讓我們創造地球……又大了 And let's make the earth ... big again.
我們所知道的世界將在2018年結束 The world we know, ends in 2018.
當地球和納粹之間的戰爭造成了核災難 When the war between the earth and Nazi months caused a nuclear apocalypse.
地球上最後的倖存者 The last survivor of the earth.
乘坐唯一能在行星間飛行的飛機 Ride the only plane capable of traveling between planets.
仙女埃米利亞 Vestril Celestial Emilia.
去月球的黑暗面旅行 And travel to the dark side of the moon.
好消息是 人類找到了避難所 The good news is, humanity finds a place of refuge.
壞消息是 這是一個前納粹基地 The bad news is, it's a former Nazi base.
他們與前納粹並肩生活 They live side by side with former Nazis.
我叫歐比 我住在月球的黑暗面上 My name is Obi. And I live on the dark side of the moon.
開場白怎麼樣 How is that for the cool opening sentence.
我在這裏住了一輩子 I lived here all my life.
與1980年一起 最後一個人類離開了宇宙 Together with 1980 the last humans left in the universe.
或者…我們就是這麼想的 Or ... that's what we thought.
我看到了什麼 What did i see?
老飛機夫人 Old plane ma'am
在地球的進程中 In the course of the earth.
有人怎麼能把那東西吹出來 How can someone make that thing air?
地球上誰還能使它成為空氣呢 Who on earth can still make it air?
這條路通向這裏 直接到達著陸點 That leads here? / Directly to the landing site.
艙門關了 對嗎 The hatch door is closed right?
艙門… Hatch door ...
打開 Open?
怎麼了 它打開了 打開 What's the matter? / It's open! Open!
所以我們從飛機上接收到信號超控 So we receive a signal override from the plane.
什麼 關掉它 把它熄滅 What? Turn it off, put it out.
這不是信號超控的工作原理 That's not how signal override works.
疏散 關上艙門 你怎麼知道這艘船是誰的 Evacuation! Close the hatch! / How do you know who owns the ship?
女士 我們已經梳理了所有的頻率 Ma'am, we've combed all the frequencies we have.
但是他們有一個覆蓋代碼 它必須來自於基礎 But they have an override code, it must come from the base.
我們不知道他們是誰 他們想要什麼 We don't know who they are and what they want.
我不能讓他們著陸 媽媽 怎麼選擇 把他們打倒 I can't let them land. So what's the choice mom, shoot them down?
我最不需要的是在這個車站有更多的納粹分子 The last thing I need is more Nazi at this station.
奧比 Obi!
攔住他 Stop him!
警告：著陸點的壓力下降 Warning, pressure drops at the landing site.
立即撤離 Immediate evacuation.
我們準備開槍打死媽媽 We are ready to shoot mom.
你沒事吧 You are okay?
這是什麼 What is this?
啊…怎麼了 Ah ... What's the matter?
他在那兒 He is there.
他在這裏 He is here.
歐比怎麼了 我們一節一節地關門 Obi what happened? We close from section to section.
街道 街道 打掃房間 Street! Street! Clean the room!
跑 Run!
快 救他們 Come on, save them!
她在哪裏 Where is she?
先生 我想他在機庫裏 Sir, I think he is in the hangar.
不是 Not.
停止射擊 Stop the shot!
可以 就是這樣 Okay. This is it.
Savior Savior.
我勒個去 What the hell?
什麼 What?
他做了什麼 他會救他們的 What did he do? / He will save them.
帶來安全感 很多 Bring security. A lot!
歐比 我警告你 Obi, I warn you.
你可以傷害自己 You can hurt yourself.
你好 月亮人 Hello moon people.
你是誰 Who are you?
我叫薩沙 My name is Sasha.
安靜的 Quiet.
我們來自俄羅斯 We come from Russia.
好吧 在俄羅斯之前 在地球之前 Well, before Russia, before earth
爆炸 這是什麼 explode. / And what's this?
女孩 這是什麼樣子的 Girl, what does this look like?
這是我的飛機 瞧 This is my plane, Voila.
我自己做的 I made it myself.
嘿 嘿 嘿 別碰它 Hey, hey, hey, don't touch it.
看起來像是你粘在一個破舊的地方 Looks like you glue and make it in a shabby place.
嗯 他的目的是幫助我的人民 而不是做美麗的雕塑 Well, his intention is to help my people, not to make beautiful sculptures.
你用TPMS來安排著陸火箭嗎 Do you use TPMS to arrange landing rockets?
是的 柴油機的 Yes, from diesel.
它根植於… It's rooted to ...
這是不可能的 沒有D-30是不可能抑制能量的 That is impossible, it is impossible to hold back power without a D-30.
很容易繞過它 空的 你為什麼不用它 It's easy to bypass it. / Empty, why don't you use it?
我為什麼不用它 我們慢慢地死在輻射的星球上 Why don't I use it? We slowly die on the planet radiating.
別在月球上上上天堂 好嗎 Don't go to heaven in the moon, okay.
我掌權了 I am in power.
你是女老闆嗎 Are you the girl boss?
六羥甲基三聚氰胺六甲醚 Hmmm
你在尋找天堂 我有消息告訴你 哦 夠了 You are looking for heaven, I have news for you. Oh, that's enough.
你怎麼知道月球基地的 How do you know about moon bases?
它是在電腦上編程的 知道怎麼回家 It's programmed on a computer, knows how to go home.
就像 呃… That's like, uh ...
鴿子 Dove.
就像鐵鴿子 Like iron doves.
是的 沒錯 鴿子 Yes, that's right dove.
呵呵 好笑 Hehe. Funny.
對不起 你不能呆在這裏 我們這裏的人幾乎沒有足夠的食物和補給 Sorry, but you can't stay here, we barely have enough food and supplies for the people who are here.
太太 Ma'am
看看他們 Look at them.
我們不能把它們送回 We can't send them back.
奧比尤其是在這件事上 Obi. Especially not in this thing.
我有責任 I have responsibility.
現在把它們放在儲藏室裏 Put them in the storage room for now.
把警衛安置好 以免他們離開 Place the guards so they can't leave.
我等會兒看看我會怎麼處理他們 I'll see what I'll do to them later.
把難民轉移到27號儲藏室 Move the refugees to the storage room 27.
給他們食物 給他們毯子 Give them food, give them blankets.
我很感激他的款待 I appreciate his hospitality.
快點 Come on
走在街上 Come on Street.
女孩 今晚來看我 哈 Girl, come visit me tonight, huh.
如果你感興趣的話 我可以說幾句 I can say a few things, if you are interested.
走吧 Let's go.
街道 Street.
如果你知道這個地方有多破舊的話 我不確定他們會不會趕在這裏 I'm not sure they won't hurry up here, if you know how dilapidated this place is.
人口過剩 供應不足 Overpopulation, lack of supply.
幾乎沒有藥物 衛生和專業人員 And very few medicines, hygiene, and professionals.
我的意思是 從字面上看 它正在瓦解 I mean, literally, it's falling apart.
如果不是爆炸的氦反應堆 If it's not an exploding helium reactor.
另一次殘缺的月球地震支撐著生命 Another crippling moon earthquake supports life.
當然 我是唯一一個費心學習如何改進這裏一切的人 And of course, I'm the only one who bothered to learn how to improve everything here.
地震通知 Notification of earthquake.
靠近牆等著…… Stay close to the wall and wait ..
溫度下降 Temperature decreases.
走吧 Let's go.
更快 更快 Faster. Faster.
你沒事吧 你沒事吧 You are okay? You are okay?
這樣就可以了 This will be fine.
因為這在歷史上太頻繁了 Because it's been too often in history.
而普通人卻在受苦 While ordinary people suffer.
他們需要一組 one group they need.
我懷念那些複雜的細節 但今天它們是 I miss the complicated details, but today they are
是月球基地的官方宗教 is the official religion of the moon base.
關於這個月的基數 我有個問題要問你 I have a question for you about this month's base.
我們是處於封閉系統還是開放系統中 Are we in a closed system or an open system.
這是一個封閉的系統 This is a closed system.
只有在封閉系統中 And only in closed systems.
我們控制所有的輸入 Where we control all the inputs.
所以輸出是和諧的 So the output will be in harmony.
這個世界上有兩種人 There are two types of people in this world.
喜歡和諧的人… 閉嘴 親愛的 People who love harmony ... / Shut up, honey.
這是一個完美的機制 This is a perfect mechanism.
現在讓我們向我們的聖父史蒂夫祈禱 以照亮我們 Now let us pray to our holy father Steve to illuminate us.
看看你的祈禱頁 Look at your prayer page
天哪 我們會死的 Holy, we will die.
幫幫我們 Help us.
作為首席執行官返回 And returned as CEO
其他人讓我們失望的地方 Where others have disappointed us.
我們將避免危機 We will avoid the crisis.
這裏有人不喜歡完美的設計嗎 Is there someone here who doesn't appreciate flawless design?
自以為是的人 Someone who considers himself or herself
用戶的力量 User strength.
你呢 You./Huh?
讓我看看你的想法 Let me see your mind.
監獄破了 Prison is broken.
你為什麼不想和其他人一樣 Why don't you want to be like the others?
我們牆紙的基本選擇是什麼還不夠 What are the basic choices of our wallpaper is not enough.
我們是否沒有為您提供足夠的鈴聲選擇 Are we not providing you with adequate choices in ringtones?
你知道當改變不被允許發生時會發生什麼 You know what happens when change is not allowed to happen.
你有爆炸 You got an explosion.
不是 不是 Not! Not.
拜託 Please.
拜託 不是 Please. Not.
不… Not..
我相信史提夫 我信任史提夫 I trust Steve! I trust Steve.
我相信史提夫 I trust Steve!
祝你好運 Have a nice death.
Hai 歐比 Hai Obi.
麗娜 你讓這裏所有的人都死了 Rena, you let all these people out here to die.
這座寺廟只對真正信仰的人開放 The temple is only opened for those who truly believe.
就像那個瘋子剛剛爆炸 Like that maniac guy just blew up?
他被釋放了 He was released.
也許是黑客 或者是劫機者 Maybe a hacker, or a hijacker.
或者兩者兼而有之 Or both.
嘿 這個 Hey, this.
他說得有道理 He has a point.
它會結束 It will end.
你知道門要多少錢嗎 Do you know what the door costs?
你知道有多少人被困在走廊裏嗎 Do you know how many people are stuck in the hallway?
系統必須保持關閉 The system must remain closed.
如果我更改Wi-Fi代碼 您認為您的系統將持續多長時間 How long do you think your system will last if I change the Wi-Fi code?
嗯 Huh?
可以 服務完成 Okay. The service is complete.
所有人都回家了 Everyone returned home.
媽媽 Mother.
媽媽 Mother?
你好 親愛的 你為什麼在這裏 Hello dear. Why are you in here?
你知道外面發生了什麼嗎 Do you know what happened outside?
媽媽 你的藥在哪裏 Mom, where is your medicine?
親愛的 你不用擔心我 是的 我必須這麼做 我很好 You don't need to worry about me dear. Yes, I have to. I'm fine.
我得為每個人擔心 I have to worry about everyone.
自從父親去世後 我是唯一一個保持這個地方正常運轉的人 Since father died, I'm the only person who keeps this place functioning.
月球地震越來越嚴重 The moon quake is getting worse.
大廳裏的電纜都生銹了 The cabling in the hall was all rusty.
離心中心…我是說夫人 我不知道 Centrifugal center ... I mean ma'am, I don't know
在沒有幫助的情況下 我能讓一個生命支持者工作多久 How long can I keep a life supporter functioning without help.
我們為每個問題提供了一個簡單的解決方案 We offer a simple solution for every problem.
我們向人們提出的問題只是思維方式不同而已 What we ask from people is just thinking differently.
奧比 Obi.
如果你那樣說話 你永遠找不到男人 You will never find a man if you talk like that.
媽媽 我不需要男人 好吧 我很好 Mom, I don't need a man, okay, I'm fine.
指揮官 你好 馬爾科姆 Commander. / Hello Malcolm.
你好 馬爾科姆 紐約 華盛頓 Hi Malcolm ./Ny Washington.
我聽說你救了他們 I heard you saved them out there.
不錯 謝謝 Not bad. / Thank you.
你知道 沒什麼 You know, nothing.
好吧 我得走了 Well, I have to go.
我一會兒見 I meet you later.
嗯 他是個好青年 Huh, he's a good young man.
你們兩個會成為一個漂亮的孩子 You two will make a beautiful baby.
什麼 What?
這是埃米利亞的遺物 This is what's left of Emilia.
多年前吃人的可憐女孩為了零配件 Poor girl in cannibals for spare parts many years ago.
沒有人停止思考我們將要做什麼 and no one stops thinking what we will do.
如果只剩下宇宙飛船 If the only spaceship is left
粉碎成碎片 Crushed to pieces.
你看到62號插座了嗎 Did you see socket 62?
看見的人 He who saw.
我不能 I can not.
在哪裏 Where?
你是誰 Who are you?
你知道嗎 Do you know.
我是誰 Who am I.
Moon Fhrer Moon Fhrer?
我媽媽看見你死了 My mother saw you die.
你母親 Your mother.
我的東西 My stuff.
為什麼 在哪裏 Why? / Where?
已經收集了20年的月球塵埃 Already collecting moon dust for the past 20 years.
你是人 You are human.
你只想破壞我創造的東西 All you want is to destroy what I created.
就像我毀了你懶散的午睡 Like I destroyed your lazy nap?
愚蠢的人 Stupid human.
不 別這樣 No, don't do it.
你需要我 You need me.
照我說的去做 Do what I say.
你覺得你知道些什麼 What do you think you know about that.
我需要你做什麼 What do I need you for?
如果這讓你感覺更好 If that makes you feel better.
你的損失是什麼 What is your loss?
你知道他很快就會死的 You know he will die soon.
媽媽 你沒事 Mother, you're fine.
奧比 Obi.
媽媽 怎麼了 Mother, what's wrong?
你必須和我在一起 好嗎 You have to be with me, okay.
你得試試 You have to try it.
那是什麼 What is that?
你從哪兒弄來的 Where did you get that?
I. I..
我馬上回來 I will be right back.
我知道你會回來的 解釋 I know you will be back. Explain.
這叫維裏利亞 This is called Vrillia.
那是純能量 That's pure energy.
它為我們的船提供動力 It provides our ship's power.
讓我們永遠活下去 Make us live forever.
我們 誰 We? Who?
你得讓我走 這樣我才能帶你去 You have to let me go, so I can show you.
你最好不要嘗試一些奇怪的事 老人 You better not try something strange, old man.
我們是 We are..
Vril Vril.
從前 我們不在這個星球上 Once upon a time, we were not on this planet.
經過長途旅行後 After a very long journey.
我們的船嚴重受損 Our ship was badly damaged.
但我們很幸運 But we are lucky.
我們發現有空氣的行星 We find planets with air.
還有水 還有生命 And water, and life.
我愚蠢的弟弟掌權了 My stupid brother is in power.
他下令嘗試與當地的生物接觸 He ordered to try to make contact with local creatures.
我告訴他這是個錯誤 I told him it was a mistake.
當然 我被證明是對的 Of course, I'm proven right.
我們是這個星球上唯一聰明的生物 We're the only smart creatures on the planet.
那是我們的 That is ours.
我們研究動植物 We study flora and fauna.
而其他人則沉迷於大型遊戲 While others are obsessed with big games.
我關注的是那些小的 I focus on the small ones.
靈長類出現了新的秩序 New orders have emerged, primates.
然後 Then
我做了一些我知道我哥哥永遠不會理解的事 I did something that I knew my brother would never understand.
我偷了我們珍貴的一點VRIL I stole our precious little bit of Vril.
把它給我的兩個最愛 And give it to my two favorites.
亞當和夏娃 Adam and Eve.
我可以等待大自然選擇自己的道路 I can wait for nature to take its own course.
但是為什麼不給進化論一個鼓勵呢 But why not give evolution an encouragement.
但我後來才意識到 天堂將會毀滅 But I realized later, heaven will be destroyed.
我哥哥命令把我們的船拖到地上 My brother ordered to take our ship to the ground.
你看…地球是空心的 You see ... the earth is hollow.
在中間 In the middle
你會為我們找到她 You will find her enough for all of us.
足以提供你船的動力 Enough to provide your ship's power.
足以讓你母親活著 Enough to keep your mother alive.
另一個VRIL Another Vril.
不如我好 Not as good as me.
他們討厭你的類型 They hate your type.
從他們那裏得到歌詞並不容易 It's not easy to get the lyrics from them.
別想問 Do not plan to ask.
哦 你真有人性 Oh, how human you are.
空心土的入口位於兩座山之間 The entrance to the hollow earth is located between two mountains.
在南極洲 In Antarctica.
通往空心地球的入口 The entrance to the hollow earth?
可以 Okay.
下面是什麼 你會發現城市 And what's down there? / You will find the city
阿加莎 Agatha.
在城市的中心有一座寺廟 他們把他們的病毒放在那裏 In the middle of the city lies the temple where they put their viril.
在一個簡單的工具稱為聖盃 In a simple tool called a holy cup.
你的目的是什麼 What is your purpose?
你為什麼真的想幫忙 Why do you really want to help?
我沒有選擇了 I ran out of choices.
親愛的 My dear.
就像你一樣 Just like you.
但你必須馬上離開 把他帶來 什麼 But you must leave immediately. Bring him with you. What?
不 你想自己和他們戰鬥嗎 你為什麼不和我一起去 No. / Do you want to fight them yourself? / Why don't you go with me?
啊 我的存在會暴露我們所有人 Ah, my presence will expose us all.
我想讓你得到一些東西 噁心 我不想要 There is something I want you to have. Disgusting, I don't want it.
它可能很有用 It can be useful.
相信我 Believe me.
上帝 God.
如果這能奏效 你就得閉嘴 照我說的去做 If this will work, you have to shut up and do as I told you.
啊 只需要薩沙來補充能量 好嗎 Ah, just need Sasha for energy, okay.
小姐 您一定會印象深刻的 You will be impressed, miss.
在俄羅斯 他們叫我西伯利亞熊 哦 上帝 In Russia they call me a Siberian bear. Oh God.
你見過嗎 我每次都和他們戰鬥 Have you ever seen it? I fight them every time.
如果你看到一隻真正的俄羅斯熊 If you see a real Russian bear
唐納德 Donald.
有沒有想過把它開過峽谷 Ever thought of driving it over the chasm?
我聽說今年很好 I heard this year was very good.
在地球的中央 In the middle of the earth.
我知道你的小旅行 我想和你一起去 I know about your little trip, I want to come along.
想念你… 閉嘴 呆在那兒 Miss you ... / Shut up, stay there.
歐比 讓我們拋開分歧吧 Obi, let's put aside our differences.
我需要你的幫助 I need your help.
我為什麼要幫助你 Why do I want to help you?
我們都知道真相 We both know the truth.
月亮不會持續太久 The moon won't last long.
很快我們都會死 Soon we will all die.
我只需要一個藝人 I just need an entertainer for my group.
好 Well.
當然 Of course.
我們走 Come on
哼 Hmm ...
這是什麼 你為什麼叫他一起去 What is this? Why did you tell him to come along.
也許只有這樣我才能擺脫他 Maybe the only way I can finally get rid of him.
好的 停下來 OK, stop.
好 我們必須除掉他 Well. We must get rid of him.
我會找到大的東西 I will find something big.
呆在這兒 別說話 Stay here, don't talk
紅色的那個 The red one here,
這裏是白色的 and the white one here.
嘿 Hey.
啊… Ah..
朋友 Friend.
這是全套的防護服 It's like a full anti-wear outfit.
你的大腦裏再想什麼？ How does that make sense in your brain?
嘿 唐納德 你好嗎 布萊恩 Hey Donald, how are you, Brian.
泰勒 泰勒是什麼 Tyler. What is Tyler?
歐比 Obi?
馬爾科姆 你在做什麼 Malcom. What are you doing?
對不起 嗯 我們真的不知道是你 Sorry, um, we really don't know that you are.
你好 我受傷了 Hello, I'm injured.
聽著 Hear.
我們要偷走瓦爾克 We will steal Valcore.
朝向地心 地心變空 Towards the center of the earth, which turns hollow.
希望能找到一個能讓我的飛機運行並拯救我母親的東西 And hoping to find one thing that could make my plane run and save my mother.
基本上全人類 好吧 And basically all humanity, okay.
好的 冷靜下來 OK, calm down.
我能來嗎 是的 Can I come? / Yes.
我的意思是 當然 我們可以利用能源 I mean, sure. We can use energy.
哇 哇 哇 對不起 這是我的工作 Wow, wow, wow, sorry, that's my job.
那是什麼 你是誰 What is that? Who are you.
聽著 隊伍已經滿了 Listen, the team is full.
已經滿員了 Already filled.
我們的能源需求 Our energy needs.
嘿 馬爾科姆 我沒有抱怨 Hey, Malcolm, I'm not complaining.
但你不需要使用保護器嗎 我們… But don't you have to use the protector, we ...
那將是危險的 That will be dangerous.
哦 不是我的 Oh, it's not mine.
如果我在作業中使用它 那就太瘋狂了 It's like crazy if I use it during assignments.
順便說一下 沒關係 By the way, it's okay.
我有我的幸運襯衫 I have my lucky shirt.
她的幸運襯衫 Her lucky shirt.
好 讓我們這樣做 Well. Let's do this.
是的 我們來吧 Yes, let's do this.
地球的下一站 The next stop of the earth.
核冬天使這個地方無法居住 Nuclear winter years have made this place impossible to live in.
我們會到那裏去享受和冒險 What pleasure and adventure will we get there.
否則我們會因為輻射而悲慘地死去 Or we will die miserably because of radiation.
繫好安全帶 Use a seat belt.
這裏太冷了 It's so cold here.
哦 對不起 你要我把加熱器打開嗎 Oh, sorry, do you want me to turn on the heater?
是的 是的 那很好 Yes, yes, that would be good.
我不在那裏 I'm not there.
你確定這東西能適應大氣嗎 Are you sure this thing can cope into the atmosphere?
拜託 姑娘 這會持續下去的 只要看看地圖就行了 Please girl, it will last, just read the map.
所以地圖上說我們要去南極洲啊… So the map says we have to go to Antarctica, ah ...
尋找一大塊冰或其他東西 Looking for a big slab of ice or something.
嗯 那有幫助 Well, that helps.
現在半個世界都被冰覆蓋了 Half the world is covered in ice now.
哦 Oh.
對 哦 Yes. Oh.
順便說一下 嗯… By the way, um ...
朝著那座大樓走去 Towards the big building.
那是什麼地方 我在哪裏知道 What place is that? / Where do I know.
慢慢著陸 Come on land slowly.
你在做什麼 What are you doing?
調整速度 Adjust the speed.
不是 放開你的手 Not that, let go of your hand.
哦 那應該是什麼呢 Oh. So what should it be?
那是什麼 What is that?
快樂的女孩 Happy girl.
你毀了它 不 我沒有 You ruin it. No, I don't.
不要動 Do not move.
我不能讓飛機著陸 你把它弄壞了 I can't land the plane, you damage it.
我什麼都沒損壞 它壞了 I don't damage anything, it's broken.
不要再碰任何東西 Don't touch anything again.
我們要撞車了 -這是你的錯 We're going to crash! - It's your fault!
抓住這個 它不起作用 Hold this! / It doesn't work!
再一次 Again!
我已經知道了 俄羅斯的品質 I already know, Russian quality.
別怪我 這是一台德國機器 Don't blame me, this is a German machine.
可以 好吧 我很好 Okay. Okay, I'm fine.
我很好 I am fine.
你還好嗎 是的 我很好 Are you OK? Yes, I'm fine.
好吧 大家都醒了 Okay, everybody wake up.
這是我最後一次騎你做的東西 This is the last time I ride something made by you.
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如果你不碰什麼 我們會沒事的 We will be fine, if you don't touch something.
我仔細地告訴過你 I told you carefully.
我很驚訝飛機沒有爆炸 CDI和OPS是正確的 I'm surprised the plane didn't explode, the CDI and OPS are correct
錯過校準 啊 你們…… miss the calibration. / Ah, you guys ...
你是從一艘舊潛艇上弄來的 事實上 朋友 You got it from an old submarine. Actually ... / Friend!
我是 那為什麼 I am, then why?
天哪 Gosh.
我看了看 但沒想到會看到這個 I looked, but didn't expect to see this.
真的 倒霉 Wow. Shit.
顯然所有這些都是真的 Apparently all of that is true.
我想這意味著VRIL I think that means Vril
為那裏的小太陽提供能量 really power the little sun there.
這就是我們需要的 And that's what we need.
好 你怎麼認為 Well. What do you think?
好吧 也許通過這裏然後拿牛奶 Well, maybe through here and then get the milk.
有人想過帶指南針嗎 Did anyone think of carrying a compass?
對不起的 沒有信號 Sorry. No signal.
我想我藏在某個地方 I think I'm hiding somewhere.
真的 那是什麼… Wow. What is that...
真的 對 Wow. Yes.
諾基亞3310 經典之作 Nokia 3310, it's classic.
我爸爸以前一直在談論這個 My dad used to talk about this all the time.
是的 我記得那是他第一次打電話 Yes, I remember that, the first phone call he ever had.
這是原始封面嗎 它不能被摧毀 祝賀核戰爭 Is this the original cover. / It can't be destroyed, Congratulations on nuclear war.
這仍然是菜單嗎 Is this still a menu.
明星按鈕 是的 自動鎖 Star button. / Yes, automatic lock.
當然 Of course.
這是原鈴聲嗎 當然 Is this the original ringtone. Of course.
蛇 Snake.
最高的分數是不可戰勝的 The highest score is invincible.
你必須保存它 You have to save it.
那個怪胎馬上就把你趕走了 That freak will get rid of you in an instant
什麼 你不想知道 就這麼說吧 What? / You don't want to know, just put it.
實際上 讓我再看看 Actually, let me see again.
哪一個 放還是愛 Which one? put it or love?
可能兩者都有 It could be both.
這東西不是指南針嗎 哇 只是… Isn't this thing a compass? Wow, it's just ...
這只是一場遊戲 It's just a game.
配件 Accessories
設備 是的 試試設備 Equipment. / Yes, try the equipment.
那是個計算器 That's a calculator
羅盤 Compass.
工作完美 不需要WiFi Works perfectly, and doesn't need wifi.
就是這樣 This is it.
土地答應了 Land promised.
完美的封閉系統 我們可以控制一切 Perfect closed system where we can control everything.
這就是我想要的 This is what I want.
瑞恩 打開電源 Ryan, open your power point.
我口述幻燈片 I will dictate slides.
都好 All good
我們對此有強烈的感情 We have a strong feeling towards this.
跟著我 Follow me.
來吧 見見這個地方的首席執行官 Come on, meet the CEO of this place.
等待 Wait.
我去看看 I'll check it out
這聽起來和你必須做的相反 That sounds like the opposite of what you have to do.
馬爾科姆 馬爾科姆 Malcom. Malcom.
購物中心 購物中心 Mall! Mall!
安靜的 Quiet.
我會在這裏保護你 I will protect you here.
真的 你會保護我的安全 Really? You will keep me safe.
什麼 你不相信我 What? You don't trust me?
女孩 我有經驗 打架 Girl, I have experience, fight
在俄羅斯 熊也有老虎 Bears, also tigers, in Russia.
我們有許多農村動物 We have many rural animals.
Malc Malc?
這地方太瘋狂了 This place is crazy.
就像…哇 就像是… It's like ... Whoaa !! It's like..
答應你以後再也不做了 Promise you will never do it again.
我們可能得去那裏 We might have to go there.
因為這就像是致命的戰鬥 怎麼了 10比1幾乎是一場公平的較量 Because it's like mortal combat. / What's the problem? 10 versus 1 is almost a fair fight.
我們得走了 哪個方向 We have to go. Which direction
不要說那個方向 Don't say that direction.
嗯 我只是… Um, I'm just ...
我只需要一分鐘 I only need a minute.
他不知道 我們迷路了 He does not know. We are lost.
我們不會迷路的 我說我只需要一分鐘 We don't get lost, I say I only need a minute.
這是錯誤的 That is wrong.
這種方式 我們是新來的 This way. / We're new from there.
等待 等待 Wait! Wait.
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
我們在地球上 We are in the earth.
它很簡單 就像一面鏡子 只有東方是西方 西方是東方 It's simple, it's like a mirror, only east is west, west is east.
你瘋了 You are crazy.
傳說中的阿加莎城 The legendary city of Agatha.
在地球的中心 At the center of the earth.
中心是VRIL And at the center it is Vril.
不幸的是 這個地方滿是VRIL 而我沒有 And unfortunately, the place was filled by Vril, and I didn't
喜歡能改變形狀的類人爬行動物 happy with human-like reptilian beings who can change shape.
這應該很有趣 This should be interesting.
Kaboom Kaboom.
嘿 Hey...
把這個帶來 Bring this.
我準備好了一切 I prepare everything.
所有 All.
好吧 事實已經證明了 Well, it turns out already
進入幾個有趣的千禧年 into several interesting millennia.
滲透到人類的上層 操縱他們 By infiltrating the upper echelons of humans, and manipulating them
互相毀滅 現在 Destroying each other, now
我們總算有點過重了 We managed to weigh a little on
政治 原諒我 夫人 Politics. Forgive me, madam.
但為了我的辯護 我是我們所有人中的第一個 But for my defense, I am the first of all of us.
在冷水中潛水 To dive in cold water.
我們為你感到驕傲 卡利古拉 但是你 And we are very proud of you Caligula. But you
好詞少了 瘋狂和 There are less good words, crazy and
我們知道人類真的不喜歡他們的理智受到挑戰 We learn that humans really don't like their sanity challenged.
這是關於你的力量的一件事 And that is one thing about your strength.
我們剛到 We just arrived.
像什麼 哦 Like what? Oh.
誰知道社交媒體會成功 它是輝煌的 Who knows social media will succeed, it's brilliant.
每個人都太專注於貓視頻和發送 Everyone is too focused on cat videos and sending
他們的頭腦 很好 the mind of their brain, very good.
對我的選舉很有幫助 Very helpful with my election.
你是個瘋狂的孩子… And you're a crazy kid with ...
鬥爭和聖戰 或者你想叫什麼 Struggle and jihad or whatever you want to call.
沒有什麼比得上母親的恐懼 There is nothing like mother's fear
把人們投入文明 to throw people into civilization
同一意識形態的戰爭 War of the same ideology.
別讓我從外星人開始 Don't make me start with aliens.
希特勒與實際 是 Hitler with Actum. Are.
我的性生活 My sex life.
哦 傻老頭 Oh, silly old man.
你成功地消滅了所有這些人類蠕蟲 You managed to destroy all of those human worms.
但你和他們一起摧毀了一切 But you destroyed everything together with them.
母親 總統 Mother president.
總的勝利 即使有些東西消失了 Total victory, even though some things vanished.
現在我們的星球又回來了 And now our planet is again.
是的 一個無法生存的美麗星球 Yes, a beautiful planet that can't be lived.
總核廢料貧瘠之地 Total nuclear waste barren place.
非常好的校長媽媽 Very good mother president.
我要說點什麼 I'll say something.
也許我沒注意 但我們還有航天飛機 Maybe I didn't pay attention, but we still have our space shuttle.
我們為什麼不拿著它去另一個星球呢 Why don't we just take it and move to another planet.
空間 Space.
偉大的外層空間 Great outer space.
無論你點什麼 我們都去 Wherever you order we go
第二次開始 對的 最後一次 Second start, right and last
直到早上 Into the morning.
你知道要找到一個居住的星球有多困難嗎 You know the difficulty of finding a planet to live in?
我哥哥創造了這個 My brother created this.
對人類進行測試 Test to humans.
我一找到他 他就會受到懲罰 He will be punished as soon as I find him.
但我們真的不需要去 But we really don't need to go.
如果你不改變表面 If you don't change the surface to be
放射性混亂 radioactive chaos.
母親 總統 Mother president.
絕對的勝利 Total victory indeed.
我認為沒有理由反應過度 I don't think there's a reason to overreact.
拜託 Please.
坐下來享受你的食物 Sit down and enjoy your food.
我親愛的姐姐 My dear sister.
我會找到你的 I will find you.
當我找到你的時候 And when I find you.
我會把你的頭浸在一桶泥土裏 I will dip your head in a bucket of dirt.
該死的 Damn./Eww.
好吧 我們在這個十字路口向左轉 Well, we will take a left at this intersection.
然後… 看 看 看 就這樣 And then on ... / Look, look, look, that's it.
是他 他還活著 我告訴過你 That's really him, he's still alive, I told you.
唐納德 我甚至不知道我為什麼要告訴你這個 Donald. I don't even know why I have to tell you this.
但不是他 你為什麼這麼肯定 But it's not him. Why are you so sure?
因為我們在地球的中心 Because we are at the center of the earth.
誰知道現實場的扭曲擴大了多少 Who knows how far the distortion of the reality field widens.
也許我們只是想在這裏 因為我們的頭腦想讓我們相信 Maybe we just think here because our minds want us to believe.
嘿 他想給我們指路 Hey, he wants to show us the way.
力場失敗 The force field failed.
我們必須逃跑 We have to run.
薩拉姆 這艘船的首席執行官 Salam, CEO of the ship.
那計劃是什麼 給我一點時間 我會想辦法的 So what's the plan? / Give me a moment, I'll think of something.
也許跑回去 Maybe run back.
繼續吧 加油 Go on, come on!
你們兩個先 我抱著他們 You two first, I hold them.
進攻 Attack!
走在街上 Come on Street.
我很困惑 我們下一步怎麼辦 I'm confused, what will we do next.
我們去拿杯子 我想我們應該救你的人 We will take the cup. I think we should save your man.
我認識他 他可以照顧自己 I know him, he can take care of himself.
我能嗎 And can I?
我不能一個人這麼做 好吧 I can't do this alone, okay.
我需要你 I need you.
哦 這是一樣的 Oh, this is the same
看那套服裝 納粹國王 他在那兒 Look at the costume ./King Nazi, there he is.
我有很多問題 I have many questions.
我們可以互相幫助 We can help each other,
你不讓我說完 You don't let me finish.
我有很多問題 I have many questions.
太糟糕了 Too bad.
你不會活著回答這個問題的 You will not live to answer that
啊 別殺了他 不會有人被殺 Ah, don't kill him. No one will be killed.
他們需要我們 They need us.
我有一個商業報價給你 I have a business offer for you.
你會喜歡這個的 You will like this.
你怎麼打開它 我不知道 How do you open it. / I don't know.
阿約 給我紙 Ayo./top. Give me paper.
在這裏切換 Switch here.
關於手指的一些東西 也許這是胡說八道 Something about fingers. Maybe this is bullshit.
大概不會 Probably not.
我覺得不需要 I don't think it's needed.
那是什麼 What is that?
Rasha Rasha?
她在哪裏 Where is she?
退出現狀 Quit Pro Quo
你想要什麼 What do you want?
我需要你帶我的人來這裏 I need you to bring my people here.
到空土裏去 你可以傷害阿加莎 To the hollow Earth. / You can damage Agatha.
就像你毀了整個星球 只有我的追隨者 Like you've ruined the whole planet. Only my followers.
只有Jobbses 我們是唯一欣賞你在這裏所做一切的人 Only Jobbses. We are the only ones who appreciate what you have done here.
我們將使它保持完美的和諧 We will keep it in perfect harmony.
我可以和希特勒談判 I can negotiate with Hitler.
眾所周知 他沒有遵守諾言 He is known not to keep his promise.
捷克斯洛伐克 各位 你認為我很蠢 Czechoslovakia, everybody. / You think I'm stupid.
試著讓他簽署最終用戶協議 Try making him sign an enduser agreement.
沒人讀那個人 Nobody reads that man.
這將做你想做的一切 This will do everything you want.
那是一份神聖的合同 That's a sacred contract.
系列 Series
最終用戶協議 開放式最終用戶協議 End user agreement. / Open end user agreement.
嗯 所有的信息… 是的 是的 是的 Hm, all that information ... / Yes, yes, yes.
系列 Series
馬克斯 Max
家庭目的 Home purpose.
計算房屋方向 Calculation of direction to the house.
路線規劃 Route plan.
這解釋了很多 That explains a lot.
月亮的陰暗面 The dark side of the moon.
你的服務很好 You do good service.
現在我們終於可以離開這個可怕的星球了 Now we can finally leave this terrible planet.
當然 一個人只不過是他的策略 Of course, a man is only as good as his strategy.
我可以給你帶來風暴 I can bring Storm with you.
只要你派我的人來見我 As long as you send my people to me.
對 關於這一點 Yes. About that.
孩子們好嗎 How are you kids?
真的 聖盃 嗯 Wow. Holy cup, huh?
我買了 I'll take it.
小心 Caution.
他說杯子和底座相連 He said here the cup is connected to the base.
不觸發就無法移動 Cannot be moved without triggering
自我毀滅 self destruction.
你覺得這個東西有多重 How much do you think this thing weighs.
啊 沉重 沉重 Ah, heavy, heavy.
大約80磅 That's about 80 pounds.
什麼 What?
你在編嗎 那是一個古老的俄羅斯制度 我有時會用它 Are you making that up? That's an old Russian system. I use it sometimes.
那… That..
一千五百 1500
1500什麼 1500 what?
盎司或克 Ounces or grams.
我不記得轉換了 但也許是克 I don't remember the conversion. But maybe gram.
那是盎司 That's ounce.
我救了你 I saved you.
你看起來很好吃 You look so delicious.
不是我的計劃失敗了還是什麼 Didn't fail my plan or what?
所有這些都將在鏈條鬆開時實現 All of this will come true when the chain is released
我們不會拆下鏈條 We will not remove the chain.
這不是它的工作原理 對不起的 That's not how it works. Sorry.
我應該更清楚些 I should be clearer.
堅持住 退後 退後 Hold on! Back off! Back off!
對 Yes.
有多困難 How difficult?
一切 異教徒 Everything! Infidel!
你這個喜劇混蛋 You comedy bastard
你沒有權利 You have no rights.
跳 現在 Jump! Now!
這會很有趣 街道 This will be interesting. Street!
加油 我們不會成功的 Come on! / We will not succeed!
朋友 Friend.
你沒事吧 You are okay?
天哪 God!
我真的希望這是一個愚蠢的問題 但你有杯子對嗎 I really hope this is a stupid question, but you have the cup right?
我們沒有路可走了 We have no way back.
哦 太酷了 Oh, cool.
別人怎麼了 What happens to others?
希特勒吃了他們 Hitler ate them
一點也不 Not at all.
好 我們的任務完成了 Well. Our task is complete.
展示你是誰 Show who you are.
奧比納傑瓦華盛頓 你在那裏 Obi Najwa Washington. You are there
你造成多少麻煩的想法 The idea of ​​how much trouble you caused?
只留下最天真 最頑固的 媽媽 現在不行 Just leave the most naive, most stubborn. Mom, not now.
我見過最勇敢的事 And the bravest thing I've ever seen.
很高興你回來了 I'm glad you came back.
親愛的 讓開 My dear. Step aside!
沃爾夫岡 那不可能是真的 Wolfgang? That can't be true.
你找到了嗎 找到什麼 Did you find it? / Find what?
非常漂亮 Very beautiful.
把它給我 Give it to me.
奧比 你認為我會讓你離開這裏讓我們都死嗎 Obi. / Do you think I'll let you leave here and let us all die?
嗯 你媽媽先死了 Well, your mother died first.
倒霉 好的 夠了 Shit. OK, enough.
你為什麼開槍打他 你認為他更危險嗎 Why did you shoot him? Do you think he is more dangerous?
必須刪除 Must be removed?
聽到 我很危險 Hear. I'm very dangerous.
因為… Because..
很準時 很好的德語 Right on time, good German on time.
惡棍的性格 Villain character.
我希望不是我想的那樣 I hope it's not as I thought.
你在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding?
夭折 Die off
混蛋 Motherfucker!
拉佐 Larzo
很高興你來過 我馬上接吻了 Glad you visited. I kissed immediately
這個可悲的陰謀 This sad conspiracy.
我一看到 As soon as I see
蠕蟲在我的城市裏 The worm worm is in my city.
離船遠點 如果你喜歡這場比賽 Stay away from the ship. If you love this race
然後 Then
你可以和他們一起死 you can die with them.
Roni Roni.
你真的要死了還是能死 我很好 Are you really dying or can you die? / I'm fine.
我有兩個腎是有原因的 I have two kidneys for a reason.
我也很好 薩沙 彆扭動我的船 I'm fine too. / Sasha, don't tweak my ship.
祝福你 打開警報 我們現在必須把所有人都救出來 Malcom, turn on the alarm, we have to get everyone out of here, now.
媽媽 媽媽 你得和他們一起去 好嗎 Mother. Mother you have to go with them okay.
我會… I'll..
我會想辦法阻止他 I'll find a way to stop him.
聽我說 媽媽 我過著自己的生活 Listen to me. Mom. / I've lived my life.
我有機會成為英雄 你不需要這麼做 I have the chance to be a hero. You don't need to do this.
寶貝 你讓我很驕傲 You make me very proud, baby.
我愛你 I love you.
你知道我一直愛你 You know I always love you.
你在幹什麼 媽媽 What are you doing? Mother.
現在請你 Now you please
拯救 And save
人類剩下的東西 What is left of humanity.
但丁 行動時間 Dante. Time for action.
我會殺了你 I will kill you
骯髒的蕩婦 Dirty slut.
船上的一切 Everything to the ship.
加油 給我 讓我重設 Come on! Give me, let me reset
我們得把這些人弄出去 歐比 什麼 We have to get these people out. / Obi. / What?
我們現在是團隊了 相信我 We're the team now, trust me.
相信我 Trust me
好了 各位 來吧 Okay everyone, come on.
天哪 Gosh
快點 進來 薩沙 快點 整個基地都要塌了 Come on, come in, Sasha, come on, the whole base is collapsing.
媽媽 媽媽 來吧 你可以 Mother! Mother come on, you can!
媽媽 Mother!
比我想像的還要多 There is more than I can imagine.
不幸地 Unfortunately
我們不能達到目的 We can't get that end.
不是 不是 Not! Not!
媽媽 不是 Mother! Not!
沒問題 沃爾夫岡 No problem, Wolfgang.
他們有一個杯子 他們活了下來 They have a cup, they survived.
直到那一刻我才意識到我多麼希望 It wasn't until that moment that I realized how much I hoped
依靠我的母親 and depend on my mother.
這個人有多少人 How many people this person has.
現在他們依靠我 And now they depend on me.
主機滿負荷運轉 The main engine is running at full capacity.
盾牌已被擁有 The shield is possessed.
1現在 明白了 發動機是開著的 1 now. / Understood, the engine is on.
一切都好嗎 是的 All is well? / Yes.
氣壓得到控制 Air pressure under control.
薩沙 跟我說 Sasha, talk to me.
為什麼會這樣 Why is this happening?
我不知道 I do not know.
事情發生了 That happened.
愚弄我不容易 It's not easy to fool me.
武器在哪裏 沒有武器 Where are the weapons? / There are no weapons.
這是一架運輸機 這是美國 一定有武器 我有 This is a transport plane. / This is America, there must be weapons somewhere. / I have.
那是你的武器 如果有幫助的話 That's your weapon, if that helps.
你把一切都提出來了 You bring everything up.
啊 全世界都在我的力量之下 Ah, all the earth under my power.
他是怎麼聯繫我們的 How did he contact us?
我來自… I am from ...
馬爾科姆 摘下頭盔 薩沙 拿出你的手機 Malcolm, take off the helmet, Sasha, show your phone.
從來都不知道如果我們合作會怎麼樣 Never understood how it would be if we cooperated.
不要互相爭鬥 And don't fight each other.
我們能駕馭一切兇猛的…… We can master all fierce ..
陳詞濫調的語言 Cliche language.
謝謝您 船上有一槍 Thank you. / There is a shot on the boat.
大門看起來下降了75% And the gate looks like it's down 75%
好了 停下來 快完成了 Okay, stop, it's almost done now.
你好 Hello.
馬爾科姆 你能抱他10秒鐘嗎 Malcom, can you hold him 10 seconds.
不知道 我們進入 Don't know. We enter.
對嗎 Right?
聰明的女孩 Clever girl.
唐納德打壞的電話有多虛偽 How hypocritical is the phone that Donald broke?
是的 Yes ./Bingo.
想做他的榮譽嗎 Want to do his honor?
祝福 打開它 Malcom, turn it on.
你永遠不會明白 You never understand.
嘿 沃爾夫岡 我想做的一切 Hey. Wolfgang. Everything I want to do
只是為了幫助 我母親向她問好 Just to help. / My mother sent her greetings.
對 對 對 Yes. Yes. Yes.
好的 完成了 對 Ok, it is finished! Yes!
對 Yes!
希望是件有趣的事 Hope is a funny thing.
你所需要的一切只是一線光明 你可以永遠走下去 Everything you need is a glimmer of light, and you can walk forever.
穿過黑暗 或者飛翔 Past darkness, or fly.
在生銹的太空桶裏 In the rusty bucket of space.
或者一大桶生銹的空間 如薩沙所說 Or a large bucket of rusty space, as Sasha said.
對 Yes.
對 Yes!
我不知道該怎麼辦 我只有錘子 I don't know what to do, I only have my hammer.
先做 兄弟 Do it first, bro.
薩沙 你沒事吧 Sasha, are you OK?
哦 你弄錯了 對不起 我應該 Oh. You got the wrong one, sorry, I should
告訴你吧 哦 不是這樣 Tell that to you. Oh, that's not it.
我只是不適合他 I'm just not suitable for him.
如果我打破這個故事 If I break the story,
不吃希特勒 我沒有好故事 不 And not eating Hitler, I have no good story, no.
我只是…你怎麼說 I just ... how do you say
油狒狒 Oil baboons.
不像你說的那樣… It's not like you said it, that ...
那是只潤滑猴子 That's a lubricating monkey.
聽著 我想問問你的瓦爾科 Look, I want to ask about your valcor.
我問你是如何穩定我試圖找出的支出方式的 然後 I asked how you stabilized the expenditure manifold that I tried to find out and then
這一切都發生了 我…你知道的 All this happened, I ... you know.
我把它開到 I booted it to
熱風 D17 thermonica.
它用廁所作為開支 It uses the toilet as an expense.
這是我唯一知道的方法 That's the only way I know
如何在不使用冷卻器的情況下清除它 How to get rid of it without using a cooler.
很完美 我不知道它不優雅 但我試著… 不 不 那…… Perfect. / I don't know it's not elegant, but I try it ... / No, no. That..
很完美 Perfect.
他喜歡你 He likes you
我想他喜歡你 I think he likes you.
Bro Bro.
她對我來說有點太瘦了 She's a little too thin for me.
我喜歡又大又結實又多毛的狒狒 I like big, strong and hairy, like oily baboons.
不 不 不用多毛 No, no, no need to be hairy.
我很開放 我是說我的一些好朋友 I am very open minded, I mean some of my best friends
你沒事吧 什麼 Are you okay? What..
醬汁裏有堅果嗎 Are there nuts in sauce?
貝類 And shellfish.
還有海藻 And seaweed.
早點說再見沒有比這更糟糕的了 There is nothing worse to say goodbye early.
把你心愛的人的記憶寄出 And send memory from your beloved ones.
尤其是空棺材 Especially if it's empty coffins.
準備好了 Ready!
我從來沒有機會說我有多愛他 I have never had the opportunity to say how much I love him.
馬爾科姆 Malcom
我唯一真正的朋友 My only true friend.
Malc Malc?
你還活著嗎 Are you still alive?
對不起 我經歷了一件奇怪的事情 我的身體停了下來 就像 Sorry, I experienced a strange thing, where my body stopped, like
處於完全緊張狀態 in a total catatonic state.
我小的時候 媽媽幾乎把我埋了20次 My mother almost buried me 20 times when I was little.
那太瘋狂了 That's crazy.
你已經知道你喜歡彼此了嗎 You already know you like each other?
嗯 也許你已經知道了 但是 Well, maybe you already know, but
對我來說 這是一個驚喜 俄羅斯人吸它油 For me, it was a surprise, the Russian sucks it oily
誰來猜 Who will guess.
隨著這東西的飛行速度 要到達火星需要100年的時間 With the speed of this thing flying, it will take 100 years to get to Mars.
你忘了重力 You forget about gravity.
加速度快得多 接近80 Acceleration is much faster, close to 80
我當然不會忘記的 I certainly won't forget that.
當然要利用它的偏心軌道和嚴重性 Certainly taking advantage of its eccentric orbit and its severity.
偏心圓比地球快得多 它會把我們拋出去 The eccentric round is much faster than the earth, it will throw us
現在我們去火星 Now we head to Mars.
紅色星球 Red planet.
也許人類也能生存 Maybe humanity can survive too.
我們從不知道 但至少我們的孩子會有機會 We never know, but at least our children will have a chance.
交叉你的手指 我的英語不是天堂 Cross your fingers. My English isn't heaven.
我的德語更差 My German is even worse.
但我可以駕駛宇宙飛船 But I can drive a spaceship.
穿越宇宙 Cross the universe.
如果火星上有生命 我會在那裏 If there's life on Mars, I'll be there.
我唯一確定的是 The only thing I know for sure is
我愛上了你 I fell in love with you.
越過銀河系 Looking past the galaxy
星星在你的腦海裏 and stars in your head.
我們永遠相愛 We love each other forever,
月亮也不在那裏了 And the moon is no longer there.