吧
Does Dad know? 爸爸知道吗？
20 dollars across the board on Centipede 20块钱全压蜈蚣
Thank you very much 非常感谢
Oh, just a minute 哦，等一下
You said that was all 你说了就只赌那么多
But I want my 50 但我要我的50元
You know how much you owe that bookie? 你知道你赌博欠了多少钱吗？
I don't want a lecture. Give me my $50 我不想听演讲。把我的50元给我
This is the last $50 to your name, Wally 这是你名下最后的50美元了沃利
I know, but $50, please 我懂，50美元，拜托
Three minutes until post time 还有最后三分钟
And $50 to win on Centipede 五十元赌娱蚣赢
Come on, Centipede! You can do it 加油,蜈蚣！你能行的
Come on 快
You can do it 你能行的
Come on, you bitch 来吧，你这小妞
Who won? 谁赢了?
It wasn't Centipede 不是蜈蚣
Shit 该死
You shouldn't have quit your job 你不该放弃你的工作
The man treated me like I was blind 那人对我就像对待瞎子一样
So try someone else 所以试试其他人
You can't go on like this, Wally 你不能再这样下去了，沃利
Get another job 再找一份工作
Mr. Lyons. What's the matter with me? Uh... 里昂先生。我怎么了？呃...
Mr. Lyons, the fire inspector wants you to pick up papers 里昂先生，消防员想要你去拿文件
Much dangerous. Big fire 多危险。大火
You must please sweep up before you close the shop 在关闭商店之前，请务必清理一下
Mr. Huddelston 哈德尔斯顿先生
there's a vicious rumor going around that I'm deaf 有个恶毒的谣言说我是个聋子
I don't like it. It's very humiliating 我很不喜欢。这非常的侮辱人
Let's try and put a stop to it 我们要试著阻止这些谣言
Oh, I feel like such a fool, Mr. Lyons 哦，我觉得自己像个大傻瓜，里昂先生
That inspector? Don't worry about him 那个检查员？别担心他
He's always coming around trying to get bribes 他一直在试图受贿
You don't read lips? 你不读唇语？
They told me you had to read my lips 他们告诉我你必须读我的唇语
I feel like an ass 我觉得自己像头驴
Especially on the last. Thursday of every month 尤其是每月最后一个周四
Sorry 对不起
I can't make a left turn 我不能左转了
I'll have to swing around the block 我必须转到街角去
Whoa. You're not parking anywhere 哇。你没有停车的地方
Slow down and just pull over here by the curb 减速然后开到路边
What are you talking about? 你在说什么?
I'm not a baby. I don't need a babysitter 我不是个小孩，不需要保姆
Just point me in the right direction 只要给我指出正确的方向就行了
To point you, are you crazy? 指给你？你疯了吗？
Take your cane or you won't make it across 拿起你的手杖，否则你根本过不去
No. Put the cane...What is...? Put it down 不，用手杖...干嘛...？放下它
I can hear, can't I? All I need is Big Mo 我能听到，不是吗？我所需要的是导盲器
I want to see this 我想看下这个
Here 在这儿
Thank you 谢谢
Good luck with the job 祝你好运
Excuse me, sir. Nice day, isn't it? 对不起,先生。天气不错是吧？
So far, so good 到现在为止还挺好
I'll pick you up in front of the building 我会在大楼前面接你
Remember, wait for the beeps 记住，等待哔哔声
Wait for the beeps. Yeah, wait for the beep 等哔哔声。好的，等哔哔声
I will. Thank you 我会的，谢谢
What? 什么？
Would you help me across? 你能帮我过马路吗？
Yeah, uh, take my arm 是的，呃，抓住我的胳膊
[DONT WALK] [禁止行走]
[WALK] 行走
Here we go 我们走
Hey, sis, how am I doing? 嘿，姐姐，我怎么样？
Great. Just great 好极了。太棒了
Thank you very much 非常感谢
You don't have to thank me, sir 您不必感谢我，先生
After all, this to me is just fun, You know? 毕竟，这对我来说是件很开心的事知道吗？
Like a walk in the park 就像在公园散步一样
Here you are. If you get in any trouble, just holler 这边走，如果你有任何麻烦，就大声说
Can I help you with something? 我能帮你做点什么吗？
Yeah, I'm here about the ad in the paper 我是来谈报纸上的广告的
"Salesman wanted. Must have sense of humor" 招聘推销员。一定要有幽默感
Are you the owner of the shop, sir? 您是这家店的老板吗先生？
Who are you talking to? 你在跟谁说话？
Oh, there you are. Damn 噢，你在这里。该死
Look at that. Contacts again. See that? 看看这里，又是隐形眼镜，看到了吗?
Oh 哦
I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons 我在找大卫·里昂先生
I'm David Lyons 我是大卫·里昂
Pleased to meet you. Oh, I'm sorry 很高兴见到你。哦，对不起
I read your ad in the paper about an lvy League type 我在报上读到你在找一个名校出身的人的广告
Tall, dark, handsome 身材高大,皮肤黝黑,相貌英俊
Three out of four ain't bad, right? 四个条件我占三个还不坏吧？
You can see I'm nervous. Really want the job 你看得出我很紧张。我真的想要这份工作
But I am a damned good salesman 但我是个很好的推销员
I'm David Lyons. What can I do for you? 我是大卫·里昂。我能为你做些什么?
Uh-oh. Ooh. Heh 啊哦。噢。嘿
Are we caught in a time warp here? 我们陷入时空交错了吗?
Twilight Zone, maybe? 还是阴阳魔界里了?
Any Martians here who want to speak to Mr. David Lyons? 一些火星人要跟大卫·里昂先生说话吗?
Ha, ha. You're a funny guy 哈哈。你是个有趣的家伙
I really like that ad you put in the paper 我真的很喜欢你登在报纸上的那则广告
"Must have a sense of humor" “一定要有幽默感”
Not many people would do that 没有多少人会这么做
I'm your guy. If you want me, here I am 我是你的人了。若你你需要我，我在这儿
Would you tell me what you want 你能告诉我你想要什么吗？
Three-fifty 三百五
What are you talking about? 你在说什么？
Three hundred, but that's it 三百，就这样了
Are you talking to me? 你在跟我说话吗？
225! Listen, man, $225 a week 二百二十五！听着，老兄，每周225美元
All right, 200. I can't live on less than that 好吧，200，不能再少了
Who are you talking to? 你在跟谁说话?
I'm talking to you, you prick! What do you say? 我跟你说话，你个混蛋！你觉得呢?
Look me in the eye and say that 看着我的眼睛说
I would if I could, but I can't. I'm blind 若我能的话我会的，但我不能。我是盲人
You're blind? 你瞎了？
Yes. Now can I have the job? 对。现在我能得到这份工作了吗?
I had no idea. I'm sorry 对不起，我不知道你是盲人
Now you know. Can I get the job? 你现在知道了。我能得到工作吗?
You're really blind? 你真瞎了？
Yes. What are you, fucking deaf? 对.你他妈的聋吗？
Yes! I'm fucking deaf 对!我他妈的聋了
Deaf? 聋？
Yes, I'm deaf 是的，我是个聋子
You really deaf? 你真的聋了？
I'm really deaf 我真的聋了
How do you know what I'm saying? 那你怎么知道我在说什么？
Because I'm reading your lips 因为我会读你的唇语
Do you want the job or don't you? 你想要这份工作吗?
Because I'm blind? Shove it up your ass, pal 就因为我是盲人？我要踢你的屁股小子
I don't want no favors so no damned... 我不需要同情，所以不要诅咒...
Then go home! Get out of here 那就回家去!离开这里
Give me some peace of mind 让我静静
To hell with blind people! Just walk out 该死的盲人！走出去
That's better. Now, I believe we agreed on 300 这样好多了，现在我想薪水可以谈到300
300 what? What are we talking about? 什么300？我们在说什么？
Just a minute, hold everything. Stop the music 只需一分钟，把握一切。停止音乐
Do you like Harvey Wallbangers? 你喜欢哈维沃班格吗？
Harvey who? 哈维是谁?
Wallbangers. A friend of mine 沃班格(伏特加橙汁鸡尾酒)，我的一个朋友
I'll introduce you to it later 我稍后会给你们介绍
Because tonight, my friend, we celebrate 因为今晚，老兄，我们要庆祝
Not bad 还不坏
Did I hit the board?
No, you hit the wall. It's a lot better
Three Wallbangers, Wally
Drink time
Where's your friend?
Oh, he's coming. Should be here soon
You're gonna like him. This is to you, Sally. Sally?
Here
Oh
And to you, Leslie. Thanks for buying the drinks
My pleasure
What's your friend look like?
I don't know. I've never seen him, but he smells real good
I think he's by the door
Dave. Dave, yo
Hi
Dave
Over here
Hello, I'm here
Hi
Dave, I want you to meet friends of mine
This is Sally
Hi
How do you do?
Nice to meet you
And this lovely lady to my left here, this is Lisa
Leslie. Hi
And this is my good friend, David Lyons
Wally says you're forming a business together
Congratulations
Wally says what?
Whoa. Let's not talk about that now
Let's talk about Harvey Wallbanger
That's who you want me to meet?
Yeah! Bartender
Hey, asshole
sorry
Who do you think you are?
David Lyons. You must be Harvey Wallbanger
Wally's told me about you
Yeah, real comedian. Get off my jacket
Listen, asswipe
You watch yourself, or you're gonna be going home early
I didn't know I was standing on your jacket
What are you, the constable?
Who's your girlfriend?
Oh. Heh. I think I heard my mating call
Stand up
I am standing
Wait a minute
I don't think you understand. My friend...
Is a killer, that's what I am. A trained killer
Oh, Special Forces
You know, when I was in the Corps,
we used to eat you, Green Beret pussies for breakfast
Eat this
This guy's tough, Wally
If I hear him, I can hit him
He'd put a hole through your head
So you ain't talking now, huh?
Come on, big mouth, say something
Let's get down
Come on. Last night I was out with your sister
Okay, butthead
You're all right, champ. He's coming
I'll give you the first hit. Come on
He's coming, Wally. He's coming
Lower, he's a couple inches shorter than you
Aim for 12 o'clock
Hit him
All right
Okay, let's go. Let's go
Eleven o'clock
Ooh
Circle right
And left, left, left. Circle left
And right, Right, circle right
Circle left. Left
Stand still
Get ready! One o'clock
Good. Good. Twelve, well
Five to three
I got mixed up
Argh
Circle left. Circle left.
Shut up and let him fight
Move right
Get ready
Hey, I said shut the fuck up
Wha...?
Read my lips, asshole
I got that
Wally
Dave
One o'clock
Son of a bitch
You little son of a bitch
You had enough?
Little creep
How are you doing?
I'm doing great
We should hang out more often
Yeah, it's nice to unwind after work
Does that mean I get the job?
Depends on how this fight comes out
So I bought this big bottle of champagne
Must've cost 45 bucks
I asked my sister to drop me off at Jones Beach
I sat myself down in the sand
started drinking
and sneaking peeks to see if people was watching me cry
Then I realized it didn't matter,
because I couldn't see them anyway
That's when I made a decision
I wasn't gonna piss my life away because of anger
That's when I decided, blind or not blind,
I was gonna be the same lovable asshole...
...I've always been
You haven't made that decision yet, have you?
No
How'd you become an actor if you're deaf?
I wasn't born deaf
I got scarlet fever in high school
I didn't lose all my hearing until eight years ago
Why'd you stop acting?
I started missing my cues when the other actors would turn
I couldn't see their lips
They ever catch you?
No, I don't think anyone knew
I just lost my nerve
When's the last time you were...?
Sorry, you were eating. What?
Laid! The last time you were laid
Too sad. Next subject, please
You don't want to know
So where's your wife?
Cleveland. I haven't seen her for eight years
Nice lady?
Very nice. Wonderful, warm woman
And then one day
she turned into this creature
who could sit on the end of a broomstick
and take off into the air
She could actually achieve flight
Wow. I think I was married to that lady
Small world
Funny thing is, this didn't happen to her
till just about the same time I went completely deaf
Coincidence?
Amazing. Who'd believe it?
So, what do you want out of life before the show's over?
Just not to make a fool out of myself
That's all you want?
I have this terrible fear
that I'm gonna make some mistake
and everyone's gonna stand around and stare at me
Boy, damn
I wish I had met you eight years ago
I can fix all your problems in 10 seconds
Ten seconds?
Ten seconds, if you trust me. You trust me?
Yeah, sure
Listen
Hey, you're a good-looking guy
Thank you. That's very kind of you
How's that feel? Good?
Look a little silly to me
Kind of foolish
You see? Life ain't so complicated
When's the next coming, Ray?
Any second
That might be the truck coming now
I gotta go get a screwdriver
So, uh, the blind guy around?
Hey
Oh
Where's the blind guy?
Who do you want?
Kerew. Wally Kerew. I'm his bookie
I owe him some money
Well, he's waiting for a delivery
He'll be back in a minute
Where's he, out front? I'll go find him
I almost forgot. I need some, uh...
Some, I don't know, some...
sorry, we're not open yet
I know. Listen, I need some of that stuff up there
My tummy's all kaput
What is that stuff up there?
The antacids?
Yeah, listen.
What's the difference between Alka Seltzer
and the one next to it?
Di-Gel?
Yeah. Can you do me a favor?
Would you read it to me?
You want me to read out Di-Gel?
Yeah, my eyes ain't too good. Just read it, please?
Jesus
Uh, "Di-Gel contains calcium carbonate,
an effective antacid. It is also..."
Where are you going?
Here, take it
I wasn't trying to pull anything. Honestly
You were told to deliver this from the airport
I thought I was being tailed
I thought it was the cops
I didn't want to bring them near Mr. Sutherland
Tell him that
No, you tell him that. I've got a car out front
Come on, I'm dead if I go with you
You're dead if you don't go with me
"bubbles of gas trapped in the stomach can cause heartburn
acid indigestion and that full, bloated feeling
And unlike plain antacids,
the simethicone breaks up gas bubbles rapidly
to relieve fullness and pressure."
I feel like a commercial
What the hell was that?
Wait a minute
Wait, my ass! I thought I heard...
What is this, hide-and-seek?
Ou
What? What's this?
Hello?
Oh, no
This guy's dead
Wally, there's a gun here
Don't touch it
Move it
Freeze
Drop it! I said drop it
What did he say?
You holding a weapon?
Yes, I am
Throw it away! Get rid of it
Stay there! Freeze
Don't shoot
I'll blow your brains out
Wait
Shut up
Please, be gentle
Let's go
You don't think I had anything to do with this
Go
He came for Alka-Seltzer
The man asked me to read him a Di-Gel label
Can you believe that?
We don't even know the man
Wally, get the money from the box
Yeah
Officer, excuse me
isn't there some nice way we can settle this?
Can I get my coat?
Hang on, we'll get your coats
Jesus
Wally, tell Mr. Huddelston to lock up for us
Yeah
Open it up
You're sick
Dave?
Head down, bring it down
Watch your leg
All right, let's move out
You really can't say whether this...
...mystery woman fired the shot
No, I can't, but if she's innocent
why did she leave right after the shot was fired?
That makes sense
Gatlin
What's the story?
I got the commissioner crawling up my ass
The whole thing sounds shaky
Because the deaf guy
he's not so sure about the woman
and the blind guy heard the shot
but can't make an identification
For chrissakes, you're feeling too sorry for them
You're always feeling sorry for people
That's your trouble
All right, I'll take care of this
Oh
All right
We're gonna quit fucking around and start talking serious
You claim there was a woman?
Was there a woman present?
Oh, sorry. You talking to me?
You bet your ass I am. Was there or wasn't there?
Was there or wasn't there what?
A woman present
I smelled a woman, but I didn't see a woman
What about you, wiseass?
Was there or wasn't there a woman?
What do I have to do?
Take you downstairs to a private room and ask you?
Huh?
He's deaf. You have to be facing him
Jesus. All right, no more bullshit
Was there or wasn't there a woman?
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm goddamn serious
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
What is he talking about?
He reads lips. You're talking too fast
Was there a woman present?
Yes, there was a woman present
Why is he talking like that?
Because he's deaf, not stupid
Oh, Jesus
Can you tell me one goddamn thing about that woman?
Yes
She has the most magnificent legs I've ever seen in my life
Yeah, and she smells good too
All right, that does it
And you, don't tell me you didn't hear anything. He heard it
And you don't tell me you didn't see anything. He saw it
Between the two of you, you saw and heard everything
Some poor bastard's dead
so let's start answering some questions here
Excuse me, captain?
What?
Professor Kasuda. You'll be interested in what he's gotta say
Ballistics report
What do you got?
I think I can prove to a judge that..
...both of these men had the mens rea
What the hell is a mens rea?
It's a legal term
It just means the intention to commit a crime
Okay, come on, let's go
Mens rea?
Put the cuffs on
How could we have gotten mens rea?
Don't worry about it
Get up
Did we take blood?
Get up
Will you please rise?
Can you do it without taking blood?
Stupid, he's deaf. You have to be facing him
The lab says that gun was the death weapon
But we both use condoms. How's this possible?
I wanna see a lawyer
I wanna see a doctor
We found something in the apartment of Mr. Scotto
Can I have a blood test?
We found your name on a marker in Mr. Scotto's wallet
"W. Kerew, $2800 - Overdue."
Because I owe him?
I feel sick. - What?
What are you doing?
You owe, he comes to bust your head...
...and your boyfriend lets him have it
He is not my boyfriend
Mens rea?
My God! No
Chequebook. Knife
Racing forms. A pair of undershorts
and a ticket...
to El Paso, Texas. It's not here
No coin
I wish I hadn't killed him
No, no. If you had to, you had to
Now, we know he had it at the airport
So he must've made a switch over somewhere
The man who owns the newsstand, David Lyons
He was talking with Scotto when I arrived
Would he be able to identify you?
No. He never saw me. Also, he's deaf
Deaf?
Deaf. and the other one is blind
Blind? Deaf? What, is this a joke?
No, no joke
I spoke with the building superintendent
Well, let's go pay them a visit, shall we?
Well, they're in jail now
Well, then let's bail them out
All right, Mr. Lyons
I need a nice full-face shot first
Then we'll get our side shots later
You ready?
We're here because you owed that sleazeball $2.800?
Face forward, please
I happened to think the Knicks were gonna beat Boston
They came close
Tell your friend to face the front
Face front
What do you need a bookie for?
Credit
Face front, please
He was the only one who would give me credit
Face front
Will you tell him to hold still, please?
-What? -Hold still
What's he doing?
Holding still
Not looking at you, looking at me
What?
Face the camera
Perfect. Tell him not to move
- What? - Don't move
I'm getting fed up with her
Why is he doing this to me?
I just want him to face the camera
He's not facing the camera?
No
That's news to me
What?
Face the camera
That's better. Hold it
She should make up her mind
Shit
Is she saying "shit" or "ship"?
"Shit"
shit...Charlie, come here
Yeah, why would she say, "Ship"?
I need you
Wouldn't make any sense
Get them out of here. I want them out, now
You're finished
I'll get you when you're sleeping
We'll be all right
Once they find that woman, they'll let us out
What woman? They're not looking for no woman
They got their killers, us. We're fucked
Captain, honestly...
Ow
You all right?
What's wrong with you? Can't you walk?
Do we have to carry you?
Don't do shit for me
The man is blind and you have him handcuffed?
Emilio, come on. For crying out loud
All right
take the cuffs off him before he wrecks the goddamn joint
Don't do me no favors
Is everybody happy now? Huh?
Are we all friends again?
Come on now, let's go, huh? Jesus
Joe. I got Lyons, David. Kerew, Wallace
Suspected homicide
His lawyers are here
Whose?
David Lyons'
My lawyers? Oh
You want to check him for police brutality, lady?
You got as long as it takes to print him. Get in here
Mr. Lyons, I know you don't know who we are
Your right hand, please
Our law firm represents the building you have your shop in
Oh, yes. We've been sent to try to arrange bail for you
Great
That's a nice surprise
Mr. Lyons
They can only hold you up to 72 hours before an arraignment
But with luck, we'll have you out of here by 5:00
We're pushing the "blind and deaf" angle
We hope you don't mind
No, we don't mind. Use it
We'll see you both very soon
Excuse me, miss, have we met before?
No, I don't think so
Are you wearing Shalimar perfume?
Yes, I am
You know, you have a remarkable nose
Thank you
Goodbye
I never knew anyone could be that beautiful
The lady's got style
I'd love to go to sleep listening to a voice like that
Oh, my God
Yeah
The legs
Yes, I can imagine
The legs
The legs. Of course
It's her
The killer?
The lady in my shop...
...I was trying to tell you about? That's her
The woman is your lawyer?
She's not my lawyer
Now she's not your lawyer? That makes sense. Get out
She's not my lawyer. That's the lady you want
How come you couldn't give me a description?
I only saw her from the rear
When she came in, I was looking at her face
She went around just now, I saw her tush. That's her
That's the lady you want. Stop her
Stop that lady
With a little luck
we'll have them to ourselves by 5:00
They seem nice
So was the chicken I ate last night
Right now, the police have us for murder
or we're bailed out by the killer
At least my way we have a chance
Are you with me or not?
All right, guys, let's go, huh?
Yes or no?
Yes
Come on, move these guys. Let's move
Come on, let's go. We gotta go. I'm sorry, Come on
Come on
I bet these guys are really gonna enjoy...
...themselves on Rikers Island, huh?
I bet you learn to speak Spanish real quick
Won't that be nice?
You know, I hear that they make the greatest...
...kidney fricassee with pineapple Jell-O
It's really special
All right, party time
Aah
Hey, what the hell
Tell me when
Now
Hey! Hey, wait a minute! Grab them
Open the goddamn door
What's going on?
Protestors
Demonstrators? Good. Go with the flow. Mix in
Khomeini go! Make Iran free
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir
Could I have a word with you?
Now that you're released, how do you feel?
Great
Do you think you can stop Khomeini?
Not if it's funny
A good comedy, as you call it, is worth its weight in gold
Have you read Norman Cousins about the immune system?
Hey, baby, come on. Comedy. Ha-ha-ha
Hey, when is this gonna be on?
I want my sister to tape it
Uh....thank you
As you can see, this remains a complicated issue
How could we lose a blind guy and a deaf guy?
Son of a bitch! I want these guys. Now
Calm down. Just calm down. We'll get them
Yeah, we better get them. We better get them
Careful
Turn left
Wait. Let's try the door
There's a hole here, Wally
Put your fingers right in here. Pull
There's an alley
Dave
I'm right here. Step down. Step down once
Follow me. Careful
There's an alley right here
Careful. Turn right. Turn right
Here's another door
It's open. Go on in
Kerew is blind. Repeat, blind
Lyons David, 5'10", Caucasian, blond hair
Lyons is deaf. Repeat, deaf
Form barricades
6th Avenue to Hudson, Houston to West 4th
Every available cruiser, scramble now
How does someone so beautiful kill somebody?
I don't understand
Careful. The broken wood is in front of you
That's it
Oh, wait a minute
Hold my head
Hold my head, Wally
Okay
Oh, hold my head
Thank you. Ah. Ow. Are you all right?
Thank you very much
They told me to call back in 10 minutes
The judge is just getting out of court now
We can have them in half an hour
This way, Wally
Don't guide me
What?
Don't guide me
They're looking for a blind guy and deaf guy
We gotta get out of the neighborhood
You won't make it. You'll crack your head
Not if you stamp your feet
If I what?
Stamp your feet. I'll follow the sound
Like this?
Louder. I can hear the noise. I'll follow you
That's good! Now move out
Jesus
We gotta find the subway
I feel ridiculous
You look fine to me
I think we should kill them
I think we have to
We don't want them to identify us
It's not up to me. It's up to Sutherland
If he wants us to kill them, we'll kill them
Right now
I just want to get them out of there and get the coin
Mr. Kerew? How did you get out of jail?
Who is it?
It's all right. It's us. Your lawyers
Shalimar
That's right. Shalimar
What is Mr. Lyons doing?
He's going to the bathroom. He's gotta go real bad
And I told him, if you gotta go, you gotta go
Go
Wally?
Yeah, don't worry about me
You go on without me! I'll catch up later
When you gotta go, you gotta go, you know?
Not everybody can stand around and wait
Just go! Don't worry about me, okay?
I'll catch up with you later! Do you hear me?
Sure. I hear you fine
You snuck up on me. Damn you
You're close enough now. You can read my lips
Yes, I can
Guess who I ran into today?
Who?
The killers
The, uh, kidders?
Where did you learn to lip-read, underwater?
The "killers," Mr. Lyons. The killers
May I have the coin, Mr. Kerew?
What coin are we talking about?
They may not know they have it
Excuse me. Let's see if I can find it
I don't know what you're looking for
but it's a little to the right
Oh...
Here it is
Here what is?
It's a rare gold coin, Mr. Kerew
Very valuable
Mr. Scotto put it in your cigar box before he passed away
You mean I've had it all the time?
Well, now what?
Well, You know how I feel
Can we go now?
I'll call our employer and find out
Say, my man...
Mr. Kerew, not so fast
I wanted to know
you make a lot of money in this line of work?
Yes, Mr. Sutherland, we have them both. And the coin
Well, yes, actually I do
Ok
But there's no unions or benefits
That's right
What time do you land?
I'll return tomorrow morning at approximately 8:37
All right. We'll go to Great Gorge and we'll wait for your call
But we have to leave the country tomorrow morning
Don't worry, my dear. Everything's arranged
All right, Mr. Sutherland. Goodbye
Sort of like a picky person. Ha, ha
What's it to be?
I'll wait in the car
No, meet me behind the diner
Goodbye, Mr. Lyons
I hope I bump into you again
I don't think so
See, I'll be leaving the country
and you'll be dead
Dead? I thought you weren't gonna kill us
Afraid not. Goodbye
Wait. Wait a second
Don't we get a last request?
What would you like?
Would you scratch my nose for me?
You're a very sick woman
Thank you
Mr. Kerew. what would you like?
I suppose a fuck is out of the question?
I'm afraid so
Goodbye
Let's go, gentlemen
We don't know nothing about no gold coin
Why do you gotta kill us?
Because you're both witnesses
I don't understand this
Why are we making it easier for you?
Why don't you just do it here?
Why in an alley?
Why don't you kill us right here?
Fine
Big mouth
Wait. We won't talk. I promise
Please, don't do this
Dave, stop the begging, man
We gotta go out with dignity
All I want to know is, what time is it?
Did you say what time is it?
Yes, I did. What time is it?
Your time is up, Mr. Kerew
If I have to die
I want my friend to tell me what time it is
Oh. What time it is?
It's 3:00
Not yet. Not yet. It's 12...Wait
It's 10:00 now. Wait, 12:00.
- Make up your mind! - It's 12:00
-It is not 12:00. It's 11: 15. -It's 12:00
It's about time
Quick! This way. This way
Careful. Narrow. Narrow
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Other way
Hurry, Wally! Come on, Wally
Where we going?
This way
What's up?
Get behind this car. There's a car. Watch your knees
What's up?
Policemen have set up a barricade
This is running. Anybody in it?
This is a squad car. Wally
I know that. Is anyone in it?
Wally, I can't do this
Yes, you can. come on
Wally, my hands are cuffed. I can't drive
Who said anything about you?
Right, come on. we gotta get out
Wally, we're not gonna get 10 feet
Yes, we can. Get in
Wally, you're gonna kill somebody
I got the wheel, you take the pedals
You say something?
I got the wheel, you take the pedals, Ok?
Oh, no! Forward! Wally, go forward
How am I doing?
Watch the road
If it'll make you feel better
Left
Watch out
Headquarters, this is Barricade 4
I hate when that happens
Are you stupid? You want to die?
Police emergency. Out of the car
Police? Show me your badge
This is my badge
They crashed through in a squad car
Who the hell was driving?
I think it's the blind guy
Get in the car! Open that up
Get me down Seventh Avenue, right away
Turn right! Stop
Turn right! Straight ahead
Left! Right! Straight! Left
Turn left! Turn left
Right. Right. To the right
We're going the wrong way on a one-way street
A little right
-Get on the sidewalk! -Look out
A little left. Right. Turn right
Where are you going?
These streets are bumpy
You're driving on the sidewalk
Turn left
What the fuck was that? Aah
Go on home. Your mother's looking for you
Get me close
Right, I'm trying
Left, left. I said, left!
- You said right. - I said, left
A little left! A little left
- Where am I? - Turn right! Right
Cows! Cows! Cows
We're in a warehouse, and you've just hit a cow
I think you better back up
Good, good, good. And stop. Stop
Go slowly to your left and try to stay off the sidewalk
Turn right. Turn right
I just ripped my good pants
I can take the wheel now. Wally
Slide over me
Wally, I can't... Wally
Wally
I can't see
Wally, I can't see
I can't see either
Wally, I can't drive if you don't push the seat back
I'm stuck
Push the seat back
Find the lever and push the seat back
I've got it
What happened?
We had a very close call
Thank you
Wally, I can't see
Move your hands. I can't see
OK
I'll get that son of a bitch now
Is there somebody shooting at us?
I didn't hear anything
Wally! Left
My nuts
Left
You're mashing my nuts! Ah
Brakes! Wally, put on the brakes
Where are we?
I think we're floating towards New Jersey
No shit. I got relatives in Jersey
How nice for you
You could read her lips, right?
Yes, I could
What did she say?
She said, "I'll give it to you tomorrow
We'll go to Grace George in the...
...morning and wait for your call"
Then she said
"We have to leave the country tomorrow"
Okay
We have to find this Grace George...
...and wait for them to show up. Are you with me?
Am I with you? Of course
You've earned my trust, Wally
You're always watching out for me
And you never get me into trouble
Sometimes life is a little boring with you
but that's a small price to pay...
...for such a wonderful friendship
That's a sweet thing you just said
Do you mean everything ou just said?
I'll tell you exactly how I feel in just a minute or two
Right now I'm a little overwhelmed...
...by the stink of the 7000 tons...
...of garbage that you drove me into
Is that what it is?
I thought you let one go
That's why I didn't say nothing
That was kind of you. Thank you
2286, this is Dispatch. What is your location?
2286, please respond. Over
Can you please hurry? We have to bury the car
Ou, ou!
Je... Jesus! Be careful, will you?
Take it easy. Take it easy
You kown, I'm doing damn good for a blind man
What'd you say?
I said, I'm doing damn good for a...
You know what, I'm getting tired of this deaf shit
You can't hear anything I say
even if I scream in your ear?
I don't know. I've never tried it
Really?
No. It seems crazy, after all these years
but I've never done that before
I would like you to. Go ahead, Wally
I want you to. Let's give it a try
Dave?
I want you to listen to me
I'm going to try. Open up them pores, OK?
Be responsive to what I'm going to say
I want you to hear me. OK?
Shazam! Can you hear me?
Oh!
What?
Wally
What?
Wally
What?
Jesus! I heard something
- Yes. - I heard your voice
You heard me?
Wally, I heard your voice
You can hear me, Dave
What?
You can hear me
No, schmuck! I'm deaf. Now do you get it?
I'm not a crybaby
Hmph! You are a crybaby
Well, guess what you are
A blind, egotistical asshole who denies he can't see shit
Denies? You're the one who denies! This is you, right?
"I'm not deaf. I can read lips
Don't call me a deaf person"
Well, fuck it. I'm blind! You hear me?
Because some asshole drunk-drived me into a fire hydrant
and I'm blind for life
He gets six months' suspended sentence
But fuck it. I'm not gonna worry about him
Fuck him
You swear a lot
You're fucking-A right
Fucking-A! Something bothers you, fuck it
Your wife leaves you, fuck her
Boss fires you, fuck him
Hey, fuck it. Fuck them. Fuck it, right?
You're fucking right
That's right
You know that it's a blessing to be able to do that?
I can't do it
You're a lucky guy. I can't do it
Well, fucking change
Fuck
Easy for you to say
It's not easy for me to say. I'm blind
You're blind
But when you walk down the street
people want to touch you
When you're deaf, they don't wanna
They might catch something
Like you're some kind of leper
We're being bitter, aren't we?
I accept what I can do and what I can't do
I don't think running around catching vicious
scum killers is something you and I...
...are the best-equipped people in the world at doing
Bullshit! You're an actor
If you don't tell anyone you're deaf or I'm blind
we can do anything. I guarantee it
You guarantee it?
Right. And if you won't help me
I'll do it fucking alone
because I don't need you or anyone else
Well, OK. Well, now I get the point
Excusez-moi, Monsieur Hot-Shit
I'll just go have a nice hot bath...
...and a cocktail before dinner
Wait, Dave. We ought to cool out a little bit
Have a nice day
Just keep our heads
I figure me and you, we know a lot. Dave! Ah
Goddamn it! Dave! Dave
How in the fuck do you expect me to get out of this shit?
Dave! Shit's cold
Come back! We have to bury the car
There are steps coming up. Three steps. And, one
Oh, No. back, back. Back, Wally. back
And turn. And one, two, three
And turn. Very good. That's lovely
And go. And we go
Hello?
Collect call from Earvin Johnson
Will you accept the charges?
Yes, operator
Hi, guess who
Just tell me you're all right
I'm great. I wish you were here with your car
You could bring lots of money
a couple of beers if possible, probably cold
I need a racing form and binoculars
Where are you?
A little motel on the interstate
about five miles west of the George Washington
Headquarters, this is Steely. Over
She's going into Room 18
Now. Now. Oh
That's a hell of a place to park
She's checked into Room 18
Where?
Over here. Right here
Let me have that
This is the police. You are surrounded
All right, jokers
you got 10 seconds to come out with your hands up
Ten
nine
eight
seven...
six...
She said she was 18
Five...
four
The county is really cracking down
three...
Two
one
All right, let's go
Goddamn them
Take it easy, we'll find them
Search the entire area. They gotta be around here someplace
Come on
For chrissakes, how far could they get?
An all-cars alert
Sergeant Keller, I need every man you can spare
to surround the area and comb the hills
Damn those guys
I'll get them. I'm gonna get them
We gotta cover every road
Your men have to be aware that...
...this s a number-one-priority manhunt
Dave, meet my sister, Adele
Adele, this is my dear friend, David
How do you do?
There she is. Careful, your knees
First thing we do is find a phone book
Look up this lady, "Grace George"
Then we get the coin
they come look for us and we wait with the police
There can't be many Grace Georges
You mean the resort?
No, the person they're giving the coin to
Great Gorge is a big resort in Vernon Valley
How do you know that?
I almost got married there
I think David got things a little mixed up
What did she say?
She said she thinks you're an asshole
I'm sorry, sir. We're fully booked
Come on, you gotta have something
Sorry, sir. we're fully booked
I'm xxx sorry, but everything is taken by the medical convention
We have people coming here from all over the world
I don't have anything
What about cancellations?
She doesn't have any rooms?
I don't wanna take my wife to a motel
We're supposed to hold these till midnight
I have a couple from London, a doctor from Sweden
and a doctor from Germany who still haven't arrived
Tell you what, if none of these people show up by 10:00
I'll let their rooms go. But you have to wait till 10, all right?
All right. Thank you. Can we go to the bar?
Yes, of course
Sorry I couldn't help you
Hi, I'm blind
Could you show me where the ladies' room is?
Oh, sure, it's right over...
Oh, pfft, sorry, I'll show you. Give me your hand
No, wait. The other one. Here we go
Thank you so much
You're Dr. Johannson from Sweden
Johannson from Sweden
xxx, xxx
I'm from Sweden
Can I help you, gentlemen?
I'm from Sweden
Oh. You must be Dr. Johannson
Yo, Johannson from Sweden
I'm a Swede, and you're a sweetie
Thank you. Uh... And you must be?
I'm Dr. Kesselbaum
Uh, you mean Kesselring?
Kesselring! Right. I forget my own name next
You kown, you are one of the most...
...beautiful women I've ever seen
There you are
You move so fast, like a little hummingbird. Just:
You're a little sneaker. You got wings like Mercury
You're such a nice...
Oh! There he is again. You're gonna rub it off
A little lunch you had left over
Here you are
Danke
We thought you might not make it
You had trouble with your visa?
Then suddenly they accepted0 American Express. Go figure
We don't go home without it, I'll tell you that
Oh...
Uh, here, why don't you fill these out?
Thank you
Here you are, doctor
I got mine and you got yours
We're out of double rooms. I saved you a suite with two queens
Well, get them fellas out of there
We want to get some sleep. Right, doctor?
Here we go. Oh, here's your key
Thank you
Come, doctor, we gotta get some sleep now. Make some Z's
I hope you don't snore. I'll send you back to Germany
That's better than Philadelphia
Good thing the girl remembered the sister
Put out an APB on that convertible
Where can they be? They couldn't have gotten far
Who knows with these guys?
Eh
I'm telling you, these guys are getting to me
Take it easy, Emile. Take it easy
Don't those state cops have anything?
Jesus, I have 28 years on the force, a wife and five kids
A blind guy and a deaf guy are making me look like an asshole
That's the truth
Huh?
Sam 1, over
I think it's them
Nuts
What is it?
They just went behind some trees
There, there! Yes, it's them
They're going into the building
Tell him to hurry. This isn't easy
Hey, hey, hey
Hold it steady. This isn't easy
I know where the coin is, but he's in the room. Get him out
I'll get him out of there. You just get the coin
Adele, wait! I need some money
I might have to buy somebody
You all right, Dave?
Oh. Trouble
Hey, give me Room 49, please. Hurry
Yes
What?
I told him I had enough trouble with two-wheel drive
I hate this
All right
it's not the end of the world, it's just an accident
You're damaged, I'm damaged
Remove your car from my bumper...
No, no, no, you kown, he'll kill me
My husband is an insurance man
Can you imagine if I didn't file a claim?
That's not my problem. I'm in a hurry, please
Wait a minute. I got my card here
Don't get excited. I know I have it
Oh
Thank you for helping me
That's okay. That's why we're here
I must have left my keys on the dining-room table
Want me to wait?
No, no, no. I've gotta go to bed
I had a humungous breakfast. Made me tired
I got three postcards and I registered for the bingo
That's a lot for one day
Yeah, well, you take care of yourself
You too. Bye-bye
I'm right here
Good
You'll warn me if anyone comes?
I'll yell my head off
Nobody's gonna come. Just get the coin
You sure you put him in 357? Maybe he switched rooms
No. It's not possible
Oh, shit
There are no other rooms, Dr. Cornfeld
I have nothing to switch to
Oh, there he is! Dr. Johannson
Dr. Johannson
You! Where have you been, doctor?
I've come to pick you up
Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear
Too heavy...
Did you get lost, Dr. Johannson?
"Yo-hannson." How soon we forget
The seminar's beginning
We don't want to start without the main performer
Great. I'll wait here for him. When he comes, I'll be down...
Always joking. I had no idea you were this much fun
Kirgo?
I'd like to introduce our panel
four eminent specialists in their field:
Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology
Dr. Harold Orlow, pathology
Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmology
And in his first visit to the U.S.
the eminent Swedish gynecologist, Dr. Conrad Johannson
Yo
Hold it right there
Get away from that table or I'll blow your brains out
Move! Move
All right, get them up
Come on. Hands over your head
Both! Both of them
You're good
You're real good.
This is the best relationship...
...I've had with a woman in eight years
So long, sweetheart. Another time, another place
we might've had a chance
You will write, won't you?
Dr. Johannson, my question is for you
In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women
you attribute increased sexual appetite
to a lactose-restricted diet
Now, I know you're modest
but I really must insist on pinning you down here
Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial
to geriatric sexuality?
Oh, boy
Well, some of my patients prefer walking
Some prefer bicycling.
But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction
most of them like fucking
You know, punta, punta, punta
I like it myself. you kown?
One in the morning and late at night
Put everything back in your purse...
...and you can move your vehicle
But if he leaves me
what is gonna happen to me and the twins?
I don't know anybody
People never treat me as nicely as you do
I've been extremely rude
I'm just gonna leave you now
No, you must move...
Get out of your way. It's against my car. Look...
Kirgo
Where the hell were you?
I'm sorry, there was an accident
This woman rammed into our Spider
It was all very simple till she made it very complicated
But why can't you give me numbers?
Why are you being so evasive?
Oh
What is it?
Shooting pains in my head
My eyes! Oh, boy, it's a bummer
I can't see. Take me to my room
Johannson, let me have a look
Look at what? Don't look
Come on
Get your hands off of me
Stop acting like a baby
I'm a doctor. Let me have a peek
Don't touch that head
Whatever you do, don't you touch it
Who are you, sir?
Fine, thank you. Now just relax
Everything's gonna be all right. I'm right here.
Oh, my goodness. I thought you'd never come
Do you know what's wrong?
Of course I know what's happened
This is called "Blindness Hystericus"
Oh, my God
Sometimes it comes just like that
How do you treat it?
The left and right brain are having a fight with each other
You gotta distract them for a minute
Now, Dr. Johannson
how many fingers am I holding up...
...in front of your eyes right now?
Three
Good. that's pretty good, considering that he's blind
Now, doctor, I want you to just relax
Take it easy and you tell me the...
...first thing that pops into your brain
Pussy
It's amazing! This man is cured
Come on, doctor, Come on
we gotta take a walk, get the heart pumping
and then it's gonna be all brand-new
Come on, doctor. That's it. Easy
Where's Adele?
I don't know. She's not in the room
See, if he gets too excited, it comes right back
Gently. Take it easy, doctor. This guy's blind as a bat
Oh! Watch your step. What's the matter with you?
Good night, good night
You got a Lyons and Kerew registered here?
I'll check, sir. I'm sorry, we have no one...
One guy's blind, the other's deaf. Are you sure?
I just checked
If I brought in some pictures, could you identify them?
I'll try
Do you have a security officer?
Right behind you
Single file. Single file
OK, take it easy. Take it easy
Excuse me. Where's the little red Alfa?
They just took off
Who?
Oh, three of them. A lady with great legs
an English guy and a black woman
My God. My sister
Hey, um, the man, he asked me to give this to you
"If you wanna see the girl
bring the coin to the house with 1000 windows." Route 104
Is this a joke?
No, that's the Sutherland Estate
I hope you have an invitation
He's got some mean dogs up there
Dogs?
Yeah, Dobermans. They're killers
Do you have our keys with you?
Yeah
Would you do me a favor?
Sure
If we're not back in 30 minutes, call the police
Police?
New York Police Department
Ask for Captain Braddock. come on boy
And tell him...
Sorry, sorry Wally
Tell him Lyons and Kerew are at the Sutherland Estate
The house is all glass, and it's on huge rocks
My sister?
Nothing yet, Wally
There's a lot of land here
There
What?
It's a greenhouse. There she is, Wally
Is she all right?
I think so
And there are the dogs. Three of them
Now they're leaving
They're going. Looks like they're locking the door
Now they're going back to the main house
She's gonna be all alone in about two minutes
You all clear on the plan?
Clear as a bell
I'm gonna go water the plants, if you don't mind
Hey, you sure there's only three dogs?
xxx
The parking brake has been released
Yeah, just the three of them
I don't see what could go wrong
You hear that, Dave? Better check the brake
Wally
Dave?
Wally, I'm in trouble
Pull out, Dave
The parking brake has been released
Where are you, Dave?
Dave, I can't...
The parking brake has...
Dave.
Dave?
Talk to me, Dave
Dave
Dave! Speak to me
Dave
Dave! Talk to me
Talk to me, Dave
I can hear the car, but I can't hear you
Dave! I can't see you, Dave. Unh
Thank you
Dave? Dave
Oh, Dave. My God, Dave, what have I done this time?
Dave? Oh, shit! Dave! Oh
My God, Dave
Dave, you say something? Talk to me
I can't see your lips. What are you saying?
Dave, can you see them now?
Yeah. Heh. There you are
What are you saying?
I'm saying...
I think it's over
I didn't just fuck my life up today
I dragged my sister into this shit
Damn near got her killed
And I hurt you
I just want to say I'm sorry, Dave
Don't back out on me, Wolly
Dave, I've been running on fumes most of my life
and today I realized for the first time:
I'm full of shit
Well, that's true
But this morning
I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection
Now, that doesn't happen every day
That's true
The man's got a point
We'll get her out, Wally
We'll get her out
I think we're in over our heads
Nobody ever thought we would get this far
Don't back out on me now
I can't
You can
We can, I promise. We can
What if we can't?
Fuck it
Damn you. I created a monster
Where's the girl?
In the greenhouse where they can see her
Good
And when can we expect our two distinguished guests?
They should be arriving at any moment
Do they...have the coin?
Yes, they have the coin
Wonderful.
What do you think of that?
Lot of trouble over a piece of gold
I don't know what this is, but it's not gold
Gold doesn't chip and peel like this
Doesn't matter, as long as they want it real bad
Real bad, hold on to it in case anything happens to me
Nothing's gonna happen to you
Good. Glad to find that out. Ready?
Ready
OK, Wally. Start counting
One...
two, three, four, five...
Sixteen, seventeen...
There's a dog
No
No. There's an alarm! No, no, no, Dave
Shh
So far, so good
Almost. There
Now, what's all the fuss about?
Well, I was gonna mention the alarm
but something else came up
Who is it?
I was so hoping you'd show up
Oh, sorry about the flowers
You like roses, huh?
xxx
That's enough, Herman. It's all right
Just keep your gun pointed on him
I'll check if he has the coin
Hands over your head, Mr. Lyons. Remember?
Turn around
Careful. You remember what happened last time
xxx May I have a cigarette?
Hit her! Hit her, Dave! Smack her
Hit her! Hit her, Dave! What's...?
Hit her
Jesus
I grew up with brothers. Let's get out of here
Back up. You have to run up that log
I don't have that many brothers
Oh
David
Get out of here
I don't want to leave you
Go on, get out of here
Wally's just on top of that hill
Go on! Get out of here. Get out
Jump! Get the police
Here's the blind one
Come in, Mr. Kerew. I'm delighted to see you
I'm delighted see you too
So you're the fat fuck that runs this show
Beautifully put, Mr. Kerew
You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart
The xxx coin?
Yes. It's in my pocket
May I have it, please?
Why bother with a phony coin?
You're quite right, Mr. Kerew, it's a phony
A magnificent phony. May I have it, please?
Mind telling me what I've been running
around risking my life for?
A superconductor
A room-temperature superconductor
It may be the most valuable material in this world
Imagine electric cable the size of that coin
that could light up an entire city
But you told me it was a gold coin
Making it look like a coin was just a...
...handy way to get it out of Washington
after I'd arranged to borrow a small sample
xxx I'm currently pointing a gun at your head
Under the circumstances
you and I should renegotiate our contract, don't you?
Yes, I do. I agree with you completely
What would you say to...
one third of $8 million?
Would you say that's fair?
Yes, I'd say that that's extremely...
What just happened?
I turned out the lights, just for a moment
Just long enough to gain the advantage
I get the feeling...
...I'm not the only blind person in this room xxx
You have great intuition, Mr. Kerew
I also suspect you have excellent hearing, like myself
A few sounds were all I needed to lock in on poor Mr. Kirgo
It's too bad. I liked him. He was a gentleman
I can't see, but I bet you're not crying
Nor can I see your face, Mr. Kerew
yet I can hear you stoop down to find Kirgo's pistol
Am I right, sir?
Must I put a bullet through you to prove it?
Oh, no. You're a gentleman
Get him
One murder a day is enough for you. well?
Did I hear something drop, Mr. Kerew?
Mr. Sutherland?
Perfect timing. Come in, my dear
I've brought the other one
xxx
Wally
Are you all right?
You're very quiet, Mr. Kerew. Suddenly gone shy, have we?
Adele got away. Wally. The police will be here any minute
You'd better tell me what happened to Mr. Kirgo
Mr. Sutherland
Certainly, my dear
Mr. Kirgo decided to renegotiate his contract
and he put a pistol to my head
Eve, we've been associated for five years
I want you to know, I have no intention of killing you
So don't be frightened, dear. Please, don't do anything rash
Oh. No, I wouldn't do that
You know I trust you, Mr. Sutherland
But what are your intentions?
To leave the country as soon as Raoul sets my helicopter down
I invite you to come along
Rio can be captivating this time of year
Just pick up the gold coin
I believe is on the floor in front of you
I don't see it
Good
Look in Mr. Kirgo's left hand
I think he may be holding it for us
Did you find it, my dear?
Yes. Yes, I found it
Would you hand it to me, please?
May I ask what my share might be?
One...
half
of 8 million dolars
Would you say that's fair?
Yes. Yes, I think that's very fair
Dave! What's going on?
Dave?
Dave? What just happened?
Mr. Sutherland is no longer with us
Dave? Dave
I'm right here, Wally
I hear the sirens. The police will be here soon
If you drop that pistol now
you'll probably make license plates for a couple of years
I'll even wait for you, if you want
Thanks. That's real sweet
But, you see, you're the ones they're looking for
not me
So if I get on that helicopter with the coin
I get out of here squeaky clean
You're too tall for me anyway
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lock you in
Sorry
Damn, she smells good
I hear jail ain't so bad, anyway, if you like it up the butt
I'm over here, Wally
Over where, Dave?
Dave? Dave? Da...
Shit, who the hell I'm talking to? He can't hear me
She's running to the helicopter
Nice air conditioning she made, huh?
You ever want to be in the circus, Wally?
No, afraid of heights
Would you give me your jacket, please?
What? my jacket?
There we go. This should be fun. Ready?
We're not up high, are we?
No, no, just a few feet off the ground
Ready, and...
I'm ready
Go
Oh
I just knocked over a tree. You said we wasn't up high
It's fine. Wally
I'll kill you, you fuck
Why you telling me we're not up in the air?
What do you mean we're not up in the air?
Get ready
You said we wasn't up in the air
Get ready. Bomb-bay doors open
Raoul
Raoul! Start it up
Get ready to fire one
xxx you
And fire one
Fire two
xxx
What? Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?
I don't know, Im xxx
but I learnt this at the Braille Institute
They told us to feel around and see what's happening
Stop that! Get your hands off of me
xxx
Hold it! Hold it right there
I said hold it, or I'll throw your brains out
I'll throw this knife through your brain
Freeze
Do as I say, or you're a dead man
Turn around
Face front
That's better. Now put your hands over your head
Come on, get them up
Get your hands up
Oh, you do speak English. Come on over here
Get your ass over here
Quickly, quickly
Slowly
Come on, come on
Not now, Wally, I'm busy
Come on, keep coming, you funny little turd
Hey, Tarzan, turn around and take a look
When did you guys get here?
I sure was worried about you two
It's all over
Oh. Goodbye, Captain Braddock
Captain Braddock, you're a dickhead
You son of a bitch
No, no, no, captain. no, captain
I got a surprise for you
NO, you can't do that
Let me go. I know the law. I get to shoot them
No, you can't
What do you mean I can't shoot them?
Captain, we got the real killer. We got the real killer. Come on
What are you telling me, I can't shoot them?
No, sir, I'm afraid you can't. Come on
We went to all this trouble to catch them
and now I can't shoot them?
It's time to go. Come on
I want to shoot them
No, no, no. We'll get a nice hot chocolate
Why can't I shoot them?
We had a damn good time, didn't we?
Yeah
Lot of nice memories
You knwn Wally
There's something I've been wanting to do since the day I met you
That was two days ago
That's right
Well, there's something I've wanted to give you
Dave, you don't have to give me anything
xxx You're a real nice guy, you kown xxx?
But I want to give it to you
Oh Dave, please, listen to me
I have a lot of love for you
Thank you
So tell me, how does it feel to be handicapped?
I always wanted to ask you that
I'm not handicapped. I have you