天啊，你好像在咳嗽。 Oh, my God, you're, like, coughing.
-我很喜欢。-是的，我喜欢。 - I actually like it. - Yeah, I like it.
这是关于图片日的公告。 This is an announcement about Picture Day.
9:30的新生班级合影。 Freshmen class portraits at 9:30.
二年级学生10:30的班级合影。 Sophomore class portraits at 10:30.
三年级学生将在午餐时间。 Juniors will be during lunch.
那不是很难。 That wasn't hard.
闭嘴,婊子。 Shut up, bitch.
你闭嘴。 You shut up.
感觉像个男人。 Feel like a man.
像一个巨人。 Like a giant.
樱桃炸弹! Cherry bomb!
梳子吗? Comb?
镜子吗?梳子吗?没有? Mirror? Comb? No?
镜子吗? Mirror?
梳子吗? Comb?
——Bonzai !——哦! - Bonzai! - Oh!
滚开,你这个笨蛋。 Fuck off, asshole.
——啊!-我买了。 - Ugh! - I'll take it.
你叫什么名字? So what's your name?
健谈。我很喜欢这样。 Talkative. I like that.
你今天过得怎么样? How's your day going?
是的。 Yeah.
今晚晚餐吗? Dinner tonight?
你是在约我吗? Are you asking me out?
是的。 Yes.
我不会和你约会的。你是12。 I'm not going on a date with you. You're 12.
你有趣。我15岁。 You're funny. I'm 15.
你多大了? How old are you?
你不该问这个的。 You're not supposed to ask that.
你不应该问一个女孩多大了。 You're not supposed to ask a girl how old she is.
烦人。 Annoying.
你说得对，对我来说不重要。 You're right, it doesn't matter to me.
你打算怎么付晚餐的钱? How are you gonna pay for dinner?
如果我答应了，我们一起去吃饭，你打算怎么付钱? If I say yes and we go on a date for dinner, how are you gonna pay?
你什么都说两遍。 You say everything twice.
-我什么都不会说两遍。——你做的。你做的事情。 - I don't say everything twice. - You do. You do.
这是什么意思"每句话都说两遍" What is this, "Say everything twice"?
来吧。你打算怎么付钱? Come on. How are you gonna pay?
你去看电影吗? Do you go to the movies?
我当然去看电影了。 Of course I go to the movies.
你看过《同一个屋檐下》吗? Did you see Under One Roof?
是的。 Yeah.
你看着的是托尼。 You're looking at Tony.
那部电影里有上百万个孩子。 There's, like, a million kids in that movie.
我不认识叫托尼的人。 I don't know a Tony.
我想让你和我共进晚餐，而不是我的工作。 I want you to have dinner with me, not my work.
我不是在吹牛，但你确实问过我要怎么付晚餐的钱。 I'm not trying to brag, but you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner.
你真是个演员。你真是个演员。 You're such an actor. You're such an actor.
你还参加过什么活动? What else have you been in?
-这房子闹鬼。——没有。 - This House is Haunted. - No.
-两张床，两间浴室-嗯嗯。 - Two Beds, Two Baths. - Mmm-mmm.
我在梅夫·格里芬秀上画了三幅素描。 I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show.
你有没有见过我在…好吧。不要把你的整个简历都列出来，太炫耀了。 Did you ever see me on the... All right. Don't list your whole resume, it's braggy.
我不会和你约会的，伙计。你是15。 I'm not going on a date with you, man. You're 15.
“男人”。 "Man."
我很喜欢这样。 I like that.
"Kid "这个词怎么样? "Kid," how about that?
我不会和你约会的，小子你是15。 I'm not going on a date with you, "kid." You're 15.
不要称之为约会。这不是约会。 Don't call it a date. It's not a date.
过来打个招呼。 Just come say hello.
我喜欢你的样子。 I like the way you look.
我喜欢和你聊天。 I like talking with you.
你住在哪里? Where do you live?
恩。 Encino.
恩呢?我住在恩西诺。他在哪里? Encino? I live in Encino. Where in Encino?
Hatteras。 On Hatteras.
-哈特拉斯和什么?——啊。蠕变。 - Hatteras and what? - Ugh. Creep.
“Hatteras和什么?Hatteras什么?” "Hatteras and what? Hatteras and what?"
我不会告诉你我住哪的，混蛋。来吧。 I'm not telling you where I live, creep. Come on.
-我今晚会去"鸡尾酒吧"-我不管你在哪里。 - I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight. - I don't care where you'll be.
我每周四都去那里吃晚饭。 I go there every Thursday for dinner.
我不管你在哪儿吃。等等，发生这一切的时候，你父母在哪里?——他们工作。 I don't care where you eat. Wait, where are your parents - while all this is happening? - They're working.
他们的工作。过来打个招呼。 They're working. Just come say hi.
闭嘴。 Just shut up.
我告诉你我在做什么。 I'll tell you what I'm doing.
我在六点半左右带我弟弟格雷格去吃冰淇淋，他七点半就上床睡觉了。 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30, he's in bed by 7:30.
等等，你从恩西诺大老远跑到"鸡尾"吃晚饭? Wait, you go all the way from Encino to Tail o' the Cock for dinner?
我住在谢尔曼奥克斯。 I live in Sherman Oaks.
哦,来吧。 Oh, come on.
我在六点半左右带我弟弟格雷格去吃冰淇淋，他七点半就上床睡觉了。 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30, he's in bed by 7:30.
我溜到街角的鸡尾餐厅吃晚饭。 I slip around the corner to Tail o' the Cock for my dinner.
我就在那里。 That's where I'll be.
我不是想给你压力。 I'm not trying to pressure you.
你在给我施压。 You are pressuring me.
你。这就是你所做的。 You are. That's what you're doing.
如果你想过来打声招呼，如果在你计划的范围内，我很乐意见到你。 If you wanna come and say hello, if it's convenient within your plans, I'd love to see you.
"计划之内方便"? "Convenient within my plans"?
等等，你放过你弟弟吗?他多大了? Wait, you leave your brother alone? How old is he?
他是八。他是九个。 He's eight. He's nine.
你搞笑。 You're hilarious.
你连自己的故事都讲不清楚。 You can't even keep your own stories straight.
你是什么?你就像小…罗伯特·古利特，迪恩·马丁之类的。 What are you? You're like a little... Robert Goulet, Dean Martin or something.
-你来自哪里?-谢尔曼橡树。 - Where do you come from? - Sherman Oaks.
哈!谢尔曼橡树。 Ha! Sherman Oaks.
——嗨,阿拉娜。——嗨,辛迪。 - Hi, Alana. - Hi, Cindy.
你知道我们这里有个大电影明星吗? Did you know we got a big movie star here?
加里情人节。 Gary Valentine.
你叫瓦伦丁? Your name is Valentine?
情人节。 Valentine.
要不要给我签个名? Should I get an autograph?
不用麻烦了。 Don't bother.
我一直都在这里。 I've been right here the whole time.
我有种感觉，我注定要认识你，阿兰娜。 I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana.
你知道我25岁，对吧? You know I'm 25, right?
我可以做你的朋友，但我不能做你的女朋友。 I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend.
这是非法的。 That's illegal.
-你给了我希望。——闭嘴。 - You give me hope. - Shut up.
是命运让我们走到了一起。 This is fate that brought us together.
-这就是命运。——闭嘴。 - This is fate. - Shut up.
卡。 Card.
——在这里。好吧。-我是说，我想和你共度时光——Oi, Oi。 - Right here. Okay. - I mean, I'm trying - to spend my time with you. - Oi, oi.
-很糟糕吗?-住手，住手。Oi。 - Is that bad? - Stop, stop that. Oi.
把你的腿转过来。 Turn your legs around.
不要太低头，向上看，向上看。嗯…闭上你的嘴。 Not too down, so look up, look up. Uh... Close your mouth just a little bit.
只看到一点点牙齿。 Just see a little bit of teeth.
一点点牙齿。一点点牙齿。 Little bit of teeth. Little bit of teeth.
继续，像老虎一样。了它。走了。 Go on, like a tiger. Off it. Go.
下一个。下一个。 Next. Next.
我以前怎么没见过你?我们怎么从来没见过? How have I never seen you before? How have we never met?
别说那么多了，笨蛋。 Stop talking so much, slimy.
我们将会看到。我对此表示怀疑，但我们拭目以待。 We'll see. I doubt it, but we'll see.
现在我得回去工作了，你也得回去上课了。 Now I gotta get back to work and you have to get back to class.
别再拿时间当借口了，阿兰娜。我们的路把我们带到这里。 Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here.
别像个搞哲学的人，爱因斯坦。也许我们以后会再见。 Stop sounding like a philosophy guy, Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later.
我一会儿就见不到你了。 I'm not gonna see you later.
把你的下巴抬起来一点，劳拉。 Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura.
抬起头来，抬起头来。 Chin up, chin up.
——嘿,加里。嗨,格雷格。-嗨。 - Hey, Gary. Hey, Greg. - Hey.
我遇到了我将来要娶的女孩，格雷格。 I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
你来当我的伴郎。 And you're gonna be my best man.
两球出局，加维是击球手。 So, two down and Garvey the batter.
如果你需要我，我就在鸡尾酒吧。 I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock if you need me.
爱你,Greggo。 Love you, Greggo.
也爱你。 Love you, too.
史蒂夫以111分结束常规赛，比吉米·韦恩多3分。 Steve finished the regular season with 111 RBIs, three more than Jimmy Wynn.
与道奇队的第六局两比零。 Sixth inning with the Dodgers leading two to nothing.
两分，三支安打，没有失误。 Two runs, three hits, and no errors.
记住，周二的比赛还有票。 Remember, there are still tickets available for Tuesday's game.
你今天可以在体育场路的道奇队售票处买到。 You can get them today at the Dodgers ticket office on Stadium Way.
第一个球，音调很高。 And the pitch is high, ball one.
拜托，别这么猥琐。 Don't be creepy, please.
中路界外球。 Foul ball up the middle.
你能别瞪大眼睛了吗? Will you stop with the googly eyes?
对不起,没有。 Excuse me, Don.
我能要两杯可乐吗? Can I have two Cokes?
当然，加里，没问题。 Sure, Gary, you got it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
停止。 Stop.
什么? What?
我能听到你的呼吸声。 I can hear you breathing.
停止。 Stop.
——呼吸?——是的。 - Breathing? - Yes.
阿兰娜，你有什么计划? So, Alana, what are your plans?
我不知道。 I don't know.
你的未来是什么样子的? What's your future look like?
我不知道。 I don't know.
你觉得在小脚趾工作怎么样? How do you like working at Tiny Toes?
我讨厌在小脚趾工作。 I hate working at Tiny Toes.
你应该自己创业。 You should start your own business.
我应该做什么生意? What business should I be in?
我不知道。你喜欢什么? I don't know. What do you like?
我不知道。 I don't know.
你是一个演员。你应该去当演员。 You're an actress. You should be an actress.
那你是怎么成为一个炙手可热的演员的? So how'd you become such a hotshot actor?
我是一个表演者。 I'm a showman.
-这是我的使命。——啊。 - It's my calling. - Ugh.
我不知道该怎么做。 I don't know how to do anything else.
这是我命中注定要做的。 It's what I'm meant to do.
我是说，从我还是个孩子的时候起，我就是个爱唱歌爱跳舞的人。- - - - - -来吧。 I mean, ever since I was a kid, I've been - a song and dance man. - Come on.
从你小时候开始? Ever since you were a kid?
又唱又跳的男人? Song and dance man?
你的父母呢? Where are your parents?
-我妈妈为我工作。-她当然知道 - My mom works for me. - Oh, of course she does.
-是的，她喜欢。-有道理。 - Yes, she does. - That makes sense.
在我的公关公司。 In my public relations company.
在你的公关公司? In your public relations company?
-因为你有?——是的。 - Because you have that? - Yes.
-你是个演员。——是的。 - And you're an actor. - Yes.
你也是个特工吗? And you're a secret agent too?
不，我不是秘密特工。 Well, no, I'm not a secret agent.
这是有趣的。 That's funny.
你在开玩笑吗? Are you joking?
不，我没有。 Well, no, I'm not.
这是一个很多。 That's a lot.
变得复杂。 Gets complicated.
我肯定。 I'm sure.
还有课后要做的数学作业。 And all that math homework you have to do after everything.
我妈现在在拉斯维加斯打理庄园酒店，我就留在这里了。 My mom's in Las Vegas right now taking care of the Hacienda Hotel, which leaves me back here.
我们为《公鸡尾巴》和《查德尼餐厅》做公关。 We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's.
我喜欢Chadney的。 I like Chadney's.
-你喜欢Chadney吗?-是的。 - You like Chadney's? - Yeah.
你喜欢日本菜吗? Do you like Japanese food?
我真的不知道那是什么。 I don't really know what that is.
日本天皇? The Mikado?
下次我带你去天皇饭店。 I'm taking you to The Mikado next time.
下次吗? Next time?
是的。 Yeah.
食物的壮丽。 The food's magnificent.
你是甜的,加里。 You're sweet, Gary.
你16岁的时候就会拥有一幢豪宅了。 You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16.
等我三十岁的时候，我要在这里给孩子们拍年刊。 I'm gonna be here taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30.
你永远不会记得我。 You're never gonna remember me.
我不会忘记你的。 I'm not gonna forget you.
就像你不会忘记我一样。 Just like you're not gonna forget me.
如果我问你电话号码，你能给我吗? If I ask for your phone number, would you give it to me?
我为什么要给你我的电话号码? Why should I give you my phone number?
这样我就可以给你打电话了。 So I can call you.
我不知道，加里。 I don't know, Gary.
为什么不呢? Why not?
你要怎么记住它? How are you gonna remember it?
只有七个数字。 It's only seven numbers.
758 - 4686。 758-4686.
- 756 - 4686。-你已经错了。 - 756-4686. - You already got it wrong.
758 - 4686。 758-4686.
好吧，唐·里克斯。 All right, Don Rickles.
别老给我打电话。好吧? Don't call me all the time. Okay?
我们不是男女朋友。记住这一点。 We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that.
我们是……你知道的。 We're... You know.
我知道。 I know.
——嗨,爸爸。-哇，哇，哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。 - Hi, Dad. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
有什么事吗? What's up?
——什么?-怎么了? - What? - What's going on?
什么都没有。 Nothing.
现在几点了? What time is it now?
10点。 10:00.
你会做什么呢? What'd you do?
我告诉过你我今早要做什么。 I told you what I was gonna do this morning.
什么? What?
和丽莎一起吃晚餐。 Go to dinner with Lisa.
——丽莎?-是的。 - Lisa? - Yeah.
丽莎到底是谁? Who the fuck is Lisa?
爸爸，你知道丽莎的。 Dad, you know Lisa.
丽莎? Lisa?
是的，她和我一起工作，在小脚趾。-我不认识丽莎。 Yeah, she works with me - at Tiny Toes. - I don't know Lisa.
——什么?——是的。 - What? - Yes.
你在哪里? Where were you?
你为什么穿成这样?你在约会吗? Why are you dressed like that? Were you on a date?
看来是一次漫长的约会。 Looks like it was a long date.
滚出我的房间，埃斯特。 Get out of my room, Este.
他叫杰罗姆·h·弗里克。 "His name is Jerome H. Frick.
他的朋友们叫他杰里，叫他年轻貌美的妻子美子。 His friends know him simply as Jerry, and his attractive young wife as Mioko.
他们的新餐厅Mikado是一家令人愉快的餐厅，以日本食物为特色，而且应该相当正宗，因为Jerry在东京开了一家餐厅大约15年。 Their new restaurant Mikado is a delightful dinery featuring foods of Japan, and it should be quite authentic, for Jerry had a restaurant some 15 years in Tokyo.
除了杰瑞以外，所有的员工都是日本人，那些“小娃娃”女服务员穿着色彩鲜艳的和服，非常得体。 The entire staff, with the exception of Jerry, is Japanese, and those 'little doll' waitresses are dressed fittingly in colorful kimonos.
试一试吧，我们想你会很高兴的。” Give it a try, we think you'll be delighted."
-太好了，安妮塔。哦,太棒了。 - Oh, that's wonderful, Anita. - Oh, fantastic.
哦,当然。 Oh, of course.
-太棒了。——哦。 - It's just wonderful. - Oh.
——谢谢。——当然。 - Thank you. - Of course.
你觉得我们应该提一下宁静的事吗? Uh, do you think we should mention something about the serenity, though?
——嗯。-那令人愉快的宁静? - Hmm. - The pleasant quiet?
是的，我希望我们有足够的空间容纳所有的东西，因为这是一家如此美丽的餐厅，但如果我们选择一件事……对。 Yes, and I wish that we had space to include everything because it's such a beautiful restaurant, but if we choose one thing... Right.
好吧。我们就……美子，你觉得这个怎么样? Okay. Let's just... Oh, Mioko, how you think of this?
你觉得这篇报纸文章怎么样? What do you think of item for newspaper?
哦,哦,Yoko-san。 Oh, oh, Yoko-san.
我想没有提到烹饪。 I think the cuisine is not mentioned.
——哦。-她想知道我们是否提到了烹饪。 - Oh. - She's wondering if we mentioned the cuisine.
那个…嗯…——烹饪?-是的。嗯。 Of co... Uh... - The cuisine? - Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
我想我们已经谈过了，不是吗? I think we did talk about that, didn't we?
我可能…我有一个初稿。 I might... I have an earlier draft.
在这儿。 Here it is.
在啜饮美国或日本烈酒的同时，有一整套日本开胃菜可供选择。 "There is a complete roster of Japanese appetizers available while sipping American or Japanese spirits.
大胆的人可以吃生鱼片。 For the daring, sashimi is offered.
不过别担心，美国菜也有很多。 But don't worry, there are many American dishes too.
米卡度适合美食家和非美食家。” Mikado is for the gourmet and the non-gourmet alike."
你觉得怎么样? What you think of that?
谈论美食比谈论女招待好多了。谢谢你！ Much better talking about the cuisine than the waitresses. Thank you.
哦,太棒了。我会记下来的。 Oh, fantastic. I will make a note of that.
—当然 -我们会把这个发给报社。 - Sure. - That's what we'll send to the paper.
非常感谢你来到G and G公司。 Thank you so much for coming in to G and G Agency.
非常感谢，安妮塔。 Really appreciate it, Anita.
-非常感谢。——嗯。 - Thank you so much. - Mmm-hmm.
——谢谢。——当然。 - Arigato. - Of course.
哦……哦! Oh... Oh!
7:20和查理·图纳。 7:20 with Charlie Tuna.
我会在一分钟内给电脑选出的…——所以……-…最适合我的女孩打个电话。 I'll make that call to the girl selected by a computer... - So... - ...as the most compatible mate for me in one minute.
恐怕你会生我的气。 I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me.
我不能带你去纽约看杰瑞最佳秀。 I can't take you to New York for The Jerry Best Show.
我要去拉斯维加斯。 I have to go to Las Vegas.
美味的确实的事情。 Delicious Certs.
-我没生气。——不是吗? - I'm not upset. - No?
不。这有什么不好的? No. Why is that bad?
这是两颗薄荷糖合在一起……没有父母或监护人你不能去纽约。 It's two mints in one... Well, you can't go to New York without a parent or a guardian.
他们不会让你在没有陪同的情况下参加媒体巡回演出的。 They're not gonna let you do the press tour without a chaperone.
索尔兹伯里牛排很好吃。鸡肉怎么样? The Salisbury steak is delicious. How's the chicken?
美味。 Delicious.
打扰一下，先生，我能再给您倒杯饮料吗? Excuse me, sir, could I offer you another beverage?
你说什么? I beg your pardon?
您还要喝点什么吗? Can I get you something else to drink?
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
嗯,布伦达。 Um, it's Brenda.
布伦达。——嗯。 - Brenda. - Mmm-hmm.
这名字真好听。 That's a beautiful name.
嗯…我要两杯可乐，布兰达。 Um... I'll take two Cokes, Brenda.
好吧。 Okay.
你是演员吗? Are you one of the actors?
是的,我是。 Yes, I am.
你好。 Hola.
问好了吗? Como esta?
——我是兰斯。-嗨。 - I'm Lance. - Hi.
-我叫Alana。——阿拉娜。 - Me llamo Alana. - Alana.
很好。很好。 Bien. Bien.
——嘿,雀鳝。——兰斯。 - Hey, Gar. - Lance.
这里怎么样了? How's things back here?
-很平稳，对吧?——嗯。 - Pretty smooth ride, right? - Mmm-hmm.
这只鸟以前从未飞过。 Never flown this bird before.
你午饭吃了什么? What'd you have for lunch?
索尔斯伯利牛肉饼。 Salisbury steak.
我吃了鸡肉。 I had the chicken.
他们这里有牛排吗?好,好。 They did have steak back here? Good, good.
好吧。很高兴认识你，阿兰娜。 All right. Well, hey, very nice to meet you, Alana.
我们在停机坪见。 I'll see you on the tarmac.
迷住了。 Charmed.
哇，超级性感的女伴，加。漂亮的一个。 Wow, super-hot chaperone, Gar. Nice one.
那是我的朋友，别想了。 That's my friend, don't think about that.
哦，伙计，你在开玩笑吗?我的心在赛跑，绕着赛道转圈。 Oh, man, are you kidding? My mind's racing, doing circles around that track.
你好,男孩。 Hello, boys.
嘿,露西。嗨,露西。 - Hey, Lucy. - Hi, Lucy.
嘿，马克，你好吗? Hey, Mark, how ya doing?
好。你好吗? Good. How are you?
——嘿,蒂姆。嘿,露西。 - Hey, Tim. - Hey, Lucy.
哈罗德。 Harold.
我的名字叫亨利。你知道吗? My name's Henry. you know?
-你好吗，露西?——嘿,兰斯。 - How ya doing, Lucy? - Hey, Lance.
情人节,没有。别在这里。 And, Valentine, don't. Just don't in here.
那是什么?那是什么?V ?这是“阴道”的意思吗? What's that? What is that? V? Is that for "vagina"?
你为什么要这么做?为什么人们总是这么做? Why are you doing that? Why do people keep doing that?
和平与爱，宝贝。 Peace and love, baby.
闭嘴，你个小混蛋。 Oh, shut it, you little shit.
好了，别闹了。别在外面做混蛋。 Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there.
大家,好。 Good show, everybody.
-谢谢，露西。-谢谢，露西。 - Thank you, Lucy. - Thank you, Lucy.
宝贝，别让妈妈难堪，好吗?玩得开心。 Sweetheart, do not embarrass Mommy, okay? Have fun.
断的腿。 Break legs.
在台上看着我。我给你发个信号。 Watch for me on stage. I'll send you a signal.
我给你开个玩笑。 I'll make a joke just for you.
——好的。——直走。 - Okay. - Straight ahead.
她甚至都停不下来。 She's not even stopping.
一直往前走到舞台。 Keep going straight ahead to the stage.
向右。 To the right.
露西，我想告诉你今晚你来我们玩得很开心。 Lucy, I wanna tell you how much we enjoyed your visit tonight.
在你们离开之前，我想让观众们见见这18个……太棒了。 Before you go, I'd like the audience to meet those wonderful 18 children... Wonderful.
.．.在《同一个屋檐下》中扮演孩子们的孩子们。 ...who played the kids in Under One Roof.
我想他们会喜欢的。 I think they'd like that.
-他们在后面吗?——是的。 - Are they back here? - Yes.
他们来了! And here they are!
起床喜洋洋。 Rise and shine.
♪每一个早晨我们升起并发光 ♪ We rise And shine every morning ♪
♬天明早 ♪ Bright and early ♪
♪如果你想睡到中午♪ ♪ Go somewhere else If you want to sleep Till noon ♪
♬骑自行车、滑冰、打保龄球、约会 ♪ Bicycle riding and skating And bowling and dating ♪
♬吉他的声音不太合拍 ♪ The sound of guitars Not quite in tune ♪
♪有时候我们好像在原地打转♪ ♪ Sometimes it seems like We're going 'round In circles ♪
♪。每件小事都让我们心神不宁。♪ ♪ And we get hung up On every little thing ♪
♬收拾好你的玩具，铺床 ♪ Pick up your toys Make your bed ♪
♬关闭电话 ♪ Off the telephone ♪
为什么他们表现得像孩子一样?♪ ♪ Why do they act Just like children? ♪
♬这是一个满是嘈杂花的花园 ♪ It's a garden that's full Of noisy flowers ♪
♪它们都是你的♪ ♪ And they're all yours ♪
我♪♪ ♪ Mine ♪
♪还有我们的♪ ♪ And ours ♪
♪生活是一个球，只要你有活力去生活 ♪ Life is a ball if you have The bounce to live it ♪
♪一根棒棒糖，有什么味道酸甜的 ♪ A lollipop any flavor Sweet or sour ♪
我是他的女伴。 I'm his chaperone.
♪但你不能索取而不给予那是生活的全部 ♪ But you can't take Without giving That's all part of living ♪
♪因为爱就是分享 ♪ For love is to share ♪
♪你!它是我的!这是我们的!♪ ♪ It's yours! It's mine! It's ours! ♪
-我是他的监护人。——嘘! - I'm his chaperone. - Shh!
♬就像一艘返航的船，穿越海洋 ♪ Just like a ship sailing home Across the ocean ♪
♬有些日子是平静的，但你知道当它变得艰难 ♪ Some days are calm But you know when It gets rough ♪
♪这需要每一个人♪ ♪ It's gonna take everybody ♪
♬所有人都上甲板 ♪ All hands on deck ♪
♪。如果我们一起努力我们会成功的♪ ♪ If we work together We'll make it ♪
♬前方有阳光，前方有阵雨 ♪ On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers ♪
♪。也会有你的♪ ♪ And there'll be yours ♪
我♪♪ ♪ Mine ♪
♪和大家!战俘!战俘!战俘!战俘!♪ ♪ And everybody! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! ♪
♪。也会有你的♪ ♪ And there'll be yours ♪
我♪♪ ♪ Mine ♪
♪还有我们的♪ ♪ And ours ♪
兰斯，你在好莱坞过得怎么样? Lance, how's things in Hollywood for you?
事情进展得很顺利，杰瑞。 Oh, things are going real well, Jerry.
我刚和NBC的乔治·佩帕德在巴纳塞克做了个嘉宾。 I just did a guest spot on Banacek with George Peppard for NBC.
乔治·邦德。太好了，太好了。 George Peppard. That's great, that's great.
——谢谢。-加里，你呢? - Thank you. - How about you, Gary?
上周我演了《三个海狸》 Well, last week I did Three Beavers.
交给海狸? Leave it to Beaver?
三个海狸。 Three Beavers.
嗨，你叫什么名字? Hi, what's your name?
谢谢你的关心，杰瑞。 Thank you for asking, Jerry.
——嘘。-我叫玛戈。 - Boo. - My name is Margo.
嗨,Margo。 Hi, Margo.
-你在这啊，我的…-你个小混蛋! - Oh, there you are, my... - You little shit!
-你这个小混蛋。-我做了什么? - You little prick. - What'd I do?
你觉得你很有趣，是吧?你觉得你很有趣? You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny?
-在众人面前羞辱我。——露西!等待。 - Humiliating me in front of millions. - Lucy! Wait.
-放开我。-这些是我的粉丝。 - Let me go. - These are my fans.
你不能这样对我。 You cannot treat me like this.
这是你的末日。我来接你。 This is the end for you. I'm coming to get you.
宝贝，你没事吧? Oh, baby, are you okay?
-她看起来不太高兴。-你没事吧? - She didn't seem too happy. - Are you okay?
——没有。——没关系。 - No. - It's okay.
她一直都这样吗? Is she like that all the time?
差不多吧。 More or less, yeah.
你还好吗? How are you doing?
——好。——好。 - Good. - Good.
好了，我得把睡衣换了。 All right, I should go get out of these pajamas.
——好的。-再见。 - Okay. - I'll see you.
再见。 Bye.
-谢谢你，威廉。——谢谢,维克。 - Thank you, William. - Thanks, Vic.
就在楼下，年轻人。 Right down the stairs, young man.
加里? Gary?
——加里情人节。——维克。 - Gary Valentine. - Vic.
-很高兴见到你。-很高兴见到你。 - Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.
你最近在忙什么，伙计? What've you been up to, man?
我在纽约参加《同一个屋檐下》的公关之旅。杰瑞最佳秀。 I was in New York on a PR trip for Under One Roof. The Jerry Best Show.
-哦,是的。-天啊，你真大。 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God, you're huge.
-嗨，盖尔。——哇。 - Oh, hi, Gale. - Wow.
——加里。-很高兴见到你。 - Gary. - Nice to see you.
你真的成长了很多，是吧? You've really grown a lot, huh?
-是的。-很好，你吃蔬菜了。 - Yeah. - Good, you've been eating your vegetables.
开拍。 And action.
你可以这样穿新款西尔斯十合一西装。 You can wear the new Sears 10-in-1 suit this way.
或者这样。 Or this way.
或者试试这款全新的背心套装。 Or try this all-new vest suit look.
或者其他七种方式。 Or seven other ways.
太好了，伙计，你还能行。 Perfect, man, you still got it.
谢谢你,加里。真的很感激。 Thank you, Gary. Really appreciate it.
-谢谢你能来。-你好吗? - Thanks for coming in. - How ya doing?
好。离婚,但是,呃…-我们能让他读这个吗?-…减肥,所以…——谢谢。-…很好。哦。 Good. Divorced, but, uh... - Can we have him read this? - ...losing weight, so... - Thank you. - ...very nice. Oh.
-你看起来很棒。——谢谢。 - Well, you look great. - Thank you.
来个冷读怎么样? How about a, uh, cold read?
当然，我们去吧。 Sure, let's do it.
开拍。 And action.
“我的脸是……” "My face is a..."
对不起。我能再做一次吗? Sorry. Can I do it one more time?
——当然。——“我的…” - Sure. - "My fa..."
“我的脸上长满了粉刺，我不知道该怎么办。” "My face is a pimply mess and I don't know what to do."
削减。极出色的! Cut. Fantabulous!
-你还行，伙计。——谢谢。谢谢,维克。 - You still got it, man. - Thank you. Thanks, Vic.
——真的很棒。——好的。 - Really terrific. - All right.
——谢谢你,加里。-很高兴见到你们。 - Thanks, Gary. - It was good to see you guys.
-很高兴见到你。——再见,加里。 - Great to see you. - Bye, Gary.
——再见,加里。-再见，各位。 - Bye, Gary. - Bye, you guys.
清洁先生的表演和特别嘉宾带来了一个超级深情的团体在地球PV周二。 Mr. Clean Man Show with special guest brings a super soulful group to the Earth in PV this Tuesday.
地球清洁日开始。 Move to Mr. Clean Tuesday at Earth.
电话262 - 0797。 Call 262-0797.
——百胜。——嗯。 - Yum. - Mmm.
你现在听到的是托德·伦德格伦的新专辑。 What you're listening to is Todd Rundgren's new album.
如果你有一副耳机，你最好拿出来，把音量调大，因为它们真的很有用。 Now if you have a pair of headphones, you better get 'em out and get 'em cranked up 'cause they're really gonna help.
-什么东西?由托德·伦德格伦(Todd Rundgren)创作、表演和制作，现在在贝尔斯维尔唱片公司(Bearsville Records)工作，只要有磁带和唱片出售。 - Something/ - Anything? written, performed and produced by Todd Rundgren, now on Bearsville Records, wherever tapes and records are sold.
你有鼻窦喷雾剂吗? Do you have sinus spray?
妈妈，你想在车里还是在家吃汉堡? Mom, do you wanna eat the burgers in the car or at home?
哦，你一定是说Sine-Off? Oh, you must mean Sine-Off?
——嗯。——没错。 - Mmm. - Exactly.
你想回家吗? Do you wanna go home?
我们回家吧。 Let's go home.
妈妈应该怎么做?和孩子们睡觉? What should Mom do? Sleep with the kids?
告诉亨丽埃塔没有? Tell Henrietta no?
或者确保他们都有自己的睡袋? Or make sure they all have their own sleeping bags?
“确保他们都有自己的睡袋。”-你13岁的女儿想要一个男女同校的睡衣派对。 "Make sure they all have - their own sleeping bags." - Your 13-year-old daughter wants to have a co-ed slumber party.
迈克，妈妈该怎么办呢? What should Mom do, Mike?
我心中毫无疑问。告诉亨丽埃塔不。 No question in my mind. Tell Henrietta no.
提供单独的房间。 Provide separate rooms, uh-uh.
告诉亨丽埃塔。这是,这是……迈克会说:“亨丽埃塔，不要。”Sheri? Tell Henrietta no. That's, that's... Mike would say, "Henrietta, no." Sheri?
我很想和孩子们一起睡，但我想只要她只有13岁，我同意。 I would love to sleep with the kids, but I think as long as she's only 13, I agree.
我们同意。我会拒绝她。不，没有睡衣派对。 We agree. I would tell her no. No, no slumber parties.
好吧，雪莉同意迈克的看法。 All right, Sheri agrees with Mike.
在这一点上你和我意见一致，这是件好事。 It's a good thing that you agreed with me on that one.
喂? Hello?
阿拉娜在吗? Is Alana there?
是的。这是谁? Yeah. Who's this?
兰斯。 Lance.
好的，等一下。 Yeah, hold on one second.
阿拉娜,兰斯。 Alana, it's Lance.
我认为你们应该提供单独的房间。 I believe that you should provide separate rooms.
我觉得你不应该取消派对，或者… I don't think you should call the party off, or...
喂? Hello?
兰斯? Lance?
喂? Hello?
好吧，他们可能会有所尝试。 Well, they might try something.
你能听到我说话吗? Can you hear me?
如果你要去阻止他们...如果你是个好家长，而且你在看……我能听到有人在呼吸。 If you're gonna be there to stop them... If you're a good parent, and you're watching... I can hear someone breathing.
好吧，恰克，这并不符合他们的想法，但是…——不。-查克说:“提供单独的房间。” All right, Chuck, that's not exactly agreeing with them, but... - No. - Chuck says, "Provide separate rooms."
玛丽娜，你同意恰克的观点吗? Marina, do you agree with Chuck?
不，这是我们重新开始的地方。 No, this is where we start again.
我们总是不同意。 We always disagree.
我要对亨丽埃塔说不。我认为她太年轻了。 I'm going to tell Henrietta no. I think she's too young.
我甚至不会让她让一个女孩睡觉… And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping...
电话响了。 The phone's ringing.
我不同意他的看法。我同意他的看法。 I don't agree with him. I agree with him.
我不在乎她是否知道…玛丽娜说，“不。没有男女同校的睡衣派对。”路易? I don't care if she knows... So Marina says, "No. No co-ed slumber party." Louis?
我想我会提供单独的房间。 Well, I think I'd provide separate rooms.
不，你就是不能。 No, you just can't.
你对亨丽埃塔说不。她太年轻了。 You tell Henrietta no. She's too young.
马克斯? Max?
——是的,女士?-有人在吗? - Yes, ma'am? - Is there someone there?
是的,夫人。 Yes, madam.
好的,路易。提供单独的房间。 Okay, Louis. Provide separate rooms.
路易斯说要提供独立的房间。特蕾西? Louis says provide separate rooms. Tracy?
我会拒绝亨丽埃塔，因为她太年轻了。 I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young.
迈克和雪莉是唯一同意对亨丽埃塔说“不”的夫妇。 Mike and Sheri were the only couple who agrees with telling Henrietta no.
你们没有一个人说，建议和孩子们睡觉。 Not one of you had said, suggested sleeping with the kids.
♪阿门♪ ♪ Amen ♪
好了。 Nice.
兰斯……准备好吃晚餐了吗? Lance... are you ready for nice dinner?
——非常好。——好。 - Very ready. - Good.
谢谢你再次邀请我。 Thank you for having me again.
太棒了。 Wonderful.
你准备好了吗? Are you ready to do a berakhah on the challah?
哦，哇，谢谢。不过，我必须礼貌地拒绝。我是一个无神论者。 Oh, wow, thank you. Uh, however, I must respectfully refuse. I'm an atheist.
你是犹太人。 You're Jewish.
嗯，你是对的。 Well, you're certainly right.
我出生在犹太教家庭，但我的个人道路把我引向了无神论。 I was born into Judaism, but my personal path has led me to atheism.
你看，我只是无法相信有上帝当我看到世界上所有的痛苦。 You see, I just can't believe there's a God when I see all the suffering in the world.
越南,你知道吗? Vietnam, you know?
所以，恕我直言，没有，长官。 So, with all due respect, no, sir.
我不能祝福你，但谢谢你。 I can't do the blessing, but thank you.
你的阴茎长什么样? What does your penis look like?
什么? What?
你的阴茎长什么样? What does your penis look like?
就像普通的阴茎，我猜。 Like a regular penis, I guess.
割礼吗? Is it circumcised?
是的。 Yeah.
那你就是他妈的犹太人! Then you're a fucking Jew!
你为什么要这么做?你为什么要这么做? Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
他可能会成为我的男朋友。 He was maybe gonna be my boyfriend.
听着，小姐，你不能带这个白痴来这里参加安息日晚宴。 Listen, young lady, you don't bring this idiot to Shabbat dinner here.
听着，爸爸，他是个无神论者，还是个演员，而且他很有名。-但他是犹太人。 Listen, Dad, he's an atheist, and an actor, - and he's famous. - But he's Jewish.
他要带我离开这里。 He was gonna take me out of here.
埃斯特，别看我。 Este, don't you even look at me.
你看都不许看我一眼。 Don't you even look at me.
-你总是看着我。——没有。 - You're always looking at me. - No.
-我什么都没说-你在干什么? - I didn't even say anything. - What are you doing?
你在干什么?你在想什么啊? What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh?
“我是埃斯特。我为爸爸妈妈工作。我是完美的。 "I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect.
我是一名房地产经纪人。 I'm a real estate agent.
阿兰娜没有自己的生活。 Alana doesn't have her life together.
阿兰娜总是带着愚蠢的男朋友回家。” Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time."
——我的意思是……-我就知道 - I mean... - I knew it.
我知道你是这么想的。 I knew that was what you were thinking.
你总是在思考，你这个思考者。 You're always thinking things, you thinker.
你的思想家!你想的东西! You thinker! You think things!
别老是跟别人吵架了。 Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time.
去你的，丹妮尔。 Oh, fuck off, Danielle.
你好,宝贝。我能帮你什么吗? Hello, baby. How can I help you?
那是什么? What is that?
那是水做的床，亲爱的。 That is a bed made of water, sweetheart.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
加里。 Gary.
加里，进来仔细看看好吗? Gary, won't you come in and take a closer look at it.
它不会咬人。 It won't bite.
来吧,宝贝。 Come on, baby.
很好，不是吗? It's nice, isn't it?
跳上。 Hop on.
槽。 Groove on that.
要多少钱? How much does it cost?
69.95美元。 $69.95.
你明白吗? Do you dig it?
你喜欢吗? Do you love it?
再也没人睡床垫了。 Nobody's gonna sleep on mattresses anymore.
这是老生常谈了，杰克。 That's old hat, Jack.
这是正方形的。 That's for squares.
你卖的很多吗? Do you sell a lot of these?
不，你是我的第一个顾客。 No, you're my first customer.
它出来多久了? How long has it been out?
就几天而已。 Just a couple of days.
这是现代的边缘。 It's modern edge.
在外面，睡眠和梦的技术。 Out-there, sleep and dream technology.
液体奢侈品给你。 Liquid luxury for you.
你可以给你的女性朋友留下深刻印象。 You can impress your lady friend.
青少年博览会，好莱坞的守护神。 Teen-Age Fair, Hollywood Palladium.
摇滚与杰里科，水晶火，涅槃，和其他。 Rock with Jericho, Crystal Fire, Nirvana, and others.
更大、更有趣的青少年博览会。 Bigger, more fun, the Teen-Age Fair.
4月2日，星期五，六点到午夜，然后是复活节。 Friday, April 2nd, 6:00 to midnight, then every day through Easter.
很简单，宝贝，但你绝不会… Easily, baby, but you'd never...
你说他在楼上吃饭是什么意思? What do you mean he's upstairs eating?
他必须下来。 He's gotta get down here.
给他打电话，或者叫他过来。 Get him on the phone, man, or get him down here.
-来吧，孩子们。——叫文斯。 - Come on, boys. - Call Vince.
现在，我告诉你，青少年展是不开放的，好吗? Now, I'm telling you, the Teen-Age Fair is not open, all right?
全能的上帝。 God Almighty.
我不知道为什么我总是来这里，真的不知道。 I don't know why I come down here all the time, I really don't.
你不听我的。 You don't listen to me.
桑尼和雪儿，蒂姆。桑尼和雪儿。 Sonny and Cher, Tim. Sonny and Cher.
不。没有桑尼。 Nope. No Sonny.
除了我没人在乎。 Nobody cares but me.
我们还没开张呢。请别碰那东西，好吗?-每年-我们都会出现——好的。 We're not opening yet. Please don't touch - the stuff, okay? - Every single year, - we show up. - Okay.
-我们还没开门。-那么你就是真正的赫尔曼·蒙斯特?能给我签个名吗? - We're not open yet. - So you're - the real Herman Munster? - Can I have your autograph?
不，我们没有营业。没错，我是真正的赫尔曼·蒙斯特，但你现在不能来这里。 No, we're not open. Yes, I'm the real Herman Munster, but you can't be here right now.
你不能从这里过去。 You can't go through here.
去吧! Go on!
凯文! Kevin!
我有个好主意。 I got a really good idea.
好吧。 Okay.
我有我爸爸的烟斗。 Um, I have my dad's pipe.
所以，我们应该给你的客户一些大麻来卖水床。 So, we should give your customers some weed to help sell waterbeds.
是啊，这真是个好主意。 Yeah, that is actually a good idea.
你能把车里的灯拿来吗? Do you mind grabbing lights from the car?
——嗯,好吧。——谢谢。 - Yeah, okay. - Thank you.
Weird-ohs。 Weird-ohs.
让我看看。 Let me see.
墨西哥煎玉米卷的小车。 Taco mini-bike.
黑色的光。 Black light.
照相亭。 Photo booth.
好吧。让我们卖一些床。 Okay. Let's sell some beds.
这是我的明星。这是我的明星。 There's my star. There's my star.
好吧，围过来，你们这些酷猫。 Well, gather around, all you cool cats.
神奇的。神奇的。 Magical. Magical.
朝这边，朝那边。 Head right here, facing that way.
可爱。可爱。这个样子。这个样子。 Lovely. Lovely. Look that way. Look that way.
这样的手臂。这样的手臂。 Arm like this. Arm like this.
谁想出名? Who wants to be famous?
——嘿,加里。加里。嘿。-猜猜…我想我知道哪里能找到迷幻药。 - Hey, Gary. Gary. Hey. - Just guess the amount of... I think I know where I can find some LSD.
你觉得那会比大麻好吗? Do you think that would be better than the weed?
不,不,不。继续抽草，伙计。 No, no, no. Keep it with the grass, man.
-继续抽草。——好的。好吧,听起来不错。 - Keep it with the grass. - All right. Okay, sounds good.
继续抽草。 Keep it with the grass.
你们去过海洋吗? Have you guys ever been to the ocean?
——是的,怎么了?——当然。 - Yeah, why? - Sure.
你还记得那种躺在水面上放松的感觉吗? You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water?
-躺在水上?-是的。 - Laying on the water? - Yeah.
每天晚上都睡在软底水床上。 Have that every night with a Soggy Bottom waterbed.
保持活力，琪琪。 Keep the energy up, Kiki.
洛杉矶联合学区，世界上最好的学区。 The Los Angeles Unified School District, the best district in the world.
女士们先生们，欢迎帕萨迪纳小姐。 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pasadena.
下一位，来自伯班克市中心的是玛丽。 Next up, from the heart of Burbank is Mary.
玛丽是伯班克小姐。 Mary is Miss Burbank.
第三代厨师。 Third generation chef.
她的祖母和母亲都喜欢做饭。 Her grandmother and mother love to cook.
你好,漂亮。 Hello, gorgeous.
你好,英俊的。 Hello, handsome.
经常来这里吗? Come here often?
不，因为我不是青少年了。 No, 'cause I'm not a teenager.
我在为我的朋友乔乔卖耳环。 I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
你的屁股湿了吗?睡不着吗? Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
既然你提到了… Well, now that you mention it...
男朋友的麻烦? Boyfriend trouble?
女士们先生们，掌声送给所有决赛选手。 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for all of the finalists.
没有男朋友。 No boyfriend.
所以我没有什么麻烦。 So I don't really have trouble.
嗯,这很好。 Well, that's good.
让我向你介绍自内弹簧以来关于睡眠的最伟大的发明。 Let me introduce you to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.
别忘了，我们还有《塔扎纳》的电影。 And don't forget, we have the movies of Tarzana.
我以前见过这些。这些是很远的。 I've seen these before. These are far out.
哦,嗨,琪琪。 Oh, hi, Kiki.
嘿,阿拉娜。你在这里做什么? Hey, Alana. What are you doing here?
看到这个小大卫·卡西迪。 Seeing this little David Cassidy.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我为他工作。 I'm working for him.
是这样吗? Is that so?
有多少个点? So, how many dots is it?
谁知道呢?我认为他们甚至不算数。 Who knows? I don't think they even counted.
——嘿!——哇! - Hey! - Whoa!
哇。哇。 Whoa. Whoa.
——加里。——嘿!这是怎么呢 - Gary. - Hey! What's going on?
——加里!——加里! - Gary! - Gary!
警官? Officers?
-发生了什么…——加里! - What's going... - Gary!
什么?警官,什么……不,加里!不!不!加里! What? Officer, what... No, Gary! No! No! Gary!
一定是弄错了。 There must be a mistake.
——加里!-加里，你做了什么? - Gary! - Gary, what did you do?
-警官，我做了什么?-警官，他是无辜的-他只是个孩子-我保证我是无辜的。 - Officer, what did I do? - Officers, he's innocent, - he's a kid. - I promise I'm innocent.
-他有权利!-警官，我做了什么? - He has rights! - Officer, what did I do?
-你的警徽号是多少?-警官，我做了什么? - What are your badge numbers? - Officer, what did I do?
-我一出去…-我做了什么? - I will be reporting you... - What did I do?
.．.就会马上向警察局长举报你。 ...to the chief of police immediately when I get outside.
他要去哪里? Where's he going?
加里,别担心。 Gary, don't worry.
别担心。我会找到你的，好吗? Don't worry. I'm gonna find you, okay?
别担心,好吗? Don't worry, okay?
187. 嫌犯身穿蓝色衬衫，红棕色长发。嫌犯携带武器，十分危险。 187. Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, long red-brown hair. Suspect is armed and dangerous.
他妈的。 Fuck.
滚蛋,青少年! Fuck off, teenagers!
187. 187.
嫌犯在瓦因街往南走，在塞尔玛街左转。 Suspect headed south on Vine, turned left on Selma.
沿着阿盖尔街往南走。 Headed south on Argyle.
向左转进入守护神像。 Made a left into the Palladium.
嫌犯身穿蓝色衬衫，白色裤子。 Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, white pants.
白人男性，16岁，红棕色长发。 White male, aged 16, long red-brown hair.
嫌犯携带武器，十分危险。 Suspect is armed and dangerous.
我不是16岁，我是15岁。 I'm not 16, I'm 15.
我的生日下个月才到。 My birthday is not till next month.
你要进监狱了，大块头。 You're going to jail, big boy.
你会因为谋杀而坐牢。 You're going to jail for murder.
在阿提卡玩得开心，白痴。 Have fun in Attica, dickhead.
嘿,那是他吗? Hey, that's him?
这不是他。 That's not him.
来吧。 Come on.
来吧! Come on!
你做了什么? What did you do?
你杀了人吗? Did you murder someone, huh?
怎么，你身上有毒品吗? What, do you have drugs on you?
你做了什么，加里? What did you do, Gary?
烟斗还在吗? Do you still have the pipe?
不,不……不，我扔了。我把它扔了。 No, no... No, I threw it out. I threw it out.
"泡屁股"听起来像是有人尿裤子了。 Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds like someone shit their pants.
我知道，我知道。 I know, I know.
-这可不好。——我知道。 - That's not good. - I know.
只有你们才觉得好笑。 That's only funny to you guys.
但当有人想买床的时候，他们不想去想拉屎或者尿不湿，或者在裤子里拉屎。 But when someone wants to buy a bed, they don't wanna think about shitting or shitty diapers, or shit in pants.
床不只是用来睡觉的，阿兰娜。 Well, the bed's not just for sleeping, Alana.
如果不只是为了睡觉，我想你是说为了做爱。 Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex.
"湿漉漉的屁股"不会让人觉得性感或淫荡。 "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny.
它不会让你觉得热吗? It doesn't make you hot?
不。 No.
“现在每个人都在谈论水床，对吧?” "Everybody's talking about waterbeds these days, right?
而且，嗯，这是有充分理由的，因为水床是自内弹簧发明以来最适合睡觉的东西。” And, uh, it's with good reason, because the waterbed is the greatest thing to happen to sleep since the invention of the inner spring."
好吧。 Okay.
“如果你正在考虑买一张水床，你可以让人送货上门。 "If you've been thinking about getting a waterbed now, you can have one delivered to your very door.
你要做的就是打电话给世界上最大的水床制造商，太平洋水床。 All you gotta do is call the world's largest manufacturer of waterbeds, Pacific Waterbeds.
他们展示了胖伯尼的特大号水床。” They present Fat Bernie's king-size waterbeds."
我喜欢这个名字。是的。 I love the name. Yeah.
“6英尺乘7英尺的水床，100美元的价值只花了39.95美元。 "Six foot by seven foot waterbed, you got a $100 value for only $39.95.
如果你现在就行动，39美元95美分就能买到你的特大号胖伯尼水床。 Thirty-nine dollars and 95 cents for your very own king-size Fat Bernie waterbed if you act now.
打451-3631叫"肥伯尼水床"送货上门。 Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed delivered COD right to your very door.
如果你不满意，可以保证10天内退款。 With a 10-day money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied.
你的爱人会因此而爱你。” Your loved one will love you for it."
不管他或她是谁，或者也许你有两三个，或者，也许你想告诉某人你爱他们，你不确定你要怎么做，你可以用一张特大号的胖伯尼水床告诉他们。 Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three, or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them, you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it,you can tell them with a king-size Fat Bernie waterbed.
现在，你甚至会因此而爱自己。 Now, you'll even love yourself for it.
也许你只想躺在自己的特大号水床上，周围没有人打扰你。 Maybe all you wanna do is just ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed with nobody around to bother you.
这可真是自恋，好吗? That is some real narcissism, okay?
帕萨迪纳KPPC，接下来是门乐队。 It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next.
你是对的。你总是对的。 You're right. You're always right.
胖伯尼餐厅，有什么需要帮忙的吗? Fat Bernie's, how may I help you?
——哦,太棒了。——大便。大便。 - Oh, great. - Shit. Shit.
太平洋水床呈现胖伯尼的水床。 Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds.
我能帮您什么忙吗? How may I help you?
——你好,Gene。-嗨。 - Hiya, Gene. - Hi.
-今天有什么?——嗨,Gene。 - What do you got today? - Hi, Gene.
- - - - - -你好。-就几盒而已。 - Hello. - Just some boxes.
好吧。 Okay.
混蛋! Assholes!
拿着。 Take it.
二十,25,30。仅仅30。 Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30.
我有400。400. I got 400. 400.
- 150。-我有400，然后你有…等等，那五个是什么? - 150. - I have 400, and then you have... Wait a sec. What were the five?
五十。 Fifty here.
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30。好吧。 Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right.
- 30。- 有21。 - 30. - There's 21.
那里有21个。 Twenty-one's there.
然后零钱是多少? And then how much was the change?
等等，我觉得可能有19。 Wait, I think there might have been 19 there.
这可不是个好的开始。 Not that good of a start.
不，我们有21。 No, we have 21.
不，我们只有19。 No, we only had 19.
“胖伯尼的……” "Fat Bernie's..."
它的底部很小。 It's small on the bottom.
“胖伯尼”太多了。 Too many "Fat Bernie's."
是的，但它可以很小。这很好。 Yeah, but it can be small. That's fine.
然后……让我们试试…… And then... Let's try...
用你的电离喷雾器辐射样本。 To radiate the specimen with your ionization nebulizer.
现在，回到船上。 Now, back to the ship.
你是左撇子吗? Are you left-handed?
是的。你不知道吗? Yeah. You didn't know that?
不。 No.
我以前从没遇到过左撇子。 I've never met anyone left-handed before.
真的吗? Really?
加里! Gary!
-他来了。——杰里。 - There he is. - Jerry.
很高兴见到你。你过得如何? Good to see you. How you doing?
-很高兴见到你，朋友。-很高兴见到你。 - Good to see you, my friend. - Good to see you.
——好的。——嗨,Mioko。 - All right. - Hi, Mioko.
不,不,不。Mioko消失了。 No, no, no. Mioko is gone.
这是我的新妻子，Kimiko。 This is my new wife, Kimiko.
——嗨,君子。-像照片一样漂亮。 - Hi, Kimiko. - Pretty as a picture.
这个漂亮的东西是谁? Who's this pretty thing?
这是我的女性朋友，阿兰娜。 Uh, this is my lady friend, Alana.
-你好，阿兰娜?——商业伙伴。 - How do you do, Alana? - Business partner.
一种乐趣。 A pleasure.
很高兴见到你。 Nice to meet you.
杰瑞，我想跟你谈谈-对了。-等等，等等。 Jerry, I want to talk to you about this, - by the way. - Hold up, hold up.
让我们把它做好。我们先坐下来喝点东西，好吗? Let's do it right. Let's sit down and have something to drink first, okay?
——听起来不错。——在你。 - Sounds great. - After you.
谢谢你,杰里。 Thank you, Jerry.
加里，我爱你，我愿意为你做任何事。 Oh, Gary, I love you, and I wanna do anything for you.
但我觉得这些不适合我的餐厅。 But I just don't really think these fit in my restaurant.
我们是日本人，而水床业务完全是美国的。 We're Japanese, and this waterbed business is strictly American.
金美子，你觉得这水床怎么样? Uh, Kimiko, what you think of this waterbed?
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
她刚才说什么? What did she just say?
很难说，我不会说日语。 It's hard to tell, I don't speak Japanese.
加里，我也想帮忙，但我能帮你吗，别把这些东西到处乱放? Gary, I wanna help, but can I help without putting these out inside everywhere?
哦,嘿,阿拉娜。 Oh, hey, Alana.
嘿,飞盘。 Hey, Frisbee.
你在这里工作吗? You work here?
不幸的是。你在干什么? Unfortunately. What are you doing?
帮我朋友做水床生意。 Helping my friend with his waterbed business.
——加里?-是的。你认识他吗? - Gary? - Yeah. You know him?
是的，我爱那孩子。 Yeah, I love that kid.
-你爱他?——嗯。 - You love him? - Uh-huh.
你怎么认识他的? How do you know him?
他一直在这里。他是杰瑞的朋友。 He's in here all the time. He's a friend of Jerry's.
是的。 Yeah.
作为一个小骗子，他很可爱。 He's cute for a little hustler.
他也很聪明，是个好商人。 He's also really smart and a good businessman.
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
你还在小脚趾工作吗? Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?
不，我现在是加里的合伙人了。 No, I'm partners with Gary now.
哦，那个“手男”。 Oh, the "Hand Man."
他有试着让你给他打手枪吗? Did he try and get a hand job from you?
是的，他一直在问。 Yeah, he's asking all the time.
好。我把接力棒传给你。 Good. I'll pass the baton off to you.
好吧，回头见，飞盘。 Okay, I'll see you later, Frisbee.
好吧。代我向你妹妹们问好。 Okay. Say hi to your sisters for me.
我可以把这种感觉描述成一个柔软的、海绵状的、慢动作的蹦床，但没有巨大的弹跳。 I could describe the sensation as a soft, spongy, slow-motion trampoline without the great bounce.
性感。 Sexier.
更性感。让它更性感。 Sexier. Make it sexier.
但是没有……——闭嘴。-我不能…没有地板模型让我试试吗? But there's no... - Shut up. - I can't... There's no floor model for me to try?
不，但你可以买那张床，如果你不喜欢，我们可以保证退款。 No, but you can get the bed and if you don't like it, we can do a money-back guarantee.
阿兰娜，你得性感一点，不然他不会信的。-我想我只是想考虑一下，然后也许我会再给你打电话。 Alana, you have to be sexier - or he's not gonna buy it. - I think I just wanna think about it for a while, then maybe I'll give you a call back.
别让他挂电话。 Don't let him get off the phone.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
呃,特德。 Uh, Ted.
Ted。 Ted.
是的。 Yes.
泰德，我喜欢这个名字。 Oh, Ted, I love that name.
好吧……我的名字叫阿拉娜。 Okay... My name's Alana.
嗨,阿拉娜。 Hi, Alana.
我来帮你安装床好吗? Can I come and install the bed for you?
什么? What?
我会把它放下，告诉你它是怎么工作的。 I'd lay it down and show you how it works.
它的运动方式与海洋相似。内湿。 It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside.
这需要一些时间来适应，但一旦你进去了，泰德，我觉得你不会再问任何问题了。 And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
听起来你刚卖了张水床，阿兰娜。 Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana.
告诉我，你什么时候能搞定那张床? Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
哦,好吧。渴望。 Oh, well. Eager.
我必须等到我的工作完成。 I have to wait until my work is done.
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
是的。我有个刻薄的老老板，让我整天工作。 Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
你为什么不告诉胖伯尼你有工作要做然后离开那里? Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
哦。胖伯尼太刻薄了泰德 Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
听起来像它。 Sounds like it.
他把我锁在里面。 He keeps me locked up inside.
但你知道吗，泰德? But you know what, Ted?
那是什么? What's that?
我知道你会喜欢我们的湿床。 I know you're gonna love our wet beds.
-你知道有什么吗?——那是什么? - You know what they come with? - What's that?
一个木头床头板。 A wood headboard.
木头很结实，笔直地贴在墙上。 And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
这听起来太棒了。 That sounds great.
我们没有木质床头板。 We don't have wood headboards.
我会把你交给我的同事柯克，他会记下你所有的信息，我待会去你家，泰德。 I'm gonna hand you off to my associate, Kirk, and he's gonna take down all your information, and I will be at your place later, Ted.
谢谢你打电话给胖伯尼。祝你今天愉快。 Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's. Have a nice day.
你在干什么?我们没有床。 What are you doing? We don't have beds.
我们最好弄点来，因为塑料袋里的水就是水球。 Well, we better get some, because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon.
有了框架，它就是一张床。 With a frame, it's a bed.
我们就去北岭木材吧，他们有很好的…-我的对话写得很好。你即兴发挥太多了。 Let's just go to Northridge Lumber, - they have real good... - I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much.
你让我做得更性感。 You told me to make it more sexy.
我告诉过你要让它更性感，但我没告诉你，“去那个男人的家里，睡在他的床上。” I told you to make it more sexy, I didn't tell you, "Go over to the guy's house and get in his bed."
我说过我是个好演员，加里。我告诉你。 I told you I'm a good actress, Gary. I told you.
别让我把它弄得更性感，伙计。 Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man.
如果你想让它更性感，我可以让它更性感。 If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny.
我们只是有自己的梦想和想法。 We just have our own dreams and ideas.
所以我们就…所以，就答应吧。不管她让你做什么，答应她就行。 And so we'll just... So, just say yes. To whatever she asks you, just say yes.
比如说，如果她问你会不会唱歌，你就说会。 Let's say, if she asks you if you can sing, say yes.
如果她问你能不能跳舞，答应她。 If she asks if you can dance, say yes.
我会唱歌，也会跳舞。 I can sing, and I can dance.
不,我知道。我知道。我知道。 No, I know. I know. I know.
我只是说如果她问你能不能做一些你可能不知道怎么做的事，就答应她。 I'm just saying that if she asks you if you can do something that you might not know how to do, just say yes.
因为一旦你得到这个角色，你总能学会如何去做一些事情。 Because you can always learn how to do something once you get the part.
所以只要答应她的任何要求。 So just say yes to whatever she asks.
不管她要什么，答应她就行了。 Whatever she asks, just say yes.
-答应我，答应我…-好的，我知道了。 - Just say yes, just say yes... - Okay, I got it.
好吧。 Okay.
——嗨,珍妮丝。——嗨,加里。 - Hi, Janice. - Hi, Gary.
- - - - - -玛丽。——哦,亲爱的。 - Mary. - Oh, darling.
加里告诉我你一直在"普通女人村"和米尔顿·法默一起学习。 So, Gary tells me that you've been studying at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer.
是的。 Yes.
我喜欢他和年轻演员的合作。 I love his work with young actors.
他是个创造奇迹的人。 He is a miracle worker.
你有一个温暖的微笑，这是非常强大的。 You have a warm smile, which is very powerful.
你的鼻子很有犹太风格，这正变得非常流行。 And you have a very Jewish nose, which is becoming very fashionable.
我收到了很多犹太女孩的请求。 I am getting a lot more requests for Jewish girls.
真的吗?太好了。 Really? That's great.
不。 No.
喜欢泰特姆。 Love to Tatum.
你运动吗? Are you athletic?
你的身体看起来很结实。 You seem to have a very firm body.
是的。 Yes.
你会骑马吗? Do you know how to horseback ride?
是的。 Yes.
你知道怎么击剑吗? Uh, do you know how to do fencing?
是的，我会击剑。 Yes, I can fence.
——篮球吗?——是的。 - Basketball? - Yes.
——棒球?——是的。 - Baseball? - Yes.
——足球?——是的。 - Soccer? - Yes.
还有其他我应该了解的运动或特殊技能吗? Any other sports or special skills that I should know about?
我学过近身格斗。 I studied Krav Maga.
我不知道那是什么。什么是“快画麦格劳”? Well, I don't know what that is. What is "Quick Draw McGraw"?
这是来自以色列的武术。它在战斗中使用。 It's martial arts from Israel. It's used in combat.
我爸爸在以色列军队服役。我们都知道这一点。 My dad was in the Israeli Army. We all know it.
这么说，这是一种空手道? So it's a form of karate, let's say?
更像是"如何用笔刺穿别人的眼睛" It's more like, "How to use a pen to stab someone's eye out."
你他妈是个斗士，对吧? You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you?
我很喜欢这样。 I like that.
我看得出来。 I can see that.
你来这里想为我打扮得漂漂亮亮的，但实际上，你让我想起了…… You come here trying to be all pretty for me, but really, you remind me...
一条狗。 of a dog.
这只英国斗牛犬有着性感的外表和犹太风格的鼻子。 Of an English pit bull dog... with sex appeal... and... a very Jewish nose.
你懂其他语言吗? Do you know any other languages?
除了英语? Besides English?
希伯来语。 Hebrew.
——除了希伯来语。-我很抱歉。 - Besides Hebrew. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
嗯…西班牙语…哦。 Um... Spanish... Oh.
法语……嗯。 French... Mmm-hmm.
拉丁语…… Latin...
和葡萄牙语。 And Portuguese.
布埃诺。 Bueno.
可笑的怪人。 Fantastico.
你愿意赤裸上身工作吗? Would you be willing to work topless?
是的。 Yes.
不。 No.
如果你不愿意拍裸体，你会失去工作。 You will lose out on work if you're not willing to do nudity.
所以你会在电影里一丝不挂，却不愿意和我亲热? So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me?
你想向全世界展示你的胸部，却不让我看? You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?
你跟我说过什么事都要答应的，记得吗? You told me to say yes to everything, remember?
我让你拒绝的，阿兰娜。 I told you to say no to that, Alana.
我不知道该说什么。 Well, I didn't know what to say.
说“不!” Say "no!"
如果给我这个角色，我会在电影里脱光。 I would get naked in a movie if it gave me the part.
电影里女演员经常脱光衣服。 Actresses get naked in movies all the time.
这有什么问题吗，加里? What's wrong with that, Gary?
因为现在照片里的裸露镜头太多了。-得了吧。 Because there's too much nudity - in pictures right now. - Oh, come on.
你是我的朋友。我们是朋友,阿拉娜。 And you're my friend. We're friends, Alana.
你会在电影里这么做，你会在电影里露胸但你却不给我看! And you'd do it in a movie, you'd show your boobs in a movie but you wouldn't show them to me!
你为什么不让你这个年纪的人看看自己的胸部呢? Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs?
因为我在问你! Because I'm asking you!
你真的想看我的胸吗? Do you really wanna see my boobs?
是的。 Yes.
——格雷格在哪儿?-他在他房间里。 - Where's Greg? - He's in his room.
我能摸它们吗? Can I touch them?
不。 No.
如果你敢对任何人说任何事，我就再也不理你了。 If you ever say anything to anyone, I'm never speaking to you ever again.
明天见。 I'll see you tomorrow.
你不觉得我一直和加里还有他的朋友们在一起很奇怪吗? Do you think it's weird I hang out with Gary and his friends all the time?
不。 No.
我觉得这很奇怪。 I think it's weird.
你以为是什么就是什么。 It is whatever you think it is.
我觉得我总是和加里还有他15岁的朋友们在一起很奇怪。 I think it's weird that I hang out with Gary and his 15-year-old friends all the time.
来自地球有限公司的公共服务。 A public service from Earth Limited.
你快乐吗? Are you happy?
是的,我很高兴。你快乐吗? Yes, I'm happy. Are you happy?
如果你快乐，我也快乐。 If you're happy, I'm happy.
当然，我很高兴! Of course, I'm happy!
你看起来真棒。 You look so great.
真的吗? Really?
哇。 Wow.
最好的黑胶唱片。 The best kind of vinyl.
“Land-ho……” Like, "Land-ho..."
正如牌子上写的那样。 as it says on the sign.
上面写着"Land ho!" It says "Land ho!" right there.
-你可以乘着它飘走。——河船。 - You can float away on it. - Riverboat.
对你的背部和颈部很有好处。 Great for your back and your neck.
你可以乘着小船飘走。 And you could just float away on a boat.
就在你背上，或者就在这里。 Right on your back, or right here.
阿拉伯乙烯基是最好的乙烯基。-这是最好的一种。 And Arabian vinyl - is the best kind of vinyl. - It's the best kind.
不会刺穿。我们测试它。 Nothing will puncture. We tested it.
我们在最恶劣的条件下测试过。 We tested it under, like, the worst conditions.
这是我们的“大伯尼”。 This is our "Big Bernie."
-是《沉睡者》。——对吗?嗯。 - It's the "Serious Sleeper." - That right? Mmm-hmm.
嗯…“这是被其他所有公司复制的经典设计。” Um... "It's the classic design copied by all the others."
伙计,冷静下来。 Guys, calm down.
别在床上摔跤，好吗? Don't wrestle on the bed, okay?
我知道她喜欢豆子袋，但你需要大伯尼。 I know she likes the bean bag, but you need the Big Bernie.
迪安娜。 Deanna.
你停止!闭嘴! You stop! Shut up!
苏Pomerantz。 Sue Pomerantz.
加里情人节。 Gary Valentine.
这就是我们的《天方夜谭》 This is our "Arabian Night,"
我们最高端的型号，也是100%阿拉伯乙烯基制造的。 our highest-end model, and also made from 100% Arabian vinyl.
这是胖伯尼的私人特大号床垫。 This is Fat Bernie's personal king-size mattress.
他有加热器，床头板，旁边的烟灰缸，还有灯具。——嗯。 He has the heater, the headboard, the side ashtrays, - and the lamp fixtures. - Hmm.
如果胖伯尼在水床上抽烟时睡着了怎么办? And what happens if Fat Bernie falls asleep while he's smoking in his waterbed?
这是个好问题。 That is a great question.
实际上，水太冷了，烟烧不透。 Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through.
-真聪明。——嗯。 - Oh, that's smart. - Uh-huh.
所以,这是冷吗? So, it's cold?
在夏天，它是，在冬天，它不是。 Well, in the summer, it is, and in the winter, it isn't.
让我带你到这里，“Land Ho, The Riverboat，” Let me take you over here, "Land Ho, The Riverboat,"
也是由阿拉伯乙烯基制成的。 made with, also, Arabian vinyl.
嗨，欢迎来到胖伯尼餐厅。 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
别忘了坐在豆袋椅上。 Don't forget to sit in the bean bag chair.
胖伯尼的水床，豆袋椅。 Fat Bernie's waterbeds, bean bag chairs.
嗨，欢迎来到胖伯尼餐厅。 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
嗨。 Hi.
欢迎光临胖伯尼餐厅。 Welcome to Fat Bernie's.
这些都是UL认证的。 These are UL approved.
如果他们说你能做到，你就能做到。 And if they say you can do it, you can do it.
嗨。你是谁，加里? Hi. And who is this, Gary?
加里。嗨。我是这里的经理。 Gary. Hi. I'm the manager here.
——我是阿拉娜。——嗯。 - I'm Alana. - Mmm.
阿拉娜,苏。苏,阿拉娜。 Alana, Sue. Sue, Alana.
-嗨。你好，很高兴见到你。 - Hi. - Hello, it's nice to meet you.
加里，能借一步说话吗? Hey, Gary, can I steal you for a second?
我只是想看看你希望这些命令怎么写。 I just wanna see how you want these orders written out.
我马上就来。 I'll be right there.
我真的需要尽快知道，因为我真的希望文件是正确的。 Well, I really need to know soon, because I really want the paperwork to be correct.
我们可不想第一天就搞砸，对吧? We don't wanna get it wrong on the first day, do we?
我马上就来。 I'll be right there.
一切都好吗? Is everything okay?
是的,当然。 Yes, of course.
那是你女朋友吗? Is that your girlfriend?
不，那不是我女朋友。 No, that is not my girlfriend.
她看起来像我女朋友吗? Does it seem like she's my girlfriend?
算是吧。 Kind of.
不。我的意思是……不。她为我工作。 No. I mean... No. She works for me.
她以前是我的保姆。 She used to be my babysitter.
现在，我要带你过来。这是…… Now, I'm gonna take you over here. This is the...
我太兴奋了。 I'm so high.
柯克让我嗑药了。 Kirk got me stoned.
好吧……我很高兴，加里。 Okay... I'm very happy, Gary.
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
祝贺你。 Congratulations.
我们一起做的，不是吗? We did this together, didn't we?
——嗯。我们所做的。好吧。-我们做到了。 - Uh-huh. We did. Okay. - We did it.
你快乐吗? Are you happy?
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
嘿，回来，宝贝。 Hey, come back, toots.
《星期日夜电影》展示了电影史上一些最杰出的故事片。 Sunday Night Movie presents some of the most outstanding feature films in motion picture history.
原谅我。他妈的什么? Excuse me. What the fuck?
阿拉娜。 Alana.
你知道吗，彩虹，你对我来说完全是个谜。 You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me.
我对你一无所知。 I don't know a word about you.
我不知道你的朋友是谁，如果你有父母…阿拉娜! I don't know who your friends are, if you've got parents... Alana!
.．.如果你遇到了什么麻烦…… ...if you're in some kind of trouble...
你可以告诉我。 You can tell me, you know.
这没什么神秘的，弗兰基。 There's no mystery here, Frankie.
我来自宾夕法尼亚州的性交。 I come from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
我知道，我听过所有的笑话。 I know, I've heard all the jokes.
我一句话也没说。 I didn't say a word.
它变得更好。 It gets better.
你必须通过"忠诚" You have to pass through "Faithful"
到达那里。 to get there.
那一定很让人生气。 That must be quite some cross to bear.
我父母都死了。 My parents are dead.
他们五年前死于一场车祸。 They were killed in an automobile accident five years ago.
他们都是好人。 They were nice people.
你知道吗，在性交中什么都不会发生。 Nothing really happens in Intercourse, you know.
所以高中一毕业，我就拿起我的包和吉他，来到了加利福尼亚。 So as soon as I graduated high school, I grabbed my bag and my guitar, and I came to California.
cut-a-rooski。 And, cut-a-rooski.
-太棒了。-谢谢你，阿拉娜。 - That was wonderful. - Thank you, Alana.
这上面写着你会骑马。 This says you know how to ride a horse.
是的。 Yes.
你会说葡萄牙语。 And you speak Portuguese.
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
彩虹喜欢马和箭术。 Rainbow loves horses and archery.
这是我们一直在发展的一个次要情节。 That's a subplot we've been developing.
我们想要确保考虑中的女演员有能力做这些事情。 We would wanna make sure that actresses under consideration are capable of doing these things.
是的，我可以两者兼顾。 Yes, I can do both.
谢谢你,阿拉娜。谢谢你的到来。 Thank you, Alana. Thank you for coming.
我觉得我和彩虹在一起只有十分钟，你觉得呢，杰克? I feel like I've been with Rainbow for 10 minutes, don't you, Jack?
当然。 Absolutely.
谢谢你，霍顿先生。 Thank you, Mr. Holden.
你知道的…你让我想起了格蕾丝。 You know... you remind me of Grace.
凯利? Kelly?
霍顿先生，再来一杯马提尼，先生? Mr. Holden, another martini, sir?
是的,请。 Yes, please.
另一个? Another?
当然。 Sure.
-来三杯。——好的。 - Make it three. - Okay.
我从来没喝过马提尼。 I've never had a martini before.
他们很好。 They're good.
丛林。 The jungle.
这是我最适合自己的地方。 That's where I'm most myself.
不是这个丛林。 Not this jungle.
非洲。 Africa.
哦。是的,非洲。 Oh. Yes, Africa.
我看到我最好的两个黑人朋友在刚果被砍头。 I saw two of my best Black friends beheaded in the Congo.
我来告诉你一些我没跟任何人说过的秘密。 I'll tell you intimacies I've shared with no one.
但不要问我关于吉隆坡的事。 But don't ask me about Kuala Lumpur.
这是直线还是实数? Is this lines or is this real?
你真是个娇弱的家伙。 You're such a delicate creature.
你是彩虹。 You are Rainbow.
我是犹太人。 I'm Jewish.
有趣的是什么? What's funny?
这是真的。 It's true.
那是雷克斯·布劳吗? Is that Rex damn Blau?
谁说蓝色? Who said Blau?
在这里。蓝色! Right over here. Blau!
杰克! Jack!
等你见到这个角色就知道了。 Wait till you meet this character.
杰克该死的霍尔顿。爆炸。 Jack goddamn Holden. Bang.
你这该死的狗娘养的，过来。 You son of a bitch from hell, get over here.
你这个金光闪闪，又高又便宜的混蛋。 You shiny, golden, tall, inexpensive prick.
——我的天哪。-见到你真高兴。 - My goodness. - It's so good to see you.
有上帝的…… There is God's...
想出任何六个数字，我都能猜出来。 Think of any six numbers, I can guess them.
——好的。-我能猜出来。好吧。 - Okay. - I can guess them. All right.
——好的。-你在想六，三，四，五。 - Okay. - You're thinking six, three, four, five.
-嗨。——亨利! - Hey. - Henri!
-见到你总是很高兴。-很高兴见到你。 - Always happy to see you. - Good to see you.
-我也很高兴见到你。-是啊，你要留下来吗? - Good to see you as well. - Yeah, are you staying?
我很好,是的。当然 I'm great, yes. Of course.
嘿。我们今晚可以叫外卖。 Hey. We can always do take-out tonight.
-他环顾四周。——没有。 - He looks around. - No way.
他都是肮脏的。 He's all scruffy.
情节发展得很有趣，亨利。 Interesting development to the plot, Henri.
好吧，别惹麻烦了，拜托。 Well, let's not have any trouble, please.
没有麻烦，没有麻烦。 No trouble, no trouble.
这是公鸡尾巴，这是我的地盘。 This is Tail o' the Cock, this is my place.
是的,我留下来。 Yes, I'm staying.
这是一张四人桌。表38 ? It's a table for four, please. Table 38?
今晚你可能想换张桌子。 Well, tonight you might want a different table.
-你觉得呢?- 38号桌，亨利。 - What do you think? - Table 38, Henri.
有直接的视线。 With direct sight lines.
直视视线，对吧?好吧。 Direct sight lines, huh? Okay.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
铁路上满是汽油。 Full of gas on the railroad.
现在，你知道我想说什么…你见过他骑自行车吗? Now, you know what I'd like to say... Have you ever seen him on a bike?
我看到它在旋转。 I see it spin.
好。 Good.
我知道你知道我知道，我也知道。——没有。是的,嗯…我很有耐心。我是个有耐心的人。 I know you know I knew - and know I do. - No. Yeah, well... I'm patient. I'm a patient man.
去你的。 The hell you are.
有一种圣经的感觉... 是的，但是... 不是这样的。 There is this kind of a biblical feeling... Yeah, but... It's just not.
马上就有人来。 Someone will be right over.
-谢谢你，亨利。——谢谢。 - Thank you, Henri. - Thank you.
看着，你得看着他。 Watch, you gotta watch him.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
哦,不。无论它不是。 Oh, no. Whatever it isn't.
杰克，你知道我现在在停车场买了什么吗? Jack, you know what I got out there in the parking lot right now?
——对。——嗯。 - Right on. - Mmm.
650 cc。 650cc.
不,不。你淘气的男人。 No, no. You mischievous man.
一个完整的沙漠雪橇。它就在那里等你，杰克。 A full desert sled. It's out there for you, Jack.
它是为你而建的。 It's built for you.
-我看到它在旋转。——这是旋转。 - I'm seeing it spin now. - It's spinning.
我知道它在转，它必须转回来。 I know it's spinning, and it's gotta spin back.
来吧，你知道你想要的。 Come on, you know you want it.
——没有。-你知道你需要它。 - No. - You know you need it.
哦，是的，你知道。 Oh, yeah, you do.
-哦,是吗?-哦，当然。 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, you bet.
加里，加里，我看到阿兰娜了。 Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana.
柯克,刺客的焦点。 Kirk, assassin's focus.
咬紧的牙齿和固定的刺刀。 Gritted teeth and fixed bayonets.
——阿尔芒!——好的。混蛋。 - Armand! - Okay. Bastard.
你们在说什么? What are you guys talking about?
混蛋。 Bastard.
我们在做什么? What are we doing?
是的,雷克斯先生吗? Yes, Mr. Rex?
阿尔芒，我要酒吧里的三把靠背椅，一瓶艾弗克酒，再从厨房里拿些油来。 Armand, I need three wing-back chairs from the bar, I need a bottle of Everclear, I need plenty of grease from the kitchen.
我想让你和我在沙坑旁的第八洞见面。医师。 And I want you to meet me on the eighth hole by the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto.
Apurarse。 Apurarse.
我们在浪费时间! We're burning daylight!
我得做点准备了，孩子们，一会儿见。 I gotta do some prep. I'll see you kids later.
你看过《荣誉没有时间》吗? Did you see No Time for Honor?
-和杰克·霍顿?-是的。 - With Jack Holden? - Yeah.
你们想点马提尼酒吗? Do you guys wanna order martinis?
我可以给我们拿马提尼酒。 I can get us martinis.
我去拿四杯马提尼酒。 I'll get us four martinis right now.
“桥梁在两个目标之间的距离很窄。 "The Bridges span a narrow gap between two targets.
他们是全朝鲜最重要的目标。 They're the most important targets in all of Korea.
因此，他们得到了相应的防御。 Consequently, they're fortified accordingly.
虽然我们只超过了目标30秒，但这是一辈子的时间。” Although we're only over the targets 30 seconds, it's a lifetime."
我们要去韩国? We're going to Korea?
我不明白你的意思。 I don't understand.
但我很性感，对吧? But I'm sexy, right?
“所有能想到的枪都藏在那些山腰里。 "Every gun imaginable is hidden in those mountainsides.
还有那些站在枪口后面的人……” And the men behind the guns..."
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
“他们知道我们从哪里来，往哪里去。 "They know where we're coming from and where we're headed.
我们要从他们中间飞过。 We're gonna fly right between them.
我们要飞得又低又直，不能出其不意。 We're gonna fly low and straight with no element of surprise.
他们就坐在那里等着我们，希望我们能来。 And they're just sitting there waiting for us, hoping we'll come.
南茜，那是东野桥。” Those are the Bridges of Toko-San, Nancy."
女士们先生们，公鸡的好朋友们，把晚餐放下。 Ladies and gentlemen, good people of The Cock, put that dinner down.
沙拉可以等一下。 That salad can wait.
让那块牛排凉一下。 Let that steak get cold.
因为今晚，我们有一个不需要介绍的男人。 'Cause tonight, we have a man who needs no introduction, really.
他叫杰克·霍顿先生。 His name is Mr. Jack Holden.
没错。 That's right.
如果你看过他的照片，你就会知道他们每个人都让杰克骑摩托车，好像这是唯一的旅行方式。 And if you've seen his pictures, then you know that every goddamn one of them has got Jack riding a motorcycle, as if it's the only way to travel.
不管他是在丛林里，还是在马尼拉，还是在巴黎，还是在里约热内卢。 Whether he's in the jungle, or he's in Manila, or he's in Paris, or if he's in Rio de Janeiro.
沙漠里没有出租车。 They don't have taxis in the desert.
谢谢你,杰克。 Thank you, Jack.
对于那些可能看过一部小电影的人来说，《东野桥》……是的。 And for those of you who perhaps may have seen a little film called, The Bridges of Toko-San... Yeah.
柯克。 Kirk.
杰克和美丽的格蕾丝·凯利。 Jack and the beautiful Grace Kelly.
今晚，你很幸运，因为今晚，我们将把Toko-San带到恩西诺。 Well, tonight, you're lucky, 'cause tonight, we bring Toko-San right here to Encino.
没错 That's right. That's right.
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
现在站起来，跟我去第八洞。 On your feet now, follow me to the eighth hole.
我们开始吧。 Here we go.
你介意扮演格蕾丝吗? Would you mind to play Grace?
杰克，我不会骑摩托车。 Jack, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
你只要坚持住。 You just have to hold on tight.
让我们骑。 Let's ride.
这是我的彩虹。彩虹骑。 That's my Rainbow. Rainbow rides.
把火把点燃!现在! Fire up those torches! Now!
稍等人。单一文件。 Hold on, people. Single file.
单一文件。好了。 Single file. There we go.
好吧。沿着山脊走。沿着山脊走。 Okay. Right along the ridge. Right along the ridge.
谢谢你们，好人。 Thank you, good people.
好吧，阿尔芒，你能帮我搞定那群人吗? Okay, Armand, will you handle that crowd for me?
好吧。 Okay.
好吧,人。我需要更多的火焰。 All right, people. I need some more flame.
更多的火焰。 More flame.
神。 God.
今晚很适合跳伞。 It's a great night for a jump.
我真不敢相信! I can't believe it!
他来到这里。他肯定会这么做的。 He came here. He's definitely gonna do it.
我等不及要看这个了。 I can't wait to see this shit.
他会这么做的。 Oh, he's gonna do it.
好吧。 All right.
片场可以安静一下吗? Can I have some quiet on the set?
声音。 Roll sound.
转动摄像机A。 Roll camera A.
转动摄像机B。 Roll camera B.
好吧。马克。 Okay. Mark it.
开拍,杰克。 Action, Jack.
你还记得我的真名吗? Do you even remember what my real name is?
哇。 Whoa.
继续踩油门，好样的，好样的。 Keep your gas. Attaboy. Attaboy.
看来他要来了。 Looks like he's coming in hot.
我来了,南希! I'm coming, Nancy!
是啊! Yeah!
我把丹妮尔的吉他弄坏了。 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
我把丹妮尔的吉他弄坏了。 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
哦,男人。 Oh, man.
我好了! I'm all right!
Toko-San !Toko-San ! Toko-San! Toko-San!
Toko-San !Toko-San !Toko-San !Toko-San ! Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San!
这个人需要喝一杯! This man needs a drink!
-敬公鸡!-敬公鸡! - To the Cock! - To the Cock!
Toko-San !Toko-San ! Toko-San! Toko-San!
Toko-San ! Toko-San!
Toko-San !Toko-San ! Toko-San! Toko-San!
决定把石油作为政治武器 ...decided to use their oil as a political weapon.
他们将每月减少5%的石油产量，直到以色列从占领区撤出。 They will reduce oil production by 5% a month until the Israelis withdraw from occupied territory.
如果阿拉伯国家遵守这一承诺，它将在一年内减少近50%的产量。 If the Arab countries keep that pledge, it would reduce their production by almost 50% in one year.
据我们的一些领导人说，随着阿拉伯石油禁运的继续，情况会变得越来越糟，我们可能会被迫实施燃油配给计划。 According to some of our leaders, as the Arab oil embargo continues, the situation will become increasingly worse and we may be forced into a gas rationing program.
眼前的短缺将影响到我们每一个人的生活。 The immediate shortage will affect the lives of each and every one of us.
在我们的工厂，我们的汽车，我们的家庭，我们的办公室，我们将不得不使用比我们习惯使用更少的燃料。 In our factories, our cars, our homes, our offices, we will have to use less fuel than we are accustomed to using.
燃料危机并不意味着…你知道有石油禁运吗? The fuel crisis need not mean... Did you know there was an oil embargo?
.．.所有人都要做出一些牺牲。 ...require some sacrifice by all.
等等,什么? Wait, what?
你明白这些吗? Do you understand any of this?
像这样的大型合作在洛杉矶越来越频繁。 Major tie-ups like these are becoming more frequent in Los Angeles.
-你的汽油供应…——嗯? - Will your gas supplies... - Huh?
.．.能维持很长时间吗? ...hold out very long?
床是塑料做的，加里。 The beds are made from vinyl, Gary.
乙烯基是由油制成的。 Vinyl is made from oil.
你知道这是什么意思吗? Do you have any idea what that means?
它是什么? It is?
他妈的咄。你以为是什么做的? Fucking duh. What did you think it was made out of?
——黄金?-我不知道。 - Gold? - I don't know.
我还以为…——什么?魔法?-我以为…这是一种科学结构。 I thought it was, um... - What? Magic? - I thought it was... Like a scientific fabric.
我还以为是橡胶呢。 I thought it was like a rubber.
也是用石油做的，笨蛋。 Which is also made out of oil, dipshit.
加满了，得等我有钱才能加满。 Filled up. Have to wait till I got some money to get it filled up.
昨晚回家的路上我试着加油，结果有点成功。 I tried to pump gas on the way home last night and had a little success.
我身上带的钱不多，不过值几块钱，不过恐怕只能过个周末了。 What little money I had on me, I got a couple of dollars' worth, but, I'm afraid for the weekend.
这是世界末日，格雷戈。 It's the end of the world, Greggo.
嘿,伙计们。 Hey, fellas.
你好。 Hello.
哪一个负责?是吗?你是负责人吗? Which one is in charge? Are you? Are you in charge?
是的，我负责。 Yeah, I'm in charge.
我能和你说几句话吗? May I just speak with you for a second?
-是的,当然。——谢谢。 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks.
你可以叫你的船员停下来。 You can tell your crew to stop.
等一下，伙计们。 Stop for a sec, guys.
嗯…这就是我想对你们说的。 Um... So, this is what I wanna say to you.
嗯…你知道我是谁吗?-是的。 Um... - Do you know who I am? - Yeah.
你知道我女朋友是谁吗? Do you know who my girlfriend is?
芭芭拉·史翠珊。 Barbra Streisand.
”芭芭拉•史翠珊。” Barbra "Streisand."
——“沙子”。——“沙子”。是的,像“金沙”。 - "Sand." - "Sand." Yeah, like "sands."
-就像大海，就像海滩。——芭芭拉·史翠珊。 - Like the ocean, like beaches. - Barbra Streisand.
不。“史翠珊。” No. "Streisand."
“沙子”。 "Sand."
——“史翠珊。”——“史翠珊。” - "Streisand." - "Streisand."
“芭芭拉·史翠珊。” "Barbra Streisand."
你在耍我吗? Are you fucking with me?
好了，让我们跳过这个话题。 All right, let's get past that.
但愿你他妈没见过她。 Hopefully, you never fucking meet her.
她会做爱...你认为我很坏。 She'll fucking... You think I'm bad.
我们现在要去看电影，我正要去接她，所以我就把你留在这了。 So, we're going to the movies right now and I'm on my way to pick her up, so I'm gonna leave you here.
但是，我一般不会在我不在的时候把人留在家里，但我不得不这样，因为你们他妈的太迟了。 But, I wouldn't normally leave somebody in my house when I'm not there, but I have to because you guys are so motherfucking late.
——我很抱歉。没有汽油。-是啊，这就是我要把你的鸡鸡洞塞进去的借口。 - I'm sorry. There was no gas. - Yeah, well, that's an excuse I'm gonna shove up your fucking penis hole, man.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
——加里。——加里。加里。 - Gary. - Gary. Gary.
你的阴茎洞有多大? How big is your penis hole?
这是常规尺寸。 It's regular sized.
嗯。你怎么知道? Hmm. How would you know?
想象一下，如果我把那个借口推到你面前，那会是什么感觉。 Imagine what that would feel like, if I shoved that excuse up there.
-那会很疼，对吧?-是的。 - That would hurt a lot, right? - Yeah.
但这正是我想做的。 But that's what I'd like to do.
抱歉，我不想再让你迟到了，你已经迟到了。你可以离开。 I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any more late than you already are. You can leave.
看看你，你个自大的混蛋。 Look at you, you cocky motherfucker.
我喜欢它。 I like it.
我们说的是同一种语言，对吧?我们都来自街头。 We speak the same language, huh? We're both from the streets.
-是的。-是的。 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我以前没见过。这是……哇。 I didn't see it before. That's... Wow.
哇，你就这么做了。 Wow, you get right in there and you do it.
哇。你有点…你左眼里有酊剂。 Wow. You have a little, um... You have a tincture in your left eye.
这意味着你缺乏维生素K。 It means that you're deficient in vitamin K.
我他妈的就像个医生。 I'm like a fucking doctor.
你需要服用更多的维生素D和鱼肝油。 You need to take more vitamin D and cod liver oil.
你看到代托纳法拉利了吗? You see that Daytona Ferrari?
-是的。-是的，那是我的。 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's mine.
加里，那里面都是汽油。 Gary, that's filled with gas.
这样我就能准时去看电影了。 That's gonna get me to the movies on time.
因为我不是白痴，我是乔恩·彼得斯。 'Cause I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up, I'm Jon Peters.
我生活中唯一的问题就是我太喜欢尾巴了。 My only problem in life is that I love tail too much.
我爱它。我非常喜欢它。 I love it. I love it so much.
我非常喜欢它。 I love it so much.
-那是你妹妹吗?——不。 - Is that your sister? - No.
-是你女朋友?——不。 - It's your girlfriend? - No.
我太爱它了，总有一天它会杀了我的。 I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day.
-你知道我有多少尾巴吗?——不知道。 - You know how much tail I get? - No.
这一切。 All of it.
这都是我的。 It's all mine.
-你喜欢芭芭拉·史翠珊?-是的…——你喜欢?——嗯。 - You like Barbra Streisand? - Yeah... - You do? - Mmm-hmm.
你呢? Do you?
是的。 Yeah.
我也是。 I do, too.
很无聊，但你知道…是的。 Gets boring, but you know... Yeah.
如果你敢破坏我的房子，我就杀了你和你的家人。 I'm gonna kill you and your family if you fuck up my house.
——好吗?你养猫了吗?——没有。 - Okay? Do you have a cat? - No. No.
-你养了只狗?——没有。 - You got a dog? - No.
-你的兄弟姐妹…——哥哥。 - Your brother and sister... - Brother.
是的。你的兄弟吗?我要当着你的面掐死你弟弟。 Yeah. Your brother? I'm gonna fucking choke your brother out right in front of you.
好吧，我不在的时候史蒂夫会照顾你的。 Okay, Steve's gonna look after you while I'm gone.
很高兴见到你，加里。 Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Gary.
我想让你感到害怕。 I want you to be horrified.
——好的。-你命悬一线。 - Okay. - Your life's on the line.
但你知道的，对吧? But you know from that, right?
这是街道的方式。 It's the way of the streets.
史翠珊小姐吗? Miss Streisand?
嗨,史蒂夫。嗯。 Hi, it's Steve. Mmm-hmm.
是的，他刚走。 Yes, he just left.
我还想告诉你他今晚订了一张水床。 I also thought you might wanna know that he ordered a waterbed this evening.
现在。嗯。 Right now. Mmm-hmm.
四个小孩和一个女孩或年轻女人。 Four small children and a girl or a young woman.
说实话，我不知道她是什么。 To be honest, I don't know what she is.
嗯。是的。好吧。 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.
是的。一定会的。谢谢,史翠珊小姐。啊哈。再见。 Yes. Sure will. Thanks, Miss Streisand. Uh-huh. Bye.
好吧。 Okay.
我以前和朱莉·安德鲁斯共事过。 I used to work with Julie Andrews.
哦。 Oh.
她是困难的。 She was difficult.
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
他说他要杀了格雷格。 He said he was gonna kill Greg.
做完了，走吧。 We're done, let's go.
嘘。 Boo.
混蛋。 Jerks.
“我要掐死你弟弟。” "I'm gonna choke your brother."
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
我藏在心里，但我想说的是"不，我会掐死你的" I kept it inside, but what I wanted to say was, "No, I'm gonna choke you."
-哦,是吗?-我会这么说的。 - Oh, yeah? - I would've said it.
我只是想保持冷静。 I was trying to stay cool though.
我想留下来… I was trying to stay...
挪过去。 Scooch over.
退后，哦，该死。 Back it up. Oh, fuck.
我们要回到山上去，好吗? We're going back up the hill, okay?
好吧。 Okay.
结果怎么样? How'd it turn out?
很好。顺利。 It was good. Went well.
你没搞砸我的房子吧? You didn't fuck up my house, did you?
不。 No.
你没事吧?你们能看到吗? You okay? Can you see okay?
-是的。-那你为什么不…你为什么不回到车道上，然后就可以直走了。 - Yeah. - Well, why don't you just... Why don't you just back in the driveway, and then you can go straight.
史蒂夫。史蒂夫。 Steve. Steve.
你搞砸了，伙计。你搞砸了。她叫吗? You blew it, man. You blew it. Did she call?
不。 No.
该死，史蒂夫。 God damn it, Steve.
他妈的在哪儿…这该死的。 Where the fuck is the... God damn.
车里没油了，史蒂夫。 There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o.
草泥马。 Motherfucker.
你们在一起多久了? How long you guys been together?
-我和她?-是的。 - Me and her? - Yeah.
-我们没在一起-我们不在一起了。 - Oh, we're not together. - We're not together.
为什么不呢? Why not?
我不知道。 I don't know.
什么? What?
我28岁。 I'm 28.
——那是什么?——我25。 - What's that? - I'm 25.
你25 ?你的生日是什么时候? You're 25? When's your birthday?
- 12月。- 12月。 - December. - December.
你是摩羯座吗?射手座? Are you a Capricorn? Sagittarius?
——射手座。——射手座。 - Sagittarius. - Sagittarius.
12月是什么?13吗? December what? 13?
- 15。- 15。 - Fifteen. - Fifteen.
我只差了两秒。 I was only two off.
如果你不做头发，你想做什么? What do you wanna do if you're not gonna do hair?
你有兄弟姐妹之类的吗? Do you have sisters, or brothers, or anything?
姐妹。 Sisters.
他们是年长的还是年轻的? Are they older or younger?
老了。 Older.
你是最小的? So you're the youngest?
你爸爸呢? How about your dad?
你和你爸爸的关系好吗? Do you have a good relationship with your dad?
-是的。-他是干什么的? - Yeah. - What's he do?
房地产。 Real estate.
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
他教你开车了吗? Did he teach you how to drive?
你真的很擅长。 You're really good at it.
——谢谢。-是的。 - Thanks. - Yeah.
这并不容易。加里做不到。 It's not easy. Gary can't do it.
好吧。慢慢来，好吗?她就在那儿。 All right. Just slow it down now, okay? There she is.
好吧，你有足够的空间吗?是吗? Okay, do you have enough room? Yeah?
——嗯。-你确定? - Mm-hmm. - You sure?
我想是的。 I think so.
我把车停在路边，这样就不会有人撞到它了。 I parked on the side so no one would hit it.
你知道吗?在这里。 You know what? Here.
我不想让你承担这个负担，以防我们撞到它。 I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it.
这样吧，我来开方向盘，然后你把脚踩在离合器上然后轻踩刹车。 Here, why don't I take the wheel, and then you just put your foot on the clutch and just feather the brake.
就是这样。我们一起做，好吗? That's it. We'll do it together, okay?
我们一起去，好吗?我们开始吧。 Yeah, we'll do it together, okay? Here we go.
哦,是的。平稳。平稳，是的。深呼吸。 Oh, yeah. Smooth. Smooth, yeah. Just breathe.
我们得到它。是的，我们知道了。我想我们知道了。 We got it. Yeah, we got it. I think we got it.
看。看,看。在那里。你看到了什么? Look. Look, look. Over there. You see?
我们得到它。 We got it.
我们做到了。 We did it.
太好了，阿兰娜。 That's so good, Alana.
哦。 Oh.
-是的。不。-我们根本没撞上。 - Yeah. No. - We didn't hit it at all.
我…你闻起来真香。哇! I... Oh, you smell so good. Whoo!
加里。加里,加里,加里。 Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary.
加油，我这就走。 Get some gas, I'll be on my way.
哦,狗屎。看看这条线，伙计。 Oh, shit. Look at this line, man.
他妈的罐头里装的沙丁鱼。 Fucking sardines packed in a can.
走，在这里左转。 Go, just make a left here.
我他妈才不要在这鬼地方等。 I'm not fucking waiting in this motherfucker.
好了，让那辆车过去吧。那就这样吧。 All right, let that car just go past. There you go.
好了，别说了。 Okay, now, stop it.
哦,…他们会让开的。 Oh, they'll... They'll move out of the way.
是的,是的,好的。好了，停车。 Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car.
上帝!他妈的。婊子养的。他妈的狗屎! God! Fuck. Son of a bitch. Fucking shit!
你有什么发现，混蛋? What you got, motherfucker?
他妈的Chumash领土! Fucking Chumash Territory!
这群狗娘养的根本不知道他们在哪。 Goddamn sons of bitches don't even know where they are.
是啊，混蛋，没错。 Yeah, motherfucker, that's right.
现在是我的喷嘴了。 It's my nozzle now.
走了。我们走吧。我们走吧。 Go. Let's go. Let's go.
-把它倒过来。——现在? - Just reverse it. - Now?
逆转,逆转,逆转。 Reverse, reverse, reverse.
-该你了!——好的。 - It's your move! - Okay.
——放松。-是我的喷嘴。 - Relax. - It's my nozzle.
要加油吗，乔恩?我帮你拿了汽油。 Want some gas, Jon? I got your gas.
我这里有你的汽油，乔恩。 I got your gas right here, Jon.
乔恩·彼得斯的法拉利…… Jon Peters' Ferrari...
不。 No.
来吧。 Come on.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
我们在哪里? Where are we?
我不知道。 I don't know.
不不不，我们没油了。你得推卡车。 No, no, no, we ran out of gas. You have to push the truck.
你他妈在看什么?把卡车。 The fuck are you staring at? Push the truck.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
进去。 Get in.
等一等。 Hold on.
如果我们运气好，能在文图拉找到灯，我想我可以右转，到76号车站。 If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura, I think I can make a right and get us to the 76 station.
如果你向左走，美孚加油站就更近了。 If you make the left, the Mobil station's closer.
我要炸了这个停车标志。 I'm gonna blow this stop sign.
我相信你。 I trust you.
哦! Oh!
哦,我的……阿拉娜!用力!用力! Oh, my... Alana! Hard! Core!
太棒了,阿拉娜! Hardcore, Alana!
伙计们，你们还好吗?你没事吧? Fellas, you okay back there? You okay?
哦,我的……我们做到了!我们……你……阿兰娜，你做到了。我…我们做到了! Oh, my... We did it! We... You... Alana, you did it. I... We did it!
哦! Oh!
我们是如何生存下来的? How did we survive?
搞什么…… What the...
那是个该死的报摊，在他妈的… It's a goddamn newsstand in the middle of fucking...
是的,你他妈的…是的,没错。 Yeah, you fucking... Yeah, that's right.
你有没有听说那天在球场上和另一个教练发生的事？就像...-嘿。嗨。 Did you hear that whole thing that went down with that other instructor at the courts the other day? It was, like... - Hey. - Hi.
你喜欢花生酱三明治吗? Do you like peanut butter sandwiches?
花生酱? Peanut butter?
——不太喜欢。不。——不喜欢? - Not really. No. - No?
奶油的还是坚果的? Like, creamy or nutty?
不管你喜欢什么。 However you like it.
我喜欢有点坚果味的。 I like it a bit nutty.
谁的反手击球更好? Who's got the better backhand?
你做的事情。不，你发球。 You do. No, you have the serve.
你发球的威力更大。 You have a bigger serve.
-她打得很好?-是的。 - She's got a good ground game? - Yeah.
——你好吗?——布莱恩? - Hello? - Brian?
是吗? Yes?
你好，我是阿拉娜·凯恩。 Hi, it's Alana Kane.
开他们自己的车…阿拉娜。 Drive their own cars... Alana.
哇。嗨。你好吗? Wow. Hi. How are you?
我很好。你好吗? I'm good. How are you?
我做的很好。 I'm doing fine.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
并不多。 Not much.
我打电话是想知道你还在为乔尔·瓦克斯工作吗? I was calling to see if you still work for Joel Wachs?
是的，当然。 Yes, I sure do.
你们需要志愿者吗? Well, do you need volunteers?
我们一向如此。 We always do.
你是说你吗? Do you mean you?
是的。 Yes.
阿拉娜……请来和我们一起工作吧。我们需要你。 Alana... please come and work with us. We need you.
我看过你怎么做作业。 I've seen how you do your homework.
天啊，你还记得吗? Oh, my God, you remember that?
是的,当然。我怎么会忘记呢? Yes, of course. How could I forget?
我们需要你。 We need you.
阿拉娜。 Alana.
嗨。 Hi.
-你好吗?——好。你好吗? - How are you? - Good. How are you?
我很好。很好，很高兴见到你。 I'm good. Good, it's good to see you.
我也很高兴见到你。 Good to see you, too.
让我把你介绍给大家。 Let me introduce you to everybody.
欢迎来到我们的活动。 Welcome to our campaign.
我要把这个给你。 I'm just gonna give this to you.
苔丝，这是阿兰娜……-嗨。-…我们最新的志愿者。 Tess, this is Alana... - Hi. - ...our newest volunteer.
-很高兴见到你。-这是伊丽莎白。 - Nice to meet you. - Over here is Elizabeth.
理查德。他们在开会。 We have Richard. They're in a meeting.
找到斯宾塞了，恰克打电话来了。 We have Spencer, Chuck's on the phone.
让我给你介绍一下。嘿,特德。啊,他很忙。 Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.
别担心。 Don't worry about it.
所以，这就是我们要花大部分时间的地方。 So, here's where we're gonna be spending most of our time.
我们在打电话。 We're making phone calls.
乔尔，你是城里最年轻的议员，也是城里唯一的单身汉。 Joel, you're the youngest councilman in the city, you're also its only bachelor.
——是的。你是怎么挤出时间参加社交活动的? - Yes. - How do you find time for a social life?
单身意味着我有更多的时间工作，而议员的日程安排几乎破坏了社交生活，所以……你的约会对象会怎么说? Being single means I have more time to work, and a councilman's schedule pretty much ruins the social life anyways, so... What do your dates say about that?
他们什么都没说。 They're not saying anything.
我不会去约会的。 I'm not going on any dates.
你可以想象，让别人参与到我参与的所有社交活动中，可能是相当困难的。 As you can imagine, it's probably pretty difficult for somebody to be a part of all the social events that I'm a part of.
你知道，要跟上我繁忙的日程。 You know, keep up with my busy schedule.
但是,嗯…我想象着不久的将来，会有一个人出现，愿意和我分享这一切，所以……你一定有前途吧? But, um... I imagine someday soon somebody's gonna come along who'll wanna share that with me, so... Certainly you have some prospects?
我都记不清我听过多少次了，“小子，我为你找到女孩了吗?” I can't tell you how many times I've heard, "Boy, have I got the girl for you."
通过我的社区居民，我认识了一些非常棒的女性。 And I've met some pretty magnificent women through my district residents.
但我会把我对他们说的话告诉你，那就是，“对不起，但我的时间已经被占用了。” But I'll tell you what I tell them, and that's, "I'm sorry but my time is spoken for."
-那祝你好运。——谢谢。 - Well, good luck. - Thank you.
如果你不介意的话，让我们拍张照片上报纸吧，瓦克斯议员。 Let's get one photo for the paper, if you don't mind, Councilman Wachs.
——这是“瓦希。”——瓦希。瓦希。 - It's "Wachs." - Wachs. Wachs.
如果你不介意，我们让你…是的。 If you don't mind, let's have you... Yeah.
让你和你妈妈站在这里，好吗? Let's have you stand with your mother over here, yeah?
给你们拍张照片，然后…——当然。-既然你为他的竞选做了这么多 Have a nice little picture of you guys, and... - For sure. - Since you're doing so much for his campaign.
那就这样吧。把你的手……你为什么不把手放在她肩上?然后，女士，如果你拿起电话…——议员? There you go. Put your hand... Why don't you put your hand on her shoulder? And then, ma'am, - if you grab the telephone... - Councilman?
——是吗?-我们会处理的，先生 - Yes? - We'll handle it, sir.
想给你介绍我的一个朋友。这是阿拉娜·凯恩。 Wanted to introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Alana Kane.
-她是志愿者。——哦,嘿。 - She's a volunteer. - Oh, hey.
——哦,志愿者。哇。-嗨。很荣幸见到你。-太荣幸了。 - Oh, volunteer. Wow. - Hi. It's an honor - to meet you. - Wow, what a pleasure.
不，我很荣幸认识你。谢谢你的到来。 No, I'm honored to meet you. Thank you for coming on board.
我很正直。 I have integrity.
我也是。 Me too.
——我知道。——真的。 - I know. - Honest.
——好的。——嗯。我也是,。 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. I'm that too.
这是一块公共土地，州政府花了3.4万美元买下它，当时大家都知道它价值数百万美元。 This is public land which the state bought for $34,000 when everyone knew it was worth millions.
山姆·约蒂和他的伙伴们很乐意毁掉这个225000平方英亩的美丽山脉来换取好处，回报和只有他们的朋友才买得起的丑陋的房子。 Sam Yorty and his cronies would gladly destroy this beautiful 225,000 square acre mountain chain for favors, payoffs, and ugly houses that only their friends can afford.
但你看，不一定是这样的。 But it needn't be that way, you see.
我知道这很疯狂，每个人都在谈论一场革命，但这并不一定是革命。 I understand it's crazy, and everybody's talking about a revolution, but it doesn't have to be that.
我们所需要的是，当权者要记住，当他们当选时，他们是谁。 All that we need are people in positions of power to remember to be who they were when they were voted in.
和削减。这是伟大的。 And cut. That was great.
-我想就是它了。-感觉真好。 - I think that was the one. - That felt really good.
-是啊，太棒了，乔尔。-非常棒。 - Yeah, I mean, that was terrific, Joel. - It was great.
它做到了。 It did.
你准备好了吗?我们好吗? You ready? We good?
-是的。——好。 - Yeah. - Good.
对于那些认为你太年轻、没有足够经验的人，你会说些什么? What would you say to the people that think you're too young and don't have enough experience?
我会说:“非常感谢你的夸奖。” I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
对不起,对不起,只是……你能再说一遍吗?我们没听清楚。 Sorry, sorry, just... Can you say that again? We didn't get that.
真的? Really?
是的。哦,是的。 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
对不起,议员。 Sorry, Councilman.
大家都准备好了吗？ Everybody rolling? Good?
再来一次。 One more time.
议员先生，对于那些说"你太年轻，经验不足"的人你会怎么说? So, Councilman, what would you say to the people that say, "You're too young and don't have enough experience"?
我会说:“非常感谢你的夸奖。” I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
我的看法是... 对不起。你在拍吗？你有没有...-你在拍吗？我想我们用光了胶卷 The way I look at it... I'm sorry. Are you rolling? Did you... - Are you rolling? - I think we rolled out.
我们需要休息五分钟。我很抱歉。 We're gonna need to take five. I'm so sorry.
没关系。没关系。 It's okay. It's okay.
乔尔，别忘了，明天我们要去托卢卡湖社区委员会。 So, Joel, don't forget, tomorrow we got that Toluca Lake neighborhood council thing.
-是的。-他们希望你十点到，如果你能到的话。 - Yeah. - They'd love you there at 10, if you can get there.
弹球是怎么回事? What's been going on with the pinball?
Art给我打电话…你听说萨克斯法官的事了吗? Art's calling me... Did you hear about Judge Sachs?
-是的。——都结束了。 - I did, yeah. - It's over.
他输了五场比赛。就这么定了。 He lost five games to nothing. So that's done.
—就这样?弹球游戏将在洛杉矶再次合法化，因为…-哇-从1939年开始这就是违法的 - That's it? - Pinball will be legal again in LA for the first time since... - Wow - It's been illegal since 1939.
-你能相信吗?-我相信。 - Can you believe it? - I can believe it.
首先，这是一部过时的歧视性法律，所以，当然，它花了这么长的时间。 It's an outmoded discriminatory law in the first place so, of course it took this long.
如果我要打电话给阿特，我得百分百确定这事通过了。 If I'm gonna call Art, I need to know 100% that this thing is passing.
哦,它是传递。这是完成了。 Oh, it's passing. It's done.
我和法庭上的所有人都谈过了。 I talked to all my people with the court.
这是结束了。 It's over.
-决定明天就会出来。——好。 - Decision comes out tomorrow. - Good.
是的，我是加里·瓦伦丁。 Yes, it's Gary Valentine.
我开了一家新公司，我想买一些弹球机。 I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines.
没有? No?
好吧。 Okay.
谢谢你接我电话。祝你今天愉快，吉米。 Well, thank you for picking up my call. Have a good day, Jimmy.
你在做我以为你在做的事吗? Are you doing what I think you're doing?
你以为我在干什么? What do you think I'm doing?
打电话给别人说弹球机的事。 Calling people about pinball machines.
这就是我正在做的。 That's what I'm doing.
因为? Because?
因为我们有可能成为第一家拥有他们的公司。 Because we could be the first place open that has them.
因为我们可以开始"胖伯尼弹球宫" Because we could start "Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace."
我们和一个想要改变这个城市运作方式的伟人一起度过了一天，而你听到的唯一一件事就是"弹球机要合法化了" You know, we spent the day with a great man who's really trying to make a change on how this city runs, and the only thing you fucking heard was, "Pinball machines are about to be legal."
我还听到了其他的事情。 I heard other things, too.
Yello。加里·瓦伦丁。 Yello. Gary Valentine here.
唐，谢谢你这么快就回我电话。 Don, thank you for calling me back so swiftly.
“迅速”? "Swiftly"?
-你是谁?——是的。 - Who are you? - Yes.
是的。 Yes.
在你的计划范围内，有没有时间方便，让我去看看设备? Is there a time that's convenient for you, within your plans, that I could come lay some eyes on the equipment?
-饶了我吧，加里。——太棒了。太好了。 - Give me a fucking break, Gary. - Great. Great.
我十分钟就到，马上过来。太感谢你了，唐。 I'm 10 minutes away, I'll be right over. Thank you so much, Don.
我不会送你去的。 I'm not driving you.
这真是个好消息，因为我可以自己开车。 That's great news 'cause I can drive myself.
嗯。 Hmm.
你要自己去吗?大男人。 You're gonna go on your own? Big man.
是的,我是。 Yes, I am.
你要是抽烟，会吐得像个小贱人。 You smoke those cigarettes, you're gonna throw up like a little bitch.
这些香烟吗? These cigarettes?
这里的这些? These ones right here?
“国王Mayburn大小。” "King size Mayburn."
你没有胆量。 You don't have the balls.
我比你酷。 I'm cooler than you.
不要忘记它。 Don't forget it.
我不需要你来告诉我我酷不酷，老太太。 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
-那是什么?-我说的是"夫人。" - What was that? - I said "milady."
-我说的是"夫人。"-那是什么? - I said "milady." - What was that, then?
-那是什么?——“我的夫人。” - What was that? - "My lady."
我不需要你来告诉我我酷不酷。 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not.
你一点都不酷，口气也很臭。 You're not cool, and your breath smells.
你说。 Says you.
你老了。 And you're old.
我老吗? I'm old?
我不知道什么很酷? I don't know what's cool?
改变世界不是很酷吗? Changing the world isn't cool?
去问问布莱恩你是否觉得酷。 Go ask Brian if you're cool.
我会的。 I will.
谁觉得你很酷，加里? Who thinks you're cool, Gary?
你的水床的粉丝吗? Your waterbed fans?
苏，柯克和马克? Sue, Kirk, and Mark?
我和更多的人在一起。 I hang out with more people than that.
你根本不知道世界上发生了什么。 You don't even know what's going on in the world.
你以为全世界都在围着加里·瓦伦丁转还有你想出的任何蠢事。 You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
——它。——它没有。 - It does. - It doesn't.
——它。——它没有。它是关于更多。 - It does. - It doesn't. It's about more.
-不，不是。-是的。 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
阿兰娜，要不是因为我你现在还在我的高中给孩子们拍照呢。 Alana, you would still be taking pictures at my high school of children if it wasn't for me.
你说的是弹球机……我是一个政治家。 You're talking about pinball machines... I'm a politician.
我需要重新开始我的生活。 I need to get my life together.
所以，振作起来。 So, get it together.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
我要出去。 I'm going out.
好吧，我带你去。 Okay, I'll take you.
来吧，你想不想去看看这些愚蠢的弹球机? Come on, you wanna go see these stupid pinball machines or what?
加里，我带你去，没事的。 Gary, I'm gonna take you, it's fine.
加里。 Gary.
你怎么了? What is your problem?
别上车。 Don't you get in that car.
别他妈上那辆车。 Don't you fucking get in that car.
该死的加里·瓦伦丁，如果你进去了…我再也不会跟你说话了。 Gary fucking Valentine, if you get in that... I will never speak to you ever again.
停下来。 Just stop.
早上好。我是乔尔·瓦克斯议员办公室的阿兰娜·凯恩。 Good morning. This is Alana Kane calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
你现在方便吗? Am I catching you at a good time?
我打电话是想问你是否听说过议员为减少我们当地的腐败所做的努力。好吧，去你妈的。 I'm calling to ask if you've heard of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local... Well, fuck you, then.
那么，分析结果怎么样了? So, um, what's going on with the analysis?
是啊，那是莱恩·巴顿的拿手好戏。 Oh, yeah, that's Len Barton's thing.
虽然很小,但是……早上好。我是乔尔·瓦克斯议员办公室的阿兰娜·凯恩。 They're small, but... Good morning. This is Alana Kane calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
你现在方便吗? Am I catching you at a good time?
是的,我打电话…——阿拉娜。-对不起-我得走了-哦，很抱歉。 Yes, I'm calling... - Alana. - Oh, I'm so sorry, - I have to go. - Oh, sorry about that.
——嗯…——对不起。 - Um... - Sorry.
我能告诉你一件事吗? Is it okay if I tell you something?
是的。 Yeah.
嗯，大家都知道我有点健忘，心不在焉，还有，嗯……看看我，我都不记得自己在说什么了。 Um, I've been known to be a little forgetful, absent-minded, and, um... Look at me, I can't even remember what I'm saying.
但是，自从你来到这里，我变得很有条理，有能力，而且很受鼓舞。 But, ever since you've gotten here, I've been very organized, capable, and inspired.
所以，谢谢你。 So, thank you for that.
谢谢你,议员。 Thank you, Councilman.
就是这样。 That's it.
早上好。我是乔尔·瓦克斯办公室的阿兰娜·凯恩。 Good morning. This is Alana Kane calling from Joel Wachs' office.
你现在方便吗? Am I catching you at a good time?
我打电话是想问你是否听说过议员为减少我们当地的腐败所做的努力。 I'm calling to ask if you've heard of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...
那就去你妈的。 Well, fuck you, then.
乔尔·瓦克斯议员的办公室。这是阿拉娜。我能帮您什么忙吗? Councilman Joel Wachs' office. This is Alana. How may I help you?
-嘿，是我。——哦,嘿。 - Hey, it's me. - Oh, hey.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
工作。你在干什么? Working. What are you doing?
加里刚过来给他的弹球宫发了传单。 Gary just came by and dropped off a flier for his Pinball Palace.
他说了什么? What did he say?
他想看看我们去不去。 Well, he wanted to see if we would go.
他想让你知道这件事。 And he wanted to make sure you knew about it.
他还说了什么? What else did he say?
我想他想你了。 Well, I think he misses you.
他说的? He said that?
没有，但他看起来很伤心。 No, but he looked really sad.
还很甜蜜。 And sweet.
他问起了布莱恩。 He asked about Brian.
嗯。 Hmm.
你应该去他的弹球店。 You should just go to his pinball store.
不行，我在工作。 I can't, I'm working.
但是他们有免费的百事可乐。 But they have free Pepsi.
一直开到午夜。 And it's open till midnight.
——百事可乐……-有个乐队。 - Pepsi... - There's a band.
免费的百事可乐…丹妮尔，我要为老年人取消州财产税，拯救山脉，而你说的是免费的百事可乐。 Free Pepsi... Danielle, I'm eliminating state property tax for the elderly, and saving the mountains, and you're talking about free Pepsi.
布莱恩，你看到那边那个人了吗? Brian, do you see that guy over there?
12号吗? Number 12 guy?
是的。我觉得他在监视我们。 Yeah. I think he's spying on us.
他一直像个变态一样往这边看。 He keeps looking over here like a creep.
你不觉得他很奇怪吗? He doesn't look weird to you?
他做了一点。 He does a little.
他一早上都在那儿。 He's been there all morning.
去跟他说点什么。 Go say something to him.
就离开他。 Just leave him.
如果他在那里待太久，我会说点什么。 If he stays there too long, I'll say something.
是的,你也一样。星期四吗? Yeah, you too. Thursday?
我能帮你吗? Can I help you?
我不知道。 I don't know.
你在盯着我们的办公室。 You're staring at our office.
是啊，我的眼睛需要找个地方看看。 Yeah, my eyes need someplace to go.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我在等我的朋友。 I'm waiting for my friend.
你的朋友是谁? Who's your friend?
你不会认识的人。 No one you'd know.
快走。 Move it.
离开我们的办公室。沿着这条街走。 Away from our office. Go down the street.
嗯…这是一个自由的国家……所以在我开始问你问题之前你还是回你的小办公室去吧。 Well... This is a free country... so why don't you just go on back to your little office before I start asking you questions.
有什么问题吗? Is there a problem?
不是从我。 Not from me.
你为什么不离开这里? Why don't you get out of here?
嗯?是的，我这就来。 Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.
-他在说什么?-我不知道。 - What was he saying? - I don't know.
-胖伯尼弹球宫——今晚。 - Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. - Tonight.
来弹球宫吧。 Come out to the Pinball Palace.
今晚来胖伯尼的弹球宫吧。 Come to Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight.
乐队和免费百事可乐。胖伯尼弹球宫。 Guest band and a free Pepsi. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
2001. 火球。跳摇摆舞。 2001. Fireball. Jive Time.
胖伯尼弹球宫，今晚。 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace, tonight.
柯克放学后会来接你。 Kirk's gonna pick you up after school.
尽可能多地分发这些东西。 Hand as many of these out as you can.
——好的。——好的。我爱你。 - Okay. - Okay. I love you.
今晚在胖伯尼弹球宫没有年龄限制。 No age limit at Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight.
胖伯尼弹球宫。日落开放。 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
弹球宫殿。日落开放。 Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
来弹球宫吧。日落开放。 Come to Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
我们有Fireball，我们有Jive Time…胖伯尼弹球宫。日落开放。 We got Fireball, we got Jive Time... Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
胖伯尼弹球宫。日落开放。 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
胖伯尼弹球宫。 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
免费的百事可乐。日落开放。 Free Pepsi. Opens at sundown.
我们在弹球宫有火球。胖伯尼的。 We got Fireball at Pinball Palace. Fat Bernie's.
哇,哇,哇。 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
——嘿,柯克。——女士们。 - Hey, Kirk. - Ladies.
嗨,加里。请到这边来。 Hi, Gary. Please step up over here.
您今晚有晚餐吗，先生? You have a dinner tonight, sir?
我希望如此。我希望如此。 I hope so. I hope so.
太好了。 That's great.
夹克。嗯。 Jacket. Mmm-hmm.
嘿，嘿，伙计，伙计，伙计。 Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
你会弄坏机器的。 You're gonna break the machine.
嘿。 Hey.
嘿，伙计，冷静点。 Hey, man, cool out.
嘿，你能听到我说话吗?伙计,停! Hey, can you hear me? Buddy, stop!
嘿，我叫你滚开，伙计。 Hey, I'm telling you to fuck off, man.
好吧。好了，你可以走了。 Okay. Okay, you're out of here.
你可以走了。 You're out of here.
准备好了就进来吧。 Come inside when you're ready to be cool.
这是什么?这是什么? What is this? What is this?
自行车靠边。 Bikes to the side.
杰克，马蒂，把自行车放到一边。 Jack, Matty, bikes to the side.
-他们在旁边!自行车靠边，你们挡住入口了! - They are on the side! - Bikes to the side, you're blocking the entrance!
把那件夹克递给我。 Hand me that jacket.
在这里。不知道是谁的。 Here. Don't know whose it is.
是的。 Yeah.
我真的很高兴你能来。 I'm really glad you're here.
我告诉过你吗? I told you that?
我也很高兴我在这里。 I'm glad I'm here, too.
议员瓦希的办公室。阿拉娜说话。 Councilman Wachs' office. Alana speaking.
阿拉娜，真高兴找到你了。 Oh, Alana, I'm so glad I caught you.
哦,嗨,议员。 Oh, hi, Councilman.
嗨。我想知道，如果你不太忙的话，能不能过来和我喝一杯? Hi. I was wondering, if you're not too busy, if you could come meet me for a drink?
我吗? Me?
是的,你。会很不错的，对吧? Yes, you. It'll be nice, right?
我们可以喝一杯，我在想，里夫·戈什? We could have a quick drink, I was thinking, Rive Gauche?
这听起来不错。 That sounds nice.
就喝一小杯。 Just one small drink.
我不想耽误你太久，但是，你应该马上过来。 I don't wanna keep you too long, but, um, you should come straight away.
这很重要。 It's important.
对了,马上。 Right, straight away.
非常感谢，阿兰娜。再见。 Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon.
我们很快会再见的。 I'll see you soon.
议员忘记带钱包了。 The councilman forgot his wallet.
——再一次?-是的。 - Again? - Yeah.
他永远不会赢的，对吧? He's never gonna win, is he?
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
他是一个烂摊子。忘记一切。 He's a mess. Forgets everything.
如果不是他的钱包，就是他的钥匙或公文包。 If it's not his wallet, it's his keys or his briefcase.
我去他家三次拿文件了。 I've gone to his house three times to pick up paperwork.
是啊，但这并不意味着他不会赢。 Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win.
-我和你一起去。——没有。 - I'll go with you. - No.
不。 No.
把门锁好。 Just finish locking up.
好吧。 Okay.
找到了。 Found it.
我想我们待会儿见吧? Guess I'll see you later?
当然。 Sure.
想在塔扎纳鲍勃见面吗? Wanna meet at Tarzana Bobs?
Tarzana Bobs。听起来不错。 Tarzana Bobs. Sounds good.
——再见。——再见。 - Goodbye. - Bye.
别玩了，别玩了，走吧。 Stop playing. Stop playing. Leave.
-但我把钱…——离开。离开。 - But I put my money... - Leave. Leave.
——但是,我…-这地方是我的离开。 - But, I... - I own the place. Leave.
——你好,埃斯特。-嗨。 - Hello, Este. - Hey.
——嘿,加里。-嗨。 - Hey, Gary. - Hey.
这真是太棒了。 This is really great.
有人做了脚趾。 Someone did their toes.
-我做了脚趾。-我喜欢。我喜欢他们。 - I did do my toes. - I like them. I like them.
-我喜欢。我喜欢他们。——谢谢。 - I like them. I like them. - Thank you.
-谢谢你能来。真的。-今晚很重要。 - Thank you for coming. Really. - It's a big night.
你们看起来棒极了。 You ladies look great.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你和阿兰娜谈过了吗? Did you get a chance to talk with Alana?
——操!-她会来吗? - Fuck! - She gonna come?
你知道她在哪里工作，对吧? You know where she works, right?
是的。 Yeah.
你是要我走吗?我… Are you telling me to go? I...
是的。 Yeah.
走了。 Go.
哇。哇。哇。 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
不，我跟她谈过了，我说"不，那是不可能的" No, I spoke to her, and I said, "No, it's not possible to do that."
-你懂我的意思吗?——是吗? - You know what I mean? - Yeah?
-她还好吗?-是啊，她没意见 - And she was okay? - Yeah, she was fine with it.
阿拉娜! Alana!
阿拉娜。 Alana.
-嗨。-嗨。 - Hi. - Hi.
我想把你介绍给我的老朋友，马修。 I wanna introduce you to my old friend, Matthew.
哦，很高兴见到你。 Oh, nice to meet you.
-很高兴见到你。-这是阿拉娜。 - Nice to meet you. - This is Alana.
她是我竞选团队的一员。 She works with me on the campaign.
她帮了我大忙。 She's been such a terrific help.
——嗯。——我……事实上，她参与了那些电视广告的制作。 - Mmm-hmm. - I... She helped make those TV spots, actually.
是的。我帮你做了"正直"的广告牌。 Yes. I helped with the "Integrity" billboard.
还有你做过的上百件事。 That and, like, 100 other things you've done.
不要害羞。 Don't be shy.
当事情如此重要时，它就变得容易了。 Things come easily when they matter so much.
真有趣，我们刚还在谈这个呢。 It's funny, we were just talking about that.
——真的吗?-是的。 - Really? - Yeah.
——夫人。-嗨。 - Madame. - Hi.
需要我帮你拿点什么吗? May I get you something?
嗯…马提尼。 Uh... A martini.
马提尼。伏特加或杜松子酒吗? Martini. Vodka or gin?
Vodka-gin。 Vodka-gin.
你要橄榄还是青柠? Would you like an olive or a lime with it?
是的。 Yes.
是的,夫人。 Yeah, madame.
我为什么还要待在这里? Why am I even staying in this?
你找地方有什么困难吗? Did you have any trouble, um, finding the place?
-哦,不。——不是吗? - Oh, no. - No?
不，我经常来这里。 No, I come here all the time.
这很好。 That's good.
而现在，你却把这个可怜的女孩拖下水。 And now, you're dragging this poor girl into it.
我们能好好享用甜点吗? Can we please just enjoy dessert?
和安定下来?一切都会好的。 And settle down? Everything's gonna be fine.
阿拉娜要喝酒了。 Alana's got her drink coming.
这是你的竞选口号吗? Is that your campaign slogan?
"只要没人发现我的真实身份一切都会好起来的" "Everything is gonna be fine as long as no one finds out who I really am."
我在处理很多你不明白的事情。 I'm dealing with so many things that you don't understand.
所以告诉我。 So tell me.
你知道我一整天有多不舒服吗? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am all day long?
我不能理解。不，因为你不告诉我这些事。 I can't understand. No, because you don't tell me these things.
就这一次，就这一次，我想感觉舒服一点，你却让我感觉不舒服。 The one time, the one time that I wanna feel comfortable, you go out and make me feel uncomfortable.
我什么都没对你做，乔尔。 I haven't done anything to you, Joel.
好吧。 Okay.
我没有给这个女孩打电话。你打电话给她。 I didn't call this girl. You called her.
好吧，但你因为我打电话给她而生气。 Okay, but you're upset that I called her.
是的，我很难过，因为一切都与我无关。 Yes, I'm upset because nothing is about me.
没有什么是关于我们的。 Nothing is about us.
是啊，我都忘了我在跟谁打交道了。 Oh, yeah, I forget who I'm dealing with here.
"我是马修·马歇尔，一切都围绕着我" "I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me."
不。 No.
不,不,乔尔。 No, no, Joel.
从来都不是关于我，所以我才难过。 It's never about me, and that's why I'm sad.
听着... 我们在这儿吃晚饭。 Well, look... We're here, we're having dinner.
是你请我来吃晚饭的。 You asked me to come to dinner.
我累了，我是来吃晚饭的。 I'm tired, and I'm here at dinner.
你还想从我这里得到什么? What more do you want from me?
我要你属于我自己。 I want you to myself.
世界不是这样的，不是吗? Well, that's just not how the world works, is it?
我不知道。 I don't know.
那你得成熟点。 Well, then you need to grow up.
之前有个男人在办公室附近晃悠，他现在来了。 There was a man hanging around the office earlier, and he's here now.
这就是我打电话的原因。 That's why I called.
我觉得让我的私人生活分散我们的首要任务是不明智的。 Um, you see, I don't think it's wise for my personal life to distract from what our first priority is.
我们的首要任务是什么? What is our first priority?
嗯，有社区，我的竞选活动，以及我为之努力的一切。 Well, there's the community, my campaign, and everything that I'm working towards.
嗯。是的，就是这样，这是晚餐，我们要做什么? Mmm-hmm. Yes, and that's that, and this is dinner, so what are we working towards?
阿兰娜，你来找我喝一杯。 So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink.
你迟到了，现在，你要带你男朋友马修回家了。 Um, you were running late, and now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend, Matthew, home.
她是要带她男朋友去他家，还是去你家? Is she gonna be taking her boyfriend to his house, or to your house?
你能小声点吗? Would you please keep your voice down?
她会带你回家的。 She's going to be taking you to your house.
你会去吗? Are you gonna be coming there?
我们能换个时间讨论吗?请。 Can we just discuss this at another time? Please.
你今晚会来我家吗，乔尔? Are you gonna come to my house tonight, Joel?
我们能换个时间讨论这个吗? Can we please just discuss this at another time?
-你想让我…-不能…你想让我等你吗? - Do you want me to... - Can't... Do you want me to wait up for you?
不,马修。 No, Matthew.
谢谢二位的光临。 Thank you both for coming.
我们去狂欢吧。 Let's go paint the town red.
-你们真好…-遍体鳞伤。 - So nice of you guys to... - And black and blue.
谢谢你,阿拉娜。你很甜蜜的。 Thank you, Alana. You're very sweet.
你有男朋友吗? Do you have a boyfriend?
是的,没有。 Yes and no.
我不知道。 I don't know.
他是屎吗? Is he a shit?
-是的。是的。-是的。 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
他们都是狗屁，不是吗? They're all shits, aren't they?
啊… Aw...
谢谢你,甜心。 Thank you, sweetheart.
你有一种强烈的感觉。 You have a very powerful feeling.
谢谢你,马修。 Thank you, Matthew.
你很酷。你弹什么? You're very cool. What do you play?
吉他。 Guitar.
-嗨。——我也是。 - Hey. - Me, too.
加里在哪儿? Where's Gary?
你还好吗? Are you okay?
加里在哪儿? Where's Gary?
他离开了。 He left.
他去哪了? Where'd he go?
我不知道。 I don't know.
阿拉娜小姐。晚上好。 Miss Alana. Good evening.
加里在这里吗? Is Gary here?
不，加里今晚没来。 No, Gary didn't come in tonight.
-你没见过他吗?——没有。 - You haven't seen him? - No.
你需要帮助吗? Do you need some help?
不，谢谢你，亨利。 No, thank you, Henri.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
每个人,每个人!请大家注意一下。 Everyone, everyone! May I have your attention, please?
请允许我向您介绍，阿兰娜·瓦伦丁夫人。 Let me introduce to you, Mrs. Alana Valentine.
白痴。 Idiot.
嗨。 Hi.
我爱你，加里。 I love you, Gary.