在你刚才那么漂移之前 - You know, it'd be great if you could warn me
不知道跟我提个醒吗 before you drift like that.
我头他妈都撞窗户上了 I fucking slammed my goddamn head into the window.
-我说”抓紧“了呀 -你总是这么说 - I said, "Hang on." - You say that all the time.
抓紧 我要往路沿石上开了 "Hang on. I'm taking a curb.
抓紧 过减速带了 Hang on. It's a speed bump."
搞得这个词毫无意义了 I mean, at this point it's meaningless.
那也该我生你的气 要不是你需要尿尿 - I should be mad at you anyway. The reason we got robbed
我们也不会被抢 is because you needed a piss break again.
拜托 你想尿尿的好吧 - Oh, come on! You also needed to pee.
你刚才那声音都快赶上消防栓呲水了 You sounded like a broken fire hydrant back there.
这个你都在听 Ha! You were listening.
声音太大 It was so loud.
我敢说那个打劫的搁着三个州就听到了你的声音 I bet that vulture heard you from three states away.
-他拿了什 -找到了 What'd he take, anyway? - Ooh, found it!
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
你为了几张破CD差点害了我们的命 You almost got us killed for a bunch of stupid CDs?
-破CD -这个我都持续收藏10年了 - Stupid CDs? I've been building this collection for a decade.
这里的记忆比我脑子里还多 I have more memories in here than I do in here.
我得告诉你 And, I'll have you know,
如今一首好歌价值连城 good music is worth its weight in gold nowadays.
我看看这家伙还有什么 Let's see what other CDs this guy's got.
厄尔·西蒙斯 这个我有 DMX. Got that.
戴夫·马修乐队 不要也罢 Dave Matthews Band. Pass.
这个倒是第一次见啊 Hm, I've ever seen this one before.
这张挺好的 - Uh, it's pretty good.
一开始公有点怪 但越听越喜欢 I mean, you'll hate it at first, but it grows on you.
尤其是第二首 Especially track two.
第二首 你还懂这个 - Track t-- You know the tracks?
什么 不 不懂 - What? No. Shut up.
-那我扔了吧 -别 不 - Should I toss it? - No! No.
留不留都行 反正我也不在乎 I mean, keep it or not. I don't care. Whatever.
我们离托皮卡也不远了 You know, we're not far from Topeka.
剩下的路我可以走过去 I can walk the rest of the way.
你现在上路 也许还能 If you leave now, you can probably make it
及时赶到新芝加哥 to New Chicago by nightfall.
包裹安全送达 - A milkman's job is never done
最终目的地之前 until his package is safely delivered
送奶工一刻都不能松懈 to its final destination.
我相信你弟也希望你安全到达 And I'm sure your brother would have wanted that.
再说 我都开了这么远了 Besides, you think I'd come this far
不亲自看看传说中的托皮卡 就太遗憾了 and not see the fabled Topeka for myself?
行吧 - Fine.
既然你心意已决 If you're dead set on it,
路上来一杯如何 how about one for the road?
差一点就命中了 It was close.
你得最后用劲儿 You gotta follow through.
像这样 Like this.
我就是这么扔的 - That's what I'm doing.
像这样 Like this.
来吧 - Here.
敬我们一起走到路尽头 To the end of our road together.
你这就是纯纯炫耀了 now you're just showing off.
抱歉了 约翰 - Sorry, John.
我不能让你跟我一起去 I can't have you coming with me.
做个好梦 Sweet Dreams.
健谈 - Loquacious.
小子 你还真健谈啊 不是吗 Boy, you're a loquacious lad, aren't you?
进 Come in!
杰米 卡尔 搜索进行得如何 Jamie, Carl, how's the search going?
还是没找到制图师 - We have yet to find the Mapmaker,
我们认为有点有眉目了 but we think we're close.
我问的是送奶工 - I'm talking about the Milkman
还有那个只剩四指的女孩 他们在哪 and the four-fingered girl. Where are they?
自从他们离开大坝后 - Uh, there's been no sign of them
就一直没有他们的踪迹 since they vacated the dam.
只要他们跳出来 我们一定严阵以待 - When they pop up, we'll be ready.
跳出来 - Pop up? Hmm.
哦 跳出来啊 So, pop up.
跳出来 Pop up.
这两个罪犯 These two lawbreakers
惨无人道地跑出了的我最大的基地 ran rip-shod through my largest outpost.
杀了我的副手 They killed my second in command,
打的他脑袋开花 beat his brains in.
你就等着他们跳出来吗 And you're waiting for them to pop up?
这俩人是吐司片吗 罗伯茨 Are they pieces of bread, Roberts?
我们他妈是在烤面包吗 Are we making fucking toast here?
长官 卡尔是想说 - Sir, what Carl meant was that--
你他妈的闭嘴 - Shut the fuck up.
他们藐视法律 也藐视了我 They defied the law, and they defied me.
马上给我再出去努力找 Now get out there and look for them harder
搜得要比在你男友身上搜虱子还要细 than if you were checking your lover for body lice.
她是我妹妹 长官 - That's actually my sister, sir.
-我们有同一个 -我知道妹妹是什么意思 We have the same-- - I know what a sister is!
我要在这周末之前 把他们的尸体 Look, I want their bodies hung from the rotunda
挂在圆形广场 by this weekend.
让托皮卡人民周五晚上 Provide the people of Topeka
又多一个休闲的好去处 with some light Friday night entertainment.
-你觉得呢 -遵命 长官 - What do you say? - Yes, sir.
好 - Okay.
滚蛋吧 Fuck off.
♪蛀牙来了 蛀牙来了♪ Here comes Sweet Tooth here comes Sweet Tooth
♪你不要跑 你不要跑♪ Don't you run don't you run
♪你要是敢跑 我会找到你 给你一丈红♪ If you run I'll find you turn you into red goo
♪叮咚咚 叮咚咚♪ Ding dang dong ding dang dong
我感觉你像是个 Well, you look like a man
欣赏得来顶级娱乐的人 who values top-shelf entertainment.
想看表演吗 Want to see a show?
我才不管你侍么表演 - I don't care about your show.
我要看你的ORL I need to see your ORL now.
我的ORL - My ORL.
ORL什么 "Orl" what?
我会带你进去的 - I'll bring you in.
我还是 - I think...
自己把自己带进去吧 I'll bring myself in.
嘘 嘘 安静 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
跟你聊得很开心 I've really enjoyed this conversation,
但咱门就聊到这儿吧 好吗 but let's pull a pin in it, shall we?
别碰那个手榴弹啊 Now, don't go touching that grenade.
超级灵敏的 Very sensitive.
希望你里面的朋友 Hope you got some friends inside
懂得欣赏高雅艺术 who appreciate the arts.
你听说了谢泼德被发叨时件么样吗 Did you hear how they found Shepard?
他是自杀的 对吧 - He killed himself, right?
-这也太操蛋了 -不 - Shit's messed up, man. - No.
我听说一个新人发现他时 I heard a new recruit found him half naked,
他没穿裤子 手放老二上 头被打烂 hand on his pecker, head busted to shit
旁边放着一本性感女学生漫画 with a sexy schoolgirl comic book next to him.
这是我听过的最扯的事了 - That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard.
对吗 Right?
所以谢泼德是个性变态 So Shepard was a sex pervert?
我其实有点看出来了 真的 I mean, I kind of see it. I do.
真是服了 又是火腿 - Oh, fuck me. Ham again.
你不吃我吃 - I'll eat that shit.
你吃的哪一边 What kind of side you got?
有薯片 或奇多吗 Got any chips or puffy Cheetos?
你不用担心我吃哪边 Hey, don't you worry about my sides.
没事 我可以跟你交换 - I will. - I'll trade you.
我才不要吃花生 I'm not eating those peanuts.
太难吃了 They're nasty.
巡逻车正驶向外大门 Patrol vehicle approaching outer gate.
批准22己号车通过 Car 22 is approved.
不捡狗屎 必死无疑 "Pick up after your pet"?
我天 Jesus.
该死 这地方他妈的糟透了 Damn, dude, this place is fucked up.
谁会对狗做这种事 Who would do that to a dog?
带走狗狗最好的朋友 Separating a dog from his best friend.
就像我和你一样 毕竟 It's kind of like me and you. I mean--
你曾是我最好的朋友 I mean, you were my best friend.
我不是说你是狗啊 Not that I'm calling you a dog or nothing.
但你脾气上来 You know, you can be a mean bitch
刻薄得像母狗 when you want to be
你懂的 割喉什么的 with, you know, throats and shit.
我们就是来干这个的吗 小兔子 That why we're here, little bunny?
你要割开别人的喉咙么 You gonna rip some throats?
不 我觉得你最后会 Nah, I think you're gonna end up
跟我一样下场 just like me.
下一位C42 Now serving C42.
快叫到你的号了 叛徒 - Number's almost up, traitor.
别担心 Don't worry.
直觉告诉我 你落下去会很快 Something tells me you'll fall fast.
首先 体重与健康并不挂钩 - First of all, weight doesn't equate to health.
第二 不管质量如何 物体均已 Second, objects fall at the same speed
物体均已以相同的速度下落 regardless of mass.
所有人都知道 除了你们这些笨蛋 Everyone knows that, except you dipshits.
你说的是自由沉降速度 - You're actually talking about terminal velocity,
不能一概而论 which doesn't apply.
如果考虑到空气摩擦 And if you take into account air friction--
开尔文 那是什么 - Muh-muh-muh... - Kelvin? What is it?
大砍刀 Machete.
哈喽 大家好 Hi, everybody!
等等 等等 等等 别丢下我 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't leave me.
女人的身体 Woman's body!
我讨厌警察 I hate cops.
什么鬼 - Oh, what the fuck?
本幕结束 - And, scene.
你们喜不喜欢 So, did you like it or what?
哇 还有掌声 谢谢你 Oh, wow, applause. Thank you.
你们太好了 感觉好有成就感 You are too kind. That really feels good.
我从没见过把人头砍了 - I've never seen anyone cut off a human head
还能自己接住的 and catch it as good as that.
欧耶 Oh, yeah.
哦 太爽了 Oh, yeah. Oh.
太爽了 Oh, yeah. Oh.
什么风把你吹来了 年轻人 What brought you here, young man?
我只想离这一幕远一点 "Oh, I just want to get out of the scene."
没错 托皮卡要完蛋了 Yeah, Topeka's going to the dogs.
恶心混蛋 - You nasty motherfucker.
我要去拉裤链了 好耶 Down goes the zippee. Yippee!
我能留着你吗 Can I keep you?
操 它还活着 Oh, shit! It's alive! Oh!
-那个女孩呢 -我没看见什么女孩 - Where's the girl? - I didn't see no girl.
我只看见你像死了一样瘫在这里 I just saw you laying out here all dead like,
基本上是在求我做坏事儿了 practically begging for it.
也许我该让你再次进入梦乡 Maybe I'll just put you back to sleep.
你在找这个么 - You looking for this?
妈的 - Oh, shit!
你失手了 You missed!
早 - Shit!
来啊来啊来 - Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah!
看来管用了 - Guess that worked.
安静 Quiet?!
亲爱的约翰 Dear Jon--
什么疯子写约翰不加”H"的 - What kind of psychopath spells John without an "H"?
抱歉给你下毒 Sorry for poisoning you.
希望我没不小心杀了你 Oh, I hope I didn't accidentally kill you,
但我这么做是为了救你 but I did it to save your life.
事实是 托皮卡不是我说的那样 The truth is, Topeka isn't what I said it was.
那里是斯通的总部 It's Stone's headquarters.
杀了谢泼德还不够 Killing Shepard wasn't enough.
顺便一提 我在大坝杀了谢泼德 Oh, by the way, I killed Shepard at the dam.
他在打飞机 说来话长 He was jerking off. It was a whole thing.
细节就不用告诉我了 - Didn't need that detail.
至少你不用亲眼看到 At least you didn't have to see it.
既然我们都走到了这一步 Now that we're here,
我要让斯通为他的行为付出代价 I gotta make sure Stone pays for what he did.
你早告诉我嘛 我会帮你的 - I would have helped you if you just told me.
我本想告诉你的 但你与这场仗无关 I would have told you, but this isn't your fight.
别来找我 Don't follow me.
把货送到 开始你的新生活 Finish your delivery and live your new life.
成为第一个没有超时的送奶工 Be the first milkman without an expiration date.
祝你好运 Good luck.
看来你也会温柔 - That's actually pretty sweet.
去你妈的 And go fuck yourself.
当然 - Of course.
看来终有一别了 I guess that's it then.
拜啦 安静 Jell-O, Quiet,
不管你真名叫什么吧 whatever the hell your name was.
大姐 你觉得他们抓住你之后 Dude, what do you think they're gonna do to you
会怎么对你 when they catch your ass?
他们会杀了你的 They're gonna kill you.
他们总说你是聪明的那个 They always said you were the smart one,
但是现在我可不确定了 but, man, I don't know.
要这主意是我出的 If this was my idea,
那你会叫我满脑子浆糊的蠢蛋 you'd call me a goose-brained dunder fuck.
真服了 能消停点不 - Oh, my God, will you shut the hell up?!
就跟这招能管用似的 - Ha! Like that works.
我还以为你很了解你弟弟呢 I thought you knew your brother better than that.
你不是我弟 你就是我想象出来的 - You're not my brother. You're just my imagination.
你这想象力真是够差劲的 - You got a fucked up imagination.
连弹孔和伤都想出来了 You gave me the bullet hole and everything.
你记忆里我是这样的 Is this how you really remember me?
牛皮对不对 Ah, dope, right?
但把我想高两英尺 满身腱子肉吧 But imagine me, like, two feet taller and ripped.
但别太大只 能显出肌肉线条的那种就行 But not, like, too swole, just enough to show definition.
-滚开啦 -你可想念这些了 - Fuck off! - You fucking miss this.
是啊 - I do.
我也是 - Same.
死过去这事相当扫兴 I mean, being dead is a total buzzkill.
但起码你还有送奶工陪你 At least you have the Milkman.
约翰超级让人闹心 - Oh, John was a giant pain in my crack.
大姐 我可是在你脑子里哎 - Dude, I'm literally inside your brain,
我可清楚你真实想法不是这样的 and I know that's not what you really think.
我知道你见过他脱衣服 I mean, I know you've seen him with his shirt off.
后背挺漂亮对不对 Nice back, huh?
怎么了啊 What?
你不用永远充满暴怒 God forbid you feel anything other
你也可以有其他的感觉 than explosive rage for a second.
你死了才五天 - You died five days ago.
很难忽视这种愤怒 The rage is hard to ignore.
不是吧 No fucking way.
就是个傻逼雕塑 算啦 - It's a dumb statue. Forget it.
算了 他们觉得他他妈是英雄 - Forget it? They think he's a fucking hero.
谁在乎他们怎么认为啊 - Who gives a fuck what they think?
警官 Officer.
你的车被派出去巡逻了 Your vehicle's assigned to patrol duty.
跟这儿晃悠什么呢 Why are you idling?
你得说点什么 You've got to say something.
沉默会害死你的 小兔子 Silence will get you killed here, little bunny.
我就是在欣赏我们老大 长官 - Oh, I was just admiring our boss, ma'am.
噢 - Yeah.
我没 见过你 警官 I don't, uh, recognize your face, officer.
你新来的吗 Are you new?
最近才调过来的 - Transferred recently.
她盯上你了 赶紧走 - She's on to you. You've got to leave now.
草 Fuck!
他妈的 - Holy fuck.
你别想活着出去 - You're not getting out of here alive,
你他妈的叛徒 you fucking traitor!
要帮忙（只手）吗 Need a hand?
我在附近找到了这个 Oh, I found this one lying around,
你想要自己的手得自己找去 so you'll have to get your own.
谢谢 - Thank you.
没什么啦 我真的很喜欢我的工作 - Ah, don't mention it. I really enjoy my work.
嘿 拿着这个 Hey, hold this.
好 - Okay.
我会回来取的 - And I'm gonna be back for that.
你叫什么 So, uh, what's your name?
斯图 - Stu.
斯图 我喜欢这名字的发音方式 - Stu. I like the mouthfeel of that.
斯图 Stu.
我是蛀牙 I'm Sweet Tooth.
来握一个 Put her there!
很高兴认识你 牙先生 - Nice to meet you, Mister, uh, Tooth.
手劲儿挺大啊 斯图 - Firm grip you got there, Stu.
你这么大手劲儿肯定玩很开心吧 Bet you have a lot of fun with that.
斯图 我觉得你跟我是同道中人 You know, Stu, I got a feeling you and I are kindred spirits.
你觉得我们很像吗 - You think we're a lot alike?
-当然是 -哪方面像 - You bet I do. - In, uh, in what way?
你是大块头 我也是大块头 - I mean, you're a big guy, I'm a big guy.
你名字首字母是S 我名字首字母也是S Your name starts with "S", my name starts with "S".
S兄弟 谁能想到呢 The S Brothers, who would have thunk it?
你是在看什么吗 斯图图 Uh, something catch your peepers, Stuber?
是 Yeah.
我看到了麦克 埃克斯嚼嚼糖 I found Mike... and Ikes.
来点不 You want some?
恶心 - Ooh, yucky.
我喜欢吃彩虹糖 I'm a Skittles guy.
动作快点 伊芙琳 - Let's haul ass, Evelyn.
要赶时间 Make up some time.
一个饵钧上五只扁头鱼 - Five flatheads on one lure?
斯普纳湖一般都这样 Just a basic spooner.
我人生中最美好的一天 - Best day of my life.
那天真的很爱咬钩 They were really bitin' that day.
我人生中最美好的一天就是 Best day of my life is gonna be
我收集全所有州的25分硬币的那天 when I complete my collection of state quarters.
我还没找到爱达荷州的时候 世界就乱套了 The world went to shit before I could find Idaho.
但我跟你说 我会找到的 But you know what? I'll get there.
国家会完整的 The Union will be complete.
完成 - Finished.
脏点子还在啊 克里夫 - I think the spot's still there, Cliff.
是在 Oh, there it is.
斯通探员 请回复 斯通探员 Agent Stone, come in, Agent Stone.
-出现146A情况 -去去就回 We have a 146A. - Be right back.
有个手指缺失的女人 长官 A woman with a missing finger, sir.
送奶工呢 - What about the milkman?
她一个人 She's alone.
我们派两辆巡逻车跟上她了 We have two patrol cars on her tail.
别担心 她化成灰我们也会带回来 - Don't worry, we'll bring you her teeth.
卡尔 不用 不要行动 - Oh, Carl. No, do not engage.
是时候我亲自给她树立个榜样了 It's time I made an example of her myself.
你被发现了 你他妈得赶紧跑 - You're caught! You gotta fucking bail.
不行 斯通不死我不走 - No, I can't leave until Stone is dead.
如果你不赶紧离开这里 - The only one dead is you
唯一死的那个人会是你 if you don't leave this fucking place.
我的死给了你第二次机会 When I died, I gave you a second chance.
而你却给扔了 And you're throwing it away.
你说得对 - You're right.
去他妈的 Fuck this shit!
就是这样 That's right!
这才对嘛 That's the fuck what I'm talking about!
走啦 Come on!
警卫22 Guard 22.
请回答 Come in, please.
你那个爱叨叨的男朋友去哪儿啦 What happened to your loquacious boyfriend?
他是死了吗 Did he bite the dust?
现在所有人已经就位 随时可以杀你 I have people in position to kill you right now,
但我想还是给你个机会吧 but I think I'm gonna give you a choice.
不过 你还记得上次的情况吧 Although, you remember how that went last time?
你可以跑 这样的话 You can run, in which case
我们会像狗一样猎捕你 we'll hunt you down like a dog.
或者 你可以跟我坐下一起 Or, you and I can get together
聊聊天 and have a little chat.
调头吧 Turn around
我们终于可以一对一的解决这个问题了 and we can finally settle this one on one.
老姐 Sis,
你不用这样的 you don't have to do this.
闭嘴 - Shut up.
很好 Haha, good.
我的人会给你带路的 My men will show you the way.
你还记得啊 - Aww, you remembered.
谢啦 斯图图 Thanks, Stuby.
你现在自由了 打算去哪儿啊 So, where are you off to now that you're a free man?
讲真 还不清楚 - Honestly, uh, not sure.
离开西雅图之后 我朋友跟我 After Seattle, my friend and I
想找个属于我们自己的地方 were looking for a place of our own.
一个香格里拉 能理解吧 A Shangri-La, you know?
当然 - Absolutely.
但是吧 后来我来这里之后 - But, uh, then when I got here,
他就把我卖了 he, uh, threw me under the bus.
这事儿我以前也干过哎 - Oh, I've done that before. Crunch!
从没对朋友这么做过 我可不是怪物 Never to a friend. I'm not a monster.
听着 你今天做的事 - Listen, uh, what you did today,
用那种方式救我 saving me like that,
是 这段时间以来第一次 it's, uh, it's the first time in a while
有人支持我 所以 谢谢 anyone's had my back. So, uh, thanks.
你是个废物 我是个废物 - Well, hell, I mean, you're a reject, I'm a reject,
我们就是要守望相助 we got to look out for each other.
你要进入到一个有两类人的 I mean, you are about to head out into a dangerous world
危险的世界里 where there are two types of people,
一种是杀戮者 一种是被杀者 those who kill and those who get killed.
我知道你不凶狠 I know you're no wolf,
但总有一天 but there is gonna come a time
你需要反抗 when you're gonna need to bite.
就连小狗都有尖牙呢 斯图 And even puppies have fangs, Stu.
这种事对我来说可能有点难 - That sort of thing is just hard for me, I guess.
我会想出办法的 I'm sure I'll figure it out.
也许你可以 - Oh, well, I mean, maybe you could,
怎么说呢 跟我走 I don't know, but, tag along with me,
我可以帮你找到你的尖牙 and I could help you find your fangs.
好呀 - Yeah.
管它呢 You know what? What the hell?
-你认真的 -对 - You mean it? - Yeah.
太棒了 上车 - Fuck yes! Get in there.
S兄弟 要血染小镇喽 Aww, the S Brothers, gonna paint the town red.
你坐这边 Whoa, you sit bitch,
副驾是哈罗德的 Harold's got shotgun.
抱歉 - Sorry.
我们接下来去哪儿 So, where are we off to next?
我还没想好 - Well, I'm not really sure.
刚才完爆那群执法恶棍 I mean, it felt so freeing,
我感觉好自由啊 ripping into those law assholes.
还有那种掌声 And the applause.
在拉斯维加斯从没有人为我欢呼过 Nobody ever cheered for me like that in Vegas.
如果你想追求那种感觉 - You know, if you want to chase that feeling,
贯穿整条中西部 there are outposts like this
线路上从北往南 all up and down these routes
都有这样的前哨所 and all through the Midwest.
每一个里面都有像我这样的俘虏 Each one of them is filled with captives just like me,
等着被人放出来 waiting to get set free.
你去救他们 然后 You save 'em and boom,
你就有一辈子的粉丝了 you have fans for life.
一辈子的粉丝 - Hmm. Fans for life.
我喜欢 Oh, I like that.
我没 我没这么多空间让你们所有人坐 I don't, um, I don't really have room for all you guys,
也许你们应该拼车 so maybe you should carpool.
后退 她是我的 Fall back; she's mine.
欢迎来到惊险刺激公园 Welcome to Thrills and Spills Park.
从小到大 我每周末都会过来 I came here every weekend growing up.
在摩天轮上把第一次交出去了 Got my first pickle tickle on the Ferris wheel.
但你知道我最喜欢的是什么吗 But you know what my favorite was?
中途岛 因为我超喜欢游戏 The Midway, because I love games.
你呢 Don't you?
找到你了 - Gotcha.
躲猫猫 - Peekaboo.
说再见吧 Say goodbye.
草 - Fuck!
想去哪儿啊 Where do you think you're going?
靠 - Shit!
想我了吗 小哑巴 - Miss me, mute?
草 - Fuck.
一会儿见 - See you soon, dude.
搞毛线 - What the fuck?
你看起来很生气 - You look pissed.
没错我就是很生气 这玩意我只有一个 - Damn right, I'm pissed. I only had one of those.
我都跟你说了别来 - I told you not to come.
我什么时候听过你的 - And when have I ever listened to you?
来 该走了 Come on, we gotta go.
安静 安静 Quiet? Quiet!
安静 撑住 Quiet, come on!
不要 No.
撑住啊 安静 Come on, Quiet.
安静 Quiet.
撑住 坚持住 Come on. Come on.
坚持住 安静 Come on. Quiet!