整个世界就是一个备忘录的集合 The entire world is a collection of memoranda
她确实存在，而我已经失去了她 that she did exist, and that I have lost her.
无论我们的灵魂是什么做成的， Whatever our souls are made of,
她的和我的一样 hers and mine are the same.
以一种相当自命不凡的方式开始我们的故事… A rather pretentious way to open our story...
但我一直有戏剧天分 but I've always had a flair for the dramatic.
你看，这是我们的故事…… You see, this is our story...
负责和我的 Tessa's and mine.
这个故事你们以前听过， It's a story you've heard before,
从希腊传下来，通过莎士比亚， passed down from the Greeks, through Shakespeare,
勃朗特，简·奥斯汀 the Brontes, Jane Austen.
这是一个年轻女孩探索自己独立的故事， It's the story of a young girl exploring her independence,
摆脱了父母的压迫… free from the bonds of her oppressive parent...
并向一个她显然不爱的男孩承诺 and promised to a boy she clearly does not love.
她遇到了一个帅气的年轻人 She meets a dashingly handsome young man
让她神魂颠倒… who sweeps her off her feet...
尽管他代表了她所厌恶的一切 even though he represents everything she detests.
她爱上了他， She falls for him,
把自己献给他， gives herself to him,
最终被他出卖了 and is ultimately betrayed by him
和左击得粉碎 and left shattered.
只有自己被自己的欺骗所毁灭 Only it is he who is destroyed by his deceit.
当感觉好像失去了一切， When it feels as though all is lost,
两人终于团聚，从此幸福地生活在一起 the two reunite and live happily ever after.
就像我说的，一个你们以前听过的故事 Like I've said, a story you've heard before.
唯一的区别是…… Only difference is...
这不是那个故事 this isn't that story.
嘿 我可以问你一个问题吗？ Hey. Can I ask you a question?
-滚开 -我在找人 - Piss off. - I'm looking for someone.
尿了！ Piss off!
哇！这里看起来不像圣诞节 Whoo! Sure don't seem like Christmas out here,
我们经历了这么多的高温 all this heat we've been havin'.
你知道，我讨厌炎热 Ya know, I hate the heat.
炎热会让人做一些疯狂的事情 Heat make people do some crazy things.
呼！ ！ Hoo!
谢谢……谢谢你！ Thank... Thank you!
对不起 Sorry.
打扰一下！先生，能帮我扶一下电梯吗？ Excuse me! Sir, can you hold that elevator, please!
Asswipe ！ Asswipe!
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你叫我混蛋吗？ Did you call me an asswipe?
原谅我吗？ Excuse me?
你刚才叫我混蛋 You just called me an asswipe.
嗯，没有 我没有 Um, no. I didn't.
是的，我想这只是我的想象 Yeah, I guess I just imagined it.
想也是这样 Guess so.
你知道，我一直在帮你扶住电梯 Ya know, I was trying to hold the elevator for you.
相信你 Sure you were.
看，我很抱歉 这是我第一天上班 Look, I'm sorry. It's my first day.
我只是想给你留下个印象 I'm just trying to make an impression.
你当然成功了 Well, you certainly succeeded at that.
Asswipe Asswipe.
不，不，不…… No, no, no, no...
-你在这里工作？ -惊喜 - You work here? - Surprise.
泰！ Tessa!
欢迎来到万斯出版社 Welcome to Vance Publishing.
嗨 金伯利，对吧？ Hi. Kimberly, right?
优秀的记忆 给我留下了深刻的印象 Excellent memory. I'm impressed.
是的，她给人留下了深刻的印象 Yes, she makes quite the impression.
你们认识吗？ You two know each other?
嗯…我们是老朋友了 Uh... we're old friends.
女士们，我失陪一下？ Now, if you ladies will excuse me?
-你要出发了吗？ -是的 - Are you excited to get going? - Yeah.
让我们把你介绍给老板 Let's introduce you to the boss.
闭嘴，听我说！ Shut the fuck up and listen to me!
这可能不是介绍的最佳时间 This might not be the best time for introductions.
我带你去看看你的办公室吧 Why don't I show you your office?
特雷弗！ Trevor!
在上面 On it.
很抱歉弄得这么乱 I apologize for the mess.
我们最近缺少实习生 We've been short on interns lately,
我们有点积压了 and we're a bit backlogged.
我觉得这很疯狂 That seems crazy to me.
我认识的人都想在这里实习 People I know would kill for an internship here.
我知道，只是那个万斯 I know, it's just that Vance
有这个小问题吗 has this small problem with
一天之后就把他们解雇了 firing them after a day.
但这不会发生在你身上 But that's not going to happen to you.
我有一种很好的感觉 I have a good feeling about this.
但就像我在采访中说的， But like I said during the interview,
你的工作是每周阅读五篇手稿， your job is to read five manuscripts a week,
如果你喜欢，可以转发给我 and if you like them, just forward them on to me.
-好的 -厨房就在走廊尽头 - Okay. - The kitchen is right down the hall.
请随便点午餐 Feel free to place any order for lunch.
-有问题吗？ -哦，不 我很好 - Any questions? - Uh, no. I'm good.
你得到这个 You got this.
嗯 Mmm.
万斯先生！ Mr. Vance!
嗯…我很抱歉 Um... Um, I'm so sorry.
我一定是睡着了 I must have dozed off.
-现在几点了？ -25 - What time is it? - 9:25.
25？ 9:25?
-我被解雇了吗？ -坐下来 - Am I fired? - Sit down.
你是说你读了三本书 You mean to tell me you read three books
昨晚都做了报道 and did coverage on all of them last night,
你认为田中Niko的《光的狂欢》是一本好书吗？ and you think Carnival of Light by Niko Tanaka is a great read?
是的，它是 这是，呃， Yeah, it is. It's, uh,
她的声音很有创意 she has a really original voice,
很像早期的玛格丽特·阿特伍德 it's a lot like an early Margaret Atwood,
可食用的女人， The Edible Woman,
-浮出水面……我现在就下来 - Surfacing... - I'm coming down now.
抓住你的东西 跟我来 Grab your things. Come with me.
哦，狗屎 Oh, shit.
早上，万斯先生 Morning, Mr. Vance.
-早上好先生 -万斯先生我只是… - Morning, sir. - Mr. Vance, I was just...
我想知道我们是否有时间回到… I was wondering if we had time to go back to...
进去 Get in.
因为我得把手机充电器插到… Because I have to get my phone charger in at...
哦，我们要关门了！ Oh, we're closing the door!
小提示工作 Little work tip.
-嗯？ -如果你不每天穿同样的衣服会很有帮助 - Hmm? - It helps if you don't wear the same clothes every day.
洗澡 That, and showering.
我们要去哪里？ Um, where are we going?
有一个数字出版会议， There's a digital publishing conference,
我需要为我的扩张争取一些资金 and I need to secure some funding for my expansion.
滚蛋！ Fuck off!
"我们关门了"这句话不要… What part of "We're closed" don't...
-嗨 ，你忙吗？ - Hi. - You busy?
有点像在做什么 Kind of in the middle of something.
所以，你知道，为什么你不明天再来呢？ So, you know, why don't you come back tomorrow?
或者现在就来 Or just come in right now.
我很好 I'm good.
来吧，这会减轻痛苦的 Come on, it'll ease the pain.
我喜欢这种痛苦 I like the pain.
随你便，你这该死的受虐狂 Well, suit yourself, you fuckin' masochist.
欢迎回到蒙哥马利，万斯先生 Welcome back the Montgomery, Mr. Vance.
我为你准备好了房间 I have your rooms ready for you.
我们让人把打印机送到了Trevor Matthews先生的房间 We had a printer delivered to Mr. Trevor Matthews' room.
不幸的是，杨女士的房间还没有准备好， Unfortunately, Ms. Young's room wasn't ready,
因此，在管理层的称赞下，我们把她提升到了一间套房 so we had her upgraded to a suite with compliments of the management.
江先生办理登机手续了吗？ Has Mr. Jiang checked in yet?
我相信他在酒吧里 I do believe he's at the bar.
他当然是 Of course he is.
我买打印机，你买套房 So I get a printer and you get a suite.
你很享受这个，不是吗？ You're enjoying this, aren't you?
肯定 Definitely.
亲爱的，你介意带特莎去购物吗？ Hon', do you mind taking Tessa shopping?
她今晚需要一些东西 She needs something for tonight.
我相信你 I trust you.
我们去找点乐子吧 Let's go have some fun.
你肯定我能进去吗？ Are you sure that I can get in?
因为我从来没去过夜总会 Because I've never been to a nightclub before.
但是他们不检查吗？ But don't they check...?
你会和我们在一起的 不会有问题的 You'll be with us. It won't be a problem.
在我们出去之前 Look, before we go outside,
我只是想告诉你一件事 I just wanted to tell you something.
好吧 Okay.
万斯和我… Vance and I are...
多同事 more than co-workers.
哦 Oh.
多年来这都是工作上的事 It was strictly a work thing for years,
尤其是在他妻子死后 especially after his wife died,
然后我开始帮助他的儿子史密斯， then I started helping out with his son Smith,
而且，爱真的会给你带来惊喜 and, well, love can really take you by surprise.
是的，它可以 Yes, it can.
-这是他吗？ -嗯 - That's him? - Mm-hmm.
-哦 -他是最可爱的孩子 - Aw. - He's the sweetest kid.
哦 Ohh.
迫不及待地想让他们看到你今晚穿着这条裙子 Can't wait for them to see you in this dress tonight.
哦，开枪 Oh, shoot.
我们忘了给你买内衣了 We forgot to buy you underwear.
但是我的衣服在洗衣店 But my clothes are at the laundry.
如果我现在走，我可以跑回商场… If I leave now, I can run back to the mall...
哦，不，不，不 不 它很好 Oh, no, no, no. No. It's fine.
-你确定吗？ -是的 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
好吧，我想我们要做突击队员了 Okay, I guess we're goin' commando, then.
真不敢相信我在万斯只待了一天 I can't believe I've been at Vance for only a day.
哈丁说我们有你会很幸运 Well, Hardin said we'd be lucky to have you.
-你和哈丁谈过了 -不，是万斯 - You spoke to Hardin. - No, Vance did.
他没告诉你吗？ He didn't tell you?
他一定是忘了 Must have slipped his mind.
是的，只要我们两点到达会场…… Yes, well, as long as we're at the conference by two...
哇 Wow.
你收拾得很干净 You clean up nicely.
特雷弗，你真会吸引女人 Gee, Trevor, you sure know how to charm the ladies.
特莎，你看起来美极了 Tessa, you look stunning.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
在移动 On the move.
你写过什么书？ So what books have you written?
哦，这个还有那个 Oh, this and that.
感觉就像我坐在孩子们的桌子旁 Feel like I'm sitting at the kids' table.
谢谢 Thanks.
不，我不是这个意思 对不起 No, that's not what I meant. Sorry.
我讨厌夜总会 I hate nightclubs.
可能是因为我不擅长跳舞吧 Probably because I suck at dancing.
我喜欢俄亥俄州的足球，但我讨厌夜总会 I love Ohio football, but I hate nightclubs.
我们为什么在这里？ Why are we here?
他 Him.
江先生 Mr. Jiang.
他的家族拥有价值8亿美元的对冲基金 His family owns a hedge fund worth 800 million
它还在考虑投资万斯的扩张 and it's considering investing in Vance's expansion.
要我给你拿杯喝的吗？ You want me to get you a drink?
我还是用水吧 I'm gonna stick with water.
这些天我所有的预算都足够了 All my budget really allows these days.
我以为你是带薪实习生 I thought you were a paid intern.
你会惊讶于Uber的收费总和 You'd be surprised how much Uber charges can add up.
我是说，我要是不赔不赚就好了 I mean, I'd be lucky to break even.
-我去 -是什么？ - I'll go. - What it is?
在海滩上做爱 Sex on the Beach.
海滩 Quite a beach.
抓住一根稻草 各就各位，预备，出发 Grab a straw. On your mark, get set, go.
你的英语真的很好 It's really good.
蒋先生，你看过我的电话号码了吗？ Mr. Jiang, have you had a chance to look at my numbers yet?
在利率上升的预测下… With the forecast of rising interest rates...
一次 只是… Again. Just...
是的 Yeah.
我们今晚会搞砸的！ We're gonna get fucked up tonight!
好吧，好吧，看看那只猫拖进来了什么 Well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
这是一个愚蠢的表达 That's a stupid fucking expression.
为什么一只猫要拖着我到处走？ Why would a cat drag me anywhere?
欢迎回来，兄弟 Welcome back, bro.
你想我们吗？ Did you miss us?
等待 我不明白 Wait. I don't get it.
你当然不知道 Of course you don't.
这是伟大的！ This is great!
我想跳舞！ I feel like dancing!
猜猜谁 Guess who.
好吧，我给你个提示 Okay, I'll give you a hint.
她超性感，也很有趣 She's super fuckin' hot, a lot of fun,
而且喜欢做爱 and loves to fuck.
-特蕾莎修女 -没有 电子战 - Mother Teresa. - No. Ew.
哈！ Ta-da!
我知道，我看起来美极了 我已经八周没吃碳水化合物了 I know, I look amazing. I've had, like, no carbs in eight weeks,
-但我感觉好极了 -哇 - but I'm feeling fucking fantastic. - Wow.
是的，这是由于缺乏碳水化合物，而不是所有的打击 Yeah, its from the lack of carbs and not all the blow.
你没有一些地毯可以嚼吗？ Don't you have some carpets to munch on?
你就没有鸡巴可以吸吗？ Don't you have some dick to suck?
我该怎么做才能让你原谅我？ What do I have to do to make you forgive me?
-我知道我一直都很糟糕 -比坏还坏 - I know I've been really bad. - Worse than bad.
是的，但你喜欢我坏的时候 Yeah, but you like it when I'm bad.
你知道你想我 You know you miss me.
现在滚开 Now get the fuck off me.
哇！ Whoa!
搞什么，哈丁？！ What the fuck, Hardin?!
哈丁，你以前不介意操我，对吧？ Hardin, you didn't mind fucking me before, though, right?
哦，让我猜猜 Oh, let me guess.
你还在为那个自大的贱人伤心 You're still moping over that stuck-up bitch.
别他妈的提她，好吗？！ Don't fuckin' talk about her, okay?!
看看你 你看起来像只走失的小狗 Look at you. You look like a lost little puppy
就为了一个玛丽变身的荡妇 over some Virgin Mary-turned-skank
她根本不想要你！ who doesn't even want you!
呵呵，上帝 Ohhh, God.
你他妈的在看什么，新生？ What the fuck you looking at, freshman?
你想让我抢走你的男朋友？所以他妈的转过来 You want me to steal your boyfriend? So turn the fuck around.
我很热 I look hot.
泰？ Tessa?
这就跟你问声好！我只是，嗯， Hi! I just, uh,
我只是想告诉你 I just wanted to inform you
我看起来很性感， that I look hot,
而你却错过了 and you're missing it.
特莎，你在哪里？ Tessa, where are you?
哇！在你不在的地方 Whoo! Somewhere that you're not.
苔丝，我知道你的位置了，我能找到你 Tess, I have your location, I can find you.
你喝了多少？ How much have you had to drink?
我不知道，大概五岁吧？ I don't know, like five?
五个什么？ Five what?
海滩上的性爱 Uh, Sex on the Beaches.
还是沙滩上的性别？ Or is it Sexes on the Beaches?
那应该很有趣！ That coulda been fun!
你浪费了 You are wasted.
哦，嘿，哈丁？我是指挥官 Oh, hey, Hardin? I'm the commander.
我整晚都是指挥官 I've been the commander all night.
命令…… Command...
这叫什么？ What's it called?
我没穿内衣！ I'm not wearing any underwear!
-啊！哈哈哈！ -苔丝，你和谁在一起？ - Aaah! Ha ha ha! - Tess, who are you with?
你为什么不给我打电话？ Why haven't you called me?
我给你发了一百次短信了！ I've texted you a hundred times!
你还没有回答！ You haven't replied!
我得走了 I actually have to go,
但很高兴和你谈话哈丁·斯科特先生 but it was nice talking to you, Mr. Hardin Scott,
所以再见 so goodbye.
不付…Te…… Don't fu... Te...
泰 Tessa.
特雷弗！ Trevor!
我喝醉了，浑身不舒服，还看到地上有条卫生棉条 I'm drunk, uncomfortable, and I saw a tampon on the ground.
-我离开 -不，我也是 - I'm leaving. - Yeah, no, me too.
我们可以叫客房服务吗？ Can we order room service?
我…我要炸薯条 I... I want French fries
和…冰淇淋 and... ice cream.
陶氏！ Dow!
凌晨三点来个香草圣代再好不过了 Nothin' like a vanilla sundae at three in the morning.
是的，当时听起来好多了 Yeah, it sounded better in the moment.
-所以……泰 -嗯 - So... Tessa. - Hmm.
-泰年轻 -嗯 - Tessa Young. - Mm-hmm.
你到底为什么在出版业工作？ Why the hell are you in publishing?
嗯，我喜欢阅读…… Well, I love to read...
这是有意义的 That makes sense.
你最喜欢的书是什么？ What's your favorite book?
这是阿尔弗雷德·马歇尔的《经济学原理》 It's The Principles of Economics by Alfred Marshall.
-不，不是 -是啊 - No, it's not. - Yeah, it is.
不，我的意思是……我是说，小说 No, I mean... I mean, like, fiction.
喜欢……就像一本真正的书 Like... Like a real book.
我不写小说 I don't do fiction.
我是说，你看到我怎么穿了吗？ I mean, have you seen how I dress?
-你异教徒！ -外邦人？ - You heathen! - Heathen?
你邦！ You heathen!
小说是对现实的逃避， Fiction's an escape from reality,
这是一种你可以活一百次的方式， it's a way that, like, you can live a hundred lives,
甚至是一千个 or even a thousand.
我不需要过一千种生活 I don't need to live a thousand lives.
好吧？我宁愿看着油漆干 Okay? And I would rather watch paint dry.
我，呃，那不是… I, um, that wasn't...
不，我……这是不应该发生的 No, I... that wasn't supposed to happen.
听着，我告诉你，我知道我在做什么 Look, I'm telling you, I know what I'm doing.
我们只需要在它变脏之前把它浸泡一下 We just have to soak it before it stains.
能把你的裤子给我吗？ Can I have your pants?
-负责… -把裤子给我！ - Tessa... - Gimme your pants!
否则就会弄脏 Otherwise it's gonna stain.
泰！ Tessa!
-特莎，开门 -是哈丁·斯科特吗？ - Tessa, open the door. - Is that Hardin Scott?
打开这扇门！ Open the door!
嗨 Hi.
你是想把我赶出去吗？ Are you trying to get me kicked out of this place?
是啊，进来吧，为什么不呢？ Yeah, come on in, why don't you?
嘿… Hey...
哈丁，没见你 丫是如何？ Hey, Hardin, didn't see ya. How ya been?
-该死的特雷弗？ ！ -我想该走了 - Fucking Trevor?! - Time to go, I think.
-我只是想… -不，你不是 - I'm just gonna... - No, you're not.
-我只是想和他谈谈！ -不！不… - I just wanna talk to him! - No! No...
-负责…泰…… -停止！ - Tessa... Tessa... - Stop!
-哈丁，我觉得这是… -滚蛋 - Hardin, I think this is a mis... - Fuck off.
你真是个混蛋 你怎么会在这里？ You're such a dick. Why are you even here?
我是迪克？ I'm a dick?
我不是那个利用醉酒女孩的人 I'm not the one taking advantage of drunk girls.
你……你知道不是每个人 You... You do know that not every guy
想钻进我的裤子里，对吧？ is trying to get in my pants, right?
-你会大吃一惊的 -你不能告诉我 - You'd be surprised. - You can't tell me
我能和谁做爱，也不能和谁做爱，因为这不关你的事！ who I can and can't have sex with, because it's none of your business anymore!
-你要和他上床吗？ -天啊！ - Were you going to have sex with him? - Oh, my God!
-什么？ -你疯了！ - What? - You're insane!
你在回避这个问题 You're avoiding the question.
如果是呢？ What if I was?
什么？ What?
你没听错 You heard me.
如果是呢？ What if I was?
什么，你不喜欢吗？ What, you don't like that?
你不喜欢特雷弗的手… You don't like the idea of Trevor's hands...
全身？ all over my body?
触摸我？ Touching me?
我已经错过了 I've missed this.
-特莎，你醉了 -嗯 所以呢？ - Tessa, you're drunk. - Mm-hmm. So?
苔丝…… Tess...
嗯！ Hmm!
你不想要这个？ You don't want this?
我当然想要这个，但我… Of course I want this, but I...
哈丁……你有两个选择 Hardin... you have two options here.
要么你操我， Either you fuck me,
或者你离开 or you leave.
你决定 You decide.
哦 Ohh.
-你有避孕套吗？ -你确定吗？ - Do you have a condom? - Are you sure?
-为什么不 -你明天会恨我的 - Why not. - You'll hate me tomorrow.
是啊，我已经讨厌你了 Yeah, well, I hate you already.
告诉我我是你的唯一 Tell me I'm the only one.
你是唯一一个 You're the only one.
嗯 Mmm.
-你好！ -早上好！ - Hi! - Morning!
-金伯利！ -你呢？ - Kimberly! - You up?
是的…是的，我已经睡了一段时间了 Yeah... no, yeah, I've been up for a while.
-五分钟后见 -5分钟？ - See you down in five. - Five minutes?
-问题？ -不，没问题 - Problem? - Nope, not a problem.
-大堂见 -好的，我马上下来 - Meet you in the lobby. - Okay, I'll be right down.
-别迟到 -好的 再见 - Don't be late. - Okay. Bye.
狗屎！ Shit!
我的衣服在哪里？！ Where are my clothes?!
哦！ Ohh!
泰！ Tessa!
回来睡觉吧 Come back to bed.
泰！ Tessa!
什么？ ！你想要什么？！ What?! What do you want?!
另一个负责 那个人好吗？ The other Tessa. The one who's nice?
是啊，她上班迟到了 Yeah, well, she's late for work.
-我的… -你为什么这么… - Where are my... - Why are you so...
嘿！隐私！ Hey! Privacy!
隐私 经过我们昨晚的努力 Privacy. After what we did last night,
你想要的隐私？ you want privacy?
不要提醒我 Don't remind me.
你给我打电话了 Hey, you called me.
我没叫你来这里 I didn't tell you to come here.
好吧，我有感觉了 Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling
你对昨晚发生的事一点都不冷静 you're not entirely cool with what happened last night.
不，我不同意 No, I'm not cool with it.
你想谈谈吗？ Well, do you want to talk about it?
不 你伤害了我，我无法原谅你 Nope. You hurt me and I can't forgive you.
-就是这样 -所以昨晚毫无意义 - That's it. - So last night meant nothing.
我喝醉了 I was drunk.
我给你打电话，你来了… I called you, you came here...
我犯了一个错误 I made a mistake.
但你显然想我了 But you obviously missed me.
我不知道自己在做什么 I didn't know what I was doing.
-从吻那个家伙到… -什么？ - From kissing that guy, to... - What?
-什么？ -从接吻吗？ - What? - From kissing?
-你说什么？ -我什么都没说 - What did you say? - I didn't say anything.
-你说"亲那个家伙 " -没有 - You said "kissing that guy." - No.
-- - - - -什么？ ！T… -我得走了 - What?! T... - I need to go.
泰等 泰！ Tessa, wait. Tessa!
泰！ Tessa!
把衣服穿上！ Put your clothes on!
-你吻了谁？ -没有人！ - Who did you kiss? - No one!
-是特雷弗吗？ -不！ - Was it Trevor? - No!
我的特莎永远不会 My Tessa would never
在俱乐部亲吻一个他妈的陌生人 kiss a fuckin' stranger at a club.
再也没有"你的特莎"了！ There is no "your Tessa" anymore!
是啊，你亲那家伙的时候，我在跟莫莉上床 Yeah, well, when you were kissing that guy, I was fucking Molly.
去你妈的！ Fuck you!
他妈的！ Fuck!
-哦！ -对不起 - Oh! - Sorry.
嗨 Hi.
-嗨 -给我们拿铁咖啡 - Hi. - Got us some lattes.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
哦 谢谢你！ Oh. Thank you.
因此，有趣的夜晚 So, interesting night.
特雷弗，我……昨晚的事很抱歉 Trevor, I'm... so sorry about last night.
不，不要 如果我出现在我女朋友的酒店房间 No, don't be. If I showed up to my girlfriend's hotel room
我看到了一个半裸的帅小伙 and I saw a half-naked, incredibly handsome man there,
我会有同样的反应 I'd react the same way.
他还在鬼混吗？ Is he still lurking around?
我应该躲在车里吗？ Should I be hiding in the van?
他才是应该躲起来的人 He's the one that should be hiding,
我们没有在一起 and we are not together.
你们俩是怎么认识的？ How do you two know each other?
-哈丁去年在万斯工作 -他吗？ - Hardin worked at Vance last year. - He did?
是的 实际上和你的位置一样 Yeah. Same position as you, actually.
这是个悲伤的故事 Kind of a sad story.
我们是最好的朋友，而且… We were best of friends, and...
然后我们成了恋人， then we became lovers,
然后我发现枕头上有一根红头发 and then I found a red hair on my pillow.
搞笑 Hilarious.
你知道吗，我并没有认为你是坏男孩类型 Ya know, I didn't peg you as the bad boy type.
我们下次再讲 We'll save that for another time.
我的英雄 哦 My hero. Ohh.
还有人想死吗？ Anyone else feel like death?
我不知道你们俩昨晚对尼尔说了什么做了什么 I don't know what you two said or did to Neil last night,
但他刚刚为我们的扩张开了一张巨额支票 but he just wrote a humongous check to finance our expansion.
好工作 Good job.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我需要一些建议 I need some advice.
建议吗？ Advice?
你需要我的建议吗？ You want advice from me?
是的 Yeah.
我是绝望 I'm that desperate.
哦，侮辱 太好了 Oh, insults. Great.
我还以为你是冒名顶替的呢 I thought you were an imposter for a second.
-听着，兄弟，我知道我 -不，继父 - Look, bro, I know I- - No, step-bro.
我不是你的兄弟 你说得很清楚 I'm not your brother. You made that very clear.
如果我是特莎，我就不会再和你说话了，哈丁 And if I was Tessa, I'd never speak to you again, Hardin.
-这是不可饶恕的 -你以为我不知道吗？ - It's unforgiveable. - You think I don't know that?!
我知道我搞砸了！我知道！ I know I fucked up! I know!
她不回我电话或短信 She won't return my calls or texts.
我发现她吻了一个男人 I found out she kissed some guy.
和…我告诉她我上了莫莉 And... And I told her I fucked Molly.
-你和莫莉上床了？ -不，我说是的 - You slept with Molly? - No, I said I did.
这正是问题的关键 我没有 That's the point. I didn't.
我这么说是为了报复她 I said it to get back at her,
我意识到那是多么愚蠢 and I-I realized how stupid that was.
-是的 -妈的！ - Yeah. - Oh, fuck this!
所以你会像逃避一切一样逃跑 对吧？ So you're just gonna run away like you do from everything. Right?
-你去哪？ -伦敦 - Where you goin'? - London.
我打算带她一起去 I was going to take her with me.
明年见 I'll see you next year.
哈丁，你真的爱她吗？ Hardin, do you really love her?
没有废话 No bullshit.
是的 Yes.
我当然爱她 Of course I fucking love her.
我从来没有对任何人有过这种感觉！ I've never felt this way about anyone before!
真希望我没把整件事搞砸 Just wish I didn't fuck the whole thing up.
的焦点 Focus.
敲打敲打 Knock knock.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你可能要出城去度假 You're probably goin' out of town for break,
所以只想说节日快乐，生日快乐 so just wanna say happy holidays, and a happy birthday.
-今天是你的生日，对吧？ -明天 - It's your birthday, right? - Tomorrow.
我给你做了些东西 I made you something.
是什么……这是什么？ What's... What's this?
这是一份成本分析细目表 It is a cost analysis breakdown
你每周在Uber上的花费 of your weekly Uber expenditure
而不是拥有一辆二手车 versus owning a used car.
好吧…… Okay...
我知道 结果是你浪费了很多钱 I know. It's just, turns out you're wasting a lot of money.
我做了一点调查，发现了一辆2013年的丰田花冠， I did a little research, and I found a 2013 Toyota Corolla,
在城里，条件很好 in town, in excellent condition.
我去经销商那里谈条件， I went down to the dealership, negotiated terms,
你不用付首付，一个月只付150美元 and you'd put no money down, you only pay 150 bucks a month.
万斯也同意把你的汽车保险放到公司保单上 Vance also agreed to put your auto insurance on company policy,
这是免费的 so that's free.
当然，如果你想这样做的话 This is, of course, if you want to do it.
我只是喜欢计算数字…… I just like crunching numbers...
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
-我想你… -天啊！Mwah ！ - I take it you... - Oh, my God! Mwah!
谢谢你！ Thank you.
再见，泰 Bye, Tessa.
你觉得呢？ So, what do you think?
嗯，你知道， Well, you know,
这是，呃… it's, uh...
很负责 it's very Tessa.
我将把这当作一种恭维 I will take that as a compliment.
我就在上面 I'm right up there.
达科塔怎么样？ How's Dakota?
我在看你的生日运势 Um, I'm actually looking at your birthday horoscope.
首先，你和… So first off, you share a birthday with...
-约瑟夫·斯大林 -太棒了 - Joseph Stalin. - Great.
-你是一个骄傲的，理想主义的人… -就像斯大林 - You are a proud, idealistic person... - Like Stalin.
你很情绪化 You are more emotional than is obvious.
你可以巩固一段浪漫的关系 You may solidify a romantic relationship
或者和成熟的伴侣在一起 or become involved with a mature partner.
成熟 听起来不太像…… Mature. That doesn't really sound...
不，它不是 No, it doesn't.
他去了伦敦 He left for London.
你有他的消息吗？ Have you heard from him?
我没有，因为我屏蔽了他 I haven't, because I blocked him.
会工作 That'll work.
再见 Bye.
这是谁的地方？ Whose place is this?
“你可以吸引我开火， "You can draw me to fire,
“你可以把我拉到水边 "you can draw me to water.
“你可以把我拉上绞架， "You can draw me to the gallows,
你可以引诱我去死 ” you can draw me to any death."
好了，我们到了 我可以帮你洗个澡 Well, here we are. I could run you a bath
如果你想舒服点的话 if you'd like to get more comfortable.
我很乐意 I would love that.
我记得我们曾经一起洗澡 I remember when you and I used to take baths together.
哦，我的天哪！泰？ Oh, my goodness! Tessa?
-负责 - - - - - -哈丁的母亲 - Tessa. - Hardin's mother.
哈丁说你要出城了 Hardin said you were gonna be out of town,
我没想到会遇见你！ I didn't think I was gonna meet you!
-是的 我的上帝， - Yeah. - My God,
我真不敢相信你这么漂亮 I cannot believe how pretty you are.
哈丁说你是世界上最漂亮的女孩 I mean, Hardin said you were the most beautiful girl in the world,
但说实话，我以为你会浑身都是纹身 but honestly, I thought you were gonna be covered in tattoos,
绿色的头发，还有你蚕豆上的穿孔 green hair, and a piercing on your bean.
-什么豆？ -妈妈 - What bean? - Mum.
别那么夸张，哈丁 Don't be so melodramatic, Hardin.
你和我将成为最好的朋友 You and I are gonna be the best of friends.
你介意我上厕所吗？ Do you mind if I use the loo?
是的，当然 只是，嗯… Yeah, of course. It's just, um...
哦，看看你！ Oh, look at you!
-你为什么在这里？ -我来拿我剩下的东西 - Why are you here? - I came to get the rest of my stuff.
-你应该在伦敦 -我知道 - You were supposed to be in London. - I know.
我不想一个人去，所以她来了 I didn't want to go without you, so she came here.
你为什么不告诉她我们分手了？ Why didn't you tell her that we broke up?
当我第一次告诉她时，她非常激动， She was so excited when I told her first,
-我不能毁了她 -哈丁！ - I couldn't ruin it for her. - Hardin!
她是我的妈妈！我不能告诉她 She's my mum! I couldn't tell her
关于那个愚蠢的赌注，好吗？我很抱歉 about the stupid bet, okay? I'm sorry.
我不指望你假装我们还在一起 I don't expect you to pretend we're still together.
-这很好 -很好什么？ - It's fine. - What's fine?
我说没关系 我一起玩 I said it's fine. I'll play along.
谢谢你，泰 非常感谢 Thank you, Tessa. Thank you so much.
谢谢你的Kindle Thanks for the Kindle.
他妈的！生日快乐！ Fuck! Happy birthday!
今天是你的生日吗？ -是啊 - Is it your birthday? - Yeah, it is.
我们为什么不庆祝一下呢？ Why are we not celebrating?
因为我……我正要出城 'Cause I... I was just about to head out of town.
-不！ -是啊，我要去见我妈 - No! - Yeah, I'm gonna see my mom.
我可以自私地请你再住一晚吗？ Can I be selfish and ask you to stay another night?
嗯，我妈妈有点经验丰富… Well, my mom's sort of expec...
我们不知道什么时候能再见面 We don't know when we're gonna see each other again.
是的 我，呃，我…我想我明天可以走了 Yeah. I, uh, I... I guess I can leave tomorrow.
聪明，聪明，才华横溢 Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
我要给你做一个自制的生日蛋糕，让你大吃一惊 I am gonna whip you up a homemade birthday cake that is gonna blow your mind.
酷 Cool.
我知道我有偏见，因为我是他妈妈 I know I'm biased 'cause I'm his mum,
但那不是你见过的最可爱的小混蛋吗？ but isn't that just the cutest little bum you've ever seen?
天啊，妈妈，拜托 Oh, my God, Mum, please.
-嘘 -这屁股挺可爱的 - Hush. - It's a pretty cute bum,
哈丁 Hardin.
正确的 嗯，嗯， Right. Well, uh,
你们玩得很开心 you guys are obviously having lots of fun,
所以我要澄清一下， so I'm just gonna clear up,
然后……把自己点着 and then... set myself on fire.
哈丁告诉我你也是英语专业的 So Hardin tells me you're an English major as well.
嗯哼 我正在从经济学转向经济学 Mm-hmm. I'm in the process of switching from econ.
我刚刚得到了万斯出版社的实习机会 I actually just got an internship at Vance Publishing.
万斯，就像……基督教万斯？ Vance, as in... Christian Vance?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
哈丁和我在万斯家待了几年 Hardin and I stayed with Vance for a few years
我和肯分手的时候 when Ken and I broke up.
-真的吗？ -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
哈丁从来没提过 Hardin never mentioned that.
没有提到什么？ Never mentioned what?
没有什么，亲爱的 只是女孩说话 Nothing, darling. Just girl talk.
我去拿条毯子睡在地板上 I'm just gonna grab a blanket and sleep on the floor.
你不觉得我们可以共用一张床而不… You don't think we could share the bed and not...
-你知道的 -对吗？ - You know. - Do you?
嗯，我想 Well, I'd like to think
我们不完全是尼安德特人 that we're not total Neanderthals.
好吧 Okay.
G夜间 G'night.
晚安，各位 Good night.
嗯… Um...
我一早就走 I'm gonna leave early in the morning
……出城去 to... to head out of town.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢你今晚留下来 Thank you for staying tonight.
谢谢你邀请我 Thanks for having me.
对不起 Sorry.
不 不，这是……没关系 No. No, it's... That's okay.
这感觉不错 That feels nice.
-不是吗？ -嗯 - Does it? - Mm-hmm.
你生日过得愉快吗？ -是啊 - Did you have a nice birthday? - Yeah, I did.
再次感谢你的…礼物， And thank you again for the... gift,
你想得真周到 it was really thoughtful.
我拿东西的时候发现的 I found it when I was getting my stuff.
我很高兴你喜欢它 I'm glad you like it.
我爱它 I love it.
我有一辆车 I got a car.
-你有车？ -嗯 - You got a car? - Mm-hmm.
你买的是什么车？ What car did you get?
一个白色的 A white one.
好吧，生日快乐 Well, happy birthday.
的夜晚 Night.
晚安，各位 Good night.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
晚安，各位 Good night.
-哈丁 -嗯？ - Hardin. - Huh?
这不是工作 This isn't working.
为什么？怎么了？ Why? What's wrong?
的感觉 Feel.
哦 Oh.
你吗？ You?
哦 Oh.
哈丁，我们应该停下来 Hardin, we should stop.
好吧 Okay.
三秒钟，我们就停下来 Three seconds and we'll stop.
-嗯 -嗯 - Mm. - Mm-hmm.
-3… -3… - Three... - Three...
-两个… -两个… - two... - two...
-一个 -一个 - one. - one.
-好的，再十秒钟 -好的 - Okay, ten more seconds. - Okay.
-然后我们就停下来 -好的 - And then we'll stop. - Okay.
-是吗？ -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你会为我们昨晚绑架你而向你妈妈道歉吗？ Will you apologize to your mum for us kidnapping you last night?
我会的 I will.
我无法告诉你这样看哈德对我有多重要 I can't tell you how much it means to me to see Hardin this way.
什么方式呢？ What way?
快乐 Happy.
什么？ What?
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
好轮子！ Nice wheels!
-在！挪亚，你好！ - Vroom vroom! - Noah, hi!
-你好！ -见到你真高兴！ - Hi! - It's good to see you!
我也很高兴见到你 Good to see you too.
嗯 Mmm.
好吧…… Okay...
你妈妈告诉我你今天要回家，所以我想过来迎接你 Your mom told me that you were comin' home today, so I figured I'd come greet you.
她用的是快速拨号吗 Did she have you on speed dial
我第二次越过郡界线？ the second I crossed the county line?
我是说，你能怪她吗？ I mean, can you blame her?
她一看到好东西就知道 She knows a good thing when she sees it.
-正确的 -正确的 - Right. - Right.
大四怎么样了？ Um, how's senior year?
你知道我，心碎，取名字 You know me, breakin' hearts and takin' names.
-这就是你 -是吗？是的 - That's you. - Yeah? Yeah.
你妈妈告诉我实习的事了 Your mom told me about the internship.
-太棒了 -谢谢 是的 - That's really awesome. - Thanks. Yeah.
你爸爸的事都没问题了 And everything's cool with the whole thing with your dad.
-我爸爸怎么了？ -什么？ - What whole thing with my dad? - What?
N -Nothing 什么都没有 N-Nothing. Nothing.
-什么都没有？ -我不知道 - What do you mean, nothing? - I-I don't know.
-我以为她会… -她想什么？ - I thought that she would have... - Thought she what?
嗯… Uh...
你在开玩笑吧？ Are you kidding?
-她为什么打电话给你？ -对不起，苔丝 - Why is she calling you? - I'm sorry, Tess.
对不起，我被工作困住了 Sorry, I got stuck at work.
-她到了吗？ -妈妈？ - Is she there yet? - Mom?
-卡萝，她知道！ -知道什么？ ！ - Carol, she knows! - Knows what?!
哦！负责与你的 Oh! Tessa's with you.
希望我没有打扰到你们 I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
爸爸怎么了？！ What is going on with Dad?!
好吧，那太粗鲁了 Okay, that was rude.
我只是问你爸爸的事 I'm just asking you about Dad.
很好 Fine.
你父亲想见你 Your father wanted to see you,
但我把他赶走了 but I chased him off.
你为什么对这件事这么激动？ Why are you getting so worked up about this?
我才不生气呢！ I'm not getting worked up!
我只是不明白你为什么要保守这个秘密 I just don't understand why you'd keep that a secret.
你从来没有瞒过我吗？ And you never kept any secrets from me?
因为我能想到一个大的，诺亚也能 Because I can think of a big one, and so can Noah.
我以为我们已经解决了这个小问题 I thought we got past this little hiccup
一旦你心碎了 once you got your heart broken.
但我能从你的声音听出来 But I can tell by the sound of your voice
事实并非如此 that this not the case.
这孩子不适合你，特蕾莎 This boy is not good for you, Teresa.
-他就像你的父亲 -我挂了 - He is just like your father. - I'm hanging up.
-不！你他妈的别挂我电话！ -这是个错误 - No! Don't you fucking hang up on me! - This was a mistake.
特蕾莎？特蕾莎？ Theresa? Theresa?
我搞砸了 I blew it.
我搞砸了，卡罗尔 我不知道发生了什么 I blew it, Carol. I don't know what happened.
妈妈？ Mummy?
不！ No!
妈妈？ Mummy?
哈丁，快回楼上！ Hardin, get back upstairs now!
嘿 嘿，我就在这里 Hey. Hey, I'm right here.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
嘿，没关系 没关系 Hey, it's okay. It's okay.
那只是一场噩梦 It was just a nightmare.
早.... Morning.
在那里……嗯，有茶 我…帮助你自己 There... um, there's tea. I... Help yourself.
谢谢 Thanks.
他是好的吗？ Is he okay?
-嗯？ -噩梦 - Hmm? - The nightmares.
我昨晚听到他的声音了 I heard him last night.
他现在在睡觉 Um, he's sleeping now.
已经持续多久了？ How long have they been going on?
从他八岁开始 Uh, ever since he was eight.
嗯，他，呃，嗯… Um, he, uh, well...
他告诉我… He told me...
关于那天晚上和他所看到的 about that night and what he saw.
的攻击 The assault.
哇 他以前从没告诉过任何人 Whoa. He's never told anyone that before.
对于发生在你身上的事，我很抱歉 I'm so sorry for what happened to you.
我只是希望他能把整件事忘掉 I just hoped he'd forget the whole thing.
但是噩梦开始了 But the nightmares kicked in.
对不起 Sorry.
我带他去看了一个又一个治疗师 And I took him to therapist after therapist,
但似乎没有什么帮助 but nothing seemed to help.
然后他开始用酒精自我治疗 And then he started self-medicating with alcohol.
但是，嗯… But, um...
…他告诉我噩梦已经消失了 ...he told me that the nightmares went away
当他开始见到你的时候 when he started seeing you.
我不知道 I didn't know that.
我可以问… May I ask...
你妈妈为什么那么恨他？ why does your mum hate him so much?
哈丁是你儿子… Um, Hardin's your son...
是的，我爱他 Yes, and I love him,
但他并不是没有挑战 but he is not without his challenges.
你可以告诉我 你们俩之间发生了什么？ You can tell me. What happened between you two?
他骗了我 He lied to me.
-大谎言？ -弥天大谎 - A big lie? - A massive lie.
他是对不起吗？ Is he sorry?
他是 He is.
你们俩在说什么呢？ What are you two gabbing on about?
一定要刷牙 Make sure you brush your teeth.
他以前在刷牙的时候总是对我大费周章 He used to give me such a hard time about brushing his teeth.
妈妈，看在上帝的份上， Mum, for the love of God,
我当然要刷牙了 of course I'm gonna brush my teeth.
太好了 早上好！ Great. Morning!
早....谢谢你！ Morning. Thank you.
我爱你的妈妈 I love your mom.
她都是对的 She's all right.
迟来的快乐 Happy belated.
但你已经给我买了礼物 But you already got me a gift.
没错，但你得四处窥探 True, but you had to snoop around
不带我去开门，这样就否定了我 and open it without me, thus denying me
看着你对礼物做出反应的快乐 the pleasure of watching you react to said gift.
因此…… Therefore...
“泰是完美的一天 ” "Tessa's perfect day."
我的完美一天是什么？ What's my perfect day?
好吧，那由你来决定 Well, that's for you to decide.
无论你想要什么， Whatever your wish or desire,
我会同意的，没有任何恶意的评论或发脾气 I will agree to without any snide remarks or tantrums.
你的时间从三，二，一开始 Your time starts in three, two, one.
这不是很好吗？ Isn't this nice?
我一直想去滑冰 I always wanted to go ice skating.
是的，它是……太好了 我爱…… Yeah, it's... great. I'm loving...
Unhh ！中…… Unhh! Unh...
-你没事吧？ -是的 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
只是有点生锈 Just a tad rusty.
你上次溜冰是什么时候？ When was the last time you skated?
我以前从未滑过雪 I've never skated before.
要不要我帮你弄辆步行车？ Do you want me to get you a walker?
你做的很好 You're doing great.
他妈的不！ Fuck no!
你是…哦，没关系 这是……没关系 Are you... Oh, it's okay. It's... it's okay.
喔！ Whoo.
-你没事吧？ -是的 - Are you okay? - Yup.
你想停下来吗？ Do you want to stop?
不 我们来这里是为了…… No. We're here to have...
Unhh ！啊！ Unhh! Aaah!
哈丁吗？我有个更好的主意 Hardin? I have a better idea.
伸展成孩子的姿势， Stretch out into Child's Pose,
让一天的紧张烟消云散 and let the day's tension just melt away.
不是姿势融化了紧张感 It's not the pose melting this tension away,
-他妈的太热了 -嘘！ - it's the fucking heat. - Shh!
-有空调吗？ -是热瑜伽 - Is there any air-conditioning? - It's hot yoga.
从孩子的姿势，抬起，然后慢慢向后压 From Child's Pose, lift, and slowly press back
让你的狗朝下 into your Downward Facing Dog.
有人告诉过你吗 Did anyone ever tell you
你有最棒的屁股？ you have the most amazing bum?
停止 Stop.
…然后慢慢进入sarvangasana ...and slowly move into salamba sarvangasana.
请问，这是初学者的瑜伽吗？ Excuse me, is this beginner's yoga?
那是十点半 这是acro -yoga That was at ten-thirty. This is acro-yoga.
…然后把它们举到天花板上 ...and then lift them up and towards the ceiling.
一起呼吸 Breathe together.
吸气，双臂举过头顶 Inhale, lift your arms overhead.
当你呼气时，身体前倾 And as you exhale, lean forward.
让你的伴侣的体重靠向你 Allow your partner's weight to lean into you.
慢慢地呼吸，张开你的腿… Slowly breathe and open your legs and...
更广泛的…吸气…… wider... inhale...
有点大…… a little wider...
如果可以的话，把你的腿再宽一点 and if you can, put your legs even wider.
瑜伽应该是一种刺激吗？ Is yoga supposed to be a turn-on?
你兴奋了吗？ Are you turned on?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
-那我们能走了吗？ -嗯 - Can we leave then? - Mm-hmm.
-现在？我们走吧 -嗯 嗯哼 - Now? Let's go. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
出汗！我汗！ Sweaty! I am sweaty!
等等！给我五分钟，好吗？ Wait! Just give me five minutes, okay?
我只是需要… I just need to get...
哦，我的上帝 哈丁 Oh, my God. Hardin.
把这些弄下来 Let's get these off.
好了，我们有进展了！ Okay, we're getting somewhere!
哦，狗屎！ Oh, shit!
是我老板，我得接电话 It's my boss, I have to get this.
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
这就跟你问声好！金伯利，怎么了？ Hi! Kimberly, what's wrong?
哦，不 我们能帮上什么忙？ Oh, no. How can we help?
嗯 Hmm.
嗨 Hi.
你不知道这对你有多大的帮助 You have no idea how much of a lifesaver
你们俩现在就是 the two of you are right now.
天哪，可怜的万斯得了这个病 God, poor Vance caught this bug
他到处呕吐 and he's throwing up everywhere.
这是没有问题 It's no problem.
好吧，你是谁，你对哈丁做了什么？ Okay, who are you and what have you done with Hardin?
这是我生日礼物的一部分 我待会告诉你 It's part of my birthday present. I'll tell you later.
哦！我要迟到了 Ohh! I'm running so late.
我几小时后回来，好吗？你会得到很好的照顾的 I'll be back in a few hours, okay? You're in good hands.
-再见 -谢谢 - Bye. - Thank you.
嗨 Hi.
我们整个下午都在一起 Um, so, we have the whole afternoon together.
-你有什么想做的吗？ -没有 - Is there anything that you want to do? - No.
我可以拿些彩笔，我们可以画画！ I could get us some markers and we can draw!
我不喜欢画画 I don't like to draw.
没有？你饿了吗？ No? Are you hungry?
不 No.
想跟我说说你的火车吗？ Wanna tell me about your trains?
好吧，反正我也不想听 Okay, I don't want to hear about them anyway.
你手臂上的那些印记是什么？ What are those marks on your arm?
我的纹身 My tattoos.
-你为什么有它们？ -因为我喜欢 - Why do you have them? - Because I like them.
人们不觉得它看起来很奇怪吗？ Don't people think it looks strange?
我才不管别人怎么想 I don't give a fuck what people think.
你根本不在乎哪些人？ Which people don't you give a fuck about?
-哦，大便 不要说他妈的 -大便 - Oh, shit. Don't say fuck. - Shit.
他妈的 大便 Fuck. Shit.
混乱的性交 狗屎… Fucky fuck. Shit...
-嗨 所以… -你好！ - Hey. So... - Hi!
他现在真的饿了 我们得给他弄点… he is actually hungry now. We need to get him some...
他妈的 大便 Fuck. Shit.
如果你想的话，我可以走 Uh, I can go if you want.
-你也可以 -不，没关系 - Or you could. - No, it's fine.
-我去拿些三明治 -完美 - I'll get us some sandwiches. - Perfect.
-非常感谢 -哇！好吧！ - Thank you so much. - Whoo! Okay!
-待会儿见 再见 -好吧，再见！ - See you later. Bye-bye. - Okay, bye!
大便 他妈的 大便 Shit. Fuck. Shit.
去做吧 Go ahead.
给，我现在可以拿了 Here, I can take those now.
你知道，她真的激发了你最好的一面 You know, she really brings out the best in you.
有那么明显吗？ Is it that obvious?
祝你假期愉快 Have a nice holiday.
你也一样 You too.
再见，伴侣 See ya, mate.
你准备好了吗？ You ready?
是的 我们是最后来的 Yeah. Uh, we're the last ones here,
所以我只需要设定闹钟 so I just have to set the alarm.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
下星期就是圣诞节了 Christmas is next week.
我从来不是个循规蹈矩的人 I've never been one to follow the rules.
它说"无论我们的灵魂是什么…" It says "Whatever our souls are made of..."
“他的和我的一样 ” "His and mine are the same."
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我想我不会在假期见到你，所以我什么也没送你 I didn't think that I'd see you over the holidays, so I didn't get you anything.
你想要什么吗？ Is there anything that you want?
另一个机会吗？ Another chance?
你保证每天都这样吗？ Do you promise to act like this every day?
不 No.
但我会尝试 But I'll try.
尽一切努力 Whatever it takes.
我们不能在这里这么做 如果有人进来怎么办？ We can't do this here. What if someone comes in?
Helloooo吗？有人在这里吗？ Helloooo? Anyone here?
有人知道吗？ ！ Anyone?!
你对每件事都有答案，不是吗？ You just have an answer for everything, don't you?
这是假的 It's fake.
大便 Shit.
我没有别人了，特莎 There's no one else for me, Tessa.
没有一个人 No one.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
不要说“太” 听起来你同意我的观点 Don't say "too." Sounds like you're agreeing with me.
我爱你，哈丁 I love you, Hardin.
崔西 Trish.
是的，这是肯 Yeah, it's Ken.
这是一个惊喜 This is a surprise.
听着，我妻子凯伦和我 So listen, um, my wife Karen and I
请人来家里过圣诞节，还有… are having people over for Christmas, and...
如果你和哈丁还有特莎能加入我们，我们会很高兴的 we would love it if you and Hardin and Tessa could join us.
我今天要去伦敦，但是，嗯… Well, I'm leaving for London today, but, um...
今晚才起飞 the flight's not until this evening,
所以我想我们可以过去看看 so I think we can pop over.
这对我来说意义重大 It would mean the world to me.
那我们待会见吧 I guess we'll see you later, then.
圣诞快乐，崔西 Merry Christmas, Trish.
-是吗？ -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
哦！我真为你骄傲 Oh! I'm so proud of you.
等不及要见她了 Can't wait to meet her.
这就是他的房子？ This is his house?
-我告诉过你 -看在上帝的份上 - I told you. - For fuck's sake,
我没想到它有这么大 I didn't think it was this big.
妈妈，我们没必要这么做 Mum, we don't have to do this.
听着，我最后一次见到你爸爸是十年前 Look, the last time I saw your dad was ten years ago.
它的时间 来吧 It's time. Come on.
-嗨 凯伦？ -是的，嗨 - Hi. Karen? - Yes, hi.
谢谢你邀请我们 Thank you for having us.
好吧，来吧 圣诞快乐 Well, come on. Merry Christmas.
就在此时此刻， This humble one, right here now,
他刚刚合着了一种新的解释 he just co-authored a new interpretation
《驯悍记》 of Taming of the Shrew
和英语系主任在一起 with the head of the English department.
没什么大不了的 It's not a big deal.
这是一件大事！ It is a big deal!
…把它引向完美 ...directed that to perfection.
第三幕让我哭了 That third act had me in tears.
我们看了两次 We saw it twice.
优步会来的 Uber's gonna be here
-五分钟后 -哦！ - in five minutes. - Oh!
很高兴你能来 Well, I'm glad you stopped by.
我也是 Me too.
晚饭马上就好 Dinner should be ready shortly.
好的，我希望每个人都有一个丰盛的胃口 Okay, I hope everybody has a hearty appetite.
-绝对！ -凯伦是个了不起的厨师 - Absolutely! - Karen is a dynamite cook.
是的，她是 Yes, she is.
你要去哪？ Where'd you go?
只是散个步 Just for a walk.
崔西，我听到了 So Trish, I hear that
这是你第一次来美国吗？ this is your first time in the States?
-是啊 -你觉得怎么样？ - Yeah, it is. - And how do you like it?
有很多可看的 There's a lot to see.
如果你问我，我觉得它有点不受欢迎 It's kind of worn out its welcome, if you ask me.
毕业后高兴地回家吧 Be happy to get back home once I graduate.
你毕业后要回英国吗？ You're moving back to England after graduation?
是啊，当然了 Yeah, of course I am.
崔西，在你离开之前再来一杯好吗？ Trish, can I get you another glass before you leave us?
不 但它很可爱 谢谢你！ No. But it was lovely. Thank you.
我很高兴你喜欢它 I'm so glad you like it.
我们在希腊度蜜月时买的 We got it in Greece on our honeymoon.
我坚持佩莱格里诺 I stuck to Pellegrino.
我们住在这座华丽的别墅里 We stayed in this gorgeous villa.
你知道圣托里尼岛的海滩吗 Did you know that the beaches in Santorini
是由火山卵石构成的 are made up of volcanic pebbles,
所以没有沙子使水变得浑浊 so there's no sand to make the water murky.
所以这是非常清楚的… So it is a crystal-clear...
-你他妈的怎么了？ -哈丁 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Hardin.
-请问？ -看看你的裤子 - Excuse me? - Look at your fucking trousers.
对不起，妈妈，但说真的， I'm sorry, Mum, but seriously,
你有什么敏感吗？ do you have any sensitivity whatsoever?
你只是在胡言乱语 You're just boorishly droning on
不顾你所毁灭的生命 with no regard for the lives you destroyed.
也许我们可以找个更私密的地方 P-Perhaps we could find a more private place
-进行这样的对话 -当然可以 - to have this conversation. - By all means.
这是比尔盖茨 It's Bill Gates.
好吧，你显然很生我的气 Okay, well, you are obviously quite upset with me,
所以说吧，说出你的想法 so go ahead and say what's on your mind.
你为什么要邀请我们来这里？ Why did you even invite us here?
我邀请你们来是因为你们是我的家人 I invited you here because you're my family.
我们不是你的家人 我们是你的家人 We're not your family. We were your family.
-你跑出去重新发明了… -哈丁，我以为我们已经结束了 - You ran out and reinvented... - Hardin, I thought we were past this.
我们没能通过 我们该怎么通过它？ We didn't get past it. How were we supposed to get past it?
你什么都没坦白！ You haven't owned up to anything!
你的12个步骤…进行修正 Your twelve steps... making amends.
妈妈的补偿在哪儿？妈妈，你得到补偿了吗？ Where's Mum's amends? Mum, have you got your amends yet?
你想让我做什么？ What would you like me to do?
你不觉得我充满了罪恶感吗？ You don't think that I am consumed by guilt?
那天晚上我就知道我得走了 I knew that night that I had to go.
不！过了那个晚上，你就得留下来！ No! After that night you had to stay!
和你没有！那个夜晚的发生都是因为你！ And you didn't! That night happened because of you!
是的！在过去的十年里我一直被它困扰着！ Yes! And I have been haunted by it for the last ten years!
它困扰着你？ ！我他妈的看着它发生， It haunts you?! I fucking watched it happen,
你这个混蛋！ you bastard!
对不起，妈妈 I'm sorry, Mum.
我不得不 I had to.
不，等等 你不需要叫Uber 我可以载你一程 No, wait. You don't have to get an Uber. I can give you a ride.
在你做了这些蠢事之后？ After the shit you've just pulled?
更不用说你喝醉了 Not to mention you're drunk.
听着，很抱歉我和你不一样 Look, I'm sorry I'm not like you.
你可能会忘记他所做的一切，但我不能 You may be able to forget everything he did, but I can't.
我什么也没忘记 I haven't forgotten anything.
我选择原谅他，这样我才能继续生活 I've chosen to forgive him so that I can move on.
哈丁，这样的怨恨会毁了你的 Hardin, resentments like this are gonna destroy you.
他们会把特莎和你一起带走 And they're gonna take Tessa right down with you.
我要去散步 I'm going for a walk.
他妈的！ Fuck!
哈丁 Hardin.
哈丁！ Hardin!
认为，谢谢！ Hold that, please!
哦 Oh.
我以为我是唯一一个圣诞节后还在上班的圣诞怪杰 And I thought I was the only Grinch who worked the day after Christmas.
我们不能再这样开会了 We have gotta stop meeting like this.
你是对的 我马上让人起草限制令 You're right. I'll have restraining orders drafted immediately.
你的圣诞节过得怎么样？ How was your Christmas?
平淡无奇 你的吗？ Uneventful. Yours?
多事的 Eventful.
这是一个很有内涵的回答 That's a loaded response.
我想知道更多关于你们丰富多彩的圣诞节 Well, I'd love to hear more about your eventful Christmas,
所以…午饭吗？ so... lunch?
Postmates 我买 Postmates. I'm buying.
我怎么能拒绝呢？ How could I refuse?
太好了 我会发邮件给你一些菜单 Great. I'll email you some menus.
我知道，我很有骑士风度 I know, very chivalrous of me.
我以为情况会好转，但是… I thought that things were getting better, but...
很明显，他还有很多事情要处理 it's clear that he still has a lot of stuff he has to deal with.
我真的为他感到难过… And I just feel really bad for him...
我不知道该怎么补救 and I don't know how to fix it.
好吧，让我问你一个问题 Well, let me ask you this.
你爱上他了吗？ Are you in love with him?
-我 -那你就有麻烦了 - I am. - Then you got yourself a problem.
这就是你的智慧之言？ Those are your words of wisdom?
嘿，我从没说过我有什么至理名言 Hey, I never said I had any words of wisdom.
不，你只是想知道我是否真的爱他 No, you just wanted to know whether I actually loved him.
我该回去工作了 I should get back to work.
谢谢你的午餐 下次我请客 Thank you for lunch. Next time it's on me.
我想不会再有下一次了 I don't think there's gonna be a next time.
哎哟 Ouch.
不，不是那样的，相信我 No, not like that, believe me.
我要搬到西雅图去 I'm moving to Seattle.
万斯让我担任新办公室的财务主管 Vance offered me the Head of Finance position at the new office.
哦，我的上帝 特雷弗，这是惊人的 Oh, my God. Trevor, that's amazing.
谢谢 Thanks.
你知道，我明天不走 Well, ya know, I don't leave tomorrow.
我们仍然可以…这是…… We could still... that's...
不，那是愚蠢的 No, that's stupid.
泰 Tessa.
我妹妹一生都在和毒瘾作斗争 My sister has struggled with addiction her whole life.
你和哈丁之间的事… This thing between you and Hardin...
不会有好结果的 it's not gonna end well.
嗯，你错了 Well, you're wrong.
不管怎样，这个更好 This one's better anyway.
你不会给我看你写的东西吧？ You're never gonna show me what you're writing in there, are you?
也许……有一天 Maybe... someday.
你不想看那是谁吗？ You don't wanna see who that is?
我知道是谁 I know who it is.
这是史蒂芬妮 It's Steph.
联谊会正在举行新年晚会 The frat house is having a New Year's Eve party.
正确的 Right.
你想去吗？ Do you wanna go?
不 我不想把你一个人留在这里 No. I don't wanna leave you here alone.
我不会孤单的 I wouldn't be alone.
我愿意和你一起去 I'd go with you.
对不起，我……我只是在想发生了这一切之后 Sorry, I... I just thought after everything that happened
-你不想… -我不怕他们 - that you wouldn't want to... - I'm not scared of them.
而且，如果它在我脸上爆炸 Besides, if it blows up in my face,
那我们明年就可以呆在这里了 then we can just stay in next year.
这是为什么？ What was that for?
我只是喜欢你说的"明年" " I just loved how you said "next year."
喂？ Hello?
特莎，你怎么不在办公室？ Tessa, why aren't you in the office?
嗯，是的，我……我以为是… Well, yeah, I... I thought it was...
我在开玩笑 新年快乐 I'm kidding. Happy New Year.
是的！ Yes!
你明白我的意思 You got me.
我开门见山吧 I'll cut to the chase.
我们选择了你推荐的手稿 We went with the manuscript you recommended,
今天，它在一场激烈的竞购战中售出 and it sold today in quite a bidding war.
哇，那是……这太棒了 Wow, that's... that's fantastic.
听着，我们要雇人 Listen, we were gonna hire someone
在西雅图做电子提交，但是… to do digital submissions in Seattle, but...
你比我面试过的任何人都好 you're better than anyone I've interviewed.
如果你转学的话，我将负担你的学费和生活费 I'll take care of your tuition, living expenses, provided you transfer.
显然，欢迎哈丁加入你们 Obviously, Hardin's welcome to join you.
哇，这…… Wow, that...
听起来真的很棒 uh, that sounds really amazing.
你能给我一个机会考虑一下吗？ Um, can you give me a chance to think about it, please?
当然可以 我想 Of course. I just wanted
分享好消息 to share the good news.
新年快乐，苔丝 Happy New Year, Tess.
新年快乐，先生 Happy New Year, sir.
嘿 Hey.
你是在跟我说话吗？ Were you talking to me?
不 Nope.
怎么这么久？ What is taking so long?
我是一个女人 Being a woman.
现在，你能去外面等一下吗？ Now, can you go wait outside?
-抱歉 -谢谢 - So sorry. - Thanks.
不败！ Undefeated!
他妈的！ Fuck!
-没关系 -对不起 对不起 - It's okay. - Sorry. Sorry.
我们已经错过了你 We've missed you.
我们好吗？ Are we good?
古老的历史 Ancient history.
你们想参与进来吗？ You guys wanna get in on this?
是的，你可以代替我的位置 Yeah, you can take my place.
走了 我的手表 Go. I'll watch.
我喜欢看 I like to watch.
是的，我打赌你有 Yeah, I bet you do.
好的，当然 Okay, sure.
你知道你在做什么，对吧？ You know what you're doing, right?
-一点也不知道 -太棒了 - Not a clue. - Awesome.
太好了 Great.
泰！ Tessa!
嗯 Mmm.
毫米 Mm.
那是什么？ What is that?
樱桃伏特加酸 Cherry vodka sour.
酷 Cool.
这是有趣的！ This is fun!
-是的！ -是的！ - Yes! - Yes!
喝，婊子！ Drink, bitch!
哇！我喜欢这个！ Whoo! I like this!
-不错！多一个！ -Aowww ！ - Nice job! One more! - Aowww!
我…吸 I... suck at this.
杰米 嘿 Jamie. Hey.
-是你 -嗨 - It is you. - Hi.
我能在楼上跟你谈谈吗？ Can I talk to you upstairs?
领导的方式 Lead the way.
莫利的这里！ Molly's here!
开什么玩笑？ You fucking kidding me?
他妈的 Fuck this.
所有这些齿轮都很酷 So cool, all those gears.
你就像个机器人 You're like a robot.
谁说我不是？ Who says I'm not?
我有一个小蝴蝶的纹身， I have a tattoo of a little butterfly,
但你只有在我裸体的时候才能看到 but you can only see it when I'm naked.
-我喜欢蝴蝶 -真的吗？ - I love butterflies. - Really?
是的 Yeah.
嘿！我一直在找你 Hey! I was looking for you.
嘿 让我们离开 Hey. Let's leave.
好吧 Okay.
哇哇哇 要不是这对可爱的情侣又在一起了 Aww. If it isn't the cute couple together again.
哦，耶 这是莫莉 Oh, yay. It's Molly.
-你们要去哪？ -我们要回家了 - Where you guys going? - We're going home.
哦 站不住脚的 快到新年了 Ohh. Lame. Come on, it's almost New Year's.
-我们只想独处 -走吧 - We just wanna be alone. - Let's go.
好 不管怎么说，她一直都不太合群 Good. She never really fit in, anyway.
一个饮料 One drink.
什么……苔丝 What... Tess.
打扰一下，情侣们，你们坐在我的椅子上了 Excuse me, lovebirds, you're on my chair.
-认真？ -是的 现在，滚蛋 - Seriously? - Yeah. Now, fuck off.
移动 Move.
婊子 Bitch.
是的，我是druuuunk！ Yes, I am druuuunk!
有人想要些杂草巧克力饼吗？我自己做的 Would anybody like some weed brownies? I made 'em myself.
-没有 -我很好 - No. - Oh, I'm good.
这很有趣 我们可以离开吗？ Well, this is fun. Can we leave?
我们应该玩个游戏 We should play a game.
喜欢什么，拼字游戏？ Like what, Scrabble?
如何…… How about...
-真心话大冒险？ -耶稣基督 - Truth or Dare? - Jesus Christ.
-这有什么不好？长故事 - Why is that bad? - Long story.
-你为什么这么说？ -因为 - Why would you say that? - Because.
怎么了，哈丁？害怕一点真相或勇气？ What's the matter, Hardin? Scared of a little Truth or Dare?
去你妈的，莫莉 Fuck you, Molly.
我先走了 I'll go first.
嘿，苔丝，真心话还是大冒险？ Hey, Tess, truth or dare?
真理 Truth.
你还是处男吗？ Uh, are you a virgin?
莫莉，不喜欢 Molly, don't.
哦 咄 我已经知道答案了， Oh. Duh. I already know the answer to that,
因为哈丁操过你 because Hardin fucked you.
是的，他做到了 Yes, he did.
轮到我了 莫莉，实话还是大冒险？ My turn. Molly, truth or dare?
嗯，真理 Hmm, truth.
你真的是妓女吗？ Is it true that you're a whore?
哦，狗屎 Oh, shit.
你他妈的叫我什么？ What the fuck did you just call me?
我没叫你什么 我刚问你一个问题 I didn't call you anything. I just asked you a question.
你是妓女吗？ Are you a whore?
-你 -你必须诚实回答 - You are. - You have to answer honestly,
因为它被称为真理是有原因的 because it's called Truth for a reason.
不 No.
他们不喜欢对方吗？ Do they not like each other?
嘿，苔丝，又轮到我了 Hey, Tess, my turn again.
-真心话大冒险？ -真相 - Truth or dare? - Truth.
你真的是个笨蛋吗 Is it true that you're a dumb-ass
感谢你和哈丁复合 for getting back together with Hardin
在他和你打赌之后？ after he clearly fucked you for a bet?
我们走吧 Let's go.
不，那不是真的 No, that's not true.
哦……但它是 Oh... but it is.
他说什么你就相信什么 You believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
我他妈的恨你，莫莉 I fucking hate you, Molly.
我不怪你 Which I don't blame you,
因为，天哪，这张嘴能做什么 because, oh, man, what that mouth can do.
这舌头…… And that tongue...
离我远点！ Get away from me!
-你这样，婊子！ -哦！ - You, like that, whore! - Ohh!
泰，放松点！ Tessa, relax!
哇…… Awww...
你是一个妓女！ You're a whore!
把那婊子弄出去！ Get that fuckin' bitch out of here!
新年快乐，婊子！ Happy new year, bitch!
去你妈的，泰！ Fuck you, Tessa!
离开我！ Get off me!
还有你，他妈的给我让开！ And you, move the fuck out of my way!
-…生或一些. . -生？ - ...UFC or some.. - UFC?
我需要这个 I needed that.
我敢打赌你是这么做的 I'll bet you did.
-啊 -你疯了 - Ahhh. - You're crazy.
我知道 I know.
啊！ Aaah!
裤子 Pants.
杨女士，你是在物化我吗？ Ms. Young, are you objectifying me?
是的，我是，斯科特先生 Why, yes, I am, Mr. Scott.
正确的 Right.
离新年还有三分钟！ Three minutes till New Year!
哇哦！ Whooo!
门锁上了吗？ Is the door locked?
去他妈的门，我不知道 Fuck the door, I don't know.
-天啊 -我是你的上帝吗？ - Oh, my God. - Am I your god?
是啊！ Yeah!
三十秒！ Thirty seconds!
哇哦！ Whooo!
滚蛋！ Fuck off!
14、13、 Fourteen, thirteen,
12、11、10， twelve, eleven, ten,
九，八，七，六， nine, eight, seven, six,
五、四、 five, four,
三，二，一！ three, two, one!
我们组 We're set.
嘿 Hey.
我要去洗手间 I'm gonna use the bathroom.
泰，你的电话 Tessa, your phone.
-什么？ -你的电话 - What? - Your phone.
哈丁吗？ Hardin?
嘿，你！ Hey, you!
-新年快乐 -嗨 - Happy New Year. - Hey.
我真的很高兴我们这么做了 I'm really glad we did that.
我也是 Me too.
帮个忙，保密好吗？ Do me a favor and just keep it between us?
当然可以 我从不亲嘴然后说出去 Of course. I never kiss and tell.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
哦 Uh-oh.
你这个混蛋！ You piece of shit!
泰，等等！ Tessa, wait!
-嗨 嘿！ -听我说完 - Hey. Hey! - Just hear me out.
什么他妈的？ ！ What the fuck?!
-她亲了我 -滚蛋！ - Dude, she kissed me. - Fuck off!
特莎，他妈的！你怎么能这么做？！ Tessa, what the fuck! How can you do that?!
你为什么在乎？你刚刚吻了那个女孩 Why do you care, huh? You just kissed that girl.
不，不，不，你不能哭！ No, no, no, you don't get to cry!
你他妈的就在我面前吻了一个男人！ You just fucking kissed a guy right in front of me!
-你做了什么？ -没有！ - And what did you do, huh? - Nothing!
-你他妈的有毛病？！ -她刚刚说 - The fuck is wrong with you?! - She just said
她不会亲口说出来，你这该死的骗子！ that she doesn't kiss and tell, you fucking liar!
这是一种修辞手法！ It's a figure of speech!
你应该知道我是绝对不会欺骗你的！ You should know I would never fucking cheat on you!
你今晚和她在一起吗？她就是和你一起消失了一整夜的人吗？！ Were you with her tonight? Is she who you disappeared with the whole night?!
是的！ Yes!
-我只是想让她原谅我 -为了什么？ ！ - I was trying to make her forgive me. - For what?!
因为我想为你做一个更好的人！我就他妈这么做！ Because I'm trying to be a better person for you! That's all I fucking do!
告诉我，我还能做些什么让你相信我爱你 Tell me what else I can do to make you believe that I love you.
告诉我！ Tell me!
你永远不会相信我 You're never gonna trust me.
信任你吗？ Trust you?
你认为我应该信任你 You think that I should trust you.
是的！ Yes!
这给我带来了什么？ Where has that ever gotten me?
你永远不会原谅我的，是吗？ You're never gonna forgive me, are you?
你每次都要提起这件事 You're just gonna keep bringing it up, every time.
因为我不信任你！ Because I don't trust you!
你表现得很无辜 You act like you're so fucking innocent.
喜欢你是完美的 Like you're perfect.
哦，他妈的 Oh, fuck this.
去你妈的！ And fuck you!
去你妈的 Fuck you too.
滚蛋！ Fuck off!
哈丁 Hardin.
哈丁吗？ Hardin?
嘿 Hey.
你有充电器吗？ Do you have a charger?
在我的车 In my car.
哈丁，你能接一下电话吗？ Hardin, can you please pick up the phone?
我真的需要和你谈谈 I really need to talk to you.
在奥克伍德向左转 Make a left on Oakwood.
喂？ Hello?
哦，我的上帝 Oh, my God.
-停车 -我不能 - Stop the car. - I can't.
-停下你的车！ -好吧！ - Stop your fucking car! - Okay!
泰！ Tessa!
泰！等等！停！ Tessa! Wait! Stop!
停！停！ Stop! Stop!
泰…！ Tessa...!
特蕾莎年轻吗？ Theresa Young?
是的，你好吗？ Yes, hello?
-仁慈医院 -你好，是的吗？ - Mercy Hospital. - Hello, yes?
-我能帮你吗？ -特蕾莎年轻 她19岁 - Can I help you? - Theresa Young. She's 19.
-我没看到那个病人 -她应该来的 - I don't see that patient. - She should be there.
你是我联系的第五家医院！ You're the fifth hospital I've spoken to!
-别他妈的放…他妈的！ -哈丁！ - Don't fucking put... Fuck! - Hardin!
你他妈的有毛病吗？你怎么能这样对特莎？ The fuck is wrong with you? How could you do this to Tessa?
-负责？她在哪里呢？ -我不会告诉你的 - Tessa? Where is she? - I'm not telling you.
-兰登，她在哪儿？！ -我不告诉你！ - Landon, where is she?! - I'm not telling you!
告诉我她在哪里！ -她坠机是你的错！ - Tell me where she is! - It's your fault she crashed!
你昨晚没回家！ You didn't come home last night!
放开我！ Get off of me!
她出去找你了 She was out looking for you.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
泰？ Tessa?
你想要什么，哈丁？ What do you want, Hardin?
特雷弗？ Trevor?
特雷弗，你他妈的拿特莎的手机干什么？ -我现在和她在一起了 - Trevor, what the fuck are you doing with Tessa's phone? - I'm with her now.
-让我和她谈谈 -不可能的 - Let me talk to her. - That's not gonna happen.
特雷弗，我才不跟你玩呢！ Trevor, I'm not fucking playing with you!
闭嘴，听我说 Shut the fuck up and listen to me.
你是有毒的，你是个坏消息 You're toxic and you're bad news.
如果你爱特莎，我认为你爱她，就让她走吧 If you love Tessa, and I think that you do, let her go.
特雷弗，我只是想和她谈谈 Trevor, I just wanna talk to her.
请 请 Please. Please.
特雷弗，求你了，让我跟她谈谈 Trevor, please, just let me talk to her.
给她机会找到今生的幸福 Give her a chance to find happiness in this life,
因为她和你在一起是永远找不到的 'cause she's never gonna find it with you.
给你，亲爱的 Here you go, hon.
嘿，好消息 万斯的公司政策 Hey, good news. Vance's company policy
会把你的医药费和车费都算进去所以… is going to put your hospital and car fees on it, so...
这是你的电话 Here's your phone.
哈丁 Hardin.
“我最亲爱的泰， "My dearest Tessa,
“就像所有我们喜欢的故事一样， "like all our favorite stories,
“结局有快乐也有不快乐 "there are happy and unhappy endings.
“我以为我们有机会过一个快乐的日子， "I thought we had a chance for a happy one,
“但是，最后，我还是觉得不应该这样 "but at last, it was not mean to be.
“我全心全意地爱你， "I love you with all of my heart,
这就是为什么我必须离你越远越好 "and that's exactly why I had to get as far away from you as possible.
“我们就像对彼此上瘾一样，享受的程度是一样的…… "We're like an addiction to each other, with equal parts pleasure...
-“和痛苦 ” -因为我不信任你！ - "and pain." - Because I don't trust you!
“那天晚上，那个女孩， "And as for that other night, that girl,
“她是我以前的战利品之一 "she was one of my former conquests.
“为了有你的未来，我必须为我的过去道歉， "I had to apologize for my past in order to have a future with you,
“但命运…似乎妨碍了我们 "but fate just... seems to get in our way.
所以我们还是少说废话吧 "So let's cut the bullshit.
“你他妈的对我太好了，这我知道 "You're too damn good for me, and I know it.
在我内心深处的某个地方 "And somewhere in the back of my mind
“我一直知道我们不会长久， "I always knew we wouldn't last,
“我想你也一样 "and I think you did, too.
“我知道一开始会很痛苦， "I know this is going to be painful at first,
这可能需要几天甚至更长时间 "and it could take days, even more.
“但总有一天，你会醒来 "But one of those days, you're going to wake up
悲伤将开始溜走…… "and the sorrow will start to slip away...
直到我们成为遥远的记忆 "until we're nothing but a distant memory.
再见，泰 ” Goodbye, Tessa."
你得给我打电话 You have to call me.
我们得谈谈，好吗？ We need to talk about this, okay?
你不能在九天内消失 打电话给我 You can't disappear for nine days. Call me.
打电话给我 Call me.
泰？ ！ Tessa?!
哈丁，帮帮我！ Hardin, help me!
没关系 It's okay.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
申请进展如何？ How are the applications going?
很好 爸爸说他会打几个电话 Fine. Dad said he'd make some calls.
你们两个说话吗？ You two spoke?
怎么去呢？ How'd that go?
尽其所能 As well as it could.
哈丁，那晚发生了什么 Hardin, what happened that night,
这不是他的错 it wasn't his fault.
其他的夜晚呢？ And all the other nights?
不是他的错吗？ Not his fault?
是啊，糟透了 Yeah, it was shit.
太糟糕了，我们都应该得到更好的 It was shit, and we both deserved better.
但你惩罚的唯一一个人 But the only person you're punishing
不原谅他就是你自己 by not forgiving him is yourself.
哈丁，我希望你停止惩罚自己 And Hardin, I want you to stop punishing yourself.
所以你觉得让他住进去是公平的 So you think it's fair that he gets to live in
你一个人住在那幢豪华大房子里？ that big, fancy house, and you're here all alone?
谁说我一个人？ Who said I was alone?
什么？你看到人吗？ What? You're seeing someone?
-你不用这么惊讶 -谁？ - You don't have to sound so surprised. - Who?
-迈克 -迈克？ - Mike. - Mike?
-Wanker -from -next -door迈克？ -他不是混账！ - Wanker-from-next-door Mike? - He's not a wanker!
-他是一个有点邋遢的人 -他是个很好的人 - He is a bit of a wanker. - He's a really nice man,
他对我很好 and he treats me well.
是啊，他他妈的好多了 Yeah, he fucking better.
你听说万斯要搬到西雅图去了吗？ Did you hear that Vance was moving to Seattle?
负责的 你怎么知道的？ Tessa's going too. How did you know?
嗯，我们偶尔会聊一聊 Well, we talk from time to time.
他星期天要办一个欢送会， He's having a going-away party on Sunday,
我觉得你应该从沙发上起来，去找她 and I think you should get your ass off this sofa and go get her.
-不，我不能 -不能？还是你不想面对你留下的？ - No, I can't. - Can't? Or you don't want to face what you left behind?
我现在就得走了 I'd have to leave right now.
那你还在等什么？ So what are you waiting for?
-妈，我不会… -哈丁… - Mum, I'm not gonna... - Hardin...
我爱你，但你必须开始为真正重要的事情而奋斗 I love you, but you have to start fighting for what really matters.
非常感谢大家的到来 Thank you all so much for coming.
我爱的每一个人都和我们在一起，这对我来说很重要 It means the world to me to have everyone I love here with us.
我是……除了骄傲 I am... beyond proud
这个房间里每个人所做的工作， of the work that everyone in this room has done,
但是有一个人 but there is one particular person
没有这些我是做不到的 I could not have done any of this without.
金伯利 And that's Kimberly.
有一天史密斯和我聊天， Smith and I were talking the other day,
他说:“爸爸，送别会让人有点伤心 ” and he said, "Dad, going-away parties are kind of sad."
他说的有道理 And he's got a point.
我们就想，“我们要怎么庆祝呢？” And we were like, "How do we make this a celebration?"
然后我们有了一个想法 Then we got an idea.
金伯利…… Kimberly...
你愿意嫁给我爸爸，做我的继母吗？ will you marry my dad and be my stepmom?
噢… Aww...
是的！ Yes!
关于我的什么？ What about me?
-噢… -耶！ - Aww... - Yay!
谁说幸福的结局是不存在的？ Who said happy endings don't exist?
不要告诉我 你愤世嫉俗者 Don't tell me. You're the cynic.
我要改过自新了 I'm turning over a new leaf.
顺便说一句，你看起来很漂亮 You look very pretty, by the way.
所以…你决定去西雅图了吗？ So... have you made up your mind about Seattle?
我看不出有什么理由 Well, I don't see much of a reason
再放弃这个机会 to pass up the opportunity anymore.
这是…… That's...
很高兴听到你这么说 really nice to hear.
听着，特莎，有件事 Look, Tessa, there's something
我真的想把我的心事说出来 I actually want to get off my chest.
好吧 Okay.
那天在医院里 Uh, the other day, in the hospital...
我接了你的电话 I answered your cell phone,
这是哈丁， it was Hardin,
我叫他离你远点 and I told him to stay away from you.
-什么？ -现在回想起来， - What? - In retrospect,
我知道这有点过分了 I do realize that that was over the line,
我也意识到我被情绪控制了 and I do realize that I let my emotions get the best of me,
我很抱歉， and I'm sorry,
但不知怎的，你把我的那一面激发出来了，所以… but somehow you bring that side out of me, so...
好吧 Okay.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
嗯 Eh.
实际上我还想说， There's actually more I'd like to say,
-我能失陪一下吗？ -是的 - but would you excuse me for a second? - Yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
大便 Shit.
她从前面走了 She left from the front.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
泰！ Tessa!
你不会让我一个人呆着吧？ You're just never gonna leave me alone, are you?
我试过了 I tried.
你们圣诞节过得愉快吗？ So, you two have a good Christmas?
噢凯，你没在说话 O-kay, you're not talkin'.
所以…嘿，所以我在梦想一个白色的圣诞节 So... hey, so I was dreamin' of a white Christmas.
嗯！我得到的只是热 Hmph! All I got was heat.
你知道，我讨厌炎热 You know, I hate the heat.
热进入人们的思想 Heat get into people's minds
让他们做一些疯狂的事情 and make them do some crazy things.
就像我说的， Like I said,
这个故事你以前听过 this is a story you've heard before.
唯一不同的是，这是我们的故事 Only difference is, this is our story.
负责和我的 Tessa's and mine.
“我永远不愿与你分离 "I never wish to be parted from you
从今天开始 ” from this day on."
谁知道呢？ And who knows?
也许我们终究会有一个幸福的结局 Maybe there is a happy ending for us after all.
苔丝 Tess.
-嘿… -哈丁！ - Hey... - Hardin!
-爸爸？ -“爸爸”？ - Dad? - "Dad"?
我想我们必须找出答案 I guess we'll just have to find out.
泰 泰 Tessa. Tessa.
泰 Tessa.
你喜欢约会吗？ Do you like to go on dates?
因为我不喜欢 Because I don't.
但我将……和你在一起 But I-I will... with you.
如果你想去的话 If you wanna go.
泰 Tessa.
这是如此令人毛骨悚然 That's so creepy.
我一直想告诉你一件事 I've been meaning to tell you something for a long time,
我没告诉你的原因 and the reason that I haven't told you
是因为工作场所的人力资源 is because of Human Resources in the workplace.
不要谈论人力资源 Don't talk about Human Resources.
这不是……性感 That's not... sexy.
泰！ Tessa!
别竖中指 Don't do the finger.
放下！ Put it down!
我只拿出我的蓝绿色西装 I only pull out my teal suit
当我有重要的事情要说的时候 when I have something important to say.
占领 Occupied.
泰 Tessa.
房子里还有其他的浴室 There's other bathrooms in the house
如果你真想去的话 if you need to go that badly.
那就去吧 Just go.
是的 你现在可以走了 Yes. You can go now.