Greetings, Americans. 早安 美國
Leave a message after the beep, but not if you're going to mumble, 在嗶聲之後可以留言 我們只接受大聲說出來的留言
because a voice is not just a blessing, it's also a choice. 因為聲音不僅是一種饋贈 也是一種抉擇
Hey, Carol. lt's Louis from Sound Mix-A-Lot. 卡籮 我是Sound Mix-A-Lot的路易斯
l'm just calling real quick because Eva Longoria, the actress, 我留言是因為伊娃·朗格利亞
she has to re-loop her lines for an entire film where she plays a cockney mob wife. 還要為她飾演的倫敦黑手黨的妻子重新配過音
l attached the sound file for you to check out. 我還附上了一段音頻 你可以去聽聽
She sounds like a retarded pirate, 她實在是爛透了
so the studio is paying to have her work with a coach. 所以還得請個老師教她
And l thought of you. 我就想到了你
Sorry, l never use the word "retarded" in a derogatory way. 抱歉 我從來沒用過它來貶低人
l hate people who do that. 我也討厭別人使用這些貶義詞
Sorry, if you have a cousin or a friend who's retarded, 抱歉 如果你有親戚正好是弱智的話
l didn't mean it that way. So, sorry about that. 我不是有意的 抱歉
ls that what you think, you stupid slapper? 你真是這麼想的嗎 你這個愚蠢的蕩婦
Is that what you fink? 就這樣嗎
l don't give a shit about what you think! 我不在乎你是怎麼想的
ls that what you think, you stupid slapper? 你真是這麼想的嗎 你這個愚蠢的蕩婦
This Wednesday, one woman will teach another woman 這週三 我將教你們如何
to sound a little less retarded. 不著痕跡的罵人
ln a world 在這個世界上
like nothing you've ever imagined. 你永遠無法想像
Without a single unified voice, 沒有一個領導者的世界
humanity has been left searching for answers to the unknown. 人性將會受到拷問
Now, one man has the power to change that. 而如今 領導者出現了
One man. 這個人
Me. 就是我
When the storm hit, both our cars were totally underwater. 暴風雨襲擊了這個地區 我們的車都被泡了
ln a world where both of our cars were totally underwater. 在這裡我們車的被泡了
We thought it would take forever to get some help. 我們以為幫助肯定無望
But a new wind was about to blow. 可是新形成的暴風即將來襲
There's hundreds of people doing voice work, 有數以百計的人們從事著配音工作
but only five of them are making all the money. 只有極少數的人們可以家財萬貫
Yeah. That's as it should be. 也應該是這樣一種狀況
l'm sorry. As long as l'm one of the five, that's as it should be. 抱歉 雖然我是那極少數的一員 我還是認為是這樣的
ls it true that sometimes you will do 60 promos a week, 35 in a day? 有時你一個星期配六十部預告片 三十五部一天 是不是真的啊
Oh, yeah. That's...That's actually not uncommon at all. 多見不怪了
That's pretty much a slow week in many cases. 工作量大的時候時間過得太慢了
Odds are you already knew the voice of Don LaFontaine, 奇怪是的當你已經知道唐·拉方丹（世界頂級配音大師）
who died in Los Angeles Tuesday. 於週二在洛杉磯逝世了
He was 68. 享年六十八歲
He was the Don. He was the guy. Nobody really could ever compare to him. 他就是唐 他就是標桿 無人能敵
When we were young, for a while, 我們小的時候 有一陣子
we were both referred to as the "it boys" of the voice over world, 配音界都以為他很陰柔 （IT BOY意指對那些兼具兩性吸引力的男生的稱呼， 這種男生通常具有中性的氣質，柔美與陽剛結合。）
which l thought was kind of amusing, 我覺得很風趣
because l never met a boy with pipes like these. 因為我從來沒見過一個聲音這麼有磁性的人
"ln a world..." 在這個世界上
Those words were for Don only. 是唐所屬的
-l mean... -There's no question about that. -我的意思是 -毫無疑問
But l think that it could safely be said everybody wants a piece of that legacy. 我想說的是每個人都想得到這種天賦
Meet Thomas Coyne. He's out of cents and he's $3 short. 看見湯馬斯·柯恩 他身無分文了 還差三塊
Ever since I was a kid, 從孩提時代起
l remember hearing Don coo those words, "ln a world... ln a world..." You know? 我就開始記得唐有磁性的說著「在這個世界上」
And when l heard that l was like, "l want to be a part of that world. 當我聽到時 我就想進入那個世界
"l want to be part of that world. That world." 我想成為那個世界的一份子 他口中說的那個世界
For whoever takes his place, those are gigantic shoes to fill. 誰想取代唐的地位 都有很長的一段路要走
l think Don was a... l think a size 11. 我覺得唐應該穿十一碼的鞋
lt is true that l happen to be a 13. 我比他穿的大兩碼
l don't know if you can see that, but it's just the truth. 不知道你能不能看到 不過是真的哦
Whether or not that matters, l don't know. 我不清楚是否跟這個有關係
Why aren't the humidifiers on? 為什麼不開加濕器
l'm dead. 我死了
Fuckin' Christ. 真他媽懶
Listen, did Gustav Warner happen to call? 古斯塔夫·華納有打電話來嗎
-Jesus Christ. -He and l are getting a steam later. -老天 -我們等會要去蒸桑拿
l'm not home. 我不在
Did Gustav call? 他有打電話來嗎
God, Dad. l don't know why you... l can do what that guy does. 爸 我不知道你為什麼 他可以做的事我也可以啊
What the hell does that have to do with anything? 這句話從何說起
This Wednesday, one woman will teach another woman 這週三 我將教你們如何
to sound less... 不著痕跡的
This Wednesday, one woman will teach another woman... 這週三 我將教你們如何
l just woke up, so my voice is cold, but... 剛起來 聲音還很乾澀 不過
Look, are you hungry? Jamie worked me up an appetite. 你餓了嗎 傑米喊我起來吃早飯
l'm gonna rustle us up some grub. 我隨便做點什麼
Oh, my God. "Grub"? 天哪 你說的是「蛆」嗎（GRUB除了有食物的意思外 還有蛆 幼蟲的意思）
l'm gonna make breaky. 那我做份豪華的
"Breaky"? 豪華的嗎
Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you, Carol? 卡籮 你發什麼神經啊
You know, l say, "Black," you say, "White." 一定要和我唱反調啊
-l'm gonna eat out here. -You're yelling so much. Why? -我出去吃算了 -你幹嗎發這麼大火啊
-You don't want to come, stay in bed. -lt's so early. -不想來就算了 -太早了啦
Her name is Erin and her other name is Erin. 她本名和藝名都叫艾琳
So you know that mentally unstable guy who lives in front of the Quiznos? 你知道那個精神有點問題的經常呆在奎茲諾斯（美國著名的快餐品牌）門口的那個小伙嗎
No. 不知道
You remember, he's the lunatic who's got that crazy German brogue. 他說著一口非常怪異的德國方言
You know, this is Jamie's favorite show. 這是傑米最愛看的秀
Actually, it's quite good. You should check it out. 我也覺得很棒 你應該看看
l think he's from Munich or something, 我覺得他應該是慕尼黑人
but l wanted to get his voice for my archives. 我想錄下他的聲音存檔
And he's always lecturing how the world's real currency is lettuce, 他總是說著世界真正的貨幣是紙幣（LETTUCE有萵苣的意思，俚語中是紙幣的意思）
so l had to buy a head of romaine 我只能買一大堆長葉萵苣（萵苣的一種）
-to negotiate with him. -l can't wait to see you, puppy. -要他和我說話 -等不及見你了 親愛的
l'm gonna purr to you all night long. 我會讓你一整晚都很爽的
Voice mail, huh? 語音留言
-l'm sorry, sweetie. What's up? -Nothing. -抱歉 你剛說什麼 -沒什麼
Where is "the groupie" anyway? 她在哪呢
What, is she busy at a smiling convention somewhere? 她在開微笑大會嗎
Jamie is doing re-shoots for a Ziploc commercial she got. 她在重拍密封塑膠袋的廣告
Jesus. That girl is bad news, Dad. l mean... 天哪 那個人簡直是個災難 爸爸 我是說
Honestly, she smells like Life Savers 她身上的味道就像濟公一樣
and she has a Midwestern accent, un-ironically. 還有她的中西部口音 我沒有惡意
Moreover, she should be paying us rent. She's here a lot. 另外 她應該付我們房租了 她最近經常過來
Jamie is going to be moving in, sweetheart. 傑米要搬進來了
You're gonna have to find another place to live now. 你得搬出去住
- What? She's 26! - She's 30. -什麼 她二十六歲誒 -她三十歲
- That's my age. - You're 31 now. -我才是三十歲 -你現在三十一了
- Okay, barely. - Look, she's an adult. That's the point. -好吧 差不多了 -最起碼她像個成年人
She collects rainbow magnets! 哪裡像了 她還收藏彩虹磁鐵呢
- At least she likes me. - For the wrong reasons. -她喜歡我啊 -她居心不良
Well, they're right enough for me. 這個理由足夠說服我了
l'm appalled, Dad. l'm appalled. 爸爸 你太狠了
Look, l'm feeling happy for the first time in quite a while. 這是我最近最開心的時候
You know what? l think this is just a validation thing. l do. 你不是說真的吧
l think you should start spinning again. l've been thinking about... 你應該好好考慮考慮 我在想
Carol, l love you, but let me tell you something. 卡籮 我愛你的 跟你說吧
You're not gonna be able to talk me out of this, okay? 我決定的事是不會改變的
Jamie printed me out an article from Yahoo! Health. 傑米幫我在雅虎上打印了一份關於健康的文章
lt was all about enabling, and l realized at that point 這關乎到你是否想有所作為的事情 我就意識到
l cannot continue to support your emotional handicap. 我不能再放任你的情緒性障礙這個毛病了
-l understand. Okay. -Let me finish, okay? -我明白 -讓我說完 好嗎
Sometimes, l get the feeling l've done all l could for you, kid. 我已經盡力了 孩子
l mean, l let you share my crash pad with me for years. 我讓你在防震墊上住了這麼多年
l shared all my contacts in the biz with you. 我在配音界到處給你找關係
Listen, if l could break you off a piece of this voice and give it to you, l would. 如果我能把我的天賦給你的話 我會的
But l can't, because that's an impossible conceit. 可是這只是天方夜譚
And the truth of the matter is, 真相是
it probably wouldn't help you anyway because, let's face it, 這也不會給你幫大忙 你知道的
the industry does not crave a female sound. 配音界根本就不欣賞女聲
Yeah, Dad, you've made me painfully aware of that my whole life. 對啊 爸爸 你一直都在說著讓我痛苦的現實
-l'm not being sexist, that's just the truth. -Okay. -我不是歧視女性 我說的事實而已 -好吧
This whole voice-cracking problem you've grown into 把聲音訓練成有磁性的
isn't doing you any favors either. 也不會幫到你的
But here's what l'm trying to say, sweetheart. Okay? 我想說的是
You should stick with the accents. 你應該用你自己的聲音
l mean, that's your thing. That's what you're good at. 這才是你擅長的東西
What was that great Russian Star Wars thing you used to do as a kid? 你小時候模仿的俄羅斯版本的《星球大戰》還記得嗎
Yeah, l know the one you're talking about. But, Dad... 我知道你說的是什麼 可是
- What was it? - lt was... Don't make me do it. -你覺得怎麼樣 -它 不要讓我模仿一遍
- Come on. - l don't want to do it. -模仿吧 -我不想
Please let me hear it. 讓我聽聽
Deese are not the droids you're lookink for. 這不是你要找的機器人
l just love that. lt's so random. 超愛的 不做作
But listen, l can't pay like rent 可是 我的這份聲音教練的工作
with the freelance vocal coaching. 給我的工資還付不起房租啊
- So, why don't we think of an agreement... - Sweetheart, -我們都讓步一下怎麼樣 -親愛的
not my problem. You understand? 這不是我的問題 你明白嗎
Listen, l'm gonna support you by not supporting you. 我得讓你獨立一點
Okay, but what's the timeline on this? Can you at least let me... 好吧 什麼時候我要搬出去 可以讓我
- Look, there's no big hurry. - Okay, good. Because... -不急 -好的 因為
Tonight would be good. 今晚之前就行
The search is on, my friend. 兄弟 我在找人
What's that? 找什麼人
There's a great big epic coming down the pike. 大好的機會馬上就來了
They wanna bring "lt" back. 他們想重現唐·拉方丹的輝煌
Copy starts with the words, "ln a world..." 用「在這個世界」起頭
And right now, they're trying to find their guy. 他們正在找合適人選
How can they do that without LaFontaine? 沒有拉方丹怎麼弄
He coined the phrase, he's the godfather of the industry. 他是始創者 是配音界的教父
Enough with that, please! That Don LaFontaine stuff. All right? 夠了 他的時代早過去了 好嗎
"Donnie was the... Was the godfather of the industry." 唐尼是配音界的教父
"Donnie had perfect tone." "Donnie had a big dick." 唐尼擁有磁性的聲音 唐尼的丁丁很大
Donnie this, Donnie that! 唐尼這 唐尼那的
All right, the guy was the best. You think l don't know that? 你以為我不知道他很優秀嗎
No, Sam, that's not what l meant. 山姆 我不是這個意思
l know what you meant. l understand. lt's just... lt's just... 我知道 只是 只是
What is it? 只是什麼
l'm sorry, Gustav. lt's just hard. 抱歉 古斯塔夫 我知道我不願承認
l know. 我知道
l know l'm not as good as he was. 我知道我比不上他
You know what? You. 我說的是你
You're their guy. 你就是他們的完美人選
- That's right. - Sam... -對的 -山姆
lf they want me to do it, sure. 如果他們執意要我的話 沒問題
l wrote the book. l lived that life. 我出過書 我也輝煌過
l'm getting a Lifetime Achievement Award for Christ's sake. 我也他媽得過終身成就獎
And the fact of the matter is, l could never really do it as good as Don. No, no. 不過 我永遠不會超越唐的 永遠不會
lt's time. lt's time to pass the torch. 該是你們年輕人的時代了
What are you saying? 你什麼意思
l'm saying, l'm going to go to bat for you, kid. 我的意思是我是支持你的
Moe, l am simply saying that it was on the counter this morning, 莫伊 今天早上明明在這上面的
and that you just must have moved it. That's it. 你肯定放到別的地方去了
Honey, you've misplaced it. That's all. 你肯定記錯了
Okay. So, you're accusing me of losing my wedding ring! Got it. 所以你怪我把婚戒丟了咯
Now see, l feel like that sounds kind of argumentative. 你就是想吵架是吧
Moe, l'm not going to have an argument 莫伊 我不想跟你爭論
about whether we're having a goddamn argument or not, right? 這他媽是不是個爭論的問題
That's the only kind of argument l know how to have. 我就只懂這個
- l'm coming. - l'm somewhat practiced at it. -來了 -我有在練習
Dad kicked me out. 爸把我趕出來了
- Hey, Carol. - What? What happened? -卡籮 -發生什麼了
- l need to wash everything l own. - Carol, could you have called? -我要洗下我的東西 -卡籮 你可以提前打電話通知一下嗎
l did, Dani, but you don't answer your telephone. 我打了 達妮 你沒接
- That's not my fault. - What happened? -不能怪我 -發生什麼了
l'm glad l didn't throw away my lucky couch. 好在沒有把床墊扔了
Okay. The groupie's moving in with Dad. Can you believe it? 那個女的和爸爸同居了 你能相信嗎
- She's 23. - She's 30. -她才二十三啊 -她三十了
Well, it's your fault for introducing them. 看你做的好事
l didn't. You always do that. No, you do. 不能怪我啊 你每次都這樣馬後炮
- What is in this bag? - That was a different one. -包裡裝著什麼啊 -你不能一概而論
So the autobiography and winning a Lifetime Achievement Award 自傳也出了 終身成就獎也拿了
aren't enough? He's gotta have a concubine? 還不夠嗎 還要納個妾嗎
Your dad is a sexy cool guy. Give him a break. 你爸很性感啊 隨他去啦
"A sexy cool guy"? What's the matter with you? 「性感」嗎 你發什麼神經啊
So, you can use a plane. Then you exit to the two exit door. 可以用飛機啊 從出口出來
The door is on automatchically. 門是自動的
The... You see the... 你可以看到
Up the stair and the down stair. You go to up the stair. 兩個樓梯 往樓上走
Then little building here. The little building, go, go walk way. 有個微小的建築 沿著建築一直走
You... You see the park. The park is... Okay... 就能看到一個公園
What's your favorite craft? 你最喜歡什麼手藝
Well, l really like making pottery. 我喜歡制陶器
- lt's like... Like it's amazing... - Like in Ghost? -不錯啊 -是不是像鬼魂一樣
- Yeah, it's amazing! - l think if you walk away, you see that. -好棒啊 -你一直走就會看到的
lt's like if a Beanie Baby could talk. 比尼寶貝（一種玩具娃娃 由TY公司生產 每個娃娃都附帶著一首詩和它的生產日期）都不會說話
l love your gloss. 我喜歡你的唇彩
Please do not accost my clientele here with your goddamn recorders. 可以不要用你的錄音機和我的客戶搭訕嗎
The Eastern Europeans are a really paranoid group already. 他們都已經起疑心了
l say that it's for "artistic research" and they, like, love it. 我說這是在藝術研究 他們覺得沒問題
They don't understand that. They think that you're a spy. 他們不懂 他們覺得你是個間諜
- Okay? - Excuse me. -好嗎 -打擾一下
Good afternoon, Mr. Pouncer. How can l help you? 下午好 龐瑟先生 有什麼可以幫到您的嗎
Well, there's this mate of mine, right, 我一位朋友現在
and he's a little under the weather at the moment. 心情不太好
So l want to send him this. 所以我想送給他這個
Medicine. 他的「藥」
- Very good. - There's his address and information. -明白 -這是他的住址和有關信息
Do you think you could do that for me, love? 可以幫我這個忙嗎
Absolutely. Consider it done. 完全沒問題
- Thanks a million. - Have a lovely day. -非常感謝 -玩的開心
Sure, now that l've seen you, l most definitely will. 見到你之後 心情整個都好起來了
Get out of here. 別錄了
l'm sorry. His voice is a vision. What could l do? 不好意思 可是他的聲音太有誘惑力了 完全沉迷了
Go to your meeting. 去開你的會
For someone who works in hospitality, 在醫院工作的人
you're really inhospitable. You know that, Dani? 怎麼這麼不熱情呢 達妮
lf they paid me a little more, l'd be nicer. 工資決定我的熱情程度
Stop it! Don't do that! Get out! 別錄了 趕緊出去吧
And l need to check out other facilities but right now... 我得檢查其他設施 不過目前
You gotta be kidding me. 別開玩笑了
Hey, l'm here to see Louis. 我來見路易斯的
Hi! l'm Nancy. l'm new. 我是新來的南希
- Have a seat. l'll let Louis know you're here. - Okay. -先坐吧 我告知他一下 -好的
You're Sam Sotto's kid, right? 你是山姆·秀圖的女兒 是嗎
Yeah, how'd you know? 你怎麼知道
Your dad is so hot. 你爸爸很火啊
Sorry. l just bought his autobiography. 抱歉 我剛買了他的自傳
l love to read. So, l'm like always reading. 我一直都很愛讀書
lt's important. 書中自有黃金屋 書中自有顏如玉
Very cool. Cool. 很好
Sotto Jr.'s here. 小秀圖來了
lt's just Solomon. 我叫所羅門
lt's Carol Solomon, "Sotto" is my dad's stage name. 我叫卡籮·所羅門 秀圖只是我爸的藝名
Guess you didn't get to that part in the book. 看來你還沒看到那
Carol. 卡籮
- Hey. - What up, playa? -好啊 -好啊
All right. Come on. Let's make something shiny out of shit! 進來吧 開始工作吧
- Great. - All right. -好 -好的
Hey, so, really sorry about that stupid rambling message 對於上次給你那個怪異的留言
l left on your machine the other day 深感抱歉
when l said "retarded" a bunch of times. 說了很多髒話
l didn't mean actually retarded. 我不是有意的
l think l just get nervous or something when l'm leaving a message on your machine. 給你留言的時候可能緊張了
Your dad might hear it 因為你爸爸可能會聽到
and l'm doing a voice over basically on your phone. 所以我就直接給你手機留言了
You don't have to worry about it anymore 'cause l moved out. 你無須擔心 因為我搬出來了
So you can just call me on my cell directly. 你直接給我打電話就行
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. -真的嗎 -是的
Oh, cool. Definitely. l'll definitely call you on your cell, you know. 太棒了 我肯定會給你打電話的
lf the situation calls for it, professionally, l'll call you on the cell. 如果是工作上的事情 肯定會給你打電話的
- l'm not gonna bum rush you or anything. - Okay. -我不會打擾到你的 -好
l should cut you with a knife, l should. 我真應該殺了你
ls that what you think? 你真這麼想嗎
ls that what you think, you stupid slapper? 你真這麼想嗎 你這個愚蠢的蕩婦
Just remember the "F" for the "T-H." 記住把「TH」音發成「F」
Like "F" for "fink," "fink," versus, like, "think." 用「FINK」代替「THINK」
- What do you fink, you stupid... - Yeah. -你有意見嗎 你這個愚蠢的 -很好
- Say it, say it. - ls zat whot you fink, you stupid slappa? -你先說一遍 -你真這麼想嗎 你這個愚蠢的蕩婦
ls zat whot you fink, you stupid slappa? 你真這麼想嗎 你這個愚蠢的蕩婦
Yeah. There it is. 就是這樣
ls zat whot you fink, you stupid slappa? 你真這麼想嗎 你這個愚蠢的蕩婦
- Should we try one? - Okay. Yeah. -重錄一條嗎 -嗯
Okay. l'll do a series and we'll keep it open. 好的 等錄完之後再剪輯吧
ls zat whot you fink, you stupid slappa? 你真這麼想嗎 你這個愚蠢的蕩婦
- Nice work. - Guess who's a no show! -很棒 -猜猜誰沒來
Gustav Jizz Nuggets. 古斯塔夫·集子·掘金
Hey. l'm in a session, Heners. Come on. 漢納斯 我正在工作呢
Louis, l gotta turn this temp track in today. l was gonna do it myself, but... 路易斯 我今天得親自搞定這份臨時音軌
No, no, no! You sound like an angry Muppet. Get Cher. lt'll be better. 不不不 你這聲音不行 找雪兒吧 肯定更好
Cher sounds like a sleepy chipmunk. 雪兒的聲音就像昏昏欲睡的花栗鼠
l can do it. l mean, l'll do it. 我可以幫忙
l'm no Don LaFontaine, but if it's just a temp recording, l can do it. 我雖然不是唐·拉方丹 可是錄臨時音軌完全沒問題
No, that'd be perfect. 那太好了
l needed to do this 1 0 minutes ago. Thank you. 我十分鐘之前就需要了 謝謝
Eva, could you just put the cork back in your mouth and work on those vowels? 伊娃 麻煩你把瓶塞咬著 練習一下元音好嗎
- Thank you. - A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U... -謝謝 -A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U...
So, princess boy will not be gracing us 他終於可以不用他糟糕的口音
with his shitty vocals for this piece of dung trailer 為這一部受眾於小孩的浪漫喜劇
for a fucking romantic comedy with children. 錄製一段狗屎的音軌了
This is for Welcome to the Jungle Gym. 這個是《歡迎來到叢林體育館》
Hey, Gustav's sound is tight. 古斯塔夫的聲音很適合啊
Do not judge him for being monetarily privileged. 不要以偏概全
- Carol, you want a water or a Fanta? - l'd like a Fanta. -卡籮 你要礦泉水還是芬達 -芬達
l'm sorry, l have no time for a rich kid 抱歉 我可沒那麼多時間
who threw away his inheritance on a soccer team 等著他在足球隊裡揮霍他的天賦
and then somehow fell into being the highest paid voice over artist... 工資還比演員拿的多
Okay, Carol, why don't you just hop in the booth. 卡籮 你進錄音室吧
He's lucky he's got those pipes, 他擁有這幅嗓子簡直不能更幸運
otherwise he'd be a washed-up mortgage trader right now. 要不然他還是個勞累的抵押貸款交易員而已
Thanks for asking me if l wanted a Fanta, Louis. 路易斯 你怎麼不問我要不要飲料啊
Do you want a Fanta? 你要芬達嗎
No. 不要
Here we go. Here we go. 開始吧
Carol, can you hear me in there? 卡籮 能聽到我說話嗎
Yeah, l hear you perfect. 很清晰
Ready, ready. 準備好了
Okay. Welcome to the Jungle Gym promo, take one. 《歡迎來到叢林體育館》預告片 第一條
Allo Carol! 卡籮
- Eva Longoria. - Allo. -伊娃·朗格利亞 -你好
Where'd you go? You just ran off. 你去哪 你二話沒說就走了
Oh, sorry. l thought we were done. You said we were done, right? 抱歉 我以為我們完成了 你說沒事啦 對嗎
Yeah, yeah. We're done. But you forgot your Fanta. 對對 不過你忘了拿芬達
Thanks. Back to stupid slappers. 謝謝 接下來完成「愚蠢的蕩婦」吧
Stupid slappa! 愚蠢的蕩婦
Yes, very good. You lead. 很不錯 漸入佳境啊
Stupid slappa! That's what you fink, you stupid slappa! 愚蠢的蕩婦 你真這麼想的啊 愚蠢的蕩婦
- You want some Fanta? - No. -你喝芬達嗎 -不用
lt's in the fridge, Moe. 莫伊 在冰箱裡啦
lt's not. Otherwise, l'd have it. And you'd have it. 沒在啦 要不我早找到了
- We'd all have it. lt would be great. - Let me just do it. -你我都有就不會吵架了 -我來找
lt's not a matter of you doing it, okay? We're out of soy vanilla. 不是你去不去找的問題 而是香草豆沒了
You guys are so loud. 你們吵死人啊
Weren't you supposed to be in charge of that? 沒了不是你應該去買嗎
Well, l will be from now on. Okay? 我等下去買 好嗎
Love you! 愛你
"l love you, too, Moe. Have a great day." 我也愛你 莫伊 玩的開心
"You, too. Thank you, sweetness." 你也是 親愛的 謝謝
- Obviously, butter side down. - Oh, no. -塗有黃油的一面掉地上了 -哦不
- lt's okay. - Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Let's live. -沒關係啦 -對對 你別無選擇
You're killing me, Dani. 達妮 你太迷人了
Mr. Pouncer, hi. l'm so sorry. l just didn't see you there. l'm so sorry. 龐瑟先生 抱歉 我沒有看到你
How can l help you today, sir? 今天有什麼要幫您的嗎 先生
l just noticed you're not wearing a wedding ring. 你沒有戴婚戒誒
So now l'm never gonna leave you alone, am l? 我是不會放過尤物的
- Sir... - No, l'm not a sir. -先生 -不要我叫先生
No, you have to do something brave 不 你僅需勇敢一點
or do a shit ton of drugs in a rock band to be one of those. No, no, no. 或者吸吸毒品讓自己勇敢起來
l am a Terry, however. 叫我特裡就好
- Terry. - Terry. Hi. -特裡 -特裡
Hi, Terry. Can l get you anything today, Terry? 特裡 有什麼可以幫您的嗎
No, actually. l just wanted to see if l could get you to call me Terry. 沒事 我只是心血來潮看你會不會
And l just did. 叫我特裡 我就過來了
That's what me mother calls me, you see. 我媽就是這樣叫我的
Cheers! 再見
Cheers. Cheers. 再見
Relax, Dani, you're acting like l'm the first guy to ever hit on you. 達妮 別緊張 我肯定不是第一個搭訕你的人
Good afternoon, Concierge. 下午好 這裡是前台
Yes, good afternoon. 下午好
Carol, l can't talk right now. l'm super busy. 卡籮 我很忙的 別煩我
No, you're not. l'm standing right behind you. 少騙人了 我站你後面呢
- Just kidding. Psych. - That's not funny, Carol. -開玩笑啦 這麼好騙 -卡籮 這不好玩
What? 什麼事
Do you know that your neighbor Pippa is from Guildford? 你知道你鄰居皮帕從吉爾福德回來了嗎
And l had a really nice chat with her... 我和她聊得很歡
Because you are all out of soya vanilla. They say "soya." 因為你們都用完了香草豆 她們說的是「SOYA」
What's up, Carol? What do you want? l got a lot of things to do. 卡籮 你到底想說什麼 我手上很多事
All right. Fine, fine. l'm gonna try the soft sell on this, 說正事 我求你
but you know that's really, really hard for me. 我通常不求人的
Sister code, Dani. l really need that Pouncer guy, 達妮 我親愛的姐妹 我需要那個叫龐瑟
the lrish good-looking guy. 愛爾蘭帥哥
l need his accent for my archives 我想要錄下他的聲音
because, really, it's one of the accents that l struggle with. 因為他的口音真的太讚了
- Really, Dani. - No, no. No, Carol. -好嗎 達妮 -卡籮 不行
The news clips that l have, they're too regional. 我要新剪的這個片子 方言性太濃厚了
And in order to really master a dialect, 為了全力以赴完成這項任務
you need to have these vowels. Dani, come on! 我需要他的口音 達妮 拜託啦
- Fine. - You're just... Did you say fine? -好 -你剛剛說可以嗎
Yeah. 是的
Great! 太棒了
Oh, so, there's one issue, though. 還有一個問題
What? 什麼
Your manager has, like, a fake restraining order on me or something 你們經理好像把我封殺了還是什麼的
because the Bulgarian guy that l followed out last time happened to be a diplomat. 因為上次我跟蹤的那個保加利亞人碰巧是個外交官
l didn't know about it. lt was a thing... Wouldn't have done it. 我根本不知道 不會再有第二次了
God damn it, Carol! 卡籮 你他媽的
Hindsight was 20-20. 我一定會吸取教訓的
What? What do you want? What do you need? 什麼 你要我怎麼做
Okay. So sister code. lt's super easy. All you have to do is... 超級簡單 你只需要
l'm gonna drop off my little interview questions 我會給你幾個問題
and the recorder and you just press "Record." 還有錄音機 你只需要按下錄音鍵
Ask the questions. The guy answers it. Done. 然後問問題 他回答 完成
Sister code. Done deal. Sister code. 姐妹密語 任務完成
What is this "sister code" thing that you're doing right now? 姐妹暗號又是怎麼回事
What? Sister code? 姐妹密語嗎
"What? Sister code?" 對啊
Yeah, it's a new thing. l was just trying it out. 新鮮東西 試試而已
Do you like it? 你喜歡嗎
l don't know. l don't really like it. 我不知道 不喜歡
What? Ping-pong it a little bit. Like l say, "Sister," you say... 什麼 只要押韻點就好 像我說姐妹 你說
l'm not saying it. 我才不說
l won't push my luck. But you'll do the interview questions? 我不會得寸進尺的 你會幫我錄音的對吧
Look, l'm going to do it. Okay? l'm doing it. 我會幫你的
- Yeah? - Yeah. -真的嗎 -是的
l love you. Sister code. 我愛你 姐妹密語
No. 不要說了
Okay. Bye. 好吧 拜拜
How did Mission lreland go? 愛爾蘭任務進行的怎麼樣了
Yeah. Really good. 相當好
l'm gonna drop off the equipment now. l can't believe she said yes. 現在不用這麼繁瑣了 真不敢相信她居然答應了
Yeah, me neither. She could lose her job if she's caught. 我也是 如果被抓到肯定被解雇的
Oh, my God, you're so dramatic. 天哪 不要想太多好嗎
Yello. 好啊 （「YELLO」為「HELLO」的俚語，但不常用， 因為「Yello」顯得很不禮貌而且很輕浮。）
- You booked that gig! - What gig? -你得到了一個機會 -什麼機會
Welcome to the Jungle Gym. 給《歡迎來到叢林體育館》配預告片
Who did? 你說誰
You did! The studio heard the temp recording you did 你啊 工作室聽到你配的臨時音軌
and they want your voice on the trailer, Carol. 他們想要你配預告片
But l'm a chick. 可是我是女的啊
Yeah, l know. l'm acutely aware of that. 我當然知道
The studio said they feel that it's a "modern, quirky" choice. 工作室說這是一種現代的非常規的嘗試
- A what? - And that you're perfect for the genre. -一種什麼 -你是這種類型的完美人選
Children's romantic comedy is a genre now? 兒童浪漫喜劇還成一種類別啦
Who cares? You just took a job, a huge job from Gustav Warner. 管它呢 你把古斯塔夫·華納擠下去拿到這份工作了
l did? 真的嗎
Yeah. You just served up a can of warning soup 你好好了修理
to the Warn-dog himself! 了一下他
l say next up, lemon drop shots on me. 我請你喝檸檬汁吧
Are you excited or trying to fart? 你是興奮還是想放屁啊
Hello? Carol? 還在嗎 卡籮
Okay. All right. All right, then. All right, let's get those shots. 好吧 記得我請你喝檸檬汁哦
All right, okay. l'll see you tonight then. All right. Okay. 好 今晚再見
l know she hung up already. 她早就掛了
lt's that obvious? 好吧
- Hello? - Dad, l... -喂 -爸 我
- Hello? - Can you hear me? -喂 -能聽見嗎
- What's that? - Sorry. Wait. Can you hear me now? -你說什麼 -抱歉 等等 現在可以聽到嗎
Gotcha! 好吧
This is my voice mail message. l'm unable to take your call... 我現在不能接電話 給我留言吧
Really? 耍我呢
What? 搞什麼
l lost it to a broad? Are you kidding me? 你換人了 你開玩笑嘛
No, why would l be kidding you? 沒有 我幹嗎要開玩笑
You know this is all happening because l got sick and l couldn't perform that day. 我之所以沒去是因為我生病了 狀態不佳
Put it down. 放下吧
Siegel. l smell legal. l smell legal! 西格爾 我沒有什麼問題啊
Well, get off the phone with me and get on the phone with them! 你別跟我說 你跟他們說去
l'm sorry, Sam. 山姆 抱歉
- l'm sorry you had to hear that. - No, no, no! Listen, don't apologize. -抱歉讓你聽到這些 -不不不 不用道歉
lt's fine. Times are changing. That's the way it is. 沒事啊 時代在變 很正常
Nowadays, they're flying planes, they're taking jobs. 今天他們坐頭等艙 工作爆滿
- That's just the reality. - Welcome to today's world. -現實就是這樣 -現實啊
l mean, it wasn't too long ago that l can remember, all l had to worry about 不久前 我還得憂慮
with the ladies was how quickly to get their panties off. You understand? 那些女的急的想抱我大腿呢 你明白嗎
- Yeah. Yeah. - And l don't want you to fret. -明白 -你不要過於擔心
As soon as you get to resurrect those three little words, buddy, 兄弟 只要你能夠不理會他人的閒言碎語
you are gonna own this town. 堅持下來 還愁沒有工作嗎
Amen to that. Amen to that, Sam. 山姆 阿門
Hi, Moe! 莫伊
Pippa! Hey! 皮帕 你好
ls Dani here? 達妮在家嗎
No, actually. No, she's at work. 不在 她還在上班呢
Look, l'm really sorry. l know l do this all the time. lt's just one tiny... 非常抱歉 我知道我是個麻煩鬼 不過這次是個小小的
No, no, no. Go ahead. 不不不 你說吧
Please, l'm taking a break from work. Making a PB&J. 我剛下班 做了個花生醬三明治
- Peanut butter and jelly. - Jam. -花生醬和果凍 -果醬
"Jam." Right, right. 對對對 是果醬
This is really awkward, Moe, but the thing is, our drain's busted in our flat. 莫伊 真的難以啟齒 我們的下水道堵了
My mate is dealing with it at the moment. But the pipes need cleaning. Who knew? 我的朋友在處理呢 可能需要清理一下水管
And l haven't showered in three days. And l stink. lt's disgusting. 我已經三天沒洗澡了 臭死了 太難聞了
Oh, right! God, l've been in my sweat pants for, like, years. 沒事啊 不會難聞啊 我運動褲也穿很久的
l was just wondering if l could use your shower. 我在想能不能在你家洗個澡
Yours and Dani's shower. 用你們的浴室
That's weird, isn't it? l'm sorry. 很奇怪的請求 對嗎 抱歉
No, no, no. l'm sorry. Yes! l think that'll be totally fine. 不不不 完全沒問題啊
- Are you sure? - Yeah. Of course. Yes. -你確定嗎 -嗯 當然沒問題
l'll be back in a jiff. Okay! 我馬上回來
All right. 好
lt's not a big deal. 別緊張 沒多大事
Hey. 喂
Hey. l was just trying to see if you're coming home for dinner, 你今晚回來吃飯嗎
because l was... l was cooking a... 我想做
What? 做什麼來著
l was cooking a sandwich bar. 我要做三明治
A sandwich bar? 三明治嗎
Yep. For dinner. l was cooking a sandwich bar. You know. 是的 三明治晚餐
Cold cuts and rolls and mustards. 冷盤 肉卷 芥末醬之類的
No. l think l gotta stay. 我要加班
They want me to help out with some corporate thing tonight. 公司要幫忙
Oh, great! l mean, whatever. No. 太好了 我的意思是 沒關係
We'll just do a sandwich bar another night. l mean, it's so easy. 我們可以下次再吃 做這些很簡單
- Okay. Bye. - Bye. -好 拜拜 -拜
Hello, shower friend! 好啊 洗澡的來了
Hello! l'm shower ready! 我準備好了
lt's right over there. ln the bathroom. 浴室在那邊
Thank you. 謝謝
No, thank you. 不 是謝謝你
What? 什麼
Do you need help with anything? 你需要幫忙嗎
No. l'm good. l've got it from here. 不用了
There's a tricky hot-and-cold ratio thing. 冷熱水開關比較難按
So if you get into a jam. lf you get into a "jam," 不懂的話
just holler, or, you know. 喊我就行
- Hey! - Hi! -好啊 -你好
Are you okay? 你沒事吧
Pippa's naked in the shower. 皮帕在浴室洗澡呢
- Who? - Pippa. -誰 -皮帕
- Why? - Her pipes need cleaning. -為什麼 -她家下水道堵了
You look like you swallowed a frog. What's wrong with you? 你很誠實嘛 你怎麼了（SWALLOW A FROG表示最難的任務應該首先解決）
What is this? PB&J? Nice. 這是什麼 花生醬三明治 很好嘛
Yeah. lt's peanut butter and jam. 嗯 是花生醬三明治
Dani's not coming home for dinner, so l thought... 達妮不回來吃飯 所以我想
Who cares? l just texted her that she doesn't have to do Mission lreland 跟我說幹嘛 剛和她發短信說她不需要完成「愛爾蘭任務」了
because the vocal coaching is temporarily on hiatus. 因為語音教練的活臨時暫停
Why? 為什麼
Oh, because l just got offered another children's movie trailer 因為我得到另外一份給兒童電影配預告片的工作
and l just came from an audition where l might be the voice of Sunny Delight! 剛試音了SUNNY DELIGHT（美國知名的果汁飲料生產商）機會也很大哦
Dude! Wow! You're cleaning up is what, sister! 你要賺大錢了啊
Wow! Did you tell your dad? 告訴你爸了嗎
No, but l will. 還沒
- Sunny D! - Yeah. -是SUNNY D（SUNNY DELIGHT的知名品牌）啊 -對啊
You're always taking care of me, so l am thrilled to be able to return the favor. 你經常幫我忙 能夠幫助你我很高興
Well, it is my job to get you what you want. 那是我的工作
Darling, you don't get me what l want, you get me what l ask for. 那是我要求的 而不是我想要的
l'm sure what l want would make you blush. 我想要的東西會讓你難為情的
Really? You're funny. 真的嗎 你好幽默
That's funny. Okay. 好吧
Setting it out right here. 放桌上吧
One-two, one-two. 一二 一二
l think it's working. 應該開了吧
Okay, sorry, first question. 好的 第一個問題
What makes you laugh? That's an odd question. 什麼會讓你開懷大笑 好奇怪的問題啊
Sorry. My sister's strange. 抱歉 我妹妹是個怪咖
l'm definitely going. Mimi and l need to have post-party sex. 我肯定去啊 米米和我派對後還要嘿咻呢
Come on. Are you serious? 當真
You hate Gustav, why would you go to his party? 你又不喜歡古斯塔夫 幹嗎還要去他的派對
A few more like that, Carlos. 卡洛斯 再深情一點
Rape him for his open bar, idiot. 去喝酒啊 傻子
Yeah, l have enough beer at home, thanks. 不用了 我家的酒夠多了
Besides, l don't have a date. 何況 沒人陪我去
You don't have a date. You're not supposed to go with a date. 你不需要帶一個人去啊
You're supposed to leave with a date. 帶一個人出來就好
- That's the point. What is this, the '50s? - Okay. -這才是重點 你還活在五十年代啊 -好吧
Well, l feel safer with the buddy system. 有人陪我更有安全感
Don't act like those parties aren't the worst. A voice over party? 別以為這種旁白派對會有很有趣
l'm tired of waiting for the bathroom and hearing the voice of Cialis 我厭煩了等廁所和那些陽痿哥（CIALIS是世界三大品牌壯陽藥）
hitting on the Virgin America message-hold girl. 搭訕話務員的聲音
l'm not going to beg you to go, man. 去不去隨你
Ask Carol. 叫卡洛斯去啊
What? 什麼
You should ask Carol to the party. 你叫卡洛斯陪你去吧
Really? 我可不搞基
- Yeah. - Wow, okay. -對啊 -哇
l think that's probably the single worst idea you ever had, Cher. Nice one. 雪兒 這是你出的最餿的主意
- Hello. - Hey. You busy? -你好 -忙嗎
- No, l'm just leaving this audition thing. - Cool, cool. -不忙 剛試完音 -好
Hey, so listen, l was calling 'cause l was just wondering 我想問你
if you had any plans for tonight. 今晚有什麼計劃嗎
For like... Like to just... For what? 為什麼這麼問
There's this thing, just this party thing. 有個派對
- Oh, what, the Gustav party? - Yeah, totally lame, right? -古斯塔夫家的派對嗎 -弱爆了 對嗎
l'm obviously not going... 我肯定不會去的
- l'm actually going. - l mean, l might go, but l don't wanna go. -我會去 -我可能會去 不過不是很想去
So are you going with anyone? 你有伴嗎
Yeah. My dad's girlfriend wants me and my sister to go to it, 有啊 和我爸的女朋友和我姐去
like, as a bonding thing or something. lt's gonna be whack. 只是聯絡聯絡感情 肯定狀況連連
Totally whack! Wickedy whack, baby! You know what l'm talking about? 絕對 你懂的
That's probably why l'm not going, actually. 這就是我不去的原因
Honestly, the only reason why l'm going is just to network. 我只是去社交的
Cool. l mean, l think that's a smart move. 身不由己嘛
lf l were in your situation, l would definitely do that. Nice. 如果我是你的話 我也是會去的
- lt would be more fun if you were there. - l'm gonna get this call. -如果你在的話就好玩了 -有其他電話打來了
- What? - Didn't you hear what l said? -什麼 -你沒聽到嗎
- No, what did you say? - Excuse me? -沒有 你說什麼 -打擾一下
No, l was just... Hello? 沒有 我剛剛 聽到嗎
- Please take your other call. - Okay. Later. -你接那個電話吧 -好的 等會再聊
Do you know where l can get a smoothie around here? 在附近有賣奶昔的嗎
l'm sorry. l do not... 抱歉 我不
l'm sorry. l didn't hear what you said. 我沒聽到你說什麼
l said l don't know where you'd get a smoothie around here at all. 我說我不知道哪有賣奶昔的
l'm so sorry. 實在抱歉
Oh, okay. Thanks so much. 好吧 謝謝
Yeah. No worries. 沒事
Have you seen my stress ball? What is your problem? 你看到我解壓球沒有 你幹嗎啊
Carol's going to the party tonight. 卡洛斯今晚會去派對
- With you? - No. -跟你去嗎 -不是
Are you gonna ask her? 她怎麼說的
l just told her l'm not going. 我跟她說我不會去
Why would you do that? 為什麼
l don't know, Cher! 我不知道
How you going to eat the apple if you got no teeth? 沒有牙齒你要怎麼吃蘋果
What? 什麼
She's saying stop being a pussy and bring Nancy as your date tonight 她說別像個女生一樣 帶南希去
to make Carol jealous. 讓卡洛斯不爽
Thank you, Carlos. l don't think she used the word "pussy," though. 謝謝 卡洛斯 她可沒有用「娘」這個詞
Was someone looking for a date to Gustav's party? 有人在找伴去古斯塔夫的派對嗎
l will totally look hot for you. 我不會讓你丟臉的
You'll shit when you see what l'm wearing. 我一登場 全場暗淡
Please, l'll be super classy. 我會美若天仙的
This is cute. Right? 很可愛 是不是
This works. 就穿這件
Yeah. Yeah. ls the party in 1989? 太老氣了好不好
Do you have a cocktail dress that l can borrow? 你有禮服借我嗎
- Yes, l do, but l'm wearing it tonight. - For what? -可以 不過我今晚要穿 -穿去哪
- For date night. - What? -約會啊 -什麼
No, Dani's coming with me tonight. 達妮今晚和我一起啊
What? So l'm the third wheel on a dad date. 天 所以我得當電燈泡咯
Sorry. 抱歉
The horror. 太恐怖了
She woke up all warm and fuzzy this morning and suggested we have a fancy dinner. 她今早起來提議說要去吃晚餐的
Maybe she's happier 'cause you're here. 可能是今天你住這裡的關係 她更開心了
No, it's definitely not that. 鬼扯
Hey, Pippa is like, you know, a fashiony-type person. 皮帕是個很時尚的人
- Yeah? - You can borrow something from her. -是嗎 -你可以向她取取經
l mean, she owes me one for letting her shower here. 她上次在我家洗澡欠下的人情
What an excellent and awkward idea. 多好的鬼點子啊
- Hi. - Allo. -你好 -好啊
- Hello there. - How are you? -好 -你好嗎
Hey. Hi. 好啊
Listen, we have a fashion emergency 我們有個時尚危機
and we would like your help, my lady. 需要請你幫忙
A fashion emergency. Yes, absolutely. l can help you. 沒問題啊 我可以幫你
l never would have expected that coming from you. 只是沒有想到是你
- lt's for... Yes. - You. -是 -是我
That's a lot easier. 那簡單多了
No, no, no. Sorry. That was not clear. 抱歉 剛才沒有說清楚
l'm good. 我不需要打扮了
Absolutely. l can totally help you. 我可以幫你的
Great. Chim-chimeree. 太感謝了
Any more primping, the girls are gonna cry with jealousy. 你再打扮下去 其他女孩都要哭死了
Well, then you're just gonna have to kiss this lipstick off me. 那你幫我把唇膏親掉
lf you insist, l guess. 沒問題
Hey, honey. l'm really touched you took my advice 你決定帶你女孩來
to include the girls tonight. 我真的好感動
l can't say no to you, can l? 我不能拒絕你啊 不是嗎
Nope. 對
Whoa! You look like somebody else. 哇 你大變樣啊
Are you serious? Thanks. 真的嗎 謝謝
All right. Where's Dani? 達妮呢
Late. What else is new? 她晚點到 還有什麼事嗎
Well, use protection, okay? 記得帶套
l will. 我會的
l have my diaphragm in. 我自有分寸
- Hi. - Hi. -好啊 -好
This chair, it always sticks like that. 椅子很難弄啊
Can you get in there? 能進去了嗎
Watch the leather. Just be a little graceful, okay? 小心點啊 能不能優雅點
- Sorry. - Where's Dani? -抱歉 -達妮呢
She's not coming. 她不來
You look nice, Carol. 卡籮 你穿的很美啊
Thank you. 謝謝
She didn't say anything to me about it. 她沒有告訴我啊
Well, she has work. 她要工作
Of course, l told you, remember? l said exactly this would happen. 我給你說過肯定會有人掉鏈子的 記得嗎
- Would you like a Life Saver? - lt's just predictable. -你要吃這個嗎 -我就知道
lt's tiresome. lt's predictable, the same thing all the time. 太討厭了 每次都這樣放人家鴿子
lt's a lot stuffier than l remember. 空氣太不清新了
Yeah, Gustav, you got enough goddamn flowers? 古斯塔夫 弄這麼多花幹嗎
Maybe he's covering the fact that he stinks. 或許是他想掩蓋住他的臭味
Nice one, Meems. 說的好
Where is he, anyway? 他在哪呢
Why are we talking about him like we're in West Egg? 為什麼感覺有點像在西卵區（《了不起的蓋茨比》有出現過這個區）
Oh, there he is. Mr. Big Pants. 他在那呢
Watch the door. l just had it detailed. Watch the door. 小心門 剛跟你說過
- l'm trying my best. l'm fine. - Watch your foot... Okay. -我有小心啦 -小心腳下
Dad? You know what, l'm just going to make a phone call really quickly. 爸 我打個電話
What phone call? We just got here. 我們剛到這 打什麼電話啊
lt's going to be really quick... 很快的
Carol, you always do this. Come on. 卡籮 你每次都是這樣
Listen, make sure you find us when you're done. 打完電話馬上進來
- All right? - l will. l will. -好嗎 -會的會的
Hello. Yes, l'd like a cab to Reseda. 我要一輛出租車去裡西達
How long is the wait on that ish? 要等多久
- Carol, hey. How are you? - Louis. -卡籮 你好啊 -路易斯
- Hi. - Nancy is who l am. -你好 -我是南希
Yes. This is true. 哦
You look great. 你很美啊
Thank you so much. 謝謝
Were you waiting for someone? Or should we go in? 你在等人嗎 還是要進去
l'm just here with my dad. 我剛和我爸到這
- Oh, really! Let's go in. - Yeah. -那我們進去吧 -好
l was doing a gig, and we were like on the 22nd take, 那次表演拍到二十二條
and so the producer says, "On the next take 製片人說下一條
"can you give me a little bit more energy?" 可以更加活力一點嗎
And l said, "Well, why don't you go back to take one." 第一條就很有活力啊
You decided to come. 你還是來了啊
Oh, yeah. Nancy wanted to come. 南希想來
l thought, you know, "Maybe l'll run into a friend." 我想沒準還能碰到個朋友 就陪她一起來了
This place is rich. Drinks stat. 這地方太豪華了 喝酒聖地啊
- You want to come? - No. l'm good. -你要一起嗎 -不用了
Are you sure? 真的不來嗎
Yeah. You go and get your drink on. 你們去喝酒吧
Used to be Don, Hal Douglas and Sam here who had the lockdown on the epics. 以前都都有唐 哈爾·道格拉斯和山姆 這三大頂樑柱啊
Sam, you weren't doing epics until Don passed. 不過山姆 在唐去世之前 你都沒什麼成就啊
l mean, no disrespect. 恕我直言
None taken. 沒關係
By the way, how's the Just for Men working out for you? 你在JUST FOR MAN（美國染髮品牌）表現的怎麼樣
Sam, by the way, congratulations on the Lifetime Achievement Award. 山姆 恭喜你得到了終身成就獎
That was very, very well-deserved, my friend. 你真的是實至名歸
Very kind of you, l appreciate that. 謝謝
lt is such an honor. 太榮幸了
lt'll be a great way to get Sam's whole family together. 山姆一家可以在這裡團聚
Bittersweet, though, isn't it, Sotto? 秀圖 心裡很不是滋味吧
l mean, you reach the peak of your success, and you only have one way to fall. 你剛到達你事業巔峰 就要掉下來了
Listen, you're just on edge, Graue, because you're getting old 格勞厄 你大勢已去了 你已經老了
and Gustav's closing in on that "ln a world..." gig. 古斯塔夫得到「在這個世界」的配音已經是大勢所趨了
- Well, let's hope so. - l'm not sure about that. -希望如此 -我認為
l think that they're gonna make you fight for it. 他們其實還是想給你機會的
l'm surprised they didn't go to you on this one, Sam. 我驚訝的是他們居然沒有給你
Well, gee, Marc, what makes you so sure they didn't? 馬克 你怎麼知道他們沒有給我
Wow. That is not feminine. 這可不像女生的包啊
Gym bag. 運動包
That's your spot. Always has been. 你就只能扔地上了
- Pretty cool, right? - Yeah, it's impressive. -很酷 是吧 -令人印象深刻啊
What part? The map? Or the world? 你說的是地圖還是世界
You know, both are good. 兩者都不錯
That's correct. Both are good. Gustav Warner. 對啊 我是古斯塔夫·華納
Yeah, l know. l know. This is your... 我知道 這是你的
My house and my party. 我的家 我的派對
l don't know who you are. Would you care to indulge me? 我還不認識你呢 可否介紹一下你
- l'm Carol Solomon. - Carol Solomon. You're very pretty. -我是卡籮·所羅門 -你很漂亮
What? 什麼
You're very pretty. You're really, really pretty. 你簡直美翻了
l saw you come in with some randoms and l've been clocking you out all night. 我看到你和其他人一起進來的 我的視線一直沒有離開你
You're just really pretty. l just wanted to tell you that. 我就是想告訴你 你很美
Thank you. 謝謝
You don't have to return the compliment. 你不用讚美我
l get it. l have a face for radio. 我知道我很有天賦
But enjoy the map. Or the world. 繼續看地圖或者世界吧
- Mimi? - Alla? -米米 -阿拉
- What are you doing here? - My god, what are you doing here? -你在這幹嗎 -你呢
- l am working here dummy. - So, is he a good boss? -我在這工作啊 -老闆人好嗎
He can be a shit, but he overpays me so who gives a fuck! 不怎麼樣 不過工資高 無所謂
Jesus. 天哪
Bye! 拜
Amazing, right? 很驚艷 對嗎
You got to take that thing out of here before she strains her milk. 你最好在她醉倒之前帶她離開
Oh, no! Oh, sorry! 抱歉
Could l just have a water? 給我杯水 可以嗎
lt's me again. Same message. 還是我 還是那個問題
Let's see what you got, mate. 聽聽看你錄了什麼東西
Just people who have a flustered vendetta for the unavoidable. 總是放不下仇恨的人
And you, actually. 和你
Yes! You make me laugh. Just looking at you. 就看著你我就很開心
l'm sure you're a strong woman. 你是個強勢的女人
And you're a toughie with your friends. 跟朋友在一起肯定很瘋
But l'm looking at you now, 可是 現在的你
and you're shakin' in your knickers like a little girl. 卻像個小女生在顫抖
l just wish l could do something to make you feel more comfortable. 我想讓你更自在一點
l'm fine. l'm not shaking in anything. So comfortable. 我很好啊 我沒有顫抖 這樣很舒服啊
Do you have a boyfriend? 你有男朋友嗎
No. 沒有
Hello, nosy. 好啊 好奇寶寶
Hey! God! 我的天
l'm sorry. l'm in this... 抱歉 我在這裡
l'm really sorry about being here. This is clearly off-limits to guests. 非常抱歉進入這個客人禁入的地方
Oh, no, no. All of my guests have left at this point. 我的客人都已經離開了
They have? 他們走了嗎
So either you're an intruder, a figment of my imagination 所以你是我想像出來的
or you're my new roommate. 或者是我的新室友
l would be your roommate if l could live in this room. 如果我可以住這裡的話 我就是你的室友
This is really... This is cool. 這裡太酷了
l built this special room for me. 我自己鼓搗的這個房間
This is my private space. 這是我的私人空間
Oh, sorry. 抱歉
- l'm glad you like it. - l like it. -非常高興你喜歡這裡 -我非常喜歡
My parents died when l was very young, 我很少的時候我父母就去世了
and they left me a large inheritance 給我了一大筆遺產
and l used that to travel the world, so l never went to college. 我用來環遊世界了 沒去上學
l guess you can say that culture was my education. 所以我的知識都是從環遊世界中學來的
But now, 現在
whenever l find myself wrapped up in the industry, 當我生活在這個物質世界時
l know this sounds crazy, 聽起來很蠢
but l like to come to this room, take off all my clothes, 我喜歡來這個房間 褪去所以衣服
and just remember what it feels like to be uncomfortable. 體會下不自在是什麼感覺
l'm only telling you this because there's something about you 我告訴你是因為在你身上我可以
that reminds me of me. 看到我自己
You know? 你知道嗎
l'm sorry, l don't mean to unload all of that on you. 抱歉 我不是有意讓你承受這一切的
lt's just that l look at you in this space and you're so pretty. 只是此處此人
And l just want to kiss you right now. 我想親你
Sweetie, l am so sorry 親愛的 非常抱歉
that our entire date night got totally screwed up. 我們的約會之夜就這樣毀了
Lizzie's nephew had some kind of procedure or something. 莉齊的外甥太多事了
l don't know. He's like a kid to her. 像個小屁孩
So she wanted me to cover for her 'cause her sister, 她想要我幫她 因為她姐姐在參加
whatever, is like, in AA, or she now is in AA, 戒酒互助會(Alcoholics Anonymous) 她也在參加
and everybody's trying to clean up over there. 他們在那戒酒
And she had to take care of him. 可是她還得照顧他
l guess we could just go get Greek food if you want. 我們可以去吃希臘菜 如果你想去的話
Get takeout because they're gonna... 不過要打包回來因為他們
But l'm looking at you now, 可是 現在的你
and you're shakin' in your knickers like a little girl. 卻像個小女生在顫抖
l found it behind the sink. 我在水池後面找到的
Wait. 別走
Hey. 你好
lt's a nice day, huh? 美好的一天啊
Thank you. 謝謝
lt was really... 真的很
Nice. 美好
Oh, my God! 我的天
Did we sleep together? 我們上床了嗎
No. 沒有
Did l sleep with anyone? 我有和誰上床嗎
Nope. 沒有
Who did you sleep with? 你有嗎
Nobody. 沒有
HeIIo, BeII Cab. 是貝爾出租車公司嗎
- Yeah, hi, can l get a taxi cab... - Please hold. -可以過來接 -稍等
Yeah, l'll hold. 好吧
l'm just going to use your bathroom. 我用你浴室了
Sorry about your sheets. 抱歉弄髒你的床單
Guess who's a slutty whore? 猜猜誰去風騷了
Dani? 達妮
Danielle? What's going on? Are you okay? 丹妮爾 怎麼了 你沒事吧
What's wrong? 發生什麼了
Okay. 沒事了
So where were you last night, man? l didn't see you. 你昨晚在哪啊 一直沒見著你
No, l was talking to some redhead with a shitty voice but a killer rack. 我昨天和一個聲音非常難聽的紅頭髮人聊天
l know who you're talking about. 我知道你說的是誰
Yeah, so, what's the word, chief? 你有什麼事要說
Listen, l got a little gossip for you. 我有個消息要告訴你
l found out the name of the broad who snagged that gig. 我知道誰搶了你的工作
Spill it. 說
Forget it. She's a nobody. She's a two-bit vocal coach. 沒事 她就是個不自量力的聲音教練 別擔心
But now, she booked two more movie trailer gigs. 不過她又接了兩個預告片
Get this. They're all children's movies, but still. 它們都是兒童電影 不過
Her name's Carol Solomon. 她叫卡籮·所羅門
What? 什麼
Carol Solomon. She's not gonna keep working, 卡籮·所羅門 她不會這麼順利的
if l have anything to do with it. Little thief! 我一定要把她這個「小偷」擠下來
She was at the party. 她昨晚在我家
What're you talking about? Who fucking brought her? 你說什麼啊 誰他媽帶她去的
l don't know. 我不知道
He came in and he walked up with this puppy. 他帶著他的小狗就進來了
He gave Erin a puppy? What kind of puppy? 他送給艾琳小狗了嗎 什麼品種的
l didn't even sleep with the stupid lrish schmuck. 我們都沒有上床
Are you serious? 你瘋了嗎
- Not that it matters. lt doesn't matter. - lt does matter, Dani. -沒關係的 -當然有關係了 達妮
That makes it... lt's a gray area, but l think that makes it a lot less... 這個灰色地帶是不可逾越的 這就好多了
No, we just kissed. 我們只親嘴了
That's pennies. 這沒關係啦
And then l ran out of the room. We made out for like 25 minutes. 我們只親熱了二十五分鐘 我就跑出來了
That's not hideous. 這又不是罪大惡極的事
- He tried to put the tip in. - Okay. -他想把舌頭伸進來 -好吧
- l wouldn't let him put the tip in. - Yeah, that is... -他沒有得逞 -那是
You're not gonna win an award with that one. 你說這些有什麼用
You can't tell... You can say, "Moe. 你又不能和莫伊說
"He tried to put the tip in, but l didn't let him." 他想把舌頭伸進來 我拒絕了
Sister code. 姐妹密語
Did you sleep with him? 你不是不是和他上床了
lt's okay. 和我說說嘛
Sister code? 又來
l didn't. 我沒有
l do not believe you! 簡直難以置信
l can't believe we're still on this. 你還在八卦這個
lt wasn't even my idea to bring her to the party. 我根本就不想帶她去派對
Oh, no? Sorry. Why were you late to work yesterday? 不想嗎 那你怎麼昨天遲到了
Because l slept in! 因為我沒起來
And l couldn't wake her up and get her out of my apartment! 我叫不醒她 總不能把她丟在我家吧
Oh, sleepy. 原來是睡著了啊
Okay. One more time, guys. 再來一次
l'm going to keep it open this time, all right? 你們這次自由發揮 好嗎
Nancy is a volcano of sensuality, 南希非常淫蕩
you could have experienced her eruption. 你會很爽的
Volcanoes kill people, Cher. 雪兒 我可沒興趣
You're just miffed about Carol. 你只是對卡籮不爽而已
What about Carol? 關卡籮什麼事
What? l thought you'd tell him. 什麼 我還以為你和他說了
Tell me what? 跟我說什麼
Mimi knows Gustav's maid, Alla, 米米認識古斯塔夫的傭人阿拉
because the Russian community is very interconnected. 俄羅斯人很團結
Okay. So what'd she say? 她說什麼了
She said that Carol spent the night at Gustav's. 她說卡籮在古斯塔夫家過夜了
So l guess they... 所以他們應該
Cut! 卡
Okay, let's go again. lt's a police station, remember. Okay? 再來一次 記住這是警察局
Less restaurant hubbub and more aggro conversation in the background. 不要閒言碎語 多點髒話
Snacks, take it to the kitchen, for Christ's sake! 去廚房吃零食 我的天哪
Sorry. 抱歉
l'm sure they probably just did oral. 他們應該沒嘿咻
l noticed you had some fine-looking girls there at the party. 昨天好多美女啊
There was this one girl that l took down. 我拿下了一個
At first glance, you look at her, l thought her face was kind of rough. 第一眼看上去還沒什麼感覺
But at second glance, whoa! She's super hot. 再看第二眼 簡直不能再火辣了
And she was a crasher so she was a little feisty, 她不是很好搞定
- If you know what l mean? - Yeah. -你應該懂我的意思 -嗯
She let me rip her panties off as soon as l stuck my tongue in her mouth. 當我舌吻她的時候她就投降了
Holy cow! Man, you got lucky, kid! You sound like me! 你太幸福了吧 太像我了
And here's the crazy thing. 更瘋狂的是
She is the chick who snagged the gig from me! 她就是那個搶我工作的人
No shit! 不會吧
She is the chick who snagged the gig from me. 就是她
- You're kidding me. - No. -你沒開玩笑吧 -沒有
Well, you showed her who's the boss, didn't you? You're the boss! 你告訴了她你才是老大吧
Hey, man! l'm the boss! 我才是老大啊
lt doesn't matter. l'll never see her again. So whatever. You know what l mean? 隨便啦 反正也不會見面 你懂我的意思吧
No, no. She bitch-slapped you by stealing that gig from you. 她可是搶走了你的工作啊
l think you should have a little fun. Play this vixen out. You understand? 繼續玩下去啊 你得好好教訓一下她 懂嗎
After all, it's her fault for messing with the scorpion. Am l right? 畢竟是她首先想要挑戰你的 對嗎
- Am l right? - Yes, you are right, Sam. -我說的對嗎 -山姆 是的
Give her the stinger! Once more from me, if you don't mind. 好好將她一軍 替我也教訓教訓她
Unknown number? Hello. 你是哪位
- Gotcha. - Who is this? -我啊 -誰啊
Come on. You should recognize my voice. After all, most of the country does. 別裝傻了 我的聲音這麼有辨識度 你認得出吧
- Mr. Warner. - That's right. -華納先生啊 -對
Yeah, l can't talk right now 'cause l have to go to work. 我現在得工作 不方便講電話
Oh, really? You snaking another one of my jobs? 你又搶了我一份工作嗎
What are you? A detective? 你怎麼知道
No. But l'll search you anyway. 我不知道 不過有做點調查
You're cheesy. 好卑鄙啊
Hey, come on. You're laughing. 別奸笑了
To answer your question, no, l'm not stealing anything. 我沒有搶你工作
lt's a job that was offered directly to me. 這工作是直接給我的
Oh! Well, break a lung. 好吧 祝你好運
Thanks, l won't. 謝謝 我會加油的
Bye, Carol Solomon. 拜拜 卡籮·所羅門
l'm the boss. 我才是老大
The new Saber Tooth bristle brush technology 全新劍齒虎鬃毛刷
is patented to be soft on hair, hard on fly-aways. 輕梳頭髮 不易掉發
Saber Tooth. Because nobody's purrr-fect. 劍齒虎鬃毛刷 因為專業 所以信賴
So where's Louis? 路易斯去哪了
- He's sick and went home early. - He doesn't want to see you. -他不舒服回家了 -他不想見你
- What? - Not what l said. -什麼 -當我沒說
l heard through the grapevine 小道消息說
they want you to V.O. the promo for that crazy trilogy. 他們想讓你接下那瘋狂三部曲
And don't bust me for dropping the broccoli. 別怪我提前告訴你啊
What crazy trilogy? 什麼瘋狂三部曲啊
Oh, my God, The Amazon Games! 天哪 是亞馬遜遊戲
How could you not have heard of this? 你怎麼會沒聽過呢
lt's common pop knowledge. 地球人都知道吧
l don't have an agent. 我又沒有經紀人
First off, it's a quadrilogy. 首先 這是個四部曲
Great. 好吧
lt's an adaptation of the hyper fantasy book series. 根據暢銷小說改編的
lt's about these fierce mutated female Amazonian warriors 講述的是作為未來唯一生存在地球上
as the sole future world-inhabiting species battling cloned prehistoric cavemen hybrids. 驍勇善戰的變異女戰士與克隆雜交的史前穴居人作戰的故事
lt's all based on the Prussian War. 故事是基於普魯士戰爭改編的
Anyway, they're reinstating the hokey "ln a world..." gimmick 反正他們想重新使用「在這個世界」這個做作的噱頭
and everybody's in a huff, l guess. 所有人都趨之若鶩地想得到這個工作
Because it marks the rebirth of epic cinema! 因為這代表了巨作的重生
Whatever. 隨便啦
l'm just glad it's a woman this time instead of a sweaty old man. 高興的是這次是女性而不是男性
l'll see you guys. 先走一步了
Yeah. Congrats. 好 恭喜啊
Thank you for dropping the broccoli. 謝謝你們告訴我這個消息
You should cut your hair. 你應該剪剪頭髮了
Stop trying to woo me by being mean. lt doesn't work. 老娘不吃欲擒故縱這套
You want to get a drink later? 想喝飲料嗎
Okay. 好
Hey! Watch it! 注意點
That is so rude. 太沒有禮貌了
Excuse me. l'm so sorry. 抱歉
l just want to give you my card. 我的名片給你
l'm not a vocal coach anymore, but l would make an exception for you 我不用再當聲音教練了 不過你想的話我可以教你
because you sound like a squeaky toy. 因為我想糾正一下你的娃娃音
And l don't mean that in a bad way. 不是說你的娃娃音不好
l think you're better than that. And l think we're all better than that. 只是你能不這麼說話的 我們都可以做的更好
lt's good for the species. You know what l mean? 適者生存啊 你懂吧
There's also a Jamba Juice two blocks away from here. 兩個街區外有一家堅寶果汁（美國著名快餐連鎖品牌）
'Cause l bet you were looking for a smoothie. 你肯定是在找哪裡有賣奶昔吧
Maybe not. l don't know. But if you were, 或許你沒有 萬一你要找的話
you know where it is. 你就知道在哪了
Excited or farting? 你是興奮還是想放屁
How are you? 你還好吧
l just came back to get my cell phone. 我只是回來拿手機的
There is no way to function in the modern world without one. 現在沒有手機沒法生活啊
Yeah. No, l know it. 我懂的
Do you want to talk about anything or... 你想聊聊嗎
- There's nothing you can say, Carol. - Right. l know. l know. -卡籮 這不關你的事 -對 我明白
l wish that there was 我希望存在著
a bubble or something, you know, 一個可以自由進入
that we could just step into 的空間
where there was no judgment or past or present. 那裡不會過問過去和現在
A bubble where l can hear her say 那裡我可以聽她說
why she did it in a vortex. 為什麼她要這麼做
Sort of. Yeah. Not the bubble part of it, but the general... 應該不會存在這樣的空間 不過
Listen, l'm staying at my friend PJ's editing suite, 我住在我朋友PJ的剪輯室
- 'cause l got a lot of deadlines. - PJ? -還有很多工作要完成 -PJ是誰
And he's got a comfy couch 有個很舒服的沙發
and this stupid yellow lab that definitely thinks 肯定覺得我是
l'm the best person that ever lived. 住過最乾淨的人了
PJ who, though? Just so l know... 哪個PJ啊 我想知道以防
l really gotta be away from everything right now. Okay? 我想靜一靜好嗎
Okay. 好
Hey. l got good news. 好信息
What? 說
Dinner at Dad's tonight. The groupie's making casseroles. 今晚在爸爸家吃飯 他女朋友做砂鍋菜
l'm ignoring that. 我不去
Come on. Yum-yum. 去嘛 很好吃的
Hamburger hash. 還有漢堡包蔬菜肉丁
Have you spoken to Moe? 你有和莫伊聊聊嗎
l feel so lost without him. 沒有他我真的不知所措
Like l can't even tell him, you know? Because... 我不能告訴他 你知道的 因為
l know. l know. lf you could... lf you could... 我知道 如果你想
lf you could tell him, what would you say? 如果你想跟他說 你會說什麼
ln a way, that's kind of a good... lt's a good exercise 想到什麼就說出來
to just let it out. Just let it flow. 你會好受很多的
Whatever you want to say. 隨便說說
- l am. Carol. - Okay. -卡籮 夠了 -好吧
Jesus. 天啊
lt's just that nobody takes care of me the way that he does. 沒有人像他那樣這麼照顧我
l just feel really safe with him. 跟他在一起很有安全感
The only thing l gave him in return is total dishonesty. 而我卻對他不忠
lt doesn't even matter that l didn't sleep with that asshole, right? 不管我和他上床沒上床
- Tip or no tip. - Tip, as in "gratuity"? -舌吻還是沒有舌吻 -善意的舌吻嗎
God! l should not even have been in his room in the first place. 我就不應該去他房間的
l hate myself. l hate myself. 我恨死我自己了
l hate myself for doing that. 我幹嗎要去他房間啊
l hate myself for squandering the most beautiful thing 我討厭這樣肆意揮霍自己
l ever had in my whole stupid life. 擁有的東西的自己
l'm so scared. l'm so scared, Carol, that l'm gonna lose him. 我好害怕失去他 卡籮
And l'm so sad because l'm not good enough for him 我沒有他那麼好
and l don't deserve him. 我配不上他
And l don't deserve his sandwich bar. 我也不配吃他做的三明治
Who's that hot friend of Moe's? 莫伊那個叫PJ的
Named PJ? 帥哥朋友是誰啊
'Cause l kinda want to date him. 我想約他出來
Wait, what? 等等 什麼
PJ? PJ是誰
PJ Koopchick? 你說的是PJ庫珀闕瑞嗎
PJ Koopchick. l think it was, yeah, PJ Koopchick. 對 應該是他
He's married. 他結婚了啊
Oh, my God! PJ Koopchick's married? Jesus, another good one gone. 天哪 他居然結婚了 好男人都結婚了
He's really fat. Hairy. 他很胖 很多毛
Yeah. l know. You know l like that. Like Dad. 我知道啊 我一直喜歡像爸爸這種類型的人
That's literally why l was always into PJ Koopchick. 我一直對他都很著迷
What are these? 這是什麼啊
Oh, they're just cherries from a can. 坎特帶來的
From Canter's. 櫻桃罐頭
No, l made it. 不 是我做的
Just kidding. lt's as Jewish as you can get in her family. 開玩笑 典型的猶太人作風
That's a good one. 很好
Listen, l wanted to show you something. 我給你看樣東西
l came across this article l wrote decades ago. 上次找到了我幾十年前寫的文章
l think it's worth a read. Have a look at it. lt's all about goals. 很值得讀下 關於目標的
l wish l could write. Your father's book was so... 多麼希望我也能寫點東西 你爸的書真的是
l'll give it to you after. 我看完之後給你
l'm no Philip Roth, but l try. 我不是菲利普·羅斯 不過我盡力了 （美國當今文壇地位最高的作家之一，曾多次提名諾貝爾文學獎）
Dani was always a really good writer. 達妮寫的東西也不錯
You don't have to do that. 不用說出來啦
lt must run in the family. 家族遺傳啊
My aunt Peggy writes a column for health journal in Ohio. 我舅媽佩吉在俄亥俄州給健康期刊寫專欄
But she's not really related to me, 'cause it's my mom's brother's wife. 不過她沒有遺傳到我 因為她是我舅舅的老婆
You kids with your phones. 吃飯別玩手機
That is what l'm talking about. 我說的就是他
Oh, look at these. They're almost too pretty to eat. 這麼可愛的東西 我都不忍心吃
So, how's the Moe situation? 你和莫伊怎麼樣了
Listen. We're all family here. 我們是一家人
l think we can look to each other for strength. 我們應該相互扶持
Oh, my God! 天哪
Jamie, l think, could be real helpful in this situation. 傑米也可以幫你啊
l actually have to run to the little girls' room. Excuse me. 不好意思 我得去下洗手間
"How's the Moe situation?" 和莫伊怎麼樣了
Listen, Dani. Let me tell you something. 達妮 我跟你說
l don't think you did anything wrong. 我沒覺得你錯在哪裡
Oh, okay. Thanks, Dad. 謝謝 爸爸
No, l mean it. Moe's gonna get over this. 我說真的 他得習慣
Okay. l'm sure. 他肯定會的
You know, people make mistakes in life. l know l have. 我的意思是 人非聖賢孰能無過
Marriage is all about forgiveness. Your mother understood that. 婚姻需要寬容 你媽媽懂這些
Yeah! Mom totally understood that. 對 媽媽很理解
She understood it completely. 她完全能夠理解
l mean, she did OD on the prescription meds that she had to take 就是因為你造成她的困擾
to deal with the anxiety that you caused her. 所以她才需要大量服藥
ln the first place, let me explain something. 首先 聽我解釋
l don't want to split hairs, Dad. 爸爸 我不想細說
Your mother had a deep affection for Sudafed, 你媽很愛吃速達菲
which accidentally interfered with her love affair with Valium. 可是影響了安定的藥效
lt was Xanax. lt was definitely Xanax. 明明是贊安諾
Don't start! 別插嘴
She was going out with Howard Wetson when she died! 她死的時候和霍華德·維森在一起
At least Howard Wetson knows l don't like bell peppers! 可是霍華德·維森不會忘記我討厭燈籠辣椒
For Christ's sake, it was 16 years ago. Would you let it pass? 天哪 十六年前的事 你居然還記得
Jesus Christ. The moment l find one little iota of happiness 我剛有一丁點幸福感
the two of you have to start blaming your mother's death on me. 你們就開始把你媽的死怪罪到我頭上
- No one's blaming you, okay? - Don't be so crass. -沒人怪你好嗎 -別傻傻的
You're blaming yourself! 你自己在自責
So Mom died. Do we need to rehash that? 可以不要講傷心事了嗎
l feel like we really got into... 好像我們
Here, Jamie, try some of these. They're very good. 傑米 試試這些 很好吃
l don't want to eat them all myself. 我吃不完
l already had one, but, yeah, they're pretty good. 我已經吃了一個 很好吃
So, l have news. 有事情要告訴你們
What news? You're not pregnant, are you? 什麼事 你不會懷孕了吧
All we need. 我們只需要
Oh, l'm just kidding. 我開玩笑
No, l've been working. 沒有 我一直在做著
- The vocal coaching, right? - Terrific, yeah. -聲音教練的工作 對吧 -很棒
No, no. l just booked these two voice over... Like, movie trailer voice over gigs. 我接到給兩部電影預告片配音的工作
And l wanted to share that with you because it all started 我想和你們分享是因為
because l swiped this really big job from Gustav Warner, 這份工作是從古斯塔夫·華納那裡奪來的
who l finally met at the party you guys brought me to. 在派對上我們見過
And now l'm going to be the voice of this new epic quadrilogy. 我現在還有一份四部曲巨作等著我去完成
And l get to be the first woman to utter the words "ln a world..." 我是第一個說「在這個世界」的女生
Sam! 山姆
- Are you okay? - Dad, have some water. -你沒事吧 -爸 喝點水
Excuse me. Wait a second. That's you? You're the thief? 等等 原來你就是搶了他工作的人
The what? 山姆
"The thief," it sounds like a crime novel. 「強盜」 你們在說什麼啊
You're dating Gustav Warner? 你和古斯塔夫·華納在約會嗎
Wait. How do you know about that? 你怎麼知道
lt's more like fucking probably than l would say dating. 只是一夜情啦
Jesus Christ! Why don't you tell me any of this stuff? 天哪 你怎麼不和我說
You don't ask about the stuff. 你又沒問
You don't ever ask about us or anything. 你從來不關心我們
Sam, a daughter should not have to share her sex life with her father. 山姆 孩子怎麼會你和聊性生活呢
Yes, thank you, Jamie. l appreciate it. 傑米 謝謝
Listen, sweetheart, let me explain something to you, okay? This is a business. 我跟你說 這不是過家家
An industry you've seen from arm's length for your entire life. 我們發展市場經濟
And there's a reason for that. 是有原因的
You don't just put one promo, one trailer on your résumé 簡歷上只有一份預告片的工作經歷
and expect to get a gigantic job like that. 是不會讓你得到好工作的
l've booked, actually, three movie trailer gigs and then now this quadrilogy. 我已經有三份了 加上這四部曲
You have to understand something, sweetheart. 你得明白 親愛的
They would never try and resurrect 他們不會冒這麼大的風險
something this important, this iconic with a freshman vocal. 用一個新人的
lt's not done. 他們不會的
Well, l think l could go for some of that nice green tea. 我想喝綠茶了
Could we have some of that? 可以幫我們泡嗎
l don't drink caffeine, remember? 我不喝茶精的 你忘了嗎
Yes. Clearly, l forgot about that, Jamie. 傑米 我不記得了
Carol? 卡籮
- Can we go, please? - Carol! Don't. Wait. -可以走了嗎 -卡籮 等等
- Do you want me to start it? - Carol! Wait. -我不想和他吵 -卡籮 等等我
- Do l have the keys? - Carol, would you wait? -我拿鑰匙了嗎 -卡籮 你可以等等我嗎
l'm in my heels. l've been working all day. 我穿著高跟鞋工作一天了
- l can't even walk. - l'm sorry. -我走不動了 -抱歉
l don't believe him. l think he's lying about the whole quadrilogy. 他在鬼扯 你別相信他說的四部曲的東西
lt's fine. He's a legend. lt makes sense they would give him the line. 沒事 他這麼成功也難怪他們會給他
l call bullshit. l call bullshit. 他說的都是鬼話
Because that man cannot let anybody in this whole goddamn family shine 他只是見不得家人有點成就
because Nana was a cunt to him when he was a little kid. 因為他小時候受盡了娜娜的折磨
Nana was a survivor. You should be easy on Nana. 她也不容易 別這樣說她
Yeah, right. You know what? You gotta believe me. 你要相信我
You cannot expect that man to ever be supportive of you. 你不用期待他會支持你
He is totally incapable of that. 他根本就沒哪根筋
l think the studio is going to be very pleased to learn 我想工作室一定會非常開心
that l've been reconsidering and now l'm very much interested 重新考慮了一下 我現在非常有興趣
in doing the quadrilogy gig. 配那個四部曲的預告片
For what? The Amazon Games? 什麼 《亞馬遜遊戲》嗎
Exactly. 是的
Sam, it's too Iate. 山姆 現在晚了
What do you mean, "Too late"? 晚了是什麼意思
How am l supposed to tell them to recast it? 我要怎麼跟他們說要換演員啊
Because l'm Sam goddamn Sotto. That's why. 因為我他他媽是山姆·秀圖啊
The studio wants Carol. 他們指定要卡籮
l suppose you can put yourself on tape. Give it a shot. 你可以寄個母帶過來試試
Very well then. So be it. Okay. 很好
ln that case, l will put myself on tape with everybody else. 那我也只好這樣了
And l will conquer. 我一定可以拿到這個工作的
Alla! Before you leave make me one more of those soy white Russians. 阿拉 在你走之前幫我再調點白色俄羅斯（一種雞尾酒）
l'm sorry, Siegel. What were you saying? 抱歉 西格爾 剛說到哪了
You're not gonna believe this, but Sotto, he's back in. 你絕對不會相信秀圖也想參一腳
To what? Amazon Games? 參什麼一腳 《亞馬遜遊戲》嗎
Your girlfriend's not the only one to beat out now. 你的競爭對手除了你女朋友
The legend himself? Are you kidding me? 還有秀圖 簡直秀逗了
l thought you guys were pals? 我還以為你們是朋友呢
Yeah, so did l. 我也是啊
You're not gonna be able to screw yourself out of a voice over battle with Sotto. 你肯定競爭不過秀圖的
"Better than a bubble." 《勝過泡沫》
How am l gonna play this? 播出去真的沒問題嗎
Hey. 好啊
Your voice sounds bad. Are you sick? 你聲音怎麼怪怪的 生病了嗎
Oh, no. l just woke up 沒有 我剛起來
'cause l was up talking to my sister till late. 昨晚和我姐聊到很晚
Right, where are you now? 你在哪呢
l'm at my sister's place in Koreatown. 我在韓國城 我姐這
Yeah, Koreatown. That's funny 韓國城啊
because l'm right in your neighborhood. l'm pretty much right near you right now. 我也在這附近誒 離韓國城很近
Hey! Why don't we get a snack? 出來吃點東西怎麼樣
Let's get a snack. 怎麼樣
All right. 好啊
But l'm gonna need a second to spiff up. 不過我得整理整理
Totally. You know what? You take a couple of minutes. 沒問題
You know, l'll just text you where l am and just meet me downstairs 我等會告訴你我在那 我們樓下見
and then we'll figure it out. 到了再說
l'm sorry. 對不起
l'm good. That's cool. 我沒事
l got you a hot water with lemon. 我給你帶了加檸檬的熱水
Gargle that. 當漱口水
Oh, l'm good on the gargle. 我刷過牙了
- Sure. Whatever. - Thank you. -哦 沒事 -謝謝
You want to take a walk? 你想走走嗎
Sure. 好啊
Okay, here's the deal. My life consists mainly of work, family, fantasy baseball. 我的時間主要給了工作 家人 幻想棒球（一款遊戲）
You do that? l didn't know you did that. 我不知道你還玩那個啊
- Yeah, Rotisserie League with my friends. - Oh, right on. -和朋友一起玩 -好吧
l'm not a meddler, okay? But l like you. 我不愛管閒事 可是我喜歡你
So when l heard something about you... 所以當我聽說你的一些事情
What did you hear about me? 關於我的什麼事情
l'm not done with my speech here. 這裡不好說啊
Oh, l didn't know there was a speech. 你還準備了啊
Yes, it's a pitch. To be precise. 準確的說 是個建議
ls that a baseball reference? 有關棒球的嗎（PITCH還有投擲的意思）
No, no. lt's a literal pitch, 不不 就是個建議
like l want to pitch you an idea kind of thing, okay? 類似意見的東西
So, l grew up with three sisters. 我和三個姐妹一起長大的
So l've always been into women's rights. 我很支持女性的權利
And l listen to the Cranberries openly. 我也喜歡聽卡百利樂隊（來自愛爾蘭的知名搖滾樂隊）的歌
Oh, what about Zombie or Linger? 你喜歡《ZOMBIE》還是《LINGER》（都是卡百利樂隊的歌）
Linger. l like Linger better. 喜歡《LINGER》多一點
Really? l would have pegged you as a Zombie. 我還以為你會更喜歡《ZOMBIE》呢
- Okay, can l finish? - Yeah. -我能說完嗎 -好
l'm really excited about you doing the quadrilogy job, okay. 你能得到四部曲的工作 我非常開心
lt's a big deal for a woman to be considered for that job. 對於女性來說更是個大事件
No, l know, l guess Cher must've had that wrong, l don't know. 雪兒肯定是亂說的
- No, she didn't. - Yeah. -不 她說的是真的 -哦
No, no. Gustav was up for it because the director wanted him, 導演本來想要古斯塔夫
but then when that executive heard your voice, the job was yours. 可是經理聽到你的聲音 他就想給你
- But now that your dad's back in... - What do you mean he's back in? -可是現在你爸爸也想試音 -什麼意思
- What? l thought you knew. - No. -我以為你知道呢 -我不知道
As of last night, his reps are pushing for him to be considered for it. 昨晚他經紀人叫他重新考慮考慮
So now the studio feels like they have choices. 所以現在工作室可以有所選擇了
Each person is responsible for recording and mixing 你們每個人都要自己錄製你們
their own audition, which is due tomorrow. 的音頻和混音 明天交
And l'd love to help you with that. 我非常願意幫你
l gotta go back 'cause l gotta talk to Dani. 我得回去和達妮聊聊
Danny? Who's Danny? Do you like him? 丹尼是誰 你喜歡他嗎
No, Dani's my sister. l was gonna see her before l.... 不 達妮是我姐 我得見她
What is the matter with you? 你發什麼神經啊
l'm sorry. l was trying to get your attention. 抱歉 我只是不想你走
My mom has ADHD and it's like... 我媽患有注意缺陷多動障礙（ATTENTION-DEFICIT HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER）
lt's called positive road blocking. 這叫「積極地堵人」
lt's just a way to kind of like jolt somebody into like focusing. 通過誇張的動作吸引別人的注意
Can l just finish my mission here? 我能先完成我的任務嗎
Yes. 嗯
Positive... 積極地
- Look. - What? -聽著 -什麼
l like you. l really like you. 我非常喜歡你
l know you're seeing Gustav Warner right now and l just... 我知道你正和古斯塔夫·華納約會
How does everybody know about that? l don't understand. 你們怎麼都知道 太難以理解了
The Russian community is really tight. 俄羅斯很團結
The point is this. Gustav's housekeeper Alla 古斯塔夫的傭人阿拉
told Heners' wife Mimi that Gustav just slept with you 告訴漢納斯的妻子
to push you off your game. 古斯塔夫跟你上床只是為了讓你退出競爭
He doesn't even consider you a real threat for the job. 他根本不視你為威脅
Now l say screw that wet lettuce piece of shit. 我想說的是別管那個混蛋了
Let's step up to the plate. 我們開始行動吧
lt's the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded. 時間緊迫 蓄勢待發
Let's give the voice over industry something to talk about here. 我們給配音界帶去新鮮血液
What do you say? 你覺得呢
l'm sorry. Got carried away there. 抱歉 我太激動了
You surprised me, Louis. God. 路易斯 你太讓我驚訝了 我的神啊
- Yeah? - Yeah. lt was a good pitch. -真的嗎 -這是個很好的想法
Was it? Good. 'Cause l actually did rehearse it. 你也這麼認為啊 我有練過幾遍
l like you, too. 我也喜歡你
What? 什麼
l do. 真的
She likes me. 她喜歡我
All right. 好吧
Sandwich bar! 三明治晚餐
Watch your step. 小心門檻
Louis, thank you so much for letting me stay here. 謝謝你讓我住你家
l appreciate it. My sister and her husband needed some emergency alone time. 非常感謝 我姐和姐夫有些情感問題需要單獨解決
Watch out for that. 小心點
Hey, no sweat. lt's my pleasure. 沒什麼 我的榮幸
Welcome, welcome. 歡迎歡迎
This is cool. 好酷啊
- You like it? - Yeah. -你喜歡嗎 -嗯
Well, l finally got you here. 你終於來了
l mean as much as we've known each other for a while. 我的意思是我們都認識好久了
You've never been here before. That's all l meant by that. 從來沒有來過
Oh, wow. ls that a couch bed? 那是張沙發床嗎
Yeah. 對
Oh, that's cool. lt looks great. You're good at that. 很酷啊 你很厲害啊
l find myself sleeping on the couch so much. 我經常在沙發上睡著
Oh, no, that's too bad. 這樣對身體不好
You're in here, by the way. 你住裡面
- Oh, no. - Yes. -不用啊 -沒關係的
No, no. That looks awesome. 不不 沙發看起來很不錯
Look. l put waters next to the bed. 床頭櫃上有水
- l happen to be a couch aficionado. - l re-did the sheets. -我喜歡在沙發上睡覺 -重新鋪了床單
All clean sheets for you. 乾淨的床單
- l can't. - l insist. Come on. -不用啦 -你就睡裡面啦
Tomorrow's game day. 明天就要試音了
You're the athlete. The athlete sleeps in the bed. 你是主角 需要好好休息
The coach sleeps on the couch. l insist. Sleep well. Okay? 我這個配角睡沙發就行 好好休息 好嗎
Okay. 好
Was it something l said? 我有說什麼錯話嗎
Oh, hey, no. l was just trying to give you privacy. 不 我想給你一點私人空間而已
Oh, okay. 好吧
By the way, there's a switch right next to the bed down there. 燈的開關在床那邊
lf you hit that switch when you want to go to sleep, 想睡覺了按下那個開關
everything will go dark. 燈就滅了
l rigged all the lights into the one switch. 我把燈光的線路都裝到一個開關裡了
Because l hate getting up and it's like l'm already falling asleep, 因為我討厭睡著了
and l gotta walk across the room and whatever. 還要起來關燈
l'm not showing off. l'm sure other people have done it, too. 我不是炫耀 其他人也會做的
lt did take a lot of work actually. 不過確實要費很大功夫
There was quite a bit of wiring involved. 線路很複雜
So, l'm gonna stop talking now and we'll get some sleep. 好了 不說了 睡覺吧
lf you need anything, coach on the couch. 需要什麼叫我 我就在沙發上睡著
Okay. Coach on the couch. 好
Oh! l'm naked! 我沒穿衣服
Just kidding. l'm not. 開玩笑 我穿了啦
- l got you. - l didn't want to be inappropriate. -騙到你了吧 -我不想有什麼不妥
- Thank you for the knock. - Yes. -謝謝你敲門了 -是
Towels in the bathroom. Fresh. 毛巾在浴室裡 乾淨的
Great. Towels. 好的
Not the blue one. Don't use the blue one. 不要用藍色那條
The blue one. 記住啦
What's wrong with the blue one? 藍色那條有什麼問題
ln case you can't get to sleep, 你睡不著的話
l left some homeopathic sleeping pills next to the water. 可以吃我放在水杯旁邊的安眠藥
How'd you know? 你怎麼知道我會睡不著
l'm naturally intuitive. 男人的第六感
You went to what? 你去什麼
Who is Viv? 維維是誰
No, there's no Viv. l'm intuitive. 沒有維維 我說是我的直覺
Like a person who has intuition, it's the... 有直覺的人
l think it's the adjectival... lt doesn't matter. 我剛說的是形容詞 沒關係
l just thought maybe it would be weird sleeping in the same place 兩個互相喜歡的人
since we've both admitted that we like each other. You know? 同處一室是不是很奇怪
Yeah. lt is awkward sort of. 有點
Yeah. 嗯
But now that we've acknowledged it, it's not as weird, though. Right? 不過說出來之後好多了 是嗎
Yeah. 嗯
l'm gonna still take one of these pills, though. 我吃一顆藥
All right. Get some sleep, okay? 好 好好休息
Yeah. 嗯
Rest that voice. We've got a big day tomorrow. 讓嗓子好好休息下 勝敗在於明天
l'm trying. 知道
We ride. We ride. We ride on a cushion of air. 我們行駛在氣墊上
l thought you didn't eat meat. 你以為你不吃肉呢
l don't. But on game day you want to taste the blood, you know? 是啊 今天是個大日子 可以嘗點葷
l want you to wear this. 戴上這個吧
Sweetie, let me alone. l need to do my thing now. l have to concentrate. 親愛的 別吵我 我要專心做我的事
lt's my lucky scarf. lt helped me through my surgery. 這是我的幸運圍巾 幫助過我度過手術期
Surgery? l didn't know you had any kind of surgery. 你做過什麼手術
Corrective rhinoplasty. 鼻子整形術
lt was so scary and this scarf was my strength. 手術太可怕了 這條圍巾賦予了我勇氣
Thank you, Jamie. l really appreciate it. 傑米 謝謝
You're welcome. 應該的
- All right. Let's hit it. - Okay! -開始吧 -好的
Here we go. 開始啦
Remember. First the right button, then you slate. 先按右邊的按鈕 就開始錄了
Right button. Okay. 右邊的按鈕
Check one. 開始
No, you push the button first, then you slate. 不 你要先按按鈕它才會開始錄
Okay. 明白了
Action. 開始
- Just say "Take 1." - Take 1. -說第一條就好 -第一條
Take 1. 第一條
Test 1. This is Sam Sotto. 試音第一條 我是山姆·秀圖
That sounds real good. 很不錯
Sweetie, l'm in the middle of recording. You have to keep absolute silence, okay? 親愛的 我在錄音 你要保持絕對的安靜 好嗎
Okay, l didn't know. 好 我不知道
Once more. This time it's "Take 2," don't forget. 再來一遍 別忘了這次是第二條
Okay. 好
- Take 1 ... Two! Take 2. - Take 2. -第一條 哦不 第二條 -是第二條
Excuse me. 抱歉
Hey, make sure your phone's turned off. l think we're getting some feedback out here. 你手機關了沒 這邊有點反饋雜音
Sorry. 對不起
All right, Carol. Let me hear your levels. 好的 卡籮 先讓我聽聽你的聲音
Yeah, hold on. 稍等
Testing, testing, one, two, three. How does that sound? 測試 測試 一二三 怎麼樣
Good, sounds great. 很不錯
Okay. 好的
All right. 準備
The Amazon Games promo, take 1. 《亞馬遜遊戲》預告片 第一條
ln a world... 在這個世界
Where a hybrid breed of mutant male savages... 一位野蠻變異雜交的男性後代
Are feeding on the barren lands of Mother Earth. 在貧瘠的土地上汲取食物
A time where mankind has been replaced by womankind. 女性已經取代男性成為主人
A battle of epic strength will collapse a barbaric enemy. 一場史詩般的戰爭力量足以摧毀野蠻的敵人
One woman... 一位女人
Dared to rise up and exceed the boundaries of the impossible. 敢於站出來 挑戰不可能
From the literary phenomenon that inspired a generation... 她激勵了一代人
Comes a quadrilogy... 這就是一位勇敢的戰士必須
Of one brave warrior who must fight for her land. 為了她的祖國而奮鬥的四部曲
From BAFTA winning director, Terrence Pouncer. 英國電影和電視藝術學院獎獲獎導演泰倫斯·龐瑟作品
The Amazon Games. 《亞馬遜遊戲》
lt's a broad new world. 這是個全新的世界
l cannot wait to see that movie. 迫不及待想看這部電影
Oh, man. 天啊
Oh, thanks for that, babe. That was unbelievable. 寶貝 太感謝了 難以置信啊
l don't understand why you think 我不明白為什麼你配音之前
you have to deprive yourself of pleasure before you perform. 都有禁慾
You were so tense. 你太緊張了
Now, now, Jamie. They have to hear the sex in your voice. 傑米 他們得好好聽下你這性感的聲音
Oh, there's always sex in your voice, Sam. 山姆 你的聲音才性感
So, how do you feel? 你感覺怎麼樣
How do l feel? How do you feel? 我嗎 你自己感覺怎麼樣
l feel awesome. l feel great. 棒極了
Cheers! Awesome. 乾杯 我也覺得棒極了
Seriously, like, you did awesome. Congrats. 說真的 你表演真不錯 恭喜
Thanks. 謝謝
Hey, do you have to wake up early tomorrow? 你明天要早起嗎
Who? 誰
Carol Solomon, home safe. 卡籮·所羅門 安全到家
- Louis Parker. Thank you. - Done. -路易斯·帕克 謝謝 -好了
You're a great driver. 你開車很棒
l thank you. l wasn't... 謝謝 我不是
No, you're really good at it. 不 你技術很好
l thought l was very good. And l'm not drunk, BTW. 我也覺得 另外我還沒喝醉
- No. Of course. l get it. - l don't even say BTW usually. -當然 我懂的 -我一般都不說「另外」的
The tiniest buzz. Potentially. 可能我有一點點醉
Louis, can you come back though, for a second. 路易斯 可以過來下嗎
Come back. l have one question for you. 過來下 我有個問題問你
lt's a real quick Q. 很快就好
Do you have any more of those, like, you know, those... 你有多餘的
Songs? 歌曲嗎
No. The sleeping pills? 不 安眠藥
No. Not on me. 身上沒有
You know the ones? 你知道的
No, l'm sorry. Why? 我沒有 抱歉 你要安眠藥幹嗎
No. lt's just gonna be really hard for me 你親我之後真的會
to fall asleep after you kiss me. 讓我很難入睡
lt's gonna be really hard. 難以入睡啊
She's the whistleblower. 她是告密者
Or the confronter. 或是對抗者
Guys! How many hours of this crap can you watch? 你們就看不厭嗎
Honey, you look so cute. 你好帥啊
Who died? 你去參加誰葬禮呢
Give me a kiss. 親我一個
We're leaving for the Golden Trailer Awards in 15 minutes! 十五分鐘後我們就出發去金拖車獎了 （好萊塢電影工業的年度盛會之一，又被稱為「電影預告片奧斯卡」）
No, l can't. 我不去
Dad can suck it. 爸爸就自己去吧
Your dad is winning a Lifetime Achievement Award. 會給你爸頒發終生成就獎啊
You are his only family. We have tickets. 你們是他家人應該出席的 我們有票啊
You're going if l have to drag you. 就算要我拉你 你也得去
l've a lot of important work l've gotta do here. 我有其他重要的事情要做
Jeff Garlin's hosting. 傑夫·格爾林主持哦
This girl's a Daisy Whore. 這個女的就是婊子啊
Let's go! 出發吧
Sweat pants off! 把你運動褲換掉
Hey, do we have to do anything, if we have these? 有票就可以直接進去了 對吧
- This is Sam Sotto's daughters right here. - Shut up. -她是山姆·秀圖的女兒 -別說了
l can't go in there. Literally, l'm humiliated. 我不想進去 太尷尬了
l'm not going in if you're not going in. 你不進去我也不進去
Guys! Lifetime Achievement. Lifetime. 終身成就啊 不是所有人都可以得到的
You work your entire lifetime to win a Golden Trailer 我窮極一生為了得到
for the Best Original Foreign Teaser Trailer. 最佳原創國外預告片獎
We are just thankful to be recognized. 可以得到認可真的太感謝了
l love you, Tracy! 特蕾西 我愛你
How about that, huh? 這個怎麼樣
Before the show l saw the two of them tossing a pumpkin backstage. 在開場前有兩個人在後面拋南瓜
Must be something they do in their homeland. Just a warm-up. 應該是他們的習俗之類的 給自己熱熱身
There's a big deal going on now with the quadrilogy series. 接下來是重量級的四部曲系列
Quadrilogy, three books weren't enough. Four! 四部曲啊 三部書還不夠寫 要四本
And they're making four movies 他們也要拍四部電影
and the first movie, you're about to get a... You'll see. 敬請拭目以待電影的第一部
Please welcome the executive producer of The Amazon Games, Katherine Huling! 有請《亞馬遜遊戲》的監製 凱瑟琳·優伶
Thank you. 謝謝
This year, in honor of the late Don LaFontaine, 今年為了紀念唐·拉方丹
the Golden Trailer Awards have deemed this the perfect occasion 金拖車獎主張在這特殊場合
to unveil the first trailer for The Amazon Games. 放出《亞馬遜遊戲》的第一款預告片
As you know, Don coined those three little words 唐為這部史詩般的巨作預告片
that make this a truly epic promo. 創造出了這三個字
And one of which we can all be proud. 我們都應該為之感到驕傲
So without further ado, 事不宜遲
take your first look at The Amazon Games. 《亞馬遜遊戲》預告片首映
ln a world where a hybrid breed of mutant male savages 在這個世界 一位野蠻變異雜交的男性後代
are feeding on the barren lands of Mother Earth. 在貧瘠的土地上汲取食物
l will avenge you. 我會報仇的
A time where mankind has been replaced by womankind. 女性已經取代男性成為主人
A battle of epic strength 一場史詩般的戰爭力量
will collapse a barbaric enemy. 足以摧毀野蠻的敵人
We will walk! We will run! But we will fight! 我們會全力赴戰
Sam! 山姆
One woman dared to rise up 一位女人敢於站出來
and exceed the boundaries of the impossible. 挑戰不可能
This land is ours! 世界是我們的
From the literary phenomenon that inspired a generation 她激勵了一代人
comes the quadrilogy 這就是一位勇敢的戰士必須
of one brave warrior who must fight for her land. 為了她的祖國而奮鬥的四部曲
The Amazon Games. 《亞馬遜遊戲》
Sammy, don't scream. lt's bad for your larynx! 薩米 別喊了 對你嗓子不好
Sam! You stop it right now! 山姆 別喊了
Oh, cork it, Jamie! 傑米 別煩我
Now, you listen to me, Samuel Solomon. 塞繆爾·所羅門 你跟我聽著
l am my mother's daughter and you cannot talk to me like that 我不管你多麼難受
no matter how bad you're hurting. 都不可以這樣和我說話
You buck up and be proud of your daughter, damn it. 振作起來 你他媽應該為你女兒驕傲啊
Dad. 爸爸
Now when you're done standing there crying and feeling sorry for yourself 你自怨自艾夠了 也哭夠了
you are gonna go and apologize to both your daughters 就去為你的所作所為
for being such a jerk. 向你的女兒道歉
Okay? 聽到沒
And you're gonna be a good daddy from now on 做到作為一個父親應盡的責任
or else you can say goodbye to me and my perfect nose. 否則我們就拜拜了
You're a better man than you think, Sammy. 薩米 你比你想像中的還要厲害
Winning isn't everything. Family is. 成不成功不重要 家人才是最重要的
And being nice is a lot more fun. You'll see. 對別人好點 你又不會掉肉
Oh, my God! You're... Hi. l'm Carol Solomon. 天哪 你是 我是卡籮·所羅門
l know who you are. 我知道你是誰
Of course you do. That's stupid. 你當然知道 這問題太傻了
Listen, l want to take this opportunity to thank you. 謝謝你
l really appreciate you taking a chance on me. 給予我這個機會
l know you hire whoever's best for the job, but l just... 我知道你肯定選的最佳人選 我只是
- Carol, let me level with you. - lt's really special. -卡籮 我跟你說實話吧 -還是要感謝你
Sure, you have perfect tone and a strong sound 你的聲音確實
that's a fitting choice for the genre. 非常適合這種類型的預告片
Oh, thanks. 謝謝
But l'm using you for a bigger purpose. 不過我另有目的
This pseudo-feminist fantasy tween chick-lit bullshit 我們女性的任務就是
is a devolution of the female mission. 讓虛偽的男女平等主義者去死
lt's cancerous to the intelligence of young women. 這對現代女性就是個毒瘤
You got this job because whether the general public 無論公眾接受不接受
chooses to acknowledge it or not, voice over matters. 聲音才是最重要的
Everyone in the world watches movie trailers. 每個人都會看預告片
Everyone in the world sees commercials on television. 所有人都看電視廣告
Or they hear them on the radio. And that is power! 或者在電台裡聽到 這就是力量
Look, this quadrilogy is going to make billions of dollars 這個四部曲將會創造數以十億計的利潤
and your voice is going to be the one to inspire every girl who hears it. 全世界的女孩都會被你的聲音激勵
And that's why l chose you. 這就是我選你的原因
Not because you were the best for the job. 而不是因為你是最佳人選
Because frankly, you weren't. 很明顯 你不是最好的
l bet your dad is proud. 你爸肯定很驕傲
Okay. You're gonna be great. 別緊張
You screwed me over. 你毀了我
You screwed my daughter. 你毀了我女兒
Yes, l did. 是的
l don't like him one bit. 我一點都不喜歡他
Which is partially a joke. Really rubbed me the wrong way. 其實是個笑話 別誤解我
But nonetheless, l'm going to introduce him. Please welcome 雖然如此 歡迎
Gustav Warner, everybody. 古斯塔夫·華納
Thank you. Thank you. 謝謝
Tonight, one voice transcends the very generation it represents. 今夜 一個聲音超越了這個時代
One voice soars above the rest. 一個聲音響徹雲霄
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present 女士們 先生們 非常榮幸由我來頒發
the recipient of the Golden Trailer Lifetime Achievement Award, 金拖車的終身成就獎
Sam Sotto. 得主是山姆·秀圖
Good job, Sam. 山姆 恭喜
l'm so very sorry. 非常抱歉
My voice seems to have finally thrown in the towel. 我的聲音好像不行了
l just wanted to... 我只想
Well, l had you all going there for a minute, didn't l? 你們都相信了 對吧
But in all sincerity, 真誠地說
l just wanted to express 我想說的話
how deeply grateful l am for this tremendous accolade. 真心感謝你們給予我這至高無上的榮譽
You know, a great voice isn't only a blessing, it's also a choice. 好聲音不僅是種饋贈 也是一種抉擇
And l choose every day to be a part of this great industry. 我每天都想為配音界做點什麼
Now, l'm not quite done with my career yet, 雖然我不捨離開我熱愛的職業
so don't get too excited, Gustav. 不過 古斯塔夫 不要高興的太早
But l'm proud to say 我非常驕傲的告訴你們
that the tradition carries on. 傳統是會延續下去的
lt's surprising where some of our new iconic voices will emerge from. 有這麼多好聲音出現 我真的非常驚訝
You know, 你知道的
my father used to say to me, 我爸以前和我說
"You're good, kid, 孩子 你很棒
"but as long as l'm around, 不過只要有我在的一天
"you'll never be as good as me." 你就超越不了我
WeII, this award sure does make me feeI pretty good. 這個獎確實讓我感覺不錯
And so tonight l'd like to dedicate this award 今晚我想把這個獎給予
to my daughters, who make me very proud. 讓我非常驕傲的女兒們
Thank you. 謝謝
lt's a broad new world. 這是個全新的世界
All right. Thanks so much. 謝謝
So l shared that with all of you guys 'cause l wanted to remind you 我給你們看這個的目的就是想要提醒你們
why you're all here today. 為什麼你們會來參加這個課程
l guess let's start with Stacy. 從斯泰西開始吧
Stacy, what do you do for a living? 斯泰西 你是幹什麼的
l'm a corporate attorney. 我是一名公司的律師
Great. And l know you've been on a job hunt. 我知道你最近在找工作
How's that going for you? 工作找的怎麼樣
l've been interviewing for about 1 0 months. 我找了十個月的工作
And why do you think that is? 為什麼你還沒有公司要你
Because l sound like a sexy baby. 因為我的聲音很幼稚
Which may be great for the bedroom. 嘿咻的時候聽著很不錯
Yeah. lt is. 是的
But am l really going to hire a sexy baby 可是我真的會要一個這麼稚嫩的聲音
to defend me in a patent infringement lawsuit? 去幫我打專利侵權的案子嗎
Right. No. 肯定不會
Over the next six weeks 接下來的六個星期
Louis will be recording your voices 路易斯會錄下你們的聲音
and we will listen to your sounds evolve. 我們會看看你們是否有進步
Right before your very ears. 你們自己判斷
'Cause women should sound like women. 女人就應該有女人說話的態勢
Not baby dolls who end everything in a question. 而不是像洋娃娃一樣軟綿綿的
Let's make a statement. 要正確表達我們的觀點
Now, who's ready to be heard? 現在開始吧
Great, so what we're gonna do is north-south-east-west. 你們用東-南-西-北來練習
North-south-east-west. 東-南-西-北
l'm gonna go say hi to them, but keep it up. 我先去見見我姐和姐夫 你們繼續
North-south-east-west. 東-南-西-北