混沌之初 In the beginning,
整个宇宙处于完美的平衡中 the universe was in perfect balance,
四本魔法之书守护着宇宙的和平与和谐 kept in peace and harmony by four magic books.
邪恶巫师联盟一直觊觎这四魔法书 The Alliance of Evil Wizards made it their mission
企图将它们据为己有 to capture these books
让宇宙陷入黑暗 and shroud the universe in darkness.
其中一本书 One of the books,
叫做《欢快魔法书》的不见了 called Jaunty Grimoire, got away.
那就是我 That's me! Cha-cha-cha!
- 是那本魔法书 - 它在哪儿 - Ze magic book! - Where is it?
立刻找到它 Find it at once!
它被一群强大的 She was rescued by
蓝色守护者救下 a group of mighty blue guardians.
那些邪恶巫师就别想抓到你 Those evil wizards won't get you.
- 我抓住她了 罗恩 - 和我们在一起很安全 小家伙 - I've got her, Ron. - You're safe with us, little one.
他们发誓要保护这本魔法书 They swore to protect the magic book.
宇宙的命运取决于此 The fate of the universe depended on it.
于是他们将书藏在一个秘密地点 So they hid her away in a secret location.
嘘 别告诉任何人 Now shh! Don't tell anyone.
我在蓝精灵村 I'm in Smurf Village!
♪ 啦 啦 啦 唱一首快乐的歌 ♪ ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la Sing a happy song ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 蓝精灵整天都唱 ♪ ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la Smurf the whole day long! ♪
♪ 啦 啦 啦 一首快乐的歌 ♪ ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la Sing a happy song ♪
看这里 Check this out.
蓝爸爸
♪ 大家都知道 我们来做什么 ♪ ♪ Everybody know What we came to do ♪
♪ 这里的每个人 都想和你共舞 ♪ ♪ Everybody here Want a chance with you ♪
蓝妹妹
♪ 你知道那是你表亲 还有你兄弟 ♪ ♪ You know that's your cousin And your brother ♪
♪ 树木 蜜蜂和鸟儿 都想与你共舞 ♪ ♪ And the trees and the bees And the birds Want to dance with you ♪
♪ 但我听说 你心情低落 ♪ ♪ But I heard You were feeling blue ♪
♪ 我不知道 你是否觉得可爱 ♪ ♪ I don't know If you're feeling cute ♪
♪ 但你看起来 如此完美 ♪ ♪ But you're looking So put-together ♪
♪ 我刚觉得自己很酷 ♪ ♪ I just started feeling cool ♪
♪ 我们得协调一致 ♪ ♪ We got to coordinate ♪
♪ 我与你相配 红 绿和灰 ♪ ♪ I match with you-- Red, green and gray ♪
♪ 我还在这里 我们魅力无限 ♪ ♪ I'm still here We got mass appeal ♪
♪ 无论你感受什么颜色 因为 ♪ ♪ Whatever color you feel Because ♪
♪ 蓝色与一切相配 ♪ ♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
♪ 它适合我 也适合你 ♪ ♪ It look good On me, good on you ♪
♪ 穿上那套衣服像蝴蝶般闪耀 ♪ ♪ Butter-fly in that suit ♪
♪ 蓝色与一切相配 ♪ ♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
♪ 我仰望天空 看见你 ♪ ♪ I look in the sky I see you ♪
♪ 你是星星 明亮而蓝 ♪ ♪ You're a star Bright and blue ♪
♪ 蓝色与一切相配 ♪ ♪ Everything goes with blue! ♪
♪ 我们得协调一致 ♪ ♪ We got to coordinate ♪
♪ 我与你相配 红 绿和灰 ♪ ♪ I match with you-- Red, green and gray ♪
♪ 我还在这里 我们魅力无限 ♪ ♪ I'm still here We got mass appeal ♪
加油 蓝无名 Come on, No Name.
♪ 蓝色与一切相配 ♪ ♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
♪ 看起来 看起来 看起来 ♪ ♪ It look, it look, it look ♪
♪ 适合我 适合你 穿上那套衣服像蝴蝶般闪耀 ♪ ♪ Good on me, good on you Butter-fly in that suit ♪
♪ 但你知道 ♪ ♪ But you know ♪
♪ 蓝色与一切相配 ♪ ♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
♪ 我仰望天空 看见你 ♪ ♪ I look in the sky I see you ♪
♪ 你是星星 明亮而蓝 ♪ ♪ You're a star Bright and blue ♪
♪ 蓝色与一切... ♪ ♪ Everything goes with... ♪
哈 这才叫热门歌曲 Ha! Now that's what I call a banger!
干得好 蓝精灵们 Great job, Smurfs!
为我们欢呼 Yay for us!
节奏不对啊 A few timing issues,
但至少这次你差点就成功了 蓝无名 but you almost had it this time, No Name.
明天同一时间 同一地点 Same time, same place tomorrow!
我记在日历上了 蓝爸爸 Adding it to the calendar, Papa Smurf.
谢谢你 日历蓝精灵 Thank you, Calendar Smurf.
这不是很棒吗 Isn't it grand
生活在一个地方 那里每个人都有自己的特长 living in a place where everyone has a thing!
打扰一下 Excuse me?
你惹麻烦了 蓝爸爸 Oh, you stepped in it now, Papa.
蓝爸爸 我能非常快的补充一句吗 Papa Smurf! Quick follow-up, if I may.
又来了 And here we go.
我还没有你说的特长 I still don't have a "thing."
再快速补充一句 And a quick follow-up to the follow-up:
你不觉得这有点奇怪吗 Don't you think that that's a bit odd?
比如 健健很强壮 Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.
我砸东西 I smash things.
忧忧爱发愁 And Worry Smurf worries.
也许其他人只是还不够忧愁 You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough.
- 聪聪是... - 嗯 - And Brainy is... - Hmm.
...非常聪明 ...really smart.
怒怒是... 别说了 And Grouchy is... Don't even say it.
还有隐隐 And there's Camouflage Smurf.
我在这儿哟 I'm right here.
粗粗 笨笨 Out-of-Focus Smurf. Clumsy Smurf.
远远 Way-Back-There Smurf.
我在这儿 I'm way over here.
胡胡 Handlebar Moustache Smurf.
静静 Quiet Smurf.
他说了什么 我完全不知道 What did he say? I have no idea.
但蓝爸爸 你明白我的意思吗 But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?
你是蓝无名 这就是你的特长 Well, you're No Name. That's a thing.
真的吗 Is it, though?
如果我的特长就是没有特长 'Cause if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing,
那我实际上... I'm actually...
一无是处 nothing.
音音 能别这样吗 Hey, Sound Effect Smurf, can you back off?
连他都有特长 Even he's got a thing.
他才来了不到一周 And he's only been here since Tuesday.
别太担心 蓝无名 Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, No Name.
有些蓝精灵需要更多时间 Some Smurfs just take a little more time
才能找到特长 to find their thing.
它就在你心里 It's in there.
你只需要找到方法释放它 You just got to find a way to let it out.
我在想 I've been thinking.
我们这儿还没有魔法蓝精灵 We don't have a Magic Smurf around here.
也许这就是我的特长 Maybe that could be my thing.
蓝精灵不会施魔法 Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.
但你一定能找到其他特长 But I'm sure there's something else for you.
单单 Hey, List-Making Smurf.
我们那份“为蓝无名找特长”的清单 What's left on our giant list of
还剩什么项目 Things-to-Try-to-Find-No-Name-a-Name list?
让我看看 蓝爸爸 Well, let's see, Papa.
到目前为止 我们已经尝试了... Okay, to date we've tried...
...10248个项目 ...10,248 things.
还剩多少 How many do we have left?
嗯...两个 一个是木履师和.. Um... two. Clog making and... Ooh.
...驯鲨鱼师 ...shark taming.
好消息 我们先试试做木履 Well, that's wonderful news! Let's try clog making.
好主意 蓝爸爸 That's a great idea, Papa Smurf.
对吧 蓝精灵们 Right, Smurfs?
耶 Yeah!
也许我能学会喜欢木履 I guess I could learn to like clogs.
慢慢来 蓝无名 别急 Just take your time, No Name. Don't rush it.
我就在这儿 你能行的 I'll just be right here. You got this.
如果能做一双方头鞋 If you could make something with a square toe,
那就太好了 谢谢 that'd be great. Thanks.
糟糕的木履 Aw. Ugh! Terrible clog!
你知道 还有驯服鲨鱼可选 You know, there's always shark taming.
那个已经有人选了 That one's already taken.
太遗憾了 Oh. That's too bad.
我有个好主意 Hey, I have a great idea!
我们去摘蓝精灵果吧 Let's go pick some Smurfberries.
抱着一袋蓝精灵果 心情很难不好 It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurfberries.
我得承认 蓝妹妹 Oh, I must admit, Smurfette,
我内心有一种无法填补的空虚 there is a gnawing emptiness inside me
再多的蓝精灵果也无济于事 that all the Smurfberries in the land couldn't fill.
做个与众不同的蓝精灵真难 It's hard to be the odd Smurf out.
我想我对这种感觉 I think I might know a little something
略知一二 about that feeling.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我是唯一一个由黏土块创造的蓝精灵 Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay
出自我们的死敌-邪恶巫师格格巫之手 by our mortal enemy, the evil wizard Gargamel
他企图引诱所有蓝精灵走向毁灭 in the hopes of luring all Smurfs to their doom.
这对我来说很难接受 I mean, that was a lot for me to process.
那你是怎么应对的呢 蓝妹妹 So how do you handle that, Smurfette?
我会想着爱我的朋友们 Well, I just think about all the friends who love me
和我对他们的爱 and that I love back.
这给了我继续前进的力量 And I get the strength to keep on keeping on.
你会找到特长的 蓝无名 别放弃 You'll find your thing, No Name. So don't give up.
谢谢 蓝妹妹 我珍惜我们的友谊 Thanks, Smurfette. I cherish us.
我也珍惜...特别特别大的珍惜 I cherish us too... infinity!
我珍惜你特别特别大再多一点 I cherish you infinity times infinity plus one.
这不是比赛 It's not a competition.
但如果是 我会珍惜你 But if it was, I'd cherish you
特别特别大再多一点点 infinity times infinity
多的乘π乘无限大 plus one times pi times infinity,
然后我赢 and I'd win.
蓝妹妹说得对 Smurfette's right.
我不该纠结自己没有的东西 I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have
而该关注自己拥有的 and start dwelling on what I do.
但为什么这对我来说这么难 But why is that so hard for me?
♪ 我是谁 我属于哪里 ♪ ♪ Who am I? Where do I belong? ♪
♪ 心事重重 但我继续前行 ♪ ♪ Heavy heart, but I carry on ♪
♪ 寻找答案 ♪ ♪ Searching for the answers ♪
♪ 却只是在倒退 ♪ ♪ But I'm only Moving backwards ♪
♪ 他们说什么 ♪ ♪ What they say ♪
♪ 当他们想起我 ♪ ♪ When they think of me ♪
♪ 名字能说明什么 ♪ ♪ Does a name Tell you anything? ♪
♪ 幸福结局 ♪ ♪ Does happy ever after ♪
♪ 真的存在吗 ♪ ♪ Ever really happen? ♪
♪ 我总是在外旁观 ♪ ♪ I'm always on the outside Looking in ♪
♪ 一无所获 ♪ ♪ Never finding nothing ♪
♪ 最终总是局外人 ♪ ♪ I'm always on the sidelines In the end ♪
♪ 你只看到阴暗面 ♪ ♪ And you only see The downside ♪
♪ 当你总是局外人 ♪ ♪ When you're always On the outside ♪
♪ 我试图找到坚强的理由 ♪ ♪ I try to find a reason To be strong ♪
♪ 我为某物坚持 ♪ ♪ I'm holding on For something ♪
♪ 但无人知晓发生了什么 ♪ ♪ But no one ever knows What's going on ♪
♪ 因为你藏在心底 ♪ ♪ 'Cause you keep it On the inside ♪
♪ 当你总是局外人 ♪ ♪ When you're always On the outside ♪
♪ 总是局外人 ♪ ♪ Always on the outside ♪
♪ 当你总是旁观 ♪ ♪ When you're always On the outside looking in ♪
♪ 旁观 ♪ ♪ Looking in ♪
♪ 我需要机会证明他们都错了 ♪ ♪ I need a chance To prove them all wrong ♪
♪ 从我不曾涉足的角度看世界 ♪ ♪ And see the world From the side I never walk on ♪
♪ 我知道那里有属于我的东西 ♪ ♪ I know there's something There for me ♪
♪ 我依然相信 ♪ ♪ I still believe ♪
我希望有自己的特长 I wish I had my own thing.
可怜的家伙 Aw, poor thing.
它就在你心里 你只是需要一点帮助 It's in you. You just need a little help.
—发生了什么 Uh-- What's happening? Whoa!
♪ 哈利路亚 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah! Hallelujah! ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah! ♪
♪ 哈利路亚 ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
什么情况 What the shell?
抱歉 Sorry!
快速提问：发生了什么 Quick question: What's going on?
我许愿要一个特长 然后... Um, well, I wished for a thing and...
你得到了魔法 You got magic!
蓝妹妹 Smurfette!
蓝爸爸 蓝爸爸 Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
你似乎很激动 You seem to have a bee in your bonnet.
怎么了 蓝无名 What's on your mind, No Name?
经过10248次尝试 我成功了 It took 10,248 tries, but I did it.
我终于找到了特长 I finally found my thing.
太棒了 是什么 Well, that's fantastic! What is it?
你说过蓝精灵不会魔法 I know you said Smurfs can't do magic.
但我会 But I can.
这就是我真正想要的 It's the thing I really wanted!
等等 你在说什么 Wait, what are you talking about?
他从未放弃寻找特长 He never stopped trying to find his thing
我为他骄傲 and I'm so proud.
展示给他看 Show him!
好的 ...让我想想 Okay, um... ...let's see, uh...
哇-哇 Va-va-voom!
这就是我说的 That's what I'm talking about!
停下 Stop!
大人 是乔尔 是我 Sire, it's Joel! It's Joel!
我们找到蓝精灵村了 We found Smurf Village!
蓝精灵村 Huh? Smurf Village?
干得好 乔尔 怎么找到的 Wonderful, Joel! How did we do that?
能量脉冲探测器 There was an energy pulse detected
侦测到了能量脉冲 on our energy-pulse detector.
要派您弟弟去吗 Shall I send in your brother?
格格巫 绝对不行 Gargamel? Absolutely not.
那个笨蛋只会碍事 That imbecile will only get in the way.
直接启动提取措施 Just initiate extraction measures.
是 拉扎巫大人 这太邪恶了 Yes, Lord Razamel. Most evil.
那是什么 What is that?
他找到我们了 He found us.
我有很多事没告诉你们 There's so much I didn't tell you.
你们的蓝精灵位置已被锁定 Your Smurf location hath been acquired!
大家听我说 Everyone, listen to me!
你们的生命危在旦夕 Your lives are in terrible danger!
蓝精灵村不再安全了 Smurf Village isn't safe anymore!
我们有应急预案 We have an emergency plan
应对这种情况 in case this very thing happened.
找到肯 Find Ken.
芬金 什么意思 Finekin? What does that mean?
找到肯 Find Ken!
不 蓝爸爸不见了 Oh, no, Papa's gone!
现在谁来保护我们 Who will protect us now?
为什么 Why?
等等 大家冷静 Wait, wait! Everybody calm down.
我们需要理性思考 We need to be rational here.
只有一个邪恶巫师会这么做 There's only one evil wizard who would do this.
格格巫 Gargamel.
蓝无名 用你的魔法找到格格巫 No Name, use your magic to find Gargamel.
这不是个好主意 蓝爸爸刚被抓走 That is not your greatest idea. I just got Papa Smurfnapped!
集中注意力 Just focus. Concentrate.
好的 格格巫 格格巫 Okay. Gargamel. Gargamel. Gargamel.
成功了 Success!
亲爱的阿兹猫 你觉得 My sweet Azrael, what sound do you think
蓝精灵临死前会发出什么嚎叫 a Smurf makes right before he expires?
和我想的一样 That's the sound I imagined, too.
你真是我的开心果 毛茸茸的天使 You're such a delight, my furry angel.
格格巫 什么 Gargamel! Yes? Huh?
你刚才说人话了 阿兹猫 Did you just speak human, Azrael?
现身吧 Show thyself!
是蓝精灵村 Oh, it's Smurf Village.
不 邪恶巫师格格巫 Oh, no, not the evil wizard Gargamel.
看 阿兹猫 一只可怜的落单蓝精灵 Look, Azrael, a poor abandoned Smurf.
碾碎它 Let's smoosh it.
哈哈 傻瓜 Ha-ha. Sucker.
好了 格格巫 老实交代 All right, Gargamel. Spill the beans.
你把蓝爸爸怎么了 蓝爸爸 没有 What did you do with Papa? Papa? Nothing!
立刻放我出笼子 Release me from this cage at once!
我觉得你有所隐瞒 Something tells me you're not telling us everything.
你抓走了蓝爸爸 You got Papa snatched.
如果我抓了蓝爸爸 If I had Papa Smurf,
我早就炫耀了 I'd be gloating about it right now.
也许该给你点厉害瞧瞧 Well, maybe we should give him a makeover he'll never forget.
蓝精灵们 笨笨 Hey, Smurfs! Hey, Clumsy.
伙计们 Guys!
这是- Is this--
这是不是- Is this any--
还是只是- It's just--
蓝爸爸不是说要找到肯吗 Didn't Papa say to find Ken?
“从头到尾播放这首歌 "Spin this track from beginning to end
通过传送门找到肯 ” Through this portal you'll find Ken."
- 谢谢你 笨笨 - 不客气 - Thank you, Clumsy. - You're welcome.
蓝无名 这就是我们救回蓝爸爸的方法 No Name, this is how we're gonna get Papa back.
开始吧 Let's do it.
这不会有好结果 This is not going to end well.
我讨厌被留声机吃掉 I hate being eaten by a grammy-phone.
快跑 Run away!
发生了什么 What's happening?
我们显然在某种非牛顿传送门里 We're obviously in some kind of non-Newtonian portal.
它会带我们去哪里 Where is it taking us?
去肯的领地 To the land of Ken.
蓝妹妹 我在这儿 壮壮 Smurfette? I'm here! Hefty?
在这儿 忧忧 Here! Worry?
在这儿 聪聪 在 浮浮 Here. Brainy? Present. Vanity?
在这儿 躁躁 Here! Grouchy?
在这儿 真不幸 Here. Unfortunately.
蘑菇和蓝精灵果都去哪儿了 Where are all the mushrooms and Smurfberries?
我们在哪儿 Where are we?
是巴黎 It's Paris.
你怎么知道的 蓝妹妹 How do you know that, Smurfette?
我也不知道 Je ne sais pas.
刚才那句啥意思 其实我也是很不确定 Je ne sais what now? Uh, I'm not really sure.
按计划行动吧 找到肯 救回蓝爸爸 Let's just stick to the plan. Find Ken, save Papa.
出发吧 蓝精灵们 Let's go, Smurfs.
还有乌龟 And Turtle.
还有乌龟 抱歉 And Turtle. Sorry.
邪恶联盟的巫师同僚们大家好 Hello, fellow wizard members
在此问候诸位 of the Evil Alliance.
我们听不见你 We cannot hear you.
抱歉 我刚想问 Oh, oopsies. Sorry, I was just, um, inquiring:
大家周末过得愉快吗 少废话 拉扎巫 Did you all have fun weekends? Cut the codswallop, Razamel!
我们没法把四本书合起来 We can't link our four books together,
抹去所有善良 erase all goodness and shroud the universe
用黑暗魔法永远笼罩宇宙 in a cloud of Dark Magic forever
如果我们只有三本书 if we only have three books!
这是最基本逻辑 That's just Logic 101.
是的 我对此深感遗憾 Yes, and I feel terrible about that,
所以我特别激动 and that's why I'm super excited
要向议会分享好消息 to share some great news with the council.
你拿到魔法书了 Ah! You have your magic book?
-不是那种好消息 -但我快成功了 - Well, no, not that great. - But I am so close.
他每次都这么说 你们懂的 He says that every time, you know?
快106年了 It's been 106 years!
拉扎巫 And Razamel,
你说我们还要等你多久 how much longer do we have to wait for you?
需要我们换掉你吗 拉扎巫 Do we need to replace you, Razamel?
-不 求你了 别换 -大人 借一步说话 No! Please, no! Sire, a word?
乔尔 我在开重要视频会议 Joel, I'm on a very important Zoom.
就是他们 大人 It's them, sire.
谁们 就是他们 Who them? The them.
各位稍等 我去趟洗手间 Quick bathroom break, ladies and gents.
谢谢 Thank you!
我们离邪恶统治又近一步 We're one step closer to total evil dominance!
恶棍们万岁 Huzzah for the bad guys!
我说万岁 Huzzah, I say!
是的大人 万岁 Yes, sire. Huzzah, indeed.
为什么把视频会议室设计在 Why did we design the Zoom room
离我邪恶巢穴这么远 乔尔 so far away from my evil lair, Joel?
因为您笔记本电脑在那儿 大人 Well, that's where your laptop is, my lord.
我的播客麦克风 My podcast microphones are set up
装在视频会议室啊乔尔 in the Zoom room, Joel!
视频会议当然要用播客麦克风啊 Why wouldn't I use my podcast microphones for my Zooms?
太好了 蓝爸爸 Yes! Papa!
百年谋划终得手 One hundred years in the making.
他躲 我寻 然后我赢 He hid, I seeked, and I won!
你什么都没赢 拉扎巫 You've won nothing, Razamel.
那谁现在在我家里的罐子里 Oh, really? Who's in a jar in my evil lair?
书呢 糟糕 Where's the book? Um... shoot.
不知道 我看到蓝爸爸就抓了他 I don't know. I saw Papa, and I grabbed him.
也许在他口袋里 Maybe it's in his pocket?
看看他 乔尔 Look at him, Joel.
他...只有一片苹果派那么大 He's... He's the size of a slice of apple pie.
你觉得书能塞进 Would a book fit
小人人的口袋吗 乔尔 into a miniature man's pockets, Joel?
说实话得看他裤子多大 Uh, honestly, it would depend on how big his pants were.
滚回你抓他的地方 Oh, go back from whence you grabbed him
把书找来 立刻 and find that book! Now!
遵命 大人 Yes, sire.
见到你真好 蓝爸爸 It's good to see you, Papa Smurf.
我可不这么想 I cannot say the same.
有发现 Ah, I've got something!
在抓蓝爸爸的同一个传送门里 In the same portal that picked up Papa Smurf.
抓住它 乔尔 Seize it, Joel!
把那本魔法书带回来给我 Bring that magic book back to me.
很好...很好...太好了 Yes... yes... yes!
这鬼地方是哪儿 What is this wretched place?
格格巫这儿 Gargamel?
拉扎巫 你找到我了 Razamel, you found me!
我就知道你不会永远抛弃亲弟弟 I knew you wouldn't leave your own brother stranded forever!
我好想你 I missed you so much!
是啊 能团聚真好 Uh, yes, yes. Reunited, and it feels so good.
是你抓了蓝爸爸 Oh, and you're the one who took Papa Smurf.
好吧 不错 不错 Well, all right, all right.
干得好 老弟 Well done, baby bro.
可惜没抓到其他蓝精灵 Too bad you didn't get the rest of the Smurfs.
你永远抓不到 And you never will.
我的蓝精灵们藏得很安全 My Smurfs are hidden away, safe and secure.
壮壮你干了什么 What did you do, Hefty?
我就问了他们肯在哪儿 I just asked 'em where Ken was!
他们好像不懂蓝精灵语 I don't think they speak Smurf.
别咬我脸 Don't bite my face!
其实狗叫得比咬得凶 Actually, a dog's bark is worse than its bite.
这边走 This way!
小心 是致命旋转刷杀人机器 Watch out! It's a killer brush death machine!
我是一只小小鸟 美丽的鸟 I'm a bird! A beautiful bird.
这些人是谁 蓝精灵们 Who are these guys? City Smurfs.
你们好 我叫莫西 Salut! My name's Moxie.
我们是国际邻里守望蓝精灵组织的... And we're the International Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.
国际邻里守望蓝精灵组织
巴黎分部 Paris Division.
巴黎分部
- 听起来很厉害 - 确实 - Ooh. That sounds important. - It is.
你们是什么蓝精灵 What kind of Smurfs are you?
我们是... Um, we are...
标准款 the standard kind.
蓝精灵村分部 Smurf Village Division.
蓝精灵村 蓝爸爸呢 Smurf Village? Where's Papa?
我们就是为这个来的 他让我们找肯 That's why we're here. He told us to find Ken.
我们带你们去见他 We'll take you to him.
跟紧我们 快 快 快 We got you. Follow us. Hup, hup, hup.
肯在迪斯科舞厅里 Ken's inside the discotheque.
穿过舞池 Get across the dance floor.
躲开脚底 Avoid feet!
♪ 请不要停下音乐 ♪ ♪ Please don't stop the music ♪
♪ 我想带你离开 ♪ ♪ I wanna take you away ♪
♪ 让我们沉醉在音乐中 ♪ ♪ Let's escape into the music ♪
♪ DJ别停播 ♪ ♪ DJ, let it play ♪
♪ 我无法抗拒 就像你这样的舞姿 ♪ ♪ I just can't refuse it Like the way you do this ♪
♪ 继续随节奏摇摆 ♪ ♪ Keep on rockin' to it ♪
♪ 请不要停下 请不要停下 ♪ ♪ Please don't stop the Please don't stop the ♪
♪ 请不要停下音乐 ♪ ♪ Please don't stop the music ♪
♪ 宝贝准备好了吗 气氛渐入佳境 ♪ ♪ Baby, are you ready 'Cause it's gettin' close ♪
♪ 难道没感受到激情即将爆发 ♪ ♪ Don't you feel the passion Ready to explode ♪
♪ ...只是来派对狂欢 ♪ ♪ ...just came here to party ♪
♪ 但现在我们在舞池热舞 ♪ ♪ But now we're rockin' On the dance floor ♪
♪ 放肆嬉闹 ♪ ♪ Actin' naughty ♪
♪ ...手牵手 心贴心 ♪ ♪ ...hand in hand Chest to chest ♪
♪ 此刻我们面对面 ♪ ♪ And now we're face to face ♪
♪ 我想带你离开... ♪ ♪ I wanna take you away... ♪
快到了 到哪儿 Almost there. Almost where?
另一边见 See you on the other side.
肯在哪儿 So, where's Ken?
我在这儿 I'm right here.
让我猜猜 蓝爸爸有麻烦了 Let me guess. Papa Smurf's in trouble.
你怎么知道 我是蓝爸爸的弟弟 How did you know that? I'm Papa Smurf's brother.
我们早有预案 We had a plan
应对最坏情况 in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.
看来现在就是最坏情况 And it looks like it just did.
抱歉 戴着面膜 Uh, sorry about the mask.
刚才在做快速去角质护理 I was just doing a quick exfoliation.
我总没时间自我护理 I never have time for self-care.
我总能挤出时间 I always make time.
魔法书安全吗 Is the book safe?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
蓝爸爸没告诉过你魔法书的事 Papa never told you about the magic book?
恕我直言 肯 Pardon me, Ken,
我们甚至不知道蓝爸爸有兄弟 but we didn't even know Papa Smurf had a brother.
别误会 Don't take this the wrong way,
但你们对蓝精灵一无所知 but you Smurfs don't know Smurf about Smurf.
恕我直言 肯 我们都懂蓝精灵语 With all due respect, Ken, we all Smurf.
事实上我可能比你 In fact, I've probably personally Smurfed
更懂蓝精灵语 more than you'll ever Smurf.
听起来像胡扯 That sounds like a load of Smurf.
你能证明吗 Can you Smurf that Smurf up?
我不但能证明 I can Smurf that Smurf up
还能送货上门 and have it delivered to your house.
好了 蓝精灵们 都闭嘴 Hey, come on, Smurfs. Stick a Smurf in it.
去你的 Smurf that.
我不喜欢他的态度 同前面一样 I don't like his Smurfitude. Ditto!
一样无限大加六 我赢了 Ditto infinity times infinity plus six. I win.
到此为止吧 行 Let's just leave it at that. Fine!
这是邪恶巫师拉扎巫的手笔 This is the handiwork of the evil wizard Razamel.
他心狠手辣 你怎么知道 He plays for keeps. How do you know that?
是指他心狠手辣 还是指拉扎巫 The part that he plays for keeps or the Razamel part?
都是吗 Well... both?
我知道的可多了 伙计 I know a lot of things, fella.
酷 好吧 Cool. Cool. All right.
那去找拉扎巫... So let's go find this Razamel and...
揍扁他 And smash him!
我喜欢这家伙 I like this guy.
去救回蓝爸爸 Let's get Papa Smurf back.
"我们" 不 你们留在这儿 "Let's"? You're staying here.
我们不和业余选手合作 I don't work with amateurs.
那你可错了 我就喜欢被叫业余选手 Well, joke's on you because I like being called an amateur.
这代表为爱而做事 It means doing something for the love of it.
那这就是我 这就是我的信条 And that's me. That's what I do.
爱 Love.
这信念加一毛钱能在1986年打个电话 That and a dime'll get you a phone call in 1986.
什么意思 What?
这就对了 Exactly.
你根本不懂 You don't get it.
敌人无处不在 Your enemies are everywhere.
必须随时准备这样干掉他们 And you have to be ready to take 'em out like that!
这是我听过最扭曲的世界观之一 That's one of the most disturbing world views
真可笑 I've ever encountered.
一群蓝精灵 Funny coming from a bunch of Smurfs
居然不知道自己是谁 who don't even know who they really are.
什么意思 意思是... What's that supposed to mean? It means...
蓝精灵是强大守护者的后代 Smurfs are descendants of mighty guardians.
我们发誓保护四魔法书 We swore to protect the four magic books
免受邪恶巫师联盟侵害 from the Alliance of Evil Wizards.
但你们蓝爸爸自己逃跑了 But your Papa walked away.
蓝爸爸为什么瞒着我们 Why would Papa keep that from us?
那你得问他本人 You'd have to ask him.
救出他后我会问的 I will when we rescue him.
不 你们不跟我去 Oh, no, you're not coming with me.
我们超想跟你去 Oh! We'd love to come with you!
我刚说了百分之百相反的话 No! I just said the 100% opposite of that.
耶 出发 Yay, we're going!
那 我们怎么做 So, how do we do this?
对 怎么行动 Yeah, how do we do this?
好吧 Okay.
我们突袭拉扎巫城堡 We do this by storming Razamel's castle,
不留活口 and we take no prisoners!
除了蓝爸爸 得带上他 Except for Papa. We'll make sure and grab him.
守住据点 莫西 遵命 肯队长 Hold down the fort, Moxie. Roger that, Captain Ken.
留声机带了吗 Did you bring the turntable?
老式那个 没 刚用过 The old-timey one? No, we just went through it.
拜托 朋友们 最后走的那个 Come on, guys. The last one through
就该带上留声机 is supposed to bring the turntable!
现在怎么开门 How do we make a portal now?
我们又不会读心术 We're not mind readers, ace.
没关系 And it doesn't matter,
我朋友能用魔法传送 'cause my friend can get us there with his magic.
从没听过会魔法的蓝精灵 I never heard of a magic Smurf.
我现在的魔法信心值只有四个点 My magic confidence is at a soft "four" right now.
失败是最好的老师 蓝无名 敢于失败 Failure is the best teacher, No Name. Dare to fail.
失败其实很糟糕 Failure would actually be bad.
蓝爸爸还指望我们呢 Papa's counting on us.
好的 魔法蓝精灵..... Okay, Magic Smurf...
带我们去拉扎巫城堡 ...take us to Razamel's castle!
再试一次 蓝无名 Give it another shot, No Name.
好 Okay.
来吧 来吧 Come on, come on.
带我们去拉扎巫城堡 Take us to Razamel's castle.
求你了 Please.
不错 This is good!
好吧 我也太惊讶了 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle once removed.
你需要深度心理治疗和拥抱 You need some serious therapy and a hug.
他们死定了 Well, they're all going to die.
看 他讨厌这样 Oh, look. He hates this.
这真好玩 This is so much fun!
你能相信吗 62年前 Can you believe it's been 62 years
你派我潜入蓝精灵村 since you sent me on my mission to infiltrate Smurf Village?
记得吗 Remember?
哦 当然记得 Oh, yes. Yes, I do.
只是没想到你真会去 I just didn't think you'd ever do it.
你真幽默 没收到我邮件 You're hilarious! Didn't you get my emails?
没有 可能进垃圾箱了 No. They must have gone to spam.
垃圾箱 怎么会 Spam? Why would they go to spam?
好吧 我屏蔽你了 Fine! I blocked you.
屏蔽我 为什么 You blocked me? Why?
稍后再讨论兄弟内部矛盾吧 We can discuss all of this brotherly business
现在呢... later during a sidebar. But for now...
魔法书呢 蓝爸爸 Where is the magic book, Papa Smurf?
没了 我销毁了 It's gone. I destroyed it.
你撒谎水平太差 You are the worst liar.
我知道并没有 知道为什么那么说吗 I know you didn't. You know why?
为什么 因为你软弱 Why? Because you're weak!
像你挚友罗恩一样 Like your best friend, Ron.
别给我提罗恩 Don't you talk about Ron!
看把他气的 Look how upset he gets!
别担心 我会让你开口的 Don't worry, I'll get you to talk.
而那些蓝色小老鼠 Those other blue rat monkeys
肯定带着魔法书跑了 must have taken the magic book with them.
你的蓝精灵在哪儿 蓝爸爸 Where are your Smurfs now, Papa?
我死也不会说 I'll never tell!
大人有发现 什么 I have something, sire! What is it?
能量探测器探测出新的影像 The energy-pulse detector picked up a fresh portal.
蓝精灵想通过新传送门潜入城堡 The Smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle.
幸好力场把他们弹飞了 Fortunately, our force field knocked them off course.
我知道他们去哪儿了 And I know exactly where it's sending them.
乔尔 出发 Joel? Let's go.
等等 你要带他去吗 Wait, you're taking him?
乔尔是我最爱的爪牙 Uh, Joel is my favorite hench-minion.
成功了 It worked!
如果目的是杀我们的话 It did if you were trying to kill us.
准备撞击 Brace for impact!
我好像拉裤子了 I think I just Smurfed my pants.
贴墙走 Hug the walls!
这不像拉扎巫城堡 Uh, this doesn't feel like Razamel's castle.
确实不是 That's because it's not.
这是差劲 This is bad.
哦 不 Oh, no.
我们魔法蓝精灵的魔法好像不太灵光 Turns out our magic Smurf here is a bit of a dud.
也许你该回去做木履 Maybe you ought to just stick to clog-making.
我们被传送中继站弹到了 We've been bounced to the inter-portal way station
澳大利亚的深处 in the Australian Outback.
现在要对付嗅嗅怪 And now we have to deal with the Snooterpoots.
嗅嗅怪 Snooterpoots?
它们是生存在这里的狡猾生物 They're tricky creatures who survive out here
专门打劫迷路的传送旅客 by taking advantage of lost inter-portal travelers.
它们爱吃蛋糕 They like cake.
把蛋糕放石头里等它们咬 Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite.
咬么 为什么是我 Bite? Why do I have to do it?
我可不想咬断手 别欺负他 肯 I don't want to lose an arm. Don't be a bully, Ken.
我来 I'll do it.
不 不 是我害大家陷入窘境的 No, no, I got us into this mess.
要断手也该是我来断 If anyone needs to lose an arm, it'll be me.
手伸出去 Hold it out!
蓝无名 No Name!
全程不要把手脚伸出车外 Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
车 还有看好口袋 Vehicle? And watch your pockets.
我的眼镜 我需要它 Hey! My glasses! I need those!
蛋糕 蛋糕 Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
怎么回事 我什么都看不见 What's going on? I can't see anything.
相信我 能看不见接下来的场面是好事 Trust me, it's a good thing you can't see what's coming.
蛋糕 蛋糕 Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.
多重巧克力特浓蛋糕 Double double chocolate with extra chocolate
来自巴黎“疯甜点”蛋糕店（法国最有名最好吃的甜点店） from Fou de Patisserie, Paris.
这只能说明一件事 That can only mean one thing.
你好啊 肯尼斯 Hello, Kenneth.
普特妈妈 Mama Poot.
我就这么容易被看穿 Am I that predictable?
显然不是 不然我早该料到你会溜走 Well, obviously not or I'd have known you'd skip town on me.
别这样 我俩永远有一段美好的巴黎回忆 Oh, come on. We'll always have Paris.
听着 妈妈 我能解释 Look, Mama, I-I can explain.
留着给你的桥牌俱乐部解释吧 硬汉 Save it for your bridge club, tough guy.
你永远都是语言的巨人 Words are cheap.
行动的矮子 Actions are what matters.
行动和...蛋糕 Actions and, uh, cake.
看来...你们混得不错 Well... looks like things worked out.
你过得挺滋润嘛 You're doing pretty all right for yourself.
是啊 肯尼斯 生意火爆 Yeah, Kenneth, business is booming.
现在每个蠢货都觉得自己能 Every yahoo thinks they can
穿越多元宇宙了 所以... navigate the multiverse these days, so...
那是永久伤害 Hey, that's permanent!
看来你们这群蠢货需要搭车 Looks like you yahoos could use a lift.
对 我们急需 Yeah. We really could.
紧急状态 It's an emergency.
每次都这么说 Ah, it always is.
-得收费 -但我们带了蛋糕 It's gonna cost ya. We brought cake.
很多蛋糕 Lots of cake.
你们这群奸诈的无赖 You swindling scoundrels!
不许这么对我的普特宝宝说话 You don't get to talk to my Poots like that,
听见没 you hear me?
别理他 我的毛孩子们 Don't listen to him, my shaggy babies.
这个情感缺失的蓝精灵不是故意的 The emotionally unavailable Smurf didn't mean it.
好吗 Okay?
好吧 现在蛋糕全没了 Great. Now I'm all out of cake.
别说了 Stop it.
其实我也收现金 You know, I also take cash.
或者手表 Or a watch.
但普特妈妈 这是我爷爷送的礼物 But Mama Poot, this was a gift from my grandpa.
把手表给她 肯 Give her the watch, Ken.
对 把手表给她 肯 Yeah, give her the watch, Ken.
天啊 Jeez.
谢了 Thank you.
好了 嗅嗅们 开工 All right, Snooterpoots, it's showtime!
计时开始 去哪儿 表在走呢 Well, ticktock. Where to? Meter's running.
拉扎巫城堡 Razamel's castle.
哦 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
想都别想 交易取消 Heck no. No, sir. Not interested. Deal's off.
什么叫交易取消 What do you mean, the deal's off?
给 Here.
这只是表带 好吧 算了 This is just the wristband. Ah, fine!
听着 规矩是这样的 Okay, look, h-here's how this goes.
你们没见过我 我们没谈过 这事没发生过 You never saw me, we never talked, this never happened.
你不能反悔 蓝爸爸有危险 You can't back out now. Papa Smurf is in trouble.
道德绑架对我没用 小妞 Guilt doesn't work on me, sister.
求你了普特妈妈 我们必须救蓝爸爸 Please, Mama Poot, we have to save Papa.
送我们到地方就行 Just drop us off.
没人会知道你参与过 No one will ever have to know you were involved.
邪恶巫师联盟无所不知 The Alliance of Evil Wizards knows everything.
从来没有人 我是说包括你们在内的没有人 Nobody, and I mean nobody,
能从拉扎巫城堡活着回来 comes back from Razamel's castle alive.
护城河的墙是用 The walls of the moat are made of the bones
无知尝试者的骨头砌的 of the ones who tried.
好吧 Um... okay.
但我们有魔法蓝精灵 We've got a magic Smurf.
也许他能对付那些巫师 Maybe he can stop those wizards.
你是说你的魔法强到能 So you're telling me your magic is strong enough
对抗整个邪恶联盟 to take on the whole evil enchilada?
整个邪恶联盟是...是什么东西 The whole evil enchilada-- what-what is that?
这些巫师只有一个目标 These wizards have one goal in mind:
用邪恶统治世界 To rule the world with evil
抹除宇宙中所有的善良 by getting rid of all the goodness in the universe.
没有什么能阻挡他们 And nothing will stand in their way.
告诉我 魔法蓝精灵 你打算怎么应对 So tell me, Magic Smurf, how you gonna handle that?
我来告诉你 I will tell you how.
蓝无名 回来 No Name, come back!
蓝无名 No Name!
蓝无名 停下 No Name, stop!
我做不到 I can't do it.
我对抗不了整个邪恶联盟 I can't take on the whole enchilada.
我骨子里就没这种勇气 蓝妹妹 I don't have it in me, Smurfette.
我知道我会让大家失望 I know I'm gonna let everyone down.
别给自己太大压力 Hey, don't beat yourself up.
谁都有压力大的时候 Pressure gets to all of us.
你需要相信自己 You just have to believe in yourself.
但我甚至不知道 Yeah, but I-I don't even know
这些魔法是怎么使出来的 how I'm doing all this magic stuff.
这不是真正的我 This isn't me.
我打不过强大巫师 I can't face off against a powerful wizard.
你看 Listen.
你脑海里那个 That voice inside your head
说你不够好的声音 telling you you're not good enough?
那不是真正的你 That voice is not who you are.
只有你能注意到那个声音 You're the only one who notices that voice.
哇 Whoa!
对 就是那个 "哇" Yeah, "whoa".
你只需决定自己想成为谁 You just need to decide who you want to be,
每天都会更接近真正的自己 and every day you'll become yourself a little more.
不知不觉间 And before you know it,
那个声音就会消失 that voice will go away.
对我很管用 It worked for me.
♪ 我懂你的心事 ♪ ♪ I know what's on your mind ♪
♪ 我也曾如此 ♪ ♪ I've been there, too ♪
♪ 无数次挣扎 ♪ ♪ One too many times ♪
♪ 是时候放手 ♪ ♪ It's time to let go ♪
♪ 去活出自我 ♪ ♪ Go live your life ♪
♪ 你的人生篇章 ♪ ♪ You've got a story ♪
♪ 等着你书写 ♪ ♪ That you got to write ♪
♪ 你生而不凡 生而真实 ♪ ♪ You were born to be great Born to be real ♪
♪ 生而狂野 ♪ ♪ Born to be wild ♪
♪ 你生来就该 相信自己 ♪ ♪ You were born to have faith Faith in yourself ♪
♪ 生来坚韧 ♪ ♪ Born to survive ♪
♪ 别让任何人 ♪ ♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
♪ 否定你的价值 ♪ ♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
♪ 继续前进 因为你注定闪耀 ♪ ♪ Keep going 'Cause you're onto something ♪
♪ 别让任何人 ♪ ♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
♪ 否定你的价值 ♪ ♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
♪ 当你觉得 诸事不顺 ♪ ♪ So when you feel Like nothing works ♪
♪ 当你努力 却越陷越深 ♪ ♪ When you try But it's getting worse ♪
♪ 每分每秒 愈发艰难 ♪ ♪ Getting harder By the minute ♪
♪ 不必愤世嫉俗 ♪ ♪ You don't have To be a cynic ♪
♪ 不必自我设限 ♪ ♪ You don't have To have a limit ♪
♪ 宇宙在告诉我们 ♪ ♪ The universe is telling us ♪
♪ 生命别有洞天 ♪ ♪ There's something More to life ♪
♪ 而你只看得见 眼前方寸之地 ♪ ♪ But you've been only seeing What's in front of your eyes ♪
♪ 你生而不凡 生而真实 ♪ ♪ You were born to be great Born to be real ♪
♪ 生而狂野 ♪ ♪ Born to be wild ♪
♪ 别让任何人 ♪ ♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
♪ 否定你的价值 ♪ ♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
♪ 当世界要你放弃 ♪ ♪ When the world says Give it up ♪
♪ 继续前进 因为你注定闪耀 ♪ ♪ Keep going 'Cause you're onto something ♪
♪ 别让任何人 ♪ ♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
♪ 否定你的价值 ♪ ♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
-感觉好些了吗 -嗯 You feeling better? Yeah.
不过袋鼠那段有点怪 The part with the kangaroos was a little weird, though.
那是什么 我也不知道 What was that? I don't know.
不 No.
嗅嗅怪村 Snooterpoot Village!
快来 Come on.
普特妈妈 发生什么了 Mama Poot! What happened?
拉扎巫抓走了两只嗅嗅 Razamel took two of my Snooterpoots
和其他蓝精灵 and the rest of you Smurfs.
他直接掳走他们 带回城堡了 He just took 'em! He took 'em back to his castle.
拉扎巫来过 Razamel was here?
没错 Oh, yes, he was.
他刚刚犯下人生中 And he just made the biggest mistake
最愚蠢的错误 of his miserable little life.
还想找他算账吗 You still want a piece of him?
当然 Oh, yeah.
我们开尖叫战车去 We'll take the Scream Buggy.
我来驾驶 And I'm driving!
尖叫什么车 The Scream What-y?
为什么叫尖叫战车 Why is it called the Scream Buggy?
它以恐惧为燃料 Well, she runs on the fuel of your fear.
谁知道呢 No idea.
系好安全带 Buckle up!
抓紧你们的小蓝手 Hold onto your little Smurf nubs!
我不想去 你们能行的 I'm out. You can do this.
你 把我变砖块 You! Brick me!
对 对 就这样 Yeah, yeah!
更多恐惧 更多恐惧 More fear! More fear!
再恐惧些 More fear!
蓝精灵雨来啦 It's raining Smurfs!
哈利路亚 Hallelujah!
哦 我的小蓝精灵们 过来 Oh, my sweet Smurfs. Come here.
蓝爸爸 Papa!
让我看看 没事吧 Let me look at you. Are you okay?
我们担心死你了 We were so worried about you.
尤其是我 Especially me.
如果你们受伤了 Oh, I could never forgive myself
我永远无法原谅自己 if any of you were harmed.
乔尔 挂好我的旅行斗篷 Joel, please hang my travel cape.
乔尔 一群蓝精灵叫什么 Joel, what do you call a group of Smurfs?
一群 一伙 一帮 A gaggle? A herd? A troop?
一窝 A murder?
放我们出去 拉扎巫 Let us out of here, Razamel!
蓝爸爸 你这喊话有气无力啊 Oh, way to give it thirty percent, Papa Smurf.
太棒了 Great stuff.
现在把书给我 Now give me my book.
我们说过没拿到书 We told you we don't have it!
我那个所谓的弟弟在哪 And where is my so-called brother?
他正和他的猫朋友 He's relaxing with his feline associate
在日光浴室休息呢 大人 in the solarium, sire.
我恨死那只猫了 Oh, how I hate that cat!
我们能不能搞点"意外" Um, could we accidentally
帮它脱离苦海 我亲爱的乔尔 help it shed its mortal coil, Joel, my dear?
如您所愿 大人 As you wish, lord sire.
乔尔 Joel!
给我拿杯蛤蜊番茄汁 常温的 Fetch me a Clamato. Room temp.
我们呢 Hey, what about us?
囚犯没资格喝蛤蜊汁 Prisoners don't get clam drinks!
不过我另有"款待"给你们 But I do have another treat in store for you.
希望你们喜欢...派对游戏 I hope you like... party games.
我们要玩一个叫 We're going to play one called:
只要蓝爸爸不交代 Let's Squish A Smurf
最后一本魔法书下落 Every Time Papa Doesn't Tell Me
就压扁一只蓝精灵 Where The Last Magic Book Is
直到所有蓝精灵都变肉饼的游戏 Till All You Smurfs Are Squashed!
听起来不太好玩的样子 That doesn't sound like a fun game.
乔尔 把这些臭烘烘的低智小怪物 Joel, be a doll and move these fetid degenerate goblins
全部扔到竞技场去压扁 to the Squishadrome for to squash.
我早警告过你 别掉以轻心 I warned you about getting complacent.
蓝精灵们 能给我们点私人空间吗 Smurfs, can you give us a minute?
魔法书安全 但我的蓝精灵们怎么在这 The book is still safe. But why are my Smurfs here?
这太危险了 It's way too dangerous.
要不是过去的100年间 Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf Village
你们都在蓝精灵村躲着 我们都不会陷入危险 for the past 100 years none of us would be in trouble.
你知道我有苦衷 You know I had my reasons for that.
你觉得罗恩会就这样放弃吗 Do you think Ron would have just walked away?
罗恩是谁 Uh, who's Ron?
高速降落 Bringing her in hot!
鼻子瞬间通气了 That cleared out the sinuses.
你还活着吗 Hey! You dead?
太可怕了 That was absolutely terrifying.
我好像把口香糖吞下去了 I think I swallowed my gum.
我来啦宝贝们 妈妈来救你们了 I'm coming for ya, Poots! Mama's coming for her babies!
或许我们该小声点 It might be good to not yell so much
别暴露位置 and give away our location.
对 对 呃好吧 Right, right. Ah, okay.
这是哪儿 What is this place?
慕尼黑 高速公路 拉扎巫的蠢城堡 Munich, autobahn, Razamel's stupid castle.
他还以为多阴森呢 He thinks it's so spooky.
怎么进去 So how do we get in there?
这是铜墙铁壁啊 Well, it's an impenetrable fortress,
得偷偷潜入 so we're gonna have to sneak in.
好 集思广益吧 Okay, let's get some ideas going.
头脑风暴时间 不准点评 You know, blue-sky time, no judgments.
我们撑杆跳过墙 We pole-vault over the wall.
烂主意 这就算点评了 That's a terrible idea! And that's a judgment.
或许可以利用巫师们 Maybe we can exploit a weakness
无法抗拒的弱点 no wizard can resist.
什么弱点 外卖弱点 What kind of weakness? A fried weakness.
- 您的外卖到了 - 谁点的 - Your food is here. - Who ordered this?
拉扎巫·Q·巫师 Razamel Q. Wizard.
像是他的手笔 Mmm. That sounds right.
他总抱怨束腰太紧 He complains when his tunic gets too tight
还不是自己作的 but he's the one who gets himself in this mess.
所以你能点任何地方的外卖 So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?
当然 Absolutely.
记得提前给骑手小费 Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time
不然他们会舔遍食物 or they'll lick everything.
听着 计划是这样的 Okay, here's the plan.
我们藏在外卖袋里混进城堡 We'll sneak into the castle inside this bag
等送到拉扎巫面前时 and when we get delivered to Razamel,
砰 拯救世界 kablammo! We save everything.
该多点些薯条的 我压力一大就爱吃 We should have gotten more fries. I'm a stress eater.
真好吃 Mmm. Oh! That's good.
是那支 Oh, it's the quill pen
我曾曾曾祖父渣渣巫用来 that my great-great-great grandfather Zazamel
签署星际巫师联盟条约 used to sign the Treaty of the Alliance
的羽毛笔 of Intergalactic Wizards.
拉扎巫一直崇拜这支笔 Razamel always worshipped this pen.
我把它放后面吧 I'll just put it behind this.
喜欢日光浴室吗 Enjoying the solarium?
喜欢 非常喜欢 谢谢 Yes! Uh, very much. Thank you.
你是在瞻仰达达的骨灰坛吧 You're probably admiring Dadah's urn.
这是达达 This is Dadah?
没错 达达是有故事的 Oh, yes! Dadah in all his glory.
有时候趁没人注意 Sometimes, when no one's looking,
我会撒点到乔尔的蛋白粉里 I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.
你知道 You know,
达达一直希望我们共同统治 Dadah always wanted us to rule together.
记得他说过这会实现吗 Remember how he said that was going to happen?
我们必将共同统治 And rule together we shall!
等我们拿到《欢快魔法书》 Once we get our hands on that Jaunty Grimoire,
整个宇宙 the whole universe
都将处于星际巫师联盟 will be under the darkly magic control
黑暗魔法的掌控之下 of the Intergalactic Alliance of Wizards.
而最终 And finally,
所有善良都将被永久铲除 all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.
听起来真棒 Sounds amazing!
那你会引荐我加入联盟咯 So you'll introduce me to the Alliance, then?
当然 无比自豪地 Of course! Proudly!
现在要不要先压扁那些蓝精灵 But first, what do you schay we schmoosh some Schmurfs?
这提议简直如同天籁之音 I'd say that sounds like music to my ears!
对了 我想说 And, hey, I just wanted to say
很高兴回来和你重聚 I'm so glad to be back and that we're together again.
我爱你 拉扎巫 I love you, Razamel!
最好的兄弟 朋友 兄弟 Best friend brother friend brother.
爱 Love.
我也一样 Ah, well, ditto I'm sure.
跟我来 阿兹拉尔 Come along, Azrael.
去看蓝精灵变肉饼 We're going to watch the Smurfs get squashed.
恶心透了 Absolutely repulsive.
我们进城堡了 We're inside the castle.
你薯条是不是吃太多了 Maybe you should slow down on the fries.
你说得对 再吃最后一根 You're right. Just one more.
餐盘准备好了吗 好了先生 Are the plates ready? Yes, sir.
手 Hand!
戒指 没戒指 妈妈 Ooh, ring! No ring, Mama.
试毒员泰瑞呢 Where's Terry the food taster?
不知道 休息吧 算了 我来试 I don't know, on break? Fine, I'll taste it.
要是我死了就找泰瑞偿命 But if I die, I'll kill Terry!
等等 Wait a minute.
你又没点薯条 Did you forget to order fries again?
薯条全被你吃了 You ate all the fries!
我爱海咸味薯条 I love salty potato-based treats
而且绝不为此道歉 and I will not apologize for that.
别看我 不是我下的单 Hey, don't look at me. I didn't make the order.
再检查下 Just check again.
现在怎么办 What do we do now?
不知道 能用魔法变点吗 I don't know. Can you magic some up?
手来了 Hand incoming!
天灵灵地灵灵 赐我们薯条 O magic powers from up on high, bring us fries.
赐我们薯条 Bring us fries!
在这呢 Oh, here they are.
洋葱圈 谁点的这垃圾食品 Onion rings! Who ordered this garbage?
拉扎巫的最爱 They're Razamel's favorite.
你怎么知道 不知道 突然想到的 How did you know that? No idea. It just came to me.
这边走 This way.
准备好了吗乔尔 Ready, Joel?
很好 机器正常 请上第一只蓝精灵 Oh, good, it works. First Smurf, please.
求你了 拉扎巫 别伤害我的蓝精灵 Please, Razamel! Don't hurt my Smurfs.
那就告诉我魔法书在哪 Then tell me where the magic book is.
一个你永远找不到的地方 Somewhere you'll never find it!
那就撬开他们的嘴 Then let's loosen those lips!
我们先压扁谁 Who shall we squash first?
点兵... Eeny...
点将... meeny, miney--
压我吧 I'll go.
听到了吗 Hear that?
那是邪恶的咔哒声 That's the clicking sound of evil.
咱们去收拾那个巫师 Let's go Smurf that wizard up.
最后的机会 蓝爸爸 Last chance, Papa!
我们来是为了...拯救一切 We're here... to save everything!
见识下我的厉害吧 Deal with my awesomeness.
我的老天 这么大胆的出场却配上如此老掉牙的动作 My, those are dated moves for such a bold entrance.
表明来意吧 陌生人 State your business, stranger.
立刻放了蓝爸爸 Free Papa Smurf at once!
把我的宝贝们还给我 And give me back my babies!
否则怎样 Or what?
否则我将释放我所有的洪荒之力 Or I shall uncork all of my awesomeness
把这里掀个底朝天 all over this place!
什-哈 Wha-- Huh?
这里肯定有猫 这里有猫吗 There must be a cat in here. Is there a cat in here?
我就知道 伙计 猫毛让我过敏 I knew it! Man, the dander gets me.
那是我以为的东西吗 哦 糟了 Is that what I think it is? Uh-oh.
难道是 Could it be?
欢乐魔法书 Jaunty Grimoire!
我就知道你藏不了多久 Oh! I knew you couldn't hide forever.
你不是说魔法书很安全吗 I thought you said the magic book was safe!
你在我头上多久了 How long have you been on my head?
我怎么一点感觉都没有 And how did I not feel you there?
我手脚很轻 I have soft hands. And feet.
而且我才刚到你头上 就在你许愿之后 And I've only been up there since you made a wish.
恰恰恰 Cha-cha-cha!
我是魔法 I'm magic!
等等 是你在施展魔法 Wait. Were you doing the magic?
是的 算是吧 Um, yeah, kind of.
对 不过月球漫步可是你自己跳的 Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.
其实那也是我搞的 Yeah, actually, that was me, too.
我连月球漫步都没跳成 I didn't even do the moonwalk?
世上就没有会魔法的蓝精灵 There's no such thing as a magic Smurf.
振作点 老弟 别小看自己 Chin up, pal. Don't quit on yourself.
你为某件事许了愿 You made a wish for a thing,
所以我只是帮你开了个头 so I just gave you a little head start.
你体内的魔力远超你的想象 You got a lot more magic in you than you think.
你只需要把它释放出来 You just got to let it out.
蓝爸爸在那儿 蓝爸爸 Oh! There's Papa! Hey, Papa!
谢谢你把这最后的魔法书 Thank you for bringing the final magic book
直接送到我面前 right to me.
看看这是谁 Oh, look who it is!
是我们走失的小巫师女孩家庭成员 It's our lost little wizard girl family member.
我不是你家的一员 怪胎 I'm not part of your family, you freak.
啧 啧 Tut-tut.
我认为这些厚厚的宝丽来相册 Methinks these voluminous Polaroid photo albums
记录你童年的... 嗯 from your childhood... Huh?
...会讲述一个不同的故事 ...would tell a different tale.
这是你还是粘土时的样子 Here you are when you were clay.
这是在一个周日的烧烤聚会上 Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes
在玩掷马蹄铁游戏 at a Sunday barbecue.
看你在埃菲尔铁塔前 Ooh! And look at you laughing at the caricaturist
嘲笑为你画漫画的人 who drew you in front of the Eiffel Tower.
那是我 That's me?
你看起来可能与众不同 但你一直是我们中的一员 You may have looked different, but you were always one of us.
为什么我对这些一点印象都没有 Why don't I remember any of this?
这是你在享用巫师最爱的零食 Oh, and here you are enjoying the wizard's favorite snack,
薯条 French fries.
你多爱吃薯条啊 Oh, how you loved your fries!
骗人 我讨厌薯条 That's a lie! I hate fries!
我就知道我不喜欢她是有原因的 I knew I didn't like her for a reason.
她就是该死的敌人 She's the darn enemy!
不 我是蓝精灵 No, I'm a Smurf!
再说一遍 最新消息 仅供参考 现在的我不是那样了 And P.S., news flash, and FYI, that's not who I am now.
你永远无法改变真正的自己 You can never change what you really are.
别听他的 蓝妹妹 你与我们同在 现在直到永远 Don't listen to him, Smurfette! You're with us, now and always.
没错 我和他是一起的 和他们 That's right! I'm with him. And them.
你确定吗 You're sure about that?
你精确地完成了你被创造出来的使命 You did exactly what you were created to do.
你把蓝爸爸和欢乐魔法书带来了 You brought me Papa Smurf and Jaunty.
邪恶拼图的最后一块 The final piece of the evil puzzle.
总而言之...我赢了 Ergo ipso delicto... I win.
是时候统治宇宙了 Time to rule the universe.
我想和蓝爸爸在一起 蓝爸爸 I want to stay with Papa. Papa!
欢乐魔法书 Jaunty Grimoire!
多么美妙的时刻啊 What a wonderful moment.
可惜它不得不被...现实打断 Too bad it has to be interrupted by... reality!
不 叽里咕噜变 （咒语） No! Chiballog badoo!
邦巴叽呜-（咒语） Bomba gee joo--
等等 我在念什么 Wait a minute. What am I reading?
对 这就对了 Ah, yes, that's better.
让黑暗之力永远流淌在你的书页之中吧 May dark power course through your pages now and forever!
我不想变邪恶 I don't want to be evil!
我...是...魔法书 I... am... Grimoire.
不 是的 No! Yes.
好了 谢谢你 省了我不少捏扁你们的时间 再见吧 Well, thanks for saving me a lot of squish time. See ya!
等等 我不跟你走吗 Wait. I'm not going with you?
去见其他巫师 To meet with the other wizards?
想都别想 Um, that's a big fat no!
你的路到此为止了 格格巫 This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.
但我说我爱你的时候 你说了“我也一样”啊 But you said "Ditto" when I said I loved you.
-我骗你的 -我要告诉妈妈 I lied. I'm telling Mother!
妈妈从来没尊重过你... 或者你那只蠢猫 Mother never respected you... or your stupid cat.
再见了 蓝精灵们 永别了 弟弟... Goodbye, Smurfs, and so long, brother...
永别了 forever!
我非常抱歉 大家 I'm so sorry, everyone.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry, too.
不过这是我大学毕业后的第一份工作 This is my first job out of college, though.
我需要一份好的领英评价 I need a good review on my LinkedIn.
哼 你休想从我这儿得到 Well, you're not getting one from me.
公平 Fair enough.
这工程设计得相当不错啊 That's pretty impressive engineering.
真不敢相信我才是那个被砸扁的 I can't believe I'm the one who's gonna get smashed.
至少我会变瘦 At least I'll be thin.
我会想你们的 I'm gonna miss you guys.
- 我爱你们 - 嗯 - I love you. - Huh.
什么 你在干什么 故事不该是这样发展的 What? What are you doing?! It doesn't go down like this.
是的 我还是厌恶蓝精灵 Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs
如同千颗燃烧太阳的怒火 with the fury of a thousand burning suns,
但我更厌恶我的哥哥 but I loathe my brother more
因为他对我 for disrespecting me
和我亲爱的 最爱的阿兹猫不敬 and my sweet, sweet Azrael.
而且我已经受够了这种不尊重 And I've had enough of said respectlessness.
快跑 蓝精灵们 快跑 Run, Smurfs! Run!
犯人逃跑了 犯人逃跑了 Prisoner escape! Prisoner escape!
好主意 阿兹猫 启动翅膀咒语 Good idea, Azrael. Engage wing spell!
看看我 我得换个更大的猫砂盆了 Look at me. I'm going to need a bigger litter box.
天啊 Oh, my.
- 放马过来 - 来吧 健健 - Bring it! - Come on, Ken!
我从来不临阵脱逃 I don't run from a fight.
我们不丢下你 兄弟 We're not leaving you, brother.
所有蓝精灵和斯努特普特都找到了 All Smurfs and Snooterpoots spoken for.
前进 我亲爱的阿兹猫 （Excelsior有前进/精益求精之意 此处用作口号） Excelsior, my sweet Azrael!
我感觉不怎么威风了 I'm not feeling so majestic.
天哪 防撞击准备 Oh, boy. Assume crash positions!
♪生日快乐-♪ 哦... ♪ Happy birthday--♪ Oh...
这都是我的错 This is all my fault.
真不敢相信我做了 I can't believe I did
那巫师想要我做的所有事情 exactly what that wizard wanted me to do.
我非常抱歉 蓝无名 I'm so sorry, No Name.
不 这是我的错 No. This is my fault.
这一切发生的唯一原因 The only reason any of this happened
是因为我想找到我的专长 is because I wanted to find my thing.
如果我没那么自私 我们谁都不会在这儿 If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.
不 这不是你的错 蓝无名 No. It's not your fault, No Name.
这当然也不是你的错 蓝妹妹 And it certainly isn't yours, Smurfette.
这都是我的错 This is all my fault.
我一直对你们隐瞒了秘密 I kept secrets from you all.
这是不对的 And that was wrong.
我不想失去你们中的任何一个 就像我们失去罗恩那样 I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Ron.
罗恩是谁 Who's Ron?
他是史上最伟大的蓝精灵 He was the greatest Smurf who ever lived.
我早就该告诉你们关于他的事 I should have told you about him a long time ago.
- 和我们在一起你很安全 - 我抓住她了 - You're safe with us. - I've got her.
那些邪恶巫师抓不到你的 Those evil wizards won't get you.
罗恩 Ron!
他是一位 Oh, he was a Smurf of
拥有非凡勇气和英勇的蓝精灵 tremendous courage and valor,
发型还特别特别帅 and really, really great hair.
见到你们真好 我的兄弟们 It's good to see you, my brothers.
好久不见 It's been too long.
我们刚一起喝过蓝莓汁 吃过华夫饼 We just had Smurfberry juice and waffles together.
就像我说的 好久不见了 Like I said, it's been too long.
那本魔法书将属于我 That magic book will be mine!
好吧 这有点让人失望 Well, that was a bit of a letdown.
现在这样才对味嘛 Now that's more like it!
他消灭坏蛋的方式融合了蓝精灵特有的 He dispatched baddies with a Smurfy blend
优雅与致命 of elegance and lethality.
我认为可以说 I think it was safe to say
罗恩爱每一个人 每一件事物 that Ron loved everyone and everything
无论它们看起来多么渺小或不起眼 no matter how small or insignificant they may seem.
我爱你 兄弟 或者姐妹 I love you, brother. Or sister.
他可是远超时代的人 Oh, he was way ahead of his time.
但拉扎巫很快占了上风 But Razamel soon got the upper hand.
那真是与众不同 That's really something else.
下次我大概该从这本开始讲 I should probably start with this one next time.
小欢乐 Baby Jaunty!
不 No!
坚持住 蓝爸爸来了 我抓住你了 Hang on! Papa's coming! I got you!
救书 Save the book!
下一个就是你 You're next!
漩涡加大 More vortex.
抓住我的手 罗恩 Grab my hand, Ron!
我觉得我该听你们的建议 I probably should have cut my hair,
剪掉头发的 like you guys suggested.
你一直是个自由不羁的灵魂 You always were a free spirit.
能与你们二位一同 It was an honor and privilege
执行守护者职责是我毕生的荣耀和荣幸 guardianeering with both of you.
不 No!
拳-拳-碰-碰 （Fist bump 指击拳礼） Fi-i-i-i-ist buu-u-u-u-mp!
罗恩... 消失了 Ron... was gone.
现在 我不会再问你了 Now, I won't ask you again.
把那本小书给我 不 Give me that baby book. No.
不 No? Hey.
不 别打脸 No! Not in the face!
这就是我创建蓝精灵村的原因 That's why I created Smurf Village.
这样我才能保护你们所有人的安全 So I could keep all of you safe.
我不能失去你们中的任何一个 就像我们失去罗恩那样 I couldn't lose any of you like we lost Ron.
没有一天我不想起他 There isn't a day goes by that I don't think about him.
我知道 兄弟 I know, brother.
是时候告诉你们 我们更高的使命了 It's time I told you about our higher calling.
我们蓝精灵是善良守护者 We Smurfs are Guardianeers of Good.
这意味着什么 这意味着... What does that mean? It means...
我们一直是宇宙中 that we have always been protectors
和平与和谐的守护者 of peace and harmony in the universe.
即使是没有专长的蓝精灵 Even Smurfs who don't have a thing?
是的 蓝无名 Yes, No Name.
这不仅仅是你自诩的身份 But it's not just some thing you call yourself.
也并非你是什么样的人 And it isn't who you are.
而是我们是谁 It's who we are.
它是所有的总和 It's the sum of all its parts.
是智慧与力量 It's brains and brawn.
是为信仰而战的蓝精灵 It's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in.
甚至是那个自以为一无所长 And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have any thing
却甘愿付出一切的蓝精灵 but is willing to give everything.
我不会粉饰现实 蓝精灵们 I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, Smurfs.
坏人想要摧毁世界上所有美好的事物 The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world.
而且他们做得到 And they can do it.
但我们不会让他们得逞 But we're not gonna let them!
因为只要我们齐心协力 Because there is nothing we can't accomplish
就没有我们做不到的事 if we do it together!
现在让我们去把那本书夺回来 拯救宇宙 Now let's get that book and save the universe!
为了罗恩而战 Let's do it for Ron!
守护行动开始 Let's get to Guardianeering!
罗恩 Ron!
等等 我们要去哪儿 Wait! Where are we going?
真会泼冷水 镜镜 他说得对 Way to kill the mood, Glasses. He's right.
拉扎巫和那本书可能在宇宙的任何地方 Razamel and that book could be anywhere in the universe.
注意 Attention!
注意 （意大利语） Attenzione!
我确切地知道 I know exactly
巫师们把四本书带到哪里去了 where the wizards have taken all four books.
现在 我会把这个信息分享给你们这些 Now, I will share this information
恶毒的花园臭鼬 但有一个条件 with you vicious garden weasels on one condition.
说吧 那就是让我在场 Name it. That I be in the room
看我那愚蠢 愤怒的哥哥 to see the stupid, angry look
在他那张刻薄 愚蠢 愤怒的脸上 on my stupid, angry brother's mean, stupid, angry face
看到你们都活着还活蹦乱跳时的愚蠢 愤怒表情 when he sees you all alive and thriving.
这是一次报复行动 It's a spite mission.
我们懂了 I think we got it.
我们各取所需 We all get what we want.
但此后 But after that,
我们的小同盟就结束了 our little alliance is over.
行 好 成交 去哪儿 怪胎 Yeah, okay, deal. Where to, freaky-deaky?
去第九维度 To the ninth dimension,
那是连接时空的枢纽 the nexus of space and time
代表了所有可能的世界和所有的- that represents all possible worlds and all--
快上车就行了 好的 抱歉 当然 Just get in the car! Oh, yes. Sorry. Of course.
好嘞 Yeah!
大家好 我有重大消息宣布 Hello, everyone! I have big news.
而且还涉及到我和我的魔法书 And it involves me and my magic book.
真是惊喜 拖拖拉拉的拉扎巫迟到了 Oh, what a surprise. Raz-a-mope is late.
你还能在忙什么呢 What could you have been doing?
让一只瞎眼浣熊给你剪头发吗 Having your hair cut by a blind raccoon?
你们知道吗 Do you know what?
我受够了被你们所有人当垃圾一样对待 I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you,
受够了你们讽刺的评论和虚假的欢乐 with your sarcastic comments and mock merriment.
又迟又逊 Late and lame.
你们才逊 You're all lame!
你们会成为我很棒的手下小喽啰 You'll make wonderful hench-minions
现在我可是宇宙霸主了 now that I'm the lord of the universe.
独享 我 我本人 我 （Moi是法语“我”） Solo! Me. I. Moi!
好了 开始念咒吧 Well, time to start chanting.
对了-那音我肯定唱不上去 Oh, yeah-- no chance I'll hit that note.
开始吧 And here we go!
嗡姆 贝克拉兹...（咒语） Ommm beklartz...
...弗伦克纳德 ...flunknard!
什-哼 Wh-- Hmph.
你们一定是在跟我开玩笑 You have got to be kidding me.
善良守护者联盟在此 The Guardianeers of Good are here.
善良守护者联盟
我们会尽量不伤害你们 We'll try not to hurt you,
但我们不做任何保证 but we're not making any promises.
这不是吹牛 这只是实话实说 It's not bragging. That's just me being real.
这下糟了 Oh. This is bad.
他把所有书都连接起来了 He's linked all the books.
健健 我们需要个计划 Ken, we need a plan.
我们是守护者 蓝爸爸 我们自己就是计划 We're Guardianeers, Papa. We are the plan.
- 冲 - 冲啊 - Charge! - Charge!
等一下 Hold on!
啧 啧 真可爱 Well, that's adorable.
咔哧 Kachow!
你们的善良归我了 Your goodness is mine!
进入漩涡吧 蓝精灵的灵魂 Into the vortex, Smurf spirits.
拉扎巫偷走了他们的善良本质 Razamel stole their Smurfy goodness.
我们能夺回来 We can get them back
只要救出欢乐魔法书就能破除咒语 if we break the spell by rescuing Jaunty.
叛徒 你要去哪儿 Where are you going, traitor?
叛徒 Traitor?
我可是把蓝精灵给你带来了 Oh, well, I brought the Smurfs to you!
这是报复行动 This was a spite mission.
是 嗯 It was. Hmm?
进矿泉水瓶里待着吧 不 In the water bottle you go. No!
他分心了 He's distracted.
你以为我忘了你们 You thought I forgot about you?
先抽走谁的善良呢 Whose goodness shall I take first?
不 No!
蓝爸爸 Papa!
别放弃 我亲爱的蓝精灵们 Don't give up, my precious Smurfs.
你们是守护者 You're Guardianeers.
现在靠你们了 It's up to you now.
蓝妹妹 Smurfette?
我的任务完成了 My work is done.
终于把你想要的一切都带来了 I finally delivered everything you wanted,
邪恶大人 Your Evil Lordship.
这是什么 What is this?
我一直站在你这边 I have always been on your side.
什么 不 What? No!
啧 啧 Well, well, well.
这就是我们邪恶行当里 That's what we in the evil business
说的"放长线钓大鱼" call the long con.
欢迎回家 邪恶的蓝精灵恶魔 Welcome home, sinister Smurf demon.
谢谢 Thank you.
骗你的 Psych!
抓住你了 乐乐 Got you, Jaunty!
谢谢你 蓝- Thank you, Smurf--
停下 那是跨维度深渊 Stop! That's the interdimensional abyss.
进去的人永远都会性情大变 Anyone who goes in there never ever comes back the same.
你无路可逃了 You've got nowhere to go.
现在怎么办 乐乐 What do we do now, Jaunty?
警告 脱掉高跟鞋 Warning! Lose the heels.
你绝对不会喜欢 You're really not gonna like
第一维度的 蓝妹妹 this first dimension, Smurfette.
为什么 Why?
黏土 Clay?
难怪我觉得浑身僵硬肿胀 That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.
魔法书呢 Where's the book?
把书还给我 Give that back to me!
这就是咸猪手的下场 That's what happens to handsy fellas.
找扇门 快走 蓝妹妹 Find a door! Go, Smurfette!
这是最糟的维度 This is the worst dimension!
远离橡皮擦 Stay away from erasers!
那是什么 啥 Oh! What's that? What?
骗到你了 别这样 Made you look. Oh, come on.
救命 救命 坏巫师抓住我了 Help! Help! A mean old wizard got me!
橡皮擦 Eraser!
那是我的书 你们这群花里胡哨的蠢货 That's my book, you freakish popinjays!
哦 不 Oh, no!
我只能左右跑 I can only run from left to right!
来 跳上这些小土坡 Here! Jump up these tiny hills.
这维度其实不难 This dimension isn't so hard, actually.
交出八位魔法书 蓝精灵们 Hand over the eight-bit book, Smurfs,
否则就要承受我邪恶栅栏的怒火 or face the wrath of my evil picket fence!
想拦住我们可不止需要栅栏 It'll take more than a fence to stop us.
这是我最讨厌的维度 Ugh! This is my least favorite dimension.
你是什么 What are you?
我是水熊虫 I'm a tardigrade,
宇宙中最顽强的微型生物 the most rugged micro animal in the universe.
我们的座右铭是 活得微小 永不死亡 Our motto is "Live tiny, die never".
嗨 水熊 幸会 拜拜 Hi, Tardi, nice to meet you, bye!
我也幸会 拜拜 Nice to meet you, too! Bye!
我只想要个朋友 I just want a friend.
你会永远留在这里陪我吗 Will you stay here with me forever?
绝对不行 Absotively not!
这是... Is this...
蓝精灵村 Smurf Village.
我们到家了 We're home.
恰恰恰 Cha-cha-cha!
你只需要 All you have to do
把我带到蓝爸爸的蘑菇屋 is get me to Papa Smurf's mushroom house
我就能再躲个一百年 轻轻松松 and I can hide away for another hundred years, easy!
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
蓝爸爸 Papa.
你没事 Oh, you're okay.
我从没这么好过 I've never been better.
你回来真好 It's good to have you home.
我们做到了 蓝爸爸 We did it, Papa.
保护好她 Keep her safe.
我就知道你能做到... I knew you'd come through...
...蓝妹妹 ...Smurfette.
我不明白 I don't understand.
让我解释 Oh, let me explain.
我们在超现实维度 We're in the surreal dimension.
由你的梦想和噩梦构成 It's made of your dreams and nightmares.
不 No.
感谢你的服务 Thank you for your service.
是时候清除宇宙中所有美好事物了 Time to rid the universe of all things good.
再见 小狗狗 Bye-bye, puppies.
再见 小雏菊 Ciao, daisies.
他做到了 He's done it.
他正在吸走宇宙中所有的善良 He's sucking all of the goodness out of the universe.
什么鬼 What the shell?
放了欢乐 嗯 Release Jaunty! Huh?
我们不会让这发生的 拉扎巫 We're not gonna let this happen, Razamel.
谁能阻止我 And just who is going to stop me?
你么 You?
你什么都不是 You are nothing!
我不是蓝无名小卒 I'm not nothing.
那你是谁 Oh? Then who are you?
我是...我是... I'm... I'm...
我就知道 That's what I thought.
你什么都不是 You're nobody.
蓝无名 No Name!
你能听到吗 Can you hear me?
你是谁 蓝无名 Who are you, No Name?
你是谁 Who are you?
对 是谁 Yeah, who?
我 我-我不知道 I, uh... I-I don't know.
你该继续做木履的 You should've just stuck to clog making.
坚持住 蓝无名 Stay with me, No Name.
求你了 Please.
你体内的魔力远超你的想象 You got more magic in you than you think.
你脑海里那个 That voice inside your head
说你不够好的声音 telling you you're not good enough?
那不是真正的你 That voice is not who you are.
我不知道我是谁 蓝爸爸 I don't know who I am, Papa.
而且我觉得我永远都不会知道 And I don't think I ever will.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
你善良又公正 You're kind and fair.
你的力量来自决心 You're strong because you're determined.
这点你很像罗恩 You remind me a lot of Ron in that way.
真的吗 怎么像 Really? How?
他坚韧不拔 He was resilient.
当罗恩被打倒时 When Ron got knocked down,
他会立刻站起来 he'd get right back up on his feet.
就像你一样 Just like you.
但罗恩知道自己是谁 他有专长 But Ron knew who he was. He had a thing.
一开始没有 Not at first.
有些蓝精灵需要更多时间找到专长 Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing.
而蓝无名...现在轮到你了 And, No Name... it's your time.
♪ La... la... la-la-la-la... ♪
什么 你在说什么 What? What are you saying?
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la... ♪
我知道我是谁了 I know who I am.
我们还没完 Hey! We're not done!
我受够你了 Oh, I've had just about enough of you!
蓝无名 No Name!
但-但怎么 But-But how?
你是谁 Who are you?
叫我 Call me
"专踢你大屁股的蓝精灵" I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna- Kick-Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf!
"专踢你大屁股的蓝精灵" Uh, The Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick- Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf?
不知道 我觉得挺带劲的 I don't know, I think it's got a bit of pizzazz.
你不喜欢对吧 You don't like it, do you?
我管你叫什么 I don't care what you call yourself!
一个蓝精灵对抗不了整个邪恶军团 One lone Smurf can't take on the whole evil enchilada!
这就是你和我的区别 拉扎巫 That's the difference between you and me, Razamel.
我不是一个人 I'm not alone.
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La, la, la... ♪
蓝妹妹... Smurfette...
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La, la, la-la-la ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la Sing a happy song ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la... ♪
为什么唱这难听的歌 Why are you singing that dreadful song?
因为我们是善良守护者 Because we are the Guardianeers of Good.
而且你拿了我们的东西 And I believe you have something of ours.
不 No!
不 住手 立刻停下 No, stop it! Stop this right now!
太神奇了 Amazing.
什么 What?
不 No!
等等 Wait.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
蓝妹妹 我命令你立刻帮我 Smurfette, I command you to help me at once!
你是邪恶巫师 永远都是 You're an evil wizard and always will be!
不对 我是谁由我决定 Not true. Who I am is up to me.
我说了算 I decide.
我是蓝精灵 I am a Smurf.
我们或许渺小 或许可爱 We may be small, we may be adorable,
但别把善良当软弱 but don't mistake our kindness for weakness.
因为善良终将胜利 Because kindness always wins.
团结在蓝精灵精神下 Unite in Smurfitude!
不 我的书 No! My books!
它们不再邪恶了 They're not evil anymore!
恰恰恰 Cha-cha-cha!
真棒 Ooh! That's good.
大家 Oh. Hey, everybody.
我恨你 Oh, I hate you.
我知道 I know.
谢谢你 蓝无名 Thank you, No Name.
我是说...你刚才自称什么来着 I mean... what did you call yourself again?
"专踢你大屁股的蓝精灵" I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick- Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf.
你说得对 真糟糕 You're right. Terrible.
我能想出更好的 I can beat that.
等等 Wait!
"踢踢...蓝精灵"怎么样 What about Kick... ...Smurf?
"踢踢"... Uh, Kick...
...蓝精灵绝对不合适 ...Smurf is definitely inappropriate.
幸好音效蓝精灵在这儿 You're lucky Sound Effect Smurf is here.
抱歉 我不知道... Sorry. I don't know what the...
...我在想什么 ...I was thinking.
我说了"蓝精灵" Hey! I said "Smurf."
知道吗 或许我就叫魔法蓝精灵吧 You know, maybe I'll stick with Magic Smurf.
这-这名字更顺耳 It-It's got a nicer ring to it.
很经典 It's classic.
孩子...你配得上这个名字 Kid... you earned your name.
为魔法蓝精灵欢呼 Give it up for Magic Smurf!
魔法蓝精灵 这名字太合适了 Magic Smurf! That makes so much sense.
怎么会这样 How did this happen?
因为你对抗的是善良守护者 You came up against the Guardianeers of Good.
这是为了罗恩 This is for Ron.
你打偏了 白痴 是吗 You missed me, idiot. Did I?
不 不 No! No!
帮帮我 亲爱的哥哥 Help me, dear brother!
我...我... I... I...
爱你 love you.
真有趣 你现在终于能说出口了 Funny how you're finally able to say it now.
那阿兹猫呢 How about Azrael?
你对我亲爱的猫咪伙伴有什么感想 How do you feel about my precious feline associate?
他也有感情的 你知道 He has feelings, you know.
我爱你 阿兹猫 I love you, Azrael.
用阿兹猫最爱的流行歌手 In the immortal words of Azrael's favorite pop crooner
兼社会煽动者乔纳森·马西斯的不朽名言： and social provocateur, Jonathan Mathis,
"太多 太少 太迟" "too much, too little, too late".
不 不 No! No!
你们都会付出代价 You will all pay!
这次报复行动相当成功 Well, that was quite the successful spite mission.
我走了 I'm off.
是拉扎巫 It's Razamel!
有人说了...罗恩 Did somebody say... Ron?
是罗恩 It's Ron!
从大家脸上的笑容来看 Judging by the smile on everyone's face, looks like
善良守护者搞定了 the Guardianeers of Good took care of business.
这些蓝精灵完全胜任了任务 These Smurfs were more than up to the task.
而且是用自己的方式 And they did it their own way.
罗恩 我以为你死翘翘了 Ron! I thought you were a goner!
如果你说死翘翘是指我被困在 Well, if by goner, you mean I was stuck
第十维度 in the tenth dimension
被各种版本的恶龙看守 guarded by every variation of vicious dragon
在所有可能的宇宙变体中 in every possible variation of the universe
那你说对了 我确实翘了 then you'd be right. I was a goner.
所以 过去一百零六年我错过了什么 So, what did I miss in the last 106 years?
这要看情况 Well, that depends.
你是以线性方式思考时间 Are you thinking about time in a linear fashion
还是作为一系列扁平循环 or as a series of flat circles?
什么 Uh... What?
没错 Exactly.
我们离开这儿回家如何 What do you say we get out of here and head back home,
那里生活美好 事情不会让我们太烧脑 where life is good and things don't crunch our brain so much.
听起来很蓝精灵 That sounds pretty Smurfy to me.
♪ 宝贝 你知道我的价值吗 ♪ ♪ Ooh, baby, do you know What I'm worth? ♪
♪ 天堂就在人间♪ ♪ Ooh, heaven is a place On Earth ♪
♪带你进入更高的爱♪ ♪ Take you up To a higher love ♪
亲爱的蓝精灵们 My dear Smurfs,
我们不再躲藏 we will no longer hide away from the world.
只要需要行动 Whenever we're called to action,
我们就会出现 we'll be there.
因为我们团结更强大 Because we're stronger together!
♪带你进入更高的爱♪ ♪ Take you up To a higher love ♪
♪更高的爱♪ ♪ Higher love ♪
♪我要把天堂送到你家门口♪ ♪ I'ma bring heaven straight to your doorstep ♪
♪这就是极乐 宝贝 来崇拜吧♪ ♪ It's all nirvana, baby Come and adore it ♇
♪我会是你唯一需要的人♪ ♪ I'ma be the only one That you're needing ♪
♪我会给你一些东西 男孩 让你去相信♪ ♪ I'll give you something, boy For you to believe in ♪
♪保持高昂 那种振动 生死攸关 你的救赎♪ ♪ Keep it high, that vibration Live or die, your salvation ♪
♪保持向上 向上 向上 保持向上 向上 向上♪ ♪ Keep it up, up, up Keep it up, up, up ♪
♪更高的爱♪ ♪ Higher love ♪
永远永远的好朋友... Best friends forever and ever...
救救我 Help me!
乔尔 乔尔 Joel! Joel!
休息时间结束了 乔尔 Break time's over, Joel.
我们和那些蓝精灵还有账要算 We have unfinished business with those Smurfs.
没错 Yeah!
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