在我小时候，蒂克尔黑德是个令人骄傲的渔港 When I was a boy, Tickle Head was a proud fishing harbour.
那时候，蒂克尔黑德的人都很强壮，有尊严，也很勇敢 Back then, people from Tickle Head were strong, dignified, brave.
他们的生活充满目标 Their days were filled with purpose.
这种生活绝对不适合 By no means was this life for the faint at heart,
胆小，懦弱，懒惰的人 for the weak or the lazy.
回顾往昔，我可以说 But as I look back now, I can truly say...
生活真美好 life was a thing of beauty.
我父亲每天工作14个小时直到手擦伤为止 My father would labour 14 hours a day till his hands were raw,
冒着生命危险与无情的大海作斗争 risking life and limb, fighting the merciless sea,
只为养家糊口 all to put food on the table,
让我们有房子可以住 a roof over our heads,
有炉子可以取暖 warmth in our stove.
到了晚上，父亲总是洋溢着自豪 At day's end, my father glowed with pride
因为他知道，在内心深处，他赢了 because he knew, deep down, he'd earned it.
他赢得了生活中珍贵而又美好的时刻 He earned every precious, beautiful moment life gave back to him.
因为他知道他的辛勤劳作是值得的 'Cause he knew his hard work made him worthy,
得到盘里的鳕鱼，皮肤上的咸味 worthy of the cod on his plate, the smell of the salt on his skin,
得到天上的繁星 worthy of the stars in the sky.
哦，欧内斯特 Oh, Ernest!
爱丽丝 Alice!
整个小渔港都值得获得幸福 The whole harbour was worthy of every consequence of happiness.
甚至有些人认为他们比其他人更有价值 There were even some who believed they were more worthy than others.
真正的幸福 True happiness.
喵! Meow!
喵!喵! Meow! Meow!
默里，不要逗猫了 Murray, stop buggin' the cat.
-早上好，安妮 -你好吗？ - Mornin', Anne. - Hey, how's it going?
啊! Ah!
-早上好，赛米 -谢谢 - Mornin', Sammy. - Thanks.
早安，斯兹 Mornin', Seez.
你好，弗兰基 Heya, Frankie.
给你，亲爱的 There you are, my love.
谢谢，凯丝 Thanks, Kath.
早上好，默里 Mornin', Murray.
谢谢，佩利先生让我帮他领救济金支票 Thank you, and Mr. Pelley asked me to pick up his welfare cheque.
给你 There you go.
-谢谢 -祝你愉快 - Thank you. - Have a good one.
-回头见 -早安，乔 - Catch you later. - Mornin', Joe.
谢谢，很好 Thank you. Wonderful.
给你，祝你愉快 别忘了镇民大会，好吗？ There you go. Have a nice day, and don't forget the town meeting, okay?
-谢谢，亨利 -下一位 - Thanks, Henry. - Next.
这是我的支票，这是佩利先生的支票 This is my cheque, and this is Mr. Pelley's cheque.
默里，我们已经讨论过这个了 我已经跟你解释过 Murray, now, we've been through this. I've explained this to you...
我们每个月都讨论过 We go through this every month.
-我会丢掉工作的 -你不会丢掉工作的 - I could lose my job. - You will not lose your job.
这是佩利先生的委托书 You have seen Mr. Pelley's power of attorney.
这是骗人的 It's fraudulent!
-这是完全合法的 -这是违法的 - This is totally legal. - This is illegal!
谢谢 Thanks.
别忘了镇民大会，下一位 And don't forget the town meeting, okay? Next.
嘿 Hey.
-我哥哥打来电话 -是吗？ - My brother called. - Oh yeah?
-他过得怎么样？-很好 - How's he doing? - Good.
圣约翰有工作可以做 There's a job available in St. John's.
当然，你更喜欢待在这里 Of course! You prefer to stay here.
这是我们的家 This is our home.
默里，你更喜欢待在这里过着小偷一样的生活 You prefer to stay here and live like thieves, Murray.
-小偷？-你从有线电视公司偷东西！ - Thieves? - You steal from the cable company!
-你装配了我们的电箱 -那不是故意的 - You rigged up our electrical box! - That wasn't on purpose.
你卖了在鲱网中捕到的鲑鱼 You sell the salmon you catch in your herring nets
而且你每个月依旧非法兑现第二份救济金支票 and you're still cashing that second illegal welfare cheque every month.
非法？ Illegal?
这是委托书，白纸黑字的写着 This is a power of attorney. It is written in black and white.
领取并存放佩利先生的救济金支票 It is my duty and moral obligation
是我的义务和道义上的责任 to pick up and to deposit Mr. Pelley's welfare cheque.
是佩利先生自己写的这份详细的委托书 It is Mr. Pelley himself who wrote this particular power of attorney.
这是他给我的使命 Mr. Pelley has given me a mission.
佩利先生已经死了 Mr. Pelley's dead.
政府不知道 Not in the government registry.
在政府知道佩利先生死了之前 我就得履行我的职责 Until Mr. Pelley is dead everywhere, I have a moral duty.
默里，为什么总是由你来决定？ Murray, why does this always have to be your decision?
因为工作的人是我！ 'Cause I'd be the one who'd be workin'!
默里，这个工作是给我的 This job is for me, Murray.
我才是工作的人 I'd be the one who'd be workin'.
-默里 -要开镇民大会了 - Murray... - It's the town meeting.
默里 Murray...
我要跟我哥哥怎么说？ What am I gonna tell my brother?
默里！ Murray!
-人都在哪儿呢？-堵在路上了 - Where is everyone? - Stuck in traffic.
默里？ Murray?
默里，真是意外啊 Murray? This is quite the surprise.
去你的 Shag off.
好 All right.
现在，这家公司仍然在考虑我们对工厂的提案 Now, the company is still considering our proposal for the factory.
所以我提出完全免税来促成这笔交易 So I offered them a full tax exemption to sweeten the deal.
免税？你为什么要给他们完全免税？ Uh... tax exemption? Why would you give them a full tax exemption?
比安妮港少2%可以诱惑他们 I mean, 2% less than Port Anne would've enticed them.
诱惑他们？诱惑他们？ Enticed them? Enticed them?
亨利，我不想诱惑他们，我想蒙蔽他们！ Henry, I didn't want to entice them, I wanted to blind them!
这样他们就不会注意到我们投标中的漏洞 I wanted to blind them so they wouldn't notice the gaping holes in our bid.
好吧，但是完全免税？ Yeah but a full tax exemption?
但是那不是问题，因为… But that's not the problem anyway, 'cause...
-但是，持续多久？-永远，亨利 - But for how many years? - Forever, Henry, forever.
-因为真正的问题是… -但是，我… - 'Cause the real problem is... - But I...
永远，我提出的是永远完全免税 Forever! I offered them full tax exemption forever
再附上你女儿的贞操 and I threw in your daughter's virginity.
你该死的说什么呢？ What the hell are you talkin' about?
亨利，汤姆开玩笑呢 所有人都知道露西的贞操早就没了 Oh, Henry, Tom is pulling your leg. Everyone knows Lucy gave that away long ago.
免税和他女儿的贞操都不是重点 Look, the tax exemption and his daughter's virginity are irrelevant.
为什么？ Why?
公司保险要求镇上要有一名常驻医生 The company insurance requires that the town have a resident doctor.
没有医生，就没有工厂 No doctor, no factory.
那为什么不找个医生 So why don't... Let's just get a doctor.
默里，我们该死的已经找了八年了！ We've been looking for eight friggin' years, Murray!
那就不要找了，试着去发现 Well, let's stop lookin' and start findin'!
你是我们镇长，没错吧，你就是那个人 You're our mayor, right? You're "the" guy.
我知道你可以做到的！ I know you can do this!
你说过你会做到，你也将做到！ You said you would and you will!
芭布要去城里做什么？ What would Barb be doin' in town?
她不会去城里的 She won't be going to town.
但是，如果她去了呢 Well, if she goes, though.
如果她走了，那你算什么？ If she goes, where will it leave you?
-你什么意思？-她要去工作了 - What do you mean? - Well, she'll be working.
那你算什么？你的角色是什么？ Where will that leave you? What will be your role?
我觉得你会成为新家庭妇男 You'll become the new little missus, I guess.
你会去购物 I guess you'll be shopping
做饭，洗衣，八卦 and doing the cooking, laundry and the gossiping.
她们有时候喜欢一起做工艺品 They... they sometimes like to do arts and crafts together.
她们会练习瑜伽 你会爱上瑜伽的，伙计 They do yoga sessions. Oh my God, you'll love yoga, boy.
还可以保持好的体型 Great for the posture.
从性别角度看，她会成为新的老大 She'll be the new boss, in a sexual perspective now.
以后谁来开车呢？ Who'll be doing the driving?
她不会去城里的 She won't be goin' to town.
永别了，亲爱的 Come on, now! Another tune!
不要为我感到忧伤 Farewell darling
默里！ And don't you grieve for me...
莉兹，接住这个箱子 Murray!
所有东西都在里面？ - Lizzy, grab the box. - With all that stuff?
是的，抓住底部 Yes, grab the bottom.
好的 Okay.
谢谢，亲爱的 Oh, thank you, darlin'.
-默里 -你们在干嘛？ - Murray! - What's goin' on?
准备去度假 Holidays.
度假？ Holiday?
带上你的家具？ With your furniture?
我在城里找了一份工作 你知道情况的默里 I got a job in town. You knows what it's like, Murray.
而且小莉琪非常想要买背带 And young Lizzie there desperately needs braces.
这里买不到，所以她会一直喋喋不休 You can't do it here so... She's got horrible teeth.
-她遗传了她妈妈的嘴巴 -谢谢，汤姆 - She's got her mother's teeth. - Thank you, Tom.
亲爱的，你知道我是什么意思 Honey, you know what I mean.
-当然，我是令人厌恶的 -谢丽尔！ - Of course, I'm ugly. - Sheryl!
-至少她没遗传你的耳朵 -别扯到我的耳朵 - At least she doesn't have your ears. - Don't start with my ears!
那工厂的事呢，镇长先生？ What about the factory, Mr. Mayor?
享受你的假期吧，老兄 Enjoy your holiday, buddy.
你要离开我？ You leavin' me?
我不是要离开你，默里 我是要去工作 I'm not leavin' you, Murray. I'm goin' to work.
我们很快就能找到医生了 We're this close to gettin' a doctor.
我不喜欢我们现在的状态，默里 I don't like what we've become, Murray.
这是段艰难的日子 These are tough times.
这跟日子没有关系 It's not the times.
是我们，我不认得我们了 It's us. I don't recognize us.
芭布！ Barb!
这就是结果，西蒙 This is it, Simon.
这就是结果，我要离开了 This is it. I'm leavin'.
你会来城里看我吗？ Will you come visit me in town?
不会 Nope.
西蒙 Simon.
-我怕坐飞机 -那就开车 - I'm afraid of flyin'. - Yeah, well, drive down.
我不会开 I don't drive.
我是认真的，我希望你能经常来看看我 I'm serious. I'm gonna need you to come visit me from time to time.
我不会来的 I won't.
那就坐车 Take the bus.
我不知道怎么坐车 I do not know how to take the bus.
那你是怎么去城里的？ Well, then how do you go to town?
我从来没去过城里 I've never been to town.
-从来没有？-没有 - Never? - No.
你从来没去过城里？ You've never been to town?
没有！ Nope!
真幸运 Lucky dog.
欢迎来到圣约翰国际机场 Welcome to St. John's International Airport.
转机的乘客… For passengers making a connecting flight...
不，不 No, no...
没有，我没有醉 Okay, no, I'm not still drunk.
不，我没有 No, I'm not.
宝贝说实话，我不知道我该说什么 我已经说过对不起了 Babe, honestly, I don't know what else to say. I said I'm sorry.
我再说一次，对不起我很不幸地错过了航班 I'll say it again, I'm sorry. I unfortunately missed my flight.
我刚付了很大一笔钱 I just paid an astronomical amount of money
来赶下一班，我一定会赶上的 to get on the next, which I will.
我有35分钟时间来转机 I have 35 minutes to make my connection.
再见，保罗 Bye, Paul.
-你好，先生 -你好 - Hey, boss. - Hey.
等一下 Hold on one sec.
-请您往这边走，可以吗？-什么？ - Can I get you to go this way, please? - What?
-这边 -不，先生 - Just over this way. - No, no, no, sir.
-这边请，先生 -我要去转机 - This way, sir. - I got a connection.
过去一下，先生 Just over here, sir.
好，很好，棒极了 Right. That's awesome. This is good.
裤子 Shorts.
这是衬衣 That's a shirt.
那些是板球 Those are, uh, cricket balls.
-板球？-是的，我会打板球 - Cricket? - Yeah, I play cricket.
刚刚在锦标赛中获胜，所以有奖杯并且宿醉 Just won a tournament. Hence the trophy and the hangover, sir.
我要赶时间 I'm kind of in a rush, you know?
-我要赶航班 -先生，请安静 - I got a flight to catch... - Sir, please.
先生，我是医生，我赶着去做手术 Sir, I'm a doctor, okay? I'm due for surgery,
当你逐个检查我的洗漱用品时，有个叫杰米的男孩 and while you're itemizing my toiletries, there's a young child named Jimmy
正在担忧他将被截肢 that's pondering his future as an amputee.
先生，他会失去他的腿 He might lose his leg, sir.
杰米会失去他的腿 Jimmy might lose his leg,
为了杰米，我要马上离开 and I need to leave immediately for Jimmy's sake.
马上，先生 Right now, sir.
现在，马上！ Now, now! Right... Okay...
对，那是可卡因，好吗？ Okay, that's cocaine. That's cocaine. Okay?
我刚刚结束作为整形外科医生的培训 And I just finished my residency as a plastic surgeon,
我绝对是好人，我可以帮你免费整形任何东西 and I am damn good and I can fix anything you want for free.
免费，无偿服务，也许帮你妻子做整形？ Free of charge, pro bono. Maybe on your wife perhaps?
也许她需要隆胸 Maybe she needs a fresh bosom,
也许给她屁股做个减脂手术，让她重拾自信 maybe a tuck to her rear, make it sing again.
先生，我可以创造奇迹 I can work miracles, sir.
也许我能帮你的耳朵做个整形 Maybe I could fix... I could fix your ears.
不要扯到我的耳朵 Don't start with my ears.
-所以你是医生 -是的，先生 - So you're a doctor. - Yes, sir.
人都在哪儿呢？ Where is everyone?
又是该死的堵车 It's that bloody traffic again.
我的天啊！ Sweet Jesus!
注意，注意！ Hear ye, hear ye!
注意，该死，都给我注意了！ Hear ye, goddammit, hear ye!
好，我只想说一件事情！ Okay, I'm gonna tell you one thing and it's not another!
如果你听到教堂的钟响了 If you hear the church bell ringin'
而且又不是星期天的早晨 and it ain't the Sunday mornin',
那就意味着这是镇民大会 it's because of the town meetin'.
如果要开镇民大会 And if there's a town meetin',
那是因为小镇需要这该死的镇民大会 it's because the town bloody well needs a town meetin'!
参加大会是你们的公民义务 It's your civic duty to be there!
好 Okay.
第一项议程 First order of business.
女士们，先生们，我很高兴地宣布 Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce
有个医生将要来蒂克尔黑德待一个月 that a doctor is comin' to Tickle Head for one month.
我们有整整一个月的时间 We have exactly one month
来说服我们的医生签署长期合同 to convince our good doctor to sign long term.
因为我们刚得到消息 Because we have just heard
如果这名医生选择留在蒂克尔黑德 that if the doctor chooses to stay here in Tickle Head,
我们就会有工厂！ we gets the factory!
呃? Eh?
我们有了医生，工厂就是迟早的事了 We get a doctor, the factory is a done deal.
-啊 -对吧？ - Ah! - Right?
-既定的事！-这个工厂是做什么的？ - Done deal! - What is this factory?
赫伯特，我们已经说过几百次了 Herbert, we have been through this 100 times.
这是一个石化副产品再利用的工厂 It is a petrochemical by-product repurposing facility.
这个工厂生产什么？ What does the factory make?
赫伯特，这很简单 It's very simple, Herbert.
他们把在石油钻塔中得到的石油化工废渣 They take petrochemical waste from the oil rigs and such
和，嗯… and, uh...
我不知道，他们创造就业 I don't know. They make jobs.
他们为每个人提供全职工作 They make full-time jobs for everyone.
谁想挣钱？ Who wants to earn a paycheque?
谁想把救济金支票塞回政府的屁股？ Who wants to shove the welfare cheque right up the government's arse?
谁想再次工作？ Who wants to work again?
举起你们的手，举起你们的手！ Well, raise your hands. Raise your hands!
这就对了！举起你们的手！ There you go! Yes! Raise your hands, yes!
对！ Yes!
好 Okay.
现在，我们有一个月的时间 Now, we have one month
来让我们的保罗·路易斯医生相信 to make our man here, Dr. Paul Lewis, believe.
一个月时间，让他像孩子一样地相信 One month to make him believe like a child,
蒂克尔黑德是地球上被称作为家的最好的地方 believe that Tickle Head is the finest place on Earth to call home.
一个月 One month.
海滩上有一大堆的东西 There's a whole lot of stuff on the beach. We can actually...
我们需要彻底地打扫 We need a big, big cleanup. We do need a big cleanup.
是的，我们需要派些小伙子去这里 We do. We gotta get some young fellas out there.
默里，这不是既定的事 Murray, it's not a done deal.
接着就是一整套美化项目 And then the whole beautification process,
你是说，也许上点漆，然后… you know, you were saying, like, maybe paint her up a little bit and...
但是绝不止这些，懂吗？ But it has to be more than that, you know?
整个小渔港像是为他量身定做的 The whole harbour has to be tailor-made for him.
所以我们得是个欢迎可卡因的小村子 So we must have a cocaine-friendly village.
默里，这不是既定的事 Murray, it's not a done deal.
现在离成功还很远 It's nowhere near being a done deal.
我没说这是既定的事 I didn't say "done deal".
不，你说过这是既定的事！ Yeah, you said "done deal"!
我希望人们能相信 Well, I need people to believe in this.
但这是谎言 Yeah, but it's a lie.
现在，我们只有谎言 Well, right now, lies is all we got.
-要让他对小渔港一见钟情 -没错 - It's gotta be love at first sight. - That's right.
细节很重要 Every detail is important.
比如，镇长先生说这个医生喜欢板球（音似蟋蟀） For example, Mr. Mayor said the doctor loves cricket.
-蟋蟀，蟋蟀？-对 - Cricket, cricket? - Yeah.
真恶心 That's disgusting.
-寿司已经够恶心了 -不，是板球 - I mean, sushi is bad enough. - No, cricket!
运动项目！板球！ The sport! Cricket!
运动项目，天啊，是指运动项目！ The sport, for God's sake! The sport!
和他们竞赛？ They, like, race 'em?
不，是有一个球和一个平的球拍 你从没见过吗？ No, it's with a ball and the flat bat. Have you never seen it?
-没有 -是个比赛项目 - No! - It's a game.
这肯定是一些小球拍之类的！板球！ They must be some small bats, what! Crickets!
-听着，嗯 -还有哪里？ - Listen. Yeah, listen. - What else we got?
这里有一大堆的房子需要清理 There's a whole slew of houses down there that need some work...
你知道什么可以诱惑他吗？ You know what would seduce him?
你知道什么可以诱惑他吗，捡到钱 You know what would seduce him? Findin' money.
什么？ What?
捡到钱，没有比这更开心的了 Findin' money. Nothing makes me happier.
这是令人满足的 It's satisfying.
你在闲逛，突然发现地上有5块钱 I mean, you're walkin' along and then, bam, there's 5 bucks just lying there, you know?
你会觉得很幸运 You feel lucky.
我们只有一次机会，不要搞砸了 We have one chance at this. Let's not mess it up.
-你说的小细节 -亨利，不要搞砸了 - You said small details! - Henry, don't... mess... this... up.
他第一眼见到的房子之一 Well... one of the first houses he'll see.
我知道 I know.
这不能给人留下很好的第一印象 It does not give a good first impression, boy.
真伤脑啊 Bloody painful.
转弯！停！ Turn it! Turn it! Hold it!
好，就这样！ That's it, that's it!
好了，这就是板球服 Right. So, here's the cricket uniform.
这是板球场 There's the cricket field...
规则 The rules...
我可以帮你们打印出来 I could print it for ya.
-好的 -好 - Yeah. Mm-hmm! - Yeah.
还需要帮忙吗？ Is there, uh, anything else?
可以给我们看一些性感女护士的照片吗？ Can you show us some photos of naughty nurses?
当然 Sure.
-打印好了 -很好 - I got 'em. - Great.
好 All right, okay.
学习这些规则是你们的公民义务 Now, it is your civic duty
我们都要成为板球爱好者 to study these rules. We must all become cricket aficionados.
放在这里，给你 Put them out there. Here we go.
这跟棒球有点像，但是它只有两个垒位 It's kind of like baseball but it's only got two bases
没有人带手套 and no one wears gloves.
有一个人戴手套 One guy wears a glove!
有一个人戴手套 One guy wears a glove.
板球场是个中间有块矩形的圆形场地 Now the cricket pitch is a circle with a rectangle in the middle.
你可以做到的，对吧，你弄到石灰了吗？ You can do that, right? You got lime?
是的，弄了好几袋 Sure, I got bags.
好，那我们开始吧 All right, let's get to it.
我们需要一大堆的白布 Oof! We're gonna need a whole lot of whites.
我们去哪里弄那么多白布？ Where are we going to get all these whites?
呃... Hmm...
一，二，三 One, two, three.
-这些是粉色的 -我们可以把它们漂白 - These are pink! - Yeah, we can just bleach 'em.
-但是它们是粉色的 -我们把它们漂白就好了！ - But these are pink! - We can just bleach them!
所以医生会在我们美丽的家待上一个月 And so the doctor will be staying in our beautiful home for a month.
那我们怎么办？ What about us?
我们会住在威廉斯夫妇家 Oh, we'll be staying with the Williamses.
还有人要宣布什么消息吗？ Anyone else have any announcements they'd like to make?
-露西？-什么？ - Lucy? - What?
有人要分享什么吗？ Anything anyone would like to share?
消息，近况？ News, updates?
达到了新的里程碑？ New milestones achieved?
壁垒被突破？ Barriers broken?
-找到了 -什么？ - This is it. - What?
看 Huh?
天啊 Sweet Jesus.
你知道怎么用吗？ Do we know how to hook it up?
不知道 No idea.
它还是粉色的 It's still very pink.
那不是粉色 That's not pink.
它就是粉色 It's pink.
即使是晚上，它看起来也是那么可怕 Even at night, it's horrendous.
-你在讲什么鬼话呢？-没什么 - What the hell are you talkin' about? - Nothing, really.
-每个人都有参与其中 -对 - Just, you know, everybody's pitchin' in. - Yeah,
-你现在就在用我的阁楼 -我们对此很感激 - you're using my attic! - Oh, well, we appreciate that,
但这确实能帮大忙，而且只有你能做到 but this would really help, and only you can do it.
不可能！ Out of the question!
只是…小小的调情 Just... a little flirt.
默里，不！ Murray, no!
-我讲的不是性交 -性交？ - I'm not talkin' about intercourse. - Intercourse?
我是说我讲的不是性交 I said I am not talking about intercourse.
-默里，我不是妓女 -我知道你不是妓女！ - I'm not a hooker, Murray. - I know you're not a hooker!
你是个年轻漂亮的女子 You're a beautiful, young woman.
我问的只是 All I'm asking is if it's possible
有没有跟医生调情的可能 to adopt a flirtatious attitude towards the doctor.
没有，他已经很幸福地订婚了 No! He's happily engaged.
没错！ Yeah, exactly!
所以我跟他调情的目的是什么？ So what would be the point of me flirtin' with him?
他是男人，你懂的 Well, just his manhood, you know,
引起他的欲望，让他感到有活力 just let him feel desired and feel alive,
使蒂克尔黑得成为他生活过的最好的地方！ make Tickle Head a great place to be a man!
这就是你想要的？ And that's what you want?
默里，看我对一个陌生人卖弄风骚 That's would make you happy, Murray,
就能让你开心了吗？ watching me come on to a stranger?
是的 Yes.
不，我的回答是不 No. The answer's no.
如果你问我，我也会对工厂这件事说不 And if you asked me, I'd say no to the factory too.
这是一个石化副产品再利用工厂！ It's a petrochemical by-product repurposing facility!
-这是个石油公司！-它在做资源回收利用！ - It's the oil company! - It's recycling!
这是好的，是吧？ That's good, eh? That's good, right?
不，他们做这些事只是为了造就公众形象 No! That's just something they're doin' for public image,
从而弥补他们造成的环境污染！ to repay for environmental damage they done!
-那就让他们补偿！-我不想这里有石油公司！ - So let 'em pay! - I don't want the oil company here!
你有工作，所以你不在乎，是吧？ Well, you know, that's very easy for you to say with a job, right?
政府工作而且还有带薪休假 Government job with vacation pay.
我想要的只是小小的调情！ All I'm asking for is a little flirt!
你好，安妮特 Hey, Annette.
你是疯子 You're cracked.
-你是疯子！-我知道你很擅长于此 - You're cracked! - I know you're good for it.
板球比赛一轮的时间被称为击球局 A cricket match is divided into periods called innings.
一队防守，一队攻击 One team fields and the other bats.
在每局击球局结束后，两队要攻守对调 The two teams switch between fielding and batting after each inning.
好了，每个人都去找到自己的位置 All right, so we switch around.
现在，守方11名成员全部上场 Now, all 11 members of the fielding team take the field,
在规定的时间内 but only two members of the batting team
攻方只能派两名球员上场 are on the field at any given time.
我们是并排站在一起？ You stand side by side or what?
还是各自站在球场两端，告诉我！ Opposite ends of the field? Come on!
-你们有人能听懂这些吗？-你想干嘛？ - Does this make sense to any of you guys? - You wanna do it?
给我个机会，让我看一下！ Give me a chance to look at it!
乔，不好意思我们不能让你当击球手了，好吗？ Joe! Joe, we're sorry we took your oars now, all right?
-给我 -拜托，够了！ - Give me the... - Come on, that's enough!
现在不是质疑的时候 Now's not the time for questions.
很好，走！ All right, go!
走！ Go!
-真糟糕 -糟糕透顶了！ - That was awful! - Awful! Bloody awful!
走！ Go!
右脚！ Right foot!
左脚！右脚！ Left foot! Right foot!
亨利，那是你的左脚 That's your left foot, Henry.
回去 Go back.
右脚！左脚！ Right foot! Left foot!
击球！ Right to the side! Follow through!
就是这样，回到原位 There you go. Back to where you were.
哦！ Oh!
亨利 Okay, Henry.
向上挥！ Just swing it up!
他出局了！ He's out!
-你现在要跑 -对，你要跑 - You gotta run now. - Yeah, you gotta run.
他没接到球 He dropped it.
-快跑！-你也是，你也要跑 - Run! - You too, you gotta run.
-别撞到他 -继续，球在哪儿？ - Don't knock him over. - Keep goin'. Where's the ball?
哒哒！ Ta-da!
-很好 -这是上衣 - Oh, yes! Yeah. - And this is for the top.
对的 Yeah, yeah.
很有运动员的样子 你看起来很棒！帅呆了！ He looks the part. You look good! Dapper!
我为你在这里做了额外的保护 And I put some extra protection down there for you.
是的，很好，来 Yes, good. There.
为什么它是粉色的？ Why is it pink?
默里，祝你好运！ Good luck, Murray!
加油！ Come on!
我拿错了！ I took the wrong one!
他怎么样？ How's he doin'?
不太好 Not good.
你没事吧？ You okay?
没事 All good.
因为这新鲜空气，我只是… It's this fresh air. I just...
我只是比较习惯污浊的空气，你懂吧？ I'm just used to, like, this dense, dense smog, you know?
这就是为什么我从来不离开城市 That's why I never left the city.
如果我哪天没被流浪者抢劫 I get these anxiety attacks
那我会很焦虑，你了解这种感受吗？ when I'm not mugged by a homeless person on a daily basis, you know?
了解 Yeah.
这些在这里用不了，这里只有固定电话 Yeah, those don't work here. Land lines only.
抱歉 Sorry.
这很好 Oh, that's... that's great.
-他们来了！-什么？ - They're coming! - What?
-他们来了！-大家都起来！ - They're comin'! - Everybody up!
快，大家都动起来！ Come on, everybody together!
快，各就各位！我们来打板球了！ Come on now, get in your positions! Let's play cricket!
这是开玩笑吧 Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
这是真的吗？ What the... Is this for real?
啊？ Hmm?
这个！ This!
-你喜欢板球吗？-爱死板球了 - Do... do you like cricket? - Love cricket.
-为板球而生 -真的？ - I live for cricket. - Really?
-你也打吗？-当然，爱死了 - You play? - Oh yeah. Oh, love that.
-真的？-真的 - Really? - Oh, yeah.
今天举行的是本季度的决赛 We got the final game of the season here.
加油！加油！ Come on! Come on!
别管了，别管了！ No checking, no checking!
我们父辈也爱打 Our fathers played.
这是我们小渔港的优良传统 It's a great tradition in our small harbour.
我绝对…从没见过这样的运动场地 That's definitely a... field setting I've never seen before.
是的，我跟他们讲过好多次，但是他们不听 Yeah, I know. I keep tellin' them, but they don't listen.
决赛，是吧？ Final game, huh?
-我们去看吧 -嗯… - Let's go. - Ah...
-我们一定要去！-不可能 - Oh, we gotta go! - Not possible.
就几局而已 A few overs never hurt no one.
他们不喜欢有观众 Nah, they hate spectators.
不，我们一定要去，默里 No, we have to, Murray.
走吧 Let's go.
就几局，就当为了我 A few overs, for me.
-好吧 -谢谢 - Okay. - Thank you.
-他想去看比赛 -什么？ - He wants to watch the match. - What?
现在好了，马屁拍过头了 Well, that's it then. The arse has gone out of her.
不，按喇叭，我来想办法 No, no. Sound the horn. I'll think of something.
加油，看在老天的份上，大家打起精神！ Come on now, get it together, for God's sake!
-他们过来了 -什么？ - They're coming. - What?
他们过来了！ They're coming!
他们过来了！他们过来了！ They're... they're coming! They're coming!
天啊 Sweet Christ.
知道我们击球后应该做什么吗？ Any idea what happens after we hit the ball?
-不知道 -是不是有个备用计划 - No. - Is there a plan B
你没有告诉我们？ you haven't told us about?
没有备用计划 No plan B.
医生会感到很奇怪看到我们全都穿得像板球运动员 The doctor might find it peculiar that we're dressed up as cricket players,
而且我们手上的器材跟板球器材那么像 that we're playing with equipment that looks like cricket equipment,
但是我们完全不知道怎么打板球 but we have absolutely no idea how to play cricket!
继续打！ Keep playing!
没事的，没事的 It's all right. It's all right.
老天呀！ Jumpin' Jesus!
我们怎么办？ What do we do? What do we do?
我以为你们会喜欢曲棍球！ I thought you'd all love hockey!
我们怎么办？我们怎么办？ What do we do? What do we do?
我们受不了曲棍球 We can't stand hockey.
我们怎么办？我们怎么办？ What do we do? What do we do?
我们怎么办？西蒙！ What do we do? What do we do? Simon!
我们怎么办？ What do we do?
耶！ Yay!
-嗯？-耶！ - Huh? - Yay!
哦，真不巧，比赛结束了 Oh, there you go. Game's over.
本季度的比赛结束了，我们回船上吧 Season's over. Let's get back to the boat.
两队都赢了？ Both teams won?
一队赢了联盟赛，一队赢了这次比赛 Well, one team won the league, one team won the match.
这是优良的运动员精神 You know, it's, uh... it's basic good sportsmanship.
噢. Oh.
噢. Oh!
不要靠太近，孩子 Not too close, son.
不好意思！ Sorry. Ah!
-谢谢 -不客气！ - Ah, thank you. - Yeah!
这是个小渔港，但是它有个宽大的胸怀 It's a small harbour, but... it's got a big heart.
-来，他们会把其他行李送过来的 -好 - Come on, they'll deliver the rest. - Yeah. Thank you.
他们会送过来的，没事，走吧 They'll deliver that up. That's all right. Come on.
这是蒂克尔黑德的骄傲 That's the pride of Tickle Head.
我们不能碰她 - We can't touch her. - Hmm...
世界遗产小屋
到了，门是开着的 Here we are. Door's open.
-东西很快就会到了 -好的 - The stuff will be up in a minute. - All right.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
你需要可卡因吗？ Will you be needing any cocaine?
对不起，什么？ I'm... I'm sorry, what?
我们已经弄到手了 We're down with it.
嗯，这… Yeah, it's...
这不太好吧！ it's not really, uh... okay!
谢谢 But thanks.
享受我们美丽的小渔港吧 Enjoy our beautiful harbour.
噢, 哇! Oh, whoa!
我听到声音了 I can hear something.
-我肯定我听到声音了 -他在打电话 - I can definitely hear something. - He's dialling.
-是的！-大点声，声音外放 - He is! - Turn it up. Put it on speakers.
啊! Ah!
老天！海伦？ Jesus! Helen?
-你好？-海伦！ - Hello? - Helen!
不要动那个按钮！ Don't touch that knob!
-亨利！-好！ - Henry! - Okay, okay!
-不是！-这里 - No, no, no! - There.
-海伦，你能听到吗？-喂？ - Helen, can you hear me? - Hello?
-我是保罗，海伦… -保罗！你绝对想不到 - Hey, it's Paul. Helen... - Paul! Oh, you wouldn't believe
我今天应付了多少个令你沮丧的客户 the number of upset clients of yours that I had to deal with today.
-可以用了！-高华德夫人冲我咆哮 - It works! - Mrs. Goldwater yelled at me
因为她不能在参加她女儿婚礼前及时隆胸 'cause she won't get her new breasts in time for her daughter's wedding.
是吗，那你最近有没有去遛狗？ Uh, yeah, so have you walked the dog lately?
-有 -因为你要经常遛他 - Yes. - 'Cause you gotta walk him
一天至少两到三次，每天都要，我是说每天 at least two, three times a day, every day. I'm talking every day.
-你也可以和他讲话 -不，我才不和他讲话 - You can talk to him too. - No, I'm not gonna talk to him.
他会难过的，海伦，他会的 He'll get depressed, Helen. He will.
你该跟他讲话，他是个很好的倾听者 -他是条狗，我不跟狗讲话 - You gotta talk to him. He's a good listener. - He's a dog. I don't talk to dogs.
还有狗狗公园！ Oh, and the dog park!
不要去我们经常去的那个，那只叫约克的会来 Don't go back to that one we always go to. That Yorkie's back.
约克会欺负他，显得他很懦弱 He gets in his head and he makes him unmanly and he overcompensates
他需要一两周时间来恢复，我们不希望他那样 for a week or two. We don't want that.
我们要把这些全都写下来吗？ Do we have to write down all this stuff?
当然！ Yes!
-你去的小镇怎么样？-我来的小镇… - So how is it, the town you're in? - The town I'm in...
医学观点？近亲交配 Hmm... Medical opinion? Inbreeding.
-我不要把这写下来 -那房子呢？ - I'm not... I'm not writin' that down. - And what about the house?
房子？ The house? Yeah, it's, uh...
很丑 It's hideous.
-很丑？哦！-哦！ - Hideous? Oh! - Oh, oh, oh!
亨利，什么都没听到 Didn't hear that, Henry.
没听清医生怎么说你的房子 Didn't quite get what the doctor said about your house.
我要走了，不然要迟到了，今天是女孩之夜 I gotta go. I'm late. It's girls' night out.
我想起来了，在我离开之前有找伯尼谈过 That reminds me, I talked to Bernie before I left.
他不是同性恋，所以他说 Yeah, he's not gay, so he says.
伯尼是同性恋？伯尼是同性恋！ Bernie's gay? Bernie's gay!
…骗女人上床的技巧，确实有用 ...a ploy to get women in the sack. It works.
据他说，这使她们觉得很特别 It makes them feel special, according to him.
我也得去试试 I may have to try that.
天啊！ Oh, for God's sake!
你们要去哪里？ Where you going?
我们要去泰姬陵吃晚饭！ We're going to dinner, at the Taj!
-“泰姬陵” -泰姬陵！ - "Taj". - Ah! The Taj!
我真是爱死那里的咖喱羊肉了 I'd kill for that Lamb Dhansak right now.
-你有没有加辣？-他爱死什么了? - You get it spicy or mild? - He'd kill for what?
羊肉什么的！ "Lamb dan" something!
泰姬陵，印度泰姬陵，那就是咖喱 Taj, Taj. Taj Mahal. That's, uh, curry.
-咖喱！-咖喱羊肉 - Curry! - Lamb Dhansak...
…几口白葡萄酒… ...a little white wine...
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
我叫保罗，新来的医生 I'm Paul, the, uh, new doctor.
好极了 Terrific.
你知道餐馆在哪儿吗？ Uh, you know where the, uh, restaurant is?
在小山的那边，码头的尽头，你刚刚有经过 It's over the hill, down by the pier. You walked past it.
对，对 Right. Right.
什么样的傻瓜才会在这样的小村庄里迷路？ I mean, what kind of moron would get lost in a tiny village like this, huh?
我猜应该是个超级大傻瓜 Pretty big moron, I guess.
嗯. Mm-hmm.
这是渔港，不是村庄 It's a harbour, not a village.
渔港，记住了 Harbour. Mental noting.
好 Right.
-晚上好 -你好 - Good evening. - Hello.
今天的汤是萝卜汤 - The soup today is carrot. - Hmm!
特色菜是比目鱼，辣火鸡三明治 And the specials are flat fish, hot turkey sandwich
还有咖喱羊肉 and Lamb Dhansak.
咖喱羊肉？ Lamb Dhansak?
是的，今天是我们著名的咖喱羊肉节 Yes, it's our famous Lamb Dhansak Festival.
咖喱羊肉节
那我就要那个了 I'll take that.
好的，一份咖喱羊肉 Okay then! One Lamb Dhansak.
你好 Hi.
我喝了酒 So, uh, I've been drinking.
当一个陌生人半夜敲开女生的门的时候 That's exactly what a girl wants to hear
她想听到的确实是这句话 when a stranger knocks on her door in the middle of the night.
我向别人打听了你的住所 Well, I asked where you lived.
所以，我只是过来道个歉 So, I just... I just wanted to apologize.
在10点钟？ At ten o'clock?
怎么，道歉还有宵禁？ What, is there some kind of curfew here for apologies?
今天开业吗？ Are you open for business today?
是的 Yeah.
嗯 Just, um...
稍等几分钟 I'm just gonna need a minute.
-好的 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
我是路易斯医生 Dr. Lewis.
-我叫赫伯特 -我是路易斯医生，请进 - Herbert. - Dr. Lewis. Come on in.
-路易斯医生 -请进 Dr. Lewis. Come on in.
请坐 Have a seat.
吸气，呼气 Breathe in and out.
很好，张大嘴巴，说啊… Nice, big, wide, and give me a long "ah"...
啊 Ah...
吸气，呼气 In and out.
啊 Ah...
好了 There you go.
这里有肿块吗？ - Ah! Any swelling? - Ooh!
好 Okay.
很好，对吧？ That's pretty good, huh? Right?
很好 That's pretty good.
我帮你包扎一下，然后你就会好了 We're gonna put a bandage on there, and then you will be on your way.
请躺下，头放这边 Okay, if you wanna lay down here, head here, please,
我来检查一下 and we'll take a peek.
-我按下去的时候痛吗？-不痛 - Okay, any pain when I push down? - No.
-那我放开呢？-不痛 - And when I release? - No.
卡佛特，你介意我看一眼吗？ All right, Calvert, you mind if I take a peek at that?
-不介意 -很好 - Yeah. - Great.
我能问一下，这是谁粘的吗？ Who put this on, if I may ask you?
我自己粘的 I put that on myself.
好吧 Hmm... Okay.
我得了所谓的顽固性脚癣 Well, uh, I got what you could call persistent athlete's foot.
-嗯 -它很痒 - Okay. - It's itchy.
很痒，一直都很痒 - Itchy, itchy all the time. - Okay.
而且正在向上转移！ And it's moving up!
这不再是足癣，而是腿癣 It's no longer athlete's foot, it's athlete's leg.
我担心它会继续向上转移 And I'm scared it'll go even higher.
你想看一下吗？ - Mm-hmm. - Do you wanna see?
可以 Sure.
是的，那… Oh, yeah. That's, um...
嗯. Mm-hmm.
如果还痛，两周后再来看一下 If the pain's still there, just come back and see me in two weeks.
-丽莎得了足底疣 -不要说！ - Uh, Lisa got the plantar warts. - Don't!
星期三，基思摔倒了，擦伤了他的腿 Keith fell down, scraped up his leg Wednesday,
上个月，詹姆士，雪莉和克莉丝塔都得了耳部感染 James, Sherry and Krista all got the ear infection last month,
肯尼晚上的时候会咳嗽 and little Kenny here coughs at night.
我不是很清楚，也是是哮喘或者是过敏 I mean I don't know, maybe it's asthma or maybe it's allergies.
-戴维还是要尿床 -妈妈！ - And David still wets his bed. - Mom!
他是医生！ Well, he's a doctor!
所有办法我都试过了 I mean, I tried everything, you know?
恐吓，治疗，全都没用，他就是要尿床！ Threats, treats. Nothing works. He is a bed wetter!
还有其他的吗？ Anything else?
我需要口服避孕药 I need to go on the pill.
老实说，这个星期二你不要来，知道吗？ So, officially, you're not coming this Tuesday?
你知道怎么处理你的工作 我不能忍受这里住上一整个月 - You know how it is with work. - Look, I'm not gonna last a full month here
-而且还见不到你 -我懂 - without seeing you. - I know.
这里太忙了 You know, it's beyond hectic.
稍后再联系 Uh, I'll call you right back.
-好的，再见！-好的，再见 - Okay, bye! - Yep. Okay, bye.
-你好，朋友 -你好！ - Hey, pal. - Hey!
-你的第一天怎么样？-很忙！ - How was your first day? - Busy! Yeah.
真的很忙，默里 Real busy, Murray.
照这个速度，我担心我撑不了一周 And at this rate, I doubt I'll last a week.
你们都疯了吗？ Are you all completely mad?
医生说他一天接待了43个病人！ The doctor said he saw 43 patients in one day!
他说他见到了在他整个医疗生涯中 He said he witnessed things he'd never seen before
都没见到过的东西 in his entire medical career.
他说，我举个例子 He said, and I quote,
“我感觉我穿越回了中世纪” "I felt like I'd been transported back to medieval times."
这就是我们诱惑我们好医生的办法？ Is this how we seduce our good doctor?
谁得了会转移的足癣？ Who here has a case of creeping athlete's foot?
谁？ Who?
弗兰克？ Frank?
弗兰克，你自己说 Frank, you said to yourself,
“说服医生留在这里的最好办法就是 "The best way to convince the doctor to live here
给他展示蒂克尔黑德有着 "is to show him that there exists here in Tickle Head
顽强的足部真菌吗”？ "some kind of powerful foot fungus"?
这确实让人很难受 Well, it is very uncomfortable.
从现在起，我要记录医生的预约 From now on, I'll take the doctor's appointments.
好，安妮特… All right, Annette...
-下一位？-这里… - Who's next? - Over here...
老天！ Aw, jeez!
-弗兰克？-我懂的，不要再提足癣了 - Frank? - I know, I know, no more athlete's foot.
不是，你喜欢音乐，是吧？ No, no, no. You like music, right?
-是的 -很好，因为医生喜欢爵士 - Yeah. - Yeah, great, 'cause the doctor loves jazz.
天呐，我讨厌爵士 Oh, man, I hate jazz.
-是吗，我很忙 -是的 - Yeah? So, I'm busy. - Right.
-我要去其他地方 -我知道 - I gotta be somewhere. - Yeah.
所以我就指望你了，弗兰克，多谢 So I'm really counting on you, Frank. Thanks.
不，我讨厌爵士！ No, no, no... I hate jazz!
我讨厌爵士！ I hate jazz! Ah!
早上好 Good morning.
请进 Come on in.
-你好？-安德森先生？ - Hello? - Mr. Anderson?
我是来自蒂克尔黑德的默里·弗兰西 -哪位？ - This is Murray French, from Tickle Head. - Who?
默里·弗兰西 Murray French.
蒂克尔黑德的新镇长 The new mayor of Tickle Head.
我们投标了你们的再利用工厂 We're bidding for the repurposing facility you guys are...
是的，是的，弗兰西先生 Oh yes, yes, yes! Yes, Mr. French.
我想起你们镇的提案了 I remember your town's proposal now.
我打电话是想告诉你，我们已经有全职医生了 Well, I'm just calling to tell you that we've got a doctor assigned full-time.
真是好消息，我会把这记录下来的 Great news. I'll make a note of that.
但是跟你坦白说，安妮港的 But to be perfectly honest with you, the town of Port Anne
出价很诱人 has made a dazzling bid.
我们可以提供更多优惠 Well, we can beat anything they offer.
更多 Anything.
他们有很多 Yeah, no, they've been very creative
-有创造性的想法 -我们也可以很有创造性 - in coming up with an idea... - Well, now, we can be creative.
相信我，我们也可以很有创造性 Believe me, Trip, we can be creative.
先生，事实上，他们包括了私人保险 Sir, they've actually included a personal assurance...
他们私人保险的金额是多少？ How much is their personal assurance?
贿赂！他想贿赂！ A bribe! He wants a bribe?
说明这确实有作用 -是的，十万美元！ - That's how these things work! - Yeah, $100,000?
这跟工厂所带来的收益比起来根本不算什么！ It's nothing to what the factory will generate!
我不能帮你弄到那么多钱，好吗？ I can't get you that kind of money, all right?
请坐 Here.
只是贷款！ It's just a loan!
默里，我的老板是不可能给我这么多钱的 Murray, there's no way that my boss is gonna give me that kind of money.
你的老板？你为什么不能做决定？ Your boss? Why don't you make a decision?
我就差那么一点就要被自动取款机取代了 I'm this close to being replaced with an ATM.
你早就是个自动取款机了！ You're already an ATM!
我告诉过你，我们要正式一点 I told you, we had to do this the proper way.
你可以穿正装！他们会看监控的！ You could've worn a tie! They watch these videos!
先生，有什么可以为您效劳的？ What can I do for you today, gentlemen?
亨利，你知道我们来干嘛的！ Henry, you know why we're here!
贷款？好的！ A loan? I see!
姓名？ Names?
我要揍你了 I'm gonna punch you in the throat.
淡定，西蒙 Easy, Simon. Easy.
姓名？ Names?
和昨天一样 Same as yesterday.
亲爱的，我即将启程 I've come my dear for to take my leave
扬帆而去，请别为我流泪 I'm going to sail love Do not weep
穿越西班牙的海岸 Going to sail o'er the Spanish shore
我将离开我的爱人 And I'll leave my fair one
我将离开我的爱人 I'll leave my fair one
离开我的爱人 Leave my fair one
我爱慕的那个女孩 The girl I adore
不惧严寒，不惧危险 No cold no danger need I fear
我将登上私掠船 I'm going to sail in a privateer
如果我成了上帝的幸运儿 And if God pleases to spare my life
亲爱的，当我归来 When I return love
我将娶你为妻 I'll make you my wife
心头的另一个忧虑 There's one thing more that disturbs my mind
当你漫步西班牙海岸 When you're rambling on the Spanish shore
你决想不到… Oh you ne'er will think on...
芭布？ Barb?
默里？你怎么来了？天啊！ Murray? What are you doing? Oh, my God!
他不喜欢意大利面，这会让他很难受 He never liked that spaghetti. It gave him the vicious heartburn.
他还是很想念那条狗 He still misses that dog.
那是只西班牙猎犬 名字很可爱，叫巴基德 It's a spaniel. Bucket is his name. Cute name.
也许我们可以给他弄只宠物什么的 Maybe... maybe we should get him a pet or something.
-那是什么？-什么？ - What's that? - What?
那张纸 The page.
涂鸦 Doodles.
给我看看 Show me.
-不 -就看一下 - No. - Come on.
这是私人信息 It's private information.
这会伤害他的 It could hurt him.
薇拉，我们不会伤害他的 Vera, we won't hurt him.
我保证 I promise.
他从来没有父亲 He never had a father.
唔... Hmm...
这种感觉棒极了！ Ah, this is great!
这样真好 It's really nice.
妙极了 Fantastic.
你和凯瑟琳怎么样了？ So, what's happenin' with, uh, Kathleen?
女邮政局长凯瑟琳？ Postmistress Kathleen?
你们俩是小渔港谈论的话题 Ah, you two are the talk of the harbour.
挺好的，默里，她真是美极了 I mean, that's flattering, Murray, and she is drop-dead gorgeous.
我是说… I mean...
但是我可以保证我们之间什么事都没发生 But I can assure you that there is nothing going on with her and I.
什么都没有 I mean nothing.
你的毒瘾怎么样？ So what about the cocaine addiction?
我的…这不是… My... I... It's not a...
在我掌控之中 It's... it's under control.
你确定？ You sure?
你真的应该戒毒了 Well, then you should bloody well stop messing about with it.
-当然 -这会毁了你的生活 - Absolutely. - It'll ruin your life.
毁了！ Ruin it!
-确实 -你的生活 - It really is... - Your life.
你说得对 You're right.
毁了你！ Ruin it!
她总是谈起你 Ah, she... she talks about you all the time.
我觉得我还是挺擅于与人交往的 You know, I feel I'm pretty good at picking up signals,
但是对她就… but... but from her, it's just...
感觉很遥远 I mean, it is distant.
我是说…很有距离 I'm talking... I'm talking distant.
因为你已经订婚了 Well, you know, since you're engaged,
所以她还是想跟你保持点距离的 但是她已经堕入情网了 she maybe prefers to keep her distance a little bit, but she is in love.
什么，默里，她爱上我了？ What? Murray, she's in... with me?
这是她说的 Well, that's what she said.
-你的笑容，还有… -什么？ - Something about your smile, or... - What?
有了，就是这种 There you go. That's the one.
不，不 No. No.
就是这样，就是这种笑容，让她着迷 That's it, that's the smile right there. It drives her wild.
我也会抓到的，我保证在我离开之前我会做到 I will catch one, I promise you that, before I leave.
孩子，要有耐心，你会找到窍门的 Patience, son. You'll get the hang of it.
他的技术糟透了 He stinks.
这一次，我没喝酒 So, I haven't been drinking.
-已经朝正确方向前进了一步 -对 - That's a step in the right direction. - Mm-hmm.
是吧，我在想 Right? And I was wondering,
你知道对于一些薄饼干，奶酪 do you know of a postmistress
还有一瓶不那么好的红酒 that would be interested in sharing some crackers and cheese
女邮局局长会感兴趣吗？ and a not-so-good bottle of red wine?
我会帮你注意一下的 I'll keep an eye out.
好! Hmm!
先生，你的身体很健康 You, sir, are in good health.
这里怎么了？ What happened there?
这是因为替补者 It was the substitute.
替补者？ The substitute?
我们不能说 We're not allowed to say.
-我们不能说 -好吧 - We're not allowed to say. - Okay.
-他问了吗？-问了！ - Did he ask? - Yes!
干得好！ That a boy!
两个星期过去了，我们的计划进行地很完美 Two weeks rolled by and our plan was working perfect.
你说10天内会来，那你确定什么时间了吗？ You said you were coming in 10 days. Do you know when you're coming, then?
你真的回来吗？ Are you coming at all?
左右摇摆？ Side to side?
保罗的心被我们诱惑着 Paul's heart was being tugged at in all the right places.
所有人都参与其中，献出一份力 All hands were pitching in, doing their part.
很好 Great...
我们的生活再一次充满目标 Our days were once again filled with purpose.
左肩上的伤疤确实很严重 That's a pretty good scar there on your left shoulder.
是的 Uh-huh.
我来猜一下，是替代者？ Let me guess, the substitute?
对的 Uh-huh...
为了共同的愿望 We'd all come together,
我们日夜奋斗 working day and night for a common dream.
-我要调大音量了 -好的 - I'm gonna go real loud. - Okay.
-你准备好了吗？-是的 - Are you ready? - Uh-huh.
这一段是独奏 There's the solo.
开始了！ Now!
太好听了！ Ah! So good!
尽管我们很努力，医生却开始感到孤单 But in spite of our efforts, the doctor started to feel lonely.
我知道我们每天都聊，但是这不一样 I know we talk every day, but it's not the same.
这不一样，你不在这里，你不在我身边 It's not the same. You're not here, you're not beside me,
我想念那种感觉 and I miss that.
-我想你 -那告诉我 - And I miss you. - Well, tell me,
如果你在这里，你会怎么做？ what you would you do if you were here?
-告诉我 -我会怎么做？ - Tell me. - Uh, what would I do?
告诉我，你会怎么做？ Yeah, tell me, what would you do?
-告诉我，淘气鬼 -淘气鬼？ - Tell me, naughty boy. - Naughty boy?
唔 我... Um, well...
我会亲吻你的脖子 I would start by kissing your neck.
-是吗？-是的 - Oh, would you? - Yeah, I would.
然后我会爱抚你的双臂 And then I would proceed to caress your arms
还有你的后背 and your back
还有那双很长很长的腿 and those very, very, very long legs.
房间越来越热了 It's getting very hot in here.
-也许你该把衣服脱了 -我已经脱了 - Well, maybe you should undress. - I already am.
很好 Nice.
我需要一根烟 I need a cigarette.
你戒烟了 You quit.
好吧，那我不抽，我就吸着 All right, I'm not gonna smoke it, I'll just... suck on it.
告诉我，路易斯医生，现在呢？ Tell me, what now, Dr. Lewis?
我会… I would, uh...
告诉我，告诉我 Tell me. Tell me.
-我会… -告诉我 - I would, uh... - Tell me.
我会… I would, um...
天啊，快告诉她！ For the love of God, tell her!
我会玩我的机器 I'd play with my machine.
然后你要把它放哪儿？ Mm... And then where are you gonna put it?
-他说什么？-你要怎么用你的机器？ - What did he say? - What will you do with your machine?
我认为他说的是机器 I think he said machine.
-告诉我… -他要用他的机器 - Tell me... - He's going to use his machine.
-机器是什么鬼东西？-然后… - What the hell is a machine? - And then...
我会用那加满油的机器… I would caress, uh, your feet..
爱抚你的双脚 With that gassed-up machine.
他为什么要那么做？ Why would he do that?
我们要把这都写下来吗？ Do we write all this down?
是的！我们当然要把这写下来！ Yes! Of course we have to write this down!
然后我把它翻过来，清理它的底部 And then I'd flip it over and clean out the undercarriage.
我觉得我应该把它画下来 I think I should draw some of this.
是的… Yeah...
然后我想看看它会不会自己运转 And then I'd see if it wants to run on its own.
在她脚上？ With her feet?
我听到就是这么说的 That's what I heard.
他说他要用他那大机器摩擦她的脚 He said he wanted to rub his big machine up against her feet.
他的机器？机器是什么？ His machine? What's a machine?
像… Like a...
不是吧！ Ha! No!
我也这样做过一次 Yeah, I'd do it once.
-在你脚上？-没错！ - With your feet? - Yep!
我会担心有细菌 Pfft! I'd be worried about fungus.
干嘛，它们会以惊人的速度传播 What? It can spread at an alarmin' rate.
这里，给你们看 Here, look, I'll show ya.
-正在我腿上向上转移 -别！ - It's creepin' up my leg. - Come on!
不，你不能借 No, you can't borrow 'em.
-对不起，你说什么？-薇拉 - I'm sorry. What? - Vera.
-默里 -你拿到了吗？ - Murray. - Did you get it?
该死！ Oh, shit!
冰箱里只有一点空间了 There wasn't room in the fridge.
你把它冻起来了？ You froze it?
-它还没完全冻住 -赶快准备一下！ - It's not entirely frozen. - Get a move on!
我是罪人 I'm a dead man.
保罗，你多大了？ What age are you, Paul?
29了 29 now.
怎么了？ Why?
我儿子应该差不多也是你这个年纪了 It's just my son would be close to your age about now.
-10年前，我们失去了他 -哦… - We lost him 10 years ago. - Oh...
真遗憾，我不知道 I'm sorry, I didn't know.
他叫什么名字？ What was his name?
格雷德 Gerald.
格雷德 Gerald...
我失去了父亲 I lost my father.
-是吗？-是的 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm.
我很少谈起这个 I don't usually talk about it. I don't know.
我也很少谈起我的儿子 I don't usually talk about my son.
我觉得现在这种感觉就像他在身边一样 I guess this is the way it would feel if he was around still, you know?
在我两岁的时候，他去世了 He passed away when I was two.
有气泡 Hmm! Bubbles.
真的？ Eh?
是的 Yeah.
-气泡是什么意思？-那里有条大鱼！ - Bubbles. What's that mean? - Oh, that's a big fish there!
太好了！ Oh, yeah!
-不要，保持冷静！-它在咬线，默里！ - No, stay calm! Stay calm! - Oh, it's biting, Murray!
-冷静点 -我们一定要钓到它 - Calm down. - We can't lose this.
放松点，冷静一下，我们会钓到的 Take it easy, now. Calm down. We got it.
好，保持冷静 - Okay, yeah, yeah. Calm down. - Yeah!
-我要做什么？收线？-收线上鱼 - He's biting. What do I do? Reel? - Reel him in.
-是的，往上拉 -天啊！ - Yes, and pull. - Oh my God!
冷静！在这里卷线！ Calm! Reel 'er in there!
好! Yeah!
他是个好战者！ Yeah, he's a fighter!
-他肯定很大，默里！-快点卷线 - It's huge, Murray! - Just reel 'er in there.
太棒了！快看！ Oh, yeah! Look at that!
-有了！-钓到了！ - Here he comes! - Get it!
钓到了！ There we go!
太好了，抓住它！ Yeah! Get it! Get him!
-是的！-钓到了！ - Yeah! - There ya go!
太棒了！ Yes!
-他… -啊？ - He's... - Eh?
-好凉 -是吗 - Cold. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
好像被冻住了一样 Like almost frozen, really.
他一定是生活在最下面的 Oh, yeah, he must have come from the very bottom.
就在这下面，这是你的战果 Right down there! Oh, that's a beauty you got.
我的手被冻死了！ Oh, my hands are cold!
谢谢！太感谢了！我的第一条鱼！ Thank you! Really! First fish!
你真是个天生的渔夫 - You're a natural. - There you go.
-就在他后面 -他猛地一击！ - Right behind him. - He banged it!
砰！ Pow!
鱼来了！ There we go!
-敬我们伟大的渔夫！-来！ - To the great fisherman! - Ah!
拒绝
贷款被拒绝了 It's been refused.
为什么？ Why?
第一，十万美元是很大一笔钱 First of all, $100,000 is a lot of money.
第二，我们的表格里没有贿赂这一项 Secondly, our forms don't have little boxes you can check for bribes.
-这不是贿赂 -这是贿赂 - It's not a bribe. - It's a bribe.
你真是这家银行的经理吗？ Are you really the manager of this bank?
如果你真是的话 Because if you really are,
你就应该知道这个职位需要承担很大的职责 you know, the position holds many responsibilities.
很显然，你要给很多文件盖章 You know. I mean, obviously, there's a lot of documents to stamp.
不要！不要！ Don't! Don't! No! Don't!
你还要检查一些复杂的账单 You probably have some complex accounting you have to see to.
停！不要！默里！ Stop! Don't! Murray!
不要！快停下！默里！ Don't! Stop it, Murray! Don't!
-别这样！-我猜你会特地 - Stop it! - Then I imagine you set aside
-留出15分钟，边上网… -快停下！ - 15 minutes preciously on the Internet... - Stop it!
…边摩擦你那家伙 ...where you take time to polish your cricket stick.
不要！他们会看监控的！ Don't! They watch those videos!
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
不要！他们会看… Don't! They watch those...
-默里！-还有一点 - Murray! - There's more.
相信这个项目，也是你的职责！ There's also a part of your job where you have to believe in the project!
你要参与到这个项目中！ You have to be a part of the project!
银行经理要参与这个项目 A bank manager gets involved with the project,
他要付诸行动，敢于冒险 he sticks his neck out, he risks his reputation,
全力以赴，赴汤蹈火！ goes for broke, he rolls the bones!
他直视着上级的眼睛说 He looks the superior straight in the eye and he says,
“去你的申请表！我相信这个项目会成功的！” "Forget the application form! I know this project's gonna work!"
银行经理会做这些事！ A bank manager does all those things!
如果你不能做这些事，亨利，你只是… If you can't do all these things, Henry, I'm afraid you're...
不要说下去了，好吗？ Don't say it, okay?
不要说下去了 Just don't say it.
-不要说下去了 -如果你不能做这些事，亨利 - Don't say it. - If you can't do all these things, Henry,
你只是个自动取款机 you are nothing but an ATM.
我需要签署什么文件吗？ Is there something I should sign?
噢! Oh!
在这里还开心吗？ Enjoying your stay?
开心的 Yeah.
这里不太一样 I mean, it's, uh, a bit different.
我习惯于去餐馆和电影院吃喝玩乐 You know, I guess I'm used to restaurants and theatres
打打电话 and cellphone coverage,
接触不同的文化和机遇 to different cultures and opportunities, you know?
-但是这里… -在我们这个小村庄 - But here, it's... - In our little village...
不，我没那么说 No, I didn't say that.
小渔港 Small harbour.
是这里的人 It's the people.
你根本不需要问他们过得怎么样，你就是知道 You don't even have to ask how they're doing, you just know.
还有关于那些… And there's something about that, that...
尤其是那些人是否信任你 You know? Especially if those people let you in.
-嘿，保罗 -嘿 - Hey, Paul. - Hey.
我早上接待了几个病人 So, uh... so I had these patients this morning,
-他们都有那些看起来很可怕的伤疤 -是的 - and they had these awful-looking scars. - Yeah.
默里，你知道那个替补者是谁吗？ You know who the substitute is, Murray?
不能说 Can't say.
拜托了 Please.
是屠夫，屠夫给他们看病 The butcher! They received care from the butcher.
因为他是屠夫 Since he's the butcher, he has the most knowledge
所以他了解人体解剖学 of the human anatomy.
很显然，他读过80世纪的一些书 Apparently he read a couple books in the '80s.
你能想象吗，我敢保证 I mean, can you imagine? I guarantee you
他甚至都没消毒 he doesn't even scrub down.
从卫生方面来说，这真是太荒唐了！ On the sanitary purpose, it's... it's ridiculous!
你真该看看他留下的伤疤有多大 You should see the size of these scars he leaves behind.
他们怎么可以过着这样的生活？ How do they live like this?
这太荒谬了！ It's ridiculous!
每个人都有看病的权利！ Everyone deserves the right to have a doctor!
现在已经是21世纪了，不是吗？ I mean, we have reached the 21st century, haven't we?
听这个，听这个 Oh, and get this. Get this.
镇长告诉我，有个叫史密斯的人 So, the mayor was telling me about this man, Mr. Smith.
他在大白天的时候心脏病发作 He had a heart attack in broad daylight,
但是人们只是看着，因为他们没有医生 and people are just watching because they have no one to call.
只是因为没有医生，史密斯先生就这样死了 So, Mr. Smith just dies because they have no one to call.
他死了，他死了！ He dies. He dies!
史密斯先生是谁？ - Hmm... - Who's Mr. Smith?
-我是说… -可以发生这种事 - I mean... - Just something that could've happened.
…有个医生 ...to have a doctor.
-你觉得呢？-嗯 - Don't you agree? - Mm-hmm.
-海伦？-在 - Helen? - Yeah.
-你在听吗？-是的，我在听 - Are you listening? - Yeah, I'm listening.
感觉你没在听 -不 只是有点迟了，我得走了 - It just seems like you're not listening. - No, it's just... I'm late. I have to go.
对不起，用小渔港的事来烦扰你 Well, I'm sorry to bother you with the woes of a tiny harbour.
回头聊，我爱你 I'll call you. I love you.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
他爱她，怎么才能让她来呢？ He adores her. How are you gonna get her to come?
-哪位？-杰克 - Yeah? - Jack.
-嘿！-嘿，保罗 - Hey! - Hey. Paul.
兄弟，在那里待不下去了吗，有事吗？ Hey, man. Gone crazy out there yet? What's up?
-那是他最好的朋友 -你能帮我个忙吗？ - That's his best friend. - Hey, can you do me a favour
能帮我录像巴基斯坦对英国的那场比赛吗？ and record Pakistan vs. England?
这次不要告诉我比分，不然，录像就没意义了 And don't tell me the score this time, it defeats the whole purpose.
-好的 -还有，你最近有见过海伦吗？ - Okay. - And secondly, have you seen Helen lately?
-没，怎么了？-我不知道 - No, why? - I don't know.
她打电话的时候，表现得很奇怪 She's acting super weird on the phone.
你能留意一下她吗？ Can you just... Can you keep an eye on her?
没问题 Yeah, no problem.
大家安静 Okay, listen up.
石油公司的安德森先生刚刚打来电话 Mr. Anderson from the oil company just called.
我们遇到问题了 We've got a problem.
这个工厂需要150个工人 150 labourers are needed for this facility,
如果我们的人数达不到限额 and if we do not fill that quota,
那我们就得不到工厂 we will not get a factory.
如果大家能齐心协力，我们还是有办法的 We can make it work if everybody works together.
下面我讲一下办法 So, here's the plan.
政府人口统计显示只有125人 The government census says 125.
我们小渔港 There are people in our little harbour
有些人没有被统计进去 who've been living under the radar for years now,
不交税，没有编号，也没有工作 not paying taxes, see? No cod, no work.
唔. Hmm.
快，比利！ Come on, Billy!
快走！ Hurry! Go!
好，快一点，放在这里！ Okay, quick, put it down there! Yeah!
看，全都在这 See? It's all there.
他们都没有领救济金？ And they haven't been collecting welfare?
简单的官僚主义错误 Simple bureaucratic error.
安德森先生，这里有221人 There's a population of 221 people here, Mr. Anderson.
弗兰西先生，我们需要证据 Well, we're gonna need you to back that up more extensively, Mr. French.
对于那些从没来过这里的渥太华的统计人员 Well, who you gonna trust?
和更了解这里的镇长 Some bean counter in Ottawa, who's never even been here,
你会相信谁呢？ or the town mayor who knows better?
我已经数过所有人了 I have counted every head.
对不起，我不能相信你 I can't just trust you on this. Sorry.
好吧，我有个主意 Okay, I have an idea.
你觉得现在这里有多少人？ How many people do you think are here right now?
100个左右 100, give or take.
84个，特里普 84, Trip.
跟我来，我想让你看看 Follow me. I wanna show you something.
-什么？-跟我来 - What? - Come on.
好，快走！ Okay! Okay, go!
快走，快走！ Go, go!
嘿，嘿！ Hey. Hey!
大家都去哪儿呢？ Where's everyone going?
现在，是8点钟 It's, uh, eight o'clock.
晚间娱乐开播了，喝一杯吧？ Entertainment Tonight is on. How about a drink?
现在很多人都不怎么出门 A lot of people now don't come out of their houses too much.
当然，一旦这里有工作了，会有更多的人回来 Then, of course, there's a lot more that'll move back once there's jobs.
这里也有很多老人 You got the elderly on top of that, I guess.
所以这里还是有很多人的 So, there's a lot of people here, all right.
干杯 Cheers.
在渔业停止之前，人口是现在的两倍 Oh, I'd say twice the population here before the fishing was stopped.
他们很快就会回来了 And, uh, yeah, they'll be all back pretty quick.
这边 Right up this way.
我们到底去哪儿？ Where are we going, exactly?
差不多了，我要走了 All right, I'm calling it.
不，别走！ No, no, no! Stay, stay!
我们来谈谈板球吧！ Let's talk cricket!
我爱这个比赛，爱死了 I love the game. I love it.
快！快！ Come on! Come on, come on.
赶紧的！ Hurry up!
坐下，坐下 Sit down, sit down.
-I 23！-答对了！ - I 23! - Bingo!
女士们，先生们，一个幸运儿诞生了 Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a lucky winner.
请我们的工作人员去验证一下吧？ Can we get a caller down there to check her out?
-确实猜对了！-我们确实诞生了一个赢家！ - Good bingo! - We do indeed have ourselves a bingo!
下一局是字母T!字母T! Next game is the letter T! The letter T!
-你选了什么？-B 14! B 14! - Oh, what did you pick? - B 14! B 14!
82个人，特里普 82, Trip.
下一局是神奇的T！神奇的T！ Next game is for the magic T! Magic T!
没错吧 There you go.
继续转，继续转 Roll on, boy. Roll on.
各位，你们先走，在直升机的地方汇合 Boys, you go on ahead. I'll see you at the chopper.
私人保险的事，进展如何？ So, how's the, uh, personal assurance coming along?
放心吧，安德森先生 Consider it done, Mr. Anderson.
很好，那我们回头再联系 That's fantastic. We'll be in touch, then.
好 We will.
对了！那个餐馆怎么走？ Oh! Yeah, how do I get back to that restaurant thingy?
-餐馆？-是的，我的帽子落在那了 - The restaurant? - Yeah, I forgot my hat.
先左拐，再一直往前走 Um... down to the left there, it'll take you down.
等会儿在那见 - Huh? - I'll meet you there.
好的 Okay.
回去！大家都回去！ Back! Everybody back!
他现在回乔的餐馆了！把你们的衣服换掉！ He's headin' back to Joe's! Change your clothes!
最优秀的三柱门守门者是谁？ The best wicket keeper. Who?
一，二，三 One, two, three.
-基卓斯！-基卓斯! - Adam Gilchrist! - Adam Gilchrist!
天啊，我们就像是… My God, it's like we're...
-没门! -哈！ - No way! - Yeah!
-你记得那场球赛 -哦 - You remember that one game in... - Oh...
-06年？-06年！ - '06? - '06!
你们好 Hi, there.
那顶帽子应该是我的吧 I believe you have my hat.
对不起 Oh! Uh, sorry.
我只是想让它保持温暖 I was, uh... I was just keepin' it warm.
我能拿回来吗？ Can I have it back?
当然，当然 Yeah, of course. Of course.
大家都去哪儿了？ Where did everybody go?
-嗯… -现在8点多了 - Uh... - It's after 8.
去看晚间娱乐了 Entertainment Tonight's on.
噢！ Ah!
是的 Yeah.
他说了声噢，然后就走了 He said "ah", and then he left.
-就这样走了？-是的！ - He just left? - Yeah!
噢？ "Ah"?
所以是噢 So, like, "Ah..."
还是，噢，你个该死的骗子！ Or was it, "Ah, you bloody liars!"
默里，对不起，我没有去注意噢好吗？ Murray, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to the "ah", okay?
我从没喝过酒！我醉了 I never drink! I'm not used to drinking.
我需要啤酒 I need a beer.
比早上更精彩 ...more character than we've seen so far this morning.
现在我们回到比赛 Now back to the action in the middle.
运动员已经各就各位，比分为225分 Poised right now. They've been 225 for 5.
我们看一下他的表现 Let's see what he gives us.
库克和贝尔期待重赢一局 Cook and Bell looking to rebuild the inning somewhat.
伊霍斯将再次迎战贝尔 Hilfenhaus will be coming in once more to Bell.
一个长跑 A long run.
好！ Nice!
他越位时看到了三柱门下有个方形缺口，好眼力 He saw the gap square at the wicket on the offside, there. Great vision.
没错，他很棒 Exactly. He's good.
-触身出局 -喔！ - Leg before wicket. - Aw!
触身出局！ Leg before wicket!
拜托！看一下回放画面！ Come on! Watch the replay!
-就这那儿，看一下回放画面！-需要看吗？ - Right here. Watch the replay! - Do we need to?
没错，不需要 You're right, we don't.
没错 You're right.
-这不是在打板球 -根本就不是在打板球 - It's not cricket, boys. - That's not cricket at all.
不是 No.
英国现在比分比以前更糟糕 That's put England's stock lower than they were a few minutes ago.
看他准备怎么进攻，精彩即将上演 See what he serves up here. Big one coming up.
-太棒了 -完美的一击！ - That's a glorious... - Nice stroke!
好！完美！干杯！ Nice! That's good! Cheers!
就是要这样！他下去了，兄弟们！ Here we go! It is gone, gentlemen!
我去尿个尿，好好看！ I'm off to water the lily. Keep an eye!
要高潮了，兄弟们，要高潮了！ It's heating up, guys! It's heating up!
如果我在那儿，我会拿一根板球棒 If I was there, I'd take one of them flat bats
把每个人都打得屁滚尿流 and I'd beat the crap out of every last one of them.
他们没资格管这叫运动，这不是运动！ They have no right calling this a sport. It's not a sport!
不，这就跟看棒球一样，只是更长一点 No, it's like watching baseball, only longer.
一点也看不懂，乔，转到冰球的台 Nothing makes sense. Joe! Joe, get the score on the Habs game. Quick, quick!
-快 -…传给迪亚兹！ - Quick. - ...to the point for Diaz!
打到了角落，接着冰球又回到原点… Sends it in the corner of the Jets' zone, and the puck comes back to the point...
加拿大球员集中攻势，瑞德在右边… Canadiens on the power play. Ryder on the right side...
-进球，进球… -加油，加油… - Get it, get it, get it... - Come on, come on...
加油，进球！ Fires, scores!
不！ No!
太棒了！ All right!
安静，安静！ Quiet down. Quiet down!
换回去，换回去 Change it back. Change it back.
-我错过了什么？-我们只是在玩 - What did I miss? - Nothing, we're just fooling with ya.
-不是！-就是！ - No! - Yeah!
说实话，发生了什么，我错过了什么？ Seriously, what happened? What did I miss?
投手投球 The, uh, thrower threw
并且击中，他们用很巧的办法 and then they hit and they scored loads of points in a very...
赢了很多分 spectacular manner.
因为他们在跑，一直在跑 'Cause they were running and running and running,
然后突然 and then... and then bam!
对手击人犯规，奔跑者 The enemy cross-checked the hell out of the runner,
以很巧的办法得分 in a very spectacular manner.
因为它… 'Cause it was...
我感到很惊奇 I thought it was surprising, you know?
因为如果你问我，那绝对要完蛋 'Cause if you ask me, it was definitely egg before wicket.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
-他看起来不是很高兴… -我明白 - He does not look to be much of a happy... - I get it.
我懂了 I get it.
你又喝醉了，是吧？ You're piss drunk again, aren't you?
是的！我醉了！ Yes! Yeah! I'm loaded!
-是的，我醉了，别理我 -忽略他 - Yeah, I'm loaded. Don't mind me. - Ignore him. We do!
喝醉了！ Right pissed!
乔，你能再给我来两瓶朗姆酒吗？ Hey, Joe, can I get a double rum when you get a chance, please?
啊! Ah!
呃? Eh?
20块钱！ 20 smackers right here!
-你刚刚捡的？-就是刚刚在这里捡的！ - You just find that? - I just found it right there!
-每次都有！-哇！ - Every time! - Whoa!
-是的 -难以置信 - Yeah. - Unbelievable.
钱，每次都有 Smackers. Every time.
好神奇啊！ Aw, man! That's amazing!
我是海伦，请留言 Hi, you've reached Helen. Leave me a message.
你... Well...
你还是不在 You're still not answering.
只留下我在这里幻想 Alas I am left only with my thoughts.
我昨晚做了个梦 I had a dream last night.
我梦到我们住在海边 I dreamt of us living by the sea.
下午，我们吃着烧烤 There was the afternoon barbeque,
三个孩子在瞎跑 three little children running around.
昨晚，我看到了我们的未来 I saw our future last night,
我们的未来很完美 and it was perfect.
你一定会喜欢的 You'd love it here.
晚安 Sweet dreams.
我们现在就要签下他，马上！ We gotta sign him right away. Right away!
-不，现在太早了 -为什么太早了？ - Nah, it's too soon. - Why too soon?
他已经上钩了 Well, the hook is in.
接下来就是在困难的环节 Now comes the hard part.
我父亲以前说过，“钓鱼很容易 Like me father used to say, "Jiggin' the fish is easy.
钓到之后，你得把他拉上来” After that, you have to pull him in."
你得说服鱼 You have to convince the fish
告诉它，地球上最好的地方就是船上 that the best place in the whole wide world is in the boat.
那我们他们的接下来要怎么做？ How the hell are we gonna do that?
没有！什么都没有！ Nope! Nothing!
看起来还需要一段时间 Looks it's gonna be a while.
-你被困在这里了 -我老板会宰了我的！ - You're stuck here, boy. - My boss is gonna kill me!
随便说一句，你为什么不干脆 In the meantime, why don't you just relax
在我们美丽的小渔港歇息一下？ and spend some time in our fine harbour?
你有干净的衣服吗？ You got any clean clothes?
没有！ No!
我有 I've got some.
我觉得你会打猎，这是你… I think hunting is something you learn. I think it's something you're...
这艘船真是… This boat was particularly...
乔！ Joe!
这个新人是谁？ So, who's the new guy?
他要申请当我们新一任的医生 Oh, uh, he's applying to be our new doctor.
我们需要一个医生才能有再利用工厂 Uh, we need one to get a new repurposing plant.
他想签5年的合同 He wants to sign for five years.
我听说他很不错！ Oh, I hear he's great!
你刚刚说什么？ What'd you say?
你真幽默！ You're hilarious!
乔，给我们这桌再来几杯 Sorry, another round for the table, Joe, please.
保罗！没看到你在这里！你好吗？ Paul, hi! Didn't see you there! How are ya?
我忘了跟你说，你明天放假一天 Listen, I forgot to say, uh... you got a day off tomorrow.
莫里斯医生来接班 Dr. Morris is filling in.
-好的，你说了算 -好！ - Sure, whatever you need. - All right!
-我明天可能去钓鱼！-好啊，为什么不呢？ - I'll maybe go fishing tomorrow! - Sure, why not?
-默里！-保罗！ - Murray! - Paul!
准备好去钓鱼了吗？ Ready for some big-time fishing?
对不起，兄弟 Uh, sorry, boss.
我得留在这里，帮助莫里斯医生 I... I gotta stick around, you know, help out Dr. Morris.
没事吧，医生？ Okay, doctor?
进去吧！ Go ahead!
那下次吧 Another time, then.
好！抱歉！ Yeah! Sorry!
你好，保罗！ Hi, Paul!
船什么时候能修好？ When'll the boat be ready?
快了！ Soon!
我觉得我们已经搞定医生了！ I think we got the doctor. I think we got him!
-那太好了，默里！-是的，你很快就能回来了 - Oh, that's terrific, Murray! - Yeah, you'll be coming back, Barb.
很好，真高兴 That's great! I'm really glad.
你会回来吗？ You'll be coming back?
我爱你，默里，我好想你 I love you Murray. I really miss you.
我知道我们一直都有联系，但是… I know we talk on the phone all the time, but...
-这不一样 -嗯 - it's not the same. - No.
你不在这，你不在我身边 You're not here. You're not lying beside me.
我想你，我真的真的好想你 I miss you. I really, really miss you.
我知道 Yeah.
如果你在这儿，我会… If you were here, I'd...
亲吻你的脖子 kiss your neck.
-默里… -是的！ - Murray... - Yeah!
然后我再往下亲 And then I'd kiss a little bit lower maybe.
-默里！-你不要，嗯，幻想 - Murray! - You don't, uh, fancy
解开你的上衣的纽扣，好吗？ just unfastening the button on your blouse there a bit, do ya?
好 Okay.
很好，只要一点，我要进去 Yeah, just a little bit. I need to get in there.
不，亨利，每次接到你的电话我都很开心 No, I'm always happy to take your call, Henry,
但是他是根据政策作出的决定 but he's made his decision based on policy.
但是他拒绝了一份非常可靠的贷款申请 But he rejected a very solid loan application.
出于对你的尊敬 Henry, I've reviewed the file personally,
我又亲自审查了这份文件 out of respect for you.
-你住在蒂克尔黑德 -卡特夫人，这就是问题所在 - Well, you live in Tickle Head. - Well, that's just the thing, Mrs. Carter,
这就像鸡与蛋的问题一样 because it's a bit of a chicken and the egg scenario right now,
因为小渔港很快就能得到一份利润丰厚的合同 'cause the harbour is on the cusp of a very lucrative contract.
口说无凭 We don't deal in "justs".
我们客户承担风险而不是我们，这你是知道的 Our clients assume the risks, not us. You know this.
我已经为这家银行工作了18年了，卡特夫人 I've been an employee of this bank for 18 years now, Mrs. Carter.
亨利，你的工作只是每个月兑现救济金支票 Henry, your job is to cash welfare cheques once a month.
这很简单，我不怀疑你的忠诚度 It's simple. I'm not trying to minimize your years of loyalty.
-你是老员工了，但是… -不要说，不要说 - You started under my own father, but... - Don't say it. Don't say it.
我们可以用自动取款机来取代你 ...we could replace you with an automatic teller.
她说了 She said it.
这是什么？ What's this?
这是我们贿赂用的贷款 That's our, uh, loan, for the bribe.
还有我去工厂的简历 And this, that's my résumé for the factory.
我会因此失业 I'm gonna lose my job over this.
这笔贷款需要我们每个月还500美元，还上20年 That loan will cost us $500 a month for 20 years.
-哇！-是的 - Wow! - Yeah.
谢谢，亨利 Thanks, Henry.
谢谢 Thanks.
默里！默里！ Murray! Murray!
怎么了？怎么了？ What? What?
-早上你叫我去睡了之后… -保罗留了言… - After you dropped me off this morning... - Paul left a message...
一个一个来！ One at a time!
-好，好 -你先说 - Okay, all right. - You go ahead.
好 Okay.
保罗打电话给海伦，但是她不在 Paul was calling Helen, but she wasn't answering him,
所以他留了很长的消息，很长！ so he left her a long message. Long!
然后他开始讲她的脚 Then he started talking about her feet
润滑她的机器！ and oiling her machine!
那不是重点！ That is not important!
我对于机器的事很困惑 I'm very troubled by that machine stuff.
你们能讲重点吗？ Will you get to the point?
保罗到处打电话 Paul was calling everywhere.
他打给了杰克 He phoned his friend Jack.
他最好的朋友！ His best friend!
她和他在一起！ She was with him!
海伦骗了他3年！ Helen's been cheatin' on him for three years!
-和他最好的朋友！-全都结束了！ - With his best friend! - It's over! It's over!
他没有束缚了 He got no more ties.
他没有束缚了 He has no ties.
我... Well...
不开心？ Rough day?
我和海伦结束了 It's over with Helen.
好遗憾，保罗 I'm sorry, Paul.
不要 Don't be.
整整3年… Everything in the past three years is...
他一直和我最好的朋友在一起 She's only with my best friend.
我最好的朋友 My best friend.
只是个最好的朋友 I mean, it's only a best friend.
我不能理解的是… But what I can't comprehend is how...
…我居然没有意识到 ...is how I didn't realize
我周围的一切都是假的 that absolutely everything around me was false.
所有人都在骗我 Everybody was telling me lies.
唔! Hmm!
因为，我是说，我所谓的朋友一定是知道的 'Cause, I mean, my so-called friends, they must have known.
在我做手术的时候，他们两个肯定在一起 The two of them must've met when I was behind the operating table,
也许我在给别人做鼻子 probably giving someone a new nose,
或者在隆胸 maybe some new breasts,
或者是颧骨，所有人都知道那是假的！ or those fake cheekbones that everyone knows they're fake!
没有人有那样的颧骨，默里，没有人！ Nobody has cheekbones like that, Murray, nobody!
没有人有那样的颧骨 No one has cheekbones like that.
没有人 Nobody.
我走了 I'm clocking out.
-晚安，保罗 -晚安 - Good night, Paul. - Good night.
你知道吗，默里… You know, Murray...
我决定当医生，拯救生命 I set out to be a doctor to save lives.
结果呢？ What happened?
西蒙！ Simon!
谁啊？ Who is it?
牙仙子 The tooth fairy.
你迟来了55年 Well, you're 55 years late,
而且你比我想象中要丑 and you're uglier than I thought you'd be.
他要签了 He'll sign now.
-你好，默里 -薇拉 - Hello, Murray. - Vera.
芭布怎么样？有什么消息吗？ How's Barb gettin' on? Any news?
-有，她很好 -那就好！ - Yeah, she's good. - Good!
不介意我再多问一句吧 Wouldn't be too much, would it, if I asked
你在我们床上干嘛呢？ what in the name of God you're doing here in our bed?
对不起，我知道现在是下班时间了 Sorry, I know it's after office hours.
我介意的不是时间问题 Well, it's not so much the time that bothers me,
是因为我们都在床上 it's the fact that we're all here in bed together.
我不是很能接受三个人 It's the whole threesome thing I'm not that comfortable with.
没事！他不会经常过来 Now, now, now! He doesn't drop by that often.
你不会要呆很久的，是吧？ You won't be that long, then, will ya?
很快 Not long.
那就好！ Very good, then. Hmm!
西蒙？ Simon?
什么？ Yes?
你有没有想过他签了之后的事？ Have you thought about what happens after he signs?
当他发现我们的本质时？ When he finds out who we really are?
那些全是谎言，我们骗了他一个月？ That it's all been lies, we've been lying to him for a month?
这是善意的谎言 Little white lies.
这会要他命的 It'll kill him.
这真的会要他命的 It'll absolutely kill him.
所以我们现在有两个选择 So, we're down to two choices, really.
我们可以就此放弃，取消诱惑保罗的计划 We can throw the fish back in the water, call off the seduction thing with Paul,
把注意力转向来自石油公司的安德森… concentrate on Anderson from the oil company...
或者是在接下来的五年里，每天维持这个游戏 or for 24 hours a day for the next five years we can keep up the whole charade,
而且是每时每刻 but it has to be all the time.
保罗决不能知道，这会让他心碎的 Paul must never know. It'll break his heart!
我直说了，我不要听五年的爵士乐！ I'm telling you straight away, I am not listening to jazz for five years!
你们试着去听一下融合爵士乐！ I mean, you try listening to jazz fusion!
谁敢去听一下融合爵士乐！ I dare any one of you to listen to jazz fusion!
如果我再听爵士音乐家用喇叭吹出他的悲伤 If I listen to one more jazz musician blow his sorrow through his trumpet,
我会自杀的，我会这么做的，我会去上吊 I will kill myself! I will do it, I will hang myself, I will...
-上帝与你同在！-也与你同在！ - The Lord is with you! - And also with you!
我们一起来祷告！ Let us pray!
抱歉，打扰了 Uh, sorry for the interruption.
-没事！-如果可以，我想说几句话 - Uh, that's okay! - I just want to say a few words, if I may.
好的！ Okay!
谢谢 Thank you.
我的一个月试用期快结束了 Well, my month here is almost over,
我想告诉大家，这段时间，我了解了蒂克尔黑德 and, well, I wanted to tell all of you that I've come to know Tickle Head
还有那缺少美食的小餐馆 as, well, tiny, lacking gourmet restaurants,
没有冒犯之意，乔 no offense, Joe,
但是这里有着非常特殊的东西，非常罕见 but there's something very special here, very rare.
你们都是很真诚的人 You're all authentic people, the real deal.
诚实对待生活，真诚对待朋友 Honest in your life and true to each other.
称蒂克尔黑德为家，是我的骄傲 It would be an honour to call Tickle Head home,
成为你们新的医生 be your new doctor,
替你们接生，治疗伤口 deliver your babies, fix your cuts,
使所有人都能健康长寿 help all of you live long, healthy lives.
我们已经签了莫里斯医生了 Um, we've already signed Dr. Morris to the position.
对不起 Sorry.
没事，恭喜你们 Don't be. Congratulations.
好. Mm-hmm.
那很好，恭喜 That's great. Congratulations.
好 Okay.
好! Yep!
是不是还有个备用计划你没告诉我们？ Is there a plan B you haven't told us about?
计划是什么？ What's the plan? What's the...
我们要跟石油公司怎么说？ What'll we tell the oil company?
好，我们现在唯一需要的就是医生证明了 Okay, all we need now is the doctor's certificate.
证明？ Uh, the certificate?
几个星期前，我们已经寄给你了，你们应该有了 Oh, we sent you that weeks ago. You should have that.
我们没收到 Well, we don't have it.
亨利，你能去确认一下证明吗？ Hmm... Henry, could you, uh, check the certificate?
好！ Yup!
嘿 Hey.
你好 Hi.
我要去坐船，然后转五次飞机回家 Um, I have to catch a boat, and, like, five planes to get home,
但是有些事我想告诉你，可以吗？ but there's something I need to say, okay?
我现在是单身了 I'm single now,
原因真的很复杂 and it's definitely complicated,
我也完全没有准备好开始一段新的感情 and I'm not ready for a new relationship at all...
但是我感觉我错过了一些东西 but... but I feel I've missed out on something,
遇见一个特别的人的机会 an occasion to meet someone special.
我希望你知道我已经知道了… And I want you to know that I know...
你的感觉 about your feelings,
没有关系 and that it's... it's okay, and...
默里把一切都告诉我了 I mean, Murray told me everything.
一切？ Everything?
是的，他本不应该… Yeah. I mean, he shouldn't have...
但他跟我透露了你对我的感觉 but he... he revealed your feelings for me.
那是什么感觉？ And what feelings would those be?
你爱我 That you love me.
他说我爱你？ He said I love you?
是的 Yeah.
那是谎言 That was a lie.
谎言？ A lie?
你对这里的人一无所知，保罗 You know nothing about people, Paul.
他们全都在骗你 They've all lied to you.
-你们真有医生吗？-当然 - You do have a doctor? - Yes.
-我们能见他吗？-他去参加会议了 - Could we meet him? - He's away at a conference.
找到了！ Here it is!
不，这不是！ That's, um... Oh, no, no, that's not it!
-哦！-不是，这是… - Oh! - No, that's a...
在板球中，默里，怎样算一轮？ In cricket, Murray, what's an over?
是… Oh, well, it's a...
你不知道，是吗？ You have no idea, do you?
这一个月，你一直在骗我，是吗？ You've been lying to me for a month, is that right?
不，不完全是 No. Not exactly.
够了！ Enough!
默里去世的儿子叫什么名字？ What's the name of Murray's dead son?
哈维 Harvey.
为什么？ Why?
为什么没有人跟我说实话？ Why can't anyone just tell me the truth?
保罗… Paul...
-保罗！-那是医生吗？ - Paul! - Is that the doctor?
你想知道真相？真相就是… You want the truth? Yeah, well, the truth is...
渔业资源枯竭已经好几年了，好几年了！ it's been years since the fishing dried up here. Years!
我们每个月排队去领救济金支票 We line up every month and collect welfare cheques.
保罗，你领过救济金吗？ You ever collect welfare, Paul?
你领到的不仅仅是钱，还有更多！ Well, you collect more than your money, let me tell you that much!
你领到了羞耻，你领到了很多羞耻 You collect shame. You collect a good deal of shame.
钱只能花15天 The money only lasts 15 days,
但是羞耻足够你花上一个月！ but you get enough shame to last a whole month!
那是要我们的命！ And it's killing us!
我们需要工作！ We need jobs!
我告诉你真相，我也不想为石油公司工作 I'll tell you the truth. I don't wanna work for the oil company.
我更喜欢捕鱼，但是我们不允许捕鱼 I prefer to fish, but we're not allowed to fish,
总之，不足以谋生！ not enough to make a living, anyways!
所以我要为这家石油什么的公司工作 So I'll work for this petrochemical-whatever-the-frig,
等他们走了，我们会尝试其他办法 and when they're gone, we'll try something else,
为了拯救小渔港，值得这样做 because it's worth it to save this harbour.
我很抱歉我们对你撒谎 And I'm sorry we lied to you,
因为我们完全不知道如何得到一个医生 because we hadn't the foggiest idea how else to get a doctor here.
我们需要一个医生拯救这里的120个人，给他们希望！ We need a doctor to save 120 people, to give them some kind of hope!
-他刚刚说120吗？-不，他说的是220 - Did he say 120? - No, he said 220.
你有机会留在这里当真正的医生 You've got the opportunity here to be a real doctor.
那莫里斯医生呢？ What about Dr. Morris?
那也是谎言 That was a lie, too.
那谎言是为了你编的，现在是你的选择了，保罗 That lie was for you, but your choice, Paul.
你会去学板球吗？ Would you learn to play cricket?
不 No.
至少你讲了实话 Well, at least you're being honest.
我愿意成为你的医生 I'll be your doctor.
-想喝一杯吗？-想，很想 - Want a drink? - Yeah, really bad.
你请客！ You're buying!
非常感谢！ Thank you very much!
看，这一部分不是… Now, look, part of this, you see, is not gonna...
我的意思是看看你们这边的空间！ I mean, look at the space you got over here!
如果你想…那就回家吧 You're comin' home... if you want.
我们有工厂了 We got the facility.
职位比我们需要的多 We had more work than we needed.
没有人变富有，但是我们再度感到满足 None of us got rich, but we're comfortable again.
弗兰克，检查一下那里的尺寸！ Frank, check those meters!
我们可以放假 We can take holidays,
把我们的孩子送去大学或职业学院 send our kids back to university or trade school.
但是现在蒂克尔黑德的人们所拥有的最重要的东西是 But the most important thing the people of Tickle Head have now...
是我们的自尊 is our pride.
-够了，默里！-怎么了？ - Okay, Murray! - What?
够了，这样一点都不专业，好吗？ That's enough. It's not professional, okay?
-什么？-别这样！ - What? - Stop it!
房子全都装修过了 The houses are all done up.
医保体制也已健全，人口也越来越多 The health plan is the best. Families are growing again.
我在这里主管时都没排那么长的队！ It was never backed up like this when I was in charge here!
亨利，你是最棒的！ You were the best, Henry!
我比这家伙好多了！我比这家伙好多了! I was better than this guy! Way better than this guy.
你没把钱取完吧？ You didn't take it all, did you?
我不能解释一天结束时 I can't begin to explain the joy we feel
我们喜悦的心情… at the end of the day just to be...
就是有那么点累 a little tired.
默里！ Mm, Murray!
真正的幸福 True happiness.