- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - 聖誕快樂 - 聖誕快樂
片名: 蝙 蝠 俠 歸 來
高譚市 33年後
Penguin sighting! Man or myth? 見到企鵝了!是人還是謎?
What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting. 他是什麼? 今天專題... 又見到企鵝了
Another penguin sighting! Check it out! 又見到企鵝了!先睹為快!
Penguin man living in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting! 怪異企鵝人住在高譚下水道中! 快來看最新目擊報導!
May I have your attention Gotham City? 請注意 高譚市
It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree. 今晚點燃聖誕樹的時刻已經到了
How about that? 好看吧?
Part man part penguin! All horrifying! 半人半企鵝!十分恐怖!
Find out for only 50 cents! Come on! 來喔!只要50分錢便能得知真相!
Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out! 快看看存在於我們腳下的可能危險! 快來看 各位!
Read about it! 快來看今天的報導! 看看最新的企鵝怪物目擊報導
Missing link between man and bird. 喂 這是人與鳥間的缺失環節
My dear boy 孩子
sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish. 有時看那種垃圾是種消遣
Usually it's a waste of time. 但多數時候是浪費時間
Whatever. Today's issue! "The Penguin: Man or myth?" 隨你說 今日專題! "企鵝:是人還是謎?"
The Globe! Right here! 25 cents! 環球報! 在此! 25分錢!
Well here's hoping. 唔 這裡是有希望的
With luck Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in years. 帶點幸運的話 高譚市可以在幾年後過第一個耶誕節
I feel almost vulgar at Yuletide 我覺得很粗俗 在聖誕季節
mentioning the new power plant. 提起新發電廠
But if we're to break ground when we must I'll need permits 但我們若要動工興建 就需要許可
variances tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense. 法規變通 減稅鼓勵 那類討厭的枝微末節
Power plant? 發電廠?
Studies show we've enough power to get us into the middle of the next century. 麥斯 所有研究均顯示 我們的電力足以應付到下世紀中期
Your analysts foresee growth at 1 % per annum. 你的分析家指的是每年1%的人口成長
That's a mild swelling. 那不是成長 是溫和膨脹
Imagine 試想像
a Gotham City 一個高譚市
of the future lit up like a blanket of stars 在未來 燈光燃起如一片繁星
but blinking on and off 但卻閃滅不定
embarrassingly low on juice. 電力低得令人難堪
Frankly 老實說
I cringe Mr. Mayor. 我因而畏縮 市長先生
Sorry any plans must go to the usual committees 抱歉 你的任何計畫都得循正常管道
through the usual channels. 向負責委員會申請
I have a suggestion. 我有個建議
Well 好的
actually really just more like a question. 事實上 更像是個問題
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle. 恐怕我們未適當訓練凱爾小姐
In the plus column though 但她有個優點
she makes great coffee. 她泡的咖啡非常香
Dad. 爸
Mr. Mayor. Time to go down and bring joy to the masses. 市長先生 該下去為大眾帶來喜悅了
"Actually more of a question." "事實上 更是個問題"
You stupid corn dog. 你是愚蠢的笨狗
Corn dog corn dog. 笨狗 笨狗
I have enough signatures from Shreck employees to warrant a recall. 我光靠許瑞克的員工 便可以取得重選的簽名
That's not a threat just simple numbers. 那不是威脅 只是單純的資料
Maybe. But you sure as hell don't have an issue or a candidate. 也許 但你沒有立場 也沒有候選人
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. 非常感謝各位女士 先生
From those of us at City Hall to each and every one of you 祝我們市政府的人和你們所有的人
happy holidays. 假期快樂
We have with us a man who needs no introduction he's given us so much. 今晚有位元不需要多作介紹的人 與我們同在 他對本市貢獻良多
Please welcome Gotham's own Santa Claus Max Shreck. 請歡迎高譚市的聖誕老人... 麥斯.許瑞克
Pick up those contracts for Personnel and 到人事處拿那些合約
pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels . 再去拿乾洗衣物和紙巾
Darn! 糟糕!
I forgot my speech. 我忘了我的演講稿
Remind me to take it out on what's- her- name. 提醒我教訓那個叫什麼的
Santa Claus? 聖誕老人?
Afraid not. 恐怕不是
I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky. 我只是個低賤的走運笨蛋
Sue me 我要回饋你們
if I want to give some back. 若不滿意 就告我吧
I only wish I could hand out more than just 但願我能送出的 不只是
expensive baubles. 昂貴的玩具
I wish I could hand out world peace 但願我能送出世界和平
and unconditional love 和無條件的愛
wrapped in a big bow. 包在大蝴蝶結(禮盒)中
Oh but you can. 但是你可以
Oh but you will. 你會的
Merry Christmas. 聖誕快樂
Great idea. 好主意
Not mine. 不是我的主意
What are you waiting for? The signal! 你在等什麼?發出訊號!
We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show! 我們要大角色! 主導一切的那個傢伙!
What do you want? 你要什麼?
Not you! 不是你!
Shreck! 許瑞克!
You'll have to go through me. 你得先過我這一關
Dad go! Save yourself! 奇普 爸 快走!救你自己!
Dad go! 爸 快走!
Shut up! 閉嘴!
Take one step closer Mr. Manbat and I'll... 蝙蝠人先生 你要是再上前一步 我就...
You missed. 沒打中
The Batman. 哇!是蝙蝠俠
Or is it just "Batman"? 或只是"蝙蝠人"?
Your choice of course. 當然 任你選擇
Well that was 這真是
very brief. 非常短暫
Just like all the men in my life. 就和我生命中的所有男人一樣
What men? 什麼男人?
Well 但是
then again there's you. But you need therapy. 話說回來 還有你 不過你需要治療
Thanks for saving the day Batman. The Circus Gang is back. 謝謝你拯救我們 蝙蝠俠 恐怕馬戲團幫又回來了
We'll see. 靜觀其後吧
They almost made off with our mover and shaker Max Shreck. 他們差點抓走麥斯.許瑞克
Where is that insufferable son of a bitch? 那令人難以忍受的混蛋呢?
I believe the word you're looking for is . 相信你搜尋的字眼是 啊... !
Actually this is all just a bad dream. 事實上 這一切只是個惡夢
You're at home in bed 你在家中床上
heavily sedated resting comfortably 無比寧靜 安適地休息著
dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed 口吐致癌物而垂將等死
in a lifetime of profiteering. 只因你畢生牟取暴利
Tragic irony 是悲劇性的諷刺
or poetic justice? 或詩歌般的正義?
You tell me. 你告訴我
My God it's true. 天啊 是真的
Penguin Man of the sewer. 下水道的企鵝人
Odd as it may seem Max 奇怪的是 麥斯
you and I have something in common: 你和我有些共通之處
We're both perceived as monsters. 我們都被視同怪物一般
But somehow 然而
you're a well- respected monster 你是個倍受尊敬的怪物
and I am to date 而我則
not! 不然!
Frankly I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman. 老實說 我不以為然 我是個生意人
Tough yes. 強硬 對
Shrewd okay. But that does not make me a monster. 刻薄 也行 但還不足使我成為怪物
Don't embarrass yourself Max! 別糗自己了 麥斯!
I know all about you. 我對你一清二楚
What you hide I discover. 你隱藏 我發掘
What you put in your toilet 你棄於馬桶中的
I place on my mantle. Get the picture? 我將它保存起來 明白嗎?
Is that supposed to hypnotize me? 那是什麼? 打算對我催眠嗎?
No just give you a splitting headache. 不 只是要讓你頭痛欲裂
It's not working. 沒有效
Oh you big baby! 喔 大男孩!
Just blanks. 只是空炮彈
Would I go through all this trouble just to kill you? 今晚我大費周章 只為殺你嗎?
No Max. 不 麥斯
I have an entirely other purpose. 我有個全然不同的目的
I'm ready Max. 我準備好了 麥斯
I've been down here too long. 我已在下麵太久
It's time for me to ascend 我該上升了
to re- emerge 重新出現
with your help 借著你的幫助
your know- how 你的深諳此道
your savvy. 你的機伶
I wasn't born in the sewer you know. 我並非生於下水道
I come from 我來自
like you. 和你一樣
And like you I want some respect! 而且和你一樣 我要受到尊重!
A recognition of my basic humanity. 得到我的基本人權
But most of all 但最重要的
I want to find out who I am 我要藉找到我父母
by finding my parents 來查出我是誰
Iearning my human name. 得知我的姓名
Simple stuff that the good people of Gotham take for granted! 高譚人視為當然的簡單事情!
And 那
exactly why am I going to help you? 我到底為何要幫你?
Well . 好的
Let's start. 我們開始吧
Let's see what we have in here. 讓我看看這裡有些什麼
A batch of toxic waste 一些有毒的廢水
from your clean textile plant! 取自你乾淨的紡織廠!
There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back! 這種廢物 後面有一大池!
It could have come from anywhere. 那可能來自任何地方
What about the documents that prove you own half of the firetraps in Gotham City? 證明你擁有高譚市 半數易燃建築的文件呢?
If there were such documents 若有那種文件
that's not an admission 而且我不允許有
they would've been shredded. 它們早就被切碎了
Good idea. 好主意
A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference. 許多膠帶和一點耐心 情況便截然不同
By the way 對了
how's Fred Atkins your old partner? 你的老合夥人... 佛列德.亞特金好嗎?
Fred? 佛列德?
Fred's actually . 事實上 佛列德他
I believe he's on an extended vacation. He's good. 我相信他正在度延長假期 他很好
Good. 很好
Hiya Max. Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! 你好 麥斯 記得我嗎? 我是佛列德的手!
Want to greet any other body parts? 要向其它部份的肢體致意嗎?
Remember Max 記住 麥斯
you flush it I flaunt it. 你摒棄的 我珍惜
You know what Mr. Penguin sir? 你知道嗎 企鵝先生?
I think perhaps 我想 或許
I could help orchestrate a "Welcome Home" scenario for you. 我能協助你策劃一個歡迎返鄉的策略
Once we're both back home perhaps we could help each other. 等我們倆都回到家 或許我們能互相幫助
You won't regret this Mr. Shreck. 你不會後悔的 許瑞克先生
Honey I'm home! 親愛的 我回來了!
Oh I forgot. I'm not married. 噢 我忘了 我未婚
Miss Kitty. 貓咪小姐
Back from more sexual escapades you refuse to share? 從妳拒絕分享的性胡鬧活動歸來了嗎?
Not that I'd ever pry. 不是我愛刺探
Drink your dinner. 喝妳的晚餐吧
What? 怎麼了?
How can anyone be so pathetic? 怎麼會有人如此可悲?
Yes to you I seem pathetic but I'm a working girl. 對 對妳而言 我是可悲 但我是個上班女郎
Must pay the rent. Maybe if you chipped in instead of stepping out. 得付房租 妳若能貢獻點生活費 而不要開溜就好了
Selina dear it's your mother. Just calling to say hello. 瑟琳娜 親愛的 是媽 只是打電話問候妳一下
Yeah but . 對 但是
But I'm disappointed you're not coming home for Christmas. 但是我很失望 妳不回家過耶誕節
I want to discuss why you insist on languishing in Gotham City 我要和妳討論 為何妳堅持要在高譚市受折磨
as some lowly secretary. 像一些低級秘書一樣
Lowly assistant. 是低級助理
Selina about that Christmas getaway we planned . 瑟琳娜 記得我們的聖誕出遊計畫嗎?
I'll be going alone. Dr. Shaw says I need to be my own person not an appendage. 我將要獨自去 蕭博士說我需要獨處 而非附屬品
Some appendage! 真是個附屬品!
The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine. 瑟琳娜.凱爾的答錄機盛宴永不停息
I should've let him win that last racquetball game. 看來上次打板球時 我該讓他贏的
Hello 哈囉
Selina Kyle. 瑟琳娜.凱爾
We're calling to tell you about exciting new Gotham Lady perfume. 我們要告訴妳有種新的高譚女士香水
It makes women feel like women and the men have no complaints either. 它會使女人感覺像女人 而且男人不會有抱怨
This is yourself reminding you to come all the way back to the office 嗨 瑟琳娜 這是提醒妳自己 真蠢! 妳得回辦公室去
if you forgot the Bruce Wayne file . 如果妳忘記帶布魯斯.韋恩的檔案回來
You stupid corn dog! 你這個笨蛋! 星期三有個會議
Working late? 加班嗎?
I'm just boning up for your Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning. 我只是在幫你預備明早 和布魯斯.韋恩開會的資料
I pulled all the files on the proposed power plant 我調出發電廠企劃案的所有檔案
and Mr. Wayne's hoped- for investment. I even opened the protected files... 還有預備請韋恩先生投資的檔 我甚至打開了保護檔...
How industrious! 多勤奮啊!
How did you open the protected files? 妳是如何打開保護檔的?
May I ask? 我能問嗎?
I figured your password was "Geraldo " your Chihuahua and it was. 我想你的密碼是"Geraldo" 是你吉娃娃的名字
This is all very interesting though a bit on the technical side 這實在非常有趣 雖然在技術上有一點難懂
about how the power plant is a power plant in name only 我是指發電廠 如何只在名義上是發電廠
since in fact it's going to be a big giant 而事實上 它將是個大的
big giant capacitor. 巨大的 容電器
And instead of generating power it'll be sucking power from 它不會產生電力 反而會吸收
Gotham City 高譚市的電力
and storing it 並且貯存起來
stockpiling it 囤積它
which is a very novel approach I'd say. 我得說那是個非常新奇的方式
Who'd you say this to? 妳有將此事告訴誰?
Nobody. 沒告訴別人
What did curiosity do to the cat? 好奇會使貓如何呢?
I'm no cat. 我不是貓
I'm just an assistant. 我只是個助理
A secretary. 是個秘書
And a very good one. 而且是非常好的一個
Too good? 太好了?
Listen 聽著
it's our secret. Honest. 那是我們的秘密 真的
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless? 你怎能對一個無意義的人如此殘忍?
This power plant 這發電廠
is my legacy. It's what I leave behind. 將是我的傳家寶 是我遺留下來的
For Chip. 留給奇普
Nothing must prevent that. 任何事都無法阻止
Go ahead. Intimidate me. Bully me if it makes you feel big. 好 動手吧 恐嚇我 欺壓我 若能使你覺得強大
It's not like you can kill me! 反正你又不可能殺了我!
Actually it's a lot like that. 事實上 很有可能
For a second you really frightened me. 有那麼一會 你真的嚇到我了
Really? 真是的
Honey I'm home! 親愛的 我回來了!
Oh I forgot. I'm not married. 噢 我忘了 我未婚
Selina this is your mother. Call me. 瑟琳娜 我是媽 打電話給我
Selina this is your mother. Why haven't you called me back? 瑟琳娜 我是媽 妳為何沒回我電話?
Hello Selina Kyle. 哈囉 瑟琳娜.凱爾
We're just calling to make sure you've tried Gotham Lady perfume. 我們打電話 是想確定妳已試用過高譚女士香水
One whiff of this and your boss will ask you to stay after work 在辦公室只要噴一下 你老闆會要妳下班後留下
for a candlelight staff meeting for two. 開二人燭光員工會議
Gotham Lady perfume. Exclusively at Shreck's department store. 高譚女士香水 許瑞克百貨公司僅售
I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel 我不知道妳覺得如何 貓咪小姐 但我覺得
so much yummier. 真是棒透了
Ladies and gentlemen: 女士 先生們
I stand before you again to denounce the urban chaos we live with in our city. 我再度在你們面前 譴責與我們共存於這城市的紊亂
It's got to stop. 它得停止
It's going to stop! Our community is coming apart 它將停止! 在這應該聚合的時節
in a season when it should be coming together. 我們的社區正崩離
I don't care what the cynics may say. This is the Christmas season 我不在乎批評者會怎麼說 現在是聖誕時節
and should be a healing time. 應該是癒合的時候
I say that not only as an official 我不只以官員的身份聲明
but as a husband and a father. 更以丈夫與父親的立場說
Last night's violence won't happen again. 昨晚的暴行不會再發生
I'm not good at speeches so I'll just say "'Thanks. "' 我不擅於言詞 因此我只能說"謝了"
It's the hideous Penguin Man. 天啊 是可怕的企鵝人
Take the baby. Just don't hurt me please! 孩子你帶走 但請別傷害我!
This was the remarkable scene only minutes ago in Gotham Plaza. 這是數分鐘前在高譚廣場 發生的非凡情況
The mysterious Penguin saving the life of the mayor's baby 神秘的企鵝解救市長之子
- and announcing his presence. - All I want in return - 並宣佈他的存在 - 我要的回報
is a chance 是想找回
to find my mom and dad. 找出我的父母
A chance to find out who they are 一個查出他們是誰
and thusly 進而知道
who I am. 我是誰的機會
And then 然後
with my parents 從我父母那兒
try to understand why. 設法瞭解 為什麼
Why they did what I guess they felt they had to do 為何他們做出他們覺得非做不可的事
to a child 對一個孩子
who was born 一個生來
a little different. 有點不同的
A child 孩子
who spent his first Christmas 讓他度過第一個耶誕節
and many since 和之後許多個
in a sewer. 都在下水道中
Mr. Wayne? Something wrong? 韋恩先生?有何不對嗎? 沒有
His parents. 他的父母
This scene direct from Gotham Plaza. 再度說明 本畫面直接拍自高譚廣場
I hope he finds them. 但願他找到他們
Here he is standing alongside Gotham's leading citizen Max Shreck. 他正站在高譚市模範市民... 麥斯.許瑞克的旁邊
How about a statement? People want to know. 說句話好嗎? 市民們想知道
- Penguin's not to be disturbed! - It's a public place! 企鵝人不該被打擾的! 這是公共場所!
- Walk. Now. Move. - Freedom of the press! 走開 現在 快走開 新聞輿論的自由!
Wait a minute. 等一下
What about the freedom to rediscover your roots 是什麼樣的想法 讓你想尋找你的根
with dignity and privacy? 摻雜尊嚴和隱私?
Is the Penguin a personal friend? 企鵝是你私人的朋友?
He's a personal friend of the whole city so have a heart. 他是整個城市的私人朋友 只要有著一顆心
Give the Constitution a rest. It's Christmas. 讓法規休息一下 這是耶誕節
"Red Triangle Circus put on a swell show with fierce lions. "紅三角馬戲團表演聲勢浩大 還有兇猛的獅子"
"Circus returns for a two- week . "馬戲團表演將為期兩周 "
"Kids will love ." "小孩會喜歡的 ."
Thanks. 謝謝
It's cold! 好冷!
It's vichyssoise. 這是摻有馬鈴薯的奶油湯
It's supposed to be cold. 冷了才好喝
"Circus is back with a freak show may not be suitable for kids "馬戲團回來 又帶著怪異的表演 並不適合小孩 "
" featuring a poodle lady " 特寫一位獅子頭女士 "
" the world's fattest man " 世界最胖的人 "
" and Aquatic Bird Boy." " 水上鳥男孩"
Why are you determined to prove 你為何決心證明
that this Penguin is not what he seems? 這個企鵝人所言不實?
Must you be the only lonely "man- beast" in town? 你一定得當全城唯一的"人獸"嗎?
"The circus folded its tents yesterday "馬戲團昨天收起帳篷 "
" after reports of missing children in several towns. " 在數個城鎮發生無數兒童失蹤案件後"
"Police have closed down the Red Triangle fairgrounds. "警方已關閉紅三角表演場"
"However at least one freak- show performer vanished before "然而 至少有一名畸型表演者 "
" he could be questioned." " 在接受偵訊前失蹤了"
I suppose you feel better now. 我想你覺得好多了 主人
No. 沒有
Actually I feel worse. 事實上 我覺得更糟
Why're you still out? 你為何還在外面?
Are you concerned about that strange heroic Penguin person? 你是在關心那個英雄般怪異的企鵝人嗎?
I think he knows who his parents are. 我想他知道他父母是誰
There's something else. 他另有所圖
Mr. Penguin . 企鵝先生
A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! 企鵝是鳥類卻不會飛!
I am a man! 我是個人!
I have a name! 我有名字!
Oswald Cobblepot! 奧茲瓦.卡伯波特!
You'll never be able to settle with them? 你從未和他們生活在一起?
True. 是的
I was their "Number- One"" son 我是他們"第一流"的兒子
and they treated me like number two. 而他們待我卻像二流的
But it's human nature to fear 但人類的天性是害怕
the unusual. 奇特的
Perhaps 或許
when I held my 當我拿著
Tiffany baby rattle 小孩玩的撥浪鼓
with a shiny flipper 以帶有光澤的蹼狀手
instead of five chubby digits 而非五隻圓胖的手指
they freaked. 他們嚇到了
But I forgive them. 但我原諒他們
"Penguin forgives parents! 'I'm at peace with myself and the world! "企鵝人原諒父母了!" "我對自己與世界都感到平和!"
"'Don't need hands as long as you got heart. "只要有心 便不需要手"
"'My heart is filled with love. I feel five feet tall."" "我的心充滿愛 我覺得有五呎高"
- He's like a frog that became a prince. - No he's more like a penguin. - 他像只變成王子的青蛙 - 不 他更像只企鵝
Now now pretty little thing. 好了 漂亮的小姑娘
Nice and easy. 乖乖聽話
I love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size. 我喜歡高大強壯 而且 勇於展現力量對付體型小他一半的人
Be gentle it's my first time. 溫柔點 這是我的第一次
Tic- tac- toe. 踢- 踏- 拳
You make it easy don't you? 謝謝 我 妳使自己容易受害 是嗎?
Always waiting for some Batman to save you. 總是等著蝙蝠俠來救妳
I am Catwoman 我是貓女
hear me roar. 聽我怒吼
I'd offer you coffee but my assistant is using her vacation time. 我想請你喝咖啡 但我的助理正在休假
Good time. Everyone but the bandits'll be slacking off till after the New Year. 好時機 反正過年之前 除了盜賊以外 大家都想放鬆點
I'm not sure I like the inference. 我不確定是否喜歡你的推論 布魯斯
I didn't realize I made one. 抱歉 麥斯 我不覺得我有做推論
I'm pushing this power plant now because it'll cost more later. 我現在促銷發電廠計畫 因為將來花費會更高
A million saved is a million earned. 省一百萬等於賺一百萬
I commissioned this report. Take a look at it. 我做了一份報告 也許你想看看
Gotham City has a power surplus. I'm sure you know that. 麥斯 重點是高譚市已供電過量 我確信你知道
My question is: 我的問題是
What's your angle? 你的目的為何?
"Power surplus?" Bruce shame on you! "供電過量?" 布魯斯 你該慚愧!
No such thing. One can never have too much power. 沒那回事 電力再多都不為過
If my life has a meaning that's the meaning. 我的生命若有何意義 那就是意義
I'll fight you. I've already spoken to the mayor and we agree. 我將與你唱反調 我已和市長談過 我們看法一致
Mayors come and go. 市長多如過江之鯽
Blue bloods tire easily. 貴族容易沒落
Can you go 15 rounds with Muhammad Shreck? 你以為能和拳王許瑞克打上15回合嗎?
I guess we'll find out. 看來得拭目以待
Of course I don't have a crime boss like Cobblepot in my corner. 當然 我沒有卡伯波特 那種犯罪集團首領的支持
"Crime boss?" Shows what you know "犯罪集團首領?" 證明你知道什麼
"Mr. To- The- Manor- Born- With- A- Silver- Spoon." "天之驕子先生"
Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy. 奧茲瓦是高譚市的新英雄
If his parents hadn't 86'ed him you'd have been bunkies at prep school. 他父母若未嫌棄他 你們倆或許會是同學室友
He controls the Red Triangle Gang. I can't prove it yet but we both... 奧茲瓦控制紅三角幫 我還無法證明 但我們倆...
I'll not stand for mud- slinging here. 韋恩 我不允許辦公室內有揭人隱私之舉
If my assistant was here she'd have already escorted you out... 我的助理若在此 早已護送你出去...
Anywhere he wants. 到任何他想去的地方
Preferably some nightspot grotto 可能是夜總會 洞穴
or 或者
secluded hideaway. 隱密的藏身處
Nice suit. 好西裝 謝謝
Selina. Selina. 瑟琳娜 瑟琳娜
That's my name don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one. 那是我的名字 百萬麥斯 別念太多 否則我要你買個新的賠我
This is Bruce 瑟琳娜 這是布魯斯
Wayne. 韋恩
We've met. 是 我們見過
Have we? 有嗎?
No I'm sorry. I mistook me for somebody else. 噢 抱歉 我誤以為自己是別人
You mean "mistook me." 你意思是... "誤認我"
Isn't that what I said? 我誤以為我 對 我不是那麼說的嗎?
I don't think so. 不 我想不是
What happened? 怎麼回事?
Did you hurt yourself on that ski slope? 妳在滑雪坡上受傷了嗎?
Is that why you cut short your vacation? Came back? 因此妳才縮短假期回來?
It's a blur. 很模糊
Not complete amnesia. 我是說 未完全失去記憶
I remember Sister Mary Margaret puking in church 我記得瑪麗.瑪格麗特修女在教堂嘔吐
and Betsy saying it was morning sickness. 而貝西.萊利說那是害喜
And the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school 我也記得有次上學 忘了穿內褲
and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedburg. 而注意到的男孩 名叫瑞奇.佛萊伯格
He's dead now. 他已經死了
But last night 但昨晚
complete blur. 完全模糊
Couldn't you just die? 很不可思議吧?
Please 瑟琳娜 拜託妳
show out Mr. Wayne. 送韋恩先生出去
With pleasure. 樂意之至
Your coat Mr. Wayne. 你的外套 韋恩先生
You don't seem like the type who does business with Shreck. 你不像是那種和許瑞克做生意的人
No. You don't seem like the type to take orders from him. 不 你不像是那種會聽命於他的人
Well that's a 嗯 那真是
Iong story. 說來話長
I could free up some time. 我可以騰出點時間
- I'm listed. - I'm tempted. 我記下了 我很想聽
I'm working. 我要工作
I'm leaving. 我要走了
You buy that blurry business? 爸 你相信她說的話嗎?
Women. 女人
Nothing surprises me 任何事我都不訝異 奇普
except your late mother. 除了你過世的母親
Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage? 誰會想到瑟琳娜竟有堪受毀壞的腦袋?
Bottom line? 最壞結果嗎?
She tries to blackmail me I'll drop her out of a higher window. 她企圖勒索我 我將她推出更高的窗
Meantime 此時
I've got badder fish to fry. 我有更重要的事
Oswald 奧茲瓦
it's Max. 我是麥斯
You're home? 你在家嗎?
How've you been? 你好嗎?
Your extended family? 你眾多的家人?
Good to have a family. 有家庭真好
I'd rather not be disturbed now. 我現在寧可不受打擾
Come on downstairs Oswald. I have a surprise. 下樓 奧茲瓦 我要給你一個驚喜
I don't like surprises. 我不喜歡驚喜
Come on. 下來吧
Don't peek. 別偷看
You'll spoil it. 你會破壞驚喜的
Adulation is a cross to bear. God knows I know. 是的 奉受是個重擔 我很清楚
But someone's got to supplant our standing in the way of progress Mayor. 但在進步的道路上 有人必須被取代的 市長
And don't deny it Mr. Cobblepot you've got the magic. 別否認 卡伯波特先生 你有那種魔力
Your charisma's bigger than both of us. Come on down. 你的非凡魅力遠勝過我們 下來吧
Mayor? 市長?
Mayor. 市長
Elections happen in November. It's late December. 麥斯 十一月才選舉 現在是十二月底耶
Don't worry. 不用擔心
I want you to meet Jen and Josh my image consultants. 我要你見見珍和喬希... 我的形象顧問
Here. 來
Reclaim your birthright. 拾回你天生的權利
I'm Jen. 我是珍 嗨
Okay let's see. What I'd like to do first is put these gloves on you. 好 我看看 首先我要做的是 將這些小手套戴在你手上
Our research tells us that voters like fingers. 我們的研究顯示 我們的選民喜歡手指
So if we were to just lose this . 因此 若將它藏起來 我們
We'll do it another time. 我們改天再戴好了
Not a lot of reflective surfaces in the sewer huh? 下水道沒多少能反光的平面 對吧?
Still it could be worse. 不過 有可能更糟
My nose could be gushing blood. 我的鼻子可能血流不止
What do you mean by that? 你的鼻子可能 你的意思是說 ?
Everybody back to work! 所有人回去工作!
Let's make 讓我們造就
a mayor! 一位市長!
You're right we missed the regular election 你說得對 我們錯過正常排定的選舉
but elected officials can be recalled impeached 但當選官員可以改選 彈劾
given the boot. Look at Nixon Agnew. 罷黜.像尼克森 艾格紐
Then think of you 再想想你
Oswald Cobblepot filling the void. 奧茲瓦.卡伯波特填補其位
I'd like to fill her void. 我倒想填補她
We'll need signatures to overturn the ballot. I can supply those. 我們需要簽名 以促成改選 那些我能供應 奧茲瓦
- Teach her my French flipper trick. - We need one more thing. - 教她我的法國鰭把戲 - 奧茲瓦 我們還需要一樣東西
A platform? 一塊踏板嗎?
Stop global warming. Start global cooling. Make the world an icebox. 停止環球溫室效應 開始環球冷卻效應 使世界成為巨大的冰箱
I like it. But to get the mayor recalled we must have a catalyst. 我喜歡 但要改選市長 需要一個觸媒 導火線
"You're doing great Mayor Cobblepot." "你做得很好 卡伯波特市長"
"Your table is ready Mayor Cobblepot." "你的餐桌準備好了 卡伯波特市長"
"l need you Oswald. I need you now! " "我需要你 奧茲瓦 我現在就需要你!"
"That's the biggest parasol I've ever seen." "那是我見過最大的傘"
Soon an incident like the Gulf of Tonkin or the Reichstag fire . 很快就會發生東京灣意外 或雷斯塔格大火
You want my old friends up there 你要我在上面的老朋友
to drive the mayor into a foaming frenzy? 使市長發狂嗎?
- Exactly. - Sounds fun. 正是 聽來很好玩
But 但是
I mustn't get sidetracked Maxie. 我不能分神 麥斯
I have my own things to tend to. 我有我的正事要辦
"Sidetracked?" This is your chance to fulfill your destiny "想轉移話題嗎?" 奧茲瓦 打從你父母草率拋棄你到現在
that your parents carelessly discarded. 這是你達成天命的機會
Reclaim my birthright you mean? 你是指重拾我天生的權利?
Imagine as mayor you have the ear of the media 試想身為市長後 你將得到媒體的注意
access to the captains of industry 企業大亨將尊重你的意見
unlimited poontang. 無限制的嬉鬧
You drive a hard bargain Maxie. 你的條件很誘人 麥斯
All right I'll be mayor. 好吧 我就當市長
Burn baby burn! 燒吧 寶貝 燒吧!
- Who is she? - What is she? - 她是誰? - 她是什麼?
I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love. 我不知道是要開火 還是墜入愛河
You poor guys. 可憐的傢伙
Always confusing your pistols with your privates. 手槍和私處老是搞不清楚
Don't hurt us. Our take- home's less than $300. 別傷害我們 小姐 我們的薪水不到三百塊
You're overpaid. Hit the road. 薪水太高了 滾吧
Go ahead and hit me. 儘管打我吧
Admiring your handiwork? 欣賞你的作品嗎?
Touring the riot scene. 參觀暴亂的場面
Gravely assessing the devastation. 沉重地評估破壞情況
"Upstanding- Mayor" stuff. 盡"榮耀市長"的職責
You're not the mayor. 你不是市長
Things change. 世事多變
What do you want? 你有何企圖?
The direct approach. 多直接的方法啊
I admire that in a man with a mask. 我欣賞一個戴面具的人能如此
You don't really think you'll win do you? 你不會真的以為你會贏吧?
Things change. 世事多變
I saw her first. Got to fly. 我先看到她的 得走了
How could you? I'm a woman! 你怎能如此?我是個女人!
I'm sorry. 對不起 我
As I was saying I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. 如我所說 我是個女人 不能讓人視為理所當然
Life's a bitch now so am I. 人生無常 我也是
Who are you? 你是誰?
Who's the man behind the bat? 蝙蝠背後是什麼人?
Maybe you can help me find 也許你能幫我找出
the woman 在貓背後的
behind the cat. 女人
No that's not you. 不 那不是你
There you are. 這才是你
Saved by Kitty Litter. 被貓擔架救了一條命
Bastard! 混蛋!
Alfred 阿佛瑞德
bring me some antiseptic ointment. 幫我拿消毒軟膏來 好嗎?
Coming. Are you in pain sir? 來了 會痛嗎 主人?
Not really. 不太會
I may have saved the mayor's baby 我或許救了市長的寶寶
but I refuse to save a mayor 但我拒絕救如嬰兒般
who stood by helpless as a baby 束手無策的市長
while Gotham was ravaged by a disease 使高譚市遭到破壞
that turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clowns 使老鷹童子軍變成瘋狂小丑
and happy homemakers into catwomen. 快樂的主婦變成貓女
Thank you. 謝謝
Oswald Cobblepot the mystery man- beast made his bid to run Gotham. 奧茲瓦.卡伯波特... 神秘的人獸企圖經營高譚市
Mr. Cobblepot you are the coolest role model a young person could have. 卡伯波特先生 你是年輕人的最佳模範
And you're the hottest young person 妳是模範能得到的
a role model could have. 最熱情的年輕人
Here. 來
Wear a button. 戴個徽章
Let me just get it on here. 讓我幫妳戴在這裡
Thank you. 謝謝大家
This mayor stuff is not about power it's about reaching out to people 我真的會喜歡候選市長這種事 非關權力 而是接觸人民
touching people groping people. 觸摸人民 撫摸人民
- Penguin... - My name is not Penguin! 企鵝... 我不叫企鵝!
It's Oswald Cobblepot. 我是奧茲瓦.卡伯波特
Oswald there's somebody here to see you. 奧茲瓦 有人要見你
Just the pussy I've been looking for. 正是我在找的女人
It's chilly in here. 這裡真冷
I'll warm you. 我會使妳溫暖
Down Oswald. 冷靜 奧茲瓦
We need to talk. 我們需要談談
You see 你瞧
you and I have something in common. 你和我有共通之處
Sounds familiar. 聽來很熟悉
Appetite for destruction? 毀滅的僻好?
Contempt for the czars of fashion? 對流行大師的鄙視?
Wait don't tell me. 等等 別告訴我
Naked sexual charisma? 赤裸裸的性魅力?
Batman. 蝙蝠俠
The thorn in both our sides. 我們的共同仇敵
The fly in our ointment. 藥膏中的蒼蠅
Ointment? 藥膏?
I've got scented and unscented. 我有有氣味的和無氣味的
I'll come back later. 我會再回來
Perchance are you a registered voter? I'm a mayoral prospect. 對了 妳是登記投票人嗎? 我是市長候選人
I have but one pet cause today!. 我今天來只有一個目的...
Ban the Bat. 打倒蝙蝠
Oh him again. No bother. He's already history. Check it out. 噢 又是他 沒問題 他已經完了 妳看
We'll disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H- bomb on wheels. 我們要拆開他的蝙蝠車 將它變成活動氫彈
He'd have even more power as a martyr. 不 不 他的力量比殉道者還大
To destroy Batman we must first turn him into what he hates the most. 要消滅蝙蝠俠 首先得將他變成他最痛恨的人
Namely us. 那就是... 我們
Frame him? 妳是指陷害他?
Not even in office yet and already an enemies list. 還沒上任就有黑名單了
Those names are not for prying eyes. 那些名字不能任人窺探
Why should I trust some catbroad anyway? 我為何要信任一個貓女?
Maybe you're a screwed- up sorority chick getting back at her daddy 也許妳只是個心理不平衡的名媛 想報復父親
for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet- sixteen. 只因她年滿16歲時 沒幫她買匹小馬
Nice birdie. 好鳥
Nice kitty. 好貓
Nice kitty. 好貓 好貓
Batman napaimed my arm. 蝙蝠俠傷了我的手臂
He knocked me off a buiiding just when I started to feel good about myself. 在我才開始滿意自己時 就害我跌落穀底
I want to play an integral part in his degradation. 我要在他墜落時 扮演重要角色
A pian is forming. 計畫正在形成
I want in. 我要參加
The thought of busting Batman makes me feei all 想到要害蝙蝠俠 就令我覺得
dirty. 骯髒
Maybe I'll just give myseif a bath right here. 或許我就在這兒 給自己洗個澡
I challenge the mayor 我質疑市長
to re- light the Christmas tree in Gotham Plaza tomorrow night. 明晚在高譚廣場要重新點燃聖誕樹
Sir shaii we change the channei to a program with some dignity and ciass? 主人 我們該不該換個頻道 看些高級節目呢?
The Love Connection perhaps? 愛的連線怎麼樣?
not that I have any faith in the mayor. 不是我對市長沒信心
But I hope and pray 但我希望和祈禱
that Batman 蝙蝠俠
will be present to preserve the peace. 能在場並維護和平
Subtle. 不可思議
Why are you doing this? 為何你要這樣做?
Selina? 瑟琳娜?
Sorry I didn't mean to scare you. 抱歉 我不是想嚇妳
Scare me? I was just scaring myself. 嚇我?我是自己嚇到而已
I don't see how but . 我不知道為何 但
it's nice to see you in the real world away from Shreck. 很高興在遠離許瑞克的真實世界中見到妳
it's nice to be here. 很高興是在這裡
Are you all right? 妳沒事吧?
You look like you have the holiday blues or something. 妳看起來有點憂鬱或者有心事
Boy the news these days. 帥哥 這幾天的新聞
Weird! 怪怪的!
I heard on TV that Catwoman weighs 140 pounds. 我聽電視上說"貓女重140磅"
How do these hacks sleep at night? 這些人晚上睡飽了沒事幹?
it's not even accurate. "Batman blows it""? 那還更扯 居然說"蝙蝠俠炸的"?
He probabiy saved miliions in property damage alone. 他很可能獨自救了百萬人的生命財產
You're not going to the re- lighting of the tree are you? 你不是要去參加重燃聖誕樹典禮嗎?
I wouldn't be caught dead there. 我才不要自找沒趣哩
it's going to be a hot time in the cold town tonight. 那可是今晚這寒冷城鎮最熱鬧的時刻
You got kind of a dark side don't you? 妳屬於黑暗一類的 不是嗎?
No darker than yours. 沒有比你更黑暗的了
Why don't you come over and we can watch it on TV? 妳何不來我那兒 一起在電視前看?
The tree- lighting ceremony. 聖誕樹點亮典禮
I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight. 不行 我今晚還有別處要去
How about coming for dinner at five? 下午五點來我家晚餐 如何?
Let's say six? 或者六點如何?
Five. 好的 五點
Five. You and me. 就五點 妳和我
The tree lights up and then I push the button. 聖誕樹一亮 然後我按鈕
Wait wait. 等等 等等
I push the button then the tree lights up. 我按鈕 然後聖誕樹就亮了
Who are you? 你是誰?
Talent scout. 星探
Come in. 請進
I don't just iight trees. I'm an actress as well. 你知道我不但會點亮聖誕樹 我還是個女演員
What is that thing? A camera or something? 那是什麼東西? 照像機還是什麼?
Say "Cheese! " 這叫"好東西!"
Cheese. 好東西
Thanks Aifred. 謝謝你 阿佛瑞德
I'm sure he's wonderfui company 我確信他是個好同伴
but doesn't the "gold- plated- bacheior" bit get a little stale? 但"富有單身漢"不覺得無聊嗎?
A lot like the "lonely- secretary" syndrome I guess. 我猜和"寂寞秘書"一樣
Executive Assistant. 執行助理
Sorry. 抱歉
Secretary. 秘書
Any girlfriend? 有女朋友嗎?
Sure. 當然
You mean as in serious? 噢 你是說 認真的?
No. Had one didn't work. 不 有過一個 沒再交往了
What went wrong? Hang on! 出了什麼差錯? 慢著!
I think I know! 我想我知道!
You kept things from her. 你有事瞞著她
I told her everything. 不 我將一切都告訴她
The truth frightened her? 而那個事實嚇到了她?
There are two truths 有兩個事實
you know? 妳知道嗎?
She had troubie reconciiing them because I had trouble 她無法調和二者 因為我也無法
reconciiing them. 調和二者 是
Vicki thought... 所以 維琪認為...
Vicki? 維琪?
ice skater or stewardess? 溜冰好手或空姐?
No she was a photojournalist. 不 她是個攝影記者
Was Vicki right about your 那對你雙重性的困擾
difficulty with duality? 維琪的看法對嗎?
You see 妳知道的
if I say yes then 我若說是 那
you'll think of me as a 妳會以為我是個
Norman Bates a Ted Bundy type and . 像泰德.邦迪的殺人狂 而且
You might not let me kiss you. 也許不肯讓我吻妳
it's the so- called normai guys who always let you down. 會令人失望的 一向是所謂的正常人
Sickos never scare me. At ieast they're committed. 狂人從未嚇到我 至少他們執著
I can't do that. 我不能那麼做
Neither can i. 我也不能
This is a special bulletin. The Ice Princess has been kidnapped. 這是特別報導 冰雪公主被綁架了
Can you confirm reports of Batman's suspected involvement in the abduction? 戈登署長 你能證實 蝙蝠俠涉嫌綁架的傳聞嗎?
The evidence is purely circumstantial. 這個證據純粹是間接的
This was found stained with blood in the missing girl's dressing room. 它沾了血跡 是在失蹤女孩的更衣室找到的
- I must go. - No it's your house. 我得走了 不 是我 這是你家
Hoid on. Just sit for a second and reiax. I'll be right back. 慢著 坐一下 輕鬆點 我馬上回來
I've got to go to the piaza. 阿佛瑞德 我得到廣場去 我看到了
- He is begging me to show. - I hoped you'd snub him. - 是 我知道 他正乞求我出現 - 我希望你別理他 好嗎?
I can't. There's been a kidnapping. Here's what I want you to do. 不行 那是綁架案 聽著 我要你這麼做
Shit! 糟糕!
Teii Selina Ms. Kyie I had to go out of town. 告訴瑟琳娜 也就是凱爾小姐 告訴她 我得進城去
Tell her that a big business deal came up . You know what? 告訴她 我突然有筆大生意要處理 不 你知道吧?告訴她
Let her know not in some kind of dumb "be- my- girlfriend" way... 讓她知道 不是用愚蠢的 "做我女友"的方法...
I'll relay the message. 我會轉達訊息的 太好了
Mr. Wayne toid me to tell you that... 凱爾小姐 阿佛瑞德 韋恩先生叫我告訴妳...
Bruce yes . 韋恩先生? 布魯斯 對
Wouid you tell him 可否代我告訴他
I've been going through a lot of changes and . 我歷經許多 改變 .
Just that 不 只要告訴他
this is not a rejection 我的突然離去
my abruptly leaving. 並非拒絕
in fact he makes me feel the way 事實上 他使我覺得有
I hope I really am. 我真正希望擁有的感受
Couid you just make up a sonnet or a dirty limerick? 不!你能編個藉口或是 找個理由嗎?
One has just sprung to mind. 我正好想到一個
This way ma'am. 謝謝 這邊 小姐 抱歉
Ladies and Gentlemen. 女士 先生們
Please may I have your attention? 女士 先生們 請注意一下好嗎?
I know that to many of you 我知道對許多人而言
Gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days. 近來高譚市似乎災禍不斷
But I want you to know your elected officials 但我要你們知道 你們選的官員
and your police department 和警方
have the situation well in hand. 已經控制住情勢
Got to hurry. 要快點
Thank you. 謝謝你
it was set up to look like I did it. 這是陷阱 好讓人覺得是我做的
I'll tell the police I was kidnapped by an ugly birdman with fish breath. 別擔心 我會告訴警方 我是被一個有魚腥味的醜鳥人所綁架
Did somebody say fish? 有人提到魚嗎?
I haven't been fed all day. 我整天都未進食哩!
Eat floor. 吃地板吧
High fiber. 高纖
Hey stud 嘿 帥哥
- I thought we had something together. - We do. - 我以為我們互相吸引 - 沒錯
Got to go. Girl talk. 得走了 女孩說的
She let me go. I think 'cause I reasoned with her girl- to- girl. 她放我走了 我想是因為我以女孩立場跟她講理
Be carefui. Don't move. 小心 別動
Lawn dart! 草地飛鏢!
Rats with wings do your thing. 有翅膀的老鼠 做拿手的事吧
Batman pushed the Princess! 蝙蝠俠推落冰雪公主!
Hoid your fire! 停火!
You're catnip to a girl like me. 你對我這種女孩 很有吸引力
Handsome dazed 英俊 迷人
and to die for. 值得付出一切代價
Mistietoe can be deadly if you eat it. 妳若吃檞寄生會致命
But a kiss 但你若認真
can be even deadlier if you mean it. 一個吻會更致命
You're the second man who's killed me this week. 你是這禮拜第二個殺我的人
But I've got seven lives ieft. 但我還剩七條命
I tried to save you... 我試過救妳...
Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead. 似乎你企圖救的女人 結果都死了
Or deepiy resentfui. 或大為責怪你
Maybe you shouid retire. 也許你該退休了
Damn. 可惡
Outstanding! 真出色!
You're Beauty and the Beast 妳是美女與野獸
in one iuscious Christmas gift pack. 以性感包裝的聖誕禮物
You said you'd scare the ice Princess. 你說你只要嚇嚇冰雪公主
She iooked pretty scared to me. 她看來蠻怕我的
A touch of the bubbiy? 來點香檳?
So what are we waiting for? 那麼 我們還在等什麼?
Let's consummate our fiendish union. 讓我們結合圓房吧
What? 你在說些什麼?
Oh come on. 噢 別這樣
Can't you picture? 妳無法想像嗎?
it's dark in the mayor's mansion. 市長的華宅一片黑暗
I'm bushed so here you come into the bedroom 我精疲力盡 於是妳進臥室
twitching your littie tail 扭著妳的小尾巴
my slippers in one hand a dry martini in the other. 一手拿我的拖鞋 一手拿杯純馬丁尼
Piease. 多棒啊
I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. 我無論如何都不會碰你
You lousy minx! I should have you spayed! You sent out all the signals! 妳這差勁的妞兒!我該閹掉妳的! 少在那兒裝模作樣!
I don't think like you anymore! 我想我不再喜歡妳了!
Good- bye my unintended. 再見 我無緣的人
Go to heaven. 上天堂吧
There he is! 他在那裡!
Don't adjust your sets. 別調整螢幕
Welcome 歡迎光臨
to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. 奧茲瓦.卡伯波特駕駛學校
Gentlemen start your screaming. 各位先生 開始尖叫吧
This may be a bad time to mention it but my license has expired! 也許此時提起 時機不對 但我的駕照過期了!
Relax. 輕鬆點
I'll take care of the squealing wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham! 我會對付高譚市那些 尖叫的 可憐的白癡市民!
You must admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! 你必須承認 我玩弄這個臭城市於股掌之間!
Helpless old lady at 12:00 high! 十二點方向 有個無助的老太太!
That's funny. 真有趣
Now I'm a iittie worried. 現在我有點擔心了
So he survived. Why worry? 就算他活著 有什麼好擔心?
He didn't even iose a iimb! An eyeball! Biadder control! 他毫髮無傷! 眼珠子!失禁!都沒有!
Listen to them. They've iost faith in oid symbois. 重點是聽聽他們 他們對舊象徵已失去信心
They're ready to bond with you the icon of the future. 他們已認同你是未來的代表
if it works don't fix it. 若是成功 就別再改變
We'ii ceiebrate tonight at my annual ball. 我們今晚在我的周年舞會上慶祝
Shreck and Cobbiepot 許瑞克和卡伯波特
the visionary alliance. 耀眼的聯盟 走吧
When it came time 在維護我們這個
to ensure the safety of our fair city 美麗城市的時刻
did the mayor have a plan? 市長有計劃嗎?
No! 沒有!
He relied on a man. 他依賴一個人
A Batman. 一個蝙蝠俠
A ticking time- bomb of a costumed freak . 一個服裝怪異的定時炸彈 .
Our prime concern is this ghastiy grotesque. 我們主要關切的是這個可怕的怪物
But let's not forget about repairing the Batmobiie. 但也別忘了修蝙蝠車
There's security to consider. 得考慮安全問題
We can't just take it to any oid body shop. 我們不能將它任意送到一個修車廠
Security? 安全問題?
Who let Vicki Vaie into the Batcave? 誰讓維琪.維爾進蝙蝠洞?
I'm working I turn around and there she is. "Hi Vick. Come on in." 我正在工作 一轉身 她便在那裡 "嗨 維琪 請進"
- Ready? - I'll take the stairs. 準備好了嗎? 我想我走樓梯
You ask am I up here for personal glory? 你們問我 我是否為個人榮耀上場?
No. 不是
The glory that I yearn to recapture 我渴望重拾的榮耀
is the glory of Gotham! 是高譚市的榮耀!
How can this be accomplished? 我要如何達成?
I know 我知道
you're all concerned. 你們都很關心
Relax. 輕鬆點
I'll take care of the squealing wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham. 我會對付高譚市那些 尖叫的 可憐的白癡市民
I didn't say that. 我沒有那麼說
You must admit I played this stinking city 你必須承認 我玩弄這個臭城市
like a harp from hell! 於股掌之間! 嘿
You must admit 你必須承認
I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! 我玩弄這個臭城市於股掌之間! 嘿
Why is there aiways someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech? 為什麼總有人帶著蛋和蕃茄參加演說?
There he is! 他在那裡!
My babies. 我的寶貝們
Did you miss me? 你們想我嗎?
Great speech Oswaid. 很棒的演說 奧茲瓦
My name is not Oswaid! 我不叫奧茲瓦!
it's Penguin! 是企鵝!
I am not a human being! 我不是人類!
I am an animal. Cold- blooded! 我是個冷血動物!
Crank the A.C.! 空調加強點!
Where are my lists? Bring me the names! 我的名單呢?將名字送上來!
it's time. 時候到了
These are the names of the first- born sons of Gotham City. 這些是高譚市長子們的名字
Just like I was. 就和我一樣
And like me a terribie fate waits for them. 而和我一樣 可怕的命運在等著他們
Tonight while their parents party 今晚 當他們的父母狂歡時
they'll be dreaming away 他們將作夢
in their safe cribs 在他們的搖籃
their soft beds 在他們的軟床
and we'll snatch them 而我們將劫走他們
carry them into the sewer 帶他們到下水道
and toss them into a deep dark watery grave. 將他們丟進深黑的水底墳墓
Penguin? 企鵝?
Kiiiing sieeping children 殺死熟睡兒童
isn't that a littie . 豈不是有一點
No it's a lot. 不 是很多
A reminder. 韋恩先生 提醒你
Tonight is that ioathsome party hosted by the odious Mr. Shreck. 今晚那個可惡的許瑞克先生 要舉辦討厭的派對
May we RSVP in the resoundingiy negative? 我們能嚴正回絕嗎?
Not interested. 沒興趣
Although 不過
Selina Kyie might be there. 瑟琳娜.凱爾可能會在場
ingenious costume. 真出色的服裝
Let me guess. 我來猜猜看
Trust- fund goody- goody? 基金會的好人?
Feeiing good? 感覺很好吧?
You almost made a monster the mayor of Gotham City. 你差點使一個怪物當上高譚市長
I am the light of this city 我是本市之光
and I am its mean twisted soul. 我是它卑劣 瘋狂的靈魂
Does it matter who's mayor? 誰當市長有關係嗎?
it does to me. 對我而言是的
Yawn. 無聊
I'm sorry about yesterday but I had 聽著 昨天很抱歉 我得
a pretty big deal come through. Fall through actually. 去處理一大筆生意
it's okay. I had to go home and feed my cat. 沒關係 我得回家去喂我的貓
No hard feelings then? 那不傷感情囉?
Actuaiiy 事實上
semi- hard I'd say. 應該是半傷
There's a big comfy California King over in Bedding. 寢具部有個大而舒適的雙人床
Why don't we . 我們何不 .
Take off our costumes? 脫掉舞會服裝嗎?
I'm tired of wearing masks. 我已厭倦戴面具了
Me too. 我也是
Let me ask you something. 讓我問妳一件事
Why'd you come tonight? 妳今晚為何而來?
- You first. - To see you. - 你先說 - 來看妳
Lovely. 說得真好
I wish I couid say the same but I came for Max. 但願我能說同樣的話 但我是為了麥斯來的
Do you mean you . 妳的意思是妳 .
Not you and Max? 該不會妳和麥斯?
Me and Max? 哈 我和麥斯?
No. This and Max. 不 這個和麥斯
Don't tell me killing Max won't solve anything because it will. 不 別告訴我殺死麥斯無法解決一切 因為那一定會的
Aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron 你不厭倦這虛偽的強盜大亨
coming out on top when he should be six feet under? 總是獲勝 他不該被埋在六呎以下嗎?
You may have problems with your boss but who do you think you are? 妳或許和妳老闆之間有很多問題 但妳以為妳是誰啊?
I don't know anymore Bruce. 我已經不知道了 布魯斯
A kiss under the mistietoe. 檞寄生下的吻
"Mistietoe can be deadly if you eat it." "妳若吃檞寄生會致命"
But a kiss can be even deadlier 但你若認真
if you mean it. 一個吻會更致命
Oh my God. 噢 我的天
Does this mean we have to start fighting? 這是否意味我們得開始打鬥?
Let's go outside. 我們到外面去
- Are you okay? - I'm all right. - 爸 兒子 你沒事吧? - 我很好
You didn't invite me 你們沒邀請我
so I crashed! 所以我不請自來!
What do you want? 你要做什麼?
Right now my troops 現在 我的部隊
are fanning out across town 正在全城搜尋
for your children! 你們的孩子!
Yes! 沒錯!
For your first- born sons! 是你們的長子!
The ones you left defenseless at home 你們使他無助在家
so you could dress up like jerks 好讓自己能打扮得像傻瓜
get juiced and dance 喝著果汁和跳舞
badly! 壞透了!
I've personally come 我親自前來
for Gotham's favorite son 為抓高譚市最喜愛的兒子
Mr. Chip Shreck. 奇普.許瑞克先生
You're coming with me you Great White Dope 跟我走 你這個大白癡
to die way down in the sewer! 以便死在下面的下水道中!
Not Chip. if you have any human feeiing take me instead. 別抓奇普 你若有絲毫人 就抓我代替吧
I don't. So no! 我沒有 因此 不行!
I'm the one you want. 我才是你要的
isn't it Max Shreck who manipuiated and betrayed you? 操縱和背叛你的 不是麥斯.許克嗎?
isn't it Max not Chip 不就是麥斯 而非奇普
you want to see immersed to his eyeballs in raw sewage? 你要看到他在下水道中淹死的?
Okay you got a point. 好吧 你說的有理
I'll let the littie prince live for now. 我就暫時讓這小子活著
in the duck! 進鴨子裡去!
This is going to be good 實在太好了
to cut down a whoie crop of Gotham's most promising 在高譚市最有希望的作物成熟前
before their prime. 將它們砍斷
You ask me how do I lure them in? 你是在問我 如何引誘他們?
A littie "Pied Penguin" action. 一點"雜耍企鵝"把戲
And you get to watch them sink 你可以看著他們沈入
into a deep puddle 一大池
of your industrial by- products. 你的工業副產品中
Then 然後
you join them. 你再加入他們
Hurry up and get those kids loaded. 快點將那些孩子裝好 好嗎?
Right this way kiddies. 這邊走 孩子們
Come with me. 跟我走
So where are all the children? 所有小孩在哪呢?
"Dear Penguin: "親愛的企鵝:"
"The chiidren regret they're unabie to attend. "小孩們懊悔不克參加"
"Batman! " "蝙蝠俠!"
My dear penguins 我親愛的企鵝們
we stand on a great threshold! 我們站在一個大關鍵點上!
it's okay to be scared! 害怕是正常的!
Many of you won't be coming back. 你們有許多人將回不來
Thanks to Batman 多謝蝙蝠俠
the time has come 懲罰所有神的子民的時刻
to punish all God's chiidren! 來臨了!
First- second- third- and fourth- born! 長子 次子 三子和四子!
Why be biased? 為何要有偏見?
Male and female! 男的和女的!
Hell the sexes are equal 媽的 男女平等
with their erogenous zones 將他們的性感帶
blown sky- high! 炸向高空!
Forward 向前走
march! 前進!
The liberation of Gotham 解放高譚市
has begun! 已經開始!
The penguins are moving above ground. 企鵝們在地面上活動了
Penguin army 企鵝部隊
approaching launch destination at Gotham Plaza. 接近發射目的地... 高譚廣場
One minute until ignition. 距發射一分鐘
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal 他們不尊重我
so I'm laying them on a slab! 我就讓他們送命!
Penguins seem to be converging on Gotham Plaza. 企鵝似乎在高譚廣場集結
Thirty seconds until ignition. 距發射三十秒
Estimated casualties after launch: 發射後估計死亡人數:
100 000 people. 十萬人
The penguins have reached Gotham Square. 企鵝們已抵達高譚廣場
Fifteen seconds to ignition. 距發射十五秒
Ready when you are sir. 準備好了 主人
10- 9- 8- 7- I've got the coordinates. 10 9 8 7 我已定好座標
Let's turn them around. 好了 讓他們轉向 是 主人
Something is wrong. 情況不對
Something has jammed the signal. 訊號被干擾了
They seem to be turning around. 他們似乎轉向了
There is also something coming this way. 過來 還有某種東西往這邊來了
Very large. Very fast. 非常大 非常快
Who's there? 誰在那裡?
I'm homing in on the signal's origin. 我進入訊號中心了
You're jealous because I'm a genuine freak 你嫉妒我是個純種怪物
and you have to wear a mask! 而你得戴著面具!
You might be right. 也許你說得對
But what it all comes down to is: Who's holding the umbrella? 但最重要的是: 誰拿著雨傘?
My babies! 我的寶貝啊!
I don't know what you want but I can get it with a minimum of fuss. 我不知道妳想要什麼 但只要我花一點功夫 就能弄到
Money. 金錢
Jewels. 珠寶
A very big ball of string. 很大一串的珠寶
Your blood Max. 你的血 麥斯 我的血?
I gave at the office. 我在辦公室捐過了
A half- pint. I'm taiking gallons. 只有半品脫 我要的是半加侖
Let's make a deal! 我們來談條件!
Other than my blood what can I do? 除了我的血 我能為妳做什麼?
Sorry Max. A die for a die. 抱歉 麥斯 以死還死
You're not just saving a life... 你不只在救一條命...
Shut up. You're going to jail. 也是在救 閉嘴 你要去坐牢了
Don't be naive. The law doesn't apply to people like him or us. 別天真了 法律對像他這樣的人 或我們 都莫可奈何
Wrong on both counts. 二者皆非
Why do this? 為何要如此做?
Let's just take him to the police. 我們將他交給警方
Then we can go home 然後我們可以
together. 一起回家
Selina 瑟琳娜
don't you see? 妳不懂嗎?
We're the same. 我們是一樣的
Split 由中間
down the center. 分裂為二
Piease. 瑟琳娜 拜託
Bruce 布魯斯
I would love to live with you in your castle 我願意和你住在你的城堡中
forever just like in a falry tale. 直到永遠 一如童話故事
I just couldn't live with myself. Don't pretend this is a happy ending. 我就是無法忍受我自己 別假裝這是個快樂結局
Selina Kyie. 瑟琳娜 瑟琳娜.凱爾
You're fired. 妳被開除了
And Bruce Wayne 還有布魯斯.韋恩
why are you dressed up like Batman? 你為何作蝙蝠俠的裝扮?
Because he is Batman you moron! 因為他是蝙蝠俠 低能的傢伙!
Was. 以前是
Don't. 不要
You killed me the Penguin killed me Batman killed me. 你殺我 企鵝殺我 蝙蝠俠殺我
Three lives down. Got enough to finish me off? 去掉三條命 你有足夠的子彈解決我嗎?
One way to find out. 只有一個辦法能知道
Four. 四
Five. 五
Still aiive! 仍然活著!
Six. 六
Seven. 七
All good giris go to heaven. 好女孩都上天堂
Two lives left. 還剩兩條命
I'll save one for next Christmas. 我想該留下一條 過明年的耶誕節
But in the meantime 但在這同時
how about a kiss Santie Ciaus? 吻一下 如何 聖誕老人?
Shit! 可惡!
I picked a cute one. 選到一把可愛的
The heat's getting to me. 熱氣使我不舒服
I'll murder you momentariiy. 我馬上就誤殺你
But first 但首先
I need a cooi drink 我需要喝
of ice water. 冰水
Stop the car. 停車
Come what may 無論如何
Merry Christmas Mr. Wayne. 聖誕快樂 韋恩先生
Merry Christmas Aifred. 聖誕快樂 阿佛瑞德
Goodwiii toward men. 平安歸於男人
And women. 和女人