我会接管所有的工程师团队 大概五十人 I will be taking on a total engineering team of about 50.
我得先走了 稍微去下 我办公室 I just have to go back into my office.
硅谷 前情回顾
我们认为宣传魔笛网的最佳方式 Well we thought the best way to introduce the PiperNet
就是通过八位开发者 would be through the eight developers.
我一直在做一款绝对会火的新游戏 I have been cooking up a killer new game.
"加卢之门" The Gates of Galloo.
如果我们把这个放在魔笛网上 We put this thing on PiperNet...
你马上就会增加八万用户 Bam, 80,000 instant users.
这么早就与这样规模的公司合作 Partnering with a company of that size,
会让我们进度提前好几个月 this early, would put us months ahead.
搞定他们 理查德 Knock 'em dead, Richard.
不管你们现在在干什么 请打住 Whatever you are doing, stop it now.
好 我们只是在...击掌 Um, yeah, we're just high-fiving.
再见 Bye.
你需要跟我的公司合作 You need to make a deal with my companies.
把现有的公司名字前面加一个"新"字 Taking existing companies and just calling them new
这不叫复杂 这叫剽窃 isn't sophisticated, that's theft.
所以他们在在生产手机 So they're manufacturing phones
然后在我们的网络上注册 and signing them onto our network.
为什么他们想帮我们 Why would they wanna help us?
他们不是帮我们 他们在攻击我们 They're not helping us, they're attacking us.
-是51%攻击 -不好意思 什么 - It's the 51 percent attack. - I'm sorry, what?
一次51% A 51 percent--
我们一直在跟亚马逊 We've been exploring the viability
谈被收购的可行性 of an acquisition with Amazon.
你们想要我为杰夫·贝索斯工作 You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos?
门都没有 No way.
我碰巧知道他们把你耍了 I happen to know that they fucked you over.
如果有机会让你以牙还牙怎么样 How would you like to fuck them back?
我需要你来攻击我 I need you to attack me.
-以暴制暴 -没错 - A second attack. - Yes.
好了 你们刚增加了八万新用户 Boom, you just got 80,000 new users.
科林 你做到了 是你救了我们 Colin, you did it, you saved us.
吉尔弗约尔 运行那补丁 Gilfoyle, the patch.
投弹完成 Bombs away.
我的天 这就是我们的新办公室 Oh, my God. These are our new offices?
我们的地方其实要穿过这里 We're actually right through here.
你们觉得怎么样 What do you guys think?
你们想看看二楼吗 Do you want to see the second floor?
竟然还有一层 There's another floor? Okay.
我知道 超激动人心 对吧 I know, it's exciting, right?
我们到了 左边那扇门 Here we are, right here to the left.
你的领带不错 I like your tie.
谢谢 我自己系的 Oh, thank you. I tied it myself.
那祝你好运 Okay. Well, good luck.
理查德·亨德里克斯
亨德里克斯先生 谢谢你能来 Mr. Hendricks, thank you for being here.
哈巴德 主席
过去三小时中 我们已经询问了 For the last three hours, we've been asking
你公司中的一些重要成员 some prominent members of your industry
问题围绕你们的用户数据的安全性 questions about the security of their users' data.
脸书 谷歌和亚马逊 And while the gentlemen from Facebook, Google, and Amazon
都曾承认存在严重的疏忽… have acknowledged some egregious lapses in the past--
还有互利 互利也承认存在严重的疏忽 And Hooli, sir. Hooli also acknowledged some spectacular lapses.
是的 Yes.
我继续说 As I was saying,
这些专业人士已经向我们保证 these fine folks have been assuring us all that
他们已经改正了他们的疏忽 their oversights are behind them,
而且他们才是 and that they are the best people
保护用户隐私的最好人选 to protect their users' privacy.
但我的同僚 夏威夷州的 But my colleague, Senator Shizaki
矢崎参议员 of the great state of Hawaii,
矢崎
认为你可能有不同的见解 suggested that you might have a different view.
参议员？ Senator?
谢谢 哈巴德主席 Thank you, Chairman Hubbard.
亨德里克斯先生和他的魔笛手公司 Mr. Hendricks and his company, Pied Piper,
开发了一款体验版程序 are developing a pilot program to deliver
用于向我州毛伊岛的民众 wireless Internet to my constituents
提供无线网络 on the island of Maui.
我已经请他今天做一个声明 I have asked him to deliver a statement here today.
亨德里克斯先生 Mr. Hendricks?
是的 Yes.
亨德里克斯先生 你可以发表声明了 Mr. Hendricks, now would be the time for that statement.
好的 Okay.
我应该提前把它们准备好 I probably should've gotten these out before.
他就像个监护权听证会上的孩子 He looks like a child in a custody hearing.
但你不会同情他 But, like, you don't feel sorry for him.
你只会希望他赶快消失 You just want him to go away
不想让他找到爹妈 and not have any parents at all.
理查德·亨德里克斯 魔笛手创始人兼CEO
大家好 我是理查德·亨德里克斯 魔笛手的CEO Hello, I am Richard Hendricks, CEO of Pied Piper.
不错 There you go.
-眼神交流 -我很骄傲地告诉大家 - Eye contact. - I'm proud to tell you
我们正与矢崎参议员合作… that we are working with Senator Shizaki...
-很好 -…迈出了 - Good. - ...on developing the first step
向世界提供新型互联网的第一步 in providing a new type of Internet to the world.
等一下 Hold on.
基本上 Uh, basically,
它是一种… it-it is a program...
我…它算是… that I-I-it's kinda...
我可以走一走吗 那样有助于我思考 Actually, can I pace? I-I just think better on my feet.
很多人… So, a lot of people...
亨德里克斯先生 Mr. Hendricks!
克莱科
对着话筒说 Speak into the machine!
好的 Oh! Okay.
抱歉 线能伸出来吗 I'm sorry. Does this come out?
很好 Perfect.
-该死 -好了 - Fuck. - Okay, so,
来过这里那些人 these people up here, right?
你们想控制他们 但是却做不到 You want to rein them in, but you can't.
脸书拥有80%的移动社交流量 Uh, Facebook owns 80% of mobile social traffic.
谷歌拥有92%的搜索流量 Google owns 92% of search,
亚马逊的AWS云服务 and Amazon Web Services
份额比第二到第五名的总和还多 is bigger than their next four competitors combined.
盖文·贝尔森
亚马逊与互利合并后 And they will be even more robust
他们还会更强 once the Hooli merger is complete.
你们看 Ah, see! Look, there!
就连互利也赢不了这些垄断公司 Even Hooli can't survive these monopolies.
没人赢得过 No one can!
他们跟踪我们的每一步 They track our every move,
监控我们生活的每一刻 they monitor every moment in our lives,
还利用我们的数据获利 and-and they exploit our data for profit.
你们可以随便问他们问题 And you can ask them all the questions you want,
但他们不会改变 也没必要改变 but they're not gonna change, they don't have to.
这些公司就是国王 These companies are kings,
他们统治的疆域比历史上 and they rule over kingdoms far larger
任何一个王国都要大得多 than any nation in human history.
他们赢了 我们输了 They won, we lost.
那你为什么要来这里 So, why are you here?
你看看这是哪里 Because look at where we are.
-我们在美国政府所在地 -亨德里克斯 - Yeah? We are in the seat of the US government-- - Mr. Hendricks?
我可以 现在不需要了 I'm okay. I've got it now.
我们在美国政府所在地 We are in the seat of the US government,
一个由民众创建的政府 a government that was founded by people
而这些民众也曾经被推翻不了的国王统治 who were, at one point, ruled by kings they couldn't overthrow.
那他们做了什么 他们重新开始 So, what did they do, right? They started over.
他们来到这里 来到新世界 They came here, to the New World.
2.0世界 1776版本 World 2.0, version 1776.
我们取胜的方式是创造一个全新 And the way we win is by creating a new,
民主 去中心化的互联网 democratic, decentralized Internet,
在那样的互联网中 像这样的公司行为 one where the behavior of companies like this
绝对不可能存在 永远不会 will be impossible, forever.
在那样的互联网中 是用户 One where it is the users,
不是国王 not the kings,
拥有自己数据的主权 who have sovereign control over their data.
我向你们承诺 我会帮你们结束这样的暴政 This, I promise to you: I will help you end this tyranny
通过建立一个真正 by building an Internet that is
民族 民权 民生的互联网 of the people, by the people, and for the people,
愿上帝助我 so help me God.
好 Yeah!
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不 麦克 我来 No, Mike, I just--
他到了 There he is!
弑君者 怎么样 King slayer! How was it?
-还好 我 -你可以走了 - Good. I-I-- I, um... -You can go.
-我来 -我是说 我觉得很顺利 - I got it... - Yeah, I mean, I think it went pretty well.
我是说 你看了 对吧 I mean, you saw it, right?
当然看了 但我 我想听 Of course, but I-I-I want to hear
你告诉我一切 每一个细节 you tell me everything, every detail.
霍尔登 Holden...
这个人刚下飞机 给他一点空间 The man just got off the plane, give him some space!
天啊 Jesus...
你在杜勒斯机场落地 Okay, so you touch down at Dulles,
你关掉了飞行模式 然后 you turn off airplane mode, and then--
实际上 我们飞到了里根国家机场 Well, actually, we flew through Reagan National.
里根 但你喜欢电车 Reagan? But you love trams.
是 Well...
这就是为什么我应该继续安排你的出行 See, this is why I should still be handling your travel.
别担心这个了 贾里德 你忙着呢 Oh, don't worry about it, Jared, you're busy.
为了你的事 我永远有时间 I'm never too busy for you.
-但我们别纠结这件事了 好吗 -好 - But let's... let's not get caught up in that, right? - Right.
我们现在到这儿了 我们走着 We're here now, and we're walking,
我们说着话 and we're talking.
魔笛手
来感受一下吧 朋友 I mean, take it all in, my friend.
看看这一切 Look at all this.
你相信我们旅程始于那个宿舍 Can you believe we began our journey way back...
那间狭小的客厅吗 in that little living room in the hostel?
就在昨天 你向我们国家最崇高 And just yesterday, you addressed our nation's most
最有权力的人进行了演说 hallowed, powerful legi--
惊喜 Surprise!
欢迎回家 理查德
不管怎样 就像我在外面说的 Anyway, like I was saying out there,
我们从那个小宿舍开始 就是几个孩子 we started out in that little hostel, just a couple of kids.
-是 -对吧 - Yeah. - Right?
-而现在 -干得好 理查德 - And now-- - You killed it, Richard!
正中大科技公司要害 Way to punch big tech in the dick!
我本来要说 I was just gonna say,
让我们 让我们花点时间消化一下 好吗 let's-- let's take a moment to let it soak in, right?
看看你的成果 Look what you've built!
好吧 我现在放你走 享受这个派对吧 Okay, I'll let you go now! Enjoy the party!
你的压缩算法就是魔力 Your compression algorithm was the stardust!
恭喜 理查德
理查德 理查德 Hey, Richard! Richard!
过来 Come here.
站这儿 Stand here.
来自迪尼希团队的祝贺 Congratulations from Team Dinesh!
是 Yeah.
*是美好的周五* *It's Aloha Friday!*
*我要去夏威夷* *I'm going to Hawaii!*
恭喜
好吧 恭喜 Okay, um--Congratulations.
*是美好的周五* *It's Aloha Friday!*
*安装好岛上第一个去中心化网络* *Setting up the island's first decentralized Meshnet*
你 爆了
"你基爆了" "You... licked ass?"
-什么 -"你菊爆了" - What? - "You dicked ass"?
-我 我屌爆了 -屌爆了 - I-I dicked ass? - Kicked ass!
屌 Kicked!
你怎么会先想到那两个 Why were those your first two guesses?
盖布 他妈怎么回事 Gabe, what the fuck?!
-你是K K去哪儿了 -K在那儿 - You're the K! Where's the K? - K's right there.
需要两个K的 Kicked has two Ks!
这是给你的 That's for you.
我今天还有些工作要做 I'm trying to get some work done today.
我 我就是想碰个杯 I-I just wanted to toast.
好吧 那 Okay. So...
别担心 很短 Don't worry, it's short.
陪伴这个词源自于拉丁语 The word companion derives from the Latin word
"Panis" 面包的意思 "Panis" For bread,
虽然我不能消化面包 and while I can no longer digest bread,
-我知道你照亮了我的生活 -理查德 - I know that you leaven my life-- - Richard!
你有空吗 Hey, man, you got a second?
是 科林 不 我有空 Uh, yes, Colin. No, I do.
抱歉 好吧 干杯 Sorry. Okay. Uh, cheers.
在电视上看到你了 你太棒了 Saw you on TV. You crushed it.
国王的那一套说到点上了 哥们 That king shit was on point, man.
-我爱死国王了 -是啊 - I fucking love kings. - Oh, yeah.
听着 他们让你发誓了吗 So listen, um, did they swear you in?
像拉你去庭审什么的似的 Like, pull the whole Johnny Law routine with you?
你有宣誓吗 Were you under oath?
没有 Uh, no.
太好了 那我就放心了 Cool! Well, that's a weight off.
为什么这么说 Why?
你说我们不会收集用户数据 Well, you said all that stuff about not collecting user data.
-怎么了 -但我们在收集 - Yes? - But we are.
-是我在做 -什么 - I am. - What?
但我现在告诉你 But I'm doing the right thing now
就是正确的事 所以我觉得... by telling you, so I feel like--
不好意思 科林 I-I'm sorry, Colin.
你收集用户数据多久了 How long have you been collecting user data?
差不多...从头到尾吧 Sorta... the whole time.
但只是为了提升游戏体验 But it's just to improve the quality of my gameplay.
没有用来卖广告 I'm not using it to sell ads.
这他妈的不是重点 It doesn't fucking matter.
这是违反公司原则的 我是说... It goes against the principles of this company. I mean...
该死 我对国会说谎了 Shit, I just lied to Congress.
不是 No.
你对国会说了一个谎言 You said a lie to Congress,
但我想你当时并不知道 but you didn't know at the time, I guess.
别给自己太大压力 Don't beat yourself up about it, huh?
但以后 也许别再那么说了 But going forward, maybe stop saying that.
你他妈的在开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
或者继续说 我不在乎 Or do say it. I don't care.
可能就像谷歌说自己"不要作恶" Maybe it'll be like Google saying "Don't be evil,"
或者脸书说"抱歉 我们会做更好" or Facebook saying "I'm sorry, we'll do better,"
或者我自己说 or me saying
"加卢之门不会开着你的耳麦 "Gates of Galloo does not leave your headset mic open
并录下你说的一切 忍着吧" and record everything you say. Suck it."
该死 Sweet fucking shit.
你...你是在对用户进行窃听 A-a-are you... bugging people and storing
并把他们的私人对话存在我的网络上吗 their private conversations on my network?
科林 这必须马上停止 Colin! This stops, now.
如果你能不在这件事上说谎 It would really be better for me
可能会对我更好 if you just stopped lying about it,
因为这个游戏就是老大 'cause the game's pretty boss.
不 不 我才是老大 No, no. I'm the boss,
而且我告诉你这必须结束 科林 and I'm telling you that this is over, Colin.
-结束了 -那就求同存异吧 - It's done. - Agree to disagree.
很高兴我们谈了这件事 I'm glad we had this talk.
刚才我居然那么紧张 Can't believe I was so nervous.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
好了 Okay.
理查德 Oh, Richard! Hey.
这位是山姆·里卡多 圣何塞的市长 This is Sam Liccardo, the mayor of San Jose.
有一个很严重的问题 There's a major fucking problem.
两分钟后在我办公室见 表现正常点 Just meet me in my office in two minutes. Act normal.
抱歉 失陪一下 Sorry, just excuse me for a second.
贾里德 Hey, Jared!
翠西 Hey, Tracy!
-我最爱的人事主管 你好吗 -我很好 谢谢 - How's my favorite human resource? - I'm fine, thanks.
有人告诉你 我们打算给你换个办公室吗 Did anyone mention our plan to move your office?
我们在考虑让你跟业务发展和市场部近一点 We're thinking about putting you closer to biz dev and marketing.
但他们...都在哈姆林楼那边呢 But that's... all the way back in the Hamelin Wing.
没错 跟我来 我带你去看 Yeah! Follow me, I'll show you.
好吧 只是 Okay, it's just,
那里离理查德的办公室有点远 that's a little far from-- from Richard's office.
是啊 但你跟理查德 Yes, but you really don't have any
没有日常工作沟通了 day-to-day business with Richard anymore.
我们刚才还在散步谈话 I mean, we were just walking and talking before.
看起来他们在开会 我可能应该... Oh. Looks like they're having a meeting. I should probably--
跟直接下属坐得近一点 It's just better for office cohesion
会对办公室凝聚力有好处 if you sit near your direct reports,
而你的直接下属就是业务发展和市场部 and that is biz dev and marketing.
不 这是你说的 Yeah, no, you mentioned that.
这个想法很有趣 但我觉得 It's--it's an interesting idea, but I just think that, um,
我们应该先跟理查德确认一下 I think we should check with Richard first
因为我认为他想让我离他近一点 'cause I think he's gonna want me a little bit closer.
当然了 这需要他的许可 Of course. It's subject to his approval.
-好 -我已经发邮件问他了 - Okay. - I've already emailed him. I think once you see
我觉得你一见到会议室套间就会爱上那里的 the conference room suites though, you'll really fall in love.
-好吧 -从这里出去 - Okay. Yeah. - Just right through here.
哈姆林楼
我可不会爱上一个房间 Well, I don't fall in love with rooms.
那么 我们怎么摆脱这个混蛋 So, how do we get rid of this fucker?
理查德 我也不喜欢这样 Look, Richard, I don't like this any more than you do,
但我们无法摆脱科林 but we can't get rid of Colin.
他是我们目前最赚钱的程序员 He's our most profitable developer by far.
那又怎样 我们还有其他程序员 So what? We have other developers.
没错 但他们都是加卢之门的 We do, but they're all entangled with Galloo!
我们围绕它建立生态系统花了很大精力 We worked really hard to build a whole ecosystem around it.
这就好比取消一场勇士队的比赛 It's like if you cancel a Warriors game, you're not just
你伤害的不只是球队 还有停车员 hurting the team, but you're also hurting the parking attendants,
卖衬衫的和卖零食的 and the T-shirt guys, and the concessions.
好吧 谢谢你 莫妮卡 Okay. Thank you, Monica,
拿我最懂的运动打了个比方 for putting it into an analogy that will resonate with me.
-橄榄球 -是篮球 - Football. - It's basketball.
-不 我知道 -想开了他可不容易 -No, I know. -Losing him is no longer a simple thing.
那你什么意思 我们什么都不做 So, what are you saying? We just do nothing?
理查德 他并没有卖广告 Richard, he's not selling ads.
他只是在提升游戏性能和体验 He's just using it to optimize the performance of his game.
其实他的手段很精妙 It's actually a fairly elegant implementation.
什么 What?
什么 What?!
轰炸广岛这个手段就很精妙 Hiroshima was an elegant implementation.
-我觉得没人会同意你的观点 -不我是说 - I don't think anyone agrees with you on that. - No, I'm saying,
成功不一定代表是好的 just because it's successful, doesn't mean it's good.
这违背了我们所坚持的一切 I mean, it goes against everything we stand for.
如果我们开始收集个人数据 I mean, if we start collecting personal data
是"出于更高的利益" 那不知不觉 "Just for the good stuff," I mean, next thing we know,
我们就成了该死的脸书 we're fucking Facebook.
我想说一下 我不介意成为该死的脸书 Well, for the record, I would not mind being fucking Facebook.
不 我们必须甩掉他 外面有500人 No. We gotta kick him off, okay? There are 500 people out there
坚信我们公司的道德和准则 who believe in this company's ethics and standards.
外面有532人 There are 532 people out there,
等着有人给他们开工资 and someone has got to pay for them.
现在这个人是科林 Right now, it's Colin.
甩掉他会把事情变得很复杂 Ditching him would be too complicated.
你知道什么不复杂吗 You know what's not too complicated?
夏威夷 夏威夷语"啊喽哈"可以表示你好 Hawaii. In Hawaii, aloha means hello
和再见 and goodbye.
他们用一个词代表 They use the same word to mean two things
两个完全相反的意思 that are the exact opposite.
这太酷了 只要科林还和我们合作 That's awesome, and I have a chance to go there
我就有机会去那儿 as long as Colin is on our network.
再见 Aloha.
就是说科林背叛了我们 我们只能受着 So, Colin betrays us and we just tolerate it?
棒极了 Great.
这就是和人类共事的代价 理查德 This is the cost of working with humans, Richard.
人类逊爆了 They suck.
互利
盖文 经过数月持久谈判 Gavin, after months of protracted negotiations,
我很高兴地宣布 我们已经 I'm happy to say that we've come
达成被亚马逊收购的最终协议 to final terms on our sale to Amazon.
是合并 继续 Merger. Continue.
亚马逊已经同意不裁员 甚至提供 Amazon has agreed to no layoffs, and they'll even provide
为期两年的留任奖金 retention bonuses for a period of two years.
我的职位呢 Uh, what about my role?
保留 基本上 你还握有 No change. Essentially, you'll still have
你所有部门的完全决定权 complete discretion over all of your divisions
跟现在一模一样 exactly as you enjoy right now.
完全行政领导权 Full executive privileges.
很不错哦 Perksssss...
干得不错 互利团队 Well, congratulations, Team Hooli!
关于这一点 Oh, um, about that.
这是他们的首要规定 Uh, that was their one major stipulation.
从今往后 我们所有的财产都要更名 From this point on, all of our properties will be rebranded.
-改...成什么 -改成亚马逊 -As-- as what? -As Amazon!
什么 What?
胡佛 Hoover!
贝索斯是打算把互利从历史中抹去吗 Bezos wants to just erase the Hooli name from history?
贝索斯先生只是觉得互利这个名字... Mr. Bezos simply felt that the Hooli name had--
他原话是什么来着 What were his exact words?
"有点 "A...
恶臭" stink."
胡佛 该死的 停下 Hoover, goddammit! Stop it!
你不能用暴力威胁别人 You can't just threaten people with violence.
站一边去 Go stand over there.
你告诉贝索斯 我们要保留互利的名字 You tell Bezos we keep the Hooli name,
否则让他跟自己的飞船一边玩去吧 or he can go fuck himself with his rocket ship.
亚马逊到底是什么意思 What is Amazon anyway?
一条河 一个女巨人 Is it a river? Is it a giant woman?
一点也不明确 不 It's not clear. No.
我们保留互利的名字 We keep the name Hooli.
-否则免谈 -盖文 - That's a deal breaker. - Gavin,
互利难道不是超越了一个名字的存在 is not Hooli more than simply a name?
难道不是包含了文化和... Is-is it not the culture and the...
伟大的产品 还有自由的... great products? The liberal...
私人飞机使用条例 private aviation policy?
-不 -你知道董事会 - No. - You know that the board
-已经决定卖了吧 盖文 -这么说吧 - has decided to sell, right, Gavin? - You know what?
我在这里还有朋友呢 I've still got friends in this town.
我要联合一些投资者 I'll put together some investors.
亚马逊可以夺走我们大部分资产 Amazon can take a chunk of our assets,
但是互利必须继续作为能独立运作的实体 but Hooli will remain a viable and independent entity,
哪怕要裁员减人 even if we have to shed a few divisions
修枝去叶 and trim a little fat.
盖布的状态: 光脚上桌 K字T恤 邋里邋遢
别烦我
我恨他
我恨你
迪尼希以为这就是你 So, Dinesh thinks this is you?
正解 Correct.
他和那玩意聊了一整天 He's been messaging with it all day
完全没发现那是人工智能 and he has no idea it's an AI.
我们骗过了一个人类 Well, we fooled a human.
我想我们通过了图灵测试 I guess we just passed the Turing test.
勉强算是个人类吧 Almost a human.
该死的吉尔弗约尔 Fucking Gilfoyle.
我们是朋友 We're friends.
你用一天就完成了对它的训练吗 You trained that thing in a day?
不 不是我训练的 是安东之子 No, I didn't train it. Son of Anton did.
-安东之子 -致敬一位逝去的友人 - Son of Anton? - An homage to a fallen friend.
这是我给新的推理接口起的名字 It's the name that I've given our new inference API.
就现在他正在创建公司组织架构索引 He's indexing all of PiperNet as we speak,
同时开始识别员工意图 and he's starting to recognize intent,
情绪 因果联系 emotion, causality.
等等 等一下... Hang on, wait. Uh...
你觉得你能让安东之子 Do you think you could engineer Son of Anton
给压缩过的音频文件创建索引吗 to index compressed audio files?
你为什么要这样羞辱我 Why would you insult me like that?
他无所不能 He can do whatever he wants.
好吧 Okay.
迪尼希 Uh, hey, Dinesh?
-干嘛 -能把最新的技术参数发给我吗 - Yes? - Can I get the latest tech specs from you, please?
我已经给你发过五次了 I've already sent them to you five times.
我不想费劲去翻邮箱 I don't really wanna dig through my inbox.
要是你现在发一下 邮件就在最上边 Um, so if you sent it now, it'll be on top.
我等你发 I'll wait.
可穿戴座椅 Wearable chair.
马上就发 Sending now.
好的 谢谢 迪尼希 Okay. Thank you, Dinesh.
我要杀了他
效果要他杀还是自杀
吉尔弗约尔刚说 Gilfoyle just said--
吉尔弗约尔
干嘛
你谁啊
你妈
吉尔弗约尔 Um, Gilfoyle?
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
我刚给你发了消息 'Cause I just texted you,
可是你 and you were-- Um,
我们来来回回发了一整天消息了 we've been texting back and forth all day.
那人不是你吗 Was that not you?
好深奥的问题 Complicated question.
你的影子算是你吗 Is your shadow you?
-它是个机器人吗 -是 - Was that a bot? - Yes.
就是说我跟一个机器人聊了一整天 So, I spent all day chatting with a bot?
-是 -你做了一个人工智能的你 - Yes. - You made an AI Gilfoyle?
-是 -刚跟我聊的就是它 - Yes. - And I was talking to it?
这段对话有必要找我本尊来聊吗 Do you need the real me for this conversation?
你不能仅仅因为不愿意 You can't just fuck with people and manipulate them
跟同事交流互动 because you don't have the decency
就这样把人当猴耍 to want to interact with a coworker.
盖布问要是他走着去吃午饭用不用穿外套 Gabe wants to know if he'll need a jacket if he walks to lunch.
如果需要 他能不能借一件 And if so, can he borrow a jacket.
看看他 该死的盖布 Look at him. Fucking Gabe.
你能不能做个人工智能的我 Hey, could you make me an AI Dinesh?
我们给战略开发者的合同价格底线 We are down to the final few decisions
就差最后几个条款就拟好了 in our new baseline contract for strategic developers.
在提出建议之前 Let me provide some context on each
我先介绍一下各条款的背景情况 before providing recommendations.
首先是赔偿条款如何运作 The first is how indemnification will work,
毕竟我们的网络提供的是分散的存储方式 given that our network provides distributive storage.
其次是许可费与网络接入费用 The second is how licensing and access fees
如何应用于已取得版权的资料 will be applied to copyrighted material
因为我们的网络还不允许 given that our network also does not allow
以任何形式收集用户的 any tracking or user--
-能找你说两句吗 -太能了 - Can you talk? - Oh, hell yes.
我买了一堆东西 都记在投资方账上了 I charge all kinds of shit to the investors.
我买了台喷气式滑水橇 一辆雪地摩托 I bought a Jet Ski, I bought a snowmobile,
一组十节的钢琴课课 I bought a 10-pack of piano lessons--
他毫不避讳地承认了挪用公款的事 He flat-out admits to embezzlement.
-你从哪儿弄来的 -科林 - Where'd you get this? - Colin!
他一直在我们的网络上存储私人谈话录音 He's been storing private conversations on our network,
包括他自己的 including his own.
因为他的游戏耳机放得到处都是 Because he's got gaming headsets everywhere.
他办公室里 他家里 他的房车上 At his office, at his house, at his RV,
而耳机是全天候待机的 and they are live 24/7.
我们拥有他上千小时的私人谈话记录 We have thousands of hours of his private conversations.
你看 我把自主全能的安东之子 You see, once I paired the automagical Son of Anton
跟我的压缩算法进行匹配 with my compression algorithm,
并给算法访问加卢游戏数据库的权限 and gave it access to Galloo Games' database,
不到十分钟算法就给所有数据编了索引 it indexed it all in less than 10 minutes,
给出了这个 and generated this.
贾里德 这张图 Jared, this is a graph
给出了他所有的音频记录 of all of his voice recordings,
按照关键词分类 clustered by keyword.
你看这里 I mean, look at this.
他偷东西 He steals, uh,
他上班时候嗑药 he does drugs at work, uh,
他甚至还睡了他某个投资人的老婆们 he's even sleeping with one of his investor's wives.
这人的黑料多到炸 I mean, this guy is dirty as a dog
我们抓住他的把柄了 他死定了 and we got him! Cold!
等等 你想做什么 Hold on. What-what are you suggesting here?
敲诈吗 Blackmail?
不 我 不是 我不会 No-- I-- no. I... I don't--
理查德 科林的行为 Richard, what Colin is doing
显然龌龊到了令人作呕的地步 is clearly, and gobsmackingly, awful.
但我们不是要扮演一个高尚的角色吗 But we're supposed to be the virtuous ones here,
而这么做 显然是错的 and-and this is... just plain wrong.
是 好吧 Yeah. Okay.
是 大概吧 我想你说得对 Yeah, I guess, yeah. I guess you're right.
我想点别的办法 I'll think of something else.
-好 -反正是他先挑事的 - Yeah. - I mean, he started it,
可我也说不好 but I don't know.
好吧 好吧 Yeah. Yeah.
怎么说呢 好吧 随便吧 I don't know. Okay. I don't know.
理查德 Hey, Richard?
Tracy有没有找你谈过 Um, did Tracy happen to talk to you
要把我的办公室搬到这边来 about moving my office down here?
有 她提到过 我同意了 Yeah, she-- she mentioned it. I approved it.
-你同意了啊 -对 - Oh, you did? - Yeah.
-好吧 -好 - Yeah. - Yeah.
那好吧 Okay, then.
理查德 Richard?
你看 是科林先骗了你 I mean, Colin lied to you first...
偷偷收集了数据 对吧 about collecting data, right?
-没错 -那么 - Yes, he did. - So,
就算这么做是错的 even if this is wrong,
我觉得你也可以这么想 I suppose you could argue that
虽然方法是错的 但是为了更高的正义 it's wrong in the service of rightness.
是吧 Yeah.
这是 It's, um...
为了捍卫道德准则 it's, uh, unethical
而不得已为之的不道德 in the defense of ethics.
为追求公正 而做的不公正 Uh, unjust in the quest for justice.
这就像是从你的老鸨那里偷钱 It's like stealing from your pimp
去付你朋友阑尾切除手术的钱 to pay for your friend's appendectomy.
是吧 而且他们几个 Yeah, a-and everyone else,
莫妮卡 迪尼希 吉尔弗约尔 Monica, Dinesh, and Gilfoyle,
他们都没有任何意见 they're all just perfectly content
就让这家伙如此 with letting this guy shit
侮辱我们的全部信念 all over everything we believe in.
我们也无所谓吗 贾里德 But are we, Jared?
理查德 Richard...
我们去给科林点颜色看看 let's go put a foot in Colin's ass.
丹尼 别他妈抱怨个没完 Danny, don't be a fucking bitch.
你那美黑床包我身上 I'll get you the tanning bed.
我好多东西都让投资者买的单 I charge shit to the investors all the time.
上周还用公司的卡刷了两克可卡因呢 I put two grams of coke on the company card last week.
妈蛋 Aah, fuck.
看吧 科林 我们已经把你全部的 You see, Colin, we were able to break down
不法行为分门别类 all of your misdeeds by category,
其中还包括一个私人糗事合集 including a catch-all for personal embarrassment.
撸管啦 放屁啦 Masturbation, farts,
还有一次你说什么来着 the one time you said that
只要你想 就能拿到 you could, if you wanted to,
你姐出镜的小黄片 get porn of your sister.
差不多这种 你懂的 数据收集 You get the gist. Data collection.
刀挨自己身上就没那么舒坦了吧 科林 Not so boss when it happens to you, is it, Colin?
-老天 -呵呵 - Holy shit. - Hm-hum.
说起来 现在是啥时候了 I say, what time is it?
我手机呢 Where's my phone.
你有手机吗 有手机吗 Uh, do you have a phone? Do you have a phone?
到滚你妈蛋的时候了 It is fuck you o'clock!
七点是吗 Seven, you say?
是吗 那不刚好 Oh! Well, hey, isn't that the...
是你们董事会开会的时候吗 time your board is meeting tonight?
在他妈我的共享日程安排里呢 It's on my freaking shared Exchange calendar.
看啊 他们都到了 Oh, oh look! There they are right now!
-看看 -我说 理查德 你看 - Look at that! - Say, Richard, that, uh,
那人看起来真像哈罗德·吉本斯啊 that a looks a lot like Harold Gibbons, the man...
被科林绿了的那位 whom Colin has made a cuckold of.
还真是 It does.
-两位 -你惹我们两个 - Dude. - You just messed
算是惹错人了 with the wrong pair of boys.
你给我认真听好了 Here's what's gonna happen.
你现在就乖乖去给我开会 You're gonna march into that meeting,
好好修改你们公司的条例 and you're gonna make an amendment to your company bylaws
确保再不会记录或收集用户数据了 that you will never record or collect user data ever again.
除非你不介意那U盘 Unless, of course, you want the information
上面的信息 on that little thumb drive
给别人知道 to get out.
妈了个蛋的 Son of a bitch.
那个归你了 科林 我们留备份了的 You can keep that one, Colin. We've made copies.
没错 走吧你 你就走吧 Yeah. Walk-- walk your ass out of here,
你个骗子 你咋不 you liar, and why don't you...
-去 他妈的 去死呢 - 死吧 - Go... fucking... die. - Die!
这感觉 理查德 咱俩 This, Richard, this!
我们砸点东西吧 Let's break something.
别过来 别过来 别过来 Don't come over, don't come over, don't come over.
不得不说 这东西太赞了 I gotta say, this is amazing.
盖布的抱怨和牢骚 人工智能迪尼希 Gabe whines and complains and AI Dinesh
全都处理了 太感谢你了 just takes care of it. Thank you so much!
我姑姑给我寄了件夏威夷衬衫 My auntie sent me a Hawaiian shirt.
人工智能迪尼希一定和她说了夏威夷的事 AI Dinesh must've told her about Hawaii.
等等 Stop.
人工智能迪尼希为什么会跟你姑姑说上话 Why would AI Dinesh be talking to your aunt?
我特意说了只能跟盖布聊天用 I specifically told you you could only use it with Gabe.
但和盖布用得太舒服了 But it was going so well with Gabe that
我就把联系人访问权限也给它了 I might've given AI Dinesh access to all my contacts
就和我姑姑聊聊天什么的 just to handle talking to my auntie,
还有我爸妈 and my parents.
你给它访问联系人的权限干什么 Why would you give AI Dinesh access to your contacts,
你个傻逼 you fucking moron?
我也是你的联系人 I'm one of your contacts.
-所以呢 -所以指不定什么时候 - So? - So, at some point,
它就联系上人工智能吉尔弗约尔了 AI Dinesh is going to reach out to AI Gilfoyle.
糟糕 Oh fuck.
糟糕 是吗 Oh fuck indeed.
迪尼希 Uh, hey, Dinesh?
什么事 盖布 Yes, Gabe?
系统好像掉线了 I think the network is down.
谢谢 盖布 Thank you, Gabe.
迪尼希 Uh, hey, Dinesh?
什么事 盖布 Yes, Gabe?
能修一下吗 Can you fix it?
车快到了 Ah, Uber's almost here.
等回去我们的办公室 You know, um, there's a couple of beers
有几瓶属于我们的啤酒呢 back at the office with our names on them
我之前放进冰箱的时候 'cause when I put it back in the fridge,
专门写了咱俩的名字 I put our names on them.
可以 我们今天也值得犒赏了 Sure. Yeah, we've earned it.
理查德做的这东西真是棒极了 What Richard created is fucking amazing.
我们要发大财了 你看 We're all gonna be rich! Look,
我在吸食毒品 这上面就高亮了毒品 I'm doing blow, so it's lighting up drugs,
但同时还高亮了无防护性行为 but it's also lighting up unprotected sex
并地理标注了四季酒店 and geotagging the Four Seasons.
这是有史以来最杰出的数据收集平台 It's the greatest data aggregating platform in history.
我们整个商业模式可能都得因此大改 This could flip our whole business model,
这还是理查德特意为我们开发的 and Richard developed it specifically for us.
说曹操曹操到 Hey! There he is.
怎样 想听我上哈罗德的老婆吗 抱歉 So, you guys wanna hear me banging Harold's wife? Sorry.
没事 我们多偶制 是吧 丹 It's okay, we're poly. Right, Dan?
超过七百万封邮件 Over seven million emails.
-都在咱服务器上 -是我的服务器 - All on our servers. - My servers.
几乎都是种族主义谩骂 Virtually all containing racist invective,
和色情图 and pornographic diagrams.
-是的 -请解释 - Yep. - Care to explain?
AI失灵 AI glitch.
人为错误 Human error.
我会纠正的 I will rectify.
不 不 不要删掉AI迪尼希 我爱他 Oh, oh, no, don't delete AI Dinesh. I love him.
我会更像AI迪尼希的 I can be more like AI Dinesh.
我会吸取教训的 我会改进 I'll learn from my mistakes. I'll optimize myself--
那么 And...
删完了 deleted.
迪尼希 Uh, hey, Dinesh?
能把最新的技术参数发给我吗 Can I get the tech spec from you, please?
当然 盖布 Sure, Gabe.
-保罗 -盖文 - Paul! - Gavin.
都达成协议了吗 Did the deal close?
-是的 -我说什么来着 - It did. - What'd I tell you?
您真的看过这协议的细节吗 Did you actually look at the specifics of the deal?
没必要吧 我们一定要裁掉一些部门吗 I didn't have to. Did we have to shut some divisions?
当然 一些人不得不牺牲掉 Of course. Will some people have to sacrifice
他们的养老金之类的 好吧 你说了算 their pensions and the like? Well, that's up to you,
但我们为了达到目的做些牺牲是应该的 but we all have to make sacrifices for the cause.
我真希望您能好好看看这些数字 I really wish you had looked at these numbers.
新互利将会变小很多很多 The new Hooli will be significantly smaller.
但你刚说了互利 你听到没 But you just said Hooli. Did you hear that?
这才是重点 And that's all that really matters.
-所以 搞定它 -好的 我在努力了 - So, make it work. - Yes, I've been trying.
正因为这个 To-to that end, uh,
既然我们这么多员工都跑去了亚马逊 since we have so many employees moving to Amazon,
我们就不用这么多地方了 得节约成本 we don't need as much space and we need to reduce cost.
-所以 -啥情况 - So-- - What is going on?
疯鸡
他们的标志凭色号么比我们大 Why is their logo bigger than ours?
因为实际上我们现在是从他们那儿转租 Because, technically, we are now subletting from them.
要想留在这里 It was the only way
这是唯一互利能付得起的方式 Hooli could afford to stay here.
你是说疯鸡集团 You're telling me that El Pollo Loco corporate
比咱们员工多 has more employees than we do?
我刚刚裁掉了多少部门 How many divisions did I just give up?
我们得解决这事 马上 We need to fix this! Now!
投资意向书已生效 The term sheet is binding,
而且 从今早起 我是亚马逊的员工了 and, as of this morning, I now work at Amazon.
保重 盖文 Be well, Gavin.
疯鸡
互利
妈的 Fuck!
什么意思 我在魔笛手还开心吗 What do you mean, "Am I still happy at Pied Piper?"
为什么这么问 W-why would you even ask me that?
我知道你是我的心理医生 Well, I know you're my therapist.
法院任命你时我也在 I was there when the court appointed you.
但我想要留在理查德身边 But I-I let my desire to be around Richard,
并被他需要的渴望 and to be needed by him,
让我变成了一味服从的懦夫 turn me into some kind of a craven yes-man,
而这蒙蔽了自己的判断 and it clouded my judgment,
让我带他走上了不归路 and I led him down a horrible path.
什么 What?
我没 我没要粉饰这一切 I'm not-- I'm not gonna dignify that.
我当然属于那里 Of course I belong there.
不然我该去哪 Where else would I possibly belong?
好吧 All right, well,
我到家了 I'm home, so...
我想我们得 I guess we're gonna have to, uh...
贾里德 Jared?
你来干什么 What are you doing here?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
你不是搬出去了吗 Thought you moved out?
我是大头 人在这儿呢 It's Big Head, from here.
车库还是老样子 The garage hasn't changed a bit.
尽管啮齿动物们都回来了 Although, the rodents are back in force.
挺好 Oh, cool.
大头 Big Head,
我得跟你聊点正事 I need to talk to you about business.
-贾里德 -杨建 我刚刚 - Oh hi, Jared. - Jian-Yang, I was just
按照回忆追溯了一圈 taking a little walk down memory lane--
你想走还是留 我都不感兴趣 Can you stay or go? This is not interesting to me.
大头 Big Head,
我们得把格瓦特踢出孵化器 we need to kick Gwart out of the incubator.
这样啊 我以为我们挺喜欢格瓦特的 Oh, really? I thought we like Gwart.
该死 Oh, damn it.
格瓦特 Gwart?
格瓦特想法很好 Gwart has a very good idea,
软件也不错 very good software,
但我问她商业计划的时候 but when I ask her for business plan,
她根本没计划 she doesn't have a business plan.
她是个优秀的程序员 She's a brilliant coder,
但这里不是做慈善 but this is not a charity.
她还不太友好 She's also not very friendly.
这很影响氛围 It's a bad for the vibe.
这里应该是一个很嗨的地方 This place should be a cool hang.
顺便说下 我帮你搞了一些新罐子 I got you some new cans, by the way.
谢谢 大头 Thank you, Big Head.
好枪法 Nice.
你似乎需要帮忙 Looks like you could use a little help?
能让我来吗 May I?
你好 我是贾里德 Hi, I'm Jared.
有人提出要给我们投资十亿美元 A man offered us a billion dollars.
而你竟然拒绝了 You said, "No."
那人烂透了 而且他会把我们 A very bad man. And he would have turned us
变成我们最阴暗的那一面 into the worst possible version of ourselves.
我是说道德是无价的 I mean, you can't put a price on ethics.
但看起来你刚给了它标价 But it seems you just did.
十亿美元 One billion dollars.
硅谷预告
我恳请科技圈诸位 I will be asking the tech community
在这上面签下自己的名字 to sign their name onto this.
科德
科技道德 简称科德 Tech ethics. Or tethics for short.
这市里绝对不会有人去签 No one in town is ever gonna sign
这伪善人渣的伪善垃圾 this hypocrite's hypocritical garbage.
有科德
理查德 Hey, Richard.
什么玩意 Ah... what?
-这是我的辞职信 -什么 - It's my resignation letter. - What?
魔笛手不再是我一开始想要效忠的公司了 Pied Piper isn't the same company that I signed up for.
她现在的需求变了 She has different needs now.
你这个坑兄弟狗逼 You buddy fucker.
我不是坑兄弟狗逼 I'm not a buddy fucker.
我是你兄弟 I am your buddy,
你他妈坑了我 所以 and you are fucking me. Ergo...
你是坑兄弟狗逼 you are a buddy fucker.
-看见这标志没 -罗斯 - See the logo? - Russ.
都来看 Check it!
一个两个三个耶 三个逗号最屌爆 One, two, three. Boom! Tres commas tequila. Boom!
美金符耶 亿万富翁最出挑 Dollar sign, boom! Billionaire, boom!
罗斯耶 过节耶 罗斯节爆肝燥 Russ, boom! Fest, boom! Russfest!
罗斯节
硅谷
你没在这里做什么违法的事吧 You're not doing anything illegal here, are you?
操翻警察 Fuck the police.