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Plane ticket, passport... all good to go!
Vegas,
I'm coming.
I'm going to throw it!
Hurry!
I'm going to buy a suitcase immediately.
Xiao Ru.
You used to always wait for me,
but not this time.
I am going to be back by your side.
Did you put on your safety belt yet?
- Sure! - Sure? Take off!
If you take this ring and propose to me,
I will immediately marry you.
I think that just like this
star-shaped hexagon,
I hope I can find
a blissful shape that is suitable for me.
That's why my soulmate
has to quickly propose to me.
Are you willing
to be my own personal goddess?
I am willing.
Are you willing to leave the entertainment circle and
be my own leading lady?
You need to get used to this pose
because I will do it again in Las Vegas.
Hello?
Will you marry me?
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If you propose to me with this ring, I'll marry you immediately.
Hello?
Lin Xiao Ru,
break is over in ten minutes.
Where are you?
The manager said that if you're late again,
he won't accept your vacation leave.
Tell him that
I quit.
Does he think I really need this salary?
Because of this leave I've already
worked for three and a half months without taking vacation.
Tell him
my boyfriend is planning to propose.
I am going to be a housewife.
Yi Xiang proposed to you?
Of course he hasn't yet.
You know that I really need money right now.
So, I was only joking.
Definitely don't tell the manager what I said.
I'll be there right away. Bye.
The plane is preparing to arrive in ten minutes
at Taiwan Taoyuan International Airport.
Please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright and locked positions.
Also as we descend, don't forget to hold
the hand of your significant other and enjoy the beautiful view below.
I represent the crew
in thanking you again.
We anticipate your next trip with us.
Thank you and goodbye.
Weren't you originally going to fly from New York
to Vegas for a few days off?
Why did you suddenly switch schedules with Jarry
and fly back with me?
Did something good happen?
Is my happiness that obvious?
Yes.
Your mouth looks like
the Joker from Batman.
I plan to take two weeks leave
and vacation in Vegas.
Don't impulsively get married in Vegas.
As a pilot,
our true home is the air.
No matter how high we fly, we'll still need to land,
like this right now.
Okay! Landing.
Where to, Sir?
Farglory Hotel.
This wedding ring campaign
will be the last runway show
of your modelling career.
Afterwards, you're taking on the leading role
in Love's Original Sin.
This is your first step into the movie business
and you're already cast as the female lead.
Do you feel a lot of pressure?
There will definitely be pressure.
But I will do my best
to properly express my character.
If it turns out good, then that is how it should be.
And if it's not good, then
all of you surely will say that I'm an empty vase.
Do you even know how to ask questions?
Who would want to know about those questions?
Watch me ask.
Ms. Ai Wei,
I hear this film's biggest selling point
is that the passionate love scenes
take up a third of the film.
You'll be doing
the frontal nudity scene yourself, right?
Don't say you're going to use a stunt double.
Actually, during international runway shows
to preserve the clothing's aesthetic,
we sometimes do not wear anything inside.
If there is a need,
I'll do my best to deal with it.
Really?
You said it.
Everyone heard, right?
Hey, Ms. Ai Wei,
you got this part because
the original Best Movie Actress, Zhao Ya Zhi,
suddenly got married.
She even got herself pregnant.
You became the substitute for the Best Movie Actress.
Can you do it?
Actually, I really appreciate Ya Zhi's
performances on film.
So the director is arranging
some performance training.
I will work my hardest.
You appreciate Ms. Ya Zhi?
Will you do the same thing as Ms. Ya Zhi then?
Give up your acting career for marriage?
I think
I want to find my own personal happiness
that this six-star diamond represents.
So, Prince Charming, hurry up and ask me to marry you.
How come he still isn't here?
Time is money.
I'll give you 3 more minutes.
Hello?
Xiu Ge, where are you?
Our beautiful, understanding Miss Shen
is kindly
giving us 3 minutes.
It should be enough, right?
Okay, 3 minutes.
Xiu Ge, we've been waiting for you for a long time.
Miss Shen, how are you?
I'm the designer in-charge-of your design this time. I'm Song Jie Xiu.
Mr. Song.
Hi, I'm Shen Hui Qin.
Nice to meet you.
No.
Sit down next to me.
It's better to chat when we're close.
Hello, Miss Shen. This is my card.
Song Jie Xiu.
What a handsome name.
Just like the real person.
Miss Shen's personality should be free-going and unrestrained,
with clear likes and dislikes, likes to make friends
and very opinionated.
And you are also a
woman who's scared to be alone.
How did you know I'm scared of being alone?
Where did you see it coming from?
What am I scared of?
Your attire determines your personality.
Your personality shall determine... the design of the house.
Looking at how dignified Ms. Shen is dressed, you must be one who
likes to have a lot of friends.
So I suggest you extend the configuration of your living room to
build a small bar in the kitchen to
enable you to enjoy time
with your friends and family
at anytime.
Right, right, right.
Speaking of this,
did you know
that you're my twelfth designer?
The past eleven designers
didn't have as good taste as you do.
So handsome!
Miss Shen,
if you still need to shop around,
due to our trade secrets,
I need to go.
No, no.
After searching around such a long time,
I was waiting for you.
I want you.
When can we sign the contract?
Do you really want to pass your house key to me?
Not just the house keys.
I am giving you the car and the car keys.
1 minute and 59 seconds,
Xiu Ge has broken the record again.
Sit, sit.
Let's sit down and talk.
I love hanging out with you.
500 packets of charcoal limited specials.
If you can't get hold of
more than 499 packets by today,
then don't come back to the company.
Excuse me, Miss Shen, Xiu Ge,
the company has urgent business. I have to leave first.
Did something come up so you have to go?
Okay, bye bye!
Bye bye.
Don't come back.
Bye.
I'm asking you.
Towards me, this client who likes to make friends,
are you willing to be my friend?
Miss Shen.
Even if I'm willing,
the husband that gave you this ring
wouldn't be willing.
This ring isn't important.
Look! My friend gave it to me.
I'll take it off.
Shit.
What are you doing?
Hot!
Sir!
Sorry, sorry!
I'll help you wipe this clean.
Where are you cleaning?
Call your manager out!
No! Don't do that!
I'm begging you, don't call the manager out!
I really need this job,
I'm begging you, I'm begging you!
Please, I beg you, don't call the manager out!
Okay, okay.
Room 612, I'll be waiting for you.
Don't worry about it. Forget it. I'll take care of it myself.
Mister, are you okay?
Sir, are you alright?
Tomorrow I will ask Tony to go to your place for pictures.
I'm going to leave first, sorry.
Wait! But we haven't finished talking.
You...
I am really very sorry.
It's all your fault!
Annoying person.
Pick up the ring and give it back to me.
Miss, your ring.
You haven't eaten?
What would you like to eat?
Eat what?
The things I want to eat (the guy) have all been eaten by you.
Miss, please go safely.
Who wants to "eat this tofu" (take advantage)?!
Already married yet still this "hungry?!"
Wen Wen, just a moment.
It's crooked.
Okay... Thank you, Sister Xiao Ru... No problem.
Miss, can you help me do a room service for room 612?
- My stomach feels a little bit uncomfortable. - Oh, okay! Quickly go! Thank you, Xiao Ru Jie.
I'm pregnant.
Abort the baby.
I've already said before,
there is no way I can be together with you.
You said you would take responsibility.
You said you'd give me a future.
You said you would propose to me.
Okay.
You succeeded.
I've decided. Whether it's tonight,
tomorrow or the day after, I'm not leaving!
You're acting shamelessly. You're not even following the script.
Look!
We are here right now. One more time.
Oh, is there a mistake?
The bed scene again.
Jie Xiu.
How old am I already?
If I continue like this,
the companies will think of me as an old lady.
If I don't take this chance to change my style,
what will I do?
I know...
but the romantic films now
don't depend on the female lead to break the scale
or even the female and male lead to create scandals
to fight for the news headlines.
But you work so hard.
For you, this news is
really not fair.
And...
Have you ever thought about my feelings?
You really love being angry.
Do you know?
Actually, I don't care how others look at me...
And I am very clear.
I won't make a fake relationship with the male lead into a real one.
Because you are the only one in my heart.
Alright.
Okay.
I will practice with you once more.
But this time,
we must start from the bed scene again.
Room Service.
Wait for a sec.
1, 2, 3, blockhead.
Wait for me to come back.
Looks like he's here to reveal an affair.
He'll rush in to snap pictures when they open the door.
No, no, no.
I can't let them make this a scandal.
It'll be bad for the hotel if it gets on the news.
It's you.
Paparazzi!
What are you doing?
Your wife sent someone to reveal your affair.
Destroy all the evidence quickly.
Flush it down the toilet.
Hey, hey...
Tang... Tang...
Where's the paparazzi?
There's one currently.
You.
He must have trailed me after the show.
If there's one, there'll be more.
What do we do? I have a photoshoot in an hour.
You guys...
How about this?
I'll beat him up and you escape in the process.
That won't work!
Even with no pictures, he'll write about you hitting him.
Then just give up? Open the door and surrender?
I, I...
What's up?
Can I offer a suggestion?
Talk.
Actually what this man said is right.
Surrendering may be the best option.
Come on, Tang Ai Wei.
This month's bonus is riding on this picture.
Don't run.
Hey, hey.
Da Ge (big brother),
I finally ditched work
to meet with my girlfriend. Are pictures necessary?
Good.
Did you think this Trojan Horse
will fool me?
I saw you enter the room with Tang Ai Wei.
Now, I'm just missing a picture to show you're guilty as charged.
Wait and see.
Lin Xiao Ru,
I really need to thank her the next time we meet.
Thank you for what you did just now.
If I didn't plan on keeping your secret,
I wouldn't have helped you avoid paparazzi.
Think of it as a thank you
for not reporting me to my manager.
That's all.
You're injured.
No problem.
What are you doing?
Go see a doctor.
Get a checkup.
Not necessary. It's just a small injury.
Tips then.
Tips are acceptable right?
This is too much for tips.
It's no problem, no problem. Okay.
Remember to see a doctor.
Thank you.
Such bad luck today.
Workers' restroom
Lin Xiao Ru, you're here.
I've looked all day for you.
What's wrong with your foot?
You sprained it.
You're pregnant!
Sit properly.
Do you want to squash the baby's face?
Aiyo, it's no problem.
Our little treasure is very well-built.
He's very strong because Mommy eats a lot.
What's up with you?
Nothing.
Just thinking that my Vegas luggage is not packed yet. I still have tons to do. Should I go home first?
Right. Vegas.
I have something for you.
Cai Meng Jun,
where did you get so many condoms?
At a clinic before.
Hey, they were cheap.
Only 25 NTD each.
Who knew I'd still "win a prize" anyway?
Hey, you're going to Vegas for two weeks,
this is my gift to you.
It's totally fine if you use them all.
So you think I can use them all in two weeks?
Oh please!
You've known Yi Xiang for four years.
He's flying back and forth all the time.
Your opportunities to be intimate are very limited.
Why not "make a good effort" these two weeks?
To catch up, okay?
Shift Leader,
there's a difficult customer outside.
I'm counting on you.
But I've already clocked out and changed.
It's no problem.
I'll take care of it.
Come, lead the way.
Meng Jun Jie,
only the Shift Leader can handle
that customer's level of difficulty.
Oh please. Our Shift Leader's heart
is in Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, right now.
No, no, no.
I'll take care of it, okay.
Who is so troublesome?
Really? Let's go look!
My condoms, my condoms!
It's been awhile for you, my condoms.
Sir, are you ready to order?
But I'm not sure if my girlfriend wants to eat
the pork chop or the salmon.
Why are you back-?!
Why did you come here?
Weren't we supposed to meet up in Vegas?
Why are you not happy to see me?
I worked so hard to trade shifts with a coworker
and then rushed to check in at my girlfriend's hotel.
I thought a surprise like this deserved a kiss.
The others can all see us...
Oh please, who doesn't know?
Sorry.
Are we in your way?
No, no.
Not at all.
Please enjoy.
You see?
Xiao Ru,
I've traveled half-way around the world
and spent 18 hours and 49 minutes
in the plane cabin
for only one reason.
It's to get a kiss from you.
Was it worth it?
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Tomorrow we will meet at the pub
and fly together to Vegas.
Okay.
What is this?
This is the Little White Chapel
at 1031 in Las Vegas.
It's the place I want to visit most this time.
My mom and dad got married here.
So I hope
that I can get married here
with my significant other in the future.
Is he implying
that he'll propose to me in Vegas?
There's a chance!
Have you eaten?
I'll have the kitchen make you something.
What's wrong?
-You sprained it? - Uh huh.
Sit.
Where?
Right foot or left foot?
Right.
How did you sprain it?
Did you slip?
How can you be so careless?
Is that better?
Yi Xiang...
- Get up now. - What?
Everyone can see us, it's really impolite.
Stand up!
I think...
you have to get used to this pose
because I'll do it again in Las Vegas.
I'm just missing a prop right now.
After I order this prop,
it will be troublesome to alter it,
so, that's why you can't lose weight anymore. Understand?
Come chase me!
Don't run, my sweetheart.
Come chase me! Faster!
I've finally got you, my sweetheart.
It's alright even if keep me for a lifetime.
But...
you have to put this on first.
Oh my dear heavens,
thank you for blessing me with such a romantic wedding.
I love you.
Tuomioja Space Design Firm
Jie Xiu Ge, your coffee is ready!
This isn't my coffee. You know what I drink is black coffee.
This is the new taste I invented! It's super good!
Try it and see!
Drink it!
It's durian flavor.
I think I better...
Aren't we a design company?
You won't kill my creativity right?
Of course I won't!
Yes!
Good. Then,
continue being creative.
I also invented Guilinggao (turtle shell) flavor.
Wow, how unique!
Good, good.
Tony.
You've worked hard.
Drink this cup of coffee.
Xiu Ge is giving me coffee!
See that?
That's the difference between you and me.
Coffee...
tastes very unique.
Yes, I gave it to you because it's unique.
What are you doing?
Oh we are...
I have to call a client. I'm going to work.
Traitor.
I am
looking at my muse.
I am looking for inspiration.
It's working hours.
This is my personal space.
Then I suggest you go home and don't come back.
That way you'll have even more personal space.
Xiu Ge, what's up with you?
The Ji Tai case was already submitted.
We're just waiting on the final product.
The Ji Tai final product design still needs revising.
You still want to revise it?
You've already revised it five times. You still want to revise?
In the past, you were really decisive and finished it all at once.
Xiu Ge,
you can't revise (xiu) repeatedly just because we call you Xiu Ge. Pun on the word "xiu" - Ancient term for divorce and his name.
How are you going to get married in the future? Pun on the word "xiu" - Ancient term for divorce and his name.
You'll even divorce (xiu) your wife. Pun on the word "xiu" - Ancient term for divorce and his name.
Or have you grown old
and lost your ability?
If you want me as a successor, you have to give six months' notice.
I have to make a psychological adjustment.
Okay, take your time adjusting.
The Ji Tai case is at the beach
so we have to consider sunlight and precipitation. It's a challenge.
Also, our client this time is from the top of the pyramid,
so I want our design to get overnight fame.
Then let me remind you, Xiu Ge,
work has already begun on our final product.
Repeatedly changing the design
will elicit complaints from the workers.
More to the point is that
your so-called little problems
are so small you need a magnifier to see them.
Xiu Ge, I beg you to have mercy on me.
Your design is already 100%.
If we can make it 120%, why stop at 100?
I still suggest
that you eat your favorite pudding and watch TV with me. Let's relax a bit.
Baby, I've arrived home.
Today was a close call.
I still have script reading tomorrow.
I'm going to sleep.
You get some rest too.
Don't fall asleep on your desk again.
Or else a house will stick to your face again.
Xiu Ge, you are really inconsiderate.
You already won't introduce us to your Avril,
now you won't even give me a glance.
I'll wait and see if you're still so mysterious
when you guys get married.
You, don't worry!
I'll let the whole world know when I get married.
You'll definitely know who she is then.
She's my goddess, Tang Ai Wei.
Who told you?
Ai Wei is super hot, Xiu Ge.
I am really envious of you.
Why are you envious?
You had very intimate interaction with her.
Everytime I think about my goddess
sitting in the house you designed,
I really regret
just being a intern then. I couldn't go with you to meet her.
You want a meeting with your goddess?
Work another five years.
Miss Ai Wei,
I heard that this film's biggest draw
is that the passionate love scenes
take up a third of the film time.
You'll be doing
the full frontal nude scene yourself right?
Don't say you'll use a stunt double.
What!
Stupid paparazzi, that's sexual harrassment.
I want to hit him.
Would you do the same thing as Miss Ya Zhi
and give up your career for marriage?
I hope to find my own personal happiness
that this six-star diamond represents.
So Mr. Right, propose to me quick.
What?
It'd suck to be Ai Wei's boyfriend.
What are you grouchy about now?
Don't you wish you were her boyfriend?
Xiu Ge,
I'll only say it once,
it's one thing to like her
but another thing to be her boyfriend.
Clair!
You should serve coffee as soon as I sit down.
Oh, okay.
I don't want that Guilinggao (turtle shell) flavor.
Goddesses are for worshipping.
You can observe from afar, but no touching.
Don't you want to touch her?
I'm not a saint. Of course I want to touch her.
Think about the problem.
Your dad, grandpa, friends, coworkers
are all looking at pictures of your girlfriend naked
and being touched.
Wouldn't it be awkward?
Everyone
is collecting sexy, revealing pictures of your girlfriend.
You wouldn't mind?
Worst of all,
they're all sitting in front of their computers
with horny expressions on their faces.
Wouldn't you want to beat all those punks up?
Very much so.
Right? That's why Tang Ai Wei is still marriable before she poses nude.
After she poses nude...
What?
Then "Thanks, let's keep in touch."
Hey, is my coffee done yet?
Tony Ge, your coffee is done. It's peach-flavoured.
Sweet!
Candy, your coffee...
The last postcard
will be from where we take ours vows of a lifetime.
Vegas! I'm coming, I'm coming!
Should I take these?
Xiao Ru, I...
Don't say it.
Just do it.
Yi Xiang, where are you?
Buying condoms.
Condoms?
Too over the top. No, I can't.
I'll bring them all.
But what if Yi Xiang mistakes me for
one of those open, easy women?
Let use ALL of these condoms tonight.
No!
Don't abuse me.
Lin Xiao Ru! How can you be so-
Yi Xiang,
sorry, I shouldn't let my mind wander.
Okay, okay!
I'll defer everything to you.
Just do it.
Are you willing to be my own personal goddess?
I'm willing!
Why is my hand so dry?
Fix it right now.
My handcream.
Thank you.
Very pretty, right?
Your girlfriend will definitely say yes to your proposal.
Can you wrap it up for me? Thank you.
Hello?
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Hi!
Didn't we agree to meet at home? It's so dangerous here.
Didn't you come especially to see me?
You know that special events should happen in special places
and sometimes the most dangerous place is also the safest.
What do you think? Do you like it?
No place is guaranteed safe.
I'm leaving in ten minutes just in case.
So...
you just came to say hello?
Jie Xiu, I was scared yesterday.
If we get caught, my new film would be affected.
I think we should be more careful.
I will go to your place less too.
Ai Wei.
I don't want to go on like this.
Everytime we eat, we look for paparazzi before we even look at the menu.
Everytime we watch a movie, there's always a stranger sitting between us.
Everytime we argue, I can't talk to my friends about it.
And there's still many, many things that make it hard to keep going.
I don't understand what you mean.
Haven't we endured these last two years?
I'm also trying very hard to maintain our relationship.
Let's wait until I'm done filming the movie.
After your movie, what about the next time?
You always have different excuses.
Why can't you just gather your courage and face it together with me?
Perhaps making our relationship public won't be as scary as you think.
You said you hoped that your Mr. Right would propose to you.
Are you saying...
Ai Wei,
are you willing to marry me?
I am not any billionaire, but I will definitely love you and take care of you for a lifetime.
Are you willing to retire from acting and be my personal leading lady?
I'm willing.
Hello?
Ai Wei, it's Director Zhou.
Good news! The new Best Actor, Xiang Ting Wei, has agreed to the part.
And he says he's excited to work with you.
Really?
He's willing to work with a newbie like me?
Hey, I even think it's really weird.
He insists on you for the part. Can you come over this afternoon?
Take a look at Scene 7. It's an important scene. Let's do a run through to check chemistry.
Alright?
Just wait a second.
No problem. I'll see you later, Director.
Okay, bye.
Bye-bye.
Good thing you rehearsed with me.
We're going through the proposal scene later.
Do you think I looked moved earlier?
Yes.
So much that I almost thought it was real.
You were convincing too. I almost believed that you were actually proposing.
The only unconvincing part was the missing ring.
Wait a minute.
Ai Wei, actually I...
I have to go. Bye-bye.
Ai Wei, I...
Ai Wei!
You saw the ring. Why...
I can't see it and I don't want to see it!
Before when we got together, didn't we discuss this already?
Now you want me to change.
Or is it you who has changed?
I'll count to three.
If you turn around,
we'll stay together.
If you don't turn back around,
We...
then we're over.
One...
Two...
Three.
Ai Wei!
Woah, huge gossip!
Plane ticket, passport.
I have them all.
Move, move.
My cell phone!
Never mind.
All is well.
Time to wait for the bus.
Pour me another cup of vodka.
Did you want to order something, Sir?
I need a favor.
One orange juice.
The timing is just right. I'm not late.
Aren't you from yesterday?
How can you come back here? Tang...
What about Tang Ai Wei?
Who is Tang Ai Wei? I don't know any Tang Ai Wei!
Right, right, right.
You don't know Tang Ai Wei. I don't know Tang Ai Wei. Nobody knows Tang Ai Wei.
Why isn't Yi Xiang here yet? Is he late?
Are you Miss Lin Xiao Ru?
Mr. Ren Yi Xiang asked me to give you this letter.
Thank you.
It's a surprise.
Xiao Ru,
I really don't know how to explain this in person.
And I believe you won't want to hear all the ridiculous details.
So I can only tell you the conclusion that I can't take you to Vegas.
And there is also no way I can get married with you.
Let's split up temporarily.
Sorry, I'm not doing this on purpose.
How long has he been gone?
About five minutes.
Yi Xiang!
Hey!
Xiao Ru!
Xiao Ru, are you okay? Are you hurt?
Exactly what happened?
Why can't you marry me? And why are you breaking up with me?
Okay, get up first.
I don't want to. Tell me!
I am really sorry.
But right now, there's someone who needs me more than you do.
What you mean is,
you have another woman.
Aren't you trying to make a flight? We're going to be late.
Driver, open the truck. Quickly.
Xiao Ru, what are you doing?
I'll pay you all the same. Quickly, open the trunk.
Xiao Ru, what are you doing?
I have a ticket to Vegas too. It'd be a waste if I didn't go.
Moreover, I don't believe that you have another woman.
Maybe you're like the main character in a drama. You've got some incurable disease so you want to get rid of me.
I'm telling you now, I'll be by your side no matter what.
Let me do it.
I knew you didn't really mean to break up with me.
No way...
My plane ticket!
Ren Yi Xiang!
I'm begging you.
Don't leave me alone.
You being here looking all pitiful, what's the use? He's already gone.
Don't worry about me.
Wherever he went, I'll still bring him back.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
This dress is the only one that wasn't thrown in the water.
Before, I was planning
to go to the Las Vegas White Church with him
and wear this during the witness ceremony.
Don't think about Las Vegas or that man anymore.
Your airplane ticket is all soaked.
I don't believe my boyfriend can break up with me like this.
His excuse is definitely fake.
Clear your head okay?
The break-up excuse is fake.
The break-up is real.
You and your girlfriend had a fight?
Correct.
I'm just like you, she rejected marriage.
So we're actually in the same boat.
At this time you can still drink orange juice?
You should drink wine together with me and then curse those two heartless ex-girlfriend and ex-boyfriend of ours.
Who has to do with that ex-girlfriend of yours?
Your Tang Ai Wei is "X."
My Yi Xiang is ING.
I believe...
We still have the chance to go back.
I'm not as unlucky as you, okay?
Apparently the one drinking alcohol
is more sober than the one drinking orange juice.
Give me a glass of vodka.
My treat.
If it's on him, then please give us ten glasses.
After I drink these ten glasses, I can then have a good sleep and then order another ticket early tomorrow morning.
Whether it's Vegas or Turkey,
I will be like a cholesterol
clinging onto him, not letting go.
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Come!
Break-up?
I gave you 4 years and you just use a paper to say that you want to break up.
Bastard!
Don't you know that women's time is very precious?
You think only you women's time is precious?
Men's time is not worth money?
And I used to think,
I could get the woman in my heart.
The result?
She's indeed just like a goddess.
You know she's just like that kind of
Weaving Goddess who you can only meet up three times a year.
And I'm that cowboy who has to go to her whenever I'm being called. Why?!
I got it!
They are all selfish people.
All day long, they want us to coordinate with their time,
like the vacation this time.
My annual leave and special leave
have all gone to waste.
Does he think vacation time is like making cleavage?
Just push it up and you'll have some?
I can see that you're pushing very hard.
You drank too much!
No.
The main point is not about making cleavage,
the main point is,
I've already sacrifice so much.
How dare he not want to marry me?
Right!
Even if you don't care about my sacrifices,
at least marry me
for the sake of the diamond ring.
Diamond ring?
You want to see it?
It's "my own personal happiness."
It's just my size!
You don't worry, don't worry.
If Tang Ai Wei were to see this diamond ring, she will definitely return back to your side.
Here.
Returning this to you.
Do you like it?
I'll give it to you.
I'm returning it to you!
Take it.
It's just a ring. I, Song Jie Xiu, can still give it away.
What kind of person takes a wedding ring to give to someone?
I'm begging you to accept it, okay?
If a even defective product like you won't accept it,
I'll go outside and commit suicide.
Who are you calling a defective product?
Da Jie (big sister),
I'm begging you to accept it, okay?
Who are you calling big sister? I'm giving back to you!
Take it!
Don't want it!
Take it!
I don't want it!
Why not?
Why don't you want to get married with me?
I...
I'm the Chief Designer in Taiwan.
Song Jie Xiu. I've designed the houses of a million people.
Now I just want a home, that's all.
Why can't I?
It seems like you're really pitiful.
but I am also very pitiful, okay?
I work at a hotel
but my boyfriend also treats me like a hotel.
He comes whenever he wants.
And leaves whenever he wants.
I originally thought
he's really "landing" for my sake this time.
In the end,
I only just want to find a person to depend on.
Is that really so difficult?
I really...
I really want to get married!
You want to get married?
Okay.
I have decided.
Decided what?
Even though today is the first time we meet,
but we have fate.
We better don't waste any more time.
We will not waste your clothes
and we will not waste my ring.
Therefore,
will you marry me?
I will!
Let's go!
Go where?
Get married!
What about my luggage?
Song Jie Xiu, congratulations!
Jie Xiu Ge, I heard you got married.
Congratulations!
Jie Xiu Ge, why did you get married so suddenly?
But I still want to congratulate you.
Xiu Ge, happy marriage!
Get child as soon as possible.
Xiu Ge, wish you love for all seasons.
All of us in L.A. support you!
What the heck?
Tony.
It should be Tony.
No way, so fast!
You're really married?
Congratulations!
Congratulations, got married so fast.
You got married and didn't even inform us.
Alright,
still congratulations.
I really got married with her.
No way, do not...
Tony. Boss.
How did I get this serious injuries?
Miss Lin, you're awake.
Yesterday, you got injured.
When you were admitted to the hospital,
you had hurt your ankle.
Even though it isn't a big deal already,
you need to rest more.
The doctor requests that you stay for one more night for further observation.
Miss Nurse,
how did I get this kind of serious injury?
How did I get here?
What happened?
You forgot?
Yesterday, when you were admitted to the emergency room,
you smelled like alcohol all over.
Doctor,
it is painful.
What happened?
Hey, who are you?
I'm the doctor, I want to save her.
What are you doing?
Doctor, save her.
I, I... This...
Oh my God, this heavy alcohol smell on you,
you guys had a drunk-driving accident, right?
Honey, it hurts!
She is in pain, save her.
Okay.
Take the ice away!
The ice can't be taken away.
Go and sit over there for a bit, okay?
I'm going to go! Okay, where's the ice?
Where's the ice?
I don't want a shot!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
Who's hitting my wife?
I'll hit whoever hits her!
Don't hit me!
Help me!
No way!
Your husband is really fierce.
He even hit our hospital emergency doctor.
You better persuade your husband.
If he wants to train his body, go to the ring.
This is a hospital.
My husband?
That's right.
I...
Will you marry me?
Heavens...
I hope I am not dreaming.
Miss Nurse,
please hit my head.
Hit you?
Sorry!
It is real.
No matter how great my injury is,
as long as I have this diamond ring,
I've earned back the value of my sacrifice.
Miss Nurse,
I think I can get discharged now.
It is still inconvenient for you to move around now.
Better allow me to call
your husband to come over.
No, I do not want to bother him.
Oh! You plan to suddenly appear before him
and give him a suprise, right?
That's right.
Surprise!
But, two days later you'll need to return here for a check-up.
Of course!
Patient 8, please come to the third counter. Thank you.
No matter how money-minded I am,
I also shouldn't take this really expensive thing.
But it's a diamond ring!
I think taking people's things is too much!
So sparkling!
It's really very sparkling!
Should I return this to him?
I haven't even wore enough of it
Registration fee, NT$200.
Co-payment, NT$150.
Hospitalization fee, NT$3000. In total, NT$3350.
Okay.
Excuse me, Miss?
Do you accept credit card here?
Miss Lin, this is a hospital not a supermarket.
Miss Lin,
this is a hospital not a supermarket.
Nonsense! Of course I knew!
Transaction cancelled. Please take your card.
How can this be?
Insufficient funds?
My bank account clearly has six hundred thousand dollars.
Hello, younger sister.
You've reached Vegas, right?
In America, it should be...
night time!
Then did the thing that I've given you come in use?
I didn't go to Vegas.
I'll explain it to you in another day.
Can you bring NT$4000 and pick me up from the hospital?
The hospital?
What are you doing in the hospital?
Didn't you follow Yi Xiang to the US?
It looks like Yi Xiang has another woman.
What?!
Lin Xiao Ru,
pregnant women are very vulnerable.
Please do not scare me day in day out.
If something bad really happens to me, it's one strike two lives gone! Then you'll know!
Whatever, just come pick me up quickly, please.
Okay.
Time for school. Stop hogging the bed.
Mom.
Like this. How do you expect me to go to school?
Precious number two,
couldn't you say something after seeing that?
How do you expect your elder brother to be on time for school?
Right?
Little brother, I'm sorry.
(Secret boyfriend's token of love kiss) (Tang Ai Wei's secret garden)<.i>
Hello, welcome to the "Entertainment Hot Pot!" I'm the shop owner of the "Hot Pot," Xiao Xun.
Firstly, the news is about Tang Ai Wei's
"Burning Explosive News."
It's about the Chief Designer Song Jie Xiu and her.
It says they had already dated secretly for about two years.
Their underground relationship has finally been exposed!
And we've also heard that Tang Ai Wei's perfumed boudoir was also made by Song Xiu Jie.
Have a look.
This small white ball,
be good and go into the hole.
Bad news!
Big Uncle, bad news!
Only when the customer's not paying then it's bad news. You...
I'm not fooling around!
Boss, take a look!
The office is surrounded by tons of reporters right now!
News of Jie Xiu, this kid getting married made it to the news the next day, huh?
It's too much, right?
Those reporters outside are all here to wait for Xiu Ge.
I really want to call him not to come but his mobile keeps getting disconnected.
You say reporters are here waiting for Jie Xiu?
They're all at the entrance!
This... this...
This is great!
- Huh? - "Huh" what?
Hurry, hurry!
Go ask the reporters to come in!
This is fate by the Heavens, miracle by the Heavens.
Just tell them,
the CEO of Aoya Space Designers will talk to them.
Let us welcome
the CEO of Aoya Space Designers Ltd!
Mr. Li Da Fu!
Thank you, thank you.
Welcome all of you reporters, ladies and gentlemen,
to our Aoya Space Designers office.
Come speak freely!
I'll answer everything you ask.
Boss Li,
can you tell us?
Does Miss Tang Ai Wei come to the office often to date with Mr. Song Jie Xiu?
Good question.
Good!
Aoya Space Designers Ltd!
Aoya Space Designers Ltd
is located at 3 Ji Long Street, is near the night market and is the best place for couples to date!
Speak freely, I'll answer whatever you ask.
Mr Li, do you know how long they've been dating?
That's also a good question.
Good!
Aoya Space Designers Ltd!
Aoya Space Designers Ltd,
we place the most emphasis on the construction's
the construction's... what?
Efficiency...
Right. We emphasis most on the construction's efficiency.
The usual restoration of an old house including wiring, piping, and woodwork will not exceed 3 months
We're as fast as you require us to be!
Come... Speak freely, I'll answer whatever you ask!
Mr. Li,
it's really hard to interview you like this.
Running in circles...
Can you tell us directly if the wedding date of Miss Tang Ai Wei and Mr. Song Jie Xiu has been decided?
Right, right, this question is especially good. Here...
Good!
Aoya Space... No, no, no...
That... Okay, I'll say it directly... That...
Song Jie Xiu,
will he divorce
and get married again to Tang Ai Wei, that I'm not sure...
Divorce?!
But what I'm certain of is,
Song Jie Xiu already got married yesterday.
Married?!
Everyone's very surprised, I see? So I've let the cat out of the bag, huh?
So I've let the cat out of the bag, huh?
Speak freely, I'll answer whatever you ask.
I think you should just continue with your leave from the company.
Since you've sprained your ankle, you can't do anything anyway.
It's alright.
I'll cover for you.
With my size, it's alright to cover for you for two days.
Xiao Jun Jun.
What?
I love you!
Lin Xiao Ru.
Can you not say this? When you say this, I'm really...
The key.
Can you not be so mushy?
I'll really feel uncomfortable.
Okay? Wait a moment
My...
My keys are not in this bag.
Where did you put them?
Miss Lin!
Why are you back again?
Didn't you already move out with your husband yesterday afternoon?
And I've already returned the deposit to you too.
Your husband didn't come, right?
Husband?
Yi Xiang has a new woman. You have a new husband?! When did you secretly get married?!
Don't be afraid...
Lin Xiao Ru, are you trying to make me give birth prematurely?
Do you feel I'll get married?
Landlord,
you say I've terminated rent yesterday?
Do you know where I've moved to?
How would I know?
Yesterday your husband and you
were no different from robbers.
Move faster!
We're rushing to go on our honeymoon.
Right, hubby?
Return the key to you...
The deposit and the water bill...
Miss Lin...
I was looking at you people moving, you guys scratched my floor!
You don't know I spent NT$200K on my floors! So let's take the deposit as compensation.
NT$200K?!
From what I see, that floor is only $1000/sqf at most.
How did you know?
Let me tell you,
you'd better give the deposit back to my wife,
otherwise I'll sue you swindling to death!
Sue you to death!
No, no...
I really put a lot of effort into the floors, you know?
Look.
This is how my injury came about.
It's true, it's true!
Of course it's true!
Also,
I went immediately to 7-11 to withdraw money for you.
I have evidence.
Here.
I'll show you my withdrawal receipt.
Look! It's here!
He really withdrew NT$30K.
But I don't have NT$30K in my wallet and my bank account is even more empty.
Landlord,
you didn't pay me back yesterday
because I was drunk.
I definitely paid you back.
If I didn't, I'd be in the hospital right now.
And this is evidence.
Tell your husband not to come bother me anymore.
Oh right,
you're not a renter. You're not allowed inside.
Lin Xiao Ru,
you're in real big trouble.
You better explain what happened exactly.
I don't know whats happen, okay.
I was already in the hospital when I woke up.
My leg was injured.
My money was gone.
My house lease was broken.
And my luggage is missing.
Even more absurd,
the nurse said my husband beat the doctor.
Yes.
But the only good news is,
my hand has gained this ring.
Ring?
Lin Xiao Ru,
you might have got married for real.
ID card.
ID card. Quick your ID card.
Spouse...
Song Jie Xiu
Song Jie...
Who is Song Jie Xiu?
I don't think I know him.
It might be
a stranger I just met.
Lin Xiao Ru,
you played it too big this time.
Second baby.
Don't be afraid, baby.
Auntie Xiao Ru gave you a surprise.
Don't be afraid.
You want to scare me to death?
Don't be afraid.
I won't be afraid. Baby, don't be afraid.
I'm someone's wife now.
I really played it too big this time.
Reporter friends,
you're sure got a sense of humour.
You've all reported it incorrectly.
How could we have gotten it wrong?
It's already printed in the magazine.
There are even pictures.
It's like this.
All of a sudden, Jie Xiu called me yesterday.
He wanted me and his assistant, Tony,
T-O-N-Y Tony,
to rush to City Hall to witness Avril and his wedding.
Yes.
It's taking so long.
What are you looking at?
Have you never seen such a sweet newlywed couple?
Hey!
This is mine, right?
You wore it backwards.
It's meant to be worn like this, okay?
So I'm seeing it wrong?
How is it? What situation is this?
Who are you?
Xiu Ge, that...
My boss and Tony,
my little assistant...
Wait. Tony.
I'm Da Fu.
Oh right, right, I'm Tony.
Hi, I'm Tony.
Hello.
Hi.
So you're Jie Xiu's secret girlfriend, Avril?
First time meeting and I'm witnessing your marriage, it's too...
too surprising.
Too surprising! Really too surprising!
Xiu Ge, you guys are too conservative, too secretive.
Xiu Ge's desktop, wallpaper, and cellphone, all don't have pictures of you.
It made us think your appearance might be
very "regrettable."
Sorry. Sorry.
We have to keep family scandals secret.
We don't air our dirty laundry in public, right?
Right... Ugly... (This is the same word in the Chinese idiom) This is pun on "chou" meaning ugly and scandal in this case.
Right... (ugliness at home shouldn't be shown in public) This is pun on "chou" meaning ugly and scandal in this case.
No,
I'm not your sister-in-law yet.
Not yet.
Hold on.
Coming!
Stink...
How may I help you two?
We want to get married!
Get married?
But in the state that you two are in...
Do you want to come and do it tomorrow?
Excuse me, I'm his boss. My name is Li Da Fu.
Matters like this should be held as soon as possible.
I still have to take care of many big and small things in my office, okay?
Isn't the Registry the place with the highest efficiency?
Come, help match them together, alright?
It's not that I don't want to help.
But look at the state that they're in. They're so drunk.
Who knows if it's just a sudden impulse?
Right. It could be that too...
Marriage DOES need some impulse in it.
Right. I swear to you. My boss has always been serious and responsible and he's never regretted what he's done
Right. What's wrong with you?
This is not my main point.
I'm just saying
marriage is not a joke.
Hello.
Hello, aloha!
Would anyone use such an expensive ring to joke around with?
Husband.
Why doesn't he believe us?
It looks as if we can only perform our wedding night here for all to see.
Come on, baby!
I'm ready!
So urgent! This isn't too good.
If you really want to do this then... Right!
- Tony, snap quickly! - I've been snapping (photos) all along.
Okay!
I'll process it for you.
Alright.
Congratulations!
That's great!
- Great! - I want one too.
The passionate performance yesterday afternoon
really opened my eyes
Wonders of the World!
No, no...
Yesterday afternoon, Tang Ai Wei had test shoots with Rickie.
All of us went and got photos of it.
So all of you reporters friends were too busy.
Mistakes appear when you're busy.
Song Jie Xiu's wife is Avril, that's right.
But she's not the top model, Tang Ai Wei.
So where's Song Jie Xiu now then?
We're all men. You can figure that out just with your knees.
After the wedding night, then of course, it's keeping warm.
Producing for the country!
Work hard! Go on!
Come, speak freely! I'll answer whatever you ask.
Come!
Remember to help me keep it a secret. I'll sort it out as soon as possible.
Okay.
Be careful.
Mmhmm, bye bye.
Make sure you settle the matter properly.
Song Jie Xiu,
I'm coming to find you.
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So, she's a glutton...
I thought she didn't have any elegance.
Even knows how to "appreciate" flowers.
All her things are here.
Only the person is not here.
How am I going to find her?
Go to her workplace to find her.
Another one here...
This woman is too untidy.
- You sex maniac! - You thief!
What did you do to me yesterday?
Other than marriage,
you also conned me for sex and money?
You are the one who conned me.
That ring is mine.
Give it back!
This here
is our gift to you
to show our support of your marriage.
No need.
We're here to get a divorce.
Don't get a divorce.
What?
Mr. Song and I are just friends.
This marriage started from a mistake.
We can end it in an useful way at least.
Listen to me,
three months later I'll divorce you immediately and I'll give you $NT100K.
Otherwise...
Otherwise, I would make you my wife forever.
My luggage and passport
is being held hostage at Song Jie Xiu's house
and he is not returning them to me.
I really think we have talent for being criminals.
We can publish a book on it already.
The book title shall be
"Success Upon First Entry."
"Success Upon First Entry"
You want to publish a book?
I'll write it for you both at the police station!
You have two choices.
One: accept my condition,
two: leave my house immediately.
As long as there are unrequited feelings, in my heart,
it is not time to give up yet.
Isn't that what you told me?
Book me a ticket to Vegas for tonight.
I do not wish for this mistake to continue.
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Have to steal from others so that you can love each other.
Aohhh~~~
Cut! Very good.
Very good. Got scared.
I actually used a lot of strength.
Don't worry. Okay.
If love can be so illogical,
no wonder happiness is always inconceivable.
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Okay, cut!
He said so himself that he cried.
He wants to win me.
But real love is always hidden in unthinkable corners.
I really can't believe my eyes.
Do I have acting skills?
How's your acting skills?
Why don't I have any resistance at all?
Plus, I'm limping on Jie Xiu's body.
*Limping* Just when I grab you, throw a small punch at sonic speed.
I think that this character, Jie Xiu, is very fun.
Yes, because the story this time has comical parts in it.
Yes, just like what I usually imagine.
So maybe in the past, I've never had the chance to portray this kind of character.
That's right. And this time, I've been given the opportunity, so I think it's great!
Too funny!
Okay!
You can jump up.
Shit! Where are you cleaning? Call your manager!
Give that to me! Don't call for my manager!
Hold on, let me ask you... Do I clean this side?
Forget it, I'll just clean this side.
Just clean here, then I'll look up and...
Actually, this is the scene where Xiao Ru and I first meet.
This is a very enjoyable and funny scene.
My whole body is now covered in coffee.
Sorry... You, you, where are you looking?
Ask your manager to come out!
Don't call for my manager!
Okay, forget it. I'll handle it myself.
Besides the pre-set personality of the character,
I think that when each of the actors are interpreting their own character,
they will add some of their own life experiences.
That's right, or even
their own imaginations. It may be towards their characters or themselves.
Where are you hitting?
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It's really hot. (You're) pulling my leg.
It's hard to shake. Pull here.
It's true that it may lead people to have X-rated imaginations.
So when we're acting, it's painful
because we have to pretend nothing's happened. But from the view through the lens, people will find it extremely funny.
Sir, sorry I'm so sorry.