Good morning, Eris.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it,
is to investigate planet Earth with the aid
of your Catia: Impossible force.
This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
Good luck, Eris.
Oh, Kio!
It's so wonderful to wake up next to you!
Come on...! This isn't right!
I'm sorry, Kio...
I'm deep into mating season right now, I can't help it.
What am I gonna do with you, huh...?
Hey, um, where do you think we are?
I don't know, but it looks pretty plush.
You like the accommodations, then?
Excuse me, where are we right now?
You are in the private room of the Divine Embodiment,
aboard The Androala,
headquarters of the Underside of the Kitten's Paw.
Is that so...?
And what exactly is this whole 'Divine Embodiment' thing?
Oh... But don't you know...?
You're the Divine Embodiment.
Huh? What?!
I'm sorry, but you can't do this...
I apologize, but unfortunately,
it is against regulations for me to pose as a deity,
or be given any special attention by a religious order.
Long have we prayed that a being with genuine kitty-ears
and a tail would manifest itself to us in our world...
Our leader predicted you would come...
And now you're here with us...
The prophecy is coming true before our eyes
and for this we are thankful.
There's no doubt: You're the Divine Embodiment.
Well, in that case, I have an order for you...
Release my friend and me from this place at once!
Sorry, but I can't do that...
My orders come direct from the Founder.
That doesn't make sense.
However, I do have something to offer you.
So, do you like?
Uh... Yeah!
Hey, Kio, how 'bout you and I stay here
just a little bit longer, huh?
Oh... Sure!
The Divine Embodiment has awakened.
Good...
Treat her with the utmost respect.
Yes, as you wish.
What do you think...? It's such a perfect replica...
I can get as close as I want to,
and the Divine Embodiment won't suspect a thing, will she?
My lady. It's wonderful.
The kitty cult?
The Underside of the Kitten's Paw?
Obviously, I've heard of religious sects
that worshipped cats in Ancient Egypt...
But, for them to worship the ears and tails...
Contact Yokota.
Tell them I said to ready the 'Peanut Vendor.'
Right!
It's about time these kitties and their little feline wannabes
took a permanent cat nap.
No, no, no...! The PBR is one thing,
but a powerboat is completely out of the question.
A boat with no speed just won't cut it...
A powerboat...
And we're gonna need the fastest one you have
to get this job done.
Look, I'm a weapons dealer...
And a powerboat isn't a weapon, you understand me?
Well... Word on the street is, you have a fully-tuned,
converted powerboat that was used
by the Miami Police Department.
People can't keep secrets, can they...?
I'm sorry, but the boat's already booked.
Booked...? But by who?
If you wanna make a bid on it,
then you'll have to deal with the guy, directly...
Ah... speak of the devil.
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
Uncle Yuichi?!
Wait a second, you mean you have the powerboat?
Well, I sorta do...
A movie director friend of mine said he needed one...
Check it. I brokered the deal.
It's got guns on it, too?
Bad ass, huh...?
Of course, those are just props for the flick.
The boat... Where isit now, is it nearby?
Chichijima.
But the film's shooting in Ogasawara.
I'm so full...
Ah... So delicious!
Wow...
I don't think I've ever eaten this much food before, have you?
Hey, Kio.
Now that we've eaten this amazing meal,...
I'd say it's about time we left.
Um, just how are we supposed to do that?
You see this outfit?
It's a scaled-down power suit...
I can break through a bulkhead like this easily.
Let's call the Assistroids.
They'll help us escape.
Okay then...
Now!
Eee-yow!
It hurts! Oh, it hurts so bad, Kio!
Yeah, it sure looked like it did.
I don't know what happened...
It didn't work.
Normally, I could do it with one punch.
Oh, no!
What's the matter?
It says, 'strength enhancement function restricted
due to mating season.'
This is bad...
My power suit won't work 'cause I'm in mating season.
What do you mean?
When I'm in heat, I can't make rational decisions,
so my suit's functions are restricted
to protect both myself and others.
Wait, what?
Yes...!
Now I can't even call Luros or my Assistroids!
There's no reason for you to worry.
We have our own research and development team...
So, we've built you something that's identical
to the Assistroids...
See for yourself.
What the...?
His name is Unya.
Please allow him to serve at your side.
Is this just a guy in a suit?
Oh, no... He's a robot.
There is nobody inside of it.
Listen up, here's the deal...
The Androala plans to rendezvous
with an escort fleet standing in a nearby sector...
We've got to rescue them before then.
Got it.
Our first order of business is secretly replacing
the prop guns on the powerboat with real ones.
Look, I like the plan...
But, do you think he's gonna accept our terms
for borrowing it?
Of course not...
Once we're out at sea, he can't stop us.
I really hate doing this to Uncle Yuichi...
But, unfortunately, I don't think we have a choice here.
You're right, I guess we gotta do what we gotta do.
Stand by, we're almost at the drop point.
Good luck!
Whoa... It's so amazing!
You would never guess we were on a boat, would you?
Wait, whaddaya mean, 'everything?'...
Oh...
Hey, where are you taking me?
Is that a merry-go-round?
Wow...
I see, this must be a primitive horse-riding simulator, right?
Such elaborate decorations...
I wonder if it belonged to royalty.
And look at all these lights, so beautiful and bright...
It's just so wonderful!
She really is having a good time.
Oh, cool...
We'll have to play each other on this!
Hey, wait...
Are all of these single players?
What about the guy in the suit?
Doesn't he ever wanna play with someone?
There's no one inside the suit...?
It's a robot made to serve the Divine Embodiment...
It's just gears and circuits and nothing else, got it?
Uh... Right...
But, these games are all single player,
doesn't your Founder ever get bored just playing by herself?
In a game, there is a winner and a loser...
And it would be extremely disrespectful for us
to beat our own Founder...
Even more so to go easy on her so she can always win.
Tell me: What kinda person is your Founder?
She has obtained everything.
Everything, huh?
After her grandfather passed away,
she inherited his wealth...
Expanding her ever-increasing estate is her only job,
and one she takes very seriously...
But, she's very young...
Her future is long...
The internal flames of her passion
have only just started burning brightly...
You see... ever since she discovered kitty-ears,
she found her first love, and with it, her purpose.
I'm just about finished up.
Yeah, same here...
I didn't think swapping dummies
for the real thing would be this easy, did you?
We've gotta be ready.
The Androala should be passing by here pretty soon...
And I think we should set off before the guy
who rented this shows up.
Hey, Aoi?
What is it?
I'm dying to know, what do you like about Kio?
Uh... Where'd that come from?
Come on... Spill the beans.
I guess I just like him...
He's kind and cheerful and the most decent person I know...
He is the complete opposite of me...
Hey... Can I ask you something?
Yes?
I want you to tell me the truth,
are you positive you don't have any feelings for Kakazu?
Oh, that is such a laugh...
Yeah, right...!
There's nothing to like about him.
Uh... Oh, it's nothing.
Right.
A visitor?
Hey, stop! Quit it!
Let go of me, creep!
You sure do have your character down pat...
I should've known Yuichi would find the right girls.
Hey... Wait a sec...
That means you're-
Oh, yes...
I'm Kawasaki, the famous director...
And this is my powerboat, girls!
Oh, no...! We're too late!
Kawasaki, the director...?
Oh, wow!
Hold on, you know this guy?
Mr. awasaki is a cult film director
known for making B- grade action flicks
that feature skimpy plots,
and actresses in even skimpier bikinis.
Now, let's hurry up and get dressed, you two.
Get dressed, but-No way!
Well, I hope you're not having second thoughts
about doing my film...
Our morning location shoot is coming up soon!
Cat Planet Cuties!
This shot will be from directly below them...
We want to highlight their assets!
What do we do, Aoi?
Well... The show must go on.
Let's get a move on, girls...!
The sun's up, no time to waste!
Ah, geez!
Oh, my!
You look wonderful...!
Beautiful, ladies... This scene is going to be piping hot,...
Manami.
Let's go.
Do it, boys!
Hey, you two!
We're not doing that part yet!
Come back!
Roll those cameras now...!
This is great...
Just keep shooting, boys!
You're worn out from playing, aren't you?
Looks like someone had a lot of fun.
How nice... It's been a really long time
since I've seen her so peaceful...
As hard as she works, she deserves it.
Wait, I thought it was a robot.
Status report!
We've got a problem.
There is a small watercraft approaching our ship
at a dangerously high speed.
There it is.
Yeah, that's the stuff!
Nice shot!
This footage is solid gold!
What's the situation?
The boat just entered our visual field...
But, Miss Maya, don't you think this is a bit much
for just one boat?
No, not with Charmed Momiji on board.
No way... After her fall off the train in Tokyo,
I thought she'd be too injured.
If she were just a human, maybe...
But I guess she really is charmed.
Stop her!
Take fire control, Manami!
You got it!
Fire!
Go! Now!
Okay!
It can't be...! Our targeting is off!
They've cracked it...
Someone has hacked into our fire control system
and shut everything down!
Well?
Bad news, looks like it was a direct hit!
Radar... Tell me what you see?!
I didn't pick up anything!
The hell happened to the missiles?
They're our latest secret weapon...
They're absolutely classified;
so don't mention them to anyone...
Move in and finish them off.
Prepare for battle!
It's so sad...
Seems like having everything in the world
is not too different from having nothing at all.
The bullets inside Yun-Fat's toy guns...
are quasi-antimatter...
They're dangerous weapons capable of obliterating
any non-living matter by means of quasi-annihilation.
Here we go!
I'll try and create a diversion...
Go after Eris and Kakazu.
Don't worry, I'll rescue them if it's the last thing I do!
Ma'am, there's a breach in the hull...!
We're being flooded...!
Location 'C Seventy-Six' and 'C Seventy-Seven!'
That doesn't make sense,
that's not where the missiles hit.
There's a boarding craft inside the ship!
Intruders...! Take defensive positions!
I'm going down there.
This suit is so awesome!
Good job, Kio.
You were right, it doesn't detect that I'm in heat,
so when I put it on,
the functionality restrictions are lifted.
Perfect... Do us both a favor and contact the Assistroids.
Right.
Move.
This way!
Time for you to pay your boarding fee!
Executive Officer Sara is a sucker for cats
and all things cute...
As a result, she left a career as an up and coming SAS elite,
and ended up a cult member on a boat full of lunatics.
How cute!
That should shut down the power and buy us some time.
She looks just...
... like me.
Japan's filled with monkeys!
And, from the looks of things, you do 'monkey see,
monkey do' pretty damn well!
Why, you...!
I can't move.
Aw, that's really too bad.
Didn't you know?
Things built with canine technology are designed
so they can't attack dogs.
This is goodbye, Charmed Momiji.
Apport.
You really thought it would work
as long as you didn't directly attack me?
Wishful thinking.
No, not exactly.
What the...?!
My suit has the same drawbacks as yours...
The hard-soft powered suit is flexible armor...
But with the controls shut down, it's a human shaped coffin.
You think you can beat me?!
Doggie ears?
Time to die!
War Dog, it's Pack Leader, come in...
Destroy my current position in thirty seconds.
Deploy the rockets.
All hands, abandon ship...
All hands, abandon ship!
The ship is lost, my lady.
We must go.
So, we're sinking?
I'm so sorry.
Hey, Manami!
Kio...! Thank goodness!
Hey, what's with the outfit?
Um, what's with your outfit?
I don't think you're in a position to judge.
Manami... I like it!
You look like a sexy bunny-eared rabbit alien.
Look, I'll explain later...!
Hurry up, we gotta go!
There they are... This is your fault!
Says you, the kidnapper!
Hand over the Divine Embodiment!
Lady, there's no way in hell we're gonna do that!
There's no time... Turn her over or I'll shoot!
That's not gonna happen!
Just stop it...!
The ship is sinking, there's no time to be doing this!
Stay out of it...!
You may be her tagalong, but you'll get no mercy!
It doesn't matter how badly you want something you can't have,
it doesn't give you the right to take it!
You're wrong; the lady can have anything she wants to!
Yeah...? Then why doesn't she have any friends?
She has loyal servants waiting on her, hand and foot.
Who cares...?!
A friend is someone you laugh and cry with,
someone you get mad at and fight with,
but you always make up in the end, no matter what...!
People who follow you and submit to your orders aren't friends!
You know nothing of us!
After all... what good is a video game
if there's nobody to play it with you?
Bastard!
Please... Stop... Maya.
Yes, but... My lady...
The things we've done to Lady Eris and Mister Kakazu
are not right...
So, I ask for your forgiveness...
Please.
But, my lady...
Maya and I are abandoning ship in a lifeboat...
Please come with us.
Thank you very much, that's such a nice offer, Unya.
Uh... I'm sorry,
but I think you've mistaken me for somebody else.
Well, all the same, thanks.
Sure.
Hold on... I can't get a signal on Aoi!
She's unconscious in the engine room?!
How do you know that?
Because, the Assistroids have the ability
to monitor the vital signs of their masters!
Oh, no...! What are we gonna do?!
The engine room's too far...
There's no time to rescue her.
The ship is going down!
Oh, this is just wonderful!
Keep those cameras rolling, people!
Next time.
I'll make you pay for this.
Aoi...! Aoi!
Where are you?!
Aoi...!
Kakazu...
He's saving me.
Oh, wow.
This is a dream...
It must be.
I love you...
Kakazu.
Cooking can be a drag...
But, virtual Kio's are lots of fun...
Of course, nothing ruins a video shoot
quite like a good old-fashioned cat in heat!
Next time... "I've Practiced!"
I'm coming to drop in on you!