[Music]
sh
I want to be home I want to be home I
want to be home I want to be
[Music]
home free at
last isn't it great to be far away from
civilization no cars no phones it's just
us and mother nature mother nature has a
cruel sense of humor I'm cold I'm tired
I'm starving I haven't eaten for well it
seems like more than 10
minutes only seven more miles to go and
we'll be at my cousin Bill's cabin
you'll be fine I'll be
extinct thanks for the pep talk OD but
I'm just an ordinary cat whose big
exercise is working the remote control
on the DVD
player we're almost there OD Bill's
cabin is only 3 miles away right at the
bottom of this
slope three
[Music]
miles can't we get there any
faster I just changed my mind about
wanting to get there
faster I want to go
home
this never happened to Santa Claus and
he's fatter than I am fantastic just
like the old days no electricity no
appliances nothing we'll have to rough
it what you mean no fridge no microwave
no TV we're going to have to live like
animals okay guys let's go outdoors and
have
[Music]
fun hey I'm not going anywhere and close
the door for crying out loud freezing
I guess Garfield isn't coming with
us H nice time for a welld
deserved nap and so it was that while
John and Odie were Outdoors having a
jolly good time Garfield remained in the
cabin to rest his weary who said that I
said that I'm your narrator I've just
been included in the story why don't ask
me ask the writers you can go back to
sleep okay but keep your voice Bo down
good night my deep
apologies where was I oh yes while
Garfield was resting his weary bones
John and OD had a jolly good
time to the Antique grumpy song you only
have to move around jump and dance if
you're feeling down feeling grumpy sleep
or sad sing this song If you feel bad
stand up and sing long
a grumpy song shake your belly Bust A
Move get your body into the group 1 2 3
4 go on hit the dance floor stand up and
sing long to the anti gry song why is it
so cold in here because you didn't keep
the fire going num skull hey I don't
have to take this abuse from a second
rate Nar Ator don't blame me I didn't
write this dialogue anyway this story is
about to have its first twist so brace
yourself orir a Twist
orir oh no patty patty the leprechaun oh
that's a nice twist I didn't see it
coming hi Garfield sorry to be barging
in on you I was on me way to Hawaii but
I guess I took one of those wrong turns
at aler Hawaii oh man I wish I was in
[Music]
Hawaii yeah I see what you
mean you want to come to Hawaii with me
laddy you bet you uh thanks but no
thanks Patty if I go JN is going to be
worried sick and it'll completely ruin
his holiday I can't do that to him okay
as you wish bye-bye
[Music]
ly
if you change your mind open this door
and call me name three
[Music]
times hey Garfield how do you like our
snowman I named him for us I'm hungry oh
don't worry Odie and I went ice fishing
and we won't starve we actually caught
something you cut Ken
spinach B
he
do you have any real food let's see if
we can get the local weather
report hi this is your narrator again
tonight Mars Jupiter and Venus will
align with Earth this will have a direct
effect on this story and make for
another quirky plot twist another twist
G I hope it's a good
one
look Mars Venus and Jupiter perfectly
aligned what a glorious sight I'm still
waiting for that plot twist I hope it
involves
[Music]
dinner no no go away Odie bad dog bad
bad better than bad
dog leave me
alone I don't want to go outside that's
where most of the cold
[Music]
is what what is it
huh Boris The Snowman is gone wow this
must be the second plot twist the
narrator was talking about that's
exactly right quite unexpected huh the
writers have really outdone themselves
you're only saying that so they give you
more lines now leave this story we'll
take it from there you're quite the diva
aren't you fine narrator out oo
[Music]
touchy okay Odie let's follow that
[Music]
trail
[Music]
hey Olaf how can you tell when a snowman
is sad I don't know Boris how when you
see him cry ice
[Music]
cubes am I seeing things or was that
Boris the Snowman telling a joke to
another snowman named Olaf are you guys
for real sure we for real last night
they went an alignment of three planets
and let me guess and then you were hit
by a ray of light and bingo you're alive
precisely how did you know oh it's the
laziest screenwriting trick in the book
a pumpkin or a toaster gets hit by an
energy beam and lo and behold it's alive
it's pathetic well like it or not I'm
thrilled to be alive and so am I there
is nothing more boring than being an
ordinary snowman you just stand there
all day doing nothing with no one to
talk to slowly melting away yes Ola the
life of an ordinary snowman is no picnic
and that's why we're telling jokes hey I
got one for you what does snowmen call
snowballs
children children that's a good
one hey speaking of snowballs here's
one hey hope a rabbit eats your
nose
got
[Music]
bull wow what a day this has been fun
yeah but I'm starved I could use an
iceberger
hey see you guys tomorrow good night
sleep warm good night sleep
cold
good well winter is over folks and
temperatures are rising quickly time to
pack your skis and go home and that's
exactly what we're going to do Garfield
OD we're leaving
okay but first we need to say goodbye to
Boris and Olaf
guys we're leaving it's been a pleasure
knowing you you're both so cool not
anymore we're melting by the end of the
day we'll just be two puddles of water
boy this is so sad we can't have a sad
ending to this story no can we okay
chill guys I'll be right back OD
Garfield let's go don't wait for me I'll
catch
up Patty patty
patty oh hello laddy change your mind eh
who would me to take you to Hawaii not
exactly say your underground tunnels out
of Ireland they cover the entire planet
right oh of course they do through them
we leprechaun can go anywhere in the
world see if you can a
b who ready you're asking a lot but okay
I'll do it for all time sake
hop
[Music]
in this old engine runs on leprechaun
magic I'll have you at your destination
in a wee instant thanks for everything
Garfield bye-bye now bye-bye hey don't
forget to
ride
hey Odie it's a postcard from Boris and
Olaf it says Dear Odie and Garfield it's
phasing here at the North Pole we love
it come up and see us sometime and we'll
give you a chilly
[Music]
reception yours Boris and Olaf oh
don't you love stories at end
well I feel so happy I may even forgive
that narrator oh thank you so very much
well I I did say
[Music]
May
the most famous mysterious creature in
this country is known as the zaboo you
think there really is a creature like
the Zabo I never saw him again do you
think your friend could still be alive
do you think he's being held prisoner by
the Zabo you got to go rescue that poor
guy me I've arranged for a local guide
to drive us there her name is um
Angie I was so excited when I heard you
had a lead on how to locate the Zabo
well well it may not work but it's worth
a
[Music]
try Arbuckle right name's Dirk Deon
world famous explorer oh hi I saw you on
TV everyone does just wanted to warn you
the zabo's mine you got that get in my
way of getting it and you'll be right
[Music]
sorry m
watch this Odie John the quivering Tower
of gelatin will back right down get in
my way and you'll be sorry
Dinkum you've been
W when did John grow a spine when he
realized his friend Lyman might be in
trouble that's
when don't pay any attention to him oh I
won't where's your car parked it's an
allterrain vehicle and it's parked right
right out at the
[Music]
curb it's right over there and as we
planned I'm going to take you straight
out to the Jungle just what I
want I want to be home I want to be
home I did like you said Dirk now
explain why did you want me to hide my
cell phone in Angie's vehicle your cell
phone's got an app on it so you can
track it if it gets lost right right
well then we can track it on my cell
phone and wherever they go we'll know
right where they
are if anybody's going to find the Zabo
and get rich and famous off it it's
going to be jerk dingham you think of
everything
[Music]
Durk
we have 10,000 acres of jungle but
people have only reported sightings of
the Zabo in one small area take us there
and then I'll show you the way I think
we might be able to locate that
creature that must be your cell phone
put it back where you found
it you think it's true that this Zabo
monster is holding some human beings as
prisoners I don't even know if it's true
there's such a thing as a Zabo and if
the reports are true I'm not sure it's
really a
[Music]
monster now don't get separated and
let's not get too far away from my
vehicle wow we're like out here in the
middle of nowhere I wonder if there's a
good pizzeria around here hey what kind
of bird are you I'm a franistan mocking
bird what does a franistan mockingbird
do what does a Fran McKing bird do W
that's not bad W that's not bad okay you
can knock it off now okay you can knock
it off now hey look I'm getting really
fed up with this hey look I'm getting
really fed up with this H Garfield the
cat is the greatest creature on the
entire planet and everyone should give
them lots of food and
money I'm sorry we're not allowed to lie
like
that I'm sorry we're not allowed to lie
like that hey that's not bad hey that's
not bad okay you can knock it off now
okay you can knock it off
now so what's this special way you have
of trying to find the Zabo that's it
right there Odie he's got a terrific
nose but how does he know what the Zabo
smells like he doesn't but he remembers
what his first owner smelled like and
the Zabo may be holding his first owner
prisoner worth a try I guess hey up
ahead is an area where the zabad has
been
cited see those Hunters over there they
shouldn't be
[Music]
here this is a protected area no hunting
is allowed the animals around here are
mostly endangered species that could
become extinct if they aren't allowed to
breed
she means there aren't a lot of them
around and we need to make more so this
is where the zapadu usually shows up
exactly when Hunters are trespassing he
seems to just here he comes now
watch what's that noise could it be the
Zabo n don't be silly the Zabo is a
fairy tale there's no such thing
is
well we won't see them around here
again there it goes maybe we could
follow it back to its Lair wherever it
might be holding
Prisoners the thing is it only seems to
terrorize people who are hunting
illegally I'm guessing that's what your
friend Lyman was doing Lyman hunting oh
no way you never know I know Lyman and
how much he loved animals we lived
together for years and I couldn't get
him to kill a
cockroach what do you smell Odie
Pizza
tacos
liming OD come back
here
I usually don't run when there's no
pizza or tacos but in this
case this is the way the zido went Odie
I think he went up that
[Music]
path
Cody there's a path down into the canyon
this
way boy these extra long episodes can
really wear you
[Music]
[Applause]
out
OD no Don't Go Near it stay away from
the Zabo OD doing something dumb what
are the odds of
[Music]
that
[Music]
OD how does the zapadu know od's name
maybe he's a big fan of this show he
knows because he's
Lyman John great to see you you haven't
changed a bit I'm sorry to
say
[Music]
hey I've missed you too boy so Angie
it's nice to meet you great but could
you explain what you're doing in that
costume I thought you were a
photographer I gave it up I have a new
job now what's that I'm the
Zabo boy I can't wait to hear this
explanation Bast Buckley we got to get
to this Avenue before that our Buckle
Bo oh I'm trying mate but the road
here's a might bmy on account of there's
no Road according to this your cell
phone and therefore their vehicle is
about 2 kilm down this here
[Music]
Road I keep telling you think come this
here take
[Music]
driving
who carav do you think this
is I'll have me a little look
[Music]
see but why didn't you write her call
Lyman just to tell me you were still
alive do you see a phone here for a post
office I'm sorry I I guess I just didn't
think you'd believe what happened what
did happen sounds like we're in for a
flashback scene get comfy folks I'll try
to interpret what he says as you may
remember I came down here to get a photo
of the zapo well the group I was with
wasn't getting anywhere so you know me I
took a chance I came out here on my own
one afternoon big
mistake no luck in fact I was starting
to believe there was no Zabo that it
really was just a legend when suddenly I
couldn't believe it but there it was
then it seemed like it was 10 ft tall
quickly I pointed my camera at it making
sure I was very quiet but oh what a time
for my camera to
jam W bigger mistake I ran like crazy
trying to get away from the
monster and since I wasn't watching
where I was going I ran right up a cliff
biggest
mistake I guess I was lucky being called
running off a cliff lucky as abido
didn't come after me my only injury was
a broken
leg trouble is I couldn't walk and there
was no one for miles around H anyone
help I was there for hours when someone
found me you must have been scared I
don't know the meaning of the word
scared unfortunately I do know the
meaning of the word terrified
sh
and some of us know the meaning of the
words getting hungry I thought for sure
I was a goner but then the oddest thing
[Music]
happened
[Music]
so I'll be back in a few days thanks for
taking care of Mrs fet for me John oh
glad to do it but thanks for reminding
me I haven't fed her since this morning
well if she has to wait a little while
it isn't a crisis it is if she starts
eating Garfield's food oh
right
hi you guys what's up TV hey those
freshly baked cookies look delicious
touch one and the next thing around here
that will be freshly baked will be
ferret pie here you go Mrs f a nice
tasty bowl of ferret
[Music]
kibble oh Garfield I just made a
meatloaf for you it's out in the kitchen
you mean I have to go all the way out
there to get
it well I guess I could do with a little
[Music]
exercise gee almost sounds like
food come on Odie let's go enjoy the
meatloaf I'll eat you
smell Meatloaf I have no idea what that
is but it's got to be better than
this buy did you get the license number
of that
tornado
my
me this is a lot better than feret food
you ate someone else's food who do you
think you are me oh we ferrets are so
hyperactive we burn off all the food we
eat unlike certain cats I can name I'm
not fat I just have very thick
fur I've never got to eat fer food again
I can't blame her for that but I can
blame her for eating my meat l
fortunately I always keep leftover
chamain in the refrigerator for just
such an
occasion
see I'm surprised she left the
plate spoken too soon okay I didn't want
to resort to this but she's left me no
[Music]
choice oh
Mrs faret has forced me to take drastic
action you've never seen this before the
sign says in case of pizza emergency
press
[Music]
button here we are VTO Linguini for you
all piping hot in s
the carfield alert I'm coming I'm
[Music]
coming here you are here you are here is
VTO with your
pizza no pepperoni well in an emergency
you have to settle for what you can get
the round Pizza is still better than no
pizza
delicious but it would have been so much
better with
pepperoni I know just how you feel Goff
you know all that cheese I had stored up
well I don't have it anymore she got
your cheese she even ate the limb
burer you need to work on your speed
beat her at her own game the mouse is
right she's fast if I want to get
anything to eat around here I need to be
faster and I know just the guy who can
teach you tomorrow morning at the park
codon the codon I woke up at 6:00 a.m.
for
nmal and since win are you a fitness
coach as the four-time winner of the
healthiest feline pageant I happen to
know a thing or two about keeping in
shape squeak says you need to be able to
outrun someone well do as I tell you if
you want something bad enough it'll
happen I've tried that and it doesn't
work you're still
here if you ever want to eat again try
this 1 2 1 two touch your toes Garfield
1 2 tou him I can't even see him hey
Odie touch my toes for
me one two one two one two I don't see
why this is supposed to make you
healthier 1 two one two one two 1 2 1 2
1 2 1 2 1 2 1
2 see that big boulder over there I want
you to run up there give me one good
reason why I should I put three
chocolate flavored energy bars on top of
it oh three good reasons first one who
reaches the boulder gets to eat them on
the count of three one two
three hey what just happened Mrs fet
just happened M oh those are even better
than pizza is that who you're trying to
get faster than yep forget it it'll
never happen I hate when nals
right okay time to try something
[Music]
else let's see for better speed
lubricate the wheels of the roller
blades before every use a drop or two
will do just fine I'm competing with a
super fast fet here better use a whole
bottle darkfield OD Lunch is ready lunch
let's
roll is everything
okay I can explain I baked your favorite
lasagna but on second thought I think
now I'm going to split it between Mrs
faret Odie and
myself you just
wait behold Odie with this jetpack I'll
leave that fet in the
[Music]
dust nice outfit what does it do you'll
see soon enough Garfield Odie dinner is
ready
food I actually got
food no
no made Mee houon we have a
[Applause]
problem could have been a lot
worse face it Garfield she's just too
fast for you you're right oh well eating
was nice well it lasted
oh well at least you'll get skinny like
that gal on TV hi that's me back when I
was thin and skinny everyone made fun of
me now thanks to Phil's fastfat formula
I've gained 296 lb and no one ever makes
fun of me that's Bill's fast fat formula
order the
answer if it can't speed me up I'll slow
her
down boy If Ever I had a customer who
didn't need this knock off the snid
remarks and sell me the
[Music]
stuff hello no I don't want to buy a
grass Hut in the uan islands thank
you this should be ready in no
time Garfield OD dinner's
ready
oh this is
so
good hi
guys too bad there is enough of this for
oh there will be any of
you and when you're done here are some
brownies I made for
[Music]
dessert a you're too fat and slow to
reach them Mrs Fen too bad
a I'll have this one and this one and
this one and here's one for you Odie and
here's one for you squeak this one and
this one and this
one thanks for taking care of Mrs ferret
while I was away John oh we're glad to
have her anytime but she seems to have
put on too many pounds while she was
here to to fit into the pet transport
cage you know what
leftovers may be my favorite
food in the
world looks like you got rid of Mrs
ferret for a while what you
eating leftovers you may have some if
there are any leftover
leftovers oh hey you know that lasagna
you put the fast fat formula
into yes pretel well Mrs farret never
finished it so John put it in the
container in the
refrigerator oh that's good John always
says stop you what are you going to do
this is too fat even for me what am I
going to do you're going to exercise
Garfield and I'm just the poonal trainer
who can help you you can help me Nal you
can help me do my favorite exercise oh
what's that
Garfield you leave me alone Garfield I
get a hold of you you're going to be so
sorry you know if Garfield chases nural
every time nural annoys him Garfield's
going to lose that weight in no time
[Music]
right don't on
me
[Music]
isn't this just a perfect afternoon Odie
John's away the weather's fine I have a
lemonade and a mediumsized sandwich and
I can just lie here and do something I
really enjoy watch someone else
exercise one two one two feet apart one
two faster men one two 1 could you take
a break B like until next August stop
goofing off squeak now drop and give me
[Applause]
20 you could go a little easier on them
Biff I've got to get them in shape so
they can protect themselves Emily what
if a cat came into the yard oh there is
a cat in the yard I don't mean Garfield
Garfield's our
[Music]
friend I don't mean Garfield either I
mean
[Music]
him this is fun to watch too okay B it's
showtime oh what have we
here hey Mouse aren't you afraid of
me go Biff yeah that's show
him good
shot w
nice going bth we probably won't see
Bruno again until this episodes and
reruns in a few months and now to
celebrate your impressive feet I think
I'll go eat
something oh B you're the greatest yeah
the greatest I don't know what we do
without you around probably have to
count on Garfield to protect us that
overweight out of shape
[Music]
cat me exercise I think you need to give
your brain a workout you need to get fit
cat and I'm going to see that you
[Music]
do there's ice cream in that
refrigerator you saw what I did to that
other cat
huh who needs ice cream it's only
delicious and wonderful I'll have 20
cookies
instead no cookies either you're going
to exercise come on all right all right
I'll
[Music]
exercise I've exercised I'll do another
one no let's say next time maybe it him
or maybe even winner Garfield follow
me running is the best way to lose fat
keep your pace and your heartbeat up and
you'll keep your weight
[Music]
down after we run a few miles we'll do
about an hour of push-ups then there's
weight training and gymnastics and
aerobics and I know you're not happy
about not eating so we'll reward you
with a snack half a radish you're too
generous and then more aerobics and
chinups and
[Music]
then twice as hard now you have to work
out
F I don't know how much of this good
health I can
survive squeak doesn't that friend of
yours know the joys of fattening food
well only when he's miserable miserable
like I am now yeah when he gets
depressed eids like you do more even I
saw it once when he broke up with his
girlfriend Emily H you could go a little
easier on Garfield he's flabby he's
unfit he calls for drastic measures Biff
you're so wonderful most of the time
give him a little rest and let him have
some of his little
anyna they're having a fight let's see
if I can make it
worse no Garfield will exercise I'm
helping not hurting
him I'm ready for more exercise
Biff oh look what you're doing to him
can I do my situps in the hospital
bed oh Biff this is terrible I never
want to see you again but
Emily I'm going to go find some other
house to live
[Music]
under see she left you how does that
make you feel
biffed
[Music]
hungry I think I'll spend the evening
staring mindlessly at the TV and eating
unhealthy
[Music]
food hey bifford want to get out of my
chair and do a few laps around the
block
no
[Music]
huh Emily so I got out of having to
exercise but now I have an even bigger
problem Biff is in my
chair and he's eating every scrap of
food in the house that is my
job I'm just waiting for something else
to go
[Music]
wrong sounds like that's
it oh no oh no oh no Bruno he back and I
must have you and you look
[Applause]
delicious Bruno you put those mice down
and get out of this yard right now who's
going to make me someone other than
[Music]
me it's no use do you won't stop
me Biff you needed Bruno's back and he's
grabbing up all the mice come on well
I'll do what I
can hurry I am
hurrying I've had about enough of
this I think I'll barbecue
tonight oh my friends the only one who
can saved them is Biff Biff's useless
you know how he's acting no how is he
acting a lot like me the only way to get
him back is to reunite him with his lady
friend
Emily she moved to one to some other
house somewhere hody put that damp nose
of yours to work find Emily the
[Music]
mouse
[Music]
you think you found her
[Music]
boy oh it's you Garfield I thought it
was that big nasty cat that big nasty
cat's about to barbecue all your
friends this is awful can't Biff do
something Biff's not Biff since you left
he really misses you don't you miss him
well sort of sort of means you do come
on there's not much
time you got to snap out of it Biff our
pals are in terrible danger what can I
do I'm fat and out of
shape I'm just no good I
am
Emily hey the big reunion scene can wait
we have mice to save if you look so so
like me but now that I got you back I
can go get me back wait
[Music]
here I can't believe you got your own
physique back so
quick yeah only took one 15-second
Montage sequence where is this place
Bruno hangs out down here by the
railroad
tracks charcoal's almost
[Music]
ready Garfield do do something all right
I have one of my typically brilliant
plans Odie you'll run to the other side
and D back Bruno squeak you stay here
and bang on a drum I'll disguise myself
as a potato farmer I have a better
[Music]
idea
[Applause]
take
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
oh you're a hero
Biff thanks to Garfield I'm sorry I
worked you so hard oh that's okay I'm
going to take your advice Biff I'm going
to start a new exercise program hey
squeak will you help me with
it sure uh whatever it is 1 2 3 4 1 2 3
4 1 2 3 4 You call eating lasagna
exercise sure I'm using a very heavy
Fork squeak 1 2 3 4 one and two and
three and four 1 2 3 4 1 2 3
[Music]
4
[Music]
hey someone finally bought the showstack
house we have new neighbors
Garfield I don't care just so long as
they
barbecue nothing it's going interrupt my
uh 217 in the afternoon nap
the pastor lime who's here oh no Drilla
[Music]
manura H oh wait I need to write a card
huh do not open until Christmas or when
twins
leave they'll never find me in here I
hope I hope I hope hi Uncle John Drilla
manura no I'm manura she's Jilla we've
come to play with the kitty
[Music]
cat where are you
you K
cat ouch yes they just arrived oh they
ran upstairs to find Garfield and play
dress up Garfield no he doesn't mind let
them dress you up in the new fall
fashions and see how you like it kitty
cat no hiding place I need a hiding
place no
where are you we have lovely designer GS
for you let's have a
[Music]
F this is where those new neighbors are
moving in I'll hide in their
yard I'm safe I'm
safe hey Cat you want to play pirate I
don't think uh I want to do that no hey
Cat you want to play pirate hey how'd he
get here so fast no I don't think I want
to play pirate pirate I said you want to
play pirate how did he over there he was
but now he's I you want to play pirate
just what I don't need more
twins I'm Lester he's Chester I'm
Chester he's Lester we're Chester and
Lester I'm Garfield and
leaving who come on let's play Pirate no
no but don't just sit there with the
remote control in your hand help the
poor kitty
cat OD thinks he went this way
Drilla you're Drilla I'm manura all
right he get us
confused
H I don't think I'm going to like
playing Pirate oh what shall we do with
this scurvy Nave lady make the Scurry
Nave walk the plank captain H hi hi
[Music]
mey I was right I don't like playing
Pirates poor Kitty we have to rescue him
don't worry gar you up let's give him a
back give him someone rescue me from the
rescue hey come back here with our
scurvy Naes yeah we were playing Pirate
with them
[Music]
wao nice dog you're just playing around
leave us alone dog it's okay
[Music]
boy watch his ears Ste tail Le his eyes
I'm
trying couldn't I walk the plank instead
he still smells like let's go get some
perfume yes perfume like a daffodil
don't smell so
sweet I got to get out of
[Music]
here I have to move to another country
any of you know a country where there
are no twins where it's illegal to look
like anyone else oh no let's play Cowboy
with cowboy is cool I don't want to play
Cowboy on the other hand at least I
won't wind up in the mud again and have
to get another
bath well what should we do with this ly
lied Sidewinder Sheriff make the ly lied
sidewind to walk the plank Deputy sure
enough
shf it's bath time again
oh
watch his
ear is
[Music]
grabil get them all nice and
dry what do you think you needs fewer
bass conditioner there some in the
house you want to play pirate oh
no come on let's play
P OD you got to hide me
[Music]
you want to play
[Music]
pirate OD you coward of course I would
have done the exact same thing come back
with the kitty cat we have to condition
him what shall we do with this scurvy
Nave mie
make the Scurry Nave walk the plank
Captain the scurvy Nave will save you
the
[Music]
trouble now we have to condition
him I can't take any more of
[Music]
this more truth no more
twin we want to play jum with the kitty
cat we want to play jum with the kitty
cat we want to
play save me from the
twins we want to play Cowboy with the
kitty cat we want to play pirate with
the kitty cat we want to play harder
with the kitty cat help save me from the
other twins
hey
[Music]
hey hi Garfield how's it going Harry har
Harry you got to help me I'm being
tormented by
twins that's terrible Garfield it sure
is what are we going to do about
[Music]
it no twin hares I'm trapped in Twin
world where there's two of everyone it's
not so bad Garfield so what if he looks
exactly like me what do you mean I don't
I don't look like you you look like
[Music]
me oh no twin doggy
[Music]
thong hey I know know this place and I
love it it's veto's pizza
parlor bno my friend Garfield a lovely
hot pizza just for you my friend
Garfield a lovely hot pizza just for
you well there can be some advantages to
this twin business oh joy a delicious
pizza just for
me my
napkin heavenly L Pizza just for
me I could eat my napkin too hey you two
one of those preferably both of those
are
mine this isn't the kind of pizza I want
I want pepperoni mushrooms and onion I
want I can't take any more of this I got
to get out of
here I want beatball veggies and extra
cheese I want Peppers broccoli and
anchovies
[Applause]
I want Canadian bacon walnuts and more
Canadian
bacon this couldn't get any worse hi
Garfield hey Garfield hey
Garfield scarfield are you all right
scarfield I think he's okay Drilla oh I
think he is too and you're Drilla I'm
inura is the cat okay yes no thanks to
you we were just having fun yeah all our
video games are busted there are ways to
have fun without video games there are
yeah why don't you play checkers or a
game with
cards we don't know how to come on we'll
show you
yay
[Music]
H well maybe that'll keep him busy for a
while after all those twins I need two
naps two lunches two dinners and no more
duplicates for a while is that you
Garfield take a look at what I have here
more
[Music]
twins I just wanted to show him my new
fulllength mirror I don't understand
that cat mean
[Music]
nether
Once Upon a Time Prince John had to find
a bride and he needed one soon that if
you don't marry by your 21st birthday
the next in line becomes king H next in
line was the royal vicer he was not a
nice man pop we have to stop that man we
have to help Prince John find a
[Music]
wife
[Music]
good
burrito hope you had something tasty
while I was gone now where were we add
one cup of flour to eggs and whisk
thoroughly through until smooth add
heavy
[Music]
cream oop sorry wrong
book
although that one was getting pretty
interesting now then so the brilliant
cat and the not brilliant dog were
determined to help Prince John marry so
he could be king but time was running
out for him to find a
bride I have dreamed for a mate who
cared about life and Beauty and the
world around her and me me would be nice
you didn't find anyone you could
marry
year after
year I spend my days
alone no one comes
near I'm always on my
own the only life I've
known dreaming every night I'll find
princess right a woman who demand me who
love and understand
me when will she meet me when will she
greet me she is the woman who will
complete me where is she hiding where
she residing things will be so fine on
the day she is
mine
[Music]
on the day she is
mine in all my days of searching I have
found but one and she will not marry
me you found one yes she is caring and
compassionate her name is
Elizabeth and she is a commoner oh a com
a
commoner Prince John told the Royal food
taster
[Music]
oh
wait are you quite
finished
uhuh fine so Prince John told the Royal
food taster about the woman named
Elizabeth who lived in a cottage in the
blue Forest to be near the animal she so
dearly loved cared for
[Music]
it she would feed the friendly
squirrels she would feed the Stray Cats
and Dogs she would feed the colorful
[Music]
Bluebird she would feed my
moles and she would even feed the real
disgusting creatures you sometimes find
out in the
[Music]
woods
the birds and animals all love you fair
Elizabeth Ah that's because I love them
I love you too Prince John but I will
not be your bride H why
not the man I marry must show he has
extraordinary heart I have heart you are
a good man Prince John but you have
lived a Pampered life you have never
been called upon to show you possess
that
quality that is sadly true
[Music]
how before the deadline could I possibly
prove to her I am all that I cannot even
prove it to myself sure you can you go
out to the blue Forest find your lady
love and convince her to be your bride
you think I should you're the hero of
the story act like it ah my cat is right
I'm always
[Music]
[Applause]
right I shall Ride Into the Blue forest
and find her
now hold on back in a
[Music]
sec oh by the way
thanks I don't know why I thank him I
can't talk and he can't hear
me no
[Music]
no okay now where was I oh yes the
prince admitted his cat was right
and well if you wanted Pizza you should
have ordered eight of them like I
did the prince said I shall Ride Into
the Blue forest and find her now like a
man possessed the prince rode his fiery
charger out of the castle and off
towards the blue Forest he was
determined not to return until he
reached his lady love and convinced her
to become his
[Music]
bride don't get so happy yet it's not
that
easy meanwhile The Dashing cat thought
his troubles were over see how it works
pep Prince John will get her to Miriam
the evil Vic will not become king and
all my problems will be solved
Kitty oh no what a shoe of perfume
sty
no
perfume correction not all my problems
will be
solved
it's have a p we want to play jum with a
kitty cat we want to play jum with a
kitty cat
and this still is a bad color for me
look it's a puppy
dogy dog puppy
[Applause]
dog looks like the prince is heading up
into the blue Forest so like if he
convinces the animal lady to marry him
what happens to your plan to become king
he won't convince her because he won't
get to her there's only one road Into
the Blue forest and I've arranged to
have it guarded by
someone towards the blue forest prince
John rode determined that nothing would
stop him from reaching his fair
Elizabeth but something could stop him
he could be stopped by uh the thing that
could stop him
was wait I'm trying to think uh oh good
heavens look what time it is I have to
go annoy the mailman I'll be right
[Music]
back oh it's just you Garfield I thought
maybe you'd have some trick in mind to
scare me you know like dressing up as a
fire breathing dragon huh me sweet
kindly me fire breathing dragon h H H
here's your
mail scaring the mailman is not nice but
it is part of my job
description bill bill bill John has jury
duty Bill fire breathing dragon
huh but as Prince John made his way into
the forest prince John rote do a man
possessed determined to reach the fair
Elizabeth a Manan Canard warned him of
the danger that lay ahead a fire
breathing dragon up the Road a Piece you
can't miss him he's a dragon and he
breathes fire I will not be denied my
true love I am not afraid of any fire
breathing
dragon unfortunately my horse is but I
will not be denied deeper and deeper
into the forest he went but there was no
sign of this monster he'd been warned
about fire breathing dragon ha what
nonsense what
foolishness what am I doing
here no I wouldn't exactly describe
Prince John as Brave
courageous
no stupid you're getting warmer I guess
the word that best describes him
is
barbecued I'd say medium
[Music]
rare somehow the prince made it back to
the castle there Spirits were down and
taxes were going up attacks on using
adverbs attacks on clipping your
toenails on a
Wednesday being named Michel Prince John
turns 21 at noon tomorrow if he married
that nasty man becomes king what are we
going to do are not making up your
mind you know that real dumb thing
Prince John just
tried well I hate to say it but I think
we have to try it
too and so the adorable cat and the not
too bright dog set off for the blue
Forest prior to take off please make
sure that your seed and tray tables are
in the upright position and that all
electronic devices are powered off are
you
ready and away we
go I hope someone comes by to pass out
those little bags of
peanuts they had gotten about as far as
Prince John got
when do not be afraid faithful and furry
friend there's no reason to be afraid of
a fire breathing
Dragon none whatsoever I'll be back in
the castle let me know how things turn
out and there they stood the brave cat
and the mediocre dog face to face with
the dragon and
then and
[Music]
then and
[Music]
then and then
yeah you know what goes great after
Pizza a tuna salad sandwich on
[Music]
r
[Music]
once upon a time that if you don't marry
by your 21st birthday the next in line
becomes
Kingo next in line was the royal viery
pop we have to stop that man we have to
help Prince John find a wife the birds
and animals all love you fair Elizabeth
if he can convinces the animal lady to
marry him what happens to your plan to
become
[Music]
[Applause]
king I'll come back and finish the story
right after I have my tuna
[Music]
sandwich
[Music]
what shoving I'm going I'm
going now where did I leave
[Music]
off all right the superior cat and the
adequate dog were face to face with a
fire breathing
dragon there are times my canine friend
when one must stand tall against an
enemy and not flee in
Terror
this is not one of those
times oh no
[Music]
stop
huh they had escaped the Dragon for now
huh they still had a problem in order to
reach this woman we have to go up this
road the dragon will be waiting for
us but the cat was not only handsome he
was smart and an idea came to him it
seemed like a rotten thing to do to
anyone even a fire breathing dragon but
this is a desperate situation come
on
here you take one and I'll take the
other candy C do
do we want to play with the dragon we
want to play with the dragon he's so
adorable he's such a cute
Dragon like you Mr Dragon
he could use a moisturizer he has such
nice
coloring he could use a per I'll his lip
little such a cute Dron don't smell so
[Music]
sweet he's such a cute
[Music]
Dragon why why I'm beautiful I'm finally
beautiful how can I thank you and
apologize for being so mean to you
before hey we all feel a little dragony
when we don't look our best if you want
to make it up to us how about a lift
sure we're too there's a lady named
Elizabeth lives in a cottage in the blue
Forest oh sure the one who takes care of
animals and won't marry The
Prince and so they all headed for the
dwelling of the lovely
[Music]
Elizabeth finally the mag magnificent
cat had had
enough he abandoned Drilla manura in the
forest and they were never seen
again you're right that's too rotten
even for me I mean for the wonderful cat
no he didn't do
[Music]
that we'll drop these adorable children
safely off at the castle then head up
there
happy
[Applause]
now well now here comes real trouble as
they rode they passed one of the animals
that Elizabeth fed a repulsive little
cat named U named
lamron yeah lamron lamron was the only
animal Elizabeth fed who wasn't nice in
fact hey if I tell the Viceroy about
this he'll reward me when he becomes
king he ran all the way to the castle
and spilled the beans maybe he'll name
me officially the cutest kitty cat in
the
Kingdom looks that way they're probably
going to try and convince Elizabeth to
marry the prince if she does he becomes
king instead of me that would destroy my
whole plan to loot the kingdom well I
help out so what's my reward I'll give
you a reward mail him to Abu
Dhabi oh did I say Abu Dhabi sorry I
read that wrong what he actually said
was I'll give you a reward throw him in
the
tower but
why I hate snitches but I'm loyal I'm
cute I'm cute and loyal and did I make
it
adorable while you're at it throw the
prince in there with him I'm not taking
any chances and I better take care of
that woman he wants to marry the Royal
dog ccher threw lamron in the prison
Tower and then he threw the prince in
there with him you can't do this to me
I'm the ruler of this Kingdom not after
tomorrow you wait while the vicroy went
to visit a wicked witch he kept on staff
I ask for a poison apple a apples are
too healthy I'm making spaghetti
bnes you'll see what it does when the
Royal food taster gets here Royal food
taster any food you need tasted today
maybe something
yummy try some of
this m smells simply
scrumptious h not bad could use a penil
of oregano maybe a drop of olive oil and
I would suggest the
maybe will he sleep forever he'll sleep
until a true love comes and kisses him
that'll be forever all right go take
care of her I will but first I'll
Transform
myself into someone she would never
Suspect with was a wicked the
[Music]
witch off she went with the spaghetti of
dob before long she was
[Music]
there there's her
Cottage
[Music]
here you go a little
[Music]
mo here you go a little
chicken she's so nice to us I ought to
lay her an egg I would too if I
could which one is the right choice the
man who can stand up and
fight the one who has the most haunting
voice the artist who has a gift to write
if he said he needs me i' feel like my
life had
begun which one is the right choice
which
one
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah I want the
right I want the
right hello anybody
H hello is anybody at home
yes I see you feed all the animals I
thought it was about time someone fed
you why that's very nice of
[Laughter]
you no I can't tell her not to eat the
spaghetti of
Doom she invited the chef in it smells
delicious but I'm on a diet I shouldn't
be eating pasta but I slaved over a hot
cauldron I mean a a a stove all day ju
the
tastes well since you worked so hard on
[Applause]
it
yes
br
[Music]
and so the evil witch had succeeded in
her quiet Odie the evil witch had
succeeded in her Mission largely because
the hero cat and okay dog arrive 2
minutes too late 2 minutes can make all
the difference in the world 2 minutes
can mean life and love and happiness or
it can mean
[Music]
this OD it's just a story
OD doesn't that dog understand this is a
fairy tale I'm going have to find him
and EXP explain that to him but first
i'm going to get something to eat why
don't you join
[Music]
me
[Music]
once upon a time that if you don't marry
by your 21st birthday the next in line
becomes king H pop we have to stop that
man we have to help Prince John find a
wife the birds and animals all love you
fair Elizabeth I asked for a poison
apple I'm making spaghetti
[Music]
bnes
[Music]
why you hear the rest of the story it
has a happy ending not everything in
life does but fairy tales do that's
what's great about him but if you don't
want to hear
it okay have a seat well as you can
imagine the animals were all very sad
about what had happened to the lovely
Elizabeth
[Applause]
[Music]
oh she was always so kind to us hey
who's that cat that just arrived that's
Prince John's cat I think Prince John's
cat I've always admired him he's so
wonderful where' he go he's inside the
cottage sorry I smelled the spaghetti
bowl and a and I had to have a
taste
oh oh and they could use just a touch of
[Music]
Basil maybe Elizabeth is just asleep but
she snores way more
dainty they quickly discussed what they
had to do it was the beautiful lady cat
who came up with the answer we have to
get him to a wizard where are you going
to find the wizard at this hour oh I
know where there's a wizard near here
who's open 24 hours well then let's get
in
there through the forest they raced
raced to the dwelling of Merl the all
Knight we never close
wizard it looks like the spaghetti of
Doom my wife used to make that you've
got to help him oh great wizard you just
have to I can't help you
but you can me he sleeps the sleep of
magic I can only be awakened by a kiss
from one who loves him judging by the
concern on your face I would say that's
you you mean just kiss
him give it a shot see what happens yeah
go for
[Music]
it
[Music]
wow hey is there any more of that great
spaghetti wow it
[Music]
worked not only did they wake up the
superb cat but they learned something
else is that how to awaken our friend
Elizabeth indeed a kiss from a true love
is all that is required and I know who
her true love is come on let's go get
Prince John
[Music]
hey what are you guys doing here we just
heard terrible
news yes this Bluebird tells us that the
vice Roy has locked Prince John in the
tower huh no
huh he can't do that we need Prince John
to kiss Elizabeth and awaken her and
then he needs to marry her so he can be
king and stop that evil man oh
my but the wise cat knew there was only
one answer to the problem we are
Everybody follow me and so all the
animals went off to rescue Prince John
and also save the fair Elizabeth as they
marched towards the castle others joined
in animals who'd been befriended over
the years by
[Music]
Elizabeth why at the castle the evil
Viceroy had decided not to wait to seize
power guards from now on you are to
address me as your highness and follow
orders is that
[Music]
clear but you AR king of till tomorrow
and Only If Prince John doesn't marry ha
how can he marry he's in the tower
prison and the one woman who he'd marry
is sleeping for all
eternity I'm taking the throne
now your highness there's an army
marching on the castle an army an army
of
Barbarians an army of
pirates
[Music]
it seems to be an army of squirrels and
cats and dogs and
chickens just keep the gate locked we
have nothing to fear from squirrels and
cats and dogs and
chickens well up in the tower it is no
use even if I could escape from the cell
Elizabeth will not marry me sure she
would she's crazy about you she is sure
she thinks you're even cuter than I am
and that's real cute you just need to
convince her you're brave and good I am
but how do I prove it to what's that
commotion the prince had no idea what
was going on and the rescue party didn't
have much more of one ear how do we get
inside the castle Yeah the gate is
locked I know I'll dig us a tunnel
inside how long will they that take oh
not more than a month or two we don't
have time for that leave it to
me stop them Stop Those
Animals
kitty
[Music]
cat
[Music]
huh follow
me let's play dress up I
to
[Music]
beautiful did somebody kiss
me we have a nice project for you to try
wow my Fring of get over the whole
castle do you think somebody's going to
rescue us consider yourself
[Music]
rescued not
you the whole Castle's flooded with
animals we got to get out of here I'm
going to take the tax money I've
collected so far and
flee we're with you it look like the the
bad guys were going to escape with all
the money the evil visoy had stolen from
the people of the
[Music]
city the prery his Aid and the wicked
wits fled in Terror of the
Dragon quick turn the Catapult so it
faces the
castle
you want to get away from the dragon
quick use the Catapult get right in and
I'll fling you to safety thank you all
comfy now
[Music]
good no we're not to the happier Ever
After part yet we still have to wake up
the fair Elizabeth and get her to marry
Prince John remember
[Music]
after that it was pretty simple Prince
John kissed
Elizabeth she woke up and realized who
had saved her oh you Prince
John and all these animals he was
willing to fight a fire breathing dragon
for you for me it seems you do have
heart and courage then will you honor Me
by joining your heart to mine in
marriage but of course
we'll be happy
together truly birds of
aair having someone who cares answered
my prayers we will be happy happy we'll
be so happy if they put us on
trial we'll be gone for a
while B Freedom farewell some prison
cell be our
home I once SW the crown now you're
going
down together all the way I wish Good
Times
upon lots of pie and
[Music]
lasag we will be happy happy so happy we
will be happy
together and he's going
WEA having someone
to we will be Happ happy we'll be so
happy we will be
[Music]
happy well at least they finally picked
out a good color for
me but apart from that everyone lived
happily ever after hey look The Prince
and the fair Eliz Elizabeth are home I I
mean John Garfield did you eat our
picnic must be time for lunch or dinner
or some meal so did you like the story
[Music]
boy
[Music]
Garfield breakfast is
ready while you guys eat I'm going to go
to the market did I hear someone
laughing I made you
[Applause]
pancakes something is seriously wrong
here you can tell because I'm not
[Applause]
eating OD what's going on
here all right I'm going to get to the
bottom of this here either eat these or
bury them in the
backyard oh
no where's the boss he's in his office
but we haven't finished the scene
later all right everyone take five now
behind this door is a studio where we
film The Garfield Show how many people
here watch The Garfield Show show of
hands oh yeah I've seen that show I like
the dog you know the the one with the
tongue H one side
autograph it's very simple Garfield
we've given your show a laugh track
laugh track H that's right we do in
television all the time we add in
recorded laughter and Applause it makes
the show seem well more deserving of
laughter and Applause isn't that
cheating we like to think of it as
enhancing reality allow me to
demonstrate here's a comedian we
recently had on one of our
shows no but I want to tell you hey a
man walks into a doctor's office he says
hey Doc it hurts when I do this doc
turns to him and says well don't do
that not too humorous but watch what
happens when we add the laugh
track hey a man walks into a doctor's
office he says hey Doc it hurts when I
do this doc turns to him and says well
don't do
that wouldn't it be easier just to make
the show funny H let's get one thing
straight Garfield we don't tell you how
to eat lasagna and annoy puppies you
don't tell us how to run a TV show all
[Music]
right let me uce you to Rosie Rosie
Rosie right in here hello oh
Rosie Hi boss wait here's some Applause
for
you H and I believe you know our star
Garfield cat Garfield here's some
Applause for
you oops wrong button sorry Rosie adds
in all the laughter Applause and even
sound effects for the show I sure
do right
[Applause]
huh I don't approve of putting phony
laughter and Applause on my
show but if you do make sure I get more
of it than anyone else the episode we're
doing today it wouldn't happen to have
nural in it by any
chance uh let me
see why yes nural is guest starring oh I
love nural he's my absolute
favorite I guess I was kind of rude to
that tour group when I passed them
earlier I'll make it up to him I
apologize folks whip out your autograph
books and any 8x10 glosses you carry
around to me I'll be glad to sign them
now the next stop on our tour is oh look
who's coming
noral sorry my public no autographs oh
maybe one or two or
30 you know I just love him on that show
he's on that's my show I'm sorry the
show nermal's on That's The Garfield
Show and I'm Garfield I'm the star of
that show ah funny I watch it all the
time I just don't recall seeing you on
it
ready to roll again GC get the dog and
let's
resume I need OD on the set oh and
there's a big Slurp in this scene so
he's going to need tongue
[Music]
makeup Garfield Show show 55 episode
entitle laugh in a can take
two h and we're rolling
action
[Music]
ah line something is seriously wrong
here you can tell because I'm not eating
all right something is seriously wrong
here you can tell because I'm not
[Music]
[Applause]
eating hi Odie ready for
breakfast
we'll have to wait until John gets back
from the market I'll be
[Music]
napping Here Comes nural scene I'll get
him a big
[Music]
entrance
that's enough
Rosie well look who's here that's right
Garfield it's me nural the most adorable
feeline on this
planet I can't take this thank you thank
you thank you you're beautiful I'm not
as beautiful as I am of course but
beautiful in your own
way
this has got to stop and I think I know
how to make that happen hey Rosie the
boss wants to see you right away but I'm
putting in laughs and Applause on this
episode I'll handle that for you while
you go see him oh all
right thank you thank you thank you and
now since I seem to have the show to
myself I thought I'd sing a little song
[Music]
all right all right settle down settle
down I don't have to sing I could do a
little dance number for
[Music]
you
huh dance number huh well then you need
a little
[Music]
music a little slow don't you think
hi
balls
[Applause]
[Music]
balls no when I'm not wanted since
when what's going on all right we know
you're in there come out with your hands
up my hands up no no
hiding place I need a hiding
place they'll never find me under
here sounds like a stamped of cattle in
here oh it's grizzly bears lions and
tigers and bears oh
my what does this one do sound of
left-handed zombie pigeons attacking
with Ray blasters from the planet traz
hey why
not left-handed zombie pig attacking
with Ray blasters from planet trout I
know that sound
anywhere help help left-handed zombie
pig attacking with r blasters from
planet TR fast help save my adorable
self
help
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Garfield what are you doing at my life
machine and Rosie what are you doing
leaving your post oh but I did I mean he
said no excuses no excuses you're fired
and take that stupid machine with you
after this I don't want to see any more
canned laughter on The Garfield
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Show o guess I got you fired huh oh it's
my fault I wasn't doing my work properly
now the question is where do I find a
new
job Rosie got
fired Odie she got fired and it's all my
fault I tricked her into leaving her
post I may just know a good place for
you in that
machine good evening this is the news at
this hour unemployment is reaching New
Heights the air we breathe is worse than
it has ever
been and scientists say that the Earth
is hling towards the
sun now the news there's something that
needs
laughter hey Rosie how about some
Applause to end this
cartoon coming right
[Applause]
up don't you join me in a
b thank you you're a beautiful recorded
audience thank you thank
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