Translation: C. Cуrdova and Leonnos
Jonas, it's no fun anymore.
And now I would like to know,
since you will soon go again,
if you want to see me again.
I... I thought you would do it yesterday.
Can not you be more disrespectful?
You know how stupid, stupid...
naive and inexperienced I feel?
It's crazy.
A complete madness.
What am I going to do with all this?
You are a coward.
For a moment we are...
and the next...
TЪ Y YO
- Ў Hello! - Hi!
- What is this? - "What is this?" A van. Enters.
Give me that.
- How are you? It's good to see you. - ЎHey!
Merci beaucoup.
How do you go with Julia?
I do not know.
It's over.
If it was a relationship, it is over.
But...
Everything else is left.
- That's... You know... - Yes.
We still do.
Only that...
I just have not fallen in love.
But have good contacts, and helped me to contact...
I have...
I have a small exhibition in a cafÃ ©-galerÃa.
They said they wanted my pictures.
And you
I prefer... one-night stands.
- But... - Do you take care of yourself?
- What? - Do you mind?
- Do you care? - Yes.
- Yes, one night... - ї Do you take care of yourself?
Sometimes...
If you say only one night, you have to be cautious,
is the only way.
Not serious?
- їNo? - Definitely nothing serious.
Glad to see you.
- You are not pissing. - I find it difficult to piss with company.
You feel very alone in Uckermark.
"With 100,000 inhabitants, it has practically half the inhabitants
than the Neuköln district in Berlin."
Yes.
Do you understand?
That has almost half of the people than Neukцln.
"If you see in terms of statistics of the... NU..."
UN.
"If you see in terms of UN statistics, the region...
- is technically uninhabited... - No one lives here.
One could imagine that its extensive plains,
Enormous lakes and enchanted forests
have never been visited by man...
- Yes. - If paths are found,
One wonders if ever have been flown.
However, Uckermark is rich
in monuments representing centuries of culture:
Mansions and castles,
monasteries and churches,
industry and business
and railway lines indicate active presence
of man.
There are more than 400 lakes in Uckermark... " Ў400 lakes! Fantastic.
"Around them are undulating hills that formed during the last glaciation. Most of the landscape is protected
by belonging to one of the three national nature reserves:
The Valley National Park of the Lower derder... "
What?
Why do you scream? "ЎVerde of the der!"
"... Valley of the derder...
Biosphere Reserve Schorfheide-Chorin,
and Natural Park of the Lakes of Uckermark
The towns and cities are surrounded by forests,
= Meadows, fields and water. "
- What is this? - What?
A cappuccino, please.
- This is... - Let's take the path to the right. You see?
- Do you see the way? - Yes.
- He does not even know about here. "Seriously?"
It has a damn big argument not to come.
I said to my mother, but she does not even know him.
What does he think?
Believe that I behave like a child,
and wants you to go with your friends as an assistant.
What to do?
Nonsense, real estate, with luxury apartments in London.
I do not think it's for you.
I do not know what to do, but I sure do not want to do that.
Your room is furnished, anyway.
What? Say it.
You come... to Berlín, with me.
Enough money, we're calm...
I need you.
Thanks, man.
Man, do not do it for yourself. Only for me, їOK?
Only for me.
- Salud. - Health.
Health.
ЎHey! Help me!
- ЎMétete! - ЎNo!
Let's go! Let's go!
ЎJonas... come on!
Do not do it. No. My camera, I...
Are you crazy?
Ў Enough!
ЎVete! Go away!
Let's go! "You can get in now!"
ЎJonas, come on!
Can you come for a second?
- Come a second. - Why?
I want to try something. Come here.
Will you come?
Yes, but come out first.
- What is it? - I want to try something.
їYes? "Can you stop here?"
And then...
When you say "go ahead" or something like that,
You get into the lake, okay?
- Only runs in a straight line. - Agree.
And... fore!
- Let's go! "Yes, I'm coming."
You... Your father is calling.
Let it ring.
Very good.
We are in a lake,
but I would like...
I would like to continue the trip, unless you want to stay here.
- ї Agree? - Agree.
and specifically...
Zichow.
There is an old castle, apparently, or...
some ruins or something like that.
Do you want to take nature photos?
I have no idea what I want to do.
You guide us.
Once more. In circles.
But... with desire.
- Why do I have to do that? "Why not?"
There is good.
ЎCorre!
Welcome!
There it is.
- What? - It's cute
I've never been here before.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Are you going to swim?
Very romantic.
But it looks very dirty, right?
What is the name?
I saved you.
One... two... three...
four... five... six...
=... seven... eight... nine... Ўdiez!
- It was so easy. - Now you.
One, two, three, four, five,
= Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
You are an idiot.
Could you go a little slower?
What happens to you? "You're stupid what?"
What the fuck?
- Is everything okay? - Yes...
This is great, an old Russian airport.
- I used to have the bomb. - That's.
- It's... - There's a cool place
and is quite close.
- It's called Carinhall. - I have read about him.
It was a Nazi hunting ground, owned by Gцring.
All the high command left Berlino to relax there.
It's perfect, how do we get there?
It's not even on the map,
We will only be able to arrive by paths that cross the forest.
And where are they?
- I do not know... - ї Are not they on the map?
There is nothing here.
- Not easy to find, but... - Yes, but you could not...
Could you not come and show us the way?
It's just what I'm looking for.
I do not know the road or the area, but you know perfectly.
So what would be great if you stay one night or...
Only two days, and we turn with the van, looking.
Sure we can go to Carinhall.
- Really? - With pleasure, yes.
Could you...
Yes, let's go there.
- Great, that would be great. - So, let's go.
Come on. You are indicating me.
- Great. - And Phil can...
relax a little.
Are you going to enter?
- Are you going to enter? - No.
Could you watch?
Now ask for an ID.
Your passport, please.
It's all there is left to see...
This stone here...
Carinhall.
There are supposed to be...
There is supposed to be a cave somewhere,
underground...
- What are you doing? - I piss on the Nazis.
It's a good idea.
Vengeance against the Nazis.
Very good.
For Hermann Gцring.
Mea the whole stone.
Mea what you can.
Very good. Come on.
- Is it your home? - No.
But we can spend the night here.
Do you have a key?
You are completely crazy.
Boris, what are you doing?
A moment.
What are you doing with the ladder?
Let's move it.
Hey, I do not think so...
- Boris, is this your home? - Sometimes, yes.
- ЎEnter, enter! - їThe usurpaste?
No! Enter, come in!
It's ok, it's fine.
So you're from London, right?
- London. Are you born there?
- West London. I like it. - Why is it special?
Not special.
You could say that you are on the wealthy side.
їAdded? ї Big rooms and all that?
- Yes. - Is it good?
- You are from Poland, right? - Yes.
Do you have a girlfriend or something?
"Or something"?
I am gay. їAny problem?
No problem. Any.
No, I do not have a girlfriend, I...
I am currently... single.
їPhil?
Are they a couple?
No.
"Honestly not?"
We are not a couple, we are friends.
I'm going, I want to take some pictures.
- їAre you going? - Yes.
It's true, there is a very nice light.
- Yes. - I'll go with you to have a look.
Together
Van...
It is very beautiful, you could...
Tell me, do you have shit in your head?
Show me your package...
And you think you're going to fuck me?
Well, I'll show you mine too.
- It's just a joke. "Here you have my cock."
Quiet.
You want to cross all of Europe...
ЎNo well you leave your country, fags attack you!
She gets naked and wants to catch me behind with her dick.
What do you do with your cock on my back ?, Ў damn it!
Are you comfortable?
- Good day. - Good day.
Come on, walk.
Come on, guys.
Do you carry the bottle?
Come on, Philip.
What a great shit.
Perfect. Now next to each other, towards the vanishing point.
It looks good.
The two...
Both walk together towards the forest.
Do not separate.
- Wolves. - Wolves.
Come on, let's go back.
Look at that!
- Ў Son of a bitch! -Ten.
Pretty, right?
How long can we stay?
At least three days.
Do I pledge too much?
Welcome.
We will sleep right up.
The saloon is on the left, on the right is the kitchen,
the dining room, and a wonderful garden.
- I love it. - Do you like it? Wonderful.
- їJardin? - Yes.
Boris.
A gift...
Dear teacher.
A good wine, I suppose.
I hope so.
So, dear children...
"Dear Jonas,
I hope you enjoy the stay,
would be good that you will water the plants...
of the garden and you will cut the lawn."
ЎMy God, its lyrics!
"In addition, the atico needs to be ordered."
We agreed. "I told you, did not I?"
"The best."
What tenderness.
So touching, the atic...
- What is that? - They are good listeners.
- Salud. - Health.
Listen, it's important.
We have to decide...
I said the rooms are up on the right.
There are three rooms.
Two with garden view,
and one to the street.
So we have to decide how we share them.
We can play cards, or anything...
ї Agree?
Good idea. ї You have the... what is your name...?
- I'm going to fix it! - Ў Wait!
- їLeft or right? - Left.
- ЎLeft! - ЎNo!
Excuse me, are you happy with your room?
What do you think of Boris? "It's strange, is not it?"
I do not know, it's...
- Sometimes it's... - Oh, I'm sorry.
No problem, Boris.
- їSure? - Yes.
Wine and bread.
Wonderful.
It looks good.
Tasty.
I want to speak to you a little in English.
Thank you so much for finally getting to civilization.
- It's great, really. Thank you. - You're welcome.
But I vote for a German meal.
- Yes. - їYes?
It looks great.
- But for you... - It looks good.
But for you I did a little...
Soup.
I hope you are...
- Polish, Polish... - Looks very good.
- Srvr. - ї Did you really do it?
- Is... - Do you know to make soup?
- I did not know I could either. - It's pretty simple, but...
- Thank you. - Is it enough?
- Do you give me a slice? - ї Of this?
Of that, yes.
- їA good slice? - Yes.
Great, perfect.
Thank you, thank you.
Reach me the butter, please.
Guys, for civilization.
Health. For you.
First of all, we have to do the digest.
And then... and then maybe we'll go to the lake.
I think it's a good plan.
I have to get to the lake.
Are you happy to sleep here? Do you like it?
- I am very, very happy. - Great.
Thank you.
Is a pleasure
But you are a little...
= "Wild." "Is that the word?"
Yeah, you do not mind camping, do you?
No, but I'm happy to sleep in a house.
Really? And you two have the best rooms, so that's fine.
Do I have to take you to the freeway - tomorrow or not?
We will see.
- Nop. - Are you okay?
Well, if I can still stay here...
- in the house, I would not complain. - You can stay.
- If the wine is courtesy... - OK.
He has invited you. So that's fine. You can stay.
Do you give me fire?
Oh, take it.
Thank you.
їYou care more...
- Yes, tell me. - їWomen or men?
- їAnd well? - What?
- No. - їNo?
You are not required to respond.
In London, I had a great time.
Right? It was good.
It was in London that...
- Did you meet him? - Yes.
Йl worked in the same agency but in another department.
And then, three or four weeks later...
- we lived together for eleven months. - ї Really?
- ї Were they together? - Yes.
Do not expect me to fix it so well on the caravan at night.
What?
Ў Very romantic!
We need more wine.
Can you ignite those?
Well, we talked about the past.
- You and he, too... - So you met Napoleon...
- I serve you? "It was not Wellington, was it?"
- No, unfortunately. "Oh, all right.
- Can I? - Of course.
But then it would be a mixture.
But you are not a specialist, so...
Let's do it.
It only works.
I have not seen Jonas.
Do you know where it is?
- In... - It's not in the garden, is it?
Maybe she's with her damn notebook somewhere.
Yes.
Reviewing the photos.
How many bottles...
Can we steal them?
Let's see... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
... 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22...
About 40.
I think you can do it.
Or at least try.
I'm going to stay all night so...
A little twisted.
So, it's perfect.
Now we need the camera.
We need Jonas, but I do not care if he comes.
- Can stay up. - Insurance is going to piss off
for turning this into a pigsty.
No, we did not...
We take a break from Jonas.
- Good day. - Good day.
їCafé?
Yes, please.
- Thank you. - Get yourself the bread.
Ok, the plan for today:
We go to Lake Parsteiner,
we take the boat of the dear teacher,
We visited some beautiful coves...
I think everything is practically virgin.
Where is Philip?
No idea.
We then entered a cove,
I'll take my camera,
sure there will be opportunity
- to take good pictures. - Do you know where he slept?
In your room, right?
I do not think so.
No, I stayed up late last night, and...
I wanted to know if I was up, and...
was not there.
Did you see in my room?
- No. - їNo?
- What happens to you? - Nothing.
Nothing?
I caught up with Philip yesterday.
Once I go to bed early, and have fun without me.
Yes...
What did they do?
We look for wines in the winery, and then we caught.
- Do not go to burn your fingers. - What do you mean?
Philip is weird. Oddly enough.
I go to the bathroom.
Sperm.
ЎHey, straight from the tree!
- The best ones are here. - ЎPapa Polish!
Here.
Reach me your cube. Philip?
Can you grab your bucket?
Look...
- Great. - We triumph.
Are the best, the darkest?
- In this tree, yes. - їThe reds are the best?
Red, red, red.
Here they have.
It's up to you, lovebirds...
- A second... -... ї agree?
I am enjoying these cherries.
No, no, hey!
Boris, just a little here.
- Yes, but what? - What? Organic waste.
- It looks good. - Just get them.
I do not want to do everything myself.
- Eat, but... - Give me a moment.
- What? - Just a moment.
Oh, yes...
Boris.
What?
Boris...
You have to go.
- What about the rest? - I do not know. Maybe the names, only...
Jonas, Philip and Boris.
- їJonas "and" Boris? - Yes.
- And Philip "and" Boris. "Yes, why not?"
- Only "ding, ding". - Yes.
And a varied wall, with images of the Boris forest.
- ї And what about the others? - Yes.
The other photos.
I do not know. We could use this wall too.
- OK. - їYes?
We can...
accommodate all the photos of the forest here.
Put them here.
- This is not... - Only Boris.
- This is not... Just the forest? - Yes...
Look. This...
This.
This...
I do not think it works well... with the others.
Does not it make you jealous?
- Very good. - This is fun.
Done.
- I will bring the chair. - Oh wait.
- ї Something like this? - їAnd this?
Thank you.
Translation: C. Cуrdova and Leonnos
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