但还是得先把夏威夷那边搞定 But that all depends on getting Hawaii right.
你们宁愿做夏威夷 也不来罗斯节 And you would rather do Hawaii than RussFest?
我宁愿 上我母亲 I would rather... do my own mother...
也不去罗斯节 than RussFest.
硅谷 前情回顾
我自己成为了姚网络的首席执行官 I've made myself the CEO of YaoNet,
现在我要把公司搬回美国 which I'm moving back to the US.
安东之子 这是我给新的推理接口起的名字 Son of Anton, it's the name I've given our new inference API.
他无所不能 He can do whatever he wants.
我请求加利福尼亚州的州检察长 I call for the attorney general of the state of California
立即启动审查 to launch an immediate investigation
调查我作为'互利'CEO期间的所作所为 of my conduct as CEO of Hooli.
你等着禁止令吧 印蛋 Enjoy the injunction, thumb ass.
加州州检察长唐·德拉伦特 Don Delarenta, the AG of California,
我他妈叫他干什么他就得干什么 is gonna do what I tell him to do.
为什么 Why?
因为我有他的黑料 'Cause I have dirt on him.
你准备好放弃夏威夷项目 加入罗斯节了吗 You ready to dump Hawaii and join RussFest?
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
在进入罗斯节后 And upon entering RussFest,
魔笛手罗斯节基建
每个人都会收到一部魔笛手手机 each attendee will be given a PiperNet enabled smartphone,
提供加密的短信 which will give them access to secure messaging,
魔笛手为罗斯节赋能
社交网络 通话和上网... social, voice, Internet‐‐
无聊 So boring, right?
看到新标志了吗 You see the new logo? Huh?
来看看 Huh? Check.
一二三 One, two, three.
三逗号龙舌兰 Tres Comas Tequila.
我的品牌 美元标志 My brand. Dollar sign.
亿万富翁 Billionaire.
罗斯 节 Russ. Fest!
罗斯节 RussFest.
行 Right.
没错 会很棒的 No, yeah, it's‐it's gonna be good. Uh‐‐
-对 会很精彩 -是的 ‐ Yeah, it's gonna be great. ‐ Yeah.
无论如何 Well, uh, anyway, uh‐‐
疯狂小镇会去的 Crazy Town's gonna be there.
还有一滩泥 你知道一滩泥吗 So is Puddle of Mudd. You know Puddle of Mudd?
都是美国摇滚乐队
不 No.
那可是一滩泥 听着 Fucking Puddle of Mudd! Dude, listen.
*一切皆如迷雾* *Everything is so blurry*
*万物均是虚无* *And everyone's so fake*
*人们浑浑噩噩* *And everyone is empty*
*世间黑白颠倒* *And everything is so messed up*
对不对 你一定知道烂泥巴合唱团 Right? Yeah, you know Puddle of Mudd. Awesome.
会议很成功 各位 很棒 This is a good meeting, guys, excellent.
我得撤了 回见 科里你在哪 I gotta jet. Bye, guys. Cory, where you at, dawg?
我们很期待和你们合作 We're really excited about the possibility of working with you.
好 Cool.
那么 你觉得 Yeah. So, uh, what do you, uh...
你觉得怎么样 迈克尔 和我们合作 What do you think, Michael? Uh, you and us.
AT&T 魔笛手 合作一个 AT&T, Pied Piper. Dealy deal.
理查德 你们的技术很好 Richard, your tech is impressive,
但我们会和姚网络合作 他们更靠谱 but we're going with YaoNet, they're a safe bet.
另外 看上去你没有 And by the way, it doesn't seem like
和外面的人说清楚究竟发生了什么 you're telling your people out there what's really happening.
-等下 -不 也许你可以和其他人合作 ‐ Hang on‐‐ ‐ No. Maybe you can do a deal with someone else.
你懂的 外面还有 You know, there's, uh‐‐
不 不能 迈克尔 No, no, we can't, Michael.
听着 我们已经达成原则性协议了 Look, we already have an agreement in principle.
行 如果你们已经有原则性协议了 Okay, well, if you have an agreement in principle,
你们也可以原则性毁约 you can have a disagreement in principle.
抱歉 非常抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
迈克尔 丢下这个机会你会遗憾的 Michael, I'm sorry that you're missing out on this opportunity.
来的人我都会亲自送到车门 Honestly, I walk everyone to their car. Yeah.
我们要怎么做才能更有诱惑力 What can we do to sweeten the pot?
这样如何 我们可以加上无纸支付 You know? Oh, we could add cashless transactions.
手机就可以解决一切需求 如何 What if everything is handled on the phone? Right?
刷手机进派对或者VIP区域 You use it to swipe into parties or VIP areas‐‐
理查德 已经板上钉钉了 Richard, this is done.
-好吗 -全息摄影呢 ‐ Okay? ‐ What about holograms?
这是你最后的机会了 合作还是不合作 Okay, this is your last chance. Are you in or out?
-草 -大概暗示着不合作 ‐ Fuck! ‐ That appears to imply out.
草 草 草 Fuck. Fuck it. Fucker.
-妈的 -理查德 里面的人连着好几周 ‐ Cockfucker. ‐ Richard, people in there have been working themselves
不拿工资 干到半死 half to death for weeks for no pay.
这不会好看的 This is not going to go over well.
你先进去告诉他们 我在这儿等着 I'm gonna wait out here while you go in and tell them.
我什么也不会说 I'm not gonna say anything.
只要我不透露出去 If I keep my mouth shut,
那就还有破坏姚网络合约的希望 then there's still a chance at snaking the YaoNet deal.
但要是我告诉大家究竟是怎么回事 But if I tell everyone in there what's really going on,
我们连罗斯节都撑不到 我们死定了 we won't make it to RussFest, and we'll be dead.
-你们希望这样吗 -有道理 ‐ Is that what you want? ‐ That's a fair point.
我想也是 好 That's what I thought. Okay.
我们回去工作 走吧 Let's get back to work. Let's go.
这事要是败露了 我们互相掩盖一下 If this comes out, I'll cover your ass if you cover mine.
什么败露了 If what comes out?
-好兄弟 -不 ‐ My man. ‐ No.
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我的魔笛骑士们 Dodgy gadin, my merry knights of Piper.
欧文阁下 Sir Owen,
正与身份验证服务英勇搏斗 doing valiant battle with the authentication service.
好 好 Yes, good. Yeah.
您好 贝基 Oh, and prithee, Becky,
女王陛下 my queen,
无纸支付近来如何 how goeth cashless payments?
罗斯的定价一直拖我们后退 Russ's pricing keeps tripping us up.
行 怎么说 Okay, how so?
今天早上 他觉得罗斯节上的每个人 Well, this morning, he decided everyone at RussFest
都应该是亿万富翁 should be a billionaire,
所以大家放进账户的一美元 so every dollar someone puts into their account
需要等同十亿罗斯币 will now be worth one billion RussBucks.
神啊 Zwoons!
所以 一个三明治就要 So, what, like a sandwich will be worth
有一百五十亿罗斯币了 15 billion RussBucks or something?
一百四十九亿九千九百九十九万 Fourteen billion, nine hundred and ninety‐nine million,
九千九百 nine hundred and ninety‐nine thousand,
九十九元罗斯币 and ninety‐nine RussBucks
加上九十九罗斯分 and ninety‐nine RussCents.
他觉得这样听起来便宜些 because he thought that would sound cheaper.
这样导致界面完全混乱 It's kind of screwing up the interface,
但AT&T的订单取决于这个 对吗 but the whole AT&T deal is riding on this, right?
我们会搞定的 We'll get there.
好的 很好 Good. Okay. Excellent.
如风般编程吧 夫人 Well, uh, code like the wind, my lady. Yeah.
盖布修士 Ho, ho! Good Friar Gabriel.
票务模块进展如何了 How dost thou fair with the ticketing module?
已经没了 It's gone.
没了是什么意思 What do you mean gone?
不知道为什么 吉尔弗约尔几分钟前 For some reason, Gilfoyle deleted the whole thing
-全删了 -什么 ‐ a few minutes ago. ‐ What?
没错 Yeah.
-吉尔弗约尔 -理查德 我知道 ‐ Gilfoyle? ‐ Yes, Richard. I'm aware.
无人机调度代码删掉了 The drone dispatching code has been deleted,
我在努力恢复版本 and I'm working very hard to restore the right version.
等等 无人机代码 Whoa, whoa. Drone code?
盖布刚跟我说被删除的是售票模块 Gabe just told me that the ticketing module got deleted.
售票模块也没了 Ticketing, too?
该死 问题不少啊 接下来我就处理那个 Fuck, that's problematic. I'll get on that next.
这他妈的怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
基于剩余的工作量 Based on the amount of work left to do
和节前的工时数 and the number of hours left before the festival,
我决定让安东之子用机器学习 I decided to task Son of Anton
来给我们的一些代码纠错 to use machine learning to debug some of our code.
什么 吉尔弗约尔 你在开玩笑吗 What? Gilfoyle, are you fucking kidding me?
你把内部文件系统的写入权限 You gave your AI permission
给了你的人工智能 to overwrite code in the internal file system?
-你有打算跟我说这件事吗 -没有 ‐ Were you gonna tell me about this? ‐ No.
我认为现在这是公司政策了 I thought that was the company policy ‐these days.
好吧 你的人工智能刚捅了个大篓子 Okay, well, your AI just failed, epically.
这并不确定 That's unclear.
有可能安东之子判定 It's possible that Son of Anton decided that
消灭代码错误最有效的方式 the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs
就是消灭整个软件 was to get rid of all the software,
这在技术上和统计上讲 都是正确的 which is technically and statistically correct.
但人工神经网络就像一个黑盒子 But artificial neural nets are sort of a black box,
所以我们永远无法确认这一点 so we'll never know for sure.
理查德 你买肉了吗 一堆肉 Hey, Richard. Did you order meat? Like a bunch of meat?
4000磅的肉 Like 4,000 pounds of meat?
有趣 Interesting.
我让安东之子帮我们寻找便宜的午餐汉堡 I put Son of Anton on finding us cheap hamburgers for lunch.
看起来奖励功能的定义有些模糊 It looks like the reward function was a little under‐specified.
好了 从现在起 安东之子被禁用了 Okay, from now on, Son of Anton is banned.
拜托像个正常人类一样写代码就行了 Just write code like a normal human fucking being, please.
吉尔弗约尔 Hey, Gilfoyle.
我一直在考虑你的人工智能 So, I've been thinking about your AI,
和它的许多不足之处 and its many deficits.
我觉得安东之子的问题在于 I think Son of Anton's issue
它处理奖励不确定性的方式 might be how it's handling reward uncertainty.
你的问题应该是没安全感 Your issue may be insecurity,
用虚张声势和中性古龙水来掩盖 masked by false bravado and unisex cologne.
去你的 这才不是中性 Fuck off. It's not unisex.
优质牛肉饼
理查德 Hey, um, Richard?
我想知道你有没有空让我来消除一下误会 Excuse me. I was curious if you had a moment to clear the air.
是关于霍尔登的吗 Is this about Holden?
不 霍尔登是个混蛋而且他已经滚蛋了 No. Holden's a bitch and he quit.
不 我想跟你谈谈 No, I‐I wanted to talk to you
我们之间有关格瓦特的误会 about the Gwart‐shaped tension between us.
她跟我曾经紧密共事过 You know, she and I worked very closely together,
而现在她为姚网络工作了 and now she's working for YaoNet.
她 基本上 是个敌人 She's, essentially, the enemy,
所以你有顾虑是很合理的 so it would be fair for you to have concerns.
我没有顾虑 I have no concerns.
很好 Okay, good.
因为我不关心她了 Because I don't think about her, you know,
不关心她现在是饿了还是冷了 or if she's hungry or cold right now,
或者她是不是还把大部分收入捐给兰德·保罗 or if she's still giving most of her income to Rand Paul.
[共和党参议员]
理查德 Richard!
看看这个 好了 Check it! Okay.
全息影像相关的问题 Hologram question.
你跟AT&T说了这个全息影像是互动式的吧 You told AT&T that the hologram would be interactive, right?
-是的 -看到了吧 混蛋 ‐ Yes. ‐ See, asshole?
我的全息影像能完全 My hologram can 100%
后入这些参加者 dry hump festival‐goers from behind.
如果他们求我的话 #觉醒 If they ask for it. Hashtag woke.
好的 棒 All right. Let's go!
蜘蛛跳 Spidey jump.
十亿罗斯币
售票系统运行流畅 Ticketing's running smoothly.
移动支付系统看起来很稳定 Mobile purchasing seems stable.
很好 That's good.
-罗斯 -我搞砸了 理查德 ‐ Russ. Hey. ‐ I fucked up, Richard.
我为什么要让一美元兑换十亿罗斯元 Why did I make one dollar worth a billion RussBucks?
每个人都想成为亿万富翁 I mean, everyone wants to be a billionaire,
但他们都不劳而获 but they didn't earn it,
所以他们会感到不安吗 so are they gonna feel bad about themselves?
我为什么要这么做 我想是因为我是个混蛋 Why would I do that? I guess because I'm an asshole
而且我不想让这个节过好 and I wanna have a bad festival!
不 不 罗斯 No, no, Russ.
别担心 一切都很棒 Don't worry about it. Everything is amazing.
-是吗 -是的 我跟你讲 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Yeah, I tell you what.
不如我们去看看全息影像吧 Why don't we see the hologram?
-全息影像准备好了 -它已经开启了 ‐ The hologram's ready? ‐ It's up.
-好 我们去看看全息影像吧 -走吧 ‐ Yeah, let's go see the hologram. ‐ Okay, come on.
-这边走 -棒呆了 他妈的全息影像 ‐ This way. ‐ Fuck yeah! Fucking hologram!
烤玉米
-看 他在这儿呢 -好的 ‐ See? There he is. ‐ Okay.
是啊 真棒 Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
顶拳 Fist bump!
后入 Dry hump!
双枪 Double guns!
等等 它怎么了 Wait, what's it doing?
理查德 什么鬼 Richard, what the fuck?
等人多了 Once more people show up,
网络效应就会出现 the network effect will take over,
它会变稳定的 我保证 and it will stabilize, I promise.
你保证吗 因为有一次我开了个派对 Do you swear? Because one time, I threw a party
然后大卫·科波菲尔说那个派对垮掉了 and David Copperfield said it was beat.
-向我保证这次不会垮掉 -不会垮掉的 ‐ Promise me that this will not be beat. ‐ It won't be beat.
-好吧 好吧 -好 ‐ Okay. Okay. ‐ Yeah.
我知道 我知道 我为什么要穿这条裤子 I know, I know. Why did I wear these pants?
部分牛仔布 部分皮革 Part denim, part leather.
一种面料不行吗 罗斯 Pick a lane, Russ.
该死 该死 Fuck. Fuck.
妈的 我得去换条裤子 Fuck, I'm gonna change my pants!
贾里德 干嘛呢 快来 Jared, what are you doing? Come on!
他妈的怎么回事 Hey, what the fuck is going on?
罗斯的全息影像各种出问题 Russ's hologram is glitching like crazy.
我们不清楚 一切都有延迟 We don't know. Everything's lagging:
我们的应用 第三方应用 交易 our apps, third party apps, transactions.
原来一切都正常 然后网络就开始变糟了 Everything was fine and then the network started deteriorating.
我们现在应该接近100%的容量了 We should be way closer to 100% capacity by now.
我在运行诊断程序 但没有任何发现 I'm running diagnostics, but I haven't found anything.
还有 这个拖车里全是蚂蚁 Also, this trailer is filled with ants.
他妈的盖布 Fucking Gabe.
对不起女士 我对魔笛手的 I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't know anything
女子编程营一无所知 about a Pied Piper girls' coding camp.
去问问朴雅卡 听起来像是她搞出来的 Oh, ask Priyanka. That sounds like her bag of bullshit.
我问过了 不是她搞的 I did, it's not hers.
抱歉 你说你和一个 I'm sorry. You said you spoke to
叫埃里克·巴赫曼的员工聊过 an employee named Eric Bachman?
让我来接 Hey. Give me that.
和你聊过的埃里克·巴赫曼有中国口音吗 Hi. Does your Eric Bachman have a Chinese accent?
我调整了一下微波回程线路的天线 Okay. I tweaked the microwave backhaul antennas.
有任何变化吗 Did that make any difference to the...
你有什么想要和我们说的吗 Is there something you wanna tell us?
我尊重你们所有人 I respect you all?
你们好 我要召开一场发布会 Hello. I am giving a press conference,
AT&T和姚网络签订合约
我很高兴和AT&T合作 and I am so happy to be in partnership with Ah‐Tay‐ee‐Tay.
你可以在我们的去中心化的互联网上冲浪 You can surf our decentralized Internet
就像夏威夷的冲浪者在大浪里冲浪一样 like Hawaiian surfers can surf the big waves.
真是出乎意料 Whoa. Bombshell.
迈克尔一定知道他们要和姚网络合作 Michael must've known they were going with YaoNet.
你知道吗 Did you know?
你知道 You knew,
而且你还加入了更多的功能 and you added more features.
票务 银行 他妈的全息图 Ticketing, banking, the fucking hologram.
你让我们拼了老命 还一无所获 You've had us on a death march for nothing.
什么 理查德 不是吧 What? Richard! No.
吉尔弗约尔 你很沉默啊 Gilfoyle, you're being awfully quiet.
-你知道吗 -听着 伙计们 ‐ Did you know? ‐ Now look, guys,
他们还没真的签约 these deals never really ever close.
AT&T和姚网络签订合约 AT&T and YaoNet close deal.
我觉得已经完成了 That seems pretty closed to me.
我的兄弟们 My guys.
你怎么敢这样对我的兄弟们 How dare you do this to my guys?
我们能之后再讨论这个吗 Can we just please have this discussion later
因为现在我们得弄清 because right now, we need to figure out‐‐
我们 谁是我们 We? Who's we?
-我们退出 -是的 ‐ We're out. ‐ Yeah.
什么 What? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
我的兄弟们 My guys.
盖布 Gabe...
你可以走 You can go.
我之后会找你们做离职访谈 I'll contact you all later for your exit interviews,
我对蚂蚁感到很抱歉 and I'm sorry about the ants.
至少我们还在一起 Well, at least we all stuck together.
所有的系统都搭建好了 Okay. Look, all the systems are built.
这些人离开了去他妈的 是他们的损失 I mean, screw those guys for leaving. Their loss.
没有他们我们还是能完成对吧 We can still do this without them, right?
不行 除非我们三个 No. Unless the three of us
熬三个通宵 他妈的 stay up 24 hours a day for three days in a row. Fuck.
没错 我们只需要找出 Yeah, exactly! Okay. All we need to do is just
拖延我们的报错然后解决掉 find the bug that's stalling us and squash it,
就像这些蚂蚁一样 just like these fucking ants.
连续三天不能睡觉 No sleep for three days straight.
真美好 Sweet.
-那是格瓦特吗 -不 那是个垃圾桶 - Is that Gwart? ‐Oh, no. It's a garbage can.
不 那是格瓦特 No, that's Gwart.
她为姚网络工作 Well, she works for YaoNet,
她在这干嘛 so what is she doing here?
她为什么能进员工区 And why does she have access to the staff only area?
格瓦特讨厌一滩泥乐队 她喜欢林肯公园 Gwart hates Puddle of Mudd. She's a Linkin Park girl.
魔笛手女子编程营
你他妈的一定是在搞笑 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
大头 这里发生了什么 Big Head! What the hell is going on here?
-什么意思 -谁让她进来的 ‐ What do you mean? ‐ Who let her in?
我就去拉了泡屎 I take one lousy shit...
杨建 这里发生了什么 Jian‐Yang, what is going on here?
全女子编程营 All girls coding camp.
我支持妇女 I support woman.
埃里克先生 我完成了 Mr. Eric, I'm finished.
这个无糖奶油能帮我丈夫减肥 "This diet cream helped my husband lose weight.
他原来是个胖傻逼 他现在不是了 He was fat fuck. Now, he not.
五星好评 结束 Fi star, the end."
我完全按照埃里克先生的指示写的 I wrote exactly like Mr. Eric told me to.
干得不错 索菲 It's very good, Sophie.
很棒 Very good.
你在利用未成年女孩 You're using underage girls
像奴隶一样做亚马逊的假评论 as slave labor for a fake Amazon review farm?
是的 Yes.
你还在用魔笛手的名义 And‐And you're using the Pied Piper name?
是的 Yes.
没事的 It's okay.
我有钱 I have money.
姑娘们 给你们父母打电话 Girls! Call your parents.
-那真的是她 -什么鬼 ‐ God, that really is her. ‐ What the fuck?
她是在捣乱 It's sabotage.
伙计们 没人吃佩奥特掌 Guys, nobody's eating the peyote.
你们能去吃佩奥特掌 Will you eat the peyote,
然后大家看到后也会去吃 and then that'll break the ice and they'll eat the peyote?
怎么了 What?
你们不喜欢这短裤吗 You hate the shorts?
你们不喜欢这短裤 You hate the shorts.
不管了 Fuck it.
看看我的腿啊 Just look at my fucking legs!
快走 走 Let's go. Go.
我就知道 我就知道 I knew it! I knew it.
我们的网络变慢了并不是因为我们搞错了 Our network's not slowing down because we fucked up.
是因为姚网络来了还攻击了我们 It's because YaoNet's here and they are attacking us.
滑袜是家真的公司吗 Is SlipSox even a real company?
上周才注册 没有网站 Incorporated a week ago, no website.
这是个幌子 它是姚网络 It's a cover. It's YaoNet!
不知怎么的劳里 Laurie is somehow fucking with
攻击了我们 让我们的网络变慢了 our routing to slow down the network.
他们为什么要攻击我们 But why would they bother attacking us?
他们已经和AT&T签约了 They have the AT&T deal all locked up.
除非 Unless...
他们还没有 they don't.
如果她觉得可能在夏威夷启动不了 If she thinks their Hawaii launch might fail,
就会想趁还有机会 that would be a reason to try to wipe us out
赶紧把我们除掉 while they have the chance.
如果我们能撑到姚网络搞砸夏威夷 So, if we can stay alive till YaoNet fucks up Hawaii,
我们就能致命一击 we could swoop in.
就像灌篮高手一样 Like a basketball dunker.
-我们还有机会 弟兄们 -好的 ‐ We're still in this, boys. ‐ All right.
把那些瞎捣乱的混蛋们从网上彻底赶出去 So, let's boot those meddling bums off of the network.
受够这堆破事了 Enough of this crap!
是啊 但这不太可能 Yeah. Well, uh, that's impossible
因为去中心化网络的意义就在于 'cause the whole point of a decentralized network
防止单个运营商控制所有权限 is to prevent a single host from controlling access.
这样独裁者就无法封禁政见不同者了 So dictators can't ban dissidents.
现在 没办法通过限制网络带宽 Right now, there's no way to kill them or stop them
封杀或阻止他们 throttling the network.
这也是为什么事情在中国会简单许多 This is why things are easier in China.
中国 China...
别再惹魔笛手了 你个小混蛋 Don't mess with Pied Piper again, you little fucker.
Bitchard
哪位 Hello?
靳阳 你好吗 老板 Jian‐Yang! Hey! Hey, uh, what's going on, boss man?
我是魔笛手的理查德·亨德里克斯 It's, uh, Richard Hendricks, from Pied Piper.
进展如何啊 伙计 How's it going, dude?
非常糟 Very bad.
我的未成年女奴们都离开了 My underage girl slaves all left.
确实够郁闷的 Oh yeah, totally. Bummer.
你还会再找到别的 Well, you'll find them.
顺便问个有点弱智的问题 Anyway, kind of a silly question, um...
你记得你偷了魔笛手的源代码 You know how you stole the Pied Piper source code?
-对 -对 然后你把它重写 ‐ Yes. ‐ Yeah, and then you rewrote it
改成了现在的姚网络 into what is now YaoNet?
-是的 -好 ‐ Yes. ‐ Right, um,
中国政府 有没有刚好 did the Chinese government, by any chance,
要求你加了个后门 require you to add a back door?
是的 安全外壳协议密钥现在就在我家 Yes, I have a SSH key in my house,
-写下来的 -太棒了 ‐ Written down. ‐ Cool! Wow! Uh...
我估计你也不会把它就这么给我 I don't suppose I could get that from you.
只是魔笛手现在遇到点麻烦 Uh, it's just that Pied Piper's in kind of a jam.
Pied Piper Girl Coding Camp
是啊 魔笛手 Yes. Pied Piper...
你的女魔头刚搞砸了我的生意 Your white witch just shut down my business.
好吧 Okay.
怎么样 So?
Bitchard
理查德 什么事 Hey, Richard, what's up?
妈的 Fuck.
靳阳 求你了 Jian‐Yang, please.
莫妮卡 Monica,
过去五年 你态度一直很恶劣 for the last five years, you have been horrible.
从来没笑过 You never smile.
从来没吻过我 You never kiss me.
我绝不会给你任何你想要的 I'll never give you anything you want.
我讨厌你 I hate you.
靳阳 我需要那个密钥 Jian‐Yang, I need that key.
这个密钥 This key?
好吧 我们理智一点 Okay, let's... let's just be reasonable.
-把它给我 -靠 ‐ Gimme it! ‐ Shit!
-给我 -我操 - Come on! - Fuck!
不 住手 No! Stop!
我的天 Oh my God!
妈呀 Yikes.
你我本可以一起一统天下 You and I, we could've run this town,
但你搞砸了 先生 but you blew it, mister.
A 4 6 大写的G A, four, six, capital G,
2 9 小写的J 4 3 two, nine, lowercase J, four, three‐‐
等等 你在唱什么 Wait, wait, wait. Wha‐what are you singing?
是那个密钥吗 Is‐Is that the key?
密钥 不 不过就是些字母和数字 Key? No. That's just the letters and numbers
就写在靳阳刚吞下的那张小纸条上 that were on that little sheet of paper that Jian‐Yang swallowed.
不知道为什么 Yeah, for some reason,
这些玩意就一直出现在我脑子里 stuff's really like sticking in my head these days.
等等 大头 理查德需要那些字母和数字 Wait. Big Head, Richard needs those letters and numbers.
你能再唱一遍吗 Can‐can you sing it again?
当然 好的 Uh, sure. Yeah.
A 4 6 A, four, six,
大写G 2 9 小写J capital G, two, nine, lowercase J‐‐
等等 要不你先打给理查德 Wait, do you wanna maybe call Richard first,
然后我再唱 and then I could sing it?
见鬼 好 谢谢你 Holy shit! Yes! Thank you!
大写M 大写R Capital M, capital R...
就这些 that's it?
成了 Okay!
是的 我们进去了 成功了 Yeah, we're in! It worked!
谢谢你 谢谢大家 谢谢大头 Thank you. Uh, thanks, guys. Thanks, Big Head.
好了 姚网络 滑袜 All right, YaoNet, SlipSox,
不管你到底是谁 你以为能搞我们吗 whoever the fuck you are, you think you can fuck with us?
他们挂了 They hung up.
好吧 Yeah.
等下 这到底是什么 Wait, what the fuck is this?
这是姚网络的服务器吗 This is YaoNet's server?
该死 这是个蜜罐 Fuck. It's a honeypot.
什么 这是好东西吗 What, is that a good thing?
不是 运行"文件"指令 No. It's not. Run the "File" command.
大体上说 这是个假外壳 It's basically a bullshit shell
以防中国政府真使用那个密钥 in case the Chinese government actually used the key.
这就像是个假的店面 It's like a fake storefront.
他们肯定在别的端口运行安全外壳协议 Okay, so they have to be running SSH on a different port.
我们要怎样找到真正的端口 How do we find the real one?
我们可以扫描连接端检查每个端口 We could N‐map it to check every single one,
可那就不知要查到什么时候了 but that would take forever.
好吧 该死 Okay. Fuck. Well,
得想个办法 我们必须找到正确的端口号 somehow, we have to find the correct port number.
等一下 现在几点了 Wait, what time is it?
一个大个洋蓟 One large artichoke,
一分熟 一杯蛋黄酱 extra rare, cup of mayonnaise.
看来你还是在3点17分吃零食 I see you still take your snack at 3:17.
我知道滑袜就是姚网络 I know that SlipSox is YaoNet,
还有你已经潜入了魔笛手 and that you've infiltrated Pied Piper,
我也知道你在这里 and I know that you're here,
和劳里·布里姆共事 working with Laurie Bream.
别 让我说完 No, let me finish.
我们结束得不算融洽 但... We didn't end on the best of terms, but...
我们在一起时 我感觉 when we were together, I feel like
我真的了解你 真正的你 I really saw you, the real you.
我了解你 格瓦特 我明白你 I saw you, Gwart! I know you!
请一定听我说完 我现在被打断 No, let me finish. I have to say this
就没机会跟你说完了 or I'm never gonna get it out.
听着 我想邀请你跟我散步 Now, I wish I was asking you to go for a walk with me
或是再看不知第几遍《魔力麦克2》 or to watch Magic Mike XL for the umpteenth time,
但我是来找你要姚网络访问权的 but I'm asking you to give us access to YaoNet,
不仅是为了拯救我的公司 and not just to save my company,
也是为了拯救我的神志 but to save my sanity.
因为如果我之前看错了你 Because if I was wrong about who you are,
那我也不清楚自己是谁了 then I don't know who I am.
就这样 So there you have it.
我想说的都说了 I've said all I gotta say, and...
之后怎样 看你了 it's up to you now.
这样 这么说 I see. So,
魔笛手网络承载力在稳步降低 Pied Piper's network capacity is degrading steadily.
非常好 Wonderful.
他们的适应性路径优化技术 And their adaptive routing optimization techniques
也没有效果 aren't helping them.
各位 真抱歉 Hey, guys. Um, I'm so sorry‐‐
我不知道你做了什么 但真管用 I don't know what you did, but it worked.
-什么 -刚刚有人给我们发了 - What? ‐ Someone just messaged us
访问姚网络 the correct port
-域控服务器的正确接口 -没错 ‐ to YaoNet's ad server. ‐ Yeah!
真的吗 Really?
没错 吉尔弗约尔取消了他们全部访问权 Yep. Gilfoyle revoked all their access,
正从魔笛网所有客户端上卸载他们的应用 and is removing their app from every client on PiperNet.
几分钟之内 我们就能重回正轨 In a couple of minutes, we'll be back up to speed.
我们还复制了她们的代码库 Plus, we cloned their repository,
可以翻个底朝天 so we'll just poke around
看看他们藏了些什么 and see exactly what they're hiding!
今天是魔笛手的好日子 It's a big win for the Piper boys.
吉尔弗约尔 So, Gilfoyle,
所以我们现在提速了多少 how much faster is our network now?
零 还更慢了 Zero faster. It's slower,
-承载力也还在降低 -你说什么 ‐ And still degrading. ‐ What are you talking about?
说我们网络还在持续降速降承载力 About how our network is slower and still degrading.
现在60% We're currently at 60%.
这怎么可能 But that's not possible.
网络太烂总是延迟 Our network's shit latency
所有付款都卡住了 is slowing down every single purchase.
你看洗手间 Look at the bathrooms.
扫描仪没法用了 The scanner's aren't working.
傻逼罗斯搞什么付费厕所 Fucking Russ and his pay toilets.
我们得赶紧想办法 不然要发生暴乱了 Okay, we gotta figure this out or there's gonna be a riot.
你们这帮混蛋刚去哪了 There you assholes are!
你们整我吗 没收到我的信息吗 You guys fucking with me? Did you get my messages?
这里干得像我奶奶的小妹妹 她人超好 你们别曲解我的意思 这男女比例有问题吧 缪都哪去了 留 操 妞儿 罗斯·汉纳曼: 有人看到无人机了吗 有人在讨论无人机吗 有人会画《亢奋》亮片妆吗
信息收发也延迟了 Messaging's stalling, too.
我给你们发了三套衣服的照片 I sent you guys photos of three different outfits.
三套都讨厌吗 怎 Did you hate them all? Wha...
怎么了 What's wrong?
没有 绝对选第二套 Uh, no. Definitely the second one.
-我喜欢第二套 -你真觉得 ‐ I like the second one. ‐ You really think
我一个白人穿那套没什么问题吗 a white guy can wear that and get away with it?
-没问题 -不要 - Definitely. ‐ No.
算了不管了 你们没错 You know what? You're right.
去他妈的政治正确 Fuck political correctness.
我看你们四位行 够鸡巴屌 I'm looking at four guys that fuck!
好了 我们重新跑一下诊断程序 Okay, let's rerun the diagnostics.
也许刚刚漏看了什么 Maybe we missed something.
劳里 Laurie!
劳里·布里姆 看看 看看 Laurie Bream! Well, well, well.
-要负罪潜逃了吗 -什么罪 ‐ Fleeing the scene of the crime? ‐ Crime?
你赢不了的 你的网络就是一坨垃圾 You can't win. Your network is garbage.
但也许 如果你帮帮我们 告诉我们 And maybe, if you save us some time by telling us
你是如何拖慢我们网络的 how you're slowing down our network,
我至少能不去报警 I won't go to the police.
拖慢你们的网络 那是不科德的行为 Slowing down your network? That would be "Un‐tethical."
我为何要 Why would I...
理查德 Oh. Richard…
原来你还不知道 You do not know.
知道什么 Know what?
你猜测正确 As you correctly surmised,
姚网络不能用 因为无法扩大规模 YaoNet doesn't work. It does not scale.
然而我们来不是为了攻击魔笛网 However, we did not come here to attack you,
只是为了进行观摩 simply to observe you,
换句话说 刺探情报 spy on you, if you wish,
了解你要如何将魔笛网投入使用 in order to see how you got PiperNet to work,
事实证明 你做不到 which, it turns out, you did not.
什么 Uh, what?
你的压缩算法无法有效处理 Your compression is inadequate in the face of bottlenecks
节点集群边界产生的瓶颈 that emerge between node‐cluster edges.
魔笛网无法扩展规模 Pied Piper does not scale.
和姚网络一样 不可行 It is as impracticable as YaoNet.
-妈的 -的确 ‐ Fuck. ‐ Ah, yes.
这不可能 That can't be right.
这是事实 And yet it is.
我真希望我们抄的是能运行的软件 I wish we had plagiarized more functional code,
但不管怎样 AT&T已经买了这个技术 and yet it is this technology that AT&T has purchased,
能不能运行都无所谓 functional or no.
加上马克西莫充足的资金支持 And with Maximo's sufficient funding,
我们一定能挺过难关 we will certainly be able to weather the storm
一直做到投入使用 届时 until we reach launch, at which time
AT&T大概率会判定此项业务失败 it seems likely that AT&T may deem our business a failure.
但到那时候 我应当已经 However, at this point, I will have already made
赚到了初始投资额翻几倍的钱了 many multiples on my initial investment.
对你们的退路 我无法评论 Ah, I cannot speak to your backup plan.
就这样 Hmm, yes.
日安 各位 Good day, gentlemen.
她就是见不得别人好 而且不是我说 Well, she's just a hater, and, no disrespect,
-她可以去死了 -就是的 没错 ‐ but she can eat shit. ‐ Yeah, obviously.
我们肯定能想出办法的 We have to be able to figure something out.
你能想出办法的吧 You'll think of something, right?
理查德 Richard?
他妈的 整六年 Six fucking years!
六年 我们浪费了六年 Six years... we've wasted!
就造了这么个没用的垃圾 Building this worthless piece of shit!
他妈的逗我玩吗 Are fucking kidding me?!
我没事 我就是需要去趟卫生间 I'm fine. I just gotta go to the bathroom.
我看他目前还没什么想法 I don't think he thought of anything.
棒 Yeah!
就选第一套了 我绝对不会后悔的 Go with option one, and I'm not gonna feel shitty about it.
对吧 Right?
我操 Fuck me.
朋友们 理查德已经在里边憋了三小时了 Hey guys, Richard's been locked in there for three hours.
我们要不要破门而入 Should we kick down the door?
我们还是给他点空间以示尊重吧 No, let's honor him with some space.
等他睡着 然后我会 I'll wait for him to fall asleep, and then I'll‐‐
我会从通风口爬下去 I'll lower myself down through the vent.
要是找他要车钥匙 Would it be a dick move
我们开车回家 会不会太混蛋了 to ask him for his keys and then we drive home?
那样他会被丢在这里 Well, he'd be abandoned here...
我去 Holy shit.
这酒真不错 That's fantastic.
什么...鬼 What the... fuck?
你们几位 Hey, you guys?
我做了点事情 I did something.
好了 我刚才 All right, so, I was, uh,
在吉尔弗约尔的电脑上瞎捣鼓 fiddling around on Gilfoyle's laptop,
我往地上一看 and I was looking down,
就意识到 解决之道 and then I realized that the solution was
就在我的眼前 staring at me right in the face.
蚂蚁 Ants.
我意识到 It occurred to me
我们的网络有点像一系列的路径 that our network is kind of like a series of paths,
跟蚂蚁用来搜索食物的轨迹很像 much like the trails ants use in order to forage for food.
然后我又想到 我们需要的不是更好的路径 But then, I thought that we don't need better paths.
而是更好的蚂蚁 懂了吗 We need better ants. You see?
-去他的梯度下降法 -什么 ‐ Fuck gradient descent. ‐ What?
我不需要用吉尔弗约尔的人工智能 I don't need to use Gilfoyle's AI
来优化发散法 in order to improve middle‐out.
我需要用发散法来创造一个新的人工智能 I need to use middle‐out to create a new AI.
一个符号型人工智能 然后它就能自学 A symbolic AI. And now, it is teaching itself
如何进行自我优化 how to optimize.
所以你在安东之子的脑子里瞎搞 So, you fucked around with Son of Anton's brain,
然后赋予了它权限 and then gave him access
能更改我们整个网络的基础构架 to our entire network infrastructure,
-在网络还在运行的时候 -对 ‐ While it's still running? ‐ Yes.
理查德 这就好像开着车跑高速的时候 Richard, that's like asking a robot to change your tire
让机器人给你换轮胎 while you're driving on the freeway!
拿好了 Hold this.
给我 Gimme.
看吧 See, go.
这不是我的电脑 This isn't my computer.
-不是吗 -不是 ‐ It's not? ‐ No.
而且安东之子2.0版是什么鬼 And what the fuck is Son of Anton version 2.0?
什么 What?
你在他之前 You were fucking around
就在安东之子的脑子里乱搞了 with Son of Anton's brain before him?
-操 -我也有好点子嘛 ‐ Fuck. ‐ I have good ideas.
我了个大操 Sweet mother of God.
这不是我的错 This is not my fault.
我都没怎么碰过吉尔弗约尔的人工智能 I barely touched Gilfoyle's AI.
它在干什么 What's it doing?
不知道 我告诉过你 I have no idea. I told you,
那他妈就是个黑箱 理查德 it's a fucking black box, Richard.
你觉得会发生暴动吗 Do you think there's gonna be a riot?
我敢肯定两万嗑嗨了的刺头找不到食物和水时 Oh, I'm sure 20,000 coked‐up douchebags will be very civil
举止一定很"文明" when they can't get food or water.
我天 看看那全息影像 Holy shit, look at the hologram.
天啊 Oh my God.
该死 Shit.
-我们都干了什么 -我们 ‐ What did we do? ‐ We?
它死机了吗 Is it dead?
-我会坐牢吗 -听着 ‐ Am I going to jail? ‐ Hey.
我可以提前训练你 I can train you.
臭小子们 Hey, fuckers.
我吃了几片阿普唑仑然后在拖车里失去知觉了 Popped a couple of Xanax and then choked it in the trailer.
现在好多了 换上了我的第三套 Feeling much better. Went with outfit number three,
黑色提花 black jacquard.
怎么这么黑 Why is it so dark?
这个嘛 Um, well...
开灯 Lights!
厉害 声控吗 太他妈炫酷了 Sweet! Voice command? That is fucking awesome.
你们很聪明 You guys are smart.
声控 Voice command!
刚刚发生了什么 What just happened?
成功了吗 刚刚...怎么了 Did it work? What... What just happened?
老天 Holy shit.
等等 这数对吗 Wait, is that right?
承载力在...百分之145 It's at... 145%?
现在百分之160了 这怎么可能 Now 160%. Okay, how is this possible?
我们的网络运行消耗一定是大幅缩减了 Our network overhead must've massively shrunk.
太疯狂了 It's insane.
我的天 好吧 Oh my God. Okay...
我的发散法 My middle‐out,
吉尔弗约尔的人工智能 不论迪尼希 Gilfoyle's AI, whatever the fuck Dinesh
对他的人工智能干了什么 did to Gilfoyle's AI‐‐
我差不多重写了整个程序 I basically rewrote the entire thing.
几位 You guys,
成功了 奇迹发生了 it worked. It‐it‐it happened.
-我们做到了 我们赢了 -成了吗 ‐ We‐we‐we did it. We‐we‐we won. ‐ It worked?
-我们做到了 -棒 ‐ We did it! ‐ Yeah!
你们 You...
就像编码界的三个火枪手 are like the three musketeers of coding,
不过你们都是达达尼昂 except you are all d'Artagnan.
-等等 -什么 - Wait, wait. ‐ What?
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
他在长大 He's growing!
好美 It's beautiful.
吃屌吧 大卫·科波菲尔 Eat a dick, David Copperfield!
今晚从毛伊岛飞行到旧金山 We hope you've enjoyed your flight
希望你们旅途愉快 from Maui to San Francisco this evening.
飞机右边的窗外 Out of the right side of the aircraft,
可以看到来自拉斯维加斯的灯光 you can see the lights of Las Vegas.
左边窗外 则可以看到 And out of the left side, you can see...
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what that is.
理查德·亨得里克斯 我们应该谈谈
魔笛手可以帮助科学家治愈癌症 Pied Piper can help scientists cure cancer.
-得癌不是件好事 -癌症就是洪水猛兽 ‐ And cancer is bad. ‐ Cancer fucking sucks.
"能让我得癌症吗" 不了 "Hey, I'd like some cancer, please." No.
硅谷 下集预告
我们创建了这世上独一无二登峰造极的网络 We built the single, greatest network ever in the world.
我希望你免费送我魔笛手的股份 I would like you to give me free shares of Pied Piper.
你之前有很多投资的机会 You had plenty of opportunity to invest.
对啊 你可以买魔笛币 Yeah, you could buy a Piper coin.
莫妮卡 我们男人正在讲话 Monica, two men are talking of business.
去拿好你的扫把一边待着去 You can find your broom and fly away.
吉尔弗约尔想要毁掉我们至今创建的所有业绩 Gilfoyle is willing to destroy everything
就只为了不让我变有钱 we've built just to prevent me from having money.
你这一生都在为在众人面前失败做准备 Your entire life has prepared you to publicly fail.
你只是现在完全看不到这一点 You're just failing to see that right now.
别侮辱我 Don't insult me,
跟你们这帮失败者比都够我失败好几回了 I can fail circles around you losers.
本剧
最后
一集
这是好事还是坏事 Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
谁能告诉我我到底该作何感受 Someone tell me how to feel.
硅谷 大结局
贾里德 去把门锁上 Jared, bolt the doors.
-你包里装着什么 -能量棒和一把枪 ‐ What's in the bag? ‐ Clif Bars and a gun.