了不起的狐狸爸爸
#出生在田納西的山頂 #Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
#那是最綠色的自由土地 #Greenest state in the land of the free
#他在森林長大 認識每一棵樹 #Raised in the woods so he knew every tree
#他三歲時就已力大無窮 #Kilt him a bar when he was only three
#戴維 戴維·克羅基特是荒野之王 #Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier!
#在印第安戰爭中只手作戰 #Fought single-handed through the Injun War
#直至敵人屁滾尿流地逃走 和平終於來到 #Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was in store
#正當他在解決... #And while he was handling...
醫生怎麼說? 沒說什麼 What'd the doctor say? Nothing.
估計就是個小蛔蟲 Supposedly, it's just a twenty-four hour bug.
他給了我點藥 He gave me some pills.
我說吧 你可能就是吃了不幹淨的骨頭 I told you. You probably just ate some bad gristle.
我們抄捷徑還是走風景好的那條路? We take the short cut or the scenic route?
走捷徑吧 Let's take the short cut.
可是那條路風景可美多了 But the scenic route is so much prettier.
好吧 那就走風景好的那條 很好 Okay, let's take the scenic route. Great.
其實走那條路更快一點 It's actually slightly quicker, anyway.
謝謝 Thank you.
什麼是乳鴿? 乳鴿麼 What is a squab? You know what a squab is.
跟鴿子差一樣吧 我估計 It's like a pigeon, I suppose.
我們是從馬廄底下的洞穿過去 Should we go through the hole under the horse fence...
還是從騎馬道上面爬過去? ...or climb the rail over the bridle path?
我想馬廄這邊會安全一點吧 Well, I guess the horse fence would be a little safer.
可是從騎馬道過去剛好能經過雛鳥室 But the bridle path puts us out right next to the squab shack.
好吧 Okay.
怎麼了? 你看起來不太放心的樣子 What's wrong? You're acting all skittish.
別擔心 我還沒學會跑的時候就能... Don't worry. I've been stealing birds for a living since...
以捕鳥為生了 ...before I could trot.
順便說一下 你今晚無比的美麗 By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight.
你幾乎都在閃著光呢 You're practically glowing.
也許是燈光的原因 Maybe it's the lighting.
#我在小鎮生活了太久 當我回到城市 #I've been in this town so long that back in the city
#我會迷失方向 #I've been taken for lost and gone
#長久以來無人知曉我是誰 #And unknown for a long long time
#在多年前陷入愛河 #Fell in love years ago
#愛上一個天真少女 #With an innocent girl
#她生活在西班牙的印第安 #From the Spanish and Indian home
#那是出英雄和惡棍的地方 #Home of the heroes and villains
#一天晚上 凱特蓮卷入一場大戰 #Once at night Catillian squared the fight
#她置身於槍林彈雨中 #And she was right in the rain of the bullets
#最終還是被打倒 #that eventually brought her down
#但她仍然在夜色中起舞 #But she's still dancing in the night
#那是個混亂的地方 她卻無所畏懼 #Unafraid of what a dudell do in a town full of heroes and villains
那是什麼? 什麼? What's that? What?
我看是個捕狐器! I think it's a fox-trap!
你看看 走吧 離那遠點 Look at this. No, get away from there.
是彈簧裝置嗎? Is it spring-Ioaded?
是的 我想如果你從那邊過來 Yeah... yeah, I guess if you come from over there,
然後站在雛鳥室的這個門前 ...and you're standing at this door to the squab shack,
這個小裝置可能就會導致... ...this little gadget probably triggers the...
什麼?! 親愛的 別站在那裏 What!? Move out of the way, darling.
那裏就是籠子落下的地方 別說了! 快走吧! That's right where it's going to land. Stop it! Let's go!
看來不是 而是這裏... No, it just falls straight right down...
我看不是彈簧裝置的 我懷孕了 I guess it's not spring-Ioaded. I'm pregnant.
哇! Wow!
我們要有寶寶了 We're gonna have a cub.
親愛的 那太好了 如果我們還能活到明天... Honey, that's great news. If we're still alive tomorrow...
如果我們還能活到明天早上的話 If we're still alive tomorrow morning,
我要你換份工作 ...I want you to find another line of work.
好吧 Okay.
2年後 (12個狐狸年後)
#我的孩子們長大了 #My children were raised
#就這麼突然長大 #You know they suddenly rise
#很久前他們開始放慢腳步 #They started slow long ago
#身體健康 生活富足 頭腦聰慧 #Head to toe healthy wealthy and wise
有人好好讀我的專欄嗎? Does anybody actually read my column?
你的朋友們談起過嗎? 當然 Do your friends ever talk about it? Of course.
事實上 兔子的前女友上星期還跟我說 In fact, Rabbit's ex-girlfriend just said to me last week,
"我應該看看狐狸的專欄" 但他們沒有這個報紙 "I should read Foxy's column," but they don't get the Gazette.
雅士! 你快點 為什麼? 這破報紙 Ash! Let's get cracking! Why would they? It's a rag-sheet.
我生病了 你沒有 I'm sick. You're not sick.
我發燒了 你沒發燒 I have a temperature. You don't have a temperature.
我不想去 快點吧 你要遲到了 I don't want to go. Hurry up. You're going to be late.
我喜歡你處理這事的方式 I love the way you handled that.
你表侄克裏斯托佛森6號會來 Your cousin Kristofferson's coming on the sixth.
我希望你能對他非常好 I want you to be extra nice to him
因為他現在正經曆一段困難時光呢 ...because he's going through a very hard time right now.
那他睡哪? Where's he gonna sleep?
我們在你屋裏給他支張床 We're gonna make a bed for him in your room.
我騰不出地方來 他睡爸爸書房吧 I can't spare the space. Put him in Dad's study.
爸爸的書房自己要用 Dad's study is occupied by Dad.
我不想再住在洞裏了 弄得我好像很窮似的 I don't want to live in a hole anymore. It makes me feel poor.
我們是窮... 但是我們很幸福啊 We are poor... but we're happy.
還行吧 Comme-ci, comme-ca.
不管怎麼說 地面上視野也會比較好 Anyway, the views are better above ground.
親愛的 以非狐狸年計算我已經7歲了 Honey, I'm seven non-fox-years old now.
我父親是7歲半的時候去世的 My father died at seven and a half.
我不想再住在洞裏了 I don't want to live in a hole anymore,
我得想點辦法 ...and I'm going to do something about it.
好了 我走了 Well, I'm off.
祝你今天過得開心 親愛的! Have a good day, my darlings!
你知道 狐狸住在洞裏是有原因的 You know, Foxes live in holes for a reason.
是啊 我知道 Hm, yes, I know.
你這穿的是什麼啊? What're you wearing?
披個斗篷 還把褲子塞在襪子裏? Why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks?
我覺得他... I guess he's just...
...很與眾不同 ...different.
樹洞生活 風景靚麗 櫸木經典 Tree Living Great Views Classic Beech
哦 嘿 狐狸先生 Oh, hey, Mr. Fox.
在這裏 就是這棵樹 Yes. Here it is. This is the tree.
快過來 這是... 呃 我回頭打給你 Come on over. This is... Uh, I'm gonna call you back.
很明顯 這個樹在生長初期 是土生土長的 Obviously, it's first growth, indigenous.
原泥地板 不錯的樹皮 石質壁爐... 正如你所見 Original dirt floor, good bark, skipping stone hearth... as you can see.
凱莉? Kylie?
凱莉! 怎麼跟你說的? 我要帶人來看房子 Kylie! What'd I tell you? I'm showing the property.
你不應該在這裏的 哦 現在幾點? 對不起 You're not supposed to be here. Oh, what time is it? I'm sorry.
這個凱莉 他是管理員 他有點... This is Kylie. He's the super. He's a little...
這桶裏是什麼 凱莉先生? What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie?
凱莉? 凱莉! Kylie? Kylie!
是小魚 嘗一個嗎? 當然 謝謝你 Just minnows. Try one? Certainly. Thank you.
這不是純正的常綠植物吧 是不是? It's not exactly an evergreen, is it?
河這邊還有松樹賣的吧? Aren't there any pines on the market this side of the river?
但是 您出的價錢還買不到松樹 But, pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range.
什麼? 什麼? 那是什麼? What? What? What's that?
博吉斯
班池
比恩
我能問問你的職業嗎 狐狸先生? May I ask what you do for a living, Mr. Fox?
我以前是偷鳥的 現在寫報紙 I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaper man.
哦對 我看到過你的署名 Oh, sure. I've seen your by-Iine.
過個愉快的下午 先生們 Good afternoon, gentlemen.
你要走了? 你要... 哦 還有凱莉... You're going? You're... Oh, and Kylie...
謝謝你的小魚 非常好吃 Thank you for the minnow. It was superb.
獾(律師)
別買這個樹 狐狸 Don't buy this tree, Foxy.
你的借款可是9.5%的浮動利率 You're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate,
而且那附近對你們這個物種來說 plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country
是最危險的地方 ...for someone of your type of species.
你太誇張了 獾 You're exaggerating, Badger.
我已經說得很委婉了 老兄! 那可是博吉斯 班池和比恩! I'm sugar-coating it, man! This is Boggis, Bunce, and Bean!
山穀有史以來最刻薄 最肮髒 最醜陋的三個農夫! Three of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers in the history of this valley!
真的嗎? 和我說說他們 Really? Tell me about them.
好吧 Alright.
沃爾特·博吉斯是個養雞戶 Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer.
也許是這世上最成功的 Probably the most successful in the world.
他的體重和一頭小犀牛一樣 He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros.
一日三餐和甜點 頓頓能吃三只雞 He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch, supper, and dessert.
也就是每天12只 That's twelve in total, per diem.
內特·班池養鴨和鵝 Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer.
他長得又胖又矮 He's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf,
下巴在任何一個泳池裏... ...and his chin would be under water in the shallow end...
都能淹進水裏 ...of any swimming pool on the planet.
他的食物是自制的甜甜圈... His food is home-made doughnuts...
裏面注的餡是攪碎的鵝肝 ...with smashed-up goose livers injected into them.
富蘭克·比恩養火雞 種蘋果 Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer.
他發明過兩個新品種 He invented his own species of each.
他以高酒精度的蘋果酒為食... He lives on a liquid diet of strong, alcoholic cider...
是用他自己的蘋果做的 ...which he makes from his apples.
瘦的像根筆似的 卻像政治委員一樣聰明... He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip...
而且可能是近年來最恐怖的人 ...and possibly the scariest man currently living.
當地的小孩編了一首關於他們的... The local human children sing a kind of...
恐怖小調 ...eerie little rhyme about them.
就是這樣 聽著 Here, listen to this.
#博吉斯 班池 和比恩 #Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
#一胖 一矮 一瘦 #One fat, one short, one lean.
#這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同 #These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
#心腸卻一樣惡毒 #...were nonetheless equally mean.
總的來說 我覺得你還是不要這麼做了 兄弟 In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man.
就這樣 That's all.
我明白你的意思 而且你的建議也很有用 I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable,
但我還是要無視你的建議 ...but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
你個混蛋! The cuss you are!
我是混蛋? The cuss am I?
你想跟我吵架嗎? 不 你要跟我吵? Are you cussing with me? No, you cussing with me?
你少罵我! 你去死吧你! Don't cussing point at me! You can cuss yourself!
你休想跟我吵 你個混蛋! 你少罵我! You're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss! Don't cuss with me!
買下那個樹 好吧 Just buy the tree. Okay.
先往左再往右 然後放下 Take a left and then to the right. Set them down.
再來一批 幫幫那邊的 Just another batch. Help that other guy over there.
用你的腿扛 別用背 放到側面 Lift with legs not with your back. Flip it sideways.
別把自己當超人了 Don't try to be a superman here.
好的 我們要裝兩種電路 Alright. We got two circles.
一種黃色的 一種綠色的 We got the yellow circle and the green circle.
記得把它們分開 拿穩了 Let's just keep them separate. Hold it right there.
我們還需要再拿進來一點 We need to bring about two percent more in.
很好 很不錯 再多一點 再多一點 Good. Here we go. A little bit more. A little bit more.
很好 That's good.
我們先把地基打好 Let's get that bottom structure resettled in.
在側面做個單間 小心點! Let's bring in the side unit. Watch out!
大夥小心點 Try to be careful, you guys.
別...別把樹皮給剝下來了 Don't... don't peel away the bark.
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
沒有陪伴的小學生
克裏斯托佛森表弟來了
他年紀小一點 但是高大多了 He's slightly younger, but he's a cuss of a lot bigger.
是遺傳吧 我想 雅士個子比較矮小 That's just genetics, I guess. Ash has a littler body-type.
跳! Go!
看好了 老爸! Watch this, Dad!
好 好... Well, well...
漂亮的一跳 雅士! Good jump, Ash!
記得卷好你的尾巴! Remember to keep your tail tucked!
還在畫雷雨啊 Still painting thunderstorms, I see.
你還覺得窮嗎? Do you still feel poor?
好一點了 Lesser.
哇! 哇! 快看啊! Wow! Wow! Look at that!
這孩子真是天賦異稟! 我都無語了 克裏斯托佛森! This kid's a natural! I'm speechless, Kristofferson!
而且 他還會空手道 Plus, he knows karate.
你覺得我是個運動員嗎? Do you think I'm an athlete?
你在說什麼? 你知道的 我覺得自己是個運動員 What are you talking about? Well, you know, I think I'm an athlete,
有時候 我覺得你們好像並不這麼看 ...and sometimes I feel like you guys don't see me that way.
有什麼潛台詞嗎? 他在禱告嗎? What's the sub-text here? Is he praying?
我覺得好像是瑜伽 I think that's yoga.
克裏斯托佛森要和我們住多久? How long is Kristofferson supposed to stay with us?
等你叔叔好起來了 是 但是大概... Until your uncle gets better. Right, but roughly...
他會需要多長時間康複? ...how long do we plan to give him on that?
雙側肺炎沒什麼大不了的 是吧? Double-pneumonia isn't even really that big of a deal, is it?
你小點聲 雅士 Lower your voice, Ash.
我是誰 凱莉? Who am I, Kylie?
什麼誰? 怎麼了你? 為什麼是個狐狸呢? Who how? What, now? Why a fox?
為什麼不是馬 甲蟲或是禿鷹呢? Why not a horse or a beetle or a bald eagle?
我是在說 存在主義之類的 你明白嗎? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know?
我是誰 如果一只狐狸 呃... Who am I, and how can a fox ever be happy without a, uh...
請原諒我這種說法 他吃不上雞怎麼會快樂? ...you forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
我不知道你在說什麼 但是聽起來好像是違法的 I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.
來 把這個土匪面罩戴上 Here, put this bandit hat on.
也許你能有用 先摘下來 Maybe you're a medium. Take it off for a min.
在屋子附近別戴 And don't wear it around the house.
好戲開場 And so it begins.
你介意我把鋪蓋從火車軌道下面挪出來嗎? Do you mind if I slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set?
這個樣子太難睡著了 It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.
你意見還不少啊 There's a lot of attitudes going on around here.
別逼我發火 不 只是因為我的脊髓 Don't let me get one. No, it's only just that my spinal-cord
你愛睡哪睡哪 來睡我的床啊 Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed.
我就 呃 蜷在書櫃下面好了 I'll just, uh, I'll crawI under the book-case.
誰又在乎我會睡不好? Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
當我沒說 哦 你要撅嘴生悶氣了? Never mind. Oh, you're gonna pout about it?
我已經忍你很久了! 這可是我家! Because I've had it up to... here! With the sad house guest routine.
晚安 Good night.
狐狸先生有了主意
我以前幹這個可是專業的 而且很成功 I used to do this professionally, and I was very successful at it.
因為私人原因我必須放棄 I had to get out of it for personal reasons,
但是我決定偷偷地再幹最後一票 ...but I've decided to secretly do one last big job on the sly.
我帶你來是作我的秘書和私人助理 I'm bringing you in as my secretary and personal assistant.
好的! Okay!
這可真的是件大事 所以不要只說"好的!" This is actually kind of a big deal, so don't just say, "OK!"
好的 謝謝 我要錄一段錄音 Okay. Well, thank you. I'm gonna tape this for my records,
所以別發出聲響來 ...so don't make a lot of sounds.
也就是說別再晃了 Meaning stop rocking.
總體計劃 第一階段 步驟A Master Plan. Phase one. Side A.
我們從博吉斯的一號雞舍開始 We'll start with Boggis's Chicken House. Number one.
在那裏唯一的安保措施就是 His only security is a few old hunting beagles
幾只老獵狗和一堵矮石牆 and a low stone wall.
關於獵狗要注意... Now a word about beagles...
不要直視獵狗的眼睛 Never look a beagle directly in the eye.
而如果... 為什麼不能? And if... Why not?
獵狗沒那麼凶惡的 Beagles aren't so tough.
是嗎? 首先 有一只獵狗得了慢性狂犬病 Yeah? Well, first of all, one of these beagles has chronic rabies,
正在接受治療 如果你被他咬到 ...which he's on medication for, and if you get bit by him...
你就得在肚子上打六個月的針 ...you have to get shots in your stomach for six months.
還有 第二 聽著 我不會再糾正你了 And, second... listen, I'm not going to justify this to you.
你就注意聽好 別打斷我 Just pay attention and stop interrupting me.
我在錄音呢 I'm taping this.
我會帶一些藍莓 每個裏面都放上 I picked some blueberries, and laced each one...
10毫克的高效安眠藥 ...with ten milligrams of high-potency sleeping powder.
足夠放倒一頭大猩猩了 Enough to tranquilize a gorilla.
我們怎麼讓他們吃呢? 獵狗喜歡吃藍莓 How do we make them eat it? Beagles love blueberries.
記住 他們不聰明 但是非常地神經質 Remember: they aren't very smart, but they're incredibly paranoid
所以 一口就要咬死一只雞 ...so always kill a chicken in one bite.
一口斃命 明白嗎? One bite, get it?
你有沒有聽我說? 我看著你的眼睛 Are you listening to me? I look into your eyes...
但我看不出你到底有沒有在聽我說話 ...and I can't tell whether you're getting anything I'm saying.
元素化學教室
鎂 Magnesium.
鎂! 抱歉 Magnesium! Sorry.
吸液管 Pipette.
吸液管 哦 抱歉 Pipette. Oh, sorry.
鉀... 你在看什麼? Potassium tri... What are you looking at?
哦 不會吧 Oh, no.
為什麼你表兄是這麼個怪胎? Why's your cousin such a wet-sandwich?
你說什麼? 什麼意思? I beg your pardon? What's that mean?
意思就是我沒明白你在說什麼 That means I didn't understand what you just said.
怪胎? 是 怪胎 A wet-sandwich? Yeah, a wet-sandwich.
他那麼矮 又穿得像個女孩 他就是... He's too short. He dresses like a girl. He's...
與眾不同 ...different.
你是在欺負弱小嗎? 聽起來你就是 Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully.
看著 Watch this.
你把整個實驗都毀了 You've just destroyed the whole experiment.
我們最好把這些鎂撲滅 We'd better extinguish this magnesium.
往後退 Stand back.
哇! Wow!
我喜歡你的耳朵 我的? I like your ears. Mine?
謝謝 我喜歡你的斑點 是嗎? Thank you! I like your spots! Really?
我以前都會掩飾一下 不過 你知道... I used to cover them up. But, you know...
你是我的實驗搭檔誒 You're supposed to be my lab partner.
我是啊! 不 你不是 I am! No, you're not.
你不忠誠 You're disloyal.
總體規劃 第一階段 (博吉斯的一號雞舍)
這裏會有幾只獵狗 不過我們有准備 A few beagles, as we discussed, but we're ready for that.
是 不過在以前 Yeah, but back in the old days,
是不是有人看到狼 就會做一件事 然後... didn't they used to do a thing where if somebody saw a wolf, and...
狼? 什麼狼? Wolf? What wolf?
沒有嗎? 算了 Oh, nothing? Never mind.
到矮石牆了 這不成問題 Here comes the low stone wall. Not a problem.
奶奶的 這大柵欄是哪冒出來的? What the cuss? Where'd this giant fence come from?
我們都做好總體規劃了 這個閃電是什麼意思? We had a master plan! What's this lightning bolt?
意思就是這個柵欄可能有電 That could mean maybe this fence might be electric.
我只希望它不是指打雷 我對打雷有恐懼症 Well, I just hope it doesn't mean thunder. Because I have a phobia of that.
看好了 Watch this.
獵狗喜歡藍莓! 我告訴過你的吧? Beagles love blueberries! Didn't I tell you?
計劃順利實施! The master plan's working again!
現在就到了精妙之處了 Now! This is the tricky part.
我們其中一個得跳上那個帶刺的鐵絲網 One of us got to jump that barbed-wire,
從大釘子底下鑽過去 然後打開柵欄的門閂 ...slide under the tire-spikes, and flip open the fence-Iatch.
誰上? 我不 Who's it gonna be? Not me.
克裏斯托佛森能輕而易舉辦到 You know who could do this part easily is Kristofferson.
那孩子是專業級的 奧運水准... That kid's like a professional, Olympic-Ievel...
為什麼不走那邊? 那裏沒有障礙 Why don't we go around that way? There's no obstacles.
對, 走那邊. Yeah, that's better.
我說了一口斃命! 努力中! I said one bite! I'm trying!
我的牙齒和你不一樣! 我是只負鼠! I have a different kind of teeth from you! I'm an opossum!
給我 Give me that.
你太可怕了! 弄得到處都是血! That's so grisly! There's blood and everything!
跟我走 Follow me.
嘿 逃跑總計劃是怎樣的? Hey, what's the master escape plan?
繼續跟我走! Follow me again!
快! Quick!
給我 Give me that.
好吧 我們回家之前先去一下五元店 Alright. Let's hit the five and dime on the way home!
弄些假的價格標簽 用蠟紙把雞包一下 We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax-paper
這樣看起來就像是從肉店買回來的了! ...so it looks like we got them at the butcher shop!
哪來的雞? Where'd you get this chicken?
昨晚回家路上在五元店買的... I picked it up at the Five-and-Dime last night on my way back...
腳上有個博吉斯農場的標簽 It's got a Boggis Farms tag around its ankle.
肯定是逃出來後被抓走賣掉的 Must've escaped from there before I bought it.
今晚去班池家 他家的冷凍熏制房裏 It's Bunce tonight! He's got a refrigerated smokehouse with
掛著一百只大肥鵝 哇! 喔! a hundred geese... Woah! Woah!
我記得你說過是最後大搞一次 I thought you said we were only doing one last big job.
是最後一次 不過...還沒完 分三部分的 We are, but it's... not done yet. It's a triple-header.
班池的冷凍熏制房 (總體計劃 第二階段)
我們來點極速運動! Let see some hustle!
教練 我們家那邊不玩打松果 規則是咋樣的? Coach, we don't have whack-bat where I'm from. What're the rules?
河對岸居然不玩打松果? There's no whack-bat on the other side of the river!?
沒 我們一般比賽草地短跑 打打橡子啥的 No, we mostly just run grass sprints or play acorns.
那好 規則很簡單的 Well, it's real simple:
比賽會有三個接球手 三個追球手 五個跑手 basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig-runners,
和一個擊棒手 ...and the player at whack-bat.
正中的拋球手把松果點燃後擲出 The center-tagger lights the pine-cone and chucks it over the basket,
然後擊棒手把石頭上的雪松枝敲下來 ...and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar-stick off the cross-rock.
緊接著跑手要來回跑 直到松果燃盡為止 Then the twig-runners dash back and forth until the pine-cone burns out,
然後裁判會喊"hot box" ...and the umpire calls "hot box".
最後 數下所有跑過的軌跡 Finally, at the end you count up however many score-downs
加起來然後除以9 ...it adds up to and divide that by nine.
明白! 那你去替雅士吧 Got it! Go in for Ash.
換人! Substitution!
雅士 出來! 你需要中場休息 Ash, come out! You need a breather.
啥? 我出局了! 為啥? What? I'm out! What?
我感覺很不錯呢 教練 讓我打完第八回合嘛! I still feel good, Coach! Let me finish this eighth!
別啦 快 出來出來 上場吧 No, come on. Step out. Step out. Let's go.
教練 我有沒有打得好一點了? Am I getting better, Coach?
嗯 反正你沒有越打越差就對了 Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.
真的嗎? 如果加強練習 我會不會像老爸一樣好? Really? You think I'd end up being as good as my dad if I keep practicing?
你爸? Your dad?
你爸可是建校以來最優秀的擊棒手 Your dad was probably the best whack-bat player we ever had in this school.
你不用拿自己跟他比的 No, you don't wanna have to compare yourself to that.
嗯 不過我想我遺傳了他的天賦 不是嗎? Yeah, but I think I've some of the same raw natural talent, don't you?
這麼說吧 你潛力很大 You're improving. Let's put it like that.
Hot box! 麻煩把總數除以9! Hot box! Divide that by nine, please!
哇! 這孩子真的是第一次揮棒嗎? Yeah! That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack-bat?
有其叔必有其侄 對吧? He really is your father's nephew, isn't he?
沒有血緣關系的 Not by blood.
沒有嗎? 他是我媽那邊的 No? He's from my mother's side.
哦 這樣 Oh, yeah.
這是什麼意思? What's that stand for?
嗯? 這是...是"加油"的意思 Huh? It's for... It's for pep.
加油? 這是克裏斯托佛森的首字母 Pep? It's a K.
嘿 跑開來! 很好! Come on, now! Look alive! Attaboy!
我們進展得很順利 We're going steady.
這是啥? 啥是啥? What's that? What "what"?
這個? What this?
沒啥 只是我作為運動員獲得的一點獎品 It's nothing. It's just some old trophy I won for being an athlete.
我去山腳下那個煙草場邊上的巢穴 I'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest
參加個書友會 ...in a tobacco field down the hill,
我和凱莉要過去露個臉 ...so me and Kylie are going to hop over there and give it a whirl.
不用等了 關於什麼書的? Don't wait up. What's the book?
回憶錄之類的 我給你帶個簽名版回來 Some memoir. I'll get him to sign you a copy.
晚餐真是... Dinner was...
美妙極了 ...pitch-perfect.
比恩的秘密蘋果酒窖 (總體計劃 第三階段)
經我偵察發現 比恩蘋果酒窖的後門 I spotted a couple of broken burglar bars...
有幾條防盜閂已經壞掉了 ...underneath the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar.
我們要闖進比恩的屋子? 他的酒窖 We're breaking into Bean's house? Cellar.
他住的地方? 他藏酒的地方 Where he lives? Where he keeps the cider.
在他住所的下面 你從哪冒出來的? Below where he lives. Where'd you come from?
回樹裏面做功課去! Go back to the tree and do your homework!
我想幫你偷蘋果酒 我們是去書友會! I wanna help you steal some cider. We're going to a book party!
你可別胡說 沒人說過什麼蘋果酒 And keep your mouth shut about any cider, because no one ever said that.
趕緊回去! 但是... Now get out of here! But...
沒有但是! 你會給我添麻煩的! But nothing! You're gonna get me in a lot of trouble!
另外 你人又小又不靈活 Besides you're too little and uncoordinated.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
天曉得那孩子怎麼知道的 Where the cuss does that kid get off?
你相信嗎? 他居然知道這麼秘密的事情? Can you believe that? How did he get tipped off?
你覺得他會告發我們嗎? You think he's going to tell on us?
從現在開始 拜托你能不能每隔一會兒 Before we go any further, from now on can you give me some kind of signal...
給我點反應 好讓我知道你思路跟上了 ...once in a while just so I know any of this is getting through to you?
這算是反應嗎? 好吧 又來了一個 Was that it? Okay, fine. There's another one.
很好 你來了 Good. You made it.
沒被發現吧? 應該沒 Anybody see you? I don't think so.
給 把面罩帶上 Here, put this bandit hat on.
我得說 我很榮幸被邀請 但我不確定 I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure...
我應不應該這樣做 狐狸叔 為啥不? I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy! Why not?
因為我不喜歡說謊! Because I don't like to be dishonest with people!
行啊 那就別說 沒問題的! Well, just keep your mouth shut, and it won't be a problem!
嗯 我還是覺得他不該一道來 Yeah, but I don't think he should come with us, either.
現在不是投票表決的時候! We're not taking a vote!
跟你說 有次我見到那只狼... You know, one time this wolf I saw...
狼? 沒事幹嘛老說狼? 能不能消停會兒? Wolf? What's with all the wolf talk? Can we give it a rest, for once?
看 都是蘋果汁 蘋果汁? 蘋果汁? Look at all this. Apple juice. Apple juice? Apple juice?
我們不是為蘋果汁而來的 We didn't come here for apple juice.
這是金錢所能買到最濃烈 最上等的蘋果酒 This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy...
當然我們可以用偷的 ...or that can even be stolen.
它會在你的喉嚨裏燃燒 在胃裏沸騰 It burns in your throat, boils in your stomach,
它嘗起來仿佛融化的純金 ...and tastes almost exactly like pure, melted gold.
你們非法入侵了 Y'all are trespassing, now. Illegally.
在這裏 我不會給偷酒的人好臉色看 Around these parts, we don't take kindly to cider poachers.
老鼠 歲月催人老啊 You've aged badly, Rat.
夥計 你也是 你的牙更長了 You're getting a little long in the tooth, yourself, partner.
比恩護衛 啥? 你幹嘛戴著那個徽章? Bean security, what? Why you're wearing that badge?
這是啥? What is it?
這是我的工作 It's my job.
夫人最近可好? How's your old lady doing?
你說我老婆啊? Do you refer to my wife?
她當年是小鎮甜心呢 She was the town tart, in her day.
野性十足 無拘無束 Wild and foot-Ioose and...
仿佛貂皮披肩般迷人 ...pretty as a mink stole.
真的嗎? Is that true?
當然不是真的 Of course, not.
她還活著呢 我們活得好好的 I mean, certainly, she lived. We all did.
年代不同了 我們不要用雙重標准 It was a different time. Let's not use a double-standard.
她逆著... 可是 小鎮甜心哦? She marched against the... But town tart?
閉嘴 Shut up.
差點就傷著了 老鼠 小心點 That was close, Rat. Be careful.
哦 我會很小心的... Oh, I'm as careful as a...
富蘭克林 你要我拿幾罐? How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
不清楚 兩罐吧 I don't know. Two, I guess.
昨天你喝了三罐 You drank three yesterday, though.
好吧 拿三罐上來 Alright, take three.
不 兩罐有多了 No, two's plenty.
哦 天啊 她是瞎的嗎? Oh, my cuss. Is she blind?
我猜她可能散光 I think she might have astigmatism.
或者是白內障之類的 Or possibly a cataract of some form.
總之 她眼睛不好使 Anyway, her eyes don't see well.
我怎麼跟你說的? 這孩子是個天才 對吧? What'd I tell you? This kid's a natural, am I right?
緊急會議
你能來真好 很高興見到你 It's so good of you to come. Lovely to see you.
你們看起來氣色不錯 You're both looking splendid.
你過得咋樣 沃爾特? 身體不錯吧 我猜? How've you been, Walter? In good health, I trust?
內森你呢? 一切順利? 非常好 Nathan? All is well? Wonderful.
有被狐狸找麻煩嗎? Any fox problems?
你開玩笑嗎? 麻煩可大了 Are you joking? It's horrible.
我們苦不堪言 它在嘲笑我們 We're miserable. He's laughing at us.
這是恥辱 我們快氣死了 It's humiliating. We're furious.
提都不想提 I don't even want to talk about it.
我們可能得殺了它 Perhaps we ought to kill him.
嗯 理所應當 它太卑鄙了 Well, that seems rather obvious. He's too sneaky.
嗯 當然 它很聰明 對吧? Ah, right. Of course. He's very clever, isn't he?
我想 要捉它會比較困難 Might be bit difficult, I suppose.
但我已經知道這狐狸的窩在哪了 But I've already figured out where this fox lives,
明晚我們去樹叢裏紮營 ...and tomorrow night we're gonna camp in the bushes,
等那畜生從樹洞裏出來 ...wait for him to come out of the hole in his tree,
然後就打的它滿身窟窿 ...and shoot the cuss to smithereens.
夥計們 這主意怎樣? How's that grab you, fellas?
嗯 行啊 為啥不呢? Yeah. Well, let's see. Why not?
又去書友會了? Another book party?
哇! 我沒看到你 坐在這麼暗的地方 Woah! I didn't see you, sitting in the dark over there.
嗯 不 事實上 發生了火災 Yeah, no. Actually, there's a fire.
他們打給我 說可能是一起縱火事件 I just got the call. They said maybe it's arson?
我得去采訪下馬歇爾然後看看... I got to interview the Marshall and see what's...
凱莉 他在說實話嗎? Kylie, is he telling the truth?
我不想被扯進來 I don't want to be put in the middle of this.
謝謝 凱莉 Thanks, Kylie.
為什麼他戴著強盜面罩? Why is he wearing that bandit hat?
他耳朵冷 他沒和我們在一起 His ears were cold. He's not with us.
回去睡覺 Go back to bed.
如果我猜的事情真的發生了... If what I think is happening is happening...
最好別 ...it better not be.
獵殺
謝謝你幫我擋了一回 下次... Nice job covering for me. Next time, you...
三個都來了! All three!
殺了它! Kill him!
抓著尾巴 跑了狐狸 We got the tail, but we missed the fox.
小皮! 不好意思吵醒你了 Petey! Sorry to wake you.
麻煩你現在馬上過來 帶上 嗯 I can trouble you to dash out here right away with, shall we say,
三把鏟子 兩把掘斧 500發彈藥 還有 嗯 ...three shovels, two pick-axes, 500 rounds of ammunition and, uh...
一瓶蘋果酒 ...a bottle of apple-cider.
不會再長出來了 是嗎? 尾巴斷了不會再長的 It'll grow back, won't it? Tails don't grow back.
尾巴斷了不會再長? 除非是蜥蜴 Tails don't grow back? Except for lizards.
尾巴不會再長了 Tails don't grow back.
我餘生要無尾了 I'm gonna be tailless for the rest of my life.
反正 也沒有雙側肺炎一半嚴重 對吧? Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double-pneumonia, right?
他爸一只腳踏進了墳墓 另外三只踩了蕉皮 I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel.
這可糟糕多了... That's a lot worse than...
失陪了各位 我要回去冥想半小時 Excuse me, everyone. I'm gonna go meditate for half an hour.
你有29分鍾時間來准備一個誠懇的道歉 You've got twenty-nine minutes to come up with a proper apology.
我? 我 去道歉? Me? Me, have an apology?
他戴著個強盜面罩! 他去了就有強盜面罩! He gets a bandit hat! He just got here and he got a bandit hat!
我的面罩在哪? 為什麼我沒中槍? Where's my bandit hat? Why didn't I get shot at?
因為 你 你覺得我什麼也不是! It's because, you, you... you think I'm no good at anything!
嗯 或許你是對的! 謝謝! Well, maybe you're right! Thanks!
跟你說了不要帶上他 I told you not to bring him.
我當初為什麼沒聽律師的話? Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
現在這棵樹能以半價轉手... At this point we'll be lucky if we can flip this tree for...
我們就很幸運了 ...half of what we've already sunk into it.
我六個月內都不能躺著睡覺 I won't be able to sleep on my back for six weeks...
趴著睡感覺好擠 ...and on my stomach I feel congested.
我當初為什麼沒聽律師的話? Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
因為你不會聽任何人的話 Because you don't listen to anybody.
什麼聲音? 嗯? 我說... What was that? What? I said...
起床! 所有人! 他們來挖了! Wake up! Everybody! They're digging us out!
他們會殺了孩子們! 只要我活著 休想 They'll kill the children! Over my dead body, they will.
我想說 在這種情況下 你也逃不過的! That's what I'm saying! You'd be dead, too, in that scenario!
嗯 我抗議! 你在說什麼呢? Well, I'm arguing against that! What are you talking about?
你幹嘛吼我? 停! 停! 停! Why are you yelling at me? Stop! Stop! Stop!
你們倆各執一詞 又回到過去了! You say one thing, she says another, and it all changes back again!
我想到了! 現在不是浪費時間的時候! I've got it! There's not a moment to lose!
為什麼我之前沒想到呢? 想到啥? Why didn't I think of this before? Think of what?
我們以前也被困過 We've been trapped before.
挖! Dig!
一狐狸小時後
現在我要做一個鼓舞士氣的演講 並解釋些事情 I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things.
很久以前... 能私聊一句嗎? A very long time ago... May I have a word with you privately?
嗯 我們身處洞中 Well, we're in a hole.
就在這個礦質沉積物後面 Just on the other side of this mineral deposit.
跟我來 Follow me.
我要發火了 I'm gonna lose my temper now.
什麼時候? 現在 When? Right now.
嗯 就是... 哦 天啊! Well, when... Oh, my God!
12狐狸年以前 你向我保證 Twelve fox-years ago, you made a promise to me...
當時我們陷在捕狐籠 你說 如果得救了 while we were caged inside that fox-trap, that if we survived
你永遠不會再偷雞 鵝 火雞 鴨 you would never steal another chicken, goose, turkey, duck,
還有乳鴿什麼的 ...or squab, whatever they are.
我相信你 可你為什麼撒謊? And I believed you. Why? Why did you lie to me?
因為我是只野獸 你也是一位丈夫和父親 Because I'm a wild animal You're also a husband and a father.
我想要告訴你我的真相 I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.
我不在乎你的真相 I don't care about the truth about yourself.
這件事的後果是可以預期的 This story is too predictable.
可預期的? 真的嗎? 最後怎麼樣了? Predictable? Really? What happens in the end!?
最後 我們都會死 In the end, we all die...
除非你願意改 ...unless you change.
聽著 小皮 Petey, listen.
去梅洛爾聯合會的租賃部 Run down to the rentals department over at Malloy Consolidated...
幫我下張訂單 我們要 ...and place an order for, shall we say,
一部萬能麥斯 一部小火焰 一部遠程颶風375渦輪機 one Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire, and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo.
立即送貨 For immediate delivery.
可怕的挖掘機
雅士 你生我的氣嗎? Ash, are you mad at me?
如果你生氣的話 我能理解 我很抱歉 I understand if you are, and I'm sorry.
如果知道你會生氣 我就不會叫上你表哥 I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I realized you would feel this way.
只是因為他有點天賦 我是說 It was only ever just because he's kind of a natural, I mean...
嘿 你看他挖洞的樣子! Hey, look at him dig!
不管怎樣 我很抱歉... 你知道嗎? Anyway, I'm sorry your feelings... You know what?
我要往耳朵裏塞點土 I'm gonna put dirt in my ears.
嗯 好多了 我聽不到你說話 不過請繼續 Yeah, that's better. I can't hear you now but keep talking.
順便說一句 我沒有狗虱 I don't have beagle ticks, by the way.
哇! 我也沒有 誰說我們有狗虱來著... Whoa! Me, neither. Whoever said we've beagle...
很顯然 你在到處宣揚 Apparently, that's what you've been telling everyone.
說我有狗虱和寄生蟲 Beagle ticks and pelt lice.
我從來沒說過這樣的話 你聽錯了 I never said that, and you're misquoting me...
或者其他人聽錯了 我會刨根究底的 ...or somebody is, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
雅士 你瞧 我們可能活不過今天了 Look, Ash, we may or may not ever see the light of day again,
但我喜歡艾格尼絲 我覺得她也喜歡我 ...but I really like Agnes, and I think she likes me.
很好 她是自由身 我不在乎 Great. She's a free agent. What do I care?
嗯 那你為啥對她發動猛攻... 能問個問題嗎? Well, then why're you dead-set on... Can I ask you a question?
說吧 你坐在地板上 You may. What's the point of sitting on the floor...
盤成椒鹽卷餅的樣子的意義何在? with your legs twisted into a pretzel talking to yourself...
還要持續45分鍾? 太奇怪了 ...for an hour and forty-five minutes? It's weird.
我爸第一次帶我練冥想是在... My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...
真的? 嗯 很好 Yeah? Well, that's great.
其實我更擔心這種行為對你聲譽的影響... But I'd worry more about what that does for your reputation...
勝過你是否有狗虱的問題 ...than whether or not you have beagle ticks or not.
我沒有 也沒有寄生蟲 I don't. Nor pelt lice.
那三個邋遢農民肯定會拿我尾巴當領帶 One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.
你想多了 狐狸 You're paranoid, Foxy.
謝謝你 農場主先生 Farmer, thank you.
如果我念錯了數字請指正 Correct me if am misreading the data,
你成功地摧毀了這裏的風景 但那只所謂的狐狸 you've successfully destroyed the scenery, but the alleged fox
快看爸爸的領帶 Look at Dad's tie.
三位傑出的農場主下一步將做什麼? What will you three prominent farmers do now?
嗯 丹 我可以告訴你我們不會做什麼 Well, Dan, I can tell you what we're not going to do.
我們不會讓它逃走 We're not gonna let him go.
站開 麻煩大家站開 Stand clear, please. Stand clear, everyone.
點火! Contact!
博吉斯 多少人在你農場上打工? Boggis, how many men, did you got working on your farm?
35 班池你呢? Thirty five. Bunce?
36 我有37個 那就是 Thirty six. And I've got thirty-seven. That's...
嗯 一共是108個 I'd say, a hundred and eight altogether.
小皮! Petey!
放下手頭工作 集合我們三股力量的 Drop everything and assemble all hundred and eight members...
全部108個工人 ...of our entire three combined work-forces.
我們要讓它們餓得走投無路 然後殺了它們 We're gonna starve them out and then kill them.
在 嗯 15分鍾後開始 Starting in, shall we say, fifteen minutes.
圍攻開始了
據估計 共有108名狙擊手 An estimated, a hundred and eight snipers are...
在被毀的狐狸窩附近就位 ...currently in position surrounding the demolished fox residence.
當地很多動物被困地下 Many local animals, who'd appear to be trapped underground,
眼下它們沒有任何食物來源 ...without provisions of any kind at this point.
如果我有水晶球 我預言會出現相當可怕的後果 If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to the situation.
現在我們就地 認真觀察 But we stand on the scene, watching closely,
事態發展動向 ...as events continue to unfold.
這對所有人來說都是重大災難 This is gonna be a total cluster cuss for everybody.
3天後 (2個半狐狸周後)
一只狐狸不吃不喝能撐多久? How long can a fox go without food or water?
我只能從負鼠的角度回答 Well, I can only answer as an opossum,
我想我撐不了幾個小時了 ...but I don't think I can last more than another couple of hours..
...我會脫水 而且餓個半死 ...before I get completely dehydrated and starve to death.
這是什麼? What's that?
Dad? Not a sound. 爸爸? 別作聲
你嚇我們一跳! You scared the cuss out of us!
許多善良的動物都可會為這事死去 A lot of good animals are probably gonna die...
...都怪你 ...because of you.
我們已經繞來繞去挖了3天 We've been digging in circles for three days.
毀了半個林子 卻沒人能逃出去 Half the woods have been obliterated. Nobody can get out.
現在我老婆擠在礦洞裏... Right now my wife's huddled at the bottom of the flint-mine...
沒水 沒食物 還有27個快餓死的孩子! with no food, no water, and twenty seven starving animal brats!
我只希望能夠... I just want to see a little...
...重見天日 ...sunshine.
可你是夜行動物 菲爾 But you're nocturnal, Phil.
連大晴天你都不睜眼 Your eyes barely even open, on a good day.
別話中有話了 我們也有權利! I'm sick of your double-talk. We have rights!
我們不喜歡你 也討厭你爸爸 We don't like you, and we hate your dad.
抓團泥巴 塞進嘴裏 給我吞下去 Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.
我才不吃泥巴! 混蛋 叫你吃就吃 I'm not gonna eat mud! Cuss, yeah, you are.
住手 Don't do that.
幹嘛把鞋脫了? Why'd you take your shoes off?
以防我踢斷你的鼻子 So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
我能保護自己 I can fight my own fights.
不 你對付不來 No, you can't.
那些農民不會善罷甘休... Those farmers aren't gonna quit...
...除非抓到你們全家 ...until they've got you and every member of your family...
...把你們倒掛架子上 挖掉眼珠子 ...nailed upside-down to a bloody stick with your eyes gorged out.
的確很過分 This is getting a little too personal.
讓我想想 Give me a minute.
我有個主意 I've got an idea.
啥主意? 這可是個妙招 What is it? It could be a good one.
告訴我們 可以救我們一命 Lay it on us. It might save our lives.
快說吧! Say the idea!
好吧! 我們試試! Alright! Let's try it!
去礦洞 告訴獾夫人 救兵馬上就到 Go to the flint-mine. Tell Mrs. Badger, et al. that help is on the way.
救兵真的快到了? Is help on the way?
千真萬確 I sure as cuss hope so.
雅士 我了解這種感覺... Ash, I know what it's like to feel...
跟別人不一樣 ...different.
我沒那麼特別 不是嗎? I'm not different, am I?
我們都很特別 We all are.
尤其你爸爸 Him, especially.
這就是生命的奇特之處 不是嗎? But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
我不這麼覺得 我只想當運動員 Not to me. I'd prefer to be an athlete.
各位 這次我們得朝特別的方向挖 Gentlemen, this time we must dig in a very special direction.
我得感應一下路線 I got to kind of feel out the vibe.
行動 Begin.
一人類小時後
快跟上! Come on!
就這麼讓我碰上了 很神奇吧? I hit it slap in the middle! Do you get how incredible this is?
*請聽我來唱 這是一只酷斃的狐狸* About a handsome little fox, Let me sing you folks a yarn.
*他是個棒小夥 充滿智慧與魅力* It was a splendid little feller, Full of wit 'n' grace 'n' charm.
*像其他動物一樣 他需要謀生* Well, like any little critter needing Vittels for his littI'uns.
*為求生存 他去偷又去騙* Well, he stole, and he cheated, And he lied to survive.
*請聽我細細道來* Let me take a little tick now To color in the scene,
*山穀住了仨農場主 博吉斯 班池 和比恩* Across the valley lived three yokels Name of Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*這仨瘋狂追捕我們的主人公* Now these three crazy jackies had our hero on the run
*用獵槍射下了它的尾巴* Shot the tail off the cuss With a fox-shooting gun.
*但漂亮的狐狸機智聰明* But that stylish little fox Was as clever as a whip.
*挖洞好比地鼠一樣快* Dug as quick as a gopher Who was a hyper-ack-a-tive.
*三人還在守著洞口 那裏曾是一座山* Now those three farmers sit It where there's a hole, it was once a hill.
*我猜想他們還呆坐那傻等* And as far as I can reckon They're a-setting up there still.
你在瞎哼哼啥 小皮? What are you singing, Petey?
只是...即興表演 Just... just making up one as I went along, really.
多爛的歌啊! That's just weak song-writing!
這歌寫得太糟糕了 小皮! You wrote a bad song, Petey!
獾的礦洞(避難所)
大豐收 We took everything.
它們把東西全拿走了? They took everything?
再聯絡 小皮 Let me call you back, Petey.
它們不知去向 說不定就在我們腳下 Well, they'd be anywhere by now. They're digging right under our feet.
某種程度上 事情反而更嚴重了 Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.
我們不該插手這事的 We should have stayed out of it.
我有主了意 I've got an idea.
收不到信號了 有人能收到嗎? I'm still not getting a signal. Is anybody getting any reception?
我也收不到 倒有一個問題 I don't have any signal, but I've got a problem.
把鴨子烤脆 阿亞 把雞肉拿來 Crisp up those ducks. Aye, drag those chickens.
慢慢來好了 我們快了點 Slow them down just a little bit, we're a little ahead.
蘋果在哪? 還在外面? 還沒熟嗎? Where are the apples? Still out? You still have them raw?
把它切片放儲藏室裏 Well, slice them up. Let's get them in the pantry.
我知道你一定遭受了嚴重的心理打擊 I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally, that must be for you.
又不是世界末日 Well, you know, it's not the end of the world.
噢 狐狸 尾巴沒了可多丟人啊... Oh, but Foxy, how humiliating! Having your whole tail blown clean off...
能不談這個嗎? Can we drop it?
是啊 很好喝 Yeah, it's really good. Sweet and nice.
嘿 大夥都說你是天才 真的假的? Hey, they say you're a natural. True or false?
我只是... 回答我的問題 I just... Answer the question.
我猜是真的吧 那就好 True, I guess Correct.
一邊去 艾格尼絲 我和克裏斯托佛森單獨聊聊 Get out of here, Agnes. I need to have a private word with Kristofferson.
等等 她還沒... 好吧 我去和他們聊好了 Just a minute. She doesn't... I don't mind. I'm gonna go talk to them.
聽著 我突然想到要幹一件大事... Listen to me, I just had a brainstorm for something...
...驚天動地的大事 但我一個人做不了 ...fantastic I've got to do. But I can't do it alone.
我沒興趣 聽我把話說完 I'm not interested. Hear me out.
不了 謝謝 No, thanks.
你爸這邊的狐狸總愛冒不必要的險 I think foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.
那是因為我們骨子裏透著冒險精神 Only because they got the guts in their blood...
...我們也是 ...and so do we.
剛才我對艾格尼絲有點失禮對嗎? 沒錯 Was I a bit rude to Agnes? Yeah.
我可能說了些不該說的 待會和她聊聊 I'd probably say something I shouldn't. I'll say something to her in a minute.
你有啥大事? 簡而言之? What's the brainstorm? In a nutshell?
我們要去偷回我爸爸的尾巴 We're gonna steal back my dad's tail.
一切就位 頭兒 開動 Okay, chief. Here we go.
比恩的蘋果酒
幾經波折 大夥兒終於能夠 Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally...
齊聚寒舍 一起享用晚餐 ...take me up on my offer to have you over to the flint-mine for dinner.
但我認為... 抱歉打斷 but I guess we have... I'm sorry.
也許我的請柬弄丟了 Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.
有人知道這只獾在說什麼嗎? Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?
嘿 慢著 Hey, hold on.
但老實說 克萊夫說得沒錯 But Clive's right. In all seriousness.
抱歉 獾 Excuse me, B.
為一件事 我們確實得謝謝那仨醜陋的農民 I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing:
他們提醒我們要感恩 要關心身邊的人 ...reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other.
我再說一遍 相互關心 I'm gonna say it again. Aware.
我感覺很危險 本來就是 I don't feel safe. That's because we're not.
也許你該把面罩帶上 You should probably put on your bandit hat now.
我沒有面罩 不過我改造了這只圓筒襪 Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.
我們看起來帥呆了 可不是嗎 We look good. Yeah, we do.
如果收集尾巴是你的嗜好 Now where would you keep a prized tail,
你會把你的藏品放哪呢? if you collected them, if that was your hobby?
也許掛在壁爐上吧 I'd probably hang it over the mantelpiece.
很好...什麼味道? Right. Good. In fact... what's that smell?
嘗過比恩夫人的豆蔻辛薑蘋果派嗎? Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg-ginger-apple-snaps?
沒嘗過 Well, I didn't do.
還熱著呢 They are still warm.
搞錯了 怎麼? We got it wrong. What?
尾巴不在壁爐那... It's not over the mantelpiece...
那條領帶 The necktie.
趕緊逃吧 為什麼? 等下 我還想幹點什麼 Let's go. What? Hang on. I wanna do more.
她就在那 她看不見 She's there! She can't see.
看看 我們齊聚一堂 哇! Look at each other. Here we are. Wow!
我喝多了點 情緒有些激動 Now I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental,
但我還是得說 雖然沒人想承認 but I'm gonna say something, anyway, which nobody wants to admit,
...但這的確是事實 ...but I think is probably true.
我們戰勝了他們 We beat them.
我們打敗了農民 正享用著勝利的大餐 We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating
...他們的烤雞 滋滋的肥鴨 ...their roasted chicken, their sizzling duck,
...多汁的火雞 還有鵝肝醬 ...their succulent turkey, their foie gras de...
男孩們呢? 怎麼啦? 他們在哪? Where did the boys go? What? Where?
雅士? 克裏斯托佛森? 孩子們? Ash? Kristofferson? Boys?
噢 天啊 太瘋狂了! 剛才真不敢相信 Oh, my God! That was crazy! I can't believe what just happened in there.
趕緊的 快逃啊! 快! Come on, let's go out of here! Let's go!
我們在哪? 我們在哪? 我們在哪? 什麼? Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? What?
克裏斯托佛森? Kristofferson?
這又是什麼聲音? 發生什麼了? What am I hearing again, baby? What's happening?
是我想太多了嗎? Am I still paranoid?
蘋果汁? Cider?
剛才發生什麼事了? What just happened?
是些蘋果汁 好險啊 Something with cider. That was dangerous.
有人受傷了嗎? 我們都受傷了! Is anyone hurt? We're all hurt!
我的家被毀了 My entire flint-mine just got demolished.
蘋果汁 被蘋果汁給淹了 Apple juice. Apple juice flood.
快點人數! 找到自己的夥伴! Let's do a head-count! Everybody pick a buddy!
男孩子去哪了? Where did the boys go?
雅士? 雅士? Ash? Ash?
克裏斯托佛森? 雅士? Kristofferson? Ash!?
我在這! I'm here!
雅士! 你的伴呢? Ash! Who's your buddy?
克裏斯托佛森? 他在哪兒? Kristofferson. Where is he?
我不知道 為什麼? I don't know. Why not?
我把他弄丟了! 把他弄丟了? I lost him! You lost him?
我 呃 當時我們在廚房裏... 在哪? I, uh, I was in the kitchen... Where were you?
我們在找領帶 你在說什麼? We were trying to find the necktie. What are you talking about?
是我的錯 噢 不 It's my fault. Oh, no.
哪來的豆蔻辛薑蘋果派? Where did you get that nutmeg-ginger-apple-snap?
頭上幹嘛戴個冒牌面罩? And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat!?
我們想偷回你的尾巴 We went to steal back your tail.
克裏斯托佛森!克裏斯托佛森! 克裏斯托佛森! 克裏斯托佛森! Kristofferson! Kristofferson! Kristofferson! Kristofferson!
用報紙把這小不點包起來... Wrap this wet, little mutt in a newspaper...
...放在盒子裏 上面戳幾個洞 ...and put him in a box with some holes punched in the top.
下水道只有一個出口 但窨井蓋被堵住了 There's only one way out of this sewer, but the manhole cover's closed,
上面停了輛旅行車 ...and there's a station wagon parked on it.
換言之 我們被困在這了 Which means we're permanently stuck down here.
還認為我們打勝仗了嗎 狐狸? You still think we beat them, Foxy?
獾說得沒錯 Badger's right.
在抓到我之前 那些農民不會罷休 These farmers aren't gonna quit until they catch me.
我不該對你撒謊 I shouldn't have lied to your face.
我不該重操舊業 I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon...
悄悄跑去偷雞 ...and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly.
我不該惹怒那些農場主 作弄他們 I shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far and tried to embarrass them
讓他們顏面盡失 ...and cuss with their heads.
我喜歡這麼做 可是不該這麼做 I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.
事到如今 只有一個解決辦法 And now there's only one way out.
也許我該去自投羅網 Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me,
讓他們折磨我 把我掛在壁爐上 ...stuff me, and hang me over their mantelpiece.
你不必這麼做 You'll do no such thing.
親愛的 這麼做也許其他人能活下來 Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.
噢 難道非要這樣麼 狐狸? Oh, why did you have to get us into this, Foxy?
不知道 但我有我的想法 I don't know, but I have a possible theory.
我想讓每個人都認為.... I think I have this thing where I need everybody to think...
我是最棒的 最了不起的狐狸先生 I'm the greatest... the quote-unquote fantastic Mr. Fox.
如果其他人沒被震撼 And if they aren't completely knocked-out and dazzled,
...沒被我嚇到 那麼... ...and kind of intimidated by me, then...
我會感到不自在 I don't feel good about myself.
狐狸天生就愛冒險 Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey,
喜歡挑戰強者 這就是我所擅長的! ...and outsmart predators. And that's what I'm actually good at!
我想 畢竟 我只是... I think, at the end of the day, I'm just...
我了解 I know.
我們是野獸 We're wild animals.
一直都是 I guess we always were.
我向你保證 如果一切可以重來 I promise you, if I had all this to do over again,
我絕不會令你失望 I'd have never let you down.
我們倆搭檔總是那麼的愉快 It was always more fun when we did it together, anyway.
我愛你 費莉希蒂 我也愛你 I love you, Felicity. I love you, too.
但我不該嫁給你的 But I shouldn't have married you.
我告訴過你嗎? 我知道你媽懷了你的事? Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were gonna have a cub?
在捕狐籠裏 沒錯 In the fox-trap. Right.
就在那千鈞一發的時刻 媽媽說她懷孕了 We were at gunpoint, and your mother... said she's pregnant.
聽我講完 好嗎? Let me tell it, okay?
我不知道是否還有命逃出牢籠 I had no idea how we were gonna get out of this jam, and...
...我突然想到:狐狸最擅長做什麼? ...then it hit me: what do foxes do better than any other animal?
挖洞 你搶我台詞了 Dig. You're stepping on my lines.
好吧 繼續往下講 Right, keep telling it.
於是我們拚命地挖啊 挖啊 So we dug. And the whole time I put paw over paw,
都是泥土和石子 你媽瘋了一樣和我挖 ...scooping dirt and pebbles with your mother digging like crazy beside me,
當時我想:這個小男孩會長成怎麼樣? I kept wondering: who is this little boy gonna be?
或許是個女孩 噢 沒錯 Or girl. Or girl, right.
那時我們還不知道 Because at that point we didn't know.
雅士 我很高興 他成為了現在的你 Ash, I'm so glad he was you.
這不是你的錯...是我做錯了 It's not your fault... it's mine.
再見 Goodbye.
我想我們應該 呃... Well, I guess we should, uh...
...分個小組什麼的... ...probably split into a certain number of groups...
...著手做些什麼 好嗎? ...and start doing something, right?
能給我一杯水嗎? Can I have a glass of water?
有人在嗎! 有人在嗎! Excuse me! Excuse me?
克裏斯托佛森? 喂? Kristofferson? Hello?
聽得見我們嗎? Can you hear us?
克裏斯托佛森? Kristofferson?
男孩在他們手上 They got the boy.
他們想要以父換子 They want to trade the son for his poppa.
為啥要用雜志剪成一封信呢? Why'd they write this in letters cut out of magazines?
為了保密身份 To protect their identities.
噢 好吧 那幹嘛要署名呢? Oh, right, but then why did they sign their names?
再說 我們都知道他們是誰 他們要殺我們 Plus, we already knew who they were because they're trying to kill us.
狐狸先生 你的孩子在我們手上 Mr. Fox, we have your son.
如果還想讓他活著... If you ever want to see him alive again...
你們抓錯了 You took the wrong fox.
我才是他兒子 I'm his son.
父子長得蠻像的 I can see the resemblance.
什麼聲音? 救命! What's that? Help!
別過來 你這家夥 別過來! Come on, man! Come on! stop!
瞧你啊 小妞! Look at you, girl!
還是像焦糖奶油一樣誘人 You're still as fine looking as a creme brulee.
我在被一只瘋耗子調戲? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?
抱歉 可以加入嗎? Excuse me, may I cut-in?
那孩子被鎖在比恩家閣樓 The boy is locked in an apple crate on top of a gun locker...
槍櫃上面的一個蘋果箱裏 ...in the attic of Bean Annex.
如果我沒下殺手 你會告訴我嗎? Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first?
不會 Never.
這麼多年來 All these wasted years.
你到底想得到什麼 老鼠? What were you looking for, Rat?
他在說話呢 爸爸 He's trying to say something, Dad.
蘋果汁 Cider.
喝吧 老鼠 Here you are, Rat.
一杯比恩的秘制蘋果汁 A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.
像融化的金子 Like melted gold.
他死得其所了 He redeemed himself.
死得其所? 當然 Redemption? Sure.
但到頭來 他只是某個中菜館 But, in the end he's just another dead rat...
垃圾堆旁的一只死老鼠 ...in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.
他也許已經瘋了 He might been mindless
沒錯 Yes, he did.
我要取消自殺計劃 My suicide mission's been canceled.
取而代之的是全力大拯救行動 We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission.
全力大拯救行動
從某方面來說 我蠻高興來了那場洪水 In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us,
因為我不太滿意當時的致辭 ...because I don't like the toast I was giving.
我要再來一次 I'm gonna start over.
當我順著這張擺滿美食的桌子看去時 When I look down this table with the exquisite feast set before us,
我看到了 兩個傑出的律師 一個醫術精湛的兒科醫生 I see, two terrific lawyers, a skilled pediatrician,
一個極棒的廚師 一個精明的房地產經紀人 ...a wonderful chef, a savvy real estate agent,
一個優秀的裁縫 一個一流的會計 一個才華橫溢的音樂家 ...an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, a gifted musician,
一個相當不錯的小魚捕撈者 還有 ...a pretty good minnow fisherman, and possibly...
一個也許是今天在座最好的風景畫家 ...the best landscape painter working on the scene today.
也許你們有人會經常讀我的專欄 Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time.
誰知道呢? 也許你們沒讀過 Who knows? I tend to doubt it.
我還看到了滿屋的動物 I also see a room full of wild animals.
有著真正天性和純粹天賦的野獸 Wild animals with true natures and pure talents.
有科學氣質的拉丁學名... Wild animals with scientific sounding Latin names...
...彰顯著我們非凡的基因 ...that means something about our D.N.A.
我們野獸生來有各自的優缺點 Wild animals each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species.
正是因為有這些奇妙的不同 Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us
才讓我的侄兒有了一線生機 that just might give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew
也讓我彌補大家 抱歉把大家卷進這場風波 and letting me make it up to you for getting us into this crazy whatever-it-is.
以上是鄙人的感想 謝謝傾聽 I don't know. It's just a thought. Thank you for listening.
大夥 幹杯 Cheers, everyone.
大家開動! Let's eat!
怎麼了? 我只是在和他進行互動 What? I was just playing along with the pitch he was doing.
你們願意加入嗎? Will you join me?
我願意 I will.
盡管吩咐吧 Go ahead.
謝謝大家 Thank you.
好的! 分配任務! 誰懂速記? Alright! Let's start planning! Who knows shorthand?
太好了 琳達! 水懶! 有幹紙嗎? Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra! You got some dry paper?
一切就位 Here we go.
鼴鼠! 你擅長什麼? Mole! Talpa Europea! What do you got?
我能在黑暗裏看東西 難以置信! 一定能派上用場! I can see in the dark? That's incredible! We can use that!
琳達? 記下了 Linda? Got it.
兔子呢? 我動作迅速 Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus! I'm fast.
那是當然! 琳達? 記下了 You bet you're! Linda? Got it.
海狸! 你呢? 我能咬穿木頭 Beaver! Castor Fiber! I can chew through wood.
太棒了! 琳達? 記下了 Amazing! Linda? Got it.
獾! 我是爆破專家! Badger! Meles Meles! Demolitions expert!
什麼? 啥時候的事? What? Since when?
爆破 生火 燒東西! 爆破專家! Explosions, flames, burning things! Demolitions expert!
好的! 琳達? 記下了 Okay! Linda? Got it.
鼬! 別大喊大叫的! Weasel! Mustela Nivalis! Stop yelling!
好吧! Alright!
好的 雅士 你負責照看好小孩 Alright, Ash, you get these little kids organized
組個KP小隊什麼的 保持下水道暢通 ...and put together some kind of a K.P. unit or something to keep this sewer clean.
好壯壯我方士氣 It's good for morale.
沒問題! K.P是啥? Done! What's K.P?
看門人吧 I think it means janitors.
嘿! 嘿! 夥計 我在這! Hey! Hey! Mate, over here! Hey!
我也想加入 我想戰斗 I wanna go with you, too. I wanna fight.
很好 太棒了 草原田鼠 Good. Fabulous! Microtus Pennsylvanicus!
我沒有職位 也沒有拉丁學名 我擅長做什麼呢? I didn't get a job yet or a Latin name. What's my strength?
聽著 你是凱莉 好得不能再好的人 Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy.
你的職務是...隨時待命 Your job is really just to... be available, I think.
我不知道你的拉丁學名 I don't know your Latin name.
可能古羅馬時代沒有負鼠 I doubt they even had opossums in ancient Rome.
妙極了 我們在哪呢? It's stupendous. Where's us?
在這 畫個叉 Right here. Paint an X.
親愛的農場主 博吉思 班池 比恩 Dear Farmers Boggis, Bunce, and Bean,
我別無選擇 只有接受你們的條件 I have no alternative but to agree to your terms.
開走旅行車 Move the station wagon...
打開補鞋匠店邊的排水管窨井蓋 ...and open the manhole cover below the foot of the drainpipe...
...上午10點整 我們准時見面 ...next to the cobbler's shop and meet me there today at 10 a. m. sharp.
我會束手就擒 以換得男孩的平安歸來 I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boy's safe return.
狐狸先生 敬上 Cordially, Mr. Fox.
為啥要用雜志剪成一封信呢? Why'd he write this in letters cut out of magazines?
不知道 你不也這麼做嗎 I don't know, but you did the same thing.
我信不過這家夥 總之 設好埋伏 I don't trust this guy. Anyway, set up the ambush.
把時鍾調准了 現在是早上9點45分 Synchronize your clocks. The time is now nine forty-five a. m.
給 戴上臉罩 Here, put these bandit hats on.
總體計劃B
弗格森鞋店
人帶來了嗎? Did you bring the boy?
當然! 喊個話吧 小子! Of course, we did! Say something, kid!
有人嗎!有人嗎? Excuse me! Excuse me?
拜托! 這哪是他啊! Come on! That doesn't sound anything like him!
業餘水平的模仿! It's amateur night in Dixie!
他在燒啥東西? What the cuss is he burning?
*博吉斯 班池 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
就這點能耐啊 狐狸先生? Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?
*博吉斯 班池 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
*這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同* These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
*心腸卻一樣惡毒* ...were nonetheless equally mean.
目前還不清楚 這些... It's unclear, whether these...
*這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同* These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
*心腸卻一樣惡毒* ...were nonetheless equally mean.
*博吉斯 邦斯 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
*這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同* These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
*心腸卻一樣惡毒* ...were nonetheless equally mean.
*博吉斯 邦斯 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
28顆松果彈發射! 22顆命中目標 Twenty-eight pinecones fired! Twenty-two targets hit.
誘餌階段! 啟動! 遵命 長官 decoy phase! Go! Yes, sir.
爸....爸爸著火了 Da... Dad's on fire.
狐狸 看你的了 一切就緒 Foxy, you're on. We are ready.
我會找到他 把他平安帶回來 I'm gonna find him, I'm gonna bring him back.
我相信你會的 I know, you will.
點火! Contact!
你怕狼嗎? Are you scared of wolves?
害怕 不! 不過我有恐狼症! Scared, no! I have a phobia of them!
我有恐雷症! Well, I have a thing about thunder!
為啥? 夠窩囊的! 我不喜歡打針! Why? That's stupid! I don't like needles myself!
你又是打哪冒出來的? 怎麼會在邊車上? Where did you come from again? How did you get in the sidecar?
我快要瘋了! I feel like I'm losing my mind!
有只狐狸在摩托上 還有一只小的...呃... I've got a fox on a motorcycle with a littler fox and, uh...
邊車上好像是只負鼠 他們在7號田 正向北駛 ...what looks like to be an opossum in the sidecar riding north on farm lane 7.
這個消息不錯吧? Does that sound like anything to anybody?
瑞德 我是富蘭克林.比恩! Red, it's Franklin Bean!
掉頭 給我飛回來 Turn around, get the cuss back here,
...立即來接我們! ...and pick us up on the A.S.A.P!
凱莉 有信用卡嗎? 當然 Kylie, you got a credit card? Sure.
看見沒 這就是我所說的... See, this is what I was saying about...
事事便利 只要有了... ...how good you are at just being available for...
鈦金卡? A Titanium Card?
你咋夠格用這個? How the cuss did you qualify for this?
我按時還款 信貸記錄良好 I pay my bills on time. I've always had good credit.
趕快 等等 Come on. Wait a second.
這是什麼姿勢? 吹口哨外加打響指 What's this thing you do? The whistle with the clicking sound.
你不知道嗎? 這是我的招牌動作 What do you mean? That's my trademark.
給我個藍莓 Give me a blueberry.
啥? 藍莓? What? Blueberry.
你沒說啊... 你把藍莓忘了? You didn't say... You forgot the blueberries?
我說了! 寫在你爪子上的! I did say it! I wrote it on your paw!
是啊 寫在上面呢... Yeah, it's written...
藍莓
他嘴邊那白色的是啥? What's that white stuff around his mouth?
我想它吃肥皂 I think he eats soap.
治療慢性狂犬病的藥
那不是肥皂 That's not soap.
為什麼他嘴邊會有泡沫... 它很狂暴 得了狂犬病 Well, then why does he have that bubbly... He's rabid. With rabies.
我聽說過這條獵犬 I've heard about this beagle.
你們倆繼續行動 我來分散它注意力 You two go ahead while I distract him.
是誰? 什麼!? Who? Huh! What!?
我能穿過去 嗯? I can fit through there. Hm?
想知道為什麼嗎? You wanna know why?
為什麼? Why?
因為我體型小 Because I'm little.
鞋帶給我 Give me that shoelace.
是我 來救你出去 It's me. I'm rescuing you.
我有點複雜的感覺 我不怪你 I've got mixed feelings about that. I don't blame you.
教我空手道吧 要速成的 Can you give me a karate lesson real quick?
好吧 首先是站姿 Okay. Stand like this.
踮起腳尖 閉上雙眼 Position yourself on the balls of your feet. Close your eyes.
你現在感覺身輕如燕 You weigh less than a slice of bread.
你眼神中透著溫柔 不是嗎? I feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes, isn't there?
沒錯 Yes, I'm right.
回顧一下空手道的基本技巧 Let's review the principle of ... techniques:
起跳 旋轉 著落 ...jumping, flipping, landing.
你是個好孩子 或許有點寂寞 但是... You're a good boy. A little lonely, maybe, but...
非常溫和友善 ...terribly sweet.
你叫斯皮茨吧? 是德語 對吧? Is your name Spitz? That's German, isn't it?
現在學習初級旋風踢 Now for a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop.
首先 你得快速起跑 空間有限 我不能演示 First, you need to get a running start, which obviously, I can't do in here,
當你接近攻擊目標時 ...then, as you arrive at the destination of the chop...
身體前傾 順勢而為 ...lean and thrust into the point of contact,
手掌保持平直 然後迅速收回 ...paw remains open and straight, then withdraw instantaneously.
記住 收回是關鍵 Remember, it's the pull back that matters.
收回生成了攻擊的力量 The pull back generates the force of the impact.
明白 Got it.
好吧 看我把這東西劈成兩半 Yeah, I'm just gonna chop this thing right off.
他是來真的! He's gonna do it!
你溫和得就像... Why, you're just as sweet as...
他不是說過不要直視獵狗的眼睛嗎 I thought he said: never look a beagle in the eye.
你...你劈開了嗎? Did... Did you chop it?
噢 不! 不! Oh, no! No! No!
克裏斯托佛森!克裏斯托佛森! Kristofferson? Kristofferson!
我沒事 I'm okay.
抱歉 沒事的 I'm sorry. That's alright.
你只是在嘗試打開蘋果箱而已 You were just trying to unlock the apple crate.
不 我的意思是...我很抱歉 No, I mean, I'm sorry about...
噢 你是指以前的事 Oh, you mean from before.
你欠我一聲對不起 你從未說過 The apology you owed me which you never actually said.
沒錯 我脾氣很壞 Right. I'm grumpy.
我隨地吐痰 睡姿不雅 I spit. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
我只是... I'm just...
...很顯然 比較特別 ...different, apparently.
但是...我會改正的 But... it won't happen again.
對不起 克裏斯托佛森 Kristofferson, I'm sorry.
這也沒關系 That's alright, too.
把鞋帶給我吧 Throw me the shoelace, please.
你還好吧? Are you okay?
他正戴著呢 He's wearing it.
你派人毀了我的家 帶隊追殺我的家人 Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family.
綁架我的侄兒 你家老鼠還調戲我老婆 Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew. Your rat insulted my wife...
你還射下了我的尾巴 ...and you shot off my tail.
我一定要把你那領帶奪回來 I'm not leaving here without that neck tie.
幹掉他! Kill him!
我們還是走為上策 Actually, we should just go.
我把車停在哪了? Where did I park?
我身輕如燕 I weigh less than a slice of bread.
什麼? 這就回來 What? I'll be right back.
雅士!? Ash!?
避開接球手 躲開追球手 Dodge the grabbers, duck the taggers,
躍過籃子 ...jump the twig basket and...
敲下石堆上的雪松枝 ...knock the cedar-stick off the cross-rock.
Hot box! Hot box!
*博吉斯 邦斯 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
*這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同* These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
*心腸卻一樣惡毒* ...were nonetheless equally mean.
*博吉斯 邦斯 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
*這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同* These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
*心腸卻一樣惡毒* ...were nonetheless equally mean.
*博吉斯 邦斯 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
*這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同* These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
*心腸卻一樣惡毒* ...were nonetheless equally mean.
雅士 剛才你表現出了野獸的狂野 Ash, that was pure, wild animal craziness.
你是塊運動員的料 You're an athlete.
給 把這個面罩戴上 Here, put this bandit hat on.
戴眼罩! Goggles!
*博吉斯 邦斯 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
*這些可惡的惡棍 長相雖不同* These horrible crooks, so different in looks,
*心腸卻一樣惡毒* ...were nonetheless equally mean.
*博吉斯 邦斯 和比恩* Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
*一胖 一矮 一瘦* One fat, one short, one lean.
你不會想要...? Are you gonna...?
我的老天爺! Holy swearing cuss!
小皮! 把梯子拿來 Petey! Bring us a ladder, please.
待命! Stand by!
這罐頭剛收到一個高頻無線電波 I just intercepted a high frequency radio signal with the can.
他們在回來的路上了! And I think they're on their way home!
別往回看 什麼? Don't turn around. What?
它是打哪來的? Where did he come from?
你打哪來啊? Where did you come from?
來這幹嘛? What are you doing here?
大灰狼! Canis lupus!
赤狐! Vulpes Vulpes!
它不懂英語 也不懂拉丁語 I don't think he speaks English or Latin.
冬天很難熬吧? Pensez-vous que I'hiver sera rude?
我在問它覺得冬天難熬嗎? I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.
它好像不曉得 He doesn't seem to know.
我有恐狼症啊! I have a phobia of wolves!
多美的動物啊 What a beautiful creature.
祝它好運吧 小夥們 Wish him luck, boys.
祝你好運 祝你好運 Good luck. Good luck out there.
三天後 (2個半狐狸周後)
這3個在記者看來已經走火入魔的農場主... These three, in this reporter's opinion, obsessed farmers...
仍然堅信狐狸還會出現 ...remain convinced the fox in question will eventually reappear.
為什麼呢? Why?
因為狐狸總不會住在下水道裏 Because foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer.
它們是難民 地底下唯一的食物是... They're refugees. All they have to eat down there is...
垃圾! Trash!
況且垃圾也不多 And not much of it.
謝謝 農場主 Thank you, farmers.
這是"12號行動" 由丹.皮巴蒂為您報道 For Action Twelve, this is Dan Peabody.
怎麼樣? 他的扁桃體 有些腫大 What are we looking at? It's just his tonsils. They're little swelled.
噢 很嚴重嗎? 但願不是 他想要割除掉 Oh, is it serious? No, hopefully, he wants to lose them.
割掉扁桃體? 不如... Lose the tonsils? Let's...
我餓了 喝口水吧 給你 I'm hungry. Well, have some water. Here.
我喜歡散步 I like walking.
親愛的? My darlings?
我們要去哪? 沒人知道 Where are we going? Nobody knows.
我們在做冥想練習呢 We were in the middle of a meditation practice.
當心腳下 Watch your step.
看看 這條路通向哪呢? Let's see, now. Where does this lead?
噢 不 狐狸 髒死了 抓緊了 各位 Oh, no, Foxy. It's filthy. Keep a good grip, everyone.
最好別讓我們白跑一趟 我看見... This better be worth it. I think I see...
一絲光線啊 是什麼呢？ ...a little sliver of light. What's this?
一扇門嗎? 你演技很爛 狐狸 Is it a door? You're a terrible actor, Foxy.
聞到有氣味嗎? 是氟利昂嗎? Do you smell something? Is that... freon?
我得打開這個蓋子... I'm gonna crack open this trap door...
看看上面藏著什麼 ...and see if something's on the other side.
不過這不大可能 也許只是另外的下水道 I highly doubt it, though. There's probably just more sewer.
如果真有什麼還真是個驚喜 快打開 You know, wouldn't it be surprising if Open it.
嘿 快看! 是家寬敞的 Hey, look! There's a whole, enormous, glorious,
大型超市! ...gigantic supermarket up here!
周末很早打烊 And they close early on weekends.
你真是一只了不起的狐狸 You really are kind of a quote-unquote fantastic fox.
好說 I try.
打包好拿回去分享 記住... Get enough to share with everybody, and remember...
兔子一家吃素 獾一家應該吃不了胡桃 ...the Rabbits are vegetarians, and Badger's supposedly can't eat walnuts.
我想 克裏斯托佛森他爸現在是單側肺炎... I guess now that Kristofferson's dad's already down to single pneumonia...
應該算好轉了吧 很快就能回家了? ...and getting better, he'll be going home soon, huh?
他從醫院打電話來 說... Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital, he said...
他和鼬鼠談過 要把名下的地產 ...he was already talking to Weasel about real estate availabilities
轉移到我們下水道那 ...down in our sewer system.
噢 真的嗎? 這可是置業的好時機 Oh, really? Well, now's the time to buy.
我懂了 這是你的招牌動作咯? Okay, I get it. Is that your trademark?
我又懷孕了 I'm pregnant again.
哇! Wow!
我們都在長大啊 I think we're both glowing.
再發表一次祝酒詞吧 爸爸 Do another toast, Dad.
好吧 讓我想想 Okay. Let's see.
有了 好吧! Yeah. Right. Okay!
據說 所有的狐狸都對油氈輕微過敏 They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum.
但爪子踏在上面很舒服 But it's cool to the paw.
試試吧 Try it.
據說 我的尾巴一個月得幹洗兩次 They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month...
但它是完全可拆卸的 看到嗎? ...but now it's fully detachable. See?
據說 我的樹長不回來了 They say our tree may never grow back.
但總有一天會長出什麼 But, one day, something will.
沒錯 這些餅幹是由人工養的鵝做的 Yes, these crackles are made out of synthetic goose,
這些下食雜取自人工養的乳鴿 ...and these Giblets come from artificial squab.
甚至這些蘋果看上去都很假 And even these apples look fake...
但至少上面印著星星 ...but at least they've got stars on them.
我想說的是... I guess my point is...
我們今晚得吃飯 而且是一塊吃 we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together,
即使這兒的光線不太明亮 ...and even in this not particularly flattering light,
你們毫無疑問的 ...you are without a doubt, the five-and-a-half...
是我這一生見過的... ...most wonderful wild animals I've ever met...
5只半最棒的動物 ...in my life.
所以讓我們舉盒 So let's raise our boxes.
為幸存 To our...
幹杯! ...survival!
咋樣啊? How was that?
說得很好 That was a good toast.
她走來了 伴著她的新情人 Well there she goes with a brand new love affair
盡情地與他載歌載舞 Dancing with him like she don't even care
讓她翩翩起舞 讓她跳上一夜 Well let her dance with him, let her dance all night long
誰知道呢? 就在昨天 Well who would've known that just yesterday
她曾和我載歌載舞 She danced with me the very same way
讓她翩翩起舞 讓她跳上一夜 Well let her dance with him, let her dance all night long