1 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:52,004 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 2 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,009 Soldiers, the oracles have spoken. 3 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:03,098 With the new moon, we shall invade the island of Great Britain. 4 00:03:03,306 --> 00:03:05,350 Caesar! Caesar! 5 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:10,145 Soldiers, the eyes of the world are fixed on you. 6 00:03:10,354 --> 00:03:13,691 You are the glory of Rome! 7 00:03:13,983 --> 00:03:18,319 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 8 00:03:18,611 --> 00:03:20,571 This whole country, 9 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:25,368 even the smallest village, pays taxes to Caesar. 10 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:29,788 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 11 00:03:29,997 --> 00:03:32,666 - You promised to tell him. - What? 12 00:03:32,874 --> 00:03:36,710 About the small Gaulish village that's still resisting us. 13 00:03:37,128 --> 00:03:39,755 What does he care? He has other worries. 14 00:03:40,005 --> 00:03:42,883 Is that so? I'll tell him. 15 00:03:43,217 --> 00:03:45,260 And I'll tell him you sell army rations 16 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:48,638 to build yourself a palace in Rome. 17 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:51,140 - It's not true! - But I have proof! 18 00:03:52,642 --> 00:03:54,393 - Really? - Well? 19 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,604 You're even viler than me, Detritus! 20 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,524 You flatter me! 21 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:03,734 My speech makes you laugh, Detritus? 22 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,697 No, of course not Caesar. 23 00:04:08,155 --> 00:04:11,741 It's Trolleybus. He told me a Belgian joke. 24 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:12,701 Which one? 25 00:04:14,744 --> 00:04:15,745 Come here. 26 00:04:18,748 --> 00:04:19,374 I'm here. 27 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,501 Look at me. 28 00:04:24,086 --> 00:04:25,003 In the eyes. 29 00:04:26,713 --> 00:04:29,216 You're hiding, something from me. 30 00:04:29,508 --> 00:04:31,551 Me, hide something from you? Caesar... 31 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:35,471 I swear by Trolleybus... 32 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,807 And you know how I value his friendship. 33 00:04:38,015 --> 00:04:41,184 Throw him to the lions if I'm lying! 34 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:45,981 Soldiers! 35 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:48,774 Why can't we beat those Gauls? 36 00:04:48,982 --> 00:04:50,651 What's special about this village? 37 00:04:51,235 --> 00:04:55,030 From what I hear, it's an ordinary little village. 38 00:04:55,239 --> 00:04:57,949 like hundreds of others across Gaul. 39 00:05:04,247 --> 00:05:07,624 Hey guard! Open the gate. It's my cousin and his oxen. 40 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:10,794 Hi cousin! how's are you? 41 00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:26,557 Come closer! Take a good look! 42 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:29,227 Just look at my fish! Smell how fresh it is. 43 00:05:29,477 --> 00:05:32,021 44 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:35,148 Just a minute! 45 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:38,819 I'm coming. 46 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:47,409 Look! Isn't it magnificent? 47 00:05:47,701 --> 00:05:50,579 Bear in mind he's put on weight lately. 48 00:05:50,745 --> 00:05:53,289 Don't worry, I've reinforced it. 49 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:55,291 Are you going to test it? Go on, then! 50 00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:57,210 Yes! 51 00:05:59,087 --> 00:06:00,254 Up! 52 00:06:01,838 --> 00:06:05,133 - Well? - Long live Vercingétorix! 53 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:15,559 I would have liked to be an artist... 54 00:06:25,568 --> 00:06:27,528 Shut up, Bard! 55 00:06:32,032 --> 00:06:34,243 Your fish stinks! Keep it. 56 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,078 My fish stinks? Come and smell it! 57 00:06:37,328 --> 00:06:39,872 - It stinks! - It stinks? 58 00:06:40,081 --> 00:06:42,208 Come and smell it! 59 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,168 Isn't it fresh? Doesn't it smell of the sea? 60 00:06:45,377 --> 00:06:48,129 - It's not fresh. - Yes, it is. 61 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:50,382 - It's not. - It is. 62 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:52,842 - It's not fresh. - It is. 63 00:06:53,134 --> 00:06:55,844 - It's not fresh! - Yes, it is! 64 00:06:56,178 --> 00:06:58,555 - It's not fresh! - Yes it is fresh! 65 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:06,979 - It's not fresh! - It is fresh! 66 00:07:07,271 --> 00:07:08,439 It's not. 67 00:07:33,336 --> 00:07:37,673 - Geriatrix! - A fight! I'm coming. 68 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:41,384 Geriatrix! You're no longer 80, my love. 69 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,136 Leave me alone. 70 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:46,014 Fresh or not... it's all gone! 71 00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:59,651 Think I'm a butterfly, Unhygienix? 72 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:02,487 Sorry, Getafix. Wrong target. 73 00:08:02,737 --> 00:08:04,572 - The eye! - It's not fresh? 74 00:08:05,114 --> 00:08:06,740 I keep telling you! 75 00:08:07,658 --> 00:08:11,286 A great danger threatens the village! 76 00:08:12,162 --> 00:08:15,956 It's written in it's eye. 77 00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:21,295 Look! It's a sign. Someone wishes us ill. 78 00:08:21,504 --> 00:08:24,380 An evil spirit! It's close, I can feel it's presence. 79 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:28,927 May the gods help us! 80 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:31,095 Open the gates. 81 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,606 Tell me everything, Caius Bonus. 82 00:08:44,231 --> 00:08:47,318 They have a secret weapon, a magic potion. 83 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:50,655 Magic potion? Are you kidding me? 84 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,030 I wouldn't dare, Governor. 85 00:08:52,572 --> 00:08:55,867 Their druid prepares it. It makes them invincible. 86 00:08:56,242 --> 00:08:57,160 Invincible? 87 00:08:57,702 --> 00:09:00,038 He inherited the secret from his ancestors. 88 00:09:00,829 --> 00:09:01,747 By Jupiter! 89 00:09:02,664 --> 00:09:08,712 If someone got hold of this secret, he would become master of the world. 90 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:11,380 That's why I didn't tell anyone. 91 00:09:11,881 --> 00:09:13,841 Imagine if the other villages... 92 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:18,803 You did right. Master of the the world! 93 00:09:21,973 --> 00:09:24,684 How long does its effect last? 94 00:09:24,893 --> 00:09:26,102 About 10 minutes. 95 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:29,396 Then they have to ask the druid for more. 96 00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:32,858 We must cut them off from their supply. 97 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:34,651 Take all the men you need. 98 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:36,778 I would, but there's a hitch. 99 00:09:36,986 --> 00:09:39,113 - A huge one! - A colossal Gaul. 100 00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:42,575 He needs no resupplying. 101 00:09:43,076 --> 00:09:45,702 He fell into the potion as a kid. 102 00:09:45,911 --> 00:09:47,704 Set him a trap. 103 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,248 My engineer Hypothenús will build it. 104 00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:54,252 It won't be easy. He has a very clever friend. 105 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,880 Don't worry. Hypothenús is a real genius. 106 00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:03,801 It's going to rain. The sky's coming down. 107 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:07,347 Any lower and it'll touch the tip of your menhir. 108 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:08,264 You believe that? 109 00:10:08,431 --> 00:10:11,434 Yes and then the sky may fall on our heads. 110 00:10:13,352 --> 00:10:16,438 Don't say that! It's my only fear. 111 00:10:16,605 --> 00:10:19,274 Still, it won't have far to fall. 112 00:10:20,942 --> 00:10:23,235 - Stop it! - I was just kidding. 113 00:10:23,903 --> 00:10:25,863 - Not funny. - Relax, I was just kidding. 114 00:10:26,614 --> 00:10:28,991 You never know. I'd rather not take risks. 115 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,711 Go, we go. 116 00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:49,216 R.I.P. Astérix and Obélix. 117 00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:51,761 Do I add "ha, ha"? Lions love intellectuals. 118 00:10:52,011 --> 00:10:54,513 They're more tender than centurions. 119 00:10:54,847 --> 00:10:57,141 If the Romans could see you! 120 00:10:57,350 --> 00:11:00,977 I haven't seen any for 15 days. Not an ambush, nothing. 121 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,272 You're too rough. You humiliate them. 122 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,982 - I do? - Think. 123 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:09,985 They conquered the world, everyone fears them. 124 00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:12,237 And some fat guy beats them up! 125 00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:13,489 What fat guy? 126 00:11:13,697 --> 00:11:15,990 Who do you mean? 127 00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:19,285 I meant a great athlete called Obélix. 128 00:11:20,202 --> 00:11:21,203 I see. 129 00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:22,747 They're coming. 130 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:47,769 Why must we rest? I'm not tired. 131 00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:50,229 - It's a tombstone. - Are we dead? 132 00:11:51,897 --> 00:11:53,523 We'd better run. 133 00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:04,283 The sky's falling on our heads! 134 00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:15,460 Finally! Squashed like cockroaches. 135 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,797 I've waited six months! Six months of humilations and beatings! 136 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,341 Not a bad idea, hey? 137 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,218 I'll triple your pay! 138 00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:27,137 Lucky the fat guy was here. 139 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:31,140 Eat your entrails, indomitable Gauls! 140 00:12:34,393 --> 00:12:39,063 No! This can't be. 141 00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:43,985 Impossible! By Pluto, this is a nightmare! 142 00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:45,028 Come on! 143 00:12:47,863 --> 00:12:50,699 - Give me a hand. - Just a second. 144 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:54,202 Lucky I filled my flask with magic potion. 145 00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:55,369 - Give me some. - No. 146 00:12:55,578 --> 00:12:57,455 You fell into it as a kid. 147 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:04,752 It's good. 148 00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:10,925 Do something. Soldiers, on the rock! 149 00:13:26,981 --> 00:13:31,943 Caius Bonus! It's my pal Caius Bonus. 150 00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:36,322 What, you don't want to play with your pals? 151 00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:41,034 Silly-billy! What would you do without us? 152 00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:43,620 - What a lovely voice. - True, he sings very well. 153 00:13:44,121 --> 00:13:45,497 Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie... 154 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,044 It's not my fault. I had orders. 155 00:13:52,336 --> 00:13:54,255 Haven't we had fun together? 156 00:13:54,422 --> 00:13:56,966 All those greast biffs! 157 00:13:57,466 --> 00:14:00,468 Yes, but he hits too hard. My men can't take it any more. 158 00:14:00,677 --> 00:14:02,262 He'll go easy. 159 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:04,097 I'll try my best. 160 00:14:04,306 --> 00:14:06,558 Listen, tell your men to prepare for a good stoush next week. 161 00:14:06,766 --> 00:14:08,976 Yes, yes, yes! 162 00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:18,860 So what did Caius Bonus, a cowardly but inventive man, 163 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:23,781 come up with? 164 00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:26,908 He threw a mountain at us! They rolled a huge rock 165 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,537 and this time we really thought the sky had fallen on our heads. 166 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:31,746 Hey, Obélix. 167 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,874 Stop pigging yourself. 168 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,127 It's only my third boar. 169 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,256 It's only his third! Will you eat another three? 170 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,383 No, only two more. Tonight I'm eating light. 171 00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:49,220 - Aren't you fat enough? - Not fat, just well padded. 172 00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:03,691 - Who's she? - Don't you know? 173 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:05,484 It's Falbalá. 174 00:15:05,818 --> 00:15:08,654 Little Falbalá? The daughter of... 175 00:15:08,863 --> 00:15:11,197 But she was that tall. 176 00:15:11,614 --> 00:15:14,325 She studied eight years in Lutetia 177 00:15:14,742 --> 00:15:17,078 - She's changed. - She's added a few centimetres. 178 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:20,205 And a few kilos... It suits her. 179 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,207 Obélix! 180 00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:26,628 - She recognized you! - Hold him. Oh, Falbalá! 181 00:15:28,754 --> 00:15:32,300 My dear Obélix, I'm so happy to see you. 182 00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:36,470 You've changed so much. I didn't recognize you. 183 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:40,181 You haven't changed at all, except for a few extra kilos. 184 00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:42,642 He's just well padded. 185 00:15:42,851 --> 00:15:46,437 That's right, well padded. 186 00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,944 - Falbalá! - Well padded! 187 00:15:57,572 --> 00:16:02,076 Smells delicious. I'm going to eat your boar. 188 00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:05,662 I'm not deaf! I don't care. Go ahead, eat it. 189 00:16:05,954 --> 00:16:09,749 You've never refused boar. Are you sick? 190 00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:14,962 No, I'm fine. Why? What a beautiful night! 191 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,047 Can you smell how fragrant the air is? 192 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:22,176 The moon is full. I hadn't noticed. 193 00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:25,638 Did that little flirt do this to you? 194 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:28,975 - What little flirt? - Falbalá, of course. 195 00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:32,519 Don't you dare speak ill of Falbalá! 196 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,272 All right, let go of me. You're strangling me. 197 00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:38,066 I'm sorry. 198 00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:42,653 Falbalá is not a flirt. Falbalá is... Falbalá. 199 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,333 Is it for Falbalá? 200 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,752 To wear around her neck on a big chain? 201 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:03,255 It's an engagement menhir. 202 00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,716 - You want her to marry you? - Yes. 203 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,801 You're nuts. She's not for you. 204 00:17:09,385 --> 00:17:10,302 Why not? 205 00:17:10,511 --> 00:17:14,014 You're not a good match. Physically, I mean. 206 00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:16,307 You don't understand women. 207 00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:20,562 They don't care about physique. 208 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:24,524 They care about the soul. Look who's coming. 209 00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:35,324 - Is he her brother? - Her brother? 210 00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:37,910 Yes. Look, he's kissing her. 211 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:41,914 That's not how brothers and sisters kiss. 212 00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:43,832 Her cousin, then. 213 00:17:44,124 --> 00:17:47,752 Can't you see he's her boyfriend? 214 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,463 Let's go. You'll have to ask her to marry you some other time. 215 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,174 - Her boyfriend? - Yes. 216 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:57,636 - He's so skinny. - Yes... so skinny. 217 00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:01,472 Let's eat. 218 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:07,186 Open the gates for tax collector Malosinus! 219 00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:10,855 He'll be staying the night at camp. 220 00:18:11,064 --> 00:18:11,898 Open up. 221 00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:44,469 That's it for today. 222 00:18:44,678 --> 00:18:47,263 I want you all here tomorrow at dawn. 223 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,600 Hey you! We don't pay for overtime. 224 00:18:51,809 --> 00:18:55,396 I like to finish what I've started. Makes me sleep better. 225 00:18:58,314 --> 00:18:59,732 Close the gates. 226 00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:07,155 There's plenty more in the chest you saw earlier. 227 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,617 So? 228 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,828 It's not our chest. 229 00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,205 Tomorrow it will be. 230 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,752 By Toutatis, the gods are angry tonight. 231 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:22,794 So am I. 232 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:26,422 So don't make a mess or I'll deal with you. 233 00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:31,052 No. I said no. 234 00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:35,472 - Are you losing your appetite? - I'm dieting. 235 00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:37,391 - Dieting? You? - Yes. 236 00:19:38,141 --> 00:19:40,435 Yes. You were right. I'm a touch overweight. 237 00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:54,155 Who's there? Who are you? 238 00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:59,535 The soothsayer Prólix with my assistants Alámbix and Anorésix. 239 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:09,919 Come in. 240 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,006 A soothsayer and his assistants are seeking shelter. 241 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,884 A soothsayer? Good timing. Show him in. 242 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,178 Some parasitic charlatan. 243 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,472 Don't be so suspicious. 244 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,808 I have a couple of questions for him. 245 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,522 Welcome to our village. 246 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,607 I knew we would be welcomed. 247 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,775 What do you read the future in? 248 00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:38,361 Hot soup and warm beer. 249 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:39,445 How original! 250 00:20:39,612 --> 00:20:41,531 You've come to the right place. 251 00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:50,956 Well? Do you see anything? 252 00:20:58,504 --> 00:21:00,255 I see a treasure. 253 00:21:03,257 --> 00:21:05,385 A huge treasure in your village. 254 00:21:05,593 --> 00:21:07,637 Refill our friend's plate. 255 00:21:08,221 --> 00:21:11,389 I see lots of Romans around the treasure. 256 00:21:11,598 --> 00:21:13,475 The Romans are mine! 257 00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:16,520 - You'll take the treasure. - Brilliant! 258 00:21:16,728 --> 00:21:18,230 Carry on. 259 00:21:18,396 --> 00:21:20,439 We can have a ball in Lutetia. 260 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:22,524 I know a great restaurant! 261 00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:25,653 I don't see anything. 262 00:21:26,362 --> 00:21:28,405 Someone's giving out bad vibes. 263 00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:31,908 My decoder can't. The image has gone. 264 00:21:33,242 --> 00:21:35,912 - Astérix, get out. - Why? 265 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,789 Out! That's an order. 266 00:21:45,128 --> 00:21:48,839 - It's coming back! - So? 267 00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:51,342 With this treasure you'll raise an army 268 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,427 and kick the Romans out of Gaul! 269 00:21:54,178 --> 00:21:55,513 Did you hear, Impedimenta? 270 00:21:55,763 --> 00:21:58,640 I'm the new Vercingétorix! 271 00:21:59,057 --> 00:22:03,102 Sure, since you're on your feet, go fetch some firewood. 272 00:22:07,564 --> 00:22:10,108 My friend is in love with a girl... 273 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,194 You want to know if she'll marry him? 274 00:22:12,861 --> 00:22:14,195 How did you guess? 275 00:22:16,405 --> 00:22:19,492 - I'm a soothsayer, aren't I? - True. 276 00:22:22,286 --> 00:22:23,328 Astérix! 277 00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:29,667 The seer said... 278 00:22:29,876 --> 00:22:32,878 - That you will marry Falbalá. - You're a seer too? 279 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:36,006 No, but I know a fraud. 280 00:22:36,215 --> 00:22:38,884 He's not a fraud. He saw that Falbalá loves me! 281 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,677 Falbalá will marry Tragicómix. 282 00:22:41,886 --> 00:22:44,972 Falbalá loves me. She just doesn't know it yet. 283 00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:47,642 - Why not tell her? - Love is a delicate thing. 284 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,644 It's like a flower. 285 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:53,647 It needs time to grow, to blossom... 286 00:22:53,897 --> 00:22:54,522 Sure. 287 00:22:54,731 --> 00:22:58,526 You don't understand. You never understand a thing! 288 00:22:58,735 --> 00:23:01,111 He's getting on my nerves! 289 00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:04,323 You're getting on my nerves, Obélix! 290 00:23:35,059 --> 00:23:38,144 Romans... Romans, Normans... 291 00:23:38,353 --> 00:23:42,565 Romans! The Romans are coming! 292 00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:47,069 Romans! 293 00:23:55,117 --> 00:23:57,703 Druid, prepare the magic potion. 294 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,872 The Romans are coming! 295 00:24:00,122 --> 00:24:03,166 - Leave them to me! - You're so selfish! 296 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,544 I've still got some. 297 00:24:22,141 --> 00:24:24,977 I beg you, don't enter this village! 298 00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:27,146 It's pure madness. 299 00:24:27,354 --> 00:24:29,397 Watch it, Centurion. 300 00:24:29,647 --> 00:24:32,650 Do you know who I am? I'm provincial treasurer. 301 00:24:32,817 --> 00:24:34,736 I collect Caesar's taxes. 302 00:24:34,903 --> 00:24:38,156 These Gauls have a magic potion which makes them invincible. 303 00:24:38,864 --> 00:24:40,616 They'll massacre you. 304 00:24:40,866 --> 00:24:42,951 Stop raving. Out of my way! 305 00:24:54,545 --> 00:24:57,797 Welcome, Romans! Thank you, Gaul. 306 00:24:58,214 --> 00:25:00,842 I've come to collect Caesar's tax. 307 00:25:01,176 --> 00:25:03,470 Rest assured, the money will be 308 00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:05,263 well spent on building roads 309 00:25:05,512 --> 00:25:08,307 and maintaining an army to defend you. 310 00:25:08,515 --> 00:25:10,309 - Plus social benefits. - Of course. 311 00:25:10,517 --> 00:25:14,479 It's the least we can do. 312 00:25:14,896 --> 00:25:20,151 He greatly honours us by accepting our modest contribution. 313 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:24,654 Astérix, Obélix, please bring Caesar's tax. 314 00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:31,161 What's this? 315 00:25:31,369 --> 00:25:34,913 These are the things Roman soldiers leave behind 316 00:25:35,122 --> 00:25:37,249 every time we meet them! 317 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,377 They run faster without them. 318 00:25:41,711 --> 00:25:45,506 They should fetch a fair price as scrap metal! 319 00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:48,634 Or a curios. 320 00:25:48,843 --> 00:25:51,595 Look at this helmet. It would make a nice oil lamp. 321 00:25:54,014 --> 00:25:56,975 And this armor would make a nice waffle iron! 322 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,104 Raze this village! 323 00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:12,249 My treasure! My treasure! 324 00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:16,044 He never called me that. Even when we were engaged. 325 00:27:16,253 --> 00:27:18,547 By Toutatis, you're the most 326 00:27:18,755 --> 00:27:21,674 extraordinary of soothsayers. 327 00:27:21,883 --> 00:27:24,886 What will happen now? Tell me! 328 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:27,263 I'm no oracle, but I can tell you. 329 00:27:28,055 --> 00:27:30,473 If we don't return it to Caesar, 330 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,559 he'll be here with his legions. 331 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,561 Let him come. 332 00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:37,480 With this money, I'll raise an army. 333 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,524 I'll face him and I'll defeat him! 334 00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:43,902 And I say this gold will bring misfortune to the village! 335 00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:46,780 Then let's vote. 336 00:27:47,156 --> 00:27:49,907 Those who want to keep it, move to my right. 337 00:27:55,288 --> 00:27:57,831 Those who want to return it, move to the left. 338 00:28:02,752 --> 00:28:07,214 I want to keep the money and my friend, so I abstain. 339 00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:13,137 The result of the vote says... We keep the treasure! 340 00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:15,388 Yes! Well! Well! 341 00:28:22,353 --> 00:28:23,771 You called for me, Caesar? 342 00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,897 The tax money was stolen. 343 00:28:26,189 --> 00:28:29,025 What? You dared to... You slimy... 344 00:28:29,234 --> 00:28:31,278 No! It wasn't Malosinus. 345 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:34,488 He was ambushed by the Gauls. 346 00:28:34,697 --> 00:28:36,157 And you're still alive! 347 00:28:36,532 --> 00:28:40,077 You didn't defend Caesar's money to the death! 348 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,078 Unfortunate! 349 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,831 They were from the village that has been resisting us for months. 350 00:28:45,081 --> 00:28:47,333 Did you know? 351 00:28:47,584 --> 00:28:50,461 Did you? I'm talking to you! 352 00:28:50,712 --> 00:28:53,964 It's to me, Detritus, that Caesar is speaking. 353 00:28:57,467 --> 00:29:01,846 This village, or rather hamlet... 354 00:29:02,263 --> 00:29:04,515 Why didn't you tell me? 355 00:29:05,099 --> 00:29:09,060 I didn't want to bother Caesar 356 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:11,312 with a trifling matter. 357 00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:17,819 A trifling matter? A trifling matter! 358 00:29:18,694 --> 00:29:20,779 They revolt against Caesar, 359 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,323 They resist Roman legions! 360 00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:26,702 Not only do they not pay their dues, 361 00:29:26,951 --> 00:29:28,953 but they steal my taxes, 362 00:29:29,287 --> 00:29:31,038 and this a trifling matter? 363 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:33,958 You're right. It's a serious matter! 364 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:37,085 Let's throw Malosinus to the lions. 365 00:29:37,252 --> 00:29:41,548 Summon my escort. I'm going to Petitbónum. 366 00:29:42,257 --> 00:29:44,342 What do we do with Malosinus? 367 00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:47,469 If this matter isn't settled before the new moon, 368 00:29:48,345 --> 00:29:50,848 you'll be thrown to the lions. 369 00:29:57,145 --> 00:29:59,480 Caesar is coming! Caesar is coming! 370 00:30:01,941 --> 00:30:05,610 Out of the way! Tidy up! Everyone in uniform, quick! 371 00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:26,838 - What are their numbers? - About 50. 372 00:30:27,088 --> 00:30:31,174 - And ours? - Only 500, noble Caesar. 373 00:30:31,383 --> 00:30:33,176 - Ony 500? - Yes. 374 00:30:33,385 --> 00:30:36,555 Tell me, Centurion, are you pulling my leg? 375 00:30:36,763 --> 00:30:38,723 And mine too? 376 00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:44,311 Me? Let me explain, if I may... 377 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,940 No explanations! Attack the village! Now! 378 00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:10,793 Obélix, you will be the commander of my personal guard. 379 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:13,379 At your command, Vitalstatistix. 380 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,339 I name Cacofonix 381 00:31:16,548 --> 00:31:18,508 Minister for Culture. 382 00:31:22,053 --> 00:31:24,097 Quiet! Quiet! 383 00:31:24,304 --> 00:31:25,806 What about me? 384 00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:27,891 You get Veterans' Affairs. 385 00:31:28,141 --> 00:31:30,185 Why Veterans' Affairs? 386 00:31:30,394 --> 00:31:32,437 I want the War Ministry! 387 00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:45,824 This is for the Gauls. So they can recognize me. 388 00:31:47,242 --> 00:31:48,743 Tortoise formation! 389 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:57,960 The ministry for Supplies goes to Unhygienix. 390 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,879 What supplies? His fish stinks! 391 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:07,885 What about Astérix? 392 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:10,845 I forgot him. 393 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,431 He gets National Negativity, 394 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,435 Systematic Denigration and Ambient Pessimism. 395 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,104 That should do him. Very good. 396 00:32:22,856 --> 00:32:24,191 Astérix, what are you doing? 397 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,276 Rendering this unto Caesar. 398 00:32:26,485 --> 00:32:28,069 He must have drunk some potion. 399 00:32:28,236 --> 00:32:31,197 Obélix, bring back the treasure. 400 00:32:34,659 --> 00:32:35,576 What's this? 401 00:32:35,868 --> 00:32:37,285 Are you nuts, Astérix? 402 00:32:39,037 --> 00:32:40,122 Mock me? 403 00:32:40,455 --> 00:32:42,457 Astérix, you're... Chief! 404 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:44,543 Help him! 405 00:32:47,795 --> 00:32:48,546 Attack! 406 00:32:48,837 --> 00:32:51,840 Tortoise, forward march! 407 00:32:56,761 --> 00:32:59,806 Help, Gauls! The Romans are attacking. 408 00:33:06,144 --> 00:33:08,188 Everybody drink some potion! 409 00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:10,524 By Toutatis! 410 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,286 Attack! Attack! 411 00:34:04,530 --> 00:34:07,240 Tortoise! Charge! 412 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,261 Out! 413 00:34:34,222 --> 00:34:35,848 Get down! 414 00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:40,186 Go and fight! Close the gates. 415 00:34:45,649 --> 00:34:48,276 - There. - No, there. Caius Bonus... 416 00:34:48,485 --> 00:34:51,820 Attack! Or I'll throw you to the lions. 417 00:34:54,365 --> 00:34:57,368 - Anybody home? - Answer when asked! 418 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:28,645 - These Gauls are savages. - Savages! 419 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:35,777 But they have a sense of rhythm. 420 00:35:39,446 --> 00:35:41,490 Leave one for me! 421 00:35:42,949 --> 00:35:45,243 It's bad for your heart, darling. 422 00:35:45,452 --> 00:35:47,495 Please listen to me. 423 00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:48,829 Lay off! 424 00:35:50,247 --> 00:35:52,541 Have fun, gramps! 425 00:35:54,335 --> 00:35:56,461 - You'll get hurt. - He's mine! 426 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,098 He's still agile. 427 00:36:15,895 --> 00:36:16,896 They've damaged him! 428 00:36:20,358 --> 00:36:22,108 My poor baby! 429 00:36:22,901 --> 00:36:27,030 - He's too old for the potion. - I forgot to take any. 430 00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:29,741 He's definitely too old. 431 00:36:37,247 --> 00:36:40,333 - Hey Romans! - Look! Bonus! 432 00:36:43,794 --> 00:36:46,756 Surrender, Gaul, and I'll spare your life. 433 00:36:47,048 --> 00:36:47,757 Sure. 434 00:36:56,556 --> 00:36:59,266 Look, Astérix! Up there. 435 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:08,649 A whole bunch of fresh ones. 436 00:37:08,858 --> 00:37:11,110 Let's get them. 437 00:37:11,986 --> 00:37:13,613 Come on, Romans! 438 00:37:14,697 --> 00:37:17,449 - I've seen that face before. - Me too. 439 00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:25,873 Hey, you up there with the leaves on his head! 440 00:37:26,081 --> 00:37:28,125 - Me? - Yes, turn around. 441 00:37:32,254 --> 00:37:34,547 Impudent barbarians. 442 00:37:34,756 --> 00:37:36,382 - Savages. - Julius? 443 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,718 You're right, it's Caesar. 444 00:37:38,927 --> 00:37:40,303 Good old Julius! 445 00:37:41,471 --> 00:37:45,140 Where's your army? Let's have some fun. 446 00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:48,435 Enough! He'll end up sending his army. 447 00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:49,936 Good. 448 00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:55,316 Oh, he's leaving. Wait Julius! Let's have some fun. 449 00:37:56,025 --> 00:37:58,611 You have offended him. 450 00:38:10,996 --> 00:38:13,665 Untie me. I've composed a new song. 451 00:38:14,124 --> 00:38:17,127 Prólix, when I've freed Gaul, 452 00:38:17,377 --> 00:38:20,087 I'll make you prefect of all the provinces. 453 00:38:20,338 --> 00:38:23,215 - I know. - Of course! Silly me. 454 00:38:23,466 --> 00:38:28,054 Let's drink to the greatest of soothsayers. 455 00:38:28,261 --> 00:38:29,554 To our friend Prólix... 456 00:38:35,143 --> 00:38:36,644 Stop sulking. 457 00:38:36,811 --> 00:38:39,354 I refuse to toast that viper. 458 00:38:39,563 --> 00:38:42,858 Now, Soothsayer, let's discuss my future. 459 00:38:44,193 --> 00:38:49,614 I see you surrounded by Romans. I see you triumphant. I see you in Rome! 460 00:38:49,864 --> 00:38:54,827 Rome? What am I doing in Rome? Speak, quick. 461 00:38:55,203 --> 00:38:56,912 What do you think? 462 00:38:59,205 --> 00:39:02,375 The pictures fading. Negative vibes. 463 00:39:02,584 --> 00:39:05,669 All right, I get it. The bad vibes will take a stroll. 464 00:39:05,919 --> 00:39:12,155 No! You two, come here. I order you to make up. 465 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:15,678 - I don't mind. - Did you hear what I said? 466 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,054 I'm not deaf. 467 00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:20,725 - Not good enough. Kiss. - No way! 468 00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:22,268 Do it! 469 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:27,230 We do it four times. 470 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:31,650 - It tickles! - That's much better. Much better. 471 00:39:31,901 --> 00:39:34,445 In our custom, we must also 472 00:39:34,695 --> 00:39:36,280 share the omelette of friendship. 473 00:39:36,488 --> 00:39:39,158 Splendid custom. Impedimenta! Eggs. 474 00:39:40,575 --> 00:39:42,535 Do you like mushrooms? 475 00:39:42,785 --> 00:39:44,454 If they're not poisonous. 476 00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:46,706 Fear not, I'll have some too. 477 00:39:46,956 --> 00:39:49,042 When we've eaten the omelette, 478 00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:50,625 I'll tell you your future. 479 00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:57,883 Go ahead. 480 00:40:08,099 --> 00:40:09,184 They're good. 481 00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:12,228 I love them. 482 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,775 Obélix! Do Caesar on his horse again. 483 00:40:19,526 --> 00:40:22,070 I've done it 20 times! 484 00:40:23,405 --> 00:40:24,740 Please! 485 00:40:25,407 --> 00:40:27,116 Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar! 486 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,702 - I'm full. - No, we must finish it. 487 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,620 It's the custom. 488 00:40:36,541 --> 00:40:41,421 There. Now, we're real friends. 489 00:40:43,381 --> 00:40:46,133 - Are you alright? - I'm hot. 490 00:40:46,425 --> 00:40:47,843 The warmth of friendship. 491 00:40:52,181 --> 00:40:54,307 Look me in the eyes, Astérix, and listen to me. 492 00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:58,019 I'm listening. 493 00:40:58,603 --> 00:41:02,355 Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. Repeat. 494 00:41:02,689 --> 00:41:04,649 Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. 495 00:41:05,025 --> 00:41:06,318 I will destroy him. 496 00:41:07,527 --> 00:41:09,070 I will destroy him. 497 00:41:11,488 --> 00:41:14,575 Obélix! Do it for me, please. 498 00:41:15,868 --> 00:41:17,035 Come on. 499 00:41:30,547 --> 00:41:34,175 Julius looked splendid on his white horse, 500 00:41:34,384 --> 00:41:38,762 surrounded by his escort. We looked at each other. 501 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,600 I said "By Toutatis, I've seen that face before." 502 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,103 I take a coin and look at it. 503 00:41:47,687 --> 00:41:51,024 He was upside down. On the coin, I mean. 504 00:41:51,232 --> 00:41:55,528 See? Caesar came here to mock you. 505 00:41:56,528 --> 00:41:59,239 Among your own people. It's intolerable! 506 00:41:59,489 --> 00:42:01,199 It's intolerable! 507 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:04,077 You must destroy him. 508 00:42:04,619 --> 00:42:07,288 I must destroy him. 509 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:11,333 I bet he wasn't told I was actually going easy on them. 510 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:15,545 - Get off your horse, Caesar. - Look a Gaul. 511 00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:24,928 You'll pay for all the harm you've done to Gaul! 512 00:42:26,346 --> 00:42:28,974 Impudent barbarian! 513 00:42:29,224 --> 00:42:31,184 Wait, I'll bring you down. 514 00:42:35,813 --> 00:42:37,982 - What's with him? - Don't know. 515 00:42:38,149 --> 00:42:40,192 He's acting weird. 516 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:50,367 Cop this, Caesar! 517 00:42:51,451 --> 00:42:52,703 Stop this. 518 00:42:52,911 --> 00:42:57,332 I'm not Caesar. Can't you see? I'm Obélix, your friend. 519 00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:01,502 Die, Caesar! 520 00:43:03,254 --> 00:43:04,714 Go easy on him. 521 00:43:10,301 --> 00:43:13,471 We need some magic potion. He's gone mad. 522 00:43:13,722 --> 00:43:16,766 We can't use the magic potion against each other! 523 00:43:17,808 --> 00:43:19,893 Only the druid can help. I'll fetch him. 524 00:43:20,477 --> 00:43:24,148 You're fleeing, Caesar. You're a coward! 525 00:43:42,872 --> 00:43:45,708 Do something Druid. Astérix has gone mad. 526 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,376 Indeed. 527 00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,506 Meet your end, Caesar! 528 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,059 Careful! 529 00:44:13,816 --> 00:44:15,150 Vercingétorix! 530 00:44:16,151 --> 00:44:19,071 - Wake up. - You're avenged! 531 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,907 - It's me, Obélix. - Caesar is begging for mercy! 532 00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:25,660 Fulliautomátix, get Cacofonix. 533 00:44:25,910 --> 00:44:27,578 This calls for special treatment. 534 00:44:29,913 --> 00:44:31,081 You're needed. 535 00:44:31,998 --> 00:44:32,999 Yes. 536 00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:36,545 Come on, play something. 537 00:44:36,753 --> 00:44:39,588 - What do you want? - To sing you a song. 538 00:44:40,506 --> 00:44:41,507 Poor Astérix! 539 00:44:41,715 --> 00:44:44,093 It's brutal, but it might work. 540 00:44:55,854 --> 00:44:59,231 Stop it Cacofonix. Shut him up, Vitalstatistix. 541 00:44:59,481 --> 00:45:02,567 What's this Obélix? Why am I tied up? 542 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,569 He's cured! He recognized me. 543 00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:08,322 You scared us. You took me for Caesar. 544 00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:10,408 - Caesar? - Don't you remember? 545 00:45:10,658 --> 00:45:13,119 No... Wait, 546 00:45:13,327 --> 00:45:15,912 I remember Prólix and his mushroom omelette. 547 00:45:16,121 --> 00:45:19,707 He gave him hallucinogenic mushrooms. 548 00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:22,043 Where is he? 549 00:45:22,293 --> 00:45:24,336 That viper must have stolen the treasure! 550 00:45:25,087 --> 00:45:25,712 The treasure! 551 00:45:25,963 --> 00:45:28,507 I warned you! 552 00:45:28,715 --> 00:45:31,885 Good riddance. Now we'll have some peace. 553 00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:34,679 Bye-bye, treasure! Bye-bye, Caesar! 554 00:45:36,597 --> 00:45:40,101 I'll find a way to subdue this Gaulish village. 555 00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:42,310 - I'm listening. - I'm thinking. 556 00:45:42,519 --> 00:45:44,354 You're taking too long. 557 00:45:44,521 --> 00:45:46,648 It's almost there. 558 00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:49,150 I will help you. 559 00:45:51,443 --> 00:45:53,237 Mama mia! A lion! 560 00:45:53,529 --> 00:45:56,657 Hurry or you'll be his next meal. 561 00:45:56,865 --> 00:46:01,077 Got it! We must neutralize the Druid. 562 00:46:01,452 --> 00:46:04,914 Then he won't be able to prepare the magic potion. 563 00:46:05,790 --> 00:46:06,999 And how do we do that? 564 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:11,169 In 2 days, all the region's druids 565 00:46:11,378 --> 00:46:15,131 will gather in their sacred forest. It's the perfect time to act. 566 00:46:15,632 --> 00:46:18,926 But I promised the druids no Roman would 567 00:46:19,093 --> 00:46:20,719 enter their sacred forest. 568 00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:24,515 What Caesar promises he can unpromise. 569 00:46:27,141 --> 00:46:30,186 I've prepared a whole pot. If anything happens 570 00:46:30,395 --> 00:46:32,522 that should be enough. 571 00:46:32,730 --> 00:46:35,024 I don't like you leaving the village. 572 00:46:36,274 --> 00:46:40,070 With Astérix and Obélix as escort, there's no risk. 573 00:46:40,404 --> 00:46:41,488 Let's go, Obélix. 574 00:46:53,623 --> 00:46:54,666 Come on, Dogmatix. 575 00:47:24,359 --> 00:47:26,903 The sacred forest starts here. 576 00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:32,241 Only druids can enter it. Wait for me here. 577 00:47:38,579 --> 00:47:43,000 Follow him. Any problems, race back to us. Go. 578 00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:14,070 I declare the 2000th Golden Sickle Ceremony open. 579 00:48:14,736 --> 00:48:19,199 As always, the Golden Sickle will go to the best among us. 580 00:48:19,449 --> 00:48:22,535 I summon Druid Plaintcontrix! 581 00:48:37,173 --> 00:48:42,677 My potion gives superhuman strength to those who drink it. 582 00:48:42,886 --> 00:48:48,391 For about 10 minutes they're nearly invincible. 583 00:48:49,726 --> 00:48:51,977 You'll see. I'll choose someone... 584 00:48:53,312 --> 00:48:56,732 At random... You! Yes, you. Come on. 585 00:48:57,483 --> 00:48:58,734 Come here. 586 00:49:03,237 --> 00:49:05,531 Drink. Slowly. 587 00:49:22,505 --> 00:49:25,299 If what you say is true, with your magic potion 588 00:49:25,466 --> 00:49:29,511 we could kick the Romans out of Gaul! 589 00:49:31,429 --> 00:49:33,431 No! My master Mathusálix 590 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,975 gave me the secret of the potion on the condition 591 00:49:37,184 --> 00:49:40,812 we only use it for defense, and never to attack. 592 00:49:41,563 --> 00:49:45,149 You'll see why. See that rock? 593 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:54,699 You are going to lift it and hold it over your head. 594 00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:08,879 I trust we agree 595 00:50:09,129 --> 00:50:12,840 this Getafix should be awarded this year's Golden Sickle Award. 596 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:20,847 Now imagine for a second that this man was a vile, 597 00:50:21,056 --> 00:50:24,601 ambitious and unscrupulous type, or still worse, a Roman! 598 00:50:26,436 --> 00:50:30,147 But I am a Roman! 599 00:50:33,942 --> 00:50:34,943 Guard! 600 00:50:43,326 --> 00:50:44,118 Want some? 601 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:48,121 You were more fun when you weren't dieting. 602 00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:51,166 Falbalá won't marry you anyway. 603 00:50:51,374 --> 00:50:54,044 She loves Tragicómix, not you. 604 00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:56,296 - You're jealous. - You're nuts. 605 00:50:56,505 --> 00:50:59,256 You'll meet someone one day 606 00:50:59,465 --> 00:51:02,468 understand what it means to love and be loved. 607 00:51:02,968 --> 00:51:04,470 Eat. 608 00:51:04,678 --> 00:51:06,554 You can't starve to death because of a girl. 609 00:51:07,639 --> 00:51:08,973 Just a bite, then. 610 00:51:10,224 --> 00:51:13,186 What is it, Dogmatix? Is Getafix in trouble? 611 00:51:14,395 --> 00:51:16,104 Forbidden or not, we must go. No time for eating. 612 00:51:16,313 --> 00:51:19,066 Hurry! 613 00:51:41,502 --> 00:51:42,419 Where is he? 614 00:51:44,755 --> 00:51:45,631 Getafix! Which one is him? 615 00:51:53,012 --> 00:51:53,971 Sacrilege! 616 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,974 This forest is sacred, you've no right to be here. 617 00:51:57,141 --> 00:51:58,768 Where's Getafix? 618 00:51:59,018 --> 00:52:02,228 You've broken the taboo. Shame on you! 619 00:52:02,437 --> 00:52:04,856 Tell us where Getafix is or we'll let you hang here. 620 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:10,861 The Romans took him. We were betrayed. 621 00:52:11,653 --> 00:52:14,239 Look Dogmatix brought something. 622 00:52:14,698 --> 00:52:15,699 Give it to me. 623 00:52:16,450 --> 00:52:19,619 A piece of Getafix's robe. Seek boy! 624 00:52:19,827 --> 00:52:21,621 Dogmatix will pick up his scent. 625 00:52:24,373 --> 00:52:27,083 By Toutatis! Get me down, 626 00:52:27,292 --> 00:52:30,295 or I'll curse you for ten generations! 627 00:52:31,588 --> 00:52:34,049 - They're not our druids. - Don't be silly. 628 00:52:35,216 --> 00:52:37,259 All right, I'll do it. 629 00:52:51,272 --> 00:52:52,356 No thank you? 630 00:53:00,947 --> 00:53:04,867 The Roma... 631 00:53:05,159 --> 00:53:09,496 The Romans! Romans everywhere. 632 00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:24,551 We still have a pot of magic potion. 633 00:53:24,801 --> 00:53:28,180 - Then what? - We'll see... 634 00:53:39,522 --> 00:53:41,774 You wanted Caesar's army, well, there it is. 635 00:53:44,027 --> 00:53:46,237 - Where are you going? - To free Getafix. 636 00:53:47,572 --> 00:53:48,572 Wait, let me think. 637 00:54:00,374 --> 00:54:01,167 Hey, you! 638 00:54:04,336 --> 00:54:05,254 Come here! 639 00:54:07,255 --> 00:54:08,465 Come back. 640 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:14,637 Drop the bread. 641 00:54:16,388 --> 00:54:18,557 As a man of great intellience 642 00:54:18,765 --> 00:54:20,976 you must know why you're here. 643 00:54:21,184 --> 00:54:23,520 You want the magic potion formula. 644 00:54:23,729 --> 00:54:25,229 Why? 645 00:54:25,521 --> 00:54:29,150 I read ambition and deceit on your face. 646 00:54:29,358 --> 00:54:32,445 You want to overthrow Caesar and rule over Rome. 647 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:34,779 I'm like an open book to you. 648 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:39,743 Now you must understand why you must give me the formula. 649 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:41,578 I'd rather die. 650 00:54:43,704 --> 00:54:49,334 You? Die here? And take your secret to the grave. Never! 651 00:54:49,543 --> 00:54:51,919 No, Druid, you won't die. 652 00:54:52,170 --> 00:54:54,964 But, if you don't give me 653 00:54:55,214 --> 00:55:00,178 your magic potion formula, you'll regret ever being born. 654 00:55:01,344 --> 00:55:03,388 This machine was devised 655 00:55:03,597 --> 00:55:06,850 to cause unbearable pain. 656 00:55:07,392 --> 00:55:08,518 It was my idea. 657 00:55:08,893 --> 00:55:12,438 I'll let you get acquainted. I'll be back shortly. 658 00:55:13,147 --> 00:55:15,816 Think well before giving me your answer. 659 00:55:24,824 --> 00:55:25,908 Here, put it on. 660 00:55:26,909 --> 00:55:29,286 All right, one more time. Who are you? 661 00:55:29,494 --> 00:55:33,832 Obelus, legionary second cohort, third maníple. 662 00:55:33,999 --> 00:55:36,042 - And me? - Astérix, my best friend. 663 00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:38,502 Are you doing it on purpose? 664 00:55:38,711 --> 00:55:40,754 You're Astérix, a Gaulish spy. 665 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,673 - That's it? - No. 666 00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:45,426 You were trying to enter 667 00:55:45,633 --> 00:55:47,176 the camp to free your druid. 668 00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:48,845 and to who do you want to surrender? 669 00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:52,640 - And who will you deliver me to? - I don't know! I deliver menhirs, not friends. 670 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:56,560 - To Caesar, idiot. - All right, to Caesar Idiot. 671 00:55:56,768 --> 00:55:58,562 Are they related? 672 00:55:58,770 --> 00:56:00,897 Is Caesar Idiot related to Caesar? 673 00:56:01,106 --> 00:56:04,024 You deliver me to Julius Caesar. 674 00:56:04,233 --> 00:56:06,819 - The idiot is you. - I thought I was Obelus. 675 00:56:07,111 --> 00:56:10,030 He's driving me nuts. To reiterate. 676 00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,283 You're Obelus, all right? 677 00:56:12,615 --> 00:56:13,867 You deliver me to Julius Caesar. 678 00:56:14,868 --> 00:56:17,579 When I say "Obelus, by Toutatis, you're Obélix" 679 00:56:17,787 --> 00:56:19,747 you're Obélix again. 680 00:56:19,956 --> 00:56:23,667 When you say "Obelus, by Toutatis, you're Obélix" 681 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,878 I become Obélix again and not before. See? 682 00:56:27,087 --> 00:56:27,921 Got it. 683 00:56:28,130 --> 00:56:31,299 Then we capture Caesar and swap him for Getafix. 684 00:56:31,549 --> 00:56:32,633 Wait. 685 00:56:33,342 --> 00:56:35,928 I have to bash you a bit so you look like a prisoner. 686 00:56:36,137 --> 00:56:40,265 - So Falbalá doesn't love me? - What's she got to do with it? 687 00:56:40,473 --> 00:56:41,141 Nothing. 688 00:56:44,477 --> 00:56:46,604 A gaulish spy! He's mine. 689 00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:50,691 - So does she love me? - She does. 690 00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:54,778 She adores you. You're the man of her dreams. 691 00:56:54,987 --> 00:56:56,780 The man of her dreams? That's better. 692 00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:13,461 - What do you want? - To deliver this to Caesar. 693 00:57:13,712 --> 00:57:16,839 To Caesar? Are you kidding? Go sober up. 694 00:57:21,844 --> 00:57:25,513 Guards, to the rescue! 695 00:57:29,308 --> 00:57:31,519 Take me to Caesar. Special delivery. 696 00:57:33,937 --> 00:57:34,729 What's this? 697 00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:37,524 A Gaulish spy trying to sneak in. 698 00:57:37,732 --> 00:57:41,111 Claims he's the assistant to a druid called Getafix. 699 00:57:41,653 --> 00:57:43,946 You're the assistant to Getafix the druid? 700 00:57:44,196 --> 00:57:44,905 Yes. 701 00:57:45,573 --> 00:57:49,201 He claims he has important secrets to tell Caesar. 702 00:57:50,202 --> 00:57:51,203 Yes, yes. 703 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:59,585 Old druid, you'll talk eventually. 704 00:57:59,794 --> 00:58:03,255 You can start when you want. 705 00:58:15,182 --> 00:58:16,016 Is that so? 706 00:58:22,855 --> 00:58:23,398 Over there. 707 00:58:28,318 --> 00:58:30,362 So you're Getafix's assistant? 708 00:58:30,821 --> 00:58:31,571 Yes. 709 00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:35,200 - Bravo! What's your name? - Legionary Obelus. 710 00:58:35,492 --> 00:58:38,494 Well, Obelus, I'm tripling your pay. 711 00:58:39,787 --> 00:58:41,122 I'm a bit hungry. 712 00:58:41,330 --> 00:58:44,291 Take him to the kitchen and give him anything he wants. 713 00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:53,174 Obelus! By Toutatis... 714 00:58:56,510 --> 00:59:01,473 Obelus! By Toutatis! 715 00:59:07,478 --> 00:59:09,772 Druid! Do you know this man? 716 00:59:10,106 --> 00:59:11,274 Not at all. 717 00:59:11,691 --> 00:59:14,901 No point lying, Getafix. He knows I'm your assistant 718 00:59:15,110 --> 00:59:17,278 and that I help you prepare the potion. 719 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,241 To the machine! 720 00:59:29,123 --> 00:59:30,124 Well? 721 00:59:38,214 --> 00:59:42,968 Obelus, by Toutatis, be Obélix again! 722 00:59:46,513 --> 00:59:49,848 Obelus, by Toutatis... 723 01:00:06,030 --> 01:00:07,823 A bit small, your boar cutlets. 724 01:00:08,198 --> 01:00:12,536 It's mutton. Boar is for savages. Want some chicken? 725 01:00:12,786 --> 01:00:16,330 - Yes. - How many? - 20. I'm on a diet. 726 01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:23,629 - Did somebody scream? - It's normal here. 727 01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:27,131 Dogmatix come here! What about your cutlet? 728 01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:31,302 Not the feet! 729 01:00:33,179 --> 01:00:35,013 It pulls! It pulls! 730 01:00:35,305 --> 01:00:38,308 This is the limit. If we continue, he may die. 731 01:00:38,975 --> 01:00:41,228 Gauls would rather die than surrender. 732 01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:46,065 - Do you agree? - In principle, yes. 733 01:00:46,399 --> 01:00:50,277 But in practice, we can be a bit more flexible. 734 01:00:53,112 --> 01:00:54,531 You asked for it. 735 01:00:59,828 --> 01:01:01,787 Yes, Dogmatix... 736 01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:04,831 Go fetch the fat guy. 737 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,000 Swap the Gaul for the dog. 738 01:01:07,209 --> 01:01:09,586 - You can't do that! - You can't do that! 739 01:01:09,836 --> 01:01:11,003 Just watch me. 740 01:01:15,466 --> 01:01:20,804 Stop! You win. I'll make you the magic potion. 741 01:01:21,054 --> 01:01:22,889 They'll raze the village! 742 01:01:23,139 --> 01:01:26,351 Don't worry, this bastard needs the potion 743 01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:29,019 to eliminate and supplant Caesar. 744 01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:31,063 You've got it right, Druid. 745 01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:37,485 I don't care about your village. It's Rome I want! 746 01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:42,615 I, Detritus, want to rule over Rome! 747 01:01:42,907 --> 01:01:43,366 Dogma... 748 01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:47,661 Have you seen a little white dog with black spots? 749 01:01:48,119 --> 01:01:49,204 - No. - No! 750 01:01:50,914 --> 01:01:51,915 Dogmatix! 751 01:01:52,582 --> 01:01:54,709 No way! 752 01:01:57,711 --> 01:01:58,754 Olibrius! 753 01:02:00,297 --> 01:02:02,424 Arrest that traitor Detritus! 754 01:02:02,675 --> 01:02:05,134 - Give me 5 minutes. - I don't want to see him. 755 01:02:05,343 --> 01:02:08,429 Feed him to the lions. 756 01:02:08,930 --> 01:02:11,974 I can't stand traitors in the family. 757 01:02:12,183 --> 01:02:15,644 Brutus can confirm this. Eh? True, Brutus? 758 01:02:15,977 --> 01:02:17,813 Yes, it's true. You're right, Dad. 759 01:02:36,788 --> 01:02:40,208 Detritus, on Caesar's orders, you're under arrest. 760 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:41,958 Help me, guards! 761 01:02:48,673 --> 01:02:49,548 Dogmatix! 762 01:02:53,385 --> 01:02:55,930 Ah, here you are. Where's my prisoner? 763 01:02:56,138 --> 01:02:58,098 This isn't the time. Move. 764 01:02:58,307 --> 01:03:02,894 I wasn't talking to you. Where's my prisoner? 765 01:03:03,102 --> 01:03:05,146 But I'm a prisoner too. 766 01:03:05,355 --> 01:03:07,482 Arrest him. He must be an accomplice. 767 01:03:15,864 --> 01:03:18,699 Soldier! You're just the man I need. 768 01:03:19,450 --> 01:03:21,744 I want you in my personal guard. 769 01:03:21,952 --> 01:03:23,996 First tell me where my prisoner is. 770 01:03:24,330 --> 01:03:27,040 Don't worry, he's fine where he is. 771 01:03:28,374 --> 01:03:34,172 If you help me capture Caesar, I'll make you my chief centurion. 772 01:03:35,589 --> 01:03:37,132 Capture Caesar? 773 01:03:38,634 --> 01:03:40,010 I have an idea. 774 01:03:40,594 --> 01:03:41,386 Guards! 775 01:03:50,770 --> 01:03:51,562 Caesar! 776 01:03:53,313 --> 01:03:56,483 In the name of the people of Rome, you're under arrest. 777 01:03:57,817 --> 01:04:00,904 To the dungeon! Guard him day and night. 778 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:04,865 Ticketdebús, rally the troops. I'm going to make a speech. 779 01:04:06,784 --> 01:04:10,496 Soldiers! Our beloved leader, Julius Caesar, 780 01:04:10,995 --> 01:04:13,790 has fallen seriously ill. 781 01:04:15,249 --> 01:04:18,294 He has asked me, while he recovers, 782 01:04:18,503 --> 01:04:21,421 to take command of the army. 783 01:04:21,630 --> 01:04:25,342 Given the circumstances, I've doubled your pay. 784 01:04:25,717 --> 01:04:26,927 Well! 785 01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:30,888 I also want to announce the promotion 786 01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:35,935 of legionary Obelus to the rank of centurion 787 01:04:36,143 --> 01:04:39,604 in charge of my personal security. 788 01:04:49,196 --> 01:04:52,449 Finally, in order to please the gods 789 01:04:52,699 --> 01:04:55,494 so they speed up Caesar's recovery, 790 01:04:55,826 --> 01:04:58,454 games will be organized tonight and you're all invited! 791 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:05,501 Can I see my prisoner? 792 01:05:06,294 --> 01:05:08,338 Tonight at the games, Okay? 793 01:05:08,546 --> 01:05:10,131 Great! 794 01:05:14,259 --> 01:05:16,136 From here, no one's allowed in. 795 01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:17,554 You stay here. 796 01:05:23,601 --> 01:05:24,518 No trespassing. 797 01:05:32,275 --> 01:05:33,651 Got everything you need? 798 01:05:35,069 --> 01:05:35,612 No. 799 01:05:37,155 --> 01:05:39,699 - What else do you want? - My assistant. 800 01:05:40,783 --> 01:05:42,826 I knew it. Here he is. 801 01:05:43,619 --> 01:05:46,997 I had to take a few precautions, you understand. 802 01:05:47,206 --> 01:05:50,833 I don't want your assistant to drink the potion before me. 803 01:06:36,332 --> 01:06:36,957 - Well? - Almost ready. 804 01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:41,420 I just have to say the magic formula. 805 01:06:41,962 --> 01:06:43,714 Then say it. 806 01:06:44,047 --> 01:06:46,090 My assistant must repeat it after me. 807 01:06:46,549 --> 01:06:48,509 Remove his gag. 808 01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:51,471 He's a bit too far away. 809 01:07:17,744 --> 01:07:18,745 What's he saying? 810 01:07:21,913 --> 01:07:25,000 By Toutatis, get ready to drink the potion. 811 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,961 If we fail, we're stuffed. 812 01:07:28,170 --> 01:07:30,045 Yes, you should take it now! 813 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,340 It's hot! 814 01:07:54,234 --> 01:07:56,360 You gambled and you lost. 815 01:07:56,610 --> 01:07:58,571 My revenge will be terrible. 816 01:07:59,155 --> 01:08:01,157 All right, let's try this potion. 817 01:08:01,532 --> 01:08:04,243 If by chance it's a vulgar vegetable soup, 818 01:08:04,744 --> 01:08:07,746 it's you who'll cop it. I'm warning you. 819 01:08:37,606 --> 01:08:40,275 It's a very moving moment. 820 01:08:52,201 --> 01:08:53,703 It works! 821 01:08:56,247 --> 01:08:59,875 To the dungeon! You won't stay long, don't worry. 822 01:09:10,384 --> 01:09:12,386 What's Obélix doing? 823 01:09:16,181 --> 01:09:21,394 When I'm emperor, I'll name you general of the guard. 824 01:09:22,353 --> 01:09:23,354 What about Caesar? 825 01:09:25,606 --> 01:09:27,691 Caesar? Who's he? 826 01:10:09,687 --> 01:10:10,604 Falbalá! 827 01:10:22,197 --> 01:10:24,575 - You like animals, Gaul? - Yes. Why? 828 01:10:24,825 --> 01:10:26,410 Then you'll have fun. 829 01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:30,413 Centurions! Legionaries! 830 01:10:30,871 --> 01:10:34,333 Lay your bets... 831 01:10:34,834 --> 01:10:37,378 What bets? 832 01:10:37,962 --> 01:10:41,047 A prisoner will enter through that door. 833 01:10:41,256 --> 01:10:44,342 He must cross the full length of the arena. 834 01:10:44,551 --> 01:10:47,178 If he makes it to here, his life will be spared. 835 01:10:47,387 --> 01:10:48,512 - Get it? - Yes. 836 01:10:48,721 --> 01:10:52,057 We bet on which animal will eat him. It's my idea. 837 01:10:53,767 --> 01:10:57,687 - What if he makes it? - That never happens. 838 01:10:58,437 --> 01:11:01,190 But if you want to bet your pay at 1000-1 I'm in. 839 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,900 Agreed. 840 01:11:03,985 --> 01:11:06,027 Your pay? Thousand against one? 841 01:11:06,695 --> 01:11:10,657 You've got guts. I like that. Let's shake hands. 842 01:11:11,825 --> 01:11:13,159 The bet is on. 843 01:11:14,952 --> 01:11:17,871 You said I'd see my prisoner at the games? 844 01:11:18,247 --> 01:11:19,665 There he is. 845 01:11:26,587 --> 01:11:35,679 Legionaries... The first prisoner is the Gaul Astérix! 846 01:11:51,609 --> 01:11:54,445 Obelus! Obelus! 847 01:11:57,156 --> 01:11:59,117 Be Obélix again! 848 01:12:01,076 --> 01:12:02,327 Obelus! By Toutatis! 849 01:12:16,549 --> 01:12:19,300 What's this? 850 01:12:33,647 --> 01:12:37,108 I don't like this. I must get out. 851 01:12:51,329 --> 01:12:52,664 Brave! Well done! 852 01:13:05,633 --> 01:13:08,886 What's this? What are they doing here? 853 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:19,396 They usually prefer to get out. 854 01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:23,857 Getting worried about your bet? 855 01:13:41,289 --> 01:13:42,415 Down. 856 01:13:45,001 --> 01:13:48,003 - He's smart, this Gaul. - You bet. 857 01:13:48,546 --> 01:13:54,593 Obélix! Do something. Don't you get it? 858 01:13:56,595 --> 01:13:57,553 Obélix! 859 01:14:00,390 --> 01:14:02,850 Down! In your kennel. 860 01:14:08,438 --> 01:14:10,482 Now it's giant lizards! 861 01:14:56,523 --> 01:14:57,398 It tickles. 862 01:15:09,867 --> 01:15:12,370 Obelus, by Toutatis, become... 863 01:15:15,081 --> 01:15:17,458 No one's ever survived the spiders. 864 01:15:20,543 --> 01:15:24,422 You've lost, Obelus. 1000 times your pay, remember? 865 01:16:13,548 --> 01:16:15,967 What this Gaul did is amazing! 866 01:16:23,140 --> 01:16:27,853 Obelus! Obelus! Shut up! 867 01:17:06,304 --> 01:17:07,721 Eat this, fatso. 868 01:17:33,078 --> 01:17:38,665 Obelus! Obelus! By Touta... 869 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:46,380 You said if he made it, he'd live. 870 01:17:46,631 --> 01:17:50,051 Under Caesar. Me I'm entitled to a joker. 871 01:17:50,343 --> 01:17:54,137 - Is the joker an animal? - Worse! He's a man! 872 01:17:57,057 --> 01:18:00,226 Obelus... by Toutatis! 873 01:18:03,187 --> 01:18:06,106 Listen, I think he's talking about you. 874 01:18:06,315 --> 01:18:10,193 - What's he saying? I can't hear. - I'll read his lips. 875 01:18:10,401 --> 01:18:14,447 - You can read lips? - Sure. I was trained as a spy. 876 01:18:24,915 --> 01:18:25,999 He said 877 01:18:26,249 --> 01:18:29,668 "Obelus, by Toutatis, be Obélix again. Quick!" 878 01:18:30,211 --> 01:18:33,756 - Are you sure? - Of course! Very well, then... 879 01:18:38,051 --> 01:18:39,385 Hands off my pal. 880 01:18:47,851 --> 01:18:50,729 What were you doing? I've been calling out for an hour. 881 01:18:50,896 --> 01:18:53,565 - I couldn't hear. - Let's free Getafix. 882 01:18:53,815 --> 01:18:55,024 - Where is he? - Over there. 883 01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,321 By Toutatis! You handle it. 884 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,587 Bravo, Obélix! 885 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:24,842 It's okay, it just tickles. 886 01:19:27,428 --> 01:19:30,514 I hate spiders. 887 01:19:30,681 --> 01:19:32,724 Wait! 888 01:19:45,277 --> 01:19:47,321 Let me whack a couple. 889 01:19:56,245 --> 01:19:57,580 Let me show you. 890 01:20:12,593 --> 01:20:14,261 The cats! 891 01:20:29,566 --> 01:20:31,568 Bastards! 892 01:20:31,776 --> 01:20:34,445 See you, Romans! 893 01:20:37,072 --> 01:20:38,866 Over there. We're here, Getafix. 894 01:20:40,659 --> 01:20:41,535 Dogmatix! Come on, my little puppy! 895 01:20:46,289 --> 01:20:46,956 Obélix. 896 01:20:50,710 --> 01:20:53,462 Our enemies' enemies are our friends. 897 01:20:54,629 --> 01:20:57,632 It's your lucky day, pal. 898 01:20:57,841 --> 01:20:58,759 Yes, go on. 899 01:21:03,846 --> 01:21:06,390 Alert! The Romans are attacking. 900 01:21:06,682 --> 01:21:08,851 We must show them, because that's it. 901 01:21:13,897 --> 01:21:15,857 We're home! 902 01:21:21,445 --> 01:21:23,238 It's Obélix! 903 01:21:23,488 --> 01:21:25,157 Of course! Who else? 904 01:21:25,407 --> 01:21:27,784 Dressed like a Roman? 905 01:21:27,993 --> 01:21:28,993 I'll explain. 906 01:21:34,707 --> 01:21:35,750 Who's he? 907 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:38,877 A prisoner of the Romans. We freed him. 908 01:21:39,085 --> 01:21:41,921 Fulliautomátix, get rid of the mask. 909 01:21:45,758 --> 01:21:47,134 Not like that. 910 01:21:51,430 --> 01:21:53,140 What are you doing? 911 01:21:53,348 --> 01:21:56,893 Remove the mask, by Toutatis! That's an order! 912 01:21:57,268 --> 01:21:58,185 You asked for it. 913 01:22:06,276 --> 01:22:09,112 Julius! It's Julius Caesar. 914 01:22:09,863 --> 01:22:13,116 Julius Caesar is my prisoner! 915 01:22:13,532 --> 01:22:16,410 Julius Caesar is our prisoner! 916 01:22:16,744 --> 01:22:19,997 The situation is more serious than you think. 917 01:22:21,248 --> 01:22:25,793 Obélix, Astérix, Vitalstatistix, and you, Caesar... we must talk. 918 01:22:26,002 --> 01:22:28,921 I must change clothes. I'm sick of being a Roman. 919 01:22:31,631 --> 01:22:34,718 Detritus's army will soon attack us. 920 01:22:34,885 --> 01:22:37,262 They outnumber us 1000-1. 921 01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:39,806 - Is that all? - We have the potion. 922 01:22:40,015 --> 01:22:42,224 Only enough for one pot. 923 01:22:42,433 --> 01:22:44,560 - They too have it now. - What? 924 01:22:44,852 --> 01:22:47,938 Detritus forced me to make it. 925 01:22:48,105 --> 01:22:49,689 Only one pot. 926 01:22:49,939 --> 01:22:52,900 They outnumber us. 927 01:22:53,151 --> 01:22:56,070 The potion will tip the scales in their favour. 928 01:22:56,446 --> 01:22:58,738 Then our village will be 929 01:22:58,947 --> 01:23:01,783 wiped off the map for ever 930 01:23:01,992 --> 01:23:06,913 and Caesar will be killed by Detritus. - What do you think, Caesar? 931 01:23:07,329 --> 01:23:09,331 What you say is right, Druid. 932 01:23:10,291 --> 01:23:12,626 But I want to make you an offer. 933 01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:15,254 If you help me back into power, 934 01:23:15,713 --> 01:23:17,672 you will be exempt from taxes. 935 01:23:18,047 --> 01:23:22,552 And you can continue to live outside Roman law. 936 01:23:22,844 --> 01:23:25,054 - Well, Chief? - Interesting. 937 01:23:25,263 --> 01:23:28,724 But it would be even better 938 01:23:28,932 --> 01:23:31,935 if Petitbónum became a tax-free zone. 939 01:23:32,144 --> 01:23:33,478 You go too far. 940 01:23:33,729 --> 01:23:35,229 Stop haggling. 941 01:23:35,813 --> 01:23:39,942 Do we stand a chance? 942 01:23:40,234 --> 01:23:42,111 - Yes, but a very slim chance. - Tell us about it. 943 01:23:42,319 --> 01:23:44,362 I can increase the potion's power 944 01:23:44,571 --> 01:23:47,115 by adding two-headed unicorn's milk. 945 01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:50,243 They've been extinct for ages! 946 01:23:50,451 --> 01:23:52,995 Mathusálix still has a flask of their milk. 947 01:23:53,245 --> 01:23:57,124 No one's seen the old nutter for ages. 948 01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:01,919 Show some respect for my great-grandfather and teacher. 949 01:24:02,128 --> 01:24:05,339 The Romans are attacking, Chief! 950 01:24:05,506 --> 01:24:06,507 Where? 951 01:24:07,049 --> 01:24:08,467 The rear gate. 952 01:24:08,634 --> 01:24:12,846 It's a diversion. In fact, they'll attack from the front. 953 01:24:13,054 --> 01:24:17,100 - How do you know? - I invented this strategy. 954 01:24:31,153 --> 01:24:32,822 Attack! 955 01:24:40,412 --> 01:24:42,664 - We must find Mathusálix. - Follow me. 956 01:24:43,748 --> 01:24:45,333 - Come on! - I'm coming. 957 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:49,670 Mathusálix! Where are you? We need you. 958 01:24:49,878 --> 01:24:52,006 Maybe he's deaf. How old is he? 959 01:24:52,297 --> 01:24:55,092 Almost 200. He's probably hiding, 960 01:24:55,342 --> 01:24:56,718 he loves pranks. 961 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,139 Mathusálix! 962 01:25:04,142 --> 01:25:05,559 What's this? 963 01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:10,355 - The end of his beard. - He must be at the other end. 964 01:25:11,731 --> 01:25:13,607 - Figure that out by yourself? - Yes. 965 01:25:30,873 --> 01:25:32,624 Let me do it. 966 01:25:32,874 --> 01:25:35,001 Go easy. 967 01:25:35,210 --> 01:25:36,420 He's stuck. 968 01:25:40,714 --> 01:25:41,632 Is that him? 969 01:25:43,467 --> 01:25:46,846 Sorry to disturb you, Mathusálix, but it's an emergency. 970 01:25:47,096 --> 01:25:49,140 We need two-headed unicorn's 971 01:25:49,348 --> 01:25:51,516 milk to save our village. 972 01:25:52,809 --> 01:25:55,311 I've been waiting for this for a long while. 973 01:25:58,772 --> 01:26:01,024 You must earn the milk of the two-headed unicorn. 974 01:26:01,233 --> 01:26:01,858 What? 975 01:26:02,651 --> 01:26:05,195 You can have it if you answer two questions. 976 01:26:05,862 --> 01:26:07,905 The Romans are attacking! 977 01:26:08,114 --> 01:26:11,075 Don't rush him. He's stubborn as a mule. 978 01:26:11,325 --> 01:26:14,328 I warning you, you can't make any mistakes. 979 01:26:16,288 --> 01:26:17,914 First question. 980 01:26:18,748 --> 01:26:22,877 A beggar had a brother. The brother died. 981 01:26:23,378 --> 01:26:27,339 But while he was alive, he had no brother. 982 01:26:29,258 --> 01:26:30,092 Why? 983 01:26:46,064 --> 01:26:50,652 Seven... Six... Careful only 5 drops left. 984 01:26:51,903 --> 01:26:56,031 Five... Four... Three... 985 01:26:56,865 --> 01:26:59,785 If you can't guess, ask the Romans for help. 986 01:27:01,286 --> 01:27:03,538 The beggar is a woman! 987 01:27:04,205 --> 01:27:05,623 Correct. 988 01:27:08,292 --> 01:27:10,419 Everybody to the barricade! 989 01:27:30,937 --> 01:27:33,815 Drink the potion. I'll get some more. 990 01:27:42,489 --> 01:27:43,657 Boss! 991 01:27:43,824 --> 01:27:44,699 Who is it? 992 01:27:44,866 --> 01:27:47,743 We need some potion to match the Gauls. 993 01:27:47,910 --> 01:27:51,664 lmposible. It's solely for my personal use. 994 01:27:51,872 --> 01:27:53,165 The troops are tired. 995 01:27:53,415 --> 01:27:55,751 So are the Gauls. Soon they'll run out of potion. 996 01:27:56,918 --> 01:27:58,127 Now beat it. 997 01:27:58,336 --> 01:28:00,922 And now the second riddle. 998 01:28:01,798 --> 01:28:06,301 I have neither sister nor brother. 999 01:28:06,551 --> 01:28:09,638 But this man's son is my father's son. Who is he? 1000 01:28:11,264 --> 01:28:13,725 20 drops... 1001 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:17,019 Easy, I must keep some for Astérix. 1002 01:28:17,770 --> 01:28:20,856 What are they doing? What's keeping them? 1003 01:28:38,038 --> 01:28:40,499 I'll show them! 1004 01:28:49,966 --> 01:28:50,757 Five... 1005 01:28:51,091 --> 01:28:52,842 - I think I know. - Say it. 1006 01:28:53,259 --> 01:28:53,885 Four... 1007 01:28:54,052 --> 01:28:55,970 But I'm not sure. 1008 01:28:56,137 --> 01:28:57,055 - Three... - Go ahead. 1009 01:28:57,263 --> 01:29:00,808 - What if I'm wrong? - Two... - Never mind, say it. 1010 01:29:01,558 --> 01:29:03,769 It's my father. 1011 01:29:04,144 --> 01:29:08,272 - What was the question again? - Is he kidding? 1012 01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:11,567 Not at all. At my age, it's normal to have memory lapses. 1013 01:29:11,818 --> 01:29:13,444 I'll strangle the old gremlin. 1014 01:29:15,488 --> 01:29:18,114 "I have neither brother nor sister, 1015 01:29:18,323 --> 01:29:20,659 but this man's son is my father's son. Who is he?" 1016 01:29:21,034 --> 01:29:23,161 My father. 1017 01:29:24,788 --> 01:29:25,872 Correct. 1018 01:29:26,246 --> 01:29:27,790 - Sure? - No. 1019 01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:29,124 If he says so... 1020 01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:31,293 It was a fluke. 1021 01:29:31,543 --> 01:29:34,546 As long as it's correct... 1022 01:29:34,755 --> 01:29:36,631 - I just blurted it out... - Shut up! 1023 01:29:36,798 --> 01:29:40,593 The flask, O Great Druid! 1024 01:29:51,436 --> 01:29:52,312 The flask! 1025 01:29:58,901 --> 01:30:01,153 Bravo, Dogmatix! Good dog. 1026 01:30:01,362 --> 01:30:04,155 My dog is so clever. 1027 01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:14,623 Stop! What are you doing? By Toutatis! 1028 01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:16,792 There's some left. 1029 01:30:25,966 --> 01:30:28,719 - Here. Drink, quick. - Obélix too? 1030 01:30:28,928 --> 01:30:32,555 Yes, the unicorn milk changes the nature of the potion. 1031 01:30:32,764 --> 01:30:34,724 The effect is very different. You'll see. 1032 01:30:36,518 --> 01:30:39,978 Not bad. Unicorn milk adds a nice flavour. 1033 01:30:45,150 --> 01:30:49,195 - I can? - Since I say so. Drink. 1034 01:30:52,448 --> 01:30:55,451 - What will it do to me? - Wait and you'll see. 1035 01:31:48,039 --> 01:31:50,832 Come to Papa! 1036 01:32:00,424 --> 01:32:02,843 Attack! Go! 1037 01:32:15,938 --> 01:32:17,689 Back into battle! 1038 01:32:41,628 --> 01:32:46,006 Cowards! Louses! Losers! 1039 01:33:00,603 --> 01:33:05,231 I'll show you morons. Can't count on anyone. 1040 01:33:34,716 --> 01:33:35,342 Ave Caesar. 1041 01:33:36,301 --> 01:33:38,761 Ave Caesar. 1042 01:33:39,595 --> 01:33:40,596 Legionaries, 1043 01:33:41,055 --> 01:33:44,183 the Gauls of this village are now our friends 1044 01:33:45,225 --> 01:33:46,185 and allies. 1045 01:33:46,393 --> 01:33:49,187 They saved me from the clutches of Detritus. 1046 01:33:51,314 --> 01:33:53,191 Without them, I'd be dead. 1047 01:33:55,693 --> 01:34:00,363 - Your time has come, Detritus. - Have mercy, noble Caesar. 1048 01:34:01,281 --> 01:34:04,200 I don't know what got into me. I wasn't myself. 1049 01:34:04,409 --> 01:34:06,702 - I lost my head. - You said it. 1050 01:34:09,788 --> 01:34:12,207 Just a moment. 1051 01:34:12,666 --> 01:34:16,878 Please don't do it, Caesar. All right, I gambled... 1052 01:34:16,878 --> 01:34:19,589 I gambled and lost. Punish me and let's put it behind us. 1053 01:34:19,922 --> 01:34:21,758 - You're vile. - Precisely. 1054 01:34:22,675 --> 01:34:24,384 Think... 1055 01:34:24,843 --> 01:34:27,679 You always need someone vile 1056 01:34:27,888 --> 01:34:29,181 when you're in power. 1057 01:34:29,431 --> 01:34:30,974 Quiet! 1058 01:34:31,141 --> 01:34:33,642 No need to get your hands dirty. 1059 01:34:34,268 --> 01:34:36,604 I can do everything. 1060 01:34:36,812 --> 01:34:40,232 Spy, denounce, betray my friends. My favourite! 1061 01:34:40,441 --> 01:34:43,985 Perjury too... 1062 01:34:44,193 --> 01:34:45,445 You disgust me. 1063 01:34:45,695 --> 01:34:48,489 You know me well. Did you hear? I disgust him. 1064 01:34:49,449 --> 01:34:52,159 That means I can't disappoint you. 1065 01:34:52,993 --> 01:34:54,453 The danger, Caesar... 1066 01:34:55,662 --> 01:34:59,583 The danger is all those traitors around you, 1067 01:34:59,791 --> 01:35:01,876 who you think are loyal. 1068 01:35:02,460 --> 01:35:05,546 - Who do you mean? - I mean... 1069 01:35:07,256 --> 01:35:09,299 I can't tell you in public. 1070 01:35:10,049 --> 01:35:11,468 I feel uncomfortable. 1071 01:35:12,051 --> 01:35:12,802 If you are interested, 1072 01:35:13,219 --> 01:35:17,765 I'll prepare you a list and we'll discuss it. 1073 01:35:19,099 --> 01:35:20,684 Take him. 1074 01:35:20,893 --> 01:35:23,437 I'll prepare the list. You'll be surprised. 1075 01:35:23,979 --> 01:35:27,148 There are people waiting to stab 1076 01:35:27,356 --> 01:35:30,901 you in the back. Close friends, even relatives. 1077 01:35:31,152 --> 01:35:33,863 Understand? Relatives! Ciao, Caesar. 1078 01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:49,543 Falbalá... 1079 01:35:51,378 --> 01:35:54,130 You're the tenth Obélix I've kissed tonight! 1080 01:35:54,338 --> 01:35:57,800 But I'm the real Obélix. 1081 01:35:58,426 --> 01:36:00,469 The others are just imitations. 1082 01:36:01,637 --> 01:36:06,766 Falbalá, we need to talk. I want to ask you something. 1083 01:36:06,975 --> 01:36:08,351 Go ahead, I'm listening. 1084 01:36:10,228 --> 01:36:13,564 - Will you marry me? - You can't be serious. 1085 01:36:14,565 --> 01:36:15,649 I am. Why? 1086 01:36:17,860 --> 01:36:21,487 Look, Obélix, I do love you, but like an elder brother, 1087 01:36:22,029 --> 01:36:24,782 a friend, my big teddy bear. 1088 01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:31,329 But I'm in love with Tragicómix. We're getting married soon. 1089 01:36:31,621 --> 01:36:35,750 Is that so? And yet Prólix told me... 1090 01:36:35,959 --> 01:36:38,003 You know Prólix is a crook. 1091 01:36:39,753 --> 01:36:44,550 Don't be sad. It upsets me when you're sad. 1092 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:53,850 I have to go. You're not mad, are you? Will you still be my friend? 1093 01:36:54,350 --> 01:36:57,602 My big, teddy-bear-Obélix. Promise? 1094 01:37:00,522 --> 01:37:01,523 Do you promise? 1095 01:37:02,691 --> 01:37:04,985 - Tell me you promise. - Yes. 1096 01:37:23,751 --> 01:37:27,671 Getafix, give me some more magic potion, please. 1097 01:37:28,171 --> 01:37:31,174 Aren't there enough Obélixes as it is? 1098 01:37:31,341 --> 01:37:32,426 It's not for me. 1099 01:37:41,976 --> 01:37:44,686 Falbalá... Can I have another word? 1100 01:37:44,936 --> 01:37:47,230 - What do you want with her? - Don't worry, we won't be long. 1101 01:37:47,439 --> 01:37:50,775 Come on. 1102 01:38:01,284 --> 01:38:04,829 - Falbalá... Drink this. - What is it? 1103 01:38:05,871 --> 01:38:07,832 Don't worry, I've had some too. 1104 01:38:08,457 --> 01:38:10,917 Go ahead, please. Do it for me. 1105 01:38:11,126 --> 01:38:12,210 Is it nice? 1106 01:38:17,674 --> 01:38:18,674 Not bad. 1107 01:38:33,438 --> 01:38:36,523 You can go back to your Tragicómix. 1108 01:38:36,815 --> 01:38:38,525 And you? Do you mind staying with me? 1109 01:38:40,652 --> 01:38:42,612 I think I'm in the way. I'll leave you two alone. 1110 01:38:44,447 --> 01:38:45,365 Falbalá. 1111 01:38:50,661 --> 01:38:54,206 - To your health, Romans! - To yours, Astérix! 1112 01:39:04,965 --> 01:39:05,882 See that? 1113 01:39:21,896 --> 01:39:24,232 About time! There were too many of me. 1114 01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:25,358 Me too. 1115 01:39:25,567 --> 01:39:28,653 Yes. Imagine how many boars you'd need to feed them all! 1116 01:39:36,618 --> 01:39:41,539 Obélix, Obélix, Obélix! 1117 01:39:42,289 --> 01:39:44,083 Obélix has disappeared. 1118 01:39:45,167 --> 01:39:47,128 You mean his doubles? 1119 01:39:47,336 --> 01:39:49,963 No, all of them! All gone. 1120 01:39:50,213 --> 01:39:52,507 - You've killed my friend! - Calm down! 1121 01:39:52,715 --> 01:39:56,136 The real Obélix must be around. You're here, aren't you? 1122 01:39:57,262 --> 01:39:59,096 I may disappear too. 1123 01:39:59,346 --> 01:40:02,349 How do you know? Have you used that milk before? 1124 01:40:03,016 --> 01:40:06,602 No, but Mathusálix has often used it. 1125 01:40:06,811 --> 01:40:09,230 He would have warned me of any side effects. 1126 01:40:10,231 --> 01:40:12,358 That old goat has a sick mind. 1127 01:40:13,693 --> 01:40:16,528 Don't insult my great-grandfather. 1128 01:40:16,778 --> 01:40:20,532 He taught me everything. What's wrong? 1129 01:40:20,865 --> 01:40:24,827 I feel weird. As if I'm empty inside. 1130 01:40:25,327 --> 01:40:27,371 I'm going to turn into soap bubbles. 1131 01:40:29,123 --> 01:40:35,169 That's it, it's happening. My legs tickle. My ankles too. 1132 01:40:39,549 --> 01:40:42,635 What do you want, boy? Why are you tugging at me? 1133 01:40:43,552 --> 01:40:46,221 Some would abuse this situation. 1134 01:40:46,429 --> 01:40:48,557 - But not you? - No, not me. 1135 01:40:50,517 --> 01:40:54,687 - Not that I don't want to. - Come on, kiss me, you big oaf. 1136 01:40:57,752 --> 01:40:59,254 On the mouth? 1137 01:41:09,158 --> 01:41:10,033 Falbalá! 1138 01:41:14,121 --> 01:41:16,873 Is it you? The one and only? 1139 01:41:17,791 --> 01:41:19,542 Of course I'm me. Why? 1140 01:41:19,792 --> 01:41:23,817 All the other Obélixes and Astérixes have vanished. 1141 01:41:23,817 --> 01:41:28,551 - Like Falbalá? - Yes - Tough luck, hey? 1142 01:41:28,654 --> 01:41:31,573 - Yes especially for... - Falbalá. 1143 01:41:31,636 --> 01:41:34,597 Come on. Broken hearts soon mend. 1144 01:41:34,764 --> 01:41:38,100 You'll keep the nice memories. And you'll always have me. 1145 01:41:38,308 --> 01:41:40,644 I'm so lucky. 1146 01:41:40,852 --> 01:41:41,687 Ah, finally! 1147 01:41:55,323 --> 01:41:57,075 Hey! Wait for me. 1148 01:41:57,283 --> 01:41:59,327 - Ah! Caius Bonus! - No! Enough! 1149 01:41:59,577 --> 01:42:02,580 One more. For the last time. 1150 01:42:02,789 --> 01:42:06,375 - Say hi to the Egyptians. - Caius is gone. 1151 01:42:06,625 --> 01:42:10,045 Everyone's gone. Not even one is left. 1152 01:42:17,510 --> 01:42:21,639 Don't pull that face, Obélix. It's a victory, we've won! 1153 01:42:22,722 --> 01:42:25,558 Maybe. But I've lost everything. 1154 01:42:25,892 --> 01:42:26,768 Friends, 1155 01:42:27,018 --> 01:42:30,021 tonight we're celebrating two major events. 1156 01:42:30,271 --> 01:42:32,481 Our victory over the Romans... 1157 01:42:34,066 --> 01:42:37,319 and Obélix's birthday! 1158 01:42:38,403 --> 01:42:41,405 As a kid, you fell into the magic potion... 1159 01:42:41,739 --> 01:42:42,740 Obélix! 1160 01:42:42,907 --> 01:42:45,993 Feasting with friends, whacking Romans... 1161 01:42:46,244 --> 01:42:47,203 Obélix! 1162 01:42:47,453 --> 01:42:50,538 Always carrying a menhir... 1163 01:42:50,830 --> 01:42:51,748 Obélix! 1164 01:42:51,957 --> 01:42:55,418 Love makes you blush, but you never age... 1165 01:43:00,130 --> 01:43:02,299 And now... The cake! 1166 01:43:16,978 --> 01:43:19,439 They're yours. Courtesy of Caesar. 1167 01:43:30,783 --> 01:43:32,076 Happy Birthday, Obélix. 1168 01:43:52,010 --> 01:43:54,845 You. 1169 01:44:03,269 --> 01:44:04,896 Yes, you. 1170 01:44:05,647 --> 01:44:07,565 - Here. - No! 1171 01:44:07,815 --> 01:44:09,776 - Hit me there. - No! 1172 01:44:11,026 --> 01:44:11,777 Yes. 1173 01:44:33,171 --> 01:44:36,633 He hits too hard. And he'll just swallow the cake. 1174 01:44:36,841 --> 01:44:39,092 I keep telling him he's a greedy-guts! 1175 01:44:50,728 --> 01:44:54,065 I want to sing!