献给那些太他妈忙的人 For those of you who were too fucking busy,
以下是《无耻家庭》上周剧情提要 this is what happened last week on Shameless.
我打算把孩子送给别人领养 I'm gonna give the baby up for adoption.
如果可以买卖婴儿 If there's a market for babies out there,
我肯定能做垄断巨头 I'm gonna corner my share.
其实 我也有权力 I'd kind of like to have a say
决定孩子未来的命运 in where this kid might end up.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
给我的儿子们寄钱 Sending cash to my sons.
弗兰克一毛都没有 Frank gets none.
我那些操蛋的兄弟们 My fucking brothers?!
那个贱人 That bitch!
弗兰克和莫妮卡·加拉格夫妇驾到 Presenting Frank and Monica Gallagher!
我操 Holy shit.
莫妮卡回来时间一长 跟弗兰克亲热够了 Monica comes home long enough to reunite with Frank,
肚子被搞大 然后一拍两散 gets knocked up with another kid and then splits.
你看起来很好 莫妮 又开始嗑药了吗 You look good, Moni. You back on your meds?
我不是躁郁症患者 I am not bipolar.
她回来做的第一件事 First thing she did--
就是责怪我把利普踢出门 bust my balls for kicking Lip out.
要么上学要么滚蛋 你在干什么 School or leave! What are you doing?
我不会回去上学的 所以 I'm not going back to school, so...
我大概只能滚蛋了 I guess that means I'm leaving.
你要住多久 How long do you need to stay?
等我振作起来就走 Just till I'm back on my feet.
她会直接抓狂 It'll piss her off so much,
瞬间冲到你家门口 she'll be back at your doorstep in a heartbeat.
把他赶出来 Throw him out.
你不必一直辛苦照顾每个人 菲奥娜 You don't always have to be responsible for everyone, Fiona.
-你说什么 -莫妮卡回来了 好好享受吧 - Excuse me? - Monica's back. Enjoy it.
我回来了 你无需再事必躬亲 I'm here. Doesn't all have to fall on you.
我根本不爱她 I'm not in love with her,
可只要一想到甩了她 but I shit myself every time I think about
她爸会怎么整我 我就怂了 what her dad would do if dumped her.
她也不爱你 She doesn't love you, either.
她有另外的心上人 She's got this other guy--
一个叫马科的 a Marco somebody.
我要把他偷渡到美国来 给她一个惊喜 I'm importing him to the States; I'm gonna surprise her.
然后你就解脱了吧 Leaving you free and clear.
那如果他来了 我就可以跟你复合 So when he gets in, so do I. Deal.
不得不说 他真是 Can't say he hasn't been
挖空了心思要赢回你芳心 working his fin ass off trying to win you back.
你从哪儿弄来的啊 Where the hell did you get all that?
我找到的 I found it!
松鼠过冬基金呢 Where's the Squirrel Fund?
松鼠过冬基金是什么玩意儿 What the hell's a Squirrel Fund?
在这个家你要学会的首要准则就是 The first rule you learn in this house,
你他妈要把钱藏好 you hide the goddamn money!
你答应过我的 You promised me.
起来呀 Get out of bed!
起来呀 妈 Get out of bed, Mom!
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-一枪一个 -让我也试试 - Two for two. - Hey, give me a turn.
滚一边去 Screw you.
我也想打只鸭子 I want to shoot a duck.
拿你自己的枪打 Go get your own gun, then.
至少分我一只吧 At least give me a duck.
是我打到的 I fucking shot them.
泳池是我的 It's my pool.
枪是我老爸的 It's my dad's rifle.
你个混蛋 You're an asshole.
混蛋就混蛋 反正明儿感恩节有鸭吃 An asshole who's eating duck for Thanksgiving tomorrow.
回见 Later.
操 Dick.
莫妮卡 Monica?
妈 Mom?
你没事吧 You okay?
我好累 I'm tired.
给你做了早餐 Made you breakfast.
你都这样好些天了 It's been a few days.
是抹了花生酱的土司 It's toast with peanut butter!
我从里欧的餐馆里顺了几盒果冻 Got a few jelly packets from Leo's diner.
给你一盒怎么样 I could get you one.
妈妈现在有点不舒服 Mommy's not feeling too good right now.
奶奶还给你们买什么了 What else did Grammy buy you guys?
抱歉啦小家伙 这些都得卖掉 Oh, I'm sorry, buddy, got to sell everything.
她还是不肯出房间 She still won't get out of her room.
我想好圣诞礼物了 I know what I want for Christmas.
不是告诉过你别进去 别管她 I told you not to go up there. Leave her alone.
-那她吃什么 -我想要AR15步枪 - Well, how's she gonna eat? - An AR-15 rifle.
她饿了自然会想办法的 She'll figure it out when she gets hungry.
枪什么的没戏 And no one's buying you a rifle.
她到底怎么回事 Is something wrong with her?
都好几天不出屋了 She hasn't gotten out of bed in days.
她就那样 Just what she does.
-哪样 -小汉克就有把步枪 - What is? - Little Hank has a rifle.
小汉克是狼窝里长大的 Little Hank's being raised by wolves.
老妈有躁郁症[同两极] 小黛 Mom's bipolar, Debs.
像南极和北极吗 Like the North and the South Pole?
-差不多 -我们能为她做点什么 - Sort of. - Well, what can we do to help?
什么都做不了 等她自己好吧 Not much. Just wait it out.
要多久 For how long?
等她振作起来就好了 Till she snaps out of it.
也不是第一次了 Which she always does.
时间是良药 It just takes time.
我好希望利普在这儿 I wish Lip were here.
你应该给他打个电话 You should call him.
他总是有办法 He'll know what to do.
我说了 没什么可做的 小黛 There's nothing to do, Debs.
顺其自然吧 It is what it is.
我去看看能不能把她弄起来 Well... I'll see if I can get her up.
伊恩 别 Ian, don't...
嘿 莫妮卡 Hey, Monica.
我今晚还想去那家酒吧 I want to go back to that bar tonight.
上次你带我去的那个 You know, the one you took me to?
陪我去好吗 Will you go with me?
来嘛 肯定很好玩 Come on, it'll be fun.
你就穿着那件紫色上衣去 You could wear that purple shirt.
拜托 莫妮卡 Come on, Monica.
想喝咖啡吗 Here, you want some coffee?
乖儿子 妈妈想静一静 Honey, Mom needs to rest.
吃点嘛 Please?
那好吧 All right.
抑郁症是遗传病 Depression is hereditary.
我靠 Holy shit!
查查鲁格10/22小口径战术步枪 Look up the 10/22 ruger target tactical rifle.
一边去 你昨天都用一晚上了 Get away from me. You had your turn all last night.
杰拉尔多 我是菲奥娜·加拉格 Geraldo, it's Fiona Gallaher.
-我想问问 -别烦我 - Was just wondering if you... - Get away from me!
你需不需要人手 have any extra shifts available?
她起来了吗 Did she get up?
稍等一下 杰拉尔多 Uh, hang on a sec, Geraldo.
你去帮我把泳池拆了 Hey, I need you to take the pool down--
又有流浪汉在里面洗澡 there's homeless guy's bathing in it again.
不行 我要去打工 I can't. Got to get to work.
靠 对不起 干什么都行 Shit. Uh, sorry. Anything would be great--
清洁 前台 有什么我干什么 cleaning, front desk, whatever you got.
我想我患上抑郁症了 I think I'm depressed.
我最近总是萎靡不振的 I've been feeling kind of funky lately.
那是经期到来的前兆 Means you're gonna get your period soon.
是吗 It does?
经期不要穿白色的衣服 不然就糟了 Don't wear white for a while. That sucks.
好的 有空缺随时找我 All right, will you keep my name on the list?
谢谢 杰拉尔多 Thanks, Geraldo.
早安 各位 Hello, my tribe.
爸爸 我就要来月经了 Daddy! I'm gonna get my period soon.
我现在没空听这个 小黛 No time for that now, Debs.
我把车修好了 I fixed the Buick!
跟新的一样 It's good as new!
你们老妈在楼上吗 Is, uh... is your mother upstairs?
别给她喝酒 Don't be getting her drunk--
那样情况只会更糟 it only makes things worse.
网上说 抑郁是经期的症状 It says depression is a symptom of menses.
小黛 把电脑上的东西都格式化 Debs, wipe the memory on the computer.
拿到山姆先生那里当掉 Take it down to Mr. Sam's Pawnshop.
看看能当多少钱 See how much you can get for it.
什么 不要 What? No.
-我的游戏机呢 -全都卖掉 - My X-box, too? - Everything.
这些都是奶奶给我们买的 Grammy bought us that stuff.
那又怎样 莫妮卡把过冬基金都偷走了 Yeah? Well, we have no money since Monica stole the Squirrel Fund,
我们要吃饭的 and we need to eat!
利普明天回来过感恩节吗 Is Lip coming home for Thanksgiving tomorrow?
不知道 I don't know.
快点出门 回来的时候把泳池拆了 Now, go. And when you get back, take the pool down
免得里面结冰破掉 before it freezes and cracks.
我不知道怎么弄 I don't know how!
试试就知道 没多难 You'll figure it out, it's not that hard.
利普呢 Lip?
快走 Go.
莫妮卡 快起来 Monica, get up.
我们出去转转 We're going on a road trip.
-不要 不要 -我们去找克雷顿 - No. No. - We're gonna go see Clayton.
-莫妮 -不要 - Moni... - No!
别窝在这里了 Back out of the rabbit hole.
快 起来 Come on... Up!
走着 Up you go!
我需要你帮忙 I need your help.
记得吗 我对你说过我老妈死前 Remember, I told you my mother mailed all her money
把所有钱都寄给我兄弟了 to my brothers before she died?
弗兰克 别烦我 Frank, leave me alone.
那钱是我的 Well, that's my money.
是我应得的 I deserve it.
是我给她送的终 I was with her on her death bed.
住院费是我付的 I paid the hospital bills
丧礼也是我打点的 and made the funeral arrangements.
都有点儿臭了 A little ripe there.
我要给你好好洗个澡 We better get you in the shower.
不要 弗兰克 拜托 No, Frank, please...
亲爱的 我需要你对克雷顿施美人计 Honey, I need you to work your feminine wiles on Clayton.
他一直都对你有意思 He's always had a woody for you.
你要对她做什么 What are you doing with her?
把她弄出这个屋子 Getting her out of the house.
享受下阳光 补充点维他命D A little sunshine. A little vitamin D.
-她需要吃药 -我是她老公 -She needs to go back on her meds. -I'm her husband.
我想我知道她最需要什么 I think I know what's best.
准备好了吗 Okay, you ready?
洗澡的时候不能躺下 You can't lie down in the shower.
尿完后不许拿厕纸擦你的小弟弟 Also, you never use toilet paper on your dick after you take a piss.
甩干净就行 然后冲水 You tap the end, let the drops fall off, flush.
还真有当爸的样子啊 That's very fatherly. Is that really
你真的就想对他说这些 what you want to tell your kid?
要是这些话能避免他 Well, if it'll prevent him from being heckled
被人锁在衣帽间里 那当然了 in the locker room by other guys, absolutely.
为什么那对父母要你录制这么白痴的视频 Why'd the parents get you to make this stupid video anyway?
不是他们 Oh, they didn't.
我自己想出来的 I thought of it on my own.
我想传授我儿子一点生存的秘诀 I wanted to give my son some tools to survive.
嗨 我是曼迪 Hi. I'm Mandy.
我不是你亲妈 I'm not your real mom.
她压根儿不想和你扯上任何关系 She didn't want anything to do with you.
你还好意思说别人 Look who's talking.
我肚子里的还算不上是个孩子 Well, mine was barely a baby.
只是细胞什么的 Like,eight cells or something.
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
你觉得呢 What does it look like I'm doing?
不要闹了 我们得录完这个视频 Hey, come on, we need to finish the video.
你看我边给你舔鸡巴 Wouldn't it be cool if you're getting a blow job
你边跟你孩子说话 会不会很爽呢 and talking to your kid at the same time?
好吧 那就待会儿再录 Yeah,I guess we can finish the video later.
这可是我们第三次上床了 You know, this will be the third time we've been together.
通常第三次之后 Usually after the third time,
我要么就跟那人掰了要么就得确定关系 I either stop or we have to figure it out.
-确定关系 -没错 -Figure it out? -Yeah.
比如我们现在是什么关系之类的 Like, what we're doing and stuff.
我还以为我们只是玩玩呢 Well, I thought we were just hanging out.
那还是算了 Maybe we should stop.
不 不要停 N-No, I don't want to stop.
所以你要跟我确定关系了吗 So, uh, we're gonna figure it out and stuff?
当然 Absolutely.
好的 就来 Yeah, coming.
客房服务是越来越性感了 Well, room service is getting hotter.
利普在吗 Is he here?
他还住这儿 不过现在不在 Uh, not at the moment, but yes.
他都已经在你这儿好几个星期了 He's been here for weeks now
你怎么还没照我说的把他赶出去 why haven't you kicked him out like I said?
因为不是你吩咐的每件事我都要做 Because I don't do everything you tell me to do.
从什么时候开始的 Since when?
你这都不能信守诺言 How am I supposed to trust you
还怎么指望我相信你 if you don't keep your word?
我从来没答应你要赶他出去 I never said I would kick him out; in fact,
而且我让他留在这儿其实是在帮你 I was doing you a favor by letting him stay here.
是吗 因为你是个良好市民吗 Really? Because you're such an upstanding citizen?
你又让他做什么了 偷车吗 What do you have him doing? Stealing cars?
利普现在一团糟 凯伦的事让他心烦意乱 Lip's a mess. He's upset about Karen.
经常酗酒 Drinking like a fish.
他要是回家就没事了 He'll be fine once he comes home.
你究竟懂不懂青春期男孩的想法 Do you know anything about teenage boys?
你不能给他们下最后通牒 You can't give them ultimatums.
马科 Marco!
-老天啊 -他很快就到了 -Oh, my God. -Here soon!
我们去接他 We pick up!
喂 马科 马科 Yo, Marco, Marco.
你快到了 Uh, you are?
好的 行 我们马上就到 Okay, yeah, we'll be right there.
你好 菲奥娜 Oh, hola, Fiona.
听着 菲奥娜 我的意思是 Listen, here's the thing, Fiona.
我想和你在一起 I want to be with you,
但我不像那些孩子一样任凭你使唤 but I'm not one of those kids you can just boss around.
抱歉 现在我得去接我老婆的男友了 I'm sorry, now I got to go pick up my wife's boyfriend.
你还好吗 莫妮 How you doing there, Moni?
还撑得住吗 You hanging in?
想想看吧 Just think,
再过几小时我们就是有钱人了 in a few hours we're gonna be rich.
你觉得我们可以讹他多少钱 How much you think we can soak him for?
只要你施展一下魅力 Once you turn on your charm,
从克雷顿那里拿多少就拿多少 we can get whatever we want from Clayton.
我了解我的莫妮卡 I know my Monica.
可以从男人那里得到一切 Get anything from a man.
你不就偷走了我的心 Hell, you took my heart.
从克雷顿那里弄点钱就更是轻而易举了 Ah, money from Clayton will be easy.
我做不到 弗兰克 I can't, Frank.
你当然做得到 Of course you can.
有点信心[信仰] Have a little faith.
上帝不存在 There is no God.
不 不 我是说 No, no, no, I'm saying.
这个 Here.
给你点"信粉" Have a little faith.
当铺的那个山姆大叔整个就一傻逼 Mr. Sam at the pawn shop's a douche.
我用IPad跟他换鲁格枪都不答应 Wouldn't trade me an iPad for a Ruger.
没人会给你枪的 卡尔 No one's gonna let you have a gun, Carl.
小汉克就有一把 Little Hank gets to have one.
那是因为他老爸以前劫了一批军货 Because his dad hijacked a bunch of military cargo.
我们要放干池子的水了 康拉德 We got to empty the pool out, Conrad.
你们赶紧出来 You guys got to get out of here.
给 把这截管子接到托尼家的龙头上 Here, go screw this end of the hose into Tony's spigot
好把这里面的水放干 so we can siphon the water out.
又或者我们可以这么做 Or we could just do it this way.
卡尔 Carl!
明年夏天我会把它修补好的 I'll patch it up next summer.
再见 See ya.
抱歉我们毁了你的浴缸 康拉德 Sorry we ruined your bathtub,Conrad.
没关系 It's okay;
我以后去凯悦酒店前的喷泉洗 I'll go down to the fountain in front of the Hyatt.
那里还没有结冰 Hasn't frozen over yet.
你为什么不去免费的诊所洗澡呢 Can't you just shower at the free clinic?
我喜欢在浴缸里洗 I like baths.
童年的情结 A childhood thing.
怎么绷着个脸 Why the long face?
我想是因为我得了抑郁症了 I think I have depression.
遗传的 It's hereditary.
我妈也有 My mother has it.
来 过来坐坐 Well, come here, have a seat.
我可以告诉你点关于抑郁症的事 I can tell you a few things about depression.
那你能不能先把裤子穿上 Mind if you put your pants on first?
我们干嘛要在这儿等他 Why are we meeting him here?
他疑神疑鬼 觉得海关一路尾随他 Well, he's paranoid that customs might've tailed him
等他一出集装箱就将他抓获 once he finally got out of the shipping container.
-那是他吗 -艾斯缇 快出来 - Is that him? - Este, Este, get out here.
来了 来了 Yep, yep,
那应该是他 I think this is him.
这是给你的五千块 朋友 There's your five grand, my friend.
真温馨啊 That's quite a homecoming.
真爱无价 True love.
可以插个《疤面煞星》里的笑话 Insert Scarface joke here.
还好吗 How are you?
我来拿行李 Grab that...
好了 All right,
准备好了吗 you ready?
惊喜吧 Surprise.
别这样 Come on.
天啊 弗兰克 你他妈来这干嘛 Jesus, Frank, what the fuck are you doing here?
你就这样跟你挚爱的兄弟打招呼 Is that any way to greet your favorite brother?
不行 不行 你们不能进来 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You can't come in.
-弗兰克 -克雷顿 - Frank. - Oh, Clayton.
还是跟以前一样帅 Handsome as ever.
克雷顿 老妈快死的时候怎么不见你来看她 Why didn't you come by to visit Mommy when she was dying, Clayton?
因为我在她去世之后 Because I didn't even know
才知道她已经出狱了 she was out of prison until after she was dead.
一直是我一个人在照顾她 I had to take care of her all by myself.
我有点渴了 厨房是在这边吗 I'm a little thirsty, is the kitchen in here?
拜托 莫妮卡 别 Please, Monica, don't...
听说她给你和怀亚特还有杰瑞寄钱了 Heard she sent you, Wyatt and Jerry her money.
没错 是寄了一些 A few dollars, yeah.
可她却一个子儿都没留给我 Didn't leave me anything.
-你老婆在吗 -不在 - Is the wifey here? - No.
上班去了 Work.
什么声音 弗兰克 她在干嘛 What was that? Frank, what is she doing?
既然老妈临死前都是我照顾的 Seems to me it's only fair that you and I split the money
那你和我平分那笔钱应该不为过吧 since I looked after Mommy on her death bed.
我一直都想尝尝凯歌香槟的味道呢 Wow, I've always wanted to try Veuve Clicquot.
那是我们为感恩节准备的 Aw, we just bought that for Thanksgiving!
节日快乐 Happy Holidays.
好吧 你们真的该走了 Okay, really. You have to go now.
你要是不给我应得的那份就别指望我走 Not without my share of the money.
抱歉 弗兰克 我没钱给你了 I'm sorry,Frank, there's nothing for me to give you.
钱我都花完了 Okay, the money's spent.
我用那笔钱还房贷了 I used it catch up on the mortgage.
好吧 你有种 Fine, be that way.
你不给我钱是吧 You don't want to give me any money,
就让你受到良心的谴责吧 克雷顿 let it rest on your conscience, Clayton.
我先去趟洗手间 Now, I'm going to go to the bathroom,
然后就再也不来烦你了 and then we will be out of your hair for good.
好久不见了 Long time, huh?
到这儿来 Come here, you.
莫妮卡 别这样 Monica, don't do this.
怎样 Do what?
靠我这么近 Get so close to me.
就像我们以前在米斯基公园 You mean like when we did
嗑药 卖T恤的时候一样 PCP at Comiskey Park and sold T-shirts?
你当时可真有女人缘 You were quite the ladies' man then.
我不会给你钱的 I'm not gonna give you any money.
你懂的 弗兰克不拿到几千块 Well, you know Frank is not gonna leave here
是不会离开这里的 without a couple thousands.
-天啊 -那些钱会物有所值的 - Oh, my God. - So, you might as well get your money's worth.
莫妮卡 我 我不能 Monica, I-I can't.
-我以为你抵抗不了我 -对不起 - I thought you couldn't resist me. - I'm sorry.
不 不 不行 我不能 不能 No, no, no. No, I can't, I can't.
我 我已经结婚了 I-I'm married.
我有孩子 I-I have kids.
抱歉 你们必须离开 I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go.
-是吗 -怎么了 - Yeah? - What?
你在做什么 What are you doing?
亲爱的 你不能躺在这儿 Sweetheart, no, you can't lie down here.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no. No, no, no.
你在做什么 不 不 What-what are you doing? No, no, no, no.
你得起来 不能躺在这儿 You got to get up; you can't lie down.
亲爱的 亲爱的 Honey, honey...
你对她做了什么 What did you do to her?
没什么 我们就聊了聊 Nothing, we were just talking.
怎么了 Hey, what's going on?
他不想要我 He didn't want me.
没关系 That's okay.
我是个丑陋的老太婆 I'm an ugly old hag.
才不是 That is not true.
不 你很漂亮 No, you're beautiful.
他妈的 Fuck.
你真的很漂亮 You are.
我要带你回家 I'm gonna take you home.
好吗 没事的 Okay? It's okay.
我跟你没完 I'm not finished with you yet.
马科 你饿吗 Are you hungry, Marco?
我觉得他现在 Yeah, I don't think he really gives a shit
才不关心吃什么 about food right now.
好吧 All right.
宝贝儿 用力 再猛点 马科 用力
我亲爱的小荡妇 想死我了
你说得对 Probably right.
你姐姐快把我搞疯了 Your sister's driving me crazy
我不知道她怎样才会相信我 I don't know what it's gonna take for her to trust me.
再一次相信 Again.
那能怪她吗 Can you blame her?
你有另外一个家庭 You know, you have a whole other family.
一开始 你的名字是史蒂夫 First, your name was Steve,
之后变成吉米 then Jimmy.
然后你消失去了巴西 You know, you disappear to Brazil.
回来时已经结婚了 Come back married.
这样还想让她信任你 You know, it's kind of a tough way to build up trust.
尽管如此 我还是很可靠的 I really am trustworthy, though.
那就拿出你的行动来 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to do something bold to prove it.
我的"小蜜洞"是你的 Oh, my pussy for you.
宝贝儿 就是那样 Yeah, babe, like that.
好了 伙计 我得赶紧下车 All right, dude, you got to get me out of this car.
我欲火焚身了 靠边停吧 I'm getting too horned out; pull over here?
他妈的 Fuck.
你准备好回家了吗 You ready to go home yet?
你想甩掉我吗 Are you trying to get rid of me?
就随便问问 Just wondering.
没有 我已经在那个家待够了 No, you know what, I think I'm done living at home.
我喜欢靠自己生活 I like being on my own.
你说的靠自己生活 And by being on your own you mean sleeping
就是睡在我酒店房间的沙发上吗 on my couch at the Ritz?
再见 See ya.
别担心 没什么大不了的 Don't worry, this isn't too weird.
我们应该准备哪种火鸡填料呢 So, what kind of stuffing should we make?
我喜欢里面有香肠的 I like the one with sausage in it.
那就做有香肠的 Then sausage we shall have.
因为我爱你 Because I love you.
谢了 老妈 Thanks, Mom.
我永远不会做任何让你受伤难过的事 And I would never do anything to upset you or to hurt you.
好吧 Okay.
至少不会故意做 At least not on purpose.
我知道 I know.
虽然有些时候 That's not to say
我会被冲动蒙蔽了头脑 some urges might overtake me,
导致我思绪混乱 and cause me to think unclearly
做出让我非常丢脸而且尴尬的事情 and do things that I'm shamefully, shamefully embarrassed about.
是指你和乔迪睡过了的事吗 Is this about you sleeping with Jody?
什么 What?
不是 是的 No.... Yes.
也许 Maybe.
你已经知道了 You know about that?
是的 妈妈 Yeah, Mom.
亲爱的 我很抱歉 Honey, I'm so sorry.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
是个意外 It was an accident.
他的鸡巴意外滑进你的洞里了 An accident where his penis slipped into your vagina?
天啊 Oh, God.
怎么样了 Hey, what's going on?
我妈刚告诉我她上了乔迪 My mom was just telling me how she fucked Jody.
亲爱的 Sweetheart!
不是那样的 It was not like that.
干得好 希拉 Way to go, Sheila.
你知道吗 老妈 You know what, Mom?
我不在乎 I don't care.
其实我还想让你多搞他几次 In fact, I want you to screw him more.
一直跟他搞下去 Screw him all the time.
拿去吧 他是你的了 Take him, he's yours.
让他别再缠着我了 Get him off my back.
乔迪 进来 Jody, get in here!
他要进来吗 现在 He's coming in here? Now?
我有事跟你说 Hey, I need to talk to you.
怎么 你也搞我妈了 Why? You fuck my mom, too?
是啊 以其人之道还治其人之身 Yeah, payback's a bitch.
-你要生了吗 -不是 - Are you having the baby? - No.
帮她做做火鸡填料 Help her with the stuffing
或者你们一起随便做点什么 or whatever it is that you guys do together.
好吧 Oh, okay.
天啊 Jesus.
你想说什么 So, what do you want?
我想知道 I was wondering if you,
你是不是已经决定了把孩子给谁 decided on a couple to give the baby to yet.
是的 马克和塞莱斯特 Yup. Mark and Celeste.
为什么是他们 Why them?
他们给的钱最多 八千块 They gave me the most cash; eight grand.
好吧 不过我觉得 Okay, but I was thinking,
也许杰夫和阿兰娜更合适 you know, maybe Jeff and Alana.
他们才给我五千块 They only gave me, like, five.
没错 但是 Right, but,
杰夫和阿兰娜会是更好的父母 Jeff and Alana would be better parents.
如果马克和塞莱斯特出钱多 Seems unfair they should get the kid
把孩子给别人不太公平吧 if Mark and Celeste paid more.
好吧 如果你不满意的话 Fine, if you're gonna pout about it,
把手机给我 just give me your phone.
你现在就要打电话给他们吗 You're gonna call 'em now?
速战速决 Might as well get it over with.
我约了周五的剖腹产 I scheduled a C-section for Friday.
-什么 -我想赶快生出来 - What? - I want this thing out of me.
我等不了两周了 I can't wait two weeks.
见鬼 我周五就要见到小家伙了 Holy shit. I'm gonna see the little guy on Friday?
没错 只能见一下 Yep, for, like, a second.
塞莱斯特你好 我是凯伦·杰克逊 Hi, Celeste, it's Karen Jackson.
是的 我决定留下这个孩子 Yeah, I decided to keep the baby.
我无法把他给别人 很抱歉 I can't give it away, I'm so sorry.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你也是 Yeah, you, too.
再见 Bye.
下一个打给谁 Okay, where's the next number?
你好 菲奥娜 Hi, Fiona.
黛比 你真脏 Hey, Debs, you're filthy.
去洗个澡 Go take a shower.
卡尔 泳池我拆了一半 Carl, I took down half of the pool.
剩下的归你了 You have to do the rest.
估计明天我们吃不到火鸡了 Guess we're not having turkey tomorrow.
太贵了 典当的钱要用来付账单 Too expensive. Got to use pawnshop money for the bills.
不过看起来有点像火鸡 不是吗 But it kind of looks like a turkey, doesn't it?
是啊 相当不错 Yeah, it's pretty good.
这个闻起来不错 This smells good.
我要卖给西区的坎贝尔太太 I'm selling those to Mrs. Campbell over on Western.
二十块一份 20 bucks a pop.
我不再担心自己有抑郁症了 So I'm not worried I have depression anymore.
为什么 怎么了 Why, what happened?
跟我的朋友康拉德聊了聊 Talked to my friend Conrad.
他说抑郁通常隔代遗传 Says depression usually skips a generation.
康拉德是谁 Conrad?
我们泳池里的流浪汉 The homeless guy in our pool.
好吧 Okay.
即使不是隔代遗传 And even if it doesn't skip a generation,
通常发病率也只有20% it usually only runs in 20% of the family.
五分之一的机率 还可以接受 One in five-- those are okay odds.
我觉得吧 中招的应该是利普 Way I figure it, it's going to be Lip.
他已经差不多了 He's halfway there as it is.
或许你不该赶他出门的 Probably shouldn't have kicked him out.
我是利普 别说废话 留言就好 It's Lip. Don't be a douche, leave a message.
希望你知道 明天可以回家过感恩节 Hope you know you're invited for Thanksgiving tomorrow.
打给我 Call me.
爱你 Love you.
留言删除 Message deleted.
我们真诚希望你们能在里兹酒店过得愉快 We hope you enjoy your stay with us at the Ritz-Carlton.
我靠 你怎么了 老态龙钟了吗 Jesus, what are you, an old man?!
我们保证我们五星级 We're sure that our five-star...
我去 他们还没搞完 Holy shit... they're still fucking?
有时候是在打架 真心分不清楚 Sometimes it's fighting. Can't really tell the difference.
我们酒店 Our hotel...
你们也小声一点 Don't be rubbing your apple in there.
两边一起来我就什么都听不清了 I can't listen to it from both sides.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 小家伙 Hey, little guy.
我觉得我现在得完成这个了 Uh, I think I'm going to end this now
因为周五 你就要来到这个世界了 'cause you're coming into the world on Friday.
我希望能跟你单独相处一会儿 I hope I get to hang out with you for a few minutes
再把你移交给新父母 before we hand you over to your new parents.
他们一定能把你照顾得很好的 I think they're really going to take very good care of you.
我曾希望会是我和你妈来照顾你 You know, I wish it could have been us.
但是 But, um...
我们的生存环境一团糟 所以 Well, things are pretty messed up around here, so...
不管什么时候你想跟我联系 You ever want to get in touch with me though, that,
都没关系 that would be cool.
只要 照着这张苦逼脸来找 You know, just, uh, just look for this ugly mug.
要知道 我就在你身旁 You know, I'll be around.
哪儿也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
好了 放轻松 伙计 All right, take it easy, buddy.
你跟这个男人上过床了
他是我合法丈夫
我还以为再也见不到你了
说英语 马科 怎么了 English. Marco, what's going on?
我跋山涉水地来就为了这个婊子
你非要我提起你上过我姐姐的事吗
上她和上你有什么区别
那不疼吗 Wait, doesn't that fucking hurt?
什么 What?
-没什么 -利普 他们在说什么 - Nothing. - Uh, Lip, what are they saying?
我觉得他非常生气 I think he's probably pissed
因为你搞了艾斯特法尼娅 because you fucked Estefania?
-你也上过艾斯特法尼娅 -不不不 - You fucked Estefania, too? - No, no, no.
是他上过艾斯特法尼娅 He fucked Estefania.
我们是夫妻啊 Because we were married!
艾斯特法尼娅 去拿我的枪 Estefania, get my gun.
他让她去拿枪 He just told her to get his gun.
我知道 他刚说的是英语 I know, he said it in English.
别 亲爱的 别 No, Amor, no.
听她的 马科 别啊 Listen to her, Marco. No, Amor, no.
我说去拿我的枪来
等等 Wait, wait, wait,
等等等等 w-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
马科 你是个通情达理的人 Marco, you look like a reasonable man.
-我们可以想办法解决 -怎么解决 - We can work this out. - Como?
怎么解决的意思 How, man?
利普 把我包拿来 Lip, go to my bag.
好的 Okay.
去拿我的身份证 Get my, uh, I.D.
跟护照 and passport.
拿给马科 Give it to Marco.
马科你现在就是我 用我的身份 Marco, you're me now. Take my identity,
这上面是你的傻逼照 兄弟 It's your fucking picture here, man.
做个小整形 Little plastic surgery,
换个发型 就差不多了 new haircut, you'll be golden.
没错 我真觉得你们有点像 Yeah, I definitely see a resemblance.
如果艾斯特爸爸来找你 马科 And if Este's dad comes looking for you, Marco,
她仍是史蒂夫·威尔顿的人 she'll still be married to Steve Wilton,
你们会相安无事的 the two of you will be safe.
听起来是个万全之策 That sounds like a foolproof plan.
行吗 We good?
行 Yeah.
我再也不想见到你了 I never want to see you again.
可以 没问题 Yeah, not a problem.
现在 伙计 Now, man.
你他妈看什么看 The fuck you looking at, man?
-滚 滚 -那是 当然 - Out, out! - Sure, yeah, right.
我 只是要 I'm, just got to...
好的 Okay.
你这是在做什么 What the hell was that?
你说让我拿出行动的 You told me to do something bold.
嘿 小帅哥 Hey, hot stuff.
等什么呢 想进去吗 What are you waiting for? You want to go inside?
来吧 Come on.
罗杰 他跟我们是一起的 Roger, he's with us.
我喜欢红头发的男人 I like my men red.
我要叫你小姜黄 I'm gonna call you Ginger.
我很抱歉 弗兰克 I'm so sorry, Frank.
没关系 莫妮 没关系的 It's okay, Moni, it's okay.
你没必要一直道歉 You, you don't have to keep apologizing.
但我搞砸了 But I've ruined everything.
不 以后还有机会从克雷顿那儿拿到钱 No, we'll get the money from Clayton some other time.
来 听着 Here, just...
一切都 Everything's...
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be fine.
要啤酒吗 You want a beer?
我渴死了 I'm thirsty.
没人因为渴才喝啤酒 No one drinks beer because they're thirsty.
我还有另外两个兄弟可以讹钱呢 I got two more brothers we can get money from.
杰瑞很弱的 Jerry's weak.
肯定容易勾到钱 He'll roll over quick.
莫妮 Moni?
莫妮卡 莫妮卡 Monica? Monica?
莫妮卡 Monica.
莫妮卡 Monica?
你在楼梯下面做什么呢 What are you doing under the stairs?
来来 过来 从那里出来 Come on, come on now, get out from there.
莫妮卡 我们上楼 Monica, let's go upstairs.
我不想再做我自己了 I don't want to be me anymore.
初见你的面庞 The first time ever I saw your face
我见到太阳升于你的眼眸 I saw the sun rose in your eyes
明月与星辰 And the moon and stars
是你赋予黑暗与天空的礼物 were the gift you gave to the dark and the empty skies
我的爱人 my love
你赋予黑暗与天空的礼物 To the dark and the empty skies.
嘿 小姜黄 接住 Hey, Ginger, think fast.
这地方真不错 Sweet place you got.
我们公司在全国都有这种公寓 Yeah, we have company condos all over the country.
你干什么的 Hmm, what do you do?
房地产 Real estate.
我住在迈阿密 I live in Miami.
你介意我今晚睡在这里吗 You mind if I, uh, sleep here for the night?
怎么 不喜欢回家睡吗 What, you don't like it at home?
当然 我倒是没问题 Well, hey, that's no problem for me, huh?
要战第三回合吗 We can go for round three, huh?
来吧 Come on.
-抓到了 -我会搞定你的 兄弟 - Get it. - I can take you, brother.
好了 All right!
我来了 I'm coming.
谁忘了带钥匙 Who forgot their keys?
我把利普赶出去了 I kicked Lip out.
-他去哪儿了 -我不知道 - Where'd he go? - I don't know.
你不知道 You don't know?
你又没让我负责搞清他的去向 You didn't ask me to find out where he was going.
你只让我把他赶出去 You asked me to kick him out.
你说的对 对不起 You're right, I'm sorry.
-谢谢你 -不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
-他怎么样 -应该没事 要上楼吗 - How'd he take it? - Seemed fine. You want to go upstairs?
不 感谢之吻已经给你了 No, you got a thank-you kiss.
就这样吗 That's it?
你还想要什么 What were you expecting?
我能在你沙发上躺一晚上吗 Can I spend the night on your couch?
-为什么 -明天我就能在这过感恩节了 - Why? - Then I'll be here tomorrow for Thanksgiving.
谁说要邀请你了 Who said you're invited?
我把利普赶出去了 I kicked Lip out.
我拿个枕头跟毯子给你 I'll get you a pillow and blanket.
-嘿 -想我了吗 - Hey. - Missed me, huh?
有点 听我说 Yeah. Um, hey, look,
我 能在这过夜吗 is it... is it all right if I stay over tonight?
待不了半天就想见我吗 Couldn't go 12 hours without seeing me, could ya?
我打到鸭子了 I shot a duck!
那不是鸭子 That's no duck.
那是只秃鹰 That's a bald eagle.
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving.
早上好 史蒂夫 Morning, Steve.
你知道吗 小黛 正式声明 You know what, Debs? Let's make it official.
史蒂夫死了 从现在起 我是吉米 No more Steve. From now on, it's Jimmy.
好吧 不错 Okay. Cool.
-真的吗 -没错 - Really? - Yup.
敬吉米 To Jimmy!
敬吉米 吉米 To Jimmy! Jimmy!
干杯 干杯 Cheers. Cheers.
我要叫你"睡觉流口水吉米" You know, I'm gonna call you Jimmy pillow drooler.
他妈的闭嘴 我才不流呢 Shut the fuck up. I do not.
不 我对天发誓 像这样 No, I swear to God. This is you.
你干嘛呢 What are you doing over there?
你觉得呢 在给秃鹰拔毛 What's it look like? Plucking a bald eagle.
-什么 -卡尔在院子里打到的 - What? - Carl shot it in the yard.
用什么打的 With what?
-那可是犯法的 -我已经教育过他了 - That's against the law. - I already gave him a lecture.
子弹也都取出来了 And took out the bullets.
新闻说在密歇根半岛有个放生项目 It says there was a rerelease program in the Michigan peninsula.
放生了十只秃鹰 Let out ten bald eagles
都是由底特律动物园养大的 that had been raised in the Detroit Zoo into the wild.
其中一只昨晚飞到我这里了 And one of them came to me last night.
它腿上有个东西 You know, there is something on his leg.
那是追踪器 That's a tracking device.
可以追踪它在哪搭窝 That way, they can monitor where it nests.
这么说已经有人知道我们逮到它了 So, somebody knows that we have it?
有可能 Probably.
一定很疼吧 伙计 Uh, it must have hurt, huh, buddy?
一枪命中 Got him on my first shot.
网上说摘除秃鹰的追踪器是违法的 Says tampering with a bald eagle tracker is punishable by law.
解决了 Problem solved.
来 卡尔 把证据处理掉 Here, Carl, get rid of the evidence.
那这个就留到周末吃吧 Guess we can save this for the weekend.
为什么 那感恩节吃什么 Why? What are we having for Thanksgiving?
不不不不 不行 No, no, no, no, no. No.
完全符合清教徒创立感恩节的初衷 It's just like the pilgrims intended.
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving.
别 Stop it.
我没心情 I'm not in the mood.
怎么会呢 You're always in the mood.
你只管"出手"怎么样 How about a little Handy J?
不用你劳神 You don't have to do anything.
我自己全部搞定 I'll do all the work.
真是个好姑娘 That's a girl.
莫妮 你得握紧点 Moni, you got to squeeze a little.
你又得吃药了是吧 Time for you to go back on your meds, huh?
好 Okay.
我去给你拿 I'll get you some.
什么时候告诉伊恩 When should we tell Ian?
告诉他什么 Tell him what?
我们的事啊 About us?
给我滚出去 Get the hell out!
你怎么净搞加拉格家的人 曼迪 What, are you Gallagher hopping, Mandy?
老爸不是跟你们说过进来之前先敲门吗 Dad said you had to knock before you came in.
需要人载我们去买啤酒 Need someone to do a beer run.
你们两个傻逼有酒驾记录 Yeah, just cause you two retards have DUIs
别想让我给你们当司机 don't make me your personal chauffeur.
-不 我来吧 -好 - No, I'll do it. - Yeah, cool.
-没事 -谢谢 - Yeah. - Thanks.
然后我们可以在胡安的餐车上 We can go get breakfast burritos
买玉米饼当早餐 at Juan's truck after.
没想到滴油管也可以做 I didn't know you could do that with a turkey baster.
亲爱的 Oh, honey...
-弗兰克 -希拉 - Frank. - Sheila.
你在这儿干嘛 What are you doing here?
我来祝你 感恩节快乐 I came by to wish you... happy Thanksgiving!
感恩节快乐 弗兰克 Happy Thanksgiving, Frank.
他在这干什么 What the hell is he doing here?
你去哪了 Where have you been?
小希 Oh, Sheils.
我真的不想告诉你 I... I really didn't want to have to tell you this.
什么 莫妮卡回家的事 What? That Monica's back?
你听说了 You heard about that?
是的 Yes.
你生气吗 Are you... are you mad?
我不生气 I'm not, actually.
是啊 我妈和我前男友睡了 Yeah, Mom fucked my ex.
你跟利普睡了 You slept with Lip?
-不 不是 -是我 - Oh, God, no. - It was me.
-你和他睡了 -是的 - You slept with him? - Yes.
没错 Yes, I did.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
希拉 Sheila!
你怎么能这么对我 How could you do this to me?
我的心 都碎了 My heart-- it's broken.
我可能要抑郁好一阵子了 I'm probably gonna go through a lot of depression over this.
天啊 得吃点抗抑郁药 Oh, God. Could use some antidepressants.
锂 有吗 Lithium, if you've got it?
-好的 弗兰克 -天啊 - All right, okay, Frank. - God!
弗兰克 别生希拉的气 Frank, please don't be upset with Sheila.
都是我的错 It's my fault.
操 操 操 Shit! Fuck! Cock!
我是不是尿裤子了 Did I just piss myself?
你要生了 It's the baby.
宝贝 你就要生了 Honey, you're gonna have the baby!
-我去拿你的行李 -我的天呀 - I'll go get your suitcase. - Oh, my God!
我要当外婆了 I'm gonna be a grandma.
-我知道 -我太高兴了 - Yeah, I know. - This is exciting!
宝贝儿 你先坐下 Honey, do you want to sitdown.
行李拿好了 行李拿好了 I got your suitcase! I got your suitcase!
-好了 好了 -快过去 - Okay, okay. - Get it in there.
不知道 不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
我得先给你换条裤子 亲爱的 I must change your pants first, my sweetie.
谁去拿条毛巾什么的 Somebody get some towels or something.
你想换裤子吗 Do you wanna change your pants?
我们马上回来 We'll be right back.
你要点什么吗 不要算了 Want anything? Too bad.
这周末干点什么好呢 What should we do this weekends?
凯伦明天要生孩子 所以 Karen's actually having the baby tomorrow. So...
几点 What time?
完事后想去看电影吗 Want to see a movie after?
大概可以吧 I guess?
那好 Okay, cool.
曼迪 别闹 你兄弟就在那边 Mandy, come on. Your brothers are right there.
我会尽快的 I'll be fast.
说真的 他们就在20英尺远的地方 Seriously. They're, like, 20 feet away. Come on.
搞什么 What the fuck?!
快把收银机打开 快点快点 Open the fucking register! Let's go! Let's go!
曼迪 你不是说他们要买啤酒吗 Mandy, I thought you said they were getting beer.
那是委婉的说法 A euphemism.
快点 老东西 快点掏干净 Come on, old man! Let's go! Pick it all up!
老天啊 Jesus!
我操 Shit!
你要去哪 Where the hell are you going?!
快出来 We got to get out of here!
快回来 Get back in the car!
我得出去 没门 Got to get out. No fucking way!
你干完我就这么提裤子走人 You're gonna fuck me and walk away?
去死吧 Fuck you!
吃屎去吧 利普 Asshole, Lip! Eat shit.
曼迪 Mandy!
喂 Hello?
什么 她生了 Wait. She is?
天啊 好 生了 Oh, my God. All right, the baby, yeah.
好 好 我马上过去 All right, all right, I'll be right there.
塞不进多少香料啊 Didn't take much stuffing.
我们得烤多长时间呢 How long we supposed to cook it for?
火鸡的话 每磅20分钟 20 minut a pound for turkey.
感恩节我们不吃秃鹰 来 We are not having bald eagle for Thanksgiving. Here.
好大个家伙 Whoa, this thing's huge.
别客气 小家伙 You're welcome, Tiny Tim.
-那这家伙怎么办 -扔掉 - What are we supposed to do with this? - Toss it?
才不要 射中 宰了 吃掉 Hell, no. Hunt it, kill it, eat it.
猎人法则 The hunter's code.
千万不要浪费这只 There's no way we're gonna let the most sacred symbol
象征着美国自由的小肥鸟 of American freedom and individual liberty go to waste.
我放冰箱里 I'll put it in the freezer.
有个像样的感恩节晚餐了 We got Thanksgiving!
我要被这个小兔崽子整死了 Christ Almighty, this cock sucker's killing me.
天啊 我好兴奋 我控制不住自己 Oh, my gosh, it's so exciting. I can hardly contain myself.
妈 该深呼吸的人是我才对吧 Mom, I'm supposed to be the one breathing.
抱歉 亲爱的 我太兴奋太紧张了 I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm just so excited and nervous.
而且我踏出家门了 And out of the house.
我靠 那玩意开得真大 Damn, that thing really opens up.
给我滚远点 Get the hell away from me.
抱歉 Sorry.
我操你妈的天杀的小兔崽子 Mother fucking piece of shit!
我们有大火鸡 我们有大火鸡 We got a big turkey. We got a big turkey.
你去哪了 Where have you been?
-外面 -昨晚回家了吗 - Out. - Did you come home last night?
-没 -连个电话都不打 - No. - You even think to call?
我现在回来了 I'm here now.
我是不会错过家庭聚会的 Wasn't gonna miss a family holiday.
过来 Come here.
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving.
脖子上有吻痕 去洗洗 It's a neck hickey. Go wash up.
-给利普留位子吗 -当然了亲爱的 - Should I set a place for Lip? - Sure, sweetie.
-没我怎么能开饭呢 -弗兰克 - You better not have started without me. - Frank?
老爸 Daddy!
你也来过节 You're gonna come to dinner?
当然了 儿子 Of course I am, son.
你老妈也来 And so's your mother.
锂 Lithium?
莫妮 药来了 Moni, I got your medications.
老妈怎么在楼梯下面 Mom's under the stairs?
她在下面待多久了 How long has she been under there?
亲爱的 给你 好吃的糖 Here you go, sweetheart. Here's your candy.
吃了应该就没事了 That should do it.
出来 Get out of there.
-出来 -不 菲奥娜 - Get out of there. - No, Fiona.
不要 菲奥娜 不要 No, Fiona! No!
出来 出来 Come on out. Come on.
-不要 -快出来 - No! - Get out of there.
-来嘛 -不 - Come on. - No!
-来吧 -菲奥娜 - Come on. - Fiona.
-快起来 -快起来 来吧 - Up you go. - Up you go. Come on.
-我看起来很糟糕 -不 才没有 - I look a mess. - No, you do not.
你很漂亮 孩子们 妈妈很漂亮 是吧 You look beautiful. Doesn't she look beautiful, kids?
-你看上去很美 -是啊 妈 - You look great. - Yeah. Yeah. Hi, Mom.
我不会让你躺在楼梯底下过感恩节的 You're not spending Thanksgiving under the stairs, okay?
黛比 帮莫妮卡腾个位置 Debs, set a place for Monica.
我们全家人一起过感恩节 We're all having dinner together.
和孩子们一起上桌吃 With the kids at the table.
说的没错 That's right.
你就坐在这儿 You're gonna sit right here.
好啦 感恩节快乐 Well, then, happy Thanksgiving.
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving!
抱歉 杰夫 阿兰娜 Sorry. Hi, Jeff. Alana.
希拉打电话给我们 Sheila called us
想不到她这么快就生了 Can't believe it's happening so fast.
我也没想到 你们要进来吗 I don't, either. You guys coming in?
凯伦不希望我们在场 Karen didn't want us in there.
他们要我们在外边等着 They told us to wait out here.
好吧 Okay.
她在803号房 She's in room 803.
对了 我有样东西要给你们 Right. Oh, hey, um, I wanted to give you guys something.
这是我为孩子录的 Uh, made this for the baby.
希望以后有机会 能把这个给他 Um, if you guys could give it to him at some point,
我是说 如果你们愿意的话 you know, if you feel like it.
-谢谢你 利普 -我们会的 - Yeah. Thank you, Lip. - Yeah, we will.
那就好 我该进去啦 Cool. Um, I should go in.
-快进去吧 -快去 - Get in there! -Go!
火鸡来啦 Here we go!
干得好 亲爱的 Good job, baby.
我已经等不及要把它吃掉了 Can't wait to get that turkey in me.
你还好吗 You okay?
我们还没说感恩祝词呢 Ah! We haven't said grace yet.
-我来说 -我来说感恩词 - I'll say it. - I'll say the grace.
拉好手 Hold hands.
亲爱的上帝 Dear Lord,
感谢您赐予我们食物 Thank you for this food that we're about to eat.
感谢您将莫妮卡送回我的身边 and thank you for bringing my Monica back to me.
另外恳请您让我的兄弟克雷顿 And please make my brother Clayton
万劫不复 永世不得超生 burn in hell for all eternity when the time comes.
阿门 Amen.
你到底切不切火鸡 我快饿死了 Are you gonna carve the turkey? I'm starving.
我来切 我才是一家之主 I'm carving. I am the man of the house.
我去洗个手 I'm gonna go wash my hands.
菲奥娜 利普会来吗 Fiona, is Lip coming?
要我打给他吗 Want me to call him?
他知道我们开饭时间的 Uh, he knows what time we're eating.
把土豆泥递给我 Mashed potatoes, please.
-谁要吃鸡腿 -我要 - Who likes dark meat? - Me!
我也要 而且火鸡上也要来点 Ooh, me, too. And on my turkey, also.
我邀请了康拉德过来 可以吗 I invited Conrad. Is that okay?
康拉德 Conrad?
我在泳池里认识的一个流浪汉 My homeless guy from the pool.
-来啦 -当然可以了 黛比 - Coming... - Sure, Debs.
康拉德 你好吗 Conrad, how are you?
-你好 黛比 -你好 - Hi, Deb. - Hi.
大家 来认识一下康拉德 Everyone, this is Conrad.
你好 康拉德 Hi, Conrad.
比秃鹰好太多了 Much better than bald eagle.
我们还是得把那玩意儿给吃了 Hey, we're still eating that.
我们要把它烤了 烘了 炸了 We're gonna roast it, bake it, fry it.
不管怎么样 反正我们要吃了它 I don't care, but we're really gonna eat it.
肯定跟鸡的味道差不多 Bet it tastes like chicken.
我们可以留到圣诞节吃 Well, we could always have it for Christmas.
刚刚那是什么声音 What was that?
我会把这些都切好了放盘子上的 I'm just gonna put all of this on this one plate,
然后大家就可以 and then everybody could...
我靠 Holy fuck!
怎么了 What?
把电话给我 把电话给我 Give me a phone. Give me a phone.
孩子们 快点 跟我上楼 Come on, guys, upstairs. Upstairs, kids.
好吧 我操 Okay, uh, fuck!
没事 没事的 别担心 We're good. We're good. We're good. Don't worry.
再拿点毛巾过来 More towels.
-操 -我们家发生了一起事故 - Shit! - There's been an accident.
好了 All right.
北华莱士街2119号 2119 North Wallace.
她现在大量出血 She's bleeding badly.
是的 意识是清醒的 Yeah, she's awake. Uh...
弗兰克 快多拿点毛巾过来 Frank, more towels!
毛巾 谁他妈的给我拿点毛巾过来 Towels! Will somebody give me a fucking towel?
弗兰克 他们问她吃过什么药 Frank, they want to know if she took any pills.
-爸 爸 -你会没事的 - Dad! Dad?! - You're good.
我也不确定 I'm not sure.
能看见我吗 你能看见我吗 Can you see me? Can you see me?
快过来按住她的脚 弗兰克 弗兰克 Help me with her feet, Frank. Frank?
你快过来 Get... Get over here!
能听见我说话吗 能听见吗 深呼吸 You with me? You with me? Breathe.
你会没事的 慢慢呼吸 你会没事的 You're gonna be good, okay? Slow, slow. You're gonna be good.
没事的 没事的 你会没事的 It's just... It's fine. You're fine. You're fine.
弗兰克怎么没来 Why didn't Frank come?
我不知道 黛比 I don't know, Debs.
-我操 -兄弟 你要是再说一遍 - Holy fuck. - Dude, if you say that one more time,
回去以后我就把你和火鸡一起塞到烤箱里 I'm gonna throw you in the oven with that
-明白了吗 -好吧 对不起 - turkey when we get home, okay? - Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
你再给利普打个电话 You try Lip again?
打过了 还留了言给他 Yeah, just left a message.
加拉格小姐吗 Miss Gallagher?
黛比 跟我待在这儿 Debs, stay with me.
她怎么样了 How is she?
-她情况稳定了 -谢天谢地 - She's stable. - Oh, thank God.
我们会将她留院观察72个小时 We're gonna hold her for 72 hours,
以确保她不会再做出什么自残的举动 make sure she doesn't try to harm herself again.
她患有躁郁症吗 She's bipolar?
好的 我们会让她继续吃药 稳定治疗 Okay, we'll get her back on her meds and leveled out.
我们能进去看她吗 Can we see her?
不 现在不行 她被注射了大量镇静剂 No, not right now. She's heavily sedated.
你们该回家去了 失陪了 You should go home. Excuse me.
你还好吗 You okay?
-利普刚回我电话了 -他来了吗 - Lip just called. - He's coming?
凯伦正在楼上生孩子呢 Karen's having her baby upstairs.
我操 Holy fuck!
产科是在这边吗 我要当小姑啦 Is Maternity this way? I'm gonna be an aunt!
我以后就有个侄子可以欺负啦 I'm gonna have a nephew I can beat up.
为什么我不能剖腹产呢 Why can't I just get a C-section?
亲爱的 现在已经来不及了 You're too far along, sweetie.
有时候大自然另有安排 亲爱的 Sometimes Mother Nature has other plans, honey.
去他妈的大自然 Fuck Mother Nature!
她又不需要担心她的阴道被撑爆 She doesn't have to worry about her vagina getting stretched out.
你的阴道已经快要被撑爆了 凯伦 You were already pretty stretched out down there, Karen.
我要打麻药 给我打麻药 I want drugs! Give me drugs!
亲爱的 用力 快出来了 用力啊 Sweetie, push! You're almost there. Push!
-我在用力啊 -我看见他的头啦 - I am pushing, bitch. - Oh, I can see his head.
老天 生命的奇迹啊 亲爱的 Oh, my God, the miracle of birth, sweetie!
真是太美了 It's so beautiful
又有探访者 More visitors.
亲爱的 Hey, sweetheart!
加拉格家的人来啦 Oh, the Gallaghers!
真是个派对呀 It's a party!
我要当外婆啦 I'm gonna be a grandma!
太棒了 趁我生孩子的当口你们 Great. Let's just have the whole Fighting illini
去请个乐队来开个派对好了 marching band in while we're at it!
-利普 -快看啊 我儿子要生出来啦 - Lip! - Look, my baby boy's come out.
阴道啊 Vagina.
抱歉我们没来得及给你买雪茄 Sorry we didn't have time to buy you any cigars, man.
没关系啦 Oh, no worries, man.
真好呀 你们在旁边大呼小叫 That's right, all you guys just fucking whoop it up
我在床上痛的死去活来 我操 while I'm sitting in here! Fucking fuck!
好了 要出来了 要出来了 Okay, it's coming. It's coming. It's coming!
深呼吸 凯伦 Breathe, Karen.
你给我呼吸一个看看啊 死猪头 You keep breathing, fuck nut!
靠 看得我都不想生了 Shit, I don't know if I ever wanna do this now.
最后用力一次 凯伦 One more big push, Karen.
医生 Um, Doctor?
怎么了 What's going on?
孩子没事吧 Is he okay?
-不 -那玩意儿看起来好诡异 - Oh, no. - That thing looks weird.
我觉得他看上去很美 I think he looks beautiful.
他怎么了 What's wrong with him?
他患有唐氏综合征 黛比 He has Down Syndrome, Debs.
没错 而且他是亚洲人 Yeah, and he's Asian.
或许是我们倒着看的缘故 Maybe we're just looking at him upside down.
给你 亲爱的 你现在能抱他啦 Here you go, honey, you can hold him now.
不 不要 我不想碰他 No, no, I don't want to touch him.
你应该抱抱他然后跟他告个别 You should hold him and say good-bye.
把他带走 Just take him away.
你他妈搞什么鬼啊 凯伦 What the fuck, Karen,
你不是说孩子是我的吗 I thought you said it was mine?!
我跟蒂米·王上床的次数不比跟你少 I screwed Timmy Wong as much as I screwed you.
我从没说过是你的孩子 I never said it was your baby.
你只是自己一厢情愿罢了 You just wanted it to be.
快让杰夫和阿兰娜进来 Go tell Jeff and Alana to come
把这个该死的孩子带走 get their fucking baby.
利普 Lip?
让他去吧 Let him go.
快上来 希拉 快点 Come on, Sheila! Hurry up!
-我拿到孩子啦 我拿到啦 -快点快点 - I got the baby! I got the baby! - Come on! Come on!