向ID-7問好 Say hello to idiosa dartellum 7,
也稱ID-7病毒 or the ID-7 virus.
噁心的小混蛋 Nasty-looking little fucker, huh?
解釋給外行來說 For the uninitiated,
ID-7 菌株使壓力荷爾蒙水平上升 the ID-7 strain makes stress hormone levels rise,
堵塞神經通路 就是攻擊人類感官 blocks neural paths, essentially attacking our ID
並打破人腦... and throwing off a very important balance
非常重要的平衡 in our brains...
一種情感與理智的平衡 The balance between emotions and reason
能阻止我們做蠢事 that keep us from doing stupid shit,
例如暴怒時 想揍你老闆的臉 thinks like punching your boss in the face when angry
或者急色時 光天化日下做愛 or fucking your date in public when horny.
該種平衡被暫時切斷 That balance is temporarily severed,
會導致壓抑的爆發 causing inhibitions to drop
人性本能上升到表面 and basic instincts to rise to the surface
淪落為感染的犧牲品 as the infected fall victim
專家稱之為情感劫持 to what experts call emotional hijacking.
新聞媒體稱之為"紅眼病毒" Social media has tagged it the red-eye virus
真是恰如其分 for obvious reasons.
總而言之 So in a nutshell,
即喪失基本人格尊嚴 basic human dignity takes a sick leave.
第一個例紅眼病毒 The first reported case of the red-eye virus
18月前 發生在愛荷華州首府 得梅因 occurred 18 months ago in des moines, Iowa,
並迅速傳播到世界各地 and quickly spread around the world.
從那時起 全球確診疫情1000+ Since then, there have been over 1,000 confirmed outbreaks
僅在美國 reported globally, over half of which
就佔了一半以上 are in the United States alone.
疾控中心保持樂觀 因為他們通過強制隔離 The CDC is optimistic they can contain the virus immediately
能控制病毒 through mandated quarantines,
由於抗體的積極研發 and the nation will be virus-free
到年底 by the end of the year
全國將無病毒 as antibodies are being aggressively tested.
他們還指出 病毒不具有致命性 They also state the virus isn't lethal,
因為字面上沒錯: which is technically true.
病毒不能殺死人 而是被感染者或紅眼者在殺人 But while the virus can't kill, the infected, or redders, can.
請看內維爾·裏德先生 Introducing Mr. nevil Reed,
第一個被政府起訴的紅眼謀殺犯 the first redder to be officially cleared for murder.
其法律辯護詞聲稱 His legal defense alleged
感染了ID-7菌株的人 that those infected with the ID-7 strain
無法控制自我情緒 can't control their emotions
因此對其行為不承擔責任 and therefore are not liable for the resulting actions.
由於漏洞 此案被駁回 And thanks to a loophole, the case was dismissed.
內維爾失去理智 So nevil lost his shit,
刀插同事的臉部 直到死亡 stabbed a co-worker repeatedly in the face till dead
對虧醫院證明而保住了性命 and walked thanks a doctor's note.
上帝保佑司法系統 God bless the justice system.
歡迎來到TSC咨詢公司 Welcome to the home of towers & Smythe consulting,
卑鄙的大公司僱傭的卑鄙小公司 the corporate scumbags hired by the bigger corporate scumbags
負責標誌性的內維爾·裏德案件 in the landmark nevil Reed case.
TSC公司 貪得無厭 口是心非 道德敗壞 Tsc is a firm fueled by greed, duplicity, and moral decay,
具有諷刺意味的是 a place that ironically screens their job applicants
他們自稱"誠實 忠誠 正直" for honesty, loyalty, and integrity.
坦率說 我是新面孔 Qualities I had in spades when I was fresh-faced
上班第一天 躊躇滿志 and ready to take on the world my first day here.
這是六個月後的我 And here's me six months later --
加夜班 不尊重 爛咖啡 late nights, no respect, the bad coffee,
所有的爛事都是為了支付欠款 all the shit that comes with paying your dues.
但全都不能減慢我 But none of it could slow me down.
我在努力爭取出人頭地 I was striving for the success my family never had,
與大佬平起平坐 a seat at the big kids' table with all the fixings,
同時還得償還助學貸款 all while paying back those goddamn student loans.
但我升得越高 But the higher I rose,
我越覺得迷失 the more I felt like I was losing myself in the process.
靠漏洞贏了裏德一案之後 And after discovering that loophole that won the Reed case,
晉陞隨之而來 the requisite promotion quickly followed.
但那時 他有沒有罪 But by then, it didn't matter
已無關緊要了 that I thought he was guilty as fuck.
我只是想去精英辦公室 I just wanted the corner office.
因為我那罪過 他們給了我一間 And for my sins, they gave me one.
真是雞巴蛋 What a dick.
TSC公司 Towers and Smythe.
你怎麼這麼笨? I mean, how fucking stupid can you get?
抱歉 - 抱歉就行? I'm sorry. I -- -oh, you're sorry?
我付錢給你 不是用來抱歉的 珍妮 I don't fucking pay you to be fucking sorry, Jenny.
早安 - 現在不行 德裏克 Morning, hey. Morning, hey. -Not now, Derek.
夥計 你得看看這個 Dude, you got to see this. You got to see this.
過來 - 怎麼了? Come over here. -What's up?
我今天才知道 I just got this today.
夥計 去年的聖誕派對 Oh, man, last year's Christmas party.
看起來像你 That looks like you.
就是你 Yeah. That's you.
你從哪弄來的? Where'd you get that?
我搜索了"小老二... Oh, I googled "a small-dick douche
讓助手拚命幹活 假意提拔" makes assistant work hard for fake promise of a raise,"
第一條搜索結果就是 and it was just, like, top search result, like, number one.
別煩她 不然賣給你老婆看 Listen, leave her alone or I'll sell this to your wife
25%的可能性 她和你離婚 for half of the half she'll get from your divorce.
交談愉快 兄弟 It's a good talk, bro.
謝謝 Thank you.
或許這種事並不多...早上好 邁爾斯 May not be much... Morning, miles.
但我會採取任何善舉 ...but I'll take whatever goodwill I can pillage
讓自己晚上睡得安穩 to sleep better at night.
為咖啡感謝上帝 是不是? Thank god for coffee, right?
三號會議室 上午9:00你有會議 Your 9:00 A.M. is in meeting room three.
我的咖啡杯在哪裏? - 不知道 還有我... Where is my coffee cup? -Don't know. Also, I --
你知道是誰拿走的? do you know who took it?
不知道 但我可以再給你一個杯子 No. But I can get you another one.
我不想要別的杯子 我要自己的杯子 I don't want another mug. I want my mug.
萬代集團的大衛 Yep, David from vanda corp.
德裏克 Derek. Derek.
幹嘛? - 大衛 一號線 What? -David, line one.
OK 請接入 Okay. Put him on.
大衛 我正要打電話給你 David, I was just about to call you.
大衛?哪個大衛? David? Who the hell's David?
我是露西 It's Lucy.
邁爾斯 是我妹妹 Miles, this is my sister.
對不起 I'm sorry.
很難讓你接電話 It is so hard to get you on the phone.
我只是想問你 I just wanted to see if you were coming up
下個月我生日 你來不來 for my birthday next month.
不能來 我很抱歉 No, actually. I'm so sorry.
你生日我來不了 I will not be able to make it to your birthday.
但我會徹底彌補你的 But I will totally make it up to you.
好吧 如果你不來 Well, if you're not gonna show up,
至少給我畫點酷畫 at least paint me something cool.
你怎麼知道我開始畫畫的? How do you know i started painting?
邁爾斯說你畫得還不錯 Miles said you're pretty good.
是嗎? - 是的 Oh, did he? - Yeah.
你應該報名上美術課 You should sign up for art classes or something.
我沒時間上美術課 I don't have time for art classes.
你沒有時間做任何事 Yeah. You don't have time for anything.
你說對了 Yes. You are correct.
我沒有時間做任何事 I do not have time for anything.
我也沒時間談這個 I don't have time for this conversation.
但我非常愛你 - 等等 德裏克 我... But I love you very much. - Wait, Derek. I just --
我想和你談談 - 非常感謝您的來電 i wanted to talk to you more. -Thank you so much for calling.
我得走了 我愛你 拜 I got to go. I love you. Bye.
我9:00幹嘛? What's my 9:00?
早上好 帕特·索倫森辦公室 Good morning. Pat Sorenson's office.
這邊走 先生 - 好極了 謝謝 Right this way, sir. -Great. Thanks.
法拍屋通知單
我能幫你什麼嗎? How can I help you?
我的委託人想付這筆欠款 My client wants to pay this overdue debt
逆轉法拍屋 to reverse the foreclosure.
我們需要TSC轉告銀行 多寬限幾天 We just need tsc to tell the bank to allow more time.
很抱歉通知你 I'm sorry to inform you,
但我們為客戶提供強力非再籌款政策 but our client has a strong no-refinance policy.
我怎麼轉告客戶? Then what do I tell mine?
你願意討論一下... Would you be open to discussing the possibility
替代契約的可能性嗎? of a deed in lieu?
你肯定不知道我在說什麼吧? Mm. You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
你應該去找律師 - 我就是律師 You should see a lawyer. -I am a lawyer.
如果你是律師 你應知什麼叫替代契約 If you were a lawyer, you would know what a deed in lieu is.
你是借款人之一吧? You're one of the borrowers, aren't you?
什麼是替代契約? So what's a deed in lieu?
這不重要 It doesn't matter.
銀行不會同意的 Bank wouldn't agree to it anyway.
你不是第一個 Look, you're not the first borrower
玩這類騙局的借款人 to try to pull this kind of scam.
小姐 這是無煙房 Miss, this is a non-smoking room.
阻止我啊 西裝仔 So come stop me, suit.
等等 Wait.
我們只需多兩個月 We just need two more months.
全都一樣 沒人在意 Families are involved here, but nobody listens,
銀行不管 律師不管 not the banks, not the lawyers.
我連他們的秘書都不能越過 I can't get past their damn secretaries.
我很抱歉這事發生在你身上 Look, I am very sorry this is happening to you.
那就別把我趕出去 - 是銀行把你趕出去了 Then don't kick me out. -The bank is kicking you out.
銀行是你的客戶 - 是公司的客戶 The bank is your client. -It's the firm's client.
公司的合夥人說了算 The firm's partners call the shots.
沒有一滴雨認為自己能引發洪水 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
我媽媽常這麼說 My mother used to say that.
現在我明白含義了 Now I understand what it means.
還有什麼我可以幫忙的嗎? Is there anything else i can do to help?
你不妨先告訴我 You can start by telling me
這個案子 誰說了算 the partner calling the shots on the case.
當然 是... Sure. That would be...
該死 Oh, shit.
艾琳·史邁爾 Irene Smythe.
我想和艾琳·史邁爾談談 Well, I want a word with this Irene Smythe
或隨便誰 or whoever right now.
當然 我讓她接電話 Sure. Let me get her on the phone.
這邊請 女士 - 放開我 This way, ma'am. -Get off me!
我們還沒結束呢 We're not done here!
我要告你 我要控告你們所有人 I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue all of you!
混蛋 Fuckers!
你們也麻煩大了 You're in deep shit, too!
你麻煩大了 You're in deep shit.
布倫達感覺不舒服 Brenda wasn't feeling well,
所以我不得不去頂樓 so I had to go out to the penthouse
替她掩飾一下 to cover for her for a bit.
發現老闆在約見卡拉 Turns out the boss is meeting with Kara,
我確定他們有說 and I'm pretty sure they were talking about
你搞砸了萬代公司的單子 you fucking up a vanda corp case or something.
等等 什麼?你... Wait, what? Are you --
萬代公司不是我的客戶 是卡拉的客戶 I don't work vanda corp. That's Kara's client.
我知道的 I know, right?
不 Oh, no.
我能幫你什麼嗎? How can I help you?
德裏克·趙 進入八樓 需要密碼 Derek Cho. Need an access code to the eighth floor.
去看誰? To see whom?
運營總監卡拉·鮑威爾 Kara Powell, director of operations,
不管客戶事務 not effective for client matters,
老是搞 but with all things related
公司內鬥 to navigating internal company politics,
她是墨索里尼 she's fuckin' Mussolini.
我們叫她女海妖 We call her the siren.
她專門在老闆邊上撬邊 She's got the boss's ear.
她的歌聲是甜蜜的毒藥 And her songs are sweet poison.
趙先生 Mr. Cho.
求見 卡拉·鮑威爾 To see...Kara Powell.
請等一下 One moment, please.
您的密碼是 785*95 Your pass code is 7-8-5-star-9-5.
您希望我創建一款專用辦公APP You expected me to create a dedicated office mobile app
控制倉鼠跑輪 with servers that run on hamster wheels.
雷 別說話了 Ray, stop talking.
如果我再聽到你的牢騷借口 If I hear another whining excuse from you,
當心我讓你午餐前畫好... I'll make sure you're back to building
色情網站橫幅廣告 porn-site banner ads by lunch.
懂了沒有? Do you understand me?
好吧 Yes, fine.
所以不要在你的巨魔洞穴裏玩電子遊戲 So stop playing video games in your troll cave
讓辦公APP盡快更新 OK 甜心? and get the interoffice apps updated asap, okay, sweetie?
OK 非常感謝 拜拜 Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
混蛋 Asshole.
我能為你做什麼? - 不錯的杯子 What I can do for you? -That's a nice mug.
你從哪弄到的? Where'd you get it?
我助手弄的 I told my assistant to get me one.
她從哪弄到的? And where did she get it?
梅格 Meg!
德裏克想知道 你哪兒弄的杯子 Derek here wants to know where you got the mug.
樓下的廚房裏 From a kitchen downstairs.
OK 你為什麼選那個? Okay. And why did you choose that one?
因為其他都很髒 Because the other ones were filthy.
何以認為這個不髒? And why do you think this one wasn't?
女傭洗過的 Because the maid cleaned it.
正確 我洗杯子 因為杯子是我的 Incorrect. I cleaned this mug because this mug is mine.
我的就是我的 And what's mine is mine.
你的才是你的 And what's yours is yours.
有點道理 You're getting to a point.
萬代公司是你客戶 Vanda corp is your client.
你染指的 That blood's on your hands.
現在你倒想分享了 Oh. Oh, so now you want to share.
我不能分享不屬於我的東西 I can't share what isn't mine.
萬代公司在過去兩年 通過我們... Vanda corp has filed more than 100 account cases
已提交超過100帳戶的單子 through us in the last two years.
我希望他們有優秀的專案代理人 Well, then I hope they have a good case manager.
你是指代理人們 You mean managers.
沒有委派的情況下 沒人能單獨接單這麼大的客戶 No one can work a client that big without delegating.
根據常年不更新的... And according to the annual work distribution sheet...
年度工作分配表 That hasn't been updated in years.
萬代公司的一個投訴單子被分配 ...one of vanda corp's complaint cases was assigned...
給你 ...to you.
文件號 45A File 45a.
我被陷害了 I'm being set up.
人頭落地 Wow. Heads will roll.
這將花費萬代... This will cost vanda --
給我 give me this.
這是植入偽造的 - 我給你做個交易 This was planted. -I'll cut you a deal.
認罪 - 無罪 Plead guilty. -Not guilty.
屍體被發現於你辦公室 The corpse was found inside your office.
你知道在哪裏能找到它 You knew exactly where to find it.
你想帶著文件去上層投訴? Do you want to take this upstairs?
好主意 拿好你的文件 Great idea. Take your file.
刷你的卡 Want to swipe your key card,
還是刷我的卡? or should I swipe mine?
對不起 我忘了 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.
你沒有通行證 You don't have clearance.
我的錯 My bad.
別擔心 小傢伙 Don't you worry, little one.
爸爸會為你付出代價 因為拋棄你 Daddy will pay for abandoning you
讓你死在冰冷骯髒的垃圾桶裏 and leaving you to die in that cold, dirty dumpster.
不對 你是溺水身亡的 No, no. You died when you drowned
因為你媽把你留在浴缸裏 because mommy left you in the bathtub
而她卻去買鞋了 while she went shopping for shoes.
但別擔心 爸爸會讓她付出代價的 But don't worry. Daddy will make her pay.
太糟糕了 媽媽高於爸爸 Too bad mommy outranks daddy.
媽媽是個卑鄙的婊子 Mommy's a backstabbing bitch.
所以媽媽高於爸爸 That's why mommy outranks daddy.
布蘭達的心情如何? - 他在畫畫 Brenda, what's his mood? - He's drawing.
該死 Oh, shit.
約翰·塔爾 TSC三字母首位 城堡之國王 John towers, capital "t" in tsc, king of the castle,
食物鏈的頂端 失心瘋 top of the food chain, and total fucking maniac --
典型的美國成功故事 you know, your typical American success story.
我有提到 他有涉獵美術嗎? Did I mention that he also dabbles in the fine arts?
告訴我 你看到了什麼 Tell me what you see here.
我看到士兵有生命危險 先生 I see that those soldiers' lives are in danger, sir.
你認為他們能活命嗎? Do you think they'll make it?
不能 先生 導火索太短了 No, sir. The fuse is too short.
現在跑太晚了 It's too late to run.
你認為他們應該怎麼辦? And what do you think they should be doing instead?
可以嗎 先生? May I, sir?
簡單卻有效 So simple and yet so effective.
你明白嗎 德裏克? Can you see it, Derek?
你看到我們問題的解決辦法了嗎? Can you see the solution to our problem here?
我想你指的是她的問題 因為是她... I think you mean her problem because she was the one that --
把文件給我 give me the file.
這是我們的炸彈 This is our bomb.
導火索已燃 The fuse is already burning.
我們該像懦夫一樣奔跑而死嗎? So should we run like cowards and die?
我們很勇敢 先生 We are brave, sir.
很高興你這麼說 因為任何時間 I'm so glad you said that, because any second now,
萬代公司會發現這個爛攤子 vanda corp is gonna find out about this mess,
我需要某人的頭皮 and I'm gonna need some scalps.
那麼 誰該奉獻? So, who dropped the ball?
我討厭指指點點 但我可以建議 I hate pointing fingers, but may I suggest
你檢查年度工作分配表嗎? you check the annual work distribution sheet?
有人篡改了工作表 Someone cooked the fucking worksheet.
先生 Sir.
繼續 Go on.
你有沒有注意到 每當有這種問題 Have you noticed that whenever there's a problem like this,
幾乎總是牽涉到同一個士兵? it's almost always the same soldier involved?
因為在戰壕裏 我們都一樣被關注 Because down in the trenches, we have all noticed.
假若解除這名問題士兵 And we wonder if discharging this problem soldier
可能是防止這種混亂的解決方案 might be the solution to preventing this kind of mess
永遠不會再次發生 from ever happening again.
那是誰? And who would that be?
可以嗎? May I?
謝謝 德裏克 你可以走了 Thank you, Derek. You can leave.
我們討論一下 Let's discuss.
是 先生 Yes, sir.
我..走吧 I -- -leave.
有空嗎? You got a sec?
一點都不像是力量冥想 Nothing like a little power meditation.
這新的 戴克倫已經走了? This one's new. Declan's walking already?
搖搖晃晃的 就像你上個星期五晚上 Wobbling, actually, like you were last Friday night.
順便謝謝你的車 Thanks for the ride, by the way.
謝謝你在我車裏嘔吐 Thanks for puking in my car.
朋友嘛 That's what friends are for.
匯報一下 發生了什麼事? So debrief me. What happened?
我地毯下 發現了別人的大便 Just found someone else's shit swept under my carpet.
什麼樣的大便? What kind of shit?
萬代公司的 Vanda corp shit.
七位數的錯誤 我連文件都沒碰過 It's a seven-figure mistake. I didn't even touch the file.
別冒汗 Ah, don't sweat it.
替萬代干的人 Those clowns working vanda corp
全都是一串傻蛋 are a bunch of a serial screw-ups.
我知道你可能不想曝光... Look, I realize you might not want to divulge --
女海妖 the siren.
我們來制定一招鮮戰略 All right. Let's take a beat to strategize.
自從升職後 Since the promotion, you could possibly
你能負責的單子有這麼大 be in charge of a case that big
但沒有大到不能碰 but not big enough to be untouchable.
她選擇了你 你是個完美替罪羊 That's why she chose you. You're the perfect fall guy.
所以在向高層投訴前 So before even taking this upstairs --
你已經去過高層了 搞砸了 you already took this upstairs and made a mess of things.
他媽的 Fuck.
說我打犀牛的臉 Say I punch a rhino in the face.
你說那是勇敢還是愚蠢? Would you call that brave or stupid?
勇敢 Brave...
且愚蠢 Add stupid.
所以勇敢和愚蠢互可重迭? See how bravery and stupidity can overlap?
既然你明白了 我給她打個電話 Now that you understand that, let me give her a call
看有沒有辦法通融通融 and see if I can't find a way to cut you a deal.
她已經給了我辦法 She already offered me a deal.
我讓她滾 並宣戰 I told her to suck it and that this is war.
戰爭結束了 笨蛋 War is over, moron.
請進 卡拉 - 何解? Come on in, Kara. -How so?
優勝劣汰 收拾你的東西 Natural selection happened. Pack your shit.
打包箱在二樓 - 你耍我 Boxes are on the second floor. -You're fucking kidding me.
德裏克 冷靜 Derek, calm down.
你吹他喇叭了 You blew him, didn't you?
我何須如此屈尊 Like I need to stoop to that level.
現在 滾 Now...Get the fuck out of my face.
我要去九樓 I'm taking this to the nine.
當然 祝你好運 Sure. Good luck with that.
我要我的杯子 And I want my mug back.
九樓 公司董事會 The nine, the company's board of directors.
大家早上好 萬代公司的文件 Good morning, everybody. This is the vanda corp file.
沒有他們同意 無人可上下 No one here goes up or down without their vote.
謠傳他們實際上是生態控制系統 Rumor has it that they're actually cybernetic organisms,
但尚未得到正式確認 but that hasn't been officially confirmed yet.
常見的誤解 Now, there's a common misconception
羅馬角鬥中的死亡手勢 about the death gesture during gladiatorial combat.
在羅馬文中 The actual phrase used in Roman texts
拇指向下並不代表處死 doesn't translate as thumbs down,
大拇指橫刷才是處死 but rather thumbs turned.
我個人認為我們該吊死 Personally, I think we should hang,
或四馬分屍那個小混蛋 draw and quarter the little fucker.
那是我本人意見 請大家投票 But, you know, that's just me. So let's vote.
因為那代表勝利者 That's because the Victors
結果對手 finished off their opponents
用劍滑過喉嚨 with a sword thrust across the throat.
一致達成 傳萊斯特 So it's unanimous. Call Lester.
萊斯特·麥吉爾 人力資源部主管 Enter Lester mcgill, head of human resources.
不是她 是那個男人 No, not her. That guy.
他負責公司裁員 He takes care of the firm's layoffs.
他的方法很有效率 很適合這裏 He's as cold as his methods are efficient, a perfect fit here.
我們叫他死神 Naturally, we call him the reaper,
最不想看到門口 and he's the last person
站的是他 you want to see standing at your doorway.
介意我進來 德裏克? Mind if I come in...Derek?
說不可以嗎? If I said no?
謝謝 Thank you.
你知道具體情況嗎? D-do you even know what happened?
我才不管具體情況 I don't care what happened.
那你一定是卡拉的好朋友 You must be good friends with Kara, then.
我希望她及時死去 I hope she dies promptly.
很高興我們有某些共識 Glad we're on the same page.
九樓聽你的 我有證據證明... Um, the nine listen to you, and I have proof that...
在這裏簽名 - 這不是我的錯... Sign here... -...This was not my mist--
還有簽這裏 ...and here.
你在幹什麼? What the hell are you doing?
我的工作 My job.
所以你是她一邊的 So you are on her side.
我總是站對隊伍 I'm on the right side. Always am.
所以我開除你 That's why it's me firing you.
操你媽 Fuck you.
簽了樓上的文件 Sign these documents from upstairs
我可以清帳 把遣散費 so I can clear accounting to transfer your severance pay
打入你帳戶 into your account.
你知道這是什麼嗎? Do you know what this is?
一份聲明 說 This is a statement saying
我對萬代公司的爛攤子負全責 that I take full responsibility over the vanda corp mess.
存檔號為N 因為"不關我事" I'll have to file that under "n" for "not my problem."
我會被取消律師資格的 I could be disbarred.
我會面臨委託人訴訟 I could face legal action from the client.
而我只是送信的 德裏克 I'm just the messenger, Derek.
對我大喊大叫 就像遲到了 反而對手錶大喊大叫 Yelling at me is like yelling at your watch because you're late.
我為什麼要簽? Why would I sign this crap?
致富 To get rich.
很高興看到我們又一致了 Glad to see we're now on the same page.
很高興看到我沒有 Glad to see I'm not.
你想硬來? You want to do this the hard way?
我想做對 I want to do this the right way.
我想和他及九樓談談 I want to speak with him and the nine.
行政決定 不接受上訴 Executive decisions are not subject to appeal.
好極了 This one fucking better be
我不會離開這棟樓 直到我自己完成辯護 because I'm not leaving this building until I plead my case.
理解 Understood.
這棟大樓被隔離了 This building is under quarantine.
回到裏面去 Get back inside.
這是怎麼回事? What's going on here?
能不能告訴我... You can't tell me...
到底是怎麼回事? What the... -...Hell is going on?
本建築的通風系統內的... One of our pathogen sniffers
病原體嗅探器 in the building's ventilation system
發現了ID-7病毒的蹤跡 picked up traces of the ID-7 virus.
誰授權你 And who authorized you
在我的大樓裏安裝嗅探器? to install a sniffer in my building anyway?
自從得梅因市爆發以來 Since the outbreak in des moines,
對於公共場所 法律要求 detection devices are now legally required
全部加裝檢測器 in public places.
得梅因 媽的 Des moines. Fuck.
根據我們的預測 According to our projections,
被感染的建築物內 those infected in the building
很快有人顯示癥狀 如果還沒有 will begin to display symptoms soon, if not already.
專家已經釋放中和劑 Our experts have already released a neutralizer
進入通風系統 into your ventilation system.
應能消除所有病毒痕跡 All traces of the virus should be eliminated
大約八小時內 in approximately eight hours.
在此之前 這座大樓正式被隔離 Until then, this building is officially under quarantine.
接下來的八小時我們怎麼辦? So what are we supposed to do for the next eight hours?
盡量保持鎮靜 Try to remain calm.
所以我被這混蛋踢出屎來 So there I was getting the shit kicked out of me
躺在大堂地板上 on the lobby floor by this asshole.
但結果卻是 And then...Something...Happened!
我不想保持冷靜 Aah! -I don't want to remain calm!
你們來搞定 I want this fixed.
是我 Hey. It's me. It's me.
你沒事吧? - 我想我... You all right? -I think I just --
剛才打了犀牛的臉 I think I just punched a rhino in the face.
什麼? - 他襲擊了我 What? -He attacked me.
然後我就揍死了他 And then i-i just kicked his ass.
我要去跟九樓談談 I'm going to go talk to the nine.
不 - 就要 No. -Yeah.
走人吧 Fuck this place!
這一團糟是因禍得福 相信我 This mess is a blessing in disguise, trust me.
你不想像我一樣滾蛋的 You don't want to end up like me.
你在說什麼?你得先弄清楚狀況 What are you talking about? You have everything figured out!
不 德裏克 No, Derek.
冥想和焚香 This -- this -- this meditation and this incense,
都是胡扯 it's all bullshit.
你以為我喜歡甘藍的味道嗎? You think I like the taste of Kale?
拜託 我要死在裏面了 Come on! I'm fuckin' dead inside.
他們誤會我了 我得說理去 But they have me wrong. I have to tell them.
你知道他們的能耐嗎? Do you have any idea what they're capable of?
躲在自己辦公室就好 Just -- just -- just hide out in your office
直到病毒消退 until the virus subsides,
然後出門 不要回頭 then walk out those doors and don't look back.
像鳥兒一樣自由 Free as a bird.
好嗎? All right?
好的 Okay. -Okay.
現在走 Okay. -Now come on.
在你的麥草丸裏放些花生醬 Put some peanut butter in your wheatgrass shot.
怎麼樣? What do you say?
混蛋 Motherfucker!
檢疫結束之前 需要合作 Until the quarantine is over, we'll need your cooperation
以控制局面 to keep the situation under control.
我們比任何人都更清楚這種病毒 We know better than anyone else that this virus
會把人變成瘋子或白癡 turns people into maniacs or blathering idiots.
你可能知道 As you may know,
病毒引發了道德障礙癥 the virus triggers a breakdown of moral barriers,
被感染時 會釋放壓抑的情緒 unleashing repressed emotions in the infected,
包括憤怒 沮喪 恐懼 慾望 including anger, depression, fear, lust.
像可卡因? Like cocaine?
被感染的人會成為癮君子 An infected individual would make a coke addict
相比之下 更像模範公民 look like a model citizen by comparison.
但我們仍然感覺正常 But we still feel normal.
病毒會引起劇烈的情緒波動 The virus can cause drastic mood swings
具有潛在的暴力和嚴重後果 with potentially violent and severe consequences.
如果能避免與工作有關的壓力 It would be best if stressful work-related situations
那就最好了 were avoided.
我會去你家 Yeah. I'm going to come to your house,
我殺了你 and I'm going to fucking kill you!
再見 媽媽 Bye, mom.
抗抑鬱藥 興奮劑 Antidepressants, stimulants,
甚至咖啡因也能加速病毒起效 even caffeine can accelerate the virus's effect.
梅格 再來點咖啡 Meg, make more fucking coffee!
287名員工 So, what happens when 287 employees
平均時薪為每小時200美元 with average billing rates of $200 an hour
停止工作八小時? stop working for eight hours?
你們不知道? You don't know?
我損失了50萬美元 I lose half a million dollars!
去鞭策他們 大家都回去工作 Now, crack your whips. Everybody goes back to work.
如果他們不干 立即終止合同 And if they don't like it, they are terminated immediately
且沒有遣散費 and no severance packages.
施加我對他們的恐懼 Put the fear of me in them.
現在怎麼辦? What now?
德裏克·趙想來 Derek Cho wants clearance to come up.
為什麼? - 他說重新考慮了 What for? - He said he reconsidered,
但他想跟你 還有九樓先談談 but he wants to have a word with you and the nine first.
密碼是8*199 Your pass code is 8-star-1-9-9, fuck-head.
操你媽 Fuck you!
不 不 No, no.
不 往上 No, up.
往上 Up. Up.
讓我他媽的上去 Let me the fuck up!
克爾頓·斯奈德 又名公牛 老闆的非正式左膀 Colton snyder, aka the bull, the boss' unofficial left hook.
沒人知道他確切的工作 Nobody knows his exact job description.
但每當有一絲骯髒的苗頭 But whenever there's a hint of something dirty going on...
拿他電話 - 他就會出現 Take his phone. -...There he is.
你好 德裏克 Hello, Derek.
我很抱歉 Uh, look, I am so sorry
我們沒有機會再見面了 we didn't get a chance to meet again.
事情來了 你知道的 Uh, things came up. You know how it is.
我知道你在想什麼 Now, I know what you're thinking --
"內維爾·裏德 逃脫謀殺 "nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
也許我可以有小小的樂趣" Maybe I can have a little fun here."
你真的以為我沒看到嗎? Did you really think that i didn't see that coming?
我只想要回工作 Actually, I was just gonna ask for my job back.
但我也喜歡你的想法 But I like your idea, too.
我要揍你一拳 Well, I'm going to beat you to the punch.
好像很痛 Oh, ow. Now, that sounds like it hurt.
他受傷了嗎? - 是 先生 Is he hurt? -Yes, sir.
他在哭嗎? Is he crying?
沒有 先生 No, sir.
為什麼他沒哭? Well, why isn't he fucking crying?!
他現在哭了 先生 He is now, sir.
我想聽到骨頭斷裂聲 Now, I want to hear a bone break.
據說股骨是人體最硬的骨頭 They say the femur is the most difficult bone in the body
但我用小指就能解決 to break, but I'll settle for a pinkie.
我來了 德裏克 I'm coming, Derek.
怎麼了? What's happening?
混蛋 Motherfuckers!
誰告訴我這到底怎麼了? Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in there?
伊萬? Ewan?
我 聞到... I...Smell...
烤麵包味 Toast.
伊萬 Ewan.
伊萬 Ewan!
伊萬 伊萬? Ewan! -Ewan?
伊萬 Ewan!
你殺了伊萬? You killed Ewan?
出意外了 There's been an accident.
你知道損失多少時薪 Do you have any idea how many billable hours
在我找到接替者之前? I'm gonna lose until I find a replacement?
我更擔心屍體 I'm worried about the body right now.
我殺了他 - 你沒殺他 I killed him. - You didn't kill him.
病毒殺死了他 你被感染了 The virus killed him. You're infected.
不受懲罰 You have impunity!
我們的內維爾·裏德有先例 We have a precedent in nevil Reed.
請感謝德裏克 You can thank Derek for that.
混蛋 - 謝謝你 德裏克 Motherfucker. -Thank you for that, Derek.
把他和另一個人關起來 Lock him up with the other one
然後再回來 and then get back up here.
你在這裏幹什麼? What are you doing here?!
他們炒了我 They fired me.
那很好 That's nice.
正義得到伸張 Justice is served for once.
你在這裏幹什麼? What are you doing here?
保安報警了 Security called the cops,
但此處 在警方出現之前 早被隔離了 but this place was quarantined before they could show up,
所以他們把我扔在這個鬼地方 so they threw me in this hellhole.
我要起訴所有人和他們的祖母 I'm suing everyone and their grandmother
在我離開後 向上帝發誓 when I get out of here, i swear to god.
祝你好運 是ID-7 Good luck. It's ID-7!
沒有人對病毒負責 No one's liable for anything that they do.
就像你的日常 Just like any other day for you.
我們此處所為也無需負責 Yeah, we're not liable for what we do in here, either.
那我就吞了你的蛋 Nice, then I'll have your balls for dinner
因為你幹的好事 for that shit you pulled!
等等 Wait! Wait! Wait!
雖然瘋狂 This might sound crazy,
但我想我們可以互助 but I think we can help each other out here.
還記得艾琳·史邁爾 Okay? You remember Irene Smythe,
那個搞你的女人? the woman that fucking screwed you?
她現在就在大樓的閣樓裏 She's in the building's penthouse right now.
那又怎樣? So what?
你幫我去頂樓 她歸你 You help me get to the top, and she's all yours.
我們有機會 追責這些混蛋 This is our shot to hold these assholes accountable
因為他們傷天害理 for all the fucking damage that they've done!
一旦檢疫結束 我們就沒機會了 And our chance goes away as soon as this quarantine is over.
怎樣? Yeah?
我現在可以起來了嗎? Can I get up now?
你不再混蛋? Are you going to stop being an asshole?
我不是混蛋 That's debatable.
你在找什麼? What are you looking for?
漏洞 A loophole.
我的專長 It's my specialty.
我不認為房間裏有工作電話 I don't think they'd lock us up in a room with working phones.
我不需要工作電話 I don't need a working phone.
只是需要這些那些 Just need bit of this, a bit of that.
接通弗蘭克即可 Build a franken-phone.
電話誰?警察不能進入大樓 And call who? Cops can't enter the building.
我不會報警的 I'm not calling the cops.
先生?德裏克·趙以某種方式 Uh, sir? Um, Derek Cho somehow managed
與萬代公司首席執行官建立了聯繫 to set up a call with vander corp's ceo,
他們想讓你加入 and they wanted you to join in.
一分鐘 In a minute.
抱歉久等 弗蘭克 Sorry to keep you waiting, frank.
我洗耳恭聽 I'm all ears!
很高興你能加入我們 約翰 Ah, glad you could join us, John.
我一直與你們的律師們 Well, I've been having a nice, long chat
愉快地交談 with one of your lawyers.
你還在嗎 德裏克 You still there, Derek?
是 先生 我在 Yes, uh, sir. I am still here.
好 約翰 你能提醒我一下嗎? Good. John, can you please remind me?
為什麼我給TSC做生意? Why do I do business with tsc?
因為外面是叢林 弗蘭克 Well, because it's a jungle out there, frank.
你不僅需要嚮導 And not only do you need a guide,
你也需要獅子在你身邊行走 but you also need a lion walking right by your side.
我們既是獅子 也是嚮導 And we are your lion and your guide.
你是嗎? - 是的 Are you? - Yeah.
我們只關注 Well, we're just a touch concerned
你有否不可告人的動機 that you may have ulterior motives.
我們絕不會與客戶反目 弗蘭克 We would never turn against our clients, frank.
那倒是真的 Well, that may be true,
德裏克通知我 有個特定的文件 but Derek has alerted me to a certain document
表明了相反的意見 that seems to suggest otherwise.
那報告 是TSC為萬代公司寫的 It's a report that, uh, tsc did for vander corp.
分析了對弗蘭克的... It analyzes the advisability
前商業夥伴提起... of filing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit
數百萬美元訴訟的可取性 against one of frank's ex-business associates.
你還記得這份報告嗎 約翰? Do you remember this report, John?
不記得 No.
我得說 報告寫得很好 I must say, it's well-written.
我喜歡這種積極的財務報告 I like how it weighs the slim possibility
表明存在巨額潛在訴訟費用 of a positive financial outcome
而獲勝希望卻很小 against the enormous potential litigation costs.
你同意這份報告嗎 德裏克? Do you agree with this report, Derek?
不 先生 我不 Uh, no, sir. I do not.
我相信你能贏得訴訟 I believe you could have won the suit.
為什麼顧問建議我反對? Then why did your advisers advise me against it?
顧問錯過了提交動議的最後期限 Your advisers missed the deadline to file the motion.
你認為TSC失職了? So you believe that tsc dropped the ball on this one?
我想他們失職了 先生 Uh, I believe they dropped the ball, sir.
但他們也栽贓嫁禍 Uh, but then they also defecated on the ball
還奸了被害者 先生 and then sodomized the ball, sir.
有趣 Hmm. Interesting.
約翰 Oh, and, John,
我剛好有你最後一張發票 I just happen to have your last invoice here with me.
很順利 That went well.
我要你扯斷他的電話 I want you to rip the fucking phone out of his hands,
扯斷他的手 his hands off his fucking body now!
我能訂兩份辣香腸比薩餅嗎 Uh, yeah. Can I please order two pepperoni pizzas
還有熱雞翅? and some, uh, hot wings?
為什麼不 再加大蒜麵包 Yeah. Why not? Throw some, uh, garlic bread in there.
你們要什麼嗎? Do you guys want anything?
布倫達 該死的電話壞了 Brenda! This fucking phone doesn't work!
老天 夥計 他惹到你了? Christ, man! He fuck your girl, too?
媽的 西裝仔 你們互不尊重 Damn, suit, you don't even respect each other.
你是對的 You're right.
我們不尊重 We don't.
現在怎麼辦? Now what?
該幹活了 Time to go to work.
開始隔離倒計時 They started a countdown for the quarantine,
來自辦公APP posted in an interoffice app.
夠時間了 Well, it's enough time to get the job done.
這地方沒那麼大 I mean, this place isn't that big.
老闆是個狂暴癮君子 Ah, the boss is a fucking raging cokehead.
肯定會有更多的守衛 There's definitely gonna be more guards.
我多帶點釘子 Fine. I'll bring more nails.
去頂樓的唯一方法是用門禁卡 The only way to the top floor is with the key card
或一次性密碼 or a one-time password.
怎樣才能拿到門禁卡? So who do we have to fuck up to get the card?
首先 六樓有個傻帽 Okay. First, there's an ass-hat on the sixth floor
有二級門禁卡 who's got a level-two key card.
可以到七樓 It can take us to the seventh floor,
那邊有個婊子 giving us access to the bitch
有三級門禁卡 who's got a level-three key card.
極端措施 對嗎? Hey, extreme measures, right?
星期三 Wednesdays. -Hey!
他? Him?
是 Yep.
打開該死的門 Open the fucking door!
操你媽的 Fuck you, motherfucker!
你開門動作像我奶奶 You open doors like my grandmother fucks!
開門 Open the door!
打開那該死的門 Open the fucking door!
開門 Open the door!
噓 Shh!
我真的很困擾 It really bothers me that women
女人在工作場所的待遇 和男人不一樣 don't get the same treatment as men in the workplace.
我追求男女平等 I'm all about gender equality here.
德裏克 Derek!
需要幫忙嗎? - 不需要 西裝仔 Need a hand? -I don't need your help, suit.
但我需要你的幫忙 But I need yours.
操你媽 Fuck you.
也操你媽 Fuck you, too.
我們可以進來嗎? - 我可以說不嗎? May we come in? -And if I said no?
你得和我的同事商量一下 You'll have to confer with my associate.
還有我的 瘸子 And mine, gimpy.
你想要什麼? - 門禁卡 What do you want? -Key card.
不止我一人有二級門禁卡 I'm not the only one with a level-two key card.
但你開除了我 混蛋 But you are the one that fired me, asshole!
錯 公司解雇了你 別用槍指著信使 Wrong. The firm fired you. Don't nail-gun the messenger.
上帝 Oh, my god.
你理由充足 You bring up a very good point.
抱歉 萊斯特 我們沒事了 I'm so sorry, Lester. We're good.
我們沒事 夥計 We're -- we're -- we're totally good, man.
我算在公司頭上 Um, I will take it up with the firm,
但我想知道在哪裏能找到公司 but I would love to know where I could find the firm,
因為我喜歡踢公司的屁股 because I would love to kick the firm's ass.
你不能踢公司的屁股 You can't kick a firm's ass.
問題所在 That's the point.
那我們還是得回你面前 Oh. Well, then that brings us back to you.
我只是履行本職 I was just doing my job.
沒有一滴雨認為自己能引發洪水 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
我知道那什麼意思 I get what that means.
如果我給你門禁卡 後果怎樣? You know what will happen to me if I give you this key card?
文件存檔號為N I'm going to have to file that under "n"
因為"不關我事" for "not my fucking problem."
操 Fuck!
不 鋸子 No! The saw!
極端措施 Extreme measures!
上 Go!
幫個小忙? A little help?
準備好了嗎? You ready? - Ah! Ah!
會很疼的 It's gonna hurt a lot.
你很享受吧? You're enjoying this, aren't you?
你還是他們之一 - 我以為我們一組的 You're still one of them. -I thought we were a team.
暫時的 For the time being.
好吧 數到... All right. On the count of...
冷靜 All right. Calm down.
媽的 Oh, fuck.
至少你像那人一樣 At least you're not that guy.
讓開 娘們 快 Move aside, pussies. Come on.
等等 我有個主意 Wait. Wait. I have an idea.
操你媽 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
你真酷 操你媽 You're cool! Fuck you!
還沒完嗎? Are we done here yet?
現在好了 We are now.
拿著我的電話 Here, take my phone.
我要你拍點東西 I need you to film something.
拍什麼? Film what?
來吧 Okay. Here we go.
文件32376 公訴裏德 Case file 32376, the people vs. Reed.
法院的案子大家都知道了 Now, you all know the court case,
現在討論內維爾·裏德本人 but let's discuss Mr. nevil Reed the man, shall we?
據所有人說 裏德先生 By all accounts, Mr. Reed
是正直的社會中流砥柱 was an upstanding pillar of the community,
21歲時獲得兩個碩士學位 earned two master's degrees by the age of 21.
他娶了大學情人 He married his college sweetheart
是雙胞胎女兒的父親 and is the father of beautiful twin girls.
但裏德先生染上ID-7病毒後 But when Mr. Reed contracted the ID-7 virus, shit got real.
"被純粹的人性淹沒 "Overwhelmed by pure ID,
內維爾·裏德變得不由自主 nevil Reed became prone to involuntary,
異常且和令人震驚的衝動 aberrant, and shocking impulses.
他犯了可怕的... He commited a gruesome,
光天化日之的不可告人的罪行 unspeakable act in broad daylight
於充滿證人的房間裏" in a room full of witnesses."
現在 我們正在見證一個模範公民 Now, we're witnessing a model citizen here
變成了野蠻的 transformed into a brutal,
嗜血殺戮機器 bloodthirsty killing machine
一眨眼的功夫而已 at the blink of an infected eye.
所以請問 So I ask you this.
是他的錯 還是病毒的錯? Is it his fault or is it the virus's?
我們討論一下 Let's discuss.
很快見 混蛋 See you soon, fuckers.
媽的 Shit.
卡拉 他上來了 他拿到了萊斯特的門禁卡 Kara, he's on his way up. He has got Lester's key card.
真的? Oh, really?
真可惜 先生 That's a shame, a real shame, sir.
只是想知道 他們拿到卡 Just wondering, did they get it before or after
是在鋸殺萊斯特 之前還是之後? butchering Lester with an electric saw?
冷靜點 過來 Just calm down and come up here!
私人電梯有守衛 They're guarding the private elevator.
我不能離開辦公室 I can't leave the office.
那就毀了這張卡 Then destroy the card.
這是我唯一的籌碼 It's my only leverage.
卡拉 我向你保證 Kara, I promise you,
我會盡所能阻止他接近你 I will do everything in my power to ensure he doesn't get to you.
如果他來了 你必須保護高層 But if he does, you must protect those above you.
高層去死 Fuck those above me!
我會給你 你一直想要的加薪 I'll give you the raise you always wanted.
操你的加薪 Fuck your raise!
我會讓你成為合夥人 I'll make you partner.
滾你...好吧 Fuck your -- deal.
我把卡扔出窗外 I'll throw it out the window.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
梅格 Meg!
藏在安全的地方 別告訴我 Hide this somewhere safe and don't tell me where.
現在多弄點咖啡 And make more fucking coffee now!
愚蠢的婊子 Stupid bitch.
電梯是上樓唯一的路 The elevator's the only way upstairs.
我們可以在這裏伏擊她 We can ambush her here.
需要點時間 Well, it's gonna be a while.
三個頂級樂隊 Top three bands, go.
只三個? Only three?
只三個 這就是規矩 Only three, that's the rules.
好吧 All right.
摩托頭樂隊 Motorhead. -Oh.
DRI 和早期的炭疽樂隊 D.R.I. And early Anthrax.
重金屬樂隊 直到吐 Oh. -Metal till I fucking puke.
好了 All right. Okay.
不是我所期望的 但卻是上佳選擇 That's not what I expected, but fine choices.
你想要什麼 戴夫馬修斯樂隊? What did you -- what did you expect, the Dave Matthews Band?
戴夫馬修斯樂隊是個好... Hey, Dave Matthews Band is actually a good --
滾開 混蛋 轉身就對了 other way, asshole. Go. Turn around. Yep. You got it.
你個混蛋 喬 You fucking dick, Joe!
什麼? What?
戴夫馬修斯樂隊是一個很好的樂隊 Dave Matthews Band is a good band.
天哪 - 你聽過直播嗎? Oh, my god. -You ever heard them live?
我寧願嚼玻璃 I would rather chew glass.
真的嗎? Are you serious?
因為他們很受歡迎 Just because they're popular
並不意味著他們的音樂很糟糕 doesn't mean that they're bad at music.
我實際上認為 I think it's actually that people think
人們是歡迎多過討厭 it's more popular to dislike them,
他們想扮酷 so they're just trying to be cool.
胡說八道 - 好吧 It's bullshit. -All right. Fine.
火人節 我會去看他們的 I'll go see them at burning man.
好吧 你想怎樣都行 All right, make fun all you want,
如果我們離開這裏 我請你看 but if we ever get out of here, I'm gonna get us tickets,
7月份 體育館有表演 all right, to the coliseum show in July.
我會帶你去 And I'm gonna take you there,
我要你接受偉大音樂的洗禮 and I'm gonna turn you on to some great musicianship.
你要我洗禮? - 對 洗禮 You're gonna turn me on? -Turn you on, yes.
我們出去買勃肯鞋 之前還是之後? Before or after we go out to buy birkenstocks?
滾 - 你穿襪子嗎? Fuck off. -Do you wear them with socks?
我打賭你穿 I bet you do.
再告訴我一次 Okay. So -- so -- so just tell me again
為什麼你不能派小分隊阻止這個混蛋 why you can't send a unit in to just stop this asshole.
全副武裝的特警隊在充滿平民的大樓裏 A heavily armed SWAT team in a building filled with civilians
如果感染病毒 將是災難性的 infected with the virus would be catastrophic.
為此 我們需要... For that, we need to --
對不起 你在做什麼? excuse me. What are you doing?
過敏 Allergies.
你是誰 我的心理醫生? Who are you, my fucking therapist?
總之 我們只能和員工談談 Anyway, all we can do is talk to the employee
緩和局勢 in an attempt to defuse the situation.
我們目前現場有心理學家 We currently have a psychologist on-site
可能會和受感染者交談 who could possibly talk to the infected individual.
全員通知 Notify the team down in accounting.
我懸賞姓周的腦袋15萬美金 I'm offering 150 grand for Cho's head.
你說的是謀殺 You're talking about murder here.
賞金起碼45萬 You should be offering at least 450.
同意 Agreed.
離檢疫隔離還有四小時 Four hours left till the quarantine lifts.
我們快沒時間了 We're running out of time.
有時你得說 "搞什麼鬼? Well, sometimes you got to say, "what the fuck?
先干後說" Make your move."
"冒險的生意" "Risky business." -Yeah.
好吧 All right. Whew.
你好 德裏克 我叫馬克 Hello, Derek? My name's mark.
疾控中心的心理醫生 I'm a psychologist working with the CDC.
能聽到我嗎? - 他能聽到你 馬克 Can you hear me? -Yes, he can hear you, mark.
我只是告訴你 I was just told that you were
現在有點壓力 under a bit of stress right now,
所以我想看看你 so I wanted to check in on you.
能談談嗎?能說下你的感受嗎? Can we talk? Can you tell me how you feel?
我感覺如何? Um, how do I feel?
我想脫掉衣服 Um I feel like taking my clothes off.
我想造成 Mm-hmm. - I feel like causing
巨額財產損失 extraordinary amounts of property damage.
我想尖叫 我想搞亂 I feel like I want to scream. I want to fuck.
我想扭四肢 折斷骨頭 I feel like twisting limbs and breaking bones!
我感覺很好 馬克 I feel great, mark.
是病毒在說話 That's the virus talking.
我同意 馬克 I agree, mark.
德裏克現在腦子不清楚 Derek isn't thinking clearly right now.
他被本性所吞噬 他沒有注意到... He's so consumed by his ID that he hasn't noticed
我們就是來幫他的 that we're just here to help him.
你應該聽她的 德裏克 You should listen to her, Derek.
你為什麼不坐下來 平靜呼吸 好好談談? Why don't you sit down, take a breath, and talk it out?
好好談談 Talk it out.
當然 Sure.
我會好好談談的 I'll talk it out. - Yeah.
我們談談吧 Let's just have a conversation.
三號曲 Track three.
最好別是戴夫馬修斯樂隊 Better not be fucking Dave Matthews Band.
OK Okay.
無關者 可以離開了 Those of you who don't want to be a part of this can leave now.
德裏克 請聽我說 Derek, please listen to me.
但如果你選擇留下 But if you choose to stay,
似乎正是你們的選擇... which it seems like you guys are choosing...
德裏克 求你了 - ...理解並同意 Derek, please. - ...You understand and agree
以下條款和條件 to the following terms and conditions.
德裏克 - 一 Derek! - One...
德裏克 這是病毒在說話 Derek, this is the virus talking.
你特此放棄自己的權利 ...you hereby waive your right...
德裏克 求你了 - 放棄個人 Derek, please. - ...To your own personal
身體完整 bodily integrity.
這不是你 - 二 This is not you. - Two...
我是持有執照的心理學家 I'm a licensed psychologist.
任何公訴內維爾·裏德案件 ...per the state vs. Nevil Reed,
我的同事和我不會被追究刑事責任 my colleague and I will not be held criminally liable
因為任何重罪或輕罪 for any felony or misdemeanor that you may be a victim of,
包括但不限於重度攻擊 including but not limited to aggravated assault,
重度毆打 嚴重混亂行為 aggravated battery, disorderly conduct,
破壞財產 傷害及一級謀殺 destruction of property, mayhem, and first-degree murder.
三 條款和條件可能會改變或更新 And, three, terms and conditions may change or be updated
只要我他媽的願意 whenever the fuck I want!
請考慮 Consider yourselves notified.
你好? Hello?
德裏克? Derek?
有人在嗎? Is anyone there?
敲 敲 Knock, knock.
門禁卡 幫幫忙 Key card, por favor.
如果你想要 你就得談判 If you want it, you'll have to negotiate.
談判已經結束 Negotiations have ended.
那麼檢疫也是 Well, so will the quarantine,
我不知道門禁卡在哪 and I don't know where the key card is.
你想要什麼? - 休戰 What do you want? -A truce.
去你的休戰 Fuck your truce.
沒有休戰 沒有門禁卡 No truce, no key card.
好吧 All right.
告訴我它在哪裏 Tell me where it is,
我倆各過獨木橋 and I promise I'll be on my way and leave you alone.
你言出必行 德裏克 You're a man of your word, Derek.
所以我才相信你 That's why I believe you.
所以你從來沒有搭檔 And that's -- that's why you never made partner.
門禁卡 Key card.
門禁卡 德裏克 Key card, Derek.
現在別犯傻了 Don't be stupid now.
好孩子 There's a good boy.
梅格 - 梅格 Meg! -Yeah, Meg!
拿著門禁卡 德裏克 滾蛋 Take your key card, Derek, and fuck off.
什麼卡? What card?
我看到的 只是一塊廢焦塑料 All I see is a useless piece of scorched plastic on the table.
奇怪 我也是 Strange. Me too.
你也看到了嗎 梅格? - 是 Is that what you see, too, Meg? -Yep.
告訴我 梅格 親愛的 So tell me, Meg, sweetie,
你為什麼把這塊廢塑料給我 why did you bring me this useless piece of plastic
而不是我的門禁卡? instead of my key card?
那是你的門禁卡 或者它曾經是 Oh, that is your key card, or it used to be
在我把它放進微波爐之前 before I put it inside a microwave oven.
你為什麼要這麼做 And why would you do that, i wonder? Huh?
你和其他所有的助理一樣 梅格 You're exactly like every other assistant, Meg.
你是一個乏味的 底層的 寄生的混蛋 You're a vapid, bottom-feeding, parasitic shithead!
你空有一對無腦的奶子 You're a pair of tits with zero talent.
告訴我 梅格 無能婊 So tell me, Meg, you incompetent cunt,
為何毀掉門禁卡? what could possibly possess you to destroy my key card?
因為樓上的人都知道你會出賣他們 Because everyone upstairs knew you would betray them.
所以他們給我升職 So they offered me a promotion
以換取毀掉這張卡 in exchange for destroying the card.
所以 So
我不再為你工作了 賤人 I guess I no longer work for you, you fucking bitch.
事實上 我不需要再聽到 In fact, I don't have to listen
你的醜惡而尖銳的聲音 to your hideous, shrill voice ever again!
去你的 - 去你的 Fuck you! -Fuck you!
現在是派對 Now it's a party!
上帝 Oh, my god! Yes!
只是想說 Hey, just wanted to say,
沒有更多謊言 沒有更多權力遊戲 no more lies, no more power games...
別再廢話了 ...no more bullshit,
不再有海妖之歌 and no more siren song.
對了 梅格 她有點瘋狂 By the way, Meg, she's a little crazy.
她很完美 She's perfect here.
哥們 那個怪胎秀有超好的鞋子 Dude, that freak show had some super-good-quality shoes.
簡直和操逼一樣舒服 These are comfy as fuck!
我喜歡這杯子 I loved this mug. - Mm.
我第一天上班就是這杯子 I got it on the, uh, first day that I started here.
我姐姐給我的 My sister gave it to me.
去他媽的鬼地方 Fuck this place.
你還有法拍屋文件嗎? Do you still have that, um, foreclosure paperwork on you?
有 Uh, yeah.
幹嘛? Why?
讓我來看看 Let me take a little look at it.
怎麼? What?
你很走運 You're in luck.
這個按揭是壞批次 This mortgage is part of a bad batch.
原文件已經歸檔了多次 Original paperwork was filed so many times
很難找到了 that it'd be tough to find.
甚至丟失了 Oh. -Could even be lost.
所以 如果我請求銀行的原始文件 So if I ask the bank for the original paperwork...
你會置他們於尷尬的境地 You'd put them in a tough spot.
或者樓上的簽名根本無效 Or a signature from upstairs could void it completely.
真的? Really?
很抱歉沒能早點幫你 Hey, I'm sorry for not helping you earlier.
我應該的 但我沒有 I should've, but I didn't.
沒關係 It's okay.
別再這樣了 Just don't do it again, I guess.
開拍了沒有? You rolling?
往後推 Push back. Push back.
好 停 All right. Stop.
你能看見他嗎? Can you see him?
不 No.
去你的 德裏克 Fuck you, Derek.
你朋友? Is that your friend?
天啊 Oh, god.
把那個給我 Hey, give that to me.
沒事的 Hey. Hey, it's all right.
他有孩子 He has kids.
啊 天啊 Ah! Oh, god.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
對不起 I'm sorry.
這該死的病毒 This fucking virus, it just takes --
跑到11樓了 just takes everything up to 11.
我注意到了 I've noticed.
我就知道 I know, right? -Yeah.
我喜歡這種病毒 I like this virus. -Yeah.
現在怎麼辦? So what now?
我想我們應該交換號碼 Um, I think we should definitely exchange numbers,
考慮一間公寓 也許養條狗 consider an apartment, maybe a dog.
那太好了 - 不 你個白癡 現在怎麼辦? That'd be nice. -No, you idiot! What now?
讓我們看看 Um, let's see.
雷向辦公室職員發送了最新消息 Ray sent an update to the office staff.
誰是雷? Who's ray?
網管 He's the it guy.
混蛋 Fuckers.
一定有別的方式上樓 There must be another way we can get up there.
不用門禁卡 Not without the key card.
除非 Unless...
除非什麼? Unless what?
他想要什麼? What's he want?
雷搞不定電梯 Ray can't fix the elevators,
但我還有個主意 but I have another idea.
雷 Ray!
我現在真的很忙 I'm really busy right now!
該死的 為什麼不能用? God damn it! Fuck you! Why won't you fucking work?
雷 Ugh! -Ray!
我們需要你的幫助 We need your help.
我靠 怎麼會這樣? Holy shit! How'd that happen?
我們要他幫忙 他說他很忙 Well, we asked for his help, and then he said he was busy.
真的?歡迎來網管部 Really? Welcome to it.
我們需要你侵入電腦 We need you to hack into someone's computer.
我需要國際刑警組織少跟我囉嗦 And I need interpol to get off my back,
還有什麼新聞? so what else is fucking new?
哪台電腦? Who we talking about?
艾琳·史邁爾 Irene Smythe.
去她的 Oh, fuck her.
什麼?搞什麼 What? What the...
噓 Shh.
網管部 It department.
我的電腦出了什麼毛病? What's wrong with my computer?
除非你告訴他哪裏疼 醫生才好治 Doctor can't do much until you tell him where it hurts.
我的網絡比你的大腦慢 My Internet is slower than your brain.
奇跡啊 考慮到預算 Well, that's a miracle considering the budget
我有安裝和更新 that I have for installs and updates.
說真的 你怎麼能指望我繼續做 Seriously, how do you expect me to keep running things
一個人 一間房 if you have one guy in one room
還在地下室 能幹毛? down in the fucking basement doing everything?
說真的 我能幹什麼? Seriously, and what do I get?
我得到否認 否認 否認 否認 I get denial, denial, denial, denial,
我所有的預算都被否決了 對吧? denial on all my fucking budgets, right?
但是 " 雷 請給我一個APP But, "oh, ray, please give me an app!
確保..." - 我感到震驚 Make sure that --" -i am shocked!
我感到震驚 I'm shocked and appalled,
我一定會跟約翰提這個 and I'll definitely bring this up with John,
但同時 你能做好該死的工作嗎? but in the meantime, can you do your fucking job?
冷靜 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cool your bloomers.
稍等 Hold on.
剛給你發了補丁 - 補丁? Just sent you a patch. -A patch?
安裝的文件 It's a file that you install
你前面的那個東西叫電腦 on that thing in front of you called a computer.
好 Okay.
可能比較複雜 但別擔心 Look, this might get complicated for you, but don't worry.
我會親自幫你完成整個過程 I'll take you through the whole process myself.
準備好了嗎? - OK You ready? -Okay.
單擊桌面上的文件 Click on the file that's on your desktop.
好了 - 現在單擊"安裝" Done. - Now click "install."
太粗魯了 So rude.
你知道 夠好笑 You know, funny enough,
我認為病毒確實讓她更友善 I think the virus actually made her nicer.
那個文件也稱為 I could've called that file
卑鄙的特洛伊毀滅者 終極硬盤強姦犯 mean trojan destroyer, the ultimate hard drive rapist,
她還是會安裝的 and she still would have installed it.
我們進去了 And we're in.
這些是她的文件? Okay. So what we're looking at, th-- those are her files?
所有文件 哪怕毛片 Every last one of them, even the porn.
看來她有隱瞞 Seems she's got a thing for feet.
你想要什麼? What do you want?
我要你假裝那是寧靜的村莊 I want you to pretend that that is a peaceful village
美麗的處女居住 inhabited by gorgeous virgin maidens.
你知道 臭烘烘的 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're the, you know, smelly,
好鬥的海盜王 aggressive viking king.
我平靜了 You had me at peaceful.
搞什麼 What -- what the...
雷 那個補丁擦掉了我的硬盤 Ray, you ignoramus, that patch thing has erased my hard drive.
艾琳 Hey, Irene.
我有好消息 壞消息和更壞的消息 要告訴你 I got good news, bad news, and worse news for you.
好消息是 我們得到了 Good news is, is we have a copy
備份服務器上 你硬盤數據副本 of your hard drive on the backup server.
壞消息是我拿到了數據 Bad news is that I have it.
更壞的消息是如果你想要的話 Worse news is that, if you want it,
你得下來拿 you got to come down and get it.
交易什麼? What trade?
門禁卡換數據副本 The backup copy for my key card.
這個公司的備份值幾百萬 That backup is worth millions to this firm.
你真的在聽我說話嗎? Are you actually listening to me?
我要見他 故事結束 I'm meeting him. End of story.
太好了 我現在就脫掉褲子 Oh, great. Should I just remove my pants now
讓他干我時 更容易些? to make it easier for him when he comes up here to fuck me?
我不打算把門禁卡給他 I'm not going to give him my key card.
他對你耍了手段 Well, he has got leverage against you.
那個白癡讓我決定碰頭地點 The idiot let me decide on the meeting spot.
你那張呢 克爾頓? Where's your piece, Colton?
她很乾淨 All right. She's clean.
她是誰? Who is she?
她是你的抵押貸款帳戶之一 She's one of the mortgage accounts that you, uh...
我是梅蘭妮·克羅斯 我住太平洋22樓 I'm Melanie cross. I live at 22nd and pacific.
不會太久的 Not for long.
只是 Ah, just --
門禁卡 - 文件 key card. -Files.
你在找這個嗎? Are you, uh, looking for this?
OK Okay.
小建議 Um, just a little pro tip.
公司員工的智商 Employees' iqs at this firm
與他們的薪水成反比 are inversely proportionate to their salaries,
所以這主意不好 so it's probably not a good idea
試圖以更少的薪水來智取某人 to try to outsmart someone with a smaller paycheck.
門禁卡 Key card.
現在給我硬盤 Now give me the hard drive.
我已經履行協議 I've done my bit.
還沒有 Not yet.
得先簽這個 Got to sign this first.
我可以簽這個 Oh, oh, I could sign this,
然後聲稱臨時性精神病 sure, then claim temporary insanity
解散之 and have it dismissed.
對不起 親愛的 Sorry, sweetie, but you can always take it
有了卡 你想上樓干誰都行 to the man upstairs with that card you've got if you like.
你這個婊子 You fucking whore!
給我們一分鐘 - 完全 Give us a minute. -Yeah, totally.
子彈是懦夫的 Bullets are for cowards.
該死 Oh, shit.
不 不 等等 No, no, wait!
那張卡不管用 That card doesn't work.
需要授權訪問代碼 It needs an access code.
我學乖了 I got it.
不 不 No. No!
不 不 不 No, no! No!
我要燒掉你的眼睛 I'm gonna burn your eyes out.
我受夠了 I am done fucking around.
馬上給我們密碼 Give us the code right now.
我會給你密碼的 但這算新的交易 孩子 I'll give you the code, but here's the new deal, boy.
你把她給我 - 什麼? You give me her. -What?
她毀了我的工作 多年的心血 She destroyed my work. That's years of my life.
你想報仇?把我要的給我 You want your revenge? Well, give me mine.
我只想要回我的家 混蛋 I just want my home back, you asshole!
檢疫很快就結束 The quarantine is ending soon.
你的時間快用完了 Your time is running out.
給我密碼 Give me the access code!
我給你專業的提示 I'll give you a pro tip.
你想游到頂層嗎? You want to swim to the top?
降低體重 Drop the dead weight.
她會下手的 She'll do it.
五 Five!
四 Four!
三 Three.
二 一 Two! -One.
成交 Deal.
去你的 德裏克 媽的西裝仔 Fuck you, Derek, you piece-of-shit suit!
你就跟他們一樣 你屬於這裏 You're just like all of them! You belong here!
操 Aah, fuck!
好了? Done? -Mm-hmm.
操你媽 Fuck you! Fuck you.
我馬上回來 親愛的 I'll be back shortly, sweetie. Come on.
只能用一次 These things only work once.
別做傻事 Don't do anything stupid.
能看見嗎 德裏克? Can you see it, Derek?
看到問題解決辦法沒有? Can you see the solution to our problem here?
你被感染了 你不受懲罰 You're infected. You have impunity!
內維爾·裏德 他逃脫了謀殺 Nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
也許我能在這裏玩得開心點 Maybe I can have a little fun here.
我要揍你一拳 Well, I'm gonna beat you to the punch.
我們討論一下 Let's discuss.
什麼? What's that?
我投降的條款 合夥合同 The terms of my surrender, partnership contract.
你真是個混蛋 You're a fucking piece of shit.
我的人殺了你的人 Look, my guy killed your guy.
你殺了我的人 所以我們扯平了 You killed my guy, so we're even.
我們現在就開始做生意吧 Let's just get down to business now, huh?
女士 Ladies.
獲得每月收益 Monthly profit participation,
年度業績獎金 車輛津貼 annual performance bonus, vehicle allowances,
煤氣 維修 保險 司機 gas, maintenance, insurance, chauffeur.
費用賬戶 全手機津貼 Expense accounts, full cellphone allowances,
有償停車 鄉村俱樂部費用 paid parking, country-club fees.
我知道你很欣賞這一切 德裏克 I've seen you admiring all of this, Derek.
這不是你一直想要的嗎? Isn't this what you've always wanted?
是的 Yes.
為什麼你手裏沒有鋼筆? Then why don't I see a fucking pen in your hand?
你真的想在未來的20年裏 Do you really want to spend the next 20 years of your life
全靠工作生存嗎 just working your ass off for what,
卻只能得到我給你的一半? maybe half of what i just offered you?
簽吧 德裏克 Sign it, Derek.
簽了 我就吹你喇叭 Sign it, and I'll suck your cock.
簽了 我會幫你的 Sign it, and I'll help.
聰明 - 富有 Be smart. -Be rich.
不 No.
我的更大 Mine's bigger.
我的總是更大 Mine's always bigger.
你這混蛋 You fucker.
你的問題 德裏克 是沒有遠見 That's your problem, Derek. No vision.
操你媽 Fuck you.
鐵桿 Fuck! Iron!
不是9號 是5號桿 No, not the 9, the 5!
看看你的搭檔 Look at your partners.
看看你的搭檔 Look at your partners!
知道他們現在在想什麼嗎? You know what they're thinking right now?
他們在想這塊餡餅有多大 They're thinking how big their piece of the pie
一旦你不再有分成 is gonna get once you stop taking yours.
投票吧? This is where we vote, right?
我們投票 快點 Well, then let's vote. Make it quick.
你能行嗎 德裏克?你能行嗎? Can you do it, Derek? Can you do it?
不 因為你太娘娘腔了 No, because you're too much of a pussy,
所以我在這裏 你在底層 which is why I'm up here and you are down there.
但當一切都結束時 But when this is all over,
我也會朝你的屍體上撒尿 I will piss on your corpse, as well.
國王倒下了 And so the king falls.
檢疫即將解除 With the quarantine about to lift,
我終於告到九樓了 I finally got to plead my case to the nine --
對不起 八樓...我自己的法庭 excuse me, eight -- and have my own day in court.
令人驚訝的是 Surprisingly, given the fact
鑒於我把前任CEO從陽台上扔下去 that I just threw their former ceo off a balcony,
他們似乎很願意傾聽 they seemed pretty willing to listen.
帶著冷靜和禮貌 In a calm and collected manner,
我向他們解釋了我的處境 I explained to them my situation,
我對公司的忠誠 my dedication to the firm,
比我高的高層 the abuse of company resources
濫用公司資源 by those above my pay grade, yada yada.
我不需要用長格式來煩你 I don't need to bore you with the long-form version.
有了良好辯護詞 並根據當天的事件 With a sound defense and in light of the day's events,
我懇求 I pled that...
拿回我的工作 I think I deserve my job back.
但當他們投票時 我恍然大悟 But as they voted, it dawned on me,
我姐姐多年來一直想告訴我的事 something my sister had been trying to tell me for years,
今天我的新朋友提醒了我 what my new friend reminded me today.
不是我驅使工作 是工作驅使了我 I didn't have a job. The job had me.
我只是另一個該死的奴隸 I was just another fucking slave to the grind.
我們用善意來描繪未來的道路 Look, we paint our paths with the best of intentions,
但在一天結束的時候 but at the end of the day,
有時需要借用意外 sometimes it takes a brushstroke of circumstance
或是致命病毒 讓我們再次踏上正確的道路 or a deadly virus to set us on the right path again.
TSC事件 Oh, and the incident at tsc, as they're calling it,
最終成為加速疫苗的分水嶺 ended up being a watershed case to finally accelerate a vaccine
可防止ID-7病毒的癥狀 to prevent the symptoms of the ID-7 virus,
等待藥監局批准 當然 pending fda approval, of course.
不客氣 You're welcome.
對於公司本身 And for the firm itself,
和別的混蛋公司 well, they did what any corporate asshole
沒什麼兩樣 in a corner would do.
他們給了我工作 They offered me towers' job.
和大佬平起平坐 Finally a seat at the big kids' table.
所以我坐上了寶座 So I took the gig...
足夠做出行政決定 Just long enough to make an executive decision
並替天行道 and do some good in the world.
我不幹了 I quit.
現在我知道你在想什麼 Now, I know what you're thinking.
我們用漂亮的蝴蝶結包裝這個故事 We wrapped this story up in a nice little bow,
我們剛剛殺了一大群人 and we pretty much just killed a bunch of people.
我還活著 I live with that.
但他們認為事出有因 But they do say everything happens for a reason.
我便相信了 I'm starting to believe it.
更專業的提示 Here's one more pro tip.
工作愛情和生活 自尋成功之路 Paint your own path to success in work, love, and life...
首殺字幕組
以免太晚 ...Before it's too fucking late.