埃及 1938年 阿卡曼拉墓葬考古队
伙计们 我们遇到危险了 沙尘暴要来了 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.
我的人都吓坏了 必须得走了 My men are terrified. We must leave.
那墓葬就在这附近 我能感觉到 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.
拜托 罗伯特 都两个月了 Please, Robert, it's been two months!
阿奇 我不会罢休的 Archie, I'm not stopping!
爸爸 Dad!
老爸 这风是怎么了 What's going on with this wind, Pop?
C·J 去车上 C.J, go wait in the truck.
我不想在车上等 I don't want to just wait in the truck.
我说了 就赶紧去 窗户关上 I said go! Windows up!
罗伯特 Robert!
-弗兰德里克 -什么 -Mr. Fredericks! -What?
啊 Ah!
救命 Help!
C·J 你没事吧 C.J? Are you all right?
是的 我没事 Yeah, I'm fine!
我下来了 I'm coming down!
太棒了 Yes!
我寻找阿卡曼拉墓葬 已经20年了 I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years,
瞧瞧你干的 and what do you do?
得来全不费功夫 You fall right into it!
埃米尔 可以开始装车运输了 Amir, start loading the trucks.
弗雷德里克先生... Mr. Fredericks...
没有时间了 there is no time.
沙尘暴就要来了 The storm is almost upon us.
那你就快点 Then you'd better hurry.
快点 大伙儿干活了 Come on. Everybody works.
嘿 你怎么回事 Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh?
他说"我们必须立刻离开这里" He said, "We must leave this place immediately.
如果打扰这个墓葬... 'Wfanyone disturbs this tomb...
"末日将临" "the end will come."
"末日将临" "The end will come."
我们把这装上卡车 We load the trucks.
我感觉到我们正在酿下大错 I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!
我们不是在犯错 我们是在创造历史 We're not making a mistake, we're making history!
别担心 Don't worry!
C·J 我们走 C.J! Let's go!
"末日将临" "The end will come."
欢迎各位来到海登天文博物馆... Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...
修葺重开仪式... of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...
就在自然历史博物馆此处 here at the Museum of Natural History.
纽约知名人士都会出席... New York's glitterati have all turned out...
如早期宣传一样 这将会是一个记忆深刻的夜晚... for what has promised to be a memorable evening...
有各种炫酷的特效... filled with the dazzling special effects...
还有科技魔法都会在此博物馆欣赏到 and technical wizardry we've all come to admire from this museum...
这就是博物馆重开晚会 and its renowned Night Program.
今晚会很有趣儿 Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
笨笨来了 Here come Dum Dum!
萨克怎么样了 Hey, how we doing, Sac?
雷克斯都补好妆了 Rexy is waxed and buffed.
泰迪在打扮胡子 Teddy is grooming his moustache.
哦 我跟之前的人一起看了下 火警安全流程 Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures with the primordial men.
顺便说下 你最近有看到他们吗 By the way, have you seen them lately?
博物馆新来了一个 The museum has added a new one.
什么 不 What? No.
确保千夫长伸展开来了 好吗 Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?
他们之前排练的时候很卖命... They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...
他们只是不太习惯这种舞步罢了 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.
好了 各位 听着 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up.
我不想让各位紧张... I don't want to make anybody nervous...
但是市长和州长 都会来这里 but the mayor and the governor are both out there.
还有我不是100%肯定 And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure,
里吉斯·菲尔宾也会来 but I think Regis Philbin, too.
里吉斯·菲尔宾 Reeju Philbo?
是的 里吉斯·菲尔宾 Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
好的 雷克斯 帮我个忙 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
小心尾巴 好吧 别搞乱了 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.
德克斯特... Oh, Dexter...
还好吗 伙计 how you doing, my man?
准备好了吧 All limbered up?
看着不错 我喜欢那领带 Looking good. I like the tie.
有点猛男幻想秀的感觉 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.
都准备好开始了吧 All chalked up, ready to go?
很好 好的 各位轻松 玩的开心 好吗 Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?
拉瑞 Larry.
你最好过来看看这个 You better come see this.
你之前看到过这样吗 Have you ever seen it like this before?
没有 Never.
这种腐蚀 之前从来没有看到过 This corrosion has never happened before.
一直都是那样没有变过 It's always been exactly the same.
我在想出什么问题了 I wonder what's up with it.
我也不知道 I have no idea.
还有说实话... And to be honest...
我父亲比我更了解这个牌匾的秘密 my father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did.
不幸的是 他发过誓 永远不会揭示这些秘密 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.
他一直都没说 He never did.
哇 Whoa!
你没事吧 You Okay?
没事 Yes.
是的 我没事 Yes, I'm fine.
今晚不要太紧张了 好吗 Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?
还有15分钟开始表演 You got 15 minutes till showtime.
我们明天再查清怎么回事 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
好的 All right.
瞧瞧它 Look at that!
真有趣 Doggonei?
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
他们想抓到光 They're trying to catch the light.
我知道 但你不可能做到的 你抓不到光的 But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!
这就跟人类的快乐一样 捉摸不透 It's as elusive as human happiness!
我想去评论 I should like to comment.
-召唤仪器 -好的 -Summon the apparatus. -Yeah.
召唤仪器 Summon the apparatus!
你想要说什么 What are you gonna say?
哈 L...
哈 O...
哈 L...
"哈哈哈"这条评论还不错 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.
好的 传我令 把这评论 Now, post these adorable kittens
发到脸书上去 with my edict of approval to Facebook.
老杰迪就喜欢发"太赞了"... Give a big Texas "hell yeah" from old Jedediah...
因为我也喜欢 because I loved it too!
那就发个笑脸就好 Just send a smiley face.
但是要眨巴眼的那个 Yeah, but with a wink!
发眨眼的笑脸 A smiley face and a wink!
伙计们 你们搞什么呢 Guys, what are you doing?
只是看看猫咪 We're just watching kittens.
你们还有5分钟就上场了 你们得集中精力 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.
我都说过了 我们没时间看 I told you we don't have time for this!
是你要发评论的 You gave it a Texas "hell yeah!"
嘿 泰迪 准备好了吗 Hey, Teddy, ready to roll?
当然了 劳伦斯 Indeed, Lawrence.
-很好 -圣胡安山战役已经滚瓜烂熟了 -Great. -Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber.
不过现在的你 是没办法相信的 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.
你会很出色的 You're gonna be great.
-劳伦斯 -什么 -Lawrence? -Yeah.
你最近看到尼安得特尔人了吗 Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
没有 为什么所有人都要问这个 No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?
或许你该去看看 You may want to give it a look!
嘿 伙计们 怎么了 Hey, guys, what's going on?
哦 Ooh!
好吧 Okay.
好吧 非常有趣 All right, very funny.
真滑稽 That's hilarious.
你不用下来的 You don't have to come down.
没关系的 真的 It's okay, really.
嗨 你好吗 我是拉瑞 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
我是莱昂... I'm Lama...
你是"拉" You're "Laaa"?
莱昂 Laaa.
好吧 莱昂 很高兴见到你 莱昂 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
欢迎加入... Welcome aboard, and...
是的 我们看起来很像 Yes, we look similar.
是的 我们长得很像 Yeah, we look like each other, I know.
我知道 这绝对是别人开的玩笑 It's a joke that somebody played.
是麦菲博士把你做成我这样的 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
只是... It's just a...
住手 好吗 Stop it. Stop, okay?
-大大 -什么 -Dada? -What?
大大 Dada.
不 我不是你大大 No, not your Dada.
是的 大大 Yeah, Dada.
-不 别过来 -大大 -No. Stop. -Dada.
-大大 -大大 -Dada! -Dada!
不 我不是他...我不是你的大大 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada.
笨笨有了 新仔仔 Dum Dum got a new son-son!
不 才没有 No, he doesn't.
大大 Dada!
敬我们的新任女主席 A toast to our new chairwoman.
干杯 各位 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
放音乐 Cue the music.
泰迪准备上场 3 2... And Teddy in three, two...
自从1869年起 当时我还是个11岁的孩子... Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...
这个博物馆就成了 这个伟大城市的耀眼明珠 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.
今晚我们要把空间拓展的更远... Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...
到太阳 to the Sun...
到月亮 到星星 the Moon, and the stars.
人类从初始之时 From our very beginning...
就仰望星空 mankind has looked to the heavens
命名他们所见到的的一切 and given names to what he saw.
于是有了星座 The constellations.
各位一定想认识他们 I thought you might like to meet them.
放星座 Cue the constellations.
哇 Wow.
猎户座 Orion, the hunter!
什么 What?
设计好的 设计好的 All planned. All planned.
我早就知道有这一出 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
好的 很好 一切顺利 Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
丝带放下来 Let's drop the silks.
猴子该上场了 And go with the monkey.
什么 What?
加油 Come on.
我设计的 That's what I do.
感谢各位的捧场... Thank you for your patronage...
以及对这家一流博物馆 坚定不移的支持 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution.
这是修葺一新的天文博物馆为一枚透镜... This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...
"让我们再试一次 亲爱的朋友们" "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
什么 What?
冲啊 Charge!
游骑兵们 Rough Riders!
-没事 等一下就好 -这也是设计好的 -It's okay! Just hang on! -Is this part of it?
抱歉 各位 出了点技术问题 Sorry folks, a little technical issue.
泰迪 你在干嘛 What are you doing?
照着剧本念 照着剧本念 Stick to the script. Stick to the script! Huh?
-是我 -我不认识你 -It's me! -I don't know you.
拉 Pull!
不知道我这是怎么了 可我喜欢这么玩 I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!
绊倒他们 Drop 'em!
哈 哈 Ha-ha!
耶 耶 Yeah! Yeah!
这什么情况 What's going on?
做点什么 Do something!
哦 oh!
你干什么 What are you doing?
啊 Ah!
猎户座 不要 Orion, don't!
雷克斯 Rexy!
伙计们 刚才是怎么回事 Guys, what was going on out there?
你们到底在想什么 Seriously, what were you thinking?
莱昂 我来说就行 懂吗 Laaa, I got this, all right?
你就...去那边呆着 Just "Go over there.
不 我要你去那边 No, go over there.
去吧 Go.
阿提拉... Attila...
你对那海豚干了什么 what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
那是海豚 It's a dolphin!
是世界上最温顺的生物... It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...
可你居然砸它 就像《海豚湾》里的暴行 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.
你看见里吉斯·菲尔宾的表情了吗 Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?
里吉斯 Ream?
对 里吉斯 Yeah, Reeju.
还有泰迪 你为什么用枪指着我 Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?
原谅我 劳伦斯 我不知道怎么了 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.
你都不记得了吗 Do you even remember that?
全忘了 Not at all.
莱昂 快放下 那是除颤仪 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.
快放下 很危险 Put it down. It's dangerous!
莱昂 那有电 那不是耳机 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.
别闹了 Stop it!
哦 嘿 德克斯特 Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
啊 Huh?
说实话 你要是再乱撒尿 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,
我就给你包尿布 then I'll get you some diapers.
你还想再包尿布吗 You want diapers again? Huh?
哇 哇 Whoa! Whoa!
别这么上火吗 老大 Ease up on the reins there, hoss.
你没看见吗 他很难受 Can't you see? He feels terrible!
我们都一样 Hell, we all do!
我不知道大伙儿这是怎么了 I don't know what's going on with everybody here...
反正今晚 很邪门儿 真邪门儿 but tonight was really weird. Really weird.
我们感觉糟透了 拉瑞 We feel awful.
好像有邪恶的魔咒缠着我们 Something took hold of us like an evil spell!
是啊 我们都好像不是自己了 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
-喂 -拉瑞 -Hello? -Larry.
嘿 麦菲博士 Hey, Dr. McPhee.
嗨 情况怎么样 Yeah, hi. How's it going?
还行 Uh, okay.
好 好 好 好 好 好 Good, good, good, good, good, good.
你知道那种声音 就是当一个人躲在一个垃圾桶里... You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...
担心丢了小命 fearing for your life
因为有一头霸王龙 正把他当沙包踢 because a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?
没有 我不知道那种声音 No. I don't know thatsound.
你没听过那种声音 噢 你等一下 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.
就是这个声音 就是这个声音 我以后做梦都会听见 That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!
听着 我真的很抱歉 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
我发誓 我也没想到会出这种事 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.
"我也没想到会出这种事" "I had no idea it was gonna happen.
"我只负责所有的特效" "I'm only in charge of all the special effects."
这是你的错 都是你的特效搞得 It was your fault! They were your special effects!
-不 我知道 -真是个笑话 -No, I know. -That's a joke.
"特效" 更像是"特大的 "Special effects"? More like "special...
"笑话" "defects!"
听着 我发誓 我会查清楚原因的 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.
或者说是"特大瑕疵" Or they were "special rejects!"
我很抱歉 麦菲博士 我要挂了 I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
嘿 Hey!
尼克 尼克 Nicky! Nicky!
别再跳了 Stop hopping!
爸 你在干什么 Dad, what are you doing?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
凌晨3点了 It's 3:00 am.
好了 派对结束了 All right, party's over!
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey... -Hey...
你是谁 Who are you?
-我叫索菲 -索菲 -I'm Sophie. -Sophie?
演过《再见博蒂》 Bye Bye Birdie?
-对 -演的很棒 -Right. -It was good.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thanks. -Yeah.
明晚见 See you tomorrow night?
-也许不行 -也许可以 -Probably not. -Probably.
绝对不行 Definitely not.
拜 Bye.
你有大麻烦了 You're in so much trouble.
我知道 I know.
我没想到你会提前回来 I didn't really know you were coming home early.
很显然你没想到 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
我说... Imean...
是什么让你认为可以这样做 what makes you think this is okay?
我不住妈妈那的时候 你晚上总丢下我一个人 When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night.
听着 你现在不可以这么做 Look, you can't be doing this right now.
你有期末考 纽约大学的申请 过两星期就到期了 You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?
我不会去上纽约大学 I'm not gonna get into NYU.
-你还没想好 -我想好了 -You don't know that. -No, I do.
你还没想好 You don't know that.
我完全想清楚了 我就是不打算申请 I do very much know that, in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
什么 What?
我觉得那现在不适合我 老爸 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.
好吧 那好 行啊 你想展翅高飞... Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little...
离开纽约 去别的地方上学 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.
好 我完全支持 你告诉我就行了 I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me.
你想去哪儿 Where do you want to go?
-清单是什么 -那清单非常短 -What's the list? -It's a short list.
很好 我喜欢 讲重点 Great. I like it. Focus.
我要给你一份超级短的清单 老爸 因为... I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, becauseifs
上面是空白的 There's nothing on it.
没有... There's...
好吧 我糊涂了 完全没有清单... I'm confused, because there's not a list...
爸爸 Dad?
嗯 Mmm-hmm?
我想缓一年上大学 I want to take a year off.
我就会去做你刚才所说的 I would like to do exactly what you just said.
我想展翅高飞 I want to spread my wings.
你想展翅高飞 这很好 You want to spread your wings, that's great.
但是你不能漫无目的得展翅高飞 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.
-计划会变 -不 不会变 -Plans change. -No, they don't.
不 不会 计划不会变 No, they don't. Plans don't change.
我们有过计划 可它变了 We had a plan, itchanged.
-刚开始时迷茫的 -不 -It's disorienting at first. -No.
你不能改变计划... You can't change the plan...
除非你问过为这个计划出钱的人... unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...
要是我没记错的话 which is, last time I checked,
是我和你妈 懂吗 your mother and I. Okay?
老爸 我们可以坐在这儿 大聊特聊所谓的计划 Dad, we could sit here and just have this conversation about plans...
但是现在 我们该歇了吧 but for now, let's call it a night.
这些也不用收拾了 好吗 Let's not even clean up, right?
明天再来弄 Let's come back tomorrow.
我们养精蓄锐 Let's reboot the whole energy,
到时候打起精神... the whole tone of this puppy...
一枪搞定 and we'll kill it, man.
戴利组合 今晚别弄了 明天 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
嘿 戴利组合 Hey, Team Daley?
-怎么 -别说话 -Yeah? -Stop talking.
好 Okay.
你负责收拾 我负责睡觉 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.
然后明天把该聊的聊完 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.
好 碰他 Yeah! Get some!
这个 Get some!
没了 好 That's it. Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
我是拉瑞·戴利 夜场演出主管 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.
我知道你是谁 你就是那个保安 I know who you are. You're the security guard.
对 也是夜场演出主管 Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
我在做一些研究... I'm doing some research...
不知道你能不能帮忙 and I was wondering if you could help me out.
夜班保安做研究 Mmm. Night guard doing research.
乌拉拉 Ooh la-la!
是啊 Yeah.
我要查阿卡曼拉牌匾的资料 Uh, I'm just looking for anything
相关的都要 that you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah.
中央走廊 Center aisle.
-好 -走到一半 你左手那排 -Great. -Halfway down, stacks on your left.
成了 Get it!
我说... So...
你怎么对那牌匾这么好奇 what makes you so curious about the tablet?
噢 只是... Oh! Just, uh...
只是爱好 我对这感兴趣 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
好像和这些人聊一聊 I wish I could talk to these guys.
聊不成的 Well, you can't.
是啊 Yeah.
因为他们死了 Because they're dead.
没错 Right.
不过 你看这个 But, uh, look at that one.
看起来是个孩子 Looks like a kid, huh?
你该不会认识他吧 You didn't know him, did you?
C·J·弗雷德里克 C.J Fredericks.
他在这干过 He worked here.
-他在这干过 -对 他长大以后 -He worked here? -Yeah, when he grew up.
-不会吧 -真的 -No. -Yeah.
他做过夜班保安 He was a night guard.
和你一样 Same as you.
等一下 C·J Wait a minute. C.J.
C·J·弗雷德里克 C.J Fredericks.
克西·弗雷德里克 Cecil Fredericks?
我们馆里最性感的夜班保安 Sexiest night guard we ever had.
连你也没法跟他比 Present company included.
那舞技真没的说 Boy, could that man move.
拉瑞 Larry?
嘿 克西 Hey, Cecil.
我的天 有年头没见了 My God, it's been years!
是啊 看来你精神依旧啊 You look like you're doing pretty good.
有料不怕年高啊 I've still got it, pal.
你来这干什么 What are you doing here?
我是来和你聊聊牌匾的是 I need to talk to you about the tablet.
矮冬瓜 跑这来搞什么 What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
嘿 盖斯 你气色不错 Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
雷金纳德 Reginald.
你又是来陷害我们的吗 Are you here to frame us again?
送我们回去吃牢饭 Send us back to the slammer?
我没有陷害你们 你们的确偷了东西 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.
而且你们出狱是我帮的忙 所以... And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...
-说啊 -我们在这过得很好 -Yeah. -We've got a nice life here.
过去的都过去了 我们不计前嫌 The past is the past. We've moved on.
他可很计前嫌呢 I don't think this guy's moved on.
好好听他说 猴子脸 Listen to him, monkey face.
牌匾的事 我们已经翻过去了 拉瑞 We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
都过去了 It's old news.
再说 其实我们对那块牌匾一无所知 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet.
我们只是在那工作 We just worked there.
最近出了怪事 Something's up with it.
我说了 我帮不上你 I told you, I can't help you.
也许这个孩子可以 Maybe this kid can.
我们可以单独聊聊 Maybe we'd better talk alone.
那样的探险 对12岁的孩子而言... Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...
太奇妙了 for a 12-year-old boy.
我想走出往事... I tried to move on...
可那牌匾一直缠着 but there was something about that tablet.
它一直在变绿 像某种腐蚀 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.
现在出了状况 泰迪 德克斯特... And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...
杰迪和屋大维 Jed and Octavius.
他们都表现怪怪的 They're all acting weird.
看起来绿色腐蚀影响了他们 It's like the green rust is affecting them.
"末日将临" "The end will come."
什么 What?
当地人 他们警告过我们 The locals, they warned us.
他们要求我们 不要碰那墓葬 They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
我当时以为说的是世界末日 I thought it meant the end of the world.
但也许指的是... But maybe it meant the end...
魔法的末日 End of the magic?
我们应该听得 We should have listened.
我们应该听得 Should have listened.
可我们却把阿卡曼拉和牌匾运到了纽约... Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York...
把他的父母运到了英国 and his folks to England.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
阿卡曼拉的父母在英国 Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
那是一次联合探险 It was a joint expedition.
一些文物留在了埃及 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
剩下的则送到 纽约和大英博物馆 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.
阿卡说他父亲了解牌匾的秘密 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet.
我得去找他谈谈 I think I have to go talk to him.
我要你听我说 I need you to listen to me. Uh...
我们敬爱的女主席 要我递辞职信 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.
她说 既然夜场演出是我的主意... She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...
那出了状况就由我一个人担着 that the buck starts and stops with me.
-我能弥补 -怎么弥补 -I can fix it. -How?
我要你让我带着牌匾和阿卡曼拉去伦敦 I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.
对不起 信息处理中 Sorry. I'm just processing that.
输入数据分析 Input data analysis.
我跟你说了我要被炒鱿鱼 I've just told you I'm being fired,
可你却跑来问我... and the first thing you ask...
能不能让你带一些无价的珍贵文物... is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...
跟着你去度假 away with you on holiday.
-是的 拜托 -没门 乔斯 -Yes. Please. -No way, Jose.
你就顺着我一回吧 I'm asking you to please go with me on this.
-不 -拜托 -Nah. -Please.
不行 哥们 Can't do it, dude.
再见 Bye.
-你要来硬的吗 -什么 -Are you gonna mug me? -What?
我不知道 得防着你点 I don't know. Just be prepared.
-我只是让你听我说 -噢 -I need you to listen to me. -Oh.
-好吗 -好 -Okay? -Yep.
-你想知道真相吗 -说吧 -You want to know the truth? -Go on.
真相是 那牌匾... Truth is, the tablet...
那牌匾其实有魔法 The tablet is actually magic.
夜里博物馆展品真复活了 Things really do come to life at night.
-那是特效 -不是是特效 -It's special effects. -It's not special effects.
怎么可能是特效 How could it be special effects?
怎么可能不是特效 How could it not be special effects?
-不是 就不是 -那当然是 -Because it isn't! -Of course it is!
-我告诉你 事情是这样的 -怎样 -I'm telling you, this is what happens. -What?
太阳落山... Sun goes down...
牌匾开始发光... the tablet starts to glow...
展品都复活了 everything comes to life.
-行啊 -是真的 -Sure. -It's real.
"牌匾开始发光" "Tablet starts to glow."
你脑子确实有病 Now I know you're mental.
听着 莱斯利 Look, Leslie
你听我说 听着 我不会伤害你 Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
我知道... I know. Just...
什么 What?
听着 听我说 Listen, nobody cares
没人像我们这么在乎这个博物馆 对吗 about this place as much as we do, right?
对 Yeah.
你要是不帮我... If you don't help me...
它所有的特色 都会就此打住... everything that's special about it might stop...
而且再也回不来了 and it may never come back.
我不想求你理解 I'm not asking you to understand,
我只求你相信我 I'm just asking you to trust me.
我很想帮你... I'd like to help you...
可这已经不归我管了 but I don't even work here anymore.
可大英博物馆不知道 British Museum doesn't know that.
木乃伊和牌匾 两件 The mummy and the tablet, both.
珍贵文物保存工作... Classic conservation job...
是我直接授权的 当然... under authority of me, of course...
我是博物馆馆长 现在仍然是的 the director of this museum, which I still am.
对 好的 再见 Yep, okay.
行动吧 You're in.
其实我真的可以一个人待在纽约的 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.
是啊 不过这不可能 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
-这很美吗 -是啊 -Beautiful, huh? -Yeah.
泰晤士河 The River Thames.
是不是很酷 你和我在伦敦 Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London?
-嗯 -是啊 -Huh? -Yeah.
我考虑了一下你说的 缓一年 Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off.
怎么 Yeah?
我觉得挺好的 I think it could be cool.
-是吗 -是的 -Yeah? -Yeah.
你有什么打算 What are you thinking?
嗯 哇 Yeah. Uh... Wow.
我想去伊比萨做DJ I think I want to DJ in Ibiza.
伊比萨 In Ibiza?
伊比萨 它是西班牙的一个小岛 Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.
-你会西班牙语 -不会 -Do you speak Spanish? -No.
可这就是奇妙的地方 这都是关于音乐的 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.
音乐是不受语言障碍限制的 It's not inhibited by the language barrier.
可以受限制 No, but you are.
-难道你靠打节拍说话 -老爸 你干嘛退缩了 -Do you speak in beats? -Why are you freaking out?
你刚才还说这主意不错的 You just said this was a really cool idea.
我可没往回缩 I'm not freaking out.
我只想知道 你到底怎么打算的 I just want to understand what the plan is.
你也没上过大学 You didn't go to college.
等等 你的意思是干脆不上大学了 Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?
-也许吧 我不知道 -尼克 -Maybe. I don't know. -Nicky.
尼克 这可不行... Nicky. That's not...
老爸 你也没上过大学 你现在不是挺好的吗 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.
我现在还行 代价是走了20年的死胡同 I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends.
算了 随便吧 Whatever, man.
不用担心我 没事 Don't worry about me. It's fine.
嘿 我会一直为你担心的 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
-我是你老爸 -谢谢 -I'm your dad. -Thanks.
太阳快落山了 得开工了 Sun is going down. We should get going.
好的 All right.
老爸 你怎么计划的 Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
牌匾让阿卡曼拉复活后 他会带我们潜入 When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in.
-你藏好 -什么 -Now, get down. -What?
藏好就是 赶快 这是冒险的一部分 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.
你好 欢迎光临大英博物馆 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
我叫蒂莉 My name's Tilly.
嗨 谢谢 Hi. Thank you.
我叫拉瑞·戴利 从纽约自然历史博物馆来的 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.
-好 好 -我来送货... -Yeah, yeah. -I got a delivery...
给你们的文物保存部 for your conservation department.
好的 All right!
他们让保安出差 So they let you travel?
这是有点不寻常 This is kind of unusual.
是啊 他们也让我出差 你猜去哪 Well, they let me travel. You know where?
-不知道 -家 这儿 家 -No. -Home. Here. Home.
再是这 Back here.
中间上个厕所 Off to the toot-toot.
5分钟最多 Five-minute maximum.
看来在美国做保安一定非常的吃香 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.
呃 带着枪 装着消音器 Uh... With your gun, with a silencer,
挥着忍者刀 with your ninja swords.
好吧 Right.
其实完全不是这样的 That's not even a little bit true.
我唯一的武器是这个 The only thing that I got is this.
-噢 -锤子 这是为了... -Oh. -Hammer! It's for...
用上头的话 就是用来"小修小补 美化" and I quote, "minor repairs and beautifications"
值班岗亭 to the shack.
哦 Oh...
你只是敲敲打打吗 You just hit things?
挺有节奏感 Yeah, that's catchy.
基本上是废物 Basically worthless.
不敢相信我们居然还在闲聊 I can't believe we're actually still talking.
-聊得挺开心的 -确实 -It's great, though, innit? -It is.
我在这干了3年了 这是 This is the most conversation I've had
我聊的最开心的一次 in the three years that I've worked here.
我也觉得挺投缘 I feel a connection, too.
现在我可不可以把货送进去 Is it cool if I just make my drop?
-噢 行啊 -好极了 -Oh, yeah. -Wonderful.
不过我得先确认一下 But I will have to confirm.
好吧 其实这没必要... Actually, that's not necessary...
因为已经确认过了 就在我给你的文件上 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.
是啊 好吧 我正确认呢 Yeah, all right. Confirming.
-好吧 -好了 -Okay. -All right.
你好 我是麦菲博士 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
噢 好 这里是大英博物馆 先生 It's the British Museum, sir.
我要确认一下 送到我方保存部的货物 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.
是的 文件是我签的 Yes, I signed the paperwork.
不好意思 博物馆还有一堆事要我管呢 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.
喂 小子 别弄脏了我的明朝花瓶 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.
瞧 再见 See? Bye.
好吧 All right.
-行吗 -行了 你是合法的 -Good? -All right, you is legit.
我是合法的 I is legit.
-太好了 -确认啦 -Wonderful. -Confirm it.
-谢谢 -好的 我来开门 -Thank you. -All right, I'll open the gate.
好 Okay.
我告诉你 其实我的男朋友... Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
他不喜欢我的发型 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair.
说像一坨金色大便堆在我的肩上 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.
-可是我真的很喜欢 -嗯 -But I really enjoy it. -Mmm-hmm.
再见 拉瑞 Bye, Larry!
我不是什么专家... I'm not an expert...
可我总觉得 这是在违法 but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
不是 英国法制跟我们完全不同 No, they have a totally different legal system here.
好 Okay.
怎么样 How we doing?
安全 All clear.
好的 走吧 All right, let's go.
拉瑞 其他人觉得 我们也许需要帮忙 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.
其他人 The others?
劳伦斯 我可不能干坐着 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
我们的生存受到了威胁 Our very survival is at stake.
好吧 嘿 泰迪 很好 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
危急时刻就需要你 Good man to have in a crisis.
阿提拉 Attila.
好的 肌肉也有了 Okay, a little muscle.
嗨 拉瑞 Hi, Larry.
真是个大得没边的箱子 That is a deceptively large box.
很显然我们也一起来了 Obviously, we came along, too!
没有我们你会很失落的 巨人 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.
你没开玩笑 Are you serious?
还有猴子 好吧 基本都来了 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.
大大 Dada!
噢 不 不 Oh! No, no.
完全没用的也来就有点儿 No possible benefit whatsoever.
他真的很想要来 He really wanted to come.
对 这是我儿子... Yeah, this is my son...
我真正的儿子 尼克 my actual son, Nicky.
-尼克 这个是莱昂 -你好 -Nicky, this is Laaa. -What's up?
他在学我动作 He's just tracking me.
莱昂 Laaa.
那么劳伦斯 So, Lawrence...
说说你的进攻计划 what's the plan of attack?
我们得赶到埃及馆 找阿卡的父亲... We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...
希望能修复牌匾 and hopefully get the tablet fixed. Huh?
我们都去 All of us.
莱昂 那不是吃的 那不是实物 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.
别... Don't...
好吧 这样吧 我给你一个活干 You know what? I got a job for you.
来吧 来吧 Come on, come on.
来 Come on.
我要你待在这 看好这扇门 懂吗 I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
你要确保没人能进出 懂吗 Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
好 你是保安 就像我一样 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.
很好 All right.
不 过来过来 No. Come here.
待在这儿... Stay here...
把你的手放在门上 and put your hands on the door.
-很好 待着 -待着 -Good, stay. -Stay!
对 对了 你待在这儿 Good. That's right. You stay here.
待着 Stay here.
待着 对 Stay. Right.
不 这儿 No. Stay.
-待着 -待着 -Stay! -Stay.
看那儿 好 待着 Look there. Good. Stay.
不 好 待着 No. Good. Stay.
不 待着 No. Stay.
待着 Stay!
别...别动了 Don't... Don't move.
不要动 Don't move.
不 好 好的 No. Good. Okay.
好 听着各位 Okay, listen up, guys.
这的展品第一次复活... This place is waking up for the first time...
谁都不知道 会有什么 所以别走散了 好吗 and we have no idea what's out there, so stay together, all right?
我知道这挺慎人的 I know it's spooky, big guy.
跟紧些 Just stay close.
这算哪门子鬼聚会啊 伙计们 What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
大家都觉得这超阴森的吧 We're all finding this super creepy, right?
他们只是受到了惊吓 They're just a little freaked out.
我们第一次复活时也有适应期 First time we came alive it took some getting used to.
嘿 那儿 那边是往埃及馆取得 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
来 这边 Come on. This way.
听见没 Hear that?
听见什么 Hear what?
那个 That.
需要帮忙就来这找我们 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.
我们不是害怕 只是这更舒服 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.
劳伦斯... Lawrence...
可以确定的说 我们有麻烦了 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.
我知道怎么对付它 I know how to handle this guy.
没关系吧 You mind?
谢了 Thanks.
爸爸 你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我训练雷克斯不是白训的 How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
嗨 你好 Hi, there.
你一定没那么凶 对吧 I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh?
你一定没那么凶 I bet you're not so mean.
你只是一条小狗狗 对吧 No, you're just a little puppy, right?
你只是一条小狗狗 想玩耍 You're just a little puppy who wants to play.
想玩吗 You want to play, huh?
玩空中接物 Want to play fetch?
想 Yeah?
想玩这根骨头 You want to play with this bone?
耶 Ah! Yeah!
这给你 去接它 Here you go. Go fetch.
去接 Go fetch!
-劳伦斯 -什么 -Lawrence? -Yeah?
-我可以提议另一个方案吗 -什么 -May I suggest a different plan? -What?
跑 Run!
关上门 关上门 Close it, close it!
好吧 我们已经... Okay. I think we're...
往后退 大家往后退 Get back! Everybody, get back!
好 你不想接骨头 All right. You don't want to fetch?
-那就接招吧 -什么 -Fetch on this. -What?
噢 噢 Oh! Oh!Ah!
-噢 差一点 -需要帮忙吗 -Oh, that's close! -Need some help?
-什么 -闪开 -What? -Move.
哇 Whoa!
阿提拉 你没事吧 Attila, you okay?
哇 Whoa.
哦 Oh!
-也许你想...-不 -You might want to... -No.
给 Here...
这你拿着 hold this.
刚才那招实在是酷 That was actually very cool.
兰斯洛特爵士 为您效劳 Sir Lancelot, at your service.
谢谢 真了不起 Thank you. That was amazing.
西奥多·罗斯福... Theodore Roosevelt...
美利坚合众国总统 President of the United States of America.
我完全不懂你说的是什么 I have no idea what that means.
我叫拉瑞 这是我儿子 尼克 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
你一脸贵气的面色 You have a noble face, Nick.
-谢谢 -谢谢你帮忙 -Thanks. -Thanks for the help.
你倒是... Now, you...
让我想起我在卡梅洛认识的一个人 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.
是吗 Really?
是其中一位圆桌骑士 One of the Knights of the Round Table?
不 埃里克 No, Erik.
埃里克 Erik?
我们的弄臣 Our fool.
我见过的最逗的弄臣 He was the funniest fool I ever met.
他十分厉害 他什么都不用做 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.
只需要走进你的房间 你就会大笑 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.
嗯 Hmm.
-你就有他的料 这是天赋 -怪怪的 -You have what he had. The gift. -That's weird.
-你可以做弄臣 -这个我可说不上来 -You could be a fool. -I don't know about that.
别谦虚了 你当然可以 Oh, come on, of course you could!
我们给你弄一顶那种帽子 上面挂着滑稽的小铃铛 We'd get you one of those hats with the funny little dangly bells.
挂小铃铛 Dangly bells?
嗯 Hmm?
"挂小铃铛" "Dangly bells."
我说了吧 这叫天赋 Didn't I tell you? The gift.
他貌似什么都没做 He does what seems like nothing.
这就是冷面滑稽... A sort of deadpan...
轻轻一声... tiny little...
"嗯"就是"嗯" "Hmm." "Hmm."
面无表情 他只需要... Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
"嗯 嗯" "Hmm. Hmm."
就能逗人笑 sort of thing.
就像埃里克 Just like Erik.
听着像个牛人 我们得走了 所以... Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...
啊 卡美洛 Ah, Camelot.
好吧 Okay.
有一天 我要回到那壮丽的城堡... Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...
那有亚瑟王... to King Arthur...
还有圭尼维尔王后 and Queen Guinevere.
甜蜜的... Sweet...
美丽的圭尼维尔 beauteous Guinevere.
可我发过誓要完成探险才回去 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.
我必须找到圣杯 I must find the Holy Grail.
嗯 那祝你好运了 Well, good luck with that.
再次感谢你帮忙 And thanks for the help again.
我们得去埃及馆 所以再见 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.
-我带你们去 -不用 没事的 -I will lead you. -No, it's okay.
等等 小铃铛 Halt, Dangly Bells!
空气中弥漫着奇异魔法 There is strange magic in the air,
危险的野兽四处游荡 and dangerous beasts are afoot.
真正的骑士有责任... It is the duty of a true knight...
保护和照顾那些需要帮助的人 to protect and care for those in need.
我们出发 We're off.
看来他跟定我们了 I guess he's coming with us.
拉瑞 Larry!
杰迪和屋大维呢 Jed and Octavius?
一定是逃跑时被甩出帽子了 They must have fallen out while we were running.
杰迪 Jed?
屋大维 Octavius!
杰迪戴亚 Jedediah!
-杰迪 -屋大维 -Jed! -Octo!
噢 不 Oh, no.
那是屋大维的斗篷 Is that Octavius's cape?
给 Here.
-尼克 -好 -Nicky. -Yeah.
伙计们 Guys?
巨人 Gigantor!
杰迪 Jed?
他们在暖气排风管里撑不久的 劳伦斯 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.
他们那么小 他们会像小甲虫那样被烤糊的 At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
太暗黑了 Too dark?
啊 Ah!
这下完了 伙计 This is the end, boy!
要一命呜呼了 This is the last roundup!
抓住我的手 Hold my hand!
为什么 Why?
算了吧 Never mind.
我们离家千万里 伙计 We're a long way from home, boy.
你刚才要和我牵手 Did you ask me to hold your hand?
没有 No.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
小杰 Jedo!
屋大维 Octo!
他们可能在这 和入风口之间的任何地方 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.
你看到什么了 德克斯特 What do you see, Dex?
你知道他是猴子 劳伦斯 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
他不会说话 He can't talk.
但他能进去啊 No, but he can fit.
尼克...把手机给我 Nicky... give me your phone.
-干什么 -给德克斯 -Why? -For Dex.
我不明白这是什么情况 I don't understand one thing that's going on here.
是啊 我也不明白 老爸 什么情况 Idon%, eHhen Dad, what's going on?
我装了定位系统追踪你的手机 I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
你装定位追踪我的手机 你追踪我的手机 You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?
是啊 我是你爸爸 我要保护你 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.
不 不 等等 No. No. Hold up.
"监视"和保护 "Spying on" is not the same thing
不是一回事好吧 手机给我 as just looking out for someone.
会还给你的 我保证 You'll get it back, I promise.
不过现在 猴子得背上它 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.
好了 德克斯 过来 All right. Dex, come here.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
好的 听着 我要你下去找他们 懂吗 Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?
你行不行 Think you can handle it?
好兄弟 Good man.
注意安全 Stay safe.
我想就是这 I think it's right here.
"就是这" "Right here."
经典 Classic.
就是有搞笑天赋 Ah, the gift of laughter.
谢谢 小铃铛 Thank you, Dangly Bells.
第一次探险 First quest?
也不算是 Uh, not exactly.
你不是说要去埃及馆吗 Ithoughtyou were going to Egypt.
是啊 可先得搞定这事 We are, but we got to do this first.
探险不是这样的 That's not how a quest works.
探险只有一个目的 不可能"既找圣杯 又找猴子" A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
对 我的人走丢了 Yeah, well, my guys are missing
德克斯特去找他们 and Dexter's gonna find them.
探险的目的呢 为黄金 What is the quest? Gold?
不老泉 Fountain of Youth?
是魔法牌匾 Magic tablet.
就是让阿卡拿着的那个 It's that thing Ahk is holding.
从他手里抢过来不是太难 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.
他线条优美偏瘦... He seems well-toned andleanu.
力气小 But weak.
就像是抢埃及小孩手里的糖那么简单 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.
我们不是要抢牌匾 是要修复它 No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it.
它出了点问题 There's something wrong with it.
总之有点复杂 It's kind of complicated.
也许你不跟着一只黑猩猩 就没那么复杂了 It might be less complicated if you stopped following a chimpanzee.
他不是黑猩猩 是僧帽猴 He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin.
这傻子有点激动 The fool seems agitated.
他经常这样 That's often his way.
但是我保证 他绝对不傻 But I assure you, he's no fool.
他说的是真的吗 Is it true what he says?
你拿着的牌匾有魔力 The tablet that you carry is magic?
当然是真的 It is, indeed.
今天晚上你周围的展品 Everything around you has come to life tonight
都第一次复活了... for the very first time...
就因为这牌匾 all because of this tablet.
太神奇了 Amazing.
那他们都不是真的 Then they're not real?
和我们一样都是真的 They're as real as any of us.
好吧 可我们是真人 Yes, but we're real people.
他们只是东西 They're just things.
他们甚至都不知道 And they don't even know.
它们一定是蠢到极点了 They must be unbelievably stupid.
一开始的确挺茫然的 It can be confusing at first.
你好 青蛙 Hello, frog!
接着跳 Keep hopping!
你是真的 You're real!
伙计们 我们得从亚洲馆穿过去 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.
他完全不懂 Not a clue.
不懂 None.
我也看不清楚什么 I can't really see much.
我们直接跳下去吧 自求多福 We could jump down, hope for the best.
可我们不知道下面有什么 But we have no idea what's down there.
可我们也不知道上面有什么 We don't know what's up here, either.
这是座罗马城市 This is a Roman city.
从它的地基 我就能感受到熟悉的历史气息 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.
人都跑哪去了 Where the heck is everybody?
我之前见过这座城 我确定 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.
罗马人们 Romans?
我看见你胳膊上 有位女士的名字 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.
安德里亚 对 Andrea. Yeah.
看来这位安德里亚女士是你的圭尼维尔 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
有没有人横在你和你心爱的女人之间 Does any man stand between you and your ladylove?
事实上 我爸前两天晚上就把自己横在了中间 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.
-尼克 -噢 我们停下了 -Nick. -Oh, we're stopping.
别让人横在你和你的命运之间 Let no man stand between you and your destiny.
噢"命运"这个词也许有点夸张了 Oh, "destiny" may be overstating it a bit.
我们只是一起上微积分课 We just have calculus together.
我们之间更多的只是... It's more one of those...
瞬间的眼神交流 fleeting moments of eye contact.
"看谁先转移目光" "Who's gonna look away first?"
但我知道你的意思 真没有人... But I get you. No man...
-很好 -走吧 -Good. -Okay.
"扇贝" "Iiepwop."
完全没印象 Doesn't ring a bell.
这个人又是谁 Now who's this son of a gun?
-庞贝 -对不起 -Pompeii! -I'm sorry.
-我实在听不太清 -庞贝 -I'm having trouble hearing you! -Pompeii!
我们听不懂 朋友... No comprendo, amigo...
因为你被那东西罩在里面 because you got the thing in front of you!
他们在干嘛 What are they doing?
他们吓成这样要往哪儿逃 Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?
是我们说了什么 Was it something we said?
快回"扇贝"来 Come on back to liepwop!
-这有的是地 -快回来吧 -There's plenty of room! -Come on back!
一帮疯子 没治了 They're as crazy as road lizards.
这的人真怪 People are strange.
哦 Oh.
嘿 伙计 我们只是路过 Hey, guy-We're just passing through.
-这是西藏的揭路荼 -揭路荼 -It's a Garuda from Tibet. -A Garuda?
嗨 揭路荼 你好吗 Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
揭路荼 你好吗 Garuda! How you doing?
酷 不错 Cool, great.
好吧 我们能... Okay. We just...
好吧 是这样 我们借个道 我没时间了 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.
拜托 好吧 Please. Okay.
我不想跟你玩游戏 I'm not gonna play this game with you.
我们一定得过去 真的 I got to go through. Really.
往后退 Get back.
-一条龙 -不是 那不是龙 那是... -A dragon. -No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
中国上古凶神 为大禹所杀
那是相柳 It's a Xiangliu.
神话传说中的蛇妖 Mythical snake demon.
看着像龙 杀了它 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.
什么 不行 它睡着了 What? No, it's asleep.
说得对 杀睡着的太没道德了 You're right. It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.
我们先弄醒它 再杀他 Let's wake it up and then kill it.
我先上 我带上那孩子 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.
什么...不行 你不能带上孩子 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.
-为什么 -因为他是个孩子 -Why not? -Because he's a boy!
拉瑞 每个男人的一生中 Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
总有必须屠龙的那一天 when he must slay his own dragon.
可不是这个孩子 好吗 Not this kid, all right?
他成人礼的感谢信 还没有全部回完呢 He still hasn't finished all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
再怎么说 你那个也只是个说法 Anyway, that's just an expression.
我们那可不是 Not where I come from.
反正他现在不能屠龙 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.
我们绕过去 We're gonna go around it.
我们现在就得走了 不然没信号了 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.
快 Come on.
扇贝 Iiepwop.
庞贝 Pompeii!
扇贝 你确定你念对了嘛 Liepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?
嗯 Hmm?
庞贝 Pompeii!
哦 Oh!
"庞贝" "Pompeii."
"别问国家能为你做什么... "Ask not what your country can do for you...
问问你自己能为国家做什么" "Ask what you can do for your country."
又来了 There it goes again!
-阿提拉 -嘘 -Attila! -Shh!
-泰迪 -冲啊 -Teddy! -Charge!
哇哦 Whoa!
太棒了 Fantastic!
它醒了 It's awake!
现在可以杀它了 Now we can kill it!
哇哦 Whoa!
-阿提拉 -爸爸 -Attila! -Dad!
尼克 Nicky!
我去救孩子 I'll get the boy!
-用过剑吗 -只在"魔兽世界"里用过 -Ever used a blade? -Only in World of Warcraft!
你现学吧 You're about to learn.
我们唯一应该恐惧的是恐惧本身" "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"
"干的不赖 布朗尼" "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie."
你后面 Behind you!
蹲下 Duck!
要一命呜呼了 我的朋友 Last roundup, kemosabe!
就快变成烤肉去蘸酱了 伙计 Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
什么 Huh? What?
不 不 别撒尿 No, no! You wouldn't!
他必须尿 He must!
电击 Clear!
今天这件事 我们对谁都别提 We must never speak of what happened here today.
行了 这完全没必要了 Come on! That wasn't necessary!
都灭了 It's out!
这东西确实能救命 These things really do save lives.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
你没事吧 亲爱的 Are you all right, my dear?
-你没事吧 -没事 谢了 -You okay? -Yeah, thanks.
你战斗的很勇猛 You fought bravely, sire.
我保证 总有一天 One day, I promise you,
我们会用胜利之杯 饮龙之血 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup.
我喝汽水或者白开水就行了 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.
不过我还是挺喜欢我们的默契 But I like the energy we got going.
从现在起 你必须选择自己的路 From now on, you must choose your own path.
不要让别人帮你选择 And let no man tell you otherwise.
我们得向拉瑞报个平安 We better let Larry know we're okay.
来 转过身 Turn around.
拉瑞也许正担心我们 Larry's probably worried about us.
现在我们怎么找到他们 How are we going to find them now?
劳伦斯 Lawrence?
这下恐怕没辙了 I fear we've turned a corner.
我又要变成蜡像了 I'm becoming wax again, son.
好吧 我们回头再找他们 All right. We'll look for them later.
我们先去埃及馆 We got to get to Egypt now.
等等 我们不是应该接着找杰迪和屋大维吗 Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?
尼克说的对 Nick is right.
真正的骑士从不逃避责任 A true knight never shirks his duties.
对 可要是赶不到埃及馆 我们谁都救不了 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.
大大说"待着" Dada say, "Stay!"
待着 Stay!
大大说莱昂不能吃 Dada say Laaa no eat.
待着 莱昂 Stay, Laaa!
我们到了 This is it.
也许我该陪你们进去 Perhaps I should accompany you in.
不用 接下来我们自己就行了 No, I think we got it from here.
-是吗 -是 我们没事 -Really? -Yeah. No, we're good.
好 那么... Right. Well...
朋友们... friends...
拉瑞... Larry...
小丑脸魔法牌匾守护者... clown-faced keeper of the magic tablet...
我忘不了你的勇敢 I shall never forget your bravery.
和你的风趣 Nor your jests.
再见 Bye.
我可不会说再见 I shall not say goodbye.
-我会 -什么 -I am. -What?
我会说再见 我得走了 抱歉 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.
再见了 I'll see you.
哥们儿 谢谢你 Really, man, thank you.
做的一切 For everything.
我都不知道有多久没见过这些墙了 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.
阿卡 Ahkmen?
母亲 Mother.
哦 Oh!
父亲 Father.
欢迎回家 儿子 Welcome home, my son.
认识下我的朋友们 I want you to meet my friends.
我是门卡乌拉... I am Merenkahre...
尼罗河法老 太阳之子的父亲 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.
我是夏普斯泰瑞... And I am Shepseheret...
九大王国熠熠闪光的明珠 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.
我叫拉瑞 And I am Larry.
布鲁克林的守护者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
是的 Yes.
其实我现在住在曼哈顿 I actually live in Manhattan now.
我知道 可听起来不够酷 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
是的 Yeah.
您看一下这块牌匾 就是我们莫大的荣幸 We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet.
它出了一点状况 There's something happening with it.
我们不明白怎么回事 We don't understand what it is.
你在跟法老说话 You are speaking with a pharaoh.
亲吻我的权杖 Kiss my staff.
可以不吻吗 Is it okay if I don't?
你要表示敬意 You will show respect.
我的祖先是太阳神拉神 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
这我理解 我完全净重你 I understand that and I totally respect you.
我不膜拜拉神 所以... I just don't pray to Ra, so...
埃及真神是唯一的真神 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.
好吧 我们尽量敞开心扉 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded.
我们这位 萨卡加维亚 他敬仰她精神上的祖先... I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...
阿提拉也有他膜拜的牧羊神 and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?
我一半爱尔兰人 一半犹太人... I'm half-Irish, half-Jewish...
是吗 我爱犹太人 You are? I love Jews!
我们有4万犹太人 We owned 40, 000 of them!
-多么可爱的人们 -又来了 -Such lovely people. -Here we go.
他们非常快乐 总是在烛光下唱歌 They were very happy, always singing with the candles.
是啊 其实他们不快乐 Yeah. They really weren't happy.
-是吗 -不快乐 他们离开了 -Really? -No. They left.
他们在野外待了40年 想逃出去 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
哦 Oh!
对 我们每年有一个节日 谈论这事儿 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.
这是我们的大事 It's a big deal for us.
您能不能看一下牌匾 Listen, could you take a look at that tablet?
它有些不对劲 There's something wrong with it.
它正失去法力 It's losing its power.
那您能不能修好它 Do you think you could fix it?
要修好它 我就得泄露牌匾的秘密了 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet.
我保证不会告诉任何人的 I promise we won't tell anybody.
不行 No.
我亲吻权杖 I'll kiss your staff.
太晚了 Too late.
父亲 您为什么一直要守着这个秘密呢 Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?
这牌匾的秘密 我会在适当的时候传给你 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.
已经过了4000年了 Well, it has been 4, 000 years.
现在好像正是时候 Now seems like a good time.
你出生在午夜 You were born at midnight.
我是法老... I was Pharaoh...
我见过的奇观 多数人只在梦里见过 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of.
可当我第一眼看见你 But when I first gazed upon you...
就瞬间感觉你比远古世界... you were instantly more precious to me...
所有奇观都要珍贵 than all the wonders of the ancient world.
我无法忍受有一天和你永别 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.
我命令大祭司做了一件礼物送给你 儿子... I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...
把我知道的 关于来生的秘密都用上了 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.
月神孔苏 是夜行者的守护神... Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...
在孔苏神庙中 我们铸造出了... and watcher over nighttime travelers...
阿卡曼拉牌匾 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
我们的墓葬设计 能引导孔苏的月光照向牌匾 Our tomb was designed to channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...
每晚为他注入新的活力 rejuvenating its powers every night.
月神将它的法力赐予了牌匾... The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet...
这样 只要牌匾沐浴在它的月光下... so that, as long as it bathed in his light...
我们全家就能永远在一起 our family could be together forever,
死亡也无法分开我们 and not even death could part us.
它很久没有吸收孔苏的月光了 It's been away from Khonsu's light toolong.
儿子 My Son!
你这是怎么了 What is happening to you?
牌匾需要月光... It needs moonlight...
不然日出前我们都会死 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.
快 Hurry!
如果牌匾消亡... If the tablet dies...
就再也无法复原了 nothing can bring it back!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
交出牌匾 快 The tablet. Now.
等等 你听我说 牌匾正在消亡 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
如果它不吸收月光... If it doesn't get moonlight...
一切都完了 全都完了 everything ends, like, for real.
亚瑟王浪费了好多年寻找圣杯 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.
到头来找的应该是牌匾 To think it was a tablet all along.
还给我好吗 你不知道你在做什么 Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!
我的探险完成了 My quest is complete.
我连夜赶回卡美洛 I ride for Camelot tonight.
好吧 那你留着 行吗 Just keep it, okay?
不过要放在月光下 Butjust put it in the moonlight
翻转中间那块 and turn that center piece.
抱歉 别当我是第一次探险 Sorry, not my first quest.
顺便告诉你 埃里克比你搞笑多了 And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!
好了 去找其他人 Go get the others.
不能让他离开大楼 We can't let him leave the building!
哇哦 悠着点 伙计 慢些跑 Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
我不知道你是谁... I don't know who you are...
可我能完全确定 牌匾不属于你 but I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you.
不 你等一下 Now wait a second!
给我回来 这事儿没完 Come back here! This ain't over!
你会后悔用你那长剑 和催眠的蓝眼睛 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
嘲弄我们 and hypnotic blue eyes!
他的眼睛很蓝的 His eyes are very blue.
威严在口 大棒在手 Speak softly and carry a big stick.
劳伦斯 出状况了 Lawrence, we have a problem.
这只手也变成蜡了 This one turned to wax as well.
我也送你一句 I have a saying, too.
"狂言在口 大大棒在手" "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
-在那边 -应该在上面 -It's over there! -You mean up there.
快 Come on.
拿到了 Got it.
-泰迪 -交出牌匾 快 -Teddy. -The tablet, now!
我不想说第二次 笨蛋 I shan't ask you again, fool!
我都被搞得头疼死了 And this is giving me a headache!
立刻把牌匾交出来 Give me the tablet!
放手吧 劳伦斯 Let me go, Lawrence.
不 泰迪 不 No! Teddy, no!
泰迪 Teddy!
好的 There.
归我了 That'll be mine.
嘿 刚才那招好样的 Hey, that was a good one.
没想到这也能成 No idea that would work.
拉瑞 Larry!
嘿 伙计们 你们怎么样 Hey, YOU guys, how you doing?
还没散架 Still in one piece!
-屋大维 这是你的斗篷 -谢谢 -Octavius, I think this belongs to you. -Thank you.
我不明白 I don't understand.
为什么兰斯洛特依然强壮 我们却越来越弱 Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?
这是他第一晚复活 It's his first night.
新复活的强壮些 可这无所谓 Newborns are stronger but it matters not.
我们要是不成功 黎明时 他照样得死 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn.
不能让他离开大楼 We can't let him leave the building.
您能不能回埃及馆 以防他会经过那 Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?
-当然 -尼克 带上阿提拉 查装货区 -Of course. -Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
-好的 -泰迪 去南翼 看住边门 -Got it. -Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
我走大门 I got the main entrance.
驾 Hi-yeah!
你 我就知道你有问题 You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
刚才你没看见吗 Didn't you just see that?
看见什么 See what?
有个骑士骑着马过去了 The knight on the horse that just rode through!
不要编什么魔法故事来打岔 Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!
我找到了你的双胞胎兄弟 他在库房里 I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!
他不是我双胞胎兄弟 He's not my twin.
我逮住他了 可他只会说什么 I got him, and what could he say for himself?
闭嘴 给我闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up in your face!
赶紧给我闭嘴 难道想被抽大锤 Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?
你尽管跑 要是跑出大门... Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...
我发誓 你这丑到爆的宝贝... I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...
长得跟犀利哥一样的家伙... who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...
会吃锤子的 will get it!
大大 Dada.
没错 That's right.
他心领神会了 It compute with him.
大大 Dada.
真该死 Damn it!
莱昂 Laaa.
你看见我做傻事 别学我的样子 好吗 If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?
我一直都跟尼克这么说 It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
他就是听不进去 He just doesn't get it, you know?
他是个聪明的孩子... I mean, he's a smart kid...
我只想给他 我从来就没有过得机会 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.
先拿到学位 然后再休息 I mean, get the degree, then take a break.
先拿到学位 然后再休息 Get the degree, then take a break.
莱昂 莱昂 别闹了 Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
别闹了 Stop it!
好吧 Okay.
干嘛 请问你 嘿 What? Excuse me! Hey!
嗨 嘿 对不起 Hi. Hey. Sorry.
我叫尼克 这是德克斯特 匈奴人阿提拉 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
噢 好 真是幸会了 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
吃我一锤吧 Now meet this hammer!
不要这样 Don't do that.
超对不起 我知道你一头雾水 匈奴人跟猴子 I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey.
哇哦 好多怪事 又得处理一阵子了 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.
好吧 对不起 Right? Okay, sorry.
-谢了 -你们跑不了的 -Thank you. -You won't get away with this!
我脑子里面已经有你们的画像了 现在就有 I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!
雀斑男孩 Boy with freckles,
接假发的亚洲肥佬 恶猴子 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.
这跟家教有关 懂吗 I guess it's just parenting, you know?
他来自父母离异的家庭... And he comes from a divorced family...
所以他对我的感情很矛盾... so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
有时候也难免有点恋母情结 或者... and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
我理解 I get it.
我很少在他身边 I wasn't there a lot of the time.
所以 我也许把心里那份愧疚 So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...
全都冲着他发泄... and taking it out on him in ways...
自己却没意识到 that I'm not even aware of.
怎么 What?
门 Door.
脑袋 Head.
好的 我... Okay, I...
打开... Open...
脑袋 head.
敞开心扉 Open your mind!
是的 对 好吧 没错 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
难就难在这 That's the challenge.
确实 事情是有前后关系的 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
我看着尼克的时候 I keep looking at him
总参照我父母是怎样抚养我的 through the lens of how my parents raised me...
可实际上 他就是他自己 when, in reality, he's his own person.
对 我们是有相同的DNA... And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
说实话 他比我那时候要成熟的多 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.
我不想让我的自我和童年经历... I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...
阻止他犯他必须要犯的错误... stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...
犯过那些错 他才是真正的大人 to become the person that he's meant to be.
哦 Oh!
是用脑袋把门撞开 Open the door with your head.
对了 Yes!
很好 莱昂 我们走 Good, Laaa. Let's go! Ah!
-大家都好吧 -很好 劳伦斯 -Everybody okay? -Yes, Lawrence.
阿提拉和你儿子 把女保安锁起来了 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.
不知道能把她锁多久 I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
我们得去找到兰斯洛特... We gotta find Lancelot...
但也要有人看住女保安 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.
好 莱昂 行 Yeah. Laaa, okay.
你知道该怎么做吧 You know what you have to do?
待着 Stay!
没错 确保她待在里面 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.
-待着 -很好 去 -Stay! -Good! Go!
大大说"待着" Dada say, "Stay"!
劳伦斯 Lawrence!
我的胳膊动不了了 I can't move my arms.
我们随时都可能废掉 We're becoming less useful by the minute.
哇哦 Whoa, whoa!
撑着点 大块头 Come on, big guy...
怎么样 没事吧 What? You okay there? Huh?
你的眼睛好像有点不对劲... Something's up with your eye, but...
不知道 好像有点斜了... I don't know. It's just kind of going...
你得放松 懂吗 You gotta relax, okay?
你冷静 Calm down!
阿提拉 阿提拉 Attila! Attila!
阿提拉从不乱喘气 Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
你抢劫 You pillage!
你掠夺 You plunder!
你从来不害怕 You don't freak out.
懂吗 Okay?
老爸 这城里有800万人 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.
他现在在哪里都有可能 He could be literally anywhere by now.
我们要找到他 We'll find him.
我们必须找到 We have to.
我来了 亲爱的 I'm coming, my love.
天呐 Blimey!
他是从这边走的... He came this way...
每小时走4里路 traveling 4 leagues perhoun
不行 No!
别在大猫咪面前跑 劳伦斯 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
巨人 把手电筒拿出来 Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
这些猫咪喜欢玩 These cats want to play!
他拿出来了 Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
干的不错 Well played, sir.
跑啊 Run!
兰斯洛特到底会在哪呢 Where the devil could Lancelot be?
音乐剧《卡美洛》伦敦帕拉斯剧院
来吧 Come on!
你最好放我出去 你这造反的猿人 You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man!
你盯着干什么 别看着我 What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!
没见过这么美丽迷人 Have you never seen a beautiful,
可爱的女人嘛... attractive, gorgeous woman before...
要不是超爱吃披萨 我早就去当模特了 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?
我知道你想玩的那一套... I know what you're playing at...
在我这不管用 and it ain't working.
不管用的 Not working.
好像 有点管用了 Wait, it is kind of working.
他们把卡美洛怎么了 What have they done to Camelot?
卡美洛 Camelot
终于见到了 At long last!
-圭尼维尔 我的爱人 -嗨 -Guinevere, my love. -Hi.
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you, mate?
是我啊... Itisl...
兰斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot.
我完成了我的探险 I have fulfilled my quest.
对不起 对不起 Sorry. I'm sorry.
其实我不是圭尼维尔 I'm not actually Guinevere.
我叫爱丽丝·伊芙 你有一点困惑 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.
-你看见是我在舞台...-你的嗓音真如美乐 -Maybe you saw me on stage... -Your voice is like music...
但是我不知道你在说什么 but I have no idea what you're saying.
好了 嘿 Okay. Hey.
嘿 Hey, man.
嘿 哥们儿 Hey, buddy. Um...
她的意思是 她不是圭尼维尔 因为她是个演员 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.
懂吗 我也是 Okay? So am I.
演员 An actor?
-对 -对 -Yeah. -Yeah.
懂吗 You know?
摘了王冠 Do the crown.
噢 当然 对不起 休·杰克曼 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
都是因为王冠 It was the crown.
还有整个... I know, the whole...
休了·杰克妈 Huge Ackman?
这名字太可笑了 Uh... That's a ridiculous name!
这假的太离谱了 It doesn't even sound real!
只有懦夫 才会隐姓埋名 亚瑟 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.
不 是休·杰克曼 No, it's Hugh Jackman.
你一直在找... I, on the other hand...
却没有找到的宝贝 carry the treasure you sought...
我倒是带来了 but could never find.
看吧 有了这件宝贝 就能永生 Behold the key to life everlasting!
好吧 我爱这戏服... Okay, I love the costume...
也爱这激情... I love the enthusiasm...
不过你现在得下台了 but you're gonna have to get off stage now.
欢送兰斯洛特爵士 女士们先生们 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.
好的 Yes!
非常好 Very good.
真无耻 亚瑟 Shame on you, Arthur!
你配不上王冠 You don't deserve your crown,
你也配不上王后 and you don't deserve your queen!
准备好 尝尝我冰冷的剑之吻... Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...
休了·杰克妈 Huge Ackman!
嘿 兄弟 这一切都是假的 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
瞧 这是... See, just...
这不是真的 Well, that's not real.
都不是真的 None of it is.
不是真的 It's not real.
演的很精彩 It was a good performance.
-我们都很入戏 可...-你演的真好 -We were right in there. -You were tonight.
但是都不是真的 But it's not real-real.
不是真的 It's not real.
不是真的 Not real?
我梦想卡美洛有多久 你们知道吗 Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?
图什么 And for what?
一场空 For nothing!
天呐 Jeez!
一场空 Nothing!
不 不 不 请大家都坐下 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...
你们好 What's up?
上帝把我们造成这样的 We're just as God made us.
你干嘛不照张相 Why don't you take a picture?
可以慢慢欣赏 It'll last longer.
行了 哥们 我一直很客气 够了好吗 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.
离开舞台 赶紧走 Get off the stage right now!
后退 你下不到我... Stay back! You don't scare me...
休了·杰克妈 Huge Ackman.
听着 哥们 你还是别跟我打了 好吗 Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?
要真打起来 我会废了你 If we go, I will break you.
来吧 Come on!
这算什么 What is that?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
他在扮金刚狼 He's doing his Wolverine thing.
对 Yeah.
-对 -懂吗 -Yeah. -You know?
光着上身带钢爪更酷 It's better with the claws and no shirt.
那是 Fair.
兰斯洛特 Lancelot!
喂 伙计 Oi, mate!
嘿 哥们 那不是出口 Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
好了 上来吧 Yeah, come on up.
好 上来吧 都上来 Yep. Come on up!
噢 还有猴子 太棒了 Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
我超爱戏服 I love the costumes.
对不起 我想说 你是偶像实力派 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.
谢谢 哥们 Thanks, buddy.
-他认出你了 -是 太棒了 -He recognized you. -Yeah, that was awesome.
嘿 把牌匾还给我 Hey! Give me the tablet!
往后退 往后退 Stay back! Stay back.
-往后退 -哇哦 -Stand back! -Whoa!
后退 Back!
怎么 What?
你的... Your, uh...
你的鼻子 它... Your nose, it's...
我的鼻子怎么了 What about my nose?
你的鼻子在滴蜡 Your nose is dripping.
-什么 -在融化 离火太近了 -What? -It's melting. From the fire.
好吧 Okay.
有多糟糕 How bad is it?
反正不太好 It is not great.
可我是兰斯洛特 But I'm Lancelot!
从来就没有兰斯洛特 There never was a Lancelot!
兰斯洛特是个传说 Lancelot is a legend.
你不是真的 You're not real.
我就是不明白 I don't understand!
我知道这很难接受 但是拜托 先把牌匾给我 I know it's a lot to take in, but please, just give me the tablet.
然后怎么样 回博物馆 Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
站在那 任由小孩子指指点点 Stand there as little children ogle and point?
还有学习 And learn.
去找寻灵感 做伟大的事 And get inspired to do great things.
高贵的命运毕竟少 朋友 There are far less noble fates, my friend.
对我来说不是 Not for me, there aren't!
如果没有卡美洛... If there is no Camelot...
没有圭尼维尔 没有兰斯洛特... there is no Guinevere and no Lancelot...
那我就什么都不是 只是一堆可怜扭曲 变形的蜡 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
别再看我的鼻子 Stop looking at my nose!
-我没在看 -你在看 我看见了 -I wasn't looking at it. -You were, I saw you.
你这样"嗯'盯着看 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
-我没这样看 -你看了 -I wasn't like that. -You were!
不许再看了 Don't look at it!
要不看还真有点难 It really is hard not to look at.
是啊 确实 Yes, he is.
啊 Ah!
-我没看 -我看见你了 -I didn't. -I saw you!
没有 我在看你的眼睛 No, I'm looking at your eyes.
猴子 不许看 Monkey, stop it!
请把牌匾给我 好吗 牌匾给我 Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet.
你把牌匾给我 我保证我不会... If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't...
不许看我的鼻子 Do not look at my nose!
-牌匾给我 -看其他地方 -Give me the tablet. -Look away.
牌匾给我 不看我的鼻子 难道就这么难吗 Give me the tablet. How hard could it be not to look at my nose?
我不是要看你的鼻子 I'm not gonna look at your nose.
我也是实在没办法 I can't help it!
那就往天上看 Look to the heavens!
真是太恶心了 It's disgusting.
不过他还是很帅 Yet, he's still handsome.
谁都不能看 也不能提起 No one shall look at, or mention,
我的鼻子 就从此时此刻起 my nose from this moment forward!
对不起 我忘了我在说什么 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.
劳伦斯 Lawrence.
噢 泰迪 On, Teddy!
拉瑞 Larry.
听我说 把牌匾方片都放平 We've run out of time.
快把方片都放平 不然他们都会死 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.
快把方片都放平 不然他们都会死 Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!
你也会死 You too!
不值得活在没有卡美洛的世界里 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.
爸爸 Dad!
德克斯特 怎么了 Dexter, what is it?
你没事吧 You all right?
嘿 Hey.
嘿 伙计 你还好吗 Hey, man, you okay?
嘿 看着我 Hey, look at me.
你想要扇我 扇啊 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
扇啊 扇我耳光 Go ahead, slap me in the face.
德克斯 Dex?
德克斯特 Dexter?
噢 不 不 不 Oh! No, no. No.
德克斯特 不 不 别这样 快醒醒 Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
爸爸 他死了 Dad, he's gone.
我现在愿意牵你的手 I'll take that hand now.
我明白了 I understand now.
探险是为了猴子 The monkey was the quest.
从来就不是为了牌匾 It was never about the tablet.
是为了他们 It was about them.
原谅我 Forgive me.
一直以来 我才是那笨蛋 It is I who have been the fool.
我们回来了 宝贝 We're back, baby!
劳伦斯 Lawrence!
喔啊 Whoa!
嘿 Hey!
欢迎回来 哥们 Welcome back, buddy.
嘿 Hey.
干得好 拉瑞 Well done, Larry!
他活了 大伙结果 There he is. That's our guy.
过来 Come here!
这是你的牌匾 Here's your tablet.
感觉真棒 是不是 杰迪戴亚 It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
说的对极了 Boy, you said it!
嘿 谢谢 Hey. Thank you.
我看上去怎么样 How do I look?
像兰斯洛特 You look like Lancelot.
干得好 我的孩子 Well done, my child.
谢谢... Thank you...
把我的儿子安全带回来 for bringing my son home safely.
说来挺奇妙的 It's a strange thing...
看见儿子长大成人了 seeing your boy become a man.
一路上还有狮子追我们 There were lions chasing us.
嗯 Hmm.
是啊 不可思议 Yeah, it's crazy.
前一天 他们还骑着恐龙 穿越中央公园... One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park...
第二天 他们就成了伊比萨的DJ and then the next day they're DJ-ing in Ibiza.
你为我们家尽心尽力 You've served my family well.
我会修一座大墓 用财宝为你陪葬 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.
我确保将你的器官摘除 存放在不同的... I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed...
镶宝石的罐子里 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars.
谢谢 Thank you.
就应该这么做 It's the right thing to do.
那我们说好了 Then we're agreed.
劳伦斯... Lawrence...
我们能谈谈吗 may I have a word?
行 Yeah.
我和其他人都谈过了 The others and I have been talking.
阿卡曼拉应该待在这 和他的家人团聚 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family.
他必须留下 He must remain here.
牌匾也应该留在这 And the tablet should stay here as well, son.
它属于这 巨人 This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
是啊 可是... Yeah, but it...
可是这样的话 你们也得留下 That means you guys would have to stay.
我们属于纽约 We belong in New York.
可如果... Yeah, but if you...
如果你们回去... If you guys go, then you...
过了今晚 你们就活不了了 you won't be alive after tonight.
我们是博物馆展品 拉瑞 We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
这就是我们 It's what we are.
有游客来参观看看我们 Folks come to look at us,
也许能学到点什么 maybe learn a little something.
那才是活着 That's alive, man.
可我... But I'm...
我应该照顾你们的 I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
你已经做了 And you have.
没事的 劳伦斯 It's okay, Lawrence.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
可我没有 I'm not.
让我们回去吧 Let us go, son.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢你 让我找回了家人 拉瑞... Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry...
布鲁克林的守护者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
爸爸 现在出发还能赶上航班... Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight...
日出前 趁大家还醒着的时候回到家 get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up.
是啊 好的 Yeah, okay.
我们回家 Let's go home.
哇哦 Whoa!
没事的 拉瑞 It's all right, Larry.
我和他达成了默契 We've reached something of an understanding.
-是吗 -三角龙 坐下 -Really? -Trixey, sit.
哇哦 这还真不错 Wow! That's really good.
干得好 兰斯 Good job, Lance.
谢谢 Thanks.
三角龙 乖 T?xey, behave.
好姑娘 Good girl.
乖乖呆着 Steady.
他从来不听我的 He never even listens to me.
可你... Butyoun.
我只是觉得你在认真听我说 I just feel like you really listen to me.
就好像我们的心 现在彼此是完全同步的 It's like our hearts are in perfect sync with each other right now.
呃 你是不是感觉到... Um... Do you feel what...
哦 嗨 Oh. Hi.
对不起 打断了你们的... Sorry to interrupt whatever...
这种事 is happening...
莱昂 大家都等着呢 得走了 来吧 Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.
什么 不 What? No.
不 莱昂 呆着 No! Laaa, stay!
这话听起来有点疯... I know this sounds crazy...
但你可以留下 和我一起在英国生活 but you and I could make a life together here in England.
哇哦 Whoa!
哇哦 好吧 Wow. Okay. Um...
我永远不会忘记你 I will never forget you.
你是我见过的人当中 最最粗犷的猛男 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.
发带你留着 Keep the scrunchies.
好吧 莱昂 我们得走了 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
走吧 Come on.
这个事你不说 我也不会说 I won't say anything if you won't.
噢 我知道你恨这份工作 可明天晚上... Oh, I know you hate this job and everything, but tomorrow night...
你会爱死它的 best job ever.
这实在太安静了 Sure is quiet around here.
没有牌匾 这就和其他博物馆一样 Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum.
你知道 我最能记住你们什么 You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?
什么 What?
记住你们有多大 How big you guys are.
过来 Come here.
抱我 Hold me.
我的... My...
朋友 friend.
你会说英语了 You speak English?
好了 Okay.
嘿 听着 Hey, listen. Um...
我们在楼顶的时候... Up there on the roof, when...
你差点... When you almost...
是啊 Yeah.
我只是想告诉你... I just want you to know...
对我们的关系 我的看法已经改变了 I really changed my perspective on everything.
我们之间的事有点怪... I know we have a weird...
时而关系很铁 时而关系紧张 We have this dynamic, we have this tension.
一直反反复复 Back and forth.
就像在玩游戏 对吧 I mean, games, right? You know?
我们让自己扮演的角色 Roles that we put ourselves into,
为什么是那个样子的 but why does it have to be that way?
我觉得一直以来 I feel like there's always been a mutual
我们彼此都挺尊重的 sort of respect for each other.
总之 anyway-
我会想你的 知道吗 I'll miss you, you know?
好吧 没事了 Okay. It's all right.
扇吧 最后一巴掌 Go ahead. One last slap.
是的 我也觉得亲了好久了 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.
谢谢 Thank you.
这谁会想到呢 Who would have ever thought?
我是蜡做的 她是聚氨酯 I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
可我们就是成了 But somehow, it worked.
那么就这样吧 I guess this is it.
是啊 Indeed.
还有小尼克一定会干出伟大事业的 And I know young Nick will do great things.
是啊 他... Yeah, he's, uh...
准备一个人去闯世界呢 ready to take on the world all by himself.
那你也尽了责 Then you've done your job.
你尽了责 You've done your job.
该准备下一场冒险了 It's time for your next adventure.
我都不知道 明天我该怎么办 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
多刺激啊 How exciting.
再见 泰迪 Bye, Teddy.
再会 劳伦斯 Farewell, Lawrence.
吓你 Bully!
吓到你了 Got you!
笑一个 孩子 Smile, my boy.
日出了 It's sunrise.
-嘿 -嘿 你还好吗 -Hey. -Hey. You good?
-好 挺好 -那就好 -Yeah, I am. -Good.
那么 伊比萨 So, Ibiza?
好吧 呃 Yeah. Uh...
我想做DJ的工作 老爸 The whole DJ thing, Dad...
我不知道适不适合我... I don't know if that's the thing for me...
只知道 那是我下一步要做 I just know that it's the next thing.
这事完了 也许会上大学 After that, maybe college.
我知道自己想做什么 I'm figuring it all out, you know?
听起来像个计划 Sounds like a plan.
我要回妈妈家了 I should get back to Mom's, or something.
好的 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
好的 All right.
我不让你走 I'm not gonna let you go.
好了 回头见 Okay. I'll see you later.
限时展出 大英博物馆珍品
三年了 没有拉瑞·戴利 Three years, no Larry Daley.
他为我背了黑锅 让我复了职 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.
听说他回去上学了 I heard he went back to school,
拿了学位 成了教师 got his degree, became a teacher.
听了真高兴 I'm very glad.
其实拉瑞听说有这次巡回展出... Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition...
就坚持要亲自把展品送到你手里 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.
啊 名声坏坏的 会发光的 魔法牌匾 Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet.
拉瑞·戴利 和他的魔幻故事 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
拉瑞说可以信任你 Larry said you could be trusted.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
可以告诉你绝密消息 With the top secret knowledge.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
-我在挤眼 -你眨挤眼 -I'm winking. -You're blinking.
不 我挤眼是用两只眼睛 No, I wink with both eyes.
那是眨眼 That's blinking.
无所谓了 因为现在... It doesn't matter, because right now...
你要做好准备 you better get ready!
准备什么 For what?
准备看这个 For this.
它真会发光 It does glow.
来吧 Come on.
对不起 Sorry.
去吧 Go ahead.
笨笨 去乐乐 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
待着 Stay!
我哪都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
待着 Stay!
是 我哪都不去 I'm not going anywhere!