1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:01,580 Hey, boys. 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:02,170 Hi, Mom! 3 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:03,520 What are you up to today? 4 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,580 We're racing our remote-controlled monster trucks. 5 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:08,730 I don't see any monster trucks. 6 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,030 Oh, that's 'cause we rigged them to go light-speed. 7 00:00:11,030 --> 00:00:12,370 You know how those stock motors are. 8 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,810 They never give you enough action. 9 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,980 You boys have such active imaginations. 10 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,330 You must get it from your father. 11 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,660 Let's see... 12 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,670 Green goes to number 5. 13 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,570 I'm painting! 14 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:27,140 Oh, 15 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:27,940 Charlene's here. 16 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,280 I'm off to my cooking class. 17 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:29,890 Bye, Mom. 18 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,390 Final lap, Ferb. 19 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,580 Aw! 20 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:34,680 Another photo finish. 21 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,270 I'm never watching closely enough to see who won. 22 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,970 Despair speaking. 23 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,800 Care to explain why "Despair" isn't picking up her cell phone this morning? 24 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,200 Because of a little thing called... 25 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,470 PARALLEL PARKING! 26 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,950 See, yesterday, Dad was teaching me how to drive... 27 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:52,980 Okay, Candace. All you have to do is park between this plastic trash can, 28 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,250 and that plastic trash can. 29 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,700 So I put it in reverse... 30 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,430 AAH! 31 00:00:58,700 --> 00:00:59,110 AAH! 32 00:00:59,300 --> 00:00:59,660 AAH! 33 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,350 AAH! 34 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:01,060 AAH! 35 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:02,920 AAH! 36 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,510 AAH! 37 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,120 AAH! 38 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:04,780 AAH! 39 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,460 Then Dad said my parallel parking 40 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,310 needs a little work! 41 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,070 It means I'll never get my driver's license! 42 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,070 I'm such a loser. 43 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,400 Oh my gosh, Ferb. 44 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,490 I can't believe it! 45 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,860 I've never noticed how soft our carpets are. 46 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,160 But more importantly, 47 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,280 we have to help Candace get her confidence back. 48 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:23,450 Any ideas? 49 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,210 This is perfect! 50 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,120 The Candace Crusher! 51 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,450 Nothing says confidence like a monster truck. 52 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,430 Hey, 53 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,430 where's Perry? 54 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:39,940 Oh, hey Agent P. 55 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:40,890 So, get this. 56 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,120 I got this memo this morning on Doofenshmirtz. 57 00:01:43,130 --> 00:01:44,920 And somebody abbreviated his name and it... 58 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,020 Guess how they wrote it. 59 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:47,440 Doof! 60 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:49,780 The Doof! 61 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:55,510 It's times like these when you really appreciate having a cool name like Monogram. 62 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,620 And Carl. 63 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,580 I already told you your name's not that cool. 64 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,160 Anyway, 65 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,380 do your stuff, Agent P, and stop that... 66 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:02,400 DOOF! 67 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:06,080 Take it all the way back. 68 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,170 Keep it moving. 69 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,970 Waterfall, the orange cones, 70 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,490 parts, left to the garage... 71 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:11,380 Bleachers, right... 72 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,200 Um... 73 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,040 Giant Baby Head... 74 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,270 Anywhere's good. 75 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,240 Oh, hey boys. 76 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,530 Dad, you might want to wipe the queen off your face. 77 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,610 Oh, oh, yeah, thanks. 78 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:38,720 CRIKEY! 79 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,090 A monster truck! 80 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:40,390 Yeah! 81 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,520 Isn't it sweet? 82 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,060 It's to help to teach Candace how to parallel park and stuff. 83 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,360 We figured out if she learned how to drive on of these monsters, 84 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,120 she's got the confidence to drive anything. 85 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:48,760 Oh yeah. 86 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,290 Brilliant. 87 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,580 But I better check with Mom about this. 88 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,090 Uh, hello honey. 89 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,930 Yes, yes. Oh gosh, I love you too, darling. 90 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,970 Uh, are you aware the boys have a monster truck in the backyard? 91 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:58,530 Honestly, 92 00:02:58,530 --> 00:02:59,750 you're as bad as Candace. 93 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:00,750 Okay, okay. 94 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:01,420 Just checking. 95 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,140 It's a go, boys! 96 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,450 I'll get your sister! 97 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:05,940 Ah-Ahem. 98 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:06,870 Madam Flynn, 99 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,610 I have told you a hundred times, 100 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,060 NO PHONE CALLS IN CLASS! 101 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:14,870 Hello? 102 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,790 It is for you. 103 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:18,950 Hello? 104 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,070 Mom, I think the boys are building a monster truck. 105 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:21,570 Um... 106 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:22,050 Honey, 107 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:22,630 I gotta go. 108 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:23,320 No... 109 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,100 B-Big chef. 110 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,620 Big meat tenderizer in front of mommy. 111 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,070 Bye bye. 112 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:26,810 Oh, 113 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,550 this seems like a good idea. 114 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:29,220 I gotcha. 115 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,590 Oh, what's the point? 116 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,350 I'm never gonna be able to parallel park. 117 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,230 Don't worry, sis. 118 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,960 It's just to build your confidence. 119 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,030 Okay, don't forget to buckle up. 120 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,620 But we can't drive here. It's just the backyard. 121 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:44,620 Meap! 122 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,930 铀?Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 铀? 123 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,200 Gentlemen, 124 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,260 I have a unique investment opportunity for you. 125 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,550 I'm sure you're all aware of the popularity of monster trucks, right? 126 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,600 But you know, they are not really monsters, just big, stupid trucks! 127 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,120 So... 128 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,260 I came up with my own line of monster trucks! 129 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,020 Behold! 130 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,880 Very evil, don't you think? 131 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:13,630 And there's even one that looks like me! 132 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,220 Look, look! 133 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,080 We'll corner the markets! 134 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,580 And just to be sure, 135 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,100 I have created, 136 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,340 The Monster Truck Away-inator! 137 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,410 You know, to do away with the competition. 138 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,270 But is it safe to use? 139 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,760 Sure, let me demonstrate. 140 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,120 See? 141 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,620 Doesn't affect people at all! 142 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,810 Except maybe a little swelling. 143 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:37,200 But don't worry, it will go down. 144 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:38,770 You know, probably. 145 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:39,670 Now, 146 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:43,040 watch what it does to this miniature monster truck! 147 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:49,090 I don't know where it sends them, maybe another dimension. 148 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,570 Of course, that was just a toy. 149 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:57,090 Let's try it out on a real monster truck. Huh? 150 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,520 Which brings me to my next invention. 151 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,080 The Monster Truck Locate-Inator! 152 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,560 Perry the Platypus? 153 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:04,440 Guess what? 154 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,540 That's not a monster truck locate-inator at all! 155 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,710 It's a Chinese platypus trap! 156 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,270 I got you. 157 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:15,810 Here's the real Locate-inator! 158 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,420 Okay, now, where is the nearest monster truck? 159 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:21,100 Yes! Right here in Danville! 160 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,490 Okay, everybody, get in me and we'll go. 161 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,650 Are you sure you want to bring him? 162 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,050 Perry the Platypus? Well, 163 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,450 yes, of course. He's my nemesis. 164 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:31,620 I have to show him everything. 165 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,740 Good afternoon, Danville! 166 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,970 Dink Winkerson here, 167 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:40,020 and this is little Isabella Garcia-Shapiro from Fireside Girl Troop 46231. 168 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,310 And she got a little announcement to make. 169 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,930 WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY! 170 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,290 GIANT MONSTER TRUCK RALLY RIGHT HERE IN DANVILLE! 171 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,280 CANDACE THE CRUSHER TAKES ON ALL COMERS! 172 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,120 BE THERE, BE THERE, BE THERE! 173 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,440 WE'LL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, 174 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,360 BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE! 175 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,350 Thanks, Dink. 176 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,060 All right, Candace. 177 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,660 All you have to do is maneuver through this traffic cone course. 178 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,520 Oh. So I put it into drive... 179 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,130 AAH! 180 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:03,740 AAH! 181 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,450 AAH! 182 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,060 AAH! 183 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,270 I don't think we're gonna get a deposit back on those cones. 184 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,060 Okay, Candace. 185 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:12,120 All you have to do on this test is go up this gentle incline. 186 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,010 Dad, 187 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:13,920 you look nervous. 188 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:14,700 No, 189 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,630 of course not. I- 190 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,670 I have full confidence in you. 191 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,080 Phineas, 192 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,160 this incline is getting kind of steep! 193 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,360 Don't worry, Candace. 194 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,550 It gets steeper! 195 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:28,560 Next, 196 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,050 the break portion of the test. 197 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,880 I can't believe I did it! 198 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:36,520 Oh, 199 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,830 well done! 200 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:41,160 Okay, left on to Maple Drive, 201 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,410 and here we are! 202 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,880 Oh, great. 203 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:44,980 There's no parking spot! 204 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,490 I should've invented a Parked Car Away-Inator. 205 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,550 Oh, ya! 206 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,230 That is something that I would buy. 207 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,980 Oh, look at him. He's got a big head, 208 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:54,080 suddenly some sort of marketing genius. 209 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,610 Oh, well done, Candace! Let's- 210 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,620 You're Candace the Crusher? 211 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,780 Yes...? 212 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:05,450 I heard pigs could fly, but now I've seen everything! 213 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,700 That doesn't make any sense. 214 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:08,830 It doesn't have to, 215 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:10,070 I got a monster truck! 216 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,250 Woohoo..! 217 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,560 Candace, 218 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,370 those dudes need to suck our mud! 219 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,270 (Song: Truck Drivin' Girl) 220 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,520 铀?Now let me tell you all the story 'bout a truck driving girl 铀? 221 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,360 铀?In a custom made monster truck she took for a whirl 铀? 222 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:31,530 铀?That little speed demon gonna be a star 铀? 223 00:07:31,530 --> 00:07:34,320 铀?With her learner's permit and an adult in the car 铀? 224 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,510 铀?She may be out for a long, but she can't parallel park, 铀? 225 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:39,010 铀?She's a truck drivin' girl! 铀? 226 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,400 铀?She's a truck drivin' girl! 铀? 227 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,470 AAH! 228 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,610 铀?Well, someday she'll get her license and she'll have it all 铀? 229 00:08:07,610 --> 00:08:10,450 铀?She can pick up her friends and take a drive at the mall 铀? 230 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,530 铀?That little redhead gonna rock my world, 铀? 231 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:15,000 铀?She's a truck drivin' girl! 铀? 232 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,370 铀?She's a truck drivin' girl! 铀? 233 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,640 铀?She's a tire-spinning, 铀? 234 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:18,410 铀?gear-grinding, 铀? 235 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,220 铀?clutch-burning, 铀? 236 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:19,990 铀?backfiring, 铀? 237 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:20,660 铀?paint-trading, 铀? 238 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,520 铀?red-lining, 铀? 239 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,240 铀?overheating, 铀? 240 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,800 铀?throttle-stomping truck drivin' girl! 铀? 241 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,200 It's a photo finish! 242 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,170 The winner will now be decided by our final event, 243 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,900 The Parallel Parking Challenge! 244 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:33,330 Parallel parking? 245 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,690 You're goin' down, girlie! 246 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,460 Check out the finesse! 247 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:41,710 AAH! 248 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,270 AAH! 249 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,290 AAH! 250 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,300 See, Candace? 251 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:45,560 AAH! 252 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,780 Even a trained professional has trouble from time to time. 253 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,410 AAH! 254 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,970 ARGH! 255 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:48,880 AAH! 256 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:49,670 AAH! 257 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,340 Now, I want you to just relax, 258 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:50,560 AAH! 259 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:51,790 ARGHH! 260 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,740 and park this car! 261 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:52,600 AAH! 262 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,130 ARGHH! 263 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,950 AAH! 264 00:08:58,900 --> 00:08:59,480 Yes! 265 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,680 Perfect! 266 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,740 Time for some Monster Truck Away-Inating! 267 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,840 Okay, 268 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,180 steady now... 269 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:11,780 Here we- 270 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:12,930 铀?Perry! 铀? 271 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,540 Perry the Platypus? 272 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:14,100 But-but, 273 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,620 but how did you get out of the Chinese platypus trap? 274 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,140 Ancient Chinese secret. 275 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,350 I don't remember inviting him. 276 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,020 No, 277 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:22,500 wait! 278 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,480 Perry the Platypus! 279 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,250 No, no! Please! 280 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,510 Don't turn the dial to the "Doofenshmirtz mobile and Evil Investors away-inator"! 281 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,210 I have to rethink my dials. 282 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,550 Hey, look guys! 283 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,900 My swelling went down! 284 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:37,930 Oh, shut up. 285 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,520 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 286 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,790 I did it! 287 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,950 I'm proud of you, darling. 288 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,520 You really made them eat mud. 289 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,330 Gotta admit it girl. 290 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,520 You're good. 291 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,290 Hey, aren't you Buck Buckerson? 292 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,220 The famous monster truck rally promoter? 293 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:57,900 That's right. 294 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,630 Me and my boys are headed to a rally up in Badgertown. 295 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:05,000 Only the track up there ain't near as good as this one. 296 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:05,900 You can have ours. 297 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:06,790 We're through with it. 298 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,320 That's mighty nice of you. 299 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,770 Haul her away, boys. 300 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:13,930 Thanks for the ride, Charlene. 301 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:21,760 Hi, Mom. 302 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,630 Candace, 303 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,780 why on earth are you all covered in mud? 304 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:25,690 Because... 305 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,650 She's a tire-spinning, gear-grinding, clutch-burning, backfiring, 306 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:32,300 paint-trading, red-lining, overheating, throttle-stomping truck drivin' girl. 307 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,480 And I learned how to parallel park! 308 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,610 Great!