所以我走进了核心 SO I WALK INTO THE CORE
杰西坐在那里 AND JESSE'S SITTING THERE,
他咧着嘴傻笑， SMILING HIS BIG, DUMB GRIN,
就像什么都没发生一样。 LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
难以置信! UNBELIEVABLE!
这里的信号太差了 THE SERVICE HERE IS SO WEAK
我在吧台点餐。 I'M ORDERING AT THE BAR.
嘿，最好的朋友？ HEY, BEST FRIEND?
如果你不想听， UM, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN,
你能再给我们拿点鱿鱼吗？ CAN YOU AT LEAST GET US SOME MORE CALAMARI?
确定…… SURE...
你能认出我吗？ CAN YOU SPOT ME?
（音乐在欢快的谈话声中响起） (MUSIC PLAYS OVER LIVELY CHATTER)
马可：你说什么？喂? MARCO: EXCUSE ME? HELLO?
在这附近怎样才能得到服务呢？ WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET SOME SERVICE AROUND HERE?
比那张十美元钞票还多。 MORE THAN THAT TEN DOLLAR BILL.
你觉得这很糟糕吗？ YOU THINK THIS IS BAD?
我在异地恋 I'M DOING THE LONG DISTANCE THING
和一个西班牙人在一起。 WITH THIS GUY IN SPAIN.
服务吗? SERVICE THERE?
令人震惊。 SHOCKING.
你成功的秘诀是什么？ FOR MAKING IT WORK, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
他让我飞到西班牙。 HE FLIES ME TO SPAIN.
(笑) (LAUGHS)
去过卡巴莱之夜吗？ EVER BEEN TO CABARET NIGHT?
不知怎么的，我差不多走了整整一年 SOMEHOW I'VE GONE ALMOST A WHOLE YEAR
没能参加骄傲大学的活动。 WITHOUT MAKING IT TO A PRIDE T.U. EVENT.
什么，变装表演和一般的混乱 WHAT, DRAG SHOWS AND GENERAL MESSINESS
你不喜欢吗？ ISN'T YOUR SCENE?
否。我只是… NO. I JUST...
我想是没人陪我去吧。 HAVEN'T HAD ANYONE TO GO WITH, I GUESS.
直男，黏人的女朋友。 DEVON: AH, THE STRAIGHT, CLINGY GIRLFRIEND.
嘿，（咬牙） HEY, (CLICKS TEETH)
酒保：您想要点什么？ BARTENDER: WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
能给我的桌子再来一轮吗 CAN I GET ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS FOR MY TABLE
,嗯…不管他在喝什么。 AND UH... WHATEVER HE'S HAVING.
哦，嗯，鱿鱼。 OH, UH, CALAMARI.
(惊讶的喘息) (SURPRISED GASP)
我是马可。 I'M MARCO.
德文郡。 DEVON.
听着, LISTEN,
如果你想认识新朋友， IF YOU WANT TO MEET SOME NEW PEOPLE,
你应该明天来。 YOU SHOULD COME TOMORROW.
离开那个女孩。 LEAVE THE GIRL.
也许我会的。 MAYBE I WILL.
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
（街谈巷议，汽车隆隆驶过） (STREET CHATTER, CARS RUMBLE BY)
嘿。 HEY.
涤棉还是纯棉？ POLY BLEND OR COTTON?
这很难， IT'S JUST HARD,
尤其是杰西现在也上了脸书。 ESPECIALLY SINCE JESSE'S ON FACEBOOK NOW, TOO.
小伊，你喜欢哪一个？ EL, WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE?
我可以看到， AND I CAN SEE, LIKE,
他做的每一件小事。 EVERY LITTLE THING HE DOES.
你知道他在找吗 DO YOU KNOW THAT HE'S LOOKING
“随机玩法”？ FOR "RANDOM PLAY"?
艾莉!你更喜欢哪件衬衫？ ELLIE! WHICH SHIRT DO YOU LIKE BETTER?
那一个。 THAT ONE.
你还好吗？ ARE YOU OKAY?
我的时尚顾问佩吉 MY FASHION CONSULTANT, PAIGE,
像往常一样在工作 IS AT WORK, AS USUAL,
我只想穿得好看点 AND I JUST WANNA WEAR SOMETHING GOOD
在夜总会之夜。 AT CABARET NIGHT.
我们要去哪里? WE'RE GOING?
啊!你为什么不告诉我？ UGH! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
我没有衣服穿了！ I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!
艾莉, ELLIE,
听着，我希望… LOOK, I WAS HOPING...
我希望我能去那里， I WAS HOPING I COULD GET OUT THERE,
你知道，我一个人？ YOU KNOW, BY MYSELF?
哦。 OH.
我猜是“埃里克计划” WELL, I GUESS "PROJECT ERIC"
是正式破产了吗？ IS OFFICIALLY A BUST?
也许吧。 MAYBE.
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
我想我可以再试一次。 I COULD GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT, I GUESS.
这一个。 THIS ONE.
69.50美元。现金? $69.50. CASH?
是的。 YUP.
啊,废话。 AH, CRAP.
我以为我拿到了，对不起。 I THOUGHT I HAD IT, I'M SORRY.
这是好的, IT'S OKAY,
你可以还我钱。 YOU CAN PAY ME BACK.
真的吗? REALLY?
不,不不不。我感觉糟透了。 NO, NO-NO-NO. I FEEL TERRIBLE.
不，我感觉很糟糕。 NO, I FEEL TERRIBLE.
我忙着处理我前男友的问题， I WAS SO BUSY WITH MY OLD BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS,
我都没注意到 I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
你想买些新的。 YOU WERE TRYING TO GET SOME NEW ONES.
走了。 GO.
玩得开心。 HAVE FUN.
看起来热。(笑) LOOK HOT. (CHUCKLES)
谢谢你！ THANK YOU.
谢谢。 THANKS.
（汽车呼啸而过，自行车齿轮呼啸而过） (CAR WHIRS BY, BICYCLE GEARS WHIR)
(接近的脚步声) (APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)
你是在远距离跟踪我吗？ ARE YOU STALKING ME FROM A DISTANCE?
严格来说我还是不被允许的 I'M STILL TECHNICALLY NOT ALLOWED
在学校里。 ON SCHOOL PROPERTY.
我在西装口袋里找到了这个。 OH, HEY, I FOUND THIS IN MY SUIT POCKET.
（笑）所以，很有趣。 (CHUCKLES) SO, FUNNY.
我正准备在附近张贴海报呢 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POSTER THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
用“唇彩丢失”的传单。 WITH "LOST LIP GLOSS" FLYERS.
好吧，我是来找你的。 YEAH-YEAH, OKAY, I CAME TO SEE YOU.
我了。 I'M BUSTED.
你爸爸怎么样了？ SO HOW'S YOUR DAD?
不太想要一个成年女儿。 LUKEWARM ABOUT HAVING AN ADULT DAUGHTER.
刚进入戏剧学校， WARMING TO THEATRE SCHOOL,
只要我没有分心 PROVIDED I HAVE NO DISTRACTIONS,
又称为约会。 A.K.A DATING.
嗯… HMM...
你想让我跟他谈谈吗？ WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HIM?
说什么？ AND SAY WHAT?
你女儿的处女作 "YOUR DAUGHTER'S DEBUT
对我来说是非常有利可图的吗？” WAS INCREDIBLY PROFITABLE FOR ME?"
是的，关于那个，嗯… YEAH, ABOUT THAT, UM...
留着钱吧。 KEEP THE MONEY.
什么? !我们说好了的。 WHAT?! WE HAD A DEAL.
那秘密修车呢？ AND WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET CAR REPAIRS?
我只是，我玩得太开心了。 I'M JUST, I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS.
所有的债务都不谈了。 ALL DEBTS ARE OFF THE TABLE.
（汽车发动机的呼啸声） (CAR ENGINE WHIRS)
哇!S先生，车不错。 WOW! MR. S, NICE CAR.
（车门咔哒一声打开） (CAR DOOR CLICKS OPEN)
看起来它从来没出过小车祸。 LOOKS LIKE IT'S NEVER EVER BEEN IN A FENDER BENDER.
桑托斯先生：她跑起来像做梦一样。 MR. SANTOS: SHE RUNS LIKE A DREAM.
杰森，秘诀在于定期保养。 THE SECRET, JASON, IS IN REGULAR MAINTENANCE.
（后备箱打开时钥匙叮当作响） (KEYS JINGLE AS TRUNK CRANKS OPEN)
明天把它带到车库来。 SO BRING IT BY THE GARAGE TOMORROW.
我会换机油，转动轮胎， I'LL CHANGE THE OIL, ROTATE THE TIRES,
准备好迎接春天吧 GET IT ALL READY FOR SPRING -
免费赠送。 ON THE HOUSE.
曼努埃拉，这是个聪明的孩子。 MANUELA, THIS IS A SMART BOY.
（汽车发动机的呼啸声） (CAR ENGINE WHIRS)
（俱乐部传来低沉的音乐声） (MUFFLED MUSIC RESONATES FROM CLUB)
（喧闹的俱乐部音乐在欢快的谈话声中响起） (LOUD CLUB MUSIC PLAYS OVER LIVELY CHATTER)
我对你来说（听不清）。 I'M (UNCLEAR) TO YOU.
哦! OH!
（俱乐部音乐继续）（聊天） (CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES) (CHATTER)
这太棒了。 THIS IS GREAT.
哦，谢谢。 OH, THANK YOU.
马可：好，西班牙男朋友？ MARCO: OKAY, SPANISH BOYFRIEND?
香槟吗? CHAMPAGNE?
你给我的印象不像会去校园酒吧的人。 YOU DO NOT STRIKE ME AS THE CAMPUS PUB TYPE.
嘿, HEY,
为了骄傲大学的筹款会，什么都可以。 ANYTHING FOR A PRIDE T.U. FUNDRAISER.
总得有人支持他们。 SOMEONE'S GOTTA SUPPORT THEM.
我是说，塑料香槟笛？ I MEAN, PLASTIC CHAMPAGNE FLUTES?
来吧。 COME ON.
这轮是我的。我欠多少钱？ THIS ROUND'S MINE. WHAT DO I OWE?
放松，我来搞定。 DEVON: RELAX, I GOT IT.
请把我们的桌子腾空好吗？ CAN WE HAVE OUR TABLE CLEARED OFF, PLEASE?
是的，当然可以。 YEAH, SURE THING.
埃里克?嗨。 ERIC? HI.
你在这里工作？ YOU WORK HERE?
是的，从周一开始。 YA, SINCE MONDAY.
学生贷款很快就消失了。 STUDENT LOANS DISAPPEAR IN A HURRY.
(盘子叮当声) (PLATES CLINK)
来，我来帮你。 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
看,埃里克, LOOK, ERIC,
我很抱歉……最后一次, I'M SORRY FOR... LAST TIME,
艾莉给我们介绍的时候。 WHEN ELLIE SET US UP.
所以…我们应该找个时间叙叙旧。 SO... WE SHOULD CATCH UP SOMETIME.
听起来不错。明天怎么样？ THAT SOUNDS GOOD. WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW?
啊… AH...
听起来不错。发短信给我，好吗？ YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT. TEXT ME, OKAY?
（舞蹈音乐播放） (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
看看那双鞋！ CHECK OUT THOSE SHOES!
这就是对拖拉的承诺。 NOW, THAT IS COMMITMENT TO DRAG.
我打赌你穿五英寸的高跟鞋一定很好看。 I BET YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN FIVE-INCH HEELS.
是啊，我终于可以每次都去了 YEAH, I'D FINALLY BE ALLOWED TO GO ON EVERY RIDE
在游乐园。 AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.
嘿，你想跳舞吗？ HEY, THERE, YOU WANNA DANCE?
哦,我吗? UH, ME?
否， NO,
但是…谢谢。 BUT... THANKS.
不是你喜欢的类型，对吧？ NOT YOUR TYPE, HUH?
(愁眉苦脸) (GRIMACES)
我不喜欢金发帅哥 I GOT A MORATORIUM ON CUTE BLONDE GUYS
从我前任开始。 SINCE MY EX.
两年前， TWO YEARS AGO,
我被这个土耳其人迷住了 I LOST IT OVER THIS TURKISH GUY:
性感、聪明、富有…… HOT, SMART, RICH...
（叹气）我错过了头等舱。 (SIGHS) I MISS FIRST CLASS.
所以,什么, SO, WHAT,
你只和有钱人约会？ YOU ONLY DATE RICH GUYS?
总得有人为这种生活方式买单。 SOMEONE'S GOTTA FOOT THE BILL FOR THIS LIFESTYLE.
说到, SPEAKING OF,
我们明天要去泰瑞德。 WE'RE HITTING TYRADE TOMORROW.
马可：你在开玩笑吧。 MARCO: YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
带游泳池的俱乐部？ THE CLUB WITH THE SWIMMING POOL?
你不需要会员卡才能去那个地方吗？ DON'T YOU NEED A MEMBERSHIP TO GET INTO THAT PLACE?
德文郡:是的。你要来吗？ DEVON: YEAH. SO, YOU COMING?
（手机响时咯咯笑） (CHUCKLES AS CELL PHONE RINGS)
我该走了。 I SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
早期类… EARLY CLASS...
但这一轮我请。 BUT THIS ROUND'S ON ME.
（上课铃响了） (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
埃玛：七所戏剧学校？ EMMA: SEVEN DRAMA SCHOOLS?
现在入学，拿奖学金 GET IN NOW, WIN SCHOLARSHIP,
给爸爸钱，赢游戏。 SHOW DAD FREE MONEY, WIN GAME.
有趣的方法。 INTERESTING APPROACH.
就好像你成熟了 IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'VE MATURED,
什么的。 OR SOMETHING.
我知道了秘密： I'VE LEARNED THE SECRET:
每道菜都要配上一盘松鸡。 SERVE EVERYTHING WITH A SIDE OF JAY.
我在等着笑点。 I'M WAITING FOR THE PUNCHLINE.
我是认真的!他的…… I'M SERIOUS! HE'S...
非常有用的。 VERY USEFUL.
我知道他是个蹩脚的机械师 I KNOW, HE'S A SKEEZY MECHANIC,
只关心自己的人。 WHO ONLY LOOKS OUT FOR HIMSELF.
我想说的是它有它的好处。 ALL I'M SAYING IS IT HAS ITS UPSIDES.
其中之一就是 ONE OF THEM BEING
你一直盯着他看吗？ THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR EYES OFF HIM?
那太荒唐了……除此之外， THAT'S RIDICULOUS... AND BESIDE THE POINT,
和… AND...
那又怎样? SO WHAT?
我会列出所有的原因，“那又怎样，” I'D LIST ALL THE REASONS, "SO WHAT,"
但你没在听我说。 BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.
你什么时候见他？ WHEN ARE YOU SEEING HIM?
放学后, AFTER SCHOOL,
但为了取我爸爸的车， BUT ONLY TO PICK UP MY DAD'S CAR,
诚实的。 HONEST.
嗯哼。 MM-HMM.
再来点吃的。 AND MAYBE SOMETHING TO EAT.
噢!(笑) OW! (CHUCKLES)
艾力克：你知道你的电话号码还在 ERIC: DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR NUMBER STILL COMES UP
dylan micalga ？ AS DYLAN MICALGA?
马可:MICHAELCHUCK。 MARCO: MICHAELCHUCK.
埃里克:噢。 ERIC: AH.
电话还在他名下。 PHONE'S STILL IN HIS NAME.
但我们就像百分之百的失败， BUT WE ARE LIKE A ZILLION PERCENT KAPUT,
有点感谢你 KINDA THANKS TO YOU
还有丘比特太太。 AND MISSUS CUPID.
所以,埃里克, SO, ERIC,
当你不在核心的时候，你会做什么？ WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT THE CORE?
并不多。 NOT MUCH.
看电视，玩数独游戏。 WATCH TV, DABBLE IN SODOKU.
马可:哇! MARCO: WOW!
所有的… ALL THE...
填字游戏的无聊 BORINGNESS OF A CROSSWORD
由于计数的不便。 WITH THE INCONVENIENCE OF COUNTING.
嗯，我喜欢它。 WELL, I LIKE IT.
（爵士乐开始） (JAZZ TUNE BEGINS)
所以… SO...
你喜欢爵士乐吗？ DO YOU LIKE JAZZ?
格里芬：埃里克，那个来自核心的家伙？ GRIFFIN: ERIC, THE GUY FROM THE CORE?
你不是说那家伙很逊吗。 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT GUY WAS LAME.
我给了他第二次机会。 I GAVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE.
太棒了!怎么样？ THAT'S AWESOME! HOW WAS IT?
站不住脚的。 LAME.
(叹息)(笑) (SIGHS) (LAUGHS)
马可：他喜欢爵士乐。 MARCO: HE LIKES JAZZ.
所以呢? SO?
爵士乐可以…义吗? JAZZ CAN BE... RIGHTEOUS?
是的，好吧，（鼓掌） YEAH, WELL, (HANDS CLAP)
我要和戴文在泰拉德见面。 I'M MEETING UP WITH DEVON AT TYRADE.
只要有机会， ANY CHANCE I COULD,
你知道，借点钱？ YOU KNOW, BORROW A BIT OF CASH?
好的，我会记在你账上的， OH, YEAH, I'LL JUST PUT IT ON YOUR TAB,
还有衬衫。 ALONG WITH THE SHIRT.
格里芬：现在，别看我，伙计，我破产了。 GRIFFIN: NAW, DON'T LOOK AT ME, BUD, I'M BROKE.
我们正在学习。 AND WE ARE STUDYING.
你应该找个时间试试。 YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME,
如果你能把它纳入你的派对日程。 IF YOU CAN WORK IT INTO YOUR PARTY SCHEDULE.
你好吗? HI?
你这么咄咄逼人，我能被动一点吗？ CAN I GET A LITTLE PASSIVE WITH YOUR AGGRESSIVE?
我以为你不会介意的。 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OKAY WITH THIS.
德文郡有什么好？ WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT DEVON?
为什么他那么值得你倾家荡产？ WHY IS HE SO WORTH GOING BROKE OVER?
因为我只想找一次乐子。 BECAUSE I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN FOR ONCE.
这有错吗？ IS THAT SO WRONG?
利用你的老朋友 IS USING YOUR OLD FRIENDS,
这样你就能过上好日子了 SO YOU CAN LIVE THE HIGH LIFE
有了你的新衣服， WITH YOUR NEW ONES,
错了吗? WRONG?
嗯…艰难的电话。 HMM... TOUGH CALL.
（播放忧郁的音乐） (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS)
曼尼:哇!杰，今晚你让我看到了一个全新的世界。 MANNY: WOW! JAY, YOU'VE SHOWN ME A WHOLE NEW WORLD TONIGHT.
看，两个人吃饭只要2.99美元。 SEE, TWO CAN DINE FOR $2.99.
现在你要送我回家？ AND NOW YOU'RE WALKING ME TO MY DOOR?
我不禁感到怀疑。 I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL SUSPICIOUS.
啊，美丽又愤世嫉俗。 AHH, BEAUTIFUL AND CYNICAL.
在我的家乡， WHERE I'M FROM,
约会通常结束……用一个吻。 DATES USUALLY END... WITH A KISS.
在你的家乡， WHERE YOU'RE FROM,
约会是在货车后座结束的。 DATES END IN THE BACK OF A VAN.
嗯…讲得好!。 HMM... TOUCHE.
所以, SO,
晚安，各位。 GOOD NIGHT.
正确的。 RIGHT.
晚安，各位。 GOOD NIGHT.
(激情热吻) (PASSIONATE KISSING)
（门砰的一声开了） (DOOR THUDS OPEN)
曼努! MANUELA!
你妈妈和我都很担心 YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE WORRIED
现在我知道为什么了！ AND NOW I CAN SEE WHY!
我想我不该相信这个人。 I GUESS I WAS WRONG TO TRUST THIS ONE.
再见，杰森，别再来了。 GOODBYE, JASON, DON'T COME HERE AGAIN.
等等，爸爸，（结巴） WAIT, DAD, (STAMMERS)
杰和我只是在庆祝。 JAY AND I WERE JUST CELEBRATING.
庆祝吗?庆祝什么? CELEBRATING? CELEBRATING WHAT?
(如今) (STAMMERS)
我们订婚了！ WELL, WE'RE ENGAGED!
马可:德文郡!嘿,伙计们! MARCO: DEVON! HEY, GUYS!
等待了。 WAIT UP.
我还以为你今晚很忙呢。 DEVON: THOUGHT YOU WERE BUSY TONIGHT.
我抛弃了他们。 I DITCHED THEM.
没事的，他和我们在一起。 IT'S OKAY, HE'S WITH US.
五十岁。 FIFTY.
我真的没有50美元。 I SO DON'T HAVE FIFTY DOLLARS.
我想没有机会了 I GUESS THERE'S NO CHANCE
你想回到我的住处 YOU WANNA COME BACK TO MY PLACE,
看dvd吗? WATCH DVDS?
如果你想和大男孩一起玩， IF YOU WANNA PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS,
你需要一大笔钱。 YOU'RE GONNA NEED BIG BUCKS.
我该怎么办，抢银行吗？ WHAT SHOULD I DO, ROB A BANK?
钱是容易的部分，马可。 MONEY'S THE EASY PART, MARCO.
如果你觉得我们会 IF YOU EVER THINK WE'RE GONNA DO
在你家静静的看DVD之夜 QUIET DVD NIGHTS AT YOUR PLACE,
你运气不好。 YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK.
桑托斯先生：为什么这是我们第一次听说你们订婚？ MR. SANTOS: WHY IS THIS THE FIRST WE'VE HEARD OF THIS ENGAGEMENT?
桑托斯夫人：有什么问题吗？ MRS. SANTOS: IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?
一切都很好，妈妈。 EVERYTHING'S FINE, MOM.
没有必要仓促结婚。 NO NEED FOR A SHOTGUN WEDDING.
杰和我想花时间在一起。 JAY AND I WANT TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER.
我知道那样不合适 I KNOW THAT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE
如果我们不是认真的。 IF WE WEREN'T SERIOUS.
不合适的,对吧。 INAPPROPRIATE, RIGHT.
曼尼：我知道我们家有多尊重你 MANNY: I KNOW HOW MUCH OUR FAMILY RESPECTS
关系的一部分 THE PART OF A RELATIONSHIP
当一对夫妇订婚时，这种情况会增加。 THAT GROWS WHILE A COUPLE'S ENGAGED.
（半笑）我，我很抱歉 (HALF LAUGHS) I'M, I'M SORRY
我们有点忘乎所以了。 WE GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
我只是太爱曼纽拉了。 I'M JUST SO IN LOVE WITH MANUELA.
杰和曼尼：（轻笑） JAY AND MANNY: (CHUCKLE)
你要尊重我的女儿。 YOU'LL TREAT MY DAUGHTER WITH RESPECT.
就像玛莎拉蒂跑车v8。 LIKE A MASERATI GRANSPORT SPYDER V8.
（时钟在寂静中滴答作响） (CLOCK TICKS IN THE DEAD OF SILENCE)
大学毕业前不会有婚礼计划， THERE'LL BE NO WEDDING PLANS UNTIL AFTER UNIVERSITY,
理解吗? UNDERSTOOD?
相信我，我们不会的。 BELIEVE ME, WE WON'T.
我们的订婚期会很长 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOOONG ENGAGEMENT,
爸爸。 DADDY.
马可：埃里克，你好。 MARCO: ERIC, HI.
马可, MARCO,
我以为再也见不到你了 DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN
在昨天。 AFTER YESTERDAY.
听着，我知道艾莉很想让我们合得来， LOOK, I KNOW ELLIE REALLY WANTS US TO CLICK,
但我认为我们给自己施加了太多压力。 BUT I THINK WE'RE PUTTING TO MUCH PRESSURE ON OURSELVES.
是啊，跟我说说。 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
听着，也许我们应该 LISTEN, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST WORK ON
先做朋友。 BEING FRIENDS FIRST.
好了, WELL,
你能帮忙吗 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP
一个新朋友在这里找到了工作？ A NEW FRIEND GET A JOB HERE?
(纸不生锈) (PAPER RUSTLES)
一份简历吗?(笑) A RESUME? (CHUCKLES)
你显然不知道 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA
你是做什么工作的？ WHAT A BUSBOY DOES, DO YOU?
我很确定它不涉及 I'M PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T INVOLVE
开公共汽车。 DRIVING A BUS.
我会和老板确认一下。 I'LL CHECK WITH MY BOSS.
你救了我的命，埃里克。 YOU'RE SAVING MY LIFE, ERIC.
你知道我们是有工资的 AND YOU DO KNOW WE GET PAID
每个第二个星期五，对吧？ EVERY SECOND FRIDAY, RIGHT?
我不认为 I DON'T SUPPOSE
你可以给新朋友借点钱 YOU CAN FRONT A NEW FRIEND SOME CASH
在那之前呢? UNTIL THEN?
(笑) (LAUGHS)
艾莉总说你很有幽默感。 ELLIE ALWAYS SAID YOU HAD A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR.
（《你的这些新朋友》，作者：Paper Moon） ("These New Friends Of Yours" by Paper Moon)
♬你的这些新朋友谈论着灰烬和尘埃 ♪ These new friends of yours speak of ashes and dust ♪
♬他们要带我们去哪里 ♪ Where are they taking us ♪
♬感觉好像结束了，但我们才刚刚开始 ♪ Feels like the end but we're just beginning ♪
♬你的这些新朋友 ♪ These new friends of yours ♪
♬不会让我看到他们的脸 ♪ Won't show their faces to me ♪
嘟，嘟，嘟， Doo, doo, doo,
嘟，嘟，嘟…… Doo, doo, doo...
♬他们站在阴影里 ♪ They stand in shadows ♪
但我能看到他们一直在我身边 ♪ But I can see they're always near ♪
♬我没有时间陪他们 ♪ And I have no time for them ♪
♬我们能把他们留在身后吗 ♪ Can we leave them behind ♪
♬我们会在阳光下失去他们……♪ ♪ We'll lose them in the sunshine... ♪
(人群欢呼) (CROWD CHEERS)
(嘲笑) (SCOFFS)
（学生在旁边闲聊） (STUDENTS CHATTER NEARBY)
真正的立方氧化锆。 GENUINE CUBIC ZIRCONIA.
假钻石，最大程度的可信度。 FAKE DIAMONDS FOR MAXIMUM BELIEVABILITY.
不是在学校门口。 NOT IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL.
这最好是个玩笑。 THIS BETTER BE SOME KIND OF JOKE.
最好的，最好的那种。 THE BEST, THE BEST KIND.
我们玩得开心，继续耍诡计， WE HAVE FUN, WE KEEP UP THE RUSE,
你给自己买了一些自由。 YOU BUY YOURSELF SOME FREEDOM.
我明年可以去上大学 I CAN GO AWAY TO UNIVERSITY NEXT YEAR
没有我的父母 WITHOUT MY PARENTS
担心男孩因素。 WORRYING ABOUT THE BOY FACTOR.
你的父母继续崇拜我， YOUR PARENTS CONTINUE TO ADORE ME,
你想做什么就做什么。 YOU GET TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
这关乎他们内心的平静。 IT'S REALLY ABOUT THEIR PEACE OF MIND.
你从中得到了什么？ AND WHAT ARE YOU GETTING FROM ALL THIS?
我最喜欢的三件事： THE THREE THINGS THAT I LOVE MOST:
一个性感的女孩， A HOT GIRL,
虚假的承诺和免费的食物。 FAKE COMMITMENT, AND FREE FOOD.
这是一个三赢。 IT'S A WIN-WIN-WIN.
(神经杂音) (NERVOUS MURMUR)
我都被你吸引了 I AM BOTH ATTRACTED TO YOU
而且非常非常害怕。 AND VERY, VERY AFRAID.
听起来不错。 SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
（蟋蟀鸣叫，汽车呼啸而过） (CRICKETS CHIRP, CAR WHIRS BY)
我收到你的短信了。 HEY, I GOT YOUR TEXT.
这一点都不像俱乐部的暴行。 THIS IS NOWHERE NEAR CLUB TYRADE.
不。 NOPE.
这很好，因为…… WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE...
戴文，我不知道你是怎么做到的。 DEVON, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.
你每天晚上都出去聚会。 YOU'RE GOING OUT EVERY NIGHT PARTYING.
我跟不上了。 I CAN'T KEEP UP.
幸运的是，我可以帮你解决现金流问题。 LUCKILY, I'M GONNA HELP YOUR CASH FLOW ISSUES.
什么，你有什么神奇的摇钱树 WHAT, YOU GOT SOME MAGICAL MONEY TREE
躺在某处？ LYING AROUND SOMEWHERE?
这是我们的车。 HERE'S OUR RIDE.
(低语)嘿。 (WHISPERS) HEY.
你知道我对谨慎的态度。 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT DISCRETION.
马可很酷。 MARCO'S COOL.
地方政治将保持低调。 LOCAL POLITICS WILL REMAIN UNSCANDALIZED.
进去吧。 JUST GET IN.
（车门打开） (CAR DOOR OPENS)
（车辆持续的隆隆声） (STEADY RUMBLE OF VEHICLES)
（齿轮曲柄进入泊位） (GEARS CRANK INTO PARK)
好吧。 OKAY.
每人三百？ THREE HUNDRED APIECE?
这对我们来说很有效。 THAT WORKS FOR US.
马可：德文，我们为什么停下来了？ MARCO: DEVON, WHY ARE WE STOPPED?
这是毒品交易吗？ IS THIS SOME KIND OF DRUG DEAL?
放松。 RELAX.
在他载我们去俱乐部之前， BEFORE HE GIVES US A RIDE TO THE CLUB,
我们送他去天堂。 WE GIVE HIM A RIDE TO PARADISE.
随它去吧。 JUST GO WITH IT.
举起!什么- HOLD UP! WHAT-
这就是你所做的？ THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?
你为了钱做爱？ YOU HAVE SEX FOR MONEY?
他是新手。 HE'S NEW TO THIS.
政治家:啊。 POLITICIAN: AH.
你需要现金。 YOU NEED CASH.
你有三百人在等你。 YOU GOT THREE HUNDRED COMING YOUR WAY.
没必要尴尬。 NO NEED TO BE EMBARRASSED.
这太棒了，妈妈。 THIS IS AWESOME, MOM.
是的,妈妈。 YEAH, MOM.
什么，太快了吗？ WHAT, TOO SOON?
桑托斯夫人：我很高兴你喜欢它。 MRS. SANTOS: I'M GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
(敲门) (KNOCKING)
（心满意足地叹口气）哦，我爱的一个美丽的女人 (SIGH OF CONTENTMENT) OH, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT I LOVE
还有每周一次的美食盛宴。 AND A WEEKLY DOSE OF CULINARY SPLENDOR.
上帝对我微笑。 GOD SMILED ON ME.
各位，我们有客人了。 EVERYONE, WE HAVE COMPANY.
父亲菲尔? ! FATHER PHIL?!
当你宣布订婚时 WHEN YOU ANNOUNCED YOUR ENGAGEMENT,
我马上打电话给教区。 I CALLED THE PARISH RIGHT AWAY.
婚礼可能是几年以后的事了， THE WEDDING MAY BE YEARS AWAY,
但做婚前咨询永远不嫌早。 BUT IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR PREMARITAL COUNSELING.
（紧张的轻笑）我愿意，我很愿意。 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) I'D, I'D LOVE TO,
但我不是天主教徒。 BUT I'M NOT CATHOLIC.
桑托斯夫人：还没有，亲爱的。 MRS. SANTOS: NOT YET, DEAR.
(不相信喘气) (DISBELIEVING GASP)
(水) (WATER RUNS)
埃莉：你在这儿？ ELLIE: YOU'RE HERE?
昨晚我没听见你进来。 I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN LAST NIGHT.
是啊，我不想吵醒你。 YEAH, I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU UP.
戴文怎么样了？ SO, HOW'S DEVON?
你今天又欠了多少债？ HOW MUCH MORE IN DEBT ARE YOU TODAY?
没有戴文这种人，艾尔。 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEVON, EL.
哦? OH?
你已经没有办法在派对上讨钱了吗？ DID YOU RUN OUT OF WAYS TO MOOCH PARTY MONEY?
你的甜心老爹终于甩掉你了吗？ DID YOUR SUGAR DADDY FINALLY DUMP YOUR SCRUB-ASS?
马可：别挖苦了，好吗？ MARCO: ENOUGH WITH THE SARCASM, OKAY?
戴文给我介绍了他的一个客户， DEVON SET ME UP WITH A CLIENT OF HIS,
要钱。 FOR MONEY.
爱丽:哟! ELLIE: EW!
恶心。 GROSS.
(呼出) (EXHALES)
哇! WHOA!
等等，是吗？ WAIT, DID YOU?
不过，我几乎想过这个问题。 I ALMOST THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
就为了一个晚上。 ALL FOR ONE NIGHT OUT.
那我算什么，艾尔？ WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME, EL?
困惑。 CONFUSED.
但幸运的是，我不是妓女。 BUT, FORTUNATELY, NOT A PROSTITUTE.
你在找什么？ WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
我不晓得。 I DUNNO.
好了, WELL,
幸运的是，学校里绝大多数的同性恋 LUCKILY, THE VAST MAJORITY OF GAY GUYS AT SCHOOL
不像戴文。 AREN'T LIKE DEVON.
马可：对，有些很酷， MARCO: YEAH, SOME OF THEM ARE PRETTY COOL,
尽管他们对爵士乐持积极态度。 DESPITE THEIR POSITIVE ATTITUDES TOWARD JAZZ.
我会让你喜欢埃里克的。 OH, I WILL MAKE YOU LIKE ERIC.
是啊，也许没那么难。 YEAH, WELL, IT MIGHT NOT BE SO HARD.
埃里克给我找了个餐厅杂工的试镜机会 ERIC GOT ME AN AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF BUSBOY
在校园俱乐部， AT THE CAMPUS CLUB,
还有我的第一笔薪水直接付给你。 AND MY FIRST PAYCHECK DIRECTLY TO YOU.
（笑）为了那件漂亮的衬衫？ (CHUCKLES) FOR THAT FANCY, FANCY SHIRT?
我只是… I JUST...
我想要快乐， I WANTED TO FEEL HAPPY,
自信, CONFIDENT,
性感, SEXY,
你知道吗? YOU KNOW?
是的, YEAH,
但钱买不到那种感觉，马可。 BUT MONEY CAN'T BUY THOSE FEELINGS, MARCO.
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