員警學校5
邁阿密之旅
下面有人 There's somebody down there.
他走了沒? 走了沒? Is he gone yet? Is he gone?
- 長官 他走了 - 好 我們走 - Sir, he's gone. - Okay, let's go.
有人在嗎? Anybody home?
白癡 Idiot.
關門 Close the door.
- 你知道要搜查什麼吧? - 是 不! 電燈開關? - You know what to look for, right? - Yeah. No. A light switch?
拜託你不要像個白癡 Please try not to be such an idiot.
- 我沒事 - 沒人問你? - I'm okay. - Nobody asked.
- 他不在這裡 - 誰? - He's not here. - Who?
- 赫斯局長 - 他當然不在這裡 - Commissioner Hurst. - Of course he's not here.
問題是 現在時間是淩晨三點 It's 3:00 in the morning. That's the point.
或許我們應先打個電話來? Maybe we should have called first.
如果我查這些檔的時候讓局長看著我的話 If I'd wanted the Commissioner to watch me while I looked at his files...
我可以和他約好 白天來這裡拜訪 I could have come in during the day and made an appointment.
等等 你是說 我們闖進來是違法的 Wait a minute. You mean we're breaking and entering illegally?
- 我們正在犯法 - 不! - We are breaking the Law? - No.
我們沒有犯法 We are not breaking the Law.
我們只是行為不走尋常路 We are merely stretching it a little.
犯法無所謂 只要你理由恰當 It's okay to break the law if you have a good reason...
- 就像是你媽媽或者是醫生的便條一樣 - 我們沒犯法 - like a note from your doctor or mom. - We are not breaking the Law.
只是不走尋常路 We are stretching it.
你明白嗎? Do you get it?
- 不明白 長官 - 我口袋裡有注解 可以嗎? - Not really, sir. - I got a note in my pocket, okay?
可以 你為何不早說? Okay. Why didn't you just say that?
赫斯局長 Commissioner Hurst....
艾裡克.拉薩德校長 "Comdt. Eric Lassard."
這就是了 Well, there he is.
多年來 你占著警官學院校長的職位 For years you've kept me from my rightful place...
直壓著我 as Commandant of the Police Academy.
你一直處心積慮地往上爬 對不 You always manage to come out on top somehow, don't you?
我知道這案件裡藏有玄機 I know that there is something in this file...
可以助我晉升 that is going to help meget the upper hand for a change.
誰在裡面? Who's in there?
赫斯局長? Commissioner Hurst?
我是 誰在外面? Yes. Who's out there?
管理員巴伯 Bob the janitor, sir.
我明白 長官 今晚我沒看見你 I understand, sir. And I didn't see you here tonight.
- 很感激你 巴伯 - 非常感激 巴伯 - I really appreciate that, Bob. - Yeah. Thanks a lot, Bob.
- 普卡特? - 是 長官 - Proctor. - Yes, sir?
就是它 根據此項記錄 艾裡克.拉薩德校長 This is it! According to these records, Comdt. Eric Lassard...
去年就已達退休年齡 reached the state's mandatory retirement age Last year!
- 普卡特 你不明白這意義嗎? - 不! - Don't you see what this means? - No!
普卡特 Proctor.
它表示拉薩德校長 This means that Comdt. Lassard...
年前就該退休 辭去校長職位 should have retired from the Police Academy a year ago.
然而 這份資料被疏忽了 Somehow, this information just slipped through.
我覺得分為一個正直員警的責任 I find it my duty as a conscientious police officer...
便是把這案件送交人事部 to see to itthat this file reaches the Personnel Office.
我們還要闖進那裡去嗎? Are we going to have to break in there, too, sir?
凱薩琳.佩奇警官 Officer Katherine Page.
謝謝 長官 Thank you, sir.
卡拉.格蘭特警官 Officer Carla Grant.
謝謝 Thank you.
比爾.貝克警官 Officer Bill Baker.
謝謝! 長官 Thank you, sir.
班比.布連頓警官 Officer Bambi Brandon.
- 謝謝 長官 - 謝謝 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you.
凱文.威爾森警官 Officer Kevin Wilson.
最後一位 當然 不是排名最末 And last, but certainly not least, not in any way...
絕對不是 湯馬斯.康可林警官 Officer Thomas Conklin.
又名房屋 Also known as House.
恭喜你們 Congratulations!
我會懷念你們 第 88年班 I'll miss you, Class of '88.
漂亮 Nice.
我經歷了許多屆學生的入校畢業 I've seen a lot of graduating classes.
我想說這期屬於最優秀的行列 And let me say that this is one of the very best of them.
我們都清楚拉薩德校長優異的表現 Clearly, Comdt. Lassard has outdone himself this time.
我在這榮幸地宣佈 艾裡克.拉薩德校長 It's my privilege to announce that Comdt. Eric Lassard...
將在今年邁阿密海灘舉行的 will be honored as Police Officer of the Decade...
全國警官大會中 at this year's National Police Chiefs Convention...
榮獲"十年度最佳員警" to be held in Miami Beach.
拉薩德校長 This Academy owes a great debt...
對本校作出了巨大貢獻 to the vision of Comdt. Lassard...
使我接下來想說的很難說出 which makes what I have to say next even more difficult.
很令人感傷 令人遺憾地 It is with great sadness and regret...
我必須宣告 that I must announceEric Lassard's retirement...
拉薩德校長的退休 as Commandant of this police academy.
拉薩德校長已達退休年齡 Comdt. Lassard has reached this state's mandatory retirement age.
我們將選擇一位有能力的繼任者 A qualified successor will, of course, be chosen.
但是新校長的工作是很不容易的 But the new commandant will have no easy task filling these shoes.
- 我們該怎麼辦? - 住口! - What are we going to do? - Kick some butt.
- 這是不對的 - 太不公平 - It's just not right. - This is so unfair.
- 我從來沒看到他這樣子 - 他一直都很堅強 - I've never seen him like this. - He was always so strong.
- 警校一直是他的支柱 - 現在 他失去了 - The Academy was his strength. - Now he's lost it.
這樣坐不對 It's just not right.
- 我們為何不殺了某人 - 校長 - Why don't we just shoot somebody? - Commandant.
- 不 不值得 - 恭喜光榮退休 - No. He ain't worth it. - Congratulations on your retirement!
對不起 我是說 恭喜您在邁阿密獲獎 I'm sorry, I mean on your award in Miami Beach.
對於您的退休 長官 Concerning your retirement, sir...
我只想說跟您在一起工作是多麼舒適 I want you to know how much I've enjoyed working with you all these years...
我也希望你能在 and how much I hope you enjoy...
您早已該進行退休期好好休養 your long overdue rest.
我想我該去讀書了 Well, I guess I'll run along and read my book.
大家保持聯絡 Keep in touch, everyone.
他們一直大眼瞪小眼的我們得想想辦法 They just keep staring at each other. We've got to do something.
我知道你的感受 長官 我也曾經想從塔上跳下 I know how you feel, sir.I was ready to toss in the towel, too.
但我遇到了改變我生命的人 那個人就是你 長官 Then I met a man who changed my life.That man was you, sir.
他說 做你所該做的 即使是卑微的 He said, "Take what you have, however little...
也要盡力做好它 "and do your best with it."
不妥協 不失望 那才是我們所認識的拉薩德 "Never quit. Never lose hope."That's the lassard I knew.
現在 那個拉薩德到那兒去了? And where is that lassard now?
就在這裡 Right here.
天哪 你們是對的 By God, you're right.
我真為自己感到可恥 再也不會了! I was feeling sorry for myself. No more.
在邁阿密海灘全國警官大會中 I'm still being honored...
我還是會獲獎 at the National Police Chiefs Convention in Miami Beach.
- 絕對是 長官 - 我要昂首挺胸去參加 - Affirmative, sir! - Go there with my head held high.
- 是的! 長官 - 那將是我最光榮的一刻 - Yes, sir! - It will be my finest hour!
- 鴨子! - 蹲下 - Duck! - Get down!
就是這精神 長官 That's the spirit, sir.
真准 Good shot.
如果我忠誠的學生到那裡跟我一起分享榮譽 It would make my crowning moment only greater...
我的受獎儀式將會更加有意父 if my loyal graduates could be thereto share it with me.
邁阿密海灘? 那些風浪板 陽光 歡樂 Miami Beach? All that surf, sun, and fun?
你們可以見見我的侄子 尼克 他是邁阿密海灘的員警 Then you can meet Nick, my nephew. He's a policeman in Miami Beach.
為了你 我們願意 我們只會為你這樣做 We'll do it, sir. But only for you.
你們大家給了我新希望 You have all given me new hope.
- 該出發了 長官 - 我們以你為榮 - Way to go, sir. - We're so proud of you.
我雖不能留任 但是我要在學校留下我的風格 If I cannot stay, then I'll go out in style.
邁阿密海灘 準備好了 Miami Beach, get ready.
準備好歡迎艾裡克.拉薩德 Get ready for Eric Lassard!
魚 The fish!
很高興你重振士氣 It's good to have you back, sir.
我向你保證 在我任期內 And I can assure you, this Academy...
絕對不會讓你的榮譽受損 under my administration, will no longer be a source of any embarrassment to you.
- 你已不斷地提醒我 - 長官 - Yes, so you keep telling me. - Sir.
整理一下辦公室 我的辦公室一星期沒打掃了 Clean office.My office hasn't been cleaned in a week.
- 管理員已經因為我辭職了 - 對不起 先生 - Janitor quit on me. - Excuse me, sir.
校長 希望你看看我擬的計畫 Commissioner, I would like you to look at this plan that I have formulated.
- 完全全新計畫 - 我不是有意打擾你們 長官 - It completely restructures - I don't mean to bother you, sir!
在現在的學院 ...here at the Academy.
哈裡斯 你可能是個最稱此職的人 Harris, you may Well be the best man for this position.
你甚至足以當個校長 You may even wind upas commandant of this Academy.
但你必須多學習如何才像個校長 But you sure have a lot to learn about acting like a commandant.
至少 拉薩德受人尊重 你呢? 有誰尊重你? At least Lassard has the respect of his men. Whose respect do you have?
- 局長不該這麼說你 - 他沒錯 普卡特 - Commissioner shouldn't have said that. - He's right.
我知道 長官 但... I know, sir...
他還是...只是他還是不該這樣說 but he still shouldn't say it.
不 不 他是對的 No, he's right.
有資格是不足的 Being qualified just isn't enough.
我知道我天生就是做校長的 Now, I know that I was born to be commandant.
這是我命中註定 It is my destiny.
你和我將去邁阿密海灘 You and I are going to Miami Beach.
- 我們? - 你不明白嗎? - We are? - Don't you see?
我們到邁阿密海灘 協助拉薩德校長 We'll go to Miami Beach and help honor Lassard.
讓他知道我有多行 That will show the Commissioner what a big man I can be.
- 是 長官 - 打電話去 - Yes, sir. - Get on the phone. Call the airport.
打電話給航空公司預約邁阿密機位 Make a reservation to Miami Beach.
- 頭等艙 - 貴賓座 - First class. - VIP.
- 貴賓座 我要新官上任三把火 - 太好了! 長官 - VIP. I'll impress them from the start. - That's brilliant, sir.
鐘斯 接電話 Jones, pick up the phone.
起來 Up.
拉薩德什麼時候回來? When's Lassard coming back?
我不知道他不在 I didn't know he was gone.
哈羅! 市立機場 Hello, municipal airport? This is it. Proctor...
我是首都警官學院的哈裡斯長官 of the Metropolitan Police Academy. Capt. Harris will be attending...
將出席在邁阿密舉行的全國首席警官會議 the NationaI Police Chiefs Convention in Miami Beach...
我們需要二張一等倉機票搭乘你們聞名於世的航程出國 and will require two first class ticketsaboard your most prestigious flight.
線路忙 請稍等 All lines are busy. Please hold.
普卡特來的電話 他要訂二張到邁阿密的一等倉票 I got Proctor on the telephone trying to book two first - class tickets to Miami...
他以為我是機場人員 for him and Harris. And he thinks I'm the airport.
這正是我們在邁阿密所需要的 哈裡斯 Great. Just what we need in Miami, Harris.
不 等一下 No, wait.
請他等幾分鐘 Put him on hold for a minute.
查詢電腦中 請等待 Checking computers right now, sir. Please stand by.
請幫我查一下機票預定電話 I'd like the number for Budget Rent a Plane, please.
- 兄弟 離開這! - 好 - Come on, pal. let's go. - Yeah. Okay.
藝術館
走! Go!
- 拿去! 老大! - 給 - Here, boss. - Here.
鴨子 Duck.
安靜點 Quietly.
我說了安靜點 I said quietly.
很好 That's all right.
看! 看看這個 Would you look at this?
慢慢來! 慢慢來 Easy.
蹲下! 笨蛋 Get down, nitwit.
- 嘿! - 晚安 - Hey. - Nighty
好了 行動 All right, let's go.
好了 All right!
- 鐳射帶來沒? - 帶了 - You got the Laser? - Yeah.
- 拿給我! 快 - 好了! 它熱了 - Give it to me. Come on. - Okay, it's hot.
拿著好 拿著 - Here you go. - Sure, here.
來吧 Come to papa.
- 漂亮! 老大 - 看看這寶貝 - Beautiful, boss. - look at that.
卡倫警官 Lt. Callahan.
海塔爾警員 Sgt. Hightower.
鐘斯警員 Sgt. Jones.
荷克斯警員 Sgt. Hooks.
塔貝利警員 Sgt. Tackleberry.
康可琳警官 Officer Conklin.
- 謝謝 - 好了! 大家走吧 - Thank you. - All right. let's go.
我們還有點時間 找個酒吧坐坐 We've got some time, boys. What say we find ourselves the bar?
- 當然 老大 - 好主意 老大 - Sure thing, boss. - Yeah. Good idea, boss.
小心,孩子 Watch it, kid!
真准 Yeah. Nice shot.
- 該把這三人綁起來 - 對 - They ought to keep those kids on a leash. - Yeah.
真是白癡 What an idiot.
老大 Boss.
讓路 Out of the way, buddy.
老大 你沒事吧? You all right?
- 我頭型怎麼樣? - 很好 老大 - How's my hair? - Beautiful, boss.
讓他走 讓他走 There he goes, boss.
不要引人注意 let him go.We don't want to draw attention.
是的 鑽石才重要 Yeah, the diamonds.
- 確定我的頭髮沒亂? - 和原來一樣順 - Are you sure my hair's all right? - Yeah, it looks the same.
- 怎麼樣? - 還行 老大 - How's it look? - Hasn't budged, boss.
好 我們走 All right. let's go.
拉薩德局長 Comdt. Lassard...
知道我們不能一起旅行 真遺憾 I was very sorry to learn that we wouldn't be traveling together.
真是令人失望 Now, that is a disappointment.
普卡特警員為我們訂了特別機座 Lt. Proctor has booked us on a very speciaI flight.
貴賓席 抱歉 VIP. Excuse me.
貴賓席 我知道你們訂了經濟倉 VIP. I understand that you're taking an economy flight.
我們只需在邁阿密碰面就好了 到那兒再見 We'll just have to meet in Miami. I'll see you there.
- 真可惜 - 早上好 先生 - Shame. - Morning, sir.
請小心處理這個包 Please be careful with the bag.
飛行會使他緊張 Flying makes him nervous.
金屬物件請拿出 Metal, please.
請再測驗一次 Come through again, please.
可能是皮帶扣 長官 我來幫您 It's probably the buckle, sir. Here, I'll get it.
把手拿開 普卡特 Get away from me, Proctor.
謝謝 Thank you.
請再測試 Come through, please.
很有趣 鐘斯 Very funny, Jones.
普卡特 Hold on. Miss?
請問1545班機在哪兒登機? Could you please tell me at what gate Flight 1545 is boarding?
- 24號門 - 請確定我們VIP頭等倉的機位 - Gate 24, sir. - Could you aIso check and make sure...
名字是哈裡斯 that I am in the speciaI VIP section? The name is Harris.
這兒沒有VIP倉位 先生 這是私人飛機 There is no VIP section, sir.It's a private plane.
私人飛機 A private plane.
你和普卡特是唯一的登記旅客 And you and Mr. Proctor are the only listed passengers.
我知道了 我們"自己"的飛機 I see. Our own plane.
哈裡斯 真是高級旅行 Well, Well, Harris.You travel first - class, I must say.
只有如此了 走 普卡特 Well, it's the only way. Come, Proctor.
- 再見! 祝旅途愉快 - 再見 - Au revoir! Bon voyage! - Ciao!
再見 Auf Wiedersehen.
我的天 Oh, my God!
太好了! 我們自己的飛機 和動物為伍 This is great! Our own airplane. AnimaIs to play with.
我告訴你們VIP的服務 每一分都值得 I'll tell you, this VIP treatment is worth every penny.
都順利吧? A - okay!
普卡特 我怎能忍受你? Why do I put up with you?
因為我姐姐嫁了你侄子 I think that's because my sister married your nephew...
- 那使我們 - 住嘴! 普卡特 - and that makes us - Shut up, Proctor!
長官 他們喜歡你 Sir, they like you!
- 先生 你用什麼飲料? - 現在不用 謝謝 - Sir, what would you like to drink today? - Nothing right now, thank you.
噴霧劑不再像以前那像令我著迷 Trichloroethane just doesn't have the appeaI for me that it used to have.
我還是依靠"PR-24" I still depend on the old PR-24.
這個小東西 根本不會斷 可以把東西敲碎 This little baby, it doesn't even break.It pulverizes.
我能打濫任何人 窒死任何人 I can smash anybody.I can hold them in a chokehold.
我能制服任何罪犯或犯罪集團 I have complete control over a perpetrator or a group of perpetrators.
有一次 我遇見三個傢伙從我左邊襲來 One time, when I saw these three guys coming on from the left....
眼睛向左 Eyes left!
海塔爾 看看這個 Hightower, check this out.
- 你看到什麼 房子? - 是有關蒙倫的報導 - What you got there, House? - There's an article here on Malone.
- 我一點也不喜歡他 - 告訴我你的理由 - I don't even like him. - Give me five points.
- 你明白的 - 對不起 先生 - You got it. - Excuse me, sir...
能不能回到你座位上? would you mind returning to your own seat?
- 正餐就要上了 - 正餐? - We're about to serve the meal. - The meal?
- 秩序很亂 - 讓我進去! 讓我進去 - Out of order. - let me in here.
你等很久了? 很好! 她在 You've been waiting long? Great. She's been....
快點! 快點! 還有人想進去 Come on! Other people in need here, you know.
抱歉 Sorry.
抱歉! 馬桶出問題了 I'm sorry. There seems to be something wrong with the sink.
我不相信 竟和他同機 I don't believe it. We're on the same plane.
- 老大! 我們該 - 你瘋了嗎? - Boss, you know, we should.... - What, are you crazy?
- 我們帶了這個不能 - 輪流來 - We can't make a scene while we got.... - Wait for your turn.
快! 讓我進去 讓我進去 Come on. let me in.
讓我出來 讓我出來 let me out of here!
- 天 我要殺了他 - 不 老大 - I'll kill him! - No, boss!
- 鑽石 老大 - 對 - The diamonds, boss. - Right.
來! 拿著這個 Here. Fix this.
- 對不起 先生 你的雪茄 - 有什麼問題? 小姐 - Please, sir. Your cigar. - You got a problem, Lady?
- 對不起 先生 - 又有什麼事? - Excuse me. - Now what?
- 幹得好! 賀克斯 - 當然 - Okay, nice touch, Hooks. - Yeah!
女士們先生們 謝謝各位搭乘此機 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with us.
祝你在邁阿密過得開心 We hope you enjoy your stay in the Miami area.
現在的氣溫正是宜人的28攝氏度 The temperature is a balmy 82 degrees.
我不知道怎麼回事? 大概卡住了 I don't know what's the matter. It must be stuck.
我去找人來幫忙 I'll get some help.
- 只要一下於就好了! 各位 - 要幫她嗎? - It'll just be a minute or so, folks. - Shall we help her?
- 好吧 - 請讓一下 小姐 - let's do it. - Excuse me, ma'am.
謝謝 Thank you.
謝謝你 先生 Why, thank you, gentlemen.
可以下機了 You may all deplane now.
請注意 183次航班... Attention, please. Passengers on Flight 183...
從邁阿密到卡拉卡斯的乘客 continuing from Miami to Caracas...
因為小故障航班晚點 there will be a slight delay due to a small malfunction.
我們把鑽石送過去之後 在城裡待一晚... After we deliver the diamonds, a night on the town. Your treat.
離那老頭子遠一點! 他是衰鬼 保持距離 Stay the hell away from that old man. He's bad Luck. Keep your distance.
他是個大衰鬼 好了! 可以輕鬆了 He's a bucket of bad news. All right, now we can relax.
- 沒事吧! 老大 你還好吧? - 沒事 沒事 - You okay, boss? You all right, boss? - Yeah.
- 包! 包! - 我去拿 - The bag. - I'll get it.
- 拿到了 - 我沒事 - I got it. - I'm all right.
- 走吧! 把帶子給我 - 在你那呢 - Give me the damn bag. - You got it.
我們快走 我還要同別人會面 let's get the hell out of here. I got people to meet.
- 這是什麼? - 像白癡大會 - What the hell is this? - looks like a moron convention.
- 那一對番木果真不賴 - 他來了 - That's a nice set of papayas. - There he is.
我已恭讀過你的記錄 I've read of your accomplishments, and I must say that our city...
本市誠致歡迎十年度最佳警官 is proud to welcome the Police Officer of the Decade.
- 你真好 市長先生 - 這是警察局長 大衛莫達 - You're very, very kind, Mr. Mayor. - Our Police Commissioner, Dave Murdock.
他是這些員警大會主席 He's in charge ofthe Police Chiefs Convention.
- 很榮幸見到你 大衛 - 我很榮幸見到你 拉薩德校長 - Very, very pleased to meet you, Dave. - Pleasure's all mine, Comdt. Lassard.
湯普森市長 Mayor Thompson, I'd like you to meet...
這位是拉薩德校長的警政總監亨利哈斯特 Comdt. Lassard's Police Commissioner, Henry Hurst.
你好 How do you do?
這些人 大衛 都是我最優秀的下屬 And these, Dave, are my finest.
歡迎各位長官 Good to have you here, officers.
站住! 停 Stop! Halt!
- 你好 尼克 - 你好 艾裡克叔叔 - Good to see you, Nick. - Hi, Uncle Eric.
那是我經常說到的侄子尼克 我很為他感到驕傲 That's my nephew, Nick I was talking about. I'm very proud of him.
怎麼回事? 你在做什麼? What's the matter? What are you doing?
- 這是你的錢包 先生 - 謝謝你! 警官 - Here's your wallet, sir. - Thank you, Officer.
不客氣 You're very welcome.
你好 艾裡克叔叔 Good to see you, Uncle Eric.
我一直在期待看見你 I've looked forward to this so much.
尼克 他們都是我最優秀的下屬 我最好的朋友 Nick, I want you to meet my finest, my best friends.
對不起 比爾 Excuse me. Bill?
校長 這是我太大 愛玲 Comdt. Lassard, this is my wife, Eileen...
我們歡迎委員會的主席 the chairwoman of our welcoming committee.
- 非常榮幸見到你 - 你好 - Very pleased to meet you. - How do you do?
我們所有人都接到了 除了哈裡斯隊長 We've greeted everyone except Capt. Harris.
- 我們到處找不到他人 - 他馬上會來的 - We can't find him anywhere. - He'll be along shortly.
他搭私人飛機過來 He's traveling by private plane.
是不是很好玩 長官? Isn't this fun, sir?
他們看起來很羡慕 我們該帶只大象來的 They look impressed, sir.I wish we had an elephant.
喝點什麼嗎? Would you like something?
你的貨 先生 Your merchandise, sir.
- 你拿到鑽石了? - 是的! 先生 照你交待的 - You got the diamonds? - Yes, sir. We did like you told us.
我們拿出鑽石 把垃圾金塊扔掉了 We tore out the stones and threw that gold junk away.
- 好! 好 - 我們從四處的攝像機下面走過來了 - Good. - We hid them in the camera.
這是個禮品包 It's gift-wrapped.
- 這是玩笑嗎? - 先生? - Is this some kind of joke? - Sir?
我沒什麼好說的 被人掉了包了 I got no excuse, sir. Somebody pulled a bag switch on me.
我的船24小時內要離開這個國家 My boat leaves the country in 24 hours.
- 那是你最後期限 - 是的! 先生 - You got till then. - Yes, sir.
- 別再讓我失望了 - 謝謝你! 丹西先生 - Don't disappoint me again. - Thank you, Mr. Dempsey.
媽的 Shit!
那老瘋子拿了我們的袋子 That crazy old man has our bag! All right.
搜查每一家旅館 找出他為止 We search every hotel until we find him.
要是明天之前不找回鑽石 我們就死定了 If we don't get those diamonds back this time tomorrow, we're dead.
- 大衛 這旅行辦得很好 - 謝謝! 局長 - You give a fine tour, David. - Thank you, Commissioner.
莫達克局長 你對今年員警遊行程式 Commissioner Murdock, what have you got planned...
有沒有什麼計畫? as police procedure demonstration this year?
去年 他們把隊長級以上的人全逮捕了 Last year, they arrested everyone above the rank of captain, put us all in jaiL.
很好笑吧 It was all rather fun, really.
先別提這個 要是我說了就製造不出意外驚喜了 Comdt. Lassard, if I told you, it would spoil the surprise.
我帶你們看看娛樂場 let me show you the pool area and the rest of the hotel...
我們主要活動都在那裡舉行 where most our convention nwill take place.
那照片很好 It's a good picture.
我想制服表現出了我最好的一面 I guess the uniform brings out the best in me.
艾裡克 你還好嗎? Uncle Eric, are you all right?
我真的會懷念這一切的 I'm really going to miss all this.
試音 1 2 3 4 試音 你聽得見嗎? Testing, one, two, three, four. Testing, can you hear me?
可以嗎? Is that okay?
這次大會一定很棒! 控制好群眾遊行 This is going to be a great convention. They got crowd control demonstrations...
新裝備 軍事戰技 new equipment, martial arts.
還有 你看 炸彈清除介紹 And, look, a bomb disposal presentation.
- 你們做秀真好 - 是呀! - You guys put on a good show. - Yes, sir, we do.
不過要下午才開始 But it doesn't start untiI this afternoon. So this morning...
所以 早上先帶你到沙灘看另一場美麗的表演 I would like you to see another show on a beautiful stretch of beach.
當然 游泳池也很不錯的 Of course, the pool is nice, too.
失陪一下 可以嗎? Pardon me, won't you?
小姐們請注意 水上有氧課程15分鐘後開始 Attention, ladies, the water aerobics class will begin in 15 minutes.
表演一下 Show us how.
池畔按摩師 Poolside masseur.
我知道了 I see.
- 玩得愉快嗎? - 非常愉快 謝謝!你呢 - Enjoying yourself? - Very much so. Thank you. And you?
我也是 Oh, yeah.
我喜歡陌生人把手放在我身上 I just love it when a strange man puts his hands all over my body.
真的? You do?
- 這正好給我機會做這個 - 不! 等一下 - It gives me a chance to do this. - No, wait.
遊客請注意 水上有氧課程15分鐘後開始 Attention, guests, the water aerobics classwill begin in 15 minutes.
- 我想我應該 - 不過 很好玩 - So I guess I deserved that. - But it was fun.
高塔 Hightower, okay, here we go. Come on.
- 我到遠點去接 好嗎? - 好! 開始 - I'll go out for a long one, okay? - Okay, here we go.
好 傳過來 Okay, come on.
快 好! 開始了 Here we go, come on.
我接一個! 來呀 I'll buy one. Okay, here we go! Come on!
怎麼了? 沒手嗎? 好呀 What's the matter, no arm? Okay!
安德魯 甜心 Andrew, honey!
過來 拿你的防曬油 Come on. Come get your sun block.
救命! Help!
鯊魚! Shark!
尼基! 馬上離開這游泳區 小子 Desist and leave the swimming area now, mister.
那傢伙在於什麼? What's that guy doing?
快走! 快走! 快走 Move it.
馬上! Now!
打得好! 房子 Way to go, House!
做好日光浴的秘密就是控制得宜 The secret to a great tan is control.
首先 我使用這4號日照油可照出一旁金黃膚色 First, I use this Number 4 tanning lotionto give myself a nice golden brown.
然後用防曬油隔離陽光刺激 以免皮膚受傷 Then I use a complete sun block to keep those dangerous rays off my skin.
丟過來 給我 Throw it here, to me.
- 有個呆瓜擋住了我的陽光 - 哈裡斯隊長 我不知道你在這 - Some dickhead is standing in my sun. - Captain Harris, I didn't see you there.
我想你還不認識我 我是 I don't think we've been introduced
我不管你是誰? 屁眼 只要你別擋住我的陽光 I don't care who you are, but twipe.Just get out of my sun.
- 屁眼? - 混蛋! 呆子 - Buttwipe? - Scram, sleazeball!
好吧! 很好 Okay. Fine.
屁眼? 很長時間沒聽到了 Buttwipe? Haven't heard that in a while.
- 太棒了! 長官 - 普卡特 - That was great, sir. - Proctor.
-什麼事? 長官 - 現在是你擋住我陽光了 - Yes, sir. - Now you're in my sun.
防曬油借一下 凱特 let me have your sun block, Kate.
他要去哪兒? Where's he going?
你腳是這麼踏的嗎? Is this how your feet fit in these things?
我沒玩過這個 這可是我第一次 I've never done this before. This is my first time!
所以 我沒揮手前 別亂動好嗎 So, don't do anything until I wave my hand, okay?
- 隨便 - 你聽到了嗎? - Whatever. - You got that?
停 Stop!
對不起 Excuse me!
沒關係 Never mind!
謝謝 我也想那樣 Thanks. I meant to do that, too.
謝謝! 謝謝 Thanks. Thank you.
- 很棒吧 - 我的天 - Pretty good? - Oh, my God!
你好 王八 Hello, dork.
怎麼了? 王八 What's happening, dork?
看看這個傢伙 Check that guy out.
麗沙 你做得很棒! 絕無疑問 You do good work, lisa. No question about it.
市長先生 對不起 我不是存心侮辱你這城市 Mr. Mayor, excuse me, sir.I don't mean to insult your city...
但這沙灘上的人都非常無禮 but the people on this beach are very rude and hostile.
那我真是抱歉 王八隊長 I'm sorry to hear that, Capt. Dork.
他是個高個 大概這麼高 有著白髮 提個高爾夫球袋 He's an old guy about this tall, with white hair, always carries a golf bag.
- 你見過他嗎? - 他也不在這旅館 - You haven't seen him? - He ain't at this hotel either.
我們死定了 死定了 We are dead men. Three dead men, that's who we are.
- 你們他媽的上哪去了? - 我們在找你們 - Where the hell have you guys been? - We was at the track.
- 丹尼先生找不到我們 - 他很不安 你知道嗎? - Mr. Dempsey couldn't find us. - He was very upset, you know.
- 你們要吃甜甜圈嗎? - 我們一定能找到那老傢伙 - Any of you guys want a doughnut? - We got to find this old guy!
馬上就天黑了 It's going to be dark soon.
可以給我們兩杯番茄汁嗎? Can we geta couple of those potato coladas?
什麼? What?
我要一個粉紅 不 綠色的傘 Could I get a pink....No, make it a green umbrella.
喝呀! 長官 喝幹 Drink up, sir. Bottoms up.
- 能給我一份蝗蟲嗎? - 你好 - May I have a grasshopper, please? - Hi, how are you?
勢利 What a snob.
勢利? 看看你自己的德性 呆瓜 Snob? Take a look at yourself, you first - class schmuck.
零錢 給我些零錢 Change. Give me some change.
- 天蠍座 對吧? - 不是 - Scorpio, right? - No.
長官 我可以要根雪茄嗎? Sir, can I get a cigar?
-天秤座? - 不是 - libra? - No.
- 你很漂亮 - 謝謝 - You're a very pretty Lady. - Thanks.
膚色也很健美 That's a nice suntan.
我今天也曬了些日光浴 I got a little suntan today, too.
很好 That's nice.
也許你待會兒會想到我房間去塗一些乳液 Maybe you'd like to come up to my room Later and put a little lotion on it.
不要嗎? 看你這可愛的雀斑 你叫什麼名字? 小女孩 No? look at these cute freckles. What is your name, little girl?
你在於什麼? 吹我耳朵? What are you doing, blowing in my ear?
- 不 長官 我 - 快滾 - No, sir - Scram!
我的名字是泰第斯.哈裡斯 你也許聽說過 My name is Thaddeus Harris. May be you've heard of me.
沒聽過 Not really.
快滅火 Put it out!
不要 Don't.
我想 上我房間去是沒問題的了 I guess coming up to my room is out of the question.
女人 不可理瑜 Women. Go figure.
我不會告訴任何人 I won't tell anyone.
是假炸彈恐嚇 搶劫? 我感到越來越興奮 Is it a mock bomb threat? A robbery? Am I getting warm?
艾裡克 我不告訴你有關員警演習的事 Eric, I'm not telling you anything about the police procedure demonstration.
- 你只要等著看就好了 - 好吧! - You're just going to have to wait and see. - Oh, Well....
你一定會有個好演習 大衛 謝謝你告訴我 You have a fine operation, David. Thank you for showing it to me.
我的榮幸 對不起讓我們都遲到了 My pleasure, Eric. I'm just sorry that I made us run Late.
好! 好 All right.
我們要找遍所有的旅館的房間 Between us, we've covered every hotel on hotel row.
你們 你們從南灘開始 You guys. I want you guys to start South Beach.
我們沒在這裡見到他 我們從北邊開始 We don't see him here, we'll start Northside...
向你們這裡來 明白嗎? and work our way to you. You got it?
明白就走吧 You got it? Okay, get out of here.
你用油炸醬噴我 白癡 You squirted me with your doughnut, moron!
- 你真令人想吐 你這只豬 - 老大 我抱歉 - You are disgusting. You are such a pig! - Boss, I'm sorry.
你們這些人都是豬 You guys are such pigs.
我們最好快進去! 老大 We better go right on in.
是他 That's him!
快 等什麼? Come on, get out of here! What're you waiting for?
對不起 白癡 Excuse us, Gunga Din.
- 白癡 - 老大在哪裡? - Yeah, Gunga. - Where's the boss?
- 他在那 老大 - 看到了嗎? - He's right there, boss. - He's right over there, boss.
我們抓了他馬上出來 儘量小聲 不得已時用武力 明白嗎? We grab him. We get out. Quiet if we can, rough if we have to. You got it?
- 明白 老大 - 我抓那個大塊頭的 Got it, boss. I'll take the big guy.
- 都是大塊頭 - 那個白髮的 - Both are big guys. - I'll take the guy with white hair.
都是白髮 Both got white hair.
- 我抓左邊的 - 你的左邊 - I'll take the left. - Your left
- 閉嘴 - 老大 - Would you shut up? - All right, boss.
- 明白了? - 明白 老大 - You got it? - Got it boss.
進來吧! 來登記吧 Come on in and register.
對不起 走錯了 Sorry, wrong room.
祝各位好運 Best of Luck.
藍卡是午餐會通行證 The blue card is your Lunch pass.
- 老大 他是員警 - 我們死定了 老大 - Boss, he's a cop! - We're dead men, boss.
- 老闆 - 別吵 我必須想想 - Boss! - Shut up. I got a think.
你們兩個去洗洗好嗎? 真厭惡 Would you two guys clean yourselves up? You're disgusting!
他是員警 He's a cop.
讓我們的魚兒出去曬曬太陽 Come on, Birdie. let's get our little fish a little sunshine.
我的小魚兒呢? Where's my little fish?
鳥兒! 你在哪? Birdie, where are you?
他們怎麼可以這樣? They shouldn't have.
太棒了 Splendid!
出來! Come on out.
飯店洗衣服務 先生 Hotel Laundry service, sir.
有沒有東西清洗的? You got anything you want dry cleaned or Laundered?
- 今天沒有 謝謝 - 太好了 先生 - Nothing today, thank you. - Very good, sir.
這禮物可真大有可為 This present has real possibilities.
你在這兒 你這頑皮的小魚 There you are, you naughty, naughty fish.
我想讓他幫我弄點藍的 I was thinking of having him put a little more blue in it....
來吧 Come on.
小菜一碟 老闆 A piece of cake, boss.
什麼? What?
看看裡面有什麼 What have we got here?
攝影機在哪裡? Where is the camera?
班比穿了這套可愛的偽裝高射炮背心後 And Bambi's not going to take any flak...
就不需再拿什麼高射炮了 when she wears this lovely camouflage flak vest.
你想試穿嗎? 先生 Would you care to try it on, sir?
手拷! 萊尼 你看 小心 Handcuffs. Laverne, look, restraints.
對不起! 小姐 抱歉! 小姐 Excuse me, miss. Pardon me, miss?
對不起! Excuse me.
- 抱歉! - 逃兵 - Pardon me - Hooks.
你試試這個不更好嗎? Why don't you try this?
這個會更有效 This works even better!
閃開 Out of my way.
你什麼時候看到他走的? So when you see him, go....
你知道我意思嗎? 好 You know what I mean? Okay.
就這個人 明白嗎? This is the guy, all right?
謝謝 Thank you.
嘿! 王八 Hey, dork.
別錯過了最新的員警配件 Don't miss the Latest in police holds and grips.
分別在五個場地展出 They will be demonstrated on five different mats.
在現場有專家示範 We have experts demonstrating techniques in...
柔道 空手道 跆拳道 judo, aikido, Taekwon Do,hapkido, and karate.
- 嘿 卡拉漢 - 尼克! - Hey, Callahan. - Nick.
好厲害! Excellent technique.
- 那是凱特嗎? - 對 - Is that Kate? - Yeah.
- 你不曉得她會這些? - 我根本不知道她是個員警 - You didn't know she could do that? - Didn't even know she was a cop.
他在哪? Where is he?
- 把帶子割掉! - 我正努力 - Cut the strap! - I'm trying.
不要 Don't!
- 快 把相機搶過來! - 好! 好 - Come on, just get the camera. - Okay.
- 又讓他跑了 - 翻過圍柵 - Missed him again. - Go round the wall.
下一位自願者 要和我一起示範球口 With our next volunteer, we will demonstrate the chokehold.
我們全力將他掃倒 We take him down with a sweep down.
要是他還抵抗 If he becomes aggressive...
我們抓住他的手 轉過來 we take his arm, turn him around...
頂著腹部丟出去 into the stomach throw.
下一位! Next?
我接受你的挑戰 I accept your challenge.
好的 Okay.
看看你的本領 鐘斯 let's see what you got, Jonesey.
好 你先上 All right, you're on.
很好 Very good.
謝謝 Thank you.
下一位! Next.
鐘斯 看 是刀子 Jones, look at that. It's a knife.
- 看我的 - 她是說刀子嗎? - Watch this! - Did she say knife?
兄弟! 讓我拉你起來 來! Brother, let me help you up.
對初學者來說很不錯了 Not bad for a beginner.
漂亮的動作! 下一位 What a good sport. Next.
是我嗎? 小姐 That's it for me, Lady.
快! 別害怕 Come on, don't be afraid.
- 借過! 借過! - 他是自告奮勇的 - Make way. - Here's a volunteer.
局長! 這大會太棒了 Commissioner, fabulous convention.
- 太棒了! 長官 - 沒錯 - Fabulous, sir. - Good.
這大會真棒 This is a great convention.
下一位! 我需要一位元自告奮勇人 Next. I need a volunteer.
謝謝 Thanks.
翻個筋斗 Upsy - daisy.
沒事 沒事 我很好 That's okay, I'm all right.
- 謝謝! - 下一位 - Thank you. - Next.
一個有權威性的聲音對群眾運動的控制是很重要的 An authoritative voice is very important in crowd control.
現在讓我們找些人出來表演表演 Now, let's see how some of you people do in this situation.
警官! 請出來 Officer, out here with me.
群眾正衝破警方防線 The crowd has just broken through your police line.
叫他們回去 Move them back.
不! 不! 我們不走 Hell, no! We won't go!
- 怎麼了? 你以為我會傷害你? - 對! - What's the matter. You think I'll hurt you? - Yeah.
記得我教你的動作 好嗎? Just remember what I taught you, okay?
- 溫和點 - 好! - Be gentle. - Okay.
我想我大概做錯了 I guess I did that wrong.
我不知道! 這技巧有它的好處 I don't know. This technique has its merits.
- 那 我們可再試一次嗎? - 熟能生巧 - Shall we try it again? - Practice makes perfect.
警官! 該你了 請出列 Officer, your turn. Out here with me.
不 不 我們不走 Hell, no! We won't go!
對不起! 我們必需保持 Excuse me. We need to keep it....
請幫幫忙 退後一點好嗎? It would really help us a lotif you'll just back up.
退後! 混蛋 Back off, you turkeys!
我是警官 我說話 你們就得聽 I'm a police officer, and when I talk, you listen!
現在趕緊給我他媽的退後 免得我發火 Now, get your butts the hell back there before I really get mad!
不准回嘴 And no back talk!
- 我們得跳下去? 那是他嗎? - 對! 是他! - We jump out of this. That's him? - Yeah. Go out on the limb.
抓住他 let's get him.
- 他去哪裡了? - 我們怎麼沒碰到地? - Where'd he go? - How come we haven't hit the ground yet?
這是物理現象 Physics.
- 具有活力呀 - 槍法很准 警官 - Way to zing there, Officer. - Very, very nice shooting, Officer.
好槍法! 好槍法 Excellent shooting! Excellent!
警官 你得把槍分給別人一些 Officer, you need to share those weapons with the other officers.
不! 我全要 No. I need these.
我來跟他談 let me talk to him.
我們回家後 我會幫你弄一些 I'll get you some of your very ownjust as soon as we get home.
- 你保證? - 絕對保證 - You promise? - Cross my heart.
- 好! - 太好了 - Okay. - Good.
- 謝謝 - 謝謝 - Thank you very much. - Thank you.
尤金! 這一隻也一樣 Eugene, this one, too.
我們走吧 let's go.
- 謝謝 我們走吧 - 打擾了 Thank you. let's go, guys. Excuse me.
我想訪問一下兩位 May I have an interview, please?
3 2 1 哈羅! 你是? On three, two, one, guys. Hello, and you are?
市府警局沙提斯哈裡斯隊長 Capt. Thaddeus Harrisof the Metropolitan Police Department.
只是一個隊長而已? 停 走吧 Only a captain? Cut. Out of here.
- 他不是大人物 - 看來像侍者 - He's a nobody. - He looks like a waiter.
- 長官 - 別說話 - Sir - Not a word, Proctor.
好 All right. Okay.
我們的24小時快用完了 Our 24 hours are almost gone.
我們現在必須奪回那攝影機 We got to get that camera back now!
為什麼要用五個壯漢去奪一個老頭子的攝影機? Why do we need five guys to take a camera from one old man?
- 相信我 沒那麼容易 - 對 - Believe me, it ain't that easy. - Yeah.
好 各位 我們來試試這一招 Boys, I want you to try this one on for size.
我們假定我們經過那老頭子旁旁 let's just say we happen to be passing by...
而他正好昏過去 and the poor old guy happens to faint.
老鼠和小唐剛好扶住他讓他臥下 Mouse, Sugar, they happen to catch him.They set him down on the ground.
把他的衣領解開 Maybe they open his collar.
也許可以利用時間把攝影機拿走 Maybe they slip that nasty camera off his neck.
- 你的計畫真棒 老大 - 真好 - That is a great plan, boss. - Very good.
如果那老頭子昏倒了 If the old man faints.
他會昏倒的 He'll faint.
胡裡歐可以保證 來 胡裡歐 給他們看一下 Julio will make sure of that.Go on, Julio, show them.
我們給他一針 讓他今晚好睡 We'll give him a shot, make him go night-night.
- 這計畫不錯 老大 - 很棒 - That's a pretty good plan, boss. - That's great.
- 好 我們走吧 - 走 - Come on, let's get out of here. - All right.
快,小唐 Come on, Sugar.
我們只有十分鐘 We only have about 10 more minutes of this.
- 拉薩德 恭喜你 - 謝謝你 - Lassard, congratulations! - Thank you so much.
讓我來 好了 let me just.... Here you go.
局長 你向拉薩德校長道賀 Commissioner, could I get a picture...
我來拍照好嗎 of you congratulating Comdt. Lassard?
- 當然可以 - 謝謝 - Of course, certainly. Yes. - Thank you.
有機會照個相了 Photo opportunity.
留在這裡 Stay.
謝謝 Thank you.
校長 我要向你道賀 Commandant, I just want to say hello and congratulations.
我們下次會成功的 老大 交給我們辦就好 We'll get him next time, boss. We'll see to it. We'll get it.
又不是我的錯 It wasn't our fault.
對不起 Excuse me.
請你把我的攝影機給我 Would you just give me my damn camera?
- 我的攝影機? - 把我攝影機還我 - My camera? - Give me my damn camera!
- 那是什麼? - 鑽石 鑽石 - What are those? - Diamonds!
- 你把我的攝影機弄壞了 - 鑽石 - You broke my camera. - Diamonds!
好 好 All right! All right!
都不要動 否則這老頭子會作古 Nobody move, or the old man is history.
- 老大 - 什麼? 什麼? - Boss. - What?
好 手舉高 所有人的手都舉高 All right. I want to see hands in the air. Everybody's hands up.
快 舉起來 Now. Hands up!
扶他起來 我要看到每一個人 Pick him up.I want everybody where I can see them.
- 拿鑽石 快拿 - 我明白了 - Get the diamonds. - I see.
是員警演習 The police procedure demonstration.
綁架 具有創意 A kidnapping. How original.
- 我真感到榮幸 - 別吵 老頭 - I am honored. - Shut up, old man.
是 真抱歉 Yes, of course. I'm sorry.
我們現在進電梯 Now, we make for the elevator.
任何人別想亂來 不然洋旁都會是彈坑 Anybody gets stupid, he gets filled full of holes.
員警 別動 Police, freeze!
到上面掩護我 快過去 Cover me up top! let's go!
快過來 把人質放掉 All right, release your hostage...
武器放在地上 手慢慢地舉高 put your weapons on the ground, and slowly put your hands in the air!
說的好 那是我的侄子 Well said! That's my nephew.
- 別吵 老頭子 - 好了 先生 手舉高 - Shut up, old man. - Okay, mister, hands up!
你好 Hi.
你們都別想開槍 只要我手中有這老爺在 Nobody's gonna shoot.Not while I got grandpa here.
- 現在 - 太晚了 - Now! - Too Late!
老鼠 小唐 進電梯 Mouse, Sugar, get in the elevator!
- 都別動 - 他在嚇人的 是不是? - Nobody move! - No, no. He's bluffing, right?
很聰明 他只是在嚇人 Smart boy. He was bluffing.
他只是在嚇人 老大 He was bluffing, boss.
好 哪一層? 哪一層? All right! What floor?
怎麼了? 你不喜歡這一層嗎? What's the matter? You got a problem with this floor?
我不想干預 但局長他們在樓下 I don't mean to interfere, but the commissioners are all downstairs.
要是我 我會到閣樓去 那裡易守難攻 I would use the penthouse.It's very defensible.
我也歡迎各位用我的套房 讓我來好了 You're all welcome to use my suite.Allow me.
怎麼了? What?
到了 Here we are.
我準備好了 All right, I'm ready.
快拿藍圖來 時間不多了 Snap it up with those blueprints.We don't have all day.
- 拿來了 長官 - 謝謝 - Here you are, sir. - Thank you.
塔貝利 你不要一直弄那個好嗎 Tackleberry, would you please stop doing that?
對不起 長官 Sorry, sir.
好 好 All right.
現在 他們一定會答應我們一切要求 Now, they're gonna give us anything we want.
所以我們只要想辦法以最快的速度到丹西的船上 So all we got to do is figure outthe fastest way to get to Dempsey's boat.
- 我口渴了 老大 - 你這裡有沒有酒? - I'm thirsty, boss. - You got any booze around here?
- 當然 酒吧內應有盡有 - 謝謝 - Certainly. The bar's very well-stocked. - Thanks.
冰箱裡大概還有霜淇淋 There might still besome ice cream left in the freezer.
謝謝 你真會待客 Thanks. You're really a good host.
你真客氣 You're very welcome.
拜託好嗎? Do you mind?
我們是要計畫逃離這裡呀 Some of us are trying to plan our escape here.
對不起 老大 Sorry, boss.
我們需要在港口弄到船 We are definitely gonna needa boat at the harbor.
然後我們要在旅館後門進入 And we're definitely gonna needa fast car at the hotel back entrance.
怎麼了? What?
我們可以很容易到達屋頂 只有呆子不會想到要直升機 With the roof so accessible,you'd be a fool not to ask for a helicopter.
直升機? 真傻 Helicopter? What a stupid idea!
不 他說的對 No. He's right.
在車上會被他們追擊 直升機是個好主意 We'd be a sitting duck in that car.The chopper is a great idea.
- 好 我們坐直升機到港口 - 然後呢? - We take the chopper to the harbor - And?
然後 然後我們上船 Then we switch to the boat!
怎麼? 你不喜歡船是嗎? What? You don't like the boat?
- 怎麼? - 怎麼? - What? - What?
我必須去下洗手間 I have to go to the little boys' room.
不 這是綁架呀 這不是幼稚園 No, this is a kidnapping!It's not a kindergarten!
老大 直升機是他想到的 Boss, he did think of the helicopter.
對 老大 行行好吧 Yeah. Come on, boss.
好 好 All right, fine.
但要快點 我們還要打電話 But make it quick.Got a phone call to make here.
好 好 All right.
我們現在只能等他們的要求了 All we can do nowis wait untiI we hear their demands.
你大概對 現在只能等了 I'm afraid you're right.All we can do now is wait.
那個人把哈裡斯叫醒好嗎? Would someone please wake Harris up?
他在思考 He's thinking.
好 來 開口 張大一點 Here we go, come on. Open up. Big aah.
請你不要弄那個好嗎? Would you please stop doing that?
對不起 長官 Sorry, sir.
內部電話 長官 Incoming call for you, sir.
- 哈羅 - 好 聽著 注意聽 - Hello. - All right. listen up.
我要一架帶駕駛員的直升機到樓頂 I want a helicopter with piloton the roof of this hotel.
然後呢? And?
我再要一隻快艇在港口等我 And I want a fast boatwaiting for me in the harbor.
如果一切順利 我看不到有員警 If all goes Well, I see no cops...
只要我們到達國際水域後 我就會把老頭子留在西鑰匙島 I hand the old man back to youat the 12 - mile mark off Key West...
12裡的標線附近 as soon as we're safein internationaI waters.
我們要求證拉薩德是否還活著 We want some proofthat Lassard is still alive.
你的朋友找你講話 Your buddies want to talk to you.
- 哈羅 - 拉薩德校長嗎? - Hello? - Comdt. Lassard?
哈斯特局長 你能打電話來真好 Commissioner Hurst,how nice of you to call.
我真的希望你能盡一切力量救我 I do hope that you do your best to rescue me.
這樣會更為刺激 It'll only make the whole thing all the more exciting.
別擔心 艾裡克叔叔 我們會救你出來的 Don't worry, Uncle Eric,we'll get you out of this.
他還活著 至於能活多久就要看你們如何做了 All right. He's alive.How long, depends on you.
我想拉薩德是在告訴我們 I think, in his own way,Lassard is telling us...
他寧願犧牲也不願讓那些人逃走 that he'd rather risk his own life than let those animaIs get away.
真是個勇敢的人 Brave man.
長官 我知道這是你的權力 Sir. I realize that this is your jurisdiction...
但如果需要有救援人員 我們自願去 but if there's going to be a rescue attempt,we'd like to volunteer.
莫拉局長 我極為贊同 Commissioner Murdock,I couldn't agree more.
我認為救援人員一定要很熟悉拉薩德校長 I think it is vitaI that the rescue team know Comdt. Lassard intimately.
我可以為這些警官的能力作擔保 I can vouch for the skillof these police officers.
畢竟是我親自訓練他們的 After all, I trained them myself.
他一定是吃錯藥了 It must be the drugs.
好 這一層是拉薩德被劫持的地方 This is the floor where Lassard is being held hostage.
- 哈裡斯隊長 - 什麼事? - Capt. Harris? - Yes?
好 各位 這就是我要你們做的 All right, gentlemen.This is what I want you to do.
你們必須完全照我的話做 And you will do itexactly as I tell you to do it.
你現在是在收聽的是KWURST電臺 You've tuned to Larvell Joneson the KWURST Radio.
我是"愛情博士" 來吧 寶貝 And, now, the love Doctor.I want you to come here, baby.
你和我 享受吧 You and me, yeah. All the way.
來吧! 寶貝 因為我需要你 Come on down. let's get down, baby,because I need you. I love you.
今天播音結束 That concludes our broadcast day.
為什麼我必須走樓梯上來? How come I got the part with the steps?
我給你路走了 I offered you the vent.
不必了 No.
走 let's go.
漂亮 凱特 看招 Nice, Kate. Watch this.
"請勿打擾"
女人總是忙不完 A woman's work is never done.
快來 Come on.
你順利進來了 That went off without a hitch.
人都到哪裡去了? Where is everybody?
我不明白 I don't get it.
直升機來了 The chopper's here already.
一個小時之內不可能到的 It wasn't supposed to be here for an hour.
- 一定有人改變主意了 - 對 是哈裡斯 - Someone must have changed the plans. - Yeah, Harris.
你的計畫真棒 長官 Your plan was brilliant, sir!
謝謝你 普卡持 Thank you, Proctor.
我給那些沒能力的人牽制計畫 By giving those incompetents the diversionary part of this mission...
我把真正的救援計畫交給有經驗的警官 I've left the real rescueto the experienced officers...
也就是 我 namely, moi.
我會救出拉薩德 然後升職 拿勳章 I will rescue Lassard,and I'll get a promotion and a medal.
- 別動 - 別動 - Freeze! - Freeze!
- 我們是員警 你們已被包圍 - 幹的好 哈裡斯 - We've got you covered. This is the police. - Well done, Harris!
這是我的榮幸 長官 每個人都把槍丟下 It was my pleasure, sir.Now, everyone, drop your guns!
- 快 下去拿槍 - 是 長官 - Proctor, get down there and pick them up. - Yes, sir.
不 不 普卡特 梯子 用梯子 No, Proctor, no. Use the Ladder.The Ladder!
好 好 來 人給我 All right! Come on, give it to me.
對 手舉起來 否則你死定了 That's right. Hands up,or you've got one dead dork.
高潮起伏 今年他們全部出動了是不是? Nice twist. They're really going all outthis year, aren't they?
帶他們上直升機 我要到船那裡去 Get these guys to the chopper.All right, I'm going to my boat.
在我們和我的人會合之前 我如果看到一架飛機 Tell your people,I see one plane, one chopper, one boat...
直升機或一隻船 這些人就會成為沙魚餌了 明白嗎? before we reach our rendezvous,these guys are shark bait. You got it?
- 哈裡斯呢? - 也被綁架了 - Where's Harris? - They kidnapped him, too.
現在我們按照我們的方法行事 From now on, we do it our way.
我們需要更多情報 We'll need some more information.
我什麼都不知道 I don't know nothing.
原來如此 我告訴你 兄弟 I see. I'll tell you, partner...
別對我說 你對他說 don't tell me. Tell him.
老大叫我們在這裡等 他去看直升機來了沒有 The boss said to wait here while he checked on the chopper.
後來你們就出現了 我只知道這些 Then you guys showed up,and that's all I know!
我發誓 我發誓 I swear, I swear it.
我去告訴其他人 I'll tell the others.
- 我是不是要把你丟在那? - 不 - Can I drop you somewhere? - No!
- 我下去了 - 好 老大 - I'm going down now. - Okay, boss.
你要專心 手不要離開方向盤 You concentrate.Keep your hands on the wheel.
是 老大 All right, boss.
好 下去了 All right. I'm coming down.
於是我的第一份工作就此結束 That ended my first career.
然後 我12歲時 Then, when I was 12 years old...
我在AP找到了一份做服務員的工作 I got a job as a boxboy at the A&P.
那是非常 非常棒的一段時光 That was a very, very exciting time for me.
我有很多 很多有趣的經歷 I had many, many interesting experiences.
有一天 我在整理瓶裝青菜時 One day, as I wasstacking canned vegetables...
我想那是沒用的東西 不 是乳油玉米 I think it was petit pois. No, creamed corn...
或是豆煮玉米 or was it, maybe, succotash?
我不記得了 I can't quite remember.
對不起 有沒有可能 Excuse me. Is there any possibility...
我自己做我自己的人質? that I could be held hostage by myself?
我想到外面 我不怕吹風 Outside would be fine.I don't mind the breeze.
怎麼了? 你不喜歡這裡嗎? What's the matter?You're not enjoying yourself here?
你不必擔心你的頭痛了 過一會就沒這痛苦了 Don't you worry your pretty little head.You'll be out of misery in no time.
等一下 你這是什麼意思? Wait a minute. What do you mean?
我老闆的船在等我 My boss' boat is waiting for me.
我和他會合後 就會把這只寶貝弄沉 As soon as we meet up with him,I'm gonna sink this baby...
讓你一起沉下去 with you in it.
你逃不掉的 你這下流王八 You'll never get away with this,you two - bit, fiIthy scum!
- 他叫我什麼? - 王八 - What did he call me? - Scum.
也許你現在就想走 老鼠 Perhaps you'd like to leave now. Mouse.
我說的那"王八"只是 About that "fiIthy scum " comment...
住嘴 沙魚餌 Shut up, shark bait.
- 沙魚餌? - 住嘴 - Shark bait? - Shut up.
真是個好策略 What strategy.
你確定我們沒在76年的多倫多會議上見過面嗎? Are you quite sure we didn't meetat the Toronto Convention in '76?
你真是個老瘋於 You are one nutty old man.
小唐 如何了? Sug', how's it going?
我們快到了 老大 We're getting pretty close, boss.
老大 丹西先生定會為你感到驕傲的 Boss, Mr. Dempsey should beplenty proud of you.
你把鑽石拿回來了 你辦到了 You got the diamonds back. You did it.
是呀! Yeah.
我辦到了 I did it.
- 丟繩子 - 知道了 - Throw the line. - Got it.
丹西先生 你的貨 先生 Mr. Dempsey, your merchandise, sir.
你很不錯 東尼 You're a good man, Tony.
先把事辦完 然後鑽石拿來 之後我們就離開 Finish your business first. Then bringthe diamonds and let's get out of here.
丹西先生 Mr. Dempsey...
我不在乎那個王八 但是那個老頭子 the dork, I don't mind, but the old man....
不要留下證人 No witnesses.
- 不要再讓我失望 - 是 - Don't disappoint me again. - Yes, sir.
他媽的 Shit.
對不起! 他不願意 Sorry, Mouse, he wouldn't go for it.
對不起 我能說句話嗎? Excuse me. Could I say something?
當然 Sure.
不要殺我 Don't kill me.
我不會告發你們 都不會說 你可以信任我的 I won't tell on your gang.I won't say a word. You can trust me.
我告訴你我要如何做 我第二個殺你 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do,I'll shoot you second.
謝了 Thanks.
我要說這真是個很棒的綁架 I just want to say thatthis has been a splendid kidnapping.
謝謝 多謝你 我很感激 Thank you. Thank you very much.I really appreciate that.
我也要真心誠意的說 你是我最傑出的人質 I mean this from the bottom of my heart:You have been one outstanding hostage.
真是榮幸 My pleasure.
我說的是真的 現在我必須殺你了 No, I mean it. Now, I got to kill you.
我能理解 I understand.
並不是要針對你 我是公事公辦 Nothing personal. Just business.
什麼聲音? What the hell is that?
收拾他們 Take care of them.
讓開 混蛋 Out of my way, dirtbag!
好 你和小唐劫持這個怕死鬼 Tony, you and Sugartake the weenie for a hostage.
我劫持這老頭子 走 I got the old man. Come on!
往這裡 過來 快點 This way, come on! Hurry up!
快收拾他 Get him! Take him out!
好 你們誰想拒捕? Now, which one of you guyswas resisting arrest?
- 我不想 - 我也不要 - Not me. - Me, either.
快 塔見利 快來幫忙 Come on, Tackleberry,we need some help!
前進 高塔 Up ahead, Hightower!
穩一點 摩斯 準備跳 Keep it steady! Get ready to jump!
好 Okay, go!
- 你沒事吧? - 沒事 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
你去哪兒了? 怎麼現在才來? Where the hell have you been?What took you so long?
我必須換件衣服 I had to change clothes!
這可笑的衣服你從那拿來的? Where'd you get those funny-looking clothes?
太好了 Wonderful!
所有單位在原位 等侯通知 Dispatch all units. Maintain your positionsuntil told otherwise.
往那裡 穩住 到了 Over that way. Steady. You got it.
投彈 Bombs away!
我來了 Here I come! Geronimo!
- 快一點 - 我已經盡最大可能快了 - Faster! - I'm going as fast as I can!
你麻煩大了 那邊沒有路 You're in trouble now. It's a dead end.
小心,老頭子 look out, old man!
漂亮! Well done!
小心 look out!
爽! All right!
他們以為他們快找到我們了 They probably think they got us!
我們快找到他們了 I think we got them!
沒有出路了 There's no way out.
- 他們覺得沒有出路了 - 小心 他來了 - They think there's no way out! - look out, here he comes.
- 漂亮! - 這不算什麼 - Well done! - It's nothing.
快去抓他們 let's get him!
- 哈裡斯隊長 - 警探 - Capt. Harris. - Sergeant.
在打鬥時我被鎖在這裡 I was locked in here during the fighting.
- 繼續動作 - 是 - Carry on. - Yes, sir!
快 快點 我們把犯人綁起來關進警監 Move it. let's get these felons tied upand into police custody.
普卡特 普卡特在那裡? Proctor! Where is Proctor?
我來了! 長官 I'm coming, sir!
- 我來了 - 普卡特 - Here I come! - Proctor.
是我弄的 對不起 長官 我的錯 I did that. I'm sorry, sir, my fault!
我不痛 It didn't hurt. Didn't hurt.
別在那裡看笑話 拉我上去 Don't just stand there. Get me out of here!
快點 快點 Move it!
小心,鱷魚 look out, gator!
那鱷魚有苦頭吃了 That gator better watch out.
翻 翻 高塔 Roll him over, Hightower!
不! No!
太棒了 All right!
謝謝你 Thank you.
別亂來 老頭子還在我手上 Stay where you are. I still got the old man.
- 艾裡克叔叔 你還好吧? - 太好了 - Uncle Eric, are you all right? - This is awesome!
這是有史以來最棒的演習 It's the best procedure demonstrationin history!
艾裡克叔叔 他們是真匪徒 Uncle Eric, those are real crooks.
那這樣的話 In that case....
我不是針對你 公事公辦 Nothing personal. Just business.
在這些警官抓到麥安基 After capturingthe Ma-Ankh-Ee diamond thieves...
並將之繩之以法之後 and bringing them to justice...
他們將獲頌邁阿密 these officers have been citedfor medals of honor...
城市勳章 by the city of Miami.
另外 一位警官冒著生命危險 In addition, one officer selflessly...
把哈裡斯隊長 and at the risk of his life...
從死亡中救出 saved Captain Harris from certain death.
他就是摩西高塔警員 He is Sgt. Moses Hightower.
先讓他們嘗點甜頭 我們才會笑到最後 let them have their little moment.We know who will have the Last Laugh.
對 我們知道 哈裡斯校長 Yes, we do, Comdt. Harris.
由於他的績效卓著 For his remarkable record...
本局決定晉升高塔幹員 this department is proudto promote Sergeant Hightower...
成為高塔隊長 to it. Hightower!
我想由高塔隊長所救的人的手中 I think it is fitting that it. Hightower...
接下隊長階章是最合適的 receive his bars from the very officerwhose life he saved:
哈裡斯隊長 Capt. Harris.
你這個王八 You dork.
恭喜你 高塔隊長 Congratulations, Lt. Hightower!
我很榮幸能 It has been a great, great pleasure...
擔任本校的校長 serving you as commandantof this Academy.
我會想念各位的 再會 I'll miss you all. FareWell.
祝各位一帆風順 謝謝 Godspeed, and thank you.
沒有什麼比我接下來要說的更讓我高興 Nothing could please me morethan what I am about to say.
州長和我希望艾裡克.拉薩德 The Governor and lwish that Eric Lassard...
繼續擔任本校的校長 continue as commandantof this Academy...
直到他自己認為該退休為止 until such time as he sees fitto retire himself.
噢 不! Oh, no!