(bongos playing)
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冲浪好手 或者“冲浪小子”
# Doobie doo doobie doobie doobie dee-doo #
# Doobie doo doo doobie doo doo #
# Ah. #
播音员：猜猜看谁回来了？ Announcer:Guess who's coming back?
恭喜答对了...传说中的神奇冲浪小子Steve Addington That's right... legendary soul surfer Steve Addington...
活力男孩 - "The Nature Boy."
六个月内，用冲浪板环游全球 After six months of surfing around the world
这是改革开放以来最伟大的壮举 on the biggest and most famous breaks...
（地名）Teahupoo, Raglan, J-Bay,
Mundaka, Frigates...
全都被他用冲浪板征服 he's surfed it all.
Steve Addington带着他的马利布冲浪板在回家的路上 Malibu's own Steve Addington is coming home.
Ben和Barry这些广告精英 The Ben and Barry poster-boy
签约成为代言人和电视制作人 is now signed with surfing icon and television producer
Eddie Zarno.
加利福尼亚，马利布 Malibu, California,
现在正是热情似火的夏季 is now hosting the coolest reality show of the summer.
这里是本星球上最棒的冲浪地点 The best surfers from around the globe
将要生活在这所房子里 will be living in this house...
有很多漂亮女孩参加的派对 and partying with these girls.
欢迎回来，幸运的男人 Welcome back, Add-Man.
我们马上就能见到你 We'll see you soon.
(faint PA chatter)
(Steve humming)
下一位 Woman:Next.
职业？ Occupation?
冲浪手 Surfer.
冲浪手，那算是个职业，办暂住证吗？ Is that a job: surfer?
比民工强点 Not really.
你在斐济干什么？ What were you doing in Fiji?
在军舰上完成冲浪壮举 Surfing epic lefts at Frigates.
这些钞票从哪儿来的？ Where'd the cash come from?
从Ben和Barry给的 That's from Ben and Barry.
Ben和Barry是谁，山西煤老板吧？ Who's Ben and Barry?
我穿着Ben的短裤，对吧？用Barry的冲浪板 I wear Ben's shorts, right?Surf Barry's boards.
这两个家伙寄支票给我 Those dudes send me checks.
你在美国待多久？ How long you staying stateside?
要足够时间，和那些女孩疯够 Long enough to catch some buglass,
看看我哥哥，大吃麻辣烫，知道吗？ check in with my brothers,keep the stoke. You know?
麻辣烫？ Stoke?
麻辣烫 Stoke.
你知道 You know.
Uh-huh.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
真棒 Cool.
检查一下这个，小子 Man:Check this out, man.
你感觉在阳光下吗？这个小屁眼 - # Do you feel it in the sunshine? # - This fucking asshole.
你感觉在下雨？操你，兔崽子 - # Do you feel it in the rain? # - Fuck off, man.
你感觉在大海里吗？ # Do you feel it in the ocean #
# When the waves are clean? #
- (ringing) - # Do you feel it in the evening #
- # When the moon is up? # - (phone rings)
# Do you feel it in your bones #
# When she fills you up? #
(coughing)
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She breathes good luck #
# Mother Earth, Mother Earth... #
你好？小子 - Hello?- Dude.
Addington!
你应该换个消声器，不是要敲你 It's the muffler you wanted.It's classic.
不，我喜欢，可是.. No, I like it.It's just...
我想找个东西，要声音大一点 I'm looking for something with a little more boom,
你知道吗？ you know?
# Do you feel it when you... #
给老子滚出去 Get the fuck out of my shop.
# Do you feel it on the mountains? #
我喜欢你的袜子，谢谢 - I love your hose.- Thank you.
(cell phone ringing)
你好 - # Do you feel it on the water? # - Excuse me.
(sighs)
什么？ - What? - # Ooh yeah yeah... #
耶 All:Yeah!
(all laughing)
太久！太久！ Long time! Long time!
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She's breathes good luck, Mother Earth, Mother Earth #
# She breathes good luck #
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She breathes good luck #
# Mother Earth, Mother Earth #
# She breathes good luck... #
伙计，回家了 Man, Addy's home.
Jacko,哥们！Jack - Jacko, man!- Jack.
All:Hey!
嗨，伙伴，耶 - Hey, mate.- Yeah.
Luanne和孩子们在哪里？你带他们来了吗？ Where's Luanne and the kids? You bring 'em?
哦，不，换尿布，洗大小便.. Oh, no, changing diapers,wiping spit...
结婚你就知道了，老弟，会把你搞疯的 Beware of what you love, brother, because it can drive you mad.
听着..嗨，你和Ben和Barry谈了吗？ Listen... hey, you talk to Ben and Barry?
没呢，他们兴奋吗？ No. They stoked?
兴奋？不，他们走了 Stoked? No.They're gone.
他们死翘翘了？不，不 - They die?- No no.
他们把公司卖给Eddie Zarno了（本片坏蛋） They sold out to Eddie Zarno.
然后到巴厘岛去叹世界去了 They're poolside at the Four Seasons in Bali
留下他们的其他东西 getting their grendals twisted...
Eddie Zarno...是冲浪手，Eddie Zarno？他很棒，对 Eddie Zarno... surfer, Eddie Zarno? He's cool, right?
哦，你知道什么？我们希望他棒 Well, you know what?We hope he's cool
因为，伙计，就像你的经纪人 because, dude,as your manager,
我告诉你 I'm telling you,
我们出问题了，我们出了财政问题，兄弟 we got worries.We got financial worries, bro.
今天我们不行了，兄弟 Not today we don't, brother.
我只是回这个城市来，我不是.. I just got back in town.I got no...
我们遇到麻烦了，伙计，明天再谈生意上的事吧 - We got worries, dude. - Let's talk business tomorrow.
好了，明天，哥们 Definitely tomorrow, bro.
别担心，哥们，过来，给我个拥抱 No worries, brother.Come here, give me a hug.
我们来，OK,哥们 - Here we are.- Okay, bro.
- Mmmm!- Okay.
被担心，你是对的 - No worries.- You're right.
我不知道为啥担心，都会好起来的 I don't know why I'm stressing.Everything's gonna be okay.
所有事都会好起来的，哥们 Everything's gonna be cool, man.
(cheering)
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She breathes good luck #
# Mother Earth, Mother Earth. #
嗨，Charlie,怎么样？ Hey, Charlie.How's it going?
你好，Danielle Man:Hello, Danielle.
我想我们谈谈你 I thought we'd talk about your decision
在洛杉矶的工作 to work in Los Angeles.
开什么玩笑？ What's the joke?
加利福尼亚，就像Granola麦片？ California, like "granola"?
干果和水果的薄片 What ain't nuts and fruits is flakes.
你可以用点Granola麦片，爸爸 You could use a little granola, Dad.
最后你穿一条短裤出来？ When's the last time you wore a pair of shorts out?
宝贝，我只是觉得你很努力 Honey, I just think that you're being rash.
你可以在我的任何一家公司，学你想学习的任何东西 Anything that you can learn there, you can learn at one of my companies.
我意思是，马利布冲浪板和实体电视？ I mean, Malibu and reality television?
那是...那是你的决定？ That's... that's your decision?
恭喜你答对了 Exactly.
哦，我给你一周时间和这些怪人在一起 Well, I give you one week with those weirdos.
我并不是不讲理，哥们，但我有事 Man: I don't want to be unreasonable, bro, but there's waves.
Ok,但是，伙计，你完全破坏了 Okay, but, dude,you have completely tarnished
加利福尼亚的革命光荣传统 the California work ethic.
哥们，我知道你想去经营割草生意，但最终 Bro, I know you're trying to run a mowing business and all,
那儿都长起来了，我只是想让你知道，伙计 - but there's swell.- I just want you to know, dude,
你只是毁了我早上的宁静，ok? you just harshed my morning mellow, okay?
Jack,不要死猪不怕开水烫 Jack, please, don't be unreasonable.
我会去割这该死的草，都干了什么 I'll mow the fucking lawn later. What's going on...
35页，“冲浪美人”。喔，好 Page 35, "Killer Surf."Well, so,
要是你有时间，为什么不过来好好干你的活？ if you get time, why don't you come on in and do your job?
开始了，Jack... It's going off in Leo, Jack...
伙计，再问一下，你还要吗？ Dude, when's the last time you had a wave?
不要了，哥们 There's no telling, bro.
我意思是，这些家伙没有好好的照顾草坪 I mean, these guys are not exactly committed to lawn care.
大部分机器都坏了 Most of these machines are on the fritz.
我正花钱修呢 I got bills up to my crack.
Luanne狠狠的教训我 And Luanne is pissed at me.
只是，Ben和Barry的情况...我没注意 And just, this Ben and Barry situation... I'm gonna lose my mind.
我没留意，造成今天这个局面，兄弟 - I'm gonna lose my mind. - Let's blow through this, bro.
10分钟后，我们去剪草吧 10 minutes, we're into some decent swell.
伙计，我们谈一会儿，评估一下现在的状况 Dude, let's take a moment and assess the situation.
你没评估，没有拯救 You have no assets,you have no savings,
你租你的马利布冲浪板，你一路上花钱大手大脚 you rent your Malibu pad and you're way too generous with your cash.
像个阔佬，老弟，你别到处宣传了 Stuff's like manure, bro: you don't spread it around,
开始于...这个臭烘烘的地方 - it starts to... ...stink up the place.
但是，伙计，我们需要肥料 But, dude,we need fertilizer.
我们必须，这个，肥料，摇钱树就会不断生长 We gotta, like, fertilize the money tree so it can keep growing.
关于这些，兄弟，你能帮我拿点钱吗，兄弟？ About that, bro, could you float me a few bills, man?
哦，哦，行，伙计，但找找... Yeah. Yeah, sure, dude, but look...
哦，你知道 Ah, you know,
Zarno..我们要去看他 Zarno... we gotta go see him.
还..还有..还有要是我们不做这个交易 And... and... and if we don't make a deal,
我们就撑不下去了 then we're gonna be wiped out.
撑不下去？来吧，Jacko Wiped out? Come on, Jacko.
好...哦，不 Well... ooh! No.
但，就像你知道的 But, like, you know,
你...你去和Zarno打交道 you... you have got to go shake Zarno's hand.
OK,仅仅是挥霍者，懂吗？ Okay. Just spendthrifty, okay?
听着，兄弟 Listen, bro...
兄弟，不会弄糟冲浪者的精神的 Brother, I got no trouble shaking a surfer's hand.
Ha ha ha!
Mmm.
(Jack laughing)
这是Zarno的窝，伙计？ This is Zarno's pad, dude?
(spits)
没事吧？没事 - You cool? - Yeah.
不管怎样，这是他真正的房子 Anyway, it's his reality house.
伙计，广告里的广告 Dude, the gray on gray...
我意思，像是，做广告的 I mean, like, gray does...
这些鱼好像有点问题，哥们 Something's wrong with these fish, dude.
(static)
先生们 Gentlemen.
Eddie Zarno.真对不起 Eddie Zarno.My apologies.
刚才有个电话会议 Conference call with the board...
发行细节，市场情况 launch details,marketing emergencies.
碰巧，哦 - It happens.- Yeah.
我叫他们再忍耐一下，因为Steve Addington I told them to stick it for a minute 'cause Steve Addington
和他的代表来我这儿了 and his representation were in my den.
哦，伙计，这地方太牛逼了，哦 - And hey, dude, this place rocks.- Yeah.
伙计，我告诉过Jack，我在撒丁岛看过你的影片了 Man, I was telling Jack, I saw footage of you in Sardinia
迷人的波尔图Ferro岛，兄弟，浪漫的剪辑 crushing Porto Ferro, bro. Man, killer cutback.
很酷，哦，现在我谈谈合作的事情 Cool, yeah.Now I cut deals.
那正是我们想谈的 That's what I'm talking about.
好天气，该死的 Jack May weather.God damn!
只有Steve Addington能有一个这么酷的经纪人 Only Steve Addington could have a manager so cool.
我不知道..Zarno先生？ - I don't know...- Mr. Zarno?
对不起，耶？ Excuse me. Yeah?
La Rosa先生邀请一些东西。好的，行 - Mr. La Rosa's asking for evidence. - Good, right?
哦，上帝，好的，天哪，对不起 Oh, God. All right.Guys, I'm sorry.
我有些手头的事要去处理，Margaret,我的小秘 I got some more hand-holding to do. Margaret, my assistant,
会带你们周围走走，看看这房子 will show you around,show you the house,
展示一下那个游戏..伙计们，我们等会儿再谈 show you the game... you.Guys, we'll talk soon.
行吗？ All right?
酷，哥们 Cool guy.
先生们 Gentlemen?
跟我来 Follow me.
这是我们的控制中心 This is our nerve center.
可以在监视器上看到房子的每一个部分 You can see the entire home here on our monitors...
大厅，饭厅，草坪 weight room, kitchen,our spacious grounds.
哦，这是你的房间，Steven Ah, that's your room,Steven.
从你的窗户可以看到Malibu海滩最美的风景 You have a perfect view of Malibu's Point Dume from both windows.
(laughs)
这房子以前是Klaus Woo的 The house is early Klaus Woo.
谁？Woo - Who?- Woo.
哦，后－后现在复兴主义 - Oh.- Post-post-modernist revival.
哦－注意这些有力的线条 - Jack: Oh.- Notice the strong lines
和完美的圆形 and the perfect circles,
就像魔法般地平线和分子一样 as if to conjure the line of the horizon and the molecules.
这房子曾经属于非常著名的色情明星陈冠西的 The house used to belong to a very distinguished porn star...
这地方真是... This place is so...
所有...OK - so... Okay?
先生们 Gentlemen.
这地方真是... This place is so...
你有没有玩过过“第一人的出现”的电视游戏 Have you ever experienced a first-person-emersion video game?
我有点晕头转向 I've dropped a few quarters into Donkey Kong.
这地方真是... This place is so...
漂亮 pretty.
跟我来 Follow me.
我们叫自由冲浪者 We're calling it "Free Surfer."
那是在测试版，会在下一个圣诞节用它 It's in beta,available next Christmas.
醒目的标题 Catchy title.
戴在你头上 Put them on your head.
我不想把它放头上 I don't want to put them on my head.
这是未来科技 It's the future.
未来科技，兄弟，瞧瞧 It's the future, bro.Take a peek.
好吧 All right.
欢迎进入数码革命 Welcome to the digital revolution.
对 Right.
Whoa.
四月，五月 April May.
开始 It's going off.
(rock song begins)
(song sticks)
哦，兄弟 Whoa, bro.
你没事吧？ You all right?
Ahh.
我没有抱怨的意思，因为我们不抱怨 I don't mean to be complaining 'cause we're not complainers,
但我奇怪 but I was curious...
我想要明白，到底我弟弟能这里做什么？ what exactly do you need Add here for?
Ahh.
我们做模拟冲浪游戏 We can simulate surfing,
但是没有伟大的冲浪手，我们不能逼真的模拟冲浪游戏 but we can't simulate great surfing without great surfers.
Oh. Oh.
这是模拟场景 Now that makes sense.
请过来 Please.
哦，Jack,哦。哦。哦。哦 - Whoo.- Jack: Ho ho ho ho ho.
好。好、好 - Man: Nice. Nice.- Hey,
Zarno went all out, huh?
看这，，那个La Rosa Look at this...that's La Rosa.
他在完成一个日常项目 He's finishing a sequencing session.
就是这样，我们可以捕捉到你们的个人冲浪风格 That's how we capture your personal surfing style.
这样，我们就能建立Addington的形象 That's how we'll create the Addington avatar.
他是个冲浪好手，伙计 He's a good surfer, man.
好战分子，以前是城管队的 - Hard charger.- (thumps)
怎么了，兄弟？ What's happenin', bro?
想想看，你看上去是最好的 Thought you'd be better looking,
有最有力的武器和别的 have longer arms or something.
我听不到你鸟语，兄弟 I can't hear you, bro.
谢谢，妈妈？ Gracias, mam?
我的世界我作主 It's my world now, mamao.
你要去整理头发和补妆 Man:We need you in hair and makeup.
Wow.
这家伙来者不善，的确是 - Dude looks upset.- Truly.
好了，大家，重新安排器材 Man:Okay, people, let's reset the rig...
这阴沉沉的，兄弟 Looks cold in there, bro.
阴沉沉，哦，对不起 - Frigid.- Man: Uh, sorry,
这里不能抽烟 there's no smoking in here.
Brill,关了，Baker,请关了 Man: Brill, shut it.Baker, please.
Addington,继续 Addington, continue.
Ben和Barry不会把我数字化 Ben and Barry wouldn't digitize me.
那是Steve Addington That's Steve Addington.
Brillo,喂...那个冲浪手 - Man: Brillo, please...- The surfer.
我会来这儿 ...I will come over there.
我还要告诉你们其他事 I'll tell you something else, man:
电视游戏，实体电视 Video games,reality TV,
自由冲浪者 Free Surfer...
我的意思是，那是个他妈什么地方，伙计？ I mean, what the fuck is that, man?
我不是绿房子里的小丑 I'm not some ass-clown in a green room.
我是个冲浪手，伙计，是的 - I'm a surfer, dude.- Man: Yes.
Hi.
我是Stacey-多好的一天啊 - I'm Stacey.- Brillo: Good day.
这是我朋友，Danni.你好 - This is my friend Danni.- Hello.
嗨，你好吗？嗨 - Hey, how are you?- Hey.
我们为实体秀工作 Stacey:We're working for the reality show.
东海岸？纽约 - East Coast?- New York.
你意思是不是我们拍你？ Do you mind if we shoot you?
不，没事 No, roll away.
(Stacey whispering)
那你不打算去做自由冲浪者？ So you're not going to do Free Surfer?
我听说La Rosa可是税后收入超过10万美金啊 I hear La Rosa's getting over $100,000 in residuals...
什么？10万？ - What?- $100,000?
曝光的相当于两倍，哦 ...and exposure worth twice that.- Yeah!
就像得到一张藏宝图 It's like getting a map to buried treasure.
除非不去藏，就摆在哪儿 Except it's not buried.It's dangling there
像大串的肥美葡萄 like a big fat grape.
我爱吃葡萄，但谁会摘这些葡萄，兄弟？ - I love grapes.- But who picked that grape, bro?
真的，菜鸟，你知道？幸运的农夫，伙计 Seriously, migrants, you know?Exploited farmers, man.
La Rosa的小侄女大概会去摘那些葡萄，伙计 La Rosa's little niece probably had to pick that grape, man,
- in Oxnard.- Man: Dude.
Steve: Wow.
没感觉到。哦 - Not feeling it.- Man: Yeah.
不在里面 Not into it.
我只是想冲浪，享用每一天 I just want to surf,keep the stoke day to day.
伟大的理想啊，伙计们 Man:Quality thinking, man.
你好了吗？ You get all that?
行了 Got it.
最后，东海岸 Later, East Coast.
回头见，再见 - See ya.- Bye.
高兴碰见你，见鬼 Nice meeting you.Blowing it.
见鬼 Blowin' it.
(bleating)
Add伙计，农夫Bob - Add-Man.- Farmer Bob.
(mimics bleating)
进来屋里 Get in this house.
从我的花园，兄弟，私家花园 - From my garden, brother.- Homegrown.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
在私家花园里交谈 Speaking of homegrown...
哦自然的 "au naturale."
阳光下 Under the sun...
金色的 Topanga Gold.
祝福花朵们 Bless the flowers...
祝福小草，保佑他们，兄弟，祝福小草 - Bless the weed. Amen to that, brother. ...bless the weed.
我们分开多久了？ How long we got you for?
我去到寒冷的地方一段时间 I'm gonna chill local-style for awhile...
夏天。至少，哦， the summer, at least.Yeah.
像往常，这是给山羊的 The usual for the goats.
让我们在农场里悠闲自由 Keep 'em on the farm roaming free.
你很慷慨 You're way too generous.
因为一个原因，他们称之为谦逊 They call it "courtesy" for a reason, brother.
想划船出去？ Wanna paddle out?
等一会儿 It's been a while.
(chuckles)
我最好关心一下我们爸爸的生意 I best be about my father's business.
很好 Cool.
我也是，兄弟，我也是 Me too, brother.Me too.
我要走,,,有空再来 - What goes down......gotta come up!
(mimics bleating)
(indistinct chattering)
芙蓉姐姐，瞧你 April May, look at you.
瞧你，冠西哥 - Look at you.- Ahh.
有没有感到风起来了？ Did you feel that wind kick up?
我们在早前一次一起玩过 El Ni駉 may be paying us an early visit.
我听说你做是实体秀的冲浪手 I heard you're gonna be one of the surfers on the reality show.
不，哦 Nn-nnh.
哦，我会呆在这儿，冲浪和然后在园子打麻将 Nah, I'm gonna stay here,surf and work the garden.
就像影片里，OK? Just picture it, okay?
你和我，会像赵本山那么火的 You and me,the stars of it,
就像宋丹丹 - just rulin' it.- Mmm.
答应我你想要这样 Promise me you'll think about it.
(chuckles)
Aha ha ha.
招手，耶稣 - To the waves.- Jesus.
她刺痛了我，兄弟 She hurts me, bro.
我不知道她是哪根葱，哥们 I don't know about her, dudes.
她是潘金莲，兄弟 She's the siren, bro.
我想去干了她，带着我的狐臭 I want to mark her with my scent like a lemur.
帮帮忙 This helps.
我不是小丑 Steve:I'm not some ass-clown...
我是个冲浪运动员，伙计 - (laughs)...l'm a surfer, dude.
漂亮的电影，谢谢 - That's excellent footage.- Stacey: Thanks.
这是真正有用素材 It's really useful stuff.
被发掘了，对吗？ - (giggling)- Kind of a scoop there, isn't it?
你们哪一个，拿的摄像机拍的？ Which one of you was behind the camera here at the end?
哦，你做的，我 - Um, you did.- Me.
我和交流，然后她.. Stacey: I was actually interviewing and she was...
对不起你能离开一下吗？电视游戏，实体电视.. - Would you excuse us a minute? ...video games, reality TV...
那么...Danni,对吗？耶 - So... Danni, is that right?- Yeah.
你明显受过良好教育，又聪明.. You're obviously educated, smart...
有教养 cultured perhaps.
我的论文是统合管理 I did my thesis on vertical integration:
通过发行和零售拥有产品 owning production through distribution and retail.
哦，好的，第一课 Yeah, well, lesson one:
收集好的素材，好的，你知道已经准备好了 get the content.Well, you know that already,
是吗？ don't you?
关了摄像机后，Addy说其他的事了吗？ So did Addy say anything else?Anything off-camera?
不，除了他很漂亮的说了个“不” No, except what he said which was pretty much "No."
对，好的，他是个钉子户，不过他会到这儿来的 Right, well, he's playing hard to get.He'll come around.
他们最终都会来的 They all come around eventually.
看上去你们两个有点时间 Looked like you two had a little moment.
你说什么？ I'm sorry?
我看了这个带子 I saw the tape,
他看你的眼神，你要去否认吗 the way he looked at you.Are you gonna deny it?
对，我否认 Yeah, I deny it.
(man shouting in background)
你现在可以走了（这句后来被报复了） You can go now.
向钞票招手！你真太漂亮了，Mira La Rosa: Wave that money!You look so beautiful. Mira.
哦，你还没有体验过La Rosa，宝贝？ Ay, co駉, mam?you ever taste La Rosa, baby?
这就像避难所，但更好，对的 It's like Sabritos, but better. That's right!
Pa', Eddie, d韑a.（鸟语）
(speaks Spanish)(说鸟语）
嗨，女士们，巧克力甜心 - Hey, ladies.- Chocolate y Snowflake.
冲浪明星的享受着生活.. Announcer:Surfers living and partying...
嗨，嗨，嗨..天空下 - Hey! Hey hey!...under one roof,
海滩在召唤你去战斗，Addington, Addington! - fighting for waves on one beach. - Addington, Addington!
Addington!24小时一天 - Addington!- 24 hours a day,
一个丝丝作响的夏季 it's one sizzling summer.
多么热情似火 It's gonna be hot.
澳大利亚巨浪的召唤，Johnny Doran... Australia's big-wave rider, Johnny Doran...
我喜欢巨浪 Johnny:I like huge waves,
Catholic sheila在我的夹肉饼上 Catholic sheilas and beets on my burger.
我爱这家伙 I love that guy.
撕裂的感觉 ...Lupe La Rosa: shredder sensation
来自Puerto Rico from Puerto Rico...
哦，孩子们，你们也来怎么样？ Hey, kids, how you doin'?
你要我的亲笔签名吗？谁要红牛，啊?(好像是中国饮料) You want my autograph? Who wants some Red Bull, huh?
Yeah!
就这样，这是"Lupe."（签名） Just business.That's "Lupe."
还有拥有马利布冲浪板的传奇冲浪手 ...and Malibu's own legendary soul surfer,
Steve Addington.
谁？ Who?
他怕我痛扁他 He's scared I outsurf him.
嗨，Steve! Hey, Steve!
走啊 - It's... ...going...
离开 ...off.
这个夏天，一个冲浪商标隆重登场 Premiering this summer,from the mind of surf icon,
Eddie Zarno.
什么！看哪儿 All:What! Watching that.
是不是放弃了这个好机会，兄弟 Thought you passed on the wave porn, bro.
我不去 I did.
哥们，我们看来，我们喜欢这个 Dude, we saw it and we loved it
还有，你知道，我一直不明白你为什么放弃这个秀（表演） and, you know, I'm still not sure why you're down on this show.
我说我不去，哥们 I said no, dude.
我知道，兄弟，但，像... I know, bro, but, like...
他很生气，你知道吗？ he's pissed, you know?
Zarno显然得到了一些影像资料 Zarno apparently got ahold of some video
知道你拒绝他的计划 of you passing on his project
或者说，让他很难堪 in a way that didn't sit too well with him.
哦，我说了“不玩”，那个团队不可靠，我这么想 Yeah, I said "No dice" in no uncertain terms, and I meant it.
为什么你要去歧视那群可怜的被禁锢的孩子 Why do you want to discriminate against all those poor landlocked kids
就像在堪萨斯别人对你那样 like in Kansas who are gonna watch you on this thing
事实上，哪儿有些东西是在世界上都是很酷的 and realize that there is something cooler in the world
比我这咸肉做的房子 than a house made of corn?
什么？ What?
老兄，你屁股有多少钞票？ Dude, how are you sitting for cash?
不多 A handful.
哦，为什么不在山脚下漫步 Well, then why don't you just stroll on down the hill
面带微笑，散发着迷人的魅力 and smile and be charming and be cool
这是Addington，你知道？ and be Addington, you know?
可能还有些更酷的（妈的，美国佬三句话不离酷，什么都是酷） Maybe something cool will happen.
哥们，我说的，我做个冲浪手没问题 Man, like I said, I got no problem shaking a surfer's hand,
兄弟，但我不想住在那房子里，行吗 brother, but I'm not living there.Cool?
OK，小子，但记住：要心胸开阔 Okay, dude, but remember: mind open, heart enlarged,
主席说，好好学习，天天向上 soul receptive.
我爱你，我也是，兄弟 - I love you.- You too, brother.
请，请，杀了我吧，哥们 All: Please. Please. You're killing me, man.
我们走吧 - Let's go.- Boom!
Ho ho ho!
你看见我了？ # You see me? #
渥，我爱美国 - Whoa!- I love America.
我脑子残废了 I had no idea.
Yes!
对不起 Excuse me?
你放入绿胡椒，红胡椒，蒜，洋葱 You put the green pepper, red pepper, garlic, onion,
很多乱七八糟的...你要热爱你的生活，小子们,对吧？ y mucho amor... you need the loving in your life, papi, right?
谁知道Eddie在哪里吗？ Anybody know where Eddie is?
哦，妈妈，没看见我在做菜吗？ Oye, mamao, can't you see I'm cooking?
谁啊，La Rosa,哥们？ What's up, La Rosa, bro?
小子，我看见你在电视上用嘴放臭屁 Man, I saw you talking trash on TV the other day.
想干嘛？ What gives?
干嘛？想单挑？ "What gives"? I'll tell you what gives.
你和你的自由冲浪乡下傻逼，那就是你吗 You and your free-surfing-country-soul vibe, that's what gives.
要是在30年前，同志们，大便不能参加比赛 It's about 30 years late, papi. That shit can't compete.
(all laughing)
我不比赛，小子 I'm not competing, bro.
哦，我为啥不买呢，哥们 Well, I'm not buying it, bro.
我不卖 I ain't selling it.
哦，我需要全部厨房的镜头 Oh, whoa whoa. I need all cameras in the kitchen.
你没什么，我需要的 You got nothing I need.
Hey.
我知道，你想泡我 I thought about what you said
但是好女不嫁二夫 and we're just not gonna work out.
哦，什么东东？ - Ooh.- What?
我现在和Lupe谈恋爱，对不起 I'm with Lupe now.I'm sorry.
我只是在找Eddie,各位 I'm just looking for Eddie, man.
你该回家去抱头痛哭了,Steven You can go home and cry now, Steven.
(rap song playing)
嗨，伙计们，哦各位 - Hey, dude.- Aw, man.
真高兴再次见到你，Steven,我也一样 - It's good to see you again, Steven.- Likewise.
的确是 It really is.
你来我们很兴奋..你是世界上最酷的冲浪手 We're excited to have you... the coolest surfer in the world.
对 Yeah.
加油干，小子！就这样，小子 - Hard work, fella!- That's right, fella!
过来 Come on.
青草很好，我剪了他们，各位 Grass is perfect and we cut it, man.
为什么？ Why?
(rap continuing)
你曾经自己独自周游列国，哦！ You used to walk everywhere yourself, huh?
你停下了，伙计，为什么你停下了？哦，不 - You stopped, man. Why'd you stop? - Oh, no.
你遇到财政问题了，伙计? Was it that reef bounce at Mavs, man?
哦，你听到这个 Oh, you heard about that.
看，这很严重，伙计 Saw that.It was heavy, man.
Steven,Ben和Barry叫你私下关照你 Steven, Ben and Barry asked me to personally take care of you.
他们不必这样，“因为经典没有谎言” Not that they had to,'cause numbers don't lie.
经典？Steven - Numbers? - Numbers, Steven.
都是这些事，经典，你的和我的朋友 It's all about the, numbers. And yours, my friend, add up.
- Margaret? - Yep?
只要你签了这个，答应全身心的参与进来 Just need your signature on these saying you'll participate fully
我的项目 in my projects.
伙计，我们多扫兴，冲浪手对冲浪手 Dude, we were just chilling,surfer to surfer.
出去打工多年，该享受生活了 There are times in life when years of preparation
迎接这个机会吧 meet the moment of opportunity.
这一刻是属于你的 This is that moment for you.
支票 Checks.
这真是过瘾，兄弟 This is actually stoked, bro.
怎么样，兄弟?那是给我的，他们？ What up, bro?Those are for me, aren't they?
他们给你的，是的，要是你签了的话 They're for you, yes,as soon as you sign,
说你将参与自由冲浪手 saying you'll participate in Free Surfer
还要住在我的房子里 and live in my house.
我告诉你，伙计，我不签 I told you, man,I'm not signing.
我不参与，你知道？ I'm not participating, you know?
那没有隐私，Eddie It's not personal, Eddie.
我想和你说，我... I'm trying to tell you, I'm...
我冲浪，可以，我是个冲浪手 I surf.All right, I'm a surfer...
在外面，在这儿 out there.
Steven,我想你记着这个事情 Steven, I want you to remember something here,
不要忘了这个 and don't forget this, huh?
你在做广告 You're in advertising.
Ben和Barry不会平白无故花钱让你去冲浪 Ben and Barry never paid you to surf.
Jack有我的电话号码 Jack's got my number.
要是你想通了，叫他打电话给我 You tell him to call when you start "feeling it."
(murmured humming)
Heeeeey.
等一下 Wait a minute.
那是怎么回事？ What about that?
我上次是在演双簧 I was acting.
他们叫我演，好像我喜欢他 They told me to play like I wanted him.
可我实际上稀罕你 But I want you there.
你稀罕我？ You do?
(mumbles)
你想要干什么？ What do you want?
这地方真不错 That's good there.
(groans)
(coughs)
(all groaning)
(man belches)
真是伟大一夜，兄弟们 Truly epic night, brothers.
我只是想纪录下来... I just want to go on record...
(trails off)
报告说“冲浪”那是个湖“” Report said "surf."That's a lake.
哦，弟兄们 Oh, bro.
都结束了，伙计们 Something's off, dudes.
No bueno, mate. No bueno.
(rock music playing)
音乐，音乐，快，派对，开始了 M鷖ica, m鷖ica. Come on, party, people.
跟我来 Follow me.
(singing in Spanish)
Lupe太酷了，Aww! Lupe's so cool. Aww!
来唱吧，张学友的哥，九百九十朵玫瑰 Back to the sofrito, mi gente, because I did not forget about you.
外面在外面有20个摄像头，我们能看到所以地方 Man: We got 20 cameras outside. We can cut to anything we want.
再剪辑好，会有很多好镜头 We edit as we go.There's hardly any post.
性感场面，突发事件，很快，我们能得到 It's sexy, it's happening,it's fast. We got...
我的意思，我们能...要是发生了什么事 I mean, we can...if anything gets old,
想...想这个你好？ like... like this. Hello?
来吧，怎么不拍一下女孩们说话 Come on, I don't want shots of girls talking.
这个好吗？ Is this better?
很好 Good.
那些狗屎通过统计了吗，啊？ That shit goes across demographics, huh?
下周，Addington会加入。。令人太惊喜了 And next week, Addington drops in. Boom... it's fantastic.
13天没有海浪
他妈的怎么搞的 What the fuck?
哦，伙计，看...想想马克思理论 Hey, man, look... Socrates recommended the dialectic
改革开放到最关键的时候，同志们 when faced with such an impasse, man.
你知道？你问我一个问题 You know?You ask me a question,
我的回答是成立的 I respond with something to build on
那么一个话题就形成了，而没有其他的答案没被讨论 and a conversation is formed, out of which answers are revealed.
哪儿有浪？ Mm-hmm. Where are the waves?
我不知道，伙计 I don't know, man.
都他妈是假的，伙计们 Something's bogus, dudes.
B-O-G-U-S.
我要去吃回头草 I gotta compensate.
不去，伙计 "No entiendo," dude.
不，不，不，双方都有利，兄弟 No no no, he speaks of reciprocity, bros...
平衡我们的能力，伙计 balance in the energy that binds us, man.
没什么绝对的事，伙计 There are no separate deeds, man.
你知道，读读邓小平理论，伙计 You know, read Heisenberg, man.
你知道，我们看这颗树，我们影响它，你影响那些树，伙计 You know, we affect... by looking at that tree, you affect that tree, man.
真是这样吗，伙计 You make it real, man.
好了，谢谢，你去真的有帮助 Yeah yeah, thanks. You've been really helpful.
牺牲一下，兄弟 Sacrifices, bro.
为了尺度，而尺度 Measure for measure.
我必须去表现一下 I gotta take action.
哦，哦，哦，那种表现？ Whoa whoa whoa,what kind of action?
一直等到海浪来了，别太娘们 No more women till we get waves.
哦，好小伙子 Yeah, good one.
不太菜，都要，一直等到海浪来 No more weed, either,not till we get waves.
哦，你知道，别等太久，伙计 Hey, you know, let's not take it too far, man.
首先，操他妈的，然后，再操他妈的 First off, fuck that.And second off, yeah, fuck that.
这就是哲学的作用，你知道，那是生活，伙计（我疯了） There's philosophy and then there, you know, there's life, man...
为什么你不打我的波的？ Why don't you just blow my fucking balls off?
还有物理学，伙计，蝴蝶效应，伙计（这家伙太欠揍） - and physics, man.Butterfly effect, man.
哥们，你要干掉那个傻逼 Mate, you're the ass-cutting chosen one.
哦，北京烤鸭 Hey, stone crab...
你爱北京烤鸭，哦？ you love stone crab, huh?
你能停止吃北京烤鸭 You could stop eating stone crab.
对，不吃了 - Right.- Give it up.
不，兄弟 No, bros.
我禁食 I'm fasting.
我什么都没有，我什么都没有 - I got nothing.- I got nothing.
哦，我要退出 Ah, we gotta vacate.
这，黄金海岸...无论走到哪里 Indo, Gold Coast...wherever it's going off...
我说我们 I'm taking us.
就是说我们要去冲浪？就是说我们要去冲浪？ - That means we're gonna surf?- That means we're gonna surf.
Jack有电话来吗？没有，先生 - Did Jack May weather call?- No, sir.
Okay,
告诉Perez去准备Addington的磁带 tell Perez to prep the Addington tape.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
叫他取消晚上的计划 And tell him to cancel his plans for the evening.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
看看他账户 And put a hold on his expense accounts.
谁的? Whose?
Addington兄弟的.哦，是的，当然，对不起 - Addington's.- Oh, yes, of course. Sorry.
哪一个的呢？ Um, which ones?
他们哥俩的 All of them.
去喝冲浪的饮料 Went to Surf Liquor.
肯定是他妈的冻结了你的账户 Fucknut must have frozen your tab there too.
真他妈的操蛋 Really upset Baker.
那账户是我生命中唯一纯净的东西 That tab was the one pure thing in my life.
没钱香草（大麻）能帮你度过光阴 Herb will get you through times with no money
有钱比和香草一起过好点 better than money will get you through times with no herb.
我努力了，我看了，我打电话了，我会面了 I tried. I looked. I called. I met.
没什么能打动你去签这份合同 No one can touch you with Zarno owning your contracts.
我需要海浪，Jack I need waves, Jack.
海浪 Waves.
哦，真是个榆木脑袋 Hey, what about that sticker thing?
你知道，那个商标图案 You know?The logo idea.
哦，有点... Oh, that's kinda...
个人认为，不是吗？ personal, isn't it?
真的，太好了，伙计，他喜欢你 Exactly. Great.Man, he loves you.
只是...大概只是个沟通问题 It's just... it's probably just a communication problem.
告诉他你会给他推销产品，他会赚钱 Tell him that you will push the product. That's money to him.
我意思是，我们只能做这个，我想不到其他还有什么 I mean, it's all we got.I don't know what else to do.
Hey! (laughs)
- Mmm. - Hey.
阳光下，是的 - "Under the sun."- Yeah.
所有东西在阳光下，对 Everything is under it, right?
冲浪，美女，美好的爱，美好的时光.. The surf, chicks,good loving, good times...
都放进去，产生了，“大自然” anything you're into,happening "au naturale"
阳光下 - under......the sun.
太阳，太阳 - The sun!- The sun!
耶，这些都是Addington Yeah.And it's something that Addington
疯狂的、充满热情的，喜欢，曾经 has been so mad passionate about for, like, ever.
不屈不挠的家伙 Stickers.
你能任何东西上去 You can put it on anything.
你知道，你的电视节目...冲浪板 - You know, your television...- Surfboard.
墙，笔记本电脑 - Your wall.- Your laptop.
狗 Your dog.
要是你给它剔毛 If you shave it.
OK,OK,好了。 Okay. Okay, all right.
瞧，， wo Look... wow.
好，我听完了，我考虑过了 Well, I've listened,I've considered,
回答是“不” and the answer's no.
想都不要想 Not feelin' it.
现在你准备来工作还是其他什么？ Now are you ready to come to work or what?
伙计..对不起 - Dude...- Excuse me.
很好 ...be cool.
将要怎么样？ What's it gonna be?
要和我混，还是操这个城市？ Fun under my sun or Fuck City?
Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa, dude.
等一下，伙计，我真的想痛扁你一顿 Wait a minute, man.I'm seriously about to pound you.
小子，你懂我的意思吗？ Man, do you understand that?
你想收回我的的旅行信用卡 Are you gonna turn my travel card back on
还是什么？Ok,o.o - or what?- Okay. Whoa whoa.
妈妈！我们来，我们来，就在这儿 Mama! Here we go!Here we go.
这就是愤怒，我已经找到了 This is the anger I've been looking for.
这就是巨浪激情，我需要表现出来 This is the big-wave passion I need for the show.
哦？哦，太漂亮了 Huh? Oh, it's beautiful.
太漂亮了，愤怒，我是对的 It's beautiful, anger.Am I right?
耶，令人惊喜，愤怒，真正的好冲浪手 Yeah, fantastic anger.Really good stuff.
什么他妈的意思？你喜欢这样 - What the fuck?- You're gonna love this.
播出那个磁带，我来告诉你一些其他事 - Roll the tape.- I'll tell you something else:
冲浪手的痛苦，伙计 Surfing's lame, dude.
冲浪手 ..他们都是小丑，享受吧 - Surfers... they're ass-clowns.- Enjoy.
我没感觉到 And I'm not feeling it.
没有进入 Not into it.
进入电视游戏，实体电视 Into video games,reality TV.
说谎的龟头，法西斯，生儿子没屁眼（原文如此，不好意思） Lying cocksucker fascist bastard asshole
这婊子养的，他们都是小丑 - son of a crooked fuck. - They're ass-clowns.
我去宰了那畜牲 I'm gonna kill him!
但我不觉得 And I'm not feeling it.
没进入.进入电视游戏 Not into it.Into video games...
哦，我的太上老君 Eddie:Oh my God.
哦，宝贝，电影魔术 Oh, baby,the magic of montage.
这会儿怎么样了，啊？ How was that for a moment, huh?
不能这么干 You cannot do this,
你这样无原则，不道德...小心 - you unethical, unprincipled...- Careful.
你这变态屁眼（美女讲的，过分） ...scumbag asshole.
发火了，不，你这大便 - Fired.- No shit.
这是由金钱决定的规则，小甜心 Those with the gold make the rules, sweetpea.
记住这个...冲浪手的痛苦 - Remember that....surfing's lame...
剪到第三段，我想看看 Cut to three here.I want to see it.
开始第三段 Man:Going to three.
你好， Steven...没感觉到 - Eddie: Hello, Steven....not feeling it.
Jack?
嗨，我们为大家准备了，一些自由冲浪手的在走廊里的傻事 Man: Hey, we got some Free Surfer hoodies for you at the end of the hall there,
要是你感觉到冷 if you're getting cold.
电视游戏和实体电视 ...video games and reality TV.
瞧，狗屎国王 Man:Look, it's King Shit.
冲浪手的痛苦 ...surfing's lame.
哦，哦，男子汉来了 Whuh-oh!It's macho man.
狭路相逢，小子 You got cajones, papi.
我们走，Addington - Here we go. Addington,
你就别再这样了 this has got to stop.
你干嘛还纠缠我，什么？ - You're sort of stalking me.- What?
你上了我的马子，妈妈？ You messing around with my bitch, mamao?
我们没干什么 Nothing happened.
相信我，借他十个胆也不敢 Believe me, he tried.
嗨，东海岸，你看见Jack了吗？ Hi, East Coast,you seen Jack?
Whoa whoa whoa!
耶，宝贝 Lupe:Yeah, baby!
干你，你这个懦夫，小子 Co駉!That's the one-hitter quitter, papi.
你喜欢这样吗？ How you like that?
晚上好,Steven Good night, Steven.
(sound distorted) Addington? Steve?
我简直不敢相信发生的事，真是太好了 I can't believe this is happening.This is so great.
哦，我感觉糟透了 Please, I feel awful.
(groans)
Jack?公安局的带他走了 - Jack?- He's with the police.
他拿板儿砖砸了Zarno的车 He threw a brick at Zarno's car.
他的车?他砸了Zarno His car?He threw it at Zarno.
板儿砖？ A brick?
还有一个瓶子，他被抓走了 And a bottle.They took him to jail.
- Addington? - Danni?
Steven Addington刚才用垂死的声音叫你的名字 Steve Addington just said your name with his dying breath.
太浪漫了，就像金庸的小说一样 This is so romantic.It's like a Jane Austen novel.
(woman vocalizing)
Hey.
(beeping)
欢迎致电休闲热线 Man:Welcome to Breakline.
冲浪，请按1 To check for surf, press one.
休闲是平，平，平 Those breaks are flat flat flat
and flat.
(sizzling)
- Hey. - Oh.
Ah, hi.
早上好 Um, good morning.
对不起，您那位啊？ Excuse me, who are you?
我是Stacely I'm Stacey.
好吧，你在我公寓... - Right.- You're in my apartment...
我和Danni的 me and Danni's.
Oh.
嗨，Stacey,做了.. Hey, Stacey, did...
我们做了.. did we...
哦，，不 Oh, um, yeah... no.
那现在你起床了 But you're up now.
果汁？ Juice?
不 No.
谢谢你，尽管 Thank you, though.
松饼？我在禁食 - Muffin?- I'm fasting.
不 No.
(baby cooing)
Hey, Luanne.
为什么这些家伙把Jack的割草机拿走了 Why are those dudes driving off with Jack's mowers?
我们有很多草地，但没人去干活 We have many lawns but no one to push them.
我不知道怎么办，我们下岗分流了 I don't know what else to do. Business is bad.
我们需要钱 We need the money.
我要走了，Addington I have to go, Addington.
我现在要去监狱里探视Jack I have to visit Jack in jail now.
(baby cries)
哦，会好的，宝贝 Oh, it's all right, baby.
(baby wailing)
Oh, Jack.
那是他妈的Steve Addington,伙计 That's fucking Steve Addington right there, man.
那个在你磁带里的长发傻逼 That long-haired hippie was talking shit on You Tube.
用你的玉米饼砸他妈的 Throw your fucking burrito at him.
吃这个吧，小丑 Eat that, ass-clown.
(both shout, hoot)
喜欢你的早餐吧！ Boy:Enjoy the breakfast!
29天没有海浪
你好？ Hello?
你好 Hello?
我是Danni It's Danni.
你好 - Hello? - (beads rattle)
Steve?
你没事吧？ You okay?
快点 (voice echoing) Quick,
别动，站在那儿 don't just do something;stand there.
什么？ What?
我在等待 I'm waiting.
虽然我试图不去这样做 but I'm trying not to even do that.
那是什么，就像，打坐还是其他什么？ What is that, like,Zen or something?
无论怎样，等了又等 It's whatever waiting without waiting is.
(blowing through didgeridoo)
你在等什么? What are you waiting for?
海浪 Waves.
哦，对不起，Steve... - Well, I'm sorry, Steve... - (blowing continues)
但，你知道，我刚才听了收音机 - but, you know, I was just listening to the radio
说现在没有能冲浪的海浪 and they said there isn't gonna be a rideable wave
至少这几天在加利福尼亚沿岸 on the California coast for days, at least.
南面，也许，在墨西哥 - South, maybe, in Mexico. - (stops blowing)
墨西哥 Mexico.
你要去哪儿? - You got wheels?- Um, do... do...
啊，我开了Stacey的...Stacey的皮卡车 Uh, I got Stacey's...Stacey's truck.
哦哦，对，我知道一辆车 Yeah yeah yeah.I know a cat.
要是在Baja坏了 If it's breaking in Baja,
在Greenbough坏了 it's breaking at Greenbough's.
去墨西哥 Go to Mexico!
墨西哥 Mexico!
Ahem.
我能和你说个事情吗？ Danni:Can I just say something?
我觉得我要向你道歉，在Zarno哪儿发生的事 I feel I need to apologize for what happened with Zarno
我拍的那片子，我不是.. and my footage.I did not...
不，我知道，我知道，很酷 No, I know, I know.It's cool.
你不想要个解释？ You don't want an explanation?
我不想提他们的事 I didn't say what they had me saying,
所以不需要向我解释 so I don't need that explained to me.
看看手袋里 Check that glovebox.
上路 Go on.
Yeah.
(distant partying sounds)
(buzzing)
Zarno先生，门口有三个人 Man: Mr. Zarno,there are three guys at the gate
找Addington的，我估计是他死党 looking for Addington.I think they're friends of his.
我让他们进来吗？行 - Shall I let them in?- Yes.
这是好消息？是的，让他们进来，确认 Are you kidding me?Yes, let them in, definitely.
问问他们，Addington去他妈哪里了？ And ask them where the fuck is Addington?
当然，女士们，你们可以添我Lupe Lupe:Of course, ladies, you can lick Lupe.
随时...哦，天！这三个妈妈 Anytime... Oh, mira!The three mamaos.
(laughing)
好，让他们进来，OK Yeah, let them in.It's okay.
女士们，继续舔，别停下 Ladies, continue licking.Don't stop.
Ahhhh!
(groaning)
- Ahhh! - Oh!
- Hi. - (laughs)
你吓了我一跳 - (Steve groaning) - You scared me.
最好深呼吸，然后...深深的 Best to breathe, then... deeply.
没什么我们能帮他的，Chip There's nothing we can do for him, Chip.
移民局不做，我们来拯救生命，没有律师 The transplant didn't take.We're lifeguards, not lawyers.
(phone rings)
你好 Hello?
嗨，我的皮卡到哪去了？ Hi.- Where's my truck?
真是对不起 I am so sorry.
我把它开到墨西哥去了 I took it to Mexico with Steve Addington.
(laughs)
Stacey?你这个讨厌的小荡妇 - Stacey?- You disgusting slut!
OK,啊，我现在不能和你说 Okay, um, I can't really talk right now,
不过我会尽快回去 but I will be back as soon as I can.
我保证，行吗？ I promise.Is that okay?
有没有什么八卦新闻，我意思是现在 Not without details, it isn't.And I mean right now.
我要走了 不不不不不 - I gotta go.- No no no no no no...
不 No!
(hawk screeches)
美国人？ Americano?
你在树上干什么？ What you do in tree?
找海浪，老伙计 Looking for waves, buddy.
海浪在海洋里 Waves are in ocean,
不在树上 not tree.
不，海浪不在海洋里，老伙计 No, waves are not in ocean, buddy...
所以我在树上 so I'm in tree.
嗨，美国佬 Hey, americano,
我们能生堆大火 We make big crazy fire.
看看他 Look at him...
看他这么可怜，我心都碎了 it would break my heart if he didn't look so pathetic.
他这么高的时候 When he was yea high,
他骑在一个小板子上 he'd hitch rides down from Topanga,
看着我们冲浪，直到最后海浪消失 watching us surf till the last wave.
他妈妈把他丢在这儿，跟野男人跑了 His mom left him up there with some far-out folks
他是个冲浪板一起长大的 who let him grow up outside,
成了他的最爱 follow what he loved.
他爱冲浪，真是疯狂 - And he loved to surf. - Boy: Is crazy.
这样就解释了所有的疑问 Like it answered all his questions.
美国佬？ Americano?
直到现在 Until now.
难道他之前从来没有厌倦过吗？ So there's never been a drought like this before?
哦...对他没有 Nah... not for him.
不不不不不 Boy:No! No no no no...
那你为什么网络成瘾呢？ So how come you're not going crazy then?
我的意思是，你也是个冲浪手 I mean, you're a surfer too.
我是条鱼 I fish.
Add什么都不会，除了海浪 Add's got nothing but waves.
Whoa!
(Steve and boy moaning)
你没事吧？ - (laughing) - ?Qu?pas? Are you okay?
我想我倒的汽油太多了 I think I put too much gas on it.
Mi corazon's...
太沉重了 it's muy heavy.
我知道，朋友 I know, amigo.
我知道 I know.
美国佬，？？？？ Boy:Americano, o hay nada all?
哪里什么都没有 There is nothing there!
是的，成功的表演，好的 - Yes, a huge show.- Man: Right.
火爆的演出，直接串上房顶，是的，我知道 - A hit show; it'll go through the roof.- Yes, I know...
销售也火爆，Eddie，我知道，我知道 - Huge ad buy...- Eddie, I know, I know!
听着，这家伙在哪儿，Steve Addington Listen, where is this guy,Steve Addington?
(coughs) Addington?
对，Addington！听着，Simons说了... Yeah, Addington!Listen, Simons says...
好的..你保证是Addington - Yeah....you promised him Addington.
他看见La Rosa在片子上，但没看见Addington He's seeing La Rosa on the tape.He's not seeing Addington.
听着，我马上会把Steve Addington控制在手心 Listen, I will have Steve Addington under control very soon.
控制在手里！你他妈的什么意思？ Under control!What the fuck does that mean?
(Steve panting)
42天没有海浪（跳大神也没用）
装备从头到脚 Man:Dressed from head to foot
黑色 in black.
# Break it up, wind it up, one, two, three #
# Now you're ready to roll with me... #
快点，Brillo Hurry up, Brillo.
哥们，腐败了吧！ Guapa, mi gente, huh?
我操你妈的，La Rosa Fuck if you're cutting, La Rosa.
别这么想，哥们 Yeah, "da da da da da da da!"Don't think so, "papi."
Pero, amigos,我们是朋友，对吗？ Pero, amigos, we're friends, right?
縁amilia?
(snorts)
他怎么样了? How is he?
不太好 Not very good.
什么也不吃，转来转去 He hasn't eaten anything and he's pacing.
转来转去，糟糕 Pacing? That's bad.
这个是好东西，什么来的？ - This was good.- What's that?
Well...
这是个大个的，他妈的妖怪植物 this is a big, fucking monster bud.
这就是 That's what it is. (laughs)
Hey, Add?
Yeah?
我弄了这个给你，儿子 I scored this for you, son.
可爱 Sweet.
让他治疗早晨的土地和伤痛 Let's thread up some morning earth and burn.
好的，我会去治疗他 All right, I'm gonna go thread it up,
尽管我在青草上走过 but I gotta pass on the weed, though.
我禁食 I'm fasting.
Yeah.
是什么令冲浪如此特别？ What's so special about surfing?
什么让风如此的特别？ Steve:What's so special about the wind?
冲浪是去... Surfing is to...
带这神秘的面纱 be with that mystery,
你驾驭这那神秘，能多长就多长 to ride that mystery for as long as you can.
当结束时，太酷了，因为你知道你在那儿 And when it's over, that's cool, 'cause you know you were there...
在线条和时间上 in line and on time.
# Why she does #
# What she does... #
感觉到了吗？什么？ - Steve: Feel that? - What?
看到那个了吗？ See that?
没有 No.
他们过来了 They're coming.
海浪过来了，我们去冲浪 Waves are coming.We're surfing.
我们明天去冲浪 We are surfing tomorrow.
Yeah!
# Right now a ripple would be fine #
# She make me fall so in love #
# She got me riding so high #
# Test my patience just because #
# She knows that she's the only one #
# That's on my side, yeah #
# Why she does #
# What she does. #
(Steve whistling)
早上好 Good morning.
早上好 'Morning.
对不起 Sorry.
考虑一下，我们能早点回去吗？ Think we could head back soon?
我想Steacey为她的皮卡车，肯定气坏了？ I feel bad about Stacey's truck.
慢点，常会来，兄弟 Slow, wide turns, brother.
Espero que encuentras lo que buscas.Later, bro!（鸟语）
（收音机）：在北半球我们将从一个低压系统 Reporter on radio:We've gone from a low-pressure system
进入一个无压系统 to a no-pressure system in the Northern Hemisphere.
没什么新鲜事报道，但是当下可能打破一项纪录 There is nothing new to report but a possible record-breaking amount
打破连续多日没有海浪的新纪录，再祈求一次吧，可怜的人们 of days without waves.Once again, folks,
让我们冲浪 pray for surf.
嗨，你知道怎么让大家去冲浪吗？ Hey, you know how to get a dude to go surfing?
没线索 Not a clue.
你只要说“兄弟们，发射” You just say, "Dude, it's going off."
发射 It's going off.
你忘记说“兄弟们” You can't forget the "dude" part.
让大家知道那些人叫他们去冲浪 Lets someone know what kind of dude is asking them to go surfing.
兄弟们，好的 Dude. Okay.
收到了 Got it.
再见，东海岸 Later, East Coast.
他棒吗？ Was he good?
严肃的问 I'm serious.
你们谈了什么？ Then what are you talking about?
为什么你回这来？ Why are you here?
那是Steve Addington It's Steve Addington.
既然你到手，干嘛不再过去 You've got to get on that again at least once.
闭嘴 Shut up.
不，真的 No, seriously,
你可要趁热打铁啊 you gotta keep on hitting that until the hitting is done.
这么多灰尘 Vic:Whoa, a dustbowl.
Addington?
- Yoo-hoo! - Yo, Add?
我，在巴拿马吓的满身大汗 Vic:Me, I sweat like a bear in Panama.
这世道，你说呢 What kind of world, right,
把一个人从家里踢出去？ that kicks a...kicks a man out of his house?
你还好吗？ Are you cool?
我真的要走了... I'm really moved...
你们这帮家伙过来 you dudes came over.
爱和海浪.. Love and waves...
我会有一些灰暗的日子，伙计们 that's what we need in these dark days, man,
爱情 is love...
海浪 and waves.
还有一些长毛的家伙，哥们 And some hairy buds, bro.
还有一些长毛的家伙，哥们 And some hairy bud, man.
(siren wails)
哦，我们后面有公安 Uh, cops behind us.
冷静，伙计们，冷静 - Be cool, man. - Be cool.
冷静，冷静，冷静，冷静 All: Be cool, be cool, be cool.
冷静，冷静，冷静，冷静 Be cool, be cool, be cool.
(all continuing)
(playing)
冷静 Be cool.
操他妈的，我要停到边上去 Fuck!Uh... uh, I'm pulling over.
我们带着大麻 - Somebody bail with the weed. - Hey!
快点...再快点，伙计，快点，快点，快点 Man: Too fast... too fast, dude. Too fast, too fast.
他们要来追我，伙计 - They'll deport me.- Dude.
兵分三路，大家分头跑 Vic:On three, we scatter.
1，2，3 One, two, three!
(all shouting)
(siren continues)
Ahh.
嗨，捡垃圾的，我们找到你的大麻了 Policeman:Hey, litterbug, found your marijuana.
是你的吗？ Policeman #2: Is it yours?
技术上来说，不是 Technically, no.
(indistinct police radio)
别动，小子 Freeze, hippie!
别想骗我们，好的，好的，各位 - Don't you lie to us.- All right, all right, man.
你是对的，是我的 You're right.It is mine.
我刚才拿着它 I was holding it.
我扔了，是我的 I tossed it.Yeah, it's mine.
你是Steve Addington? Aren't you Steve Addington?
什么？那个著名的冲浪手？ - What?- That famous surfer?
Yeah.
你这个傻逼，狗娘养的！ You suck, bitch!
(laughing)
太过瘾了，妈妈，我是Lupe That's right, mamao!It's Lupe!
你被我耍了，狗娘养的 I pimped you, bitch!
谁能告诉我怎么操死你 Someone tell me what the fuck is going on.
我说兄弟，我需要你配合表演一下 Come on, bro, I need you to pick it up a little bit here.
好吗？这场骗局我们能赚不少钱 All right? We're gonna make some money with this shit.
叫我潘长江或冯巩什么的，中央一套正直播呢，伙计，来啊 Call me a "beaner" or something. Liven up, dude. Come on.
- (laughing) - (Lupe speaking Spanish)
你们这帮家伙也参与了？ You dudes are in on this?
海浪，哥们，玩玩吧，反正没海浪 - Waves, man.- Nothing but waves.
就是个游戏，哥们，自由冲浪手，伙计 - In a game, man.- Free Surfer, dude.
所有时间，全天 All the time, all day.
哥们，是那种数码魔术 Man, it's some kind of digital alchemy.
耶，耶，耶，桶装的爱情，宝贝 Baker:Yeah yeah yeah! Barrels of love, baby.
你想去哪儿,伙计？哦，伙计们 - Vic: Where you wanna go, man?- Aw, dudes.
现在是Lupe时间！ It is Lupe time!
你去哪里，小子？ Where you going, papi?
好吧..小草生长了，小鸟都飞了 It's okay...grass grows, birds fly
Addington从我们的美景中溜走了 and Addington runs from my beauty.
好吧，溜走了也好，因为我太牛逼了 It's okay. It's an easy thing to run from 'cause I'm so gorgeous!
(squawking)
58天没有海浪
小雨，多云，低速档...你知道，很完美 A little rain, storm clouds, low front... you know, perfect.
那是个很好的商业机会 So it's a great business opportunity,
但那个家伙是真是个独裁者，对吗？ but the guy's a real wheeler-dealer, right?
是的，是个卑鄙的家伙，但他的商业模式很成功 Yes, he's a scumbag,but his business model is strong.
现在的定位很好，真的 He's perfectly positioned, really.
All:Oh, Addington, Addington...
你不是骗我吧?是的，他说他要和你谈谈 - Are you shitting me? - Yes, he says he wants to talk.
他现在在大门口 - He's at the main gate now.- Ha!
好吧，好吧，把合同准备好 All right, all right.Get the contracts ready.
摄像机也准备好，OK - Get the cameras ready too.- Okay.
太好了 Yes!
Addington... 我爱这个家伙 Addington... I love this guy.
OK,我们需要你签这个，这儿，还有这儿 Okay, we're gonna need you to sign here, here and here.
我做这些，你... And I do this, you...
把我的东西全还给我，还卖社保，对吗？ turn it all back on, right?
我的意思是，旅行信用卡，支票？ I mean, the travel card,the checks?
你住到我的房子里来，接下来这两星期 You live in my house for the last two weeks,
你让我把你打造成自由冲浪者，伙计 you let me digitize you for Free Surfer, dude,
我会把你打造成另一个周杰伦 I will put you back on your throne of cool.
包括休息，都要在这里面 Pick a break,anywhere in the world,
我们包吃包住包玩 you're on a plane the day we wrap.
我那些死党呢？他们也来 What about my brothers?They come too?
在这房子里 On the house.
Jack怎么办？ How about Jack?
除非我知道他放出来了，不然我不会签 I'm not signing shit until I know he's out.
好的，他的问题正在处理...所有指控都取消 Good. He just left processing... all the charges have been dropped.
- Jacko?- Hey, Add.
小子，你获释了？ Man, you free?
嗨，嗨，对，兄弟，我放出来了，谢谢你 Ha ha, yeah, bro!I'm free. Thank you.
我不知道你干了什么，但是，还好...他们让我出来了 I don't know what you did, but, boom... they let me out.
我要签这些合同，Jack I'm gonna sign these contracts, Jack.
小子...小子。什么也别签 Dude... dude, don't sign anything.
别签..我宁可再回到监狱去，Add Don't sign...I would rather go back to jail, Add.
我给你跪下了...我求你了,向毛主席发誓，小子 If I beg you on my knees... I'm not on my knees 'cause it's concrete, dude,
但不..别签那些合同 but do not... do not sign those contract...
Add? Add?
你终于站到了党立场上了，同志 You're doing the right thing, my friend.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
好了，伙计 Let's do it, man.
进来 Come in.
(man speaking indistinctly)
Danni?
Man: Okay, Mr. Addington,
有你喜欢的东西吗?在这世界上 you have a favorite break? Any break in the world.
Oh, yeah.
什么东东？ Uh, and what is it?
我没法告诉你，伙计 I'm not telling you, dude.
Oh.
Okay.
先来第一步吧 I'll just pick one.
自然一点 So act naturally
要是你感觉头晕眼花，或肚子不舒服 and if you feel any nausea, dizziness or pain in the chest,
告诉我们 let us know.
我们来吗 Here we go.
# Whooo! #
他看到了，你准备好了吗 He sees it. You ready?
来呀，带劲的，伙计 Come on, pop it, man.
# Whoo! #
来啊，来啊 Come on. Come on.
他在干他妈什么？ What the fuck is he doing?
- # Whooo! # - Addington?
不，不, Addington...
什么.. What...
Addington?
老天，他妈的 God damn it.
Addington!
老天，他妈的 God damn it!
他妈的 - Fuck.- Ahhh!
(alarm sounding)
他他妈的淹死了 He fucking bailed.
# Whooo! #
不，不，不，不！你去哪儿？ No no no no!Where is he going?
老天，见鬼 God damn it!
快点，找个监视器，找到那个他妈的笨驴，快点 Come on, get a camera. Find his fucking ass now.
# Whooo! #
(bleating)
(bell jangling)
农夫Bob? Farmer Bob?
多少只了？ How many are there?
300多只 300 or more.
让他们自由的漫步，所有他们就... You wanted them roaming free,so there they are...
自由漫步 roaming free.
伙计.. Dude...
谁帮你割草？ - who mows your grass?- Hmm?
他们来 They do.
真是悠闲，真是悠闲，坚持一下 At ease, at ease.Carry on.
Addington去哪里了？ So where's Addington, huh?
除非他乱说，我想他还在这儿 Besides his nuts, I mean,which I got right here.
Simons先生在这儿... Mr. Simons is here...
和另外一位男士 with another gentleman.
Simons先生... 喂 - Mr. Sim...- Mm-hmm.
等等 Wait.
纽约的Simon? - New York Simons?- Mm-hmm.
他在这儿？ - He's here? - Mm-hmm.
我们大家都很吃惊 We were as surprised as anybody,
但是Martin先生提出，他们接受 but Mr. Martin made the offer and they jumped at it.
碰巧又像这样...好的 - Happened just like that.- All... all right.
哦，现在怎么了？ Well, what happens now?
你的公司被Mercer DSK公司兼并 Your company falls under Mercer's DSK Enterprises.
哦，太好了，这真是太好了 Yeah, this is good.This is very good.
发展得很好，你在这里，会得到了极有发展前景的产品 Growth is good. You got the muscle to move some product here.
这也是我要和你谈得问题 That's what I've been talking about. Huh?
您想了解冲浪产业的什么情况，Martin先生？ What do you know about the surfing industry, Mr. Martin?
先不说这个 - Not much. Nn-nnh.- Nnn?
告诉我关于Steve Addington的事？ Tell me about Steve Addington.
Steve Addington? (chuckles)
哦，他是很有名的冲浪手，在工作中有点小困难 Well, he's a big-name surfer. Little difficult to work with,
但我拥有.. 好的，我们拥有他的肖像权 but I own...well, we own his image
肖像权是全部，我们全权拥有他 and image is reality, so we own his reality.
我们会把他的价值榨干，就是这样 Just gotta squeeze it a bit harder, that's all.
我听说，Addington先生是个冲浪手 From what I hear,Mr. Addington is surfing.
那更重要，他很出色，很有商业价值 And more importantly, he's cool and cool sells.
但你却诋毁和诽谤这位好同志 And when you defame and slander Mr. Cool,
这在商业上来说是很失败的 well, that's bad for business.
我...我..,我同意，我猜想... I don't... I don't... I agree, I guess.
当然是我做的，但是，哦.. Of course I do, but, um...
我的解释是，我们.. I would dispute that we...
我的解释..我的解释,从我们来说 I would dispute... I would dispute that it came from us.
Eddie,你到底怎么向组织交代？ Eddie, how about you show us around?
对，请吧 Yes, please.
为什么我们不从前门开始呢？ And why don't we start at the front door?
好，就这样 Okay, sure.
好，行，走吧.. Yeah, fine, let's...
我是个冲浪手，伙计 I'm a surfer, dude.
电视游戏，实体电视，自由冲浪者 Video games, reality TV,Free Surfer...
我意思是，这他妈是什么东西？ I mean, what the fuck is that, man?
我不是在绿房间里的小丑，我是个冲浪手，伙计 I'm not some ass-clown in a green room. I'm a surfer, dude.
是的 Yes.
看看这些，Eddie Look at it this way, Eddie.
你已经被炒鱿鱼了，但在以后的日子里 You have been relieved, but with all this free time,
你也许可以重拾冲浪运动 maybe you can pick up surfing again.
哦，你见过我闺女Danni了吧 Oh, and you've met my daughter Danni.
你的. Your...
等等，这是.. Wait, that was...
哦，我的老天 Oh my God.
Ah, that's so...
你现在可以走了（和之前这个坏蛋说的一样，报复） You can go now.
你出门小心点 Security will show you out.
你知道什么？ You know what?
这帮家伙..算你狠，我他妈的自由了 All of you... you can all just take a flying fuck.
我是个冲浪手，伙计，好姑娘 - I'm a surfer, dude. - Good girl.
# Come, my brother, come slowly #
# Come easy, my friend #
# Come, my friend #
# Come, my sister #
# Come easy, come busy... #
他在这儿 He's here.
Oh!
这条大虫回来了，兄弟 The worm has turned, bro.
# Take your heart out, let go, come let go #
# Come, my sister, can I hold you... #
山羊？ Goats?
这些是你的新割草工人，兄弟 Those are your new mowers, bro.
不，兄弟 No, bro...
我想我还需要多点 I think I need more than two.
哦，多点，你有了，兄弟 Well, more than two, you got, brother.
他们剪草，他们施肥，他们剪草，他们施肥 They cut, they fertilize, they cut, they fertilize,
他们剪草，他们施肥 - they cut and... - And they fertilize.
# Come let go #
- # Come the winter, come summer... # - Addington!
# Come autumn, come spring, do your thing... #
那个混蛋是在胡说，哥们 That clip was bullshit, man.
我用早餐砸了你，兄弟 I threw a breakfast burrito at you, bro.
对不起，伙计 Sorry, dude.
很好，现在没事了，伙计们 - It's cool.- Right on, man.
# Whooo! #
海浪，哥们 Waves, bro!
海浪？ - Waves?
海浪，海浪 - Waves.- Waves.
# Whooo! #
# Hey! #
# Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo #
# Come, my brother, put your hands up #
# Take your heart out, let go #
# Come let go #
# Come, my sister, can I hold you? #
# Can I squeeze you? #
# Let go, come let go... #
这些合同，它们不成立 These contracts,they're not binding,
但我能提供标准的 but my offer still stands.
我说，我收到你的诚意，Martin先生，我收到 I say, I dig your vibe,Mr. Martin, I do,
真诚的感谢你提供的这些 and I appreciate your offer.
但我和Jack在这里..我们让他掌控所有的商业活动 But me and Jack over there... we let him handle all the business deals.
理解 Understood.
我必须告诉你，尽管，兄弟对兄弟.. I gotta tell you, though,bro to bro...
我看上一个小妞 if it wasn't for this chick...
什么？一个女孩，哦，你说 - What? A girl?- Oh, yeah.
哦，她总是那么充满激情又温文尔雅 Yeah, charged and peaceful all at the same time,
就想巩俐姐姐一样 - kind of like the ocean.- Ha.
说曹操曹操到，她在哪儿 Speaking of, there she is right now,
这会儿 on time.
Ah...
这是..这是我闺女，Steve That's...that's my daughter, Steve.
她是你闺女? - She's your daughter?- Mm-hmm.
伙计 Dude,
你胡说 you're stoked.
发射，伙计 It's going off, dude.
回头见，伙计 - Later, dude.- Yeah.
Yeah.
哦，男孩 Oh, boy.
- Mr. Mayweather? - Oh, Mr. Martin.
我看了这些合同 I've been going over these contracts
谁是Ben和Barry？ and... who are Ben and Barry?
哦，等会到我办公室，我们来给小小的会议 Well, step into my office. Let's have a little conversation.
# Whooo! #
# Can you feel it? It's coming up again #
# And I can feel it coming up again #
# I can feel it coming through the wind #
# Can you feel it? She get me smilin' again #
# Can you feel it coming up again? #
# I can feel it, she givin' up again #
# Can you feel it coming through the wind? #
# I can feel it, she get me smilin' again #
# Oh ooh #
# Oh, she get me smilin' again #
# Whooo! #
# Say, can you feel it, she comin' up again? #
# I can feel it coming through the wind #
# Can you feel it? She givin' up again #
# I can feel it, she came in strong again #
# I can feel it #
# I can feel it, ehhh #
# Waiting #
# So long, it seems, that I've been waiting #
# Whoo! #
# So long, it seems #
# So long, it seems, that I've been waiting #
# Whoo! #
# Hey #
# Can you feel it? #
哦，大桶 Ah, barrel.
大桶是什么东东？ What's the barrel?
我们没什么能帮他的, There's nothing we can do for him, Chip. The transplant didn't take.
We're lifeguards, not lawyers.
That was good.
Okay. Ay gy gy gy gy gy gy...
La Rosa... you want to see my beautiful face.
Ah ka ka ka ka!
(buzzing)
Okay. Hello, is anybody there?
What is this shit?
# Fuk it #
# It's all good again, my friends #
# My friends, my friends... #
You wanna get high?
Oh, yeah, bro. I'm right behind you.
I just got a little business to take care of.
# Waiting #
# Ha! Can you feel it? #
# She's coming up again #
# I can feel it coming through the wind... #
Ah ha ha ha ha.
# Koo koo koo koo koo. #
# Whoo hoo hoo #
# Yeah yeah yeah yeah #
# Heard you saying it won't make a difference #
# It's only you and it's just this once, yeah #
# It's only this time #
# Don't you think that it all adds up? #
# There's a reaction for each action, man #
# And where do you draw the line? #
# Know thyself and to thine own self be true #
# Any other way is gonna make you feel blue #
# Yeah, you got a reason to be #
# Maybe if we focus and we get it together #
# We could raise the human consciousness and make things better #
# Yeah, I know you think I'm a dreamer #
# But I know that you're also seeking peace of mind #
# Wonder why you feel so tired #
# Why your third eye's blind #
# And I know that you're also trying #
# To find your place #
# You're somewhere all the time #
# And somewhere out in space #
# Get so exhausted for money exhausts #
# Living in fear from living in a box #
# Yeah, how come we always have to try? #
# I keep wishing corporations and the politicians #
# Would make tighter restrictions on the fossil-fuel emissions #
# And meanwhile, why don't we walk? #
# If we all did a little then a lot would be done #
# Clean up the mess and try to have some fun #
# Yeah, I'm off to plant a tree now #
# 'Cause if everybody takes and nobody gives #
# There'll soon be nowhere to breathe, nowhere to live #
# But you can't stop Mother Nature #
# But I know that you're also seeking #
# Peace of mind #
# Wondering why you feel so tired #
# Why your third eye's blind #
# I know that you're also trying #
# To find your place #
# You're somewhere all the time #
# And somewhere out in space #
# Did you remember to give thanks for the food #
# The earth and the water and everything good? Yeah #
# The fire's still burning #
# Talk to yourself 'cause no one knows you better #
# Even take the time to write yourself a letter #
# Don't you know the wheels are still turning? #
# There's no better time than now to stand up straight #
# Take a deep breath, Lord, it's never too late #
# To expell your confusion #
# Say it's all been done and there's no sense trying #
# They don't really know you and they're probably lying #
# You've got to see for yourself, yeah #
# But I know that you're also seeking #
# Peace of mind #
# Wondering why you feel so tired #
# Why your third eye's blind #
# And I know that you're also trying #
# To find your place #
# You're somewhere all the time #
# And somewhere out in space #
# I know that you're also seeking #
# I know that you're also out there #
# Oh, yeah oh, yeah #
# Oh, yeah-eah #
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
# Oh, yeah-eah #
# I know that you're also seeking #
# I know that you're also out there #
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
# Oh, yeah-eah-eah #
# Uh-huh #
# Uh-huuh #
# Uh-huuuuh. #
Yes yes. And that is why we want him to...
represent our board.
Of course. Well, that's what he's doing here, of course.
- Yes yes. - And you know what?
Maybe we'll all go to dinner after or something, maybe.
- Korean barbeque. - Ah, Korean barbeque.
That's what I was thinking. Okay, we'll get him in the water...
Okay, it's time for you to do your thing.
Things are looking good over here.
I thought you said it was made by some soulful dudes.
No no no, I said "dudes from Seoul," bro.
Yeah. It's a hacked bomber, man.
It's got a bee on it, man.
You know?
Nine skegs.
Look, bro, do me a favor... get on that damn thing and ride it, all right?
We're one wave away from a payday
and, like, we're check-light, okay?
We need some checks coming in.
- (speaks Korean) - Yeah?
Party. Get stoned!
Respect.
Ha! Respect.
Yeah.
Ha ha!
Yeah, respect. Re... respect.
Okay, ladies, he doesn't go in for that.
I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.
All right.
All right. Ahh.
(all applauding)
(buzzing)
Dude, outside!
Outside!
(speaking Korean)
What happened?
Addington's supposed to be good. Addington sucks.
Mr. Addington's all big talk.
Look at my man over here.
He go out there and he break it.
It's broken! It is our only board.
How were you gonna sell the boards if you only have one of 'em?
(goat bleats)