你坐在电脑前面 You sit on your computers.
给小宝宝微笑的照片点赞 Liking pictures of smiling babies.
分享心灵鸡汤 Sharing inspirational quotes.
但是你真正想看见的是死亡 But what you really wanna see is death.
你点击可怕的新闻头条 You click on horrific news headlines;
暴力 破坏 恐怖主义 战争 violence, destruction, terrorism, war!
因为它让你的废物人生 Because it makes your shitty little lives
看上去没那么废物 seem that little bit less shitty.
你想要走红吗 You wanna go viral?
斯基姆就是机会 Skizm is the virus.
直播加载中\h.\h.\h.
观众们过的好吗 What the fuck is up people!
我叫远射先生 My name is Mr. Longshot!
我是双击老爹 And I'm Daddy Doubletaps,
我们正在为你提供每天的 and we're bringing you your daily dose
-死亡丧钟节目 -话不多说 - of the death toll! - Okay right now,
如果你是新来的 不要着急 if you're new here, real quick,
我们截来了斯基姆的直播流 what we do here is we rip off
来给大家实时报道 Skizm's stream to bring you our commentary
因为我们才是最他妈专业的 'cause we're just the fuckin' best at it!
开始吧 Here we go.
瓦迪姆对战妮克斯 势均力敌的战斗 Vadim versus Nix. Head to head.
今天谁会长眠于此呢 Who is gonna die today?
她就像驾驶着一个怪物一样 She's driving like a fucking monster!
妮克斯 妮克斯 妮克斯 妮克斯 Nix. Nix. Nix. Nix.
给老子死 操你妈的 Die. Fuck you.
《You Spin Me Round》——Dead or Alive
♪ 我知道你的名字 ♪ ♪ I get to know Your name ♪
♪ 如果我能查到你的私人号码 宝贝 ♪ ♪ If I could trace Your private number, baby ♪
我靠 God damn it!
操他 Fuck him.
♪ 我只知道对我来说 ♪ ♪ All I know is that to me ♪
♪ 你看起来乐在其中 ♪ ♪ You look like you're having fun ♪
什么时候一对一的死斗模式可以组队了
我在妮克斯身上赚了不少了
别说了 我要看爆头
多亏斯基姆的技术部门 Thanks to Skizm's tech department
才带来了这些镜头 for bringing up this footage!
-真带劲 -爽 - Abso-fucking-lutely! - Yes.
♪ 宝贝你把我搞得团团转 ♪ ♪ You spin me right round baby right round ♪
♪ 就像张唱片转啊转啊转 ♪ ♪ Like a record baby right round round round ♪
干翻他 Fuck him up.
♪ 宝贝你把我搞得团团转 ♪ ♪ You spin me right round baby right round ♪
♪ 就像张唱片转啊转啊转 ♪ ♪ Like a record, baby right round round round ♪
♪ 你让我旋转 ♪ ♪ You spin me round ♪
♪ 你让我团团转 ♪ ♪ You spin me right round ♪
♪ 你让我旋转 ♪ ♪ You spin me round ♪
妮克斯获胜 Nix wins.
这世界真他妈疯狂 对吧 It can be a fucked up world out there, right?
斯基姆吗 那玩意已经乱到 Skizm? Well that was fucked up to the point
威胁人类文明的地步了 where it was threatening civilization as we know it.
它不可阻挡 It was unstoppable...
直到我闪亮登场 until I came into the picture.
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我叫迈尔斯 Hey. I'm Miles.
这是我生命中最糟糕的一天的故事 This is the story of the worst day of my life.
-白痴 -抱歉 - Dickhead. - Sorry.
这天我出名了 The day I became famous.
我小时候想要当一名英雄 When I was a kid I wanted to be a hero.
战士 A warrior.
但是我长大了什么都不是 But instead I grew up to be a nobody.
Fuck My Life(去他妈的生活)缩写
反复刷着手机上的三个软件 Flicking through the same three apps on my phone
直到该睡觉的时候 until it was time to sleep.
我以前在游戏公司上班 I used to work in video games.
听起来很棒 对吧 Sounds awesome, right?
我不过是个让孩子无脑上瘾的 Not when you're a code monkey
能从他们父母银行卡里捞钱的 for a mindlessly addictive cell phone game
手游设计程序员 designed to steal money from parents credit cards.
但是有个地方我仍然可以当英雄 The one place I could still be a hero though
就是我的键盘后面 was behind my keyboard.
绿帽王
键盘侠 Trolling the trolls.
靠 Oh, shit.
-搞什么 -兄弟 - What the f... - Dude!
靠 别 别点上 别 Oh, shit, no. Don't tap. No.
草 Fucking...
-我没有打扰到你吧 -没 没有 只是 - I'm not interrupting am I? - No. No, no, no. Just, uh...
只是在检查一些工作 just checking some stuff. Hey, uh...
你能在离职卡上签字吗 can you sign this going away card?
好 Uh, yeah.
等下 这 这是什么 Uh, wait. What... What is this?
亲爱的迈尔斯 再见 祝你好运 赞德
我们最近正在裁员 We're currently downsizing personnel.
-什么 裁多少人 -就一个 - What? By how many? - Just one.
-我不 但 -放松 老兄 -I didn't... But... - Hey, relax, hombre.
开个玩笑 It's a joke!
我只是搞你一下 I'm just fucking with you!
好吧 Oh, okay.
我的天你的脸 整蛊成功 Oh, my God your face. Punk'd!
但是如果我再逮着你胡闹 But if I catch you jerking around again...
下次我会来真的 懂了吗 朋友 next card will be real. Got that, amigo?
懂了 Si. Yes.
不闹了 我能 能借下笔吗 Seriously can I... Can I borrow a pen?
-拿去滚 - Fuck you.
之后一天晚上 我中了头彩 And then one night, I hit the jackpot.
斯基姆 Skizm.
-下一个斯基姆 -斯基姆 斯基姆 斯基姆 -Another Skizm... - Skizm... Skizm... Skizm
-关于斯基姆 -斯基姆 - Skizm... - Skizm
斯基姆会随机挑选疯子 怪人 罪犯 Skizm picked random psychos, weirdos, and criminals
然后让他们互相残杀到死 and made them fight each other to the death.
扭曲并且让人恶心 It was twisted and disgusting.
李获胜 Lee wins.
展现人性最丑恶的一面 The worst side of humanity on show.
爽 Yes!
所以网上热度高得不行 So, the internet fucking loved it.
斯基姆 Skizm!
观看人数
进入
现实生活中 我连一只苍蝇都无法伤害 In real life, I couldn't hurt a fly.
但是在键盘后面 我他妈就是终结者 But behind the keys, I was the fucking Terminator.
你们是最堕落的人渣 下地狱去吧
我是终极键盘侠 I was the ultimate troll hunter.
草你个大傻逼
我知道我应该停手 I know I should have just let it go,
但是我控制不住 but I couldn't resist.
来 Yeah.
来啊 对我愤怒吧 Yeah, get angry at me.
让我们搞起来 Let's do this.
回击地不错 臭老鼠
♪ 疯狂地跑 ♪ ♪ Run wild ♪
你屁眼残了
♪ 使命在身 不能停下 ♪ ♪ I'm on a mission And I won't stop ♪
♪ 没有目的但值得一试 ♪ ♪ No destination But it's worth a shot ♪
这么混蛋吗
♪ 你得让我放纵 ♪ ♪ You gotta let me go ♪
快来你妈的房间看我操她
♪ 你得让我放纵 ♪ ♪ You gotta let me go ♪
干你菊花
给你屁眼买了保险了
自杀吧您呐
吃屁吧你个废物
阿农就是个娘炮
这他妈也叫谋杀
干就完了 闭嘴做事
滚去治屁眼吧 混蛋东西
你鸡巴和蛋蛋被切了吧
♪ 疯狂地跑 我有任务在身 ♪ ♪ Run wild I'm on a mission ♪
你们真是低级 You guys are real easy.
♪ 没有目的但值得一试 ♪ ♪ No destination but it's worth a shot ♪
♪ 你得让我放纵 ♪ ♪ You gotta let me go ♪
好了 Okay.
躲在键盘后面的大英雄吗
啥 What?
滚蛋 否则你拿小手就不保了
你他妈谁啊 老哥 Who the fuck are you, dude?
把你的小屌塞进 Stick your dick in...
搅拌机 a blender.
真他妈的业余
配置 IP地址
没事 Okay.
诺娃 Nova.
迈尔斯 我看见你浏览了我的微博
是吗 一定是误点了你的照片
行吧
我对我们的过去感到遗憾
也许我们能约个时间见一见
行 公园见吗
好 当然 Yes. Of course.
当然 十点见吗
♪ 我不想让这消去 我一直孤独着 ♪ ♪ I don't want this to fade I've been standing alone ♪
♪ 我感到害怕 害怕我无法让你知晓 ♪ ♪ I am feeling afraid Afraid I can't let you know ♪
♪ 你带着欲望看我 直视我的眼睛 ♪ ♪ You look at me with desire Looking straight in my eye ♪
♪ 盲点少于谎言 ♪ ♪ Not learning less Of what lies on ♪
♪ 我会责怪这更好的日子 ♪ ♪ I'll blame it on the better days ♪
♪ 我甚至会责怪你的漂亮脸蛋 ♪ ♪ I'll even blame it On your pretty face ♪
♪ 因为宝贝我无法看见 ♪ ♪ 'Cause baby I can't see ♪
希望你能喜欢它 永久型的 Hope you like it. It's permanent.
我爱它 I love it.
你为什么不认真考虑下以漫画为生呢 Seriously, why are you not doing comics for a living?
好吧 辞去工作然后成为下一位艺术家 Right, just quit my job and be another artist
靠拉面生活 以泪洗面 living on Ramen, soaked in my own tears.
我不在乎 你做就对了 I don't care, you should just do it,
你的作品太酷了 your stuff is awesome.
我还没搞定我的超级英雄 I haven't nailed my super hero yet.
-什么意思 -就是 你 - What do you mean? - That! You!
他吗 眼前这个帅气的家伙吗 This guy? This handsome guy right here?
好 不如这样 Uh, okay, well what about, like, uh...
-我之前讲过 -天呐 别 -I've pitched this before... - Oh, God, don't.
但 是两个男人 ...but Man-Man.
他被一个放射男咬了 He's a man who was bitten by a radioactive man.
之后他拥有了超级男子气概 And he gets superhuman powers of manliness.
-我是说 -我的男子气概正被激发 - I mean... - "My man sense is tingling."
听着 别担心 好吗 Look, don't worry, okay?
这 这故事不是那种 This... This is not another story
讲述一个呆瓜尝试得到这个女孩 about a nerd trying to get the girl
就像在解锁游戏机的成就那样 like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked.
来了 Coming.
这不是爱情故事 This is not a love story.
嗨 我感觉你们走错门了 Hi, I... I think you have the wrong apartment.
搞什么 你们他妈的是谁 What the fuck. Who the fuck are you?
好了 找到大英雄了 Well, there he is. Big Man.
你怕了吗 You scared yet?
我操 评论那事吗 别 别 靠 Oh, fuck. What, that comment? No. No. Shit, no.
那 那 只是个很愚蠢的玩笑 That... That... That was just a very dumb joke
我 我 我不是有意的 that I... I... I did not mean.
我们能否 就当无事发生行吗 Uh, can we just, like, forget about it?
天 别傻了 行吗 Oh, sheesh. This is insane, right?
我们一群混蛋到这里 We're being, like, total dicks here.
然后我们就此停手 Why don't I just head off
并且 兄弟你会度过一个愉快的夜晚 and you... you have a pleasant evening, dude.
啥 真的吗 Oh, what, really?
神哟 电脑刚过保修期 Oh, God. Just out of warranty.
小东西 我手滑了 Whoops-a-daisy. Butterfingers.
现在 你繁忙的小手 Now, your busy little hands
我们得教训一下 they need to be taught a lesson.
不 不 不 不要打烂我的手 No, no, no, no, no! Please don't smash my hands.
不 不 我真的喜欢用我的手指 No, no, I really like using them.
放松 迈尔斯 我们不是为了打烂你的手 No, relax, Miles. We didn't come here to smash your hands.
那为什么叫我带个锤子过来 Why did you tell me to bring a hand smashing-hammer then?
我帮你定制了更好的计划 I got something even better planned for you.
干晕他 Knock his ass out.
等下 没必要啊大哥们 Wait, no, no. Seriously guys,
你们没必要对我费心 我 you don't need to do this to me. I... i'm...
草 Shit!
惊了 没晕 That usually knocks 'em cold!
老天 Jesus Christ.
什么 What?
操 操 操 Fuck, fuck, fuck!
什么 What?
小贴士 现实里的枪声 Fun factoid: gun shots
远远大于电影里的 are way louder than in the movies.
现实里 兰博才不会 In real life, Rambo would not be
成为游击队杀手 killing guerilla fighters,
他会去学习手语 he would be learning sign language.
天呐 氧气 我想死你了 Oh, God damn, I missed you, oxygen.
大英雄，欢迎来到斯基姆
你的对手是妮克斯
你有24小时去杀死她 And you have 24 hours to kill her.
如果失败 你会死 If you fail, you die.
尝试逃离这座城市 你会死 Try to leave the city, you die.
如果成功 我们会让你加入 Succeed, we let you in.
他妈的妮克斯是谁 What the fuck is Nix?
这他妈就是
♪ 这是如此艰难 ♪ ♪ Oh, it's been getting so hard ♪
♪ 与你对我做的那些一起活着 ♪ ♪ Living with the things you do to me ♪
♪ 我的梦想变得如此奇怪 ♪ ♪ My dreams are getting so strange ♪
♪ 我得告诉你所有我看见的 ♪ ♪ I'd like to tell you everything I see ♪
♪ 事实上我看见了背后的男人 ♪ ♪ Oh, I see a man at the back As a matter of fact ♪
♪ 他的双眸红如太阳 ♪ ♪ His eyes are as red as the sun ♪
♪ 角落的姑娘吸引全场 ♪ ♪ And the girl in the corner Let no one ignore her ♪
♪ 因为她自认为激情澎湃 ♪ ♪ Cause she thinks she's the passionate one ♪
♪ 是的 ♪ ♪ Oh yeah! ♪
♪ 激情如此闪耀 人们如此狂躁 ♪ ♪ It was like lightning, Everybody was fighting ♪
♪ 音乐正舒缓 人们正舒坦 ♪ ♪ And the music was soothing And they all started grooving ♪
♪ 是 是 是 ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 背后的男人说每人都战斗 ♪ ♪ And the man in the back said everyone attack ♪
♪ 让我们都去舞厅里快闪 ♪ ♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪
♪ 角落的女孩对男孩发出警告 ♪ ♪ And the girl in the corner Said boy I want to warn you ♪
♪ 都去舞厅快闪 ♪ ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz ♪
♪ 舞厅快闪 ♪ ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
妮克斯获胜 Nix wins.
我们看到妮克斯对战加斯克的结果 There we go, that's another win
又是妮克斯获胜 for Nix against Gask.
击杀得分榜
胜利把她送上了排行榜第一位 And that takes her to the top of the leaderboard.
没错 我们一点也不惊讶 Yeah, again are we really surprised?
妮克斯我爱你 Yeah, Nix. I love you.
妮克斯 Nix!
显然是一起毒品抢劫案 造成26人死亡 ...an apparent drug heist, leaving 26 dead.
警方已经锁定 Police have now zeroed in
妮克斯 戴格拉菲是唯一的嫌疑犯 on Nix Degraves as the sole suspect.
戴格拉菲在13岁时就被发现患有精神疾病 Degraves was found criminally insane at age 13.
她最近逃离了最高安全设施 She recently escaped from a maximum-security facility
自此便名声狼藉 and has since gained notoriety
作为地下格斗俱乐部斯基姆中 as one of the most successful contestants
最成功的选手之一 of the underground fight club, Skizm.
她全副武装并且极其危险 She is heavily armed and extremely dangerous.
这好极了 This is good.
杀的漂亮
观众数量破纪录了
那他妈 我们的交易呢
再打一架 然后我就去跟我的线人谈
最后一次 然后我就退出
你的对手是
迈尔斯·李·哈里斯
弹片城警察局
加雷特警探 请向队长办公室报告 Detective Garret, please report to the Captain's office.
你他妈在开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
犯罪记录 无 备注 无
跟踪定位
好吧 Okay.
小心 Careful.
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
与诺娃见面 公园 上午10点
没事儿 Doesn't matter,
别走火射到小丁丁就好 just don't shoot yourself in the dick.
好吧 Okay.
不 不 No! No!
不 No!
不 不 不 不 No! No, no, no!
操 操 操 Fuck, fuck, fuck!
操 操 操 操 操 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
该死 Damn it.
上帝啊 God!
操 Fuck!
-住的地方不错啊 -你射我 - Nice fap-cave. -You shot me!
你竟然真的开枪打我 You actually fucking shot me?
好吧 求你了 我 我 Okay, please. I... I...
我不想跟斯基姆扯上任何关系 I don't want anything to do with Skizm.
好吧 我 我 我不个斗士 Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm not a fighter.
我什么都不是 I'm a nobody.
对啊 那你为什么手里有武器呢 Yeah. Why are you dual wielding pieces then,
白痴先生 Mister Hard boiled?
噢 这两个吗 不 不 不 Oh, these? No, no, no.
这两个 看到了么 他们给我下药了 These... See? They drugged me
然后把它们钉在我手上了 and they drilled these onto my hands.
就直接穿过我的 靠 Like right through my... Shit.
我 我觉得我需要点杀菌剂什么的 I... I think I need some antiseptic or something.
它们都 它们都又红又痛 They're all... They're all red and sore.
那可真不好受 臭小子 That's rough, fuck boy.
所以 要不然咱们两个 So, how about you and me,
咱俩就 就像 休战 we can just, like, truce things out
然后你别毁我的东西了 and you can stop destroying my things.
或者就 就 别射到那些稀有的东西 Or just, like, shoot around the really rare stuff?
好吧 咱们这样 Okay. Here's what we'll do.
花个几分钟时间 Take a few minutes.
-呼吸 放松 -好的 - Breathe. Relax. - Okay.
然后去拉个屎 And then go take a shit
因为没有什么比射一具全是便便的尸体 because there's nothing worse
更糟糕的了 than shooting a poop-filled corpse.
像打翻了屎坛子一样 It's like a hitting a turd piñata.
那之后 我会让你轻松的好好坐下来 After, I'll just sit you down nice and easy
然后他妈的射你的脑干 and shoot you in the fucking brain stem.
操 Fuck!
我操 什么鬼 Shit! What the fuck?
操 Fuck!
女士们先生们 我们回来了 And we're back, ladies and gentlemen.
一场全新的比赛 A brand-new match,
新来的哥们迈尔斯·哈里斯 the new guy Miles Harris...
那是谁啊 莉莉 从来没听说过他 Who is that, Lily? Never heard of him.
迈尔斯·哈里斯是个笑话 This Miles Harris kid is a joke.
天呐 我都不记得我上次 Man, I can't even remember the last time
手机没贴着脸出门是什么时候了 I walked outside without my face in my phone.
一切都是高清的 Everything looks so HD.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
嘿 我需要帮助 有人想杀了我 Hey, I need help! Someone's trying to kill me!
-嘿 放下你的枪 -噢对 靠 - Hey, drop your guns. - Oh, right. Shit.
-下立刻放下 -不 不 不 拜托了 - Drop 'em now! - No, no, no. Please.
不 No!
他们会让迈尔斯出局吗 Will they take out Miles?
他他娘的在干什么 What the fuck is he doing?
我觉得我们可以跟 We can all say,
迈尔斯·哈里斯致敬了 give Miles Harris a salute, I think.
妈妈常说 一定要穿干净的内衣 Mom used to say, always wear clean underwear
保不齐你出了事儿呢 in case you get in an accident.
我要把她列入我让他们失望了的名单 I'm going to add her to the list of people I let down.
-你觉得他是个疯子吗 -肯定是 - You think he's a crack head? - Definitely.
增援 我们这发现有人精神错乱 Hey! Dispatch. We have a 918.
嫌犯有武器而且很危险 Suspect is armed and dangerous.
女士们先生们 我简直不敢相信 Ladies and Gentlemen, I can't believe it,
但是我们今天确实有个节目给你们看 but we actually have a show for you today,
迈尔斯正他妈的逃避警察 Miles is running from the fucking cops!
看看他 跑得像个婊子 Look at him. Running like a bitch.
不许动 Freeze!
-我要开枪了 -求你别这样 - I'm gonna shoot! - Please don't!
不许动 马上停下 Freeze! Stop now!
不 Oh, no.
傻逼了 Idiot.
不 操 No. Shit.
不 警官 天啊 No, sir. God.
你还 你还好吗 Are you... Are you okay?
上帝啊 你不是很好 God no you're not.
-操 操 -不 不 不 不 - Fuck. Fuck. - No, no, no, no.
这些 这些 这就只是我的手 These... These... These are just my hands.
你没事的 你没事的 You're fine. You're fine.
我不会对你做任何事的 我很抱歉 I'm not going to do anything else to you. I'm sorry.
就试着 就躺在这里按住 好吗 Just try... Just lie and hold that, okay?
好了 我确定他们正在来找你的路上 Okay. I'm sure they're coming for you right now.
对 他们确实在路上 Oh, yeah they are.
好吧 我得走了 Okay, I have to go now.
-拜 拜拜 -操 - Bye. Bye-bye. - Shit.
对不起 对不起 Sorry, sorry.
诺娃 不 Nova. Oh, no.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
诺娃 等等 等等 等等 等等 Nova, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
真牛逼 是要无聊死她吗
这是业余的《阿甘正传》快闪族吗
真无聊
不 No.
诺娃 诺娃 Nova. Nova.
我的天哪 Holy shit.
-嘿 -迈尔斯 - Hey. - Miles?
上帝啊 Oh. Oh, God.
对不起我迟到了 报警器之类的东西 I'm sorry I'm late. Alarms and stuff.
靠 Shit.
-快 开车 -放松 放松 - Go. Drive now. - Relax. Relax.
-赶紧开车 -在你放松下来之前 - You have to drive. - I'm not driving anywhere
我哪儿也不去 until you chill.
好吧 好了 我冷静下来了 Okay, cool. I'm cool.
无人机下线
去七街和沙德威尔 给我找到迈尔斯 Go to 7th and Shadwell, give me Miles.
所以 So...
不知道怎么说 但我发现 Unsure how to broach this, I can't help but notice
你没穿裤子 you aren't wearing pants.
对 对 Oh, yes. Yeah.
不 我的公寓里有火警 No there was a fire alarm at my apartment.
我被锁在外面了 周一嘛 对吧 I got locked out of my building. Mondays, right?
我懂你 不过今天是周四 I feel ya! It's actually Thursday, though.
你还有我的备用吸入器吗 Do you still have one of my spare inhalers?
可能吧 看看我的包里 在下面 Maybe. Check my handbag. Down there.
你能帮我拿一下吗 Could you just grab it for me?
我昨晚一晚没睡 一直在编码 I was up all night, last night coding.
我有严重的RSI I have terrible RSI.
重复性压迫损伤
对哦 一些强有力的编码 Right. Some vigorous coding.
对 Yeah.
-给 -不好意思 你能帮我吗 - Here. - I'm sorry, could you do it?
-好的 -谢谢 - Right. - Thanks.
爽 谢谢你 Oh, shit, thank you.
-好了吗 -好了 - Okay? - Yeah.
-不如你拿着它吧 -好的 谢谢 - Why don't you hold onto that. - Oh, yeah, thanks.
-见到你很高兴 -这是个意外 - It's really good to see you. - This was a mistake.
-好吧 -我不该跟你发信息的 - Oh. Okay. - I shouldn't have messaged you.
我把你送回家吧 I'll drop you home.
不 不 请 别送了 No. No. Please don't.
我现在不能回去 它对我来说太疯狂了 I can't go back there right now, it's very crazy for me.
不如我们就去你家怎么样 How about we just hang at your place?
不 迈尔斯 你需要向前看了 No. Miles, You just need to move on.
我的意思是 Oh. I mean,
你为什么不去见见新人呢 我不知道 why don't you just meet someone new, I don't know.
好吧 我 Okay, I mean...
事情是这样的 我差不多遇见新的人了 Here's the thing. I kind of did meet somebody new.
是吗 我 我认识她吗 Oh? Do... Do I know her?
-她叫什么名字 -她叫妮克斯 - What's her name? - Her name is Nix
她其实想要杀了我 and she's actually trying to kill me.
所以 So,
这些从斯基姆来的人昨晚来了我家 these guys from Skizm came to my house last night,
他们让我和她打架 they're making me fight her.
斯基姆 对 - Skizm? - Mm-hmm.
-迈尔斯 你加入斯基姆了 -对 - Miles, you joined Skizm? - Yes...
不 不 不是那样的 No. No. No way.
你脑子有病吗 What is wrong with you?
我没加入他们 I did not join.
你他妈疯了吗 Are you out of your freaking mind?
不 不 不 我没加入 No, no, no. I did not join.
他们逼我 好吧 They're forcing... Okay,
我 我能给你看点东西吗 Can I... Can I show you something?
但是你得向我保证到时候会保持冷静 But you have to promise me to be cool with it.
行 Sure.
好的 准备好 好吗 别害怕 Okay, just be prepared, all right? Don't freak.
我看起来害怕吗 Do I look like I'm freaking?
好吧 这只是一个合理的警告 好吧 Okay, this is fair warning. Okay.
我操 迈尔斯 What the fuck, Miles?
我天 天啊 God. God.
操 你有病吧 Fuck! What's wrong with you?
我说了别吓到 上帝啊 I said don't freak out! God!
把我交给警察 Put me through to the police.
诺娃 Nova!
我在斯基姆的历史上 I've never seen anything like this
从没见过这样的事 in the history of Skizm.
看呐 Look,
迈尔斯·哈里斯刚刚跳进了一个衣柜 Miles Harris just jumped into a fucking clothes bin!
这个哥们绝对是个垃圾 This guy is absolute trash.
这他妈到底是死斗还是躲猫猫
难道要他妈的看他老死吗
简直停不下来
还不如看屎干在他裤子里了呢
观看人数
我真的喜欢这个 这太他妈难以置信了 I really like this, this is fucking unbelievable.
大家都写评论来告诉我们 Keep those comments coming in everybody,
让我们知道你认为接下来会发生什么 let us know what you think's gonna happen next.
足够了 切换到四号相机 That's enough, cut to camera four.
-正在切至四号 -继续播放迈尔斯 Cutting to four. Stay on Miles.
那他妈就是个没生命的衣物箱 It's an inanimate fucking clothing bin.
都不用看电视 Hardly must-see TV.
你能不能让我做我的工作 Can you just let me do my job?
我在指挥这里 I'm directing here.
-按他说的做 -你是怎么 - Do what he says. - How do you even breathe
带着个愚蠢的面具喘气的 with that stupid gimp mask on?
别让他摘面具 Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface take his mask off,
看到之后你可能会睡不着觉的 you might not sleep so well afterwards.
听着 就让我做我的事 行吗 Look, just let me do my thing. Okay?
你干你的事 You do yours.
站在旁边看起来像 Stand around l
来自愤怒街道的终极老板 ooking like end-level bosses from Streets of Rage.
你没资格给我扣帽子 You couldn't direct my cock into a top hat,
你这没天赋的东西 you talentless piece of shit.
呼吸困难吗 Having trouble breathing?
这很好 拿个摄像机 This is good, get a camera.
把这段录下来 Get this on camera. This is good.
快他妈拿个相机来 Hurry up and get a fucking camera!
这是全景吗 我们怎么把他恢复成视频 Is this on panorama? How do we get it back to video?
在底部滑动 Swipe at the bottom.
操 应用程序崩溃了 Oh, shit the app just crashed.
他妈的快一点 Hurry the fuck up.
-天啊 丹 -这太棒了 - Jesus, Dane! - This is great!
转到七号 Go to seven.
好吧 他要么跑然后死 Well, either he'll run and die,
他会打一架然后死 he'll fight and die,
或者退出然后死 or he'll puss out and die.
只要观众喜欢这个节目 Just as long as the viewers enjoy the show.
迈尔斯 我们知道你在里面 Miles. We know you're in there.
操 Fuck.
操 操你妈 Fuck! Fuck this!
去他妈的 Fuck everything.
如果我是你的话我不会那样做的 I wouldn't do that if I was you.
为什么 Why shouldn't I?
因为 角度不对 Well, the angle's all wrong.
你打不到你的脑子 You won't hit your brain.
你只会把你脸炸开花 You'll just end up blowing your damn face off.
好吧 谢谢 Okay, thanks.
然后你还是会很沮丧 And then you'll still be depressed.
甚至可能会更沮丧 因为你那张烂脸 Even more depressed probably, because of your fucked-up face.
试试头后面的角度 头的底部 Try and angle it right to the rear, base of the head.
好吗 Okay.
好吧 你这方面知道的也太多了 Okay, you know way too much about this.
我只是想帮忙 伙计 Just trying to be helpful, man.
这听起来很他妈奇怪 Hey, look this is going to sound really fucking weird,
但你能帮我穿个衣服吗 but could you help dress me?
枪被钉在我手上了 I have guns bolted to my hands.
这个玩意 This whole deal.
嗯 你说得对 这听起来是很奇怪 Yeah, you're right. That does sound pretty fucking weird.
对不起 Oh, sorry.
关掉它 我看够了 Turn it off. I've seen enough.
看起来你男朋友让他自己陷入了一堆烂事 Seems like your boyfriend's got himself into some pretty deep shit.
这一切都没有道理 None of this makes sense.
我是说 这可不是迈尔斯 I mean, this isn't Miles.
这就是全部了诺娃 你可以走了 That's all Nova, you're free to go.
这就完了吗 That's it?
当然了 如果他联系你了 Well, obviously if he calls you,
就赶紧告诉我们 you get in touch with us right away,
明白吗 okay?
迈尔斯的确有点问题 但他是个好人 Look, Miles has issues but he's a good guy.
逮捕他的时候别伤着他 好吗 Just bring him in alive, okay?
我们尽力吧 Well, we'll do our best.
黑进她手机 随时随地跟踪她 Hack her phone. Have her followed 24/7.
来真的吗 Oh, come on.
你觉得迈尔斯还会联系她吗 You really think he's gonna make contact?
妮克斯正在追杀他 Nix is after this guy,
所以我们得先找到他 we need to get to him first.
要给你绑个蝴蝶结吗 You want a double bow on that buddy or?
不用 这样可以了 感谢 Uh, that should be fine, thanks.
我操 兄弟 Fuck, brother,
感觉你现在情况很糟糕呀 it sounds like you're in some deep shit.
是啊 我不能面对暴力 Yeah, I just... I... I can't face violence.
就是这种真真切切的暴力 You know, not... not in real life.
你有什么东西可以吃吗 Hey, you don't have anything to eat, do you?
让我看看我的贮藏室 Well, let's have a look at the pantry.
有了 半条冷热狗 Oh, here we go. Half a cold hotdog.
请问有素食这个选项吗 Um, you don't have a vegetarian option, do you?
所以你不接受暴力 So, you don't believe in violence
-也不接受吃肉 -我不喜欢 - or eating meat. - I don't like, uh,
给这个世界带来痛苦 contributing to the suffering in the world, I guess.
你真伟大啊兄弟 Well, that's a great philosophy, man.
但是这世界上大部分人 But most people in the world,
能得到什么就吃什么 they just eat whatever they can get.
像你说的你不能面对暴力是一样的 And it's one thing to say you can't face violence.
但当暴力真正面对你的时候 But when it faces you,
你最好有所准备 you better be ready.
-你知道木头三人组吗 -谁 - You a Citrus Hill fan? - Who?
片中人口误 应是墓园三人组 来自加利福尼亚州的美国嘻哈团体
♪ 暴风雨来的时候 你最好有所准备 ♪ ♪ When the shit goes down You better be ready ♪
♪ 你最好有所准备 ♪ ♪ You better be ready ♪
说的也是 Right, umm.
妈的不管了 你能塞到我嘴里吗 Okay, fuck it. Can you just push it into my mouth?
认真的吗 我才他妈的帮你穿了衣服 Seriously? I just fucking dressed you,
现在又想要我喂你吗 now you want me to feed you?
那等下是不是要给你擦屁股了 What's next, you want me to wipe your arse?
那就太好了 That could be really useful...
没门 闭嘴 Don't even talk about it.
好的吧 Okay.
-操 -差一点呢 - Ah! Fuck! - Ah! So close.
不怕 还能吃 10秒定律 That's still you know, 10 second rule.
指掉地上的食物在10秒内还没沾上细菌
是的 好了 Yup. Okay.
干得漂亮 That's it, yeah.
好好引导你的兽性 Yeah, channel your animal side.
你需要这玩意儿 You're gonna need it.
这可是狗咬狗的世界啊 Cause it's a dog eat dog world out here.
这是用什么肉做的 What kind of meat did they make that from?
不知道 反正放了8个月了 I don't know but it's been in here for 8 months.
现在终于把它解决了 Good to finally get rid of it.
对了 你有没有可能听过 Hey, you don't happen to know anything
GPS追踪啥的吧 about GPS tracking, do you?
我敢肯定我被跟踪了 Pretty sure I'm being bugged.
我知道了 Oh, I see how it is.
因为我是个流浪汉 You assume because I'm homeless,
所以你就以为我不知道 I don't know nothing
这些GPS吊玩意儿吧 about dumb stupid GPS tracking bullshit.
对不起 我不是那个意思 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
你要知道 我也有可能是个 For all you know, I could be a savant programmer
创业失败破产了的天才程序员呢 who got screwed after my startup went bust.
那抱歉了 这是真的吗 I'm so sorry. Are you?
啥 才不是呢 What? No!
我一辈子 I spend all of my time
都毁在吸粉上了 getting fucked up on a bunch of crack.
那挺厉害呢 Oh. Good for you.
想来点不 Wanna smoke some crack?
来点 Yes.
我不用了 那个热狗已经够呛了 I'm good. The... The hotdog was... was enough.
走路长点眼睛 混蛋 Hey. Watch it, asshole.
我操 是你啊 Shit. Fuck it's you.
你怎么不继续跑呀 "枪"手爱德华 Hey, why don't you stop running, Edward Gun-hands?
剪刀手爱德华的名字梗
靠 兄弟 怎么回事 Fuck, dude. What the hell?
你今天干什么去了 赞德气得要死 Where've you been all day? Zander is pissed.
我遇了点麻烦 我觉得我被定位跟踪了 I'm in some trouble, man. I think I'm being tracked.
-被谁 -那个不需要你担心 - By? - Don't worry about that.
如果你要跟踪某人 Just... If you were gonna stalk someone,
你会怎么做 how would you do it?
是吗 谁告诉你我在跟踪人 Okay, who told you I was stalking them?
劳拉吗 因为她是个骗子 Was it Laura? Because she's a liar.
不是不是 听我说 你会怎么跟踪我 No, no, no. No. Dude, focus. How would you track me?
很简单 在你手机上装个恶意软件 Easiest way, malware on your cell,
然后可以远程操控 you could do it remotely.
你带了手机吧 You have it on you? Ah, yeah.
我是带了 Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah,
在我前面裤口袋里 it's in my front jeans pocket.
-你帮我拿一下吧 -操 没门 - Can you just grab it? - No. Fuck, no.
-你自己拿给我啊 -我做不到 - Just pass the phone dude. - I can't.
我那什么 I just... There was a... I...
我不小心把手粘在衣服口袋里了 glued my hands inside my jacket.
你两只手都粘上了 You did both of your hands.
这怎么可能 How is that possible?
我知道 但是这很复杂 No, I know. It was... It was really complicated.
我衣服口袋里都破了洞 There were holes in the inside of my pockets,
所以我就用胶水把洞粘好 so I just glued them together
又直接穿上了衣服 and then I put the jacket on
然后我忘记了这茬 喝醉了以后睡着了 and I forgot and I got drunk and I fell asleep
手一直在衣服口袋里 with my hands in my pockets.
最后就成这样子了 And now, here we are.
不不不 我不要 No, no, no. I'm not... no.
-我不想 -别那么操蛋了 - I don't want to. - Stop being a dick about it,
赶紧把你手指插进来 快点 just stick your fingers in there. Come on.
我的妈啊 Jesus Christ!
天啊 好深啊 Oh, God, it's deep in there.
也好紧 It's so tight. Oh, man.
这玩意儿在你大腿上变暖了 Oh, it's still warm from your thigh.
程序开始 Beginning.
然后呢 Okay, okay, so?
这不是黑客软件 This is not Hackers dude, okay?
所以搜索得要点时间 可能个把小时 This search will take a while. Hours, you know, maybe...
-恶意程序已找到 -完成了 - Malware found. - Oh, it's done.
-这可是高端科技呀 -那你能删掉它吗 - This is some advanced shit. - Okay, can you delete it?
当然可以 Of course I can.
除非之后你还想再启动它 Unless you want to able to reactivate it later?
咱可以快速建个程序 We could set up a quick app
然后你就可以打开它了 so you could flick it on.
不 删掉它 No. No. Just get rid of it. Um...
等下 其实也挺有用的 就那样做吧 Okay, yeah, no, that could be handy, do that one.
你好啊 迈尔斯 Hey, Miles.
-赞德 -现在是下午4点了 - Zander. - So, it's 4:00 p.M.
而你现在看起来像屎一样 And you come in looking like complete shit.
你小子吸毒了 You on drugs?
你把摇头丸混了猛料用眼睛吸了吧 You speed-balling the MDMA straight into your eyeballs?
-我生病了 好吗 -生病了 - I've been sick. Okay? - Sick?
你还好吗 小男人 You okay little man?
那你怎么不在家休息呢 Why don't you take the rest of the day off, huh?
或者还不如永远别他妈来了 Or you could just fuck the fuck off forever.
警察在找你 Cops are looking for you.
看来你惹上大事了 Seems like you're in some deep shit now.
我一直都知道你是个不安分的垃圾 I always knew you were a fuck-up.
-放开我 -你想怎样 跟我叫板吗 - Let me go. - What you gonna do? Take me on?
小兄弟你要打我吗 你这个疯鬼 You gonna hit me, amigo? You El Loco?
闭上你的臭嘴 Oh, shut the fuck up!
别他妈给老子装作会讲他妈的西班牙语 Stop pretending you speak fucking Spanish,
-你他妈的臭傻逼 -好 对不起 - you fucking idiot! - Okay, I'm sorry,
求你别杀我 please don't kill me.
我每次进办公室你都要羞辱我 You put me down every time I come in that door,
你扣了我工资就因为我参加了我妈的葬礼 you docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral,
你还在我面前搭讪我女朋友 and you hit on my girlfriend in front me!
我他妈已经不能忍受你这人渣了 I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit!
操你妈 也操那个花栗鼠 Fuck you! And fuck that fucking chipmunk!
松鼠 Squirrel.
操 我很抱歉 Fuck. I'm... I'm sorry.
别再做个人渣了 好吗 Just stop being a dick, okay?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
♪ 你让我头晕目眩 宝贝 ♪ ♪ You spin me right round, Baby right round ♪
♪ 像一张碟片一样旋转着 宝贝 ♪ ♪ Like a record, baby, Right round round round ♪
♪ 你让我头晕目眩 宝贝 ♪ ♪ You spin me right 'round Baby... ♪
操 Fuck.
♪ 一圈又一圈 ♪ ♪ Right round round round ♪
♪ 你让我头晕目眩 宝贝 ♪ ♪ You spin me right round Baby right round ♪
♪ 像一张碟片一样旋转着 宝贝 ♪ ♪ Like a record, baby right round round round ♪
我的手机 放进我口袋里 My phone. Stick it in my pocket.
-真的吗 -真的 他妈的快点 - Really? - Yes, really! Fucking do it.
你骗了我 You know, you lied to me.
你说你只是手粘在衣服上了 You said you glued your hands.
我得从这离开 你掩护我 I need to get out of here. You cover me.
掩护你 等下 我怎么做 Fucking cover you? Wait, what am I going to do,
我用钉枪给她屁股来一针 cap her ass with a staple gun?
人总有犯错的时候 Mistakes were made...
我认真的 I mean seriously,
咱们他妈的给这个神经男来点掌声 round of a-fucking-plause for nerf guy.
我太喜欢他了 He's my new favorite
我得说 我得说 I gotta say, I gotta say.
咱来看看 这几个小喽啰 Here we see, the little bitches,
从地洞里钻了出来 emerging from their cave
啥鸡巴事都没干 after doing jack shit.
现在升级为传说级别的战役了 This is becoming a fucking legendary match here.
迈尔斯·哈里斯 这个小菜鸟 Miles Harris, the fucking newbie
-跑到楼层 -他在这 - on the block... - Oh, here we go.
停车 从车里出来 Hey, stop. Get out of the car.
请你配合 求你了 出来 Please. Come on. Please, get out.
感谢 Thank you.
非常感谢 抱歉了 Thank you very much, sorry.
操 Oh, fuck...
这么快吗 Oh, come on!
别这样 No.
他妈的 Oh, shit.
-混蛋 -对不起 - Fucker! - Sorry.
真棒 This is good.
我靠 Oh, shit.
别再对我开枪了 Stop shooting at me!
继续 真他妈爽 Go on! Fucking yeah!
活该 废物 Suck it, loser.
你谁 Oh. Uh, no, dude...
干什么 你要干什么 What're you... What're you doing?
不 我的天 这都行 No. Jesus, that's not... No!
我的老天爷 Oh, Jesus Christ!
我靠 Shit.
我赢了吗 Did I win?
我的天 Uh, Jesus.
别跑了 你这坨小鸡屎 Stop running, you little chicken shit.
操 Fuck!
你觉得你跑得很快是吗 Think you're fucking fast, ain't ya?
-操 -这枪打得太悲剧了 - Fuck. - Well that shot was pathetic.
好吧 我是真他妈替你尴尬 All right, I'm just saying this
所以老娘告诉你一点小技巧 because I'm honestly so fucking embarrassed for you,
放松你的手臂 relax your damn arms,
手肘稍微弯曲 elbow slightly bent nearly straight.
-闭嘴 -然后枪上的 - Shut up. - And those two little
两个用来瞄准的东西 sight things on the barrel
不是装饰 知道吗 aren't just for decoration you know.
闭嘴 别试着来帮我 Shut up. Stop trying to help me.
我操 Oh, fuck.
恭喜你 我觉得你好像 Congratulations. I think you've just discovered
达到了弱智的最顶端 a whole new level of retardation.
没有你这样的形容 That word is not okay.
你要枪打好了我就不这么形容了 It's okay if you shoot like one.
滚开吧 求你了 放我走吧 Fuck off. Please. Just leave me alone.
你看 我还没对你做任何事 Okay, I haven't done anything to you.
可我得杀了你 所有警察 I gotta kill you. Every cop in the country
都在等着抓我 所以 is looking to end me, so...
这和我有什么关系 Yeah, that's not my fault!
斯基姆说只要杀了你 他们就会 Skizm said they would wipe my slate clean
帮我把犯罪记录都清干净 after I bury your ass.
你还真听他们的吗 Oh, that's what they told you?
所以你是他们的小黄人吗 What, so you're just like their minion?
是电影里那些像黄色肛塞的东西吗 What, like those yellow butt plug things from the movies?
不是 我说你是他们的走狗 No. No, I mean you're like their... their lackey.
我才不是谁的走狗 I'm no one's lackey.
我靠 God damn you.
干 Fuck.
先生 女士 操 Hey, sir! Madam! Ma'am! Fuck.
帮帮忙 求求你了 Hey! Excuse me, please!
不要 No, no, no!
换做是我 我也怕 I mean, I get it.
-迈尔斯 -是我 - Miles? - Hey.
我的天 你还好吗 你看起来 Oh, my God. Are you okay? You're like...
新闻上都是你的报道 你在干什么 You're all over the news, what are you doing
为什么像个疯子一样抓着枪到处跑 running around with guns, like a crazy person?
他们把枪钉在我手上了 They bolted these things to my hands,
这就是我本来想告诉你的事 is what I was trying to tell you.
"钉" 什么意思啊 "Bolted"? What do you mean "bolted"?
就好像他们在家得宝买了全套装备 I mean like they went to town on my hands
家得宝是美国一家家庭装饰品与建材的零售商 类似宜家
然后在我手上安了一个家 with some Home Depot supplies.
我操 在车里时候你是想告诉我这事 Oh, fuck, you were trying to tell me in the car.
是的没错 Yeah. Yeah I did.
听着 迈尔斯 警察在找你 Look, Miles, the cops are looking for you.
你就来自首吧 Okay, just... Just turn yourself in.
-他们会保护你的 -我来不了 - They'll protect you. - I can't.
我现在准备要离开这镇子了 I'm actually... I'm just leaving town.
我就是打电话来说再见的 I just called to say, goodbye
-还有谢谢 -谢什么 - and, uh... thanks. - Thanks?
谢谢你曾跟我在一起 For being with me,
谢谢你让我成为更好的人 for making me a much better person.
别这么说 Don't say that.
你一直都是很好的人 You were always that person.
我不知道你陷入了什么麻烦 I don't know what trouble you're in
但你不能总是逃避 but you can't keep running from...
诺娃 你还在吗 Nova! Hello?
你好啊 Oh, hello.
我很抱歉 不过诺娃现在没法来接电话了 I'm sorry but Nova can't come to the phone right now.
我操你妈 别把诺娃牵扯进来 Oh, fucking you again. Leave Nova out of this.
闭上你哭唧唧的嘴巴去加入战斗 Shut your fucking whine hole and fight.
你不要胡思乱想了 迈尔斯 You need to get your head out of your ass, Miles,
像个男人去战斗吧 and grow a set of balls.
你现在还剩五个小时去杀妮克斯 Now, you got five hours to kill Nix.
否则我们就让丹把你家婊子撕成碎片了 Otherwise we're gonna let Dane here start cutting pieces off your bitch.
瞧瞧她 Hey! Oh, ho, ho!
你用照片墙吗 Are you on Instagram?
加我 我发你最新进展啊 Add me and I'll send you updates.
快跑 迈尔斯 Just run, Mil...!
操 操 操 操操操操 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
冷静 思考 Okay, think.
不 别慌 快想 快想 快想 No, no, come on, think, think, think.
♪ 大难临头时你要时刻准备好 ♪ ♪ When the shit goes Down ya better be ready ♪
♪ 你大难临头时 ♪ ♪ When the shit goes down ♪
♪ 要时刻准备好 ♪ ♪ Ya better be ready ♪
已激活 Activated.
♪ 大难临头时你要时刻准备好 ♪ ♪ When the shit goes down ya better be ready ♪
911报警电话 你的紧急情况是什么 911 what's your emergency?
你好 我叫迈尔斯·哈里斯 Uh, hello, my name is Miles Harris,
我想警察现在正在找我 I think the police are looking for me.
你能告诉他们我知道妮克斯在大概十分钟后 Can you tell them I know where Nix is going to be
要去的地方吗 in like 10 minutes.
他们懂我这句话的意思 They will know what that means.
好的 先生 Okay. Sir,
-请保持在线 -再见了 妮克斯 - please stay on the line. - Bye-bye, Nix.
你好 你还在线吗 Hello, are you still there?
希望这挺痛快的 I hope it's a quick death.
或者不是 Or not, actually.
♪ 口袋空空手持枪 ♪ ♪ Pockets on flat with the gat ♪
♪ 开着92款凯迪拉克到处逛 ♪ ♪ Rollin around nine Deuce Cadillac ♪
♪ 有我哥们掩护我 ♪ ♪ Still got my homies To watch my back ♪
♪ 他们会锤爆你的屁股如果你要上去闲聊的话 ♪ ♪ And they'll smoke ya ass If ya wanna come chat ♪
♪ 难怪一些蠢蛋和小屁孩经过的时候吓得汗湿了 ♪ ♪ That's why some pigs And the kids come sweatin' ♪
♪ 他们跟着射出空心弹 弹壳难以咽下去那种 ♪ ♪ They follow a hollow point Shells hard to swallow ♪
这个给你 兄弟 There you go, bro.
这玩意儿能把你毛都给熨平了 That shit'll make your pubes go straight
这他妈是哪个混蛋在这儿偷看 Who the fuck is this dick wad?
我谁也不是 我只是路过 I'm nobody! I'm just leaving. Uh...
什么玩意儿 你准备搞我们吗 What the fuck! You trying to fuck us?
你刚刚说了什么屁话 What the fuck did you just say?
从你嘴里蹦出来的什么玩意儿 What the fuck is in your mouth,
我他妈一句都听不懂 I can't understand a fucking word.
你真的准备搞我们吗 You trying to fuck us?
我没有这个意思 格里姆 I'm not trying to fuck you, Grim!
我也不认识这个混蛋 I don't know this shit head!
我怎么知道你没有搞我的打算 And how do I know you're not trying to fuck us?
我没准备搞这里的任何人 大家 I'm not here to fuck anybody, guys!
我真的 真的只是路过啊 I'm just... I'm just gonna go.
你他妈在那儿呆着别动 Stay the fuck where you are!
行吧 Okay.
我要把你嘴给打烂 I will bust you right in the mouth!
我们现在该怎么办 What do we do then?
听我说 大家 Uh, you know what, guys,
其实等下这里会变得非常失控 actually things are about to get really crazy here,
我们得赶紧走 we should all bail.
-闭上你臭嘴 -你他妈闭嘴 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up!
给我乖乖坐下 小混蛋 Sit the fuck down, little asshole!
好的 格里姆 Okay, Grim...
我们应该同时把他脸打爆 We both shoot him in the face at the same time.
等等 什么 Wait! What?
我数三声 准备 On the count of three, ready?
-一 -不 不要 求你们了 - One! - Oh no, no, no. Please!
-二 -别 - Two! - Wait!
六 九 八 二十七 Six! Nine! Eight! Twenty-seven!
五 十一 Five! Eleven-teen!
糟糕 Oh, shit...
那个疯婆子他妈是谁 Who the fuck is this crazy whore?
天哪 我们这下都完了 Oh, God! You've killed us all.
你好啊 二手皮衣老爹 Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy!
来跪舔我吧 Suck my clit!
谁都别想把那家伙杀了 No one is killing fuck boy here.
棒的 Yay!
-当然 除了我 -这样 - Except me, of course! - Oh.
♪ 让我走吧 每个人都想让我们知道 ♪ ♪ Please let me go, Everybody want us to know ♪
♪ 发信息告诉他们 我们会重获新生 ♪ ♪ Mali people Will live again now ♪
♪ 在世界每个角落 ♪ ♪ Around the world ♪
♪ 在周六 ♪ ♪ On Saturday ♪
操 Fuck!
♪ 你紧闭心房 ♪ ♪ You will be closed away ♪
♪ 总有一天人们会祝贺我 ♪ ♪ Celebration on me one day ♪
♪ 一定的 在世界每个角落 ♪ ♪ For sure, around the world ♪
我去 这叫声让我更兴奋了 God damn, that sound gives me such a hard on.
小混蛋 Little fucker!
我操 Fuck.
糟糕 Oh, shit!
没有复活包 没有胜利特效 没有下条命 No re-spawns, no one-ups, no extra lives.
我刚刚真的杀了这个人 I just killed this fucking guy.
-你手上的伤口痛吗 -你觉得呢 - Those things, they hurt? - What do you think?
激活追踪器
您的位置 被允许可见
斯基姆把你弄成这样 Skizm do that?
是斯基姆干的 我能把枪钉在自己手上吗 Yes, Skizm did that, you think I did this to myself?
我猜钉第二把枪的时候确实有点难度 I guess drilling the second one in would be a little difficult.
我们下一步怎么办 How do we proceed?
你猜怎么着 我有一个主意 Oh, you know what, I got an idea about that.
把这两把枪从我手上弄下来如何 How about we take these fucking things off my hands!
听着 他们手上有我女朋友 好吗 Look, they have my girlfriend, okay?
我的前任 前女友 My ex... ex-girlfriend.
无论如何 让我帮你们 求你们了 Whatever. Just let me help you, please.
好的 谢谢你们了 Okay, thank you.
等下 侦探 你刚刚该拐弯的 Oh, uh, detective, you missed the turn off.
我们不打算去医院了 We ain't headed to the hospital anymore.
什么 为什么不去 What? Why not?
妮克斯跟在你后面的 对吗 Nix is after you, right?
我们派人跟在了妮克斯后面 We're after Nix.
计划有变 亲爱的 Change of plan, sweetheart.
什么鬼 所以我现在成诱饵了 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! So I'm just bait now?
警察这么做好像不合法啊 That seems very not legal for police officers.
迈尔斯 我想跟你讲一个我妻子的故事 Miles I want to tell you a story about my wife.
我才不关心你的妻子 Ah, I don't give a shit about your wife.
对不起 兄弟 Sorry, dude,
能把这玩意儿从我手上拆下来吗 can we get these fucking things off my hands?
16年前 我在追捕这个团伙 Sixteen years ago, I'm chasing this gang.
好吗 我逮捕了他们 Right? I bust 'em.
他们的头儿是个变态恶心的疯子 Their leader was this psychopathic little dirt bag
全身都是纹身 covered in tattoos.
名字叫维克多 Went by the name of Riktor.
我抓捕坏人 这是我的工作 我是个警察 Now I gots the bad guys, that's my job, I'm a cop.
但维克多 But Riktor...
却把仇记在了我个人身上 he takes it very personally.
他保释出狱后 追踪我的妻子和孩子们 He makes bail, they track my wife and kids...
对 就是这样 Yeah, that's it.
燃烧吧 宝贝 燃烧 Burn, baby, burn.
我成功把我女儿救了出来 I managed to get my daughter out.
但我妻子和儿子都走了 My wife and son were gone.
最后妮克斯以另一种方式也走了 Nix was gone too in a different way.
等等 妮克斯是你的女儿 Wait, Nix is your daughter?
我尽全力给她所有需要的帮助 Tried to get her the help she needed.
但永远都不够 But it was never enough.
她是我的亲身骨肉 我要把她拉回正轨 She's my flesh and blood, I have to stop her.
迈尔斯好像被臭警察带走了 Uh-oh, looks like Miles has been taken away by the pigs.
我是认真的 这总体上令人失望 I mean, seriously, generally such a disappointment.
喂 Hey!
你看起来挺能打的 对吗 You look like a fighter. Hmm?
也许你能成为我们下一个玩家 Maybe you could be our next player.
警察正在监视我的房子 笨蛋 The cops are watching my house, idiot.
他们可能已经跟上你了 They would have followed you,
可能早就把这里包围了 they probably have the place surrounded already!
-警察吗 -是啊 - The cops? - Yeah.
包围了 Surrounded?
天呐 我吓得都要把屎拉裤里了 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do a poo-poo in my pantaloons!
真的警察吗 The actual cops?
天啊 警察 Oh, my God! The cops!
你他妈觉得警察是哪边的 Who the fuck do you think owns the fucking cops?
-什么 -丹 把无人机打掉 - What? - Dane, kill the drones.
好的 头儿 Yes, boss!
我们不要暴露了 We need to keep our cover.
别走开 我们可能没信号了 观众朋友们 Hang on, I think we just lost the stream ladies and gentlemen.
是的 我们会尽快恢复 我们会尽快恢复 Yeah, we're gonna get this back. We're gonna get this back.
喂 斯坦顿 我们在什么鬼地方 Hey, Stanton, where the fuck are we?
操 Fuck!
我的天 大哥 Holy shit, dude!
你在干什么鬼玩意儿 What the actual fuck?
你现在是不是该解释一下什么 Is that look supposed to fucking explain something?
人们一个一个在我眼前死去 People keep fucking dying on me!
你在搞 什么鬼 What the... Okay, fuck.
好吧 Yes! Okay.
闭嘴别抱怨了 你个千禧一代废物 Stop your whining, you millennial piece of shit!
你他妈准备干嘛 What the fuck are you doing?
你好啊 大兄弟 Hey there, big guy!
规则第一条 不要 再强调一遍 不要 Rule number 1. Do not, I repeat do not,
在任何情况下都不要跟臭警察报信 under any circumstances talk to the fucking pigs!
你懂了吗 You got that?
接下来我们会让斯坦顿用他的枪屁股 Now we should get Stanton there to give you an extreme makeover
给你来个大改造 with the butt of his Glock!
但 我能看到你的一些天分 迈尔斯 But I see something in you, Miles, you know?
你的潜力 Potential.
所以我决定再给你 一次机会 So I've decided to give you... another chance.
干你娘 诺娃在哪儿 Fuck you! Where's Nova?
这是提前录好的 混球 It's pre-recorded asshole!
欢迎来到闪电轮 Welcome to the lightening round!
在这座城市的某个地方 关着你的马子 Somewhere in this city, we've got your bitch!
你有三十分钟 三十分钟杀掉妮克斯 You've got 30 minutes, that is 30 minutes to kill Nix.
否则我们只有把诺娃撕成碎片了 Or we take Nova apart piece by fucking piece!
不要 No!
给我加个滤镜 让我看起来帅一点 Put a filter on that, make me look good.
这个效果有点太夸张了 It might have been a bit over the top.
操 Fuck!
诺娃 Nova...
狩猎愉快 呆瓜 Happy hunting, shit head.
防弹背心 Huh, bullet proof vest.
也挡不住所有子弹啊 It did not help much.
原子力游戏厅
密码是telefrak T-E-L-E-F-R-A-K Password is telefrak. Uh, t-e-l-e-f-r-a... yeah, k,
搞定 you got it.
点这里 诺娃的手机 Yeah, click there, Nova's iPhone.
寻找我的手机
你女朋友知道你在跟踪她吗 Girlfriend know you're stalking her?
前任 而且 这不关你事 Ex, actually, and it's none of your business.
好吧 沃里克市七号 Okay, Warwick and 7th.
好的 谢谢 Great, thank you.
-我去 -什么 - Oh, shit! - What?
你是那个人 对吗 You're him, right?
那个半路枪手 Guns Akimbo dude!
你很有名啊 You're famous!
半路枪手冲呀
观看人数
看看你的点击量 Look at those numbers!
七百万还在增加 Seven million viewers and counting!
你是斯基姆史上观看人数最多的参赛者 You're the most watched Skizm contestant ever!
这么多人看我吗 That many people are watching me?
我从来没见过你这样的 I've never seen anything like it!
-可以跟你合个影吗 -没问题 - Hey, can I get a selfie? - Yeah, sure.
放她走 Let her go!
我会跟妮克斯打的 求你们了 放她走 I'll fight Nix! Just please, let her go!
不 No!
别再逃避战斗了 不然下一个死的就是你 Quit your running and fight, or you're next.
我去 Shit!
诺娃 Nova.
我的前任 My ex.
她把头发染成阳光般闪耀的颜色 She dyed her hair to look like a sunrise.
身上永远闻起来像熏香 Always somehow smelled of incense
和刚开封的口香糖的混合气味 and freshly opened packs of gum.
天啊 哈德利 Oh, shit, Hadley.
因为我死的人数 The list of people I've let down
每一刻都在增加 is getting longer by the minute.
突然间 我知道我该怎么做了 Suddenly, I knew what to do.
现在我可以一次性解决这个问题 Now I could end this once and for all.
启动 Activated.
你的追踪器又启动了 Your tracker's back on.
顺便一说 你挑的地儿也太"干净"了 Neat location, by the way.
怎么 你连为你的谢幕找一个 What, you couldn't find a classic rooftop
经典的屋顶都办不到吗 死渣男 for your final showdown, fuckboy?
我操 能不能别叫我死渣男了 God! Stop calling me fuckboy, okay?
我连这名字什么意思都不知道 I don't even know what that means!
我还以为我们要冷静的说点悄悄话 I thought we were going to talk it out for a bit?
互相挑衅嘲讽一下对方 Exchange some banter.
装模作样的来些必要的枪战前戏 Some obligatory pre-gunfight foreplay.
我看你现在是想直接进入正题了吧 You want to get straight to the shooting?
不不不 等等 我需要你的帮助 No. No, look I need your help.
你疯了吧 My help?
斯基姆会把我们俩一起杀了 Skizm is going to kill us both!
如果我们一起 说不定还有反杀的机会 Together we might have a chance.
你懂吧 所以我们 我们组队吧 You know, let's... Let's team up.
如果我跟你待在一起 说不定还能活着 I got a much better chance if I'm with you.
我很有自知之明 所以 一起吗 I know that. So, you in?
想好了 我不要 well, no.
牛逼 牛逼 Yes! Yes!
我去你妈的太厉害了 Yabba-dabba-do!
《摩登原始人》动画片里 主人公高兴的时候大喊的声音
我操太棒了 Fuck yeah!
半路枪手老哥之前就在这 Guns Akimbo dude was here.
我见过他 I met him!
不是吧 No!
这也太不公平了吧 This is so unfair!
这只是一个游戏 兄弟 别入戏太深啊 It's just a game, bro. It's just a game.
真棒 你活该 混蛋 Yes! Serves you right, asshole!
迈尔斯被淘汰出局 And that is Miles out of the game.
你还是比我想象中活的久多了 Well that took longer than I thought.
该去整点可卡因快活一下了 Let's go get some cocaine!
迈尔斯·哈里斯 Miles Harris...
我不开心了 我的天 I'm not happy! Oh!
这简直是扯淡 That's some bullshit,
原谅我爆粗口 但是这他妈的就是扯淡 I'm sorry but that's fucking bullshit!
不是的 这一直是斯基姆的游戏 老兄 No, that's the game of Skizm, man!
别 停下 No, no.
我真的他妈的开始喜欢上这个老兄了 I really started to like the fucking guy!
去你妈的游戏 该死的 Fuck the game! God damn it!
斯基姆为你上演 迈尔斯 That's Skizm for you. Miles...
派个队伍把迈尔斯的尸体清理了 Get a cleanup squad on Miles's body.
别忘了再派一队去解决妮克斯 Get a squad on Nix too!
把那个该死的婊子整死 Ice that fucking bitch!
我知道 I know!
他尽力了 He did his best.
但是 你也知道 But you know...
有些时候 即使你尽自己最大的努力了 sometimes, even when you do your best,
也没法改变什么 it's just not good enough.
还是老实呆这吧 但是我还是想问问 Just pitch in here, but, uh,
锯子和钉枪 chainsaws or nail guns?
你更喜欢哪个啊 Which way were you leaning, huh?
今晚有什么安排吗 Any plans tonight?
今晚终于有时间继续追《行尸走肉》了 Finally gonna catch up on The Walking Dead.
《行尸走肉》是电视史上第一部正宗的丧尸电视剧 剧情较血腥暴力
你喜欢《行尸走肉》啊 The Walking Dead?
我反正是受不了 太暴力了 Can't stand that. Just too violent.
老兄 你工作起来杀人可一点不含糊啊 Man, you kill people for a living.
那又怎么了 So what?
你以为一个厨子回家就会看《厨艺大师》吗 You think a cook goes home and watches Master Chef?
《厨艺大师》全美最大 参赛者阵容最庞大的厨艺竞赛综艺节目 全美厨师选秀活动
如果你想四肢健全的从这里走出去 If you want to walk out of here, with all of your limbs,
你就别像个傻逼一样拿着枪指着我 you should stop pointing guns at me!
原来你打的是这个主意啊 死渣男 This was your idea, fuckboy!
牛逼 凯夫拉尔纤维太强了 Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar!
凯夫拉尔纤维 用于强化轮胎或防弹制品里
一点都不棒 Not nice!
这真的痛得要死 That hurts like shit!
你本来只需要打我一枪 记得吗 You only had to shoot me once! Remember?
别开枪 我知道谁杀了你家人 Don't shoot me, I know who killed your family.
你他妈说什么 What the fuck did you just say?
他是斯基姆的老大 好吗 He's the head of Skizm. Okay,
他叫维克多 his name is Riktor.
光头 浑身是纹身 是他没错吧 Bald guy, covered in tattoos. That was him, right?
所以 我 我的结论是 Okay so my... my theory is
他看到你越狱了 he saw you escape from prison
然后为了防止你想要复仇 and decided to put you in the game
他让你加入了这个游戏 in case you tried to get revenge.
你真是满嘴跑火车 You're full of shit!
他们还杀了你父亲 They killed your dad, too.
他就在那里 He's right there.
你这个固执的老混蛋 You stubborn old bastard.
所以 打扰一下 So, um, hi...
对不起 Sorry,
我不知道为什么我要这样说话 don't know why I said it like that.
如果你不想蹦了你的脑壳 或者是我的 Look if you're not going to shoot yourself, or me,
我现在有一个很糟糕的计划 then I have a plan, It is kinda fucked up
并且可能是自杀计划 但是它说不定能行 and totally suicidal, but it might work.
你可以杀了维克多 我能找到诺娃 You get to kill Riktor, I find Nova.
但是我们一定要合作 But we have to work together.
明白吗 All right?
我很开心你不用枪指着我了 I like that you're not pointing that at me anymore.
真好 好吧 That's a good... Okay...
对不起我自作多情了 We can work on that.
你只需要打我一枪 You only need to shoot me one time!
这非常重要 只要一枪 Really important. Just one...
正中胸口 right in the...
一枪 好吗 听明白了吗 Once. Okay, you got that?
我感觉你没有在听我说话 I don't feel like you're listening to me.
只要一枪 Just one.
一 枪 One shot.
我感觉我肋骨断了 I think my ribs are broken.
还有内出血了 Definitely have internal bleeding.
真棒 那你想在这里坐着 哭两声 Cool, um, do you wanna sit here and cry about it?
像个小女孩一样吗 Like a little bitch?
还是想拿着枪冲出去大开杀戒 Or do you wanna go shoot a bunch of people in the face?
这还要问吗 Oh, hell yes.
我说的是射他们满脸 不是泪流满面 The face shooting one, not the... not the crying.
是个男人 对极了 Right on. Right on.
-真恶心 -我知道 - That sucks. - Yeah.
-爽 -爽 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
上啊 去吧 看 很轻松的 Just go. Come on, look.
我吗 为什么我一定要打头阵 Me? Why do I have to go first?
把这个该死的门打开 Open the fucking door.
我现在并不是很适合开门 I'm not exactly great at opening doors right now.
继续说 Go on.
老实说 我还是不信你 Honestly I still don't trust you.
你可能在我背后给我一枪 You might shoot me in the back.
我保证 等我给你一枪的时候 I promise that when I do shoot you
绝对是从正面 it'll be in the front.
你已经给了我好几枪了 You have already shot me like a dozen times.
我走路的时候都能感觉子弹在我体内翻滚 I feel bullets rattling inside me when I walk.
-那是 -什么鬼 - Well... - What the hell?
♪ 我是个真正的野孩子 ♪ ♪ I'm a real wild one ♪
♪ 刚刚才从学校毕业 但我也觉得自己真的真的很酷 ♪ ♪ Well I'm just out of school Like I'm real, real cool ♪
♪ 像个傻瓜得到了启示一样跳舞 ♪ ♪ Gotta dance like a fool Got the message ♪
♪ 它告诉我要像一个野孩子一样跳舞 ♪ ♪ That I've gotta be A wild one ♪
♪ 说的没错 我就是个野孩子 ♪ ♪ Oh yeah I'm a wild one ♪
♪ 必须忘乎所以 保持狂野 ♪ ♪ Got to break it loose Gotta keep them movin' wild ♪
♪ 摇摆不能停 宝贝 我是个真正的野孩子 ♪ ♪ Gotta keep a swingin', baby I'm a real wild child ♪
♪ 我是个喜欢疯狂的野孩子 ♪ ♪ I'm a real wild one And I like wild fun ♪
♪ 处在一个一切都朦胧的疯狂世界 ♪ ♪ In a world gone crazy Everything seems hazy ♪
♪ 我就是个野孩子 ♪ ♪ I'm a wild one ♪
♪ 你没听错 我就是个野孩子 ♪ ♪ Oh yeah I'm a wild one ♪
♪ 必须忘乎所以 保持狂野 ♪ ♪ Got to break it loose Gonna keep them movin' wild ♪
老大 是迈尔斯和妮克斯 Hey, sir! It's Miles and Nix!
他们就在这里 They're in the building!
现在楼里都乱成一锅粥了 It's a clusterfuck!
是啊 然后呢 Yeah, and?
你他妈告诉我是准备干什么 What the fuck you telling me for?
敢死队吃干饭的吗 Get the dead squad on it!
-我叫不动他们啊 -为什么啊 - I can't. - Well why not?
-他们死了 -他们就这么没了 - They're dead. - They're dead?
这下坏起来了 Well that's not ideal.
马上把所有的监视源切到监控摄像头上 Patch the monitor feeds to the security cameras now!
我是在做梦吧 This is not happening.
我的天啊 游戏还在继续 Oh, my God, it's back on!
他们完蛋了 It's going down.
太牛逼了 fantastic.
我他妈要骂人了 这简直 I'm gonna lose my fucking temper, this is...
艾菲 丹 干好你们的工作 Effie! Dane! Do your thing!
给我干翻他们 Fuck them up!
妮克斯和迈尔斯 他们一定要死 Nix and Miles! They need to die!
他们他妈的一定要死 They need to fucking die!
尝尝这个 婊子 Suck on this, bitch!
不是吧 又爆人家蛋蛋 Really, another dick shot?
我的天啊 这看着都痛 求你了 Oh, God damn it, please.
你为什么就不能放过人家的小兄弟 Why do you have to keep doing that?
怎么了 如果不是你命根子太小 What, I would have shot you in the dick
我也会瞄准它的 if the target wasn't so small!
就是这看起来有点太偏激了 It just seems a little excessive.
你知道吗 你本来可以来一个爆鸡 You know, you could go dick shot,
再来一个爆头 then head shot,
然后再来一个爆鸡 来个混搭 then dick shot. Just mix it up a little, something.
你当我是做公益的吗 It's basically a public service.
我操 别再这样做了 我的天 Oh! Don't do it again! God.
你知道吗 我不 我不喜欢这样 Uh, you know, I don't... I don't like it,
我不喜欢这样 I don't like it.
不就是血从鸡巴流出来吗 It's just some dick blood.
迈尔斯 Miles?
清空磁盘
-他在想什么 -我也不知道 - What was he thinking? - Yeah,
千万不要拿一个叉勺上战场 老兄 never bring a spork to a gun fight, man.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在找他们把诺娃关在哪里了 Trying to find where they're holding Nova.
我的天啊 这个评论部分 Oh, God damn, this comment section.
就好像油管 但是比它糟糕 It's like YouTube but worse.
蠢逼 别写维基百科了 干就完了
我从那女的身上捞了一笔
国外知名视频网站
不 好像是差不多的 No, it's about the same.
"我希望有人把妮克斯这个婊子冰冻起来 "I hope someone ices that Nix bitch
然后再把她的尸体用茶袋包起来" and tea bags her corpse."
那这样就能解决问题了 我要找到 That settles that, I'm going to find every last
评论区的每一个喷子 然后用他们的键盘 one of those little trolls and beat them to death
把他们打死 with their keyboards.
你们简直是畜生 You are fucking animals,
你们知道吗 you know that right.
你喜欢看这个啊 喜欢看别人受苦 You like this, you like watching people suffer?
你喜欢看人被当做动物一样被猎杀是吗 You like watching people get hunted?
如果你们不看 他们根本不会存在 If you didn't watch they wouldn't exist
你们这些 可悲的 混蛋 you pathetic sick fuck!
操你妈 老兄 Fuck you, dude.
他妈的这人谁啊 说什么鬼呢 Who the fuck is this guy, huh? What the fuck.
听到了听到了 明白 明白 Hear, hear. Good, good.
真希望你的音量还能调高点 Wish you had more volume.
够激动啊 感觉好点了吗 Intense. Feel better now?
终于不用憋着这些话了 You got that out of your system?
-我的天 操 -怎么了 - Whoa, holy shit. - What?
看 维克多 他在试着扩张斯基姆 Look, Riktor, he's trying to expand Skizm.
他想把它打造成全球的项目 He's like building it into a global franchise.
你就这样简单地 Can you actually just like,
把它的链接发我的谷歌邮箱里面啊 send this to my Gmail?
当自己不是主角的时候 还挺有趣的啊 It's funnier watching.
无可救药 Oh, God.
操你妈 老兄 Fuck you, man.
我的天啊 操 Oh, holy shit! Damn,
这把AA-12也太酷了吧 nice AA-12!
这下完了 Fuck.
这些玩意儿啊 These things?
对啊 Yes!
我还为这黑色的PVD涂层掏腰包了呢 Yeah, I shelled out for the deep black PVD coating.
用物理的方法使材料沉积在工件上的制备技术 PVD 物理气相沉积 是指在真空条件下
但是 But,
我现在倒是后悔没有选择UCP迷彩风了 now I kinda regret not going with the UCP style camo.
电镀 常用的有普通镀锌 有亮面与雾面之分
不是吧 你真是疯了 她疯了 Oh, no you're crazy. She's crazy.
现在这个风格太适合你了 真的 You totally own it. Seriously.
谢谢 你还是很懂枪的啊 Thank you. Yeah, you know your weapons.
你知道的 毕竟靠爆头吃饭的啊 You know, shooting dip shits in the head is life.
好吧 我应该 你懂的 Well, um, I better, you know.
我懂 是啊 你该工作了 Right, yeah. Do your thing.
很高兴认识你 It was nice to meet you.
快跑 快点 Go! Go!
注意最后一步 你可能要受伤了 Watch the last step! It's a doozie!
看来你之前健身从来不忘练腿啊 Someone didn't skip leg day.
别拉 老娘 头发 Don't pull my hair.
操 Fuck!
每周五的快乐时光没有了 Friday night just got really lonely!
能不能别躲了 你个懦夫 Just stay still and die, you fucking coward.
但是我真的不想 I really don't want to though.
操 Fuck!
我操 Oh, shit!
一点都不疼 Didn't even hurt.
停 锤子该上场了 Stop! Hammer time!
一件防弹背心 A bullet proof vest
可挡不了爆头 isn't gonna save you from a head shot.
你知道你的问题出在哪吗 Do you know what your problem is?
你不爱笑 You need to smile more.
让我来给你整一个漂亮的 Let's give you a nice...
大大的 wide...
甜美的笑容 juicy grin.
我 活过 来了 I have the power!
是时候帮你调整一下脉轮了 It's time to realign your chakras.
人体分为七个能量中心 海底轮 生殖轮 脐轮 心轮 喉轮 眉心轮 顶轮 位于体内的脊椎前方 由上至下依序排列
♪ 她是个奇怪的女孩 ♪ ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪
♪ 一个不能带回家见妈妈的女孩 ♪ ♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪
够了 Enough.
我想我刚听到一个蛋爆了 I think I just heard a ball pop.
它们本应该要爆吗 Are they meant to pop?
你不喜欢火是吗 You don't like fire?
不喜欢哈 Do ya, huh?
宝贝 就让我们一起燃烧吧 Let's burn together, baby!
傻逼 Fool!
别开枪 Don't shoot him!
直升机停在屋顶 Yeah. Chopper on the roof.
不 只能坐两个人 No. Just two seats.
其他人都死了 No, everyone else is dead.
为什么每件事都要搞得这么紧张呢 Why does everything have to be so fucking stressful, hmm?
你知道吗 听说出去溜达一会儿 You know, they say that sometimes a nice little stroll
有助于清醒头脑 can help to clear the head.
来吧 咱们走 Come on, let's go.
放开我 Get off me!
好了 好了 That's it, that's it.
操 Fuck!
你有事没 Hey. You good?
你难道没听见我说的吗 Did you not hear me say
别开枪 don't shoot?
是啊 你最后成功把洛奇整得非常惨 Yeah, you pull off the Rocky look real well at least.
咋了 那是什么 What? What is that?
-你打算干什么呢 -该死的 - What are you trying to do? - Shit!
是个这 Oh right...
不 不 不 你得把它放在冰上 Hey, no, no, no. You gotta put that on ice.
快点 我们得处理好这个 Come on, we gotta fix this.
该死的 Oh, shit.
我把子弹都浪费在希德·迪克勒斯上了 I wasted all my bullets on Sid Dickless.
维克多他们肯定把诺娃藏起来了 Riktor's got Nova somewhere,
我找不到她 I can't find her.
你从游戏中就一点也没学到点啥吗 Have you learned nothing from video games?
如果看到敌人 If you see enemies...
就杀了他们然后拿金币吗 You jump on their heads and they give you coins?
不 傻逼 那代表你走对路了 No, fuck wad! It means we're going the right way.
快走 让我们再去多找一些坏人们射着玩 Come on let's find some more bad guys to shoot.
好吧 Okay.
你大爷的要去哪啊 Where the fuck are you going, asshole?
回来朝这边走 The action's back this way!
你说啥 你想让我回去 Wait, you want me to go out there
然后让我的脸被他们射穿吗 and get my face shot off?
你他妈是疯了吗 Are you out of your fucking mind?
警察马上就蜂拥而至 Cops will be swarming this place!
都他妈结束了 This shit is over!
只要我不说结束就不算 你个傻逼叛徒 It's not over until I say it's over, you fucking traitor!
我叛徒吗 Traitor?
没有我 你啥都不是 Without me, you would be nothing!
我说 你看看你 I mean, look at you!
你看起来像是有人想用他妈的记号笔 You look like someone tried to paint
画的一个又老又旧的假鸡巴 a worn-out dildo with a fucking Sharpie!
说的真伤人 Ah, that hurts.
面对现实吧 维克多 都结束了 Face it, Riktor. This is the end.
看他那样 他像一只受伤的小鹿 Look at him go! He's like a wounded deer.
你走啊 走啊小鹿斑比他妈 Go Bambi's mom, go!
杀了他们 Kill them!
是朝这边走吗 Was this the right way?
不是 我们搞砸了 No we fucked up!
坏人太多了 Far too many bad guys!
我的天 Oh, God.
操 Fuck.
该死 Oh, shit.
我们他妈的该怎么办 What the hell are we going to do?
出来 出来 你们在哪呢 Come out, come out wherever you are.
出来呗 Come on, get it.
想知道个秘密不 You want to know a secret?
去死吧 Fuck you!
这从来都不是钱的事 This was never about the money.
这是关于艺术的 This is about art.
谋杀是一门艺术 Murder is art.
这个 This one...
这个是 杰克逊·波洛克 This is a Jackson Pollock.
过度补偿你的短小吗 Overcompensating much?
你他妈又要去哪 Where the fuck are you going?
站起来 Get up!
快他妈起来 Get the fuck up!
你知道 你他妈真的需要打起精神 You know, you really need to cheer the fuck up.
要和我一起上直升机 Are you not even a little bit excited
你难道就没有一点点兴奋 about going in a chopper with me?
你想知道我是怎么活了这么久吗 You wanna know how I survived this long?
我不知道 妮克斯 通过完完全全的发疯吗 I don't know, Nix, by being crazy as fuck?
我不想让任何傻逼有杀我的快感 I didn't want to give any fucker the satisfaction... of killing me.
帮我杀了维克多 Just kill Riktor for me.
行吗 米老鼠 Okay, mouse?
快他妈出来好让我好好给你几枪 Get the fuck out here so I can shoot you!
不 等等 Wait. No, wait!
不 No!
妮克斯 Nix!
操 Fuck.
给我回来 Come back here.
你以为你能去哪 Where'd you think you're going?
好好走 快点 Get up there. Come on.
靠 Oh, shit! Oh...
操 诺娃 Fuck! Nova!
诺娃 Nova!
迈尔斯 迈尔斯 Miles! Miles!
"迈尔斯" "Miles!"
原来你在这 There you are.
你怎么现在才来 What took you so long, hmm?
你成功过来了 You made it all this way.
我甚至给你准备了一个谢幕的屋顶 I even got you a rooftop for the showdown!
妮克斯死了 都结束了 Nix is dead, it's over!
放了诺娃 Let Nova go!
终于 Oh, finally!
我他妈应该叫辆优步 I should have ordered a fucking Uber!
类似于美国的滴滴打车
好了 我们在线上了 Okay, okay and we're back.
我们信号恢复了 女士们和先生们 We've got our stream back, ladies and gentlemen.
我的天 Oh, thank fuck!
让我们看看这最后到底如何结束 Let's just see how this ends, I guess.
棒极了 Oh, yeah.
一千万人在线观看 迈尔斯 Ten million concurrent viewers, Miles.
你成就了斯基姆的历史 You have just made Skizm history!
你真了不起 You are somebody!
我把你 I took...
从一个毫无价值的垃圾铸成了钢 a worthless piece of shit and I molded it into steel!
我成就了你 迈尔斯 I made you, Miles.
你他妈应该给我跪下谢谢我 You should be down on your fucking knees thanking me!
去你大爷的 Oh, fuck you man!
你唯一做的就是毁了我的手 All you did was ruin my hands,
让我留下了犯罪记录 and give me a criminal record.
这一切都不是我想要的 I never wanted any of this!
别给我来好好先生这一套 Don't give me that goody-goody bullshit!
那为什么你一开始在斯基姆做那些 What were you doing on the Skizm site to begin with?
拜托 Hey?
承认吧 你想感受到什么 Admit it, you wanted to feel something.
你想像一个男人一样去狩猎 You wanted to... to... to hunt like a man.
你不想默默无闻 You wanted to be somebody!
昨天你还过着惨兮兮的生活 Yesterday you were fucking miserable!
现在 你看看你 Now, look at yourself.
你活着 You're alive!
是的 我活着 Yeah, I am.
我懒得再跟你说了 And that's more than I can say for you.
射的真准 Hey, man, nice shot!
操 Fuck.
不要 No!
这发射得更准 Oh, that's a better one.
他倒下了 他倒下了 He's down! He's down!
拜托 你能不能放松 Oh, relax will ya?
起来呀 迈尔斯 Come on, Miles.
不 No.
诺娃 Nova!
去死吧 Just fucking die!
去他妈的 他刚刚居然挨了3颗子弹 Oh, for fuck's sake. He just took three fucking bullets!
弄死他 Get him!
♪ 为你而战 ♪ ♪ ...fighting for you ♪
♪ 欲望而生 ♪ ♪ Driven by desire ♪
♪ 无上荣誉 在召唤你 ♪ ♪ Glory calls, It's waitin' for ya ♪
♪ 当他们试图击垮你 ♪ ♪ When they try to break you down ♪
♪ 你要承受 ♪ ♪ You can take it ♪
♪ 什么都无法动摇你 ♪ ♪ That don't shake you ♪
♪ 当你已无后路 ♪ ♪ When your back's against the wall ♪
♪ 战斗的快感 ♪ ♪ The thrill of the fight's... ♪
你什么都不是 我造就了你 迈尔斯 You were nothing. I made you, Miles.
我他妈让你火了 I made you a fucking star!
♪ 永不言败 ♪ ♪ Never say die ♪
♪ 冠军之心在你胸膛 ♪ ♪ You got the heart of a hero ♪
♪ 决不投降 ♪ ♪ Never surrender ♪
♪ 生存的意志 ♪ ♪ The will to survive ♪
♪ 你在风暴中心 屹立不倒 ♪ ♪ You're standin' strong in the eye of a storm ♪
♪ 梦和希望支撑着你 ♪ ♪ Something keeps pushing you on ♪
♪ 决不投降 ♪ ♪ To never surrender ♪
♪ 永不屈服 ♪ ♪ Never surrender ♪
你以为杀了我会改变些什么吗 You think killing me is going to change anything?
还有其他人的存在 There are others!
斯基姆现在是一家全球性的组织 Skizm's a global franchise now!
我们将会成为像星巴克一样的谋杀连锁店 We're going to be the Starbucks of murder!
麦当劳式的连锁屠杀店 The McDonald's of massacre! Yeah!
汉堡王式的恶棍 We'll be the Burger King of badness!
妮克斯说去你妈的 Nix says, "fuck you!"
迈尔斯 不 不 求你了 Miles. No! No! Please!
♪ 战到最后 应有尽有 ♪ ♪ ...fight to the end And you'll take it all ♪
♪ 决不投降 ♪ ♪ Never surrender ♪
♪ 永不言败 ♪ ♪ Never say die ♪
♪ 永不屈服 ♪ ♪ Never surrender ♪
♪ 时间会决定一切 ♪ ♪ It's only a matter of time ♪
♪ 决不投降 ♪ ♪ Never surrender ♪
♪ 永不屈服 ♪ ♪ Never Surrender ♪
♪ 永不言败 ♪ ♪ Never say die ♪
♪ 不要停止 ♪ ♪ Don't stop ♪
♪ 绝不屈服 ♪ ♪ Never surrender ♪
♪ 坚定生存的意志 ♪ ♪ Got the will to survive ♪
♪ 决不投降 ♪ ♪ Never surrender ♪
♪ 绝不停止 永不屈服 ♪ ♪ Don't stop never surrender ♪
这叫做出血性休克 It's called hemorrhagic shock.
因为超大量的出血 It's just my body shutting down from... yeah,
我的身体直接停止工作 massive, massive blood loss.
不好意思我得装死 Sorry for the fake out.
我说 我确实杀了维克多 那是真的 I mean, I did kill Riktor. That was real.
我只是没能和她在一起 I just didn't get the girl.
你想 在现实生活中 You see, in real life,
看着你的前男友一拳抡倒一个傻逼 watching your ex pistol whip
这种行为只会让你得创伤后应激障碍 some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD.
并不会让你性奋 Not a raging lady boner.
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我们都累的要死 We've been Death Tolled and, um,
记得点赞和评论 remember to like... like and comment.
有一群人在那个晚上停止观看斯基姆 Some people stopped watching Skizm that night.
直播结束
但是很多很多其他人代替了他们 But many, many more took their place.
诺娃 Nova,
她终于找到了她的超级英雄 well she finally found her superhero.
他站出来为世界变得更美好而努力 He stands up and fights to make the world a better place.
斯基姆并没有消失 Skizm didn't go away.
他们蔓延开来 就像维克多说的一样 They spread, just like Riktor said.
这意味着我还有工作要做 And that means I still have a job to do.
我知道他们都在哪里 And I know where they live.
外面的世界是一个危机重重的丛林 It is a fucking jungle out there!
曾经有一个伟大的人告诉我 And as a great man once told me...