Hey, boys.
Hi, Mom!
What are you up to today?
We're racing our remote-controlled monster trucks.
I don't see any monster trucks.
Oh, that's 'cause we rigged them to go light-speed.
You know how those stock motors are.
They never give you enough action.
You boys have such active imaginations.
You must get it from your father.
Let's see...
Green goes to number 5.
I'm painting!
Oh,
Charlene's here.
I'm off to my cooking class.
Bye, Mom.
Final lap, Ferb.
Aw!
Another photo finish.
I'm never watching closely enough to see who won.
Despair speaking.
Care to explain why "Despair" isn't picking up her cell phone this morning?
Because of a little thing called...
PARALLEL PARKING!
See, yesterday, Dad was teaching me how to drive...
Okay, Candace. All you have to do is park between this plastic trash can,
and that plastic trash can.
So I put it in reverse...
AAH!
Then Dad said my parallel parking
needs a little work!
It means I'll never get my driver's license!
I'm such a loser.
Oh my gosh, Ferb.
I can't believe it!
I've never noticed how soft our carpets are.
But more importantly,
we have to help Candace get her confidence back.
Any ideas?
This is perfect!
The Candace Crusher!
Nothing says confidence like a monster truck.
Hey,
where's Perry?
Oh, hey Agent P.
So, get this.
I got this memo this morning on Doofenshmirtz.
And somebody abbreviated his name and it...
Guess how they wrote it.
Doof!
The Doof!
It's times like these when you really appreciate having a cool name like Monogram.
And Carl.
I already told you your name's not that cool.
Anyway,
do your stuff, Agent P, and stop that...
DOOF!
Take it all the way back.
Keep it moving.
Waterfall, the orange cones,
parts, left to the garage...
Bleachers, right...
Um...
Giant Baby Head...
Anywhere's good.
Oh, hey boys.
Dad, you might want to wipe the queen off your face.
Oh, oh, yeah, thanks.
CRIKEY!
A monster truck!
Yeah!
Isn't it sweet?
It's to help to teach Candace how to parallel park and stuff.
We figured out if she learned how to drive on of these monsters,
she's got the confidence to drive anything.
Oh yeah.
Brilliant.
But I better check with Mom about this.
Uh, hello honey.
Yes, yes. Oh gosh, I love you too, darling.
Uh, are you aware the boys have a monster truck in the backyard?
Honestly,
you're as bad as Candace.
Okay, okay.
Just checking.
It's a go, boys!
I'll get your sister!
Ah-Ahem.
Madam Flynn,
I have told you a hundred times,
NO PHONE CALLS IN CLASS!
Hello?
It is for you.
Hello?
Mom, I think the boys are building a monster truck.
Um...
Honey,
I gotta go.
No...
B-Big chef.
Big meat tenderizer in front of mommy.
Bye bye.
Oh,
this seems like a good idea.
I gotcha.
Oh, what's the point?
I'm never gonna be able to parallel park.
Don't worry, sis.
It's just to build your confidence.
Okay, don't forget to buckle up.
But we can't drive here. It's just the backyard.
Meap!
铀?Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 铀?
Gentlemen,
I have a unique investment opportunity for you.
I'm sure you're all aware of the popularity of monster trucks, right?
But you know, they are not really monsters, just big, stupid trucks!
So...
I came up with my own line of monster trucks!
Behold!
Very evil, don't you think?
And there's even one that looks like me!
Look, look!
We'll corner the markets!
And just to be sure,
I have created,
The Monster Truck Away-inator!
You know, to do away with the competition.
But is it safe to use?
Sure, let me demonstrate.
See?
Doesn't affect people at all!
Except maybe a little swelling.
But don't worry, it will go down.
You know, probably.
Now,
watch what it does to this miniature monster truck!
I don't know where it sends them, maybe another dimension.
Of course, that was just a toy.
Let's try it out on a real monster truck. Huh?
Which brings me to my next invention.
The Monster Truck Locate-Inator!
Perry the Platypus?
Guess what?
That's not a monster truck locate-inator at all!
It's a Chinese platypus trap!
I got you.
Here's the real Locate-inator!
Okay, now, where is the nearest monster truck?
Yes! Right here in Danville!
Okay, everybody, get in me and we'll go.
Are you sure you want to bring him?
Perry the Platypus? Well,
yes, of course. He's my nemesis.
I have to show him everything.
Good afternoon, Danville!
Dink Winkerson here,
and this is little Isabella Garcia-Shapiro from Fireside Girl Troop 46231.
And she got a little announcement to make.
WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY!
GIANT MONSTER TRUCK RALLY RIGHT HERE IN DANVILLE!
CANDACE THE CRUSHER TAKES ON ALL COMERS!
BE THERE, BE THERE, BE THERE!
WE'LL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE SEAT,
BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!
Thanks, Dink.
All right, Candace.
All you have to do is maneuver through this traffic cone course.
Oh. So I put it into drive...
AAH!
I don't think we're gonna get a deposit back on those cones.
Okay, Candace.
All you have to do on this test is go up this gentle incline.
Dad,
you look nervous.
No,
of course not. I-
I have full confidence in you.
Phineas,
this incline is getting kind of steep!
Don't worry, Candace.
It gets steeper!
Next,
the break portion of the test.
I can't believe I did it!
Oh,
well done!
Okay, left on to Maple Drive,
and here we are!
Oh, great.
There's no parking spot!
I should've invented a Parked Car Away-Inator.
Oh, ya!
That is something that I would buy.
Oh, look at him. He's got a big head,
suddenly some sort of marketing genius.
Oh, well done, Candace! Let's-
You're Candace the Crusher?
Yes...?
I heard pigs could fly, but now I've seen everything!
That doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't have to,
I got a monster truck!
Woohoo..!
Candace,
those dudes need to suck our mud!
(Song: Truck Drivin' Girl)
铀?Now let me tell you all the story 'bout a truck driving girl 铀?
铀?In a custom made monster truck she took for a whirl 铀?
铀?That little speed demon gonna be a star 铀?
铀?With her learner's permit and an adult in the car 铀?
铀?She may be out for a long, but she can't parallel park, 铀?
铀?She's a truck drivin' girl! 铀?
AAH!
铀?Well, someday she'll get her license and she'll have it all 铀?
铀?She can pick up her friends and take a drive at the mall 铀?
铀?That little redhead gonna rock my world, 铀?
铀?She's a truck drivin' girl! 铀?
铀?She's a tire-spinning, 铀?
铀?gear-grinding, 铀?
铀?clutch-burning, 铀?
铀?backfiring, 铀?
铀?paint-trading, 铀?
铀?red-lining, 铀?
铀?overheating, 铀?
铀?throttle-stomping truck drivin' girl! 铀?
It's a photo finish!
The winner will now be decided by our final event,
The Parallel Parking Challenge!
Parallel parking?
You're goin' down, girlie!
Check out the finesse!
AAH!
See, Candace?
AAH!
Even a trained professional has trouble from time to time.
AAH!
ARGH!
AAH!
Now, I want you to just relax,
AAH!
ARGHH!
and park this car!
AAH!
ARGHH!
AAH!
Yes!
Perfect!
Time for some Monster Truck Away-Inating!
Okay,
steady now...
Here we-
铀?Perry! 铀?
Perry the Platypus?
But-but,
but how did you get out of the Chinese platypus trap?
Ancient Chinese secret.
I don't remember inviting him.
No,
wait!
Perry the Platypus!
No, no! Please!
Don't turn the dial to the "Doofenshmirtz mobile and Evil Investors away-inator"!
I have to rethink my dials.
Hey, look guys!
My swelling went down!
Oh, shut up.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
I did it!
I'm proud of you, darling.
You really made them eat mud.
Gotta admit it girl.
You're good.
Hey, aren't you Buck Buckerson?
The famous monster truck rally promoter?
That's right.
Me and my boys are headed to a rally up in Badgertown.
Only the track up there ain't near as good as this one.
You can have ours.
We're through with it.
That's mighty nice of you.
Haul her away, boys.
Thanks for the ride, Charlene.
Hi, Mom.
Candace,
why on earth are you all covered in mud?
Because...
She's a tire-spinning, gear-grinding, clutch-burning, backfiring,
paint-trading, red-lining, overheating, throttle-stomping truck drivin' girl.
And I learned how to parallel park!
Great!