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Many strange legends are told of these jungles of India...
but none so strange as the story of a small boy named Mowgli.
It all began when the silence of the jungle was broken by an unfamiliar sound.
It was a sound like one never heard before in this part of the jungle.
It was a man cub!
Had I known how deeply I was to be involved...
I would've obeyed my first impulse and walked away.
This man cub would have to have nourishment, and soon.
It was many days travel to the nearest manvillage...
and without a mother's care, he would soon perish.
Then it occurred to me.
A family of wolves I knew had been blessed with a litter of cubs.
Oh, I knew there'd be no problem with the mother thanks to the maternal instinct, but...
I wasn't so sure about Rama, the father.
Ten times the rains had come and gone.
And I often stopped by to see how Mowgli the man cub was getting along.
He was a favourite of all the young wolf cubs of the pack.
No man cub was ever happier.
And yet, I knew that someday...
he would have to go back to his own kind.
Then one night, the wolf pack elders met at council rock...
because Shere Khan the tiger...
had returned to their part of the jungle.
This meeting was to change the man cub's entire future.
Shere Khan will surely kill the boy and all who try to protect him.
Now, are we all in agreement as to what must be done?
Now it is my unpleasant duty to tell the boy's father.
Rama. Uh, come over here, please.
- Yes, Akela? - The council has reached its decision.
The man cub can no longer stay with the pack.
- He must leave at once. - Leave?
I'm sorry, Rama. There is no other way.
But... But the man cub is... Well, he's like my own son.
Surely he's entitled to the protection of the pack.
But, Rama, even the strength of the pack is no match for the tiger.
But the boy cannot survive alone in the jungle.
Akela. Perhaps I can be of help.
You, Bagheera? How?
I know of a man village where he'll be safe.
Mowgli and I have taken many walks into the jungle together, so I'm sure he'll go with me.
So be it. Now there's no time to lose. Good luck.
Bagheera.
I'm getting a little sleepy. Shouldn't we start back home?
Mowgli, this time we're not going back.
- I'm taking you to a manvillage. - But why?
Because Shere Khan has returned to this part of the jungle.
And he has sworn to kill you.
Kill me? But why would he wanna do that?
He hates man.
And Shere Khan is not going to allow you to grow up to become a man...
just another hunter with a gun.
Aw, we'll just explain to him that I'd never do a thing like that.
Nonsense. No one explains anything to Shere Khan.
Well, maybe so. But I'm not afraid.
- And besides, I... - Now that's enough.
We'll spend the night here. Things will look better in the morning.
Man cub? Man cub!
Now come on, up this tree. Be safer up there.
I don't wanna go back to the manvillage.
Go on. Up you go.
- That limb way up there? - That's right.
Is that all the better you can climb?
I... Oh... It's too big around.
And besides, I don't have any claws.
Now, get some sleep.
We've got a long journey ahead of us tomorrow.
I... I wanna stay in the jungle.
Huh? You wouldn't last one day.
I'm not afraid. I-I can look out for myself.
Say now, what have we here?
It's a man cub.
A delicious man cub.
Oh, go away and leave me alone.
Oh, that's just what I should do, but I'm not.
Now, now, please go to sleep, man cub.
Yes, man cub. Please go to sleep.
{y:i}Please go to sleep
{y:i}Sleep, little man cub
{y:i}Rest in peace
Sleep. Sleep.
Ba... Ba-Bagh-gheera.
Oh, now... Now look, there's no use arguing any more.
Oh! Now no more talk till morning.
He won't be here in the morning.
Hmm? Oh, yes, he will. I... Kaa!
Hold it, Kaa!
Oh! My sinus.
You have just made a serious mistake, my friend.
A very stupid...
- Now, now, now, now, Kaa, I was... - mistake.
Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you.
- Oh, please, Kaa. - Both eyes, if you please.
You have just sealed your doom.
Look, Bagheera! Look, Bagheera.
Wake up, Bagheera.
Just you wait till I get you in my coils.
Bagheera, he's got a knot in his tail!
"He's got a knot in his tail."
Ooh, this is going to slow down my slither.
So, you can look out for yourself, can you?
So you want to stay in the jungle, do you?
Yes. I wanna stay in the jungle.
Oh! Now, now, now for the last time, go to sleep!
Man cub.
{y:i}Hup, two, three, four
Keep it up {y:i}Two, three, four
{y:i}Hup, two, three, four
Keep it up {y:i}Two, three, four
{y:i}Hup, two, three, four
A parade.
Oh, no! The dawn patrol again.
Company, sound off!
Oh, the aim of our patrol {y:i}is a question rather droll
For to march and drill {y:i}over field and hill
{y:i}Is a military goal
With a hup {y:i}Two, three, four
Dress it up {y:i}two, three, four
{y:i}By the ranks or single file
{y:i}Over every jungle mile
Oh, we stamp and crush {y:i}through the underbrush
{y:i}In the military style
Hello. What are you doing?
Shh! Drilling.
- Can I do it too? - Sure.Just do what I do.
But don't talk in ranks. It's against regulations.
To the rear! March!
The other way. Turn around.
{y:i}Hup, two, three, four
Keep it up {y:i}Two, three, four
To the rear! Ho!
Company, halt!
That means stop.
Company, left face!
March, march, march. My feet are killing me.
I'm puttin' in for a transfer to another herd.
Silence in the ranks!
Dress up that line.
Pull it in, Winifred.
Inspection! Arms!
Stick your nose out.
- Like this? - That's right.
A dusty muzzle.
Soldier, remember, in battle, that trunk can save your life.
- Take good care of it, my man. - Yes, sir!
Very good. Carry on.
- Let's have a little more spit and polish on those bayonets. - Yes, sir.
{y:i}Esprit de corps.
That's the way I earned my commission in the Maharajah's fifth pachyderm brigade.
Back in '88, it was. Uh, or was it?
Here it comes. The Victoria Cross bit again.
It was then I received the Victoria Cross...
for bravery above and beyond the call of duty.
Those were the days.
Discipline. Discipline was the thing.
Builds character, and all that sort of thing, you know.
Oh, oh, where was I? Oh, yes. Inspection.
Well, very good.
Wipe off that silly grin, soldier. This is the army.
Eyes front.
Lieutenant, that haircut is not regulation.
Rather on the gaudy side, don't you think?
There. That's better.
And as for you...
Oh, there you are.
Let's keep those heels together, shall we, son?
Okay, Pop. Sir.
Yes, now that's better.
Well, a new recruit, eh?
I say, what happened to your trunk?
Hey! Stop that!
A man cub! Oh, this is treason!
Sabotage! I'll have no man cub in my jungle!
-l-It's not your jungle! -Hold it! Hold it! I can explain, Hathi.
Colonel Hathi, if you please, sir.
Oh, yes, yes. Colonel Hathi.
Uh, the man cub is with me. I'm taking him back to the manvillage.
- To stay? - You have the word of Bagheera.
Good. And remember, an elephant never forgets.
I don't know what the army's coming to these days.
These young whippersnappers, who do they think they are?
Let's get on with it! Right face!
Forward march!
Dear, haven't you forgotten something?
Nonsense, Winifred old girl. An elephant never forgets.
Well, you just forgot our son.
Uh, uh, son... Son?
Son! Oh, yes, yeah, yeah! Quite right.
To the rear! March!
When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Colonel, just like my...
- If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... - Oh!
Pop! Look out!
Gee, Pop, you forgot to say "halt."
He said an elephant never forgets.
It's not funny.
Now let's get out of here quick before anything else happens.
Bagheera! Where are we goin'?
You're going back to the manvillage right now.
- I'm not going. - Oh, yes, you are!
I'm staying right here!
You're going if I have to drag you every step of the way.
- Let go, you... - You let go of me!
Oh, that does it.
I've had it, man cub!
From now on, you're on your own alone!
Don't worry about me.
Foolish man cub.
Doo-bee doo-bee {y:i}doo-bee-dee-doo
Well, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo {y:i}Yes, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo
I mean a doo-bee doo-bee, doo-bee {y:i}doo-bee, doo-bee-dee-doo
{y:i}And with...
Well, now.
What have we here?
Hey, what a funny little bit of a...
- Oh! - Go away!
Oh, boy, I've seen everything in these woods.
Hoo! What have I run on? What a pretty thing this is.
- Leave me alone. - Well, now.
That's pretty big talk, little britches.
I'm big enough.
Pitiful. Hey, kid, you need help.
And old Baloo's gonna learn you to fight like a bear.
Now come on, I'm gonna show you.
Yeah!
All right, now, kid, loosen up. Get real loose and then start to weave.
Weave a little. Now move! That's it!
Now give me a big bear growl. Scare me.
Oh, boy.
I'm talkin' about like a big bear.
He's in trouble! Why, I-I shouldn't have left him alone.
- A big one. Right from your toes. - How's that?
- Yeah, you're gettin' it, kid. - Oh, no! It's Baloo.
That shiftless, stupid jungle bum.
Weave about now and look for an opening.
Keep movin'. Keep...
Yeah, you're gettin' it, kid. Come on, that's it.
He's a dandy.
Fine teacher you are, old iron paws.
- Oh, thanks, Bagheera. - Eh, tell me, tell me, uh...
after you knock your pupil senseless, uh, how do you expect him to remember the lesson? Hmm?
Well, I... I, uh... Well, I didn't mean to lay it on him so hard.
I'm not hurt. I'm all right.
I'm a lot tougher than some people think.
You better believe it.
Now let's go once more. Now I want you to keep circlin' or I'm gonna knock your roof in again.
You better keep movin'.
Hey! Right on the button.
No, no-no, no-no. Now you're ticklin'.
No! No. N-N-Now, now we don't do that here in the jungle.
No, you're ticklin'. I-I can't stand that ticklin'.
- Help, Bagheera! - Oh, boy, that's all he needs. More confidence.
- Give up, Baloo? - I give up, I told ya.
Ooh! I give... Hey!
You know somethin'? You're all right, kid. What do they call you?
Mowgli. And he's going back to the manvillage right now.
Manvillage? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him.
Oh, Baloo, I wanna stay here with you.
Certainly you do.
Oh? And just how do you think he will survive?
"How do you think he will..." What do you mean, "How do you think he..."
He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.
Well, that shouldn't take too long.
Look, now it's like this, little britches.
All you've gotta do is...
Look for the bare necessities {y:i}The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries {y:i}and your strife
I mean the bare necessities {y:i}are Mother Nature's recipes
That bring the bare {y:i}necessities of life
Wherever I wander {y:i}Wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder {y:i}of my big home
The bees are buzzin'in the tree {y:i}to make some honey just for me
When you look under {y:i}the rocks and plants
And take a glance {y:i}at the fancy ants
{y:i}Then maybe try a few
You eat ants?
You better believe it. And you're gonna love the way they tickle.
Mowgli, look out!
- The bare necessities of life will come to you - But when?
{y:i}They'll come to you
Look for the bare necessities {y:i}The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries {y:i}and your strife
{y:i}I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear {y:i}can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities {y:i}of life
{y:i}Now when you pick a pawpaw
- Or a prickly pear - Ow!
And you prick a raw paw {y:i}Well, next time, beware
Don't pick the prickly pear {y:i}by the paw
When you pick a pear {y:i}try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw {y:i}when you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
- Have I given you a clue? - Golly. Thanks, Baloo.
Pawpaw.
Of all the silly gibberish.
Come on, Baghee, get with the beat.
- The bare necessities of life will come to you - They'll come to me!
{y:i}They'll come to you
How 'bout scratchin' that ol' left shoulder while you're up there, Mowgli?
Now just a hair lower. There. Right there. That's it.
Oh! This is beautiful.
That's good. Kid, we've got to get to a tree. This calls for some big scratchin'.
You're lots of fun, Baloo.
Right on it. Yeah!
That's delicious.
Just a little bit...
Yeah!
Yeah.
Oh, man, this is really livin'.
So just try and relax.
Yeah. Cool it.
Fall apart in my backyard.
'Cause let me tell you somethin', little britches.
If you act like that bee acts...
uh-uh, you're workin' too hard.
And don't spend your time lookin' around...
for something you want that can't be found.
When you find out you can live without {y:i}it and go along not thinkin' about it
{y:i}I'll tell you somethin' true
The bare necessities {y:i}of life will come to you
I give up. Well, I hope his luck holds out.
Mowgli, how 'bout you sing?
Look for the bare necessities {y:i}The simple bare necessities
- Forget about your worries and your strife - Yeah, man.
{y:i}I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear {y:i}can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities {y:i}of life
- Yeah! {y:i}- With just the bare necessities of life
Yeah, man!
Beautiful! That's real jungle harmony.
- I like being a bear. - That's my boy.
And you're gonna make one swell bear. Why, you even sing like one.
Hey, Mowgli, how 'bout you flickin' that old, mean fly...
off o' your papa bear's nose?
Ouch!
Boy, when you flick a fly, you really...
Why you flat-nosed, little-eyed, flaky creep!
Hey! Let go of me!
Take your flea-pickin' hands off o' my cub!
Come on and get him, champ!
- He ain't no champ. He's a chump! - Baloo!
Yeah! A big hothead!
Okay, you guys asked for it. I'll...
That'll cool him off.
Gimme back my man cub!
Here he is. Come and get him!
That's how a bear can rest at ease.
Here's some bare necessities.
Now just try that again, you...
- What's that you hit him with, son? - That was a bare necessity.
Look, monk, you turn him loose or I'll jerk a knot in your tail...
We give up! Here he comes!
Baloo! Catch me!
- Baloo! - Back up! Back up! Faster! Faster! Faster!
A rolling bear gathers no hair!
Baloo! Help me! Baloo, they're carrying me away!
Bagheera!
Well, it's happened.
Took a little longer than I thought, but it's happened.
Bagheera!
Oh, you heard me, huh?
Mowgli. Mowgli!
All right, what happened? Where's Mowgli?
They ambushed me. Thousands of' em.
I jabbed with my left. Then I swung with a right. And then I let...
Oh, for the last time, what happened to Mowgli?
Like I told ya, them mangy monkeys carried him off.
The ancient ruins. Oh, I hate to think what'll happen when he meets that king of theirs.
- We got him, King Louie! - Here he is. Man, we got him. We got him!
So you're the man cub. Crazy.
I'm not as crazy as you are. Put me down!
You cut that out!
Cool it, boy. Unwind yourself.
Now come on, let's shake, cousin.
What do you want me for?
Word has grabbed my royal ear... Have a banana...
that you wanna stay in the jungle.
Stay in the jungle? I sure do.
Well, good. And old King Louie...
That's me... can fix it for you.
Have two bananas.
- Have we got a deal? - Yes, sir.
I'll do... I'll do anything to stay in the jungle.
Well, then.
I'll lay it on the line for you.
Now I'm the king of the swingers {y:i}Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top {y:i}and had to stop
{y:i}And that's what's botherin'me
I wanna be a man, man cub {y:i}and stroll right into town
And be just like the other men {y:i}I'm tired of monkeyin' around
{y:i}Oh, ooh-bee-doo
{y:i}I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you {y:i}Talk like you too
{y:i}You see it's true
{y:i}An ape like me
{y:i}Can learn to be human too
What?
Gee, Cousin Louie, you're doin' real good.
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz.
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire.
But I don't know how to make fire.
Now don't try to kid me, man cub {y:i}I made a deal with you
What I desire {y:i}is man's red fire
{y:i}To make my dream come true
Now give me the secret, man cub {y:i}Come on, clue me what to do
Give me the power {y:i}of man's red flower
{y:i}So I can be like you
Fire? So that's what that scoundrel's after.
I'll tear him limb from limb. I'll beat him.
I'll... I'll...
Yeah!
Well, man, what a beat.
Will you stop that silly beat business and listen?
This will take brains, not brawn.
You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both.
- Will you listen? - Oh. Yeah, yeah.
Now, while you create a disturbance...
I'll rescue Mowgli. Got that?
I'm gone, man. Solid gone.
Not yet, Baloo!
Hey!
Get mad, baby.
You {y:i}I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you {y:i}Talk like you too
{y:i}You see it's true
{y:i}Someone like me
Can learn to be {y:i}like someone like me
Take me home, daddy!
Can learn to be {y:i}like someone like you
- One more time! {y:i}- Yeah, can learn to be
{y:i}Like someone like me
- Man! - It's Baloo, the bear!
Yeah, that's him! How'd that square get in there?
Baloo, it's you!
Man, that's what I call a swingin' party.