- 還給我！停下來！ - Give it back! Stop!
- 你們在吵什麼啊？ - Guys, what are you fighting about?
- 他搶了我的玩具 - He stole my toy.
- 我才沒有！ - 你們別吵了！ - I did not! - Guys, stop!
安靜四分鐘，如果你們能安靜四分鐘， Four minutes, if you're quiet for four minutes,
我就帶你們去吃冰淇淋 I'll get you ice cream.
- 六分鐘 - Six minutes.
- 這我喜歡的談判方式 - That's my kind of negotiation.
- 八分鐘，這是我最後的出價 - Eight minutes. That's my final offer.
- 看來他們當不了律師了 - Guess they're not gonna be lawyers.
- 什麼？ - What?
- 沒事，我說你們以後會是超棒的律師 - Nothing. I said you guys will make great lawyers.
啊！啊 Ah! Ah.
- 不行！ - 卡爾！ - No! - Cal!
- 是我的！ - 嘿，卡爾！ - It's mine! - Hey, Cal!
我需要點幫忙，我快遲到了 I could use some help, I'm gonna be late.
卡爾？卡爾？ Cal? Cal?
- 嘿，珍妮 - Hey, Janie.
抱歉啦哥們，我熬了一整夜在寫東西 Sorry, man, I was up all night writing.
我總得找時間睡覺吧 I need to sleep at some point.
- 寫了很多嗎？ - Did you get a lot done?
- 對啊！對對對 - Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
拜託！這裡面根本沒什麼好吃的東西 Come on! There's, like, nothing delicious in here.
沒有Oreo，什麼加工食品都沒有 No Oreos. Nothing processed at all.
- 對啊，你知道的，Oreo現在下市了 - Yeah, well, you know, Oreos are out of season.
要等到春天才能採收 They don't harvest them til the spring.
- 那我們應該種一棵樹 - Then I think we should get a tree.
這樣萬一有什麼大災難發生， So if there was ever any kind of massive disaster,
我們就能靠土地活下去，一次一塊Oreo we could live off the land, one Oreo at a time.
- 喔，你一定會超開心的 - Oh, you would be so happy.
嘿爸，是我，嗯，我剛才打給你， Hey, Dad, it's me, um, I tried your earlier,
打不通，不過我現在要去上班了 I couldn't get you, but I'm off to work.
嗯，我晚上會回來，記得打給我 Um, I'll be back later tonight, so gimme a call.
好嗎？愛你 Okay? Love you.
好啦，我得走了，我遲到了 Okay, I gotta go. I'm late.
- 好 - Okay.
- 愛你們喔！ - Love you, guys!
- 好啦親愛的，我把剩下的收起來 - All right, honey, I'll put the rest of it away.
嘿，艾莉克斯， Hey, Alex,
是我，呃，你跟爸通過話了嗎？ it's me, uh, have you talked to Dad?
我一直打給他，不知道他跑哪去了 I keep trying him. I don't know where he is.
好吧，記得打給我，愛你 Okay, well, call me. Love you.
- 好，卡 - Okay, cut.
很好，大家表現棒極了 All right, great job, guys.
這段很好玩 That was a fun one.
下一段是屋頂舞會，看一下 Next up, we got a rooftop dance party. Have a look.
這段要拍得性感一點 Let's make this one sexy.
來吧，我需要大爆發的能量 Come on, I need big energy.
哇哇叫，大聲尖叫之類的 Whoops, hollers, that kind of thing.
讓這場景活起來 Let's try to make this scene come to life.
我會給你們提示音 I'll beep you in.
卡！你們可以更好 Cut! You can do better than that.
不，這段爛透了 No, that was shit.
- 我他媽可是耶魯戲劇系的 - I went to fucking Yale drama.
那我現在該怎麼辦？ So what am I supposed to do?
我41歲了，你猜怎麼著？ I'm 41, and guess what?
他們讓我演30歲人的媽 They cast me as the mother of 30-year-olds.
30歲人的媽，我才41歲 30-year-olds. I'm 41.
我當初應該找份正經工作 I should have gotten a real job.
- 真的啦 - It's true though.
就像我和卡爾剛認識的時候，我們超， It's like when Cal and I first met, we were so,
你知道，眼睛亮晶晶又藝術又充滿熱情， you know, wide-eyed and artsy and brimming with passion,
但那種東西可付不了房貸 but it's not exactly the stuff mortgages are made of.
- 可是你知道嗎，我就是靠那股熱情追到這女孩的 - Well, but you know, I got the girl
對吧？ using all that wide-eyed passion, didn't I?
- 對啊 - Yeah.
我跟你們說過這個故事嗎？ I've told you this story?
- 沒有！ - 沒有吧 - No! - No, I don't think you have.
- 天啊好吧，我第一次遇到卡爾的時候， - Oh God, okay, so when I first met Cal,
他剛發表了他的第一篇短篇小說 he had just had his first short story published.
他超自大，我根本沒辦法形容 He was so full of himself, I can't even begin to tell you.
他那樣子就像我見到了巔峰時期的海明威 He was, he was like I was meeting Hemingway in his heyday.
- 喔，這還真的一點都不誇張 - Oh, that is so not false.
- 然後我朋友約我去聽詩朗誦 - So a friend of mine invited me to a poetry reading.
他大搖大擺走過來， He swaggers over to me,
開始跟我搭訕 starts chatting me up.
幾個小時後我們準備散場了， A couple hours later we're wrapping it up,
我在跟大家說再見 I'm saying my goodbyes.
我正要離開的時候他攔住我 On my way out he stops me.
他說，「今晚，Three of Clubs，十點 And he says, "Tonight, Three of Clubs, 10 o'clock.
給我出現，如果你知道 Be there, if you know
什麼對你餘生最好的話」 what's good for the rest of your life."
沒那麼誇張啦 It was not that bad.
- 所以那天晚上我回家路上， - So I'm on my way home that night,
我記得坐在那個，妳知道那個路口嗎 and I remember sitting, you know that intersection
好萊塢大道跟勞雷爾峽谷交會那個？ where Hollywood Boulevard and Laurel Canyon meet up?
- 知道 - 我就坐在那個 - Yes. - I just sat there
停車標誌前想， at that stop sign thinking,
「右轉回家，左轉去見那個傢伙」 "Right, I go home, left, I meet the guy."
所以，我就左轉了 So, I went left.
- 好，我想敬我們曾經那個充滿熱情、 - Well, I wanna propose a toast to the passionate,
勇敢又超蠢的自己一杯 brave, and ridiculous people we once were.
- 對 - 敬那個 - Yes. - Cheers to that.
- 乾杯 - Cheers.
- 啊，搔癢怪來了！ - Ah, tickle searcher!
過來你這小猴子！ Get over here, you little monkey!
什麼？ What?
好，喂？ Okay. Hello?
- 珍妮，是爸，他住院了 - Janie, it's Dad. He's in the hospital.
他又自殺了，你快回來 He did it again. You need to come home.
- 好，芭蕾課四點十五分 - Okay, so ballet's at 4:15.
別忘了，最好提早一點到， Don't forget, you should get there a little bit early,
好幫她準備好 okay, to get her ready.
還有，你知道，我不在的時候， Also, you know, without me here,
你最好晚上就把便當準備好 you should probably just pack lunches
對吧？ the night before, right?
記得，一定要用葵花籽醬 And remember, it's gotta be SunButter.
好嗎？花生醬是惡魔 Okay? Peanut butter's the devil.
我們會被學校趕出去的 We'll get kicked outta school.
- 你才去幾天而已 - You're only going for a couple of days.
他們衣服可能會有點怪， Now, their outfits might be a little weird,
但一定會吃飽、穿好，還會被唸故事書 but they will be fed and clothed and read to.
- 喔，對了 - Oh, that reminds me.
這是他最愛的書 This is his favorite book.
《甜甜圈別擔心》 "Donut Worry."
他會想盡辦法要你唸給他聽 He's gonna try to get you to read it to him.
別上當 Don't fall for it.
- 我知道了，保證 - I got it. Promise.
問題是，你還好嗎？嗯？ The question is, are you okay? Hm?
你確定不要我們一起去？ You sure you don't want us to be there?
- 不不不，我姊妹們會在， - No, no, no, my sisters will be there,
小孩太多會太吵 it'd be too much for the kids.
- 好啦好啦 - Okay, okay.
一句話，我們馬上到，好嗎？ Just say the word, and we're there, all right?
- 好 - 真的？好 - Okay. - Yeah? All right.
- 小孩們，你們在哪？ - Kiddos, where are you?
過來，過來 Come here. Come here.
我愛你我愛你我愛你，已經開始想你們了！ I love you, I love you, I love you and I miss you already!
好嗎？很快就見面 Okay? I'll see you soon.
好 - 媽，他打我！ Okay. - Mom, he hit me!
- 我的天，好 - Oh, Jesus. Okay.
你知道嗎，在LA開這玩意兒會被開槍的 You know, you would be shot for driving that thing in LA.
- 天啊，你買了一輛Prius - Oh my God, you get one Prius
現在就變成道德仲裁者了 and now you're the arbiter of morality.
嗨 - 嗨 Hi. - Hi.
- 哇，我喜歡，呃，我喜歡這頭髮 - Wow, I like, uh, I like the hair.
- 真的？我只是無聊，藍尼超討厭 - Really? I was bored, Lennie hates it.
- 嗯，這不是他當初娶的那種完美老婆造型 - Well, it's not really the trophy wife he signed up for.
- 去他的吧 - 喔喔！ - Well, fuck him. - Oh-oh!
- 不，我是說，我愛他，但對，也去他的吧 - No, I mean, I love him, but also, yeah, fuck him.
你懂吧？ You got that, right?
- 爸怎麼樣？ - How's Dad?
- 他試圖自殺 - Well, he tried to kill himself.
現在在精神科病房 He's in a psych ward.
他覺得他可以回家了， He thinks he's ready to go home,
但除此之外，他好得很 but I mean, other than that, he's great.
真的好得很 He's really great.
好，我在裡面等你，Cici也在路上 Okay, I will meet you inside and Cici's on her way.
- 好，呃，她還是，啊？ - Okay. Uh, is she still, ah?
- 好 - Okay.
- 嘿，爸爸 - Hey, Papa.
- 珍妮！ - 不，爸，別起來 - Janie! - No, Dad, don't get up.
別起來 - 喔，珍妮， Don't get up. - Oh, Janie,
我只是腦袋有病，身體好得很 I'm sick in the head, my body's just fine.
讓我好好看看你，我的小女孩怎麼樣？ Let me look at you. How's my girl?
- 我還好，就是有點擔心你 - I'm okay. You know, little worried about you.
- 喔，別談我了 - Oh, let's not talk about me.
坐下 Sit down.
她，呃，是個很有趣的女人 She's, uh, she's a funny lady.
讓我想起你媽媽 Reminds me of your mother.
- 露西爾·鮑爾？對，我聽說她私下是個壞女人 - Lucille Ball? Yeah, I hear she was a bitch in real life.
- 什麼？別跟我說這種事 - What? Don't tell me things like that.
你跟你那些好萊塢八卦，把我的偶像都毀了 You and your Hollywood stories, you ruin 'em for me.
我喜歡的每個硬漢，你都告訴我 Every tough guy I've ever liked, you, you tell me
他們現實中只有五呎四吋 they're 5'4" in real life.
- 嗯 - 我的天， - Well. - Oh my God,
這裡好老人味 it smells like old people.
我們得快點把你弄出去 We've gotta get you outta here.
- 喔，是瘋子味，更糟 - Oh, crazy people. Even worse.
- 噁，他什麼時候可以出院？我們什麼時候能接他出去？ - Ugh, when does he get out? When do we get him out?
- 給他一點時間，他才剛來 - Oh, just give him a second. He just got here.
- 他留在這裡不會更開心的 - He's not gonna get happier here.
你有沒有在這地方走走看？ Have you walked around this place?
- 我已經盡快趕來了 - I came as fast as I could.
嗨，嗨，爸爸 Hi. Hi, Daddy.
- 嘿，甜心 - 嗨 - Hey, sweetie. - Hi.
- 啊！ - Ah!
- 奧羅拉，北方女王，真的很高興妳能來 - Aurora, Queen of the North, so glad you could make it.
- 好啦 - 現在可以用我的本名叫我， - Okay. - Now, you can address me
我下班了 by my real name, I'm off-duty.
- 不要叫陛下什麼的？ - You don't want Your Highness, or?
- 你可以對我好一點嗎，艾莉克斯？ - Can you just be nice to me, Alex?
- 你看起來好美 - You look beautiful.
- 謝謝 - Thank you.
我們在北邊有場活動， We had an appearance up north,
所以我們就直接坐皇室巴士過來了 so we all just got in our royal bus and came straight here.
- 妳，你們全部，那些皇室怪胎都來了？ - You, they're all, every, the royal freak show's here?
喔，這是我聽過最好的消息 Oh, this is the best news ever.
- 你們也許該在巴士上等 - Maybe you guys should wait on the bus.
請回巴士吧 May thou goest to the bus.
喔！ Oh!
- 啊！ - Ah!
- 我的天 - Oh my God.
- 妳的朋友看起來，嗯，很有趣 - Your friends seem, um, interesting.
- 謝謝 - Thanks.
- 冰雪女王 - Queen of the Snow.
- 那是所有文藝復興市集怪胎冬天去的地方， - That's where all the Ren Fair weirdos go in the winter,
她是他們的女王 and she's the, the queen of 'em all.
- 嗯，每個人都有夢想，對吧，艾莉克斯？ - Well, you know, we all have dreams, right, Alex?
- 好啦 - Okay.
- 我，呃，看到你們有伴 - I, uh, see you have company.
我只是來給你藥 I just wanted to get you your meds here.
- 嗯，嗨，我-我是珍，他的女兒 - Um, hi, I- I'm Jane, his daughter.
這是我姊妹，Cici跟艾莉克斯 These are my sisters, Cici and Alex.
- 我是Ryn，我會照顧你爸 - I'm Ryn, I'll be helping your dad
到他可以出院為止 until he's ready to be discharged.
- Ryn，是Kathryn的縮寫？ - Ryn, short for Kathryn?
- 嗯，大部分人都猜不到 - Hm, most people don't guess that.
- 喔，很棒的愛爾蘭名字，你是愛爾蘭人？ - Oh, it's a nice Irish name. You Irish?
- 對，只有一點點啦 - Yeah, just a little bit, actually.
- 你知道，凱爾特人 - You know, the Celtic people
有種其他民族沒有的連結 have a bond no other people have.
- 來了 - 對 - Here we go. - Yeah.
- 什麼？ - 愛爾蘭故事 - What? - Here come
又要開始了 the Irish stories.
哇！這社區真不錯 Wow! This is quite the neighborhood.
- 對啊 - Yeah.
- 我的天 - Holy shit.
這是你們新家？ - 對啊 This is your new house? - Yeah.
很可愛吧？ It's cute, right?
- 好，我覺得你們上一間就很好了 - Okay. I thought your last place was nice.
這太誇張了 This is insane.
- 我推薦嫁給有錢人 - I recommend marrying rich.
我試過窮的，試過酗酒的，我真的很喜歡有錢的 I tried poor, I tried drunk. I really like rich.
- 嗯，第三次總會成功 - Huh, third time's the charm.
- 藍尼！ - Lennie!
藍尼！ Lennie!
啊，太好了，他不在家，我們可以講他壞話 Ah, good, he's not home, we can talk about him.
- 你跟小孩通過話了嗎？ - You talked to the kids?
- 呃，沒有，太晚了，明天早上FaceTime - Uh, no, it's too late. We'll FaceTime in the morning.
- 卡爾怎麼樣？ - How's Cal?
- 他很好，你知道的，老樣子 - He's good. You know, the same.
他，他很好 He's, he's good.
- 寫作呢？ - How's the writing?
- 嗯，很，慢 - It's, um, slow.
- 嗯 - Hm.
- 我真的累死了，老實說，我- - I'm pooped, honestly, I-
- 我的天 - Oh my God.
- 什麼？ - 你在閃躲 - What? - You're deflecting.
對，我整天都在抱怨我的鳥事， Yeah, I talk about my shit all the time,
一講到你就直接被打槍 and then the subject turns to you and it's just shot down.
- 才不是，我真的很累 - That is not true. I am, I am tired.
我明天早上一定好好抱怨我的生活，保證 I will bitch about my life in the morning, I promise.
- 你最好是，因為我一個人抱怨真的不好玩 - You better, because I really, it's not fun by myself.
- 你明明超會的啊 - You're so good at it though.
- 我是專家，但還是， - I'm an expert, but still,
我不想一直一個人抱怨 I don't wanna do it alone all the time.
你知道爸會沒事的，對吧？ You know, Dad's gonna be okay, right?
- 會嗎？這次又是怎麼回事？ - Is he? I mean, how did this happen again?
我一天跟他講五次電話，他聽起來好好的 I talk to him five times a day. He seems totally fine.
我真的覺得自己像個白癡 I feel like, I just feel like an idiot.
- 沒什麼不一樣的 - There's nothing that's different.
他一直都是這樣，他有躁鬱症啊 This is how he always has been. I mean, he's bipolar.
他笑、他開玩笑、把每個人都迷得團團轉 He laughs, he jokes, he charms everyone
覺得他一切都很好 into thinking he's on top of the world.
- 對啊，直到他轉身就想自殺 - Yeah, until he turns around and tries to kill himself.
- 對 - 我不知道， - Yeah. - I don't know,
媽死後這種事好像還比較能理解 I mean, I guess it made more sense after Mom died.
她會讓他穩定，讓他走上正軌 She kept him together. She kept him on track.
沒有她就... 但這次 And without her, it... But this.
- 我覺得他這次不是真的想死，老實說 - I don't think he was trying to do it this time, honestly.
我覺得他只是醒來覺得受夠了這種感覺 I think he just woke up and was sick of how he was feeling,
然後就，我不知道 and then he just, I don't know.
- 我覺得我們讓他失望了 - I feel like we let him down.
- 他沒事，我打算讓他搬來跟我住 - He's fine. I'm gonna have him move in here.
什麼？ What?
- 他不會，你再怎麼努力，他永遠不會搬來這裡住 - He's not, you keep trying. He's never gonna move in here.
- 嗯，他不能一個人住 - Well, he can't be alone.
- 不行 - 然後什麼，什麼， - No. - And what, what,
他要跟Cici住 is he gonna be with Cici
跟她那群快樂吉普賽人一起？ and her little gypsy wagon of merry men?
- 不，天啊，絕對不行 - No, God, no.
嗨，嗯，中杯美式咖啡，麻煩不要留空位 Hi, um, medium Americano. No room, please.
謝謝 Thanks.
謝謝 Thank you.
- 珍妮？ - Janie?
- 艾比！哇！ - Abby! Whoa!
- 天啊，你看起來完全沒變 - Oh my goodness. You look exactly the same.
- 喔，才沒有，上次見到你，你還戴牙套- - Oh, no, and the last time I saw you, you had braces-
- 還有燙捲髮，別提醒我 - And a perm. Don't remind me.
- 我真的記得那個燙壞的捲髮 - I do remember the perm gone wrong.
- 你好嗎？ - How are you?
我聽說你搬去LA，當演員了？ I heard you moved to LA, became an actress?
- 對，對 - Yeah. Yeah.
- 你知道嗎，我-我看過你演的戲 - You know, I- I saw you in a show.
你好像演鬼什麼的？ I think you were like a ghost, or something?
我打給哈里森跟他說， I called Harrison to tell him,
但他去看的時候，你已經下檔了 but by the time he caught it, you had disappeared.
- 他呢？哈里森？ - How is he? Harrison?
- 喔，他很好 - Oh, he's great.
一直都過得很順遂 Just lives a charmed life. Always has.
結婚了，三個小孩 Married, three kids.
- 哇 - Wow.
- 你爸呢？他最近怎麼樣？ - And your dad, how is he these days?
- 呃，他-他很好，他，他，他真的超好 - Uh, he- he's great. He's, he's, he's really, really good.
真的好意外碰到你 So fun running into you.
- 喔 - 你知道嗎？ - Oh. - And you know what?
下次看到哈里森，幫我跟他說聲嗨好嗎？ Will you please tell Harrison I say hi
你看到他的時候 next time you see him?
- 好，你也幫我跟你爸說 - Yes. And tell your dad the same.
- 好 - Okay.
- 珍妮！等等，我在想什麼啊 - Janie! Wait, I don't know what I'm thinking.
我們表弟這週要結婚， Our cousin's getting married this week,
哈里森今天飛過來 and then Harrison flies in today.
你應該來跟我們喝一杯什麼的 You should meet us for a drink or something.
- 喔，嗯 - 婚禮結束後 - Oh, um. - The wedding's over
在松冠那邊，所以你知道，我們會去McCormick's at Pinecrest, so, you know, we'll end up at McCormick's.
來吧，喝一杯，哈里森一定很想見你 So come, have a drink. Harrison would love to see you.
- 好，對啊 - Okay. Yeah.
- 那今晚見囉？對吧？ - So I'll see you tonight, right? Right?
- 對 - 好，再見 - Yeah. - Okay. Bye.
- 早安 - Good morning.
- Ryn！ - Ryn!
我可以叫你凱薩琳嗎？ Can I call you Kathryn?
- 當然可以吧 - I suppose.
- 嗯！你來給我打藥嗎？ - Hm! Are you here to drug me?
- 醫生要抽血檢查，這樣才能調整你的藥 - Doctor wants to run some tests so he can adjust your meds.
- 好 - 你怕針嗎？ - Yeah. - You okay with needles?
- 我有選擇嗎？ - Do I have a choice?
我覺得你跟憂鬱的人待太久了 I think you spend too much time around depressed people.
- 叩叩，我帶貝果來了 - Knock, knock. I brought bagels.
- 喔，凱薩琳，你認識我女兒珍嗎？ - Oh, Kathryn, you know my daughter Jane?
對，她在LA當演員 Yeah, she's an actress in LA.
跟迪克·范·戴克合作過 Worked with Dick Van Dyke.
- 哇，有沒有我可能看過的？ - Wow, anything I might have seen you in?
- 喔，嗯，你知道，我演過很多不同的東西 - Oh, um, you know, I've done a lot of different things.
沒什麼特別紅的 Nothing's really popped.
- 嘿，她靠演戲賺錢養家，這已經很厲害了！ - Hey, she pays the bills as an actress. That's huge!
- 好吧，我留你們兩個吃貝果 - Well, I'll leave you two with your bagels.
- 好，爸，你別再誇了 - Okay, Dad, you gotta stop bragging.
沒人聽過我，很尷尬耶 No one's ever heard of me. It's embarrassing.
- 我永遠不會停止誇你 - I'll never stop bragging.
這醫院裡，這整個城市，有多少人 How many people in this hospital, in this whole city,
追夢追到洛杉磯 have chased their dreams all the way to Los Angeles
還真的實現了？ and achieved them?
- 嗯，你對我夢想的解讀很寬鬆 - Well, you have a loose interpretation
如果你覺得我已經實現了 of my dreams if you think I've achieved them.
洋蔥還是原味？ Onion or plain?
- 兩個都要 - I'll take both.
- 燒毀的建築！這擋住他的路了！ - Burnt-out buildings! That gets in his way!
- 什麼？他叫什麼名字來著？ - What? What's his name again?
- 破壞俠 - Destructo Man.
- 他有沒有跟你說得很清楚？ - Is he getting you all caught up there?
- 有啊有啊 - Oh, he is, he is.
- 「當你們睡覺時，復仇者聯盟繼續戰鬥！」 - "While you sleep, the Avengers fight on!"
好啦各位，我想跟媽咪說話，換我了 Okay, everybody, I'd like to talk to Mom. My turn.
哈囉，親愛的 Hello, honey.
- 嗨 - Hi.
- 你爸怎麼樣？他看起來如何？ - So, how's your dad? How does he seem?
- 呃，你知道，差不多，還好 - Uh, you know, kinda, fine.
你知道，這整件事最操蛋的地方就是這樣 You know, that's the really F'd up thing about it all.
- 髒話罐！ - Swear jar!
- 嘿，我只說了F，這連個字都不是 - Hey, I said F, that's not even a word.
- 你看起來很漂亮，要去哪？ - Well, you look nice. Where you headed?
- 猜猜看！ - Guess!
- McCormick's，天啊 - McCormick's. Oh God.
你知道，那些人讓我起雞皮疙瘩 You know, these people freak me out.
- 對啊 - 你們都四十好幾了， - Yeah. - You guys are all over 40,
還每晚去同一家酒吧喝酒， and you drink at the same bar every night,
二十年後還是這樣 like 20 years later.
有點怪 It's kind of weird.
- 是啊，有點 - It is. Yeah.
我得走了，嘿小孩們，你們在哪？ I gotta go. Hey kiddos, where are you?
媽咪有多愛你們？ How much does Mommy love you?
- 這麼多！ - 至少比這還多更多！ - This much! - At least so much more!
好啦，我愛你們，啾！ All right, I love you. Mwah!
明天打給你們 I'll call you guys tomorrow.
嗨，麻煩一杯伏特加蘇打 Hi, just a vodka soda, please.
謝謝 Thanks.
- 嘿！ - Hey!
嘿！真的是你 Hey! It is you.
- 對，嗯，我，我，對 - It is, um I, me. Yes.
天啊 - 不是吧 God. - No.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
呃，伏特加蘇打？ Uh, vodka soda?
- 嗯 - 我記得你， - Um. - I remember you,
你放鬆的時候喝紅酒， you drank, uh, wine to relax,
壓力大或緊張的時候喝伏特加 vodka when you're stressed or nervous.
這次是哪一種？ Which is it?
- 你記得這種事真的很怪 - That is a very strange thing to remember about me.
- 我-我記得你的一切 - I- I remember everything about you.
拜託，都十九年了 Come on, it's been 19 years.
你別想這麼容易就溜走 You're not getting outta here that easy.
- 好啦 - 好 - Okay. - Okay.
- 所以麥克六歲，莉莉八歲 - 嗯，嗯哼 - So Mac is six, Lily eight. - Mm. Mm-hmm.
- 嗯，天啊，我遇到卡爾，呃，在一場詩朗誦， - Um, God, I met Cal, uh, at a poetry reading,
在那個情緒滿滿的- in our angsty-
- 當然 - 在那個情緒滿滿的年輕時候- - Of course. - In our angsty youth-
- 哈哈 - 然後就一路到現在了 - Ah-ha. - And the rest is history.
- 喔 - 你呢？ - Oh. - You?
- 嗯，大學一畢業就遇到惠妮 - Um, met Whitney right outta college.
三個女兒，六歲、八歲、十歲 Three girls. 6, 8, 10.
我永遠沒發言權 I have no say in anything ever.
等等，你這次在鎮上待多久？ So wait, how long are you in town?
- 喔，就幾天，我住艾莉克斯那 - Oh, just a couple days. I'm staying with Alex.
她在庫克斯灣有個，呃，小豪宅 She's got a, uh, little McMansion up on Cooks Bay.
- 喔哇，所以她成功了 - Oh, wow. So she's arrived.
- 差不多啦 - Ish.
- 我姊姊- - 對 - My sister- - Yes.
- 碰到你，對吧？ - 對 - Ran into you, right? - Yes.
- 每次我們去小屋，她都提到你 - Every time we go to the cabin, she talks about you.
記得嗎，珍，我們以前開車載她上去 Remember, Jane, we used to drive her up
然後早上她會抓到我們在，在上下鋪， and then she'd catch us in the, in the bunk,
在早上 - 喔，我不，記得 in the morning. - Oh, I don't, yes.
我們爸媽怎麼會讓我們這樣？ How did our parents let us do that?
為什麼我們可以自己在那？ Like, why were we allowed to be there alone?
他們不應該允許的 They shouldn't have.
我們做的事比應該的多了一點 We were getting away with a little more than we should have.
- 我知道，對，我很想你爸媽 - I know, yeah. I miss your parents.
我都不知道你媽的事 I didn't even know about your mom.
- 對 - 好幾個月後才知道 - Yeah. - Until months after.
你應該告訴我的 You should have told me.
- 嗯，那是，我大概十年沒見到你了， - Well, that's, I mean, I hadn't seen you in about a decade,
突然說這個可能有點怪 it might have been a little weird.
- 嗯，我會來的，我很愛她 - Well, I would've been here. I loved her.
你爸呢？ How's your dad?
- 呃，他，他很好，你知道嗎？ - Uh, he's, he's good. You know?
嗯 Um.
他... He...
他，嗯，幾天前試圖自殺 He, um, tried to kill himself a couple days ago.
所以，這，這就是我回來的原因 So that's, that's why I'm here.
- 天啊，真抱歉 - God, I'm so sorry.
- 他一直都很辛苦，你知道的 - He's had an uphill battle, as you know.
自從我媽過世後，就一直... And since my mom passed, it's just been...
- 對 - Right.
你呢？你好嗎？ And you? How are you?
- 天啊，我是說，我，哈，我本來想騙說 - God, I mean, I, huh, I would lie
我從來沒這麼好過， and say I've never been better,
但如果有人能戳破我的謊言， but if anybody can call me on my bullshit,
大概就是你了，所以 it is probably you, so.
- 對啊 - Yeah.
- 現在想起來好瘋 - It seems so crazy now.
天啊，我當時完全被我們兩個迷住了，你知道嗎？ God, I was so swept up in us, you know?
我-我-我都不記得高中了 I- I- I don't even remember high school.
我只記得，我們兩個 I just remember, us.
- 我不知道 - I don't know.
好笑的是，現在跟你坐在這裡， The funny thing is, it doesn't even seem that long ago
感覺好像沒過那麼久，你知道，一點都不覺得瘋狂 sitting here with you now, you know it doesn't seem that crazy.
- 聊得很開心 - Very fun to catch up.
你，呃，你長大後還是很棒 You, uh, you make a good grown up.
- 喔，謝謝，你也一樣，只會更好 - Oh, thanks. You are the same, only better.
- 對吧？ - 我不是開玩笑 - Right? - I'm not kidding.
- 呃，好，祝你飛行順利，然後嗯， - Uh, well, safe flight, and um,
我想我們再二十年見吧 I guess I'll see you in another 20.
- 嗯，希望不是 - Well, I hope not.
拜 Bye.
凱薩琳！ Kathryn!
你這次又要來戳我什麼？ What kind of prodding have you come for now?
- 嗯，沒戳，只是你的藥 - Hm, no prodding. Just your meds.
- 好 - Yeah.
- 誰贏了？ - Who's winning?
- 我！ - Me!
這就是跟自己下棋的好處， That's one perk of playing against yourself,
永遠都是自己贏 you always win.
我以前跟我老婆下，她通常贏 I used to play with my wife, and she usually won.
她死後，我就開始跟自己下 And after she died, I just started playing myself.
比較不孤單，你會下嗎？ Less lonely. You play?
- 我？喔，不，不，我-我從來沒學過 - Me? Oh, no, no, I- I never learned.
- 嗯，你想學嗎？ - Well, you wanna learn?
- 嗯，我不知道，我... - Well, I don't, I don't know, I...
我大概學不會 I probably wouldn't be any good.
而且我還有病人要去看 And I have patients I have to check on.
- 那你下班後做什麼？ - Well, what do you do after work?
- 我回家 - I go home.
- 喔，回家找？ - Oh. To?
- 找？喔，自己 - To? Oh, myself.
這跟- What does that have to do-
- 那下班後過來 - So come when work is done.
二十分鐘，我教你我所有的絕招 20 minutes, I'll teach you all my tricks.
- 吃藥 - Take your meds.
- 我就算贏了也要棄這盤 - I'm scrapping this game even though I'm winning.
所以你最好來 So you'd better come.
你這小狐狸精 You little minx.
我就知道你穿高跟鞋化妝 I knew you were up to something
一定有鬼 with the heels and the makeup.
- 閉嘴 - Shut up.
- 他還帥嗎？ - Is he still hot?
我約過的每個男人都不是胖就是禿， Every guy I've dated is either fat, bald,
不然就是硬不起來，或三樣全中 can't get it up, or all of the above.
我真的搞不懂 I mean, I really don't get it.
我現在更正點 I look better.
我真的變更好看了，他們卻全毀了 I legitimately look better, and they've all gone to hell.
- 他看起來不錯 - He looks good.
- 還是那麼裝？ - Still pretentious?
- 他才不裝 - He was not pretentious.
他家有錢沒錯，但他一直都很nice He came from money, yes, but he was nice. Always.
- 他差點就要戴領巾了 - He was a beat away from wearing an ascot.
他就是裝 He was pretentious.
- 總之，見到他真的很高興 - Anyway, it was really good to see him.
- 你真的很愛那傢伙 - You really loved that guy.
我從沒看你對誰那麼瘋狂過 I've never seen you like that with anyone.
你是說，你超迷他 I mean, you were crazy about him.
- 嗯，見到他真的很高興 - Well, it was good to see him.
- 對，對，你說了 - Yeah. Yeah, you said that.
- 嗯，他不能跟我住 - Well, he can't live with me.
- 他可以跟我住，這最合理 - He can live with me. It makes the most sense.
- 對，是這樣，但老實說，他可以來LA - Yeah, it does, but honestly, he can come to LA.
我們有地方，小孩會很開心 We have the space. The kids would love it.
對吧？ Right?
- 對，對 - Right. Right.
- 呃，你幹嘛這樣看我？ - Uh, why are you looking at me like that?
- 沒有 - 你有 - I'm not. - You are.
- 沒有，我只是好奇 - No, I'm just, I'm wondering
你是不是打算永遠待在那 if you're gonna stay there forever.
我是說，那是LA，真的很噁 I mean, it's LA, it's really, it's gross.
你現在有小孩了， I mean, you have kids now,
而且你也沒有真的，你知道？ and you're not really, you know?
- 我沒有什麼？ - I'm not what?
- 嗯，你沒有真的在演戲 - Well, you're not really acting
像你原本想要的那樣， in the way that you wanted to,
所以幹嘛還待在那？ and so it's like, why stay there?
我是說，某個時候，難道不是該認清現實嗎？ I mean, at some point, don't you just have to kinda call it?
- 天啊，你是怎樣？ - Oh my God, what is wrong with you?
- 她好壞，你好壞 - She's mean. You're mean.
- 我很誠實，總有人要說吧 - I'm honest. Someone has to say it.
我不說，誰說？ If I don't say it, who's gonna say it?
- 沒人，因為大家不會說這種話 - Nobody. Because people don't say that stuff.
他們讓別人自己想通自己的人生 They let other people figure their own lives out.
- 我只是覺得你想太久了 - I kind of feel like you're taking too long.
- 我的天，這就是我不住這裡的原因 - Oh, Jesus. This is why I don't live here.
- 你現在還有正常衣服嗎？ - Do you even own real clothes anymore?
- 這些就是正常衣服 - These are real clothes.
- 好吧 - Okay.
- 這或許不是最好時機， - So this may not be the best time,
但我週六要把皇室皇冠傳給新女王， but I pass the royal crown to the new queen on Saturday,
我真的很希望你們能來 and I'd really love it if you guys were there.
- 嗯！你有什麼鳥話想說？ - Hm! Anything shitty you wanna say about that?
我們會去 We'll be there.
絕對不會錯過 Wouldn't miss it.
- 嗨，爸 - Hi, Dad.
- 嘿！你們來了 - Hey! There they are.
你們三個又在一起開心嗎？ You three having fun being together again?
- 喔，對 - 超開心 - Oh, yeah. - So much fun.
- 嗯 - 嘿，爸爸 - Mm. - Hey, Daddy.
- 嗯，甜心 - 你好嗎？ - Yes, sweetie. - How are you?
- 對，我很好 - Yeah, I'm good.
- Cici，Cici，你不能這樣對他 - Cici. Cici, you can't do that to him.
- 什麼？他試圖自殺，我不能哭嗎？ - What? He tried to kill himself, I can't cry about that?
- 不行！ - No!
- 不行 - 好吧，你能嗎？ - No. - All right, can you?
- 嗯，這裡有果凍推車，我看到果凍推車了 - Um, there's a jello cart out here. I saw the jello cart.
- 我可以出院了嗎？ - Can I get outta here already?
- 可以，很快，但你不能自己回家 - Yes, soon, but you can't go home by yourself.
艾莉克斯說你可以- Alex says you could-
- 我不想跟艾莉克斯住 - I don't wanna live with Alex.
如果我聾了或許可以，但聽她跟... If I was deaf, maybe, but to listen to her fight with...
什麼，他叫什麼名字？ What, what's his name?
- 藍尼 - 對，他們吵架， - Lennie. - Yeah, they fight,
然後上床，吵架，然後上床 then have sex, fight, then have sex.
- 噁 - 不要，謝謝 - Ugh. - No thanks.
還有可愛的Cici And sweet Cici.
她35歲心態14歲，上帝保佑她 She's 35 going on 14, bless her heart.
- 那來跟我住吧 - So come live with me.
- 你住在LA，我不能就這樣丟下你媽 - You live in LA. I can't leave your mother like that.
- 媽會希望你去的 - Mom would want you to go.
- 她在这里，我在这里 - She's here. I'm here.
我一週去墓園三天，就這樣 I go to the cemetery three days a week. That's that.
- 嗯，你不能再自己住了，爸 - Well, you can't live by yourself again, Dad.
你吃了太多藥，差點就醒不過來 You took too many pills and you almost didn't wake up.
你笑啊，做你那快樂愛爾蘭小精靈的樣子， You laugh and you do your happy Irish leprechaun thing,
但你不能再這樣對我們了 but you can't do that to us again.
- 我累了，珍妮 - I'm tired, Janie.
- 我知道，爸爸，讓我們幫你吧 - I know, Papa. So let us help you.
- 我會沒事的 - I'll be okay.
我很好 I'm good.
嗯 Hmm.
- 所以，你認識住附近的那些人嗎？ - 不，你覺得我會聊天... - So, like, do you know the people
我根本不跟任何人講話 that live around here? - No, you think I talk...
我誰都不講 I don't talk to anybody.
- 那是誰？ - 我不知道 - Who is that? - I don't know.
- 這是你家，沒人知道我在這 - It's your house, nobody even knows I'm here.
- 看起來有人知道你在這 - It looks like someone knows that you're here.
對，好，好 Yeah, okay. Okay.
- 艾莉克斯！ - 哈里森！ - Alex! - Harrison!
看看你 Look at you.
我很想多聊，但我要洗頭髮了 I would love to talk more, gotta wash my hair.
- 你在這幹嘛？ - What are you doing here?
- 呃，我有點事，然後我想 - Uh, I had some business and uh, I thought
多待一兩天 I'd stay on for a day or two.
我沒有你的號碼， I didn't have your number,
但你告訴我艾莉克斯住哪，所以 but you told me where Alex lived, so.
我可以請你喝一杯嗎？ Can I buy you a drink?
- 好 - Yeah.
- 我就知道你會來 - I knew you'd come.
給你 There you go.
- 謝謝 - Thank you.
- 老實說，我打算讓你贏 - Full disclosure, I plan to let you win.
所以開局不要移動超過一兩個兵 So you don't wanna move more than one or two
然後保護好你的王 of your pawns in the opening.
你也可以王車易位 Then you keep your king safe.
喔，這之後再說 You could also castle your king.
喔，我們晚點再談 Oh, we'll talk about that later.
所以，呃 So, uh.
嗯！有意思 Hmm! Interesting.
我喜歡 I like it.
告訴我，這張臉笑起來很美， So tell me, this face is beautiful when it smiles,
但它不常笑 but it does not smile very often.
嘿，你說你下班回家找自己 Hey, you say you, you go home to yourself.
沒，呃，老公、小孩、孫子？呃 No, uh, husband, kids, grandkids? Uh.
好，你要我先說嗎？ Okay. You want me to start?
我有個老婆 I had a wife.
一個我愛過一切的老婆 A wife I loved more than anything.
我在酒吧遇到她，偏偏就是酒吧 I met her one night at a bar, of all places.
我醉了 I was drunk.
那時候我的人生很標準醉 Pretty standard at that time in my life.
她在市中心的愛爾蘭酒吧，Nick's She was at this Irish place, Nick's, downtown.
我跟她聊天， And I talked to her,
我以為自己很風趣迷人，很開心 I thought I was being funny and charming, happy.
她只是安靜聽著 She just listened quietly.
我終於閉嘴時，她看著我 And when I finally shut up, she just looked at me
問我為什麼這麼難過 and asked why I was so sad.
她完全嚇到我，她看穿了我的一切 She caught me so off guard. She saw everything in me.
沒人能這樣看穿我 Nobody could ever see me like that.
除了珍妮 Except Janie.
自從她媽死後，她是最親的 Since her mother died, she's the closest.
- 我有個兒子 - I had a son.
- 天啊，還在？ - Oh my God. It's still here?
- 對啊 - Yeah.
- 哇，你上次來是什麼時候？ - Whoa. When was the last time you were here?
- 我，好久了，不知道 - I, ages. I don't know.
我是說，從我爸媽賣掉小屋後就沒來過 I mean, not since my parents sold the cabin.
- 真的好瘋 - 你知道嗎？完全沒變 - It's just crazy. - You know? Hasn't changed.
- 嘿，小孩們，去玩吧 - Hey, kids, go. Enjoy yourselves.
好，你們要喝什麼？ All right, what can I get you?
- 嘿！ - Hey!
- 真是見鬼了！ - Well, I'll be damned!
你們好嗎？ How y'all doing?
- 很好 - 你呢，萊爾？ - Good. - How you been, Lyle?
- 不，我很好，真的很好 - No, I've been good. I've been real good.
- 對啊？ - 萊寧庫格爾，對吧？ - Yeah? - Leinenkugel, right?
- 入境隨俗嘛 - 萊寧- 嘿嘿嘿！ - When in Rome. - Line- hey, hey, hey!
坐下坐下，我馬上拿來 Sit your asses down. I'll bring 'em right out.
我請客 Drinks are on me.
- 真的嗎？ - 好 - You sure? - Okay.
- 好 - 收起你的錢 - All right. - Put your money away.
去吧 - 好，嘿！ Go on. - All right, hey!
- 去吧 - 嘿！ - Go on. - Hey!
- 他那時候看起來好老 - Like, he just seemed so old back then.
對吧，是不是？ Right, didn't he?
- 嗯，他大概跟我們現在一樣老 - Well, he was probably our age.
- 喔天，別這樣說 - Oh, God, don't tell me that.
- 也許更年輕 - Maybe younger.
- 希望你們不是開車來 - Hope you ain't driving.
你們別想清醒離開 You ain't leaving here sober.
- 我們接受，我們接受挑戰 - We accept, we accept the challenge.
- 對啊 - 乾杯 - Yeah. - Cheers.
- 乾杯！ - Cheers!
- 里奇，那是我兒子 - Richie. That's my son.
- 嗯 - Hm.
- 他跟我一樣害羞 - He was shy like me.
他在電影院工作 He worked at a movie theater.
- 嗯 - Hmm.
- 他超愛電影 - He loved the movies.
什麼都看 Seen everything.
我們會在他出門前聊天， And we would talk before he left,
他回來後也聊天 and talk when he got back.
所以，嗯，有一天 So, um, one day
我沒他的消息 I just didn't hear from him.
我就打給他 So I called him.
沒人接 Nothing.
但我沒，我沒慌 But I didn't, I didn't panic.
早上還是沒消息， In the morning, when I still hadn't heard from him,
我就穿好衣服，我記得 I got dressed and I remember
穿了件棕色毛衣， putting a, a brown sweater on,
然後想， and thinking,
「這就是我會穿的衣服」 "This is what I'll be wearing."
我就是有這種感覺 I just had a feeling.
我就去了， So I went there,
門上有鄰居留的紙條 and there was a sign on the door from his neighbors.
寫著，「里奇的家人， It said, "Richie's family,
請告訴我們追思會什麼時候 please let us know when the service is.
我們想參加」 We'd like to be there."
警察大概沒想到要打給我 I guess the police never thought to call me.
他以前都騎腳踏車上班 He used to ride his bike to work.
我還覺得這樣比較安全 And I remember taking comfort in that
讓我安心 because it was safer.
他在上班路上被車撞了 He got hit by a car on his way
在救護車上死了 and he died in the ambulance.
就這樣 And that was that.
我還留著他的骨灰 I still have his ashes.
我試過 I've tried.
我有， I have,
但我做不到 but I can't.
這是我僅剩的他的東西 It's all I have left of him.
- 我們17歲，大概是你最好的客人 - We were 17, probably your best customers.
- 對，我覺得你們反正要喝， - Yeah, I figured if you were gonna drink anyway,
不如在這喝 you might as well drink here.
我在這看著你們不會出事 Nothing was gonna happen to you on my watch.
我盯著你們 I had my eye on you.
- 啊 - 你知道， - Ah. - You know,
我一直覺得你們會在一起 I always figured that you two would end up together.
你們有小孩嗎？ You got kids?
- 對，小孩什麼的都有 - Yeah. Kids and everything.
- 對啊？太好了 - Yeah? That's great.
你們長大有小孩了 Here's you two all grown up with kids.
嘿，呃，我有東西給你們 Hey, uh, I got something for you.
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
- 你不會覺得他要去拿- - You don't think he's gonna get-
- 我-我覺得，我真的- - I- I do. I, really-
- 他要去拿小香腸？ - He's gonna get the little sausages?
- 我超確定就是那些小香腸 - I'm pretty confident it's gonna be those little sausages.
- 不行，我不行 - No, you can't, I cannot.
- 我-我- - 我太- - I- I- - I'm too-
- 絕對不行 - 我吃不下那些 - Definitely can't. - I cannot eat those.
- 二十年前還行， - 20 years ago, maybe, I could stomach it,
但現在不行 but it's not.
什麼？ - 什麼？ What? - What?
- 不錯吧？ - Not bad, huh?
- 啊！ - 來吧來吧 - Ah! - Come on. Come on.
- 我不敢相信你還記得 - I can't believe you remember.
- 我什麼都記得，來吧 - I remember everything. Come on now.
看看你！嗯哼 Look at you! Mm-hmm.
現在進來吧 Now come on in here now.
我太老了做不了這個，老兄 I'm too old to be doing this, buddy.
她太，她對我太年輕了，去吧 She's too, she's too young for me. Go on ahead.
- 你覺得我們跌跌撞撞走過這條路多少次？ - How many times do you think we stumbled down this path?
- 我閉著眼都會 - I could do it in my sleep.
醉著閉著眼也會 I could do it drunk in my sleep.
這就是我一直記得我們的事 That's one of the things I always remembered about us.
我們是死黨，你知道，像， We were buddies, you know, like,
我是說，我們相愛， I mean, we were in love,
但你超酷又好笑， but like, you were so cool and funny,
我們就像朋友一起做很多事 and we just did stuff together like friends.
我再也沒這種感覺 I never had that again.
嗯 Hmm.
喔 Oh.
我以為你說你爸媽賣掉了 I thought you said your parents sold it.
- 他們賣了 - They did.
哇，看起來完全一樣 Wow, it looks exactly the same.
- 我知道 - I know.
- 這才是真正的考驗 - This will be the true test.
- 我的天 - 哇 - Oh my God. - Whoa.
好 Okay.
- 喔！ - Oh!
- 什麼，喔！ - What, oh!
- 喔，喔，不行，這絕對不能喝 - Oh, oh, no. That cannot be okay to drink.
這放這裡從我們18歲開始 That's been sitting here since we were like 18 years old.
我們試試看，喔 Let's try it. Oh.
- 好，來吧 - Okay. Here we go.
- 好 - 好 - Right. - Okay.
- 還不錯，真的不錯 - It's good. It's really good.
- 奇怪的是，味道居然還行 - I mean, it, it weirdly tastes kind of fine.
- 嗯 - 不行？ - Hm. - No?
- 我不知道 - I don't know.
你看這個？看看這箱煙火 Do you see this? Look at this box of fireworks.
看這個 Look at this.
- 喔喔 - Oh-oh.
- 你有火柴嗎？ - Do you have a match?
這會讓你大開眼界， This is going to blow your mind,
如果不是太老撐不住的話 if it's not like too old and doesn't flop.
但我很有希望 But I have hopes.
喔！點到了嗎？ Oh! Did it go?
沒有，沒點到 No, it did not.
來吧，來吧寶貝 Come on. Come on, baby.
來吧 Come on.
不！ No!
不！失敗了 No! It's a bust.
不會成功的 It's not gonna happen.
- 你已經很努力了 - You really put your best effort in though.
- 真掃興 - What a bummer.
你知道萊爾以為我們結婚了吧？ You realize Lyle thinks we're married
對方就是彼此 to each other, right?
- 他看起來超開心 - I mean, he seemed so happy.
我就是，糾正不了他 I just, I couldn't correct him.
- 對啊 - Yeah.
- 喔！ - 我的天 - Oh! - Oh my God.
- 你成功了 - You did it.
- 所以我們為什麼沒有？ - So why aren't we?
- 沒有什麼？ - Why aren't we what?
- 結婚啊？ - Married to each other?
對，我-我停不下來問自己 Yeah, I- I can't stop asking myself.
我只是想你有沒有好答案，因為我沒有 I just wondered if you had a good answer, because I don't.
- 你這蕩婦 - You slut.
- 什麼都沒發生，好嗎？ - Nothing happened. Okay?
只是回憶之旅 It was a trip down memory lane.
- 現在三點了 - It's 3:00 in the morning.
- 什麼都沒發生，好嗎？ - And nothing happened. Okay?
- 我愛你，J，別搞砸你的人生 - I love you, J, don't mess up your life.
我不敢相信我們在縱容這怪事 I cannot believe we're validating this weirdness.
- 對，她很怪，但她是我們姊妹 - Yeah, well, she's weird, but she's our sister.
我們不能當混蛋 We can't be total shitheads.
- 如果不縱容我們算混蛋嗎？ - Are we really shitheads if we don't condone this?
我是說，她叫他們皇室家族 I mean, she calls them her royal family.
- 早安，我的女士們 - Good morrow, my ladies.
- 諸位貴賓，吾乃北風泰坦， - Ladies and gentlemen, I, Titan of the North Wind,
今日以皇室成員之姿前來 come to you today as a member of the royal courts.
我們在此為新女王加冕 We gather here to crown a new queen.
並向即將卸任的女王Cici Kelly致敬 And we say goodbye to our going queen Cici Kelly.
今日，她將把皇冠 And today, she passes on the crown
傳給下一位女王，艾克賽爾西爾的安娜塔西亞 to our next queen, Anastasia of Excelsior.
- 好 - All right.
- Cici女王將傳下皇冠， - Queen Cici shall pass on her crown,
但需兩位美麗少女輔佐 but not without the support of two fair maidens.
- 這東西好熱 - This thing's hot.
- 珍與艾莉克斯兩位少女，請上皇室高台！ - Maidens Jane and Alex, please approach the royal stage!
Cici女王的姊妹珍與艾莉克斯，可否上台？ Can Queen Cici's sisters, Jane and Alex, approach the stage?
- 靠 - Oh shit.
- 什麼？幹嘛幹嘛？ - 他們在等我們 - What? What, what, what? - They're waiting for us.
- 喔！ - Oh!
- 請跪下 - Please kneel.
- 抱歉，什麼？ - 什麼？ - I'm sorry, what's that? - What?
- 請跪下 - Please kneel.
- 就，就現在- - 這裡？ - Like, right- - There?
- 現在要跪嗎 - 對，就在水- - Do we, right now. - Right, on the con-
- 好 - 在水泥地上， - Okay. - On the concrete,
對吧？好 That is? Okay.
- 來了 - 好 - Here we go. - Okay.
- 然後鞠躬 - And bow.
- 你真的很超過耶老兄 - Really pushing it, buddy.
真的很超過 Really pushing it.
沒事，就這樣吧 It's fine. Just gonna go with it.
- 雪之女王Cici Kelly，請上前 - Cici Kelly, Queen of the Snow, step forth.
新女王艾克賽爾西爾的安娜塔西亞， And will our new queen, Anastasia of Excelsior,
請上前？ please step forward?
- 這是莫大的榮幸 - This is a true honor.
我很榮幸能成為你們的女王 I am humbled to assume the role of your queen.
Cici，雖然你又要變回平民， And Cici, though you will just be a commoner again,
但在我眼裡你永遠是女王 you will always be a queen in my eyes.
- 我在此傳下尊貴的皇冠 - I hereby pass the honorable crown.
- 等等！ - Wait!
- 天啊！ - Oh God!
- 王國犯了大錯 - Thy kingdom has made a grave error.
她不該當女王 She's not supposed to be queen.
應該是我 - 我，我- It's supposed be me. - I do, I-
Cici女- - 她- Queen Ci- - She-
- 給我，給我 - Give it, give it.
- 不行 - 給我 - No. - Give it to me.
- 各位快樂的賓客們，快樂的- - Now, merry revelers, merry rev-
- 給我！ - 快樂的賓客們！ - Give it! - Merry revelers!
- 不！不！ - 給我！ - No! No! - Give it to me!
- 嘿！ - 哈囉？ - Hey! - Hello?
- 各位賓客，請保持冷靜 - Merry revelers, merry revelers, may we remain calm.
- 對啊，嘿，你好嗎？ - Oh yeah. Hey, how are you?
- 給我！ - 保持冷靜！ - Give it to me! - Remain calm!
- 我才是女王 - I'm queen.
- 你知道嗎？現在不是時候 - You know what? Not a good time.
好，就這樣 Okay, that's it.
想打人？來打我啊 You wanna punch somebody? You punch me.
來啊 Let's go.
- 艾莉克斯，你不用- - Alex, you don't need to get-
試試看啊 Give it a shot.
來啊，試試看 Come on, give it a shot.
- 女士們，請！不，女士們！ - Ladies, please! No, ladies!
- 真的很抱歉，剛才有點失控 - I am really sorry about that. That really got away for me.
我現在還是很想揍你一拳 I still really wanna punch you in the face.
好了，我們回來了 And we're back.
- 哈！ - 好啦， - Ha! - All right,
有點太誇張了 a little much, a little much.
天啊，這是怎麼回事？ Oh my God, what is happening?
- 我說，上啊！ - I said, let's go!
- 我的女士 - 謝謝 - My lady. - Thank you.
- 嗯 - Hmm.
- 我敢說加冕典禮從來沒發生過這種事 - Well, I'm pretty sure that's never happened
之前從來沒有 at a crowning ceremony before.
- 對，你們真的瘋了 - Yeah. Well, you guys are crazy.
我是說，你們很瘋，但你！ I mean, you are crazy, but you!
你知道嗎，當個有錢主婦還這麼會打 You know, for a rich housewife, you're pretty scrappy.
- 別惹我姊妹，不然我扁你 - Don't mess with my sisters. I'll take you down.
- 嗯，我們剛剛讓整件事 - Well, we just made that whole thing
變得有趣多了 a lot more interesting.
可以這麼說 - 絕對是 We can say that. - 100%.
- 對吧？ - 絕對是 - Right? - 100%.
Cici，我得問你一件事 Cici, I gotta ask you something.
為什麼？為什麼搞這文藝復興市集？ Why? Why the Ren Fair of it all?
你一直都很怪， I mean, you've always been really weird,
但這真的太誇張了 but this kinda tops it.
- 真相？ - The truth?
- 不，我想聽一堆鬼話，謝謝 - No, I'd like a load of bullshit, thanks.
- 我33歲的時候 - I was 33.
在一個超爛的格子間工作，我討厭那份工作， I was working in this shitty cubicle job I hated,
單身又憂鬱，我就想， I was single and depressed and I just thought,
「我需要有個東西」 "I need a thing."
你知道嗎？「我需要有屬於我的東西」 You know? "I need something that's mine."
我是說，你們啊 I mean, you guys.
艾莉克斯，就算你離婚 Alex, you could be getting a divorce
又被開除，你看起來 and getting fired and you'd still come off
還是像過著完美人生 like you have this perfect life.
你比我認識的人都更有條理 You have your shit together more than anyone I know.
珍妮，你有卡爾，你有兩個超棒的小孩 And Janie, you have Cal. You have two amazing kids.
你過著有趣的人生， You're living this interesting life,
完全追逐你想要的東西 pursuing exactly what you wanna do.
我就想，「我在幹嘛？」 And I just thought, "What am I doing?"
至少在這裡我有人，我有尊重 At least with this I have people, I have respect.
你們可能覺得他們是魯蛇，但他們愛我 You guys might think they're losers, but they love me.
你知道，他們給我東西抓住 You know, they gimme something to hold onto.
- 我還以為你要說 - Really thought you were gonna say
你只是喜歡這些衣服 you just like the outfits.
- 我確實喜歡這些衣服 - I do like the outfits.
我超開心 I'm so glad
你幫我們弄到這些 you hooked us up.
我是說，這一點都不像 I mean, this doesn't smell like a hundred years
百年體味的味道 of body odor at all.
- 不會，對啊，超棒 - No. Yeah, they're great.
- 真的很好 - 真的很棒 - Really nice. - They're really great.
- 我一直都是小妹 - Look, I've always been the baby.
你們兩個真的很難超越 You two are kind of a hard act to follow.
- 天啊，別學我 - God, well, don't follow my act.
我根本沒做什麼，對吧？ I'm not doing much of anything, right?
- 胡說 - Bullshit.
- 好啦，我沒有像我想的那樣當演員 - Okay, instead of working and living the dream
過夢想生活，我在做配音群組 as an actress, I do loop group.
我是那些真正成功的人的背景噪音 I am the background noise to the other people
我老公不放棄他的夢想， who have actually made it.
這表示我沒選擇只能出現 My husband is not ready to give up his dream,
直視我的失敗， which means I have no choice but to show up
嗯，超爛 and stare my failure directly in the face,
Cici，你有一片寬廣的天地 which, um, sucks.
你不知道會嫁給誰 Cici, you have a wide open playing field.
你不知道接下來會怎樣 You don't know who you're gonna marry.
你不知道電影會怎麼結束，對吧？ You don't know what's gonna happen next.
我是說，有時候所有問題都有答案 You don't know how the movie's gonna end, right?
其實有點難 And I mean, sometimes it's kinda hard
承受 to have all the questions answered.
- 哇 - Wow.
這真的很尷尬，因為我的人生 This is really awkward, because my life
真的很完美，你們讓我覺得 is pretty perfect and you guys are making me feel
超內疚 really guilty about that.
- 好啦 - Okay.
- 真的很完美啊 - It seriously is though.
男生排隊愛上你 Guys line up to fall in love with you.
你是我認識最有自信的人 You're the most confident person I know.
你在煩什麼？ What are you stressed about?
- 嗯，三段婚姻後， - Well, mm, three marriages later,
我流產四次， I've had four miscarriages,
人工受精十次， 10 rounds of insemination,
試管嬰兒五次， five rounds of in vitro,
無數次打針、抽血， countless shots, blood tests,
眼淚、兩次離婚，我正式 tears, two divorces, and I have officially
放棄了 gi- given up.
- 什麼？ - What?
- 就是，說我不想生 - It was just, it was easier
比較容易 to say that I didn't want them
這樣你們就不會因為生得容易 than to make you feel bad
而覺得難過 for having 'em so easily.
我很堅強，這是我最擅長的 I'm tough. I mean, that, that's, that's what I do best.
- 哇，我從沒看你哭過，這好怪 - Wow, I've never seen you cry before. This is so weird.
- 嘿！ - 我的天 - Hey! - Oh my God.
我超抱歉 I'm so sorry.
- 對 - 不會，它們 - Yes. - No, don't they,
不會真的掉出來 they won't actually fall out.
只是會縮回去 They're just gonna kinda go back in
我之後大概會尿出來 and I'll probably pee 'em out later.
夠了 That is enough.
情緒窗口關門了 The emotional window is closed for business.
- 我在跟泰坦上床 - I'm sleeping with Titan.
- 轉得真快 - Quick turn, quick turn.
超快 - 什麼？ Really quick turn. - What?
- 好啦 - 北風王子 - Okay. - Prince of the North Wind.
- 我剛剛揍的那個？ - The guy I just punched?
- 嗯哼 - 等等 - Mm-hmm. - Wait, hold on.
他不是你- - 哥哥 Isn't he your- - Brother.
- 哥哥 - 嗯哼 - Brother. - Mm-hmm.
- 這有點變態 - So that's some sick shit.
好啦 - 你知道 Okay. - You know.
- 等等，我們剛好就在眼睛高度- - Hang on. We were right at eye level-
- 對啊 - 跟，你知道 - Oh, we were. - With, you know.
- 就在那 - 你知道吧？ - Right in there. - You know?
- 所以你跟他上過？ - So you met him?
- 北風之王有把很厲害的劍 - King of the North Wind is wielding a mighty sword.
- 嗯哼 - Mm-hmm.
- 他下面很厲害 - That's, he's got a lot going on down there.
- 你知道嗎？敬那把大劍 - You know what? To the mighty sword.
- 最厲害的！ - 妹！ - Mightiest! - Girl!
- 最厲害的 - Mightiest.
- 謝謝親愛的 - 不客氣 - Thank you, dear. - You're welcome.
- 嗨，爸爸 - Hi, Papa.
- 喔，我的小女孩來了 - Oh, there's my girl.
- 你感覺怎樣？ - How you feeling?
- 我很好 - I feel good.
- 真的？ - 對 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 我，呃，剛跟小孩通過話 - I, uh, I just talked to the kids.
麥克要我告訴你他投了無安打比賽 Mac wants me to tell you that he pitched a no-hitter.
- 喔！下次帶他來，好嗎？ - Oh! Well, bring him with you next time, will you?
- 好 - I will.
嘿，呃，你跟艾莉克斯一起會沒事吧？ Hey, uh, you gonna be okay with Alex?
- 你會嗎？ - Would you be?
- 不會 - No.
- 對，我會沒事 - Yeah, I'll be fine.
所以，嗯，艾莉克斯說你見到哈里森了？ So, um, Alex tells me you saw Harrison?
- 天啊，她嘴巴真大 - God, she's got a big mouth.
呃，對，我見到哈里森了 Uh, yeah, I saw Harrison.
- 嗯哼？ - Mm-hmm?
- 就這樣 - And that's it.
我見到他了，對，他看起來很棒，然後... I saw him. Yeah, he looks great, and...
什麼？ What?
- 沒事！ - 我- - Nothing! - I-
- 我可以打斷嗎？ - Can I interrupt?
- 哈！ - 你的午餐 - Huh! - I have your lunch.
- 啊，我跟凱薩琳正在 - Ah, Kathryn and I are in the throes
進行棋王爭霸賽 of a chess championship match.
我本來在讓她贏，直到我發現 I was letting her win until I realized
不管我讓不讓她都贏 she was just winning, whether I let her or not.
所以現在，我要認真贏 So now, I am playing to win.
喔，你又穿紫色 Ooh, you wore purple again.
我說過紫色很適合她 I told her purple was her color.
- 紫色刷手服，超有魅力 - Purple scrubs, very glamorous.
起司餃子， Cheese ravioli,
豌豆跟果凍 - 嗯！ peas and jello. - Mm!
呃 Ugh.
好吃 Delicious.
謝謝 - 不客氣 Thank you. - Welcome.
- 沒有她親手做的布朗尼 - Not as delicious as the brownies
好吃 she made me from scratch.
又美又會烤，你還要什麼？ Beautiful, and bakes. What more do you want?
- 喔，傑克！我去拿你的藥 - Oh, Jack! Let me go get your meds.
- 啊，她，呃 - Ah, she's, uh.
- 又美又會烤？ - Beautiful, and bakes?
我們，你要告訴我這件事， Are we, were you gonna tell me about this,
還是讓我自己發現？ or just let me figure it out?
- 我喜歡她，我能怎麼辦？ - I like her. What can I say?
- 媽死後八年， - Eight years since Mom died,
我從沒看你對別的女人 I have never once seen you so much
眨過一眼 as bat an eyelash at another woman.
- 嗯，你知道我最愛你媽， - Mm, now you know I love your mother first,
勝過一切 more than anything.
- 不不，爸，你開玩笑吧？ - No, no. Dad, are you kidding me?
我超開心，超興奮 I'm ecstatic. I'm thrilled.
我不想要你一個人，想著媽 I don't want you to be alone, missing Mom.
我想要你快樂 I want you to be happy.
我是說，你，你值得快樂 I mean, you, you deserve to be happy.
- 嗯，美麗護士先不管， - Well, beautiful nurses aside,
你得把我弄出去 you gotta get me outta here.
這，這東西會害死我 This, this stuff is gonna be the death of me.
要不要嚐一口 Want a taste of it.
- 不用，我很好 - 來嘛 - No, I'm good. - Come on.
- 我很好，謝謝 - I'm good, thank you.
我跟你說，他動心了 I'm telling you, he's smitten.
- 我就是不相信 - I just, I don't buy it.
- 相信吧 - Well, buy it.
因為他們像兩個嗑藥的七年級生， 'Cause they're like a couple of hopped up 7th graders,
整天傻笑咯咯叫 all giddy and giggling.
嗯，蠻可愛的 Well, it's pretty cute.
- 看到他跟別人在一起不怪嗎？ - Wasn't it weird though to see him with someone else?
- 嗯 - Mm.
不會 No.
你知道嗎？媽走了八年了 You know? I mean, Mom's been gone for eight years.
我覺得他值得有像她這樣的人 I think he deserves somebody like her.
- 嗯，對啊 - Well, yeah.
- 不不，我早班飛機 - No, no. No, no, I have an early flight.
- 對 - 我不行，我不行- - Yeah. - I can't, I can't-
- 對，你乾脆搬來這裡吧 - Yeah. No, you should just move here.
你在这里一切都更好 Everything's better when you're here.
- 這，這酒倒得有點兇啊 - I mean, that's, that's an aggressive pour.
- 嗯！ - Hm!
- 嘿 - Hey.
我要回家了，想說晚安 I'm headed home, I wanted to say goodnight.
- 坐下陪我 - Sit with me.
- 超過你的就寢時間了 - It is past your bedtime.
- 我75歲了，沒有就寢時間 - I'm 75 years old. I don't have bedtime.
- 好吧 - Okay.
- 對 - Yeah.
告訴我你跟里奇最好的回憶， Tell me the best memory you have with Richie,
所有回憶裡最好的，告訴我 of all of 'em, tell me the best.
- 嗯 - Hmm.
里奇爸離開後， When Richie's father left,
我們，嗯，錢很緊 we, um, we were tight on money.
所以他畢業的時候， And so, for his graduation,
我盡量存錢， I saved up as much money as I could,
帶他去加州玩 and took him on a trip to California.
- 嗯！ - 他一直想去 - Mm! - He always wanted to go.
我就租了敞篷車，我們從舊金山開始 So I rented a convertible and we started in San Francisco
一路開到海岸最下面 and drove all the way down the coast together.
真的好美 It was just beautiful.
懸崖峭壁俯瞰大海， The jagged cliffs overlooking the ocean,
感覺隨時會滑下路永遠消失 and you feel like you could just slide off the road
真的很可怕 and be gone forever.
很可怕，但很刺激 I mean, it was terrifying.
我記得里奇在開車， It was terrifying, but exhilarating.
他臉上掛著大大的笑容 And I remember Richie, he was driving,
我記得抬頭看天空 and he had this big grin
陽光灑在我們身上， on his face.
那是我第一次 And I remember looking up at the sky
覺得一切都會沒事 and the sun was shining down on us,
嗯，那一刻我們真的很快樂 and for the first time,
真正快樂 I felt like everything was gonna be okay.
嗯 Hm, we were really, truly happy
- 嗯 in that moment.
- 嗯 - Mm.
擠過來 Mooch over.
所以，我幾天後就出院了 So, I get outta here in a few days.
你說呢，你跟我去那些懸崖？ And what do you say, you and I go to those cliffs?
我們租敞篷車，把里奇放生 We rent a convertible and we set Richie free.
把你放生 We set you free.
我是說，你我都看夠悲傷了，對吧？ I mean, you and I have seen enough sadness, haven't we?
- 你知道我們現在是大人了吧？ - You know we're grownups now, right?
你可以直接走正門 You could just go to the front door.
- 艾莉克斯守在那？不，謝謝 - With Alex guarding it? No, thank you.
你明天走，對吧？ You leave tomorrow, right?
萬一又過了二十年， In case another 20 years go by,
我得好好跟你說再見 I had to say goodbye properly.
來吧！ Come on!
- 好啦 - Okay.
什麼，你要綁架我？ What, are you kidnapping me?
- 我比較想說是車尾小酌， - Well, I was thinking more of a little tailgate cocktail,
但綁架我也OK but I'm open to the kidnapping idea.
坐那邊 Sit right there.
- 喔，這什麼？ - Oh, what's this?
- 嗯哼 - Mm-hmm.
她是15歲就偷走我心的女孩 She was a girl who stole my heart at 15.
現在比以前更美 More beautiful now than ever.
- 拜託，這根本一堆鬼話， - Oh, please, it's like a load of bullshit,
但我還是乾杯好了 but I will toast to it anyway.
- 我，我還沒說完，好嗎？ - I'm not, I'm not finished yet. Okay?
嗯，我發現了一件事，好嗎？ Um, I've realized something. Okay?
我發現 I've realized
我的心一直被你佔據 that you've had my heart all this time.
我過我的生活，你過你的， That, that I've lived my life and you live yours,
但我-我，我從來沒有， but I- I've, I've never,
我，珍妮，我停不下來想你 I, Janie, I can't stop thinking about you.
我-我-我睡不著 I- I- I can't, I can't sleep at night.
我改了四次航班， I've pushed my flight back four times,
因為我知道你在這我就不想走 because I don't wanna go back
我感覺心跳漏拍， when I know you're here.
我覺得我們還不夠老 And I feel, I feel my heart skip a beat,
不能再有這種感覺 and I don't think we're old enough
我覺得我們還不夠老 to not ever feel that way again.
而且你知道嗎，也許你沒同樣感覺， And look, I know that maybe you don't feel the same,
但我看得出來，你跟我在一起很開心 but I can see that, that you're happy around me.
我們還是我們， That like, we're still us,
就算二十年過去了 even though 20 years has flown by.
我是說，你知道，在萊爾那跳舞， I mean, you know, the way you dance at Lyle's,
從你姊姊家溜出來， and sneak outta your sister's house,
我看得出你比較快樂、比較輕鬆 I see you're happier and lighter.
- 但我們才17- - 我知道 - But we were 17- - I know.
我不知道你有沒有想過我， And I don't know if you've thought about me,
但我從沒停下想你 but I have not stopped thinking about you.
- 哈里森，我們- - 喔，我知道我知道我知道 - Harrison, we are- - Oh, I know, I know, I know.
我懂，我都懂，相信我 I get it. I get it all, trust me.
但珍妮，我甩不掉這感覺 But Janie, I can't shake this feeling.
我們曾經有魔法 We had magic
卻讓它從指縫溜走 that we let slip through our fingers.
我試著說服自己不是，但不知道， I have tried to tell myself otherwise, but I don't know,
現在的我覺得， from where I'm standing now,
我當初離開你 I think I was absolutely crazy
真的瘋了 to ever take one step away from you.
- 哈里森，我不， - Harrison, I don't,
我不知道我有沒有完全懂 I don't know if I understand exactly
你到底在說什麼- what you're even saying-
- 我說我犯了錯 - I'm saying I made a mistake.
應該是你 It should have been you.
從一開始就該是我們 It should have been us all along.
- 喂？ - 你在哪？ - Yeah? - Where are you?
我站在你房間你卻不在 I'm standing in your room and you're not in it.
- 艾莉克斯！艾莉克斯，冷靜 - 是爸 - Alex! Alex, calm down. - It's Dad.
他在醫院倒下了 He collapsed in the hospital.
他們不知道為什麼，我們現在得去 They don't know why. We gotta go right now.
如果你想逃避跟我住， If you wanted to get out of staying with me,
不用這麼誇張吧 you didn't have to be so dramatic.
- 我以為你早上就走了？ - I thought you were leaving this morning?
別因為我留下，我沒事！ Don't stay because of me. I am fine!
- 我就多待一兩天 - I'm just gonna stay another day or two.
卡爾會帶小孩來，他們想見你 Cal's gonna bring the kids. They wanna see you.
- 喔，你覺得我要死了？ - Oh, you think I'm dying?
- 沒人覺得你要死，爸， - Nobody thinks you're dying, Dad,
我，如果我要多待一兩天， I, if I'm gonna stay another day or two,
我想見小孩 I wanna see the kids.
- 還有卡爾？也許卡爾也來？ - And Cal? Maybe Cal too?
- 還有卡爾 - And Cal.
- 對，我跟麥克可以丟丟球 - Yeah, Mac and I can throw the ball around a little bit.
對啊 Yeah.
- 好，好，Cici，你能冷靜嗎？ - Okay. Okay, Cici, can you pull it together?
他會沒事的！ He's gonna be fine!
- 你聽醫生說的！他不一定沒事 - You heard the doctor! He might not be fine.
- 好，我們晚點再談好嗎？ - Okay. Can we talk about this later?
- 不行！我可以有我的情緒 - No! I'm allowed to feel my feelings.
- 靠，Cici - 這是 - Dammit, Cici. - This is a time
該坦誠相待的時候 to be open and honest with each other.
- 好，但- - 冷靜點 - Okay, but- - Pull it together.
你怎麼了？ - 好，對她溫柔點 What's wrong with you? - Okay, just go easy
艾莉克斯 - 喔， on her, Alex. - Oh,
偷情的開口了 the adulterous has spoken.
對，大家對瘋子溫柔點 Yeah, let's all go easy on the crazy one.
- 我才不瘋！ - I'm not crazy!
- 閉嘴，艾莉克斯 - Shut it, Alex.
- 你知道嗎？不 - You know what? No.
你們要坦誠？ You guys want openness and honesty?
醫院打來我找不到珍， I couldn't find Jane when the hospital called,
因為珍從我窗戶溜出去 because Jane had snuck out my window
繼續跟哈里森搞小曖昧， to go continue her little tryst with Harrison,
她回家後見哈里森的次數 who I'm, I'm pretty sure she's seen more
我敢說比見爸還多 than Dad since she's been home.
- 你知道嗎，我受夠了 - You know what, I'm getting a little sick
你這大姊頭監視人的鳥事！ of this big-sister-is-watching bullshit!
天啊！ Oh my God!
還有你，冷靜點好嗎？ And you, would you pull it together?
他不會死！至少今天不會！ He's not dying! At least not today!
你怎麼了？ What is wrong with you?
- 我情緒化 - I'm emotional.
- 大新聞，我們都知道！ - Big news flash. We all know that!
- 我懷孕了，好嗎？ - I'm pregnant. Okay?
- 我的天 - Oh my God.
- 你懷孕了？ - You're pregnant?
跟誰？北極因紐特人？ With who? Nanook of the North?
- 喔！ - Oh!
- 你開始跟 - You start sleeping
失業的文藝復興市集魯蛇上床 with unemployed Renaissance Festival loser
然後你就懷孕了？ and you're, you're pregnant?
- 她跟你說她懷孕了 - She tells you she's pregnant
你就這樣對她說？ and that's what you say to her?
- 你知道嗎，你知道，不， - You know what, you know, no,
這合理，這合理 this makes sense, this makes sense.
因為你們兩個都沒工作， 'Cause neither of you has a job,
除了跟其他魯蛇玩變裝， except for playing dress-up with all the other losers,
不然呢？ so why not?
不然就整天跟那些怪胎上床？ Why not just have sex all day with the fucking weirdos?
你知道是哪個的嗎？ Do you even know which one it is?
- 你現在在做的這件事？ - The thing that you're doing right now?
你對每個人都這樣 This is what you do to everyone.
你用惡毒的諷刺把每個人都趕走 You drive everyone away with your nasty sarcasm
直到你又一次孤單一人 until once again, you're all alone.
- 哇，哇，小Cici丟出大人的狠話了 - Wow. Wow, little Cici throwing out the big-girl insults.
嗯，你贏了 Well, guess what? You win.
因為藍尼要離開我了，所以 'Cause Lennie wants to leave me, so.
這讓你開心嗎？ Does that make you happy?
- 嗯，他為什麼不呢？ - Well, why wouldn't he?
- 去你的 - 不，去你的 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you.
- 還有你，去你的，搞砸我們唯一的好事 - And fuck you for messing with the one thing
any of us has going!
- 真的嗎？ - 喔，對啊 - Really? - Oh, yeah.
- Cici！艾莉克斯！ - Cici! Alex!
- 我喜歡你的項鍊 - I like your necklace.
- 謝謝 - Thanks.
- 你還好嗎？ - You okay?
- 我會沒事的 - I will be.
- 你怎麼還在這？ - What are you still doing here?
- 嗯，我想自己見你 - Um, I wanted to see you by myself.
- 啊！ - Ah!
- 你感覺怎樣？ - How you feeling?
- 呃！ - Uh!
你姊妹們沒事吧？ Everything okay with your sisters?
- 對，老戲碼，新十年 - Yeah. Same drama, different decade.
- 你呢？ - And you?
嗯，哈里森，嗯？ Hmm. Harrison, huh?
- 對 - Yeah.
我是說，我愛卡爾，你知道我愛 I mean, I love Cal, you know I do.
我愛我的小孩勝過一切 And I love my kids more than anything.
但很難， But it's hard,
生活、擔心錢跟工作 life and worrying about money and work.
我覺得好累 And I feel tired.
然後我回來這裡見到哈里森 Then I come back here and see Harrison
這麼多年後，他跟我說， after all these years, and he said to me,
我-我看起來輕鬆多了，的確 I- I seem lighter, and I do.
我覺得年輕又漂亮， I feel young and pretty,
好像未來有很多可能性， and like I have so much ahead of me,
我猜我好久沒這種感覺了 and I guess I just haven't felt that way in a long time.
我是說，聽起來很蠢，但真的 I mean, that sounds stupid, but it's true.
- 不蠢 - Doesn't sound stupid.
我有沒有跟你說過我在蘇黎世遇到的女孩？ Did I ever tell you about the girl I met in Zurich?
- 蘇黎世有個女孩？ - There was a girl in Zurich?
- 有，在你媽之前，當然 - There was. Before your mother, of course.
我大概23歲吧 I guess I was about 23.
我在火車上管我自己的事， I was on the train, minding my own business,
這女孩上車了 when this girl came on.
她絕對是 And this was, hands down,
我看過最美的女孩 the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen.
我目不轉睛， I couldn't take my eyes off her,
但當然我-我沒勇氣跟她說話 but of course I- I had no courage to say anything to her.
然後大概，呃，三小時後 And then maybe, uh, three hours went by
我看她，果然， and I looked at her, and sure enough,
她也在看我 she was looking at me.
她微笑，說哈囉，我們聊起來， She smiled, said hello, and we talked,
真的很奇妙 and it was magical.
然後火車在蘇黎世外的小鎮慢下來 And then the train slowed down in this little town
她站起來了 outside of Zurich, and she stood up.
那是她的站 It was her stop.
我想跟她下車，但我嚇傻了 I wanted to go with her, but I was paralyzed.
她下車了，就在火車開走時， She got off, and just as the train was pulling away,
她回頭看我，微笑 she turned back and stared at me, smiling.
突然我意識到這可能就是了 And all of a sudden I realized this could be it.
這是我的機會 This was my chance.
所以我，所以我-我跑去想下車， So I, so I- I ran to try to get off the train,
但太晚了 but I, it was too late.
所以我-我在下一站下車，馬上回去， So I- I got off at the next town, I went right back,
但她不見了 but she was gone.
我等了好幾小時 And I waited for hours and hours.
再也沒見到她 Never saw her again.
- 好鬱悶 - That is so depressing.
- 不鬱悶，我的愛， - Wasn't depressing, my love,
因為我遇到了你媽， because I met your mother,
瘋狂愛上她 and I fell madly in love with her.
但每次跟你媽吵架， But whenever your mother and I would have fights,
真的大吵時， when we really had it out,
我會想， and I'd think to myself,
「我跟她會更好」 "I would've been so much better with her."
但那是因為那不真實 But that's because it wasn't real.
我跟你媽的，是真的 What your mother and I had, mm, it was real.
會吵架、會受傷， And it came with, with fights and bruises,
哭鬧的嬰兒、摔門的青少年， crying babies, teenagers slamming doors,
但那是真的 but it was real.
而且很完美 And it was perfect.
嗯 Hm.
我覺得每個人都有一個人， I think everybody has that person,
那個他們 that one that they,
還在好奇的人， they still wonder about,
沒被現實玷汙的人 that lives unblemished by our reality.
但他們是海市蜃樓，甜心 But they're a mirage, sweetie.
對，有幅美麗的畫 Yeah, there was this beautiful painting
蘇黎世的女孩掛在我腦海深處 of a girl in Zurich that hung in the recesses of my mind.
然後， And then,
有你媽， there was your mother,
我抱她、愛她， that I hugged and, and loved,
聽她大笑 listened to her belly laughs.
別， Don't,
別用褪色的畫換真愛 don't trade a, a faded portrait for real love.
不，你 No, you.
不 No.
對 Yeah.
呃，你有什麼？喔 Uh, what do you got? Oh.
- UNO！ - 喔！ - Uno! - Oh!
哈，我以前UNO無敵的！ Huh, I used to be unbeatable at Uno!
我退步了 I've lost my touch.
- 早安，真的很抱歉，凱利先生， - Good morning, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kelly,
但我們得帶你去見葛雷森醫生 but we have to get you to your appointment
很快就到了 with Dr. Grayson pretty soon here.
- 沒事 - 好 - That's fine. - Okay.
嘿，小孩們，我們去找爸爸 Hey, kiddos, let's go find Daddy.
他去餐廳買吃的給你們，好嗎？ He went and got you some food at the cafeteria, okay?
好 Okay.
- 對 - 我愛你，爸爸 - Yeah. - I love you, Papa.
- 對，我愛你 - Yeah. I love you.
- 今晚？ - Tonight?
- 對，她打來罵我， - Yep, she called to lecture me,
說我得客氣點因為他可能穿戲服來 said I had to be nice 'cause he might come in wardrobe.
- 像皇室服裝？ - Like royal attire?
- 我不知道 - I don't know.
這寶寶要生在多怪的環境 That baby's gonna be born into such weirdness.
- 有人要啤酒嗎？珍妮？ - Anybody want a beer? Janie?
- 不，珍妮戒啤酒了，現在只喝波本 - No, Janie's off the beer. Strictly bourbon these days.
- 我要啤酒，謝謝 - I'd love a beer. Thanks.
- 只喝波本，嗯？ - Strictly bourbon, huh?
- 她回來後就一直重溫光榮時光 - She's been just reliving her glory days
- 好啦 since she's been here. - Okay.
- 小小回憶之旅 - A little stroll down memory lane.
- 他們會愛你的 - They're gonna love you.
- 天堂啊，我靠追求你贏得一切 - Heaven on Earth, I've won by wooing thee.
- 什麼？也許對我姊妹收斂一點，好嗎？ - What? Maybe let's tone it down just for my sisters, okay?
也許聊聊棒球什麼的？ Maybe talk about baseball or something?
- 這世上我只想要你陪伴 - I do not wish any companion in this world, but thee.
- 時事？ - Current events?
- 跟我一起過我的人生吧 - Be what I love, with thee live my life.
- 好，我們聊天氣 - Okay, we're gonna talk about the weather.
就像，「今天天氣真好 Kinda like, "Lovely weather we're having.
喔，看，太陽出來了」 Oh, look, it's sunny out."
- 好，我不知道，那是戲服嗎？什麼戲服？ - Okay, I don't know, is that wardrobe? What's wardrobe?
- 我不知道 - 靴子好高 - I don't know. - That's a tall boot.
- 對，是很高 - Okay, yeah, it is.
- 嘿，大家，這是... - Hey, guys. This is...
- 丹，你就叫我丹就好 - Dan. You can just call me Dan.
- 好，這是我姊妹，珍妮跟艾莉克斯 - Okay. These are my sisters, Janie and Alex.
珍妮的老公卡爾，還有他們的小孩莉莉跟麥克 Janie's husband, Cal, and their kids, Lily and Mac.
- 好，我要敬酒 - All right, I'm gonna make a toast.
- 好，艾莉克斯，也許讓丹先安頓- - Okay, Alex, maybe we let Dan get settled-
- 不不不！ - No, no, no!
來吧，別喝那個，因為，你知道 Come on. Don't drink that though, 'cause, you know.
好，Cici，昨天你告訴我們一個大消息， Okay, Cici, yesterday you told us some pretty big news,
我反應得不好，我不驕傲 and I did not react in a way that I am proud of.
你帶丹來見我們，我們歡迎他 You brought Dan here to meet us and we welcome him.
不管你們多怪，你們要有寶寶了， As strange as you two may be, you're having a baby,
這是奇蹟，值得慶祝 and that is a miraculous wonder to be celebrated.
丹，我們不認識你，但希望你還算正常 Dan, we don't know you, but hopefully you're somewhat normal
除了 and have a, a real job aside
這種變裝小愛好之外，有份正經工作 from this little dress-up hobby that you play around in.
對吧？好，敬Cici跟丹 Yeah? Okay, to Cici and Dan.
- 她已經算很客氣了，好好享受吧 - That's about as nice as she gets, so enjoy.
- 我乾了 - I'll drink to that.
- 乾杯 - 乾杯 - Salud. - Salud.
- 你可以舔杯緣的鹽 - You can just lick the salt around the edge.
- 對 - 對 - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 來啊！接球，球要掉了 - Come on! Get the ball, it's gonna fall.
艾莉克斯，你有足球門嗎？ Alex, would you happen to have a soccer net?
- 糟了，嗯，我不知道 - Uh-oh. Um, I don't know.
藍尼在樓下什麼鬼地方有一堆東西 Lennie's got a bunch of crap down in whatever that thing is.
- 好，我去找 - 好 - Okay, I'll go look. - Okay.
- 喂？ - Hello?
- 「當你年老髮白 - "When you are old and gray
滿眼睡意， and full of sleep,
在爐火邊打盹，把這本書拿下， and nodding by the fire, take down this book,
慢慢讀，想像你眼神曾經的柔和， and slowly read, and dream of the soft look
以及那深邃的陰影 your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep.
多少人愛你歡樂優雅的時刻， How many loved your moments of glad grace,
愛你的美，無論真心或虛假 and loved your beauty with love,
虛假或真實 false or true.
但只有一人愛你朝聖者的靈魂， But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
愛你變換臉龐的哀傷 and loved the sorrows of your changing face.
彎腰在閃亮的爐欄旁， And, bending down beside the glowing bars,
低語，有點哀傷，愛情如何逃走 murmur, a little sadly, how love fled
在頭頂的山上徘徊， and paced upon the mountains overhead,
把臉藏在群星之中」 and hid his face amid a crowd of stars."
- 你在這 - There you are.
我到處找你 Been looking for you.
你在這幹嘛？ What are you doing in here?
- 你知道那些洗車機嗎？ - You know those car washes?
就是，呃，你開車進去 The, uh, the kind you drive your car into
然後它就拉你過去 and then it just pulls you through
有各種瘋狂的刷子什麼的？ with all the crazy brushes and everything?
- 知道 - Yeah.
- 超怪的事一直發生在我身上 - The weirdest thing keeps happening to me.
最近三次 The last three times
我去洗車，我都哭了 I've gone through one of those, I've cried.
眼淚真的流下來 Like, real tears streaming down my face.
你知道我根本不愛哭， You know I'm not even a crier,
我到底在幹嘛， and so what the hell am I doing,
在洗車機裡哭？ crying in a car wash?
上次我突然想到， It occurred to me the last time,
我坐在那， as I was sitting there,
不用開車，就被拉過去， not driving, just being pulled through,
這就是我的感覺 that that's how I feel.
好像我們在動，但沒人在開車了 Like we're moving, but nobody's driving the car anymore.
回來這裡逃離一切 Being here and getting away from it all
我突然意識到， I think I just realized,
我們在變老，日子一天天過， we're getting older, the days come and go,
但我們沒前進，我們卡住了， but we're not moving forward, we're stuck,
只是被時間拉著走， just being pulled along by time,
我不想再被拉著走了 and I don't wanna just be pulled along anymore.
- 我讓你失望了 - I've let you down.
- 不，不是- - No, it's not-
- 對，我讓你失望了 - Yeah, I've let you down.
你知道，我們認識的時候還年輕， You know, when we met, we were young,
準備征服世界 ready to conquer the world.
有很大的夢想 Had our sights set on some pretty big dreams.
- 我覺得離那些人好遠 - I feel so far away from those people.
- 你覺得離我好遠？ - You feel far away from me?
- 「耶和華是我的牧者，我必不致缺乏 - "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
他使我躺在青草地上 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
領我到靜水旁 He leadeth me beside the still waters.
他使我的靈魂甦醒 He restoreth my soul.
為自己的名引導我走義路 He guideth me along the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
我雖然行過死蔭的幽谷，也不怕遭害， Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil,
因為你與我同在，你的杖，你的竿 for thou art with me, thy rod and thy staff,
都安慰我 they comfort me.
在仇敵面前，你為我擺設筵席 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies.
你用油膏了我的頭，使我的福杯滿溢」 Thou anointest my head with oil, my cup runneth over."
- 每個人都有一份 - There's something for everybody.
有像好色少女之夜跟海盜之夜， And there's like Lusty Lassie's Night and Pirate Night,
但那不適合小孩 but that's not really for the kids.
其實就是慶祝16世紀 What it really is is like a celebration of the 16th century.
- 對，對，所以 - Yeah, yeah. So.
- 再來一杯？ - Refill?
- 好啊，來吧 - Sure, why not?
嘿，那是誰？ Hey, who is that?
- 那是哈里森 - That's Harrison.
- 喔，那就是哈里森 - Oh. That's Harrison.
他回來多久了？ So how long has he been back?
- 嗯， - Hm,
夠久了 long enough.
- 你一定是卡爾？ - You must be Cal?
哈里森·惠特克 Harrison Whitaker.
很高興終於見到你， So glad we could finally meet,
我聽了很多關於你的好事 I've heard great things about you.
- 喔，你聽了很多我的好事，嗯？ - Oh, you heard a lot of great things about me, huh?
那是之前還是之後 Now was that before or after
你想睡我老婆的時候？ you tried to sleep with my wife?
- 這，呃，不公平 - That's, uh, not fair.
- 什-什麼不公平？嗯？ - Wh- what's not fair? Huh?
我在LA帶小孩 The fact that I'm in LA with my kids
你們兩個卻在玩什麼苦命鴛鴦的鬼把戲？ while you two play out some star-crossed lover of bullshit?
你來這幹嘛啊？ What are you doing here anyway, huh?
想趁她最脆弱的時候撿屍嗎？ Trying to see what kind of post-funeral action you can get while she's most vulnerable?
- 聽著，你根本不了解我或我們 - Listen, you don't know the first thing about me or us.
- 我們？ - Us?
什麼，我們，像，像你跟珍妮，嗯？ What, us, like, like, like you and Janie, huh?
- 嘿，卡爾，莉莉在找你 - Hey, Cal, Lily's looking for you.
- 時機真好 - Perfect timing.
沒什麼好說的了 There's not much more to say here.
- 喔，卡爾！卡爾，我想介紹你... - Oh, Cal! Cal, I wanted you to meet...
這是我爸鄰居，本尼 This is my dad's neighbor, Benny.
呃，本尼，這是卡爾，我老公 Uh, Benny, this is Cal, my husband.
- 對，你們兩個怎麼認識的， - Yeah, well, how'd the two of you meet,
卡爾，你在洛杉磯做什麼？ and what do you do in Los Angeles, Cal?
- 呃，我們認識，呃 - Uh, we met, uh.
我想珍妮當時很脆弱 I think Janie was having a very vulnerable moment
我就，呃，趁虛而入 and I, uh, swooped in.
她現在可能後悔了 Something she may regret now.
喔，我是作家，本尼，不是很好的那種 Oh, and I'm a writer, Benny, not a very good one at that.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
- 呃 - Uh.
那是什麼意思？ What was that about?
- 你先說吧 - Why don't you start?
你告訴我發生什麼事，我再補充 You tell me what's going on and I'll fill you in.
- 什麼意思？ - What does that mean?
- 我，我站在你爸的葬禮上 - I'm, I'm standing at your father's funeral
感覺像在看爛言情小說上演 and I feel like I'm watching a bad romance novel unfold.
高中戀人重逢， High school lovers reunited,
眉來眼去 making eyes at each other
另一半跟小孩在旁邊 while their spouses and children stand by.
- 卡爾，那- - 你給我 - Cal, th- - You gave me
一堆洗車機跟卡住的比喻 this whole analogy of a car wash and feeling stuck.
這，這，這一堆鬼話 This, this, this whole monologue of bullshit.
其實你看到你前男友 When in fact you saw your old boyfriend
他看起來還不錯，對吧？ and he looks pretty good, right?
這才是重點吧？ I mean, isn't that what this is really about?
我覺得超糟 And I felt awful.
好像，好像是我造成的，因為我沒寫作， Like, like, like I created this by, by, by not writing,
放不下 and not being able to let it go
不去找正經工作， and get a real fucking job,
還有我告訴自己的那些鳥事 and all that other shit I tell myself.
然後今天，我看到你跟哈里森 And then today, I see you and Harrison
我就想，「哈，哇， and I think to myself, "Huh, wow,
她來這之前我們過得很好， we were doing pretty good before she came here,
所以這真的是因為我還是因為他？」 so is this really about me or is it about him?"
- 但我們不好，我不好 - But we weren't okay. I wasn't okay.
對，我見到哈里森，你知道嗎？ Yes, I have seen Harrison, and you know what?
好久以來第一次， For the first time in a long time,
我沒感覺像自動駕駛的機器人 I don't feel like a robot on autopilot.
我覺得活著，然後- I feel alive, and-
- 活著，哇 - Alive. Wow.
- 嗯，我才不會 - Well, far be it for me
阻止你再感覺活著 to stop you from feeling alive again.
我， I'm gonna,
我要帶我們小孩回LA I'm gonna take our kids back to LA.
你想清楚活著對你意味什麼 And you figure out exactly what being alive means to you.
因為我記得，我們有個生活 Because last I checked, we had a life.
不完美，但絕對不是 It wasn't perfect, but it's certainly not
我會丟掉的東西 something I would've thrown away.
- 你還好嗎？ - You okay?
- 嗯，不好 - Mm. No.
我不知道我在幹嘛 I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
- 我知道，我懂 - I do. I mean, I get it.
但你丟掉舊的換新的 But you throw the old model out for a new one
很快新的也變舊的 and pretty soon they're the old model too.
你知道吧？ You know that, right?
我開玩笑說我感情紀錄爛， I joke about my shitty track record,
但事實是，我搞砸了很多事 but the truth is, I've messed up a lot of things in my life.
我一直很欣賞你 And I've always admired you
就是... for just...
沒有 Not.
你總是做對的事， You always do the right thing,
就算眼前不是最閃亮的 even if it's not the shiniest thing in front of you.
我知道卡爾不完美， I know Cal's not perfect,
但相信我，他們沒結婚時 but trust me, they all look shiny
看起來都很閃亮 when you're not married to them.
然後你進去了， And then you get in there,
總有什麼問題 and whatever it is, there's something.
我第三段婚姻了，事實是， I'm on my third marriage and the truth is,
第一段大概最好， the first one was probably the best,
但當時我看不出來 but I couldn't see it then.
我是說，結婚真的很爛 I mean, being married pretty much sucks.
我不知道為什麼一直想做對 I don't know why I keep trying to get it right.
但我就是會 But I do.
很難，不性感，不刺激 It's hard. It's not sexy, it's not exciting.
我是說，靠，一個人當大人就夠難了 I mean, shit, being a grown-up on your own is hard enough.
我覺得這跟你有關 I think this is about you.
不是卡爾，不是哈里森 It's not about Cal, it's not about Harrison.
跟你有關，珍妮 It's about you, Janie.
- 你為什麼沒告訴我們寶寶的事？ - How come you didn't tell us about the baby thing?
- 我，我不知道 - I didn't, I didn't know
怎麼需要你們 how to need you guys.
我是說，我-我-我需要，我需要你們 I mean, I- I- I mean, I need, I need you guys.
我不知道怎麼承認 I didn't, I didn't know how to admit it.
- 藍尼愛你 - Lennie loves you.
你知道，也許你該偶爾 You know, maybe you could stand to soften
柔軟一點 the blows every now and again.
- 抱歉，我們幹嘛談我？ - I'm sorry, why are we talking about me?
你在閃躲？ Are you deflecting?
因為你的人生超慘， 'Cause your life is royally screwed,
我超想專注在這 and I would love to just focus on that.
這才是重點吧 I think that's really the focal point here.
- 真意外 - This is a nice surprise.
你收到我簡訊了？ You got my texts?
- 對 - Yeah.
你看這個？ You see this?
- 對 - Yeah.
- 這是我們 - This is us.
我們就在這張照片裡 We are here in this picture.
今晚我突然想到我愛過的每個人 It occurred to me tonight that every single person
都活在我们兩個的陰影下 I have ever loved has lived in the shadows of us.
連我也是 Even me.
今晚我知道為什麼了 And tonight I realized why.
對我來說，你代表我該成為的一切 For me, you represent everything I was supposed to be.
我會成為的一切，我所有的夢 Everything I was going to be, every dream I had.
你認識那個相信一切可能的我 You knew me when I believed it was all possible.
跟你在一起讓我又變回那個女孩 And being here with you makes me feel like that girl again.
- 嗯，這不是你想要的嗎？ - Well, isn't that what you want?
不是該這樣的嗎？ Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
- 對，這讓我質疑一切 - Yes. It's made me question everything.
你知道，回頭看， You know, retrace my steps,
想我是不是都錯了， wondering if I did everything wrong,
但，但事實是， but, but the truth is,
我們從來不是真的 we were never real.
你知道，我們就像第一次喝醉， You know, we're like that first time you get drunk,
很奇妙很亢奮， it's magical and euphoric,
但隔天沒宿醉， but there's no hangover the next day,
沒工作、沒尿布、沒房貸， there's no job, no diaper, no mortgages,
我，我什麼都不想換 and, and I would not trade it for anything.
但我也不想換 But I also wouldn't trade
房貸、尿布跟頭痛 the mortgages and diapers and headaches for anything.
說你安於現狀的漂亮說法 - Janie, this sounds like a very fancy way of saying you're settling.
- 不 - No.
我有真實的生活， I have this life that's real,
其實挺棒的 that's actually pretty great.
更好的是，我有個人一起過 And better yet, I have this person to do it with
他是世界上我最愛的人 who is my favorite person in the world.
對，我們會煩對方， And yeah, we may bug each other,
讓對方失望， and, and disappoint each other,
但最後，他是我的人 but in the end, he's my person.
- 喔，這是鬼話，珍妮，這是鬼話 - Oh, that's bullshit. Janie, that's bullshit.
我才是你的人 I'm your person.
來吧，你還是我的棕眼女孩 Come on. You're still my brown-eyed girl.
- 你愛那首歌 - You love that song.
總是叫我你的棕眼女孩 Always called me your brown-eyed girl.
雖然我的眼睛是藍的 Even though my eyes are blue.
- 你終於把腦袋從屁股拔出來了？ - You finally pull your head outta your ass?
- 我討厭你說對的時候 - I hate it when you're right.
- 好啦，我們還等什麼？ - All right, well, what are we waiting for?
送你去機場吧 Let's get you to the airport.
- 「晚上十點，Three of Clubs - "10PM, Three of Clubs.
給我出現，如果你知道什麼對你餘生最好」 Be there if you know what's good for the rest of your life."
- 聽著 - Listen to me.
也許我們不完美，好嗎？ Maybe we're not perfect, okay?
也許我們得改變一些事， Maybe we need to make some changes,
但有一件事我不想改變，就是你跟我 but one thing I do not wanna change is you and me.
我卡住了 I've been stuck.
我一直抓著那些我該成為什麼的想法 Now I've been hanging on to all these ideas of what I should have been and not waking up
沒醒來面對我是誰 to who I actually am,
我覺得我其實喜歡我是誰， and I think I actually like who I am,
我知道我喜歡跟你一起的我 and I know I like who I am with you.
我不想當 I don't wanna be the background noise
別人場景的背景噪音 to somebody else's scene.
我想讓我們小孩看到我們做 I want our kids to see us doing something
我們愛、有意義的事 that we love, that matters.
我不知道長大想做什麼， I don't know what I want to be when I grow up,
但我知道我真的想 but I really know I wanna be standing
跟你一起站在那 next to you when I do it.
嗯 Hmm.
哈？要來嗎？ Huh? Shall we do it?
來吧 We shall.
- 我們太老不適合這地方了 - We're way too old for this place.
- 你想回家？ - You wanna go home?
- 對 - Yeah.
- 走吧 - Let's go.
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