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翻译 Eunice 克里斯 伊森泽生
校对 微博@少年影视派
时间轴 伊森泽生
后期 雷鸣
总监 苏葵
忙碌 黛布拉 三连
第二集
社团 Clubs
不仅是有趣的消遣 not only are they a fun distraction,
更帮助创造了集体 but they help create a community --
一个孤立 排外的集体 an isolated, exclusive community.
我真的希望我们今年能被选入侧手翻社团 I really hope we make the cut for cartwheel club this year.
他们正寻找新成员参加40年世界巡演 They're looking for new members for their 40-year world tour.
能连续巡演40年一直是我的梦想 It's always been my dream to tour for 40 years.
从我小的时候起 Ever since I was a little girl,
我就想看自己的名字出现在那名单上 I've wanted to see my name on a list.
黛布拉 Debra!
太棒了 Yes!
还有... And...
什么 What?
真不敢相信我没进名单 I can't believe I'm not on the list.
不然你以为呢 Well, what did you expect?
你又不会做侧手翻 You can't do a cartwheel.
这没什么好尴尬的 And that's nothing to be embarrassed about.
你该引以为耻才对 It's something to be ashamed of.
这简直是天大的喜事 This is so huge.
原来我比我自己以为的还要特别 Turns out I'm even more special than I thought.
原来人们是能看到我的 Turns out people can see me.
我等不及在早午餐时听你们的事了 I can't wait to hear all about you guys at brunch.
显然我们今天参加不了早午餐了 Well, obviously we can't make brunch today.
我们要做更有意思的事 We're doing something more fun.
这对我来说其实正好 Well, that's actually perfect for me
因为我今天也参加不了早午餐 because I actually can't make brunch either.
我要跟我儿子特雷登度过美好的亲子时光 I'm gonna be spending some quality time with my son, Trayden.
我好几周没见他了 所以... I haven't seen him in weeks, so...
妈 妈 Mom, mom!
我进社团了 I made the club!
他们现在是我的家人了 They're my family now.
你们的试镜是我们见过的最棒的之一 You had some of the best auditions we've ever seen.
我叫提米 侧手翻社团之王 I'm Timmy, king of cartwheel club.
我叫塔米 侧手翻社团之王 And I'm Tammy, king of cartwheel club,
当然 你们就是黛布拉 黛布拉以及... and you of course are Debra, Debra, and...
我想说「德巴」 I want to say Derba.
我叫黛布拉 My name is Debra.
抱歉 我觉得你长得像是叫「德巴」的人 Sorry, you just look like a Derba to me.
你一定经常听别人这样说 You must get that all the time.
是啊 I must.
都进去吧 All in!
抱歉 德布拉 仅限团员 Sorry, Derbra, members only.
我们说侧手翻 你们说社团 When we say cart, you say wheel club.
-侧手翻 -社团 - Cart! - Wheel club!
这样正好 That's perfect.
反正我压根不想进侧手翻社团 I didn't want to be a part of cartwheel club anyway.
又笑又抱的 也不知哪来的优越感 I mean, laughing and hugging, how condescending.
终于 有人给我腾出地方 Finally, someone has made a safe space for me
安全地练习倒立了 to be upside down.
我的技能终于得到了认可 感觉太好了 It is so nice to be recognized for all of my skill.
大家都聚过来一下 Everyone gather round.
欢迎各位新成员 Welcome, new members.
你们齐聚在此是因为你们都能完成 You're all here because you're capable of executing
人体所能施展的最厉害的技艺 the greatest feat the human body can perform,
侧手翻 the cartwheel.
好样的 孩子 Great job, kid.
去给我买点好东西 Go buy me something nice.
这不会轻松 你们不会享受其中滋味的 Now, this won't be easy, and you're not going to like it.
我们会把你们逼到崩溃边缘 We are going to push you to the brink.
我们所说的崩溃边缘是指舞台上的焦点 And by the brink, we mean the spotlight.
你们的第一场侧手翻比赛就在今晚进行 Your first cartwheel competition is tonight,
优胜者将加入我们的巡演 and the winners will join us on tour.
我们将从侧手翻的基础动作开始比 We're going to start with the foundation of the cartwheel,
有些人会说这是最简单的部分 some would say the easiest part,
也就是站起来 standing up.
他们要我们站起来 They want us to stand up?
这超出我们能力范围了 We're out of our league here.
我们必须玩阴的才行 We are gonna have to play dirty.
亲自出马解决问题 Taking matters into our own hands.
不 是注射类固醇到我们的手臂里 No, shooting steroids into our own arms.
老天 真牛逼 Oh, my god. Epic.
我本来以为那是佳得乐 I thought that was gatorade.
我们是不是该先看看有哪些副作用 Should we read the side effects first?
闭麦吧 Zip it.
关你这小矮子屁事 What are you, 4'2"?
嘿 嘿 嚯 嚯 Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
我不想加入侧手翻社团 I didn't want to be in cartwheel club.
嘿 嘿 嚯 嚯 Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
我不想加入侧手翻社团 I didn't want to be in cartwheel club.
嘿 嘿 嚯 嚯 Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
嘿 你要去哪儿 Hey, where are you going?
回来 我在跟你说话呢 Come back. I'm talking to you.
我来猜猜看 Oh, let me guess.
你也要去侧手翻社团 对吗 You're going to cartwheel club too.
如果你不让我 Well, if you're not gonna let me
把我对朋友的怨气发泄到你身上 project my feelings about my friends on to you,
那我就只能去默默监视她们了 I guess I'll just go spy on them in silence!
拒绝侧手翻社团
加油 黛布拉 加油 黛布拉 Go, Debra! Go, Debra!
加油 黛布拉 Go, Debra.
以及另一个黛布拉 And, Debra,
还不错 但也算不上优秀 not bad, but not good either.
不过你们已经比其他人都好了 But you're better than everyone else,
也就是说你们没他们那么烂 which makes you less bad than them.
我觉得你们有潜力 I think you've got potential,
也就是说你们是有机会的 which means you're on your way.
总而言之 你们也许能加入巡演 Bottom line is you might just make the tour.
前提是 你们好好表现 If you play your cards right.
简直再清楚不过了 It couldn't be more clear.
他们刚刚说我们肯定能参加巡演 They just said we're definitely going on tour.
我绝对不要这样被抛下 I will not be left alone like this.
好了 各位 All right, everybody.
一小时后开始盛大的侧手翻比赛 One hour until the big cartwheel competition.
这是你们证明自己有能力 This is your last chance to prove you've got
参加漫漫40年巡演的最后机会 what it takes to go on tour for 40 years.
那可是4个十年啊 That's four decades.
我们会看着的 We'll be watching.
我们得注射更多类固醇 We need more 'roids.
不好 副作用出现了 Oh, no, the side effects!
我操 蜥蜴在作弊 Holy crap, the lizards are cheating!
蝾螈的眼睛 Eye of newt,
青蛙的脚趾 toe of frog,
小龙虾的肉 shrimp of scampi.
如果我享受不到乐趣 if I'm not having fun,
那任何人都休想享受乐趣 nobody is having fun!
欢迎大家参加侧手翻社团的庆典 Come one, come all to the cartwheel jubilee.
共同见证伟大的美国侧手翻的公开表演 Bear witness to the spectacle of the great american cartwheel.
如果发生紧急事件 In the event of an emergency,
请注意最近的出口 take note of the nearest exit.
记住 出口可能很小很小哦 Please keep in mind that it may be really, really small.
接下来掌声有请侧手翻社团的吉祥物 Please put your hands together for the cartwheel club mascot,
购物车轮轮 wheelie the cart!
我爱你 轮轮 I love you, wheelie!
正式开场啦 And they're off!
接下来 是黛布拉带来的表演 Coming up next, we've got Debra!
和她一起表演的 也是黛布拉 And joining her, it's Debra!
哎咿呀喂 我迫不及待要享受乐趣了 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I can't wait to have some fun!
我爱侧手翻 Me love cartwheel!
不要啊 No!
弹珠 侧手翻选手的氪星石 Marbles, a cartwheeler's kryptonite!
也有人称之为他们的阿喀琉斯之踵 Some would say their achilles heel.
现在不是提希腊神话的时候 Now is not the time for greek mythology.
那是排在8点15分的节目 That's an 8:15.
-这都是你的错 -这不是我的错 - This is your fault. - This is not my fault.
-这都是你的错 -这都是你的错 - This is your fault! - This is your fault!
好了 好了 There, there,
现在由德巴来拯救你们 Derba's got you now.
黛布拉 我真是太感谢你 Debra, I can't thank you enough
搭救我们 免得我们把自己坑死了 for saving us from ourselves today.
我们没能参加巡演 我心中甚至满怀感激 I'm so grateful we didn't make the tour.
我可无法坚持那种生活方式40年 I can't keep up that lifestyle for 40 years.
也可能是30年 但... 30 maybe, but...
更重要的是 我学到了宝贵的教训 Most importantly, I learned a really valuable lesson --
那就是 我很怕你 that I am scared of you.
现在我们有了可以一起捧腹大笑的共同经历了 And now we have a shared experience we can all laugh about.
我们为侧手翻这么愚蠢的东西 Isn't it so funny that we almost died
差点丧命 真是好笑死了 不是吗 over something as silly as a cartwheel?
那可不是这事发生的原因 That's not why this happened.
黛布拉 你这次真的疯了[失去弹珠]Debra, this time you really lost your marbles.
哇 我入选巡演队伍了 Wow, I made the tour!
太棒了 Yes!