不行不行 往下点 往下 No, no. Down a bit. Down.
-不行 得和头一样高 -呃 我感受到了冒犯 -No, it has to be at head height. -Erm, I find that term offensive.
-往下 怎么就摆不正呢 -亮片在哪儿呢 -Down! Is symmetry too much to ask? -Where's the tinsel?
各位 别吵了 Guys, please! Whoa!
噢糟了 Oh, no.
-噢坏了 -各位 什么情况啊 -Oh, no. -Ooh. -Guys, what did I miss?
是好事儿吗 Is it a good thing?
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-这是什么鬼 -噢 我也知道啊 -What the heck is that? -Oh, I know, I know.
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我找彩灯的时候 凯蒂正好看到这个 然后她就 Kitty spotted it when I was looking for lights and she was like,
唱跳圣诞老人 吹萨克斯风版
求你了 拜托 求你了啦 "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
唱跳圣诞老人 吹萨克斯风版
看我一眼 考虑一下 怎么样嘛 please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
求你了 拜托 求你了啦 please, please, please, please, please, please."
好好好 懂了 明白了 OK, I get it. I get it.
是他啊 It's him!
古宅老友记 2021圣诞特辑
凯瑟琳 我确定一定以及肯定地和你说 圣诞老人 Catherine, I assure you that Father Christmas
并不会真 整 正 is not re-e-e-e-ally
经常会 in the habit
在平安夜前出现 of appearing before Christmas Eve.
我认为 你看到的 是某个 I mean, I think what you saw was one of his elves
执行侦察任务的圣诞小精灵 on a reconnaissance mission
在重大行动前 来侦察地形的 to...to...to recce the terrain before the primary operation.
你是不是想太多了啊 I think you might be letting your imagination run away with you.
范妮真是幸运 能由这双巧手来修补润色 Lucky Fanny, to be touched up by such a hand.
下一个就是你 I'll do you next!
我吗 画像吗 Me? A portrait?
我一直想有人给我画像呢 Oh, how I longed to be painted in life.
这份圣诞礼物绝美了 谢谢你 艾莉森 What a Christmas gift that will be! Thank you, Alison.
-不是 我 -既然迈克的家人今年不来了 -No, I... -So, what with Mike's family not coming this year,
我觉得 你没准想参加 I thought maybe you'd like to get involved
我们的传统节日活动 with one of our festive traditions.
巴顿庄园圣诞问答 The Button House Christmas quiz!
好的 来吧 Yes, yes.
说实话 我们今年真的只想过一个安静祥和的圣诞节 To be honest, we just really want a nice, quiet Christmas this year.
只有我和迈克 没有 Just me and Mike, without...
噢 没有难题啦 Oh, I'll keep the questions light.
很简单的 比如说 上尉叫什么名字 It could be something as easy as what's the Captain's name?
我们可以复习 没事 We can revise. It's fine.
不过你还是记一下吧 他的名字是 But for the record, his name is...
怎么会这样 What on earth?!
怎么 What the...?
谁放在那的 Mm. Who put that there?
打扰一下 Erm, excuse me...
有狗 Dog!
艾莉森 帐篷里有条狗 Alison! Dog in a tent!
-那个是帐篷 -看到了 -那个是狗 -That's a tent. -Yeah. -And that's a dog.
我知道 Yeah, I get it.
-要敲门吗 -帐篷咋敲门啊 -Do we knock? -How do you knock a tent?
-你们干什么呢 -你干什么呢 -What are you doing? -What are YOU doing?
我在听体育广播电台啊 I'm listening to Talk Sport.
不是 你在我们家花园里干什么呢 No, what are you doing in our garden?
-这里不是田地吗 -这是麦 -Is this is not a field? -It's a wheat...
-是什么不重要 你这是擅自闯入 -迈克 -That's not the point. You're trespassing. -Mike...
好吧 懂了 那个 别告诉 Right, yeah. OK. Well, don't tell the...
就 别告诉任何人 好吧 我这就走 you know, anyone. Yeah, all right, I'll go.
你有地方可以去吗 还是 Have you got somewhere to go to, or...?
-其实也没有 -啊 也是 肯定没有 抱歉 -Well, not really. -Yeah, no. Yeah, of course. Sorry.
-你不用现在就走的 -不用吗 -Well, you don't have to go, like, this minute. -No?
你可以 可以留下来过夜 You can... you could, like, stay for tonight.
-可以吗 -就一晚 两晚也行 -Yeah? -Just one night. Or two.
-那真是 太感谢了 -就这样吧 -Well, that would be... Thank you. -Yeah.
-对了 我叫艾莉森 不好意思 他是迈克 -我叫尼古拉斯 -Well, I'm Alison, by the way. Sorry. This is Mike. -Nicholas.
-果然是叫这个名字 -不不不 不对 -Of course it is! -No, no, no, no, no.
我在这 如果我先在这 然后房子盖在了我的地上 I stay. If I here before house, then house on my land.
噢 那迈克和艾莉森就是裙筐[与"擅自闯入"发音相似] Ooh! So it's Mike and Alison would be the dress baskets!
裙筐 你也觉得吧 就是啊 Dress baskets. You see? Exactly.
嗯 有意思了 Yeah. Interesting.
-瞧瞧 在这都看不见呢 -确实 -Look, you can't even see it. -Yeah.
但我们都知道它就在那啊 在你的地上 我的地 But we still know it's there. On your land. My land.
-我们的地 -是我的地 -Our land. -My land!
我不想吐槽你们那些个 "不在我家后院"的话 Look, I don't want to sound all "not in my back yard,"
你们明明就不想有人待在你家后院 but you really don't want one in your back yard.
还有前院 还有马厩 或者随便你俩哪块地吧 Or front yard. Or stable yard. Or on any other land you own.
说得太对了 懒宅 诶我说 纪律何在 Quite right. Layabout. I mean, where's the discipline?
尊严何在 Where's the pride?
以前在朗姆贝朗斯 我们也见过这种人 We had one behind Rumbelows back in the day. Yeah.
满口脏话 Right potty mouth.
到处都是白狗屎 Chalky dog poos everywhere.
都这个德性 That's typical, I'm afraid.
-如果你们要问我的意见 -噢 开始了 -Well, if you want my opinion... -Oh, here we go.
我认为你们真是既有失公允 又妄下断论 I think you're all being very unfair and judgmental.
-什么 -我们根本不了解 -What? -Well, we have absolutely no idea of the circumstances
这位先生的遭遇 缘何沦落这般境地 that have led this gentleman to his current situation.
我有没有提过 上周三我碰巧遇到阿德莱德·彭布罗克 Did I mention that I happened to cross paths with Adelaide Pembroke
和她可爱的女儿费莉西蒂 and her delightful daughter, Felicity Wednesday last?
-还有 -母亲 -And... -Mother...
没必要用这种语气 Well, there's no need to take that tone.
你都不知道我要说什么 You had no idea what I was about to say.
费莉西蒂要结婚了 Felicity's getting married.
那倒也 不是 No, actually.
-好吧她要结了 -母亲 我不想被卷入 -But, yes, as it happens. -Mother. I refuse to be drawn into...
比你小七岁 Seven years your junior,
连格拉迪丝都能嫁给勋爵了 and Gladys just strides into matrimony with a lord.
-同样的情况 -是勋爵啊 -..the same conversation... -Lord!
我由衷地为费莉西蒂·彭布罗克和她母亲感到高兴 I am utterly delighted for Felicity Pembroke and her mother.
人有多傻 笑容就有多灿烂 May their smiles be as bright as their minds are dim.
-范妮 -好在彭布罗克家族没接受过 -Fanny! -How fortunate that the topic of formal education never arose
正规教育 毕竟他们家五代人里 都找不出一个女人 in that household, since no Pembroke woman in five generations
能数得出自己一只手有几根手指 has had the mental capacity to count the fingers on one hand!
斯蒂芬妮 数学这个领域有男人就够了 Stephanie, the field of mathematics is well served already by men.
我可以帮父亲打理生意 I could help Father with the business!
你父亲完全有能力管理好财务问题 Your father is perfectly capable of managing his own financial affairs.
布洛德维克和孙先生登门拜访 夫人 Messrs Broadwick and Son are at the door, Ma'am.
噢 公子啊[和"孙"发音相似] Ooh! Son...
是查封官 夫人 Bailiffs, Ma'am.
[负责查封财产]
-瞧见没 从这就能看到帐篷 -就一丁点 -See? You can see it from the house. -Barely.
我们都不用这间房啊 We don't even use this room.
这间房干嘛用的 What even is this room?
这是我的房间 It is my room!
或许你是对的 I suppose you're right.
-住几天而已 -对嘛对嘛 几天而已 -A couple of days there. -Yeah, exactly. A couple of days.
然后 我们就可以过我们库柏家的温馨圣诞节 And then we'll be back to our cosy Cooper Christmas, just snuggling
在槲寄生下依偎烤火 喝着热红酒 by the fire with mistletoe, mulled wine.
就我们俩 You and me...
两周后
还在呢 Still here!
对 Yep.
那是 啊 真是够了 Is that...? Right, that's it.
噢天呐 迈克 Oh, my God! Mike...
怎么了 What was it?
-早上好 -早上好 个鬼 -Morning! -Morning. No!
不好意思 不好意思这玩意儿哪来的 Excuse me! Excuse me, where has that come from?
那我就从我个人观点表达一下 应该是从屁股 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say... a bottom?
希望你不是在暗示我 Well, I hope you're not suggesting that I...
不是 我是说你的狗 不过 你一般都在哪儿 No! I mean, your dog. Actually, where do you...?
-不是 我是说你的狗 -干嘛认定是我的狗 -No, I mean your dog. -But why MY dog?
其他邻居就没养狗吗 Haven't any of your other neighbours got dogs?
噢 确实有人养 还挺多狗的 Oh! Well, yes, actually. It's got loads.
-但这不是重点 -又是这句 -But that's not the point. -Well, there you go.
我可以向你保证 我一直都是把狗屎打包好扔掉 Cos let me assure you, I always bag it and bin it.
狗绳我也拴得牢 I keep a very tight leash on...
鲁迪 Rudy?
鲁迪 Rudy!
鲁迪 Rudy?
[为圣诞老人拉雪橇的红鼻子驯鹿]
是鲁道夫 Rudy? Rudolph!
艾莉森 上尉 Alison! Captain!
圣诞节我只想要 休
有人在嘛 Anyone!
圣诞节我只想要 休
那个 我就大概问问 你还要多久 Just... Erm, just roughly speaking, how much longer do you...?
托马斯 我告诉过你 不要这个姿势 Thomas, I told you not to choose that pose.
噢 没事 这姿势很舒服 真的 特别舒服 Oh, no, I'm comfortable. Too comfortable, if anything!
我就是想问问 你要不要休息一下 I was just wondering if YOU needed a break.
不用 其实我觉得画画还挺放松的 No, I've actually found it quite relaxing.
第89题 Question 89.
-通常来说 -人人都爱披头士[亦指甲虫] 但罗宾最爱的是哪个呢 -Usually... -We all love The Beatles, but which one is Robin's favourite?
选项A 锹形虫 Is it A, Stag?
-选项B 屎壳郎 -帕特 -B, dung? -Pat...
你觉得 这么复习 会不会让问答环节 Do you think maybe this revision is like taking some of the fun
-失去了乐趣呢 -噢 完全不会 -out of the quiz? -Oh, not at all.
应该会很好玩的 不过要是没准备好 就去和范妮对战 It should be fun. But go up against Fanny unprepared,
她会让你输得片甲不留 and she'll eat you alive.
好了 第90题 OK. Question 90.
-嗯 我现在想休息一下了 -太好了 -Yeah, I think I might just give this a bit of a rest. -Yes.
-没错 你早就该休息一会了 -嗯 -Aahhh! Yes, you clearly needed a little break! -Yeah.
库柏夫人 我和我的律师谈过了 这个房子 Mrs Cooper, I've been to talk to my lawyer about how long
在我的地上 呆了太久了 house been on my land.
-她说 我有权 -他是有权 艾莉森 -And she tell me I's gots rights. -He's got rights, Alison.
不说废话 我们砸吧了一下这个金额 Me cut to chase. We do munch the numbers,
经过我的计算机 你欠我的租金有 and by my calculators, you owe me back rent of...
一百斤[应为"京"]英镑零五先令 It's a quazillion pounds and five shillings.
你们就是编了个数字 而且你们没法花钱 Well, you've just made that number up and you can't spend money.
所以 So...
好吧 那 我们会再联系你的 Right, well, we'll get back to you, then!
为什么 Why?!
网上举报 住宅
-你在干什么 -两个礼拜前就该做的事情 -What are you doing? -What we should have done two weeks ago.
网上举报 住宅
通知市政部门 Telling the council.
不是有那种专门机构帮助他们这样的人么 There's systems in place to help people who've got...
-不知道啊 我不怎么了解这个 -没错 -No, I don't know about this. -Quite right.
这种人就是 得寸进尺 贪得无厌 That sort, you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. More!
你们知道吗 当初在布莱普顿 就曾出现过类似的问题 You know, we had a similar problem with some "Right to Roam" types
要什么"漫游自由" 想想啊 700年也算是寿终正寝了 at the Bramptons. I mean, 700 years is a good innings
对公共人行道来说 for a public footpath.
那玩意儿早该改造成别的东西了 比如说我的游泳池 High time it became something else. Like my swimming pool.
-啊这个 -写好了 -Ah, well.... -Good to send.
准备发送了 只要点这个发送键 Ready to send. Just press send.
发不发 Want to press send?
之前你说就几天 紧接着就变成几周 Look, you said a couple of days, and it became a couple of weeks.
-现在马上都要圣诞节了 -就是么 这可是圣诞节啊 -And now it's nearly Christmas. -Oh, well, exactly. It's Christmas.
我就是 觉得咱们没必要现在赶他走啊 I just... I don't think we can do this now.
-这样感觉不太好 -行吧 -It doesn't feel right. -All right.
别整的我好像 那个谁 说你呢 臭小子 今儿什么日子了 Don't make me feel like, what's his face? You, boy! What day is it?
[英国男演员]
-迈克尔·凯恩 -你知道那个故事还有非木偶剧版本的吧 -Michael Caine. -You do know there's a non Muppet version of that story?
-知道啊 但是没这个好啊 -这倒是 -Yeah, but it's not as good. -That's true.
可以 还行 Yeah, yeah.
还行 不行 画得太烂了 是不是 烂得不行不行的 Yeah, no. It's bad, isn't it? It's really, really bad.
这个鼻子也太奇怪了吧 I mean, the nose is just weird.
圣诞节早上她把这个画给我的时候 我该说点什么啊 What will I say when she gifts me this upon Christmas morn?
我觉得你就装一下 假装你很喜欢这幅画 I suppose you'll just have to pretend you like it.
就跟之前卡萝尔给我买了那个 与众不同的纽卡斯尔布朗啤酒 Like I did when Carol bought me that creative Newkie Brown,
她明明知道我喜欢的是沃特尼啤酒 when she knows I like Watney's!
谢谢你 艾莉森 "Thank you, Alison,
这个作品 "so much for this...
画技太高超了 "..magnificent..."
可以 可以 算了 我觉得 Yeah. Yeah, no, I think...
我觉得她应该知道这个不是沃特尼...你想要的 I think she'd know it's not Watney's...wanted.
啊 但是真相会击垮她的 她非常重视我的意见的 Ah, but the truth would break her. My opinion means so much to her.
好吧 我这人不太会说谎 但是如果你真的决定要撒谎的话 Well, I'm not much of a fibber, but if it's bare faced lies
你知道应该去找谁 you're after, you know who you should talk to?
什么事 Yes?
那怎么办 咱们就只当他不存在 So what, we should just ignore him?
不啊 我不是那个意思 我就是说 No, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying,
咱们少跟他掺乎 don't get too involved.
哦 没事 就一顿热乎饭而已 Oh, come on, it's just a hot meal.
又不是搬进来 It's not moving in.
-不过 -不行 有安全隐患 -Although... -No. It's a security risk.
咱们压根就不认识他 We don't know anything about him.
给他送点吃的是挺好 但是 不 我的土豆泥肉饼 I mean, the meal's a nice idea, but... No! My cottage pie!
嗯 嗯 真香 Mm! Mm! Lovely.
嗯 嗯 对 Mm-hm. Yeah.
我们考虑了一下 现在有个新方案 We've done some thoughts, and there be a new offer on the table.
你看 地是我的 See, land is mine.
所以我们就要连着地的那一点房子 So we take bit of house that actual touch the land,
-还有飘在空中的那一点 -楼上的 -and the bit that float in the sky... -The ups the stairs.
-算你的 怎么样 成交吗 -行呀 那不用楼下的 -..yours. So, deal? -OK, so how will we get to upstairs
我们怎么上楼呢 without using downstairs?
咱们再联系 We'll be in touch.
有人吗 Knock, knock.
-哦 你好 -我做了点 -Oh, hello. -I was just making some...
抱歉 我说谎了 我 No, I'm sorry. That's a lie. I was...
我给你带了点土豆泥肉饼 不知道你… I brought you a cottage pie. I don't know if you...
哦 哦 谢谢 这太 谢谢 Oh! Oh, thank you. That's very... Thank you.
哦 没事 谢谢你 Oh, no, thank YOU.
好的 淡定 OK. Calm...
淡定 淡定 艾莉森 Calm. Calm. Alison?
-淡定 好吗 -好吃吗 -Calm, yeah? -Enjoy the meal?
-哦 呃 味道不错 挺好的 -我在跟狗说话呢 -Oh, er, yeah, yes. -I was talking to the dog.
哦 是么 好吧 Oh, right. Yeah.
呃 实话跟你讲吧 我确实不太喜欢 Erm... Look, truth be told, I'm just not really a fan
吃那种东西 我非常感谢 of that kind of thing. I mean, I appreciate...
你个乞丐还挑挑拣拣的 你以为你是谁啊 Beggars can't be choosers! Who do really think you are?
-你个骗子 -我以前在部队的时候 -You're a liar. -I had my fill of that kind of stuff
这玩意儿吃得够够的了 when I was in the forces.
高尚的人 国家的骄傲 Salt of the Earth. Pride of the nation.
-我们其实应该对他说感谢 -抱歉 -We owe him our thanks, actually. -I’m sorry,
我也不知怎么 就以为你什么都吃呢 I don't know why I assumed you'd eat...everything.
常有的事 我失去了房子 又没失去味蕾 Happens all the time. I lost my house, not my taste buds.
-哈哈 哈哈 -好吧 但是那个土豆泥肉饼非常好吃啊 -Ha-ha, ha-ha! -OK, but that is a great cottage pie.
哦 其实 Oh, it's really...
对了 等一下 等我一下 Right, just, wait there. Wait there.
任何事情 所有事情 都能撒谎 There is nothing. No-o-o-thing that cannot be lied about.
或者说 所有真相都可以不见天日 Or rather, there is no truth that cannot be avoided.
举个例子 如果有人质问你 For example, if someone asks you an incriminating question,
用另一个问题来回答就好了 simply answer with another question.
-这能管用么 -不要考虑这个 -Does that actually work? -With respect,
问题是 你想不想让这法子管用 The question is, do you want it to work?
-怎么样 -哦 -来试试 -You see? -Oooh. -Give it a go, shall we?
嗨 托马斯 可爱的艾莉森就站这了 Hi, Thomas. The lovely Alison here.
穿个小裙子 轻吻你的脸颊 Little dress. Peck on the cheek,
或许吧 我不知道 maybe? I don't know.
你喜欢我给你画的这幅画吗 Do you like the lovely painting I've done of you?
怎么会有人不喜欢你画的画呢 How could one not like the effort
这么有创意 you put into creating...
看看这大眼泡子 歪歪扭扭的下巴 还有那鼻子 ..those beady eyes and wonky chin and the nose!
-要了命了 -好了好了好了 咱们操之过急了 -It's.... -OK, OK. OK, we've run before we can walk.
再试一试 好吗 Let's try another approach, shall we?
嗯 足智多谋 Mm. Very resourceful.
也算是 帮厨吧 I mean, more of a commis chef, really.
但是 教了我不少东西 But, you know, shown me the ropes.
我退伍了以后 搞了个货车 And when I got demobbed, got myself a van,
改装成披萨车 后来慢慢地开了个餐厅 turned it into a pizza truck. And that led to the restaurant.
尝尝这个 Try a bit of that.
哦 天哪 这比土豆泥肉饼好吃多了 Oh, man! That beats cottage pie!
不用理它 Ignore him.
-是吃的他都不挑 -如果你不介意我问一下的话 -He's got a very unrefined palate. -So if you don't mind me asking,
那你怎么成这样了呢 how did you end up...?
啊 这个问题 Ah. That question.
我在部队里学到的另一件事就是 Well, that's another thing I learnt in the forces.
当事情变糟的时候 你是无法预知的 When things go south, you very rarely see it coming.
-你们不能这样 -松手 -You cannot do this! -Come on, now.
-住手 -放手吧 -你住手 哦 不 这个很值钱的 -Unhand it! -Let it go. -Unhand it! Oh, no, it's valuable.
快点的 这边 Come on. There you go.
-父亲 -这到底是怎么回事 -Father! -What in heaven's name is going on?
没事没事没事 没必要这么夸张 Now, now, now. There's no need for histrionics.
但是他们把家具都搬走了 But they're taking away the furniture!
-小题大做罢了 -哦 我的树呀 -It's just a storm in a teacup! -Oh, the tree!
那个 就 我是说 我的生意吧 It seems that I... I mean, the business,
借了一些小额债务 has accrued a certain amount of minor debt,
所以我想了点办法 通过投资来弥补这些损失 so I have facilitated a means to recoup those losses by investment.
布伦特福德交易所 赌马的 Sellways of Brentford. Bookmaker.
奈柏华兹和孙 赌马的 Nebworth and Son. Bookmaker.
是啊 忽略这些 那数都是错的 Yes, ignore those. Those numbers are wrong.
相信我 亲爱的 Trust me, my darling.
这些都不对 None of this adds up.
是对的 Yes, it does.
而且是刚刚好的 It adds up perfectly.
咱们也去买点那个小熊糖豆 We have got to get some of those Haribo beans.
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是扁豆 味道不错 Haricot. They are nice.
他人挺好的 HE is nice.
我跟你说 他这种人啊 很聪明 I'll tell you what he is. He's wise.
-是个有头脑的人 -是啊 -He's a wise man. -Yeah.
我很少这么夸人 And I don't use that term...
-不是吧 开玩笑呢 -怎么了 -No! You're kidding me! -What?
又来一个 嘿 There's another one. Hey!
-嘿 -什么事这么吵 -Hey! -What's all the rumpus?
哦 真不敢相信 Oh, I can't believe it!
哈 早跟你们说了 得寸进尺 Ha! Told you. You give them an inch...
-我受够了 我要举报他 -等一下 别 -That's it. I'm reporting him. -Wait. No...
-不行 我给过他机会了 他拿我们当傻子 -我知道 我知道 -No, he had his chance, he's taken us for mugs. -I agree, I agree...
-我们收留他 还给他吃的 -就让他再待一晚 -We let him stay, we gave him food... -Let him have one more night,
如果他还在 and if he's still there...
就再待一晚上 早上再 One more night, and then in the morning...
咱们都说了多少回 再待一晚了 We've said you said one more night so many times...
然后咱们就能 And then we can at least...
-你点了发送 -我没点 你点的 -You pressed send! -I didn't press send. YOU pressed send.
-我没点 -那总有人点了吧 -I did not press send. -Well, someone pressed send.
好大的胆子 How dare you?!
我虽然不是自由党派的 但是在圣诞节驱逐流浪汉 I'm no liberal, but ejecting a vagrant at Christmas?
我绝对 也永远 不会这么卑鄙 I would never, ever, stoop so low.
看见没 撒谎多容易 See? Fibbing's easy.
反正现在都这样了 Look, it's done now.
要怪也只能怪他自己 And he's only got himself to blame.
-咱们一直都通情达理 -非常体谅人 -We've been understanding. -Very understanding.
-是啊 他逼咱们出手的 -是啊 你出的手 -Yeah. He forced our hand. -Yeah. Well, your hand.
咱俩别再吵这个了 Let's not get into that again.
重点是 事情已经解决了 库柏家的温馨圣诞节又回来了 Point is, it's been dealt with and cosy Cooper Christmas is back on.
我们可以安睡在我们的 We can sleep soundly in our...
-你睡着了吗 -没 -我也没 -Did you sleep? -Nope. -Me neither.
-库柏夫人 -我来说 -Mrs Cooper... -I’ll say it.
那边有一片休耕的田地 There be a field yonder that does lie fallow.
但是那片地很好 特别好 But it's nice. Is very nice.
朋友们 拜托了 Guys, please.
我们建议你和他搬那边儿去 We is proposing that you and the him one go live on it
把房子还给我们 and we has the house.
-行 -什么 -Fine. -What?
好了 来吧 OK, right, then.
我们要按照紧急程度来修补建筑 We have building stuff in order of urgency.
不然墙就倒了 Or the walls will fall down.
然后是水电费 我觉得你们还想让灯亮着的吧 Then we have utilities, because I assume you want your lights on?
电视费 TV licence.
看不了《放荡女人》[英剧]你会很失望的 玛丽 Cos you'd be lost without Loose Women, Mary.
还有燃气费 And gas bill.
所以 呃 So... Erm...
没了 另一个帐篷 It's gone. The other tent.
早上好 哦 真有圣诞节气氛呀 Morning. Oh, very Christmassy.
跟你们说一声 昨晚我有个朋友过来了 临时决定的 Just to say I had a friend come by last night, last minute thing,
也挺晚的 所以他就在田里 在花园里过的夜 quite late. So he stayed over in the field... in the garden.
不过他已经走了 我怕你们看到他 But he's gone now. Just in case you've spotted him
你们会有点那个 and you were... you know.
我很快也要走了 我保证 And, well, I'll be gone soon too, I promise.
很抱歉 待了太久了 I'm sorry, it's taken so long.
我一直在努力理顺自己的生活 You know, I've been trying to sort something out,
不过眼下这时节挺难的 but it's a tricky time of year.
哦 我把外面的水龙头修好了 Oh, I fixed the outside tap.
有点滴水 我就包了点 There was a drip, so I wrapped some...
他们是为我的事来的吗 Some... Are they here for me?
我们 以为 We... thought...
呃 如果你没法 Er, well, if you can't...
别别别 我懂 No, no, no. I understand.
尼古拉斯 我 Nicholas, I...
那就这样了 我是说 Well, that's it, then. I mean...
我们本来就希望这样对吧 ..this is what we wanted, right?
他走了 He's gone.
-走去哪了 -当然是去找他的驯鹿了 -Gone where? -To get his reindeer, of course!
还有礼物 今天是圣诞夜 And the presents. It's Christmas Eve!
-太糟心了 -太糟心了 -感谢上帝走的不是我 -I feel bad. -I feel bad. -There but for the grace of God...
-我们能做什么 -对啊 我们能做什么 -What can we do? -Yeah. What can we do?
西米恩一直在跟债权人商谈 And Simeon is in continual dialogue with his creditors,
现在漏洞已经补上了 我们肯定能 and now that the dyke has been dammed, I have no doubt at all
东山再起 that we will bounce back.
但是银行拒绝向我们放贷 But with the banks refusing us credit,
我希望亲爱的妹妹 你可以 my hope was that you, dear sister, might...
拉维尼娅 Lavinia...
我们当然愿意帮忙 We wish to help, of course.
钱不是问题 Money is not the issue.
我只是担心 如果这样一笔借款让大家知道了 I fear only that were such a loan to become public knowledge,
会对你的家族声望造成无法挽回的伤害 somehow, the damage to your family reputation would be irreparable.
所以 完全是从你的利益出发 恐怕我们只能拒绝 So, for your benefit entirely, I'm afraid we must decline.
我明白了 I understand.
好的 Quite right.
真抱歉 So sorry.
我们要一无所有了吗 Are we to be destitute?
要流落街头了 还是在这个时候 Cast out on the street and in such a season!
拉维尼娅 Lavinia,
我可不可以问下 小斯蒂芬妮现在的情况 may I inquire as to the current circumstances of young Stephanie?
是这样的 我有个表亲 出身豪门 You see, I have a cousin, a wealthy family,
他有个不听话的儿子 who has this somewhat wayward son...
你听说过巴顿家族吗 Do you know the Buttons at all?
基石收容所
-他的胡子是白的 看起来特别像 -对 -He's got like a white beard and looks a lot like... -Yeah.
是尼克 以前时不时会来这里 Nick. Used to come round here from time to time.
不过不会待太久 你去圣劳伦斯找过吗 Not for ages, though. Have you tried St Lawrence's?
-找过 -也去粉边找过了 -对 -Yeah. -And Millside. -Yeah.
-那你如果见到他 可以把这个给他吗 -可以 -Well, if you do see him, could you give him this, please? -Sure.
如果见到他的话 但是他们有时候会失联 你懂吧 I mean, if I see him. But people drop off the radar, you know?
不过这个时节总是有很多人需要帮助的 Plenty do need help, though, this time of the year.
我们想找的就是他一个 So... It was specifically him we were...
不行 坏掉了 加热丝坏了 Nah. It's shot. The filament's gone.
坏得真是时候 Perfect timing.
你们不会碰巧带的有不用的烤箱吧 I don't suppose you've got a spare oven knocking around, by any chance?
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问下也不亏 明天的圣诞午餐没得吃了 It was a long shot. No Christmas lunch tomorrow.
-不过 -什么 -Although... -What?
当然可以 进来吧 Yeah, of course, man. Yeah, come on in.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐 兄弟 Merry Christmas, man.
你们好啊 Hey.
第219题 Question 219.
帕特最爱的酱汁是哪种 What's Pat's favourite sauce?
-肉汁吗 -没错是肉汁 -Is it gravy? -It is gravy, yeah.
曾经是 Well, it was.
你的厨艺也太差了 You are a terrible cook!
-嗨 -尼古拉斯 -Hey! -Nicholas!
-真不好意思 我们太 -我明白 -I'm so sorry, we're so... -I know.
我们都是 有点着急下判断了 I guess we can all be a bit quick to judge, eh?
我还以为你们很有钱 但这里也太 I thought you were rich, but this place is an absolute...
-我们还在装修 -赶紧 换过来吧 -Well, we're working on it. -Come on, shift over.
这些肉汁还等着大厨来拯救 There's some gravy there that needs rescuing.
当然 天降奇兵 拯救世界 Ha-ha! Yes, of course. Parachuting in to save the day!
-从陆军里拉个人出来 -我来教你一个小技巧 -Take the man out of the Army... -I'll teach you a little trick
-我在海军里学的 -海军 天呐不是吧 -I picked up in the Navy. -Navy? Oh, good lord, no.
不 艾莉森 这个人不可信 他们根本没受过啥训练 No, Alison, he's not to be trusted. They're barely even trained.
基本上就是些戴了漂亮帽子的平民百姓 I mean, it's essentially civilians with fancy hats.
我不想穿这个 感觉 尼古拉斯 太抱歉了 I don't want to wear it. I feel... Nicholas! I'm so sorry.
-我们真是对不起 -我明白 看着不错啊 -We're so sorry. -I know, I know. Looking good.
别说了 他们都是成年人 好尴尬 Oh, don't. They're grown ups, it's embarrassing.
胡说 他们特别喜欢 Rubbish. They love it.
-你是站着说话不腰疼 -靴子多大码的 -It's easy for you to say. -Well, what size are the boots?
我告诉你们 他在厨房里 I'm telling you - he's in the kitchen.
穿着红白相间的衣服 He's all dressed in red and white...
凯蒂 你真是个小可爱 Oh, Kitty, you dear, sweet thing.
事实很简单 就是 The simple fact is...
看吧 他来了 See? He came!
他总会来的 He always does.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
好 感觉我们可以去 啊 约克郡布丁 Right. I think we are good, to... Oh, the Yorkshire puds.
我来拿 Oh, got it!
看起来很赞 Oh, they look great.
-够吃吗 -应该够 -Are they enough? -Should be.
一共36个布丁 23个人 There's 36 of them and 23 people so that's...
-所以每个人有 -1.5652个 -..everyone gets... -1.5652.
一个半 左右 One and a half ish.
那就可以开饭啦 Well, then dinner is served.
好呀 OK.
-太刺激了 我们 -别大惊小怪了 母亲 -It's so exciting. Let's... -Don't fuss, Mother.
这不是大惊小怪 这是讲究 This isn't fussing. It's standards!
这些人很讲究的 These people have standards.
你有没有好好看这个地方 范妮 I mean, have you seen this place, Fanny?
他们有宴会厅 They've got a ballroom.
宴会厅 A ballroom!
抬头挺胸 把领子折好 Chin up, chin up. Crushing the collar.
这些才重要吗 Oh, and that's what's important?
拜托你了 Please, just...
好吗 Yeah.
我不是花瓶 母亲 我有头脑 有野心 I'm not a stuffed dress, Mother. I have a mind, ambition.
还有别的方法可以摆脱困境 我可以学习 帮助父亲 There are other ways out of this. I could learn, I could help Father.
只有这样你才能帮你父亲 This is how you can help your father.
这样你才能帮我们大家 This is how you can help us all!
女士们 乔治·巴顿先生 M'ladies... Mr George Button.
晚上好 欢迎来到巴顿庄园 Oh, good evening. Welcome to Button House.
这个是你的 汉弗莱 Oh, this one is for you, Humphrey.
-圣诞快乐 -谢谢 -Merry Christmas. -Oh, thank you!
点一下 快点 And click it. Come on!
点一点 Click-click!
工作时睡觉是吧 Ah. Asleep on the job, eh?
典型的海军作风 Typical Navy man.
-谁是好狗狗 -陆军的人才不会这样 -Who's a good boy? -You wouldn't catch someone in the army doing that.
谁是好狗狗 是你 你哦 Who's a good boy? You are. You!
我去倒杯茶 迈克 Just getting the tea, Mike.
库柏太太 艾莉森 Mrs Cooper. Alison.
考虑到这个节日 反正挺可笑的 Given the season, which is ridiculous anyway,
厅里有棵树 还有那个大胡子的人 we've got tree in the front room and the guy with the beard
从烟囱下来 come down the chimney...
我们决定把土地和上面的房屋 We have decided to gift the land and house thereon,
长期地赠予你和那个人 to you and the man one, on a long term loan.
为期 For a period of...
随你喜欢 ..as long as you likes.
所以你们打算把不属于你们的房屋 So you're going to give a house that you don't have,
送给原本拥有它的人 to the people who already own it?
-没错 -好吧 成交 -Exactly. -OK. Yeah. Deal.
跟你们打交道真是愉快 Pleasure doing business with you.
-可算让她见识到了 -没错 -Well, we showed her! -Oh, yes.
这个 Oh, yeah...
我应该请人来画 我好像还用错了颜料 I-I should have got someone in, and I think I used the wrong paint
-真的不容易 -没关系 -and it's quite hard to... -It doesn't matter.
里面的那个姑娘一直都没变 It's still the same girl underneath.
好了 最后一个礼物 Right. Last present.
我知道你很兴奋 托马斯 OK, I know, I know you're excited, Thomas.
不过请记住 我不是专业画手 But please bear in mind that I am not a professional.
-我讨厌它 我看过了 而且讨厌它 -好的 -I hate it. I've seen it, and I hate it. -OK.
我知道不该看 但我看了 And I know I shouldn't have looked, but I did.
现在眼睛也污染了 因为这是我见过最差劲的东西 And now I can't unsee it, because it's the worst thing
不只是最差劲的画 I've ever seen! Not just the worst painting,
而且是我能想到最差劲的东西 我没办法假装 but the worst conceivable thing and I cannot pretend otherwise,
因为我太尊重你了 艾莉森 as I just respect you too damn much, Alison!
好吧 我懂了 Right. I see.
你应该在我最后润色之前说的 I wish you'd said before I did the finishing touches.
-等下 这是杰作啊 -行吧 别安慰我了 -Wait! It's brilliant! -OK, yeah. Don't patronise me.
不不不 原来这才是成品 No, no, no, no, no. Now that it's complete.
是是是 你已经评论过了 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've said your piece.
我还是 把它放到永不见天日的地方去吧 So I'll just... I'll make sure it never sees the light of day.
但是 But, but...
祝我圣诞快乐哦 Merry Christmas to me!
好啦 圣诞问答时间到 Right! Time for the Christmas quiz!
大家别这样嘛 Oh, come on, guys.
嘘嘘嘘 来吧 今天是圣诞节 Oh, shush, shush, shush. Come on, it's Christmas Day.
好嘞 Yes! Yes!
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这间屋里的某人有三个乳头 One of us in this room has a third nipple.
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-不是吧 -我可不想知道 -Oh, no! -Well, I don't want to know!