(Manny) Welcome to Black Books.
Who do we have for you today?
You don't actually have a heart, Bernard, just a shard of ice.
He looks like a horse in a man costume.
- Notice anything different about me? - You've turned into a heron.
- Shop's still called Black Books? - I was gonna call it World Of Tights
but people are so stupid, you have to spell things out.
- Can I help? - I'm looking for a light holiday read.
Perhaps these may appeal.
We need you to look like this.
- Let's par... - Don't you dare use the word party
as a verb in this shop.
Bernard!
Aah!
I feel you move, I feel you breathe,
Mrs Letter Opener says hello to Mr Lung.
You're toast. T-O-E-A-R-S-T. Toast.
Don't fuss. These things happen.
- Where do they happen? - Well, here, they happen here.
Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew