?虎少年?第一集回? Previously on 21 JUMP STREET
你是??呆子 You're a fucking nerd.
孩子 你能??已?很幸?了 Boy, you lucky you even graduating.
你很擅???啊？ - ? You're good at this, huh? Yeah.
你真的很擅???啊 - 是 You're really good at this. Yeah.
想交?朋友?？ Hey, you want to be friends?
你??上膛吧？ Yours isn't loaded, right?
摸摸看 - 我害怕 Just touch it. I'm scared.
摸摸看 Just touch it.
行了 行了 行了 Seriously. All right, all right, all right.
你?我?了子? 伙? You took a bullet for me, man.
你朝我的老二?? You shot me in the dick!
? 干他娘的 Boom, motherfuckers!
你??混蛋要去大?了 You two sons of bitches are going to college!
?的特?是?慢的 柔?的 被?的 Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive
与水和女性有? and is associated with water and femininity.
? 相比之下是快速和可靠的和... While, Yang, by contrast is fast and solid and...
伙? ?太也扯了 Man, this is bs.
我以?我?要去真正的大? 不是在?大? I thought we were going to actual college, not online college.
听什么加密信息的?座 Listening for coded messages in lectures.
你在?些什么 What are you talking about?
看看周? Look around.
?是我?的城市 This is our city.
我?去上大?干?？ What do we want to be in college for?
?的? You're right.
一生的搭? Partners for life.
美?城港口的?潮??是上午10:30 At Metro city port the tide comes in at 10:30 A.M
然后?再回到大海 Then it will return to the sea.
美?港口 ?有一小? Metro port. One hour.
? ?
我??干吧 let's do this.
? Turn down for what
? turn down for what
惊喜 ?有更多武器 surprise. There's two more arms.
? ?
? turn down for what
? turn down for what ?
糟糕 是鬼?愁 - 鬼?愁? shit! That's the ghost. Jenko: The ghost?
Joste nillsen,
美?城最大的走私犯 biggest trafficker of illegal goods in Metro city.
他与墨西哥的?毒集?有?系 He teamed up with a Mexican cartel
他?一直在港口?行交易 and they're running all this shit through the port.
??的?我??怎么去??？ What the hell are we supposed to be buying?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你干?？ - 啊？ What are you doing? Huh?
我要?一??手的身份 I got a new identity that's gonna be killer.
我去?? 你?正式逮捕 I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.
行 Okay.
我需要你即??? 明白?？ I'm gonna need you to improvise. Okay?
我不想即??? I don't want to improvise.
我需要你去即??? I'm gonna need you to improvise.
我??即? 我不想那? I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.
?我?入角色?不能受到任何干扰 I need absolute silence while I fall into character.
我需要??的安?去?入?? I need absolute silence while I fall into character.
?始?能?我?提... Can you give me a head start on...
我需要...我需要??安? I need absolute... I need absolute silence.
你就不能... - ??安? Can you please... Absolute silence.
? ?
你有必要??熊??？ jenko: Are you fucking serious right now?
行了 我???到的人 All right. I hate people who are late.
西班牙? (Speaking Spanish)
我?想先看看? We're trying to see that product.
?槽 Shit!
? 瞌睡虫 怎么了 伙?？ Yo, sleepy! What's up, homie?
你??我老表 悲?仔 You know my cousin, sad boy.
你可能??人了 伙? I think you got the wrong guy, homes.
?扯了 老兄 你是瞌睡虫 Oh, that's bullshit, man! You sleepy!
?民?大家都? Everyone say in the barrio,
瞌睡虫他就是墨西哥版的金?狼 "sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine" and shit.
我搭??了 他想看看? Hey, my partner here, he want to see the product.
他怎么不??？ Why ain't he talking?
(外?口音)我叫Jeff (In foreign accent) My name is Jeff.
?是jeffe伙? That's jeffe man.
告?他?小老鼠的成年? 搭? Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera man.
?有你?那些?狂的冒? Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had.
我不知道你在?些什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
不是吧 昨天晚上你告?我的 Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night,
你?我?的那么?? you had so much detail!
?容很具体 很丰富 The detail was so rich! It was rich detail!
令人?以置信的??描述 Go into incredibly descriptive details
那?我?都知道的故事 of the story, so we all know.
哦 那? Oh, yes.
有dora和Diego It was dora and Diego
?有?? and swiper.
?? Swiper?
你掐死那??啊 伙?？ Who was that you choked out, man?
他自找的 是那??啊 He had it coming! Who was that?
靴子 Boots.
不是 伙? 不是靴子 靴子就不是人名 No, man, that wasn't boots! Boots isn't a real name!
你要告?他?真?的故事 伙? You got to tell them the real story, man.
???始 Start over from the top.
那是他瞎?名字 That's a made-up name.
不敢相信 我?要?理小混混 I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.
?我很怀念90年代 It really makes me miss the '90s,
那?我?有??人士 when we had professionals around.
你想看看?是?？ You want to check out the goods?
?看看吧 Check it out.
然后?嘴 行? And shut up. Right?
你哪找的?些美?佬 Where'd you find this gringo, man?
是蒙福之子??音??的人?？ At the fucking mumford & sons concert and shit?
什么?西？?？毒品？ What is it? Guns? Drugs?
老兄 真?心 Dude! It's gross!
墨汁?我嘴里了 It's inking in my mouth!
我?你拿下? I'll get it off.
它触手在吸我 Its tentacle is eating me!
真挺有?的 拿下?了 伙? It's so strong! It's really on there, man.
它咬了我的? It's biting my face!
?的 Shit!
黑市的珍稀?物 就像我??料的一? Black market exotic animals, just like we expected to be in there.
口音不?了 哈？ The accents are gone, huh?
把他?赶出去 他?是警察 Take them out, guys. They're cops.
怎么回事 - 不清楚 ??是?子??了 What was that? I don't know! I think we're moving.
???是在跑 We're definitely moving!
?里他?的都是??有屎 Jenko: There's fucking birds and shit in here!
是真正的屎 There's actual shit!
什么情?？ Schmidt: What the fuck?
?里他?的有?? There's a fucking dragon in here!
靠 Shit!
那是什么 What was that?
伙? 那是我?的? Dude, that was our car.
我??那?投入了那么多 We shared so much in that car!
我要朝他??上?? ?我?的? I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car!
你要干什么？ What are you doing?
在卡?是??? Don't teen wolf on the truck!
??我一?人在? Don't leave me here alone!
那就上? Then get up here!
我上不去 I can't do that!
?旁?爬上? 快? 爬上? Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around.
快上? 伙? 你可以的 Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it.
太?人了 Schmidt: This is so scary!
??打他? Shoot him!
??下我不管 Schmidt: Don't leave me out here!
我?子?了 - 你?蠢?白痴 I'm all out. You stupid moron!
上?了 加油 That's it. Come on.
?算上?了 起? - 靠 Fucking get up here. Come on. Fuck!
好了 你行?？ - 行 All right, you good? Yeah!
?在你向前走行?？ - 好 All you got to do is walk now, okay? Okay.
?的 Shit!
你干什么呢 起?啊 What the fuck are you doing? Get up here!
我起不? I can't!
行 那我只能拖?你 All right, fine, I guess I'll just drag you.
我要死了 I'm gonna die!
你死不了 快起? 到上面? You're not gonna die. Just get the fuck up here!
把你自己拉上? Pull yourself up here.
用你的腰力 Use your core!
上?了 上?了 快? 快? 好 You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah!
好了 你能自己站起??？ - 能？ All right. Think you can stand on your own now? Yes!
??甩掉他?了 I think we lost them.
靠 Shit!
他?的??者? He's the fucking Terminator!
很他?的危? That's fucking dangerous!
你 被 捕 了 You are under arrest!
把卡?停下 Pull the truck over!
我?把他?的卡??我停下 I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!
你欠我一?? You owe me a car,
你最好?我一??博基尼 ?人 and it'd better be a fucking lamborghini, you bitch!
我站起?了 I did it!
你有?保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
我 靠 Oh, shit!
我勒?大操 Holy Moses!
靠 Schmidt: Shit.
怎么回事？ Jenko: What happened?
我想他?跑了 Schmidt: I think they got away.
那是吻痕?？ Is that a hickey?
?些其?是搞章?的?候弄的 Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident.
我打?箱子章?跳到我的?上 I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face.
明? 它?有很多触手 Apparently, they have many, many arms.
它?有八?触角 They have eight tentacles.
? ?有... Yes, and...
听好了 ?物 Look, ladies,
?人?心?虎局??始?能怎么? nobody gave a shit about the jump street reboot when you first came on.
?子??水的人 包括我自己 Anyone with half a brain, myself included,
都???注定要失? thought it was destined to fail spectacularly.
不?你?很幸? But you got lucky.
?在??部?有了?金 So now this department has invested
投很多?确保?虎局??下去 a lot of money to make sure jump street keeps going.
我?增加了一倍的?算 We've doubled their budget.
花?倍的?要有保??倍的回? As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit.
?的跟真的一? Like that's going to work.
是啊 上????次之所以失? Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened
因?你?有同?去做?生?底 because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing
你?第一次是那? you did the first time.
她不知道第二次一般都很糟糕 She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.
你适?的角色 You settle into worn-out roles.
一?有控制欲 一?容易失控 One gets possessive, the other runs away.
你?慢慢?感?到痛苦 You begin a slow, painful unraveling,
在所有的情??好之前 as all the good things that came before
就?被悲痛?碎然后分? begin to be crushed by the trash compactor of sadness.
听起?不像是我? 我的意思是... That doesn't sound like us. I mean...
?是老司机的?? I'm getting a divorce.
我?不想做同?的事情 We don't want to do the same thing.
我?想不?突破 We want to burst through our ceiling.
找到突破? And you're gonna find another ceiling
然后你去突破它 and you got to bust through that one,
你就不?的捶打就行了 and you just got to keep hammering ceilings.
行了 行了 行了 Okay, okay, okay.
我?可以?入特勤? What if we actually went into the secret service
去守?白? and, like, tried to protect the white house?
我不??那?可行 I think... I don't think that would work.
我要求你???在?了 I'm going to ask you to stop talking.
我?得那是很不?的?子 I thought it was a pretty good idea.
做像上次一?的事情 ?大家都好 Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.
??人竟然把教堂?回去了 I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back.
是啊 好事是有?更大些 Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger
就在原?位的?面 abandoned church directly across the street.
是啊 ?倒是很方便 - 是很方便 Yeah. That's convenient. Yes, it is convenient.
明年 我?大概??回到?面 Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street.
旁?的那?? Just next door.
?是不要高估自己 (Scoffs) Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
我??有高估自己 We're not ahead of ourselves.
我?一?一?的? We're right next to each other.
太牛叉了 有?就是不一? This is awesome. Like, way more expensive for no reason.
看看dickson的?公室 Look at dickson's office.
像一?巨大的冰柜 Looks like a giant cube of ice.
你??混小子?在喜??虎局了吧？ How you bitches like jump street now?
看??些了?？ Y'all see this shit?
22??虎局有? 22 jump street is the lick.
我也升?了 And I got a big-ass raise
照看你?混小子 to babysit you two fuckers again.
我自己??的 ?有咖啡吧 Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar.
我想在?弄???池 I'm thinking about a shark tank over there.
哦 我喜??? Ooh, I like sharks.
去他?的21?警局 去他?的??耶? Fuck a 21 jump street, and fuck a Korean Jesus.
?什么呢 ??耶?不就在?? Whoa! Cap, come on, Korean Jesus is right there.
?是越南耶? Dickson: That's vietnamese Jesus.
看?了吧 ?里是越南教堂 See, this a vietnamese church.
你?种族主? ??神明 You racist, sacrilegious sack of shit.
看看 越南耶?都要哭了 Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo.
我??有新蠢?加入 And we got some new dumb-ass interns.
嘿 嘿 看?? Hey, hey! Look alive! Huh?
伙?? - 呦是 jenko Boys. Yo, jenko.
嘿 schmidt! Hey, schmidt!
?玩了 Don't do that.
好 你要同?的案子 ?你 So, they want the same shit, so here we go.
同?的身份 Same identities.
同?的任? Same assignment.
我?又要去高中了? Jenko: We're going back to high school?
你?看起?有50?了 Your ass look like you about 50.
你?要去美?城大? You're going to mc state.
我?真的要去大?了 We're going to college for real?
有人?? 制作了新毒品 Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug.
混合了阿得拉和??丸 ?有不知道什么玩意 It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else.
Jenko: "Wipey"?
不是 你?蠢?是Whyphy No, you dumb motherfucker. "Whyphy."
?人精神百倍 玩命的去玩 Stands for "work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes."
?在 ?生??些?西 Now, these kids take this shit,
他?只?注4?小?去?? and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying,
他??派?像回到了1999年 and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
?是?？ Schmidt: Who's this?
那是 Cynthia Watson That's Cynthia Watson.
美?城大?的?生 She was a student at mc state.
她吃了whyphy She took some whyphy,
自己?在宿舍里 got locked out of her dorm,
最后?屋?上摔下? ended up falling off the roof.
?在她已?死了 And now she's dead.
?是她在校??毒品? That's her buying drugs on campus.
旁?的就是?家 And that's the dealer.
找到他就找到供?商了 Find him and we find the supplier.
?官 我能? Sir, can I just say,
很振?能?么?心一?黑人受害者 it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim.
我?更加?心 是因?她是黑人 I mean, we care so much more because she's black.
我?得他是想? I think what he's really trying to say
我?同??心 is that we care equally.
平等?待 我?有多?心 It's a tie, really, how much we care.
不是?? 要白人我看都不看 Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care.
少了一?白种?物 有什么大不了的 One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
?什么你??每次?? 我都想打人 Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?
查找?家 找到供?商 Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier.
? ?
你?好?？ You all right?
很好 Yeah.
只是 It's just...
我是我?家第一?假??入大?的 I'm the first person in my family to pretend to go to college.
好事我?要一起去做 Best part is we get to do it together.
怎么? 大?？ What's up, college?
怎么? 兄弟 我?住322房 What's up, bro? We're 322.
去他?的高中 ?吧？ Fuck high school, right?
去他?的高中 Fuck high school.
哦 好小的房? Oh, so tight!
哦 好不适? Oh, this is so baller!
床 哦 糟糕 Beds... oh, shit. (Groans)
伙? ?看起?像精液 Oh, dope. That looks like cum.
是精液 好 看?了 That's cum. Okay. All right.
我?在床上??了精液 老兄 Already got cum on the mattress, dawg.
?迎?到大? - 靠 耶 Welcome to college. Fuck, yeah.
伸??子
沐浴用品
??板 -豆袋椅
滑稽?衫?明我?喝酒 Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.
3?沐浴巾
熏肉机我??我?的 Some bacon machine that my mom got me.
我不知道怎么用 I do not understand how it works.
???西
棉?
豆袋椅
六?月不用洗的太空被
是真的 It's true.
高科技警察?? Jenko: Super high-tech police gear.
全拜高昂的?算所? 干他娘的 Carte blanche with the budget, motherfucker.
我不同意???海? I'm going to veto that poster.
?的幼稚 It's a touch childish.
好 也不知道?博基尼跟小屁孩有什么?系 Okay. What do lambos have to do with touching children?
?博基尼太差? Lambos are lame.
我想要?明白的是 ??不是... I get one choice. I get one thing that I'm not...
我?得承? 你懂我的意思?？ We have to agree. You know what I mean?
怎么??同志? 我?是??的?居 What up, fellas? We're your across-the-hall neighbors.
嘿 ??人 ?胞胎啊 Oh, hey, there's two of you. You're twins.
我?是?家兄弟 Kenny Yang We're the yangs, man. Kenny Yang. What's up?
Keith Yang.
你好啊 - 你好啊 What's going on? What's going on?
你?才?你姓? Did you say the yangs?
? 我?父?是中?人 Yeah, dad's Chinese, man.
我??不是 她是黑人 Our mom's not Chinese. She's black.
真正的黑人 Oh. She's like real black.
像?斯利·斯奈普斯 ?极了 Like Wesley snipes black. Exactly.
我?也是兄弟 We're brothers, too.
他??笑 是真的 No. He's not kidding. He's serious.
真的？ Oh, really?
怎么？ 你一?年?大一些 What? Like, one of y'all older?
因?你眼睛周?都有?尾?了 Yeah, 'cause you got crow's feet under your eyes, man.
你很特? You specifically.
我?就是正常的大?年? We're actually just normal college age.
就算你年?大也很酷 伙? I mean, even if you're a little older, that's cool, man,
姑娘?喜?年?大的 because, you know, girls here love older dudes.
?是真的 That's true.
?有很多??姑娘在? Plus, there's mad fuckable girls here.
胸大??的 特?是在春假 Mad fuckable. Especially during spring break.
我喜?春假 不?我要? Jenko: I love spring break. But I do have to say,
我上???的姑娘 I've fucked a thousand girls by now
不知怎么 到最后 and I don't know, at the end of the day,
你只是想要一些 you just kind of want something
更深?次的?西 that's just a little deeper really.
? 深?次 Jinx ?我?可? Both: Yeah, balls deeper. Jinx. Buy me a coke.
哦 我??在?一?的? 太牛叉了 Oh, snap, we're still saying the same thing. This is amazing!
胡?卜 裸?粉粗面包 ?光棒 ?胞胎！ Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins!
停不下?了 兄弟 太奇怪了 That's dope, dude. That's so sick.
很奇特 我?也有兄弟心?感? That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too.
你准?好了？ - 好了 You ready? Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
海?！?儿?！ - 回形?！香蕉！ Pirates! Baby feet! Paper clips! Bananas!
太?！?怒！ - 我不知道！??！ Sun! Anger! I don't know! Words!
流沙 - 鞋 Quicksand! Shoes!
?是?唱 哥? 很牛 That's hip-hop, man. Awesome.
真的很棒 That's great.
在??很好玩 It's gonna be super fun.
?吧 像上一次一? All right? Same as last time.
伙? 要是像上一次 Dude, if it's like last time,
你?玩的很?心 我就很悲? you're gonna have an awesome time, and it's gonna suck for me.
不? 你也?玩的很?心 No. You're gonna have an awesome time, too,
我??你玩的?心的 because I'm gonna make sure of it.
你?我??子? You took a bullet for me.
? 我?? 太悲催了 不?我??? That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again.
不行 ?我了 我欠你的 No way. It's my turn. I owe you a life debt.
男女混用?生? (Singsong) Co-ed bathrooms.
怎么？ 哦 糟糕 What? Oh, shit.
我不??你悲?的 I'm not gonna take a shit
我?一直都在的 the entire time I'm here.
我知道 I know.
嗨 你好啊 Hey. How you doing?
嗨 Hey.
你怎么?？ 你怎么?？ What's up? 'Sup?
就是??造了facebook有?精疲力? Just exhausted from inventing Facebook
或其他我???年?的人用的网站 or whatever website people our age use.
?里?有?本？ Jenko: They still have books?
我以?他?都把?放???里了 I thought they just put the books inside the computers.
我猜?生?的??只用??炮的 Yeah, I guess the kids just use the stacks to hide and have sex.
我?去Cynthia?加?的?和活? So we'll go to all Cynthia's classes and activities,
向周?打探毒品的事 ask around about the drug
找到?是?家 and find out who the dealer is.
就像上一次一? Yeah, it's just like last time.
完全像上一次一? Exactly like last time.
伙? 人?性?科 Dude, in human sexuality,
你是自己去干 do you get to fuck
?是只看??人干 or do you just get to watch people fuck?
都不是 Neither.
我他?的?干什么？ What the fuck am I taking it for, then?
明? 我?大家都听??句? Now, obviously, we've all heard this statement before,
第一印象很重要 first impression is important
我?你?留?第一印象 I've got a first impression for you.
你喜?我的心理??？ (Mimicking Tracy Morgan) Oh, y'all like psychology?
崔西·摩根 Tracy Morgan.
?人喜?？ Nobody?
精神百倍 玩命去玩 我??吧 (Softly) Work hard, play hard, am I right?
你在找whyphy？ You looking for some whyphy?
? 哥? 有就太好了 Yeah, man, that'd be sick.
去警察局 Go to the police station,
向你??申?去?物室 walk in and ask your captain to see the evidence room
你他?就是?毒警察 'cause you're a fucking narc.
我??你理解?了 I think you're mistaken.
你前面戴?徽章 (Laughs) You're literally wearing your badge.
你真的去?查 Did you really just check to see
你有?有戴徽章 if you were wearing your badge?
?家伙是?警察 This guy's a fucking cop.
我?有往下看 I didn't look down.
等等 Jacobs教授 ?史不是很久以前?生的事?？ "Wait, Professor Jacobs, doesn't history happen a long time ago?"
?史是?生... Well, history happens...
???糟糕透了 This class is such a gut.
你?玩橄?球 Hey, you guys play football?
?其?是我的??本?? No, this is actually my laptop.
看 我在??? Yeah, I'm taking notes right now.
逗你玩的 ?是橄?球 I'm kidding. It's a football.
mcquaid同? Mr. mcquaid?
共价? Covalent bonds.
?毒??的?果是什么？ What has been the result of the war on drugs?
?什么要?我 我有不是警察 Why would you ask me? I'm not a cop.
因??是大?研?班 Because this is a college seminar,
?就是大?研?班要做的 and that's how college seminars work.
教授和?生愉快的交流 Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student.
擦出火花 最后??生?? Friction creates fire, and that leads to lessons learned.
?毒肯定是很困?的 Well, it's definitely harder to get drugs.
?一?可以告?你 I can personally tell you that.
可卡因的平均价格 The average price of cocaine
在?去30年下降了70% has dropped 70% in the last 30 years.
然后?家可能??你的是踩到的狗屎 Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit.
mcquaid同? 大?是?很好的地方 Mr. mcquaid, college is a wonderful place.
?你去?定你要成?什么?的人 This is where you get to decide who you actually are,
不是你?在假?出?的?子 instead of the person that you're clearly pretending to be right now,
每?人都?便考?一下 which everyone sees through, by the way.
你的?定是 我就做和以前一?的人 You got to decide, "do I just keep doing the same thing,
或者去??不一?的人生道路 "or am I gonna choose a different path
?疑我的信念？ "and question my convictions?"
我?有任何前科 I don't have any prior convictions.
你?什么要??些？ Why are you saying this stuff?
?就是我想要的回答 mcquaid同? That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. mcquaid!
我想要你?疑我的? I want you to question what I'm saying.
?是整??程的依据 This is the basis of this whole course,
?就是大?的美妙之? and that's the beauty of college.
你想?什么都行 You can say whatever you want.
你想成?什么都可以 You can be whatever you want.
我有任期 我可以?任何我想?的 I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want.
?治·?盛?是黑同性? George Washington was a black lesbian.
埃菲??塔是人造?? The eiffel tower is made of dildos.
他?不能解雇我 我?不可摧 They can't fire me. I'm indestructible.
我睡了我的?生 I'm sleeping with two of my students.
她?有她 我确?睡了 Her and her. I actually am.
?在 就像你?才做的 Now, just like you did before,
我想要?你?你想?的? I want you right now to say whatever you want.
想?什么都行 Say whatever you want.
Fieto.
Fieto?不是?? 不?我接受它 "Fieto," not a word, but I'm gonna accept it.
去走你真正想要的人生道路吧 mcquaid同? You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr. mcquaid.
唯一?你???你不及格 The only way you can fail this class
就是你不去做真正的自己 is by not becoming who you truly are.
求你回复我的短信 Please respond to my text.
我?的??只能?一?即?表演 Male student: Okay, we got time for just one more improv game.
玩?? 我?需要很多建? For this one, we need a ton of different suggestions.
只需要大家接? So, we just need you guys to fill in the blank
我?的?句就行 in a sentence that we're gonna set up.
就像?? 我很? 我希望我有... So it'll go like this. Oh, I'm so hungry, I wish I had a...
?生棉?! -好吧但我?想要... Tampon! Okay, but we want...
我?需要的是食物 We want it to be actual food
?? 游?才有意? so that it, like, makes sense with the game.
??就好玩了 我?再?一次 It's more fun that way. So, uh, let's try it one more time.
我要回家了 去喂我的 ...Oh, I've got to get home so I can feed my...
?? Boner!
我??是直??始玩??游?吧 You know what? Let's just play the game, okay?
好的 你想要... Girl: All right, so what would you...
那姑娘跟我在同一?心里?上?? Hey, that girl's in my psych class.
很正? 去和她搭?啊 Damn, she's hot. Go talk to her.
你跟我一起去 You come talk to her with me.
?扭扭捏捏的 快去跟她搭?去 Stop being a pussy and go talk to her. Go.
好的 好的 All right, all right.
到台上? 我?... Coming to the stage,we got...
我?在同一?心里?上?? I think we're in the same psych class.
哦 ? 嗨 Oh, yeah. Hi.
? Yeah.
“?! ?! ??! ?! "Pills! Pills! Bills! Pills!
??! 一??代的?志 很押? "Bills! A sign of the times that rhymes
阿曼?拜恩斯 "Amanda bynes
放下那破?的安迪??? "drop that raggedy Andy circus
混蛋玩意... "circle jerkus..."
你?是即?的家伙 ??？ - ? You guys are the improv guys, right? Yeah.
很酷啊 That's cool.
就?家伙?才?? You're the guy with the terrible suggestions.
是我 是我 不用? Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, man. Yeah.
??大家 下一位是J同?上?表演 Thanks, guys. Um, lady j is gonna be up next for you.
Cynthia 死掉的那?姑娘 Cynthia, that girl who died,
她?常??是?？ she used to come here all the time, right?
我的?目叫乳? This piece is called areolas.
你??她?？ Did you know her?
恩 她?室跟我的隔一??道 Yeah, she lived across the hall from me.
-哦？ -那你?嘛?么?心呢 Yeah? So why do you care so much?
我...我在?一?... I'm... I'm writing a...
?婪的男人的手 "Greedy man hands!"
...?念她的? ...a slam poem in her honor.
?在打草稿 ?作?段 Early stages, very early stages.
-哦 真的么？ -是的 嗯 Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.
???更好? Wouldn't it be better
提前把?容?出? just to, like, plan the stuff out ahead of time,
然后在?人面前?你就不?太?尬 and then not say it in front of people and embarrass yourself?
那就是人?在做的 叫做即?喜? That's a thing that people do. That's stand-up comedy.
那可能是你??做的 That's probably what you should do,
因??种事情比?有意思 because that stuff's funny.
“哺乳期 我棕色的乳? ?分泌白色的乳汁” "My brown nipple will produce white milk during lactation..."
你?得??怎么?？ What do you think of this?
我确??得??很有力量 I actually think it's really powerful.
很高?你?么? That's cool that you said that,
因?我也?得??很有力量 'cause I actually thought it was really powerful, too,
一?女孩??她的乳? when the one girl was talking about her nips and shit.
好 ?有?有其他人想跟大家?分享 Okay, does anybody have anything they want to share?
?我?看看你的吧 Let's see what you got.
??? ?有?歌么 Any more poets in the audience?
-我 我的意思是 -你真的有作?么？ I... I mean do you really do poetry?
我有作 我?作的 I do, and I will.
??有一位 -啊？ I got somebody. What?
好的 ??有一位 大家鼓掌?迎 Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys.
-耶 -好吧 Yeah! Okay.
-快上台去 -好吧 好的 Just go up there. All right, okay.
-好的 -?有?力 Okay. No pressure.
-你看? ?不?哦 -耶 You'll see, it's good. Yeah!
?是一??在?作?段的作品 This is a work in progress.
所以 呃... So, uh...
?唱? "Slam poetry!
呼喊? "Yelling!
?怒? "Angry!
?情?舞?我的手 "Waving my hands a lot!
?于某些事情的特殊?角 "Specific point of view on things
辛西? "Cynthia!
辛-西-? (Enunciating) "Cynthia
耶?由于我?的罪孽而?牲(辛西?) "Jesus died for our sin-thee-uhs
耶?哭泣? "Jesus cried
落跑新娘 "runaway bride
茱莉?-?伯茨 "Julia Roberts!
茱莉??劫了 "Julia rob
太?心 "hurts
辛西? "Cynthia!
辛西? "Cynthia
你死了 你-死-了 "you're dead you are dead
你-死-了 "You're dead"
?首???已死的 辛西? that's for Cynthia, who's dead.
我一?儿??也?有 I don't have a single lead.
我有 我听?在校????地能得到whyphy I do. I hear you can get whyphy on campus anywhere 24/7.
你?得他??的whyphy是毒品 Do you think they mean whyphy the drug
?是像因特网wi-fi?种呢？ or wi-fi like the Internet?
真他?白痴 Fuck you, brain.
?啥我?第一次 很容易就找到毒?子了？ How did we find the dealers so easy the first time?
他的??确?就?在便?上 Well, his number was literally on a sticker.
好吧 我?去找??人的便?吧 Well, let's go find this guy's sticker.
我?得??人不??便? I don't think this guy does stickers.
好吧 我?需要?助 我?需要咨??家 Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert.
呦 兄弟 你一?打到他命根了 Kenny: Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude.
我打中他弟弟了 -耶 I got him in the dick. Yep.
一??中命根 "Shot him in the dick."
?不是福星与福?? If it isn't Turner and hooch, in the flesh.
天?的 你身材不?嘛 Holy shit, you are looking fit.
嘿 你??????秘? Hey, you should get some tips from this guy.
他身材不? 看看?些胸肌 He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles.
兄弟 我想要你就是??的身材 That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man.
-怎么?啊 Eric？ -嘿 What's up, Eric? Hey.
Waters先生 我??? 呃... Mr. Walters, we should, um...
或者? 我?? 呃...道歉 因?... Or I should apologize for, uh...
把我的弟弟射掉了？ For shooting my penis off?
-? -? Yeah.Yeah.
?抱歉了 兄弟 我??底底解放了 妥妥的 Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally.
你知不知道他??我做了??道？ You know they gave me a vagina?
特?棒 你?要不要看看？ It's awesome. You guys want to see it?
-不 不 不 -不 不 不 No, no, no, no! No, no, no.
不看 好吧 Eric已?看?了 That's fine. All right. Eric's seen it.
Eric已??底?望了 是不是啊 Eric？ Eric's been all up in that shit. Isn't that right, Eric?
你???如何得把我弄出去 You guys got to get me the fuck out of here.
嘿 你?猜怎么? Hey, guess what.
我是Eric的?子 I'm Eric's bitch.
不是 你不是 No, you're not.
是！我就是！ Yes! I am!
我是你的?子 I'm your bitch.
天啊 ??的 我很抱歉 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, honey.
我?才不是故意的 你明白的？ I didn't mean that. You know that, right?
我是?子 忍不住要炫耀一下 I am such a bitch when aunt flo shows up.
出了很多血 太?狂了 It bleeds so much, it's crazy.
就像是???光打?了?梯? It's like the elevator doors opening in the shining.
靠 哥? 你的?道根本不能使 Your vagina doesn't fucking work, man.
昨儿晚上你不是使了? Worked for you last night. (Chuckles)
毫?疑?你在逼Eric?展?一段感情 You are so clearly forcing Eric into this relationship.
Eric 我逼你做任何事情了么？ Eric, am I forcing you into anything?
-是 -看?了吧？ Yes. (Chuckles) See?
是??的 我??去大?里做?底 Look, they sent us in undercover at a college
要找到最新合成毒品的毒?子 to find the dealer of this new synthetic,
但是?人跟我?透露一?儿?索 and no one will tell us anything.
靠 那是因?你??看起?就像是?毒警察 ？ That's 'cause you guys look like fucking narcs, all right?
大?里的孩子不跟Eric似的那么傻 College kids aren't dumb like Eric.
我本?是可以去伯克利大?的 I was supposed to go to Berkeley.
他??了我?一?照片 我?就只有?? Well, they gave us a picture, so we do have that.
那就是你?的?索 混?玩意儿 Well, that's your lead motherfucker!
就??里?始 That's what you start with.
我知道 但是我哦?看不到他的? 不知道他是? I know, but we can't see his face, so we don't know who it is.
我?不知道他是? "We don't know who it is.
我是Schimidt 我?子里都是屎 "I'm schmidt. My pants are filled with doody."
那是你 (Groans) That's you.
那可一?儿也不像我 That doesn't sound anything like me.
有几分像你 You sort of sound like that.
一?儿也不像我 That doesn't sound anything like me.
?有不像你 It's not not you.
一?儿也不像我 That doesn't sound anything like me.
Eric ?上眼睛 告?我??在??的是? Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now.
（胡言???） (Babbling)
Schmidt像婊子一?在?牢? That's schmidt being a little bitch.
???不是一?好印象 That's just not a good impression.
干得好 超?警探 Nice job, super sleuths.
你?究竟有?有?心看????死的照片？ Did you even bother to look at the fucking picture?
-有啊 -嗯？ Yeah. Huh?
?儿有?倒影 There's a reflection right here.
你?要找的??人有?身 Your fucking guy's got a tattoo.
找到???身 就找到??毒?了 Find the tattoo, find the dealer.
靠 兄弟 我不知道 我?很多醉酒的小屁孩儿做?白痴?身 Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids.
那你?不?得??白痴?身？ Do you remember that stupid tattoo?
火箭炮？ Tattoo artist: A bazooka?
?得好像是?一????做?一? Think I might have did it on a football player.
留??莫西干?型 分不出? Guy with a red mohawk. I don't know.
他??我而言都是一?的 They all start to look the same to me.
我?得我清楚他?的是? I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
去你的！ Fuck you!
去你的 你?小跑?套的白痴 Fuck you, you little walk-on fuck!
穿??些?西 根本?法活? I can't, like, move around in these things.
天 我喜?跑?套的一天 Rooster: God, I love walk-on day!
靠 爽啊 (Whispers) Fuck, yeah.
用棉?的奇怪?? That's a weird time to be q-tipping.
他?的都是?物 You're all fucking pussies!
-兄弟 你不用非得?么做 -啥？ Dude, you don't have to do this. What?
-我不想你受? -我不?... I just don't want you to get hurt. I'm not gonna get...
哥? 我真的很抱歉 Dude, I am so sorry.
?事 哥? ?放在心上 It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man.
-你确定？ -?事...啊哦 Are you sure? All right... Yeah. Ow.
-?鬼 -我?吧 Shit. I got it.
-好 我? -我? Okay, I got it, I got it.
啊！?事 Ow! That's fine.
-我?吧 -不不不 ?我? 我? I'll get it. No, no, let me get it, let me get it.
-不不 我拿到了 -?我? ?我? No, I got it. Let me just get it. No, let me get it.
-我拿到了 拿到了 -?我?... I got it, I got it. Let's just...
哥? 抱歉 我棉?掉你肉上了 Dude, I'm sorry. I got my q-tip in your meat, bro.
不不 哥? 我的肉沾到你的棉?了 No, man, I got my... I got my meat in your q-tip.
?就像是一?新型的三明治 It's like a whole new type of sandwich.
像是 肉棉? Like, a meat q-tip. (Chuckles)
就像肉? Like a meat-qute.
有意思 That's funny.
嘿 兄弟? 有人想要?种三明治么？ Hey, you guys want some of this sandwich?
?是肉?三明治 It's a meat-qute sandwich.
我和?哥?做了肉? Me and this guy are having a meat-qute. (Laughing)
你很幽默 兄弟 你叫什么名字 You're hilarious, dude. What's your name?
Brad 等下 Brad. Wait... Brad.
是 就是Brad Uh, yeah, yeah, it's Brad.
-我是Zook -很高???你 Zook I'm zook. Nice to meet you. Zook.
我也很高???你 兄弟 Nice to meet you, too, man.
?色20 Zook: Blue 20!
?色 20 Blue 20!
?? ?始 Set, hut!
你?在喜?跑?套的日子?？ You love walk-on day now?
你胳膊?好吧？要不要把袖子?下? Your arm all right? You want to take that sleeve off?
不用 我很好 No, I'm good.
天呢 兄弟 接的真心不? Dude, holy shit, bro. Great fucking catch, dude.
你那么?能看?安全? ??早?告?我 If you see that safety line up that deep, though, hit me quicker.
哦 ? 我不知道你是朝那?方向的 哥? Oh, yeah, I didn't know you had wheels like that, bro.
很有趣 因?他是我的兄弟 所以... It's funny, 'cause he's my brother. So...
嘿 知道? 我?在Zeta有?派? Hey, uh, you know, we have this rush party at zeta.
我想 你可以?? 跟其他人???? but I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys.
?很好玩的 It'd be really fun, I think.
-好的 -恩 我?可能?去 Great. Yeah, maybe we will.
你??是在一起的么？ Are you guys, like, together?
-是 -? ?是我兄弟 Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro.
那...真搞 兄弟 你很幽默 (Laughing) That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.
? 真的么？哇哦 好 Uh, really? Wow. Um, okay.
哥? ?然 你也 你也可以? Yeah, man, sure. You, too, you can come, too.
我??看情?的 We'll see what we can do.
我之前也?了一堆 Also, I said a bunch of stuff earlier
你?留心... that you didn't acknowledge...
接的不? - 酷 Great catch. Cool, yeah.
-回? -所以你不回?？ See you then. So you won't address that?
那?家伙怎么回事？ What the fuck's up with that guy?
我?要做的就是混?他?的兄弟? All we have to do now is rush the frat long enough
找到那?有火箭炮?身的家伙 to confirm that rooster has that bazooka tattoo.
看 哥? 你?得你?好?？ Look, man, do you think it's cool if you come?
因? 我的意思是 他好像是只邀?了我 'Cause, I mean, he kind of really just asked me.
我只是不想?始 I just don't want to start off
留下不好的印象和那家伙 on the wrong foot with this guy.
哥? 你?游呢 我?做任何事都是一起的啊 Dude, you're tripping. We do everything together.
不?你确?不??Puka珠串 You should lose the puka shells, though.
自?你?大?之后?了很多 Things are different since you didn't go to college.
呦 Brad 你怎么? 兄弟？ Yo, Brad! What's up, dude?
一?的珠串啊 兄弟 Same puka, dude.
你也有同?的啊 You got the same... Puka bros.
太棒了 Zook: Holy shit! (Both laughing)
哎 你看看 咱?什么都一? Look at him, it's, like, all the same.
哥? 你也穿???子啊？ Dude, you wear pants, too?
-啥？哥? - 兄弟 What? Bros, man. Dude.
我就知道我?很玩的? 就像?? I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that.
是啊 -你??怎么不把小弟弟栓一起 Yeah, why don't you guys just tie your dicks together
然后去?婚啊 高冷仔 and get married, right, rooster?
Rooster 怎?啊 兄弟？ Rooster. What's up, bro?
你看?不? 哥? You look good, man.
你怎么?Rooster？ What's up, rooster?
你好? 兄弟？ -戴珠串了 How you doing, man? Digging the puka.
?? 兄弟 -我真不相信是一?的... Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same...
rooster 你怎?？ How you doing, rooster?
Rooster 懂?潮流 Rooster is getting some pop.
你怎么不去找他聊聊？ Why don't you go check him out?
你嗨了? 伙?？ - 肯定嗨了 伙? Jenko: You in the zone, bro? Zook: In the fucking zone, dude.
嘿 你怎么?？ Hey. What's up?
嘿 我是Rooster What's up? I'm rooster.
哦 耶 不是 Oh, yeah, no.
我?之前?? We've met before.
哦 是么？我一?儿也不?得 Oh, really? I don't remember that at all.
你一定?了一副大?? You must just have a really plain face.
? 他?都叫我大?? Yeah. They call me ol' plain face.
他??么叫你么？ They call you that?
你身体上有?有什么???? 或墨? 好?我辨?是你？ So, do you have any body art or, like, any ink I could see?
真奇特的?? That's a pretty random question.
??怎? 非常高?跟你交? 哥? Hey, anyway, it was so nice chatting with you, man.
很高???你 兄弟 Nice to meet you, man.
靠 你干啥 老兄 Yo, what the fuck, bro?
你他?干嘛呢 哥?？ Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
你?在?真的？-你... You serious right now? You...
你很奇怪 You're being weird.
你一直都很奇怪 You've been weird.
就像是“我听?什么了” Jenko: It was just like, "what am I hearing?
我?在在听什么啊 "What am I hearing right now?"
那?神?病告?你?些？ And the psychic told you that?
-是的 特??狂 兄弟 -呦 Yo. That is so crazy, dude.
嘿 哥? 你要不要上??看看 Hey, dude, you want to go see the roof?
靠 我想上??看看 -哥? Fuck yeah, I want to see the roof, dude.
? 我?上去吧 ?啊 Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on.
去?? ?吧去?? ? Come on to the roof, come on to the roof. Let's go.
加油 你能做到的 加油 加油 Jenko: Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!
我好怀念攀爬啊 ? 上? I miss climbing so much. Come on, let's go. Come on.
好 呃... All right, uh...
再?一次 One more time.
我先回去了 I'm just gonna go home.
我不懂跑酷 所以... I don't know parkour, so...
好吧 All right.
嘿 ?雅·安吉?（?人） Hey, Maya angelou!
?歌 好吧 我懂了 Poetry, okay. I got it. (Chuckles)
取笑?歌?? Make fun of the poetry major.
我猜 你?什么?趣 So, I guess you have no interest
以后做一份平常工作 in having a real job in the future.
-????趣 -?有 是吧？ Absolutely not. No, right?
那你呢？ (Both laugh) What about you?
呃 我????的 Um, I'm an art major.
哦 ??的?你??不能?便胡? 因?... Okay. So you definitely cannot talk any shit, 'cause...
是的 我不能 我不能 No, I can't. I cannot.
...你?永??不到? ...you're never gonna make any money. (Laughs)
我???不到? I'm never gonna make any money,
所以不要告?我的父母 但是... so don't tell my parents, but...
要是我今晚跟你父母聊天 When I talk to your parents tonight,
我不?告?他?你的?? I will not tell them about your major.
-好 ?? -不客气 Okay, thank you. You're welcome.
好的 ???? All right, art major.
???西 你有什么感想 What do you think about that?
呃 我??那 Um, I would say that
?是??人 it's these two beings
相互支??到完全平衡的?? leaning up against each other in perfect balance.
如果一?倒掉 他?就?失去彼此 If one were to fall, they would just lose each other.
?是?于互相支持的 So it's just about support.
你就不能??玩意儿就像睾丸？ You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?
就是像那??西 (Laughing) That's exactly what it looks like.
那 有?有哪?人在支持?你呢？ So, is there someone who supports you?
不 我是那种 No, I'm just one of those people
喜?自己一?人待?的人 that really likes to spend time with myself.
跟我??看 Tell me about it.
我喜?一?人呆? 我的最? I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it.
我就是喜?那种 坐在房?里 I just love when you're sitting there in a room,
只有你和你的思想 and you're just there with your thoughts,
然后 你意?到“哦 天啊 我是一?人” and you're like, "oh, my gosh, I'm alone.
“?有人?我么？”或其他 "Would anyone ever love me?" Or whatever.
“?有任何人?在乎我?？” And, like, "do I know anyone who would care
“我是不是???房?里出去” "if I just ever came out of this room or not?"
或是其他?西 就??... Or whatever and, like...
我也?不明白 很平? 就喜? I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it.
好 如果你今晚不想一?人 Well, if you don't want to be alone tonight,
我?可以去??大??? we are gonna go hang out at the art building,
如果你想?的? if you want to come.
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
我去 我去 Okay. Okay.
我以?今晚?以和?料不一? I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect,
但是我?有想到的是今晚 but what I didn't expect was tonight would go
是和我的?期一? in the exact way that you would expect.
-你懂我的意思?？ -妥妥的 You know what I mean? Totally.
你??常在?儿玩？ So you guys hang out here a lot?
是 我??兄弟?派?那些?西不是很感?趣 Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff.
我?喜?坐下? 只是喝?好酒 We like to sit around, just drink some good wine
然后???些重要的?? and talk about some important stuff.
上姑娘 然后整天喝的?醉 Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day.
?就是我最喜?做的?件事 Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do.
你就像是 稍微欠缺一?儿吸引力的... ou are, like, a slightly less attractive version of...
-?加索？ -?加索 Picasso? Picasso.
是吧？以前有人?么?? Right? I've been told that before.
哦 那就是Cynthia Watson的房? Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
?在才2? 我?以?已?很晚了 你要??么 It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in?
才2?？我通常凌晨2?才吃晚? 所以... It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so...
?然 耶 ?什么不呢 Sure, yeah, why not?
我想?么做 我要以正确的角度?去 Rooster: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle.
-兄弟 停下?吧 -操你?的球?柱 Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost!
不可能的 你撞不到那球?柱的 It's impossible. You can't fucking do it.
每次?球后球迷跑到操? The fans used to rush the field
然后就把球?柱拆了 after every win and tear down the goalposts,
教?很生气 就想?法把球?柱?固定了 and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in.
他?像?暴一?卷?操? ?想那? They storm the field, and still do it,
?在他?只能跳?跳去 but they just bounce around.
去你的球?柱 兄弟 Rooster: Fuck this goalpost, bro!
你??要抓?了 You guys might want to hold on,
因???西要到了 'cause this shit is coming down.
-呦 那是啥啊 ?身 就在那 Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there?
哦 ??么？嗯... Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm.
?是我以前高中的校? 是普?恩?尤??? It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings.
看看?能游泳 Look at it swim.
-靠 -咋了 Shit. What?
靠 ?真是不?常啊 Shit, that's a really outside-of-the-box
高中吉祥物 high school mascot.
抓?了兄弟? Hold on, guys.
嘿 你今天怎么?????？ Zook: Hey, why don't you come to practice today?
很明? 你在?里表?很不? I mean, you're obviously good enough to play on the team.
其? 我本?不??在?玩球的 Look, I'm not supposed to be here to play football.
怎么？ What?
我??儿是?了完成任?的 I'm just here to do my assignments
然后回去 就是?? and get out, that's it.
我? ??是很重要 或是?所? I mean, yeah, school's important or whatever,
但是 ?我?你?球的?候 but when I was throwing you those passes,
就像是 你去那儿之前我就知道你?去那 it was like I knew where you were gonna be before you went there.
知道? 我幻想 You know, I had this,
我把球??你 兄弟 like, vision of me throwing bullet tds to you, dude,
然后所有的球迷?始叫喊... and then all these fans just started going, like...
"Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid!"
他?就在那喊呀叫呀 And they were chanting and chanting,
然后球?柱就倒了 and then the goalposts came down.
哥?？ Dude?
我 也有???的愿景 我一直都有 I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
-哥? -哥? Dude. Dude.
-兄弟 -兄弟 Bro? Bro.
-哥? -兄弟 Dude. Bro.
哥? Both: Dude.
我?肯定可以啊 兄弟 Like, well, we fucking can, bro.
你所要做的就是加入球? All you gotta do is join the team.
是啊 ?什么不呢？ Yeah. Why not?
就是??！ Yes!
太好了 - 太好了 兄弟 Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah, dude.
那是什么?西？ What's that?
我的?身 My tattoo.
靠 ?看看 Yeah, fuck, look.
看 ?是我 Zook Look, it's me, zook.
胳膊上有??死的火箭炮 懂我的意思么？ Got a fucking bazooka for an arm. Know what I mean?
兄弟 我太??了 Dude, I'm so fucking pumped
你能加入到球?里 you're gonna be on this fucking team, bro.
感?怎么?？ What's up with it?
你?好吧？ How you doing?
早安 很好 Hi. Good.
那?怎么?... How was the, um...
我的表?你??意?？ How was the sex for you?
?我??很好 很愉? It was fun for me. It was a good time.
是 ? Yeah, right.
我很享受之中 enjoyed it.
是啊 Yeah.
?就是?什么我?不喝酒 This is why I don't drink.
嘿 你好啊？ Hey. How you doing?
我很好 I'm fine.
我的意思是 我?有整晚上听你??私? I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long.
?回的活塞?? Thrusting and pumping.
我想你的屁股在某一?刻都快甩掉了 I thought your hip popped out at one point.
我是? 看起?像是很好玩的游? I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games,
早上醒??床有?40?的大一新生 and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
我只有19? 所以... I'm 19, so...
去玩Pinochle游?晚了19分?？ Nineteen minutes late to pinochle,
你在公?哪里和你的老友?碰面 where you're meeting your old friends in the park?
? 那就是我的意思 Yeah, that's what I meant.
哦 天? Maya 你看看他 Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him.
?那么犀利 太鼓舞人心了 He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring.
?我??一下??的??吧 哪?都行 Tell us about the war, any one of them.
你的高潮呻吟是我听?的最糟糕 You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard.
就像是30年?的洒水? It was, like, the sound of, like, a 30-year-old sprinkler
?于第一次爆?了 finally going off for the first time.
好了 特?喜?跟你聊天 Okay, well, so lovely talking with you. (Sighs)
你是?很可?的人 You're a lovely person. Hmm.
很高???你 Nice to meet you.
哦 天? Oh, my God.
她看起?不坏 She seems nice. (Door closes)
她糟透了 She's horrible.
天? God.
她曾?是Cynthia的室友 She was Cynthia's roommate,
我?得她很可怜 就叫她跟我住在一起 and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
就?? So...
你??有一大堆事情 So you probably have a bunch of stuff
要今天去做吧 that you have to do today.
-有?？ -?有 Right? No.
哦 好吧 Oh. Okay.
我只是想?你知道 Look, I just want you to know
我不是那种 上完就走的人 I'm not, like, a "hit it and quit it" type of fella.
我是那种 上完 I'm, like, a "hit it,
??身体和情感上接?交流的人 所以... "continue to hit it both physically and emotionally" kind of guy, so...
嘿 Doug ??你不??得奇怪的 ？ Hey, Doug, you're not gonna be weird about this, are you?
不? No.
??种只?便玩玩能接受吧？ I mean, you're cool with just hooking up?
耶 我很高?你能?么看的?... Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, I'm glad you said something.
因? 我都不知道??我是不是清醒 'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober.
我知道 就像是 No, I know, and it's like,
一?儿也?感?到受? 一?儿也? that doesn't even hurt, like, at all.
好的 那么... Okay, so, um...
我要...我要溜了 我以后?系了 I'm gonna... I'm gonna split. I'll text you later.
很棒 特?棒性? 你技?很好 Great, that was great sex. You're good at it.
我?短息?系你 3到5分?或怎?？ And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something?
好的 (Door opens) All right.
?他?到底是什么？ what the fuck is this?
太?巴扯了 This is bullshit.
你??是不是又在?校?搞了？ Are you two fucking around at school again?
嘿 我?要??些?西??的 Hey, we got to pay for this shit.
-我?需要?果 -不不不 We need results! No, no, no.
看 我?在极力?找 Look, we are looking aggressively
??特?的?身 for this very specific tattoo.
或者???身就是死路一? Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.
什么?七八糟的？??是同?的案子 What the fuck? It's the same case!
做一?的事 Do the same thing.
??格上?不是同?案子 因? Well, it's not exactly the same case, 'cause
我??其中一?昨晚上跟人上床了 one of us got laid last night.
Schmidt?
? Shh.
?把我的小弟弟吵醒了 Don't wake up my dick.
玩?了眼 根本?睡? Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep.
靠 Damn.
我?在?任? We're talking missionary.
?我在上面 她背??我 We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
她很?明 ??系的 She's smart, she's an art major.
她也不是多?明 就他?是???生 She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major.
拜托 Come on.
我?你?鼓? Schmidt I will give you some daps, schmidt.
?我?鼓? 老大 Give me some motherfucking daps, man!
?嘛 ?我?儿 Come on, give me some.
我的人?性??死我了 Jenko: My human sexuality class is blowing my mind.
你知道我高中?候侮辱?基佬么？ Did you know I used gay slurs in high school?
是的 直接?我?的 Yes, directed at me.
伙? 我很抱歉??自?自? Dude, I am so sorry for being a homophone.
我?要??今天 你?Dickson?嘛?么奇怪?？ Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with dickson?
是?? 我?得那??身不是什么重? Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means.
据我?所知 很多人都有那?的?身 I mean, for all we know, a lot of people could have that tattoo.
???身 ??荒?的特?的?身？ This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo?
?我???是?有??的?身 Name one other person who has this.
首先 Zook就有 For starters, zook has it.
Zook 有那??身？ Zook has the tattoo?
我?得?什么大不了的 I think it's not problem
我靠 我?找???身 找了好几天了 What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days!
你明白??意味?zook就是?家?? Do you understand this means zook is the dealer?
我很希望你??能相?的好 I really want you guys to hang out.
我是想好好相? 可他完全??我 We have hung out. He's completely ignored me.
很抱歉 不?我?一定要?查你的新基友 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff.
我?要部署?像? We're gonna put cameras everywhere,
我?要?控他在干些什么 and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing.
我?不能?便就走?zeta的房子 We can't just walk into zeta house
然后安?一大堆?像? 好?？ and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay?
那到?是他?的人 There's dudes there everywhere.
行了 你的?划太? 很抱歉 All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry.
我的?划太? 有意思 -... 好 My plan is stupid? That's interesting. What... okay.
好像??就行了 I'm, like, basically done
?早到晚一直就?么看? fucking watching your shit all the fucking time.
好 ? 我是愚蠢的那? 是我 Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah.
伙? ??的不同 在一起一定很? Man, it must be hard being so different.
我??完全一? 使得做什么事都很容易 We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier.
伙?? 能不能?我?一些空? Guys, can you just give us some space?
我?需要解?一些?? We're really trying to figure something out,
我?需要集中 好? and we need to focus, okay?
你集中不?有??的 伙? You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man.
是啊 伙? ?些零食里加了whyphy Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad whyphy in them.
我??整?宿舍都?了 Kenny: We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
我吃了??的六? I've eaten six of these.
那你回你?很?注 - 很?注 Kenny: Then you're gonna be real focused. Keith: Be real focused.
四小?里你??游仙境 In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.
你??事的 伙? You're fine. You're gonna be all right, man.
???你的whyphy? Who sold you whyphy?
?人??我? Nobody sold it to us.
Cynthia?我?的 作?交? Yeah, man, Cynthia gave us a butt load,and in exchange,
我??她?了???文 we wrote her logic paper for her.
行了 行了 我?等?? All right. All right, man, we'll see you guys later.
享用食物吧 Enjoy the food.
也??是好事 Maybe this is a good thing. (Door closes)
我?利用???注想?法?入zook的房子 let's use that focus to figure out a way to get into zook's house.
你有感?了? - ?有 你呢？ You feel anything? No. Do you feel anything?
?有 我有很?的耐?性 No, but I have a super high tolerance for...
我?在很?注 I'm so focused.
我也很?注 I'm so focused, too.
你?必要?在我上面 You don't have to be on top of me.
很有必要 Yes, I do.
?什么 - ?? Why? Camouflage.
走 Go.
我?走 Let's go.
??不行 Male student: No fucking way.
所以 Dane不行 - ? Okay, so no? Dane? All right.
踢出 好了 Out, all right.
靶心 Bull's-eye. Bingo.
?盔看起?很差? That helmet looks kind of lame.
你知道什么不差??？ You know what's not lame?
安全 Safety.
你干?？ What are you doing?
切玻璃 I'm cutting glass.
那是激光? It's a laser pointer.
不能切玻璃 - 什么？ It can't cut glass. What?
一?也不好玩 That's no fun at all.
我很?注 - ?干吧 I'm so focused. Let's do this.
再?我一? - 我?有?像?了 Give me another. I don't have any more cameras.
你不用??么多的洞 好? You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
耶 ??很完美 你可以放?里 Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one.
我?有?像?了 我都?你?五次了 I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
好了 ?是最后的工作 All right. Okay. That's the last of 'em.
是?候??zook就是?家了 Time to prove that zook's the dealer.
或者不是?家 Jenko: Or not the dealer.
下一?是Brad mcquaid Next up is Brad mcquaid.
通?？好 (All agreeing) Right? Yes.
很明? ?家伙... Obviously, right? I mean, the guy's...
老?? ?家伙一直?造?? 伙?? The guy's all-time. You guys, let's be honest.
例如 他可以用眼睛?啤酒? I mean, like, he was opening up beer cans with his eyeballs.
他?挺不?的吧 That's so sweet of them.
那Brad就加入了 So Brad... Brad's in.
那Doug Mcquaid呢 -不行 MUh, Doug mcquaid. No!
他是?大蠢蛋 He's a bag of dicks!
他是Brad的兄弟 He's Brad's brother.
他就像他哥的跟屁虫 He follows him around everywhere,
我?要是只要Brad 不要Doug的? so I doubt we get Brad without Doug.
不是??的 我是有正式女朋友 That's not true. I have a serious girlfriend.
伙? 我?得?家伙很糟糕 -?什么??? I got a bad feeling about this guy, dude.- Why? Why?
我和他打?几次交道 I was talking to him for a second.
他是?大嘴巴 He's got a big mouth,okay?
我?得他?把我?的事?出去 I feel like he could fuck this whole thing up for us.
你看 你把?事搞砸了 你的?太多 See, you're fucking this up. You talk way too much.
那家伙??意 你看他 挺好的 That guy is harmless, dude. Look at him, he's nice.
他看起?就像?30?的中?生 Rooster: He looks like a 30-year-old eighth grader.
他不?有??的 Zook: He's gonna be fine.
我就?? 他挺?人?的 I'm just saying, the kid sucks.
那?Brad Brad可以成我?的人 and Brad. Brad could be, like, our guy.
他可以成?我?的一?一? He could, like, be a part of our thing.
我?一?？ "Our thing"?
? 我在听他?怎么夸我 Shh. I'm trying to hear them be nice about me.
完全是扯淡 ?鬼 This is fucking bullshit. Shit!
糟糕 Shit.
有人在上面?？ Is somebody up there?
完了 我?快走 Shit. We got to get out of here.
你?好?了? Did you lock the door?
?好了 我?查了?遍 I did, man. I checked twice.
快走 Go, go!
?死的 Shit.
我感?很?? I thank this is awesome
你只是很?? 因?我??上要?生幻?了 No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls.
不是的 我??是因?很危? No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous.
我??事了 你看 我?成功了 No, we're fine. Look, we made it.
我?成功了 一切?利 We made it. It's all good.
噢 ?的 Schmidt: Oh, shit!
救命啊 救命啊 Help! Help!
?生了什么 What's happening!
什么情?？ Jenko: What the fuck?
我?法呼吸了 Jenko: (Panting) I can't breathe.
他?抓到了我? They made us!
他???了我?的 They're gonna kill us!
Jenko!
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
我????生幻?了 I think we're tripping!
哦 ?槽 我?生的幻?太可怕了 Oh, fuck! I'm having a bad trip! We're having a bad trip!
我?得我??好啊 I think we are tripping, but...
天啊 ?不挺好的? God, isn't this great?
我?比你那?恐怖多了 My side's so much scarier than yours.
哦 我去 你那?太糟糕了 Oh, shit, your trip sucks.
你??到??? ??更好 You should come over here. It's way better.
好的 Okay.
?儿好像有?奇怪的隔离屏障 It's some kind of weird split screen!
你好 橄?球 Hello, football.
Jenko!
我?于有?博基尼了 I finally got my lambo!
嘿 Schmidt 你看 Hey, schmidt, look!
快看啊 Look! Look! (Laughing)
我的腿好累啊 My legs are tired.
救命啊 不要再放音?了 Help! No more music!
你?永?一?人 You'll always be alone.
嘿 Jenko - 怎么了 Hey, jenko. What?
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
我去上面看看 好? I'm just gonna go up for a little while, okay?
?走 呆在?儿 Stay, stay here.
我不想呆在?儿 我?起?了 太??了 No, I don't want to stay here. I'm flying. This is amazing.
不 老天 不要走 No. God. Don't go!
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
不要啊 No!
不要走 - 不行 住手 Stay here! No, no, stop it.
你把我拽下?了 你?什么要拽我下? You're dragging me down! Why would you drag me down?
快回? -我?起?了 Please stay! I'm flying.
?走啊 Stay!
醒醒 快??里出? - 完了 Wake up! Get out of the car! Shit.
快?下? 趴在地上 Get out of the car! Get on the ground!
?我跪下 On your fucking knees!
快?我跪下 Get on your knees!
你?已?知道了 是不是？ -知道什么？ You already know, don't you? What?
你?有什么?要?的 Do you have anything to say?
???了我? Please don't kill us.
如果你?什么?要? If you don't have anything to fucking say,
那就把你的嘴?? open your fucking mouth.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
?是伏特加? Is that vodka?
?迎?到 zeta 伙? Welcome to zeta, pledges! (Laughing)
太棒了 哥? Yeah, buddy!
伙? 今晚 我?要挑??者 淘汰弱者 Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.
如果你?今晚?能挺?去 If you don't make it through tonight,
你?全都?玩完 you're dead to all of us.
Rooster
?燃火炬 light the torch!
?了zeta For zeta!
快喝 他?的混蛋 快喝 他?的混蛋 All: (Chanting) Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
快喝 他?的混蛋 快喝 他?的混蛋 Drink, motherfucker! Drink, motherfucker!
听? 不管今晚?生什么 你都要?持下去 好? Look, whatever happens tonight, you have to keep up, okay?
我快要吐了 I'm gonna throw up.
我知道 ?嘴 ??喝 I know. Shut up. Go.
准?好了? ?始 Zook: Ready? Go!
我??始 Here we go, here we go.
1 2 3 4 5 One, two, three, four, five...
我不行了 我真的受不了了 I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
20秒就是?? Twenty's the record!
33 34 Thirty-three, 34... (Groaning)
67...
你可以的 你能做到 You can do this, you can do this.
我不行了 ?太?心了 I can't. This is disgusting.
你必?行 - 我再也受不了了 No, you got to. I can't do this anymore!
?在 ?到我最喜?的?目了 And now, for my favorite event. (Squealing)
靠 我不干了 Fuck this. I'm not doing this.
我不干了 -不要走 I'm not doing it. What are... no!
我不干了 ?不行? I'm not doing this, okay? All right?
嘿 Hey!
Schmidt 你搞什么？ Schmidt! What the fuck, man?
你怎么回事 你不是?你想一起的? What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together.
我?必??么做才能?得他?的信任 This is what we have to do to win their trust.
?很好玩 就只是喝酒玩游? This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games.
很好玩 It's fun.
你?得好玩 我不?得 It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.
我不知道 也?我???... I don't know. Maybe we should just...
也?我???去?查?人 Maybe we should just investigate different people.
你真?么?得? Did you really just say that?
你真的?么? 你想去?查?人 Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people?
?就是你想要的？ That's what you want?
我不知道 也?吧 I don't know, maybe.
也?我???... ??分?行? Maybe we should just... We should just branch out.
? 我??撒网 Okay, just sow our oats a little.
分散警察的种子 Sow our cop oats.
你看 Zook?我很信任 Look, I have an in with zook.
我?之?有种?西 感?很不? We have a thing and it's good, and...
我也不知道 或?我??和他更?近? I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him.
你??去做你的事 And you should do your thing
??追?你的?索 with your connections and channels
Cynthia的室友 with Cynthia's roommate.
看她是否知道???的她毒品 You should see if she knows who sold her drugs.
我只是 ... 我只是不... I just... I just don't...
我不喜?我?分?行? I don't like the idea of us doing stuff separately.
不是的 我??是???查 No, look, we can still investigate
一起?查 together.
你懂的 只是一起的? 要公??查 It's just, you know, now it'll be an open thing.
你想公??查？ You want an open investigation?
我不知道 ?是不是我想要的 I don't know if that's what I want.
我只是?得 ?在是?候去??了 All right? I just think it's healthy right now for us to try it.
好的 Okay.
是? -?然 Yeah? Sure.
好的 那我等?去找你 Okay, so I guess I'll just catch you later, then.
你?好? You okay?
不 你?在不能抱我 No, you can't hug me right now.
那你需要?坐?或其他什么? Do you need money for a cab or anything?
不用 我不需要?坐? No, I don't need money for a cab.
好吧 Okay.
我都不知道我他?的?是在哪 I don't know where the fuck I am right now.
嘿 Lauren Hey, Lauren.
我只想一整天躺在床上看老友? I just want to get in bed and watch friends all day.
?我?听听 ?你?州立大?statesmen?的?呼? Announcer: Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state statesmen!
他?上?了 Bob: And the statesmen take the field
他?是大?橄?球公??中的常胜?? for the opening game against the university of college generals.
准?好 Man: Ready?
今天有?惊喜 Jim: And a surprise start today
大一的????Brad Mcquaid for walk-on freshman Brad mcquaid.
看起?是?很老?的大一新生 Bob: Looks pretty old to be a freshman.
荷?蒙在爆? Bob It's the hormones in the milk, Bob.
准?好了? ?始 Ready? Set, hut!
Haythe把球扔了回? Bob: Haythe drops back.
??了Mcquaid And connects with mcquaid!
???胜出 就?得到我的最佳?? Who beats safety will glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe
我勒?擦 他太棒了 Holy shit, he's good.
你??人告?Mcquaid ?他很?害吧 None of you tell mcquaid that he's good, all right?
要是你??了 他有可能就?离?去打????了 If you do, he'll leave this shitty program.
????的流逝 我?只剩下一球了 Bob: And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
又一?Haythe和Mcquaid之?的精彩配合 Another perfect hookup between haythe and mcquaid.
就?他?球??那?的??也忍不住尖叫 Jim: Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync.
就像他???人在用同一?大? It's like these two share a single brain, Bob.
?得? 他??一人用一半 That's right, Jim. They both have one half a brain.
球迷?又?向球?了 And the crowd rushes the field
想把?柱?拆了 to try and knock down a goalpost.
?是拆不掉的 It's not coming down!
祝你?好? 朋友? Bob: (Chuckling) Good luck, guys.
看?美?城大?有了新的主力?? Jim: Looks like mc state's got a new power couple.
Zook?有mcquaid Zook and mcquaid!
我要???去 伙? I got to get around you, man.
我跳不了 我的?踝扭?了 I can't jump up. I got a broken ankle.
耶 Yeah!
太爽了 Both: Fuck yes!
耶 再?一次 Yeah! One more!
?死 (Cell phone buzzing) Shit.
?呀 (Sighs) Who is that?
?什么 准?好了? Nothing. All right, ready?
?? Zook: Come on!
集中注意力 Focus!
加油 Come on! Do it!
去你的 阿?·施瓦辛格 Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
我的卡住了 去你?的 I'm so jammed! Fuck you!
?上有?子 ??? (Knocking on door) There's a sock on the door! Don't come in!
太??了 Fuck yeah
我在和真人妹子做活塞?? I'm having sex with a human woman.
我的天啊 靠 My God! Fuck!
嘿 看看你 Hey! Look at you!
你???做什么？ What are you guys doing here?
什么 你在?玩笑? 本周是家?周 What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend.
我去 (Whispers) Fuck.
太好了 你在??啦 Wonderful. You're dating someone.
?? ?? 听? 我?是?底 Thanks, mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay?
?? -不客气 Thank you. No problem.
Doug!
Maya!
嘿 -嗨 Hey. Hi.
?是我父母 These are my parents.
就是??女孩? So this is the girl?
你好 我是Annie 我是你未?婆婆 Hi. I'm Annie. I'm your new mother-in-law. (Laughs)
很高??到你 -真不??? Nice to meet you. Worst thing to say.
你好 -嘿 我是David Hi. Hey. David.
我老爸 -?到你很高? My dad. Nice to meet you.
太好了 我父母也在?儿 Well, my parents are here, too.
Maya 快? Dickson: Maya, hurry up!
你??找了?位子她想 Your mama done found a table she want.
你怎么???家伙？ How do you know this person?
爸爸 他是Doug 我在和他交往 Dad, this is Doug, a guy that I'm dating.
什么情?？ -我... The fuck? I...
你的功?怎么? Doug? DougHow's your classes going, Doug?
你 ...我?只是在?附近... You... we were just in the neighborhood, and...
我有?主意 ?什么我?不坐在一起 I have an idea. Why don't we all sit together?
一定很有意思 Would that be fun?
好的 ?? Yes, thank you.
嗯 So...
你?得天气如何? Do you like weather?
你?????? You two know each other?
不?? No.
?太?狂了 ?一切 This is crazy, all these, uh,
?生和家? students and parents.
?在的?人 Potential witnesses.
你??是怎么??的 How did you two meet?
我喜?听?情邂逅的故事 Oh, I love meet-cute stories.
我?在?歌?上??的 We met at a poetry slam,
然后他跟?我到宿舍 and then he stalked me back to my dorm room.
你跟?她 - 哦 真浪漫 Stalked her? Oh, that's so beautiful.
然后?生了什么 Then what happened?
然后我?一起玩 ?看了部?影 And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
事?上 我?看了好几遍 Actually, we watched it a couple times.
?太扯淡了 This is bullshit!
?死的 服?生 This fucking... waiter!
?道就不能?黑人倒?水喝? What can a black man do to get some water around here?
快??家伙倒水 Give the fucking guy some water!
他是黑人 他已??可怜的了 He's black! He's been through a lot!
看在女儿的面子上 你不要再?了 For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together.
我要先去吃?可?? 不然我???的 I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
我?上回? I'll be right back.
嗯 你?是哪里人 So, where are you from originally?
我?自康普? I'm straight outta Compton,
不?我丈夫是北岭 but my husband's from northridge.
快? 伙? ?我?? Come on, man, hook me up.
你在干嘛 就??么一?? What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here?
快? 再?我?? 就?几根豆角? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans?
把他?的豆角?我 Give me the goddamn string beans.
我?要芥末蛋 I want some fucking deviled eggs.
我喜?水果 你不喜?水果? I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?
我喜? I like fruit.
?是?排? ?我?蛋 But this pork shit? Got to go!
他把气都?泄到自助餐台上去了 He's really taking it out on the omelet bar.
?真?心 Shit was nasty!
他工作?力太大了 He's under a lot of pressure at work.
怎么了 Playa 想去看?影? What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies?
我要打?你的腿 打?你的狗腿 I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs!
看什么 What?
你怎么? 美?的植物先生 ?我???里 How you doing, Mr. nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there.
嘿 你?要啤酒? 我再去拿一瓶 Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer.
嗯 好的 我?要一瓶 Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
嘿 哥? 听? Hey, look, man,
你什么?都可以跟我? you know you can always tell me something
如果你想一吐?快的? if you want to get it off your chest.
我??都可以?听 You know I'm always here for you, right?
你想?什么 What are you trying to say?
? ?什么 No, nothing.
好吧 就是那些 All right, with everything that happened
与Cynthia和Whyphy有?的事 with Cynthia and whyphy,
我只是不想你?了自己 I just don't want you to screw up.
你以?我不知道自己在做什么? You don't think I know what I'm doing?
什么 -我很清楚自己在做什么 What? I know exactly what I'm doing here.
我想?你?件事 I'm gonna tell you something, all right?
我能信任你?？ -好的 ??? Can I trust you? Yeah, of course.
我有?朋友在UMC I have a friend who knows a guy at umc.
他是??察? He's a scout. It's d-I.
他?的四分?打得不?好 Their qb, he's not playing well.
他??此很不高??? They're not happy with the situation.
他?想?我???子 They want me to make a tape.
我想?你和我一起 And I want you to be on it with me.
?其他的了 (Stammering) Nothing else?
他?去年?了五?人 They had five guys in the draft last year.
Brad ?有可能是我?的机? I mean, Brad, this could be our shot.
我?就像是?金搭? 哥? We're like the dynamic duo, bro.
就像蝙蝠?和?? We're like Batman and Robin.
不?我??都是蝙蝠? But we're both Batman.
你以后打算?什么 像股票??人？ What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker?
?是警察 Or a cop?
哥? 你的?展前途 就像 Dude, your ceiling is, like,
?么高 so high.
但你?可以 You can just bust right...
不?的突破 突破 Just break right through it. Right through it.
再突破 再突破 Right through it. Right through it.
你真的?得我行? You really think I could make it at umc?
哥? 你??入名人堂的 Dude, you could make it into the hall of fame.
不 伙? 拜托 那是你 No, dude, come on, that's you.
你?成?橄?球的?史人物 You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history.
哥? 你也?成?橄?球的?史人物 Dude, you could make it into the anals of football history, too.
我???超越前人 We're gonna have to tear those anals up.
? -我??取得成就的 All right. We're gonna fucking tear it up.
我是? 就去?一卷?子? I mean, it's just a tape, right?
我特???我爸 I fucking hate my dad so much.
你知道? Do you have any idea
?就像是有?人 what it's like to have a guy like that
一直在告?你你??做什么 telling you what to do all the time? (Cell phone chiming)
我可以想象得到 I can only imagine.
我就是不明白他?你有什么不?的 I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically.
我不 上帝啊 我真搞不懂 (Sighs) I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me.
我是? 你是?完美的人 I mean, you are a perfectly good guy.
你既??又善良 You're very honest and nice.
?什么我爸?有你的手机? Why does my dad have your phone number?
我不知道 可能是查?校通??或其他 I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something.
我??做?事吧 Let's do something...
做?事可以分散我?的注意力 Let's do something that would distract us.
??我?就可以不用去想他了 So we don't have to think about him anymore.
等等 All right. Um... (Clears throat)
Maya
我?只??? 可以? Is it okay if we just talk?
?然可以 Okay.
那就聊天吧 Let's talk.
不?吧 -是的 No way. Yeah.
我原本是?小?? 不?后? 有??了 I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late.
你和你哥哥的?系挺好的 You're really close with your brother, then.
看起?是的 - ?啊 It seems like. Yeah.
嗯 你知道... Yeah, you know...
伙? 你真是?天才 You're a fucking genius, dude.
你确定??不?太?了 -不?的 Are you sure it's not too much, though? No!
耶 - 去他的 Yeah! Fuck, yeah!
好了 好了 All right? All right?
一整晚 兄弟 拜托 一整晚 - 是 我知道 All night, bro. Come on. All night. Yeah, I know.
?是值得的 哥? It's gonna be so worth it, dude.
肯定是值得的 我保? It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right?
兄弟 你知道??需要什么? Dude, you know what this needs?
一?星形效果 Both: Another star wipe.
?把星 ?我喝酒 Jinx. Buy me a beer. (Chuckling)
?得好 Nice twist.
什么？ On what?
我真不敢相信 我??了一整夜 Maya: I can't believe we've been talking all night.
哦天啊都8?了 事?上我?有? Oh, my God, it's 8:00. I have class, actually.
好的 我 Okay. I...
嗯 你需要什么自己拿 Yeah, you can help yourself to whatever you need, and...
好的 All right.
嗯 我很抱歉 ??Yeah, I'm so sorry, this... (Chuckles)
待?? I'll see you.
待?再?吧 I'll see you later.
好的 -最?心的一晚 Okay. Best night ever.
好的 再? Okay. Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
你在?多久了？ How long have you been there?
你能想到有多久 就有多久 Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now.
?不是??你的 This stuff wasn't meant for you.
主要是?私?? It was meant to be private.
是不是我??坐在?儿 So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like
假?什么都?听到 I hear every one of your problems?
你有99??? 但重回年?是不可能的了 You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one.
你只是嫉妒我和Maya的?密?系 You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection.
我和我的祖父母?系也很?密 I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
你比Cynthia?要糟糕 You're more messed up than Cynthia was,
他每周到要找校精神??三次 and she went to the school shrink three times a week.
?什么 -我不知道 Why? I don't know.
不?他?她很多?丸 But he gave her a ton of pills and shit.
或?他可以把你的??老?治好 Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 -你?到了 Hey. You're late.
不是的 其?我在忙??查 No, actually, I was busy with the investigation.
?里是Cynthia理??的?公室 ?才是我?要?查 This is Cynthia's therapist's office. This is our investigation.
好的 (Whispering) All right.
你看?? Watch the door.
哦 ?就是我能做的 就只是看? Oh, is that all I'm good for? Just watching a fucking door?
找到了 Got it.
病人是?物引起的狂想症 "Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia.
??她有生命危? "Believes her life is in danger."
? ??了 Uh, door, door.
嘿 Hey.
?人和我? 九?有?? I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session.
嗯 ? 我??了九?的?? Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us.
我?基本恢复了 And we're cured.
非常感?你 你真是?了不起的?生 Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor.
拜托 你?以?你?是第一? Please. You think you're the first partners
?和我交? 就想逃走的基友? only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me?
你怎么知道我?是基友的 How the fuck did you know we were partners?
他不知道我?是基友 He doesn't know we're partners.
我怀疑你?是基友 (Whispering) I suspect you're partners.
一段?系是需要不?地?? A relationship is something that requires constant work.
我?得??我?在高中就??了 Which is what I thought we learned in high school.
所以你在高中是?好?生了 So you are high school sweethearts.
我早就??了 I picked up on that early.
????述吧 Please, continue the dialogue.
?生 Doc.
我只是?得有?候 I just feel like sometimes
他甚至不想??交流了 he's not even trying anymore.
就像 ?段感情不值得拯救 Like this isn't even worth saving.
哦 好 我只是有??得 Jenko: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like
我?????一? that we should be more like the yangs.
也?我????你的漂亮的Zook Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful zook.
去你?的 -去你丫的 Oh, go fuck yourself! You go fuck yourself.
好了 -你太自私了 Okay. You're so selfish.
好了 ??了吧 -哦 天啊 All right. That's a lot of fucking. Oh, my God.
有?我??病人?做一些身体上的接触 sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact.
?什么你?不??手呢 Why don't you hold hands?
好的 -我不干 Okay. I'm not doing that.
嗯 -你看到了吧 Hmm? Do you see?
把手伸出? Reach out your hand.
我... I'm...
他已?把手伸出?了 He's literally reaching out for you.
他不?和我?手的 He won't hold my hand.
我不要?手 Jenko: I'm not doing it.
我需要你?么做 I kind of need you to do it.
他不?和我?手的 -哦 你 He won't hold my hand. Oh, you...
你要十指相扣 You got to interlock it, though.
如果你?有十指相扣 就不算?手 If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding.
好吧 Fine.
我??是做朋友吧 We might as well just be friends
不要?基友了 and not partners.
很好 是吧 Nice, right?
好的 你看到了? ?段?系很牢固 Okay, you see this? This is strong.
但我想要的是?? What I want to be able to have is this.
是?? Is this...
我想要的是?? 即使不?手 I want to be able to have that, that same thing, in, like
也能心有?犀 without actually having to do it.
你的基友?你?堪? Are you embarrassed of your partner?
?有 ?然?有 好? No, not at all. Okay?
你???何要?合起??付我 And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me?
???付他 真的 Gang up on him. Okay, seriously.
好的 -他很粘人 Okay, okay. He's clingy.
他害怕做他自己 He literally is terrified of being by himself.
听? 我知道Zook是你的兄弟 Look, I know zook's your buddy
你不想?他服罪?法 and you don't want him to be guilty,
但他就是我?要找的人 but he's our guy.
不是 他其?不是我?要找的人 我知道 No, he's actually not our guy. I would know.
知道? 我?有?候抓住一件事情不放 Now, you know, we sometimes cling to things
因?很熟悉 很舒服 because they're familiar and comfortable.
我把??法?叫做先入?主 I teach about a principle called embedding.
看清事?吧事?上 Look at the facts. Matter of fact,
Zook有?身 他也??Cynthia Zook has the tattoo. He knew Cynthia.
我知道他第一次?你 I know the first time he met you,
你把他的三明治撞掉 落在他的?上 you dropped a fucking sandwich on his foot
他??你笑 and he smiled at you,
你完全被蒙蔽了眼睛 but you are completely blind to the fact...
你???什么先入?主 -先入?主 What'd you say embedding was? Embedding?
哦 先入?主就是我??向于去注意 Oh, embedding is our tendency to latch on to
我?第一次?得的信息 the first bit of information that we're offered
忽? 甚至是?? 自相矛盾的信息 and overlooking, or even ignoring, contradictory information.
?是?很棒的法? It's a fascinating principle...
?嘴我在思考 Shut up. I'm thinking.
我?有?有可能也是那? You think it's possible that
我?先入?主 we embedded?
什么？是我?喝醉?是其他什么的 What, like when we were drunk or something
我?太主?了 -好了 我要推荐.... We embedded each other? Okay. I'm gonna recommend...
好了 你可以出去了 Okay, you can leave the room.
快??出去 Just get the fuck out.
快?出去 你听到他?的? Get the fuck out. You heard him.
治?方向不?吧 This took a turn.
1 2 One, two...
好的 真有效果 Okay. Yep. Good session. (Door closes)
我?第一次看到 The first time we saw the photo
Cynthia?whyphy的照片? of Cynthia buying whyphy,
Dickson? ?家伙是毒?子 dickson said, "this guy's the dealer."
我?所想所做的一切都是根据他?句? Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact,
但是如果Dickson搞?了呢？ but what if dickson was wrong?
我?忽略了其他所有?索 And we've ignored all the other clues.
那如果Cynthia不是?家呢 Schmidt: What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?
如果Cynthia才是毒?子呢 What if Cynthia was the dealer?
?? 我?有一件非常非常重要的事要告?你 Captain, we have something really, really important to tell you about.
??? Captain?
你在穿?夫拉（防?衣）?？ Are you wearing kevlar?
?在 先生? 我?不能坐在? ?假? Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend
什么事情都??生? there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
到底是怎么回事？ What the fuck is going on?
就是?么回事 This is what the fuck is going on.
?槽 ?槽 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
?槽 不是吧 Oh, shit! No!
?不可能是真的 That is not happening right now! No!
嘿 伙?? 他上了老大的女儿 Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo!
他每?一次?破事... Every time he say that shit...
...你??里第三?腿就要注意了 ...that's another foot in your ass.
Schmidt 你真是... ?是?生?的最好的事了 Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever!
Schmidt上了老大的女儿 Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
Schmidt上了老大的女儿 (Singsong) Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
Schmidt上了老大的女儿 Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter!
操 日 Shit! Fuck!
你上了Dickson??的女儿 You fucked captain dickson's daughter?
老大 ?他?的 Captain, what the...
你?直是?了他一?耳光 You bragged to him to his face.
直接打他?上 老大 To his actual face. Captain...
你明白? 就??? 好一?耳光啊 Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face?
你??他上你女儿而跟他?掌?祝 You actually high-fived schmidt for fucking your daughter.
我了?大操 Holy shit!
我的天啊 ?真是 Oh, my God! This is...
?其?也?有那么好笑 It's really not that funny.
我只是想? Schmidt: I just want to say that
我只是?得你??你女儿 it was bizarre not to share the fact
在美?城大?太奇怪了 that your daughter went to mc state.
我也?得奇怪 I think it's bizarre
我到?在???了你 that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off.
要不?老大揍你?一次 What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time,
特?特?狠的那种 really, really, really hard?
不 Nah.
我有更好的?法 I got something way better than that.
你??Cynthia是?家? You think Cynthia was the dealer?
如果???家死了 我?去深入?查？ How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead?
我?一定要阻止他????毒 We have to stop treating this
就像?是上次一? like it's exactly the same as last time.
我??有更大的麻? ?算里?多少?了 And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget.
啥?我以?我?有?特-布?切特?助的 What? I thought we had Cate blanchett.
?特-布?切特？ Cate blanchett?
我以??算里有?特-布?切特?助 Yeah, I thought we had Cate blanchett with the budget.
你是?空白支票 You mean "carte blanche."
就是?? That one.
?迎回? 蠢?兄弟 Welcome back, dum-dum.
我?以前确?有空白支票 ?在?了 We did have carte blanche. Not no more.
你?始?的那??家伙 You got that expensive chase in the beginning,
昂?的?? ???公室 that expensive equipment, this fucking office...
看起?像是???才?用的 太?了 This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive!
我??了??800美元的鞋 你他?都看不到啊 I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers.
所以你???在是在十字路口 So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs.
我警告你? I'm warning you,
找到供?人 find the supplier,
但是?花??上一毛? but don't cost the department no more money.
听? Zook那件事我向你道歉 Look, I apologize about the zook thing.
你?的? 他不是?家 You were right, he's not the dealer.
好 很好 你道歉了 Okay, great. You apologized.
有什么用啊 伙? What's that worth, man?
?在我?什么?索也?有 我??怎么? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now?
做警察?做的 Police work.
操 Fuck.
?把死人的假老二往老子身上扔 Don't throw a fucking dead person's dildo at me.
我?是在工作 好? We're at work right now, okay?
?在?生已?不看?了 不是? Jenko: Kids don't check out books anymore, right?
我??他?都不???了 I don't even think they know how to read.
放?的地方 - Book place.
??? Library.
供?人把毒品 The supplier is putting drugs
藏在???的?里 inside the books in the library,
?然?人?去??? where literally no one goes anymore, man.
然后?家再拿走那本? And the dealers check out the books.
我??上就要抓住供?人了 We're going to catch the supplier. (Cell phone vibrating)
你有?得?有多酷... -等一下 Do you realize how cool... Wait, one sec, one sec.
怎么了 伙? What's up, dude?
嘿 伙? 你在哪? Hey, dude, where are you?
我?在?身 比?就要?始了 We're warming up. The game's about to start.
好吧 伙? 呃 听? 我要... All right, man. Um, look, I'm just gonna...
我?上到 I'm coming.
好的 等?? All right, later.
你要干嘛去 ?扔下我一?人啊 What are you doing? Don't leave me hanging.
我必?得去 要不我就?暴露身份 Dude, I got to go or I'm gonna blow my cover, okay?
你一?人可以的 我??小?以后回? You can do this alone. I'll be back in two hours.
你可以的 You got this.
你?到我了 You scared me.
就是?里了 Man: This is the place.
要是其他人?我??看 他?是如何?作的 You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation,
至少?准? they'd at least be on time.
看看?破地方 Look at this crap. Huh?
我确?很怀念?前... - 靠 - I do miss the days... - Shit.
他在干嘛? - ...那??是正常的毒品 -What's he doing here? - ...When people did normal drugs.
?是什么? 糖豆?? What is this? Jelly beans?
垃圾! Crap!
站好 接住 Set, hut!
Mcquaid???接住了球 Bob: Mcquaid crosses in an end-around.
假?作 他??真是默契搭? It's a trick play! These two are practically interchangeable.
Mcquaid??haythe Mcquaid throws down the field to haythe.
然后他接? 触地得分 And he hangs on for the touchdown!
他?就像在同一豌豆?里 Jim: These two are peas in a pod, Bob,
不?不是小?豆 but instead of little green balls,
他?是人? 是橄?球??? they are human football players.
?美?城大??金二人?再?呼一次吧 Announcer: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your dynamic duo.
我去 我兄弟又需要我去?忙 Oh, shit. My brother needs me again.
听? 你也知道 忠?很酷 Look, you know, loyalty's cool,
我很羡慕?? and I admire it,
我知道他是你的兄弟 and I know he's your brother.
但是你不能?自己被?人控制 But you can't allow yourself to be held down by a guy
就因?他不肯放手 just because he won't let go.
? 呃... Jenko: Yeah. Um...
我去上??所 I gotta take a piss.
那孩子?我???等?太不?貌了 Man: The kid's pretty rude to make us wait like this.
你?嘴 Can you shut it?
90年代的老式毒品怎么了 What's wrong with those classic drugs from the '90s?
海洛因 你知道的 可卡因 Heroin, you know, cocaine...
- 嘿 嘿 - 喔 靠 - Hey, hey. - Whoa. Shit.
- 我到了 你丫高?了? - ? - I'm fucking here. You happy? - Shh!
鬼?愁就在?? 好?? The ghost is right there, okay?
他要在??供?商 He's about to meet up with the supplier.
?去看看 - 你小?? - Hey. Check that out. - Jenko: You shush.
你才是那???的 - 你?音太大 - You're the one fucking talking. - You're being so fucking loud.
你赶??嘴 You shut the fuck up.
??怎么了 - 完了 - What's going on here? - Schmidt: Shit!
你打扰了一??魂的口交 (Stuttering) You're interrupting a really stellar blow job.
?槽 我才?硬起? Oh, fuck, I just came so hard!
怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
?事 有一??袖癖而已 It's okay. It's just a couple of faggots.
你??什么 Hey, yo, what the fuck did you just say?
你??呼我?"同性?"? Did you just call us "faggots"?
是他?你在?他口交 He said you were sucking his dick.
?都2014年了 傻叉 It's 2014, asshole.
你不能用"同性?"??? You can't fucking use "faggot."
基佬可以 男同也行 "Gay" is okay. "Homosexual," maybe.
你要是????人 你也可以叫他"同志" And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a "queer."
要是他?比?有幽默感的? 不?我可?有 If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't.
抱歉 他?修了一?人?性??程 I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class,
他以?他是Harvey Milk(同性?政治家) he thinks he's Harvey milk.
我的老天 你就不能 Oh, my God. Will you please,
哪怕只有一次 ?拆我的台 just for once, just back me up?
你?啥就不能?一次?袋呢？ Why can't you just use your head for once?
你想?我用?? - 行 Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
?在怎?？ 他?的混蛋 Oh, yeah, what's up now, motherfuckers?
??得我?? You remember me?
我是你的美... I'm your best night...
我是你的噩? I'm your worst nightmare.
喔 老兄 我的??力 Oh, man, it's my memory.
最近越?越差了 It's getting worse lately.
你是警察?? Are you the police?
? 我是 你他?的混蛋都被逮捕了 Yeah, that's right. And you motherfuckers are all under arrest.
你的?呢? Where's your gun?
啥? - 你有??? What? Do you have guns?
? No.
我?有 No, I don't.
可是我?有? 'Cause we have guns.
?什么你不把?放下 咱?像???一?打一? Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
因?我?有? Because we have guns.
Schmidt 跑! - 抓住他! Schmidt, run! Get him!
操! Shit! (Guns firing)
?能有多???打中他?! Ghost: How hard can it be? Shoot them!
操 操 操! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
打他?! 打他?! Shoot them! Shoot them!
?? 走?? 比?快 Come on, this way, it's faster.
不 走?? - Schmidt Schmidt No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt!
快? 行?? Hurry up, okay?
Schmidt 你能快??? Schmidt, will you hurry up!
??我大吼大叫 我?分心的! Stop yelling at me! You're distracting me!
Schmidt 快? 我?走! Schmidt, come on! Let's go!
我跳不下去! 我又不是蜘蛛?! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man!
我去弄?? I'm gonna get the car.
?是?梯快多了 Stairs are so much faster.
?就是你弄的?? That's the car you got?
很抱歉不是?博基尼 ?嘴赶?上?吧 I'm sorry it's not a fucking lambo. Shut up and get in.
他??在追我??? Are they even still chasing us?
? 他??在追赶我?! Yes, they're still chasing us!
?什么你要那么做? 我??上就能抓住供?人了 Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier.
出什么毛病了你? What's wrong with you?
你看啊 如果你什么也不? Look, if you don't say something,
人?永?都不?停止他?的歧? people will never stop discriminating.
你能想??法?? Will you please do something
?玩意跑的?么慢 about how slow this thing's going?
我去! - 小心 小心! Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
?就像是一?小?盔? That is just like a little helmet machine.
我?不能再撞坏其他?西了! We can't destroy any more stuff!
我?不能再?霍??上的?了! We can't waste any more of the department's money!
?心那?取款机! Watch out for that cash machine!
走哪?? 走哪?? 走哪?? Which way? Which way? Which way?
哪?都行 只要便宜! Schmidt: Whichever way's cheaper!
右?? 你走了右?? Right? You went right?
你本可以去停??的 You could've gone in a parking lot,
你去了雕塑公?? you went to the sculpture garden?
你知道?得多??? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
我去! Shit!
看起?好像他?是故意去撞的 It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something.
我是? ?然看起?很酷 I mean, it looks cool,
但是 就是 ?太奢侈了 but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.
他?正在撞?一切! Schmidt: They're destroying everything!
老大??了咱?的! Captain's gonna kill us! (Tires screeching)
我??怎么?? What are we gonna do?
好吧 我?去机器人??室里甩掉他? All right, we're gonna lose 'em in the robotics lab.
什么? What?
哦 不 我??了一切! Schmidt: Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything!
?里有很多很?的?西! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!
我去! Oh, shit!
他?要去体育?! They're going into the stadium!
听?Schmidt 我得告?你?事 Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
我得到了??金 I got offered a scholarship
明年在?里??玩橄?球 to play football here next year.
Zook?我可以和他住一??室 你明白的 And zook said I could room with him, you know,
所以我在想 我也?可以??做 so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe.
什么? 你不能又?警察 What? You can't be a cop
?留在?里跟Zook玩橄?球 and stay here and play football with zook.
不 听? 我知道 好?? 只是... No, look, I know, okay? It's just...
我跟Zook不?有矛盾 我?是?似的 There's no friction with me and zook. We're the same.
你想退出么? 想退出你就直? Do you want out? If you want out, just say it.
不是 我不是想退出 好?? No, I don't want out, okay?
只是 ?我在橄?球??上的?候 It's just, when I'm on the football field
我?腰?人 我感?我在? and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly.
好? 我和你在一起 All right? And when I'm with you,
只是?得你在拖累我 it just feels like you hold me down.
我只是希望你能和我一起? I just wish you could fly with me.
Statesmen?了 34比14 Bob: And the statesmen win, 34-14.
粉??都涌到了球?上 (All cheering) Jim: And there go the fans onto the field.
Jenko!
我??草! Jesus Christ!
伙? ??失?了 - 什么? - Dude, the brakes are out. - What?
都快?一?去! Get the fuck out of the way!
你赶?跳下去 你跳啊 跳啊! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
不 No.
操 Fuck!
我?走 老板 我?走 Let's go, boss. We gotta go. (Laughs)
你做到了! 太棒了! 耶! You did it! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
你被逮捕了 先生 You're under arrest, sir.
我是警察 Hey, I'm an officer, all right?
?我走吧 我等?再解? Just take me in. I'll explain later.
不管他的事 他是??生 他什么也?做 No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything.
等等 等等 你干嘛呢 你干嘛呢? Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing?
我 I, um...
我替你做?定了 I decided for you.
??玩橄?球吧 Just stick with football.
我不能?你像他??你的感? I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can.
也?我?只是一次性的搭? Maybe we were only supposed to do this once.
什么? What?
?是我人生中最好的?刻 Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life!
我?走 兄弟! Let's go, man!
Mcquaid! Mcquaid! Mcquaid!
嘿 ?雅·安吉?（?人） Maya: Hey, Maya angelou.
??你?了我 Thanks for lying to me.
?博基尼 ! 酷?了! Both: Lam-bros! Yes!
您今晚?的怎么? 先生? - 很好 ?? How are we doing tonight, sir? Good, thanks.
您是等人?是自己用餐? Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone?
也?有人??便?? 但是我可以... Someone may swing by, but we can...
我可以自己先?餐 We can order without them.
我?确?并逮捕了理??Karl Murphy We have identified and arrested one Dr. Karl Murphy,
我?在他的?公室???了whyphy?留 who was found with whyphy residue throughout his office...
...他与死者有?密切的?系 ...and had a close personal relationship with the deceased.
就像我?最近破?的一起?生在高中的案子 Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
完全一? Exactly the same.
?案子?了 The case is closed.
我? 你那?完了之后下一步打算怎么?? You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
你不能扔石? You're not supposed to throw rocks.
什么? What?
你不能扔石? You're not supposed to throw rocks.
# 我一?也不想你# (Groans) # I ain't missing you at all #
# 自?你离?以后# # since you've been gone away #
一人份的?? the lobster for one person.
一人份的就行 Enough for one person only.
# 不管我的朋友??什么# # No matter what my friends say #
我注意到??whyphy案子中的一些?? I found something in this whyphy case that caught my attention.
?出我的?公室 Get the fuck out of my office.
?官 你不... - 我?抓住了嫌疑人 - Sir, you don't... - We caught the guy.
你今天除了??身体什么也不打算做?? Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today?
比如什么? Like what?
?吧 伙? 他?只是??而已 伙? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude.
?吧 ?害怕 Come on. No, don't be afraid.
它?抓你的?的 它?抓你的?的 It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
我?以后的生活就?像?? 兄弟 It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives.
# 今晚穿??漫?的距离# #down this long distance line tonight #
# 我一?也不想你# # I ain't missing you at all #
# 自?你离?以后# # since you've been gone away #
# 我?有想念你# #I ain't missing you
# 不管我的朋友怎么?# # no matter what my friends say #
# ?有想念你# #ain't missing you #
- 嗨 - 嗨 - hey. - Hey.
你??做什么？ What are you doing here?
??看看你?的怎么? Just came to see how you are.
我很他?好 I'm doing fucking great.
比?前任何?候都?心 I'm the happiest I've ever been,
我一?人也很好 so I'm just having a great time with myself.
你若安好 便是晴天 I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself.
我?在是??立?人了 像碧昂斯那? I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce.
我以前的命?像普通孩子?一? ?在我只是 I used to have the other destiny's children, but now I'm just, uh,
一?孤?的超?巨星而已 a lone superstar.
替你?心 Happy for you.
只是一??有?想和甜美歌?的白皙的公主而已 Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice.
太好了 That's great.
你呢? How are you?
我很好 I'm pretty great.
我?的很消沉...你知道Zook是?多么消沉的人 I just chill and... You know how chill zook is.
Zook是那么的消沉 Zook's such a chill guy.
像?冰一? Just like ice.
??我替你感到?心 That makes me so happy for you.
所以 听? 我只是想? So, look, I just wanted to say that, like,
我在想??案子 I was thinking about the case,
我只是?心他?抓?人了 and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.
我也??他不是嫌疑人 I don't think he's the guy, either.
是?? Yeah?
我查了鬼?愁的?料 I looked into the ghost's background,
我看到他?一?美?城大?的在校生交?? and I saw that he pays tuition for a student at mc state.
你??鬼?愁?是供?人的父?? You think the ghost could be the supplier's dad?
有可能 Maybe.
?是一?很好的情? Okay, that's a pretty good piece of information.
?? Thank you.
我听?whyphy又卷土重?了 Well, I heard whyphy's coming back in a big way.
有人大批量??那玩意 Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff
到墨西哥港 ?了春假的供? down to puerto, Mexico, for spring break.
如果?真的?生了 那么whyphy?像病毒一? And if that happens, whyphy is going viral.
在全?的每一所?校蔓延?? It's gonna be at every college in the country.
我?得?是我的情?更有力一些 I think my information was stronger.
听? 如果你... 你想要 Look, if you... If you want to,
我?可以一起去 we could go down there.
像搭?一?? Like together?
我?不一定非得叫搭? We don't have to put a label on it.
就像 一次性的 ??的 Just, like, one-time. One-time thing.
彼此?有?重的承?和?力 No big commitment or stress to each other.
一次性的 ??的 Just, like, one-time. One-time thing.
那你的?校 橄?球 和美好的新生活怎么?? What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
我有?? I have time off.
我?在放春假了 I'm on spring break.
?酸爽 Cool tingling.
?能放下???? Got room for one of these babies.
手榴? 你干嘛要放在那里? A grenade. Why you gonna put it there?
太不?生了 That's just unsanitary.
感?爽 Feels right.
你漏了一?地方 Missed a spot.
你知道?次只是一次性??？ You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
我知道 I know.
所以你不??得?很奇怪? So you're not gonna be weird about this?
好吧 Okay.
很好 Both: Perfect.
春假 干他娘的 Spring break, motherfucker.
你?看到是我先出?的? - 借?一下 - Did you not see that I was going first? - Excuse you.
借?一下 - 你想先走? - Excuse you. - You want to go first?
春假他?的?了 Emcee: Spring break, motherfuckers!
#I be divin' in the crowd#
# shake my dreads, actin' wild#
#can't do lean, too blowed out#
#too turnt up, I can't turn down#
#can't turn down can't turn down#
#can't turn down#
#All I wanna do is party#
#my head keep on spinning around#
#baby girl, why don't you first#
#drop it to the ground#
#I be divin' in the crowd#
#shake my dreads, actin' wild#
#can't do lean, too blowed out#
#too turnt up, I can't turn down#
# can't turn down can't turn down#
#can't turn down can't turn down#
# can't turn down can't turn down #
我的天啊! 我?身大汗! my gosh! I'm sweaty.
你?真的在?吃?西么? You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
?太?狂了 That's so crazy.
兄弟 麻??一? Jenko: Come on, man, put your dick away.
你他?倒是?一?啊 Put your fucking dick away.
?上 ?上 我?走 Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.
好的 我?的?划是??的 Mercedes: Okay, so here's the plan.
我?要?所有的?生在春假里依?上whyphy We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on whyphy.
然后你把它?回你的地? Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf,
你要把它全部?光 and you're gonna sell the shit out of it.
???光 你?看到了? "Sell shit out of it." Do you see that?
如果你?敢出?我 And if you rat me out,
我陷害?我的心理?教授 就因?他?我了B-?分 I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus.
他?在???了 所以 ?惹我 He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
我?要建立一?全?性?的网? We're gonna build a nationwide network.
你干啥呢? - 安?? What the fuck are you doing? - Be quiet.
?什么你不?那些老式毒品 Why don't you sell those old classic drugs
90年代的可卡因 海洛因 ?有... from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and...
爸 那些都是 老年人的毒品 Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs.
感?就像是老女人在像吸毒 That's, like, what they did on the golden girls.
就像是blanche在吸海洛因 Like, blanche did heroin.
好吧 我?是坐在? 什么也不?好了 All right, I'll just sit here and be silent.
Blanche???吸?海洛因 Blanche never did heroin.
好了 ?氏兄弟 你?代替我那?死室友的位置 Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot.
酷 很好 Cool. Dope.
你在逗我? ?氏兄弟? 你是嗑嗨了?? Are you kidding me, yangs? Are you fucking high?
?然 - 是的 - Of course. - Yeah, I am.
我的天 你?道?有听? Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of,
“?毒不吸毒”?句?? "don't get high on your own supply"?
我??嗑要 - ?嗑 - We didn't. - Nah.
我?嗑 I didn't do that.
我用了他的 他用了我的 Yeah, I used his and he used mine.
好 ?在我必?得?你??中?立一??矩出? Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.
是把? That's a gun. Yeah.
?先?? Who first?
你想先去?? - 我不想死 - You want to go first? - I don't want to die.
你去死... - 我不想死 - You die... - I don't want to die.
你想石?剪刀布?? - 石?剪刀布? - You want to do rock paper scissors? - Rock paper scissors?
就是?? - 就?? - That's how we'll do it. - That's how we'll do it.
操 Fuck.
好吧 我??法?出胜? Yeah, we won't figure this out.
你???我一起? -?? - I'll shoot both of you. - Ghost: Darling.
如果你想加入我?的家族生意 If you're going into the family business,
你必?要有清白?? you will have to have a clean record.
?就是?什么我?有?些人?替我?做事 That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
靠 厄? Both: Oh, fuck. Jinx.
我?得行?了 We got to move right now.
?我在天堂?杯可? Both: Buy me a coke in heaven. Jinx again.
放下? - 都放下? Put your guns down! Fucking guns down!
Doug?
我不叫Doug 我叫Schmit My name's not Doug, it's schmidt.
猜猜看 我?可是警察 And guess what, we're cops. Boom.
真可怕 Oh, my God.
是啊 每?人都知道 - 真的? - Yeah, everybody knows. - Really?
你??像是夏威夷老爸秀中的警察 You guys look like the stars of a cop show called Hawaiian dads.
好吧 ?了?了 小的? ??吧! All right, enough is enough. Boys, move in!
我??有同伙? - 是啊! - Oh, do we have company? - Ghost: Yeah!
放下你?的? - 你?先放下 - Drop your guns. - Drop yours first.
我?的?比你?的多 ?我把?放下 We have way more guns than you. Drop your fucking guns.
好吧 有道理 Okay, that's a good point.
?就是你?的整??划?? I mean, was this really your entire plan?
?有任何支援就???了? Coming in here with no backup?
也?我?有一?更加精心的?划 Or maybe we had a far more elaborate plan. Mmm-hmm.
也?我的搭?兜里面放?一?跟?器 Maybe my partner has a tracking device in his pocket right now.
也?...什么? May... what?
你居然?了跟?器? 我?有 You had the fucking tracking device. I don't have it.
???是你??的事 That's the one fucking thing you were supposed to remember.
你是那?有?子的人 你????跟??置 Jenko: You're the smart person. You do the tracking device shit.
那是你的事 我??体力??方面的 That's your domain. I do the physical shit.
你知道? 我有?候是?拖累你 Schmidt: You know what, I may drag you down sometimes,
但每一次 只有你要机?犯蠢 but every possible time you can do something dumb,
你就?做出最蠢的事 you do the dumbest possible thing.
不 最蠢的事 No, the fucking dumbest possible thing
是???警察在????? is letting two cops blah-blah-blah
同?其他的警察正在就位???他? while other cops are getting in position to bust their shit in.
所以你是?我?了跟??置 Oh, so you mean I brought the tracking device.
?啊 怎么? ?在? Yeah. What's up now, huh?
看起?像是一?真的?吵 That seemed like such a real argument.
即?表演而已 小婊砸 That's improv, bitch.
歇你妹的春假啊 傻叉 Spring break yourself, fool.
我?能把你?打的七零八落 We shoot dicks off here in jump street.
我?也?了 We're here, as well.
我??虎局 ?上就要踢你?的屁股 We jump street, and we about to jump in yo' ass.
?得正好 Right in the crack.
???妄? 皮衣男 Don't do it, leatherface.
他拿?毒品 Dickson: He's got the drugs!
太?聊了 都?有人中? This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
我的天 (Laughs) Oh, my God.
你是中?了? 在我?音?落的?候? Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
我能用你的??? ?把大一? Can I have your gun? It's bigger.
停下?! 我要??打你了! Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass!
老爸! Dad!
Maya?
你??干什么? What are you doing here?
?可是???? This is a shoot-out.
你知道在??中??生什么? You know what happens in a shoot-out.
他??是?架一?女孩 They always kidnap the girl.
也并不?是 Not always.
Mercedes?你跟我? Mercedes? You're coming with me.
?? 拜托 我哪也不去 Bitch, please. I ain't going nowhere with you.
?在走 Now.
爸 我?做什么？ Dad, what do I do?
那是我的泳?? Is that my bathing suit?
只是?? ?是?貌 Just ask. It's polite.
你??打了我的? You shot me in my foot! Wait!
走 快走 ?在 Move! Move faster now!
我在?你?? ?鬼 你朝我的??? I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot.
Doug? Doug!
Maya!
Mercedes??我爸往那?走了 Mercedes just took my dad that way!
好 我?去追 Okay, we're on it.
要是我出意外 我就?了你??混小子 Dickson: If I die, I'm gonna kill both of you motherfuckers!
操 ?在我?怎么去追赶他 Fuck. How are we gonna catch him now? (Engine revving)
?博基尼 Lambo.
警察 警察 - ?? Policia! Policia! Fuck off.
我擦 鬼?愁在那 Shit, there's ghost!
什么 我?要怎么?？ What? What do we do?
我?要分?行? Uh, we need to split up.
你一?人行? Are you okay with that?
? 我可以 Yeah, I can do it.
你确定？ Are you sure?
我要??去追 因?你跑的快 I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot.
什么?我不能??博基尼 What? I don't get to drive the lambo?
你不能? 快走 出?吧 No, you don't. Come on, let's go!
可是 我想 ... -??在乎?博基尼 快走吧 But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go!
快把?匙?我 -我不能?你 Let go of the fucking keys! I can't let 'em go.
你要要拿好它 You're gonna have to take 'em.
好好使用她 ?是?耀 真的 Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
??怎么?啊 How do you drive this thing?
你要?她??你 伙? You got to let her drive you, bro.
我?不去 Schmidt: I can't get in.
你怎么?的? Look where you're going!
好混?啊 It's so confusing!
慢? ??我的手很疼 Easy, bitch. My hands are hurting.
你知道后面追我?的是??？ You know who's behind us in that car?
那是我??最好的?手 That's one of the best drivers that we got.
靠 Fuck!
哦 我操 Oh, shit.
真他?复? ?是什么？ Schmidt: Fucking complicated. What is this?
我了?大槽 Holy shit!
你?我?失了??博基尼的机? 你?混蛋 You fucked up me driving a lamborghini, you dick!
?一?去 ?子 Fuck you, doves!
墨西哥港?我?听听你?的尖叫 Emcee: Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy!
感?就像是蝙蝠? It's like a Batmobile.
快? schmidt! Come on, schmidt!
老人要穿??了 Old man coming through!
借? 借? Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Brad春假?了 Brad! Spring break!
我不行 我有事 Jenko: Look, I can't, all right?
兄弟 我要走了 我要走了 Dude, I got to go. I got to go.
到此?止吧 This is quite enough.
你放?我 ?下所有的? You need to let me go and drop all this.
快?? Get out of the way!
?京漂移 Tokyo drift!
太快了 That was way too fast
漂亮的停? 想想?有一?小激? and pretty Way too... A little bit too furious.
Schmidt ?? 我?戴?手?呢 Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed!
停手吧 混蛋 ?有?停的不? Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job!
靠 我?上回? Fuck! I'll be right back.
我去追她 很快回? 抱歉 I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry.
?是命令 混小子 快?? That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
你又老又弱 Mercedes: You are so old and weak!
把??了 我?真的 Drop the fucking gun! Seriously!
把你??的手?我身上拿? Mercedes: Get your wrinkly hands off me!
你上哪了 Where the hell have you been?
在到?找你 Looking for you.
我像?子一?在跑 I've been running like crazy!
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey.
想像??一??打?？ Want to fight like a man?
你最好能一?二 Then you better fight like two men.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
真的 又是?胞胎？ Really? More twins?
起? 老家伙 Get up, old man river!
?啊 -嘿 Come on! Hey.
?打我啊 你?娘炮 Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
我不?和女人打的 停手吧 I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop!
那不是?? It shouldn't matter.
要是你把我?成一?人 而不是女人 If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman,
你打我就不?感?不好了 you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
好吧 -?手啊 Okay. Bring it!
我准?好了 I'm ready.
?在?始了 ?狗 It's on now, dawg.
跟女的打 Girl fight.
哦 哦 哦 -哦 我的天啊 Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.
我眼睛有?有出血？ -哦 天啊 你?事吧？ Is there blood in my eye? Oh, my God. Are you all right?
我?得我眼睛出血了 I think there's blood in my eye.
你他???? Fucking learn how to hit!
?才像?！ That's a little better!
?才好? 草泥?！再? 再? That's a little better, motherfucker! Come on! Come on!
不 不 - 干嘛？ No! No! What?
你?在干嘛？ -我在干嘛？ What were you doing? What am I doing?
你?毛想要?我？ Why'd you try to kiss me?
我他?才?想要?你！ I didn't fucking try and kiss you!
你就是 -哦 你太怪了 Yes, you did. Ooh, you're so weird!
你他?的要跟我上演史密斯夫? You're fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing me.
我才?要跟你演史密斯夫? 'm not Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing you.
??才不是性?！ This wasn't a sexy fight.
哦 就像你你???有想?要?我一? Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time.
我??想?一次要?你！ I never once wanted to kiss you!
??有！?有 Never! No!
你又那么做了 - 停 停 You just did it again! Stop it! Stop!
你在做性感的鬼? You're making a face that is sexy!
我??有想要?你 I don't even want to kiss you!
那就不要想?去? Then stop trying!
你一直想? You keep trying!
我????要?你 I've never tried to kiss you.
你?我了“?我的眼神” You gave me "kiss me" eyes.
? 我?有 No, I didn't.
那眼神是“我的?上被揍了”的眼神 The eyes were "I just got punched in the face" eyes.
不是“?我”的眼神 They weren't "kiss me" eyes.
我一?儿也不喜?你 I don't even like you!
我也不喜?你 所以你不要?我 Neither do I, so stop kissing me!
好的 Okay!
不 你又前?了 No! You're leaning in again!
我不知道我?是要打架?是?吻 I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss!
你搞得?在很不自在 You're making this so uncomfortable.
?是我???最不自在的打架 This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in.
我要打你的?把你打醒 ‘I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face.
好?？ -好 Okay? Okay.
然后我?重新回到打架?段 And then we're gonna go back to fighting
我?都假??才什么都?生? and we'll pretend this never happened,
因?我?得?太?尬了 'cause I feel so awkward.
我想要看到你??狂 I want to see you get crazy!
我他?的恨死春假了 I fucking hate spring break!
操 Fuck!
你?什么玩笑？那是塑料的 Are you kidding me? It's plastic.
一?儿也不疼 -好... Doesn't even hurt! Okay...
?不是你想象的春假？ This isn't the spring break you imagined?
??怎么?？你要不要??好玩的 How about this? You want a little fun?
什么?西？ What is that?
?身吧 ??！ Get wet, baby!
我?上有好多?滑油！ So much lube in my face!
?上有油 Lube on my face.
你太暴力了！ You're so violent!
你要是不上我就?我?下? Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!
我才不要上你！ I'm not gonna fuck you!
我?要上床么 -不 才不是 Are we gonna fuck? -No we not
?不就是正在?生么？ Is that what's happening?
不！我才不想上你 No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever!
下?！ Get off!
嘿！ Hey!
干啥？你要做啥子？ What? What are you gonna do?
用你的手掐死我？ Choke me with your liver-spotted hands?
?是走??把我推下去？ You gonna push me over with your Walker?
你能追上我很了不起 I'm impressed you caught up to me.
你可能???有跑那么快? You probably haven't run that fast
自?你在操?上玩曲棍球以? since you played stickball in the field
在?Wiggleby甜品店那里 behind old pop wiggleby's sweet shop.
不要? ?? -哦 ?天?地 Freeze, bitch. Oh, thank God.
看看???死的皮?上解?出?了 Look who got off the motherfucking leash.
?在?是困境中的少女？ -靠！ Now who's the damsel in distress? Schmidt: Fuck!
我猜是他了 Well, I guess it's him.
我可不是打的空心? Schmidt i don't have a clean shot, schmidt.
那就不要??！ Then don't take the shot!
可能我??下流? Maybe I want to take a dirty shot.
就是你?我女儿?的那种下流? Kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter.
我?有?你女儿耍流氓 好?？ I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay?
我??了很多 我?互相?心 We talked a lot, and we care about each other.
你身上所有的优? All the good qualities you have,
我在Maya身上都感受到了 I can feel inside of Maya.
我要??了 I'm gonna take the shot.
不要?? Don't take the shot.
我??越?你的肩膀 I can shoot right through your shoulder,
正中????的胸部 hit the bitch right in the chest.
不要?? -我就是要?? Don't take the shot. I'm taking the shot.
我他?的???的 I'll take the fucking shot.
在我??之前?都不准?? Nobody take the shot before me.
不如我?同???？ -?也不能?? Mercedes: How about we take it at the same time? No one take a shot.
等 等 等 等 Wait, wait, wait, wait!
靠！你有?利保持沉默... Shit! You have the right to remain silent...
不 不 不 我??理?? Dickson: No, no, no, I got this.
你去抓鬼?愁 他在?? You go handle the ghost. He's on the roof.
我?上去 -交?我了 I'm on it. I got it.
你在看什么？ Dickson: What you looking at?
手??的不? ??女儿 Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.
他?的?么多?台? So many fucking stairs.
是我 是我 -靠 It's me! It's me! Shit.
你做到了 伙? 你抓到Mercedes？ (Chuckles) You made it, dude. Did you get Mercedes?
是啊 完全靠我一?人 Yeah. All by myself.
真的？ Really?
主要是靠我 -好的 Mainly by myself. Okay.
?有伙? 你?的很? 那??博基尼... And, dude, you were right, that lambo...
我?在不想提那? Just can't hear that right now.
那?很? 一?儿不好 It's a shitty-made car. It's not good.
嘿 我?走吧 我??走了 Hey, let's go. We got to go.
你?剩多少子?？ How many bullets you got left?
一?也?了 None
那就表?的像你有一? Act like you have bullets, then.
我??走了 We gotta go!
我?得等我女儿 We have to wait for pudding!
Jenko！
快走 快走！ Go, go!
?你 拿??? -好的 Here, take this. Okay.
我是想?你??子?的 伙? I tried to take a bullet for you, man.
但是你??住 Yeah. But you didn't.
但是我?了 重要的是想法 But I tried. It's the thought that matters.
不是 重要的不是想法 No, it's not the thought that counts.
是要?住子? It's fucking taking the bullet.
掩?我 我要跑?一? Cover me. I'm gonna go long.
好的 Okay.
拜 拜 ??者！ Bye-bye, Terminator!
嘿！?我直升机上?下去 Hey! Get off of my chopper!
你能把他晃下?么？ Can you shake him off?
我?抓你了 草泥?！ I'm coming for you, motherfucker!
快? 把??杆前后?? Ghost: Come on, just wiggle the stick back and forth!
他就一只手在?机上了 He's only got one arm!
我用一只胳膊就能打你的老二 I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
把他晃下?！晃下?！ Shake him off! Shake him off!
?像?娘儿?！ Don't be a pussy!
我??草 Holy shit!
我做到了 Schmidt: I did it!
我他?看起?就像?坏蛋！ I look so fucking badass!
哦 天啊 你?起?了 Oh, my God, you flew!
太?狂了 This is crazy!
你??了 伙? You made the leap, man!
你?啥要?么做？ Why'd you do that?
因?你?么做了 Schmidt: 'Cause you did it!
我不能留你一?人挂? 伙?！ I couldn't leave you hanging, man!
你?什么傻?呢？我很好 我能行 What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it.
你?有... You weren't...
我抓到你了！ -我操 Schimidt！ I got you! Shit! Schmidt!
我抓到你了！ I got you!
你救了我的命！ You saved my life!
我??意?到 I just realized something.
你?有拖我后腿 伙? You don't hold me down, man.
你提升了我 You lift me up.
?里到外都是 Literally and figuratively.
是 我知道 我知道?重意?上 Yeah, I know. I meant both.
你也有拖我下水 伙? You don't drag me down, either, man.
我的意思是 除?在之外 I mean, except right now.
你确?在拖我后腿 你太重了 You're dragging me down. You're really heavy.
嘿 听? 我短?里有?手榴? Hey, listen, there's a grenade in my shorts.
你能?到么？ Can you reach it?
你要伸到?衣里 You gotta go in from underneath.
哦 靠 Oh, shit!
是??么？ -那是我的老二 Is that it? That's my dick.
那是什么？ What about that?
那也是我的弟弟 That's my dick also.
?什么硬了啊？ Why is it hard?
我?在?上腺素分泌太多了！ I have so much adrenaline right now!
是??么？ -你把我?痒了 Jenko: Is that it? (Laughing) You're tickling me.
我找不到！ I can't find it!
就是??！ 抓住它！ That's it! Grab it!
好耶！ Yes!
不 我把它放嘴里了 No, I got it in my mouth.
扔的?候??酷的！ Say something cool when you throw it!
一 二 三 One, two, three!
??酷的！ Something cool!
他?掉下去了！ They're gone!
我感?太... Oh, I feel so...
哇哦！ Whoo-hoo!
我?做到了！ We did it!
伙? 靠 我 啊哦！ Dude, fuck, I'm... ow!
哦 糟糕！抱歉 Oh! Shit, sorry.
伙? 我太想你了 Dude, I miss you so much, man.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
你就像是花的种子 You were like a tiny little flower seed
我??握在手中 and I was clenching you in my fist.
但是 花儿在手掌里不能成? But a flower, it can't grow in a fist.
种子需要自由的?离 找到自己的土壤 A little seed needs to fly away free and find its soil.
是 我知道 我???自己土壤 但是伙?我不喜? Yeah, I know. I tried to soil myself and, dude, I didn't like it.
我想要?有摩擦的?系 I wanted a relationship without friction.
伙? 你需要摩擦才能?生火花 Dude, you need friction to create fire.
?就是我?所?有的 我?有火花 And that's what we have, we have fire.
哥? 我?加 我完全加入 Dude, I'm in. I'm all in.
?天?地 Thank God.
?就是我一直想要的 只有你和我伙? Dude, this is what I've always wanted. Just me and you, buddy.
我?你 I love you.
我也是 我?你 伙? Me, too, man. I love you, man.
你知道么？ You know what?
他???在一起 That's who he should be with, man.
啥？ What?
嘿 你??扔手榴?的?候?了啥？ Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there?
我?：??酷的 (Laughs) I said, "something cool."
你?什么？ What did you say?
就是 “??酷的” -不是 但是你?了什么？ It was "something cool." No, but what'd you say?
是 我知道 我? “??酷的” Yeah, I know. I said, "something cool."
我?想到春假??么?? I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky.
相??心 It's pretty gross.
我?太老受不了?些垃圾了 Man, we're getting too old for this shit.
我?了玩?些的年?了 We started off too old for this shit.
你?的?? (Chuckling) You ain't lying about that.
伙? ?于胳膊中?的事 Dude, we're even about the arm thing, okay? Right?
你想怎么?? What? What do you want to do? (Laughs)
?? - 靠 行了 Don't move. Fuck. All right.
快??始吧 好? -?? Just get it over with, all right? Don't move.
一 - 就擦?我的胳膊 One... Just graze my arm.
我不想你打到骨? - 二 I don't want you to hit the bone. ...Two,
三 three.
靠 靠 - 我操 Fuck! Fuck! Shit!
我的天 你?事吧 -我靠 Oh, my God, are you all right? Shit!
?什么? ?什么我在你身??是受? Why, man? Why am I always getting hurt around you?
Jenko你?是在干什么？ Jenko, what are you doing?
去你?的schmidt - ??了 Fuck you, schmidt. Stop dicking around.
嘿 ?? -恭喜你?? Hey, cap. Congratulations, you two.
你?完成了之前搞砸的任? You managed to un-fuck up the situation you originally fucked up.
?? Thanks.
我希望你?有上?我女儿 I wish you can un-fuck my daughter,
不??事先?去 but I'm gonna let that be the past.
?在 你?下一?任? Now, for your next mission,
你??混小子要去??院 you two sons of bitches are going to medical school.
什么？ What?
?一次 是外?交??生 This time, foreign exchange students.
牛叉 -耶 Awesome. Yes!
在俄?斯 In Russia.
什么？ What?
回? Do svidanya.
伏特加?打水 Vodka soda.
下一?任? 海上?期 Next assignment. A semester at sea.
你??混小子要去烹??校 You two sons of bitches are going to culinary school.
????里有芯片 There's a microchip in this empanada.
??家庭食? Old family recipe.
保守秘密最好的地方 Best to keep it a secret.
哦 我操 Oh, shit!
新任?... New assignment...
?? 你有?有?得schmidt不一?了 Cap, does schmidt look any different to you?
?有 ?就是schmidt Dickson: No. That's schmidt.
我不知道你在?些什么 伙? I don't know what you're talking about, man.
他跟以前一? He look exactly the same to me.
我戴了新眼? I got new glasses.
是啊 他就是戴了新眼? 混蛋玩意 Yeah, man, he just got some new glasses, man. God damn.
?人?注意的 (Whispering) No one's gonna fucking notice.
我??干吧 schmidt Let's do this, schmidt.
好 就像我?一直做的一? Jenkins Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins.
是jenko - 抱歉 (Whispering) It's jenko. Sorry.
真的 真的很高?你回? schmidt I'm really, really glad you're back, schmidt.
你在?什么? 什么合同??? What are you talking about? What contract dispute?
我一直在? I've been here the whole time.
他?的?我?嘴 Dickson: Man, shut the fuck up.
?行?院怎么?？ How about a flight academy?
?底就要酷一? Undercover just got a whole lot sexier.
你?是?虎局的是吧？ You're jump street, right?
你他?怎么知道的 Yeah. How the fuck do you know that?
我是booker I'm booker.
哦 你是??奇人物 Oh, shit. Man, you're a legend.
交通?院 Traffic school!
?事?院 Military school.
?水??班 Scuba class.
舞蹈?院 Dance academy.
好耶 Yes.
?算是一?超?的了 Finally something I'm amazing at.
? Your friends'll be there when your back is to the wall
? you'll find you need us
? 'cause there's no one else to call
你??混小子要去?子游?里去 dickson: You sons of bitches is gonna be in a video game.
?我?爆了?些?西 Schmidt: Let's blow shit up.
?虎?格 Jenko: Jump street style.
? We out of control all over the place
? and somebody gotta put it to a stop, quick
? out on the road all up in your face
准?受死吧 你?坏蛋 jenko: Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers.
他把墨汁吐我嘴里了 Schmidt: It's inking in my mouth!
?搞我女儿 Dickson: Don't fuck my daughter.
? They're the jump street and 'bout to jump up in your ass
? this the special unit that's designed to keep it quiet
? we infiltrate the dealers and we find the damn suppliers
? don't need permission to decide what you believe
? say jump, jumping down on jump street
好了 新任? all right, new assignment.
化了六小?? Six hours of makeup?
我?做?行太老了 We're getting too old for this shit.
不? (Chuckling) Nice.
? wait, we just here trying to find us
? schmidt went lookin', till he found love
? got his life sweet, bon appetit
? spring break, bitch, throw a party on the beach
? shit did change, but all that means
? is that your real friends don't ever leave
? will it ever be complete?
? Jump street won't ever cease
? ever cease ever cease
? ever cease ever cease ?
??酷的 both: Something cool!
后面?有
? we're gonna live forever
? we're gonna live for we're gonna live for
? yeah, me and my homie this is aye
? and it's going down like a fire drill
? came a long way, now we part here
? and we still running shit, call it diarrhea
? coming up together like them good fellas
? heart through the loop
? holding down, keep it real in these streets
? back to the roof
? anywhere, anytime I got your back like a spine
? my homies never left behind my whole team get to shine
? the world has opened up that's why we're blowing up
? that's why we rolling up drinking till we throw up
? the way we get this cheddar, there ain't nobody better
? write our names in the sky 'cause we gonna live forever
? live forever, man
? we're gonna live forever
? we're gonna live for we're gonna live for
? life of the party, patron and bacardi
? get faded, get sloppy, and all up in that chick's body
? came up with the people that's real
? ticket to the meal
? now like it, we all together
? that's just how it is
? I'm throwed like a strike out
? shine brighter than a lighthouse
? bigger than the white house
? go against my team, get wiped out
? got them choppers like troopers
? don't make me split your head
? my lil' homie left up here, he'll smoke ya like a cig
? we're gonna live forever
? we're gonna live for we're gonna live for
? we're gonna live forever
? we're gonna live for we're gonna live for
? we're gonna live forever
? yeah
? forever ?
Eric.
Eric 你醒?的?？ Eric, are you awake?
?有 No.
我??了 I'm late.