1 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,800 Get out of my way. Get out of my way. 2 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,200 How are you feeling? 3 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,800 Oh, don't touch me! 4 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,520 Nice to meet you, too. 5 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,320 Hello! 6 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,200 You're in a hospital. 7 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,200 Yes, I can hear you. 8 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,840 My head hurts. 9 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,400 I'm not surprised, you were hit by a cricket ball. 10 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,120 PORTER GRUNTS REPEATEDLY 11 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,400 Now, I am a doctor. 12 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,480 I guessed that. 13 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,280 I qualified as a doctor just three weeks ago. 14 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,680 We're all going to die. 15 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,480 Thank you, porter. 16 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,720 So, I have a questionnaire. 17 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,920 Name? 18 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,360 Um. 19 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,400 Well... 20 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,080 Tom. 21 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,040 Tom, super. 22 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,640 Right, who brought you here today? 23 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,240 Um... 24 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,600 - Parents? - No. 25 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,160 They live abroad. 26 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,280 Friend? 27 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,960 I don't really have any. 28 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,800 Right, I'll just put "other". 29 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,720 Let me past. Get up, boy! 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,000 It was only a ding, you can run it off. 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,720 Sorry, headmaster. 32 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,800 HE GROANS 33 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,280 Right, that ball must have been going extremely fast. 34 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,840 It was actually one of my slower ones. 35 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,240 - Conk. - Right, would you mind awfully just waiting in reception? 36 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,800 Yes, I would mind awfully. 37 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,080 You might want to peruse one of our posters on fungoids. 38 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,160 Do you want a detention as well? 39 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,520 BLEEPING 40 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,600 Oh, no, more emergencies. 41 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,800 "Newsagent has stapled his fingers to a Mint Aero." 42 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,440 We'll have to finish this later. 43 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,920 Porter! 44 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,560 HE PANTS 45 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,040 Have you got a dream? 46 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,640 Something you wish you could do 47 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,920 before you die? 48 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,280 I haven't really thought about it. 49 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,480 Maybe you should. 50 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,080 Children's Ward. 51 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,320 Good luck. 52 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,840 PORTER GRUNTS CONTINUOUSLY 53 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,880 Hi, I'm Tom. 54 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,760 We'll call you New Boy. 55 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,240 I'm Amber. 56 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,440 I'm in charge. 57 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,160 Is that clear? 58 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,640 Good. 59 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,080 Robin. 60 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,280 From the sound of your voice I'd say 61 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,640 you were seven foot tall with an Afro. 62 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,040 - Not exactly. - We both know I'm right. 63 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,000 I'm George and I'm the smart, and the handsome, 64 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,280 and the clever one. 65 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,520 Who's that? 66 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,440 That's Sally, but you're not to disturb her. 67 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,200 She looks really ill. 68 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,080 Maybe you should mind your own business. 69 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,520 Aren't there any toys or games? 70 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,720 No, Matron doesn't believe in them. 71 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,600 This is worse than school. 72 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,240 What a dump. 73 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,160 Look at the state of this place. 74 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,120 It's absolutely filthy. 75 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,800 I mean, whoever's in charge must really hate children. 76 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,480 Hate is a strong word. 77 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,440 I prefer to say detest. 78 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,880 Children are just grown-ups who are too lazy to grow up. 79 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,480 I mean, look at you all, just lying there. 80 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,320 "Oh, I'm ill." 81 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,680 Oh, boo-hoo. 82 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,160 You must be Tom. 83 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,680 Yes, Matron. 84 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,520 The world's worst cricketer! SHE GUFFAWS 85 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,160 So where are your mummy and daddy? 86 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,840 They work in the Middle East. 87 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:38,560 Oh, they must have wanted to get a long way away from you. 88 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,960 George's parents are away as well, aren't they, George? 89 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,400 - Please don't. - They're in prison, for theft. 90 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,320 So if anything goes missing on the ward, 91 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,600 we'll know who to blame, won't we, George? 92 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,840 That ain't not fair. 93 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,960 That's a double negative, George, like your mum and dad. 94 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,920 Now, rules to my ward. 95 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,000 No running, no laughing, boys and girls visit the toilet 96 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,840 on alternate days except for Sundays, 97 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,440 when it's reserved as a footbath. 98 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,840 No talking after lights out, no crying. 99 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,720 Everyone's in pain, you're nothing special. 100 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,520 This is your bed. 101 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,200 I think that's meant for babies. 102 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,160 Well, I'm looking at one. 103 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,880 Did you bring pyjamas? 104 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,040 They brought me straight from the cricket pitch, so no. 105 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,560 No problem... 106 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,600 We'll just try the lost property box. 107 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,640 FLIES BUZZ 108 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,640 Hmm... 109 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,480 SHE HUMS 110 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,440 Ugh. 111 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,680 Ugh. 112 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:51,720 There you are. 113 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,000 Oh, it... 114 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,200 I don't think they're quite my colour. 115 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,120 Would you like to be operated on for no reason? 116 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,600 - No. - All it takes is one phone call. 117 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,080 They'll be fine. 118 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:08,160 Good, I don't want to have to report you to the head of the hospital. 119 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,640 He's got no time for nasty little ungrateful brats like you. 120 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,960 Sir Quentin Strillers is an extremely busy man. 121 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,320 CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS 122 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,920 KNOCK AT DOOR 123 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,760 - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Come in. 124 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,560 Oh, hello, Sir Quentin. 125 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,720 You asked to see me about something very urgent. 126 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,160 And your name is... 127 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,560 Luppers. 128 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,480 - And you are a... - A doctor. 129 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,280 At this hospital? 130 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,240 - Yes. - Splendid, well, as I'm sure you can appreciate, 131 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,000 I am a very busy man. 132 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,560 You asked to see me. 133 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,840 Did I? 134 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,200 Yes, I was told there were some strange goings-on at the hospital. 135 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,000 Ah, yes, Luppers. 136 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:03,000 There's some strange goings-on going on at this hospital. 137 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,960 Unnatural goings on. 138 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,640 Unnatural. 139 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,520 Hospital equipment going missing - boof - back again. 140 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,920 Patients out of their bed at the dead of night, 141 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:16,080 strange noises from the cellar. 142 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,360 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 143 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,560 What are you doing tonight? 144 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,920 It's my night off, sir. 145 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,480 I haven't had one since I started three weeks ago. 146 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,120 Splendid, then you can investigate, have a delve, let me know 147 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,600 what you find out. 148 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,240 Yes, sir. 149 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:35,080 Now, if you'll forgive me, I have got a hospital to run. 150 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,160 Of course, sir. 151 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,920 You look like an ape at the zoo. 152 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,760 You smell like one, too. 153 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,280 Laughter is forbidden. 154 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,360 You are here to be ill. 155 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,280 Now, it's very late. 156 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,560 Gosh, it's almost six o'clock. 157 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,040 Lights out. 158 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,000 No talking. 159 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:27,040 And if you have a medical emergency, do it quietly. 160 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,880 Um, excuse me. 161 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,080 Are you talking? 162 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,920 I'm just asking you a question. 163 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,000 That is a subset of talking. 164 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,600 I was wondering if my parents have been in touch. 165 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,160 No. 166 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,080 Perhaps they just don't care about you. 167 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,800 Or maybe they've died. 168 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,240 Or it could be a mixture of both. 169 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,000 Sweet dreams. 170 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,800 Sorry, Tom, you must be missing them. 171 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,080 Yeah. 172 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,840 I'm at boarding school - just don't see them very much. 173 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,920 I can still hear talking! 174 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:14,480 ♪ Goodnight, children everywhere ♪ 175 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:20,680 ♪ Your mummy thinks of you tonight ♪ 176 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:28,480 ♪ Lay your head upon your pillow ♪ 177 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:34,120 ♪ Don't be a kid or a... ♪ 178 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,400 BELL CHIMES 179 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,600 - Psst! - George! 180 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,120 Shut up! 181 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,960 Give me a sweet. 182 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,000 No! 183 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,840 I'm starving! 184 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,920 Don't, Tom, you will spoil everything. 185 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,400 Just a little one, I don't mind if it's marzipan. 186 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,200 I said no! 187 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,920 Who was that? 188 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:18,200 I heard somebody SCOFFING! 189 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,920 Was it you, George? 190 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:28,160 I was as quiet as a mouse. 191 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,640 - SHE IMITATES HIM - "I was as quiet as a mouse." 192 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:35,280 Then what have you got in your fat, greedy gob? 193 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,640 Nothing, matron. 194 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,760 You disgusting hog. 195 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,600 Spit. 196 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,560 You were told no chocolates after your operation. 197 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,560 But no, you just couldn't help yourself, could you? 198 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,840 These are confiscated. 199 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,240 Now, back to sleep, all of you! 200 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,040 Are you asleep? 201 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,480 I'm so sorry. 202 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,920 Bit late for that now, isn't it? 203 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:41,640 ♪ Every night about this time ♪ 204 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,640 ♪ Oh, how I miss you ♪ 205 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,560 ♪ I drift into... ♪ 206 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,320 - PORTER GRUNTS - Finished work. 207 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,360 Home now. 208 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,880 Lucky you, Strillers has me up all night 209 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,560 investigating strange goings-on. 210 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,040 I'm sure it's nonsense. 211 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,120 You're absolutely right. 212 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,960 Though don't let it see you. 213 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,680 Oh, I won't. 214 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,800 Let what see me? 215 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,440 The folks swear blind there's a ghost haunts the lower ground floor. 216 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,200 But you don't want to know about that. 217 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,920 No... Well, maybe I want to know a little bit...? 218 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:30,080 Story goes, a junior doctor made a fatal mistake in the operating 219 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,960 theatre, patient came back from beyond the grave to eat 220 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:39,040 the hearts and drink the brains of junior doctors. 221 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,320 Golly. 222 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,800 It's probably nothing. 223 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,520 I mean, how do you even drink a brain? 224 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,520 Squish it up, I suppose. 225 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,560 Goodnight. 226 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,360 Night. 227 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,240 ♪ Every night about this time... ♪ 228 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:48,720 Why can't I find anyone as evil as me? 229 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Why must I always eat chocolates alone? 230 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,560 MUFFLED SPEECH 231 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,760 SHE SNORES LOUDLY 232 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,240 Get to, George. 233 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,920 Did you plan that all along? 234 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,960 Yep. 235 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,040 Where are you going? 236 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,360 Mind your own business, New Boy. 237 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,840 Are we safe? 238 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,160 Should be. 239 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,400 I put a sleeping pill in each of the chocolates, 240 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,120 except for the purple ones, because they're my favourites. 241 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,520 - You've seen nothing... - Other than my genius. 242 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,000 Where are you off to? 243 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,720 Nowhere. 244 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,600 You can't be going nowhere, you must be going somewhere. 245 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,920 We have to be quiet. 246 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,080 We really don't. 247 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,440 La-la-la! 248 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,720 They do this every night, that cow won't wake for hours. 249 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,160 Perhaps you should get some rest. 250 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,440 Boring. 251 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,760 I never get to do anything fun. 252 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,440 Take me with you. 253 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,360 I'm just going to find the others, to tell them to come straight back. 254 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,640 - Liar. - I'm not. - Are. 255 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,160 And you aren't even a good liar. 256 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,200 You think I'll slow you down. 257 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,520 - No. - I might be sick, but I'm not stupid. 258 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,920 Can I ask you a question? 259 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,960 Why don't you have any hair? 260 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,400 I shaved it all off, so I could look like a Malteser. 261 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,680 Is it because of your illness? 262 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,040 It's the treatment. 263 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,480 Will you get better? 264 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,080 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 265 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,360 I'll take you with me next time. 266 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,960 The others never took me, either. 267 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,440 Go on, then, but promise me something. 268 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,760 - Yes? - When you get back, I want YOU to tell me 269 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,960 all about it. 270 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,000 OK. 271 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,640 And by the way, there are clean pyjamas in the drawer 272 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,440 behind your bed. 273 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,120 Thanks. 274 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,800 ECHOING VOICE: "Folks swear blind there's a ghost 275 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,400 "haunts the lower ground floor." 276 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:07,200 "A junior doctor made a fatal mistake in the operating theatre..." 277 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,840 This is ridiculous! 278 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,280 I'm a fully qualified doctor, not Scooby-Doo! 279 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,800 A ghost, indeed! 280 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,360 DISTANT THUD 281 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,160 I'm thirsty for more brain. 282 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,160 HE SCREAMS LOUDLY 283 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,560 PORTER GRUNTS 284 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,120 George! 285 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,200 What are you doing here? 286 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,520 What are YOU doing here? 287 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,000 It's got nothing to do with The Midnight Gang. 288 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,600 The what? 289 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,640 Shh! Don't ruin Amber's dream. 290 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,880 HOWLING 291 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:20,400 And finally, here we are, after trekking through miles of ice 292 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:28,160 and snow, I am the very first girl to reach the North Pole! 293 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,520 What's New Boy doing here? 294 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,600 This is amazing! 295 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,400 Can I join your gang? 296 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,840 No! 297 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,760 GROWLING 298 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,920 Everyone, hide! 299 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,240 TOM SCREAMS 300 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,400 All right, little 'uns. 301 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,440 Porter?! 302 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,160 He helps us. 303 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,920 It's amazing what you can do with a little bit of imagination 304 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,360 and the ice off some frozen fish finger packets. 305 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,520 It was wonderful. 306 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,600 This is so cool! 307 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,200 I want to know everything. 308 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,280 If you tell anyone about The Midnight Gang, 309 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,240 anyone at all, you'll end up in hospital. 310 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,520 I am in hospital. 311 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,280 Oh, yeah. 312 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,600 Well, seeing as George has given the game away, 313 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,880 you might as well know. 314 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:29,960 The Midnight Gang has been making wishes come true in this hospital 315 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,600 for near on 50 years. 316 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,320 It doesn't matter if you want to be an ancient explorer... 317 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,720 EXOTIC DRUMMING 318 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,680 GHOSTLY MOANS 319 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,440 Or if you want to be a ballroom dancer... 320 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,720 Or be a racing driver! 321 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,080 ENGINE ROARS, TYRES SCREECH 322 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,640 Last Friday, it was Robin's turn. 323 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,360 I'm very musical. 324 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,880 I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I really can blow 325 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,560 my own trumpet. 326 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,120 My dream was to conduct an orchestra. 327 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,880 Naturally, they all played medical instruments. 328 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,240 MUSIC: In The Mood by Glenn Miller 329 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,960 My turn's tomorrow. 330 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,280 George wants to fly! 331 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,720 Why's that funny? 332 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,120 Come on, George. 333 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,280 It's impossible. 334 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:06,080 Nothing's impossible for The Midnight Gang. 335 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,160 Come on, you lot, back to your beds. 336 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,800 I'm going to get my blowtorch and start to defrost. 337 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,160 Thanks, Porter. 338 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,600 That was amazing. 339 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,800 Oh, it was my pleasure, young Miss. 340 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,880 Anything to make you little 'uns happy. 341 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,760 Oh, this isn't our floor. 342 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,560 Oh, we're busted. 343 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,720 What are you kids doing up so late? SHE COUGHS 344 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,200 We're not. 345 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,480 You're imagining us. 346 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,320 Imagining us. Imagining us... 347 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,280 I ain't got no imagination. 348 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,120 Out. 349 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,320 - So...? - Um... 350 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,680 Eh... 351 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,520 We're top-secret dirt inspectors. 352 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,400 You what?! 353 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,440 Yes, we're checking you're cleaning the floors properly. 354 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,120 You've got an F for "filthy". 355 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,240 - You can't even see nothing. - It's all done by smell. 356 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,360 When did you last change that water? 357 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,080 Last Tuesday. 358 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,400 Good for another week yet. 359 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,720 Aren't you a bit young to be inspectors? 360 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,440 Children are best because we're closer to the ground. 361 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,360 We can see dirt more easily. 362 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,760 Goodbye. 363 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,800 SHE COUGHS 364 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:54,240 Yummy, yummy chocolate... 365 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,880 Shoes! 366 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,560 Where did you go this time, then? 367 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,040 Nowhere. 368 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,560 You can't have been nowhere. It must have been somewhere. 369 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,520 Sally, go back to sleep. 370 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,800 You'll wake Matron. 371 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,240 Tom promised he'd tell me about the adventure. 372 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,240 Well, I didn't exactly promise. 373 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,720 You're a liar! 374 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,320 I thought you were different. 375 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,280 But you're just as bad as the others. 376 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,080 Dr Oliver, please come to reception. 377 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:37,160 I ain't afraid of no ghost, I ain't afraid of no... 378 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,280 I thought you were a doctor. 379 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,280 Oh, yes. I... 380 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,640 I am. 381 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,720 Did you know that there have been more goings 382 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,160 on going on in the night? 383 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,600 Freezer room, even stranger than before. 384 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,040 What are you doing tonight? 385 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,800 Oh, you know, sleeping, crying. 386 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,080 Ah, splendid. No plans, then? 387 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,040 You can be on patrol again. 388 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,720 And, Luppers, the truth is out there. 389 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,680 La-la-la! La-la, la-la-la-la! 390 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:21,480 Good morning and good morning and good morning, children. 391 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,280 Rise and shine. 392 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,040 Good morning, Tootsie. 393 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,840 Ah! 394 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,880 I see we have a new patient. 395 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,600 Hello. I'm Tom. 396 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,800 Good morning, Thomas, and what a good morning 397 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,600 it is that the Lord has given us. 398 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,720 Now what would you like for breakfast? 399 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,120 What have you got? 400 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,560 Everything. 401 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,920 Everything? 402 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,640 Everything. Whatever your heart desires. 403 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,000 Oh, great. 404 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,920 Can I please have waffles with cold vanilla ice cream 405 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,240 and two jam doughnuts covered in chocolate 406 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,880 and whipped cream? 407 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,360 I've got toast or cornflakes. 408 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,400 Oh. 409 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,640 Cutbacks, I'm afraid, Thomas. 410 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,920 I see. 411 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,040 But it makes the patients happy to think they can have whatever 412 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,320 their heart's desire. 413 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,440 But they can't? 414 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,760 They can, if they desire toast or cornflakes. 415 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,520 - Toast, please. - I'm out of toast. 416 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,280 Cornflakes? 417 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,000 Yes, OK. 418 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,560 Now... 419 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:31,760 I don't have any milk, so how about a drop of cold tea? 420 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,920 - Super. - Ah! 421 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,480 Yes. Mm! 422 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,320 Oh! Mm! 423 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,240 Here. 424 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,320 Sally, I've brought you an iced bun from the bakery. 425 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:51,480 Thank you, Tootsie, but I think I can only manage half. 426 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,920 I'll save it for later. 427 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,920 I'll have it, thanks. 428 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,440 Good morning, Matron. 429 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,560 - Out! - Oh, dear. 430 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,800 Somebody hasn't had their morning coffee. 431 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,480 I won't say it twice. 432 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,600 You won't have to. 433 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,240 I know it was you lot causing havoc downstairs last night. 434 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,720 I just had a call on the telephone. 435 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,680 They found tiny footprints in the freezer room. 436 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,840 Oh, really? 437 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,560 You are all in big trouble. 438 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,240 I'm calling Sir Quentin right away. 439 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,880 It wasn't them. 440 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,840 What do you know? 441 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,640 I couldn't sleep a wink last night, but everyone else was asleep 442 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,080 the whole time. 443 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,560 So it couldn't have been them. 444 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,840 Swear it? 445 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,120 I swear on my hamster's life. 446 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:03,520 I'll be watching all of you very closely, 447 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:08,800 and I am sending you and your pathetic little bump to the doctor. 448 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,360 I'm sure he will discharge you immediately. 449 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,720 Your headmaster wants you back at school. 450 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,600 Thanks for that one, Sally. 451 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,280 No problem. 452 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,720 I'm sorry you had to swear on your hamster's life. 453 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,160 That's OK. 454 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,560 I don't have a hamster. 455 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,960 Tom, I have some very good news. 456 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,520 Really? 457 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,920 You are 100% better. 458 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,880 Do you know what this means? 459 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,720 I've cured someone! 460 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,080 Who would've thought? 461 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,040 You can go back to school. 462 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,640 Oh! 463 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,720 What?! 464 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,160 Something the matter? 465 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,160 I've just made some really good friends on the ward. 466 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,600 Well, two words. 467 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,840 "Pen pals". 468 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,600 Or is it one word? 469 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,600 Anyway, pop this in for a final temperature check, 470 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,880 and I will let the matron know that you are good to go. 471 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,280 Ah, wait! 472 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,680 But we never finished the questionnaire. 473 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,840 Oh, yes. Good point. 474 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,560 Yeah, hang on. Right. 475 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,600 "Would you say that the music in the lift was too relaxing, 476 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:36,080 "relaxing, too exciting, or made you feel off your nut?" 477 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,480 - I'm ill. - Well, you look fine. 478 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,520 Let's see. 479 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,800 Oh, no. 480 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,440 Oh, no! 481 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,040 This is the highest temperature ever recorded in a human being. 482 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,480 Am I well enough for school? 483 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,200 No! No, no! 484 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,280 We have to get you straight back to the ward as soon as possible. 485 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,400 This is medical history in the making. 486 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,880 Porter! 487 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,120 Take it easy, Master Tom. 488 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,320 See you all later. 489 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,120 Tonight, I'm going to fly like an eagle. 490 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,200 So, how are you going to make me fly? 491 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,160 My idea is still undergoing refinement. 492 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,320 Ha! I knew you didn't know. 493 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,160 Time to go for your treatment. 494 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,040 Do I have to? 495 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,720 You're not here to have fun. This isn't Alton Towers. 496 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,200 Come on, come on, come on! 497 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,560 Hurry up. 498 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,160 I know how you could do it. 499 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,600 I really don't need any help, but if you insist, 500 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,960 you may tell me. 501 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,360 But I'm not a member of The Midnight Gang, so I can't. 502 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,160 You can have a temporary membership. 503 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,600 On a junior basis. 504 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,520 So this is what we need to do. 505 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,640 So we need to get all the... 506 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,840 BIG BEN CHIMES 507 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,760 Om, nom, nom! 508 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,360 You're at it again. That's it! 509 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,480 I'm calling the Amputation Department. 510 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,080 Please, don't. 511 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,160 These are impounded... 512 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,600 ..till further notice. 513 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,200 Yummy chocolate! 514 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,880 Oh, sleepy time. 515 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,720 ♪ Well, it's Saturday night and I just got paid ♪ 516 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,080 ♪ Fool about my money don't try to save ♪ 517 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,760 ♪ My heart says go, go ♪ 518 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,000 ♪ Have a time cos it's Saturday night ♪ 519 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,040 ♪ And I feel fine ♪ 520 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,080 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪ 521 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,440 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up ♪ 522 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,200 ♪ I'm gonna shake it up ♪ 523 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,000 ♪ I'm gonna ball it up ♪ 524 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,960 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪ 525 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,400 ♪ And ball tonight ♪ 526 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,280 ♪ Along about 10 I'll be flying high ♪ 527 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,600 ♪ Rock on out into the sky ♪ 528 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,920 ♪ But I don't care if I spend my gold ♪ 529 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,280 ♪ Tonight I'm gonna be one happy soul ♪ 530 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,760 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪ 531 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,800 ♪ And ball tonight. ♪ 532 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,600 - Raj! - Uh-huh, George! 533 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,720 My favourite customer. 534 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,240 What are you doing here? 535 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,800 I had a third-degree stapling accident. 536 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,320 Oh, they can be very nasty. 537 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,800 Newsagent's job is the most dangerous job there is. 538 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,440 I've lost many good colleagues to paper cuts. 539 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,040 I like what you've done with the place. 540 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,400 What do you desire? 541 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,480 Chocolates, flowers, get-well cards? 542 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,800 Prewritten cards are very good value, especially if your name 543 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,160 is Auntie Deepta and you want to send a card to a Raj. 544 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,440 We need balloons. 545 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,480 We want to make this sick boy's dream come true. 546 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,720 Well, then, the cupboard on the right below the Panda Pops. 547 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,800 You are welcome to them. 548 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,600 By "welcome", do you mean you're not going to charge us for them? 549 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,200 Ah, they are being used to let a young boy's dream come true. 550 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,080 I want you to have them. 551 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,360 You're a good man. 552 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,400 RAJ LAUGHS 553 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,120 They're £12.50. 554 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,600 How are you getting on, Doctor? 555 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,560 I've found nothing at all. 556 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,160 - There isn't a ghost. - I'm sure you're right. 557 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,760 I remember that's what Dr Wilson thought. 558 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,000 Who's Dr Wilson? 559 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,240 The junior doctor before you. 560 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:24,320 They found him on this very ward, with a hole at the side of his head, 561 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,840 and by his lifeless body, an empty juice bottle. 562 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,400 And a note. 563 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,840 W-w-what...? 564 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,800 - What did it say? - Yeah. 565 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,080 It said, "Thank you for the brain smoothie. 566 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,800 "Yum-yum." 567 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,160 I need to go to the toilet as a matter of some urgency. 568 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,280 That's got rid of him. Come. 569 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,680 Right, I think we have enough. 570 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,760 Oh, my! What beautiful balloons. 571 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,200 - Are they meant for me? - Come on. 572 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,160 That's Nelly. She's 99 years old 573 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,120 and she has no family left alive. 574 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:13,680 I've never seen such beautiful balloons in all of my life. 575 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,920 Who sent them? 576 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,080 Was it Daddy? 577 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,840 She think she's a little girl. 578 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,680 I do hope it was Daddy. 579 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,720 I miss him ever so. 580 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,920 I know how she feels. 581 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,320 Oh! 582 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,080 Yes, Nelly, your daddy wants you to have this. 583 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,960 Oh, it's beautiful. 584 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,840 Did he say when he would pick me up? 585 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,320 Soon. He said he'd come soon. 586 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,960 - Oh, goody! - Goodbye. 587 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,000 Bye-bye. 588 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,400 Oh! 589 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,400 Right, give them over. 590 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,400 I'm going to fly like an ostrich. 591 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,280 - Ostriches don't fly. - This one does. 592 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,200 - I'm not lifting. - We're one balloon short. 593 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,480 Oh, it's almost as if SOMEONE decided to give one away! 594 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,080 - There aren't any more. - Actually, there is one. 595 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,240 Wait here. 596 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,040 I suppose you're here to ask for my balloon? 597 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,960 How did you know? 598 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,440 How else are you going to get George to fly? 599 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,920 Thanks, Sally. 600 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,320 If I can't go on adventures, at least my balloon can. 601 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,760 Here we go. Thank you. 602 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,080 Wa-hey, I'm flying! 603 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,280 Whoa! Whoa! 604 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,000 - Wahey! - OK. 605 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,800 Not yet. We have to be able to get you back to Earth. 606 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,680 Someone has to go to the top of the stairs and catch him. 607 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,360 It's a lot of stairs. 608 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,720 Thanks for volunteering, Tom. 609 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:13,000 Just so you know, Robin, I'm giving you a look. 610 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,560 Some people are born to witness history, 611 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,840 some to make it. 612 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,800 One of us is about to become the first man to fly. 613 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,880 OK, I'm ready. 614 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,520 Please, could I swap this one for a red one? 615 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,000 - Oh! - My balloons! Give them back. 616 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,240 Oh, she's going too fast. 617 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:47,400 I'm guessing she might be a tiny bit lighter than George. 618 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:51,880 Tom, you're going to have to catch Nelly before she flies past. 619 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,600 SMASHING GLASS 620 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,000 Help! 621 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,400 Yippee! 622 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,760 Let's get after her. 623 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,800 Oh, Big Ben! 624 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,960 - Oh! - Oh, look at the lights. Can you see me? 625 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,840 If you see the old girl, just shout. 626 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,720 - Right, let's go. - Yee-hah! 627 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:22,160 - Hold on tight. - Yes! 628 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,640 Straight ahead! 629 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,760 Hello down there! Ooh! 630 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,440 Cooeee! 631 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,760 Oh, it's so pretty. Oh! St Paul's! 632 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,720 Oh, my goodness! 633 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,440 Oh, I hope I'm not going to crash. 634 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,840 Ooh! 635 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,240 Oh, dear. 636 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:14,240 Oh, I'm in the nuddy! 637 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,280 - Well, I'm scarred for life. - Whee! 638 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,680 - Stop that naked pensioner! - Oh! 639 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,360 Oh, I say! Oh! 640 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,880 Oh, look at all these pigeons. Oh, my goodness! 641 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,400 Oh, no! 642 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,240 Whee! 643 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,960 Oh, this is comfy. 644 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,840 Oh! 645 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,880 I think this is going to look... 646 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,200 NELLY LAUGHS 647 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,360 Horrendous! 648 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,680 If there's one thing I've learnt running a hospital for 30 years, 649 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,400 other than you can charge what you like for car parking, 650 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:12,720 it's that you don't leave naked patients dangling off statues. 651 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,800 How's Nelly doing, sir? 652 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,800 - Well, she wants to know when she can fly again. - Never. 653 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,720 - She isn't even a member of The Midnight Gang! - Uh! 654 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,280 - "Midnight" what? - Nothing. 655 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,280 Drugging a member of staff, stealing another patient's property, 656 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:33,040 damaging a valuable asbestos ceiling... 657 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,680 Making me clean the hospital. 658 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,200 Dilly, it is probably better if the hospital is kept clean. 659 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,520 It's all my fault. 660 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,600 I was the ringleader. 661 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,080 No, I was the ringleader. 662 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,120 No, I was. 663 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,960 I wasn't. 664 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,440 Sir Quentin, it was me. 665 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,800 I'm solely to blame. 666 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,440 I knew it. 667 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,080 - Please, it's not true. - Porter! 668 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:07,720 Matron, send these children back to their ward. 669 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,880 With pleasure, Sir Quentin. 670 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,000 Now, you deceitful little beasts! 671 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,040 I find it unbelievable that you allowed the behaviour 672 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,120 of the children to go on in this way! 673 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,320 You are a responsible adult... 674 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,200 Get out! 675 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,120 Good morning and good morning and good morning. 676 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,000 I have everything for breakfast. 677 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,880 Toast or cornflake. 678 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:06,280 What is the matter with all you kiddie-winkies this morning? 679 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,760 They are sitting in a damp puddle of their own guilt. 680 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,920 They broke every rule in the hospital. 681 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,440 But they seem like such a nice bunch. 682 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,000 No, don't be fooled. 683 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,120 They even got the porter sacked. 684 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,320 But the porter has been here longer than anyone can remember. 685 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,480 I heard his mother abandoned him on the hospital steps as a baby. 686 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,320 Well, who can blame her? 687 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,160 I mean, who'd want to look at a baby that frightful? 688 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,280 Oh, the poor, poor man. 689 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,840 I must try and find him. 690 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,000 He deserves not an ounce of sympathy. 691 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,960 He is as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside. 692 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,000 Off! 693 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,480 Tootsie... 694 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:55,800 If you find the porter, can you tell him I'm so, so sorry. 695 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,840 I will try. 696 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:06,400 Well, Midnight Gang was good while it lasted. 697 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,160 It can't end yet. 698 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:13,240 There's still a member who hasn't had their wish come true. 699 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,480 You. 700 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,840 Although, can it be something really easy? 701 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,040 It needs to be very unambitious. 702 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:25,080 Like, have you always dreamt of lying in a hospital bed... 703 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,040 staring at a blank wall? 704 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,840 Actually, I'd like to give my wish to someone else. 705 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,640 Who? 706 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,360 Sally. 707 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,720 She wants to be in The Midnight Gang more than anyone, 708 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,560 but we kept telling her she couldn't. 709 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,160 We didn't want to make her more ill. 710 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,800 But we should all have one dream come true, shouldn't we? 711 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,840 Sally. 712 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,280 Thank you for giving me your wish, Tom. 713 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,440 What is it? 714 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,320 We can't wait to find out. 715 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:07,200 The thing is, I don't know if I'll ever get 716 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,720 out of this hospital. 717 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,480 My dream is to live a big, beautiful life. 718 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,520 Oh, Sally! 719 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,880 It's a lovely wish. 720 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,040 Well, it's hardly unambitious, is it? 721 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,160 Did you not hear that bit? 722 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,720 So, faker, guess whose lab tests are back? 723 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,800 Boy, I'm taking you straight back to school, and I hope 724 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,920 you get carsick. 725 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,880 No, please, just one more night. 726 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,240 Can't I say goodbye to my friends?! 727 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,960 You don't have any friends. 728 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,760 When we get back to school, I will personally ensure 729 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,080 that your life becomes a waking nightmare. 730 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,600 How about I don't come back? 731 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,560 Run, Tom! Run! 732 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,600 Boy, I'll get you, boy! 733 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,040 Boy, straight back up this instant! 734 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,640 Oh! 735 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,160 - Welcome to my humble abode. - Oh, you're back! 736 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,120 Well, I missed my home comforts. 737 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,280 Go in there. 738 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,920 - Boy? - He's not down there. 739 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,320 Boy! 740 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,920 You won't get away with this. 741 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,600 Where are you, you wretched boy? 742 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,800 Oh, look at all this junk. 743 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,640 I've been in tidier riots. 744 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,320 That smell. 745 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,040 It's very familiar. 746 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,120 Let's go before I develop a skin disease. 747 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,680 It looks like the possessions of a homeless man. 748 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,560 I shall come back later and put them all in the incinerator. 749 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,840 Cruel and callous, a woman after my own heart. 750 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,400 Do you hate animals too? 751 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,160 Nearly as much as children. 752 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,040 - I can't bear children. - Literally or metaphorically? 753 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,600 Metaphorically. We shall have to see about literally. 754 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,920 I open all the letters the boys receive, 755 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,960 I steal the book tokens and then burn the rest. 756 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,640 The local church sends my ward toys for the children. 757 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,760 I sell the toys and I spend all the money on shoes. 758 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,320 Tom's parents have telephoned the school every single day 759 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,560 since his accident. 760 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,640 I just put the phone down on them. 761 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,480 Would you like to join me this evening... 762 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,720 ..for chocolate cake? 763 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,080 Is it stolen cake? 764 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,040 Robin's parents sent it to me to share amongst the children. 765 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,560 Then it'll taste all the sweeter! 766 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,520 THEY LAUGH, LIFT DINGS 767 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,840 - What a lovely couple! - I must invite them back. 768 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,560 Have you always lived down here? 769 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,480 When I was a young 'un, the hospital tried all sorts 770 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:39,040 of operations to make me look... presentable, 771 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,880 but they didn't really work. 772 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,280 When I was 16, my time was up. 773 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,640 I had to leave. 774 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,960 I didn't like it out there. 775 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,360 Sometimes people think if you've got a stain 776 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,360 on your outside, you know, you have a stain on the inside. 777 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,960 I don't blame them. 778 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,640 We're all scared of things we don't understand. 779 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,800 But I found a job, and a place I could call home. 780 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,800 And things looked up. 781 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,200 It ain't fancy. 782 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,880 But it meant I was on hand for The Midnight Gang. 783 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,200 Why do you always help them? 784 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,920 - There's no reason. - There must be a reason. 785 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,200 I don't know what you're on about. 786 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:44,800 - Maybe you were the one who started it! - Me?! 787 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,960 Yes! You were a patient here all those years ago, 788 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,040 bored and with nothing to do. 789 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,400 You're a right little Sherlock Holmes, you, aren't you? 790 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,800 I am right, aren't I? 791 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,960 Yes, Tom, you're right. 792 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,800 I started The Midnight Gang. 793 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,480 Just wanted to make the other kids on the ward happy. 794 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,640 And that's what I want for Sally. 795 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,280 I said I would make her wish come true, but it's impossible. 796 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:29,160 Hey, nothing's impossible for The Midnight Gang. 797 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,720 We've just got to work together. 798 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,080 So let's sneak upstairs and get the rest of the gang. 799 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,640 - Uh-oh. - LIFT DINGS 800 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,840 Cleaners! Thank goodness. 801 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,680 They unplugged my freezer, because the nice lady in bed 802 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,680 four needed her life-support machine back on. 803 00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,040 But now the floor is covered in Solero juice. 804 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,240 - The thing is, we're not real cleaners. - Sorry, Raj. 805 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:07,480 Oh, in that case, can I interest you in some ice lollies 806 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,160 on very special offer? 807 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,320 ICE LOLLIES DRIP 808 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,000 Maybe later. 809 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,440 We are on a mission. 810 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,160 And 12 melted Twisters for the price of 11! 811 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,840 Mm. Scrumptious cake, matron. 812 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,560 - Where's Sally? - She got worse. 813 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,640 They took her to the isolation ward. 814 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,640 That door won't keep them in for long. 815 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,840 Open the door right now! 816 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:55,280 Here, have some chocolates to keep you going before help arrives! 817 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,760 Oh, chocolates. 818 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,480 Oh, no! We shouldn't eat these! 819 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,720 Why not? They're so very, very tasty. 820 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,840 That will see them through to the morning. 821 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,440 What are we going to do about Sally? 822 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,720 I've let her down so many times. 823 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,760 Can't let her down again. 824 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,200 You mustn't give in, hmm? 825 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,360 She wants a big, beautiful life. 826 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,320 The Midnight Gang is going to give it to her. 827 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,640 Yeah. 828 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:36,960 Robin... Stand up! 829 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,800 PHONE RINGS 830 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,200 OK, ready? 831 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,640 You go find Sally, hey? 832 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,240 You took your time. 833 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,280 Are you sure you want to do this? 834 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,880 It's now or never. 835 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,200 Sally, welcome at last 836 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,080 to The Midnight Gang's presentation of... 837 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,480 ..your big, beautiful life. 838 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:10,280 MUSIC PLAYS 839 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,040 ♪ Your love lifting me higher ♪ 840 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,840 ♪ Than I've ever been lifted before ♪ 841 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,760 ♪ So keep it up ♪ 842 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,080 ♪ Quench my desire ♪ 843 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:42,600 ♪ And I'll be at your side forever more ♪ 844 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,920 - ♪ You know your love ♪ - Your love keeps lifting me 845 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,720 - ♪ Keep on lifting ♪ - Love keeps lifting me 846 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,560 - ♪ Higher ♪ - Lifting me 847 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,080 - ♪ Higher and higher ♪ - Higher 848 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,600 - ♪ I said your love ♪ - Your love keeps lifting me 849 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,840 - ♪ Keep on ♪ - Love keeps lifting me 850 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,240 - ♪ Lifting me ♪ - Lifting me 851 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,040 - ♪ Higher and higher ♪ - Higher 852 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,680 ♪ Now once I was downhearted ♪ 853 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,960 ♪ Disappointment was my closest friend ♪ 854 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:16,000 ♪ But then you came and it soon departed ♪ 855 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,920 ♪ And you know he never showed his face again ♪ 856 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,440 - ♪ That's why your love ♪ - Your love keeps lifting me 857 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,760 - ♪ Keep on lifting ♪ - Love keeps lifting me 858 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,640 - ♪ Higher ♪ - Lifting me 859 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,680 - ♪ Higher and higher ♪ - Higher 860 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,640 - ♪ I said your love ♪ - Your love keeps lifting me 861 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,800 - ♪ Keep on ♪ - Love keeps lifting me 862 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,280 - ♪ Lifting me ♪ - Lifting me 863 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:44,240 - ♪ Higher and higher ♪ - Higher 864 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:45,280 ♪ All right ♪ 865 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,680 ♪ I'm so glad I've finally found you ♪ 866 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:13,920 ♪ Yes, that one in a million girls ♪ 867 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,720 ♪ And I whip my loving arms around you ♪ 868 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:21,880 ♪ I can stand up and face the world ♪ 869 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,640 - ♪ Let me tell ya your love ♪ - Your love keeps lifting me 870 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:29,080 - ♪ Keep on lifting ♪ - Love keeps lifting me 871 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,640 - ♪ Higher ♪ - Lifting me 872 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,360 - ♪ Higher and higher ♪ - Higher 873 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,000 - ♪ I said your love ♪ - Your love keeps lifting me 874 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,720 - ♪ Keep on ♪ - Love keeps lifting me 875 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:40,600 - ♪ Lifting me ♪ - Lifting me 876 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,520 - ♪ Higher and higher ♪ - ♪ Higher... ♪ 877 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,120 Last but not least... 878 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,320 THEY CLAP AND CHEER 879 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,280 I loved it, I loved it, I loved it! 880 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,800 We're done for. 881 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,320 Beautiful, beautiful! 882 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:16,720 Absolutely beautiful! 883 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:20,120 You wonderful, wonderful children! 884 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:24,040 Here, have a duster. 885 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,480 Pure genius. 886 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,040 It was mainly my idea. 887 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,680 Do you know what the most moving part was? 888 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,880 - Me being on the old projector here? - No. 889 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:37,400 Seeing this special little patient of ours do something we've not 890 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,160 seen her do before - smiling. 891 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:45,600 Everyone here at the hospital works so hard to help young Suzy. 892 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,240 - It's Sally. - Are you sure? - Fairly. 893 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:54,440 - But none of us thought to simply make her smile. - Sally... 894 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,680 It's going to be a really long journey. 895 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:03,120 But I want you to be able to do all those things for real one day. 896 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,680 And I promise you, I will never stop trying. 897 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,160 Thank you. 898 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,680 Sir Quentin... 899 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,600 We couldn't have done any of this without the Porter. 900 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,960 The kindest person I've ever met and... 901 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,040 ..the man you sacked. 902 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,600 Well, I may have been hasty, but I'm sorry, 903 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,160 you're not getting your job back. 904 00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:27,360 Oh. 905 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,240 I'm promoting you! 906 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,200 What? 907 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,360 Yes, our very first Doctor of Fun! 908 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,000 Oh, thank you. 909 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,880 But I hear you live in a basement and we can't have that. 910 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,880 Come and live with me and I will bring you breakfast every 911 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,080 - morning in bed. - Well, that's an offer. 912 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,080 Now, then, I think it's high time we left young Sally 913 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,440 here to get some rest. 914 00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,000 No, please, can I just have one more night back in the ward 915 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,120 with The Midnight Gang? 916 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:03,880 - I'm not sure that that... Please! - Please, please, please, please. 917 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:08,000 All right! All right! Just one night, mind. 918 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,040 Yes! 919 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:44,160 Thank you so much for giving me your wish. 920 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,240 You deserve it. 921 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,800 What would yours be? 922 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,560 Oh, I have two - and one's come true. 923 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:56,160 It was to make some friends. 924 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,200 You big softie. 925 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,160 What was the other one? 926 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:04,320 To see Mum and Dad. 927 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,440 Well, dreams can come true. 928 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,240 The Midnight Gang's taught us that. 929 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:20,160 It's been the most amazing night. 930 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,440 I've had the adventure of a lifetime. 931 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,560 Good morning and good morning and good morning! 932 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,920 Breakfast time! 933 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,880 Who wants cornflake box and water? 934 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,720 So, how's my favourite patient? 935 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,280 Better, thanks. 936 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,240 Good morning, Sir Quentin, can I interest you in a sock 937 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,480 on some cardboard...? 938 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,680 - THUMPING AND VOICES - What's that noise? 939 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,840 - Don't hear no noise. - How can you not hear it? 940 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,640 Let us out! Let us out, now! 941 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,800 Arrest that man! 942 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:19,160 He locked us in there all night, have him put down! 943 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:23,320 Is this true? I may have to reconsider my reconsideration. 944 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,960 I hope this explains... 945 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,000 RECORDING: I open all the letters the boys receive, 946 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,240 I steal the book tokens and then burn the rest! 947 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,480 My local church gives my ward toys for the children, 948 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:43,160 I sell the toys and I spend all the money on shoes! 949 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:50,040 I was doing those spoilt children a favour by stealing their presents! 950 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:54,680 My shoes, what will happen to my perfectly normal number of shoes? 951 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,040 Don't be strangers! 952 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,680 THEY LAUGH AND SHOUT 953 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:11,360 Tom, Sally had a chat with me yesterday, 954 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:16,440 and I made some calls and, well, there's some people here to see you. 955 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,800 Mum! Dad! 956 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:50,920 So, what's on the menu for this breakfast in bed? 957 01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,280 Everything. 958 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,160 And I mean everything. 959 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,400 Oh, goodness! 960 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,760 I've come to say goodbye. 961 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,720 Bye, New Boy. 962 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,240 All of us have to move on in the end. 963 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,040 I'll have these casts off on Wednesday and then 964 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,560 I'll be out of here too. 965 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:16,520 I get my stitches out next week. And then I'll be gone. 966 01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,960 My bandage is coming off at the end of the month. 967 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,080 Then that'll be the last of us. 968 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,960 Maybe this is the end of The Midnight Gang. 969 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,920 Never. 970 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,280 The gang just needs a new leader. 971 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,360 Sally? 972 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,440 - Me? - Yes. 973 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,520 You will make sure all the new patients 974 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,200 have their wishes come true. 975 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:46,360 I would love to! But will you help me? 976 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,520 You bet I will! 977 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,920 Just don't get The Midnight Gang in any more trouble. 978 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,240 Of course. 979 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,160 Well, maybe little bit of trouble. 980 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,040 Yippee! 981 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,840 ALL: Nelly! 982 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:12,160 ♪ Oh, give me land, lots of land ♪ 983 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,800 ♪ Under starry skies above ♪ 984 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:19,840 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 985 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,880 ♪ Let me ride through ♪ 986 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,160 ♪ The wide open country that I love ♪ 987 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:29,120 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 988 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,520 ♪ No ♪ 989 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,880 ♪ Poppa, don't you fence me in. ♪ 990 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:37,000 SHE COUGHS