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为什么最好的部分归你了 How come you get the best part?
是我猎来的 I killed it.
要是我们也有 Be easier to hunt
"魔法师"给特罗斯特家族的那种新武器 if we had one of them fancy new weapons
打猎就更容易了 like the Mage gave to the Trosts.
没错 Aye.
能给我一点食物吗 Can I please have some food?
闭嘴 小子 Shut it, boy!
该死的森林怪物 Blasted bugaboos in the woods!
这里有各种各样的奇怪生物 All sorts of weird creatures out here.
我们为什么要让他活着 Why are we keeping him alive, anyway?
是命令 Those were the orders.
他是邓达摩尔家族的人 He's a Dengdamor!
他们会怪罪到特罗斯特家族头上 They blame the Trosts.
就像特罗斯特家认为平奇·潘托的失踪 Just as the Trosts blame the Dengdamors
是邓达摩尔家族所为一样 for Pinkie Panto's disappearance.
就是邓家所为 和那小子的死活没关系 Well, it holds true if the rat's alive or dead, though.
"魔法师"的计划没什么意义 The Mage's plan doesn't make any sense.
那... So...
你说 tell us,
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你想要如何征服文迪摩尔 what's your plan for conquering Wendimoor?
我是这么想的 That's what I thought.
没有人可以质疑"魔法师" Nobody questions The Mage!
没有人 Nobody!
这边 这边 Come on, come on...
汽车旅馆那儿怎么回事 What... what happened to the motel?
这... This...
这是哪里 What is this place?
天啊 鼓手 我们在哪 Oh, man, drummer, where are we?
我们在另一个时空 We're somewhere else.
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我太蠢了 I'm so stupid.
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魔法书是真的... Magic real... book...
该死的魔杖是有来头的... Dang wand came from somewhere...
翻译 麓麓
现在他在找我 Now he's looking for me.
妈 开门 Mom! Open the door!
我听到你的声音了 I can hear you in there!
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你想干什么 What do you want?
我要我的手机 I want my phone!
翻译 明天是废话
别... Just...
别烦我 好吗 Just go away, please?
特效 卷卷
你怎么像疯了一样 Why are you acting crazy?
压制 Yatamisaki
我只想要我的... I just want my...
我想还给你的时候 Look, you're gonna get your phone back
你会拿到的 小混蛋 when I give it back, you little asshole!
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蠢货... Stupid...
不会还给你的 You won't take it from me.
不行... No...
它是我的了 It's mine now.
是我的 It's mine.
什么事 这里是博格斯伯格警局 What up? Bergsberg Sheriff's Department.
听起来有点吓人啊 That does sound like cause for concern.
我们马上就到 We'll be right there.
博格斯伯格县读书会的四个成员 Four members of the Bergsberg County Book Club
失踪了 are... missing.
我可能应该调查一下 I should probably investigate this.
可能 Probably.
你想一起来吗 搭档 You wanna come with, partner?
"搭档" "Partner?"
我就这么一说 Uh... It's just an expression.
那他们怎么办 What about them?
我以为 我们睡在这的唯一原因 I thought the whole reason we slept here
就是看着这些囚犯 was to keep an eye on the prisoners.
没错 Right.
好吧 我忘了 Ah, poop, okay, I forgot.
我确实嗑药了 I mean... I do drugs.
不是现在 Not now.
一会儿 Later.
之前留她一个人也没什么事 We left her alone before and she was fine.
霍布斯很快会来的 Hobbs'll be here soon.
他们好像也没法从牢房里出来 It's not like they can just walk out of their cells.
德克 Dirk?
德克 Dirk!
霍布斯 Hobbs!
夏洛克 醒醒 Sherlock, wake up.
德克不见了 Dirk's gone.
不见了 Gone?
是啊 不太妙 Yeah. Not good.
我猜到他去哪了 I have an idea where he went.
还有 这玩意怎么在这 Also, why is this here?
是啊 Oh, yeah.
我应该接受这个是证据了吧 I should probably admit that into evidence, shouldn't I?
霍布斯 Hobbs!
来了 Yup.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 醒醒 Hey, wake up.
我给你拿了些吃的 I brought you some food.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你是怎么出去的 How did you get out?
锁关不住我的 Locks don't work on me.
而且我饿了 And I was... I was hungry.
你能打开我的牢房吗 Can you open mine?
抱歉 锁上了 Sorry, it's locked.
想要甜甜圈吗 You want a donut?
谢谢你 高贵的女士 Thank you, noble lady.
你吃过中国菜吗 Have you ever had Chinese food?
肯曾带我吃过一次中国菜 Ken gave me Chinese food once.
是用猪肉做的 It's made of pigs.
巴特 你是个好人 You're a good person, Bart.
我是吗 I am?
我对这个世界很陌生 I'm a stranger in this world.
你是第一个对我表达善意的人 You're the first person to show me kindness.
一个甜甜圈而已 Yeah, well, it's just a donut.
所以 So, uh,
你是新来的 you're new to this place?
不是本地人 对吧 You're not one of them, huh?
你是来自其它什么州的吗 You're from, like, another state or something?
我是文迪摩尔王国 I'm a Baron Prince
炉边山谷的男爵之子 from the Valley of Inglenook in the Kingdom of Wendimoor.
那都是一堆废话 That's just a bunch of noises.
你们到底是什么人 Who the hell are you guys?
你们为什么穿成那样 Why are you dressed like that?
放开我 混蛋 Get off of me, assholes!
放我下来 你们这些傻屌 Screw off, you stupid dicks!
进去 Get in there.
嘿 Hey!
玩角色扮演的 Dungeons and Dragons,
我们又没惹你们 we didn't do anything to you!
我们的任务就是收押可疑人员 落汤鸡 We're supposed to detain suspicious types, you wet rat.
我都不知道我是怎么来这的 I don't even know how I got here!
看到他们的穿着了吗 See how they're dressed?
他们更像是森林里的 They're more witchakookoo types
疯巫婆 from the forest.
我才不是疯巫婆 I'm not a witchakookoo.
我他妈是个正常人 好吗 I am a frickin' person, okay?
正常人 I'm a person!
我的朋友受伤了 And my friend here is hurt,
而且... and... and...
你们不能无缘无故地关押我们 you can't just lock us up for no reason.
不行 You can't.
让恶邪大人决定他们的生死吧 Let Lord Badevil figure it out.
等等 你们去哪里 Hey, wait, where are you going?
嘿 你们去哪... Hey, where are you go...
天哪 我大喊大叫... God, I'm yelling...
我对着一群骑士... I'm yelling at the...
大喊大叫 the knights.
我... I'm...
天哪 God...
你不是文迪摩尔本地人 对吗 You're not from Wendimoor, are you?
是的 No.
欢迎你 旅行者 Then welcome, traveler.
我的名字是法森·邓达摩尔 My name is Farson Dengdamor.
别说了 Just stop.
行吗 Okay?
这一切... All of this...
还有独角兽 Is that a unicorn?
我的天... Oh, my God...
听着 So, uh, listen,
之前我没来得及问你 I didn't get the chance to ask you,
你妹妹是怎么卷进这一切的 how is your sister wrapped up in all this?
我和她都患了同一种病 She and I have the same disease.
家族遗传 It runs in the family.
一开始 是她有这种病 Well, actually, she had it first.
一开始是我装病 Well, I pretended to have it first,
后来她真的得了病 现在轮到我了 and then she really got it, and now I really have it.
好吧 Uh-huh. Okay.
你假装... You pretended to have the...
你装病... You... you pretended to...
为什么... Why would you...
我做了些自私的事 I did some selfish things.
到现在都一直后悔的事 Things I now really, really regret.
主要还是我骗了阿曼达 Most of all, lying to Amanda.
我向她坦白的时候 她生气了 She wasn't happy when I told her.
那是... That's, you know, uh,
向她坦白是对的 karmically, that was a good thing to do, I think,
尽管我觉得 although I suppose
你可能还是会因为这病而死 you still did end up with the disease, so...
她在哪呢 Where... where is she, then?
我不知道 I don't know.
最后一次见她的时候 她叫我滚开 The last time I saw her, she told me to get lost,
然后她就跑了 and then ran off
跟着四个 with these four insane guys
曾经跟踪过德克的疯子 who were following Dirk.
黑翼追着我们 Now, with Blackwing after us...
黑翼 就是德克之前说的那个 Blackwing, that's the top-secret government agency
绝密的政府机构 that Dirk was talking about?
这都是我的错 This is all my fault.
是我把她牵扯进来的 I brought her into all of this.
没关系 Okay.
没事的 You're okay.
没事的 It's okay.
他骑了我的单车 He took my bike.
这可要骑很久啊 That's a heck of a long ride.
德克 Dirk!
拿着 以防万一 Here, take this just in case.
德克 Dirk?
德克 Dirk!
他可能在谷仓里 Maybe he's in the barn.
好 我上楼看看 Yup. Okay, I'm gonna check upstairs.
这房子的电话线断了五十年了 Phone lines haven't run to this house in 50 years.
喂 Hello?
托德 Todd!
帮帮我 我真的搞砸了 Help me! I have really messed up.
我掉进了一个洞里 I fell down some kind of hole.
什么 What?
你在哪 Where are you?
地下室吗 You're like, in the basement?
不 No.
不是地下室 It's not a basement.
我当初说我想出去 Hey, you know when I said I wanted out,
是指离开这个房间 不是下车 I meant out of this room, not just out of the cab.
赶紧告诉我软盘里都有什么 Just tell me what's on those disks.
很多 A lot.
一大堆文件资料 Tens of thousands of pages of files.
你知道吗 这个项目一开始 You know the first version of this program
叫做"黑名单" was called "Black Book"?
不要看 Don't read it!
上次你明明说我能看的 But last time you told me to read it...
这些都是机密 It's secret!
不行 No! No...
- 好吧 - 不能看 - All right... - No...
你是想让我来破解 Do you want me to decrypt this,
你再看这些资料 还是... and then you'll read it, or...
不 没错 但是 No! I... Yeah, but, um...
只能是... Only the...
好吧 Okay, okay, just...
里面有没有关于消失的资料 Is there anything in there about disappearing?
拥有消失能力的人 Or people who can disappear?
或者能让别人消失的人 Or people who can make other people disappear?
确实有 Yes, actually,
还有四种呢... there's about four different types...
你还好吗 你看起来有点激动 You doing all right, man? You look a bit agitated...
我要处理很多事 好吗 I got a lot going on! Man!
行 行 别激动 Okay, okay, take it easy.
我还以为这是个好主意 I just... I thought this was a good idea.
我们又不能任由你们在外游荡 You know? I mean, we couldn't just let you all stay out there,
你们有各种疯狂的能力 all you people with crazy abilities.
那你要拿他们怎么办 I mean, what did you think you were gonna do with them...
拿我们怎么办 I mean, us...
难道你是想揭开我们的秘密 I mean, did you think you were going to crack us?
控制一群异能者 Enslave a group of magic people,
组成一个超级军团 turn them into a team of super soldiers
来对抗美国的敌人吗 out to strike down the enemies of America?
差不多吧 Sort of?
只是... I just, I...
我只是陷入了困境 肯 I just hit a rough patch, Ken.
发生什么了 What happened, man?
肯定有事发生了吧 Something must have happened.
另一个布罗茨曼 The other Brotzman,
那个姑娘 the girl,
还有"梦魇"的第四个成员 and the fourth member of Project Incubus,
我们当时把他们包围了 we had them cornered,
他们却消失了 and then they just disappeared.
凭空消失了 Into thin air.
就像他妈的德克一样 Just like Project Stupid Dirk!
还有那个帮我的人 And... and then the guy who's helping me,
普里斯特先生 Mr. Priest?
怎么了 Yeah?
他疯了 He's crazy.
所以我需要知道更多 And I just, I need to know more.
明白吗 Do you understand?
我得知道很多 I need to know a lot more.
也许 Or maybe...
你可能就知道一些东西 you could just know some stuff?
我会尽我所能 I'll see what I can do.
嗯 Okay.
德克 冷静点 Dirk, calm down.
你在哪 Where are you?
看起来很像卡德纳斯的房子 It looks like the Cardenas house,
只是这里更大 only it's much bigger,
大得出奇 like, impossibly big,
装饰得和过节一样 and also fun and festive,
但非常土 but in awful ways.
你在这栋房子里吗 So you're inside the house, or...?
我开了门往外看着呢 I'm looking out the door now,
但是根本没有外面 托德 and there is no outside, Todd.
听着 这只是猜测 Listen, this is just speculation,
我可能真的在地狱里了 but I may be in actual Judeo-Christian Hell.
好吧 Okay, okay,
你先回屋里 look, back up...
这很不妙 Ooh! This is very bad,
我老是碰到这种事 this is classic me bad!
我真的搞砸了 I've just really blown this!
你到底是怎么到那里的 How did you get where you are?
我昨天一直想着那个愚蠢得预言 I kept thinking about the stupid prophecy,
还有你说的 我该掌控主导权 and how you said I needed to take more control,
为自己做点什么 do things for myself.
所以我想 "好的" So I thought, "Yes! I will!"
很好啊 Good. Okay.
潘托说他是从房子里出来的 Panto said he came from the house.
这房子显然很关键 The house is clearly a thing,
于是我借了霍布斯的单车 so I borrowed Hobbs' bike.
但那是我犯的第一个错 But that was my first mistake.
我骑了快两个小时... It took nearly two hours to ride over here...
德克 说重点 Okay, Dirk, focus.
我在楼上发现了一个封闭的壁橱 I found a boarded-up closet upstairs,
然后顺着一个洞口的滑梯掉了下来 and then I fell down a hole with a slide in it.
滑梯 A slide?
拜托 不要纠结于这些细节 Let's not get bogged down in the details, please!
等一下 Hold on.
你跟他说一会 Talk to him for a second.
他觉得自己在地狱 He thinks he's in hell.
那真是意外啊 That's a turn of events.
你好 德克 我是霍布斯 Howdy, Dirk. Hobbs here.
你好 警长 Hello, Sheriff.
告诉他我找到滑梯了 Tell him I found the slide!
他说他找到滑梯了 He says he found the slide.
等一会 什么滑梯呢 Wait, uh, what slide?
告诉他别掉下去了 Tell him not to fall in.
好的 他说小心别掉下去了 Okay. He says careful not to fall in!
滑梯里边有什么呢 What, uh, what is this slide?
问他能不能爬上来 Ask him if he can climb back up!
托德想知道 你能不能爬上来 Todd wants to know if you can climb back up.
不行 我沿着滑梯 掉入了一个房间 No! I fell down the slide, into a room,
当我抬头看时 滑梯消失了 and when I looked up, the slide was gone!
好的 肯定爬不上来 Okay, that's a hard "No" on the slide!
但那滑梯什么样子啊 But what is the slide exactly?
你能跟我说下这个滑梯吗 What... can you give me some information on the slide.
我得知道这个滑梯... I'm gonna need to know what the slide is...
那是什么声音 What was that?
你听到了吗 Did you hear that?
听到什么 Hear what?
很大的声响 That thumping sound.
音乐吗 Music?
不是 No.
霍布斯 Hobbs!
我们需要一个梯子 或者绳子什么的 We're gonna need a ladder, or a rope, or something.
我觉得这里不只我一个人 Oh, I don't think I'm alone in here.
他觉得那里还有别人 He thinks there's someone else in there with him.
什么 是人类吗 What, like a person?
应该不是 No, I don't think so.
他想要我滑下去吗 Does he want me to slide down the slide?
你想让托德滑下来吗 Do you want Todd to slide down the slide?
不 我觉得那不会... No, I... I really don't think that would...
德克 是我 我不知道在这里该怎么帮你 Dirk, it's me. I don't know how to help you from here.
待着别动 Stay where you are.
我刚还向我求救 You asked me to help.
不 No!
那是个错误 That was a mistake.
我其实很好 I'm actually fine and great.
德克 Dirk...
听着 我本来是想说 No, look, what I was going to say was
这事怪我 this is on me.
我都不知道是不是有方法出去 I don't even know if there is a way out of here.
我最不想见到 The last thing I want
你和我一起被困在这里 is you getting trapped in here with me.
你肯定在这房子的某个地方 You have to be inside the house somewhere.
那你要怎么做 What are you gonna do?
继续找方法出去 Keep looking for a way out.
果然啊 Of course.
我的家族 邓达摩尔家族 My family, the Dengdamors,
由我的母亲弗丽嘉夫人统治 led by my mother, Lady Frija,
我的哥哥 男爵之子塞拉斯 and my brother, Baron Prince Silas,
是炉边山谷中最有钱的人 are the richest folk in all of Inglenook.
为什么这些人把你关起来 Why'd these guys put you in a cage, then?
这些人为"魔法师"凯勒姆效力 These men are in service to The Mage Kellum,
他是位邪恶的巫师 an evil Wizard
打算挑拨我们和特罗斯特家族 who plans to further incite the feud
之间的纷争 between my family and the Trosts.
"特罗斯特"家族 The "Trosts"?
农民 Farming folk.
森林守卫者 Protectors of the woods,
但我的家族一直觉得 but my family has always thought
他们就是土包子 they're just dirt diggers.
我实在受不了斗争 I got so sick of the fighting
于是我逃跑了 that I ran away.
我在去找森林女巫的路上 I was on my way to find the Forest Witch,
瓦塔蒂·瓦普纳思 Wakti Wapnasi,
来自桑蒂桑蒂伽 of the Santi Santiga
统治着波福吉内普地区 who guides the Bofuki Nepoo.
继续 Continue.
瓦塔蒂·瓦普纳思预见了预言 Wakti Wapnasi foretold the prophecy
来拯救文迪摩尔 to save Wendimoor,
就能阻止"魔法师" and that means stopping The Mage,
甚至是他庞大的军队 even with his massive army,
凯勒姆骑士团 the Kellum Knights.
他已经征服了所有王国 He has conquered every kingdom,
正在向炉边山谷进军 and is marching on Inglenook,
唯一一个他没有征服的地域 the only place he hasn't conquered.
你一直在说这些东西 太有意思了 This is great, you're saying all kinds of stuff.
发生什么了 你到了文迪哥了吗 What happened, you get the Wendigo?
所以我才来到这个世界 That is why I came to this world.
如果我没有实现预言 拯救文迪摩尔 If I don't fulfill the prophecy to save Wendimoor,
这肯定会造成巨大的灾难 I believe it ends in great death and disaster.
瓦塔蒂·瓦普纳思知道很多事情 Wakti Wapnasi knows a great many things.
我想问她的预言 I wanted to ask her of the prophecy,
问她 在"魔法师"利用 ask her how to heal the feud
我们两家的仇恨 between our families
毁灭我们之前 怎样化解矛盾 before The Mage uses it to destroy us all.
我不该逃跑的 I should've never run away.
法森失踪时 When Farson went missing,
邓达摩尔家族就怪我的家族 the Dengdamors blamed my family
还追着我复仇 and came after me to seek revenge.
但我逃了出来 But I managed to get away,
在瓦塔蒂的帮助下 来到了这个世界 and, with Wakti's help, came to this world
来寻找那个伟大的人 to search for the great man,
德克·简特里 Dirk Gently.
是啊 我也找了好久了 Yeah, I was doing that for a while too.
显然结果不太好 Didn't turn out great for me.
这里比卡德纳斯家要大多了 托德 This place is way bigger than the Cardenas house, Todd.
告诉我们你看到了什么 Tell us what you see.
这里真的很奇怪 又很有趣 It's really weird and interesting in here.
一定有方法出去的 There has to be a way out.
继续找找 Just keep looking.
还有 有东西在跟着我 Also, something's following me.
能去看看是谁吗 Can you see who it is?
还是不要了 I'd really rather not, actually.
卡罗尔不会一声不响就离开的 It ain't like Carol to go off unannounced.
有时候她会去她妈那里 Sometimes she'll go visit her mother.
她住在阿纳康达的 She lives in one of them retirement homes
养老院里 out in Anaconda.
但她会留个字条的 But she'd leave a note, you know?
这真的很奇怪 不是吗 This is real strange, ain't it?
为什么她会把首饰放在 I mean, why would she leave her jewelry behind
一堆沙子里呢 in a pile of sand?
别 别 N'uh-uh! N'uh-uh...
这是珍妮特·麦格雷迪的手表 Uh, this is Jeanette McGrady's watch.
我在哪儿见过 I'd know that thing anywhere.
我和伯斯特聊过了 Well, I spoke with Buster,
珍妮特也没有回家 and Jeanette ain't been home either.
就好像这整个该死的读书会 It's like the whole damn book club
就这么凭空消失了 just up and run off.
读书会里有几个人 How many people in this book club?
有... 四个人 There's, uh... four.
听着 我不是那种 Look, I'm not usually one
小题大做的人 to, uh, get my shorts in a bunch,
但我觉得这事很紧急了 but this just smells like foul play to me,
如果我的卡罗尔发生了什么事情 and if anything's happened to my Carol,
我不知道该怎么做 I just don't know what I'll do.
肯定发生了什么 I think something definitely did happen.
你是谁来着 Who are you again?
她没关系的 Uh! She's cool, man.
雅斯佩尔 听着 我想跟你说 Jasper, look, I'm gonna ask you to, uh,
暂时 to not touch any of this
不要触碰这些 for the time being.
犯罪现场 Hot crime scene!
好的 All right.
这里有五个酒杯 There are five wine glasses.
但只有四堆沙子 There are only four piles of sand.
他肯定在这里的什么地方 对吗 He's gotta be somewhere in here, right?
也许就在我们脚下 Like, maybe underneath us?
比如地底下 Like underground?
不 我觉得不是 No, I don't think so.
嘿 霍布斯 Hey, Hobbs!
在 说吧 蒂娜 Yeah, go, Tina.
德克 你现在在哪 Dirk, where are you right now?
德克 Dirk?
- 我... - 喂 - I... - Hello?
我应该听到有人在说话 I think I can hear someone talking.
等一下 托德 Hang on, Todd.
聪明的人现在就会回头了 ... those who are wise will turn back now.
我们会为他们做好准备 We'll be ready for 'em.
当心金库的秘密 Beware the secret of the vault.
你有这件破烂的... You have this worm-eaten...
英雄们和... Heroes and...
我听见树林里有奇怪的声音 I heard strange noises in the woods.
神秘的生物 Weird creatures.
线索 A clue.
是什么 什么线索 What is? What's a clue?
这里有... There's, um...
一个东西 这个房子里有 但现实的房子里没有 a thing in this house that isn't in the real house.
有一堆东西 这个房子里有 I mean, there's loads of things in this house
现实的房子里没有 that aren't in the real house,
但这个东西... 很重要 but this is... a thing.
伙计 蒂娜也有新进展了 Oh, man, Tina's got some holistic going on too!
她说有人失踪了 She says people are missing.
事情开始失控了 This is spiraling out of control.
托德 Todd?
不管那个声音是什么 Whatever that sound is,
它越来越近了 it's getting closer.
会不会是我们要找的那个男孩 What if it's the boy we're looking for?
说真的 德克 想想看 Seriously, Dirk, think about it.
如果是我们要找的那个男孩 What if the boy we're looking for
很多年前从那个滑梯滑了下去 slid down that slide years ago,
然后困在了你所在的地方呢 and got trapped wherever you are?
如果这恰好就是为了让你找到他 What if this is exactly what's supposed to happen
而注定发生的呢 for you to find him?
该死 Shit.
你说得对... You're right...
我要看一看 I have to look.
# 会飞的紫色食人兽 # Flyin' purple people eater
# 我喜欢超短裤 # I like short shorts
# 会飞的紫色食人兽 # Flyin' purple people eater
# 多么奇妙的景象 # What a sight to see
# 他悬挂在树上 # And then he swung from the tree
# 他点燃大陆 # And he lit on the ground
# 他开始摇滚 # And he started to rock
# 那是只独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
# 独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
# 独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # A one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
# 我喜欢超短短裤 # I like short shorts..
不是那个男孩 不是那个男孩 It's not the boy! It's not the boy!
不是那个男孩 It's not the boy!
德克 德克 发生什么了 Dirk! Dirk, what's happening?
德克 告诉我 出什么事了 Dirk, talk to me! What's going on?
德克 什么... 喂 德克 Dirk! What... Hello? Dirk!
我就直说了 那几位女士 I'm just throwing this out there, those ladies
变成了一堆土 是不是 这就是真相 got turned into dust, didn't they? That's what's up.
被烧成了灰什么的 没错 Incinerated or something, yes.
但是不行 But no.
不行 我们不能过早下结论 No, we shouldn't be jumping to conclusions.
好吧 你之前见过类似的事情吗 Well, have you seen anything like this before?
我自从认识德克之后 见过一些 I've seen some... pretty weird things
很不可思议的事 since I met Dirk,
但我还是认为 but I'd like to believe
这件案子会有一个合理的解释 there's still a rational explanation for this.
所以... So...
谁会是读书俱乐部的第五个成员 who would be the fifth member of this book club?
天哪 Oh, man.
苏西·博尔顿和这几个女人都认识 Suzie Boreton knows all those women.
她与她们有些不和之类的 She's been in a feud with them or something,
已经好几年了 has been for years.
等等 Hold on,
和巴特说的 袭击她的苏西是同一个人吗 this is the same Suzie who Bart said attacked her?
她丈夫还袭击了托德和德克 And whose husband attacked Todd and Dirk?
是啊 没错 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
好吧 然后 我想我们应该... Okay, well, then, I think perhaps we should...
没错 Yeah!
回到车道 回到车道 蒂娜 Stay on the road. Stay on the road, Tina!
斯科特 Scott?
小斯 Scotty?
见鬼 鲍勃 Dang it, Bob!
一会儿见 See you soon.
# 独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # It was a one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater
# 独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
# 独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # A one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
# 看起来当然很奇怪 # Sure looks strange to me
独眼 One eye?
# 他降落到陆地 点燃一棵树 # Well, he came down to Earth and he lit in a tree
喂 Hello?
见鬼了 Bloody hell.
德克 你还好吗 Dirk, are you okay?
我应该摆脱了... 不知道什么鬼 I think I got away from the... whatever,
但是情况并没有好转 but this isn't better.
我在一个厨房 I'm in the kitchen.
这里有一张桌子 There's a table that's been stabbed
被一把剪刀刺伤了 by a pair of scissors,
而且血流得到处都是 and it's bleeding everywhere,
不夸张 这些话都是字面意思 and I mean all that in a horribly literal way.
剪刀 Scissors?
没错 Yes!
郑重声明 这再也不是最棒的案子了 For the record, this is not the best case ever anymore.
沃格尔... Vogel...
沃格尔 Vogel!
喂 喂 Hey! Hey!
我朋友受伤了 我们需要帮助 My friend is hurt and we need help,
我们并不是... 那什么的一员 好吗 and we're not part of the... whatever it is, okay?
闭嘴 疯巫婆 Shut up, witchakookoo!
你要去哪 Where are you going?
喂 别走 Hey, don't leave!
拜托了 Please!
喂 Hey!
不是时候 Not... now!
怎么了 What's happening?
德克 怎么了 Dirk, what's happening?
不是什么好事 Not good things!
德克 什么情况 喂 Dirk, what's happening? Hello?
那里为什么会有音乐 Why is there music?
喂 Hello?
我要过去 他需要我帮忙 I'm going in. He needs my help.
等等 什么 你确定吗 Wait, what? Are you sure?
确定 Yes!
能给我把枪吗 Can I have a gun?
# 那是个独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
# 独眼 独角 会飞的紫色食人兽 # One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
托德 Todd?
这里怎么会有只怪物 Why is there a monster here?
我觉得... Well, I think...
别管了 快走 Never mind, let's go!
等等 等等 Hang on! Hang on!
不 不 等一下 No, no, wait!
我们不能出去 托德 We can't go out there, Todd!
总比在这面好 It's better than here!
不 托德 外面什么都没有 只有雪花屏 No, it's not, Todd! It's nothing! Only static!
万一我们没有... What if we don't have an...
我们是... Are we...?
我们回到现实了 Oh, we're back in reality.
托德 你是对的 Todd, you were right.
你... You...
怎么了 What's wrong?
沃格尔 Vogel!
帮帮我 Help me!
托德 Todd?
阿曼达 Amanda?
托德 Todd!
托德 Todd...?
托德 Todd!
这不可能 But that's impossible.
托德 Todd...?
阿曼达 Amanda!
托德 Todd?
托德 Todd!
你撒谎 You lied.
你就是一个疯巫婆 You are a witchakookoo.
你刚刚全身都是电火花 You had tiny lights all over you.
你看见了 You saw that?
你们都会魔法 You're both magic.
托德 托德 Todd! Todd!
霍布斯 Hobbs!
托德 Todd!
发生了什么 What's happening?
他的药在哪 他需要药 Where are his pills? He needs his pills!
药在哪 Where are they?
难以置信 This is incredible.
巴特只是初级 Bart is just the beginning.
这些人比我想象的更强大 These people are more powerful than I imagined.
你真是遇到麻烦了 You are in way over your head.
是啊 我知道 Yes, I know.
可是我应该怎么做 But what am I supposed to do?
你不能只是把他们锁起来 Well, you can't just keep them locked up
然后期待他们如你所愿地行动 and expect them to do what you want.
这些人 I mean, these people,
或者这些东西 these things,
或者随便什么吧 or whatever they are,
他们需要意义 they want meaning.
用计算机语言来说 就是因果关系 Look, in computer science, we call it a Causal Role.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我能让他们按你的想法行事 I know how to get them to do what you want.
不过... But...
你到底有没有超能力 so do you have powers or not?
我可以帮你 I can help you.
但你得让我帮 But you have to let me.
也就是说 And that means
放我从这里出去 letting me out of here.
因为 在我看来 Because right now, as far as I can see,
只有我和你一边 I'm the only one on your side.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
所以... So, um...
你们... What...
发生了什么 What happened to you guys?
给你带了个礼物 I brought you a gift.
这是什么 What is this?
我猜是那个凶器 I think it's the murder weapon.
没错 Right.
没错 Right...
什么 What?
警察 开门 Sheriff's Department, open up!
- 可能在上班 - 或者失踪了 - Maybe she's at work. - Or missing?
或者成了灰 Or a pile of dust.
我们可以硬闯 We could break in.
没有搜查证是违法的 我知道 Illegal without a warrant, I know.
等等 你愿意为此堕落吗 Wait, are you down for that?
准确来说 我已经是个罪犯了 所以 Technically, I'm already a criminal, so...
是的 给我个发卡 Yup, just give me a hair pin,
我来开这个破锁 and I'll pick this lock no problem.
你真的想这样吗 苏西 Is that really what you want, Suzie?
你想要她们进来 You want them to come in here
然后救你吗 and save you?
喂 Yello!
特维提诺 I mean... Tevetino.
嗨 霍布斯 Oh, hey, Hobbs.
嗯 我们在博尔顿家 Yeah, we're at the Boreton residence.
她好像不在家 不过... She doesn't seem to be home, but...
霍布斯说卡德纳斯家 Hobbs said the Cardenas house
有一只紫色鳄鱼出没 is haunted by a purple alligator
而且他们可能发现了 and they found what might be
杀害赫克托的凶器 the murder weapon used to kill Hector.
那个德克·简特里真有两把刷子 That Dirk Gently is really somethin'!
抱歉 你在说什么 Okay, I'm sorry, what?
在哪 Where?
整个房子我都搜过了 I searched that whole house.
好的 我们马上过去 Okay, we'll be right there.
霍布斯要我们在警局碰面 Hobbs wants us to meet him back at the station.
苏西·博尔顿怎么办 What about Suzie Boreton?
我们还会回来的 伙计 We'll be back, man!
来吧 我想看那只紫色鳄鱼 Come on, I wanna see a dang purple alligator!
走吧 走吧 走吧 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
没错 You're right.
这个很有可能就是凶器 This is most likely the murder weapon.
但它太新了 But this looks new.
血也是新鲜的 This is fresh blood.
这把剪刀 These scissors,
会不会跟那个 could they be connected
剪刀剑士有关 to the scissor sword somehow, right?
潘托·特罗斯特 Panto Trost?
文迪什么的 那现实世界呢 Screw Wendiwhatever. What about real life?
四个失踪的女人 Four missing women
最后一次出现是在那个尘土飞扬的读书会 who were last seen at a super dusty book club.
一棵裹着尸体的树 A tree with a body in it,
树上一辆载着尸体的车 a car in a tree with a body in it.
还有这把不可思议的枪 Then you got this impossible gun
可以发射空气 that somehow shoots air,
虽然不含可移动部件 despite having no moving parts?
一间房中房 A house inside another house
里面藏着凶器 with the murder weapon hidden inside it?
更不用提 Not to mention
一个紫色食人怪 some kind of purple people eater,
因为就是那个原因 'cause that's what that was.
没错 Yeah.
怎么了 What?
为什么你们都看着我 Why are you all looking at me?
继续轮流发言呀 法拉赫 该你了 Keep going round in a circle. Farah, your turn.
这些最终应该指向同一个东西 It all has to add up to something.
一切都是有关联的 Everything is connected,
不是吗 right?
巴特出现在这里 不是巧合 不可能是 Bart being here isn't a coincidence, it can't be.
是的 是的 当然了... Well, yes, yes, of course...
等等 Wait, no,
一个粉色头发的家伙 a guy with pink hair
声称自己是来自遥远大陆 who claims to be a prince
文迪摩尔的王子 from a far-away land called Wendimoor
在那里 你 德克·简特里 where you, Dirk Gently,
是一个预言的关键人物 are at the center of a prophecy.
这是有关联的 It's connected.
是的 是的 Yeah! Yes!
是的 很明显... Yes, well, obviously the...
它... 那个 这个 还有... It... And then, that, and...
抱歉 Sorry.
又这样 This again?
听着... Look...
德克 抱歉 Dirk, I'm sorry.
我不是想给你压力 I didn't mean to put pressure on you.
我知道这不是你解决问题的方式 I know that's not how you work,
或者那什么的解决问题方式 or... how it works, whatever it is.
万一那个怪物吃了我们呢 What if that monster ate us?
它没有 It didn't.
万一从那堆雪花屏里跳出去也没用呢 What if diving through that static didn't work,
万一我们因此丧命呢 what if that just killed us?
都没发生 我们还活着 It did work, it didn't kill us.
你逆感症发作的时候 I couldn't even help you
我甚至都无法帮到你 when you were having a pararibulitis attack.
应该没人能帮我 Well, I don't think anyone could.
我只是想要个朋友 All I ever wanted was a friend,
一个相信我的朋友 to have someone who believed in me.
你已经有了啊 而且不止一个... And now you have one. More than one...
万一我或者我要做的事情 会让你丢了命呢 And what if who and what I am is going to get you killed?
我不知道这一切意味着什么 I don't know what this all means.
事情联系起来之前 我不知道如何关联他们 I never know how things connect until they do,
而且在那之前 and usually before then,
只有危险和死亡 it's just danger and death.
为什么你要在这里 Why are you here?
为什么要扯上这一切 What have you got to do with any of this?
我... I...
我刚刚看见阿曼达了 I saw Amanda.
什么 What?
刚刚发作的时候 I had like a hallucination
我经历了一段幻觉 when I was having my attack.
就像阿曼达的影像 Like Amanda's visions?
不 就像是... No, no, no, it was like...
她产生了我的幻觉 she was having it for me.
就像 传达到了我这儿 Like, reaching out.
我看到她了 I saw her.
看到她了 I saw her.
德克 这听起来很疯狂 Dirk, as crazy as it sounds,
但我觉得阿曼达有危险了 I think Amanda's in danger...
在文迪摩尔 in Wendimoor.
我们得回到卡德纳斯家去 We have to go back to the Cardenas house.
为什么 Why?
然后... And...
我们得带上潘托 we need to take Panto.
沃格尔 Vogel?
听到了吗 Can you hear me?
三角·恶邪大人 Lord Triangle Badevil,
向"魔法师"致敬 Hail to The Mage!
向"魔法师"致敬 Hail to The Mage.
我是来找那个邓达摩尔男孩的 I've come for the Dengdamor boy.
我们还抓到了其他人 We have other prisoners:
一个想偷食的巫婆 a boogle we caught trying to steal our food,
还有两个其他大陆来的旅行者 and two travelers from another land.
只要那个男孩 Only the boy matters.
那其他人怎么处置 What do we do with rest of them?
杀了 Kill them.
你能快点吗 Hurry up, will you?
趁着还有时间 你们这些蠢货 While there's still sand in the glass, you fools.
放他走吧 Let him go!
等等 Wait!
很对不起 I'm so sorry.
我没能救你 I couldn't save you.
让她闭嘴 Shut her up.
我会让你们安安静静地... I will keep you quiet...
这不可能... It cannot be...
她在发光 She's glowing.
她是个巫婆 She is a bloody witch!
看吧 我就知道 See, I knew it!
沃格尔 午餐 Vogel, lunch!
鼓手 Drummer!
快走 快走 Come on, come on!
快点 法森 我们走 Come on, Farson, let's go.
快 Now!
等等 Wait.
你要放她走 为什么 You're letting her go? Why?
我们不能就让她死在这 We can't just leave her to die.
这边 This way!
特罗斯特王子 你说你掉进了一个屋子里 You said you fell into a room, Prince Trost.
是这里吗 Is this it?
没错 Yes.
然后你掉到了一张床上 接着床就消失了 And you fell onto a bed that then disappeared.
对 Yes.
好吧 不会吧 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
这就是张折叠床 It's a Murphy bed.
藏在墙里 Flush with the wall.
但在房子里的那间房子里 But in the house within the house,
这张床是放下来的 the bed was down.
这就是你来到我们世界的通道吗 Is this how you came through to our world?
这就是我掉下来的地方 This is where I fell.
看起来有水渍 Looks like water damage.
哪里 你看到什么了 Where? What do you got?
我不明白 I don't get it.
这是一面实心墙 It's a solid wall.
你是怎么穿过来的 How did you come through?
大家 Guys?
来帮个忙 A little help over here.
这是什么 What is this?
我的家乡 Home.
我从一个很遥远的地方来 I come from a place far away from here,
一个风景如画的美丽国度 文迪摩尔 a beautiful, perfect place called Wendimoor,
我是前所未有的 that I rule unopposed
最强大的巫师 无人能与我匹敌 as the most powerful wizard ever to exist.
苏西 跟我作对毫无意义 You see, Suzie, there's no point in fighting me.
你赢不了的 You can't win.
在我的国家 流传着一个谎言 I believe a lie has been told about my world,
苏珊娜·博尔顿 Suzanne Boreton.
一个以预言形式散播 A lie in the form of a prophecy
而且瞒着我的谎言 that has been kept secret from me.
一个声称 A lie that states
会有人终结我统治的谎言 that someone could end my reign.
我造了第二根魔杖 I created the second wand
是因为我需要一个搭档 because I needed a partner
来帮我揭穿这个预言... to help me uncover this prophecy...
然后摧毁它 and destroy it.
我只是想离开博格斯伯格 I just wanna leave Bergsberg.
不想伤害谁 I don't wanna hurt anybody.
不是吗 苏珊娜 Don't you, though, Suzanne?
我没想扯上这一切 I didn't mean to get drawn into all this.
我只是... I just...
我是个好人 I'm a nice person.
不 你不是 No, you're not!
不... 你不是 No... you're... not.
如果你是个好人 The wand wasn't drawn to you
你就不会吸引魔杖了 because you're nice.
你比好人要好太多了 You're far better than nice.
你很有趣 You're interesting.
好人会在背地里阻止你 Nice people will conspire against you
得到你想要的一切... to stop you having what you want...
权利 Power.
自由 Freedom.
加入我吧 Join me,
你就可以离开这个鬼地方了 and you can leave this wretched place
成为皇后 and be a queen.
再也没人来告诉你该做什么 No one telling you what to do anymore.
只要你握着这根魔杖 As long as you hold the wand,
你就战无不胜 you will be invincible.
辉煌闪耀 Glorious.
完美无缺 Perfect.
你想让他们夺走这一切吗 Do you want them to take that away from you?
不想 No.
我永远也不要回到以前的样子 No, I'm never going back to the way things were.
你想让我做什么 What do you want me to do?
我想让你 杀了德克·简特里 I need you to kill Dirk Gently.
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