柏林 1944年 NARRATOR: Berlin, 1944.
阿道夫·希特勒的秘密无线电信息 A secret radio message from Adolf Hitler
由他亲自发送到他在英国的间谍 personally to his spies in Great Britain.
杀死麦肯兹·史密斯将军 请务必 希特勒那天心神不宁 "Kill General MacKenzie-Smith, please."
你知道吗 他头痛得很厉害 There was terrible headaches, you know.
信息在伦敦通过这样的方式传递 Here in London, this is how the message was passed on.
现在只有我们英国的军事情报部门 It's only now that we of British Military Intelligence
才能从捕获的德国文件中 have been able to piece together fully
拼凑出完整的历史故事 from captured German documents.
我们感谢好莱坞的派拉蒙影片公司 We thank Paramount Pictures in Hollywood
是我们有勇气让它展现在屏幕上 for having the courage to put this on the screen.
否则我们就不会有这个机会 I know we wouldn't.
德国特勤局毫不迟疑地去 The German Secret Service didn't hesitate a moment
执行希特勒的命令 in placing Hitler's orders into effect.
麦肯兹·史密斯正在起草盟军 MacKenzie-Smith was drawing up the plans
进攻欧洲的计划 for the Allied invasion of Europe
必须不惜一切代价去阻止他 and had to be stopped at all costs.
这是艾森豪威尔将军 马歇尔·蒙哥马利元帅 Here come General Eisenhower, Field Marshall Montgomery,
戴高乐将军 General de Gaulle,
和劳伦斯·麦肯兹·史密斯长官本人 and Sir Lawrence MacKenzie-Smith himself
戴着熟悉的眼罩 wearing the familiar eye patch.
停车 停车 不然我就开枪了 MAN: Stop! Stop or I'll shoot!
(枪炮声)你赶快停车 (gunfire)
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
亲爱的 亲爱的 我们似乎没追上 NARRATOR: Dear, dear. We don't seem to be catching up.
哦 毕竟德国人开的是劳斯菜斯汽车 Well, after all, the Germans are in a Rolls Royce
而我们的伙计们只有美国吉普车 and our lads only have American Jeeps.
不是我们不感激 提醒你一下 Not that we're not grateful, mind you.
嗯 这总比走路好 Uh, it is better than walking.
(枪声) (gunshots)
(轮胎发出刺耳的声音) (tires screech)
哦 来吧 来吧 让我们把那些红名字从屏幕上拿下来 然后上演故事吧 Oh, come, come. Let's get those ruddy names off the screen
从来没听说过这些家伙 是吧 Never heard of any of those chaps. Have you?
(警笛悲鸣) (police siren wailing)
这个营地现在被封锁了 MAN (over speaker): This camp area is now sealed.
那天晚上 麦肯兹封锁了英国的每一个军区 NARRATOR: That night MacKenzie sealed every military area in Britain.
禁止一切出入 Nothing could move in or out.
甚至两名被派往英国基地的美国士兵 Not even two American soldiers assigned to a British base.
只有得到麦肯兹·史密斯将军 MAN (over speaker): ...permitted to leave this base
本人的命令 才能获准离开这个基地 by personal order of the General Officer
肯兹·史密斯 像那样的某某人 MacKenzie-Smith, that so and so.
伙计 你可以再说一遍 Boy, you can say that again.
哦 振作点 乔 所以这几天我们不能离开家了 至少我们有东西吃 Cheer up, Joe. So we can't leave for home
把烦恼装进你的装备袋里 然后微笑 Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile.
微笑 微笑 Smile. Smile.
当然 在经历了这么多麻烦之后 我们才到达了红十字会 Sure. After all the trouble to get the Red Cross
为各州提供了紧急援助
我可怜的妻子正在做手术 My poor wife having
你可怜的妈妈病得很厉害
我妈妈没生病 她在迈阿密海滩 My mother isn't desperately ill. She's on Miami Beach.
她给我寄了一张她穿着泳衣的照片 She sent me a picture of her in a bathing suit,
我可怜的妹妹 My poor sister
在为红十字会工作 你想让她惹上麻烦吗 works for the Red Cross. Want to get her in trouble?
不 我不想让她惹上麻烦 No, I don't wanna get her in trouble.
我告诉过你多少次了 我需要低盐 低脂肪 How many times have I told you I'm on the salt-free,
高蛋白 低热量 低胆固醇的饮食 fat-free, high-protein low-calorie diet?
那对你来说有什么困难吗 What's so difficult about that?
在这里很难做到 It's not easy to get it on a shingle.
不 No.
我们甚至不属于这个 We don't even belong in this teabag outfit.
好吧 我知道 Well, I know that. The, the--
我们连队刚刚被英国军队借用过去 Our company was just loaned to the British Army
向他们展示如何打开午餐肉罐头之类的东西 to show them how to open spam or something.
好吧 我们为什么不去找上校 All right. Why don't we see the captain?
我们会向他解释整个情况 We'll explain the whole situation to him.
他是个好人 他会给我们减少一些指令 He's a nice fellow. He'll cut some orders for us,
然后再过几天 我们就能回家了 and then in a couple of days, we'll be home.
厄尼 这里是军队 记得吗 Ernie, this is the army, remember?
是的 我记得 还是有几个家伙 There are a couple of boys
想从葛底斯堡回家 trying to get home from Gettysburg.
他们会成功的 They'll make it.
那些军官今晚要在这里做什么
我想他们在检查什么东西 Inspecting something, I guess.
他们为什么不出去打仗 Why ain't they out fighting the war?
你想从中得到什么 我们为什么不去打仗 What do you want? Why aren't we fighting the war?
因为我们想我们一方获胜 就是这样 Because we want our side to win. That's why.
坐下来 伙计们 Sit down, chaps.
我们都在同一条漏水的船上 We're all in the same leaky boat.
哦 天啊 不是我们 我们今晚应该就一起航行了 Not us. We're supposed to be sailing on one tonight.
我们的病人在等着我们呢 Our sick ones are waiting for us.
(都笑了)是啊 我很期待 (all chuckle)
这个军营现在 This military camp is now sealed
由总司令下令封闭 by order of the general commanding
按照英王陛下的命令 by order of His Majesty's government,
和首相的命令 and by order of the Prime Minister.
首相 哦 Uh-huh.
嗨 我们要在海滩上 (imitating MacKenzie): Hey! We shall fight them
和他们战斗 我们要在街道上和他们战斗 on the beaches. We shall fight them on the streets.
但是我们怎么和他们战斗 But, uh, how can we fight them
如果我们出不去这个可恶的营地 if we can't get out of this ruddy camp?
安静 安静 好吗 我得好好想想 Quiet, will you? I've gotta think.
我们认识的人一定有 Now, there must be somebody we know
足够的影响力 能让我们今晚离开这里 that's got enough influence to get us out of here tonight.
只有一个人 谁 (in normal voice): There's only one man.
(德语)胜利 (imitates Hitler): Sieg heil!
(都笑了) (all chuckle)
(德语) (speaking in German)
现在他会向你讲解他的整个空军 Now he'll run his whole Luftwaffe for you.
他有三个区域 He has a gamut of three.
因为他在德国的布鲁克林区长大 像本地人一样讲德语 It's because he was raised in the German section of Brooklyn.
一个非洲本地人
(英语)总会有一个英格兰 (in English): There'll always be an England,
但他们会驾驶着大众牌汽车 but they will be driving Volkswagens.
他们将会拥有 We will have the--
厄尼 厄尼 你的胡子掉在土豆里了 Ernie, your mustache fell in the potatoes.
它看起来很自在 It looks right at home.
是的 好吧 (in normal voice): Yeah, well...
瞧 我没有眼罩 我有一只 See, without my patch, I have one good eye
视力极佳的眼睛和一只 with 20/20 vision and one bad eye
极度近视的眼睛 你看见了 uh, in case of extreme myopia, you see.
嗯 我给征兵委员会写了一封信! And, uh, I wrote a letter to my draft board about it,
他太棒了 你知道吗 He's jolly good, you know?
哦 社交场合的活跃人物 The life of the party.
模仿在没有我们的情况下 Do an imitation of the boat sailing
这艘船航行到各个州的情形 for the States without us.
哦 别担心 我们会上去的
好吧 好吧 什么时候上去
当圣徒进军的时候 (in rough voice): When the saints go marching in.
你能不能别再胡闹了 Will you quit fooling around?
(都笑了) (all chuckling)
说实话 我们要走了 (normal): Honestly, we'll get going.
哦 当然 Of course.
当然 我能看见麦肯兹·史密斯 I can just see MacKenzie Smith,
那个独眼的老监工 that one-eyed old slave driver
允许你去 giving you permission to go.
对 所以我可以 在这里 Yeah, so can I. Yeah, here.
(清嗓子) (clears throat)
嗯 大声点 年轻人 (imitates MacKenzie): Uh, um, speak up, young man.
哼 他妈妈在做什么呢 什么 Huh, what's his mother doing around in Rip Rolls. What?
嗯 天啊 伙计 Nuh-uh. Good heavens, man.
你为什么不早点说出来 Why didn't you speak up sooner?
哦 是的 我说 停止封锁英国 Oh, yes. I say unseal Britain,
让我的人走 and let my people go.
别给他捧场 拜托了 Don't encourage him, please.
他简直是一个老手 Oh, that's the old bird to a tee.
年轻人和绅士们
你们的职责就是履行你的职责 your duty is merely to do your duty.
你们明白吗 服从命令 Do you understand? Obey orders.
我们的情况就是这样
现在 你们不必追究其中的原因 Now yours is not to reason why.
我们也不必追究其中的原因 Ours is not to reason why either.
如果有人来解释原因 If any stops to reason why,
我们就都应该和妈妈去迈阿密海滩 we should all be in Miami Beach with Mother.
哈哈 我说 那真是相当机智 Ha, ha, I say, that's a rather witty one.
好吧 嗯 什么 Well, uh, what?
继续进行 Carry on.
快点 伙计们 Come on, chaps.
跑步走 On the double.
厄尼 Ernie.
把眼罩戴回原处
为什么 Well, what for?
我们要去车辆调配场 We're going out to the motor pool.
抢一辆车 你坐在后座 Grab a car. You'll sit in the back seat
然后我开车送你出去 将军 and I'll drive you out, General.
你怎么回事 你是疯了还是怎么了
你知道冒充军官会有什么后果吗
我不会冒充军官 I won't be impersonating an officer.
哦 我就是这个意思 我要冒充一位军官 That's what I mean. I'll impersonate an officer.
厄尼 外面很黑 Ernie, it's dark outside.
你没看见你骗过了那个英国上尉吗 我不管骗没骗过 Don't you see how you fooled that limey captain?
你坐在后座上 穿上军官的衣服 wearing all that brass.
我会像你的司机一样 这十拿九稳 I'll make like your chauffeur. It's a cinch.
你一定是疯了 或者出什么问题了 You must be out of your mind.
你甚至不知道怎么开车 You don't even know how to drive.
我们不可能马上做到不可思议的事情 只需要多一点点的时间 The incredible just takes just a little bit longer.
我的回答是直截了当地不行 不行 不行 and categorically no, no, no.
(轮胎发出刺耳的声音) (tires screeching)
嗨 MAN 1: Hey!
(轮胎发出刺耳的声音) (tires screeching)
谁在那里 MAN 2: Who goes there?
哦 对不起 长官 Oh, sorry, sir.
我不知道你正在参观营地 长官 I didn't know you were visiting the camp, sir.
但我要严格遵守命令 长官 是你的命令不能让任何人通过大门 But I have strict orders, sir. Your orders not to let anyone
安静点 中士 Quiet, sergeant.
嗯 非常好 (imitates MacKenzie): Um, very good.
但我刚刚撤销了这个命令 But I've just revoked the order,
而且我有点匆忙 and I am in a bit of a rush.
打开路障 做一个好人 Open the barrier. There's a good man.
对不起 长官 但你必须出示身份证 Sorry, sir, but you must prove your identity.
你这个可恶的家伙 Blasted man, I have urgent business
我在总部有急事 at Supreme Headquarters.
我没有时间跟小锡兵多费口舌 I have no time to play Tin Soldier. Never have.
现在你知道我是谁了 Now you know who I am.
打开路障 否则我让司机 Open the barrier or I shall have my man
直接开过去 drive through it!
打开 Open.
(发动机快速运转) (engine revs)
我们离开他们的视线后 让我来开车 (in normal voice): Once we get out of sight, I'll take the wheel.
我要把它交给你 伙计 我要说 I've got to hand it to you. Maybe it was you
也许你的智商是185 who had the IQ of 185.
(爆胎) (tire bursts)
我猜那是我的智商 I guess it was mine.
听着 你最好下去换个轮胎 Listen, you better get out and change that tire
在我们要来帮助我们之前 before they try to come and help us.
他们把工具藏在哪了 Where do they hide the tools in these things?
我甚至不知道发动机在哪里 I don't even know where they put the motor.
我不能那样做 我是将军 I can't do that. I'm the general.
那么就来点民主精神 So, be democratic.
哦 别担心 他们甚至没有注意到我们 Oh, stop worrying. They didn't even notice us.
嗨 我想我找到千斤顶了 嗨 看啊 Hey, I think I found the jack. Heh, look.
(汽车喇叭响) (car horn honking)
想个办法
嗨 看 我想我找到保险丝了 Look, I think I found a fuse.
看
问题出在哪
对 这是挡泥板 Oh, what fender.
我们怎么办 What to do?
你让我离开这里 Let me get out of here!
抬起来 我把千斤顶放在这下边 Lift up, so I can put the jack under here.
(尖叫) 哦 天啊 (screams): Yeah, oh, God!
快把这东西抬起来 Get this thing up--
我们有车 长官 进上车 We have transport for you, sir. Please get in.
我们会带你去最高司令部 We'll take you to Supreme Headquarters.
我有一个更好的主意 I've got a better idea.
把我送进监狱 Take me to jail.
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
是的 是的 与将军惊人地相似 MAN: Yes, yes. A remarkable resemblance to the general.
但我们必须绝对确定 But we must be absolutely certain.
我很报歉地说 纳粹分子逃走了 The Nazis, I'm sorry to say, escaped.
他们又从我们的指缝中溜走了 即便我们封锁了整个区域 They've slipped through our fingers again,
上校
嗯
我们总会计划出作为最后手段的方案 up our sleeve as a last resort.
最后 我们似乎无意中遇到了 Finally, we seem to have stumbled on a man
一个有机会能让这件事成功的人 who has a chance of carrying it off.
是的 但是 你看过关于这个家伙的报告吗 Yes, but yeah, you've seen the report on this fellow?
他是一个忧郁症患者 一个装病的人 He's a hypochondriac, a malingerer,
一个爱发牢骚的人 他是平足 a confirmed grouser, he's got flat feet--
但他把勒·加德中士变成了一个猴子 But it made a monkey out of the Sergeant Le Garde.
胡说 那是在晚上 而且只有几分钟 Nonsense. At night, and for a few seconds only.
上校 Colonel.
我们都是情报人员 而且都明白在战争时期 We're both in intelligence and both understand
我们做的事情会让我们进入精种病院 that could get us committed to a booby hatch
这么说有些道理 There's something in that.
有时一连串的机会是唯一的机会 Now sometimes the long chance is the only chance.
也许你是对的 Perhaps you're right.
好吧 我来告诉你我们要做什么 Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.
我们明天会把这个叫 We'll have this fellow, Private Williams,
威廉姆斯的家伙带来 然后留给将军 brought in tomorrow and leave it to the general to make
去做最后的决定 怎么样 the final decision. How's that?
将军他本人吗 The general himself?
我们从你们美国人身上学到了一点 Heh, one thing we've learned from you Americans,
我的伙计 你把责任推卸得越远 my boy, the higher you pass the buck,
它回到你身边的时间就越长 the longer it takes to come back to you.
(乐观的主题演奏) ( upbeat theme playing)
我们这个家伙的代号是瓮中之鳖 NARRATOR: Our code name for this chap was to be Dead Pigeon.
天啊 你觉得他听到我说话了吗 Goodness, do you think he heard me?
好的 下士 我们从这里接手了 Okay, Corporal. We'll take it from here.
过来 Come along.
劳伦斯长官 这是402计划 Sir Lawrence, this is Project 402.
上帝啊 Good heavens.
哦 请不要 Oh, please don't judge by
以他现在那不讨人喜欢的外表来判断 长官 his present unprepossessing appearance, sir.
二号区已经彻底调查了他 长官 Z-2 has investigated him thoroughly, sir.
这个人有惊人的模仿能力 This man has an amazing ability for mimicry.
哦 很好 我们得确定一下 Oh, jolly, we'll have to make sure.
往前来 伙计 Step forward, man.
往前来 该死的 Step forward, damn it!
嗯 Uh...
转身 Turn around.
快一点 Faster!
我转得不能再快了 长官 I can't turn around any faster, sir.
如果我快速转身 我会头晕恶心 If I turn around fast, I get dizzy
会出现任何状况 长官 and nauseous and everything, sir.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
嗯 像这样 长官 你看 长官 It's like this, sir. You see, sir.
这是一种过敏性眩晕 长官 It's a form allergenic vertigo, sir.
这是内耳的偏差 It's, uh, a deviation of the inner ear.
这是医学上一个非常有趣的问题 It's quite an interesting problem medically.
我给征兵委员会写了一封信 解释了它的来龙去脉 I wrote a letter to draft board, explaining the whole thing.
你在胡说些什么 我说 停下来 你听到了吗 MACKENZIE: What is this ruddy nonsense? I say, stop it, you hear.
停 Halt!
分秒不差 长官
我要说在体型上有那么几分相似 但我要说 I say there is a vague physical resemblance, but I do say,
伙计们 你们不觉得我们这么做有点下流吗 chaps, don't you think we're going a bit near the knuckle?
哦 我插一句话 英国安全局也调查了这个人 长官 Oh, excuse me. MI-5 have also investigated this man, sir.
彻底测试了他 Tested him thoroughly.
实际上 他对你的模仿是巧妙的 甚至是诡异的 His impersonation of you is skillful even uncanny.
请不要仓促地做出判断 长官 Please don't judge too hastily, sir.
是的 当然 Yes, yes, yes. Of course.
嗯 Mm, uh.
嗯 你说这个家伙叫什么名字 Uh ,what did you say this chap's name was?
威廉姆斯 厄尼斯特·威廉姆斯士兵 Williams. Private Ernest Williams.
是的 当然 嗯 你 MACKENZIE: Yes, of course. Uh, you.
让我看看你怎么扮演麦肯兹·史密斯将军 Let me hear you play General MacKenzie-Smith
以你那种诡异而巧妙的方式 in your uncanny and skillful way.
(咳嗽和胡言乱语) (coughing and gibbering)
请你熄灭雪茄烟 好吗 长宦 Would you mind putting out that cigar, sir?
我对烟草过敏 I'm allergic to tobacco.
我有鼻窦炎 我不能接触它 长官 My sinuses simply are not equipped to handle it, sir.
它都是在那封信里 第四页 第三段 It's all in that letter, page four, paragraph three.
听我说 伙计 我一整天都没抽烟了 Look here, man! I haven't got all day!
艾森豪威尔将军正在等着呢 General Eisenhower is waiting.
哦 告诉他不要这样做 长官 我不喜欢他 Oh, tell him not to, sir. I don't do him.
(打喷嚏)他 他 (sneezes)
在所有胡吹海侃的自痴当中 我只给你五秒钟 Of all the blithering idiots, I give you exactly five seconds
来遵从我的命令 还是我最好应该把你 to comply with my order or I'll ruddy well have you
拉出去枪毙 taken out and shot!
还是你也对此过敏 Or are you allergic to that too?
在所有胡吹海侃的自痴当中 (imitates Mackenzie) : Of all the blithering idiots,
我只给你五秒钟来遵从我的命令 I give you exactly five seconds to comply with my order
还是我最好应该把你拉出去枪毙 or I'll ruddy well have you taken out and shot!
还是你也对此过敏 Or are you allergic to that too?
挺好的 我的伙计 Rather good, me boy. Rather good.
我要说 这是惊人的相似 I say, that's quite a remarkable resemblance.
很高兴你这么想 长官 I'm glad you think so, sir.
是的 我是这么想 Yes, I do.
祝贺你 亲爱的朋友 My congratulations, dear fellow.
是的 是的 相当了不起 Yes, yes. Quite remarkable.
该死 我不应该认为他不会这么做 Blast me if I don't think he'll do.
你是说你不会开枪打死我了吗 (in normal voice): You're not going to shoot me
有人告诉过你你的任务了吗 Have you been told about your assignment?
任务 Assignment?
我们稍后会告诉他 长官 有一件事没告诉他 We'll take care of that later. He hasn't been told a thing.
面对将军 Face the general.
哦 对不起 长官 Oh, excuse me, Sir.
嗯 你要什么 Uh, what will you have?
什么 What?
我需要低盐 低脂肪 高蛋白 I'm on a salt-free, fat-free, high-protein,
低热量 低胆固醇的饮食 长官 low-calorie, low-cholesterol diet, sir.
该死 伙计 任何想接近我的人 Blast it, man! Anyone who wants to step into
最好学会喝白兰地 my shoes better learn to drink my brandy.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
哦 是的 长官 我想是他们让我留着它 长官 Oh, yes, sir. I think they let me keep it, sir.
我找到了 哦 嗯 不 这是希特勒的胡子 I have it. Oh, uh. No, that's the Hitler mustache.
当然 我在土豆泥中也能分辨出来 I can tell by the mashed potatoes.
两周后 所有的人都可以随意离开 (imitates MacKenzie): All leaves casual forthwith for the fortnight.
不是那只眼睛 你这个愚蠢的白痴 That's the wrong eye, you idiotic nincompoop!
这样的错误会带来悲剧性的结果 A mistake like that might be tragic.
嗯 你看 长官 我有一只好眼睛 Well, you see, sir, I have one good eye
和一只视力很差的眼睛 and one eye with very poor vision.
在我模仿你的时候 长官 我总是把眼罩 When I imitate you, sir, I always put the patch
盖在坏眼睛上 所以我能看清楚 on the bad eye so I can see.
但如果你坚持的话 长官 我可以把它盖在好眼睛上 But if you insist on it, sir, I can put it on the good eye,
给 伙计 这是你的酒 喝光 Here, man. Here's your drink. Drink up.
长官 我肝脏有问题 Sir, I have a liver condition--
如果你不喝酒 我就用钢丝穿透它 There'll be steel through it if you don't.
哦 你知道 酒精使我血液中的酶 Alcohol makes the enzymes in my blood have their own--
安静点 伙计 否则我会因为你不服从命令 Be quiet, man, or I'll have you hanged
而把你绞死 for insubordination!
嗯 是 长官 很好 长官 (stammers): Yes, sir. Very good, sir.
如果这是你真正想要的 长官 If that's what you really want.
哦 对不起 长官 Sorry, sir.
我看不见东西 所以我应该戴上它 I, uh, can't see a thing, so I should always wear it on.
哦 嗯 看见了吗 Ooh, uh, say, huh...
我戴上了两个眼罩 长官
看在上帝的份上 伙计 把酒喝光 For heaven's sake, man, drink up
然后离开我的视线 and get out of my sight.
是 长官
对不起 长官 Oh, uh, excuse me, sir.
(语无伦次) (Ernest gibbering)
是 长官 Yes, sir.
嗯 是 Uh, yes.
带他出去 然后劝他放弃吧 Take him out and try to persuade him to desert.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
来吧 你带着他 杰夫 Come along. You've got him, Jeff.
高度机密 长官
敌人打算从这里发动进攻 MAN: The enemy expect the invasion here.
现在 不惜一切代价 我们必须 Now, at all costs, we must confuse
把德国最高司令部搞糊涂 让他们不知道从哪发动进攻 the German high command as to where the blow will really fall.
我们已经派出了 Already we've sent an actor
一个类似蒙哥马利元帅的人物 who resembles Field Marshal Montgomery
去往北非的路上 来说服敌人 on a tour of North Africa to convince the enemy
进攻将会从那里开始 that the attack will be launched from there.
合理的想法 Sound thinking.
谢谢 威廉姆斯二等兵 Thank you, Private Williams.
你人很好 Very kind of you.
现在 麦肯兹·史密斯将军不久将乘飞机 Now, General MacKenzie-Smith will shortly take off by air
前往南斯拉夫 for Yugoslavia
在那里第二个前线将真正开始 where the second front will really begin.
当然 他的行程必须完全保密 伪装起来 He must travel, of course, in complete secrecy, disguised.
伪装成美国军队中的士兵 Disguised perhaps as a private in the American army.
厄尼斯特·威廉姆斯二等兵 Private Ernest Williams.
我明白了 I see.
而你想让我扮演将军一段时间 And you want me to impersonate the general
让德国最高指挥官 for a while so that the German high command
相信他仍然在伦敦 will believe he is still in London?
合理的想法 Sound thinking.
哦 谢谢你 长官 你人很好 Uh, thank you, sir. Very kind of you.
我一直在思考更合理的想法 长官 Uh, I've been doing some more sound thinking, sir
而且我认为我不会接受这个任务 嗯 长官 and, uh, ah, I don't think I want the job, uh, sir.
什么
好吧 长官 为伙伴们做这件事是一回事 ERNIE: Well, sir, doing it for the fellows is one thing
但是在现实生活中 日复一日地 我甚至不是英国人 but in real life, day after day uh, heh, I'm not even British.
我老实说 我认为我不会成功 I honestly don't think I could carry it off.
如果那样的话 士兵 我马上 In that case, soldier, I'll arrange
为你安排军事法庭 for your Court-Martial immediately.
谢谢你 长官 嗯 军事法庭吗 长官 Thank you, sir. Uh, Court-Martial, sir?
嗯 军事法庭 Uh, Court-Martial?
冒充军官会判死刑 Impersonating an officer is a capital offense.
我认为这家伙是完全正确的 I think the fellow is quite right.
一个美国人 他怎么可能像英国人 An American. How could he be convincing as an Englishman?
当然是你给的 You did, of course.
何时上校开始听从士兵的话 长官 When does a colonel listen to a private, sir?
我是说 长官 我一直思考很多合理的想法 I mean, uh, I've been doing a lot of sound thinking
我认为谁都扮演不了这个角色 长官 and I don't think there's anybody else
你不能吗 You don't?
能 长官
很有趣
是的 长官 当然在表面 Yes, sir. Uh, certainly on the surface
我在你看来可能是美国人 但是不管这些 往回看 I may appear American to you but dash it all, underneath,
我的根源可以追溯到殖民地的新教徒时期 或许是清教徒前辈移民时期 my roots go back to the Pilgrim fathers.
你应该知道 我在每个圣神降临周都打板球吧 (imitating MacKenzie-Smith): You do realize I play cricket every Whitsuntide?
为老精灵们 For old Genenid...
(语无伦次) (Ernest gibbering)
你能告诉我你在说什么吗
好吧 我不知道 长官 但我知道我喜欢这个任务 I don't know, sir, but I do know I'd like the job.
在这种情况下 Under those circumstances,
我很高兴看到你接受了它 I'll be happy to see that you get it.
你没什么可担心的 You have nothing to worry about.
我们会给你进行全面的化妆 We'll give you a complete make up job.
把头发染成灰色 Gray your hair.
我们将为你提供一个培训计划 We'll put you through a whale of a training program.
你将学习将军的一举一动 You'll study the general's actions,
和为人处事 appearance, friends, the whole works.
在你通过我们的培训后 你不仅看起来像将军 When we get through, you'll not only look like the general
而且做事情 想问题都像他 这是必要的 That may be necessary too.
我做不到 你知道吗 上校 I can't do that. You see, Colonel?
我需要低盐 低脂肪 高蛋白 I'm on a salt-free, fat-free, high-protein,
低热量 低胆固醇的饮食 low-cholesterol low-calorie diet.
我们将穿过那座酒鬼之桥 在我们到达那里时 We'll cross that alcoholic bridge when we come to it.
我希望你们两个 Uh, I want you both
都知道 我很乐意做任何事情 to know that I'm very happy to do anything
以确保人民政府 that will make sure that the government of the people
和人民 by the people and for the people
不会在这个地球灭亡 shall not perish from this earth.
谢谢你 诚实的亚伯 Thank you, Honest Abe.
八十七年前 Four score and seven years ago,
祖先在这片土地 给我们带来了低热量的农家干酪 or forefathers brought forth upon this land a low-calorie,
(悲伤主题演奏) ( sad theme playing)
这是唯一一种用脱脂凝乳制成的干酪 cottage cheese, which is the only--
(叹气) (sighs)
难道你不觉得 我们应该告诉他吗 Don't you think perhaps we ought to tell him?
告诉他什么 Tell him what?
一个德国间谍组织 That a spy ring of German agents are operating
在我们总部工作吗 within our own headquarters?
这在麦肯兹·史密斯的一生中 That's already made three attempts
已经进行了三次 on MacKenzie-Smith's life.
为了将军 拿别人的生命冒险 It may be wise to risk someone else's life
也许是明智的 但 我不完全同意 for the generals but-- I don't altogether agree
你们美国人的意见 你知道吗 with you Americans, you know?
我认为把这样的任务派给一名士兵
应该说出真相 让他们自愿去做 ought to be told the truth and allowed to volunteer.
服役两年 Colonel, in two years of army service
厄尼斯特·威廉姆斯一等兵 Private First Class Ernest Williams
从来没自愿参加过任何事 has never volunteered for anything
包括排球 including volleyball.
我唯一的遗憾是 他只有一次生命 My only regret is he only has but one life
献给他的祖国 to give to his country.
考虑到他对英国的反驳 Consider him our rebuttal for Britain.
好吧 杰夫 我的伙计 你也许是对的 All right, Jeff, my boy. You may be right.
那么就交给你了 Here you are, then.
为《徂借法案》干杯 Heh. To Lend Lease.
(乐观的主题演奏) ( upbeat theme playing)
你们两个过来
你今晚还需要这辆车吗 长官 Will you be needing the car again this evening, sir?
哦 不 嗯 就这样吧 Uh, no. That will be all.
你退下吧 中士 谢谢 You're dismissed, sergeant. Thank you.
是 长官 我想今晚应该和平常一样吧 长官 Yes, sir. Uh, the usual tonight, I assume, sir?
嗯 是的 是的 和平常一样吧 中士 Uh, yes, yes. Yes, of course.
很好 Very good.
你确实骗过了将军的司机 You certainly fooled the general's driver.
好样的 Yeah.
我们为你配的隐形眼镜怎么样 How's the contact lens we fitted for you?
开始时我有点不适应 长官 I had a little bit of difficulty with it at first, sir,
但我现在看得很清楚了 but I see out of it wonderfully now.
哦 很好 很好 Oh, good, good.
我想知道 长官 I was wondering, sir.
我在完成任务后 还能留着这个隐形眼镜吗 Can I have this contact lens after I finish this job?
不知道我们怎么能把它从你身上拿走 Don't quite know how we'd be able to get it away from you.
顺便问一下 你有备用的镜片吗 By the way, have you got the spare lens we gave you?
是的 有 就在这里 Yes. Yes. I have it right here.
在哪里 别弄丢了 Where is it? Don't lose it.
将军的套房 The general's suite
怎么样 Yes?
特威克南中士和他的坏习惯在等着你 Sergeant Twickenham and his bad manners is waiting.
一切都告诉他了 He's been told everything.
明天要看你的第一次表现 Tomorrow you make your
是的 I do?
开展联合红十字会的医疗计划 Launching the Joint Allied Red Cross
和赤军的林考夫一起 with General Zlinkov of the Red Army.
别忘了看你的演讲稿 Don't forget
是的 我不会忘 长官 No, I won't, sir.
你直接上楼 别和任何人说话 Go straight upstairs.
是 我不会 No, I won't.
晚安 长官 Good night.
晚安 Good night.
晚上好 特威克南
我说 晚上好 I said "evening."
好吧 别光站在那里 接着我的帽子
太棒了 Pretty good, huh.
你应该去机场接我 You should have caught me at the airport.
伙计 我们有一大堆工作要做 Ahem! Men, we have an enormous job of work to do.
我告诉你 在盟军胜利的情况下 the Allied victories there is nothing in the world
世界上没什么比纪律更值得我们重视 that we must value as highly as discipline.
嗨 蛮可爱的 不是吗， Heh, pretty cute, huh?
这种相似之处简直令人震惊 长官 The resemblance is absolutely astounding, sir.
但我能提个建议吗 But if I might suggest?
把头向后仰 Head back.
别仰那么远 长官 Not too far, sir.
嗯 左腿稍微有点一瘸一拐地走 Uh, slight trace of a limp in the left leg.
在法国受的伤 Wounded in France.
哦 Oh!
不是 长官 在巴黎 No, sir. Paris.
像穿着高跟鞋的女士一样 Lady in a spiked heel.
将军当时赤着脚 The general was barefoot at the time.
他们告诉我他结婚了 They told me he was married.
哦 是的 长官 是的 Yes, sir. That too.
玛格丽特夫人 一个可爱的女人 Lady Margaret, lovely girl.
你知道 她在加拿大 She's in Canada, you know,
做战时债券筹募 on a war savings bond drive.
哦 那很好 我得记住把鞋子穿上 That's good. I'll have to remember to keep my shoes on.
(门铃响) (doorbell buzzes)
晚上好 特威克南
晚上好 斯坦霍普
你把公文包忘了 长官 You forgot your briefcase, sir.
像往常一样 As usual.
是的 谢谢你 Yes. Thank you.
嗯 是的 非常感谢 Uh, yes, uh, quite. Thank you very much.
好的 晚安 再见 Good night. Pip, pip. Cheerio.
谢谢 Thank you.
这里不需要你了 非常感谢 Thank you very much indeed.
你可以回车辆调配场了 中士 You may go back to the motor pool, Sergeant.
令人厌恶的夜晚 不是吗 长官 Beastly night, though, isn't it, sir?
确实令人厌恶 好吧 晚安 中士 Double beastly, actually. Well, good night, sergeant.
继续吧 赶紧赶路吧 Carry on. Press on. Pip, pip.
找到路 然后你可以离开了 Tally ho, and, uh, you may fall out.
什么 What?
你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
像往常一样
当然 拉里 你是将军 Of course, Larry. You're the general.
是的 当然 没错 Yes, of course. Quite.
我必须彻底调查这件事 I must investigate this absolutely thoroughly.
我想你会在它应该在的地方找到它 I think you'll find everything where it should be.
哦 晚安 中士 Good night, sergeant.
晚安 将军 Good night, general.
中士 你把制服脱掉了 Sergeant!
像往常一样 As usual.
(浪漫主题演奏) ( romantic theme playing)
特威克南 Twickenham!
指挥官 Comman--!
今晚你怎么了 亲爱的 What's wrong with you tonight, darling?
你表现得有点冷淡 不是吗 You're acting a little cold, aren't you?
冷淡 Cold.
是的 这就是我所拥有的 一个令人厌恶的 Yes, that's what I have. A beastly...
(咳嗽) (coughs)
你最好离开 你会被传染的 You had better leave. You might catch it.
哦 我知道一个治愈感冒的好方法 拉里 I know a lovely way to break up a cold, Larry
还是你忘了 or have you forgotten?
今晚你在车里 You were very distant towards me
对我很冷淡 亲爱的 in the car tonight, darling.
我 希望你不会对上周四下午发生的事 I, uh, hope you're not holding what happened
耿耿于怀 last Thursday PM against me.
一点也不 没什么 Not at all. Not a bit.
一点也没有 不值一提 Not a smidgen. Not a wit.
不 不 即使是星期三上午 No, no. Not even Wednesday AM.
星期三上午 Wednesday AM?
(两个都笑了) (both chuckles)
拉里 你这个疯狂的傻瓜 Larry, you mad fool!
(呻吟) (moaning)
哦 你还是一点没变 Ah, you haven't change a bit, after all, heh.
(二人叹息) (both sigh)
(亲吻) (both kiss)
你 Do...
你真的认为她能治愈普通感冒吗 Do you really think she has a cure for the common cold?
我一点也不怀疑 长官 I wouldn't doubt it for a moment, sir.
这就是我明天演讲的内容 That's what my speech is about tomorrow.
我确实告诫过你 长官 I did try to warn you, sir.
是啊 好吧 Yeah. Well.
嗯 我该怎么办 Uh, what am I gonna do?
引起怀疑是危险的 长官 It would be dangerous to arouse suspicion, sir.
毕竟 这位将军在女士们的心中享有盛名 After all, the general has got a reputation with the ladies.
我知道 但我需要低盐 低脂肪 I know that, but I'm on a salt-free, fat-free,
高蛋白 低热量 低胆固醇的饮食 high-protein, low-calorie low-cholesterol diet.
你最好让我离开这里 You better get me out of here.
跟她怎么说都行 跟她说一些 Tell her anything. Tell her something.
跟她说我去参战了 Tell her I've, uh, gone to visit a war.
我正在参加一个秘密会议 I'm engaged in a secret conference.
跟她怎么说都行 跟她说我得出去 Tell her anything. I've got to get out.
别告诉我她给你找来了一位朋友
哦 不是 长官 我曾经问过她 Oh, no, sir. I once asked her.
哦
(喘气) (panting)
是玛格丽特夫人 长官 将军的妻子 It's Lady Margaret, sir. The general's wife.
玛格丽特夫人 你们告诉我她正在加拿大参加一个债券之旅 Lady Margaret? You told me she's in Canada on a bond tour.
哦 这到底是什么样的战争 What kind of a war is this, anyway?
我以为我们是在和德国人打交道 I thought we were fighting the Germans.
嗨 你应付玛格丽特夫人 我来处理克朗凯特医生 Hey, you keep Margaret busy. I'll get rid of Dr. Cronkite.
中士 中士 你在哪 Sergeant. Sergeant? Where are you?
中士 我说 中士 你在哪 Sergeant? I say, Sergeant, where are you?
在这里 拉里 STANHOPE: In here, Larry.
什么 What? Oh!
哦 Ah.
你这个冲动的野兽 You impetuous beast.
对不起 你的衣物 我的妻子 你知道 I'm sorry, your baggage. My wife, you know.
我该怎么办 What am I supposed to do?
(喘气) (panting)
走出浴缸 穿上你的衣服 赶快从窗户逃出去 Out of the bath, into your clothes,
往街道那个方向走 像往常一样 Hm, the usual.
(叹气) (sighs)
拉里 Larry.
玛吉 Maggie!
(语无伦次) (gibbers)
你像巫师一样说回来就回来 老姑娘 I say it's absolutely wizard to have you back, old girl.
拉里 Larry!
我不该那样对你吗 I-- Don't I do that to you?
我非常报歉 我是说我完全被征服了 你知道 I'm terribly sorry. I was absolutely overcome, you see.
嗯 感到可怕的孤独 你知道 只有我和艾森豪威尔 Been ghastly lonely, you know. Just me and Ike and Monty
蒙蒂和戴高乐 and Charlie de Gaulle.
拉里 你知道我再也不觉得你有趣了 Larry, you know I don't find you amusing any longer.
如果你不介意的话 我想洗个澡 在长途飞行后梳洗一下 If you don't mind, I'd like to take a bath
(喘息) (pants)
什么 What?
我的意思是 管道出现了问题 它们需要更换 I mean, there's been awful trouble with the plumbing.
我得亲自动手 你知道 I had to pitch in myself, you see.
你知不知道 现在所有优秀的水管工都是聪明人 Do you realize that all the good plumber are in intelligence now?
那是一个相当不错的 That, ha, ha... That's a rather good one.
我宁愿马上把它修好 Rather I'll have it fixed straight away.
现在怎么样 亲爱的 Now what, darling?
哦 今天晚上你有点慢 Oh, you are a bit slower this evening.
快点 亲爱的 十万火急 Quickly, dear. On the double.
拉里 你怎么了
哦 Oh!
你看起来变了 You seem so different.
变了吗
是的 你变了 You've changed.
所有的激情都哪里去了 What's happened to all the passion?
激情 哦 诗意 Passion. Poetry.
哦 是的 晚安 晚安 Yes. Good night. Good night.
离别是如此甜蜜的悲伤 Parting is such sweet sorrow
我说晚安 明天再见 that I say good night till it be morrow.
哦 拉里 Oh, Larry!
在梦里 我亲吻你的手 夫人 In dreams I kiss your hand, madame.
愿你以秋波代酒为我祝福 But drink to me only with thine eyes.
我会下去给你叫辆出租车 亲爱的 I'd be down to get you in a taxi, honey,
你最好在八点半准备好 but you'd better be ready
嗯 亲爱的 别迟到
我希望我能在乐队开始演奏时到场
哦 给你 亲爱的 Yes! Here, dear!
对不起 时间有点长 Sorry, I took so long.
我遇到点困难 但现在一切都解决了 I had a bit of difficult, but it's all fixed now.
你的澡盆准备好了 嗯 我为你放好水了 Eh, dreeded it for. Uh, drewed it for you.
难懂的语言 不是吗 Difficult language, isn't it?
我累极了 我想直接上床睡觉了
哦 好主意 Oh, capital idea.
绝对是好主意 没错 Absolutely capital. Yes.
我自己也有点累了 Uh, I'm a bit fagged out myself.
我想我应该自已睡一张床 I think I should turn in myself.
过来 拉里 过来 Come over here, Larry. Come here.
到底为什么 What ever for?
好吧 我想和你谈谈 Well, I want to talk to you.
是的 Yes.
(叹气) (sighs)
多伦多的枫叶在这个季节怎么样 How are Toronto Maple Leafs doing this season?
(叹气) 漂亮极了 (sighs)
你亲爱的母亲怎么样了 And how is your dear mother?
母亲 哦 她身体很好
身体很硬朗 看起来很健康 Gears lock. Absolutely smashing.
昨天刚收到一封她的信 Received a letter only yesterday.
我亲爱的拉里 你母亲已经去世两年多了 My dear Larry, your mother has been dead for over two years.
哦 好吧 邮件这几天非常慢 你知逋 Well, the mails are terribly slow these days.
慢慢悠悠 姗姗来迟
而且交通灯之类的东西 and traffic lights and that sort of thing.
你是谁 你在这里做什么 Who are you? What are you doing here?
特威克南 Twickenham!
嗨 贵妇人 Your Ladyship.
请你原谅我的鲁莽 但我冒昧地给军事情报局 You'll excuse my forwardness but I took the liberty of calling
打了电话 MI-5 military intelligence.
萨默塞特上校会向你解释一切 Colonel Somerset's on the line he'll explain everything to you.
好吧 我当然希望如此 Well, I certainly hope so.
别让他离开你的视线 Don't let him out of your sight.
我想我根本骗不了她 I guess I didn't fool her at all.
别担心 长官 Don't worry, sir.
将军也从来骗不了她 The general never does either.
拉里在哪里 是的 我确实意外地回来了 Larry's where? Yes, I did return unexpectedly.
402计划 Project 402?
瓮中之鳖． Dead Pigeon?
这个士兵应该做什么 What is this soldier supposed to do?
哦 萨默塞特上校 你是认真的吗 Now, Colonel Somerset, are you serious?
他知道这个水平 Does he know this?
哦 我想这完全不公平 应该告诉他 He should be told.
好吧 上校 如果你说这是绝密的话 Well ,yes, Colonel, if you say it's top secret,
一句话也不能说 not a word.
好吧 我会尽力而为
可怜的 不幸的傻瓜 Poor unfortunate fool.
嗯 贵妇人 Uh, her Ladyship.
嗯 对不起 长官 她要求我这么做 Ah, sorry, sir. She'll expect this.
没事了 特威克南 That will be all, Twickenham.
嗯 是的 夫人 Ah, yes, my lady.
我很抱歉这一切 I'm sorry about all this.
我不知道他们该知道什么
或者我应该试着让你相信我是拉里 或着 or I was supposed to try to convince you I was Larry or--
哦 Oh.
你可以把手放下了 You may put your hands down.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我不想引起任何尴尬 我 I, uh, wouldn't like to cause any embarrassment.
我可以睡在沙发上 或者别的地方 你可以锁上门 I could sleep outside on the couch or something.
不 我们要好好玩这场游戏 No, heh, we'll play the game to the hilt.
你睡在拉里的床上 总之他很少使用它 You sleep in Larry's bed. He seldom used it anyway.
我还有枪呢 士兵 I still have the gun, soldier.
(轻声笑) (chuckles)
我希望你能原谅我有点动摇 但是 I hope you'll forgive my being a bit shaky, but, uh,
我是说我见女士 但是 I mean I've met a lady, but
我从没见过淑女
我有一个奇怪的想法 I had a peculiar idea
你会戴着皇冠或花冠 that you'd be wearing a crown or
或神像之光环 诸如此类的 coronet or a halo. Something like that.
哦 我好几年都没戴光环了 Oh, I haven't worn a halo in years.
你本可以骗我的 You could have fooled me.
玛格丽特夫人 我对一些事情很好奇 Lady Margaret, I'm curious about something.
我有可能骗过你吗 Did I play the part well enough to fool you?
哦 我不是说永远骗过你 I wouldn't mean permanently,
但是 我是说当我们第一次见面的哪一刻 but momentarily when we first met.
哦 那是你犯了第一个错误的时候 Oh, that's when you made your first mistake.
因为拉里很久没有亲吻过我了 Because Larry hasn't kissed me hello in ages.
是吗 He hasn't?
他在他的生活中有其他女人
他从不费尽心思向我隐瞒 he never bothered to hide them from me.
你知道吗 这可能是自卑情结的表现 That might be an expression of an inferiority complex.
这可能意味着他非常爱你 It could mean that he loves you very much.
我希望我能像那样原谅他 I wish I could be as forgiving as that
但是 我从加拿大回来 but I came back from Canada
是为了跟拉里离婚 to ask Larry to give me a divorce.
不管他是不是战争英雄 War hero or no.
哦 听到这个消息我很难过 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
也许他只需要去看一位精神分析学家 Maybe all he needs is to go and see a psychoanalyst.
我曾经有一个叔叔 他讨厌我的姑姑 I once had an uncle who hated my aunt.
他每天去看分析师 去了六个月 He went to see an analyst every day for six months
每次二十五美元 at $25 a visit.
然后他又学会了爱她 He learned to love her all over again.
然后他花光了钱 所以她和他离婚了 Then he ran out of money, so she divorced him.
我不知道为什么我要告诉你这一切 I don't know why I'm telling you all this,
但这和你的处境 except that it has absolutely nothing to do
一点关系都没有 with your situation at all.
如果你想愚弄拉里的朋友 If you're supposed to have fooled Larry's friends
我猜你是这么想的 and I presume you are,
你要学的东西太多了 you've got an awful lot to learn.
是吗 You have?
是的 我去过总部 Yes. I've been down to the headquarters,
他们一直给我看关于他的新闻短片 and they've been showing newsreels of him
我一直在阅读传记 and I've been reading biographies
而且我也一直在练习 and I've been practicing too.
是的 Yes.
一瘸一拐地走路和昂首阔步 Limping and swagger-sticking.
我曾经在我的眼睛上标记出 I ever put a mark on my eye
眼罩应该所处的位置 where the patch is supposed to go over, heh.
拉里再也不像你那样需要眼罩了 Larry doesn't need any patch any more than you do.
他不需要了吗 He doesn't?
只是一只眼睛 It's just that one eye has a tendency
在五到六杯白兰地之后 就有了充血的倾向 to become quite bloodshot after five or six brandies,
他通常的情况 his usual condition.
我不喜欢那样的军官 I don't like officers like that
他们认为他们赢得了战争 They think they're winning the war.
你赢了这场战争 威廉姆斯二等兵 You're winning the war, Private Williams.
不 不是我 No, not me.
我什么也没做 I'm not doing anything much.
几天后我就完成了 I'll be finished in a few days.
或者更短的时间
我想你最好睡一会儿 因为你需要休息 I think you'd better get some sleep
是啊 Yeah.
哦 晚安 贵夫人 Uh, good night, Your Ladyship.
晚安 402计划 Good night, Project 402.
我们这位从布鲁克林区来的男人 整夜都是一位完美的绅士 NARRATOR: Our man from Brooklyn remained a perfect gentleman all night.
(悬疑主题演奏) ( suspenseful theme playing)
(俄语) (speaking in Russian)
我说了什么 What'd I say?
嗯 你说 我的老朋友 林考夫元帅 Ah, you said, "My old friend, Marshall Zlinkov.
从莫斯科那些快乐的旧日时光 到现在已经很久了 It's been a long time since those gay old days in Moscow."
是的 我把这句话说得很贴切 但是 Yes, I've got that phrase down pretty pat, but
要是将军用俄语问我其他事情呢 suppose the general asks me something else in Russian.
我不能一直谈莫斯科快乐的旧日时光 I can't keep telling him about the gay old days in Moscow.
我会跟你在台上 I shall be on the platform with you,
当你必须回答时 我会轻轻地拍打你 and I shall tap you when you must answer.
一次NYET 表示否定 Once for nyet, meaning no.
两次DA 表示肯定 Twice for da, meaning--
三次MOZHET BYT 表示肯定 Three times for mozhet byt, meaning yes.
我们正在接近这个地区 一次NYET 表示DA We're getting close to the area. Once for nyet, meaning da.
一次DA 两次NYETS表示MOZHET 意思是 Once for da. Two nyets for mozhet, meaning--
给 给 喝点白兰地来消除紧张吧 Here, here. How about a spot of brandy for the nerves?
不 谢谢 不用 No, thank you. I don't.
嗯 你恰巧带酸奶了 是不是 You don't happen to have any yogurt in there?
是的 Yeah.
没有 None.
哦 你最好自己喝白兰地 嗯 两次表示肯定 You better have the brandy yourself. Ah, twice for yeah.
我下车时 每个人都会欢呼 I get out of the car and everybody cheers.
我踏上讲台时 每个人都会欢呼 I step on the platform. Everybody cheers.
我发表演讲 大家都欢呼 I deliver the speech. Everybody cheers.
我回到车上时 I get back in the car,
他们会疯狂地欢呼 and they go out of their minds, cheering, heh.
想想看 一周前我还在剥土豆皮
糟透了
我们到了 We're here.
嗯 特威克南 我们到了 Ah, Twig, we're here.
嗯 特威克南 Ah, Twickenham.
现在不是睡觉的时间 It's no time to fall asleep.
我得记住NYETS和M0ZHET I've got to remember the nyets and the--
特威克南 特威克南 说话啊 Twickenham! Twickenham, say something.
带他出来 快点 他们所有人都在为你欢呼 Take him out. Hurry, they're cheering you.
怎么了 What's the matter?
是的 是的 Yes, yes.
可怜的特威克南 Poor Twickenham.
高血压 你知道吗 还有一点疟疾 High blood pressure. And a touch of malaria.
我相信是疟疾 Malaria, I believe.
但他的面色很好 But he had such a good complexion.
但他也患有肝硬化和心脏衰弱 But he also had cirrhosis of the liver and a weak heart.
肝硬化 Cirrhosis.
哦 你永远不知道下一个是谁 是吧 You never know who's gonna go next, do you?
有时候你知道 Sometimes you do.
你来照顾他 You take care of him.
你去吧 他们在等着你呢 祝你好运 Go on. They're waiting. Good luck.
也许如果他拥有低脂肪 低盐的饮食 Uh, maybe if he'd been on a fat-free--
我不会认为那有帮助 I don't think that would have helped.
哦 瞧 我不能去那边 看那群人 Look, I can't go out there. Look at that crowd.
你必须这样做 You've got to.
你知道 你可以一直骗过一些人 You can fool some of the people all of the time
有些时候是所有的人 and all of the people some of the time.
但第一个那么说的家伙被枪毙了 But the first fellow who said that was shot.
(悬疑主题演奏) ( suspenseful theme playing)
请允许我代表美国军队欢迎你们 MAN (over PA): May I welcome you on behalf of the United States Army.
同时也代表我们的贵宾们 Also on behalf of our distinguished visitors,
苏联军队的格利高里·林考夫元帅 Marshall Gregory Zlinkov of the Army of the Soviet Union,
劳伦斯·麦肯兹·史密斯将军 General Sir Lawrence MacKenzie-Smith
他担任英国总参谋部部长 of the British General Staff.
(大家欢呼) (all cheering)
我们在进攻的前夕聚集在这里 We gather here on the eve of the invasion.
你们将成为发动进攻的先遣队 You men will spearhead the attack
而且大可安枕无忧 and rest assured in the knowledge
今天我们启动了新的等离子体驱动器 that today as we launch a new drive
它将会击败 for the plasma that will bring to the floor--
(俄语)同志 Tovarish, doctor.
(俄语) (speaking in Russian)
不 不 不 元帅 这对你来说并不重要
(俄语) (speaking in Russian)
麦肯兹·史密斯将军 你会说元帅的语言 General MacKenzie-Smith, you speak the marshal's language.
我能向你的老朋友解释吗 Would you explain to your old friend
这仅仅是一个示范
我们不采集任何血样 We're not taking any blood samples.
(俄语) (both speaking in Russian)
他说什么 长官
我相信 这让他想起了 I believe he said this reminds him
莫斯科快乐的旧日时光 of the gay old days in Moscow.
他说 他们在这里做什么呢 I say, what are they doing there?
血 长官 Da.
(呻吟) (groans)
(轻声笑) (chuckles)
英雄啊 MAN: Hero.
继续下去 Carry on.
伙计们 我们还有更多的好消息 Men, we have further good news.
在深入研究之后 After intensive research,
美国军队的医疗队 the medical corps of the United States Army
正在向其盟友转移 is passing along to its allies
医学科学有了重大突破
在海上航行所遇到的不利因素 Those two enemies of seaborne landings
和皮肤所遭受的轻度烧伤终于被克服了 mild burn exposure have finally been conquered.
注射一次D104血清 One shot of serum D-104,
晕船就会变得无稽之谈 and seasickness becomes an old wives' tale.
(俄语) (speaks in Russian)
(俄语) (speaking in Russian)
(轻声笑) (chuckles)
我们还研发了S604 一种新型抗流感疫苗 We have also developed S-604, a new anti-influenza vaccine.
先生们 Gentlemen,
军队里还从来没有过两个如此杰出的实验对象 never has the army had two such distinguished guinea pigs.
别客气 Not at all.
准备 哦 是的 Ready? Oh, yes.
嗯 请原谅 Uh, pardon me.
啊 不 长官 这是在手臂上注射 Ah, no, sir. These are in the arm.
哦 十分抱歉 Oh, terribly sorry.
我说 务必要温柔一点 I say, do be gentle.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 Uh...
(呼噜声) (grunts)
莫洛迪斯 嘿 Molodets, heh.
进攻部队的成员 敦刻尔克的英雄 Men of the invasion forces, the hero of Dunkirk,
阿拉曼和托布鲁克 El Alamein and Tobruk,
努伦斯·麦肯兹·史密斯将军 General Sir Lawrence MacKenzie-Smith.
(大家鼓掌) (all applauding)
原地别动 伙计们 As you are, men.
伙计们 Men...
不会再受到流感的困扰 不会再受到晕船的困扰 no longer the discomfort of seasickness.
你们是进攻的先锋 As you men are the spearhead of the invasion
从你们的登陆艇上岸 disembarked from your landing craft,
你们会如此健康 而且如此健壮 you will be so healthy and so fit
你的情况会让德国军队 that your condition will come as a complete surprise
大吃一惊 to the German army.
所以我要对我们英勇的盟友说 万岁 万岁 And so I say to our gallant allies, hip, hip.
啊嚏 请原谅 Achoo! Pardon.
让我来说 万岁 万岁 Let me hip, hip, achoo.
(枪声) (gunshots)
(呻吟) (man groaning)
恐怕我不是一个好厨师 I'm afraid I'm not much of a cook,
但这是在特威克南不在时 我的最好表现 but this is the best I could do without Twickenham.
特威克南 Twickenham.
这是我见过的最快的肝硬化病例 That was the fastest case of cirrhosis I've ever seen
在我的一生中 in my whole life.
那颗把我帽子打掉的飞弹呢 What about that stray bullet that knocked my hat off?
伙计 那真是太近了 Boy, that was really close.
你知道我怎么想吗
怎么想
我想有人在生我的气
你最好保持正确的饮食 You'd better eat properly.
你是唯一一个担心我的人
明天你要派遣到哪里
我会坐一辆敞篷车去特拉法尔加广场 I'm supposed to ride through Trafalgar Square in an open car.
他们要我坐在后面 They want me to sit up on the back
好让人们在欢呼的时候能看到我 so that the people can see me when they cheer.
我是一个象征 你知道吗 I'm a symbol, you know.
你是一个目标 You're a target.
一个目标 A target.
一只瓮中之鳖 A sitting duck.
你知道你的代号是什么吗 Do you know what the code name for you is?
德国特工 German Secret Service
正试图杀死我的丈夫 has been trying to kill my husband
而你已经准备好接替他的位置 and you've been set up to take his place.
哦 不 不 他要去南斯拉夫开辟第二战场 No, no. He's going to Yugoslavia to open a second front.
所有的英国军队要去南斯拉夫 因为他说 All the English troops are going to Yugoslavia because he said
当他到了南斯拉夫 所有部队将能 that when he went to Yugoslavia, all the troops would be able to
从多瑙河背后发动攻击 be able to attack behind the Danube.
瓮中之鳖 Dead Pigeon?
你知道为什么今晚我们要 Do you know why we're giving that party tonight
为拉里的老兵团的军官们举办晚会吗 for the officers of Larry's old regiment?
不知道 你是说麦肯兹是苏格兰高地步兵 不知道 No. You mean the MacKenzie First Highlanders? No.
他们已经掌握了总代理的情况 They've learned that the chief agent
德国特工部门是其中之一
今晚他们邀请了所有 And tonight, they've invited everyone
他们怀疑想要杀你的人 they suspect of wanting to kill you.
(物体碰撞) (objects clatter)
哦 对不起 我要马上离开这里 I'm sorry. I'm getting out of here right now.
我来交还眼罩 长官 还有我的胡子 I'm turning in my eye patch, sir. And my mustache.
我明白了你们的整个冷血计划 I figured out your whole cold-blooded scheme.
相当的聪明 不是吗 Pretty clever, wasn't it?
如果他们在今晚的聚会找不到我 If they don't get me at the party,
在特拉法尔加广场他们就会安排枪手 at Trafalgar Square.
你们可以收回你们所有的东西 You can have your pips back.
我宁愿在前线当一名 I'd rather be a private in the front lines under fire
冒着枪林弹雨的士兵 长官 from shot and shell, sir.
也别把这个当回事 长官 Don't take that literally, too, sir.
对不起 萨默赛特上校 我认为我已经泄露了秘密 I'm sorry, Colonel Somerset. I suppose I've broken security
但我不能让你那样对他 but I couldn't let you do it to him.
哦 没关系 That's all right.
我当然理解你们俩的感受 I understand how you feel, of course
但这是军事上的需要 but it's a matter of military necessity.
但情况发生了变化 But there's been a change in the situation.
哪里变了 他们改成用刀子了吗 Why? Are they switching to knives?
不是 No.
我很抱歉 玛格丽特夫人 在这种情况下 I'm sorry to have to break this news to you,
把这个消息告诉你 under these circumstances.
怎么了 萨默赛特上校 What's wrong, Colonel Somerset?
麦肯兹·史密斯将军乘坐的 The aircraft that was taking General MacKenzie-Smith
去往南斯拉夫的飞机 supposedly to Yugoslavia
实际上是前往肯特指挥部 was in point of fact headed for invasion headquarters in Kent.
它之前在绕着走 以便迷惑敌人 He was going a roundabout route to confuse the enemy.
是的 我要遗憾地说 It was, I regret to say,
它在英吉利海峡被击落了
所有人都失踪了 我恐怕也包括你的丈夫 Everybody lost, including I'm afraid, your husband.
我很同情你 玛格丽特夫人 You have my very deepest sympathy, Lady Margaret.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
是的 谢谢你 我很好 Yes, thank you. I'm all right.
很奇怪 在这样的时刻 It's strange that at a time like this
你会只记得美好的时刻 you only remember the good moments.
所以你明白 我们的策略已经完全改变了 So you understand our strategy has completely changed.
麦肯兹·史密斯将军的不幸逝世 The sad death of General MacKenzie Smith
会把第二条战线推迟几个星期 但德国人一定不知道 will delay the second front for weeks.
所以你必须出现在今晚的老兵团聚会 You must be at the party tonight for the general's old regiment.
即使你觉得有人会在晚会上 Even though you think somebody at the party
打倒我吗 is going to try to knock me off?
我们很确定 但这会让整件事顺利进行 We're sure of it, but this will make the whole thing work.
好吧 当他们暴露自己时 When they expose themselves,
这将给我们打破间谍集团的机会 that will give us opportunity of breaking the spy ring.
我懂了 在他们试图杀我之前还是之后 I see. Before or after they try to kill me?
哦 之前 理所当然地 呵呵 我们希望是 Oh, before, naturally, heh. We hope.
哦 瞧 长官 我喜欢去聚会 Oh, look, sir. I like to go to parties,
不过 我想事后回家 but I'd like to go home afterwards.
在这种情况下 威廉姆斯 Under the circumstances, Williams,
你必须自己决定 这不是一个命令 the decision must be yours. This is not an order.
哦 好吧 在这种情况下 Oh. well, in that case--
但你必须意识到 成千上万的盟友的生命 But you must realize thousands of Allied lives
可能取决子你 may depend upon you.
好吧 在这种情况下 我们无权要求 We have no right to ask you to commit what might be suicide.
做可能是自杀的事 Well, in that case--
但整个美国军队都处于危险之中 But the whole of the United States Army is at stake.
威廉姆斯 你有何意见 Williams, what do you say?
救命 Help!
时刻记住你有危险 Don't forget for a moment that you're in danger.
小心 Be careful.
哈哈 Heh.
不要相信任何人 Don't trust anyone.
嗯 嗯 Um, ahem.
记住 如果你想说服他们 Remember, if you want to convince them
你真的是拉里 you're really Larry.
你好 Fine.
你好 牧师 又见到你很高兴 How's it going, vicar?
在今天晚上 你要沉闷地喝醉 At the end of the evening you'll get boring drunk.
你和我一定要大吵一架 And you and I must have a large family brawl.
你好 How do you do?
我们甚至可以互相攻击 We may even strike each other.
你必须尝试 You must try.
你好 How do you do?
嗯 哼 Mm-hm?
如果我今晚出了什么事 If anything happens to me tonight,
我想让你知道 这是我一生中 I want you to know these have been nicest two days
最美好的两天 I've ever had in my whole life.
嗯 哼 Mm-hm.
(汽车喇叭响) (car horn honks)
他是比夫·布朗宁汉姆将军 MAN: And there he was General Biff Browningham
只有一个回合了 with only one chukka to play.
然后我 And I.
失陪了 Pardon me.
请问 刚进来的那位先生是谁 Excuse me. Who's the gentleman that just arrived in?
哦 那是帕塔索上尉 Oh.
他之前在麦肯兹的苏格兰高地步兵团 He was in the MacKenzie Highlanders.
是拉里的熟人 Just an acquaintance of Larry's -Mm-hm.
我认为目前
他在中东 我对他不太了解 Been in the Middle East.
嗯 Hmm.
好吧 那很好 因为我不能忍受所有的细节 Well, that's good because I couldn't stand all details.
喝一杯吗 夫人 MAN: A drink, your ladyship?
不 谢谢 No, thank you.
哦 听我说 中士 Um, look here, sergeant.
(咳嗽) (coughs)
(狼吞虎咽) (gulps)
那是布朗·韦芬汉将军 WOMAN: That's General Brown Wiffingham.
指挥汉普顿南部集结区 Commanding South Hampton Staging Area.
哦 是的 我从团照中认出了他 Oh, yes. I recognize him from the regimental photo.
嗯 我们应该是很好的朋友 Uh, we're supposed to be very good chaps.
在一次印度爵士乐的聚会上 他叫我小丑 And he calls me, oh, um, he calls me Binky,
而我叫他肥胖子 and I call him Puffy.
肥胖子 Puffy.
听上去有点恶心 不是吗 It's kind of nauseating. Isn't it?
好吧 你很喜欢他 Well, you're very fond of him.
还好不是那么疯狂 But you're not crazy about him.
哦 Oh.
你好啊 肥胖子 Binky, heh!
你好 佩内洛普 Hello, Penelope.
孩子们都好吗 How are all the children?
你没收到我从新德里寄来的信吗 Didn't you get my letter from New Delhi?
哦 是的 那太糟糕了 Oh, yes. That was too bad.
什么太糟糕了 What is too bad?
我是说 我欣喜若狂 I mean, I was absolutely overjoyed.
关于什么 About what?
嗯 我集邮 你知道 Em, eh, I save stamps, you know.
(都笑了) 哈哈哈 你在戏弄我 (all laughing)
你的脑袋在搬家之后 还能说俏皮话 You can have you head blown off and still say something witty.
给脑袋搬家 Have your head blown off?
哦 Oh.
晚上好 萨默赛特上校 很高兴你能来 Good evening.
我很乐意 玛格丽特夫人 It's a pleasure, Lady Margaret.
我认为将军不认识我妻子 I don't think you or the general know my wife.
你好 How do you do?
脑袋搬家 Head blown off.
我们截获了一条无线电消息 We intercepted a radio message.
他们改变了计划 They've changed their plan.
我不知道他们现在要试图做什么 I don't know what they're trying now.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
我正在跟进 Uh, I'm following it up.
你不会有任何事 Nothing could possibly happen.
哦 Oh.
我知道关于这里每个人的一切 I know everything about everybody.
啊 我亲爱的 Oh, my dear.
我们能为你做些什么 Now, what can we do for you, eh?
你想吃点什么 What would you like?
哦 像往常一样 Oh, the usual.
(砰的一声) (thuds)
天啊 WOMAN: Good heavens.
维维安夫人 Lady Vivian.
我希望他不知道聚会的事 I was hoping she wouldn't find out about the party.
她会毁了一切 She'll ruin everything.
来吧 我们去见他 Come on. Let's meet her.
是的 Yes.
好吧 劳伦斯 Yes?
你对自己还有什么可说的 What have you got to say for yourself?
嗯 脑袋搬家 Head blown off.
哦 维维安姑妈 我很抱歉 Oh, Aunt Vivian, I'm so sorry.
拉里最喜欢的姑妈 Larry's favorite aunt
我忘记邀请你了 and I forgot to invite you.
是的 完全忽略掉了 但请接受我的歉意 亲爱的姑妈 Yes. A complete oversight, but my apologies, dear auntie.
姑妈 Auntie?
你这辈子都没叫过我姑妈 You've never referred to me as auntie.
我没叫过吗 I didn't?
老珠黄是你对我用过的最亲切的词 Old Iron Drawers was the kindest word
是的 老珠黄 Yes. Iron Drawers.
我知道你在故意轻蔑我 I know this was a deliberate slight.
跟本不是这么回事 老姑妈 It wasn't at all, Auntie Drawers.
拉里 你是怎么了 I mean the Larry, what's wrong with you?
我怎么了 我什么事都没有 Wrong with me? There's nothing wrong at all.
你很清楚我走进房间的时候 你的眼皮就一直在颤动 You know when I walk into a room your eye always twitches.
你瞧 我终于克服了 You see there I finally managed to over come it.
现在不颤动了 I don't twitch at all now that.
你有点奇怪 拉里 There's something strange about you.
我不能确切地指出哪里奇怪 I can't quite put my finger on it.
好吧 你瞧 老珠黄 我是说姑妈 Well, you see, Iron Drawers, I mean auntie,
今晚我身体不太舒服 I'm not quite myself tonight.
哦 我已经注意到哪里改进了 Oh, I have noticed improvement.
是的 我 嗯 (stammering): Yes. I, uh, um...
喝一杯吗 A drink?
哦 我不能喝 Well, I can't have.
别憋着了 孩子
酒吧间在哪里 Where's the bar?
怎么了 What's wrong?
怎么了 她把我的隐形眼镜打掉了 My contact lens. She knocked it out.
你是谁 No. Who are you?
哦 脑袋搬家 Head blown off.
一定在桌子下面 大家都在看 Must have gone under the table. -Everybody's looking.
把你的耳环丢掉 然后我们来寻找 Drop your earrings so we can go after it.
哦 我的天啊 我的耳环丢了 哦 你这个笨手笨脚的傻瓜 My goodness. I lost my hearing. -Oh, you clumsy fool.
你把耳环掉了 是吗 You've dropped your earring?
哦 桌子在哪里 Oh, where's the table?
向左打舵 你这个傻瓜 Left rudder, you fool.
(猫叫) (cat meowing)
猫咪 猫咪 猫咪 Pss. Pss. Pss.
猫眯 快点 把那个镜片给我 Puss, come on. Give me that lens.
我给你买一只单片眼镜 I'll buy you a monocle.
(猫叫) (meowing)
你能给我吗 猫咪 猫咪 猫咪 Would you gimme. Gimme. Pss. Pss. Pss. Pss.
你是干什么的 一个德国间谍吗 What are you? A German spy?
你在这里啊 你找到了吗 There you are. Did you find it?
其他隐形眼镜在哪里 Where's the other contact lens?
但是等一下 But wait a minute.
街上有一辆汽车闪烁着灯光 There's a car in the street blinking its light
我想那是某种信号 and I think it's a signal of some kind.
别担心 我会处理的 先去找镜片 Don't worry. I'll see to it. Go and get the lens first.
你加入其他人 You join the others.
好的 我会的 哦 天啊 那只猫 Yes. I will. Oh, good heavens. The cat.
啊 Ooh.
不 No.
这段时间你跑到哪里去了 Where have you been all this time?
我把你的酒准备好了 I have your drink ready.
不 但实际上我并不渴 No, but I'm not thirsty actually.
好 Yes.
让我们来干一杯 A toast?
在这里 敬国王 Eh, to the king.
敬国王 愿上帝保佑他 ALL: To the king. God bless him.
(咳嗽) (coughs)
好吧 那我就回去了 I shall be going back there then.
回来 Come back.
敬苏格兰
嗯 敬苏格兰
愿上帝保佑他 God bless him.
我忘了 长官 I've forgotten, sir.
你最喜欢什么 Eh, favorite what?
怎么了 帕塔索上尉 Why Captain Patterson,
大家都知道劳伦斯阁下只抽这种烟 everyone knows Sir Lawrence only smokes these.
是的 哦 Eh.
(语无伦次) (gibbers)
小丑 你总最对雪茄和女人有着最好的品味 Binky, you always had the finest taste in cigars and women.
再干一杯 Another toast.
敬军团 To the, uh, regiment.
不 No.
敬军团 To the regiment.
(都在隐约歌唱) (all singing indistinctly)
你得唱点什么 You have to sing something.
行 Okay.
团歌 拉里 The regimental song, Larry.
你不记得了吗 长官 Don't you remember it, sir?
他当然记得 Of course I do.
是的 他总是带领我们唱 Yes. He always leads us into it.
(喃喃语) (mumbling)
来吧 亲爱的 Come on, love.
(都在隐约歌唱) (all singing indistinctly)
(咳嗽) (coughs)
干一杯 * Drink a toast *
干杯 拉里 敬军团 A toast, Larry. To the regiment!
敬军团 ALL: To the regiment!
(含糊地说) (speaking indistinctly)
敬军团 To the regiment.
敬军团 ALL: To the regiment!
(乐队演奏) (band playing music)
(人群大笑) (crowd laughing)
我告诉你 我觉得他太棒了 I tell you. I think he's marvelous.
是的 难道不是吗 Yes. Isn't he?
仁慈的上帝啊 Gracious heaven.
亲爱的
苏格兰再也不会和从前一样了
亲爱的
拉里 拉里 Larry! Larry!
(说话含糊的女人) (woman speaking indistinctly)
停 拉里 停 Stop, Larry! Stop!
你这是在对军团进行嘲弄 You're making a travesty of the regiment.
还有我们的祖国 And of our native land.
一个永远你不能嘲弄的对象 拉里 是苏格兰 One thing you never made fun of, Larry, was Scotland.
好吧 看着我 Well, look at me.
什么 What?
发生了一个奇怪的事情 There's something strange going on.
你知道我在想什么吗 WOMAN: Do you know what I think?
我觉得你甚至还没 I think you're not even--
甚至还没醒酒 Not even sober.
拉里 你怎么能让我如此丢脸 Larry. How can you disgrace me like this?
一夜又一夜地 Night after night?
哦 听着 老女人 我受够了 Look here old girl. I've had about enough of this.
我想怎么喝 就怎么喝 I'll drink how I want,
想什么时候喝 就什么时候喝
我甚至不想喝的时候 也要喝
哦 Oh!
你这个酒鬼老婆 You sober fish wife.
不 我 No, I.
你怎么敢这样对我 How dare you do that to me!
(人群模糊地说) (crowd speaking indistinctly)
那是我们的拉里 没错 Ooh, that's our Larry, all right.
苏格兰有一样东西知道怎么制作 那就是威士忌 One thing Scotland knows how to make and that's whiskey.
(轻声笑) (chuckles)
然后你拿起那块布丁蛋糕
你没打到我 你打中了维维安夫人 and you missed me and you hit Lady Vivian.
不 我耍的花招 我能略微地看见她 No, I was cheating. I could see a little.
我最后用什么打的你 Heh, and what was the last thing I hit you with?
猫 (in low voice): The cat.
(两人都笑) (both laughing)
嗯 我很高兴他们找到隐形眼镜了
是的 Yes.
嗯 你的眼睛还好吗 Uh, is your eye all right?
哦 没事 它很好 Oh, no. No, it's quite all right.
和从前一样好 Just like old times.
(咳嗽) (coughs)
嗯 你知道今晚在我咳嗽时 他们唱的那首歌吗 Em, do you know that song I coughed tonight?
是的 Yes.
它很像 It, eh, it's very much like a song
我们在四年级时唱的歌 we used to sing in the 4h grade.
那很有可能 Well, that's quite possible.
这些年来 许多老苏格兰英雄的形象 Many of these old Scottish heroes were used
都用在了不同人的身上 over the years with different person.
它怎么会迫溯到四年级的时候呢 How did it go back in the 4th grade?
不知道我是否还记得 I wonder If I can remember it.
当苏格兰的簿雾 * When the fine mist of Scotland *
笼罩着大地时 * Is over the land *
我梦想着去创造 而且记得在那时 * I am dreaming of making And remembering when *
我们一起散步 * We would stroll Here together *
然后发誓永不分离
她的眼睛像石楠花一样 * With her eyes Like the heather *
她已经偷走了我的心 * She had sole my heart *
自从我们分开以后 * Many the year That has past us *
很多年过去了 * Since we've been apart *
但是我亲爱的玛吉 * But my wee darlin', Maggie *
仍然在我的心中 * Is still in my heart *
她的眼睛像石楠花一样 * With her eyes Like the heather *
她像出水芙蓉一般艳丽 * And skin fresh as dew *
向我亲爱的玛吉发誓 * To my wee darling Maggie *
我将永远是忠诚的 * I will e'er be true *
我想我今晚不应该在这里睡觉
哦 为什么不呢 Why not?
哦 以前没问题 可是 Well, it was all right before,
现在你丈夫没了 我
我认为我不应该睡在这间屋子里 I don't think I should sleep in this room.
这根本没有任何意义 That doesn't make any sense at all.
这是不应该的 It's not supposed to.
(电话铃) (phone rings)
我是麦肯兹·史密斯 MacKenzie Smith here.
哦 你好 萨默塞特上校 Oh, hello, Colonel Somerset.
哦 那太好了 Well, that's wonderful.
好的 Fine.
干得好 没错 Good work. Yeah.
好吧 我想他们抓到那些人了 Well, I think they've got their man.
明天的这个时候 Tomorrow at this time,
他们认为我将 they think I'll be able
重新回到厄尼·威廉姆斯列兵的身份 to back to being Private Ernie Williams again.
等一下 你能告诉我一件事吗 Just a minute. Will you tell me something?
你想回到厄尼·威廉姆斯的身份吗 Do you want to go back to being Private Ernie Williams?
你应该会习惯这一切的 You can get used to almost anything.
(猫叫) (cat meows)
对不起 去找虱子吧 Sorry. Go find a louse.
是的 Yes.
我想让你知道你的整个表演都很精彩 the entire show magnificently.
我想你和拉里一样勇敢 would ever have been.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
我不如拉里勇敢 I'm not as brave as Larry
如果我真的像拉里一样勇敢 我会勇敢地做我真正想做的事 I'd be brave enough to do what I really want to do.
你真正想做的事是什么 And what do you really want to do?
但我太懦弱了 我做不到 But I'm too much of a coward to do that.
这个 This.
(钟声) (bell rings)
谁 ERNIE: Who is it?
斯坦霍普中士 长官 Sergeant Stanhope, sir.
来自休斯顿少校的紧急信息 An urgent message from Major Houston.
厄尼 Ernie.
眼罩和胡子 The eye patch. The moustache.
谢谢你 中士 Thank you, sergeant.
嗯 Hmm.
立即命令总部 Ordered to headquarters immediately.
汽车和少校 The car's waiting down below
下面等你 长官 with the major, sir.
我马上就下来 谢谢你 中士 我会抓紧的 I'll be down directly. Thank you, sergeant. Press on.
好吧 我猜他们找到他了 Well, I guess they got him.
很可能想要拿回将军的制服
将军的眼罩和将军的妻子 and the general's eye patch and the general's wife.
我想说对不起
为什么
好吧 因为利用了刚才的机会 Well, for taking advantage of the situation just now.
我 我想我们都有点喝多了 I, uh, I guess we both had a little too much to drink.
哦 你能帮我个大忙吗 Oh, uh, would you do me a great favor?
当然 Of course.
战争结束后 如果你到了布鲁克林区 Well, after the war, if you ever get to Brooklyn,
继续说 Yes?
别找我 没有人会相信的 Don't look me up. Nobody'll ever believe it.
(发动机快速运转) (engine revs)
(关门) (door closes)
我说 这真是这太无聊了 I say, this is silly bother,
像一个面色红润的产科医生 在晚上急急忙忙地跑来跑去 scurrying about at night like a ruddy obstetrician.
我敢打赌根本没有紧急情况 I'll wager there's no emergency at all.
你愿意跟我赌五英镑吗 Would you care to risk a fiver?
想要闲聊一会儿吗 Three sheets of the wind, eh?
你需要什么 伙计 来些番茄汁 Aw, what you need, young man, is some, uh, tomato juice,
生鸡蛋 伍斯特沙司 还有 raw egg, Worcestershire sauce and...
脑袋搬家 Head blown off.
我说 少校死了 I say, the Major is dead.
嗯 你能停下来吗 少校 Uh, would you stop... The Major...
我说 你能 I say. Would you...
少校已经死了 你知道吗 Uh, the Major is quite dead, you know.
我说 你能停下来吗 I say. Would you stop...
嗯 看这个人 Uh, look, the man...
好吧 给你 你的制服掉了 Well, here, please. You're out of uniform.
嗯 少校死了 嗯 Uh, um...
少校已经 你能说话吗 The Major is quite... Say something.
说点别的吧 Say something else.
不要试图逃跑 否则少校就有伴了 Don't attempt to escape or the Major will have company.
但还不够聪明 but not quite clever enough.
你不会得逞的 You'll never get away with this.
我说斯坦霍普 把车掉头 I say, Stanhope, turn the car around.
今晚不行 将军 Not tonight, General.
如果你把车掉头 我答应你像往常一样 But if you turn the car around, I'd promise you the usual.
我讨厌它的每一分钟 I hated every minute of it.
表演得很好啊 Good show there.
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
我从来没有怀疑过她 这太可怕了 不要相信自己的情妇 NARRATOR: I never suspected her for a moment. This is terrible.
他们要相信谁呢
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
欢迎来到柏林 麦肯兹·史密斯将军 Welcome to Berlin, General MacKenzie Smith.
你现在是第三帝国的客人 You are now the guest of the Third Reich.
现在 我们只希望得到一点信息 Now, all we wish is a little information.
我们确保 你在乡村能得到 And we shall see that you are given
一座迷人的房子 a charming house in the country,
仆人 酒 姑娘 不管你要什么 servants, wine, frauleins. Whatever you may wish.
然后 在剩下的时间 你就可以舒舒服服地 And you will be able to sit out the rest of the war
坐等战争结束 in complete comfort.
我们只要求你告诉我们真相 All we ask is that you tell us the truth.
的确如此 MAN: Precisely.
哦 很好 这就是我要做的
你们知道我是一名美国士兵 You see, uh, I'm an American soldier
我的名字是厄尼·威廉姆斯二等兵 and my name is Private First Class Ernie Williams,
编号是 347236 serial number, uh, 347236.
现在我要回美国 And I was supposed to go back to America
因为我妈妈病得很厉害 because my mother is very sick.
要是她病得不重 Only she isn't very sick.
她会在迈阿密海滩游泳 She's in Miami Beach with a bathing--
哦 哦 Oh! Oh!
乡村的房子还算数吗 What happened to the house in the country?
我亲爱的将军 你有着喜欢玩把戏的名声 My dear General, you have a reputation for playing games.
我们没有 We have not.
除非你诚实而迅速地回答我们的问题 Unless you answer our questions honestly and quickly,
我们别无选择 只能命令枪毙你 we will have no alterative but to order you shot.
别 Oh!
哦 我正尝试着告诉你们真相
我们在等着听你说呢 MAN; And we are waiting to hear it.
好吧 你看见这个眼罩了吗 You see this eye patch?
哦 将军 将 我们知道你在装模作样 MAN: Oh. General.
看这个胡子 不是我的 我能取下来 And, uh, look at that moustache.
嗯 怎么回事 Oh. What ha...
嗯 一定是胶水 被海风一吹 就固定了 Ugh. Must be the glue. It got stuck in the sea air.
你瞧 我好几天没把它摘下来了 你能把它拉下来吗 长官 You see I haven't had it off for a few days.
(尖叫) (screams)
算了吧 这是我的胡子 Forget it . It's mine.
但你们一定要相信 这一切是怎么开始的 But you simply have to believe how it all got started.
你们知道 我当时在模仿几个家伙 You see, I was doing imitations for a couple of the fellas.
然后 嗯 我来模仿 你们看 And uh, heh, I do imitations, you see.
好吧 瞧 也许我能更好地向你们解释 Well, look. Maybe I can explain it to you better.
(清嗓子) (clears throat)
我们在海滩生存了下来 We survive them on the beaches.
我们在村庄生存了下来 We survive them in the villages.
我们绝不会投降 We will never surrender.
(呼噜声)胡说八道 (grunts)
我有一个更好的 Uh, I got a better one.
哦 当圣徒 Oh, when the saints--
见鬼去吧
嗯 好吧 也许这个能行 Ahem. Well, maybe this one will do it.
我这里有一个很好的 我们有 嗯 I got a real good one here. We have, hmm...
(德语) (speaks German)
希特勒万岁 ALL: Heil Hitler!
(咕哝) (grunting)
哦 好吧 我 Oh. Well, I...
似乎没有人喜欢那个 Heh, nobody seems to like that one.
麦肯兹·史密斯将军 MAN: General MacKenzie Smith.
可能你没理解我们的意思 Perhaps you do not understand us.
你掌握有关第二阵线 You have vital information on the timing
时问和地点的重要信息 and location of the second front.
我有吗 I have?
但出于我们对你的尊重 But because of your respect for you,
我不想看到你 I do not with to see you reduced
变成一个体无完肤的废人 to a shattered hulk of a man.
你想让我们相信你不是真正的麦肯兹·史密斯将军吗 MAN: Are you trying to make us believe
没错 全都是假的 你们这些家伙都上当了 That's right. It was all a phony and you fellas fell for it.
你们看 他们把我的头发染成了灰色 You see this grey stuff they put in my hair?
用肥皂水就能把它洗掉 It washes out with soap and water.
看 我给你们示范 我告诉过他们这没有好处 Look. I'll show you. I told them it was no good.
我每天晚上都要摸它 I have to touch it up every night.
甚至在雨中 它也会冒出来 Even in the rain it comes out.
在这里 我给你们示范 Here. I'll show you.
看见了吗 我们开始吧
也许他们使用了一个新品牌 这 Maybe they used a new brand It...
哦 这是我的 Oh, it's me.
我的头发变白了 I've turned white.
瞧 你做到了 See you've done it.
毒死特威克南 然后朝我的脑袋开枪 Poisoning Twickenham and that shot through my head
还有潜艇 and, uh, the submarine.
如果你们这些家伙知道我经历了什么 Oh, if you fellas only knew what I've been through.
哦 你们肯定知道 不是吗 Oh, you do know. Don't you?
这只是个开始 我亲爱的将军 It is only the beginning my dear, General.
把他带走 Take him away.
扔进牢房 Throw him in a cell.
用和往常一样的方法 Use the usual methods.
不能用和往常一样的 Not the usual.
还有一件事 MAN: One more thing.
我们在英国的特工无处不在 Our operatives in England are everywhere.
你明白吗 无处不在 You understand? Everywhere.
他们由一个地位非常高的人所领导 And they are led by a man so highly placed
英国情报机构永远不会怀疑这个人 British intelligence would never suspect.
不只是你的生命处于危险之中 It is not only your life that is in jeopardy.
还有你的妻子 玛格丽特夫人 But that of your wife. Lady Margaret.
(德语) (speaking in German)
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler.
你不得好死 You'll never get away...
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
新闻像野火一样 NARRATOR: The news spread through
传遍德国高层指挥部 the German high command like wildfire.
麦肯兹·史密斯 MacKenzie Smith had broken down
在被连续拷打三分钟后 and agreed to talk
挺不住了 after being tortured continuously
并且同意进行谈话 for three solid minutes.
晚上好 将军 MAN: Good evening here, General.
让我们结束这件肮脏的事情吧 Let us get this filthy business over with.
对第三帝国来说 这是个伟大的时刻 MAN: This is a great moment for the Third Reich.
我们让麦肯兹·史密斯招架不住了 We have broken MacKenzie Smith.
这将会使元首非常高兴 Heh, this will please the Fuehrer immensely.
我想 先生们 他将再次参加他的舞会 I presume, gentlemen, he will go into his dance again.
小心点 将军 Be careful, general.
我能再提醒你一下吗 May I remind you once more.
我们在英国有很多特工 有很多 We have many operatives in England. Many of them.
领导他们的人 The one who leads them
跟你的家人是好朋友 is a very good friend of your family.
还有你的妻子 And of your wife.
没关系 她会很安全 It doesn't matter. She will be safe enough.
只要你开口 If you talk.
现在 将军 Now, here, General.
我们这里有一张非常有趣的地图 We have here a most interesting map.
英国 德国 法国 England, German, France.
详细地标出了所有的军事目标 All military objectives carefully indicated.
你将成为教授 You shall be the professor
我们将愿意成为你的学生 and we will be your willing students.
盟军进攻的时间 The time, the location and the strength
地点和兵力 of the allied invasion.
先生们 等我讲完后 Gentlemen, when I finish
你们就会像我一样了解这场该死的进攻 you will know as much about this blasted invasion
或许会更多 as I do. Perhaps even more.
请注意
这是英国
我
对不起 我神魂颠倒了 老兄 Sorry. I was carried away, old chap.
眼睛里有一点眼泪之类的东西 Uh, bit of tear in the eye and that sort of thing.
我说 这也许会让你了解得有点模糊 I say, it's a bit of a blur to realize
请说出部队的名称 ERNIE: Righto.
嗯 集中在英格兰南部的军队 Well, a concentration of troops in Southern England
实际上是一个诡计 你们明白码 actually is a ruse, you see.
嗯 我们要在蒙特卡洛的软肋 Uh, we shall do the main attack
进行主攻 就是这里 in the soft underbelly of Monte Carlo, right here.
你们明白了吗 我说 你们感到意外了吧 You see. I say. Surprise, eh?
我们要攻其不备 不是吗 Caught you on a sticky wicket. What?
好吧 实际上你们看到 嗯 就在这里 Well, you see actually, um, mm, right here
我们要用海军舰艇发动小规模的攻击 is where we're going to a small attack of naval vessels.
The LCTs, the BBDs, the LSMFTs, LCT BBD LSMFT
IRT和CIO 还有SMFR都是我们正在测试的设备 the IRT and the CIO and the, uh, SMFR are our IUT.
什么炮兵部队 什么步兵部队 谁是他们的指挥官 What artillery? What infantry? Who are their commanders?
他们当前的目标是什么 What are their immediate objectives?
奥普莱顿 把这个记下来 Okay. Write this down over there.
(德语) (speaking German)
我马上就告诉你们 I shall tell you in a minute.
你们看 上校 准将和加付薪金而不晋级的军官 You see, Captain, Brigadier General, Father Ingrad,
(语无伦次) 苏格兰高地地区的人 (gibbering): the Argyle Highlanders,
成为军队的主要成员 have taken the largest one of the troops
这是避风港 as a haven for...
当然 这里还有技术人员 And of course, there's... Tech here,
当然会在边缘地区出现 你们看 which, hmm, of course will terminate at the edge or tip.
还有在这里 关于地下通道 And here, regarding the subways,
他们会得到极大的鼓舞 they will have a remarkable incentive,
当然 会被派上所有部队 and, of course, the troops are all employed
将不会有任何正面攻击 and all the frontal assault which have nothing...
我想他们会在下边忙碌 I suppose they... Busy...
(浮肿) (blithering)
你们看 Than bottom, you see.
我对英国做了什么 我简直不能继续下去了 What have I done to England? I simply can't go on.
你要克制自己 将军 Control yourself, General.
你和我们一样是军人 You are a military man as we are.
我们一个字也听不懂 We didn't understand a word.
没关系 最重要的是信号 It doesn't matter. Above all the signal.
哦 你是说哪个信号 Which signal do you mean?
别装模作样了 将军 Do not pretend, General.
反情报部门告诉我们了 Counter intelligence has told us
一个信号将在攻击发起日的前两天 a signal is to be broadcast over the BBC
通过英国广播公司播出 一个毫无意义的短语 two days before D Day. A meaningless phrase.
发向法国地下组织 To the French underground
宣布进攻的日期 to announce the date of the invasion.
那个短语是什么
我会下去给你叫辆出租车 亲爱的 I'll be down to get you in a taxi, honey.
记下来 And the hour.
还有时间 进攻的时间 The hour of the attack?
你最好在八点半准备好 You'd better be ready about half past eight.
我们会准备好的 We'll be ready.
我希望我能在乐队开始演奏时到场 I wish I could be there when the band starts playing.
但是你不会 But you won't.
如果我有枪 我会开枪自杀 If I had a gun, I would shoot myself.
这是唯一一个体面的离开方式 It's the only decent way left.
(德语) (speaking in German)
希特勒万岁
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
(华尔兹主题曲演奏) ( waltz theme playing)
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
(敲门) (knocking on door)
等一下 Einen moment.
(德语) (speaking in German)
(德语) (all speaking in German)
(含糊地说) (speaking indistinctly)
(卡车喇叭声) (truck horn honking)
(含糊地说) (speaking indistinctly)
(吹口哨) (whistle blowing)
(枪声) (gunshot)
(隐约的颤动) (indistinct chattering)
(女人尖叫) (woman screams)
(说话含糊不清的人) (people speaking indistinctly)
(德语) (speaks in German)
(尖叫) (screams)
(警报嚎叫) (alarm wailing)
(说话含糊不清的人) (people speaking indistinctly)
(吹口哨) (whistle blowing)
(德语) (speaking in German)
(德语) (all speaking in German)
(德语) (speaking in German)
再见 Goodbye.
(德语) (speaks in German)
(吹口哨) (whistle blowing)
(隐约的颤动) (indistinct chattering)
(德语) (woman speaking in German)
(人群尖叫) (crowd screaming)
(德语) (all speaking in German)
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
(含糊地说) (speaking indistinctly)
(枪声) (gunshot)
(德语) (women singing in German)
(德语) (speaks in German)
(观众鼓掌欢呼) (audience applauding and cheering)
(乐队演奏) (band playing music)
(观众鼓掌欢呼) (audience applauding and cheering)
德国人在这个地方记录得有些零碎 NARRATOR: The German notes on this point were somewhat fragmentary.
但请记住 西格蒙德·弗洛伊德来自这个国家 But bear in mind that Sigmund Freud came from this country.
(德语) (man speaks in German)
(女人尖叫) (women screaming)
(德语) (speaking in German)
(观众鼓掌) (audience applauding)
莉莉小姐 MAN: Fraulein Lilly.
(乐队演奏) (band playing music)
(德语) (singing in German)
(观众笑) (audience laughing)
(观众鼓掌) (audience applauding)
(德语) (speaking in German)
(轻声笑) (chuckles)
(隐约的颤动) (indistinct chattering)
(德语) (singing in German)
(观众笑) (audience laughing)
(观众鼓掌) (audience applauding)
(德语) (man speaking in German)
(轻声笑) (chuckles)
哦 Oh!
(观众鼓掌) (audience applauding)
(德语) (all speaking in German)
(德语) (all singing in German)
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
(德语) (all speaking in German)
(德语) (man speaking in German)
启动机器 I have to start the machine.
(德语) (all speaking in German)
(枪炮声) (gunfire)
(飞机引擎呼啸声) (plane engine whirring)
(德语) (all speaking in German)
咖啡 对 你的咖啡
咖啡
对 咖啡 对
好
好 好 对 对
很好的咖啡
哦 太棒了 很好的咖啡 我很喜欢
(枪炮声) (gunfire)
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
哦 停 停 让我离开这里 ERNIE (speaking in English): Stop! Stop! Let me outta here.
刚好及时 Just in time.
(德语) (speaking in German)
别开枪 哦 Don't shoot. Oh.
(厄尼语焉不详) (Ernie speaking indistinctly)
长官 我们俘虏了一名德国伞兵 Sir, we've captured a German paratrooper
他试图潜入我们总部 attempting to infiltrate this headquarters.
他要求亲自去见 He's demanded the right to see
指挥官 the commanding officer personally.
很好 把他带进来 MAN: Very well. Bring him in.
把俘虏带进来 Bring in the prisoner.
啊 肥胖子 肥胖子 我见到你很高兴 Heh, Puffy! Puffy, am I glad to see you.
好的 我要和俘虏谈谈 All right. I'll talk to the prisoner.
俘虏 肥胖子 你认不出我了吗 我是小丑 Prisoner? Puffy, don't you know me? I'm Binky.
小丑 我不是真正的小丑 我是厄尼 ERNIE: I'm not really Binky.
厄尼 没错 二等兵 厄尼·威廉姆斯 Ernie. Yes. Private First Class Ernie Williams.
我骗过了你 骗过了德国人 Heh, I fooled you. I fooled the Germans.
给萨默塞特打电话 他会告诉你的 Heh, call Somerset. He'll tell you.
威尔逊 这似乎是一个绝密的问题 Wilson. This seems to be a top secret matter.
我想一个人把这件事搞清楚 I'd like to get to the bottom of this alone.
下去吧 Dismissed.
哦 肥胖子 如果你知道我经历了什么 Oh, Puffy, if you know what I've been through.
我进了潜艇 上了飞机 去了柏林 I've been in submarines, airplanes. I've been in Berlin.
我甚至去了盖世太保的总部 I've even been at the Gestapo headquarters.
你知道我做了什么吗 我从秘密文件里偷了一个文件 Know what I did? I stole some of the papers
上面写着英国所有特工的名字 out of the secret files naming all the agents in England.
你永远不会怀疑的人 他们就在这里 People you would never suspect. I've got them right here.
卡尔顿·布朗·韦芬汉将军 中士 嗯 General Carleton Brown Wiffingham. Sergeant, er...
卡尔顿·布朗将军 General Carleton Brown...
是的 亲爱的 威廉姆斯列兵 Yes, my dear Private Williams.
如果这就是你 If that is who you are!
哦 你永远也逃不掉的 肥胖子 You'll never get away with this, Puffy.
嗯 喂 Um, hello?
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
请打开道闸 哨兵 紧急情况 Open up, please, sentry. Urgent.
对不起 长官 你不能进入这个总部 I'm sorry, sir. You can't enter this headquarters.
萨默塞特上校是总参谋部的 Colonel Somerset is general staff.
他有我的证件 He has my identification.
对不起 长官 I'm sorry, sir.
警卫中士在哪里 Where's the Sergeant of the Guards?
这是性命攸关的事 中士 This is a matter of life and death, Sergeant.
请打开道闸 Open up, please.
对不起 长官 Sorry, sir. All entry permits
今天任何人禁止进入 have been cancelled for the day.
布朗·韦芬汉将军的命令 Orders of General Brown Wiffingham.
我们监视布朗·韦芬汉将军 We've had General Brown Wiffingham
好几周了 under surveillance for weeks.
威尔逊 抓住那个人 Wilson! Hold that man.
整个计划叫做瓮中之鳖 The whole project, the Dead Pigeon.
否则我会 是的 喂 Or I will be. Yeah, hello?
这名德国伞兵伪装成 This German paratrooper is masquerading
盟军士兵 按照国王的规定 as an allied soldier. Under the king's rules
他犯有间谍罪 and regulations he is guilty of espionage
而且要被立即处决 and subject to immediate execution.
处决 不需要通过军事法庭吗
威尔逊 违抗命令的刑罚 CARLETON: Wilson, the penalty for insubordination
是相同的 把这个间谍带出去 枪毙 is still the same. Take that spy out and have him shot.
枪毙 嗯 Shot? Uh...
但是肥胖子 你和我曾在苏格兰一起慢跑 But Puffy, you and I played Rukka together for Scotland.
啊 麦肯兹·史密斯 苏格兰高地人 Ah, the MacKenzie Smith Highlanders.
(激动人心主旋律演奏) ( dramatic theme playing)
行刑队准备好了 长官 WILSON: Firing squad is ready, sir.
解散 Dismissed.
不 不是你 No. Not you.
也许她忘了我是谁了 Maybe she's forgotten who I am.
你会告诉她 是不是 You will tell her, won't you?
我是说 你会告诉她 我一点也不害怕 I mean you'll tell her that I wasn't scared at all.
我会给玛格丽特女士捎口信的 I'll get word to Lady Margaret.
抽烟吗 Cigarette?
不 谢谢 我不应该抽烟 No. No, thank you.
但我不认为一根香烟会对我造成伤害 But I don't think one could hurt me.
火柴 Match?
(咳嗽) (coughs)
没那个必要 That won't be necessary.
准备瞄准 Prepare to aim!
队员们做准备 Squad ready!
瞄准 Aim!
等一下 我想我还是把眼睛蒙上 Just a minute. I think I will have that blind fold.
队员们休息 休息 休息 WILSON: Squad rest. Rest. Rest!
嗯 不要太紧 我头晕 明白吗 Uh, not too tight. I get dizzy. See?
队员们做准备 瞄准 Squad ready! Aim!
(乐观的主题演奏) ( upbeat theme playing)
这是最合适不过的时刻 MAN (over radio): It is only fitting
今天的英国应该 that Britain today should do honor
(门铃) (door bell rings)
向英勇的英雄致敬 to the valiant heroes
他们使这一天成为可能 who have made this day possible.
这个杰出的指挥官的名字
早已被你们所熟知 are already familiar to you.
艾森豪威尔将军 General Eisenhower forthwith...
下午好 玛格丽特夫人 Good afternoon, Lay Margaret.
英格兰的好日子 Lovely day for England.
嗯 谢谢你 夫人 Huh? Thank you, madam.
哦 亲爱的 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
我之前出于安全考虑不能告诉你 I couldn't tell you before. Security reasons.
总之 我们冲到了汉普顿南部地区 Anyhow we dashed down to the South Hampton
希望能准时到达那里 staging area hoping to get there on time.
哎哟 你穿的裙子真漂亮 介意我这么说吗 By jove, that's a pretty dress you've got on.
别管我的裙子 Never mind about the dress.
我们在门口被拦住了 We were held up at the gate.
射击队举起了步枪 The firing party had raised their rifles.
我听到指挥官说 I heard the command,
继续说 Yes?
哦 好家伙 我想喝杯茶 Good Lord. I'd love a cup of tea.
哦 是的 茶 Oh, yes. Oh, tea.
是的 Yes.
然后怎么样了 And what then?
嗯 请给我加一些牛奶和糖 哦 在我看来 Um, some milk and sugar if I may, please.
威廉姆斯列兵 哦 是的 Private Williams. Oh, yes.
他完全没问题 Yeah. He's absolutely fine.
我们在很短的时间到达那里 We only got there in the nick of time.
这真有点不容易 It was a bit of a do.
他在那里 我什么时候能见他 Where is he? When can I see him?
你在这里放了多少块糖 How many lumps you put in here?
随时都能见 他在基地医院 He can see you any time. He's at the base hospital.
他没什么大问题 只是由于吸烟 Not much matter with him. Just shock and fatigue
所引起的休克和疲劳 and the after effects of smoking.
(在广播里含糊不清地说话的人) (man speaking indistinctly over radio)
不知你是否介意我调高收音机的音量 Wonder if you'd mind if I turned up your radio.
劳伦斯·麦肯兹·史密斯将军 MAN (over radio): General Sir Lawrence MacKenzie Smith.
进攻的缔造者 The architect of the invasion.
计划大师 The master planner
我们曾认为 whom we had believed killed
他在执行任务时牺牲了 in performance of his duties,
实际上 actually survived
在被纳粹俘虏后 幸存了下来 and was taken prisoner by the Nazis.
我和整个英国都为他感到高兴 I rejoice along with all of England
他在第一时间获得了自由 that he was liberated in the first among...
拉里 MARGARET: Larry.
我们刚刚听到这个消息 We've just heard the news that--
是的 我知道 Yes. I know.
当我从坟墓归来时 你真会控制 Do try to control your joyous hysteria
你那欣喜若狂的神情 玛吉 at my return from the grave, Maggie.
我知道你见到我会有多高兴 I know how pleased you are to see me.
哦 劳伦斯长官 你甚至没意识到 Oh, sir, Lawrence, you can't even begin to realize--
哦 别吹牛了 萨默塞特 Oh, come off it, Somerset.
看到我从坟墓归来 你和其他人应该一样高兴 You were just as pleased to see me
哦 拜托 拜托 劳伦斯长官 Oh, no, please, please. Lawrence.
你能离开这里吗 Will you get out of here!
我有一些非常亲密的事情 I have a few matters of a very intimate nature
要和我心爱的人讨论 to discuss with my dearly beloved.
你可以在钥匙孔里听 You may listen at the keyhole.
请原谅我 别与我为敌 If you'll pardon me, I'm going over to the enemy.
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler!
我看你还没失去 I see you haven't lost your charming ways
你对你下属的魅力 with your subordinates.
我听说你也没有 我亲爱的 I hear you haven't either, my dear.
我听说了一些有关你和那个美国列兵的事 What's this I hear about you and that American private?
那都是真的 It's all true.
哦 现在过来 Oh, come now.
一个身无分文的普通士兵 A penniless common soldier.
完全无足轻重的人 A complete nonentity.
我受够了物质主义 I've had my fill of entities.
接下来你会说 Next thing you'll be saying
你爱上了那个可恶的家伙 you're in love with the blighter.
我爱上了那个可恶的家伙 I am in love with the blighter.
玛格丽特夫人
看 是我啊
厄尼
是真的吗 Heh.
(浪漫主题演奏) ( romantic theme playing)
好吧 我是说你是怎么做到的 How did you manage? I mean, how...
好吧 礁 你看 Well, look, you see.
他们想给我一枚奖章 They wanted to give me a medal,
但我只想要一名通讯公司 but all I asked for was a smart technician
能使用录音机和麦克风的聪明技术员 from the Signal Corp with a recorder and a microphone.
这就是你为何在收音机里听到了那些 That's why you heard what you did on the radio.
劳伦斯·麦肯兹·史密斯将军 General Lawrence McKenzie Smith,
进攻的缔造者 计划大师 the architect of the invasion, the master planner.
我只是想确定一下 I just had to make sure
你是真心实意的吗 Did you mean it?
我每时每刻都骗过了你 And I had you fooled every minute.
每时每刻 Every minute.
对于那些好奇 在那个沙发上发生了什么事的人来说 NARRATOR: For those of you who are curious on what's going on in.. (?)
那只是像往常一祥的事 it's just the usual.