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林桑说可以

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林桑？我也是林桑

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我说不可以

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拿回去还部队啦

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喂　请找无线人

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你昨天忘记拿了

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帮我开门

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哇　你没睡过头

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-你才会睡过头咧
-好厉害喔

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干嘛啦

11
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不要穿鞋啦

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甜点吃多了对身体不好

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猪咧

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有够闷

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才第一天就闷？

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你来顾顾看你就知道

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顾就顾啊？当铺要怎么顾？

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怎么顾？你把他们当病人啊

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填表格？谈价钱？验身分证

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医院又不可以谈价钱

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那你这几天也保持不跟人谈价钱的习惯

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-还有别的镜头吗？
-没有

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三个月前该左转的时候我选择右转

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结果摔车

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-在右手手掌上摔出半个巴掌大的疤　-六千块

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刚好遮住手掌上几条重要的线

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护士帮我包扎手的时候说

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恭喜你　你从此没有限制了

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一开始我听不懂

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后来开始喜欢这个玩笑

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没有人喜欢限制

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可是又没有人摆脱得了

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不过我比别人幸运

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起码已经跨出第一步了

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有了一只没限制的右手

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你最近会有横财耶

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我听你在放屁 被遮住了你也能说

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你晚上帮我问一下医生

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不对

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看一下我爸的掌纹

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看他什么时候病会好

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不信就算了

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你要不要叫车？

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不要

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坐捷运比较快

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好无聊喔　明天要带书来看

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过气罗

48
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什么？

49
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你要顾到几点啊？

50
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二十四小时

51
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那你什么时候会来医院？

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不知道　我妈没说

53
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-那我要去上班罗
-好

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-明天再来陪你
-好

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睡饱再来喔

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Eiko

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嗯？

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你帮我问一下我妈有没有缺什么

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好　拜拜

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一　二

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烂货

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再输就要脱喔

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丢牌

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一　二　三　四　五　六

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不玩了

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脱　脱衣服　脱

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你帮我看一下这个钻石

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钻石最近行情不太好

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我建议你最好不要当

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你帮我估一下嘛

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现在钻石不好卖啊

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一万二

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能不能再高一点？

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好吧　一万二就一万二

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那你身分证？

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Eiko

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你帮忙一下喔

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林桑呢？

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我爸住院啦

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住院？那什么时候回来？

81
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-不知道
-不知道？

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你们都不知道什么时候会回来？

83
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怎么会这样？

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喂　林桑现在住院耶

85
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当铺他儿子在顾啊

86
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那我现在怎么办？

87
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我爸的生意　你不要管

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国一的时候

89
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我曾经在窗口插嘴问过一个客人

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你怎么会有那么多劳力士？

91
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那次瞪我的

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不只窗外那个高大的客人

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还包括窗内一脸错愕的老爸

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从此我知道沟通有两种

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一种是谈感受　一种是谈规格

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开门

97
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金玉放这边　钻石这边

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这里面除了我们家三个

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好像没有人看过

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哇　都发霉了

101
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还可以动耶　我还以为都不能动了

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都快忘了

103
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这也是人家当的？

104
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对啊

105
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,875
这些都是流当品

106
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那怎么没有拿回去啊？

107
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蛮合的

108
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好无聊　我还以为有什么宝贝

109
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什么都没有

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来Eiko干杯

111
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-交杯　-不行啦…我不能喝

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我等一下还要值班　我不能喝

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不行啦　要喝你自己喝

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之后我在网路上认识她

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因为她喜欢的日剧里面

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有一个喜欢的角色叫荣子

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所以就自称是Eiko将

118
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那个时候我在网路上的署名

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如果心情好

120
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我就自称是无限人　限制的限

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也就是没有限制的人

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那如果心情不好

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我就写无线人　线条的线

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也就是手上没线条的人

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她因为喜欢影剧　流行　这类的事情

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00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:11,750
看到“无线人”的时候

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她以为我是在无线频道上班的人

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就在网路上跟我交往起来

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00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:18,458
后来她知道了

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无线人是一个护士跟我开的玩笑

131
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,000
荧幕整整空了十八秒

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我想说她可能跑掉了

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接着荧幕上出现一排字

134
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,666
我认识你　那玩笑是我说的

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喂　你好　我找林先生

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00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:04,416
对　好　谢谢

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00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,583
喂　林先生？

138
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,625
你好　我叫林东清我是做网页的

139
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,500
我有收到你们寄来的电邮

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对

141
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,875
那我们是不是约个时间谈一谈？

142
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,541
今天啊？

143
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,541
可以　今天可以

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地点我有

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就这样子　好　拜拜

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喂　妈？

147
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,250
爸醒了没？

148
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,875
我跟你讲　我今天会过去医院一趟

149
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,958
你有没有什么东西要我帮你带的？

150
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,458
黑色棉袄？

151
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,000
我知道了

152
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,000
没有啊

153
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,958
没有　我下午有个案子要谈

154
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,458
那我今天店就不开了喔？

155
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,791
好　拜拜

156
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,208
喂　Eiko将

157
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:47,291
我今天下午有事　所以你不要来了

158
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你听到留言再Call我好了

159
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,416
好　拜拜

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00:18:58,416 --> 00:18:59,958
我想当这支表

161
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,458
怎么当？

162
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,083
我先看一下

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00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,250
表蛮好的

164
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,791
你想当多少？

165
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,166
我不知道能当多少？

166
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,291
四千块　然后利息一个月四百

167
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,875
晓得了

168
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:48,583
（请勿在站内吸烟…）

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00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:53,291
（嚼口香糖或槟榔　谢谢…）

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00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,458
人家三重那边出两千五

171
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:01,833
那你去那边当啊

172
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,791
利息太高了

173
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:06,291
你要价钱好利息当然高啊

174
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,375
不然多那五百块不是钱喔

175
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,375
两千太少了啦　这GD90耶

176
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,583
那你去那边当　我们只出两千

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00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,125
那边利息吃不消

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00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,708
我是要拿回来的

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00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:19,875
你去跟他讲啦

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00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,250
天秤座的

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00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,375
小姐新来的　不晓得

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我们手机一支收八百

183
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:48,583
总共是一千六　身分证？

184
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,375
可是她刚才讲两千

185
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,291
你刚才有答应人家两千吗？

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00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,416
有啦

187
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,583
答应就答应了

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00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,625
下次别人如果问你　你要说八百喔

189
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,041
不然我们不好做

190
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:05,541
晓得吧

191
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:07,625
晓得了

192
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:09,666
身分证

193
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:10,541
（狗屎）

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00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,083
（去你的）

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00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,708
（脏话）

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00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:19,166
（脏话）

197
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,166
（狗屎）

198
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:22,916
（去你的）

199
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,083
你

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00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,791
欠我一次

201
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,000
什么啊？

202
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:42,291
（去你的）

203
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,000
拜托喔

204
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:57,375
过年前家里的开销

205
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,958
恐怕把你的财库挖了一个大洞

206
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,208
最近得缩衣节食

207
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:06,416
你猜下一个客人什么星座？

208
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,083
我怎么会知道？

209
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,833
我猜是巨蟹座

210
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,416
听你在放屁

211
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:26,958
小姐　现在利息怎么算？

212
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,583
9.45

213
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:39,791
算10啦　一千块跟你借一万

214
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:42,041
借钱可以啊　押什么？

215
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,041
手表？身分证？

216
00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:51,625
身分证押给你啦　半个小时一定还

217
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,791
-没这回事　-一定还啦

218
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:03,625
全部都给你啦　半个小时一定还

219
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,625
不行

220
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,750
楠哥　我看你留下来好了

221
00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:17,250
不行啦

222
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,958
可以啦　我去赌　赌一把马上回来

223
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,250
半个小时就回来啦

224
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:22,916
在这边待一下

225
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,708
-不行啦　-可以啦

226
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,875
这方法不错喔　两位

227
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:31,250
不过我只能出五千　利息一千

228
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:33,208
然后　他留下

229
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,791
那不然这样你就留下来

230
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:42,875
我去赌一把　半个小时就回来

231
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:46,500
好　他留下

232
00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,666
-半小时喔
-好啦好啦

233
00:23:58,375 --> 00:23:59,291
等我喔

234
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,041
要赢喔

235
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:52,125
对不起　水？水

236
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,208
-怎样？
-可不可以给我一杯水？

237
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:56,250
谢谢

238
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,458
哈罗　你流当了

239
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:34,333
刚刚应该我去的　他不会赢的

240
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,833
刚刚如果是你要去　我就不借啦

241
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,500
你看他会不会回来？

242
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:47,958
算了　你外套留下来　你可以走啦

243
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,333
很冷咧

244
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,416
没办法

245
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,291
-你那件是万宝路的吗？　-什么？

246
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,333
-你朋友什么座的？
-什么？

247
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:02,416
-什么时候生的啦？
-不知道啦

248
00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:03,833
算了

249
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,625
你外套留下来　你可以走啦

250
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:14,458
Eiko　赚到了

251
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,458
-请你吃饭
-吃什么？

252
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,125
日报表

253
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,458
你不是林桑他儿子？

254
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:48,375
对

255
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:49,708
你爸呢？

256
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,416
我爸啊？生病住院啦

257
00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:53,791
怎么会住院？

258
00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:55,916
就轻微中风啊

259
00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:58,708
林桑看来瘦瘦的　怎么会中风？

260
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:02,041
遗传嘛　我爸那边都有血管疾病

261
00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:04,625
这没关系啦

262
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,750
人年纪大了都有些毛病　这都正常

263
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:10,916
像我现在一毛三　没毛病

264
00:27:11,041 --> 00:27:13,916
等我升到二毛一时　再加高血压

265
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:16,416
等升到二毛二的时候　再加肝硬化

266
00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:19,208
告诉你　时候到了大家都一样啦

267
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,625
那是你　我才不会咧

268
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,500
你别铁齿　我提醒你

269
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:27,250
你自己说的　中风是会遗传的

270
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:28,625
你若不顾好身体

271
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,458
我看你也会

272
00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:31,583
你才会

273
00:27:33,541 --> 00:27:35,000
那是谁啊？

274
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:37,208
我女朋友

275
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,541
女朋友喔

276
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:43,333
我要是有女朋友能跟我一起上班

277
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,875
那不晓得有多好

278
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:51,041
小心啊　监视器

279
00:27:51,833 --> 00:27:53,375
放屁　又拍不到

280
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:54,708
我先走罗

281
00:27:58,708 --> 00:27:59,875
有没有印泥啊？

282
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,375
抽屉里面

283
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,625
你等一下把他们的掌纹印下来

284
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,333
我算他们的命给你听

285
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:10,041
-谁呀？　-客人啊

286
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,166
你想把我店搞垮啊

287
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,791
你就说是管区讲的

288
00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:23,250
你不要胡来　我跟你讲

289
00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:26,583
他们一定会照做的

290
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,000
谁那么笨

291
00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:33,208
别人有求于你的时候

292
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:35,083
你说什么他们都会听好不好

293
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,583
放屁啦　谁有求于谁

294
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:41,333
小学五年级我要缴毕业旅行钱时

295
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,375
无缘无故被我爸发了一顿脾气

296
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,000
他说不景气啦　别去了

297
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,500
事后我才知道

298
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,958
当时上面就是发了一条这样的规定

299
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,000
说当东西要盖指纹

300
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:55,791
那结果呢　生意大坏

301
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,833
如果人家有求于你　就会听话

302
00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:01,333
那生意怎么会大坏？

303
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,625
不过　Eiko不会知道这些

304
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:07,541
她只知道玩

305
00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,041
老板

306
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:19,250
红龙　红龙有没有要收啊？

307
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:23,750
红龙？你说鱼啊？鱼喔…

308
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,791
-没有收咧　-很美哩

309
00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:28,083
很美？

310
00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:32,291
当舖不能收动物

311
00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:33,708
收了会死　拜托

312
00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:37,000
你放心　水缸和帮浦我都有带来

313
00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:40,291
很美哩　价钱不用高没关系

314
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,666
我很快就来拿了

315
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:43,625
我们没有收这个

316
00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:45,541
当舖没有收这个

317
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:46,625
拜托啦　好啦

318
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:48,166
拜托　我也给你拜托

319
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:49,750
你可以放在架子上

320
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,375
我两个礼拜就来拿

321
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,041
这风水鱼耶　对生意有帮助

322
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,416
只能放两个礼拜　死了不负责

323
00:29:57,541 --> 00:29:59,541
好　谢谢　我现在去拿

324
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:16,083
-要放哪里？　-放这就行了

325
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,708
扶着唷

326
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,166
红龙为什么不是红的？

327
00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:25,083
要喂蟑螂就会变红

328
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:31,333
这对你爸的健康会好

329
00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,125
东西都拿来了

330
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,500
要身分证对不对？

331
00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:44,708
不用　要盖掌纹

332
00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:47,416
要盖掌纹？

333
00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,208
不用身分证？

334
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:52,666
要掌纹喔？

335
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,625
小姐　这样可以吗？

336
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,541
可以啊

337
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:17,375
可不可以给我卫生纸　我擦一下手

338
00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:32,416
这样可以吗？

339
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:34,250
如果不行　我可以再盖一次

340
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:36,666
可以啦

341
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,958
啊？还要盖掌纹呀？

342
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,333
对呀　这是规定

343
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:43,125
听也没听说过

344
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,250
怎么你这家还要特别一点？

345
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,875
没办法　管区交待的

346
00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:51,041
那我不要了　我到别家去

347
00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:52,666
你把东西还我吧

348
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,958
好啊　那你找别家好了

349
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:58,000
我找别家去　你生意也不好做了

350
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:41,916
别处就不用

351
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:44,250
为什么你们这家就这么啰唆？

352
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,791
我们这家就是不一样

353
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:50,000
为什么不一样？你留掌纹要干嘛？

354
00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:53,125
那个　警察要的

355
00:32:53,791 --> 00:32:56,500
警察要这个干嘛？我又没犯法

356
00:32:56,791 --> 00:32:58,791
这东西也是我自己的

357
00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:02,083
就配合一下　管区交待的

358
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,375
配合配合

359
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,333
你们这边特别啰唆特别麻烦　配合

360
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:10,125
反正规定是可以变的　跟景气一样

361
00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,791
后来我还是参加了毕业旅行　去乌来

362
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,541
因为那条规定取消了

363
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,583
我们家的景气又变好了

364
00:33:23,041 --> 00:33:24,458
接下来这个呢？

365
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,375
嗯　有离婚的危险

366
00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:33,208
嗯

367
00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:36,541
守不住财

368
00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:38,541
还有呢？

369
00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:45,625
异性缘佳　生性风流　肠胃不好

370
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:47,416
活该

371
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:51,250
谁叫他风流

372
00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:02,000
恋爱的机会很多　但是意志力不够

373
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,333
真可惜

374
00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:11,708
个性倔强　常挂病号

375
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,125
放屁啦

376
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:15,875
你病人生病的时候

377
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,833
你是不是都叫他们回家养红龙？

378
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,208
八千七

379
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:40,541
好　你算一下

380
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,500
对吧

381
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:50,666
-喂　伯伯　小心开车　-怎样？

382
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,083
好　多谢啦

383
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:56,083
我可以交代别人小心开车

384
00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,750
却不知道该交代他什么？

385
00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:01,000
每次我说很想知道

386
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:03,333
他本来掌纹是什么样子的？

387
00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:06,000
他就说　去马路找啊

388
00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:08,583
昨晚巡房的时候

389
00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:10,708
我偷偷看他爸的手掌

390
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,791
但没有用　掌纹不会遗传

391
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:49,250
那证书是你裱的啊？

392
00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:51,666
我爸

393
00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,375
电脑是你装的吗？

394
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,541
那时候手受伤了没呀？

395
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,791
还是有线人

396
00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,666
你灌过那些？

397
00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:20,000
真败给你　谁教你的

398
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:21,875
警察

399
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,583
你什么时候碰到警察？

400
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:32,958
在医院

401
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,875
你确定那是红龙吗？

402
00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:45,708
是啊　红龙要吃蟑螂才会红

403
00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:48,791
是吗？听你在放屁

404
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,208
你才在放屁

405
00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:58,250
很贵哩

406
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:14,958
又失败　气死

407
00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,625
气死　我才给你气死

408
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,166
那你自己呢？

409
00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:36,833
如果我不够独立的话会结两次婚

410
00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,000
那有没有一次是我？

411
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:47,250
对我好一点就有可能

412
00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:50,708
还要搬什么？

413
00:38:58,291 --> 00:38:59,625
这很诡异

414
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,375
那我对你好是要争取那一次

415
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,875
第一次还是第二次？

416
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,583
我要考虑考虑

417
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,375
二十五块

418
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,166
等一下

419
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:31,375
Eiko

420
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:37,875
三十…

421
00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:41,625
各付各的　我不想结两次婚

422
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:44,708
什么啊？

423
00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:48,750
各付各的　我不想结两次婚

424
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,750
我来拿表

425
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:42,208
你的表长什么样子啊？

426
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:44,875
银色的普拉达

427
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,791
只值四千块那支

428
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,791
表都被管区带走了

429
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,958
前几天附近有一家表店被偷

430
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,791
掉的都是好的金表啊银表

431
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:01,125
所以他们就把附近当舖的表调走了

432
00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:03,875
不过晚上会还

433
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,333
你可以的话

434
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:07,666
晚上

435
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,791
六点以后你再过来拿

436
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:17,375
好烦喔　每次都是我

437
00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:21,125
医院说今天叫我五点就要去

438
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:31,625
那现在是不是五点就可以过来拿了？

439
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,666
六点比较保险

440
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:47,291
晓得了

441
00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:49,750
我晚一点再来

442
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,291
哎　等一下

443
00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:54,833
管区交待要留掌纹

444
00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:55,958
为什么？

445
00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:58,625
因为手表啊

446
00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:02,666
靠边

447
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,791
哈罗　开扫描器

448
00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:10,875
喔

449
00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:48,750
最好六点

450
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,875
顺便帮我把表带来

451
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,416
不用到警察局去拿了

452
00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:05,958
在第二层

453
00:43:13,041 --> 00:43:14,500
她几岁？

454
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,750
日报表印好了没？

455
00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:20,791
Eiko

456
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,875
你帮我印一下日报表给小李

457
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,458
我进去洗脸

458
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:35,833
既然你医院都打来了

459
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,875
我觉得你应该早点去

460
00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:41,458
放心啦　我不会迟到

461
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:01,000
你吃饭怎么办？

462
00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:02,666
你要不要早一点去啊？

463
00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:05,958
催什么催啊？

464
00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:11,500
Eiko晚报出来了没？

465
00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:13,833
还没　四　五点吧

466
00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,875
你饿不饿？要不要吃东西？

467
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:20,708
我不饿

468
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,041
可是我好饿　你帮我顾一下好不好

469
00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:28,666
我去吃个东西　我顺便等晚报

470
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:32,666
你要等多久　我十五分就要走了

471
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:35,875
那不然就先关了

472
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,875
你不吃的话　那我送你去坐车好了

473
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,333
那我跟你一起去吃好了

474
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,500
你要不要搭这班？

475
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,791
不要　我要搭下一班

476
00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:03,583
你怎么一直流鼻涕啊？

477
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:09,166
最近有流行性感冒　你要多穿一点

478
00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:25,458
如果我女朋友能够陪我一起上班

479
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:27,375
那该有多好啊

480
00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:03,875
我哪有迟到？我以为你在里面

481
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:06,000
害我浪费一张票

482
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:08,833
我是问你　有没有把表带来？

483
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,083
这怎么用？换一张嘛

484
00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:25,875
我没钱　谁说这不能用

485
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:35,583
（付费后请依亮灯指示…）

486
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:49,375
我说我很少坐捷运

487
00:46:49,708 --> 00:46:51,208
这张票叫我怎么办？

488
00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,041
她说我用得上的

489
00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:55,666
我以为她是看到我送Eiko坐车

490
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:58,291
故意消遣我　要我把它送Eiko

491
00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:02,166
但不是这样　她没说错

492
00:47:03,208 --> 00:47:04,708
现在我用得上了

493
00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:11,375
你在担心你爸？

494
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:12,541
没有啦

495
00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,541
哎　你要去哪里？

496
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,000
这个不错

497
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:29,666
（台北车站）

498
00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:32,458
各位　不好意思打扰一下

499
00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,041
因为快过年了

500
00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:35,166
那过年我们缺钱

501
00:48:35,291 --> 00:48:36,541
我们想卖一点东西

502
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:38,375
可是我们卖的都是好东西

503
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,750
像这个音乐盒　已经三十几年了

504
00:48:40,875 --> 00:48:42,250
但是保存相当得好

505
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:44,208
我希望大家能够传下去看一看

506
00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:45,458
小姐　麻烦你

507
00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,958
你看看嘛　很漂亮的喔

508
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,083
先生不好意思

509
00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:53,416
你看看这个

510
00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:55,000
这个眼镜　很特别很漂亮

511
00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,500
这是清朝末年的

512
00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:58,083
看看又不用钱

513
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:03,416
小姐好漂亮喔

514
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:06,125
先生真有福气　交到这种女朋友

515
00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:07,916
看看这个珠宝盒

516
00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:10,250
很适合摆一些首饰小耳环什么的

517
00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,958
雕工很细很漂亮的　看看嘛

518
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:23,625
小姐你真的有眼光

519
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,000
这个真的很特别吧

520
00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:26,125
多少钱？

521
00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:27,125
二千五

522
00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:29,500
这么贵啊　给小孩子用的

523
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,208
不会啦　这个设计很特别

524
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,791
能不能少算一点？

525
00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:34,125
要不然这个好不好？

526
00:49:34,541 --> 00:49:36,166
这个也有音乐　而且比较便宜

527
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:37,291
这个多少钱？

528
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:38,416
这个一千五

529
00:49:38,541 --> 00:49:39,250
比比看嘛

530
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,750
这个没有这个好看

531
00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:41,666
可不可以少算一点？

532
00:49:41,791 --> 00:49:42,750
二千好啦

533
00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:47,291
好啦

534
00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,375
还有没有人有兴趣要开价的？

535
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:50,875
要不然我们要下车罗

536
00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:54,458
谢谢　谢谢

537
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:10,958
晓得了

538
00:50:14,041 --> 00:50:15,541
我觉得这样不行

539
00:50:15,666 --> 00:50:17,458
好像没有什么互动

540
00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:19,708
还好刚才碰到那位太太

541
00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,041
不然我看我们今天一件都卖不出去

542
00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:25,583
乘客像木头一样　怎么互动啊？

543
00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:26,708
我觉得我已经很尽力了

544
00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:28,500
你少在那边讲废话

545
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,833
喏　一人一半

546
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:39,666
晓得了

547
00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:41,958
其实你财运不错

548
00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:43,750
可是你今天会有财务问题

549
00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,666
那是因为你太会花钱

550
00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:49,708
你家最近是不是有人生病？

551
00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:51,625
是不是你爸？

552
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:52,750
耶？

553
00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:55,583
人会进当铺

554
00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:57,083
哪个不是有困难

555
00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:58,875
你这样就叫作会看相

556
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,666
那我也会

557
00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:02,666
等一下

558
00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:04,833
你怎么知道我爸爸生病？

559
00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:11,000
我看到的

560
00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:14,583
明天八点见　拜拜

561
00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,708
捷运商品　别的地方买不到

562
00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:36,916
我们只卖四站

563
00:51:37,041 --> 00:51:38,333
四站到了我们就走

564
00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:39,125
不要浪费时间

565
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,208
有兴趣的就过来看看

566
00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:53,458
小姐来来来

567
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:54,833
看看嘛　看看

568
00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:00,375
喜欢就拿起来看看

569
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,041
我们东西很特别

570
00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:07,666
这个工做得非常细

571
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:08,708
它是珠宝盒

572
00:52:08,833 --> 00:52:09,750
可以看一下

573
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:11,125
太太　来

574
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:12,875
这个多少钱呀？

575
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,208
这个八百五

576
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:15,291
八百五喔…

577
00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:17,833
-喜欢的就自己看看　没有关系
-这有没有别的颜色？

578
00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:20,291
没有　它是红宝石　我们只有一副而已

579
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:23,583
我们的东西都只有一个　你看看这个

580
00:52:40,041 --> 00:52:41,750
没关系　你们自己来

581
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,958
这个它是收音机

582
00:53:03,708 --> 00:53:05,833
好啦　二千就二千

583
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:10,583
小姐不好意思

584
00:53:11,375 --> 00:53:12,291
借过

585
00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:14,166
四站了

586
00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:15,666
后会有期

587
00:53:25,791 --> 00:53:28,125
现在是不是不流行和气生财呀

588
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:30,041
厉害喔

589
00:53:39,541 --> 00:53:41,041
喏　你的

590
00:53:42,166 --> 00:53:43,125
为什么今天不是平分？

591
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:45,500
是平分啊　我们没赚这么多

592
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:54,583
-谢谢你们　-还给你

593
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:57,541
谢谢　谢谢帮忙

594
00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:00,125
喏　你们的

595
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,458
谢谢　拜拜

596
00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,041
走了　吃饭

597
00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:05,541
干么？走啦

598
00:54:05,791 --> 00:54:07,041
你不走我走罗

599
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:13,875
东清啊

600
00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:14,875
这是银柳呀

601
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,583
给你插在屋里好看

602
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:18,791
-哎　小心　-谢谢

603
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:21,083
伯伯　你今年来晚了

604
00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:21,750
都二十七了

605
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:23,166
我还以为你不来了

606
00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:24,750
怎么会不来呢

607
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,125
因为到南部去了

608
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:28,416
所以晚来了二天

609
00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:30,791
到南部去干嘛？

610
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:53,208
你有没有注意到啊

611
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:55,875
最近客人好像都是来赎东西的

612
00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:58,458
过年啊　这很正常

613
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:00,541
你总不会希望在吃年夜饭的时候

614
00:55:00,666 --> 00:55:01,666
别人问你说

615
00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,125
咦？你的手表去哪里啦？

616
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,083
你镯子呢？对不对？

617
00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:13,000
哪有？还是有人来当

618
00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:15,708
又是过年又是寒假的

619
00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:18,500
她不是为了压岁钱就是为了学费

620
00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:35,541
你好

621
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:37,541
喂　东清啊

622
00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:39,000
嘿　张妈妈啊

623
00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:43,833
张妈妈自己做的年糕

624
00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:46,166
-给你们过年吃　-谢谢

625
00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:47,916
你父亲最近情形怎么样？

626
00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:48,750
我爸啊

627
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,708
好多了　应该过几天就会出院了

628
00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:53,750
希望他早一点痊愈

629
00:55:54,208 --> 00:55:55,125
好　谢谢

630
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,958
你们养珍珠龙啊？

631
00:55:58,625 --> 00:55:59,958
好漂亮啊

632
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:01,541
真好看

633
00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,541
好　我要走了

634
00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,958
那个盘子我过几天来拿

635
00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:09,541
-好　拜拜　-拜拜

636
00:56:16,375 --> 00:56:17,750
珍珠龙

637
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:28,250
为什么不搭这班？

638
00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:30,791
我安排好的人在下一班车

639
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:33,458
那骰子带了没？

640
00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:34,375
带了

641
00:56:36,041 --> 00:56:38,250
那如果我们丢出一怎么办？

642
00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:39,958
放心　看

643
00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:41,583
每面都是四

644
00:56:42,875 --> 00:56:44,416
你很会唬人咧

645
00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:48,291
喂　晓得了

646
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:49,416
我有名有姓

647
00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:50,791
不要叫我“晓得了”

648
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:52,583
你一个人住台北？

649
00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:53,416
嗯

650
00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:55,416
过年不回去？

651
00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:57,583
不赚点钱怎么回去？

652
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:01,708
过完年你要干嘛？

653
00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:05,458
将来再说喽

654
00:57:10,166 --> 00:57:11,083
我哥退伍七个月后

655
00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:12,916
才拿第一笔钱回家

656
00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:14,125
五千块

657
00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:18,125
我发誓一定要比他更早拿回去

658
00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:19,333
而且拿更多

659
00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:22,791
…皮肤有角质层　大概一个礼拜会更新替换一次

660
00:57:22,916 --> 00:57:25,666
二十八天　不好意思　这个如果开了…

661
00:57:25,791 --> 00:57:26,708
收喔

662
00:57:26,833 --> 00:57:28,166
不好意思　小姐不好意思

663
00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:31,166
到月底

664
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,958
我已经毕业六个月了

665
00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:36,041
本来以为这个月可以寄六千块回去

666
00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:37,541
现在呢？

667
00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:51,750
捷运商品　别的地方买不到

668
00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,166
我们只卖

669
00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,333
四站

670
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,541
四站到了就

671
00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:02,416
四站到了

672
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,791
你们等一下

673
00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:27,000
你们等一下

674
00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:31,375
等一下

675
00:58:55,208 --> 00:58:57,875
除什么旧　布什么新

676
00:59:06,625 --> 00:59:07,833
这个不错喔

677
00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,666
小姐　这个相机不错

678
00:59:11,208 --> 00:59:13,958
拍张相片　可以当个漂亮新娘

679
00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:37,250
窗内的人开价

680
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,208
窗外的人说晓得了

681
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,416
晓得了吗？晓得了

682
00:59:39,541 --> 00:59:42,208
你晓得　我晓得　大家都晓得

683
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:43,916
他很担心

684
00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:47,166
最近他常看着他爸爸的东西发呆

685
00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:49,375
我知道他在想他

686
00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:51,500
日报表

687
00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:57,666
你不是林桑他儿子？

688
00:59:57,791 --> 00:59:58,583
对

689
00:59:58,875 --> 00:59:59,708
你爸呢？

690
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:02,000
我爸　生病住院啦

691
01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:04,000
住院？怎么会住院？

692
01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:05,500
就轻微中风啊

693
01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:08,000
林桑看来瘦瘦的　怎么会中风？

694
01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:11,208
遗传嘛　我爸那边都有血管疾病

695
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:13,375
这没关系啦

696
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,500
人年纪大了都有些毛病　这都正常

697
01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:18,875
像我现在一毛三　没毛病

698
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,250
等我升到二毛一时　加高血压

699
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:24,666
等升到二毛二的时候　再加肝硬化

700
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:27,375
时候到了　大家都一样啦

701
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:31,291
只是担心他爸爸吗？我觉得不只

702
01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:33,958
应该还包括对未来的恐惧

703
01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:37,000
他喜欢把自己装得很无所谓

704
01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,416
但如果真的无所谓

705
01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:42,041
就不会对很多事情这么敏感

706
01:00:42,541 --> 01:00:45,958
那天他说溜嘴“那是你　我不会”

707
01:00:46,625 --> 01:00:48,625
那是你　我才不会咧

708
01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:52,833
如果他真的无所谓　他应该会说

709
01:00:52,958 --> 01:00:55,291
放屁　那是你　我不会

710
01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:58,166
我只有肝硬化　哪来的二毛二？

711
01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:01,666
放屁啦　那是你　我才不会咧

712
01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:04,708
我只有肝硬化　我哪来二毛二？

713
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,958
你别铁齿　我提醒你

714
01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:09,666
照你讲　中风也是会遗传的

715
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,291
你若不顾好身体

716
01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:13,875
我看　你也会中

717
01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,166
你才会哩

718
01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:35,416
哎　等一下

719
01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:38,416
管区说要留掌纹

720
01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:39,416
为什么？

721
01:01:40,291 --> 01:01:41,458
因为手表啊

722
01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:45,541
除了那个当红龙的以外

723
01:01:45,666 --> 01:01:48,458
他从来没有主动叫人留过掌纹

724
01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:50,833
精神科护理学上说

725
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:53,166
人常会特别喜欢或讨厌

726
01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:54,875
他们没有的东西

727
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,333
现在他是不是就是这样？

728
01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,125
Eiko

729
01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:01,250
你帮我印一下日报表给小李

730
01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:02,583
我去洗个脸

731
01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:15,875
请问一下

732
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,875
当过兵的男孩会不会留下掌纹印？

733
01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:21,000
有啊　都在我们局里面

734
01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:24,458
那如果我想要查我男朋友的掌纹印

735
01:02:24,583 --> 01:02:25,791
查得到吗？

736
01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:26,791
他喔？

737
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:28,958
他叫林什么？

738
01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:30,500
林东清

739
01:02:31,291 --> 01:02:32,250
哪个东？

740
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:33,833
东西南北的东

741
01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:34,750
哪个清？

742
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:36,291
清水的清

743
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:50,083
林桑还没回来喔？

744
01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:55,500
林桑为什么还没回来？

745
01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:57,541
不知道啦

746
01:02:57,791 --> 01:03:00,000
不知？马上要过年了

747
01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:02,458
现在还不回来　这么奇怪？

748
01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:08,750
喂　老大？

749
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:10,875
林桑还没回来

750
01:03:12,583 --> 01:03:14,583
老大　林桑还没回来

751
01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,958
好啦　好啦　我知道了

752
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:21,458
过年没什么人　只有一张喔

753
01:03:29,791 --> 01:03:32,625
喂　过年快到了　小心一点

754
01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:51,125
我认识你的前几分钟它们都还在耶

755
01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:54,916
还在啊　你去马路上找

756
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,000
原来是长这样啊

757
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:07,666
咦　你快要有好运了

758
01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:09,541
什么好运？

759
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:40,458
景气好不好

760
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,500
很多人都感觉得到

761
01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:45,166
我跟一个计程车司机交换过心得

762
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:46,666
怎么看景气啊？

763
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,208
司机说　景气若不好

764
01:04:49,416 --> 01:04:50,416
本来坐车的人

765
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,416
就会加入一起开计程车

766
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,416
所以只要看计程车多不多

767
01:04:54,541 --> 01:04:56,166
就知道景气好不好喽

768
01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:00,666
四站了　下车吧

769
01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:05,583
景气的事　我可以很容易就感觉出来

770
01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:07,291
因为从小

771
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,708
只要我家里生意很好　很忙

772
01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:12,333
那阵子景气八成就不好

773
01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:18,000
我爸和人家说到自己工作时候会说

774
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:21,458
人都一样　大家都有落魄的时候

775
01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:24,458
可是呢　等到他自己进了房子以后

776
01:06:24,583 --> 01:06:25,833
常说的却是

777
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,500
人他见多了　什么人什么相

778
01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:30,375
会落魄的就长那个样

779
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,625
等一下　等一下

780
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,708
不要管了

781
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,833
我当然生气

782
01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:07,625
若不是Eiko

783
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:09,708
不会什么事都变得不顺

784
01:07:10,791 --> 01:07:11,958
厕所不到半坪

785
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,416
做什么事情都碍手碍脚

786
01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:16,291
当铺七坪

787
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:17,875
捷运站呢？

788
01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,291
大概有几万坪吧

789
01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:23,666
但突然间　不论大小

790
01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:25,583
没一样东西对劲

791
01:07:27,291 --> 01:07:29,000
我有继承遗产的好运

792
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,541
那是什么？

793
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,416
当铺？还是中风？

794
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:45,750
轻轻的

795
01:07:46,541 --> 01:07:47,875
张先生　多谢啊

796
01:07:48,083 --> 01:07:49,666
张太太　多谢啊

797
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:56,041
林太太　你不要着急啊

798
01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:57,750
到那儿马上打电话

799
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:07,958
我本来是无限的

800
01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:09,625
这让我很开心

801
01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:12,875
但是她的好奇心戳破了这些假象

802
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,458
现在我又变成了有线人

803
01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:16,916
所有限制

804
01:08:17,041 --> 01:08:18,041
全回来了

805
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:26,333
我没想到有一天会走进这样的地方

806
01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:30,250
这个“当”字在我脑里徘徊了两天

807
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:34,083
第三天早上我决定先把表当了

808
01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:41,416
那天下雨　一个男生在顾店

809
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:44,375
我猜这是那个生病老板的儿子吧

810
01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:47,708
人出了状况的时候都是找儿子的

811
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,125
从不会找女儿

812
01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:57,250
我从小个性就倔强

813
01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:59,375
我绝不会在我重男轻女的家庭中

814
01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,458
表现出软弱的一面

815
01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,750
要是给他们知道我进了当铺

816
01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:05,708
他们肯定下巴脱臼

817
01:09:14,708 --> 01:09:16,250
我常会想到一个画面

818
01:09:16,375 --> 01:09:18,500
有一条线　是地平线

819
01:09:19,291 --> 01:09:20,458
线上有一棵树

820
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:22,833
这很平常嘛　反正我们经常会看到

821
01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:25,666
但是呢　我常会想到的是

822
01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:28,291
线下有一坨　我们看不到的根

823
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,916
它的造形和树的形状

824
01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:33,291
几乎是垂直对称的

825
01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:45,166
东清啊

826
01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,000
东清啊

827
01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:48,041
等一下

828
01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:50,083
快来帮忙

829
01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:52,625
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