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Get ready to match the stars!
我们来介绍明星嘉宾们
Pam Sumpter!
Steven Nielsen Perry!
Sarah Annette Boob!
Nancy Nan George!
Boday!
and Master of Illusion Dirk Densten!
还有魔术大师 Dirk Densten
as we play the star-studded, big-money game It's A Match!
我们玩的是一场众星云集、有大额奖金的游戏 《这是一场竞赛》!
And now, here's your host, Guy Lang!
有请主持人Guy Lang!
And now, here's your host, Guy Lang!
有请主持人Guy Lang!
Oh, no! Oh my God! Agh!
哦 不 天哪 啊!
Sorry to interrupt the show.
抱歉打断节目
Detective Rob Perkins, from the Burbank Police Department.
我是Burbank警察局的Rob Perkins警探
It appears that Guy Lang has been murdered in his dressing room.
看起来Guy Lang在他的更衣室里被谋杀了
What?
什么?
Oh my word! Life is full of surprises!
天哪 生活真是充满惊喜!
Sir, please, Guy Lang is dead!
先生 拜托 Guy Lang死了!
Not as dead as Steven's pool party last night!
不如Steven昨晚办的泳池派对死(气沉沉)!
The only thing dead as my party was the Salisbury steak!
唯一可以和我的派对媲美的是索尔兹伯里牛肉饼!
All kidding aside, a man's been murdered here.
别开玩笑了 这里有人被谋杀了
I'm afraid I can't let any of you go until you've answered a couple of questions.
在回答完我几个问题之前 我不能让任何人离开
What were each of you doing at 2:30 this afternoon?
今天下午两点半你们都在做什么?
Uh, Pam?
I do it everyday at 2:30, whether I'm with someone or not.
不管有没有人和我在一起 我每天两点半要做的
It's "Making Whoopie"!
就是"啪啪啪"!
2:30, 2:30 I should've written "Chinese dentist",
两点半 两点半 我本应该写"中国牙医"
(国人念2:30 "two thirty" 听起来像 "tooth hurty" 牙疼 所以2:30被戏称为"中国牙医时间")
but I also said "Making Whoopee".
但我写的是"啪啪啪"
I don't know if this counts, Rob, but "Mouth Whoopie"
Rob警探 我不知道这算不算 我写的是"口爱"
I said "Making Whoopie in the Kitchen", Rob,
我写的是"在厨房啪啪啪"
but like everything I make in the kitchen, I ruined it.
但就像我在厨房做的其他事一样 我搞砸了
"Making Whoopie" is what I wanted to write,
我想写"啪啪啪"
because that's what I was doing all night.
因为我整晚都在做
But my wife's out of town, and I knew she would frown,
但是我老婆外出了 我知道她会生气
so I wrote, "Getting My Hair Done."
所以我写了"做头发"
I seem to have lost my card.
我的卡片好像丢了
Would you mind checking your inside coat pocket for me?
你可以看一下你外套里面的口袋吗?
Okay, "Making Whoopie".
好嘛 "啪啪啪"
Very good. Alright.
很好 好啦
I need to remind everyone that this is a murder investigation.
我要提醒大家 我们是在调查一起谋杀案
I need answers!
我需要答案!
Where was the last place you saw Mr. Lang?
你们最后一次见Lang先生是在哪里?
Pam.
I said "In Steven's Bedroom".
我写了"在Steven的卧室里"
Hey!
Nancy Nan?
I thought I saw him at a whore house,
我以为我在妓院见到他
but then I realzied it was "Steven's Boudior".
但接着我意识到那是"Steven的闺房"
Excuse me! I'm happily married!
很抱歉 我婚姻很幸福
Sarah Annette?
The same place I auditioned for this show, "Steven's Bedroom".
我来这个节目试镜的地方 "Steven的卧室里"
I hope my wife's not watching!
我希望我妻子没在看!
Chipsey.
"Steven's Bedroom"!
"在Steven的卧室里"!
Over one million served!
屡次效劳
"serve" 有两个意思 "供应餐点"和"为...工作" 在这里套用了广告语 但意思是后者)
("Over one million served"是麦当劳广告牌上的一句话 意思是"已售超过一百万汉堡"
I have children!
我还有孩子呢!
Steven.
"In My Bedroom"!
"在我卧室里"!
I have a secret life!
我有自己的秘密生活!
Oh, it's no secret!
哦 这不是什么秘密!
Chipsey! Chipsey!
Hey! Hey!
I know you're all a bunch of rum-soaked, oversexed washouts. Okay?
我知道你们是一群烂醉如泥、性欲过剩的废物 好吧?
Thank you for noticing!
谢谢你有心注意到了!
Your long-time host has been brutally murdered!
你们一直以来的主持人被残忍地杀害了!
Don't you get it? He's inside this bodybag!
难道你们没意识到吗? 他就在这个尸袋里!
Hey! Where'd the little magic guy go?
嘿! 那个小魔术师去哪了?
I was in here, through the power of magic!
我在这里 这就是魔术的力量!
Okay. I gotta give it for you, that was a pretty neat trick.
好嘛 我得给你鼓鼓掌了 这魔术变得很巧妙
Uh, it wasn't, actually really gross.
并没有很整洁 其实很恶心
(这儿玩了个文字游戏 "neat"有两个意思 "巧妙"和"整洁")
There's a dead body in here.
这里有一具死尸
How dead is he!
他才是死气沉沉的! (Steven不是最死气沉沉的了!)