×ÖÄ» Y'all stop it and get to work.
×ÖÄ» I ain't trying to be out here all day.
×ÖÄ» Oh shit.
×ÖÄ» Ma, how come your panties ain't burnt up?
×ÖÄ» Momma got them flame-retarded drawers.
×ÖÄ» All right now! Y'all know my nerves is bad.
×ÖÄ» I'm not in the mood for that. Now y'all come on now.
×ÖÄ» Okay, like... Hey!
×ÖÄ» - Jeez. - You've been living here how long?
×ÖÄ» I've been here for about two weeks.
×ÖÄ» Can you shed some light on what might have happened?
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry to say, but my gut is telling me it's arson, Dr. Brown.
×ÖÄ» - Arson? - You know anybody
×ÖÄ» that might want to burn down your house?
×ÖÄ» No, not at all. We just moved here.
×ÖÄ» That's your job. You tell me.
×ÖÄ» It could be anybody.
×ÖÄ» Hobo, drunkards, gutter punks, secret enemy.
×ÖÄ» Maybe even a family member who begrudges you.
×ÖÄ» Are those your kids?
×ÖÄ» # Up in flames, up in flames #
×ÖÄ» # All burnt up, all burnt up #
×ÖÄ» # Hotel, motel, Hampton Inn #
×ÖÄ» # Trying to make it back to my Philly friends #
×ÖÄ» Ohh!
×ÖÄ» Would y'all quit all that racket in there?
×ÖÄ» Don't you have homework to do?
×ÖÄ» Man, see, this is why I say we should've never left Philly.
×ÖÄ» This place is bumfuck.
×ÖÄ» Now, that's enough of this talk, okay?
×ÖÄ» This is our home now. Deal with it.
×ÖÄ» - People here are corny as fuck. - Well, you corny.
×ÖÄ» Look at you.
×ÖÄ» I'm Candyman!
×ÖÄ» Uh-uh! Hey! Stop it with them matches!
×ÖÄ» Mario, what the hell is wrong with you?
×ÖÄ» - Damn it! Break it up! - You're a bitch!
×ÖÄ» Break it up, I said!
×ÖÄ» Enough!
×ÖÄ» - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.Com --
×ÖÄ» Hurry!
×ÖÄ» Go! Move it!
×ÖÄ» - What are y'all gawking at? - Get to class. Get in there.
×ÖÄ» - It's not funny. Get inside. - What is...
×ÖÄ» So this is some kind of tradition?
×ÖÄ» It happens every year to kick of Spirit Week.
×ÖÄ» Pranks between North Jackson and Percival are legendary.
×ÖÄ» A whole week of this?
×ÖÄ» Leading up to homecoming.
×ÖÄ» Then they kick our ass in the game every year.
×ÖÄ» Y'all keep moving. Keep moving. Stop looking.
×ÖÄ» Well, not every year.
×ÖÄ» We beat 'em once, nine years ago.
×ÖÄ» All this means is we just gotta come back at them even harder.
×ÖÄ» Oh, I'm afraid not. We are not participating in this behavior.
×ÖÄ» Well, it's tradition, so
×ÖÄ» - you better... - I'm sorry
×ÖÄ» if I do not share your enthusiasm
×ÖÄ» with damaging property, Mr. Gamby.
×ÖÄ» My house burned down.
×ÖÄ» This, right here, is exactly why sports get on my nerves.
×ÖÄ» Us and them, winners, losers,
×ÖÄ» it divides us in a very unhealthy way.
×ÖÄ» - Yes, it does. - Sports unhealthy?
×ÖÄ» Well, you might want to take that up with the cereal Wheaties
×ÖÄ» 'cause I think they would disagree.
×ÖÄ» Sounds stupid saying sports are unhealthy.
×ÖÄ» Folks don't want to be seeing doo-doo on the lawn.
×ÖÄ» Clean it up.
×ÖÄ» - Are you talk... - Clean it up!
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» Janice Swift. New fish.
×ÖÄ» The woman you are replacing worked here for 30 years.
×ÖÄ» Many people loved her, including myself.
×ÖÄ» You have very big shoes to fill. Are you ready?
×ÖÄ» Sure. I think so.
×ÖÄ» Don't be braggadocios. It's not attractive.
×ÖÄ» Grab that ISS folder and follow me.
×ÖÄ» We're on the move!
×ÖÄ» Each of you will be required to wear a safety vest
×ÖÄ» while you dispose of the manure.
×ÖÄ» Ms. Swift, I expect you to be able to identify
×ÖÄ» these problem students visually.
×ÖÄ» Watch. Jared Ribner, caught cheating on a math test.
×ÖÄ» Four days ISS.
×ÖÄ» Timothy Blanchard, called his teacher a dickhead.
×ÖÄ» Seven days ISS.
×ÖÄ» And finally, our main attraction, Mr. Barry Weiss.
×ÖÄ» I confiscated a vial of liquid LSD from his locker.
×ÖÄ» Where'd you get the acid, Barry?
×ÖÄ» Where's the trips?
×ÖÄ» Not mine, and you can't prove it was.
×ÖÄ» Have fun cleaning up Percival's horse shit, you asshole.
×ÖÄ» Flag him and let's move.
×ÖÄ» Every morning, I come down here for breakfast.
×ÖÄ» I love to get a little something to eat.
×ÖÄ» They know what I like.
×ÖÄ» What do I like to eat for breakfast, you guys?
×ÖÄ» Come on, this ain't a trick question. You guys know what I like.
×ÖÄ» Dayshawn, what do I like to eat for breakfast?
×ÖÄ» Chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream, extra syrup.
×ÖÄ» What? No, I don't like that.
×ÖÄ» - Quinoa. - Quinoa?
×ÖÄ» I know you're all about that game this weekend though.
×ÖÄ» - I most certainly am. - That's what I'm talkin' about.
×ÖÄ» And I'll tell you what, I
×ÖÄ» think we got a good chance of winning this year.
×ÖÄ» We are gonna get our ass... You are dead serious.
×ÖÄ» - For real? - Yes, for real.
×ÖÄ» I mean, maybe. I hope so.
×ÖÄ» They do make us look like we suck like shit though.
×ÖÄ» - I'm telling you. - Dayshawn, do not talk
×ÖÄ» about sucking shit in front of Ms. Swift.
×ÖÄ» - That is not appropriate. - I'm sorry, Ms. Swift.
×ÖÄ» My name is Dayshawn.
×ÖÄ» I like your glasses.
×ÖÄ» Do you have boyfriend?
×ÖÄ» Do you?
×ÖÄ» Hmph. Didn't think so.
×ÖÄ» Let's move.
×ÖÄ» You want this corn dog?
×ÖÄ» No, it's okay.
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna give you my corn dog.
×ÖÄ» Whoo! Hot milk!
×ÖÄ» Looks like somebody caught a mean case of school spirit.
×ÖÄ» Hey, Mr. Gamby.
×ÖÄ» - What was that? - Nothin'.
×ÖÄ» Just a, uh, off-the-cuff remark about your school pride.
×ÖÄ» I'm not gonna repeat it word-for-word.
×ÖÄ» It just wouldn't be as fresh.
×ÖÄ» Okay. That's fine.
×ÖÄ» I mean, the gist of it was that, uh...
×ÖÄ» it looks like you're really looking forward to homecoming.
×ÖÄ» Oh. Honestly, not at all.
×ÖÄ» I got assigned to be faculty advisor
×ÖÄ» for the homecoming committee, but, um, I don't know.
×ÖÄ» This whole thing just makes me feel very uncomfortable.
×ÖÄ» Now I know you're fuckin' with me.
×ÖÄ» Look at these signs.
×ÖÄ» Looks like you've been working on these all night.
×ÖÄ» I just found that in the shed.
×ÖÄ» Well, you breathed new life into it.
×ÖÄ» Keep up the enthusiasm, Ms. Snodgrass.
×ÖÄ» We're sure gonna need it.
×ÖÄ» I wish I had a million, ten thousands of you.
×ÖÄ» - Thanks. - Thank you.
×ÖÄ» Get back to work.
×ÖÄ» Good work, Taylor! I love these signs!
×ÖÄ» - Snodgrass! - Yeah?
×ÖÄ» On your knees!
×ÖÄ» To paint the sign, not to do dick sucks.
×ÖÄ» Oh, fuck. Shit.
×ÖÄ» Shit, shit, shit.
×ÖÄ» Someone's been eating strawberries.
×ÖÄ» No, no, no.
×ÖÄ» Look, look, we... We should talk.
×ÖÄ» We should talk. Uh...
×ÖÄ» what happened in Charles Towne Landing,
×ÖÄ» it was a one-time thing.
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» I literally just got finished blowing you.
×ÖÄ» You haven't told anyone, have you?
×ÖÄ» Are you serious right now? Are you playing with me?
×ÖÄ» Bosses and employees cannot fuck each other.
×ÖÄ» That's not what you said at Charles Towne Landing.
×ÖÄ» Your recollection of events is all over the place, okay?
×ÖÄ» You wouldn't want to be fired for being a liar.
×ÖÄ» It's not a lie. You fucked the shit out of me.
×ÖÄ» Well, then for being a whore.
×ÖÄ» - Excuse me? - I'm just sayin'.
×ÖÄ» That's how it's gonna look to people.
×ÖÄ» Who's gonna gossip?
×ÖÄ» - Whoever finds out about... - I'll fucking kill 'em
×ÖÄ» - if they gossip. - No. See? See?
×ÖÄ» There you go.
×ÖÄ» Just please don't tell anyone, okay?
×ÖÄ» If anybody gossips about my baby,
×ÖÄ» - I'll fucking kill 'em. - No. Uh-uh.
×ÖÄ» Uh-uh. No, look, look. Look, look.
×ÖÄ» We'll... we'll talk later.
×ÖÄ» - I love you. - What?
×ÖÄ» No, no, no. No. No. Not really. I just...
×ÖÄ» I'm not one of those guys who's afraid to say that.
×ÖÄ» Just wait here five minutes and leave after I leave, okay?
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» I love you too.
×ÖÄ» All right, boys! Defense above the line!
×ÖÄ» God damn. Come on, Coach!
×ÖÄ» Get these boys movin'!
×ÖÄ» We're gonna get our ass kicked for homecoming! Again!
×ÖÄ» Pay attention to the game!
×ÖÄ» They suck.
×ÖÄ» Did you see Brown this mornin'?
×ÖÄ» Jesus! Put a fork in her. She's done.
×ÖÄ» I installed spyware on Cuntress' laptop.
×ÖÄ» She's been hittin' those Linkedln job searches
×ÖÄ» like she eats cheesecake.
×ÖÄ» I'll tell you what, Gamby, we've got this bitch
×ÖÄ» exactly where we want her.
×ÖÄ» One push and she falls into the Grand Canyon.
×ÖÄ» If she can fit.
×ÖÄ» - If she can fit! If she can fit! - 'Cause she's so big
×ÖÄ» that there's no way she
×ÖÄ» - could probably fit. - I got it.
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Wait, is that a permanent marker?
×ÖÄ» No, no,
×ÖÄ» Russell, you're defacing the athletic school property.
×ÖÄ» I don't give a fuck about athletics. Don't you see, Gamby?
×ÖÄ» This is the perfect smokescreen.
×ÖÄ» We can do anything we want to Brown and blame it on Percival.
×ÖÄ» No. I do not like that.
×ÖÄ» Oh.
×ÖÄ» Now that,
×ÖÄ» I can get behind.
×ÖÄ» That's the spirit, Gamby.
×ÖÄ» Get your asses off the bed in those wet bathing suits.
×ÖÄ» They dry now.
×ÖÄ» Oh, I'm about to dry you.
×ÖÄ» I just spoke with your headmaster.
×ÖÄ» He said y'all been cutting class.
×ÖÄ» Dude suck. He's a old gay dude.
×ÖÄ» - Yeah, he tried to touch my nipple. - Enough of this!
×ÖÄ» Now, how did you boys get to be so disrespectful?
×ÖÄ» We've been going through a lot. Our house burned down, Momma.
×ÖÄ» Oh, I know it did.
×ÖÄ» And they think somebody did that on purpose,
×ÖÄ» and I'm startin' to wonder
×ÖÄ» who would want to burn down our house?
×ÖÄ» What you sayin', Momma?
×ÖÄ» Now, I need y'all to tell me the truth.
×ÖÄ» Did you all burn down that house
×ÖÄ» so we'd have to move back to Philly?
×ÖÄ» - The fuck? - Why would be
×ÖÄ» burn our own shit, Momma?
×ÖÄ» Oh please! I know how you all used to like to mess with fire.
×ÖÄ» Remember that Volkswagen?
×ÖÄ» That wasn't fire.
×ÖÄ» - Those were bottle bombs. - Bottle bombs.
×ÖÄ» I don't care what it was!
×ÖÄ» Now answer me this.
×ÖÄ» Did you all skip class on the day the house burned down?
×ÖÄ» Wait, what day was that?
×ÖÄ» Tuesday.
×ÖÄ» Oh. Yeah, we might've skipped.
×ÖÄ» Oh, you think this funny, huh, little boy?
×ÖÄ» We didn't burn nothin'! Damn, Momma!
×ÖÄ» Stop bein' a asshole.
×ÖÄ» Don't you dare call me no asshole.
×ÖÄ» You both are grounded!
×ÖÄ» - To the hotel? - You goddamn right, to the hotel.
×ÖÄ» You gonna sit here and think about
×ÖÄ» your mother being an asshole.
×ÖÄ» - Now get into bed. Now! - But it's only 5:30!
×ÖÄ» I don't care what time it is!
×ÖÄ» Get your ass into bed!
×ÖÄ» Now!
×ÖÄ» Smack your lips again. Hear?
×ÖÄ» Looks like your intel was fucked up.
×ÖÄ» They were supposed to be here 15 minutes ago.
×ÖÄ» They'll be here.
×ÖÄ» Hey, I know that we're doing this to make Belinda look bad,
×ÖÄ» but wouldn't it be awesome if we did some shit to Percival too?
×ÖÄ» You know, something that just got in their heads,
×ÖÄ» messed with them, made them blow this game?
×ÖÄ» Who gives a fuck about this game?
×ÖÄ» No, no, I know, I know.
×ÖÄ» I'm just saying wouldn't it be awesome
×ÖÄ» if we took, like, a shit in that big fountain of theirs?
×ÖÄ» You think that's funny? Taking a shit in a fountain?
×ÖÄ» Well, it could be effective. You know, if you came there
×ÖÄ» and you saw that someone had dookied on your stuff,
×ÖÄ» it might fuck with your head.
×ÖÄ» Fucking gross me out is what that would do.
×ÖÄ» - Excuse me for brainstorming. - Be quiet. Look.
×ÖÄ» Suit up.
×ÖÄ» Okay, let's do it!
×ÖÄ» Let's go!
×ÖÄ» Go, go!
×ÖÄ» Who the fuck is Belinda?
×ÖÄ» Don't worry about it.
×ÖÄ» Keep doing more! More!
×ÖÄ» Fuck you, Belinda Brown!
×ÖÄ» Jesus Christ, Russell! Those are our fucking trophies!
×ÖÄ» I don't give a fuck!
×ÖÄ» Finish it!
×ÖÄ» Whoever did this is vile.
×ÖÄ» Y'all keep going. Don't gawk!
×ÖÄ» Yeah, I gotta agree.
×ÖÄ» You know, this is the worst I've ever seen it.
×ÖÄ» Never seen it this bad.
×ÖÄ» But why would they single me out?
×ÖÄ» Well, maybe it's 'cause you're a figurehead.
×ÖÄ» Or maybe they see a weakness. I don't know.
×ÖÄ» I'll bet that's what it is.
×ÖÄ» I bet that they see a weakness.
×ÖÄ» They think you're a weak person.
×ÖÄ» Is that supposed to be my vagina? Hmm...
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna say that's a negative.
×ÖÄ» It appears that they're saying that you are...
×ÖÄ» a, uh, a cunt.
×ÖÄ» So, I think that's just a drawing of a cunt,
×ÖÄ» not necessarily your cunt.
×ÖÄ» I don't think it's yours. It's purple.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, so I think you're good on that not being your cunt.
×ÖÄ» Mr. Gamby, get your keys.
×ÖÄ» Why? Where are we going?
×ÖÄ» We're going to Percival.
×ÖÄ» Gamby. I thought I smelled feet.
×ÖÄ» What are you doing here?
×ÖÄ» - Vice Principal Hernandez. - Vice Principal Sweed.
×ÖÄ» - We're here to see Cavanaugh. - She's busy.
×ÖÄ» Oh, I think she'll see me.
×ÖÄ» And me.
×ÖÄ» And me too.
×ÖÄ» Ooh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
×ÖÄ» - I'm sorry. - It's fine. Come in.
×ÖÄ» Ms. Cavanaugh, I am Dr. Belinda Brown from...
×ÖÄ» I know who you are.
×ÖÄ» So glad another woman has taken
×ÖÄ» an executive position in this district.
×ÖÄ» So, what gives me the pleasure, Dr. Brown?
×ÖÄ» Well, truthfully, I am here to speak
×ÖÄ» - with you about Spirit Week. - Mm.
×ÖÄ» Ah, I see.
×ÖÄ» I have a scheduled engagement in the gymnasium.
×ÖÄ» Do you mind if we do this on the move?
×ÖÄ» There has to be adults in this situation.
×ÖÄ» Can't we lead by example?
×ÖÄ» I'm just worried about the message we're sending
×ÖÄ» if we let our students get away with vile pranks like these.
×ÖÄ» It has gotten rather extreme.
×ÖÄ» We were hit just this morning.
×ÖÄ» Someone defecated in our fountain.
×ÖÄ» Oh! Damn, sorry to hear that.
×ÖÄ» Must be hittin' everybody here pretty hard.
×ÖÄ» - It's a good prank. - It's uninspired and base.
×ÖÄ» It's sad to think what sort of child's mind
×ÖÄ» - would come up with such a thing. - Mm.
×ÖÄ» Probably a pretty smart one, I'd imagine.
×ÖÄ» So Principal Cavanaugh, shall we end this rivalry?
×ÖÄ» Whoo!
×ÖÄ» I can't imagine
×ÖÄ» how emotionally unstable you must feel right now.
×ÖÄ» Newly divorced, moving to a new town,
×ÖÄ» and your house burns to the ground?
×ÖÄ» And your only support is these two?
×ÖÄ» Everyone in the district knows they wanted your job.
×ÖÄ» I'm sure they're very supportive.
×ÖÄ» Ugh, I feel for you, Belinda,
×ÖÄ» but I have a school of my own to run
×ÖÄ» and we have a game to win this Friday.
×ÖÄ» A game we always win.
×ÖÄ» See you there.
×ÖÄ» Who are we?
×ÖÄ» Rams! Rams!
×ÖÄ» Rams! Rams! Rams!
×ÖÄ» Rams! Rams!
×ÖÄ» Taylor Watt,
×ÖÄ» what percentage done are these decorations?
×ÖÄ» Oh, I think we're almost finished.
×ÖÄ» You see, this is why I have to supervise these goddamn things.
×ÖÄ» - What's up, Neil? - Well, Taylor Watt seems to think
×ÖÄ» that you guys are pretty
×ÖÄ» much almost done decorating for the pep rally.
×ÖÄ» Yes, finally.
×ÖÄ» What do you think?
×ÖÄ» No. Don't do trumpets.
×ÖÄ» Look, this right here, this is not enough.
×ÖÄ» I've been to Percival.
×ÖÄ» I've seen what the Rams are doing,
×ÖÄ» and they're fucking crushing us!
×ÖÄ» I mean, this banner,
×ÖÄ» what... what is it even saying?
×ÖÄ» It doesn't even say "Go!" It says "North Jackson High."
×ÖÄ» What... what do you think, we forgot what high school we go to?
×ÖÄ» There... there's no, nothing about winning,
×ÖÄ» nothing about go and kill those motherfuckers, there's nothing!
×ÖÄ» Okay, calm down.
×ÖÄ» The girls have been working very hard on this,
×ÖÄ» and it's not like the
×ÖÄ» decorations are gonna win us the game anyway.
×ÖÄ» Please do not underestimate the decorations, okay?
×ÖÄ» We could use all the help we can get.
×ÖÄ» I mean, Taylor, you are a beautiful young lady,
×ÖÄ» but what you're working on here, it's horse shit.
×ÖÄ» You might as well just come out in the middle of the pep rally,
×ÖÄ» bend over, and fart. Okay? Because it's nothing.
×ÖÄ» What you've done is a fart in the wind.
×ÖÄ» Bleh.
×ÖÄ» Come on, you grease monkey! Let's go!
×ÖÄ» Hey, Dad. Ray is just teaching me how to do an oil change.
×ÖÄ» Ooh.
×ÖÄ» Well, clean up your hands. Come on, I'm starvin'.
×ÖÄ» Gambo!
×ÖÄ» - Car is lookin' good. - Thank you, Ray.
×ÖÄ» So you pumped for the big game tomorrow night?
×ÖÄ» Yes. Probably more than you are 'cause I work at the school,
×ÖÄ» unlike you, who is involved for no reason.
×ÖÄ» Well, not no reason.
×ÖÄ» You know Percival is my alma mater, right?
×ÖÄ» Purple and silver all the way.
×ÖÄ» Percival Rams forever!
×ÖÄ» - Whoo! - Jesus, Ray.
×ÖÄ» I don't know if you know this or not,
×ÖÄ» but the reputation around town is
×ÖÄ» that people that go to Percival suck.
×ÖÄ» - Percival is gonna win. - No, they will not.
×ÖÄ» - Percival is gonna win. - Warriors will win.
×ÖÄ» Don't talk about stuff you don't know about.
×ÖÄ» I think I know about the high school football teams, Ray,
×ÖÄ» and it's gonna be the Warriors.
×ÖÄ» Well, I'll see you tomorrow night, okay?
×ÖÄ» Yes, you will.
×ÖÄ» And you won't be happy when we beat your ass!
×ÖÄ» Percival!
×ÖÄ» There you boys are.
×ÖÄ» I thought I told you all you were grounded.
×ÖÄ» You said grounded to the hotel.
×ÖÄ» - This is the hotel, right? - You know I meant the room.
×ÖÄ» So, you need to get up there right now.
×ÖÄ» - Man, that room stink. - You know what?
×ÖÄ» You'll think about that the
×ÖÄ» next time you call your mother an asshole.
×ÖÄ» Momma, have you been crying?
×ÖÄ» What do you care if an asshole's been crying?
×ÖÄ» Look, Momma, we did not burn down the house.
×ÖÄ» Okay? I promise you.
×ÖÄ» I know you all didn't burn down that house.
×ÖÄ» I believe you.
×ÖÄ» And I know moving here hasn't been easy.
×ÖÄ» You guys didn't have a say in the matter.
×ÖÄ» And I just needed to be some place your dad wasn't.
×ÖÄ» I needed a... I needed a fresh start.
×ÖÄ» I should've asked you guys how you felt.
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry.
×ÖÄ» I was wrong.
×ÖÄ» It's okay.
×ÖÄ» Let's just move back.
×ÖÄ» Yeah. It won't be like a failure or nothing.
×ÖÄ» It'll just be like we saying,
×ÖÄ» "Nah," And heading on.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, Momma. Can we please go home?
×ÖÄ» People say we're not very good this year
×ÖÄ» because we only beat Derby High.
×ÖÄ» But Derby High was actually pretty good.
×ÖÄ» And we're good too.
×ÖÄ» And we're gonna be good in the game against Percival.
×ÖÄ» Maybe we'll even beat those guys.
×ÖÄ» Whoo.
×ÖÄ» Jesus Christ.
×ÖÄ» None of these students have any goddamn school spirit.
×ÖÄ» Look at Brown.
×ÖÄ» She's all fucked out.
×ÖÄ» # Doo, doo, doo #
×ÖÄ» Game over.
×ÖÄ» So thanks for coming out and showing your school spirit!
×ÖÄ» Go Warriors!
×ÖÄ» Yeah!
×ÖÄ» Oh, this ought to be interesting.
×ÖÄ» - Mostly everyone at... - May I have the floor for a second?
×ÖÄ» Thank you.
×ÖÄ» All right.
×ÖÄ» In the last week, um...
×ÖÄ» I lost my house...
×ÖÄ» had my car vandalized,
×ÖÄ» had disparaging words graffitied about me.
×ÖÄ» And I'm not proud to admit
×ÖÄ» that the whole circumstance got me...
×ÖÄ» well, acting like an asshole.
×ÖÄ» - Is she drunk? - It's true.
×ÖÄ» Who cares?
×ÖÄ» I lost my cool several times
×ÖÄ» and I misjudged those I've come to count on the most.
×ÖÄ» See, sometimes, it's easy to assume the worst
×ÖÄ» in people when you think you know their history.
×ÖÄ» But I am standing here today as living proof
×ÖÄ» that we get to rewrite our history
×ÖÄ» every single goddamn day!
×ÖÄ» I know you all believe
×ÖÄ» that this school has lost to Percival at homecoming
×ÖÄ» every year for the last seven years.
×ÖÄ» Nine years!
×ÖÄ» - Nine? - Nine.
×ÖÄ» Damn. Okay, okay.
×ÖÄ» Still, I know you think that we're gonna lose tonight.
×ÖÄ» Hm? That we're just no damn good!
×ÖÄ» Bull!
×ÖÄ» I refuse to write that history.
×ÖÄ» The history that I write tonight says
×ÖÄ» that we're going to rise up
×ÖÄ» and kick some ass!
×ÖÄ» Come on!
×ÖÄ» Whoo! Let's go blue! Yeah!
×ÖÄ» Hell yeah! Go Warriors!
×ÖÄ» Damn right, Ron Eggart. I see you!
×ÖÄ» And I see you too, Jason Pepper.
×ÖÄ» Oh, and I see you, Beth Chapman!
×ÖÄ» Fuck me. She learned their goddamn names.
×ÖÄ» I see all of y'all!
×ÖÄ» Together,
×ÖÄ» we will rewrite this school's history.
×ÖÄ» And that history starts today.
×ÖÄ» Right goddamn now!
×ÖÄ» Whoo!
×ÖÄ» Come on, we can do it!
×ÖÄ» Let's win this for fucking Dr. Brown!
×ÖÄ» Jesus Christ, I did not see this coming.
×ÖÄ» That soaring, fucking rhetoric of hers!
×ÖÄ» I gotta admit, it was pretty good.
×ÖÄ» I could've done without the profanities of course...
×ÖÄ» Do you have any idea what will happen
×ÖÄ» if we win this game?
×ÖÄ» Everything that we have worked for will be for nothing.
×ÖÄ» Now, we need to make sure
×ÖÄ» that Jackson is crushed by Percival.
×ÖÄ» - Oh, come on, Russell. - We don't have a choice.
×ÖÄ» Look, this is it. Everything is on the line.
×ÖÄ» If Jackson wins, we lose.
×ÖÄ» And if we lose, we win.
×ÖÄ» And if we dose them with Barry Weiss' liquid acid LSD, we win.
×ÖÄ» Are you talking about dosing the team?
×ÖÄ» - Oh... - Are you out of your fucking mind?
×ÖÄ» We could go to jail for
×ÖÄ» - 20 years for that. - Jesus.
×ÖÄ» I'm just jokin', Gamby.
×ÖÄ» Everybody always says that about you.
×ÖÄ» "Gamby has no idea when I'm jokin'."
×ÖÄ» I'll think of somethin'.
×ÖÄ» You know, if it's a couple hits of acid or whatever...
×ÖÄ» I mean, not that, but you know.
×ÖÄ» No, I can tell that the plan for you is still to do the acid.
×ÖÄ» Look, Russell, we actually have a chance to beat Percival here.
×ÖÄ» Who fuckin' cares, Gamby? Really, who fuckin' cares?
×ÖÄ» Now, you need to just go home and just relax.
×ÖÄ» I'll handle it.
×ÖÄ» - No fuckin' acid. - Hey, Mr. Gamby.
×ÖÄ» Hello, Taylor.
×ÖÄ» Principal Cavanaugh. How are you?
×ÖÄ» I'm fantastic.
×ÖÄ» These are my sons Mario and Luke.
×ÖÄ» Uh-huh. I see the resemblance.
×ÖÄ» And this is Zachary, my in vitro child.
×ÖÄ» Hmm, wonderful.
×ÖÄ» I just want to thank you
×ÖÄ» - for everything. - Why thank me?
×ÖÄ» Well, I took your advice to heart.
×ÖÄ» When I left Percival, I had a clear vision
×ÖÄ» - of what it is I need to do. - Hm?
×ÖÄ» I need to fuckin' annihilate you and your candy-ass school,
×ÖÄ» and tonight, I'm gonna bury you
×ÖÄ» and those buttoned-up pancake titties of yours
×ÖÄ» out in the end zone.
×ÖÄ» Good luck tonight.
×ÖÄ» Enjoy the game.
×ÖÄ» Bitch.
×ÖÄ» Go Warriors!
×ÖÄ» Lee, where the hell are you? I'm at the stadium.
×ÖÄ» Call me. Immediately.
×ÖÄ» Warriors' ball...
×ÖÄ» Mr. Gamby, you missed it. We're stomping their asses!
×ÖÄ» Dayshawn, get the hell out of my way!
×ÖÄ» That's in. First down.
×ÖÄ» Lee.
×ÖÄ» Lee, stop right there.
×ÖÄ» - Don't do this. - Don't do what?
×ÖÄ» The thing that I've already just done? I just did it.
×ÖÄ» Lee, we'll take down Belinda Brown,
×ÖÄ» but not at the expense of North Jackson High.
×ÖÄ» Do you hear those people out there?
×ÖÄ» They're cheering for our school.
×ÖÄ» - We could win this game! - I told you, Gamby,
×ÖÄ» I don't give a fuck about athletics!
×ÖÄ» Fuck sports!
×ÖÄ» It's not about us. It's about the school.
×ÖÄ» Ah, ah.
×ÖÄ» - I command you to let go. - I command you to let go.
×ÖÄ» - Lee, let go. - Let go.
×ÖÄ» - Lee. You let go. - Let go.
×ÖÄ» - Gamby, I'm not letting go. - Let go.
×ÖÄ» - You let go. - You better let go.
×ÖÄ» - I... - You let go.
×ÖÄ» - Gamby, let fucking... - I command you to let go!
×ÖÄ» Don't do it! Don't drink it!
×ÖÄ» You fucking idiot!
×ÖÄ» This shit gets absorbed through the skin!
×ÖÄ» - Say what? - Yes!
×ÖÄ» What? It... absorbs through the skin?
×ÖÄ» It's all over me! It's all over me!
×ÖÄ» - What do we do? - Let's get the fuck out of here!
×ÖÄ» Just get out of here! Go!
×ÖÄ» Hey, man!
×ÖÄ» Boys sure are giving us a run for our money.
×ÖÄ» Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
×ÖÄ» Neil! We're only one touchdown behind!
×ÖÄ» We can do this!
×ÖÄ» I love you.
×ÖÄ» Thank you, spirit.
×ÖÄ» You boys get out of here.
×ÖÄ» Now!
×ÖÄ» Warriors have the ball on the 42-yard line.
×ÖÄ» 10 seconds left.
×ÖÄ» And this play could win the game for the Warriors.
×ÖÄ» We might be witnessing North Jackson history here, folks.
×ÖÄ» Blue 42!
×ÖÄ» Hike!
×ÖÄ» History has been made with the Warriors here tonight!
×ÖÄ» North Jackson wins.
×ÖÄ» We won, Russell.
×ÖÄ» We've made her a martyr.
×ÖÄ» How long do we have to stay down here for?
×ÖÄ» This is our home now.
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