女士们先生们，你们遇到过这种情况吗？ Ladies and gentlemen, has this ever happened to you?
这些女孩错过了一个重要的电话。 These girls missed an important telephone call.
别让同样的事情在明天晚上发生。 Don 't let the same thing happen tomorrow night.
我们能做什么？ What can we do?.
订阅应答服务。 Subscribe to an answering service.
电话应答服务？ An answering service?.
电话应答服务是指当你外出时接听电话的服务。 An answering service is a service which answers your telephone when you are out...
…发送和接收您的信息，无论您身在何处都能到达您。 ...gives and takes your messages, and reaches you wherever you are.
在纽约繁华的东区…… On New York 's smart East Side...
…东区最聪明的人都用Susanswerphone。 ... the smartest Eastsiders all use Susanswerphone.
-Susanswerphone ?。-这就是Susanswerphone… -Susanswerphone?. -This is what Susanswerphone...
…我可以为你做。 ...can do for you.
你出去的时候，中介打来电话。你得到这份工作了。 While you were out, the agency called. You 've got the job.
你不在的时候，你的律师来电话了。你叔叔在遗嘱里把一切都留给了你。 While you were out, your lawyer called. Your uncle's left you everything in his will.
你出去的时候，“他”打电话来… While you were out, "he " called...
…他让我告诉你他想娶你。 ...and said to tell you he wants to marry you.
所以加入纽约精英的精华吧。使用Susanswerphone。 So join the cream of New York 's elite. Use Susanswerphone.
我们豪华的办公室散发着魅力、优雅、自信…… Our luxurious offices exude charm, elegance, confidence...
…别致好品味和魅力。 ...chic good taste and glamour.
Susanswerphone。 Susanswerphone.
夫人。Van Rensselaer的住所。你好，Van Rensselaer太太在家吗？ -Mrs. Van Rensselaer' s residence. -Hello, is Mrs. Van Rensselaer at home?
没有，但可以通过意大利波托菲诺的波尔波利诺伯爵夫人联系到她。 No, but she may be reached in care of Countess T orpolino in Portofino, ltaly.
-谢谢。-一点也不。 -Thank you. -Not at all.
天啊，太热了。 Boy, it's hot.
-Susanswerphone。-我是马利特太太。 -Susanswerphone. -This is Mrs. Mallet.
-这是圣诞老人吗？-是的，马利特夫人。让小詹姆斯接电话。 -Is this Santa Claus? -Yes, Mrs. Mallet. Put Junior on.
你好，圣诞老人。 Hello, Santa Claus.
-你好吗?我听说你又不吃菠菜了。 -Hello? -I hear you're not eating your spinach again.
这让圣诞老人很伤心。 That makes Santa very sad.
-好吧，圣诞老人。我会的。再见。-再见。 -All right, Santa Claus. I will. Goodbye. -Goodbye.
我想预订房间。对不起，我们整个八月都不营业。 -I'd like to make a reservation. -Sorry, we' re closed for all of August.
谢谢。 Thanks.
-是吗?。-这是钱德勒先生。 -Yes?. - This is Mr. Chandler.
中央车站的线路很忙。 The lines at Grand Central are busy.
你能告诉我开往佛蒙特州的夜车什么时候开吗？ Could you tell me when the night train leaves for Vermont?
我帮你查一下，钱德勒先生。 I'll look it right up for you, Mr. Chandler.
这里是基切尔医生的牙科诊所。请稍等。 This is Dr. Kitchell's Dental Clinic. One moment, please.
钱德勒先生，你的火车10点开。45点。 Mr. Chandler, your train leaves at 1 0:.45 p.m.
这是牙科诊所。我能为您效劳吗？ This is the dental clinic. May I help you?.
我是弗格森先生。 This is Mr. Ferguson.
他昨天搭的那座桥塌了。 That bridge he put in yesterday just collapsed.
哦，弗格森先生，我非常抱歉。 Oh, Mr. Ferguson, I'm terribly sorry.
你可以联系和谐音乐出版公司的基切尔博士。 You can reach Dr. Kitchell at the Harmony Music Publishing Company.
怎么啦？凹痕的好地方——把那儿的电话号码给我，好吗？ What? Swell place for a dent-- Give me the number there, will you?
等一下，我帮你查一下。 One moment, I'll look it up for you.
-Susanswerphone。-你好,宝贝。让我和尼克谈谈。 -Susanswerphone. -Hi, baby. Let me talk to Nick.
你打错电话了。 You have the wrong number.
弗格森先生吗?。 Mr. Ferguson?.
你可以打Jasper 4-5066联系医生。 You can reach doctor at Jasper 4-5066.
-杰弗里·莫斯住所。-这是奥尔加。我能和杰弗里说话吗？ -Jeffrey Moss residence. -This is Olga. Can I talk to Jeffrey, please?
抱歉，奥尔加小姐，莫斯先生正在讨论他的剧本。 I'm sorry, Miss Olga, but Mr. Moss is in conference on his play.
会议吗?他睡着了。现在，你给我接通了。 Conference? He's asleep. Now, you put me through.
抱歉，小姐等等，奥尔加小姐。 I'm sorry, Miss-- Hold on, Miss Olga.
-Susanswerphone。-你好吗?我是罗西娜·格里马尔迪。 -Susanswerphone. -Hello? This is Rosina Grimaldi.
格里马尔迪夫人，你的喉炎怎么样了？ Madame Grimaldi, how's your laryngitis?.
这一切都要归功于你和你神奇的芥末膏。 And I owe it all to you and your wonderful mustard plaster.
哦，我太高兴了。听着，芥末膏太纯了… Oh, I'm so glad. Listen, that mustard plaster's so pure...
…如果还有剩的话，你可以把它放在热狗上。 ...if there's any left, you can put it on a hot dog.
我很感激你。我要送你为茶花女特制的漂亮舞会礼服。 I'm so grateful. I'm sending you beautiful ball gown made for Traviata.
到达了，到达了，亲爱的。 Arrivederci, arrivederci, darling.
格里马尔迪夫人给我寄了一件为茶花女做的舞会礼服。 Hey, Madame Grimaldi's sending me a ball gown made for Traviata.
你要在哪里穿？ Where you gonna wear it?.
奥尔加小姐，抱歉让你久等了。 Miss Olga, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
我能给莫斯先生捎个口信吗？ Can I take a message for Mr. Moss?.
我从11点开始就在等他带我去看赛马！ I've been waiting since 1 1 for him to take me to the races!
我不能一辈子都等着他带我去看赛马！ I can 't spend my whole life waiting for him to take me to the races!
看在上帝的份上。 For heaven 's sake.
“比赛!” "The races!"
他所需要的就是被带去比赛。 That's all he needs is to be taken to the races.
好像他现在的麻烦还不够多似的。 As if he hasn't got enough trouble now.
埃拉。 Ella.
你什么时候才能不担心那个花花公子？ When are you gonna stop worrying about that playboy?.
他不是花花公子。他是个很有才华的剧作家。 He's not a playboy. He's a very talented playwright.
他只会玩，从不写作。 All he does is play, he never writes.
请再说一遍。 I beg your pardon?.
他和他的搭档创作了百老汇最成功的作品。 He and his partner have written most of the successful successes on Broadway.
那么，他有什么问题？ So, what's his problem?.
-他的搭档离开了他。所以呢?。 -His partner left him. -So?.
他必须独自写作。 He has to write alone.
那就让他一个人写吧。大不了的。 So let him write alone. Big deal.
难道你不知道这对某人意味着什么吗？ Don't you see what that can mean to somebody?.
他害怕自己一个人可能撑不过去。 He's terrified that he might not be able to make it alone.
-他很敏感，很有创造力。-你好,女孩。 -He's sensitive, he's creative. -Hi, girls.
嗨。他的艺术。 Hi. He's artistic.
哦,埃拉。 Oh, Ella.
看看这个。 Look at this.
63号小姐要取消服务…… Miss Number 63 is canceling service...
…因为她要嫁给78号先生了 ...because she's marrying Mr. Number 78.
哦，太好了。 Oh, how wonderful.
我跟这事一点关系都没有。 I had nothing to do with it.
我碰巧知道63号小姐想和她的母暹罗猫交配。 I happened to know that Miss Number 63 wanted to mate her female Siamese cat.
我还知道78号先生养了一只公暹罗猫。 And I also knew that Mr. Number 78 had a male Siamese cat.
于是我告诉了她，她给他打了电话…… So I told her, and she called him...
-…他们都聚在一起。-事实是…… -...and they all got together. -The fact remains...
…我们现在只有一个账户，而不是两个。 ...we now have one account instead of two.
艾拉，我跟你说过无数次了… Ella, I have told you a thousand times...
…只是传递和接收信息。这是所有。 ...just give and take messages. That's all.
不要对订阅用户太有帮助。这可能会给我们带来麻烦。 Don't be so helpful to the subscribers. It could get us into trouble.
你为什么不给自己找个男人呢？ Why don't you help yourself and get yourself a man?.
艾拉，你在这里做什么？我把约会定在5点。 Ella, what are you doing here?. I made that date for you at 5:00.
-我一定要走吗？-你有……？ -Do I have to go?. -Do you have...?.
艾拉，这是我今年挖出来的第六个年轻人了。 Ella, this is the sixth young man I've dredged up this year.
他是一个非常好的年轻人。他是我最亲爱的朋友的侄子…… He's a very nice young man. He's the nephew of my dearest friend...
…所以请努力吧。 ...so please make an effort.
好吧。 All right.
埃拉。 Ella.
好吧。 All right.
别忘了准时叫醒杰弗里·莫斯去赴约。 Don't forget to wake Jeffrey Moss up in time for his appointment.
在董事会上说了那么多废话，但每次她和一个真正的男人出去…… All that yakety-yak at the board, yet every time she goes out with a real fella...
-…她一声不吭。-她有点害羞。 -...she clams up like an oyster. -She's a little shy.
她的手指变成大拇指了。-需要一点时间—— -Her fingers turn into thumbs. -lt takes a little while--
-她打翻东西，洒了饮料。买, -She knocks things over, spills drinks. -Maybe--
她唯一没做过的就是着火了。 The only thing she hasn't done is catch on fire.
普林格尔小姐的住处。 Miss Pringle's residence.
我不可能hold住一张桌子那么长时间。我有预约—— I couldn't possibly hold a table for that length of time. I have reservations--
-让我看看。队长,队长。 -Let me look. -Captain, captain.
——时刻。我们很快就能订到位子吗？ -One moment. -Will we get our table soon?.
-我会尽快查清楚的。-我们一直在等。 -I'll check as soon as I can. -We've been waiting.
我怕我的约会对象会饿死。 I'm afraid my date is going to die of starvation.
-我会尽快查清楚的。-你可以吗？谢谢你！ -I'll check as soon as I can. -Would you, please?. Thank you.
你好，蔡斯先生？是的，10:15，一共四个人。 Hello, Mr. Chase?. Yes, 1 0: 1 5, a party of four.
-这是我能做的最好的了。我好像找错地方了。 -That's the best I can do. -I seem to have picked out the wrong place.
他们太忙了，我们可能得自己做饭了。 They're so busy here, we may have to do our own cooking.
不管怎样，我们有这些。现在，如果我们能拿到我们的位子。队长吗?。 Anyway, we have these. Now, if we could just get our table. Captain?.
你在这件事上表现得很有风度。 You're being an awfully good sport about all this.
好吧，让我们为友谊干杯。 Well, let's have a toast to friendship.
友谊是上天的礼物 Friendship is the gift of the--
我很抱歉。-哦，对不起。 -I'm sorry. -Oh, I'm sorry.
我正想给你留下好印象呢。 Just when I'm trying to make a good impression.
-噢，我去开门。-哦，不，我去拿 -Oh, I'll get it. -Oh, no, I'll get--
-哦，这是-对不起，我 -Oh, it's-- -Sorry, l--
我希望我没有伤害到你。 I hope I didn't hurt you.
你会觉得我是个大笨蛋。 You'll think I'm an awful oaf.
我最好再来一杯。 I'd better get another drink.
-噢，不，拿这个。不，你留着吧。 -Oh, no, take this one. -No, you keep that.
不，不，不。-那我们一起分享吧。 -No, no, no. -Let's share it, then.
-好的。-你喝第一口。 -All right. -You take the first sip.
这么晚了。我希望他们——哦，船长。 It's getting so late. I wish they'd-- Oh, captain.
哦，时间不早了。 Oh, it is getting late.
哦，我又想他了。 Oh, I missed him again.
你知道，我通常不是这么笨手笨脚的。 You know, I'm not usually this clumsy.
如果你想知道真相，我有点紧张。 If you wanna know the truth, I'm a little nervous.
相亲通常不会有这么好的结果。 Blind dates don't usually turn out this well.
我忐忑不安地开始了这次约会。 And I approached this date with some trepidation.
我有过一些可怕的经历。 I've had some terrible experiences.
你知道，我姑姑，上帝保佑她，但她和她的一些朋友… You know, my aunt, bless her, but she and some of her friends...
…如果你不介意的话，包括你的表妹苏…… ...including, if you'll forgive me, your cousin Sue...
…想出了一些最可怕的狗—— ...have come up with some of the most awful dog--
打扰一下，一些最奇怪的女孩。 Excuse me, some of the strangest girls.
所以当你出现.... So when you showed up....
你知道吗，你是个很好的倾听者。 You know, you're a good listener.
这本身就是一门艺术。 That's an art in itself.
有助于建立对方的自我。 Helps to build the other person's ego.
我猜你一定觉得我有点啰嗦…… I guess you must be thinking that I'm kind of garrulous...
…我垄断谈话的方式，但是 ...the way I've monopolized the conversation, but--
-哦,船长。-我正在检查您的桌子，先生。 -Oh, captain. -I'm checking on your table right now, sir.
哦，谢谢，那是 Oh, thank you, that's--
哦，对不起。 Oh, I'm sorry.
-您的桌子准备好了。请这边走。-谢谢。 -Your table is ready now. This way, please. -Thank you.
很好，我们现在可以走了 Good, we can go now--
-哦，对不起。-真的，没关系。 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Really, it's all right.
哦，对不起。 Oh, I'm sorry.
我想我们不会再有别的事了。 I guess nothing else can happen to us.
你有过事事不顺的日子。上周就发生在我身上了。 You have days where nothing goes right. That happened to me last week.
-从第一件事开始-我非常抱歉 -From the first thing in-- -I'm terribly sorry.
是我的错，夫人。 My fault, madam.
无论如何，恒星可能与此有关。 Anyway, it's possible that the stars have something to do with that.
我读到过.... I've read about that....
你刚刚打破了自己的记录。 Well, you just beat your own record.
45分钟内挨家挨户。 Door to door in 45 minutes.
-怎么样？-哦,不错。 -How'd it go?. -Oh, fine.
我的约会对象突然想起一个紧迫的约会。 My date suddenly remembered a pressing engagement.
和裁缝一起？ With a tailor?.
-是的。-怎么了？ -Yes. -Well, what happened?.
斯塔福德医生的办公室。 Dr. Stafford's office.
-我是赫尔曼太太。-噢，赫尔曼夫人。 -This is Mrs. Herman. -Oh, Mrs. Herman.
你的基础代谢测试是明天9点… Your basal metabolism test is at 9 tomorrow...
…所以醒来后不要吃东西，咖啡也不行。请不要吸烟。 ...so don't eat when you wake up, not even coffee. And don't smoke, please.
-谢谢。-再见。 -Thank you. -Goodbye.
-嘿，格温，苏呢？-你是安全的。 -Hey, Gwynne, where's Sue?. -You're safe.
-她和奥托出去了。——谁?。 -She's out with Otto. -Who?.
-你知道的，就是那个欧洲唱片公司的人。-哦,好的。 -You know, that European recording guy. -Oh, good.
我在面包里放了把锉刀以防你想逃出去。 I put a file in this bread in case you wanna break out of here.
-你好,卡尔。-你好。 -Hi, Carl. -Hi.
如果你身上带了钱，我很乐意请你去药店喝杯汽水。 If you got money on you, I'd be delighted to treat you to a soda at the drugstore.
哦，我很乐意。 Oh, I'd love it.
埃拉。-哦，说吧，格温。我会在这里的。 -Ella. -Oh, go ahead, Gwynne. I'll be here.
-谢谢。-你记得叫醒杰弗里·莫斯了吗？ -Thanks. -Did you remember to wake Jeffrey Moss?.
我试过了。熟睡的王子说6点再给他打电话。 I tried. The sleeping prince said to call him again at 6:00.
但这意味着他没有遵守与制片人的约定。 But that means he didn't keep his appointment with his producer.
艾拉，他只是一个虚幻的声音，记得吗？ Ella, he's only a disembodied voice, remember?.
杰弗里·莫斯就在广场0-4433号。 Jeffrey Moss is just Plaza 0-4433.
对我来说，他并不比其他订户更重要。 He doesn't mean any more than any other subscriber to me.
6点钟，我得叫醒他。 Six o'clock, I have to wake him.
是的。 Yeah.
你好，莫斯先生。 Hello, Mr. Moss?.
-是你吗，妈妈？-是的，6点了。 -Is that you, Mom? -Yes, it's 6:00.
该起床了。 Time to get up.
请稍等。 One moment, please.
艾拉，你不打算放弃你对他用的那种老太太腔吗？ Ella, aren't you ever gonna give up that old lady's voice you use on him?.
他需要一个妈妈。 He needs a mother.
你好，莫斯先生。你给自己留下了这样的信息： Hello, Mr. Moss?. You left yourself this message:
“起来，你这个三趾树懒。”你和拉里·黑斯廷斯有约… ""Get up, you three-toed sloth. You've got an appointment with Larry Hastings...
…关于你的戏剧《点石成金》。 ...about your play The Midas Touch.""
你错过了那次约会，莫斯先生。 Well, you missed that appointment, Mr. Moss.
告诉我你是做什么的。 Tell what you do:.
过几个小时再打给我。 You call me back in a couple hours.
哦，不，莫斯先生。 Oh, no, Mr. Moss.
我坠入爱河 I'm in love
和一个男人 With a man
0号广场，4号广场，3号广场 Plaza 0, double 4, double 3
多么完美的关系啊 What a perfect relationship
我看不见他他看不见我 I can 't see him He can 't see me
我爱上了一个声音 I'm in love with a voice
0号广场，4号广场，3号广场 Plaza 0, double 4, double 3
多么完美的关系啊 What a perfect relationship
我跟他说话 I talk to him
他只是跟我说话 And he just talks to me
但我还是忍不住想知道 And yet I can 't help wondering
他长什么样？ What does he look like?
我希望我知道 I wish I knew
他长什么样？ What does he look like?
他是6尺7还是3尺2？ Is he 6-foot-7 or 3-foot-2?
他的眼睛是棕色的还是淡蓝色的？ Has he eyes of brown or baby blue?
强大还是饥饿？ Big and mighty or underfed?
修长的黑胡子还是红胡子？ Trim black mustache or beard of red?
他能像弗雷德·阿斯泰尔那样跳舞吗？ Can he dance like Fred Astaire?
他是黑的还是白的？ Is he dark or is he fair?
烫发还是不烫发？ Pompadour or not a hair?
好吧，我不在乎！ Well, I don 't care!
我爱上了一个男人 I'm in love with a man
0号广场，4号广场，3号广场 Plaza 0, double 4, double 3
多么完美的关系啊 What a perfect relationship
事情就应该是这样的 And that's how things should always be
我们的爱永远不会失去它的神秘感 Our love can never lose its mystery
因为我再也见不到他了 Because I'll never meet him
他永远也见不到我了 And he'll never meet me
不，他永远不会见到我 No, he'll never meet me
他长什么样？ What does he look like?
我熟睡的王子 My sleeping prince
他长什么样？ What does he look like?
像黑雪茄上的钉子一样坚硬吗？ Tough as nails with a black cigar?
像电影明星一样帅？ As handsome as a movie star?
像鹰一样严厉，像鸽子一样害羞？ Stern as an eagle, shy as a dove?
一张只有母亲才会爱的脸？ A face that only a mother could love?
他是什么并不重要 It doesn 't matter what he is
我是他的，他的，他的 I'm his, his, his
但他仍然只是一个声音 But he's still just a voice
0号广场，4号广场，3号广场 Plaza 0, double 4, double 3
多么完美的关系啊 What a perfect relationship
我看不见他他看不见我 I can 't see him He can 't see me
他叫我“妈妈”，他以为我63岁了 He calls me ""Mom "" He thinks I'm 63
我再也见不到他了 And I'll never meet him
他永远也见不到我了 And he'll never meet me
不，他永远不会见到我 No, he'll never meet me
-Susanswerphone。-你好,妈妈?。 -Susanswerphone. -Hi, Mom?.
什么事，莫斯先生？ Yes, Mr. Moss?
-我整晚都要工作。工作吗? -I ' m gonna be in all night working. -Working?
我有一堆旧火要扑灭。 Got a little old fire to put out here.
我不知道我什么时候睡觉，但你7点叫我。 I don't know what time I'll get to bed, but you call me at 7.
上午7点吗?好了，莫斯先生，我叫醒你。晚安，各位。 Seven a.m.? All right, Mr. Moss, I'll wake you. Good night.
-妈妈，你还在吗？——是的。 -Oh, Mom, you still there?. - Yes.
如果你不介意的话，我想也许我们可以聊天。 If you don't mind, I just sort of thought maybe you and I could shoot the breeze.
或者咀嚼旧脂肪。 Or chew the old fat-eroo.
妈妈，我好害怕。 Mom, I'm scared.
哦，你不必这样。 Oh, you mustn 't be.
我知道，你跟我说过一千遍了…… I know, you've told me that a thousand times...
…但就是这样。这是我最后的机会了。 ...but this is it. This is my last chance.
最后的机会?。 Last chance?.
是啊，拉里大发雷霆，他说如果我不带大纲来… Yeah, Larry just blew his stack and he said if I don't come in with an outline...
…明天下午四点前完成最后两幕，他就会放弃《点石成金》 ...of the last two acts by 4 p.m. tomorrow, he's gonna drop The Midas Touch.
莫斯先生，我知道你没有搭档也能自己写作。 Mr. Moss, I know you can write by yourself without your partner.
现在，你坐下来把提纲写完。 Now, you sit down and finish that outline.
妈妈，你真的很关心我，是吗？ Mom, you really care what happens to me, don't you?.
没有别有用心。 No ax to grind.
不像我身边的一群骗子。 Not like the bunch of phonies that I pal around with.
你知道吗，你是这世界上我唯一能真正倾诉的人，妈妈。 You know, you're the only person in the world I can really talk to, Mom.
谢谢你，莫斯先生。 Thank you, Mr. Moss.
现在你开始工作了。 Now you get to work.
你说得对，妈妈。我会的。别忘了，7。 You're right, Mom. I will. And don't forget, 7.
你必须这么做，你必须这么做 You gotta do it, you gotta do it
我必须独自完成 Gotta do it all alone
没人会帮你的 No one else will do it for you
你得靠自己了 You're on your own
这样做 Do it
也许是爱情，也许是战争，也许是拖地 It may be love or war Or mopping up the floor
但你就这么做吧 But just do it
不要让一个真正的朋友来为你求爱 Don 't send a friend who 's true To pitch a woo for you
否则你会后悔的 Or you'll rue it
自己动手 Do it yourself
别装了 Don 't fake it
如果你是假的，你不会成功的 If you're a fake, you won 't make it
等着休息，然后好好休息 Wait for your break and then take it
时间和潮汐，他们不等人 For time and tide They wait for no man
加油，加油，加油，伙计，加油 Go, go, go, man Do it
要证明这一点，只要看看老迈尔斯·斯坦迪什就知道了 To prove a point at hand Just look at old Miles Standish
谁搞砸了 Who blew it
他说“约翰·奥登，你能让普丽西拉去做吗” He said, ""John Alden, Will you go ask Priscilla to do it?""
迈尔斯被解雇了 Miles got the heave-ho
男人。 Man
普丽西拉说：“现在迈尔斯走了 Priscilla said, ""Now that Miles is gone
你自己说吧，亲爱的约翰。” Speak for yourself, dear John ""
他搞砸了，动手吧，动手吧 He blew it So do it, do it
自己动手 Do it yourself
有什么用？ What' s the use?.
我永远无法独自完成。 I'll never make it alone.
佛朗斯。 Francie.
佛朗斯! Francie!
在这里。 Here it is.
那些女孩一接电话，就把录音机打开。 The minute one of those girls gets on the phone, turn on the tape recorder.
你确定吗，巴恩斯探长？ Are you sure about this, lnspector Barnes?.
巴恩斯先生，你这个笨蛋。 Mr. Barnes, you meathead.
我打烊就能升职了。 I'm gonna get a promotion for closing up this joint.
就因为法律逮捕了所有在all - alone - a - phone的女孩… Just because the law arrested all those girls at All-Alone-A-Phone...
…并不意味着每个电话服务都是… ...doesn't mean every answering service is a front for...
-…一个单身俱乐部。头里。 -...a lonely-hearts club. -Come on.
您好！ How do you do?.
我叫巴恩斯。我们正在写一篇关于电话应答服务的小文章。 My name is Barnes. We're doing a little article on the answering services.
我们从… We're from...
…时尚杂志。 ... Vogue magazine.
我们只是想问你几个问题。 We'd just like to ask you a couple of questions.
时尚吗?。-是的。 -Vogue?. -Yes.
我吗?。好吧，谢谢你。我很乐意。 Me?. Oh, well, thank you. I'd be glad to.
-你不坐下吗？不，谢谢。我们的立场。 -Won't you sit down?. -No, thank you. We'll stand.
-我马上就来。好的。 -I'll be with you in a minute. -Alrighty.
现在，告诉我，你喜欢做这一行吗？ Now, tell me, do you enjoy doing this line of work?.
哦，我喜欢这里。我曾经是一家内衣店的接线员。 Oh, I love it here. I used to be a plain switchboard operator in a lingerie house.
很无聊，除了在旁边做点模特。 Pretty dull, except for a little modeling on the side.
兼职做模特，是吧？ Modeling on the side, huh?.
但这是更私人的事。我接触过很多不同类型的人…… But this is so much more personal. I come into contact with so many different types...
…我可以给每个人他需要的特殊帮助。 ...and I can give each one the particular kind of help he needs.
我的表妹苏认为我花太多的时间在每个人身上。 My cousin Sue thinks I spend too much time with each one.
她一直在说，“快点结束，开始下一个。” She keeps saying, ""Get it over with and get on to the next one.""
原谅我。-是的，当然。 -Excuse me. -Yes, of course.
格里马尔迪的夫人。 Madame Grimaldi's.
不，夫人出去了。 No, the madame is out.
嗯，我们有几个人。 Well, there's several of us.
哦，是我。 Oh, that's me.
费用?。格里马尔迪夫人的任何朋友都免费。 Charge?. For any friend of Madame Grimaldi's, it's free.
-好吧，挂了。对不起，先生，你是什么意思？ -Okay, hang it up. -Excuse me, sir-- What do you mean--?.
-拿上你的牙刷，走吧。我的牙刷? -Get your toothbrush and come on along. -My toothbrush?.
-热。-你是做什么的？ -It's hot. -What do you do?.
-我在这里工作。-好吧，也许你最好也一起去。 -I work here. -Well, maybe you better come along too.
把车停好，奥托，赶紧回来。 Just park the car, Otto, and hurry back.
为什么，姑娘们，这些人在这里干什么？ Why, girls, what are these men doing here?.
我们要关门了。你们都一起来。 We're closing the joint. You're all coming along.
妇女拘留所。 Women's detention home.
巴恩斯探长，我是扫黄组。 Inspector Barnes, vice squad.
我就知道。我就知道你会给我们惹麻烦。我警告过你。 I knew it. I knew you'd get us into trouble. I warned you.
-但是，探长，我们做错了什么？-好吧，我就让你自己说吧。 -But, inspector, what did we do wrong?. -Well, I'll just let you speak for yourself.
格里马尔迪的夫人。 Madame Grimaldi's.
不，夫人出去了。 No, the madame is out.
好吧，我们有几个人。 Well, there are several of us.
哦，是我。 Oh, that's me.
费用?格里马尔迪夫人的任何朋友都免费。 Charge? For any friend of Madame Grimaldi's, it's free.
好的，哪一位是女士？ Okay, which one is the madam?.
那是格里马尔迪夫人，歌剧明星。 That's Madame Grimaldi, the opera star.
我建议她用芥末膏治感冒，然后她.... I recommended a mustard plaster for her cold, so then her....
你脑子真脏！ Have you got a dirty mind!
好了，探长，你带我去女子拘留所。 Okay, inspector, you take me down to the women's detention home.
等我搞定你，我就把你降为养鸡督察。 By the time I'm through with you, I'll have you demoted to a chicken inspector.
这是我们的订阅者名单，探长。 And here's our list of subscribers, inspector.
哦,好吧…好吧。我犯了一个错误。 Oh, well.... Well, all right. I made a mistake.
也许…… Maybe....
听。我会在你身边，我会监听你的。 Listen. I'm gonna be around, and I'm gonna be listening in.
-监控电话？-任何与订阅者的私人谈话… -Monitoring the phone?. -Any personal talk with a subscriber...
…或者说，在外面会见任何男性客户…… ...or let's say, meeting any male clients on the outside...
…你和那位女士去妇女拘留所接电话。 ...and you and the madame are gonna be taking calls at the women's detention home.
奥托。 Otto.
我有你车的钥匙。 I have the keys to your car.
你有打开我心扉的钥匙。 You have the keys to my heart.
哦,奥托。 Oh, Otto.
这是我表妹，艾拉·彼得森。 Oh, this is my cousin, Ella Peterson.
这是格温。 And this is Gwynne.
这位是巴恩斯先生。 And this is a Mr. Barnes.
巴恩斯先生。迷住了。 Mr. Barnes. Charmed.
让我自我介绍一下。 Let me present myself.
我是j·奥托·普朗茨，泰坦尼克号唱片公司的总裁…… I am J. Otto Prantz, president of the Titanic Record Company...
…古典音乐的供应商。 ...purveyors of classical music.
泰坦尼克号唱片公司，是所有唱片公司中最高的。 Titanic Records, the highest fi of them all.
这位可爱的女士说服了我…… This lovely lady has persuaded me...
…把我所有的唱片公司搬到这里… ...to move all my recording enterprises here...
…在那里我将展开一场销售活动…… ...where I'll embark on a sales campaign...
…在城市总体饱和的基础上…… ...on an overall urban-saturation basis...
…把文化带给大众。 ...to bring Kultur to the masses.
教授，这很有趣。 That's very interesting, professor.
再见，巴恩斯先生。 Well, goodbye, Mr. Barnes.
很高兴见到你，女士们。 Well, now, this has been a pleasure, ladies.
但你要记住我跟你说的话。 But you just remember what I told you.
来吧，弗朗西。 Come on, Francie.
当心。你知道把你收到的信息传递给订阅者是违法的…… Take care. You know it's illegal to pass on information you receive to a subscriber...
-…即使是芥末膏。佛朗斯。 -...even for a mustard plaster. -Francie.
哦,奥托。你可以把你的东西放在这里。 Oh, Otto. You can put your things right over here.
灿烂的。 Splendid.
哦，奥托，我要那个了。 Oh, Otto, I'll take that.
艾拉，别忘了巴恩斯探长说的话。 Ella, please, remember what lnspector Barnes said.
不要干涉订阅者的生活。 Stay out of the lives of the subscribers.
我知道他们都需要帮助。 Oh, I know they all need help.
基切尔博士想写歌。 Dr. Kitchell wants to write songs.
布莱克·巴顿想成为一名演员。但他们会相处得很好。 Blake Barton wants to be an actor. But they'll get along.
你所要做的就是给予…… All you have to do is give...
-…然后留言，仅此而已。-记下留言，仅此而已。 -...and take messages, that's all. -And take messages, that's all.
我是认真的。 I mean it.
如果这就是事情的发展方向，我还是… If that's the way things are gonna be, I might as well...
…回到Bonjour Tristesse胸罩公司。 ...be back at the Bonjour Tristesse Brassiere Company.
哦，奥托，太可爱了！ Oh, Otto, it's lovely!
哦，我很凄凉。 Oh, I am desolate.
我必须参加一个非常重要的董事会会议…… I must go to a very important board of directors meeting...
…告诉他们我们新的百万扩张计划 ...at the Titanic Records and tell them of our new million-dollar expansion program...
…Susanswerphone。 ...for Susanswerphone.
走吧，快点，快走。来吧，伙计。 Let's go, come on, step lively now. Come on, fella.
加油！加油。我们走吧，快点。 Come on, come on. Let's go, come on.
在里面,在里面。 Inside, inside.
在里面。我们走吧，快点。 Inside. Let's go, come on.
来吧，女士们，我们走。快点。 Come on, ladies, let's go. Step it up.
这是什么…？ What is this...?.
先生们,先生们… Gentlemen, gentlemen...
…和女士们。 ...and ladies.
泰坦尼克号唱片公司的第一次董事会会议 The first board of directors meeting of the Titanic Record Company...
…现在开庭。 ...is hereby called to order.
换句话说，晚上好，赌徒们。 In other words, good evening, fellow bookies.
《泰坦尼克号》记录。泰坦尼克号唱片公司是什么？ Titanic Records. What is Titanic Records?.
这是我们。终于有了一个万无一失的系统，可以让我们操作… That's us. At last, a foolproof system, which will allow us to operate...
…在法律的监督下…… ...under the eyes of the law...
…却似乎在为文化事业服务。 ...and yet seem to be serving the cause of Kultur.
首先，我们不赌马。 Now, to begin with, we do not make bets on horses.
-我们接受记录订单。记录?。 -We take orders for records. -Records?.
他说“记录”是什么意思？ What does he mean, "records"?.
这个国家有许多不同的赛马场。 There are many different racetracks in the country.
这里有德尔马、皮姆利科、好莱坞公园、罗金厄姆…… There is Del Mar, Pimlico, Hollywood Park, Rockingham...
…在佛罗里达，著名的海厄利亚赛马场，仅举几例。 ...and in Florida, the famous Hialeah racetrack, to mention but a few.
现在,路易。路易，问我如何下一个典型的赌注。 Now, Louis. Louis, ask me about placing a typical bet.
我赌500块在6号鼻子上。 I'll bet 500 bucks on the nose on number six...
…在贝尔蒙特的第三场比赛中 ...in the third race at Belmont.
灿烂的。现在，仔细查阅你的图表。 Splendid. Now, consult your charts carefully.
作为泰坦尼克号唱片公司的代理人之一… As one of the agents for the Titanic Record Company...
…你打电话给我说：“我想下订单。” ...you will call me up and say, ""l would like to place an order.""
这是押注。“500张唱片。”这是美元。 That's bets. "For 500 albums." That's bucks.
“长时间的。”这是正确的。 "Long-playing." That's on the nose.
“贝多芬”。这是贝尔蒙特。 "Of Beethoven." That's Belmont.
”“第六交响曲。”“那是6号马。 ""Sixth Symphony."" That's horse number six.
“第三首作品。”第三个比赛。 "" Opus Three."" Third race.
“我想订500张唱片……” "" I would like to place an order for 500 albums...
…长时间演奏贝多芬第六交响曲第三号作品。 ...Iong-playing, of Beethoven's Sixth Symphony, Opus Three.""
这是一个简单的小系统，任何孩子都能理解 It's a simple little system Any child can understand
作曲家的名字，我们把他们和这片土地上的赛马场列在一起 The composer's name, we list them With the racetracks of the land
只要有一个简单的小系统我们就能接近幸运之门了 With a simple little system We'll be close by fortune's door
想想以前从来没有人曾经想过这个问题 And to think that no one ever Ever thought of it before
先生们，先生们，看看你们的图表。 Gentlemen, gentlemen, look at your charts.
贝多芬是什么？ What is Beethoven?
贝尔蒙特公园 Belmont Park
普契尼在哪儿? Where's Puccini?
歌 Pimlico
谁是Humperdinck？ Who is Humperdinck?
好莱坞 Hollywood
贝多芬是什么？ What is Beethoven?
贝多芬是贝尔蒙特公园 Beethoven is Belmont Park
普契尼在哪儿? Where's Puccini?
普契尼就是皮姆利科 Puccini is Pimlico
谁是Humperdinck？ Who is Humperdinck?
Humperdinck就是好莱坞 Humperdinck is Hollywood
这是正确的翻过这一页 That is correct Turn the page
柴可夫斯基是什么? What's Tchaikovsky?
邱吉尔唐斯 Churchill Downs
穆索尔斯基是谁？ Who 's Mussorgsky?
蒙茅斯公园 Monmouth Park
拉赫玛尼诺夫是什么? What's Rachmaninoff?
为Rockingham市增加 Rockingham
柴可夫斯基是什么? What's Tchaikovsky?
柴可夫斯基是丘吉尔·唐斯 Tchaikovsky is Churchill Downs
穆索尔斯基是谁？ Who 's Mussorgsky?
穆索尔斯基是蒙茅斯公园 Mussorgsky is Monmouth Park
拉赫玛尼诺夫是什么? What's Rachmaninoff?
拉赫玛尼诺夫就是罗金厄姆 Rachmaninoff is Rockingham
这是正确的翻过这一页 That is correct Turn the page
这是一个简单的小系统 It's a simple little system
-我们迫不及待要开始了-哦，是的，是的 -We're impatient to begin -Oh, yes, oh, yes
一个简单的小系统 A simple little system
当法律在监听的时候 When the law is listening in
我们将接受那些记录订单 We will take those record orders
用一种很有教养的语气 In a very cultured tone
我们在Susanswerphone预订马匹 While we 're really booking horses Over at Susanswerphone
我们会变得富有，我们会变得富有 We 'll be rich We 'll be rich
我们会发财的 We 'll be rich
德彪西是德尔·玛尔，亨珀丁克是好莱坞 Debussy is Del Mar Humperdinck is Hollywood
塞萨尔·弗兰克是露天游乐场，西贝柳斯是运动员公园 Cesar Franck is Fairgrounds Sibelius is Sportsman 's Park
柏辽兹是班布里奇，辛德密斯是霍桑 Berlioz is Bainbridge Hindemith is Hawthorne
奥芬巴赫就是奥马哈 Offenbach is Omaha
大家都在一起。 Everybody, all together now.
贝多芬是谁？ Who is Beethoven?
-贝尔蒙特公园-简单的小系统 -Belmont Park -Simple little system
谁是普契尼？ Who 's Puccini?
-皮姆利科-简单的小系统 -Pimlico -Simple little system
柴可夫斯基是谁？ Who 's Tchaikovsky?
-邱吉尔唐斯-我们是赌马公司 -Churchill Downs -We're bookies
肖斯塔科维奇就是萨拉托加 And Shostakovich is Saratoga
什么是亨德尔？ What is Handel?
是海里,海里亚市 Hialeah, Hialeah
韩德尔是谁？ Who is Handel?
是海里,海里亚市 Hialeah, Hialeah
哦，多么复杂的系统！ Oh, what a system!
7点钟。 Seven o'clock.
好吧，熟睡的王子。 Okay, sleeping prince.
-他为什么不接电话？《泰坦尼克号》记录?。 -Why doesn't he answer?. -Titanic Records?.
在那里。 Over there.
-那里以前有电话吗？-是的。盒子还在那儿。 -Has there been a phone there before?. -Yes. The box is still there.
-早上好。-早上好。 -Good morning. -Good morning.
我给你带了些咖啡。-谢谢。 -I brought you some coffee. -Thank you.
来吧。我来接手。你干得够久了。 Come on. I'll take over. You've been on long enough.
-我只是想叫醒某人。——jeffrey苔藓。那一个。 -I'm just giving someone his wake-up. -Jeffrey Moss. That one.
他占用的时间比其他所有订阅者的时间加起来还多。 He takes up more time than all the other subscribers put together.
好的,艾拉。 Okay, Ella.
好了，艾拉，起来。 All right, Ella, get up.
哦,不。这是一次非常重要的唤醒，苏。 Oh, no. This is a very important wake-up, Sue.
在那里。你看到了什么?。有人想抓他。 There. You see?. Someone was trying to get him.
-杰弗里·莫斯住所。-他在家吗？我是拉里·哈斯廷斯。 -Jeffrey Moss residence. -Is he in? This is Larry Hastings.
不，黑斯廷斯先生。联系不上莫斯先生。 Oh, no, Mr. Hastings. Cannot reach Mr. Moss.
-你想说什么，黑斯廷斯先生？报价:。“你四点肯定不会来……” -What is the message, Mr. Hastings?. -Quote:. ""Sure you won 't show up at 4...
…《点石成金》的梗概 ...with outline of The Midas Touch.
点石成金。 The Midas Touch.
我已获得另一个剧本的选择权。希望你喜欢贫民窟之旅。”“结束。 Have taken option on another play. Hope you enjoy trip to skid row. "" Unquote.
苏，这是一条非常重要的信息。他一定要知道这个消息。 Sue, that' s a very important message. He' s got to get that message.
-这是他最后的机会。-他最后的机会？ -This is his last chance. -His last chance?.
这是你最后的机会了。还记得巴恩斯探长说的话吗。 It's your last chance. Remember what lnspector Barnes said.
现在，你休息了。滚出去。 Now, it's your day off. Get out of here.
如果杰夫·莫斯不能自己接电话，他就没救了。 If Jeff Moss can't pick up his phone by himself, he's beyond help.
他可能已经拔掉了电源。 He probably unplugged it anyway.
不插电?。 Unplugged?.
不插电的。 Unplugged.
-早上好，liebchen。奥托。 -Good morning, liebchen. -Otto.
我有一些好消息要告诉你。 I have some wonderful news for you.
苏，昨晚的董事会… Sue, the board of directors last night...
…你是在缺席的情况下通过代理人投票选出的荣誉会员。 ...voted you honorary member by proxy in absentee.
哦,奥托! Oh, Otto!
我的电话。 My telephone.
《泰坦尼克号》记录。 Titanic Records.
哦,是的。是。请稍等。 Oh, yes. Yes. Just a moment, please.
是的吗?。1500张唱片…… Yes?. Fifteen hundred albums...
…普契尼第八短笛协奏曲第一作品 ...of Puccini's Eighth Piccolo Concerto, Opus One.
我马上把它们运出去。 I'll ship them right out.
你好，运输部。 Hello, shipping department.
1500张普契尼第八短笛协奏曲第一作品专辑。 Fifteen hundred albums of Puccini's Eighth Piccolo Concerto, Opus One.
三种速度。 All three speeds.
你看到了什么?。这很简单。你只要拿起电话… You see?. It's simple. You just pick up the phone...
…记下留言，用这个电话给运输部打电话…… ...jot down the message, call the shipping department on this phone...
…你把你得到的信息告诉他们。 ...and you give them the message just as you get it.
《泰坦尼克号》记录。 Titanic Records.
早上。-是的。 -Morning. -Yes.
七十五张专辑。 Seventy-five albums.
勃兰登堡协奏曲…… Brandenburg Concerto...
…5、LP。谢谢你！ ...Five, LP. Thank you.
喂，运输部吗？ Hello, shipping department?.
巴赫第三勃兰登堡协奏曲的75张唱片…… Seventy-five albums of Bach's Third Brandenburg Concerto...
…第五作品，LP。正确的。 ...Opus Five, LP. Right.
嘿，泰坦尼克唱片公司。那是新厂牌吗？ Hey, Titanic Records. Is that a new label?.
-只有最好的欧洲唱片。——勃兰登堡三号。 -Only the finest European recordings. -Brandenburg Number Three.
我有伦纳德·伯恩斯坦的录音。你的厂牌上有谁？ I have the Leonard Bernstein recording. Who's on your label?.
在卡尔斯鲁厄演奏的杜塞尔多夫·德德·汉萨同盟交响曲。 The Dusseldorf Zuider Zee Hanseatic League Symphony on the Karlsruhe.
现在,请。我们这里很忙。 Now, please. We are very busy here.
当然,当然。对不起。 Sure, sure. Sorry.
你好,卡尔。你要去哪里？ Hi, Carl. Where are you going?.
麦克斯猫狗美容店。对不起，我们要到上午9点才开门。谢谢你！ Max's Dog and Cat Beauty Shop. Sorry, we're not open till 9 a.m. Thank you.
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind?.
妇女拘留所。 Women's detention home.
听着，他永远不会知道我是谁。我要叫醒他然后离开。 Listen, he'll never know who I am. I'll just wake him and leave.
但你要怎么进去？ But how you gonna get in?.
-我会想办法的。-艾拉，请收下。 -I'll think of something. -Ella, take that, please.
妇女拘留所。 Women's detention home.
麦克斯的猫狗之家。我是说，麦克斯的猫狗 Max's Cat and Dog House. I mean, Max's Dog and Cat--
-你好。-你好。 -Hello. -Hello.
-再见。-哦,不。 -Goodbye. -Oh, no.
-等一下。不，我一定是走错公寓了。 -Wait a minute. -No, I must be in the wrong apartment.
我订了7点的公寓，时间不对。我的意思是, I had a 7:00 apartment in the wrong appointment. I mean--
-这里不是萨顿南54号。不，这是64号。 -This isn't 54 Sutton Place South. -No, this is 64.
-我也是这么想的。-我可以回去睡觉或者叫警察。 -That's what I thought. -I could go back to sleep or call a cop.
-不，请不要那样做。——恐惧。我不会报警的。 -No, please don't do that. -Never fear. I won't call the police.
我给你自由。 I give you your freedom.
否。我是说，别再睡了。 No. I mean, don't go back to sleep.
已经7点多了。 It's after 7::00 already.
7:: 00 ?。 It's 7::00?.
-我让妈妈7点打电话给我。-你的手机没插电。 -I told Mom to call me at 7. -Your phone's unplugged.
哦,是的。我昨晚一定把它拔出来了。 Oh, yeah. I must have pulled it out last night.
我在找可以上吊的东西。 I was looking for something to hang myself with.
-妈妈?。-我一直在给你打电话 -Mom?. -I've been ringing you since--
哦，你不是妈妈。你是另一个。 Oh, you're not Mom. You're the other one.
黑斯廷斯先生给你留了个口信。 There's a message for you from Mr. Hastings.
报价:。“你肯定不会在今天4点带着《点石成金》的大纲出现吧。” Quote:. ""Sure you won 't show up at 4 today with outline of The Midas T ouch.
-选择了另一场比赛。-选择另一场比赛？ -Have taken option on another play. -Option on another play?.
-祝你在贫民窟过得愉快。“——他没说是谁写的吗？” -Hope you enjoy your trip to skid row. "" -Didn ' t he say who wrote it?.
莎士比亚?。威廉斯？ Shakespeare?. T ennessee Williams?.
- ennessee Ernie？-你说什么？ -T ennessee Ernie?. -I beg your pardon?
没关系的。再见。 It's all right. Goodbye.
好样的拉里。跟其他人一样是个骗子。 Good old Larry. A phony like the rest of them.
那就永远睡下去吧。再见,女士。 Well, might as well go to sleep forever. Goodbye, lady.
-你不应该那样做。你说什么？ -You shouldn't do that. -What'd you say?.
我说，你不应该这么做。你就不能工作了。 I said, you shouldn't do that. You won't be able to do your work.
听着，女士，如果我告诉你…… Look, lady, I hope you won't be offended if I let you know...
…我的坏习惯与你无关。你能出去吗？ ...that my evil habits are no concern of yours. Will you get out of here?.
-你不愿做你的工作。-非常感谢。 -You won't do your work. -Thank you very much.
小姐?。 Miss?.
-工作吗?。-如果你想在这个时候喝酒… -What work?. -lf you wanna drink at this hour...
…肯定有什么工作是你想避免的。 ...there must be some work you're trying to avoid.
我从自己的经历中知道。 I know from my own experience.
在高中的时候，为了不做作业，我会做任何事。 In high school, I'd do anything to keep from doing my homework.
大多数时候，我削铅笔。就是那种黄色的，上面写着“提康德罗加” Mostly, I'd sharpen pencils. You know, the yellow kind that says ""Ticonderoga""?.
好吧，我会把它磨成“提康德罗”，然后再磨成“提康德”…… Well, I'd sharpen it to the ""Ticonderog,"" and then to the ""Ticonder""...
…然后是“提康”，然后是“提康”，然后是“提康”，然后是“提康”…… ...and then to the ""Ticond,"" then to the ""Tic,"" then to the ""Ti""...
…然后转到“t”。 ...and then to the ""T.""
那我就得再画一支铅笔了。 Then I'd have to start on another pencil.
就是不要面对那可怕的空白页。 Anything but face that awful blank page.
-哦,是的。-哦，当然，去吧。饮料。 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, sure, go ahead. Drink.
-毁掉你最后的机会。-最后一次机会-最后一次机会做什么？ -Ruin your last chance. -Last chan-- Last chance to do what?.
不管这是你最后的机会。在我看来你很绝望。 Well, whatever it's your last chance to do. You look desperate to me.
我快要生病了。 I'm about to be ill.
你不会碰巧带了杯咖啡吧？ You wouldn't happen to have a cup of coffee on you?.
是的，我会的。 Yes, I would.
还有奶酪丹麦？ And a cheese Danish?.
修剪。 Prune.
-哦，听着，小姐？斯科特。 -Oh, listen, Miss...?. -Scott.
Melisande。 Melisande.
苔藓。杰弗里。 Moss. Jeffrey.
-请坐，斯科特小姐。不，不行，因为我得走了。 -Sit down, Miss Scott. -No, I can't because I have to go.
哦，好吧，现在我的视力已经清晰了一点…… Oh, well, now that my vision has cleared up a bit...
…我开始看到超过6英寸远的形状和颜色…… ...and I'm beginning to see shapes and colors at more than 6 inches away...
…在我看来，你开始变得不错了…… ...you're beginning to look pretty good to me...
…因为我在接下来的一万年里没有任何事情可做.... ...since I haven't anything to do for the next 1 0,000 years....
这是另一种逃避工作的方式。女孩。 That's just another way of avoiding your work. Girls.
你确实有事要做。你有个约会要去。 And you do have something to do. You have an appointment to keep.
-谁说的？-你七点的电话。熬夜开始写作。 -Who said so?. -Your 7:00 call. Stay up and start writing.
你可以独自写作。你以前做过一次。 You can write alone. You did it once before.
-你怎么知道我以前做过？-因为任何一个作家… -How do you know I did it once before?. -Because anybody who's a writer...
…肯定曾经独自写过什么。 ...must have written something by himself once.
-我说过我是个作家吗？-不，但你不是水管工，对吧？ -Did I say I was a writer?. -No, but you're not a plumber, are you?.
-不。-嗯…… -No. -Well....
但你自己不这么认为，否则你会写…… But you don't think so yourself, or you'd be writing...
…而不是跑来跑去，早上7点才回家…… ...instead of running around and coming home at 7 in the morning...
…整天都在睡觉。 ...and sleeping all day.
这是不可思议的。 It's uncanny.
-你是不是插在我身上了？-不。 -Are you plugged into me somewhere?. -No.
-你在哪儿见过我。-不。 -You know me from someplace. -No.
你是精神。-是的。 -You're psychic. -Yes.
我很有直觉。 I'm very intuitive.
我对人有感觉。听你说话我就知道很多关于你的事。 I get feelings about people. I know a lot about you just from listening to you talk.
我看到了异象。 And I see visions.
-怎么了？-我现在看到一个。这是你的一个幻象。 -What's the matter?. -I see one now. It's a vision of you.
我在做什么？ What am I doing?.
什么都没有。你脸朝下躺在阴沟里。 Nothing. You're lying facedown in the gutter.
停止它。你吓死我了。-抱歉，我就是这么看的。 -Stop it. You're scaring the hell out of me. -Sorry, that's what I see.
我的幻象从来不会错，除非你做点什么。 My visions are never wrong, unless you do something about it.
我试着分析。我还不如试试巫术。 I tried analysis. I might as well try witchcraft.
我们要用古老的巫术套路。 We'll go the old witchcraft routine.
我们去拿娃娃，拿别针，还有沸水和鼓。 We'll get the doll, we'll get the pins, and the boiling water and the drums.
你要我做什么，我都会做。 Anything you want me to do, I'll do it.
-好的。照我说的做。-是吗?。 -All right. Do as I say. -Yeah?.
-去你的打字机那儿。-是吗?。 -Go to your typewriter. -Yeah?.
坐下来。-是吗?。 -Sit down. -Yeah?.
——现在…-是吗?。 -And now... -Yeah?.
…写出来。 ...write it.
我就知道这里面有圈套。 I knew there was a catch to it.
哦，够了。你也没那么穷。 Oh, that's enough. You're not so badly off.
我认识一个人，他的父亲强迫他去做牙医。他想成为一名作曲家。 I know a guy whose father's forcing him to be a dentist. He wants to be a composer.
这个可怜的家伙整天坐在办公室里，用一根空气软管谱曲。 The poor fellow sits up in an office all day long composing songs on an air hose.
没人能阻止你做你想做的事。 Nobody's keeping you from doing what you want.
除了你自己。 Nobody except yourself.
你害怕大家会说，“哦，搭档才是有才华的那个” You're afraid everybody's gonna say, ""Oh, the partner's the talented one.""
那又怎样？ Well, so what?.
你说别人是骗子是因为你讨厌自己。 You call other people phonies because you hate yourself.
你害怕你写的东西不重要，所以你什么都没写。 You're afraid what you write isn't gonna be important, so you don't write anything.
孩子，你认识我吗？ Boy, do you know me.
莫斯先生，你得对自己有信心。 Mr. Moss, you have to have confidence in yourself.
我不认识你，但我对你有信心。 I don't even know you, but I have confidence in you.
-你做什么?。-是的，我喜欢。 -You do?. -Yes, I do.
你是疯了。-是的，我知道。 -You're crazy. -Yes, I know.
我试试看。 I'll try.
嘿，等一下。 Hey, wait a minute.
除非你在这里，否则我做不到。 I don't think I can do this unless you're here.
这就是你的样子 So that's what you look like
我终于知道 At last I know
你比梦更好 You're better Better than a dream
你是什么远比梦好 What you are Is better far than a dream
我试着想象你的脸 I tried to picture your face
但现在我看到你了 But now I see you
你离开了这个世界，离开了这个球体 You're out of this world You're out of this sphere
你已经离开那个外太空了 You're out of that outer space
好，比梦还好 Better, better than a dream
什么是真实的比梦更理想 What is real Is more ideal than a dream
看见你，听见你，离你如此近 To see and hear you To be so near you
比梦更好吗 Is better Better than a dream
这是一场梦吗？ Can this be a dream?
我还能睡在沙发上吗？ Can I still be asleep On the couch there?
这个女孩真的在这里吗？ Can this girl be really here?
她似乎凭直觉知道我是怎么落到这种地步的 She seems to know by sheer intuition How I landed in this condition
天啊，她认识我 Boy, does she know me
我思考的方式，我喝酒的方式我睡了一整年 The way that I think, the way that I drink The fact that I slept all year
但这不是梦 But it's not a dream
因为你看，我在纸上写了些话 Because look, I've got some words On the paper
冷静点，孩子，别晕倒或尖叫 Steady, boy, don 't faint or scream
不要问是谁派来的这个天使 Don 't ask who sent you This angel
这比做梦好 It's better Better than a dream
-比梦好，比梦好-这是梦吗？ -It's better, better than a dream -Can this be a dream?
我还能睡在沙发上吗？ Can I still be asleep on the couch there?
-你是什么比梦要好得多-这个女孩真的在这里吗？ -What you are is better far than a dream -Can this girl be really here?
-我试着想象你的脸-她似乎完全凭直觉就知道了 -I tried to picture your face -She seems to know by sheer intuition
我怎么会落到这种地步 How I landed in this condition
-但现在我看到你了-天啊，她认识我吗 -But now I see you -Boy, does she know me
-你离开这个世界了-我是这么想的 - You're out of this world -The way that I think
-你从外太空出来了-我睡了一整年 - You're out of that outer space -The fact that I slept all year
-但这不是梦-比梦好多了 -But it's not a dream -Better, better than a dream
因为你看，我在纸上写了些话 Because look, I've got some words On the paper
-冷静点，孩子，别晕倒-这是真的 -Steady, boy, don 't faint -What is real
-或者尖叫-比梦更理想 -Or scream -Is more ideal than a dream
-不要问是谁派你来的-我要看到你，听到你 -Don 't ask who sent you -To see and hear you
-这个天使-离你如此之近 -This angel -To be so near you
-比梦好-比梦好 -Is better, better than a dream -Is better, better than a dream
出什么事了？你在发抖。 What' s the matter?. You ' re shaking.
他很喜欢。拉里很喜欢。 He liked it. Larry liked it.
他当然喜欢。 Well, of course he liked it.
他说还没写好，他要我答应去乡下…… He said it's not quite written yet, and he made me promise to go to the country...
…鞭打它，但总的来说，这是一个奇迹。 ...and whip it, but by and large, it's something of a miracle.
这不是奇迹。你做到了。 It's not a miracle. You did it.
-你知道吗？-什么?。 -And you know what?. -What?.
你就是奇迹。 You're the miracle.
出什么事了？你们这瞎眼?。你要去哪里？ What's the matter?. You blind?. Where do you think you're going?.
别跟我说这些。在这里开车，没人在意。 Don't give me none of that. Driving around here, nobody takes any care.
灯仍然是绿色的。他说那是红色的。它是绿色的。 The light was still green. He says it was red. It was green.
-人。哇。你想要什么？学生的注意力吗?。 -People. Wow. -What'd you expect?. Herrings?.
看看他们。一群杀手。 Look at them. A band of cutthroats.
你见过这样的仇恨吗？ You ever see such hatred?.
如果我向他们中的任何一个人要时间，他们就会变成一群私刑暴徒。 If I so much as asked one of these people for the time, they'd turn into a lynch mob.
每个人都想友好相处，只是没有人愿意主动。 Everybody wants to be friendly, only nobody's willing to make the first move.
你为什么不跟这位好人打个招呼呢？ Why don't you say hello to this nice man over here?.
他会很感激的。 He'd appreciate it.
他吗?。那是德古拉的叔叔，狼人。 Him?. That's Dracula's uncle, the Wolf Man.
他唯一想要的就是一杯新鲜的血。 The only thing he'd appreciate would be a nice, fresh cup of blood.
哦，太简单了。你要做的就是打个招呼。 Oh, it's so easy. All you have to do is say hello.
手表。 Watch.
-你好。你说什么？ -Hello. -What'd you say?.
-好吧，淡定。-我只是打个招呼。 -All right, easy. -I just said hello.
你好吗?。你好吗?。 Hello?. Hello?.
你刚刚打招呼了吗？ Did you just say hello?.
这是三十年来第一次有陌生人在街上跟我打招呼。 This is the first time in 30 years a stranger's ever said hello to me on the street.
你好。我叫路德维希·斯迈利。 Hello. My name's Ludwig Smiley.
-你好。这是莫斯先生。-你好。 -How do you do?. Meet Mr. Moss. -Hello.
-你好,路德维希。-我叫斯迈利。你好。 -Hello, Ludwig. -My name's Smiley. Hello.
哦,你好。我叫Charlie Bessemer。 Oh, hello. My name is Charlie Bessemer.
来见见我的朋友，罗斯先生。 Meet my friend, Mr. Ross.
苔藓。-你好，罗斯先生。 -Moss. -Hello, Mr. Ross.
-你好。这是斯科特小姐。斯科特小姐。 -Hello. This is Miss Scott. -Miss Scott.
-你好。-你好。我叫Charlie Bessemer。 -How do you do?. -Hello. My name is Charlie Bessemer.
-我是Kuznesniv小姐。-这是斯科特小姐。 -I'm Miss Kuznesniv. -This is Miss Scott.
-你好。-你好，斯科特小姐。 -How do you do?. -Hello, Miss Scott.
这是莫斯先生。Kuznesniv小姐。 Meet Mr. Moss. Miss Kuznesniv.
-罗斯。- Kuznesniv小姐，你好。 -Mr. Ross. -Miss Kuznesniv, hello.
-你好。我叫拉特拉。-我是格罗弗太太。 -Hello. My name's Lattera. -I'm Mrs. Grover.
-那你这次为什么不试试呢？-哦,不。 -Well, why don't you try it this time?. -Oh, no.
哦，别这样。继续。 Oh, come on. Go on.
-你好。-不施舍。 -Hello. -No handouts.
哦，我什么都不想要。我只是想打个招呼。 Oh, I don't want anything. I just want to say hello.
我叫杰弗里·莫斯。 The name's Jeffrey Moss.
大家好。我是Barney Lampwick。 Well, hello there. I'm Barney Lampwick.
你好，我是Barney Lampwick。 Say, hello, I'm Barney Lampwick.
-你好。-哦,你好。 -Hello. -Oh, hello.
-莫斯是名字。-我是伯尼·丹斯特。 -Moss is the name. -I'm Bernie Denster.
吃点花生。-这是斯科特小姐。 -Have some peanuts. -This is Miss Scott.
你好吗，斯科特小姐？吃点花生。 How are you, Miss Scott?. Have some peanuts.
-你管这些叫花生？-是的,花生。 -You call these peanuts?. -Yeah, peanuts.
不可思议的! Marvelous!
你好! Hello!
看着我，我在走路。我已经很多年没在这个城市里走动了。 Look at me, I'm walking. I haven't walked around this city in years.
-妈妈不会相信的。我们给她打电话吧。——谁?。 -Mom wouldn't believe this. Let's call her. -Who?.
妈妈。那个在我电话服务中心工作的小老太太。来吧。 Mom. The little old lady that works at my answering service. Come on.
我们在哪里？哦，45街。 Where are we?. Oh, 45th Street.
-我得去布鲁克林高地。布鲁克林高地吗?。 -I have to go to Brooklyn Heights. -Brooklyn Heights?.
-是的。再见。-再见?。梅尔。 -Yeah. Goodbye. -Goodbye?. Mel.
梅尔! Mel!
我得走了。请不要问我任何问题。 I have to go. Please don't ask me any questions.
-相信我。-我当然相信你。 -Just believe me. -Of course I believe you.
我有一个内置的盖革计数器。我一英里外就能认出一个骗子。 I got a built-in Geiger counter. I could spot a phony a mile off.
你是我这辈子遇到的唯一一个诚实的人。 You're the only honest person I ever met in my whole life.
诚实的人吗?。-如果我不能相信你… -Honest person?. -lf I couldn't believe in you...
…今天发生了这么多事… ...after everything that's happened today...
…我会像不新鲜的海绵蛋糕一样碎掉。 ...I'd just crumble away like a stale sponge cake.
那就相信我，我得走了。 Well, then believe me, I have to go.
但是等一下。我要离开两个星期。我什么时候能见到你？ But wait a second. I'll be gone for two weeks. When will I see you?.
-我不知道。我会从国内给你打电话。 -I don't know. -I'll call you from the country.
-没有电话。-不电话吗?。等一下。 -No phone. -No phone?. Wait a minute.
你要保证两周后见我，否则我就不去了。 You promise that you'll see me two weeks from today, or I don't go at all.
事实上，我现在就跟你去布鲁克林高地。 In fact, I'll tail you to Brooklyn Heights right now.
-好吧。-好的。 -Well, all right. -All right.
否。没关系的。 No. It's all right.
下周三八点，在你家。 A week from Wednesday, your place, 8:00.
承诺?。承诺。 -Promise?. -Promise.
-再见。-再见。 -Goodbye. -Goodbye.
周三,8点。 Wednesday, 8:00.
别忘了还有奶酪丹麦。 And don't forget the cheese Danish.
我遇到了一个女孩一个很棒的女孩 I met a girl A wonderful girl
作为一个女孩，她确实有很多值得推荐的地方 She's really got a lot To recommend her for a girl
不可思议的生物，毫无疑问 Fabulous creature Without any doubt
我有什么好激动的？ Hey, what am I getting So excited about?
她只是个普通的女孩 She's just a girl An everyday girl
但我想，作为一个女孩，她真的很特别 And yet I guess she's really Rather special for a girl
你就见过她一次其他人都出去了 For once you have seen her The others are out
我有什么好激动的？ Hey, what am I getting So excited about?
但那又怎样？她有什么是别人没有的？ But so what? What has she got Others have not?
两个眼睛，两个嘴唇，一个鼻子所有的女孩都有 Two eyes, two lips, a nose All girls have some of those
但当她抬头看着我的时候我看到了什么？ But when she looks up at me What do I see?
我的脉搏开始加速 The most enchanting face My pulse begins to race
嘿，我遇到了一个女孩一个很棒的女孩 Hey, I met a girl A marvelous girl
她比铀更稀有，比珍珠更美丽 She's rarer than uranium And fairer than a pearl
找到了我的宝藏，我想大声呼喊 Found me a treasure And I wanna shout
这才是让我兴奋的地方 This is what I'm getting so excited about
我遇到了一个女孩，今天我坠入了爱河 I met a girl and I fell in love Today
克雷默音乐。-给克莱默的留言。 -Kramer Music. -Message for Kramer.
我是金字塔俱乐部的莫蒂·霍珀。我们需要一些快速的歌曲。 This is Morty Hopper of the Pyramid Club. We need some songs fast.
所以周二10点我们会请来很多词曲作者来推销他们的鱼。明白了吗? So Tuesday at 1 0 we're gonna have a lot of songwriters in to peddle their fish. Got that?
正确的。谢谢你！基切尔医生真是个好机会。 Right. Thank you. Hey, what an opportunity for Dr. Kitchell.
-我可以告诉他。他带着他的歌-艾拉！ -I could tell him. He brings his songs-- -Ella!
但如果他能卖出一首歌，这可能会改变他的一生。 But if he could only sell one song, it might change his entire life.
还记得巴恩斯探长吗。 Remember lnspector Barnes.
我喜欢你阳光般的牙齿 I love your sunny teeth
你那有趣又阳光的牙齿 Your funny, sunny teeth
它们就像一个珍珠花环 They're like a pearly wreath
-挂得很好-你好 -That hangs so-- -Hello.
你好吗?。 Hello?.
-你就是牙医基切尔医生。-是啊，很棒吧？ -So you're Dr. Kitchell, the dentist. -Yeah, isn't it wonderful?.
我很抱歉。我忘了我们有个约会。你不坐下吗？ I'm sorry. I forgot we had an appointment. Won't you sit down?.
打扰一下。 Excuse me.
你刚才说你叫什么名字？ Now, what did you say you name is?.
当我走到大厅的时候就开始疼了。 Well, it started hurting as I came down the hall.
所有…… All...
……。 ...right.
打扰一下。 Excuse me.
牙齿。 Teeth.
不坏。请往后靠。打开宽。 Not bad. Lean back, please. Open wide.
-我什么也没看见。但是很疼。 -I don't see anything. -But it hurts.
你什么也看不见但是很疼 You don't see anything But it hurts
虽然你看不见我心中的痛，哦，哦，这有多痛 Though you can 't see the pain in my heart Oh, oh, how it hurts
不坏。 Not bad.
告诉我，它对冷热敏感吗？ Tell me, is it sensitive to hot and cold?.
一开始你很热，然后你很冷，然后你很害羞，然后你很大胆 First you're hot and then you're cold Then you're shy and then you're bold
但我对你总是很敏感 But I'm always sensitive to you
哇，那些歌真好听。 Gee, those songs are pretty.
-你喜欢他们吗？-哦,是的。 -Did you like them?. -Oh, yes.
你是第一个。这样我失去了更多的病人。 You're the first one. I lose more patients this way.
我是个糟糕的牙医。我一直在编歌。 I'm a terrible dentist. I make up songs all the time.
我可以编任何歌。给我一个主题，一个标题，什么都行。 And I can make up songs about anything. Just give me a subject, a title, anything.
你在想什么呢？你脑子里想的？ What are you thinking of?. Off the top of your head?.
-点石成金。-点石成金。 -The Midas touch. -The Midas touch.
这是关于国王和金子的故事。 It's about a king and gold.
这是简单的。 That's simple.
点石成金 The Midas touch
那伟大的，伟大的，伟大的点石成金 That mighty, mighty, mighty Midas touch
迈达斯非常想要金子 Midas wanted gold so much
-哦，太棒了。-哦，没什么。 -Oh, that's brilliant. -Oh, it's nothing.
-嗯，我想你会去的。坚信吗?。 -Well, I guess you'll be there. -Where?.
金字塔俱乐部，周二上午10点。他们在试唱歌曲。 The Pyramid Club, Tuesday at 1 0 a.m. They're auditioning songs.
-我九点半到。-你现在就写下来。 -I'll be there at 9:30. -You write that down, now.
是。是的，我会的。 Yes. Yes, I will.
金字塔的俱乐部。 Pyramid Club.
麦迪逊大街。 Madison Avenue.
莫特料斗。 Mort Hopper.
哦,天啊。我不知道怎么—— Oh, golly. I don't know how to--
我… I....
哦,小姐?。哦,小姐?。 Oh, miss?. Oh, miss?.
哦，密西西比河汽船转弯了 Oh, Mississippi steamboat Rounding the bend
我要回家找你了 I'm coming home to you
美丽的少女，逆流而上你这只懒懒的船 Maiden fair, up your river You lazy boat, you
-Susanswerphone。-我是Larry Hastings。任何消息? -Susanswerphone. -This is Larry Hastings. Any messages?
请稍等。 Just a moment.
演员布莱克·巴顿打来电话。 Blake Barton, the actor, called.
他想知道你的新作品《点石成金》里有没有他的角色。 He wants to know if there's a part for him in your new production, The Midas Touch.
布莱克巴顿?从来没有!我讨厌演员…… Blake Barton? Never! I'm sick of actors...
…不穿西装，听起来好像满嘴弹珠的人。 ...who won 't wear suits and who sound as if they've got a mouthful of marbles.
谢谢。我是说，再见。 Thanks. I mean, goodbye.
艾拉，你在干什么？ Ella, what are you doing?.
-我打电话给布莱克·巴顿。埃拉。 -I'm just calling Blake Barton. -Ella.
-你好。我是布莱克·巴顿。-Susanswerphone。 -Hello. Blake Barton here. -Susanswerphone.
哦，你好，姑娘。嘿，非常感谢你那天给我的建议…… Oh, hiya, girl. Hey, thanks a lot for that tip you gave me the other day...
…但是，他们不喜欢我的行为。 ...but, well, they didn 't dig my action.
他们说要找一个雷克斯·哈里森类型的。英语。 They said they were looking for a Rex Harrison type. English.
于是我说：“我怎么了？”我说英语。”“ So I said, ""What's the matter with me? I speak English. ""
-没有消息。-那太疯狂了，姑娘 -No messages. - Yeah, well, that's crazy, girl.
-听着，我会在迈克家-疯了 -Look, I'll be at Mike 's. -Crazy.
-下午好，史文森先生。-下午好，艾拉小姐。 -Good afternoon, Mr. Swenson. -Oh, good afternoon, Miss Ella.
多有趣的帽子啊。 What an interesting hat.
迈克，再给我一杯.... Mike, let me have another cup....
他们想要的是爱、恨和愤怒。 They wanted things like love, hate and anger.
所以为了练习演技，我选了这个角色，你看…… So for my acting exercise, I picked this part, see...
…在里面，我应该是这个，你知道，沮丧的家伙。 ...and in it, I'm supposed to be this, you know, frustrated guy.
现在，我要找到合适的图像来展示… Now, I gotta find the right image to show...
…沮丧。 ...frustration.
所以我得到了这张图片，看到了吗，一只鸵鸟。 So I get this image, see, of a ostrich.
一只鸵鸟试图把头埋进水泥路面。 A ostrich trying to bury his head in a cement pavement.
挖它。 Dig it.
-你看到了吗？你明白了吗？杜鹃。杜鹃。 -You see that?. You get the image?. -Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
杜鹃。杜鹃。 -Cuckoo. -Cuckoo.
我说“嗯”。 I said "uh."
外面那辆摩托车是你的吗？ Is that your motorcycle outside?.
是的。 Yeah.
-太疯狂了，是吧？杜鹃。 -It's crazy, huh?. -Cuckoo.
杜鹃。 Cuckoo.
你得到《点石成金》的角色了吗？ Hey, you get the part in The Midas Touch?.
嘿，伙计，你不会是戴着那个进去的吧？ Hey, man, you didn't go in there with that on, did you?.
你想让我做什么？不戴着它进去，一丝不挂？ What do you want me to do?. Go in without it on, in the ever-loving nude?.
你试过穿西装吗？ Did you ever try wearing a suit?.
适合吗?。 Suit?.
一套西装。S-U-T。 A suit. S-U-T.
你以为我是谁，骗子吗？ What do you think I am, a fake?.
一套西装。我们给穿西装的演员起了个名字。 A suit. We got a name for actors who wear suits.
你的下半辈子就做个朋克模仿者吧。 Be a punk imitation the rest of your life.
我告诉你，你想要那份工作，就别再穿牛仔裤了。 I'm telling you, you want the job, you gotta cut the blue-jeans action.
你懂我的意思吗？ You know what I mean?.
看看你的周围。你是市场上的供过于求。 Look around you. You're a glut on the market.
就像，老兄，就像，就像，就像，就像，你什么都不是。 Like, man, like, dig, like, like, like, you're nothing.
是啊，但是西装。 Yeah, but a suit.
一千五百张贝多芬第十交响曲，第六号作品。 Fifteen hundred copies of Beethoven's Tenth Symphony, Opus Six.
作品6。是的，它今天卖得很好。 Opus Six. Yes, it's a big seller today.
你好。航运部门。 Hello. Shipping department.
1500份贝多芬第十交响曲，第六作品。 1 500 copies of Beethoven's Tenth Symphony, Opus Six.
艾拉，你能告诉苏我8点和她见面吗？ Ella, will you please tell Sue I will meet her at 8...
…在哭泣的吉普赛咖啡馆。 ...at the Crying Gypsy Cafe.
只要看着他们在长岛工厂压榨贝多芬就行了。 Just have to watch them run off the Beethoven pressing at the Long lsland plant.
《泰坦尼克号》记录。-你好,埃拉。 -Titanic Records. -Hi, Ella.
嗨。 Hi.
300张唱片的订单…… An order of 300 albums...
…贝多芬第十交响曲，第六号作品，LP。谢谢你！ ...of Beethoven's Tenth Symphony, Opus Six, LP. Thank you.
哇，那是件很受欢迎的作品。 Gee, that's a popular piece.
嘿，一定是顺序搞错了。贝多芬只写了九首交响曲。 Hey, there must be a mistake in that order. Beethoven only wrote nine symphonies.
真的吗?。但是我们有超过5000份贝多芬第十交响曲的订单。 Really?. But we had over 5000 orders for Beethoven's Tenth.
他们一定是指第九军团。 Well, they gotta mean the Ninth.
柴可夫斯基、6。勃拉姆斯4。贝多芬、9。 Tchaikovsky, six. Brahms, four. Beethoven, nine.
你对音乐很在行。 Well, you sure know your music.
-我最好告诉运输部门，嗯？-是的。 -I better tell the shipping department, huh?. -Yeah.
你好,航运。 Hello, shipping.
我这里有一个订单，要300张贝多芬第九交响曲第六张专辑，LP。 I have an order here for 300 albums of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, Opus Six, LP.
是的。 Yeah.
听着，把所有其他的音阶从贝多芬的第十调改成贝多芬的第九调。 Listen, change all those other orders from Beethoven's Tenth to Beethoven's Ninth.
嗯，当然，我确定。 Well, sure, I'm sure.
绝对肯定。 Absolutely sure.
谢谢,卡尔。 Thanks, Carl.
任何时候。 Anytime.
-你好。-你好。 -Hi. -Hi.
你打扮得这么隆重干什么？ What are you so dressed up for?.
-只是试了试，看合不合适。-哦，我明白了。 -Just tried it on to see if it fits. -Oh, I get it.
今天是星期三。 It's Wednesday.
艾拉，你不会去见熟睡的王子吧？ Ella, you're not gonna meet the sleeping prince?.
否。 No.
这很好。因为如果那个检查员抓到你.... That's good. Because if that inspector catches you....
-你说不行是什么意思？-我是说我不去。 -What do you mean, no?. -I mean I'm not going.
我真的没有。 I'm really not.
好。 Good.
你怎么不去？ How come you're not going?.
我不能。 I can't.
-为什么不呢?。-我不能再见到他了。 -Why not?. -I can't see him again.
为什么不呢?。 Why not?.
因为我得告诉他我的真实身份。 Because I'd have to tell him who I really am.
-那就告诉他。——是不可能的。 -So tell him. -It's impossible.
不可能是什么?。你在无端地让自己痛苦。 What's impossible?. You're making yourself miserable over nothing.
没什么。当然,什么都没有。 -Nothing. -Sure, nothing.
你做了什么不可能的事？ What did you do that was so impossible?.
你撒了点谎。 You lied a little.
-撒了点谎。-好的。你说了很多谎。 -Lied a little. -All right. So you lied a lot.
他强迫你这么做的。 He forced you into it.
-Susanswerphone。-妈妈吗? -Susanswerphone. -Mom?
什么事，莫斯先生？ Yes, Mr. Moss?.
听着，妈妈，我刚回来…… Listen, Mom, I just got back...
…但我想打电话感谢你对我的信任 ...but I wanted to call and thank you for the faith you had in me.
完成了很多工作。 Got a lot of work done.
-不知道它好不好，但它就在那里。-哦，很好，莫斯先生。 -Don 't know if it's good, but it's there. -Oh, that' s good, Mr. Moss.
妈妈，有一个叫梅丽珊德·斯科特的人给你留言吗？ Say, Mom, have there been any messages from a Melisande Scott?
否。绝对没有。 No. Absolutely none.
今晚我和她有个约会 I have a date with her for this evening--
你好,杰弗里。 Hello, Jeffrey.
-奥尔加，你怎么进来的？-亲爱的，我一直很想你。 -Olga, how did you get in here? -Oh, darling, I've been lonesome for you.
哦,甜心。哦,杰弗里。 Oh, sweetheart. Oh, Jeffrey.
嗯…我再打给你，妈妈。 Well.... I'll call you back, Mom.
-怎么了？没什么。 -What' s the matter?. -Nothing.
我告诉你，这绝对是不可能的。 I tell you, it' s absolutely out of the question.
我今天不能带你去看赛马了。这是不可能的。 I can ' t take you to the races today. It's impossible.
杰弗里，别这么烦人。 Oh, Jeffrey, don't be such a pill.
我有工作要做。 I've got work to do.
你可以另找时间工作。 You can work some other time.
再说，他们在楼下等我们呢。 Besides, they're waiting for us downstairs.
是的，但我有个商务约会。 Yeah, but I have a business appointment.
听着，你没那么容易摆脱我的。 Look, you're not gonna get rid of me that easily.
梅尔。-下午好，莫斯先生。 -Mel. -Good afternoon, Mr. Moss.
是商务约会吗？ Business appointment, huh?.
我是莫斯先生的秘书。 I'm Mr. Moss' secretary.
莫斯先生有很多工作要做。我不想让你拖着他去看比赛！ Mr. Moss has a lot of work to do. I don't want you dragging him to the races!
让别人带你去看比赛吧，看在上帝的份上。 Get somebody else to take you to the races, for heaven's sake.
好了，我们说到哪了？第12幕，第九场。 Well, now, where were we?. Act 1 2, scene nine?.
第12幕哦，当然。第12幕，第九场…… Act 1 2. Oh, of course. Act 1 2, scene nine...
…四份一式三份，用蓝色封套。 ...and make that four carbons in triplicate in blue covers.
是。就在中间。我告诉过你我有工作要做。 Yes. Right down the middle. I told you I had work to do.
听着，你不相信我，但我确实有很多工作要做…… Look, you didn't believe me, but I do have a lot of work to do...
…我会给你打电话的。 ...and I'll call you sometime.
再见。再见。给你。再见。 Goodbye. Goodbye. Here you are. Goodbye.
你怎么知道她和种族的事？ How did you know about her and the races?.
都写在她脸上了。她甚至看起来有点像一匹马。 It's written all over her face. She even looks a little like a horse.
我不敢相信你真的来了。 I can't believe you're really here.
我也不敢相信。 I can't believe it either.
-你好吗，梅尔？-我很好，谢谢。 -How are you, Mel?. -I'm fine, thanks.
你好吗？ How are you?.
很好。 Fine.
你的工作怎么样？ How's your work?.
哦,太好了。等着看这个吧。我重写了整个第一幕。 Oh, wonderful. Wait till you see this. I rewrote the whole first act...
…剩下的部分我差不多有个草稿了。 ...and I more or less have a rough draft for the rest of it.
我希望你不要告我，但是你还记得你跟我说的那个牙医吗？ I hope you don't sue me, but you know that dentist you were telling me about?.
我把他写进了剧本。 Well, I wrote him into the play.
这是美妙的。 That's wonderful.
-怎么了？没什么。 -What's the matter?. -Nothing.
梅尔。-哦,不。 -Mel. -Oh, don't.
这是什么？你来这儿干什么？ What is this?. What did you come here for?.
-我以为你需要一个秘书。秘书! -I thought you needed a secretary. -Secretary!
你很适合女孩子。 You're pretty well fixed for girls.
如果你是这里的秘书，就去打打字机。 If you're here as a secretary, get to the typewriter.
-你收费多少？没什么。 -What do you charge?. -Nothing.
-得了吧。一小时一千美元。 -Oh, come on. -A thousand dollars an hour.
这很合理。现在坐下。坐下来。 That's reasonable enough. Now sit down. Sit down.
我保证不会碰你的。 I promise I'll keep my grimy paws off of you.
现在，我们说到哪了？第12幕，第九场。 Now, where were we?. Act 1 2, scene nine?.
门多萨先生在冰岛的庄园？ Senor Mendoza's hacienda in lceland?.
罗德里格斯跪在床边。 Rodriguez is kneeling by the bedside.
梅尔。 Mel.
我不知道你以为你碰上了什么。 I don't know what you think you walked in on.
这根本没什么。 It wasn't anything at all.
你可能不在乎它是不是…… You probably don't care whether it was or not...
…而你显然认为我还在和女孩们在一起，女孩们 ...and you obviously think I'm still with girls, girls--
但我想告诉你，我已经变了。 But I'm trying to tell you that I've changed.
我想我终于找到真命天子了。 I think I've finally found the one.
第一个是 The first one who's--
-梅尔-我得走了 -Mel-- -I have to go.
梅尔，你不能。 Mel, you can't.
你像奇迹一样出现在我的生活中，你把我从溺水中救了出来。 You drop into my life like a miracle, you save me from drowning.
你不能把我扔回鲨鱼那里。 You just can't toss me back to the sharks.
梅尔，我爱你。 Mel, I love you.
好吧?。 All right?.
你觉得我们应该让这个开着吗？ Do you think we should have left this on?.
——过多?。-是的。 -Too much?. -Yeah.
-他在哪儿？——是谁?。 -Where is he?. -Where's who?.
- j。奥托Prantz。-他在哭泣的吉普赛咖啡馆。 -J. Otto Prantz. -He's at the Crying Gypsy Cafe.
尼克，我们走吧。 Nick, let's go.
嘿，你看到那些了吗？ Hey, did you see those...?.
谢谢你！你喜欢吗？ Thank you. You like it?.
是的。 Yeah.
-看起来像是《茶花女》里的东西。埃拉。 -lt looks like something out of Traviata. -Ella.
的文采。-噢，真漂亮。 -Look. -Oh, it's beautiful.
在这里。不要失去它。 Here. Don't lose it.
这是一份非常好的复制品。 It's a copy of a very good copy.
他要带你去哪里？去参加一个高级社交派对？ Where's he taking you?. To a fancy society party?.
否。我们只是去跳舞。就我们两个。 No. We're just going dancing. Just the two of us.
哦，那条裙子放在地板上一定很漂亮，不是吗，卡尔？ Oh, that dress will be so beautiful on the floor, won't it, Carl?.
是的。让我们玩点音乐吧。 Yeah. Let's play with some music.
嘿，我就不能来点慢一点的狐步舞吗？ Hey, couldn't I have a little more slow, fox-trot type?.
哦，是恰恰恰恰。-我知道。我做不到。 -Oh, it's a cha-cha-cha. -I know. I can't do it.
没什么难的。我们两分钟后教你。 There's nothing to it. We'll teach you in two minutes.
-到中间来。-注意我的手。 -Come in the middle. -Watch my hands.
-一，二，恰恰。-一，二，恰恰。 -One, two, cha-cha-cha. -One, two, cha-cha-cha.
-一，二，恰恰。-我的脚怎么办？ -One, two, cha-cha-cha. -What about my feet?.
像这样。一，二，恰恰。 Like this. One, two, cha-cha-cha.
-一，二，恰恰。-一，二，恰恰。 -One, two, cha-cha-cha. -One, two, cha-cha-cha.
-一，二，恰恰。-一，二，还有恰恰。 -One, two, cha-cha-cha. -A one and a two and a cha-cha-cha.
-一，二，还有恰恰。-一，二，还有恰恰。 -A one and a two and a cha-cha-cha. -A one and a two and a cha-cha-cha.
潜行。 Sneaks.
一，二，还有恰恰恰恰。 A one and a two and a cha-cha-cha.
我明白了。 I got it.
-我知道了，二，恰恰。小的走了。 -I got it, two, cha-cha-cha. -Let's go.
-一，二-恰恰 -A one, two-- -Cha-cha-cha.
——。-Cha-cha-cha。 -Across. -Cha-cha-cha.
蹦蹦跳跳地去理发店。 Skip and a-skip to the barbershop.
我们来热恰恰，热恰恰，恰恰。我们来热恰恰，热恰恰，恰恰。 -Let's hot cha, hot cha-cha, cha-cha. -Let's hot cha, hot cha-cha, cha-cha.
-Cha-cha-cha。-Cha-cha-cha。 -Cha-cha-cha. -Cha-cha-cha.
跟我来。 Follow me.
我来了。 Here I come.
再靠近一点，再靠近一点。 Come a little closer, then a little closer.
一，二，还有恰恰恰恰。一，二，还有恰恰恰恰。 A one and a two and a cha-cha-cha. A one and a two and a cha-cha-cha.
我刚学会这个。我不想失去它。 I just learned this. I don't want to lose it.
-你好。-你好。 -Hello. -Hello.
你不想听好消息吗？-是的。 -Don't you want to hear the good news?. -Yeah.
拉里喜欢我扔给他的所有东西。 Larry loved all the stuff I threw at him.
-好，好，好。-是的，是的，是的。 -Good, good, good. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
到这里来。我想给你看样东西。 Come here. I want to show you something.
这是我用我的装配工具给你做的一座小旧桥。 It's a little old bridge that I whipped up for you on my Erector Set.
-哦，你不该这么做的。-哦，没什么。 -Oh, you shouldn't have done it. -Oh, it was nothing.
拉里觉得我们可以约个时间排练。 You know, Larry thinks that we can set up a rehearsal date.
你知道我们的好莱坞明星凯瑟琳·阿诺德吗？ And you know our Hollywood star, Katherine Arnold?.
-她真的很想留下来。-哦,精彩。 -She's really digging in to stay. -Oh, wonderful.
拉里请了几个人来参加派对，我说我们可以顺便去看看。 And Larry's having a few people over for a party, and I said we'd drop in.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
是给拉里的。我必须这么做。他就住在这里。我们顺道拜访一下就走。 It's for Larry. I have to. He lives right over here. We'll just drop in and we'll leave.
超过在哪里?。有关。来吧，我带你去。 -Over where?. -Over here. Come on, I'll show you.
来吧。好啊。 Come on. Attagirl.
给你。来吧，上来。就在这里。 Here you are. Come on, up. Right up here.
你不能从这里通过。这是一个私人公园。 You can't get through here. This is a private park.
只有住在这里的人才有钥匙。我们得绕到前面去。 Only people that live here have keys. We've got to go around to the front.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
出什么事了？ What's the matter?.
那些名人我一个也不认识。 I don't know any of those famous people.
所以你会见到他们。 So you'll meet them.
我不想。 I don't wanna.
我在街上遇见了你所有的朋友。 Well, I met all your friends out in the street.
别这么势利。 Don't be such a snob.
这样可以吗？ Is this all right?.
它是宏伟的。 It's magnificent.
-不，不是。就像《茶花女》里的情节。 -No, it's not. -Like something out of La Traviata.
哦，你真漂亮。 Oh, you're beautiful.
总之，我们必须去参加派对都是你的错。 Anyway, it's your fault we have to go to a party.
要不是我发现你在我家地板上爬来爬去，我哪儿都不会被邀请。 If I hadn't found you crawling around on my floor, I wouldn't be invited anyplace.
我就会舒舒服服地躺在阴沟里，记得吗？ I'd just be resting comfortably, facedown in the gutter, remember?.
但我以为我们要去跳舞。就我们两个。 But I thought we were gonna go dancing. Just the two of us.
-好吧，我们跳舞吧。坚信吗?。 -All right, let's dance. -Where?.
-对。-在公园？ -Right here. -ln the park?.
没有勇气吗?。哦，别这样。 No guts?. Oh, come on.
阻止它。 Stop it.
你不喜欢跳舞吗？ Don't you like dancing?.
我喜欢它。 I love it.
及时赶到 Just in time
我及时找到了你 I found you just in time
在你来之前我的时间 Before you came My time
快用完了 Was running low
我迷路了 I was lost
输的骰子被掷了出来 The losing dice were tossed
我的桥都过了 My bridges all were crossed
无处可去 Nowhere to go
现在你在这里 Now you're here
现在我知道我要去哪里了 And now I know Just where I'm going
不再有怀疑和恐惧 No more doubt or fear
我找到了我的路 I've found my way
因为爱情来得正是时候 For love came just in time
你及时找到了我 You found me just in time
改变了我孤独的生活，那美好的一天 And changed my lonely life That lovely day
嘿，你们这些孩子一定很专业。 Hey, you kids must be professionals.
你一直在偷看，你这个小流氓。 You been peeking, you little rascal.
我们要不要给他们表演一下我们以前在芝加哥的表演？ Oh, shall we show them that little act we used to do in Chicago?.
坚信吗?。-在畜牧场。 -Where?. -At the stockyards.
-你准备好了吗？-我们杀了他们吧。 -Are you ready?. -Let's slaughter them.
我的搭档，梅丽珊德·斯科特。 My partner, Melisande Scott.
什么都没有。 Nothing at all.
小心手臂。它只向一个方向弯曲。 Watch the arm. It only bends one way.
两个人喝茶，两个人喝茶 -Tea for two and two for tea -Two for tea
两个。四。你要去哪里？-这边，另一边。 -Two. Four. Where you going?. -Over here, on the other foot.
等等我。 Wait for me.
别把一切都给他们，好吗？ Let's not give them everything, okay?.
-好的。-好的。 -All right. -All right.
-好的。-好的。 -Okay. -Okay.
及时赶到 Just in time
你及时找到了我 You found me just in time
在你来我的时代之前 Before you came my time
-正在运行-这个表演可以扮演帕拉迪翁 -Was running -This act could play the Palladium
甚至是洋基体育场 Or even the Yankee Stadium
-我迷路了-他迷路了 -I was lost -He was lost
-输的骰子被扔了-他们被扔了 -The losing dice were tossed -They were tossed
-我的桥都过了-都过了 -My bridges all were crossed -They were crossed
无处可去 Nowhere to go
哦，亲爱的，现在你来了 Oh, my darling, Now you're here
现在我知道我要去哪里了 And now I know Just where I'm going
永远不要怀疑或恐惧 Never a doubt or fear
现在我已经上路了 Now I'm on my way
因为爱情来得正是时候 For love came just in time
在时间 In time
-你来得正是时候-来得正是时候 - You found me just in time -Just in time
-改变了我孤独的生活-改变了我孤独的生活 -And changed my lonely life -And changed my lonely life
-美好的一天-美好的一天 -That lovely day -That lovely day
及时赶到 Just in time
来得正是时候 Just in time Just in time
哦,不。求你了，我不能。我们不能等一会儿吗？ Oh, no. Please, I can't. Can't we wait a while?.
否。我们就进去五分钟。这样我就能露脸了。 No. We'll just go in for five minutes. Just so I show my face.
但是我觉得不舒服。 But I feel sick.
听着，我们来一杯美味的炸麝鼠汁。 Look, we'll have a nice fried glass of muskrat juice.
我们要把酒杯往壁炉里撞。 We'll dash our glasses into the fireplace.
没有人会知道我们去过那里。-我不属于那里。 -No one will know we've been there. -I don't belong in there.
对我来说，你比所有这些人和这座城市加起来还要重要。好吧?。 You're worth more to me than all these people and the city put together. All right?.
听着，这只是个小派对。我想让你见几个人，仅此而已。 Look, it's just a little party. I want you to meet a few people, that's all.
-晚上好，莫斯先生。-晚上好，丹尼斯。 -Good evening, Mr. Moss. -Good evening, Dennis.
这里很安静。我认为—— It's quiet in here. I think that--
人都到哪儿去了？这地方几分钟前还在跳呢。 Where is everybody?. This place was jumping a few minutes ago.
-我会告诉黑斯廷斯先生你来了。-谢谢。 -I'll tell Mr. Hastings you're here. -Thank you.
我得告诉你一件事。 I've gotta tell you something.
哦，太难了。 Oh, it's so hard.
我又不是老太太。 I'm not an old lady.
这是有趣的。我以为你是惠斯勒的母亲。 That's funny. I thought you were Whistler's mother.
-不。你不知道-你好，杰夫。 -No. You don't know-- -Hi, Jeff.
哦，嗨，拉里。到这里来。 Oh, hi, Larry. Come here.
这是梅丽珊德·斯科特号。拉里•黑斯廷斯。 Meet the Melisande Scott. Larry Hastings.
-所以你是他的小奇迹创造者，嗯？-你好。 -So you're his little miracle worker, eh?. -How do you do?.
他变了之后，我觉得你一定是个魔术师。 After the change in him, I figured you must be some sort of a magician.
-这房子真漂亮。-谢谢。 -This is a beautiful house. -Thank you.
这是我们第一次见面，但你有些眼熟。 This is the first time we've met, but there's something familiar about you.
从你说话的语气中可以看出。 In the tone of your voice, maybe.
不，当然不是。我想是因为杰夫总是提起你。 No, of course not. I guess it's just that Jeff's talked about you so much.
你得告诉他。你得告诉他。 You've gotta tell him. You've gotta tell him.
-人在哪儿，拉里？什么人?。 -Where are the people, Larry?. -What people?.
-是的,人。-人! -Yeah, people. -People!
惊喜! Surprise!
安静，安静，安静，大家安静。杰夫，这个派对是为你开的。 Quiet, quiet, quiet, everybody. Jeff, this party's for you.
女士们先生们，有请杰弗里·莫斯爵士。 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sir Jeffrey Moss.
士兵，政治家，《点石成金》的作者。 Soldier, statesman and the author of The Midas Touch.
他们说这是不可能的，但他做到了。 They said it couldn't be done, but he did it.
-嗨，嗨，万岁！我很抱歉。我们得在这里待一段时间。 -Hip, hip, hurray! -I'm sorry. We have to stay here a while.
我们是卡住了。-我知道。没关系的。 -We're stuck. -I know. It's all right.
-拉里，这太美了。我只是-杰弗里，亲爱的！ -Larry, this is beautiful. I'm just-- -Jeffrey, darling!
我真为你高兴。 I'm so happy for you.
-我祝你万事如意。-梅尔，布鲁巴赫太太。 -Oh, I wish you all the luck in the world. -Mel, Mrs. Brubacher.
-Melisande斯科特。-杰夫，亲爱的，我就知道你能行。 -Melisande Scott. -Jeff, darling, I knew you could do it.
-Melisande Scott， Hoffenstein夫人号,亲爱的…… -Melisande Scott, Mrs. Hoffenstein. -Jeff, darling...
…亲爱的,亲爱的!这真是太棒了。 ...darling, darling! It just couldn't be more wonderful.
请允许我介绍Fortescu女士。Melisande斯科特。 May I present Mrs. Fortescu. Melisande Scott.
他真是个乖孩子。 He's such a precious lamb.
他像个大男孩一样把戏演完了。 He finished the play like a big boy.
而且都是他一个人做的。 And he did it all by himself.
哈姆霍克太太，我是梅丽珊德·斯科特。 Mrs. Hamhocker, Melisande Scott.
祝贺你。恭喜你,杰夫。 -Congratulations. -Congratulations, Jeff.
猜猜谁。 Guess who.
我怎么可能忘记那瓶香水呢？ How could I ever forget that perfume?.
米勒德·菲尔莫尔总统。 President Millard Fillmore.
亲爱的。凯蒂。 -Darling. -Katie.
梅丽珊德·斯科特，这位是我们的明星，凯瑟琳·阿诺德。 Oh, Melisande Scott, meet our star, Katherine Arnold.
-你好。-你好。 -How do you do?. -How do you do?.
杰夫，我和凯里坐飞机进来的。 Jeff, I came in on the plane with Cary.
-每个人都发来问候。加里·格兰特。 -Everyone sends love. -Cary Grant.
-托尼，珍妮特和弗兰基-托尼·柯蒂斯，珍妮特·利 -Tony and Janet and Frankie-- -Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh.
-大卫和詹妮弗-大卫·塞尔兹尼克和詹妮弗·琼斯 -And David and Jennifer-- -David Selznick and Jennifer Jones.
拉里，亲爱的，好多人啊。令人惊奇的。 Larry, darling, what a turnout. It's amazing.
今晚镇上的人都来了。 Why, everybody in town's here tonight.
我想玛丽和埃塞尔会在演出结束后过来。 I suppose Mary and Ethel will be stopping by after the show.
-玛丽和埃塞尔谁？-玛丽·马丁和埃塞尔·默曼。 -Mary and Ethel who?. -Why, Mary Martin and Ethel Merman.
我刚离开了海蒂，查理和多蒂。他们一会儿就到。 I just left Hedy and Charlie and Dotty. They'll be here later.
是的,是的。 Yes, yes.
那是海蒂·拉莫尔，查理·勒梅尔，多蒂·拉莫尔。 Oh, that's Hedy Lamarr, Charlie Le Maire, Dotty Lamour.
-谢谢。拉里。 -Thank you. -Larry.
莫斯对导演有个好主意。 Moss has a beautiful idea for director.
-抱歉，亲爱的。过来和他谈谈。我很抱歉。我马上就回来。 -Excuse us, darling. Come and talk to him. -I'm sorry. I'll be right back.
自从1991年的军械库展览以来，我还没见过这么震撼的展览。 I haven't seen anything so shattering since the Armory Show of 1 91 3.
他叫卡约帕·多查尼，每张画布都是20乘20的。 His name is Kayopa Dochaney, and every canvas is at least 20 by 20.
我是说，如果你没有墙上的空间放它…… I say if you don't have wall space for it...
…快走，给自己找个有墙的地方。 ...just move and get yourself a place with the wall space.
你永远不会后悔的，亲爱的。 You'll never regret it, my dear.
亲爱的，它们真是五彩缤纷啊。 They're the most absolute riot of color, my dear.
它们都是棕褐色的，李子和橄榄。它们都是眼睛的图片。 And they're all tans and plums and olives. And they're all pictures of eyes.
睁开眼睛，闭上眼睛，眨着眼睛，交叉着眼睛，眼睛在哭…… Open eyes, closed eyes, blinking eyes, crossed eyes, eyes crying...
…眼睛，眼睛，眼睛！太不可思议了。 ...just eyes, eyes, eyes! Marvelous.
他是我见到的第一个绝对的天才，自从…… He's the first absolute genius I've seen since...
…一年前的去年夏天，我在法国南部。 ...I was a year ago last summer in the South of France.
我不知道你们的规格。这是唯一的—— I don't know your specifications. That's the only--
等一下，这是伦敦的电话。我们得把事情弄清楚。 Wait a minute, this is a London call. We gotta straighten this out.
让我们面对现实吧，他是个骗子。 He's a hack, let's face it.
如果没有杰夫，这些比赛就不会开始。 Without Jeff, those plays wouldn't have gotten off the ground.
-杰夫才华横溢，才华横溢，机智过人--他的耳朵很好 -Jeff has the brilliance, the flair, the wit-- -A wonderful ear.
-这就是区别。美妙的耳朵。要么有，要么没有。 -That's the difference. -Wonderful ear. You have it or you don't.
这是与生俱来的。 You've got to be born with it.
-一个美丽的天才。-多么伟大的人啊。 -What a beautiful talent. -And what a great human being.
我同意你的看法。 I agree with you.
把它拿到楼下去。 Take it downstairs.
-简直太棒了。-我们下楼后就挂电话。 -It's simply fantastic. -Hang up when we get downstairs.
听着，我们得把这事弄清楚。 Look, we've got to get this straightened out.
给我计时，我30秒后回来。 Time me, and I'll be back in 30 seconds flat.
那是什么？ What is that?.
什么是什么？ What is what?.
我不认为这是一部适合英国导演的戏剧。 I don't think it's a play for a British director.
那是我人生中最重要的一晚。玛丽和埃塞尔回忆了好几个小时。 Well, it was the big night of my life. Mary and Ethel reminisced for hours.
玛丽·马丁和埃塞尔·默曼。 Mary Martin and Ethel Merman.
不，是玛丽·阿斯特和埃塞尔·沃特斯。 No, Mary Astor and Ethel Waters.
有乐趣?。 Having fun?.
我记得就像昨天发生的一样。房间里的每个人…… I remember it as if it were yesterday. Everyone in the room...
…当了至少50年的明星。 ...had been a star for at least 50 years.
-玛丽和埃塞尔从未如此光彩夺目。——玛丽·阿斯特和埃塞尔·沃特斯。 -Mary and Ethel never looked more radiant. -Mary Astor and Ethel Waters.
不，是玛丽·皮克福德和埃塞尔·巴里摩尔。-这有点令人困惑，不是吗？ -No, Mary Pickford and Ethel Barrymore. -It's a little confusing, isn't it?.
别让它把你甩了。就像其他人做的那样。 Don't you let it throw you. Just do what everybody else does.
-说个名字。凯蒂?。-对。 -Drop a name. Right, Katie?. -Right.
弗兰克辛纳特拉 -Frank -Sinatra
次施韦策 -Albert -Schweitzer
英格丽·褒曼 -Ingrid -Bergman
诺埃尔•科沃德 -Noel -Coward
基因凯利 -Gene -Kelly
人黎凡特 -Oscar -Levant
碧姬·芭铎和让·科克多，玛丽莲·梦露，文森特·明内利 Brigitte Bardot and Jean Cocteau Marilyn Monroe, Vincente Minnelli
弗雷德·阿斯泰尔和勒内·克莱尔·何塞·费雷尔，前格蕾丝·凯利 Fred Astaire and Rene Clair Jose Ferrer, the former Grace Kelly
林恩·方丹、丹尼·曼恩和黛博拉·可儿 Lynn Fontanne and Danny Mann And Deborah Kerr
欧文·伯林 Irving Berlin
还有任丁丁 And Rin Tin Tin
丹尼·凯，多丽丝·戴还有帕斯捷尔纳克 Danny Kaye and Doris Day And Pasternak
海明威和雷尼尔王子莫兰和麦克 Hemingway and Prince Rainier Moran and Mack
欧文·肖，伊夫林·沃和加里·格兰特 Irwin Shaw and Evelyn Waugh And Cary Grant
罗里卡尔霍恩 Rory Calhoun
还有林田椿 And Rin Tin Toon
伯尼·巴鲁克和法鲁克国王阿利斯泰尔·库克，莉齐和埃迪 Bernie Baruch and King Farouk Alistair Cooke, Lizzie and Eddie
露西尔·鲍尔和劳伦·巴考尔费雯丽，罗斯·拉塞尔和弗雷迪 Lucille Ball and Lauren Bacall Vivien Leigh, Ros Russell and Freddie
亚瑟·弗里德，萨米·斯尼德还有欧文·拉扎尔 Arthur Freed and Sammy Snead And Irving Lazar
Anna May Wong Anna May Wong
和荣彤彤 And Rong Tong Tong
飞到戛纳去晒黑然后直接跑到亲爱的波托菲诺 Flew down to Cannes to get a tan Then simply ran to dear Portofino
圣特罗佩把我变白了因为我日日夜夜都靠酒过活 Saint Tropez just turned me gray Because night and day I lived on just vino
和弗里茨一起住在比亚里茨国王的游乐场 Stayed with Fritz at Biarritz The playground of kings
迷人的景色 Glamorous sights
比如布鲁克林高地 Like Brooklyn Heights
我当时穿的克里斯汀·迪奥（Christian Dior）后来换了一件新的巴黎世家（Balenciaga） My Christian Dior I wore then tore Got fitted for a new Balenciaga
我喜欢香奈儿，她穿得太好了时间会证明，她的衣服是一个传奇 I like Chanel, she wears so well As time will tell, her clothes are a saga
瓦伦蒂娜是我去过的地方，我喜欢她所有的东西 Valentina 's where I've been I love all her things
台词好的东西 Things with good lines
比如克莱因的作品 Like things from Klein 's
我和玛丽和埃塞尔一起在那里购物。 I do all my shopping there with Mary and Ethel.
玛丽和埃塞尔是谁？ Mary and Ethel who?.
玛丽·施瓦茨和埃塞尔·霍奇基斯。 Mary Schwartz and Ethel Hotchkiss.
-基南·韦恩-林丁丁 -Keenan Wynn -Rin Tin Tin
-索菲亚·罗兰-Ren Ten Ten -Sophia Loren -Ren Ten Ten
- ali Khan -Rahn Tahn Tahn -Aly Khan -Rahn Tahn Tahn
莱西 -Raymond Massey -Lassie
这就是你玩游戏的方式 That's the way you play the game
删掉那个名字 Drop that name
梅尔!梅尔·费勒! -Mel! -Mel Ferrer!
上来吧。 Come on up.
这不是英国导演的剧本！ It's not a play for a British director!
拉里，至少跟他谈谈！ Larry, at least talk to him!
好吧，好吧，好吧。 Well, well, well.
这不是杰弗里的小秘书吗。 If it isn't Jeffrey's little secretary.
真是个刻薄的老板。让你整晚都在工作，是吧？ What a mean boss. Makes you work all night, huh?.
把你的头塞进燕麦袋里去吧。 Oh, go stick your head in a bag of oats.
出什么事了？你说错话了吗？装傻啊？ What's the matter?. Cat got your tongue?. Playing dumb, huh?.
如果你和杰夫就是这样，那就继续吧。这是工作。 Well, if that's what you're doing with Jeff, keep it up. It's working.
天啊，你真是个古怪的女人，不是吗？ Boy, you're a real kooky dame, aren't you?.
但是梅丽珊德·斯科特。 But Melisande Scott.
你从哪找到这个名字的，在中国的幸运饼干里吗？ Where did you find that name, in a Chinese fortune cookie?.
我不明白。 I don't get it.
我们的节目已经准备好投入制作了。 We've got the show ready to go into production.
斯科特小姐?。 Miss Scott?.
你有钢笔吗？ Have you got a pen?.
他爱上了梅丽珊德·斯科特 He's in love with Melisande Scott
一个不存在的女孩 A girl who doesn 't exist
他爱上了一个你不喜欢的人 He's in love with someone you're not
所以请记住 And so remember
他吻的从来不是你 It was never you he kissed
派对结束了 The party's over
是时候收工了 It's time to call it a day
不管你怎么假装 No matter how you pretend
你知道会是这样的结局 You knew it would end this way
该收工了 It's time to wind up
的化妆舞会 The masquerade
下定决心吧 Just make your mind up
吹笛者必须得到报酬 The piper must be paid
派对结束了 The party's over
蜡烛忽明忽暗 The candles flicker and dim
你整夜跳舞做梦 You've danced and dreamed Through the night
和他在一起似乎是对的 It seemed to be right Just being with him
现在你必须醒过来 Now you must wake up
所有的梦想都必须结束 All dreams must end
卸妆 Take off your makeup
派对结束了 The party's over
一切都结束了 It's all over
我的朋友 My friend
你整夜跳舞做梦 You danced and dreamed Through the night
和他在一起似乎是对的 It seemed to be right Just being with him
现在你必须醒过来 Now you must wake up
所有的梦想都必须结束 All dreams must end
卸妆 Take off your makeup
派对结束了 The party's over
我们被送错货了。 We got stuck with the wrong shipment.
科维罗大师说你得支付5000张唱片的费用。 Maestro Corvello says you'll have to cover the cost to the tune of 5000 albums.
-但我没有换。-奥托，这些先生是谁？ -But I did not switch them. -Otto, who are these gentlemen?.
两位来自芝加哥交响乐团的音乐家。 Two musicians from the Chicago Concert Orchestra.
先生们，我是无辜的，我拒绝付钱。 Gentleman, I am innocent, and I refuse to pay.
这样的话，奥托，我们可以带你过河去录音。 Well, in that case, Otto, we may take you across the river for a recording session.
-录音？-科维罗大师在等着录音… -A recording session?. -Maestro Corvello is waiting to record...
…齐格弗里德的莱茵河之旅和葬礼进行曲。 ...Siegfried's Rhine Journey and Funeral March.
给你两个小时。我们在仓库见。我们走吧，尼克。 You got two hours. We'll meet you at the warehouse. Let's go, Nick.
哦,再见!奥托，你不能为生意上的小事烦恼。 Oh, bye-bye! Otto, you mustn't let little business worries upset you.
你知道，你需要有人照顾你。嗯，一个女人。 You know, you need someone to look after you. Well, a woman.
-你可以信赖的人。-苏，我会信任你的。 -Someone you can confide in. -Sue, I will confide in you.
到目前为止，我只想把文化带给大众…… Up till now, I want only to bring Kultur to the masses...
…但现在我想让我们一起致富。但要做到这一点，我们必须投入资金。 ...but now I want us to grow rich together. But to do this, we must invest capital.
你有多少钱？你必须相信我。我在跟你说话… How much money have you got?. You must trust me. I'm talking to you...
-…像一个可能爱你的人。-我有6500美元！ -...Iike someone who may love you. -I have $6500!
-在哪儿？-在一只蓝色的袜子里。 -Where is it?. -It's in a little blue sock.
请原谅我这么说，我一直随身带着它。 I keep it, if you'll pardon the expression, upon my person.
苏，我爱你。 Sue, I love you.
无处可去 Nowhere to go
没用的，杰夫。我们找遍了镇上所有的酒吧。快回来参加派对吧。 It's no use, Jeff. We've covered every bar in town. Come on back to the party.
我对她一无所知。她住在哪里，怎么联系她。 I don't know anything about her. Where she lives, how to get in touch with her.
-只是个告别的便条。-别这样，杰夫。 -Just a note saying goodbye. -Come on, Jeff.
别担心，拉里。别担心这出戏。我会继续工作。 Don't worry, Larry. Don't worry about the play. I'll keep working.
我知道。我… I know that. I....
好吧。 Okay.
我想点一杯马提尼。-好的。 -I would like to order a martini. -Okay.
干了。非常干燥。 Dry. Very dry.
-晚上好，莫斯先生。好的晚上。 -Good evening, Mr. Moss. -Good evening.
你不认识我，对吧，莫斯先生？我是布莱克·巴顿。 You don't know me, do you, Mr. Moss?. I'm Blake Barton.
一定是西装的问题。我得告诉你… Must be the suit. I got to tell you...
…我喜欢黑斯廷斯先生让我在你今天的戏里演的角色。 ...I love the part Mr. Hastings set me for in your play today.
想当作曲家的牙医。 The dentist who wants to be a composer.
你们这些作家到底是从哪里得到这种想法的？我是说，像那样的想法.... Where do you writers get an idea like that from, anyway?. I mean, an idea like that....
-你从哪儿弄来的？-让我一个人好吗？ -Where do you get them from?. -Oh, let me alone, will you?.
-打扰一下，莫斯先生。-对不起，巴顿。我感觉糟透了。 -Excuse me, Mr. Moss. -I'm sorry, Barton. I feel rotten.
-这么说吧，我真希望我死了。-莫斯先生，我明白你的意思。 -Let's put it this way, I wish I were dead. -Gee, Mr. Moss, I know what you mean.
几周前，我是最底层的。 A couple of weeks ago, man, I was the lowest.
我几个月没工作了，然后，奇迹发生了！ I hadn't worked for months, and then, a miracle!
拜托，不要奇迹。你是个好人，巴顿。喝起来。 Oh, please, no miracles. You're a nice guy, Barton. Drink up.
-谢谢。我也来了。-现在，好戏上演了。 -Thanks. I got one coming. -And now, it's showtime.
我们的开场演出，金字塔尖乐队献上一首新歌 And for our opening production number, The Pyramid Pips present a brand-new song:
“点石成金”！ "The Midas Touch"!
黄金和它所有的荣耀下面是点石成金的故事 Gold and all its glory And here's the story of the Midas touch
他们说的是“点石成金”吗？ Did they say ""The Midas Touch""?.
乞丐疲倦地把头靠了靠 The beggar rests his weary head
梦想着只有一块面包皮 And dreams of just one crust of bread
但是… But...
…当乞丐的梦想变得大胆 ... when the beggar's dreams grow bold
他和别人一样做梦 He dreams as others do
的黄金 Of gold
伟大的点石成金 The Midas touch The mighty Midas touch
神通广大的神通广大的神通 The Midas touch The mighty, mighty Midas touch
点石成金点石成金 The Midas touch The Midas touch
点石成金 The Midas touch
神通广大的神通广大的神通 The Midas touch The mighty, mighty Midas touch
黄金价格!-早上 -Gold! -In the morning
黄金价格!在晚上 -Gold! -In the evening
黄金价格!在夏天 -Gold! -In the summer
黄金价格!在冬天 -Gold! -In the winter
迈达斯医生对我说一定要服用维生素G-O-L-D Dr. Midas said to me Be sure and take your vitamin G-O-L-D
他就是这么跟我说的 And that's what he said to me
-哦，喜欢这个号码吗？-尤其是右边数第四个。 -Oh, like the number?. -Especially the fourth one from the right.
不，不，是那首歌。是我写的。这不是很棒吗？ No, no, the song. I wrote it. Isn't it wonderful?.
打扰一下。你说那是你写的吗？ Excuse me. Did you say you wrote that?.
“点石成金”？确定。很棒的标题，不是吗？ ""The Midas Touch""?. Sure. Great title, isn't it?.
我一直都这么认为。 I always thought so.
你愿意加入我们吗？-我很乐意。 -Would you join us?. -Oh, I'd be glad to.
-我是杰弗里·莫斯。我是布莱克·巴顿。-你好。我叫乔·基切尔。 -I'm Jeffrey Moss. This is Blake Barton. -How do you do?. My name is Joe Kitchell.
坐下来。 Sit down.
大奖,佛朗斯。他们三个人在一起。我们今晚打烊。 Jackpot, Francie. The three of them are together. We'll close in tonight.
-你确定吗？艾滋病患者。 -Are you sure?. -Positive.
我不知道他们是在贩毒，还是在搞间谍活动…… I don't know whether they're pushing dope, or if it's a spy ring...
…但这是件大事，而且她是大人物小姐。 ...but it's something big, and she's Miss Big.
去通知小队。 Go alert the squad.
-基切尔-是基切尔医生。 -Mr. Kitchell-- -It's Dr. Kitchell.
事实上，我是一名牙医。 Actually, I'm a dentist.
每吗?。——牙医吗?。 -Dentist?. -A dentist?.
-当然。这很有趣。我是牙医。 -Sure. -That's funny. I'm a dentist.
-你是牙医？-嗯，我在剧中扮演一个牙医。 -You're a dentist?. -Well, I play a dentist in a play.
这是有趣的。我已经不是牙医了。我现在是一名作曲家。 That's funny. Well, I'm not a dentist anymore. I'm a composer now.
我父亲不希望我成为一名作曲家。 My father didn't want me to be a composer.
我父亲不想让我成为一名作曲家。 My father doesn't want me to be a composer.
他不?。-我爸爸在戏里。 -He doesn't?. -My father in the play.
这很有趣。-真的很有趣和悲伤。 -That's funny. -It's real funny and sad.
这是一个非常有趣的部分。看，我在空气软管上编了这些曲子… It's a very interesting part. See, I make up these tunes on the air hose...
-…我父亲不想让我-你…？ -...and my father doesn't want me to-- -You...?.
我在空气软管上写了“点石成金” I wrote "The Midas Touch" on the air hose.
这就是阻碍演出的原因。我一直在用纸。 That's what's holding up the play. I've been using paper.
-玩吗?。-我们正在讨论的戏剧。是他写的。 -What play?. -The play we're talking about. He wrote it.
这出戏是你写的？-点石成金。 -You wrote the play?. -The Midas Touch.
-这是我的歌名。-是的，我知道。我知道。 -That's the name of my song. -Yeah, I know. I know.
这是有趣的。 That's funny.
我记得。我的头衔是从那个女孩那里得来的。-女孩?。 -I remember. I got the title from that girl. -What girl?.
那天想着点石成金的女孩。 The girl that was thinking of the Midas touch that day.
-一天?。-那天改变了我的生活。 -What day?. -That was the day that changed my life.
我感到无比低落、绝望，突然间…… I was feeling lower than low, hopeless, and suddenly...
-…奇迹发生了。奇迹吗?。 -...a miracle happened. -Miracle?.
-他也有奇迹。-她在办公室待了几分钟… -He's got a miracle too. -She was in the office a couple minutes...
…向我透露了这份工作，我得到了。她金发碧眼，漂亮…… ...tipped me off about this job, and I got it. She was blond, pretty...
-…5尺6寸，棕色大眼睛-等一下。等一下！ -...5'6", big brown eyes-- -Wait a minute. Wait a second here!
所以我才有机会在你的剧里演这个角色。 That's how I got the chance to do the part in your play.
这个女孩向我走来，告诉我关于我自己的事情，衣服和所有的事情。 This girl comes up to me and tells me about myself, the clothes and the whole bit.
她改变了我的生活。我得到了这个角色。我想说的是 She changes my life. I get the part. What I'm leading up to is:
-她是金发，5尺6寸-- melisande ！ -She was blond, 5'6""-- -Melisande!
——谁?。-Melisande斯科特。 -Who?. -Melisande Scott.
-我要找到她。他的翻转。 -I gotta find her. -He's flipping.
小的走了。-等一下。 -Let's go. -Wait a second.
那个女孩就是闯进我生活的那个女孩。 That girl is the same girl that dropped into my life.
-同一个女孩？你最后一次见到她是在哪里？在哪里?。 -The same girl?. -Where did you see her last?. Where?.
她刚到办公室就不见了。我再也没见过她。 She was in the office a minute and disappeared. I never saw her again.
-我也是。-我一定要查个水落石出。 -Same with me. -I've got to get to the bottom of this.
我得找到她。我爱上她了。我待会在哪里给你打电话？ I've gotta find her. I'm in love with her. Where can I call you later?.
-我不知道我会在哪里。-我不知道我在哪里。 -I don't know where I'll be. -I don't know where I am.
我给你我的电话号码。我也给你我的电话号码。 -I'll give you my phone number here. -I'll give you my phone number too.
-谢谢。-你要去哪里？ -Thanks. -Where are you going?.
布鲁克林的高度。-祝你好运。 -Brooklyn Heights. -Well, good luck.
布鲁克林高地。看起来很符合逻辑。 Brooklyn Heights. Seems like a logical look.
-好了，你们三个，一起来。-等一下。 -All right, you three, come on along. -Wait a minute.
-他们只有两个。-封锁出口。把男厕所盖好。 -There's only two of them. -Cover the exit. Cover the men's room.
这是怎么回事？-我们要带你去警局。 -What's going on here?. -We're taking you down to the station.
-这和那个金发女孩有关吗？-你说得对。 -Would this have to do with the blond girl?. -You said it.
这很有趣。头里。 -That's funny. -Come on.
头里。等待! -Come on. -Wait!
你爱我真有趣，亲爱的 That's funny that you love me, darling
来吧。 Come on.
Melisande ! Melisande!
是。基切尔牙科诊所。医生在哪儿？ -Dr. Kitchell's Dental Clinic. -Where is the doctor?.
基切尔医生没有留言。 Dr. Kitchell left no message.
谢谢。哦,等等! Thanks. Oh, wait!
这是苏珊答录机吗？这是正确的。你是谁？ -ls this Susanswerphone?. -That's correct. Who 's calling?
不要紧。 Never mind.
Susanswerphone。 Susanswerphone.
布莱克·巴顿的住所。 Blake Barton 's residence.
-Susanswerphone ?。——是的。你是谁？ -Susanswerphone?. - Yes. Who 's calling?
真有趣。基切尔医生，巴顿和我。 That' s funny. Dr. Kitchell, Barton and me.
所有Susanswerphone。 All Susanswerphone.
那是另一个跟我说话的人。 That was the other one I was talking to.
妈妈。 Mom.
Melisande。 Melisande.
妈妈! Mom!
但是，艾拉，我没有生你的气。 But, Ella, I'm not angry with you.
我只是希望你能早点告诉我。 I just wish you'd confided in me sooner.
-嗯，你不能走。-我必须去，苏。 -Well, you mustn't leave. -I have to, Sue.
-我不能再呆在这里了。但是,魔法 -I just can't stay here anymore. -But, Ell--
艾拉，我需要你在这里。 Ella, I need you here.
订阅者甚至都不知道我走了。 The subscribers won't even know I've gone.
这不是真的。为什么，只有今天…… That's not true. Why, only today...
……夫人。玛莱特打了两次电话，问起她的小男孩朱尼尔。 ...Mrs. Mallet called twice about her little boy, Junior.
他想和圣诞老人说话。他们都在找你。 He wanted to talk to Santa Claus. They all ask for you.
他们叫我“另一个”。 They call me "the other one."
请留下，艾拉。 Please stay, Ella.
我不能，苏。 I can't, Sue.
我一生都在关注别人的生活…… I've spent my whole life tuning in on other people's lives...
…扮演各种虚构的角色。 ...playing all sorts of imaginary characters.
他们对我来说甚至比我更真实。 They became even more real to me than I was.
杰夫爱上了其中一个…… Jeff fell in love with one of them...
…对我来说不是。 ...not with me.
我是谁？我不知道自己是谁。 Who is me?. I don't know myself who I am.
我认识你，你叫苏 I know you Your name is Sue
但我是谁？ But who am I?
我一定要弄清楚 I've got to find out
至少我要试试 At least I'm gonna try
我要回去了 I'm going back
在哪里我可以做我自己 Where I can be me
这是Bonjour Tristesse胸罩公司 A t the Bonjour Tristesse Brassiere Company
他们那儿有个很大的总机 They've got a great big switchboard there
只是“你好，再见” Where it's just ""Hello, goodbye ""
也许很无聊，但我能做到 It may be dull But there I can be
只有我，我自己，还有我 Just me, myself, and I
侧面有一点造型 A little modeling on the side
是的，我就在那里 Yes, that's where I'll be
这是Bonjour Tristesse胸罩公司 A t the Bonjour Tristesse Brassiere Company
如果有人问起艾拉，梅拉，或者妈妈 And if anybody asks For Ella, Mella, or Mom
告诉他们我要回到我来的地方 Tell them that I'm going back Where I came from
给b.t.胸罩公司 To the B. T. Brassiere Company
再见,每个人 Goodbye, everybody
再见，格里马尔迪夫人 Goodbye, Madame Grimaldi
再见，小马利特 Goodbye, Junior Mallet
圣诞老人上路了 Santa Claus is a-hitting the road
听你妈妈的话，妈妈，妈妈 Listen to your momma, momma, momma
吃菠菜吧，宝贝 Eat your spinach, baby
吃你的菠菜，宝贝，一大堆一大堆的 Eat your spinach, baby, by the load
再见了 Adieu to you
再见了，麦克斯，和你的猫狗告别 So goodbye, Max, To your dogs and your cats
敬温莎公爵和公爵夫人 To the Duke of Windsor and his duchess
再见，巴顿，基切尔和黑斯廷斯 Bye-bye, Barton and Kitchell and Hastings
终于，你脱离我的魔爪了。 A t last, you're out of my clutches
我会想念你，但你会继续 I'll miss you, but you'll carry on
你永远不会知道我已经离开了 You'll never know that I've gone
我要回去了 I'm going back
在哪里我可以做我自己 Where I can be me
这是Bonjour Tristesse胸罩公司 A t the Bonjour Tristesse Brassiere Company
当我坐在那里的时候，我希望我能找到答案 And while I'm sitting there I hope that I find out
艾拉·彼得森就是这样的人 Just what Ella Peterson is all about
在那个香格里拉 In that Shangri-la
蕾丝内衣 Of lacy lingerie
侧面有一点造型 A little modeling on the side
这是Bonjour Tristesse胸罩公司 A t the Bonjour Tristesse Brassiere Company
把我的邮件寄到那里！ Send me my mail there!
Bonjour Tristesse公司 To the Bonjour Tristesse Company
给我个解释的机会。-我得出去。 -Give me a chance to explain it. -I've got to get out.
-请稍等。-快点，上车！ -Just a minute, please. -Come on, get in!
进来，你这臭小子。 Get in here, you fink, you.
-好了，现在把钱给我！我会的，我会的。 -All right, now hand over that money! -I will, I will.
-给我个机会查一下账簿。-艾拉，我来帮你。 -But give me a chance to check the books. -Ella, let me help you.
怎么了，奥托，怎么了？ Why, Otto, what's the matter?.
这是不可能的。是谁干的？ This is impossible. Who could have done this?.
是谁把贝多芬的第十调调到第九调的？ Who switched these orders from Beethoven's 10th to Beethoven's 9th?.
我做到了。贝多芬只写了九首交响曲。 I did. Beethoven only wrote nine symphonies.
你这个笨蛋!你把所有的钱都押错马了。 You idiot! You put all the money on the wrong horse.
我差点因此被暴徒杀死。 I was almost bumped off for this by the mob.
闭嘴。 Shut up.
我那简单的赌马系统居然会被这个蠢女人搞砸。 To think my simple, little bookie system can be loused up by this dumb broad.
马吗?。赌徒! -Horses?. -Bookies!
奥托，我给你那么多钱就是为了这个吗？ Otto, is that what I gave you all that money for?.
-苏，你没有。-太好了，大嘴巴。 -Sue, you didn't. -That's swell, loudmouth.
-现在这些女人都知道了。-他们不能说话。 -Now these dames know all about it. -They can't talk.
他们只要偷看一下，警察就会把他们关进监狱，关闭Susanswerphone。 One peep out of them, and the cops will put them in jail and close up Susanswerphone.
让走!的钱!-我毕生的积蓄！ -Let's go! The money! -My life savings!
-艾拉，求你了！关起来! -Ella, please do something! -Shut up!
-他们不明白。-什么?。 -They don't get it. -Get what?.
闭嘴! Shut up!
-好了，奥托，你的时间到了。可笑的。 -Okay, Otto, your number's up. -Ridiculous.
哦,不。还记得《时尚》杂志的巴恩斯先生吗？ Oh, no. Remember Mr. Barnes of Vogue magazine?.
时尚吗?。-他不是巴恩斯先生。他是巴恩斯探长。 -Vogue?. -He's not Mr. Barnes. He's lnspector Barnes.
警察也知道这里的布局。这是个陷阱！ And the cops know about this whole layout. It's a trap!
你跟我们一起去科韦洛酒吧。 You're coming with us to Corvello's.
不，不，不。没必要把我们赶走，孩子们，因为.... No, no, no. It won't be necessary to rub us out, boys, because....
因为你们都在对着录音机吐露心声。 Because you've all been spilling your guts into a tape recorder.
它在哪里？ Where is it?.
你以为你在和孩子们玩？“它在哪儿？””“ You think you're playing with kids?. ""Where is it?. ""
它在哪里？ Where is it?.
它被绑在警察局，就在那里。 It's rigged up to the police station, that's where.
你最好马上走，因为事实上… And you better get going, because as a matter of fact...
…巴恩斯探长马上就到。 ...Inspector Barnes should be here any minute.
检查员巴恩斯。很高兴见到你。 Inspector Barnes. Am I glad to see you.
-拿上你的牙刷，走吧。我的牙刷? -Get your toothbrush and come on along. -My toothbrush?.
——是对的。-不，我们现在可以不装了…… -That's right. -No, we can just drop that act right now...
…因为我这里有一帮赌马人。 ...because I've got the whole bookie mob right here.
-你要做的就是把他们带走。-巴恩斯探长，我很乐意投降。 -All you have to do is take them away. -lnspector Barnes, I surrender happily.
这两个是科维洛的心腹。我想祝贺你…… These are two of Corvello's henchmen. I want to congratulate you...
…感谢你有这么优秀的盟友和你一起揭露科韦洛团伙。 ...for having such a brilliant ally working with you to uncover the Corvello gang.
我吗?。我什么都没有。小土豆。科维罗，他是一切的头。 Me?. I'm nothing. Small potatoes. Corvello, he's the head of everything.
我们只为他工作。 We only work for him.
-什么?。-警官，你还不明白吗？ -What?. -lnspector, don't you get the picture?.
泰坦尼克唱片公司是一家博彩公司。 Titanic Records is a bookie operation.
-把它们拿走。-把他们带走！ -Take them away. -Take them away!
-再见，我的爱人。-哦，奥托，你是如何欺骗我的。 -Farewell, my liebchen. -Oh, Otto, how you deceived me.
但你是如何欺骗我的，你这个小玛塔·哈里。 But how you deceived me, you little Mata Hari.
巴恩斯探长，你会因此升职的。 Inspector Barnes, you'll get a promotion for this.
我什么都没做。 I didn't do anything.
我告诉过你她是个好女孩。 I told you she was a nice girl.
犯了人性的错误也算犯罪吗？我错怪你了。 Well, is it a crime to have made a human mistake?. I misjudged you.
我想知道你是否介意和我一起去车站。我可能需要你的帮助。 I wonder if you'd mind coming down to the station with me. I may need your help.
我很乐意。 I'll be glad to.
艾拉，答应我你不会走。 Now, Ella, promise me you won't leave.
你回来之前我帮你看着板子。 I'll watch the board till you get back.
哦，我忘了把它打开。 Oh, I forgot to turn it back on again.
-Susanswerphone。-我要找梅丽珊德·斯科特小姐。 -Susanswerphone. -I wanna talk to Miss Melisande Scott.
-我说我想和斯科特小姐谈谈。——谁?。说得慢一点。 -I said I wanna talk to Miss Scott. -Who?. Speak slower.
-我知道她在那里工作。-这里没有叫这个名字的人。 -I know she works there. -There' s nobody here by that name.
-我马上过来。-好吧，这对你没有任何好处。 -I'm coming over. -Well, it won ' t do you any good.
这里没有叫这个名字的。疯子! There's nobody here by that name. Crackpot!
-苏，那是什么？-有人在找人。 -Sue, what was that?. -Somebody looking for somebody.
-我说这里没有叫这个名字的。-用什么名字？ -I said there was nobody here by that name. -By what name?.
梅兰妮或梅丽珊德。他说他要来这里。 Melanie or Melisande. He said he was coming down here.
-不，苏，我不能留下来！-看黑板。 -No, Sue, I can't stay! -Watch the board.
不! No!
麦克斯猫狗美容店。没有人回家。 Max's Dog and Cat Beauty Shop. Nobody home.
你确定这是正确的地址吗？ Are you sure this is the right address?.
——就是这样。-我看不像办公楼。 -That's it. -Doesn't look like an office building to me.
就是这样，伙计。 That's it, buddy.
这是什么地方？就像《雾都孤儿》里的情节。 What kind of a place is this?. It looks like something out of Oliver Twist.
-什么?。-走开，年轻人。 -What?. -Keep away, young man.
我们女生不允许和顾客太熟。 We girls are not allowed to be familiar with the customers.
妈妈。 Mom.
妈妈。你不认识我吗？ Mom. Don't you know me?.
你不认识你的电话小宝贝吗？ Don't you know your little telephonic sonny boy?.
哦,是的。莫斯先生。滚出去! Oh, yes. Mr. Moss. Get out!
好吧。明白了吗？是我。 All right. Get the picture?. It's me.
-Melisande。-不，不，梅丽珊德。我是艾拉·彼得森。 -Melisande. -No, no Melisande. It's Ella Peterson.
-没有Melisande。我瞎编的。-好的。埃拉。蜜剂。妈妈。 -There's no Melisande. I made it up. -All right. Ella. Mella. Mom.
-不管你叫什么，我爱你。你不能。我骗了你。 -Whatever your name is, I love you. -You can't. I tricked you.
相当蹩脚的把戏…… Pretty shabby trick...
…救了一个人的命。 ...saving a man's life.
但是所有这些东西。我只是在告诉你你跟妈妈说过的话。我什么都没有。 But all that stuff. I was just telling you what you told Mom. I'm nothing.
别叫妈妈“没事” Now, don't you call Mom "nothing."
我喜欢和妈妈聊天。 I loved talking to Mom.
她热情、富有同情心、聪明、善解人意。 She was warm, sympathetic, wise, understanding.
我以为她是个小老太太。 I thought she was a little old lady.
发现她是一个漂亮的金发女郎，不是很惊喜吗？ Isn't it a nice surprise to find out that she's a beautiful blond...
…谁会恰恰？ ...who knows how to cha-cha?.
但你得听我解释我对你做的事。 But you have to let me explain what I did to you.
不要紧。我已经看透你了。 Never mind. I got you pretty well figured out.
我从布鲁克林高地长途跋涉来完成它。 I had a long trip all the way from Brooklyn Heights to work on it.
Kitchell博士。巴顿。 Dr. Kitchell. Barton.
艾拉，你做这种事… Ella, you do things like that...
…就像你在街上跟人打招呼一样。 ...just the same way you say hello to people on the street.
艾拉，你是一个充满爱的女孩。 Ella, you're a girl with a lot of love to give.
不要把它撒得到处都是。把它给我。 Don't scatter it all over the place. Give it to me.
我需要它。 I need it.
我想要。 I want it.
艾拉! Ella!
这里是广场0-4433。 This is Plaza 0-4433.
-你好。-你一定是另一个。 -How do you do?. -You must be the other one.
这里还有一些人想见你。影片《青楼艳妓- 9970 ! Here's some others who want to see you. Butterfield 8-9970!
是。Kitchell !-我该怎么感谢你才好？ -Dr. Kitchell! -How can I ever thank you?.
哦，不用谢我。 Oh, don't thank me.
别谢我，让我来谢—— Don 't thank me But let me thank--
-默里山3-9970！布莱克巴顿! -Murray Hill 3-9970! -Blake Barton!
-你让我的生活发生了疯狂的转变。杜鹃。 -You gave my life that crazy switcheroo. -Cuckoo.
杜鹃。广场8 - 9653。 -Cuckoo. -Plaza 8-9653.
黑斯廷斯先生，你好吗？ Oh, Mr. Hastings, how are you?.
里斯6 - 4598。 Reese 6-4598.
所以，女士们先生们，你们也…… And so, ladies and gentlemen, you too...
…就像这个满意的顾客… ...Iike this satisfied customer...
…可以解决你所有的问题…… ...can solve all your problems...
…通过订阅应答服务。 ...by subscribing to an answering service.
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