《缘来一家人》前情提要 Previously on "Life Unexpected"
我要找奈特尼尔·巴斯勒 I'm looking for Nathaniel Bazile.
-我就是 -我是你的女儿 - Yeh, it's me. - I'm your daughter.
你和某人生了个孩子 你们不要她了 You, and someone had a kid. You gave up that kid.
我就是那孩子 I am that kid.
现在我在申请自立 And now I'm applying for emancipation.
从领养你的人那里吗 From the people who adopted you?
从寄养机构 From foster care.
凯特·卡希蒂是你的母亲 Cate Cassidy. That's your mom.
我是凯特·卡希蒂 I am Cate Cassidy.
我和瑞安五点就起床了 Ryan and I have been up since 5:00.
和平常一样 从六点开始拌嘴 And, as usual, arguing since 6:00.
-你要干嘛 -你愿意嫁给我吗 - What are you doing? - Will you marry me?
-干嘛 -这是莱克丝 - What? - Meet Lux,
咱们的女儿 our daughter.
你根本没提过我们有个孩子 You never even told me we've got a kid out there.
为什么我要说 Why would I?
你甚至都不承认她的存在 You wouldn't even admit that she existed.
天啊 这不是真的吧 Oh, my God. Tell me this didn't happen.
是真的 还两次呢 Oh, it happened. Twice.
你明天就16岁了 I see you turn 16 tomorrow.
你来这干什么 What are you doing here?
他们是 我的亲生父母 Uh, they're, um, my birth parents.
我不会批准你的申请 I am not granting you emancipation.
你将暂时由他们共同监护 I'm releasing you back into their temporary joint custody.
谁要来玩乒乓啤酒游戏 Who wants to play some Slit Jump Beer Ball?
杰米和我在乒乓啤酒赛中所向披靡 Jamie and I are challenging anyone of Beer Pong Competition.
什么东西烧起来了 What's burning?
莱克丝的早餐 Lux's breakfast.
看看它变成什么模样了 What's left of it.
还有谁看着菜谱 Who doesn't know how to follow a recipe
都做不成法式吐司的 for French toast?
社工明天就要来了 Social worker's coming tomorrow.
我这个不懂烧菜的妈妈 Do moms that don't know how to cook
能获准领养她吗 get approved to be foster parents?
好了 把它放下 I-- hey. Put that down.
不要担心 好吗 会批准的 Don't worry, okay? You're gonna get approved.
你非常了不起 这房子也达标了 You're awesome. The house is up to code.
我已经基本建好阁楼了 I'm almost done fixing up the attic.
你肯定能够通过检查 You'll, uh, you'll pass the inspection.
那么贝斯呢 What about Baze?
是吧 Right?
法官赋予我和他共同监护权 Cause the judge gave us joint custody,
所以不管社工是来拜访还是视察 so pending this home visit or inspection, whatever.
我和他必须同时获得批准 I mean, we both have to get approved.
万一他没通过呢 What if he doesn't?
我还是不习惯你的发型 You know, I still can't get over that hair.
我知道 别人以为是巫师给我剪的呢 I know. It's like my hairdresser was psychic.
她知道我有孩子了 She knew I got a kid.
于是剪了个足球妈妈的样子 She made me a soccer mom. 足球妈妈 花很多时间带孩子参加活动的典型中产阶级母亲
性感的足球妈妈 A hot soccer mom. 足球妈妈 花很多时间带孩子参加活动的典型中产阶级母亲
但很蠢 Hot but dumb.
付出总会有收获 我保证 Look, for what it's worth, I approve.
而且我们订婚之事 And our being engaged will, uh...
肯定也会有积极影响的 definitely help,
虽然你没有戴着订婚戒指 even though you're not wearing your ring.
谢了 Thank work.
有没想过 要是当初我们节目没坚持 You ever wish our show wasn't predicated
把你说成个无忧无虑的单身汉 on you being a carefree bachelor
而我是个疯疯癫癫的剩女就好了 and me being cripplingly single?
说到节目 我们要迟到了 Uh, speaking of which, we're going to be late.
好吧 Oh, okay.
亲爱的 Hey, there.
早安 Morning.
我和瑞安现在要去电台了 Um, we're heading down to the station now,
不过我已经倒好了麦片 but I put some cereal out.
准备好了你午餐的钱 Uh, there's money for lunch.
还有一张纸条 Oh, there's a note
上面有我单位和手机的号码 with my number at work and my cell.
有需要的话 So, if you need anything,
就打电话给我 you just-- you call me.
好的 Okay.
-等一下 -怎么了 - Wait. - Huh?
我怎么去学校 How am I getting to school?
你 是不是醉了 Are... you drunk?
什么 当然没有 What? No.
我没有醉 我只是 I'm not. I'm just, uh--
我很高兴你能打来 I'm happy to hear from you.
好吧 让你开车送莱克丝上学 Okay, well, uh, how happy would you be
你又会有多高兴呢 about driving Lux to school?
没有问题 你的话就是圣旨 Yes. Sure. Whatever you want.
真的吗 太好了 Really? Oh, my God. That's great.
我上班要迟到了 Cause I am already so late for work.
我去冲个澡 I'm gonna shower.
你是说今天吗 You mean today?
你迟早都要学着信任他的 You're going to have to rely on him sooner or later.
他的心理年龄只有九岁 I mean, he has the mental capacity of a nine-year-old.
法官应该让莱克丝来照顾他 The judge should have put him in Lux's care.
我都听得见 I can hear you.
我很乐意今天去送莱克丝上学 Um, so I would love to drive Lux to school today,
但我刚通宵工作 but I just worked all night,
而且明天那个女社工还要来这里 and I got that social work chick coming
视察房屋 to check out my place tomorrow.
今天 她今天就来 Today. She's coming to our place today.
不 伙计 是明天 No, dude, it's tomorrow.
不 我们通宵了 No, we are up all night.
明天就是今天 Tomorrow is today.
八小时后她就要到了 She's coming in eight hours.
你知道这次视察有多重要吗 Do you understand how important this inspection is?
收好床头柜上的乳液 Take the lotion off the nightstand,
修好烟雾报警器 fix the smoke alarm.
准备好莱克丝的卧室 Find a place for Lux to sleep.
尽你所能做好一切准备 You know, just do whatever you need to do.
我们决不能让社工发现 We can't lose her because
你傻瓜似的抚养能力 the social worker sees
然后因此失去莱克丝 that you have the parental skills of a banana.
我去送她 I'll drive her,
但不要叫我傻瓜 but don't call me a banana.
你为什么不打电话给特蕾西呢 Why don't you call Tracey?
她会帮你的 She'll help you out.
不 女友这个身份只会让她把事情搞砸 No. Girlfriend status would be a negative.
再说我跟她讲了监护权的事 I told her about the custody.
她让我给她点"空间" She wants "Space".
还有没醉的吗 Hey, is anybody in this bar sober?
我无法相信 你竟然还在为自己辩护 I can't even believe you're defending yourself.
怎么了 每个女孩都知道 What? Every girl knows this.
这样做更有效 It is just a lot more efficient.
等等 你的意思是说 Okay, wait. So you're telling me
这是什么我所不知道的 that there's some kind of common strategy
常用策略吗 that I don't know about?
有的时候 Sometimes having sex,
当你想把人拒之门外 if you just want to get someone out the door,
性爱绝对是条捷径 it's just a lot faster.
否则你就得多费口舌 Otherwise, it's a lot of talking.
有正常的办法 It's a bottle of wine.
同样也有另辟蹊径的做法 It's another bottle of wine.
就像正餐外的垃圾食品 It's empty calories.
那看来在插播广告的时候 Wow. Okay. Well, during this commercial break,
我得好好反思下了 I will seriously be rethinking things.
来很久了吗 Hover much?
你什么时候开始管早间档了 Since when are you back on mornings?
从爱丽丝去度假开始 Since Alice went on vacation.
她和她先生去塞舌尔岛了 She gets the Seychelles with her husband
这周我得给他带班 I get stuck covering you guys for a week.
这是什么 And what is this?
损失控制报告 That is damage control.
-我怎么了 -听我说 - Why? What did I do? - Well, let's see.
你先是和你的搭档约会 You dated your cohost.
而三天前 Three days ago,
你差不多在直播时向他求婚了 you practically proposed to him on air.
所以今天你要是忍不住想 So, today, when you're tempted to blurt out
和人分享你当上妈妈的感受 how you're a mom now,
劳驾你读纸上的东西就好 you can read that instead.
那上面究竟写着什么 What, wh-what is it?
她要我说谎 She wants me to lie
说我高中时没怀孕 and say that I was never pregnant in high school.
-人们只想听实话 - 他们不需要 - People want the truth. - No, no, they don't.
他们以为自己想要真相 People think that they want the truth,
但你知道他们真的想要的是什么吗 but you know what they really want?
他们只想每天早上一打开电台 What they really want is to turn on this radio show
就能听你激情四射地 every morning and listen to you rant
讲你过去那些拙劣至极的性绯闻 about your awkward sexcapades
说你讨厌眼神交流 and your hatred of eye contact,
跟踪你的治疗师 等等 stalking your therapist.
就一次 It was once!
只是一次 It was just once.
珍妮 这是谁让你拿来的 Jenny, who's this... who's this coming from?
比我高很多层的领导 A lot higher up than me.
你怎么看 What do you think?
你觉得我该不该念 You think I should read it?
我不知道 I don't know.
我只知道20秒后又要开播了 But we're back in 20.
过来 Come here.
-我 -怎么了 -I just - What?!
我觉得我该以父亲的身份跟你说点什么 I just feel like I should offer you some fatherly advice.
箴言名句什么的 You know, words of wisdom and whatnot.
好 你说吧 Okay. Go, go.
我几点来接你 What time should I pick you up?
我自己搭车回去 I'll find a ride.
好的 进去吧 Okay. Bye.
都搞定了 Well, everything is great.
我刚把她送到 I just dropped her off.
我会在楼下等你 And I will see you at the apartment
来检查我的屋子 for the inspection, okay?
学校不是一小时前就上课了吗 Didn't school start an hour ago?
等下去那家免下车餐厅 We want to hit the drive-through.
谁在你车里 Who's in the car with you?
杰米 Jamie.
-营业时间已经过了 -还没 - Business is over. -No!
他们经营到10点 No. It goes till 10:00.
还有谁? Who else?
桑吉夫 Sanjeev.
你坐的是出租车 你又喝醉了 Are you in a cab? You're drunk!
你一定又喝醉了 You're drunk. I knew it!
他竟然又喝醉了 He's drunk.
我已经按照您的要求全照办了 Hey, hey. I did everything you asked, lady.
现在你的宝贝女儿正在学校里 Right now, she's inside, in school,
乖乖上课 getting an education, okay?
你到底跑去哪儿了 Where the hell have you been?
-开玩笑吧你 -我差点就去报警了 - You can't be serious. - I almost called the police.
完全找不到你 We had no idea where you were.
-我知道 -你连生日都错过了 - I know. -You missed your birthday.
我知道 I know.
我都不敢相信 I can't believe this is happening.
莱克丝 我也指望过他们 Lux, I was banking on this.
但最后还是摆脱了他们的抚养 I took off, I ran away from foster care.
我要说多少次 这些我都知道 To infinity. I know.
他们都是一路货色 These are the same people
刚出生就把你遗弃 who gave you up the first time around.
法官怎么会把你判回给他们抚养 How can the judge just put you back into their custody?
你就听他们的了 Just like that?
你没争取吗 没告诉法官我们的计划 Did you fight it? Did you tell the judge about our plan?
说我们自立以后要和男朋友一起住 For us to get emancipated and move in with our boyfriends?
这我还真没说 No, I didn't mention that.
搬去和两个高中就辍学的人同住 Living with two high school dropouts
这点对你的申请没什么好处 probably wouldn't have helped your case much.
别算上我 我可是有正当收入的 Speak for yourself. I'm gainfully employed, okay?
是吗 Oh, yeah?
巫毒甜甜圈的养老计划吗 What's the 401 plan at Voodoo Donuts?
告诉你 You know what?
要是你那对好父母送你去上大学 If your fancy new parents pay for you to go to college,
你该主修"贱人"专业 you should major in bitch.
哥们 别说了 Dude. Okay.
泰莎 这又不是我的错 Tash, none of this was my fault.
我也不想这样的 It's not like I wanted this.
那你就离开啊 Okay, then get out of it.
告诉法官也好 谁都好 Tell the judge or whoever that they're unfit parents
你不想和这对不合格的父母住一起 and that you don't want to be with them.
无论我待哪儿 Look, wherever I am,
你都有机会获得自立 you know, you can still get emancipated.
怎么可能 How?
连你的申请都没法获批 我更不可能 If they won't approve you, they'll never approve me.
你成绩比我好 You're the one with the better grades,
材料写得也漂亮 还存好了钱 the better references, all the money saved.
你的银行账户绝对 Your bank account was the key
能说服法官相信我们租得起房子 to the judge thinking we could afford our own place.
泰莎 Tash.
闭嘴 让她自己说 No, man. She said it herself, okay?
这不是你要的 You didn't want this.
我们早就计划好的 We had a plan.
我们俩在一起 还记得吗 You and me together. Do you remember?
在一起 Together.
你不需要和这些人在一起 You don't have to be stuck with these people.
我们可以马上陪你去拿东西 We can go get your stuff right now.
但是凯特家在镇子的另一边 But it's across town, at Cate's.
那我们就去凯特家 Well, then let's go to Cate's.
凯特 你必须要念这些 Cate... you have to read this.
真的有必要说谎吗 Is lying really necessary?
我已经骗了听众关于莱克丝的事 'Cause I'm lying to the fans about Lux,
还有瑞安的事 I'm lying to the fans about Ryan,
也向瑞安隐瞒了贝斯的事 I'm lying to Ryan about Baze...
等等 什么 Wait, what? What?
我还是上楼回去吧 I'm just gonna go back upstairs.
不不不 说吧 No, no, no. Spill it.
好吧 那天晚上 Okay, so, the other night...
在我和瑞安取消订婚之后 after Ryan and I called off our engagement
在我俩和好之前 but before we called it back on,
我和贝斯上床了 I kind of... you know, I... I slept with Baze.
不是吧 Shut up!
你当然会这么做 Oh, of course you did!
那是一定的 Of course you did!
天呐 这就是为什么我这么喜欢你 Oh, my God, this is why I love yo u-- you see this?
这怎么听着像是在讽刺 Why is this feeling like the opposite of a compliment?
你这是故意的吧 You are going to subconsciously sabotage yourself
这样你就不用为任何人 so that you don't have to take responsibility
任何事负责任 for anything or be accountable to anyone.
和贝斯上床不是故意的 Sleeping with Baze, it wasn't sabotage.
这是个意外 It was an accident.
是酒后糊涂发生的意外 It was a drunken, stupid accident.
你在和瑞安结婚之前 How many more "Accidents" are you gonna have
还会和贝斯发生多少次意外呢 with Baze on your way to the altar with Ryan?
看起来 So, basically...
你妈妈很有钱 your mom's loaded, huh?
这个房子只有一个卧室 It's, like, a one-bedroom house.
是啊 在诺布山上 Yeah, in Nob Hill.
快点 我们要在她回来前离开 Dude, we should go before the lady gets home.
别急 她还在做节目 No. She's still on the radio;
我们有的是时间 we've got time.
让我们来听听吧 Let's check it out.
天呐 我希望 God, I hope that...
有人刚去疯狂购物了 someone went on a shopping spree.
凯特会介意 Think Cate would mind
我借这些衣服去参加听证会吗 if I borrowed these for my hearing?
放下 Okay, put those down.
我们加起来可能都没这些值钱 Those probably cost more than all of us combined.
有这个值钱吗 Think it costs more than this?
-加文 -干吗 - Gavin! - What?
你说过我需要个养老计划 Hey, you said I needed a 401.
这就是我的计划 This is my plan, right here.
加文 Gavin!
我们出去等 We're out.
睡在沙发上 Sleeping on the couch.
看来你是"暂时" Screams temporary.
我才来了三天 I've only been here for three days.
她没料到我会出现 It's not like she planned on me being here.
或许她没计划让你留下来 Maybe she doesn't plan on you staying.
想想吧 这倒是 Yeah, just think of this
省去了把你赶出去的麻烦 as saving her the trouble of kicking you out.
拜托 莱克丝 Come on, Lux.
你在收养家庭进进出出很多次了 You've been in and out of enough foster homes
知道他们是些什么样的人 to know how these people are.
一出错 就得走人 One mistake, and you're gone.
他们不是那些人 These aren't "these people."
-他们是我的家人 -是吗 - They're my family. - Really?
我以为我们才是你的家人 'Cause... I thought we were your family.
突然之间你宁可和个没法 But suddenly you'd rather live with a drunk guy
准时送你上学的酒鬼 that can't get you to school on time
和连张床都不给的妈妈待在一起 and a mom that can't even get you a bed?
也许我不想就这么走了 Maybe I don't want to just pack up and leave, okay?
我睡在沙发上又怎么样呢 So what I'm sleeping on the couch?
至少我不用和6个孩子 At least I'm not sharing a room
睡在一间房里 with six other kids.
或者一个人被锁在家里 Or worse... locked in one.
贝斯喝醉了又怎么样呢 So what Baze's gotten drunk?
他又没有酒后打我 He didn't get drunk and slap me.
这是我平生第一次 For the first time in my life...
感受到有人想要我 I feel like somebody wants me.
所以 没错 我想留下来 So, yeah... I want to stay.
好吧 那就留下来 Fine. Then stay.
我想为上周节目中的来电 I want to apologize for any confusion
造成的误解而道歉 that last week's call-in may have caused.
很明显 凯特以前的一个同学 Apparently, an old classmate of Kate's
想和她开个玩笑 thought that would be a funny prank.
是啊 我想他还在嫉妒着 Yeah. Uh, I guess that he's still jealous
我以优异成绩从大学毕业 that I graduated summa cum laude
而他自己却一无是处 and he still doesn't know what that means.
所以 要申明下 So, um, for the record,
我高中时的确发生很多事 I was a lot of things in high school,
但是 but...
我没有怀孕过 pregnant was definitely not one of them.
波特兰的听众们请放心 So rest assured, Portland...
我 我没有孩子 I do not have a kid out there.
看来她并没你认为的那么需要你 I guess she doesn't want you as much as you thought.
这些分别是主厅 This is the main room,
厨房 餐厅 起居室 娱乐室 the kitchen, dining room, living room, the game room.
还有三个卧室 Boom, boom, boom, bedrooms, three of 'em.
哪个是莱克丝的 And which one is Lux's?
我们还没决定 We haven't worked that out yet.
-那是烟雾报警器的声音吗 -不是 - Was that the smoke detector? - No.
-我想再四处看看 -当然可以 - I'm gonna look around. - Yeah. For sure.
说真的 贝斯 那个是 Ok, Baze, seriously, was that...
一切都还好吗 Hi. Hi. Is, um, is everything okay?
-屋顶平台上需要加条围栏 -好的 - That roof deck will need a railing. - Okay.
我本次到访的目的 You see, the purpose of these home visits
是为确保莱克丝的安全 is to make sure that Lux's safety won't be compromised
并确定她所在的环境 and that she is in an environment
适合青少年的成长 that is appropriate for a teenager.
这个地方绝对适合青少年 Oh, well, this place is perfect for a teenager.
这里有台球桌 弹球机 I mean, we got a pool table, a pinball machine...
在酒吧上面住 容易接触酒 Living above a bar, access to alcohol--
这些都影响到判定 These are concerns that the state would raise.
现在 凯特已经将她的书面文件给我了 Now, Cate has already given me her paperwork,
但我还要你的医疗记录的复印件 but I'm waiting for a copy of your medical records
还有能证明你能为人父母的 and a list of references
一份担保人的名单 who can vouch for your ability to parent.
那是个 Is that...
水烟枪吗 a bong?
什么 What?
我的老天 Oh, my God.
改成台灯了 Bam! Turned into a lamp. Yeah.
这是个礼物 非常特殊的礼物 Yeah, this was a gift, a very special gift
一个很不靠谱的人送的 from a very irresponsible person.
我还得再看看别的 I'm gonna look around some more.
好吧 Okay.
干吗 What?
要是让她看到有裸女的海报 If she finds a naked beer poster...
你死定了 You are dead.
你死定了 你一天到晚都在混什么啊 You are dead. What did you spend all day doing?
除了大老远送莱克丝上学然后回家吗 Uh, you mean besides driving Lux across town and back?
我酒已经醒了 放心吧 I sobered up. Relax.
放心 咱们现在正在被审核中 Relax? We're trying to get approved,
而你家用的灯是个大烟枪 and your main light source is a giant bong?
当然了 我干吗这么大惊小怪 But why should I be surprised?
-看看这个鬼地方 -你懂什么 - I mean, look at this place. - Oh, you know what?
前不久的某晚它可没让你觉得讨厌 It didn't seem to bother you the other night.
住嘴 Don't.
我猜你没告诉你的"未婚夫" I'm guessing you didn't mention to your "fiance"
咱俩之间发生的事吧 what happened between us.
咱俩之间唯一的东西 The only thing between us
就是你身上残留的Axe清新喷雾的味道 is the lingering smell of your Axe Body Spray.
我们是没指望得到批准了 I mean, we are never gonna get approved.
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
冷静 Calm down.
没事的 It's fine.
她不会找到任何 She's not gonna find anything
能把咱们的申请搞砸的东西的 that is gonna mess this up for us,
好吗 Okay?
我能问一下这个是谁的吗 Can I ask who this belongs to?
充气羊 A sheep?
谁会买头充气羊 Who has an inflatable sheep?
能蠢成这样 It's, like, you would actually
也不容易了 have to try and be that stupid, you know?
上帝 这还远远不止 God, and that wasn't even the half of it.
他有一个水烟枪做的灯 He had a bong lamp.
听起来很酷 Sounds awesome.
真不敢相信 You know, I still cannot believe
你和他做爱过 you had sex with him.
我不是要批评你 Not that I'm judging.
你真该见识下 I mean, you... you should have seen
我的那个第一次 the first girl I had sex with.
在泽西海岸 Man, Jersey Shore,
就在防波堤下 underneath the pier.
她的刘海留到这儿 她还有巨大的 She had bangs up to here, and she had these huge...
瑞安 Ryan.
好吧 学校 怎么 So, school-- how, uh... how-how...
怎么样 how is that? Um...
校园生活 schooly?
你是说她好不容易到了以后吧 Oh. You mean once she finally got there?
我只是错过了早自习和一部分的性教育课 I only missed study hall and a part of sex ed.
谁不知道怎么用避孕套啊 Who needs to know how to work condoms anyway?
好吧 Okay, um...
这里 各有一半 Uh, we got, uh, half and half here.
加拿大熏肉和意大利香肠 Uh, Canadian bacon and pepperoni.
我不吃肉 I don't eat... meat.
没关系 It's fine.
我也不怎么饿 I'm not that hungry anyway.
我要去睡觉了 I'll just go get ready for bed.
你做了什么 What did you do?
-我 -对 - Me? - Yeah.
什么都没干 Nothing.
我一回家她就是这个样子 She's been like that since I got home.
拜托 我知道她处在青春期 I mean, come on, I know that she's a teenager,
但也不该这么快就恨我吧 but is she supposed to hate me that fast?
也许你该和她谈谈 You know, maybe you should talk to her.
不 我认为这是你该做的 No, I think that falls under your job description.
就像决定 Kind of like deciding
我是否该读那份声明一样 whether I should read that statement, huh?
因为你今天一直对我置之不理 'Cause you pretty much left me hanging today.
你想让我说什么 What did you want me to say?
既然我俩同为电台主持 Well, if it's both of our careers on the line,
我想我们就该一起做决定 I think we should decide it together.
就像我们一起决定接受莱克丝吗 Kind of like we decided to take in Lux together?
因为上一次 就是你这么开口要求的 Because last time I checked, that was your call.
-很好 -不 凯特 - Okay. - No, Cate, look,
我不是说我不愿意这么做 I'm not saying that I don't want to do it.
我愿意 I do.
但是你该给我一点时间 But you got to give me a second here to just
去习惯这一切 you know, get used to everything.
许多事情都变了 You know, a lot... A lot has changed,
而且变得太快了 and it's just... it's fast.
等等 瑞安 等一下 Wait. Ryan, wait.
你要走了吗 Are... are you leaving?
生气了 Are you mad?
不 我只是... 我有些事 No, I just... I've got stuff
还得去忙 that I... you know, I-I got to do.
在你这里我花费了太多的时间 I've been spending so much time at your place,
帮你收拾屋子为检查做准备 还有 getting your home ready for the inspection,and it...
瑞安 瑞安 Ryan, Ryan.
你说得对 好吗 You're right, okay?
做母亲的这件事 This whole mom thing--
它只是太出乎意料了 It just wasn't in the plan.
我并不擅长这个 I'm not good at it.
好吗 所以求你了 不要留下我一个人 Okay, so please, just don't leave me here alone.
你不是一个人 凯特 You're not alone, Cate.
你还有莱克丝 You got Lux.
宝贝儿 晚点给你打电话 I'll call you later, babe.
你还好吗 You okay?
我... I, um...
明天打车上学吧 To take a cab to school tomorrow.
我把钱留给你 I'm going to give you money.
对 我把钱留给你 Uh, yes, I'll give you money,
这样谁载你上学的事情就解决了 and we will work out this whole ride thing eventually.
贝斯说他会送我去 Baze said he'd take me.
贝斯说过的事儿太多了 Baze says a lot of things.
我的戒指哪去了 Where's my ring?
天啊 Oh, my God.
我的订婚戒指哪去了 Where's my engagement ring?
什么 What?
它原来就在这 可是现在... It was right here, and now...
我的戒指哪去了 Where is my ring?
天啊 Oh, God.
我的订婚戒指 My engagement ring.
我 我就把它放在这儿了 I... I... I left it right here,
可是它不见了 and now it's gone.
好了 加文 还给我 Okay, Gavin. Give it back.
什么 把什么还给你 What? Give what back?
我说真的 我没有时间和你闹 Seriously, I don't have time for this.
计费器还在开着 我也不能再逃学了 The meter's running, and I can't miss school again.
把戒指给我 Just give me the ring.
什么 什么戒指 What... what ring?
出什么事儿了 What's wrong?
他居然把戒指偷走了 He freaking stole it!
凯特的戒指 Cate's ring.
去你的吧 我才没拿你的烂东西 Screw you. I didn't take your damn ring.
真的吗 我当时看到你拿着它 Oh, really? Because I saw you with it,
现在它不见了 and now it's gone.
他没拿你的戒指 He didn't take your ring.
别帮他说话 Don't defend him.
什么养老计划 That 401 crap?
我们都听到了 We all heard it.
莱克丝 你还是算了吧 Lux, get over yourself.
你在诺布山住了几天 You come back here with your new Nob Hill,
过着白色栅栏内的大小姐生活 white picket fence life.
你以为我们都需要你妈妈的烂东西吗 You think any of us need your mom's tacky crap?
如果他说他没拿 他就是没有 If he said he didn't take it, he didn't take it.
如果不是他 那还会是谁 If he didn't, then who did?
听着 你有了新的生活 Look, you got a shot at a new life.
我们都理解你 We all get it.
但是来到这对我们大喊大叫 对加文 But coming over here yelling at us-- at Gavin--
好像我们做错了什么事情 like we did something wrong...
他就是做错了事情 He did do something wrong!
如果凯特发现了怎么办 And what if Cate finds out?
那又怎么样 莱克丝 So what, Lux?
她现在是你妈妈 那就比什么都重要吗 What, she's your mom now, and that trumps everything?
几天以前 我们才是一家人 Up until a few days ago, we were family.
这不是因为有人强迫我们接受你 And not because anyone had to force us to take you in.
我们接受你就是因为我们想和你一起 We wanted you because we wanted you.
对不起 伙计们 I'm sorry, you guys.
我不知道我在想什么 I don't know what I was thinking.
一起走吗 要不要和我一起搭个便车 Are you coming? You want a ride?
我今天不去上学 I'm not going to school today.
我要去听证会 还记得吗 I've got my hearing, remember?
而且 此时此刻 Besides if I was the last person
我最不需要的人 就是你 I'd want anything from right now, is you.
只不过是想确认一下你没吞掉自己的舌头 Just making sure you didn't swallow your own tongue.
你今天早上去哪了 Huh? Where were you this morning?
桑吉夫和我在一起过得很开心 Sanjeev and I are developing quite a rapport.
我当时想熬夜工作 这样就不会睡过头 I tried to stay up after work so I wouldn't oversleep,
结果我在酒吧睡着了 and I fell asleep on the bar.
让我来补偿你吧 Let me make it up to you.
想不想开车 You want to drive?
不 我还没拿到驾照 No, I don't have my license.
好吧 你早点学会开车 Yeah, well, the sooner you learn how to drive,
我就可以早点不用送你上学了 the sooner I won't have to drive you.
我还没上过驾驶课呢 I haven't even taken driver's ed yet.
这样才好玩 That's what makes it so fun.
上来 快点 Get in here. Come on.
你知道 行车速度低于限制速度 You know, you can get a ticket for going under
也是会吃罚单的 对吧 the speed limit, too, right?
我开的太慢了吗 I was going slow?
在桥上练习劲走的人都比你走得快 Yeah, power walkers were passing you on the bridge.
她怎么会在开车 Why is she driving?
为什么是她在开车 Why is she driving?!
你又喝多了吗 Are you drunk again?
她表现得不错 她挺棒的 Hey, she's fine. She's cool.
放松 她知道她在做什么 Just relax. She knows what she's doing.
好的 现在你需要做的是 Okay, so what you want to do--
你需要把速度降下来 you're gonna downshift.
别踩油门 踩刹车 Not the gas, the brake.
别踩油门 别踩油门 Not the gas! Not the gas!
天啊 你没事吧 Oh, my God, are you okay?
天啊 对不起 对不起 Oh, my God, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
我不是故意的 I didn't want to!
是他让我做的 我发誓我不是故意的 He made me do it! I swear I didn't want to!
你像个孩子似的撞到头了吗 Were you dropped on your head as a child,
还是你有什么毛病 or is there something diagnosably wrong with you?
你应该知道社工就在来这儿的路上了吧 It's like you know the social worker's on her way up here,
你到底是在干什么 and so what do you do?
你让莱克丝开车 You have Lux drive up.
你是不是故意要把事情搞砸 It's like you're actually trying to screw this up.
什么 What?
天啊 你还真是想要把事情搞砸 Oh, my God, you are actually trying to screw this up.
在你内心深处 你并不想留下她 是不是 Deep down, you don't really want this, do you?
这就是你忘记烟雾报警器的原因 是吧 That's why you forgot the home smoke alarm, right?
大麻烟枪还有绵羊 Oh, an-and the bong and the sheep,
出租车 还有让她开车 the cab, the driving.
实际上你就是不想被审查通过 You're actually trying not to get approved.
承认吧 你一直琢磨着这么做 Admit it, you're in over your head.
你不想为人父母 You don't want to be a parent.
你也不想要个孩子 承认吧 You don't want a kid, admit it.
你也是这样想的吗 Like you do?
我听到你在广播里亲口说了 I heard you, okay, on the radio.
如果你不想认我 If you didn't want me,
你也不需要假装这么做的 You shouldn't have pretended at you did
伙计们 Guys...
法官大人不会把一个小孩的监护权 Now, a judge would rarely put a child
交给两个已经分居的人 Into the custody of two people not together,
除非实在没有其他的选择 Unless there was really no other viable option.
而我的工作就是 My job is to determine
确定这些选择的可行性有多大 How viable an option this is.
我知道 不过别让刚才草坪上的那一幕 Well, don't-don't let the, uh, the thing on the front lawn,
欺骗你的眼睛 you know, fool you.
我们是永远最好的朋友 BFF's right here.
抱歉 Sorry.
说实话 贝斯勒先生 Respectfully, Mr. Bazile,
你连烟雾报警器里的两节电池都懒得换 You can't even change the double batteries in your smoke detector.
你们凭什么认为你们可以尽到父母的责任 What makes you think you can co-parent?
今天早上我和法官大人谈了一下 I am speaking with the judge in the morning.
甚至不用征询莱克丝的意见 And even without talking to Lux,
我真的很不愿意向州政府建议 I am reluctant to recommend that that state allows her
把这孩子交给你们照顾 to be placed in your care.
是我不对 I made a mistake
我搞砸了这一切 Okay, I screwed up.
我不该怀疑是加文做的 I never should have blamed Gavin.
我现在很忙 I'm kind of busy.
我很抱歉 泰莎 I'm sorry, Tash.
布格本该带些垃圾袋来帮我装东西的 Bug was supposed to bring me garbage bags for my stuff.
但是我现在还没见着他 I don't even know where he is.
别这样 No.
泰 别这样 T, no.
怎样 Yeah.
申请自立被否决了[继续回到寄养机构] Emancipation denied.
而我还愚蠢地幻想着要在这里住到18岁 Pretty stupid thinking I could camp out here till I was 18, huh?
但是 But...
你 你打算回那去吗 Ar... Are you going to go back...?
是啊 回森尼维耳去 Back to Sunnyvale.
39号床还为我留着呢 Bed 39 is all mine.
你电话响了 我帮你接吧 Your phone. I'll get it.
莱克丝 莱克丝 别动 Lux, Lux, wait.
-莱克丝 我来 -我拿到了 - Lux, wait, - I got it.
是啊 是我拿的 那又怎样 Yeah, I took the ring. So what?
你竟然对我当面撒谎 You lied to my face.
你怎么能这样对我我 How could-- how could you lie to me?
像你离我们而去一样简单 About as easily as you could bail.
我想让你再回来跟我们一起 你能怪我吗 Can you blame me for trying to get you back?
你认为这样做 Wait, that was the one mistake?
凯特就会把我赶出家门吗 You stole the ring so Cate would kick me out?
你为什么还在帮她说话 莱克丝 Why are you so protective of her, Lux?
你对她几乎一无所知 Somebody you barely know.
你为什么不替我想想 What about me?
她抢走了我身边最重要的东西 She stole the only thing that mattered to me.
你走吧 Just go.
和你的妈妈一起享受美好的人生吧 Okay, enjoy your perfect mom and your perfect life.
这不是每个人都能拥有的 'Cause not everybody gets one.
出线了 Out. Ah!
伙计们 Boys.
怎么了 Well?
发生什么事了 What happened?
莱克丝不会搬来和我们一起住 Uh, so Lux-- Lux isn't moving in.
我想凯特说的对 Cate was right.
我把一切都搞砸了 I think I messed it all up.
老兄 你做的已经够多了 Dude, you did more than most people in your situation would do.
至少你努力了 I mean, you tried.
努力了? Tried?
他搞砸了一切 He smashes things to bits,
因为这比修复关系可要简单的多 cause it's easier than fixing them.
这就是你所说的努力吗 Is that the definition of trying?
现在的小孩可比烟雾报警器复杂多了 A teenager's more complicated than a smoke detector,
好吧 牛人 Okay, genius.
现在要怎么做 So, what now?
她又要回到寄养机构去吗 She's just going to go back to foster care, that's it?
老兄 不用你说 我已经够难过了 Dude, I feel bad enough without you making it worse.
我看你是身在福中不知福 You have no clue how freakin' lucky you are.
那么好的一个女孩 You have this amazing daughter.
你现在和这世上最好的女人 You are now forever linked
还有着难以斩断的关系 to the most amazing woman on the planet.
就此打住 好吗 Well, uh, time-out here.
你说的最好的女人是我那个前女友凯特吗 Are we talking about the same Cate?
这不是开玩笑 Everything isn't a joke, okay?
你们16岁的时候 It's one thing
你把这个烂摊子留给凯特应付 to make Cate deal with it when you were 16,
现在你32岁 如果再做同样的事 就太可悲了 But it's freakin' pathetic that at 32,
你不能再让她独自面对 You'd make her do it alone
不能再重蹈覆辙 all over again.
你四下看看 贝斯 Look around, Baze.
除了你 没人在笑 No one's laughing but you.
你好 Hi.
我在莱克丝的东西里看到了这个地址 I found this address in Lux's stuff.
莱克丝在吗 Um, is Lux here?
哦 天呐 凯特·卡希蒂 Wow... Cate Cassidy.
我在广告牌上看过你 I recognize you from the billboards.
超级性感的一张 The, uh, super slutty ones.
你是来找莱克丝的吗 她不在 If you're looking for Lux, she's not here.
和布格一起出去了 She took off with Bug.
布格 Bug?
她的男友 Her boyfriend.
如果她回来了 让她打电话给我 Okay, well, then, when she gets back, have her call me.
恕我爱莫能助 Sorry.
我刚买了张回"女孩之家"的单程票 I've got a one-way ticket back to a girls' home.
不是每个人都有一个明星妈妈 We don't all have a celebrity mom
突然出现 然后拯救我们 who is going to appear out of nowhere and save us, you know?
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you something?
你觉得她会过得更好吗 Do you think she's better off?
我是说 离开我们 和别人生活在一起 You know, holding out for someone else?
你所说的别人 You mean someone
是指不会在广播上否认她的存在的人吗 who doesn't deny her existence on the radio?
我和莱克丝从小就是很要好的朋友了 Lux and I, we've been friends since we were little--
从我们七岁的时起 since we were seven.
我们在森尼维耳相识 那时我还没被送走 We met at Sunnyvale before I was placed.
小时候我们常常惹上麻烦 We used to get in trouble.
不 是我老是为各种事情惹上麻烦 Well, I used to get in trouble for everything--
比如生病 哭闹 他们会惩罚我 getting sick, crying; they'd punish me
强迫我吃好多勺塔巴斯哥辣酱油[极辣] by making me drink spoonfuls of Tabasco sauce.
而莱克丝 她 And Lux, she, uh--
她收集大厅沙发下的零钱 she collected change from under the couch in the lobby,
在大概一个月之后 她存够了钱 and after, like, a month, she saved enough
把塔巴斯哥辣酱油换成了V8果蔬汁 to replace the Tabasco with V8.
这是别人为我做过的最好的事了 It was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me...
直到今天都是 to this day.
我们原本打算申请自立 然后搬到一起住 We were going to get emancipated and move in together.
就住在这儿 Here.
这是我们原本的计划 That was the plan.
那是我的社工 所以... That's my social worker, so...
对了 你的订婚戒指 Uh, your engagement ring
莱克丝拿着 Lux has it.
是我偷走的 I'm the one that took it.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
我从你身边带走的 对你的伤害更大 What I took... it was worse.
你之前那个问题 我的答案是否定的 For the record, the answer's no, okay?
莱克丝 她真的和很多烂人一起生活过 Lux, she's been with a lot of really crappy people,
那些人比你糟多了 people way worse than you.
而且 就算世上有好人 And... even if there was some great person out there
真的想要她... who really wanted her...
你仍然拥有一件他们没有的东西 you still have one thing they don't.
你是她的妈妈 You're her mom.
对我们这样的人而言 To people like us?
这就是 一切 That's... everything.
你在做什么 What're you doing?
善后 Repairing the damage.
你知道 事实上 你在这里正好 You know, it's actually pretty good that you're here,
因为 嗯 我有话要说 'cause, um, I need to say something.
莱克丝经历了太多艰辛苦难 Lux has been through more
超乎你我的想象 than either one of us realize,
而且如果我无法获得她的监护权 and if I don't find a way to get approved for custody of her,
我真的不能原谅我自己 I literally will not be able to live with myself;
我不会抛下她两次 所以如果你想走开 I'm just not going to turn her away twice, so if you want to walk away...
我不想 I don't.
凯特 我是认真的 我不想 Cate, I mean it, I don't.
比如 我会做任何你想要我做的事 Like, I will do whatever you want.
我每天都会送她去上学 I'll take her to school every day.
她可以住在我那儿 She can stay at my place.
我们可以对半分配与她相处的时间 We can split time with her 50/50.
我不想 我不想成为那种置身事外的人 I don't, like, I don't want to be that guy who bails.
再也不会了 Not again.
我想成为一个爸爸 I want to be a dad.
而且我想和你共同完成这件事 And I want to do this with you.
我的意思不是说和你在一起 I mean, not like with you,
而是和你一起 我的意思是 with you. I mean,
我知道你和瑞安在一起 I know you're with Ryan,
而且我当然明白你对我的感觉 and I definitely know how you feel about me.
而且不管那天晚上我们俩之间发生了什么 And whatever happened between us the other night,
那只是个错误 that was a mistake.
一切真的不该发生 And it shouldn't have happened.
我不会向任何人提起 And I'm not gonna say anything to anyone,
而且你也不要提起 and you shouldn't either.
所以我们之间发生的事 So what happened with us,
已经过去了 that's in the past.
而现在我们之间唯一重要的就是莱克丝 And the only thing that matters between us now is Lux.
你好 Hi.
天哪 你们好 Oh, my God. Hi.
抱歉 Sorry.
我们很抱歉就这样出现在你面前 We're so sorry to just show up like this.
前台小姐说你会在这儿 The front desk lady said that you'd be here.
好吧 我们只是 我们真的需要 Right, but we just, we really need to talk to you
在你和法官见面之前和你谈谈 before you meet with the judge.
瞧 这是我的书面材料 Boom, here's my paperwork.
所有的细节都弄好了 都在这了 I's crossed, T's dotted-- it is all here.
听着 突袭不是挽回你们孩子的方式 Look, an ambush is not the way to win your child back.
在你做决定之前 你必须听我说完 Before you say anything else, you have got to hear me out.
好吗 Okay?
你先说 You go ahead.
好吧 我不是一个无微不至的妈妈 Okay, so I'm not a soccer mom,
而他几乎拼不出PTA[家长教师联谊会] and-and he, he can barely spell PTA.
甚至根本不知道那是什么东西 Don't even know what it is.
但 是的 我们现在在这儿 But, yeah, we're here.
而且 好吧 我们哪也不会去 And, okay, we're just not gonna go anywhere
直到你认同我们为止 until you approve us.
-凯特 听着 我 -不 你听着 - Cate, listen, I... - No, you listen.
16年前我放弃了她 I gave her up 16 years ago
是因为你的同僚对我承诺说 because someone in your department promised me
会有好心人领养她 that there would be someone great to adopt her,
结果没有 and no one did.
如果16年前你们可以让她 And if you would've left her
和我们生活在一起 我的意思是 with us 16 years ago, I mean,
你们现在为何不能让她跟我们一起生活呢 how can you not leave her with us now?
她已经呆过七个寄养家庭了 She has been in seven foster homes,
而她每个都讨厌 and she has hated every single one of them.
那些家庭真的比我们好很多吗 Are they really that much better than our homes?
我们真的有那么糟吗 Are we that much worse?
因为我们可以给她一个家 Because we can make room for her.
换电池 而不是在草坪上打架 Get batteries, not fight on the lawn.
听着 我们只是还没有完全调整过来 你明白吧 Look, we-we don't have it all worked out yet, you know?
我们可以给她的东西 We can give her the one thing
其他任何人都无法给予 that no one else ever has:
那就是爱 love.
我也想推荐你们共同监护 但是我不能 I would love to recommend joint custody, but I can't.
我刚和莱克丝谈过了 I just interviewed Lux.
什么 What?
她要求回到森尼维耳的"女孩之家" She has requested to return to Sunnyvale Home for Girls.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
借过 Excuse me.
这是怎么回事 What's going on?
我 我只是 I-I-I just...
我 I...
我要走了 I'm leaving.
我男朋友在外面等我 我得走了 My boyfriend's waiting. I've got to go.
去哪里 和泰莎一起回森尼维耳吗 Where's that, back to, uh, Sunnyvale with Tasha?
我听说了 I heard.
凯特去找过她还有法恩 Cate talked to her and Fern.
我知道你想做什么 莱克丝 Oh, come on, Lux. I know what you're doing.
这不止是因为泰莎 This is about more than just Tasha.
你打算在凯特抛弃你之前 This is you bailing on Cate
先放弃她 对吗 before she can bail on you, right?
听着 Look
我看过很多心理学的东西 所以我知道 I've seen enough Dr. Phil to know that
凯特对贝斯发火时说的那些话 everything that Cate yelled at Baze,
其实是在说她自己 she thinks about herself.
遇到麻烦的是她 She's the one who's in over her head.
不想要孩子的也是她 She's the one who doesn't want a kid.
这里甚至没办法空出一间房间给我 There isn't even room for me in her place.
难道你觉得她的生活里有我的一席之地吗 You think that there's room for me in her life?
关于凯特你要知道一件事 Here's the thing about Cate.
她是个完美主义者 She's is a perfectionist.
她不会做任何 She will not take on anything
她觉得不擅长的事情 that she doesn't feel that she will be good at.
我记得当我第一次 You know, I remember when she and I
和她合作主持节目的时候 first started together in radio, okay?
她其实害怕极了 She was terrified.
当然了 她装出一副泰然自若的样子 And yeah, she acted all, you know, confident and unfazed,
但是内心深处 but underneath...
内心深处 她其实和你一样 underneath, she was a lot like you.
充满了恐惧 Scared.
完全不知道应该怎么办 Didn't know what she got herself into.
凯特不会马上变成一个称职的母亲 Cate's not gonna be good at this overnight.
实际上 可能需要多一点时间 In fact, it's probably gonna take a while.
而且你说得没错 And you're right.
她的过去 In her old life...
也许你并不在其中 she may not have had room for you.
甚至连我都没有 I mean, hell, she didn't have room for me.
但是她正在努力为我们创造空间 But she's making a room.
我保证 Swear.
她的未来 你我都会参与其中 For both of us.
过来一下 Come here a second.
这是我们赶着做出来的 The, uh, work that we've been rushing to do on the house,
并不仅仅是为了家访 well, it wasn't just for the home inspection.
是为你而做的 It was for you.
天呐 Oh, my god.
凯特打算在她 Cate, well, she didn't want to tell you
通过认可之后再告诉你 until she knew she'd get approved.
所以 So...
这是她买给我的吗 She bought these for me?
是的 Yeah, she did.
她还看了你的IPod 找你喜欢的乐团 She also went on your iPod, got all your favorite bands.
我第一次有了自己的房间 I never had my own room before.
喜欢吗 You like?
太喜欢了 I love.
所有的东西明天就会得到正式确认 Everything will be written and made formal tomorrow.
但是你们已经取得了 But you've met the qualifications
寄养父母的资格 as foster parents and will be granted
并且可以暂时拥有莱克丝的监护权 temporary joint custody of Lux
但是有一个条件 There is one condition.
凯特 你是莱克丝的主要监护人 Cate, you will be Lux's primary caregiver.
那是什么意思 Oh, what-what does that mean?
什么意思 What does that mean? Yeah.
意思是莱克丝只可以和凯特住在一起 That means that Lux is only allowed to live at Cate's.
也许以后可以改变 Now, maybe eventually
但目前为止 就我的所见 that can change, but for now, after what I've seen,
我认为这样比较好 it's my recommendation.
恭喜你们 Congratulations all of you.
-谢谢你 -不用谢 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
谢谢 Thanks.
拜拜 Bye. Bye.
一切都会好的 It's gonna be great, okay?
我的房间真是太棒了 My room is amazing.
但谁是Spin Doctors[吉他摇滚乐队] But who are the Spin Doctors?
他们... Um... they, uh,
当年我和你爸就是在他们的音乐伴奏下缔造了你 They provided the soundtrack of your conception.
不好意思 让你联想到当时的画面 Sorry for putting that image in your head.
我对我在广播里说的话感到抱歉 And I'm sorry for what I said on the radio.
我一直对 You know, I've had trouble
承诺感到恐惧 committing to things my entire life.
但是莱克丝 我向你承诺 But, Lux... I'm committed to you.
无论我在那个白痴广播里说过什么 Okay? No matter what I said on the stupid radio.
我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我不该说出那种话 You deserve better than that.
知道吗 我真的很喜欢你的名字 You know, I really like your name.
谁给你取的 Who gave it to you?
一个护士 A nurse.
黑发的父母生出金发的孩子 Blonde-haired kid from two dark-haired parents.
机率不高 对吗 What are the chances, right?
意思是"光" Means "Light."
节目开始前 我有些话想说 There's something I need to say before we start the show today.
之前我缄口不言 I didn't want to say anything before
因为我不想让你们把我想象成一个不同的人 because I didn't want you to see me as a different person.
带着不同的光环 Or in a different light.
但也许事实就是这样 But maybe that's what's happened.
一切... Things...
一切都被照亮 闪闪发光 Things have been illuminated,
一切都变了 and everything has changed.
我遇到了我的女儿 I met my daughter.
莱克丝 Lux.
我认为她回到我的生命中来是有原因的 I think there's a reason she's come back into my life.
回到我们的生命中 Into our lives.
可能... 我不知道 可能因为这样 Maybe it's-- I don't know-- maybe it's so she and I
她和我 还有所有我们爱的人 and all the people that we love
可以从此成熟长大 can grow up once and for all.
一起长大 Together.