电话 Telephone
(引燃)
打给我 Calling me
是谁在你脑子里塞满了废话 Who put all that shit in your head?
不停地说 Saying things
不停地讲 Telling things
直到你崩溃 Till you break
肮脏的水 Filthy water
开始冒泡 Bubbles up
是谁在你脑子里塞满了废话 Who put all the shit in your head?
(灵感来自播客《火虫》)
(出品方:真相播客集团)
烟火寻凶 第一季第五集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
(混乱 一种极度混乱或无序的状态)
嘿 古德森 Hey... Gudsen.
嘿 醒醒 Hey, wake up.
唷 古德森 Yo, Gudsen.
调查员古德森 Investigator Gudsen?
史蒂文伯克队长 Captain Steven Burke,
哥伦比亚市局的 Columbia Metro.
今晚辛苦了 Long night, huh?
熬夜而已 Just been burning the oil.
你有何贵干 Can I help you with something?
有 我今天上午要跟恩格哈特指挥开个会 Yeah. I have a meeting with Commander Englehart this morning.
想在这里喝杯咖啡 得拍谁的马屁啊 Who has a guy gotta blow to get a cup of coffee around here, huh?
- 这就去弄 队长 - 好 多谢 - On it, Captain. - All right. Thank you so much.
我... I, uh...
好 Okay.
对了 啊 Yeah. Ah!
(米歇尔考尔德伦 警探)
对了 谢谢你叫醒我 我今天要开好长的路 Just appreciate the wake up by the way. I got a long drive ahead of me.
开车啊 Drive, huh?
对 Yep.
我要去莱顿参加纵火案调查员会议 I got this Arson Investigator Conference out in Leighton.
算是日常工作中的一次小假期吧 A little escape from the everyday.
假期 Escape?
不管辖区里的两位纵火犯大烧特烧了 From two arsonists burning your jurisdiction to the fucking ground?
考尔德伦呢 And how about Calderone?
她跟你一起去吗 She'd be joining you?
- 不 - 不去啊 - No. - No.
很好 Great.
至少有人留在工作岗位上 Well, I mean, at least someone's working.
是啊 Yeah.
伯克队长 Captain Burke?
我们要开会 We have a meeting in the books?
没有 我... No. I, uh...
我正好在附近 所以... I was in the neighborhood. So...
来我办公室吧 Come on down to my office.
你要不要... Oh, you wanna...
队长 把这杯咖啡打包带走 Wanna take this coffee to go, Captain?
我从不碰那东西 I never touch the stuff.
- 你和古德森认识很久了 - 是的 - So you and Gudsen go back a ways, huh? - We do.
是吗 那... Oh, yeah? That's...
天啊 Wow.
真不错 That's nice.
漂亮 Beautiful.
(指挥)
那么... And, so, uh...
如果他调查不出结果 If he's not getting results,
你愿意支持他到什么程度 how far are you willing to back him?
你手下的考尔德伦 在跟他一起调查呢 所以... Well, your girl Calderone is right in there with him, so...
确实 对 但考尔德伦可是个英雄 She is, yeah. Except Calderone is a fucking hero.
所以...对 So... yeah.
我会永远支持她 I will back her all day.
这办公室真不错 哈维 Oh, this is nice, Harvey.
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
打造成这样 你用了多久 How long did it take you to build all this?
我想得用一辈子吧 A lifetime, I would imagine.
如果你支持了错的人 这一切可能在一瞬间被夺走 Well, it could all be taken away in seconds if you back the wrong filly.
你被克里根当枪使呢吧 You're Kerrigan's attack dog, right?
- 不是 - 还有其他功能 - Uh, no. - Among other things?
没有...我只是个... Nah, no. I'm just a, uh...
部门里忠诚的战士 a loyal soldier to... ...to the Department.
如今收脏钱的人都叫这个名号 That what they call bagmen these days?
- 哈维 知道我听说了你的什么事吗 - 我不在乎 - You know what I heard about you, Harvey? - Couldn't give less of a fuck.
祝你今天愉快 You have a good day.
- 珍 - 好 - Jane? - Okay.
请把第七消防站的接管报告 Why don't you go ahead and give me those acquisition reports
交给我 谢谢 on House seven, please?
好 Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
(仅限员工进入)
我称之为客服三角 I call it the triangle of customer service,
因为我们都需要更努力一点 让顾客有宾至如归的感觉 because we all need to try a little harder to make our customers feel like family.
所以我要强调清洁 礼貌 仪表 That's why I'll stress cleanliness, politeness, appearance.
这几点最重要 Those things matter most.
你一定是法萨诺先生吧 You must be Mr. Fasano.
我能叫你弗雷迪吗 Can I call you Freddy?
我叫德文 弗雷迪 新来的经理 I'm Dev, Freddy. Your new manager.
我没得到这份工作 I didn't get the job?
我正在跟大家讲仪表的重要性 I was just talking to these folks about the importance of appearance.
你要不要戴一顶帽子 How do you feel about a hat?
不要 会痒 Nah. It itches.
试着戴一天吧 看看明天感觉如何 Well, let's give it a day and see how we feel tomorrow.
- 嗨 - 你有笔吗 - Hey. - You got a pen?
有 怎么了 Yeah, why?
古德森的老搭档 埃兹拉埃斯波西托的年金支票 Gudsen's old partner Ezra Esposito's annuity checks are sent to
会寄到科拉莱斯的 北加内特街1175号 第65格 1175 North Garnet, Slot 65, in Corrales.
“格” "Slot"?
就是这么写的 That's what it says.
谢了 队长 Thanks, Captain.
昨天还叫我“史蒂文”呢 Yesterday it was "Steven."
别想太多 I wouldn't read too much into it.
我得走了 I gotta run.
别用枪打别人的老二 Don't shoot anyone in the dick.
嗨 孩子 Hey. Kid.
你还好吗 You good?
- 怎么了 - 大卫在屋里吗 - What's up? - Is Dave in there?
不在 大卫怎么会在 No. Why would Dave be in there?
因为你在跟他上床 Because you're fucking him.
他把你写进书里了 - Whoa. - You're in his book.
好吧 你怎么知道写的是我 Okay. How do you know it's me?
你被描写得非常生动形象 You're graphically described.
该死 不会吧 Oh, fuck no.
什么 所以你没在跟他上床 What? So, you're not sleeping with him?
没有啊 No!
绝对没有 Abso-fucking-lutely not!
就是...我讨厌这地方 It's just... I hate this place.
听着 你想跟我聊不合群或者别的什么 Look, you wanna talk to me about not fitting in or anything,
就联系我吧 hit me up.
你会好好的 You'll be okay.
嘿 我该怎么弄一本大卫的书看 Yo, how do I get a copy of Dave's book?
我可以隔空投送发给你 I can Airdrop it to you.
(B 乔伊)
(面料 配件 伯纳黛特 手工与缝纫用品)
(怀尔伍德)
雷丁顿县消防局的肯马多克斯 隶属于纵火调查组 Ken Maddox of the Reddington County Fire Department was the Arson Unit.
他被广泛认为是美国西部 甚至可能是全美 Widely regarded as the preeminent arson investigator in the Western United States,
最杰出的纵火调查员 if not the whole country,
肯马多克斯有一种轻松自如的掌控力 Ken Maddox had an effortless command
这使他成为县里的一笔财富 以至于人们不得不容忍他的态度 that made him such an asset to the county that they had to put up with his attitude.
因为肯马多克斯对蠢货的容忍度 并不比对纵火犯的高 Because Ken Maddox did not suffer fools any more than he suffered arsonists.
他的才智与天生的英俊相得益彰 His intellect was matched only by his natural good looks.
他的下巴轮廓分明 犹如岩石雕琢而成 His jaw was chiseled and hewn from rock.
他的头发浓密而茂盛 His hair was thick and plentiful.
电话是在午夜之后打来的 It was after midnight when the call came in.
肯马多克斯离开了在他床上熟睡的美女 Ken Maddox left the beautiful woman asleep in his bed
准备抓捕 and got ready to hunt down the man
烧毁全城半数超市的纵火犯 responsible for burning half the grocery stores in town.
带上格洛克手枪 戴好雷丁顿消防局的徽标 Armed with his glock and his Reddington FD badge,
马多克斯来到案发现场 准备接管指挥权 Maddox arrived at the scene ready to take command.
警方依赖他的专业意见 The police looked to him for guidance.
他们知道 只有他 能理解变态纵火犯的心理 They knew that only he could unlock the twisted mind of the arsonist.
肯马多克斯所谓的上级... Ken Maddox's supposed superiors...
认为他需要一个搭档来侦破薯片纵火案 ...decided he needed a partner to solve the Potato Chip Fires.
他对这个安排感到极为不爽 直到他听见办公室外的敲门声 He resented this until he heard a knock at his office door.
他的新搭档走了进来 In walked his new partner,
一位美艳的尤物 一头乌黑发亮的秀发 宛如乌鸦的羽毛般闪耀 a drop-dead bombshell whose hair shone the blue black of a raven...
有着帝王玉般颜色的眼睛 ...with eyes the color of imperial jade.
这样的女人他愿意指导... This was a woman he could mentor--
直到她羽翼丰满 ...wing until she blossomed,
成为一名出色的火灾调查员 和一个性感女人 真正地... both as a fire investigator and as a sexual being... who simply...
(奥灵顿 驾驶执照 埃兹拉埃斯波西托)
你好 埃兹拉 Hello, Ezra.
你在看什么呢 What are you looking at?
混蛋 Motherfucker...
- 给 - 谢谢 - There you go. - Thank you.
- 来自那个赛区 - 是 好 - From the Division? - Yeah. Okay.
是 你也知道业余联赛嘛 比赛一直都挺激烈 Yeah. If you know how beer league is, it's always... it's always tough.
也总是挺混乱的 It's always hectic.
但他打出一记本垒打 But he hit a home run.
(海沃斯套房)
- 他才没有呢 吉姆 - 有 他很厉害 - No he didn't. Jim? - Well, yeah. He's really good.
天啊 他是大人物 他... Wow, he's a big deal. He's...
- 多谢 拿到了 - 拿好了 - Thanks a lot. Got 'em. - Got 'em?
来 干杯 贾格 干了 Come on, let's go, Jag! Let's go!
- 老师 - 教授 - Teach! - Professor.
庆祝什么呢 What are we celebrating?
我订婚了 I just got engaged!
嘿 所以到底在庆祝什么 Hey, what are we celebrating?
真好 恭喜 贾格 真替你高兴 That's great. Congratulations, Jag! Very happy for you.
大卫 谢谢... Thank you, Dave. Thank you.
天啊 Wow.
齐布尔斯基和他那帮人在干吗 What's up with Cybulski and his crew, huh?
是团队 不是“那帮人” Posse. Not a crew. He has a posse.
(多切斯特消防局)
那群人是三个团队之一 And that group's like one of three.
他们会在全城巡逻 确保我们不会 重蹈去年的覆辙 They're gonna patrol the whole town, make sure we don't have a repeat of last year.
我们开会的时候那些火灾... All those fires when we had the convention in--
是 我记得 但我们不在弗兰克纳 Yeah. I remember. But we're not in Francona.
但如果真是我们的人干的呢 But what if it was one of us?
你不是真这么想吧 You don't really believe that, do ya?
不知道 如果是呢 I don't know. What if he was?
那他就是在嘲笑我们 Then he was laughing at us.
他们要将纵火犯当场抓获吗 So they're gonna catch him in the act?
就凭齐布尔斯基那95的智商 Cybulski and his IQ of 95?
对 就是这么计划的 Yeah. That's the plan.
没人想再被羞辱一次 No one wants to be fucking humiliated again.
这里有人吗 This open?
你的微笑很有磁性 You've got a magnetic smile.
你醉了 You're drunk.
谁没醉呢 Who isn't?
你是什么人 So what are you?
消防员 Firefighter?
警官 Police officer?
下班的酒保 Off-duty bartender?
纵火案调查员 Arson investigator.
你呢 And you?
保险理赔员 Insurance adjuster.
那么... So...
那么我们还要这么做多久 So, how long are we going to keep doing this?
做什么 Doing what?
拉扯啊 直到你提起你老婆... Going back and forth until you mention your wife...
或者我提起我老公 ...or I mention my husband.
我想再来个30秒吧 I was thinking another 30 seconds...
请你喝一杯 Buy you a drink?
为什么 Why?
因为这可能是建立在相互尊重基础上的 长久友谊的开端 Because this could be the start of a long friendship built on mutual respect.
我不缺朋友 I got enough friends.
那就当我们是两个陌生人 How about we're just two strangers
碰巧在一家破卡拉OK吧里 坐在了一起 如何 who happened to sit next to each other at a shitty karaoke bar?
这两位陌生人会聊些什么呢 And what do these strangers talk about?
什么都行 Anything.
好 Okay.
是的 Yeah.
然后他们又回到各自的生活中 Then they go back to their separate lives.
没有任何影响 - Zero repercussions. - Hmm...
要打烊了 你来吗 Uh, we're closing out. You coming?
来 Yeah.
- 我得走了 - 好 - I gotta go. - Okay.
- 好了 - 好吧 - Okay. - All right.
我叫里芭 I'm Reba.
我叫大卫 I'm Dave.
好 Okay.
马多克斯第一次吻她脖子侧面时 When Maddox kissed her for the first time on the side of her neck,
她立刻就湿了 she was instantly wet.
去你的 Oh, fuck off.
马多克斯不需要... Maddox didn't need a--
混蛋 Prick.
嗨 Hey.
别羞愧 Don't be ashamed.
人们经常跟踪别人被发现 People blow tails all the time.
怎么 你是私家侦探 What? You private?
该死 见鬼 Ah, fuck. Shit.
此事会不会和一个叫大卫古德森的混蛋 This have anything to do with a motherfucker named Dave Gudsen
碰巧有关 by any chance?
为什么这么说 Why would you say that?
你跟我的工作一样 Oh, you're me.
你和我不一样 当然肯定也没跟我睡 I mean, you're not fucking me. I mean, you're definitely not fucking me.
但情况可能会改变的 谁知道呢 对吧 I mean, but things could change, you never know, right?
总是可以抱希望的嘛 Hope springs eternal.
但你是被派来配合 恩伯兰纵火案调查员的市局警察 对吗 But you're the metro cop assigned to the Umberland arson investigator, right?
见鬼 这以前是我的工作 Shit. That used to be my job.
我想这里法律规定 驾车时车内不得放开瓶的酒 They got open container laws around here, I presume.
是 这里的法律规定多着呢 Oh, yeah. They got all kinds of laws around here.
嘿 不如你坐上来吧 Hey, why don't you just hop on over here? Huh?
我有一袋小伏特加 是我跟一位性感小空姐交往时弄来的 I got a bag of vodka nips when I was dating this hot little flight attendant.
但别担心 我们不是那种专一的关系 But don't worry, we weren't exclusive or anything.
埃斯波西托先生 Mr. Esposito.
埃兹拉 Ezra.
或埃兹波 有时候氛围到了 Or Espo. Or sometimes, under the right circumstances,
- 叫我埃兹就好 - 我本想问关于你搭档的事 - Ez. - I came to ask you about your partner.
我可能会留下来处理你的犯罪行为 I might stay to deal with your goddamn criminal activity.
好吧 慢着...一件一件慢慢来 亲 好吗 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One thing at a time, honey, okay?
好吗 你想了解大卫的什么事 All right? So what do you want to know about Dave?
你怎么看他这个人 What's your opinion of him?
我通常引以为傲的是 Well, you know I usually pride myself
不在女士面前说脏话 on refraining from profanity around the ladies.
但说到他我必须说脏话 这个乱伦的 像肛门脓包一样的人渣 But not with this aunt-fucking, anal abscess of a human being
这家伙就该被挖掉眼睛 剁掉蛋蛋 who should have his eyes plucked out and his balls cut off
然后扔进一碗感染了性病的饮料里 and tossed in a punch bowl full of chlamydia.
好吧 Oh, okay.
- 信息量有点大 - 如果他在说我的坏话 - That's a lot to process. - And if he's talking smack about me,
我跟你讲 我一定会揍他 I'm telling you, he's gonna get got.
把车熄火 Turn your car off.
我手上有确凿的影像证据 证明你参与了用色情片复仇的计划 I have visual evidence of you participating in a revenge porn scheme.
给我把车熄火 Turn your goddamn car off.
你把我这个艺术家 错误地当成了变态 好吗 You're confusing an artist here with a pervert, okay?
不过这是心胸狭隘之人常犯的错误 Not an uncommon mistake made by the small-minded though.
放心 我不是心胸狭隘之人 I assure you I'm not.
但这是什么 But what's this?
- “爱神工作室” - 是的 - "Lovegod Studios Inc."? - That's right. That's right.
如果你想要给自己拍一段 If you want exquisite, high-quality digital video
精致 高画质的性爱录像 of yourself having carnal relations,
灯光讲究 取景精准又不失品位... with superior lighting and precise, yet tasteful angles...
找埃兹拉埃斯波西托就对了 ...Ezra Esposito's your guy.
我的佣金高吗 那是一定的 Am I expensive? Oh, you bet your ass.
值得吗 太值了 但请不要用支票付款 Am I worth it? Damn straight. But no checks please.
你应该知道 You do realize that
现在关于用色情片复仇 和偷窥的法律已经越来越严了 the revenge porn and voyeurism laws are getting pretty intense nowadays.
首先 你没有逮捕令 First off, you don't have a warrant.
其次 这事也不归你管 Secondly, this ain't your jurisdiction.
最后 这不是复仇色情片 And, lastly, it wasn't revenge porn, okay?
是这哥们送给老婆的圣诞礼物 The man's giving it to his wife for Christmas.
好 行吧 Okay. All right.
你今年为自己的心上人选礼物了吗 And have you... Have you shopped for your special someone this year already?
跟我说说 你为什么这么讨厌此人 Tell me why you hate this man so much.
因为他害我被炒了 就是这样 'Cause he got me fired, that's why.
纯粹出于怨恨 别无缘由 For no goddamn reason except spite.
我可喜欢我的工作了 And I liked my job.
- 你用枪射中了自己的脚 - 不 我真的是被陷害的 - You literally shot yourself in the foot. - No, no. I was literally set up.
他为什么陷害你 Why would he set you up?
因为我知道他是个纵火犯 就是这个原因 'Cause I know he's an arsonist, that's why.
你也知道 And you know it too.
- 抱歉 久等了 - 它是... - Sorry about the wait. - It went as, um...
超级鸡肉套餐 请慢用 Chicken plus combo. Enjoy.
想来点什么 What can I get you?
你好吗 How you doing?
很好 想来点什么 Good. What can I get you?
法式烤面包条和... Uh, French toast sticks and, uh...
卡津风味的炸薯块 some Cajun tots.
还要别的吗 Anything else?
再来杯咖啡 And a cup of coffee.
咖啡 Coffee.
好 一共16.95美元 现金还是刷卡 All right. That'll be 16.95. Cash or card?
好 刷卡 亲爱的 Okay. Card, honey.
可以刷了 You can swipe when you're ready.
要发票吗 Do you need a receipt?
不要 宝贝 我不要发票 No, baby. I don't need no receipt.
弗雷迪 你最喜欢这份工作的哪个方面 What do you like most about the job, Freddy?
你为什么想当经理 Why do you wanna be a manager?
我跟你讲 他给扳机动了手脚 I'm telling you, he changed the trigger.
他给我的扳机动了手脚 因为原来扳机拉力一直是2.7公斤 He changed out my trigger because the pull was always six pounds.
我喜欢的力度 然后我事后一测 The way I like it. And then when I measured it after,
不到1.4公斤 it was less than three.
是 但按理说 在瞄准目标前 Mmm, yeah, but you never place your finger on the trigger
手指绝对不能放在扳机上 until you've acquired the target.
哥们 这是最基本的规则 就是... Man, that's the most basic fucking rule, like...
有人跟你说过 骂人是一种有魅力的品质吗 Somebody once tell you that scolding was an attractive quality?
- 因为... - 好了 为什么... - 'Cause it's... - All right. Why...
你为什么认为他是个纵火犯 Why do you think he's an arsonist?
从这里开始讲吧 Let's start there.
正确的地点 正确的时间 Right place, right time.
太多次了 Too many times.
报警电话打进来 你猜谁已经在附近了 A call comes in. Guess who's already in the neighborhood?
现场已经烧得面目全非 Scene's burnt to a mother-loving crisp.
你猜是谁找到了起火点 Guess who sniffs out the point of origin?
所以... So...
他很擅长这份工作 Good at his job.
擅长这份工作 Good at his job?
我亲眼看到那个混蛋找到一个2.5厘米长 I witnessed that douchebag find an inch-long incendiary device
点燃灌木丛的燃烧装置 不是一次 两次 that started a brush fire not once, not twice,
而是整整17次 but 17 motherfucking times.
- 好吧 可是... - 这个人 - Okay, but... - That's not a guy
- 不是擅长找东西 - 是 - who's good at finding shit. - Yes.
而是当初就是他把东西放在那里的 That's a guy who put the shit there in the first fucking place.
但你没法证明 埃兹拉 But you are not proving it, Ezra.
好 你有更好的理论吗 说说看 All right. Have you got better? Do tell.
我洗耳恭听 来吧 I'm... I'm all ears. Come on.
这个混蛋在写一本书 This motherfucker's writing a book.
你说什么 Fucking scuse me?
讲一名纵火案调查员 追查一位纵火犯的故事 It's about an arson investigator hunting down an arsonist.
显然是基于大卫调查过的纵火案写的 Clearly based on fires that Dave has worked.
- 或他放的 - 也许吧 - Or set. - That part.
但是当然了 他总是可以说“纯属虚构” But then, of course, he can always claim it's "just fiction."
是的 Yep.
所以现在我们只能怀疑 So, as of now, all we got is supposition.
是 Yeah.
你知道法官最爱听怀疑了 You know how much judges love that shit.
重点是要做计划 要有组织 Point is, you plan. You organize.
要努力控制自己的环境 You try to control your environment.
这就说明控制都是徒劳的 That says there is no control.
火是不会被时间表或电脑演示文稿控制的 You cannot contain that with a schedule or a PowerPoint presentation.
这个说明:“你的秩序碰上我的混乱 That says, "Your order, meet my chaos.
我的混乱会赢” And my chaos wins."
除非你的计划胜过混乱 Unless your plan is better than chaos.
请看各位的座位下面 Please look under your seats.
非常必要的是 It is essential
永远要有... to always have
一个计划 a plan.
然而 没有一个计划能战胜混乱 And yet, no plan beats chaos.
我看到你趁没人注意的时候 把一个装置扔到里面了 Saw you drop a device in there when you thought no one was looking.
你在耍小把戏之前 有先关掉上方灯光吗 Did you turn off the overheads before your little stunt?
这些火都是受控的 Those fires were under control.
我以为你说控制都是徒劳的 I thought there was no control.
说混乱会获胜 I thought chaos wins.
作为开场白 我试图做在给“火”下定义 What I am trying to do, as preamble, is define fire.
火是燃烧过程中 由于氧化而释放出的热和光 Fire is the release of heat and light due to oxidation during combustion.
好 定义完了 There, it's defined.
你有数据或实用技巧要讨论吗 Now do you have any data or practical techniques to discuss?
因为你与其说 是在向我们讲述事实 不如说 Because you're not so much telling us things, as conflating fire,
是在把火这种非人格化的自然力量 与孩子衣柜里的怪物混为一谈 which is an impersonal elemental force, with the monster in a child's closet.
这是你的看法 Yeah, that's your opinion.
或许要是你用科学方法 而不是那些法医档案里的心理呓语 Maybe if you'd use science, not forensic-files-psycho-babble,
你就能找到过去两年里 在你辖区纵火的那些家伙的线索了 you'd have some leads on the guys torching your jurisdiction over the past two years.
我... I... Well, I...
就个人而言 同行评审和... Personally, peer-to-peer review and...
沟通 是我来做这次演示的两个主要原因 communication are two of the main reasons why I offer this presentation.
或许是你喜欢自己说话的声音吧 Or maybe because you like the sound of your own voice.
大卫依然很有魅力 Dave still charming?
我觉得算不上 但他还算讨人喜欢 Not sure I'd go that far, but he's likable somehow.
讨人喜欢 Likable?
这虚伪的混蛋让我浑身起疹子 Oh, that phony prick gave me hives.
小心点 别被他迷惑了 Careful, don't let him in your head.
得了 Oh, please.
世上像大卫这种人多的是 World's full of Daves.
平庸无能的废物 觉得理应享有一切好处 These mediocre nothings who feel they're owed the spoils
只因为自己是白人男性 'cause they're born male and pale.
一旦生活不如意 And once things don't work out for baby,
这位“宝贝”就要烧掉整个该死的世界 baby tries to burn the whole goddamn world down.
这种人不可能迷惑到我 That's not the kinda guy that gets in my head.
你小瞧他了 Well, you're taking him too lightly.
完全没有 Not at all.
他该死的暴脾气伤人 His goddamn tantrums hurt people.
那不是暴脾气 Those aren't tantrums.
你懂的 You know what I mean.
你不了解大卫 You don't know Dave.
嘿 姐妹 能给我来三杯 龙舌兰酒吗 一杯接一杯上 Hey, uh, can I get three shots of Cuervo, my sister? Back to back.
她要开车 She's, uh... She's driving.
嘿 对了 你有白粉吗 Hey. By the way, you... you, psst ...you got blow on ya?
拜托 哥们 我是警察 Come on, man. I'm a cop.
是 我以前也是 这是一份工作 不是道德上的重生 放松点 Yeah, so was I. It's a job not a moral rebirth. Relax.
全城都没有白粉 Whole town's bone dry.
天啊 我好怀念可以进证物室的日子 God, I miss having access to an evidence room.
你错过了我的演示 - You missed my presentation. - Mmm.
燃烧痕迹那里讲得太久 Burn patterns went long.
我得去接电话 And I had to take a call.
工作的还是私人的 Work or personal?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
他令你幸福吗 Does he make you happy?
我爱他 I love him.
关系不错 It works.
我们相处得不错 We work.
但你不幸福 But you're not happy.
有人幸福吗 Is anyone?
当然有 Sure.
小孩子幸福 Kids.
狗狗 Dogs.
我可以继续举例 - I could go on. - Mmm.
谁也不能永远幸福 Can't be happy all the time.
也许最多就是满足吧 Maybe the best you can be is content.
此话怎讲 What does that even mean?
一直都还行 Just fine all of the time.
你相信这个 Do you believe that?
有人信 Some people do.
那这些人... And these people...
早上起床 刷牙 they wake up in the morning, they brush their teeth,
用不够强的水压冲个澡 然后感觉... take a shower with subpar water pressure and they feel...
- 还行 - 是的 - fine. - Uh-huh.
中午时分 他们吃着 湿哒哒的火鸡卷 和同事聊 Around noon, they eat a soggy turkey wrap and talk to their co-worker
那些永远不会去的“全包式度假” about all-inclusive vacations they'll never go on,
他们也会觉得还行 and they feel fine about that too?
是的 That's right.
然后下班回家 Then they go home.
我打赌 这时事情开始变得有趣 I bet that's where it starts to get really interesting.
清仓特卖的家居服 Clearance rack loungewear.
微波炉里的低热量晚餐 Low-calorie meal in the microwave.
- 然后他们照镜子 - 是 - And then they look in the mirror... - Yeah.
在心里默念:“还行” They think to themselves, "This is fine."
“我还行” "I'm just fine."
然后日复一日 年复一年 And it goes on like that all day, every day.
过完平庸 无聊的一生 直到死去 Just one long dial-tone till the day they die.
所以如果一切都还行 So, if it's all fine...
那活着和死了的区别是什么 what is the difference between being alive and being dead?
没区别 Nothing.
有些人喜欢一成不变 Some people, they like consistency.
你不是有些人 You are not some people.
你现在的狗狗呢 Where's your, uh, current one?
没了 我不养狗了 Uh, no more. No more dogs for me.
不养了 No?
所以你自以为了解自己的搭档 So you think you know your partner, huh?
我给你看个东西 Well, let me show you something.
这是我们一起共事一年后 This was after working together for a year.
他告诉我这是个入门仪式 Told me it was an initiation.
我根本没法再看一遍 I can't watch that shit again.
肯定是空的 Empty, for sure?
对 肯定 来吧 实现梦想 看这个世界烧掉 Yeah, for sure. Come on. Live the dream. Watch the world burn.
好耶 看这个世界烧掉 Fuck, yeah. Watch that world burn.
天啊 Oh, shit.
搞什么 The fuck?
嘿 你说里面是空的 Hey, you said it was empty.
该死的 Goddamn it.
天啊 见鬼 Goddamn. Fuck.
可恶 Oh, shit.
该死 Shit.
见鬼 Fuck.
搞什么 What the fuck?
嘿 Hey.
你这个变态 You sick fuck.
哥们 你搞什么啊 What the fuck did you do, man?
你有什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you?
大卫告诉我那地方是银行收回的房子 已经荒废好几个月了 Dave told me the place was a bank repo that had been abandoned for months.
但他知道 But he knew.
是的 Oh, yeah.
他知道 He knew.
他一直都知道 He knew all along.
- 你到不了啊 - 继续 别停 - This isn't happening. - Just keep going. Come on. Huh?
我们到床上去 Let's go into the bed.
为什么 Why?
我房间里有药 You know, I got a pill down in my room.
五年的婚姻 大卫 Five years of marriage, Dave.
你跟我做从来不需要吃药 You never needed a pill for me.
不是因为你 It's not you.
也许需要角色扮演 但从来...不需要吃药 Role-play, maybe. But never... Never a pill.
我分神了 I just got distracted.
为什么 By what?
我的演示 My presentation.
有个贱货打断我 Some bitch interrupted it.
她令你难堪了 She embarrassed you.
- 我以为你不在场 - 骗你的 - Thought you weren't there. - I lied.
我不想毁了我们这一晚 I didn't want to ruin our night.
我没感到难堪 I wasn't embarrassed.
你为什么不承认她惹毛了你 Why don't you just admit that she got under your skin?
她没惹毛我 She didn't.
你只是一个老派的男人 完全没有不安全感 You're just-You're just an old-school guy with zero insecurities.
这怎么能是我的错呢 How the hell is this my fault?
因为你的自我如此脆弱 以至于你的老二 Because your ego, it is so fragile that your dick,
光是因为一段 和女人意见不一致的记忆就痿了 it goes soft from the memory of a disagreement with a woman.
果然 There she is.
毕竟是我的前妻 There's my ex-wife.
你不如来翻翻旧账吧 Why don't you play the hits, huh?
接下来有请里芭丹尼尔斯带来 “愤怒的自恋狂” Next up from Reba Daniels is "Raging Narcissist."
我已经觉得不好玩了 This isn't fun for me anymore.
- 不好玩 - 对 - No? - No.
你该试试去追求中年妇女 You should try chasing around a middle-aged woman
假装她们依然拥有25岁的样貌 and pretending she still looks 25.
你真可悲 You're so small.
我出来前给我走人 Don't be here when I get out.
不... Oh. No, no, no. No.
谢谢 这是你的袋子 Thank you. Here's your bag.
祝你晚安 You have a good night.
嗨 你好 Hi. How are you?
谢谢 Thank you.
活见... Motherf...
该死 Oh, fuck.
你没死 You did not die.
天啊 God damn.
你没走啊 You stayed.
天啊 我懂你了 Oh, shit. I got you now.
我懂你 女朋友 I know you, girlfriend.
我太懂你了 I fucking know you.
你懂我 You know me?
你是个骑士 You're a knight.
你醉了 You're lit.
也许是吧 但你还是个骑士 Well, that may be, but you're still a knight.
因为你头戴头盔 身披铠甲 一本正经 'Cause you got the helmet, the armor and the stick up your ass,
但你不会丢下处境困难的人不管 but you don't leave people in the shit.
对 你不会 No, you don't.
你怎么想的 觉得我会窒息什么的 What'd you think? I was gonna aspirate or something?
- 是的 - 好吧 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我没窒息 Well, I didn't.
好了 朋友 All right, buddy.
记得去排肝脏移植 好吗 Well, just make sure you get on that, uh, liver transplant list, okay?
- 回头见 - 嘿 你去哪 - I'll see you later. - Hey, where are you going?
现在是白天了 It's daytime.
拜托 该死 等等 等一下 Oh, come on, come on. Oh, shit. Wait. Hold up.
别 等等... No, wait. Wait.
- 我跟你一起走 - 回屋去 - I'm-I'm coming with you. - Go inside.
你的脸都是绿的 哥们 待在室内吧 You're fucking green, man. Like, just stay inside.
该死...见鬼 Oh, fuck. Fuck. Shit.
该...可恶啊 Sh... Fucking shit.
听着 我有孩子 他们都讨厌我 Look, I-I got kids. And they hate me.
我有几个前妻 基本也一样 I got ex-wives. It's pretty much the same.
我也不记得最后一次交到的朋友了 Can't remember the last friend I made either.
知道我为什么会失去这一切吗 You know why I lost all that shit?
工作 The job.
对 工作 Yeah, the job.
那份工作 The job.
都是他害的 And he fucking took that from me.
我会找回公道 I'll balance the ledger.
听着 如果他认为你是个威胁 那一定已经找到你的弱点了 Listen, if he sees you as a threat, he already found your weakness.
喂 哈维 Yeah, Harv.
你那个纵火犯混蛋烧死了一对夫妻 Your asshole charbroiled a husband and wife.
用了六个牛奶桶 Used six milk jugs.
也不是在电车镇 大卫 And these weren't Trolley Town kills either, Dave.
是克劳福德的一对白人夫妻 It's a white couple in Crawford.
妻子是一位医生 The wife was a doctor.
克劳福德不在我们的辖区里 Crawford's not our jurisdiction.
我知道 Well, I'm aware of that.
也许是我们的纵火犯厌倦了 觉得你无能 抓不住他 Could be our arsonist grew so tired of your inability to catch him
所以去别的地方寻找更有实力的对手 that he traveled to find a more worthy adversary.
六个牛奶桶 Six milk jugs?
这对可怜的夫妻刚过完约会之夜 孩子在祖母家 所以... This fucking couple was on date night. The kids were with Grandma, so...
两个孩子没被这个混蛋烧死 纯属运气 Fuckwad didn't kill two kids just by sheer luck.
三个频道的7点新闻全都报道了 明白吗 It's led the seven o'clock, all three channels, okay?
克劳福德的纵火案调查人员想跟你聊聊 Crawford arson investigators wanna pick your brain
你尽快过去 马上 when you can get there, so get there.
也通知一下你的搭档 And fill your partner in.
好 Sure.
我会将他绳之以法的 哈维 I'll shut him down, Harv.
大卫 你还能说什么 Fuck else would you say, Dave?
今早的头条新闻 Our top story this morning.
(克劳福德可疑的大火导致两人死亡) A devastating house fire in Crawford has left two dead.
克劳福德一场毁灭性的房屋火灾 造成两人死亡
当局还在调查起火原因 Authorities are still investigating the cause of the blaze.
昨晚发生的火灾 The fire, which broke out last night,
引发了当地消防部门的大规模应对 has drawn a heavy response from local fire departments
并引起了附近居民的广泛关注与担忧 and raised concerns for nearby residents.
凯瑟琳史密斯在现场 Catherine Smith is on the scene.
- 谢谢你 罗伯特 - 六个桶啊 - Thank you, Robert... - Six fucking jugs.
...在克劳福德郊区 我身后的这栋房子... ...in the outskirts of Crawford, where this home behind me...
而且是离开自己的地盘放火 And you left your territory to do it.
...接到火警后赶到现场 消防员们... ...to the scene after receiving reports of a blaze, and firefighters...
这是私人恩怨啊 兄弟 It's personal, my man.
...防止火焰蔓延 ...prevent the blaze from spreading.
...不得而知 ...just never know.
桑德森夫妇 带着孙子吃完“开心果”冰淇淋后 The Sandersons didn't know when they took their grandson
一起走进了附近一家五金店 他们并不知道 into a hardware store after buying him a "stipachio" ice cream
那是小男孩和桑德森太太人生的最后一刻 两人再也没有走出那家店 that the boy and Mrs. Sanderson would never walk back out alive.
我将感受到天堂那甜蜜的光芒
自上而下照耀我
终有一天...我会感受到它
而且在任何人质疑火灾原因之前 And before anyone could ever question the cause of the fire,
他会宣布这是一起意外事故 这是他工作的一部分 he would, as part of his job, declare it an accident.
是电路故障 A fault in the electrical.
作为他工作的一部分 他会宣布这是一起意外事故 He would, as part of his job, declare it an accident.
是电路故障 A fault in the electrical.
当我重新站稳脚跟
我会再次昂首挺胸地走在那条街上
人们会再次看见我
会知道我很强大
噢
我不会爬行
天啊 快打911 Oh, my God. Someone call 911.
你看见是怎么回事了吗 Did you see what happened?
(B 乔伊)
天啊 Oh, my God.
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