《高玩救未来》前情提要 Previously on Future Man...
那是克罗尼什馆 制造超级解药的地方 That's the Kronitorium, where the super cure was engineered.
你上司听上去像是个有意思的人 Your boss sounds like a real interesting fellow.
克罗尼什 他已经多年没露过面了 Kronish, nobody's seen him in years,
但他有重大声明要宣布 but he's giving some sort of big announcement.
我叫邱西 My name is Joosh.
你申请了法院指令 声明我们智力不健全 You got a court order declaring us mentally incompetent
把我们送到这里 and putting us in this place.
我们得杀了克罗尼什 毁掉他的研究 We need to kill Kronish, destroy his research,
炸掉克罗尼什馆 and blow up the Kronitorium
但这次任务需要规模更大的杀戮小队 but this mission calls for a much bigger kill team.
如果有两个我 那就代表有两个你们 If there's two of me, that means there's two of you.
你们可以拯救整个团队 Guys, you can have the entire team back.
终身抵御者 Resistance forever!
猫鼬 蝴蝶 Mongoose, Butterfly,
猫头鹰 在他脑子里被放入蚂蚁之前 Owl before he got that brain worm thing.
我只需要再次通关这游戏 All I have to do is beat the game again.
我们得退后 即将有 We need to back up, there are about to be
大约45个嗜血战士来到这里 45 bloodthirsty warriors up in this piece.
炸弹炸弹炸弹 快拿开 Bomb, bomb, bomb, get it off me!
-快拿开 -炸弹炸弹炸弹 - Get it off me! - Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
-别动 -把我手臂砍了 - Don't move! - ...just chop my arm off!
别动 你要是呼吸错误 Stop moving, if you breathe wrong,
这个就会爆炸 this blows.
我操 Fuck me.
安全 Clear.
该死的骷髅婊子在我跳的时候跟着我 Fuckin' skull cunts tagged me just as I jumped.
野狗 怎么回事 Dingo, what happened?
其他队员呢 Where's the rest of the team?
死了 Dead!
跟你一样 我刚看着你死 Just like you, I just watched you die.
有人注意到这个罩着头的奴隶吗 Guys, is anybody else noticing the hooded slave?
那不是奴隶 That's no slave.
-暴狼 -猫头鹰 - Wolf. - Owl!
不胜感激 Much obliged.
谢谢 Thank you.
-猎虎 -猫头鹰 - Tiger. - Owl!
我的好朋友 My good friend.
你怎么还活着 How are you alive?
野狗把我从生化人的停尸房里救出来 Dingo plucked me from a Biotic necro chamber.
我受尽折磨 连续三周 I've been tortured, in and out of consciousness
意识时有时无 for about three weeks.
那你一定是 So, that means you must be...
别走隧道 AvoidTheTunnel.
欢迎来到我们的时代 Welcome to our time.
史上最强的战士 The greatest warrior in history?
就是这个小孩 This wee boy?
我要和他一起去69[式] I'm going to 69 with him?
我又得解释一次 正常 Yeah, I have to explain this again, that makes sense.
高玩救未来 第一季第十三集
我为了让克罗尼什上船跟他说了他的未来 So when I told Kronish his future to get him on the boat,
第十三章 和天命的约会
这在时空连续体中插了一把叉子 it put a fork into the space-time continuum.
对了 这是叉子 This is a fork, by the way.
所以在你们的时间线 你们没有过桥去偷TTD So, in your timeline, you didn't take the bridge to steal the TTD?
没有 No.
我们走了隧道 可惜是陷阱 No, we took the tunnel but it was a trap.
氯化物气体 DMC gas.
他们一个个干掉我们 直到我们倒地 They picked us off one by one until we dropped to our knees
死于窒息 just choking on death.
生化人有一个变异p36免疫抑制基因 Biotics have a mutated p36 immunosuppressant gene
能让他们百毒不侵 that renders them immune to all poisons.
我知道 猫头鹰 I know, Owl.
我其实用了同样的原理 I actually used that same principle
让我的同事在宴会上拉屎 to get all my coworkers to shit themselves in their formal wear.
所以桥也是陷阱 So the bridge was also a trap?
我们横竖都是死 I mean, we were always doomed.
一直以来我以为我做了错误的决定 This whole time I thought I'd made the wrong call
但其实根本没有对的决定 but there was no right call to make.
我 Well, I...
我解脱了 I'm relieved.
解开了我的心结 That is a load off.
一下就没了 I mean, just fell right off me.
47秒后
我们杀了克罗尼什 So we kill Kronish,
炸掉大楼以及他所有的研究 blow up the building with all his research inside,
我们逃跑 没有无辜人员死亡 未来得到拯救 we escape, no innocents die, future saved.
-嗯 -我困惑了 - Yeah. - I'm confused,
或许是因为我已经有4000根手指没睡觉了 and maybe it's because I haven't slept for 4,000 fingers,
但我们为什么要计划渗透行动 but why are we planning an infiltration op
我们明明只有五个人 when there are only five of us
我们拥有的核武器足以夷平整个城市 and we have enough nukes to level this city?
不不 不能使用核武器 No, no, no nukes.
我们要采取干净的方式 We're doing this lean and clean,
从道德立场上讲 from a moral standpoint.
你什么时候开始反对炸东西了 Since when are you anti blowing shit up?
老实讲 我正在慢慢退出炸弹圈 Truth be told, I'm transitioning out of demolitions.
我如今更多从事的是厨师 I'm really more of a chef these days.
什么是厨师 What the fuck's a chef?
体会到我的难处了吧 You see what I had to deal with?
简单问题 Quick question.
既然我们有TTD Since we are in possession of a TTD,
为什么不回到克罗尼什刚出生的时候 why not go back to when Kronish was a newborn?
婴儿不该是又软又无助吗 Babies are supposedly soft and helpless,
很容易杀死 几乎可以说是不公平了 quite killable, almost unfairly so.
-完美 轻松碎头骨 -不 - Perfect, easy skull smash. - No.
不 不准杀婴儿 No, no baby killing.
我不知道这两个面容大盗是谁 I don't know who these two face pirates are,
但你不是那个把肛门棍插到内脏的猎虎 but you're not the Tiger who took an anal rod to the gut,
你也不是那个跳入火海沼泽的暴狼 and you're not the Wolf who took a nosedive into a firebog.
我们谈过的 野狗 We went through this, Dingo.
在时空连续体中的一个小改变 The small alteration in the space-time continuum
让他们到了新的光谱平面上 并不复杂 brought them to a new spectral plane. It's not that complicated.
不 不是这个 他们变了 No, not that, they've changed.
你注意你的老鼠洞 Hey, you watch your rat hole.
不然我过来 I have half a mind to come over there
帮你用肥皂洗净 小姐 and wash it out with soap, young lady.
搞笑的是你 我不知道什么是肥皂 Well, joke's on you, I don't know what soap is.
猫头鹰 你为什么要用手吃我的橄榄酱 Owl, why did you eat my olive tapenade with your bare hands?
盘子里不是有分菜匙吗 The serving spoon was right in the dish!
哥们 我才刚知道叉子是什么 Hey, man, I just learned what a fork is.
好了 好了 听我说 Okay, all right, all right, look.
我知道这是怎么回事 I see what's going on here, okay?
我们之中有些人来自时间线A Some of us are from Timeline A,
其他来自时间线B others from Timeline B,
但我们聚集在此都为了同一个目的 but we're all here for the same reason.
我们不能让内讧分裂我们 We can't have these factions tearing us apart.
我们现在最需要的 What we need right now, more than anything,
就是团结一致[一起高潮] is to come together.
我是不是该加入 Am I supposed to tag in or something?
-正在充电 -充电完成 - Charging up. - Complete charged.
给那电池使劲充啊 Charge that battery.
-爽 爽 -我... - Yeah, yeah. - I...
别避开隧道了 Stop avoiding the tunnel.
到下面来 Get down here.
好了 压力释放完毕 Okay, tension released.
-暴狼 -搞定 - Wolf? - Check.
-野狗 -搞定 - Dingo? - Check.
-猫头鹰 -任务完成后你有什么安排 - Owl? - What are you doing? after this mission?
姑且当你搞定了 Gonna call that a check.
未来侠 Future Man?
我在用你的屌操你自己 I'm fucking you with your own dick.
好了 说正事 Okay, to business.
会有很多安保措施 There's going to be a lot of security
没有掌纹扫描进入许可 我们寸步难行 and we're not getting anywhere without hand scan access.
整栋大楼都装上了生物识别掌纹扫描仪 There's biometric hand scanners throughout the building.
幸运的是 我弄到了一副掌纹 Lucky for us, I got us a set of prints.
A队负责疏散大楼里的平民 Okay, Alpha Team will clear civilians from the building,
引出生化人大军 drawing out Biotic forces.
唯一的问题是 这是个自杀任务 Only problem is, it's a suicide mission.
我们之中必须有一个人牺牲 One of us is gonna have to be sacrificed.
看来天命找到了她的命运 Looks like Destiny has found her destiny.
这不是演习 This is not a drill.
所有人员必须立刻撤离 All personnel must evacuate immediately.
A队
与此同时 B队和C队 Meanwhile, Bravo and Charlie,
从地下进入大楼 they're gonna enter from underground.
B队负责在整栋大楼装上炸药 Bravo is gonna set charges throughout the building...
B队
C队则深入大楼中心 ...while Charlie goes deep into the core,
用他的天才智慧关闭电力 using his genius to kill the power.
C队
打开坚不可摧的安全门 Opening the impenetrable security doors,
让我们进入克罗尼什的房间 giving us access to Kronish himself.
与你们并肩作战是我的橘子 士兵们 It's been an orange, soldiers.
等等 橘子 Wait, orange?
荣幸 是我的荣幸 Honor, it's been an honor.
我爱你们 I love you.
他没事吧 Is he all right?
他是天才 天才都是这样的 He's a genius, it's how they are.
等我们收到C队门已打开的信号 Once we get the signal from Charlie that the doors are open,
A队就炸掉天命 Alpha Team will blow Destiny,
将大堂的生化人一举歼灭 killing all the Biotics in the lobby.
这让我们在增援部队到来前 That will give us a window of a few minutes
有几分钟空档 before reinforcements jump in.
我们利用这段时间到克罗尼什的实验室会合 We use it to rendezvous at Kronish's lab,
杀掉克罗尼什 引爆最后一个炸弹 kill Kronish, set the final charges,
穿越回未来 and jump back to the future.
那时我该到哪儿去 Um, where do I go at that point?
你跟我们一起走 不是吗 You're coming with us, aren't you?
去未来吗 不 To the future, no.
我不行 我在这儿有我的生活 I can't... I mean, I have my whole life here.
-什么生活 -怼得漂亮 - What life? - Oh, burn!
不 我意思是 No, I mean, I gotta go
我得去和我父母修复关系 还有... and make things right with my parents and...
目前我就想到这么多 但还有其他事 That's all I can think of right now, but stuff!
那你扮成平民溜出去 Then you sneak out as a civilian.
或者扮成清洁工 Or maybe as a janitor.
我想那样最合理 Yeah, I guess that makes the most sense.
世界上最伟大的战士 伪装成卑贱的清洁工 World's greatest warrior posing as a lowly janitor.
你的才华真是无穷无尽啊 "别走隧道" Where does your brilliance end, AvoidTheTunnel?
我劝你别喝 I wouldn't drink that,
喝完脑袋好像被一万伏电力击中 it's like 10,000 volts to your brain.
好吧 好吧 Right, right.
好了 所有我们"不能看着他们死"的 All right, all the "innocent" people
"无辜"民众都出去了 who we "can't let die" are out.
我们能炸掉那玩意了吗 Can we blow this shit up now?
好 A队准备炸... All right, Alpha's ready to blow...
等等 等等 等一下 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
-不 不能炸 我们... -搞什么 - No, we are not clear, we are... - What the fuck?
就一个死小孩 One fucking youngling?
人类的命运处于危急关头 你到底在干什么 The fate of humanity's in the balance here, what are you doing?
不行 我得带她离开那里 No. I gotta get her outta there.
你他妈干什么 The fuck you do.
你觉得你们的未来会变成什么样 What do you think your future's gonna be like?
我不知道 I don't know.
我应该会像你一样 觉得很怪异 It'd be just as strange for me as it would be for you.
能做的只有努力适应 Nothing to do but adapt.
你倒说得容易 Yeah, it's easy for you to say,
你到哪儿都一样受欢迎 everywhere you go everyone loves you.
这倒是真的 That they do.
不过 也别瞧不起你自己 But hey, don't sell yourself short.
I型梁的弱轴找得真准啊 Way to find the weak axis of the I-beam.
瞧 你已经在适应了 See, adapting already.
走 Go.
你他妈有什么毛病 猎虎 What the fuck is wrong with you, Tiger?
你说话奇怪 你在乎小孩 You talk funny, you care about younglings,
你闻起来也不是污垢味儿了 and you don't smell like dirt anymore.
这个时代把你变成了怪物 This time has turned you into a monster.
还有 你干嘛一直摸那条勒人用的链子 And why do you keep touching that strangle chain?
不 不 不 No, no, no!
野狗 不要抢走我的宝宝 Dingo, do not take my baby!
"你永远都是这个家的一员" "You'll always be a member of the family"?
"爱你的艾斯黛儿&伊莱亚斯·克罗尼什" "Love, Estelle and Elias Kronish"?
你大声念出来时 确实听起来不太好 Yeah, you know, when you read it out loud, it doesn't sound great.
我的报酬带来了吗 胡须男 You got my payment there, Whiskers?
应该有四张才对 There's supposed to be four.
你想怎么样 他们在严厉打击 What do you want, they're cracking down!
情报带来了吗 Got my intel?
斯图尔特·加文·卡米洛 Stuart Gavin Camillo.
你卷入了什么事 What have you gotten yourself mixed up with?
你在跟谁说话 等等 我猜猜 Who are you talking to? Oh wait, let me guess,
你消失的时空穿梭伙伴 one of your disappearing time travel buddies.
该死的神经病 What a fucking lunatic.
瞧瞧 Well, well, well.
青出于蓝胜于蓝 The pupil has become the master.
谁能想到我这么精通炸药 Who would have thought I had a knack for explosives?
反正不是我 我从不相信你 Not me, I never believed in you.
我觉得你很弱 计划糟糕 I thought you were weak and had bad plans.
你说过了 Yeah, I've heard that before.
但你比任何人都对这任务更上心 But you've been more dedicated to this mission than anyone else.
我想让你知道 I want you to know,
如果你和我们一起回到未来 if you did come to the future with us,
我会像你照顾我们一样 I'd take care of you
照顾你 like you took care of us.
-暴狼 -我知道 - Wow, Wolf. - I know.
好了 All right.
自从我杀了我自己后 我脑子里想的全是 You know, all I can think about since I murdered myself
我和你们一样不属于这个时代 is that I don't belong in this time any more than you guys do.
我感觉自己格格不入 I feel like a man out of time.
-奇怪的感觉 对吗 -嗯 - It's a weird feeling, right? - Yeah.
可能也是我吸可卡因的原因 It's probably why I did all that coke.
逗你的 我吸是因为那很爽 I'm just kidding, I did that because it was awesome.
知道吗 You know what?
我要去 I'm gonna do it.
我要和你们一起回未来 I'm gonna go with you guys back to the future.
我作为清洁工的日子 My days of being a janitor...
-结束了 -好吧 - ...they're over. - All right.
B队在克罗尼什门前 Bravo's at the Kronish door.
C队 你预计到达时间是多久 Charlie, what's your ETA?
物理 惯性 你们为什么放弃我 Physics, inertia, why have you forsaken me?
猫头鹰 回话 猫头鹰 Owl? Come in, Owl.
猫头鹰 你在吗 Owl, are you there?
"是的 有什么需要帮助的" "Yes, how may I help you?"
"我觉得我应该高潮" "Yes, I believe I'm supposed to have an orgasm."
"好的 这边请 "Oh yes, right this way.
这个高潮行吗" Will this orgasm do?"
"是的 可以" "Yes, it will!"
猫头鹰要来吗[高潮] Is... Owl coming?
-不 他脑子里注入了蠕虫 -又这样 - No, he's been myrmed. - Again?
该死的停尸房 每个时间线都这样 God damn necro chamber. Every freaking timeline.
蠕虫会把你大脑的叶一个一个吃掉 A myrm eats its way through your brain lobe by lobe.
如果他高潮如此强烈 If he's having an orgasm this intense,
只可能是蠕虫在吃他的扁桃体 it can only be because the myrm is chewing on his amygdala.
那是大脑的阴蒂 That's the brain's clit.
知道了 Oh, yeah.
所以你回到40年代去杀死婴儿时期的他 So you went back to the '40s to slit his throat as a baby,
这段我能理解 that part makes sense.
-然后呢 -然后 - Then what? - Well, then...
一件事导致另一件事 你懂的 one thing led to another and you know how it goes.
我开始抚养他 I kinda ended up raising him.
那是在你送他上漂浮盒子和他的充电伙伴团聚 Was that before or after you sent him on the floaty box
之前还是之后 with his secret charging mate?
那叫做船 之后 It's called a boat and it was after.
或者之前 取决于你怎么看时间 Or before, depending on how you view time.
你有多少次杀死 How many chances have you had
克罗尼什的机会 却没有下手 to kill Kronish and not done it?
-对了 -答案应该为零 你他妈的叛徒 - Oh yeah. - The answer should be zero, you goddamn traitor.
我不会再听你指挥了 现在我说了算 I'm not following your plans anymore. I'm in charge now.
亲爱的 你得离开这 Sweetie, you gotta get outta here.
大人们在玩 The grown-ups are playing.
快走 Go!
引爆器给我 Give me the detonator.
猫头鹰 开门 我不得不提前炸掉天命 Owl, open the goddamn doors, I had to blow Destiny early.
野狗和我反目成仇 Dingo turned on me.
我们遭殃了 开门 We're screwed. Open those doors.
这不是三明治 是手套 It's not a sandwich, it's a glove.
免费三明治 Hey, free sandwich.
该死 God damnit!
十五个大脑炸弹在楼下引爆 Fifteen brain bombs just blew downstairs.
生化人援军马上就会到 Biotic reinforcements are gonna be here any second.
靠 Shit.
这些门肯定是以色列钢做的 Oh, these doors must be Israeli steel.
我们炸不过去的 We ain't blowing through this.
等等 Wait,
你说克罗尼什不让任何人进去 对吗 you said that Kronish doesn't let anybody into his lab, right?
嗯 Yeah.
但你知道他允许什么进去吗 But you know what he does let in?
负鼠 Possums.
它们肯定有专门的通道 They gotta go somewhere.
焚化炉滑槽 Guys, the incinerator chute.
-我们从那进去 -不 等他们过来 - That's our way in. - No, as soon as they arrive,
他们会直冲克罗尼什的实验室 我们就会被碾压 they'll make straight for Kronish, we'll be overrun.
是 但是如果挡住他们就不会了 Yeah, but not if you hold them off.
你只需要给我足够的时间 Look, all you gotta do is give me enough time
爬上滑槽 to climb up the chute,
安置最后一个炸弹 亲自杀了克罗尼什 set the final charge, and kill Kronish myself.
感谢你的提议 真的 I appreciate your offer, I really do,
但你就杀过一个人吧 but you've got, like, what, one kill notch on your belt?
坦白说 邪恶版的你做了大多数工作 And let's be honest, evil you did most of the work.
不 No.
不 如果有人要杀克罗尼什 No, if someone's gonna kill Kronish,
-应该是我 -门被封住 - it should be me. - With that door sealed,
你唯一的出路就是火海 your only exit is down into the fire.
这是自杀任务 It's a suicide mission.
单程票 It's a one-way ticket.
有去无回 不能重来 没有明天 No coming back, no do-over, no tomorrow.
-你会死的 -嗯 听着 - You're gonna die. - Yeah, okay, look,
你说自杀的时候我就没听了 I had it at "suicide."
当你们邀请我去你们的未来的时 Look, when you guys invited me to come to your future,
那对我意味着一切 that meant everything to me.
但那是你们的世界 不是我的 All right, but that's your world, that's not mine.
这个世界也不是我的 是邱西的 And this world isn't mine either, it's Joosh's.
天命不是什么从日本来的 Destiny isn't something that just arrives
放在门前台阶上的木盒子里的东西 on your doorstep in a wooden box from Japan.
而是你抓住一个时刻 It's something that you seize in a moment,
一个你意识到 a moment where you realize
你必须杀死/自杀你前任上司兼导师的时刻 you have to murder/suicide your former boss and mentor.
这是你们回来找我的原因 This is why you came back for me.
我可以的 I can do this.
好了 Okay.
等我的信号 Okay, look, just wait for my signal.
当那东西变成绿色 就意味着克罗尼什死了 When that thing goes green, that means Kronish is dead
最后一个炸弹安置好 and the final charge has been set.
然后你们就回到未来 Then you guys get the fuck back to the future
无论如何别回来找我 and do not come back for me no matter what.
知道吗 如果成功 你们不能冒险糟蹋掉 All right, if this works, you cannot risk undoing it.
这是时空穿梭基本常识第二课 That's time travel 102.
我们永远不会忘记你做了什么 We'll never forget what you did here.
你不是未来侠 You're not Future Man.
你比那更好 You're something much better.
你是乔西·佛特曼 You're Josh "Foo-terman."
是福特曼 不过我懂 It's Futterman but I get...
-好了 -好了 - Okay. - Okay.
我知道我们永远没机会换回我们的屌了 I know we'll never get a chance to switch dicks back,
但我不介意 but I'm cool with that.
重点从来都不是屌 It was never about the dick.
而是战士的鬃毛 It's about the warrior's mane,
你赢得了每根毛 and you earned every last hair.
每根毛
这算是道别了 That's a goodbye.
好吧 Okay.
曼努艾尔 你不知道大楼在疏散吗 Hey, Manuel, don't you know the building's being evacuated?
你他妈在干什么 What the fuck you doing?
快出去 Clear the building.
不好意思 朋友们 Lo siento, mi amigos.
我的工作很重要 Mi trabajo es muy importante.
冰球攻击 Puck shot!
捅穿内脏 Gut knife!
捅穿内脏 捅穿内脏 捅穿内脏 操你妈 Gut knife, gut knife, fucking gut knife! Fuck you!
科学魔棒 Science wand!
再给炸弹盒添加一个战利品 One more for the gobulator.
别逗了 Okay, let's not kid ourselves.
你说的是 Yeah, you're right.
操 Oh, fuck.
隐身模式也不过如此 So much for stealth mode.
我们得把他们从门口引开 We gotta draw them away from the door.
我以为这会更简单 I thought this would be easier.
我为什么玩的不是《麦登橄榄球》 Why didn't I just play Madden?
操 Fuck.
快跑 Go!
我中弹了 I'm hit!
不 No!
操 Fuck.
福特曼先生 Mr. Futterman.
一直在等你呢 I've been expecting you.
天啊 你现在是坏人了 Oh my God, you're evil now.
该死 God damnit.
你为什么不能满足于吃你的海螺油炸果 Why couldn't you have just been happy eating your conch fritters?
我有的 乔西 But I was, Josh.
真的 I was!
如海螺一般满足 As happy as a conch.
跟蛤蚌差不多 不过更美味 Which is like a clam only much more delicious.
莱斯利和我在远离这里的地方过着梦想般的生活 Leslie and I were living our dream far, far away from here
直到某个无风宿命的一天 until one windless, fateful day
就在拉穆岛北边 just north of the Isle of Lamu.
我挚爱的莱斯利碰到了一颗锈钉 My dearest Leslie brushed against a rusty nail
感染了葡萄球菌 and contracted a staph infection.
简单 可治疗 Simple, treatable,
但我们离最近的医院也要航行五天 but we were a five-day sail away from the nearest hospital.
-在索马里 -天啊 - In Somalia. - Oh God.
等我们到了陆地 By the time we reached dry land,
我一生的挚爱在我眼前死去 the love of my life expired right in front of me
而我无能为力 and there was nothing I could do about it.
拜托 你不能为难我 Please, you have to make this easier for me.
但其实我可以做点什么的 But there was something I could do about it.
你跟我说过 You told me!
永久根除痛苦的力量一直在我体内 The power to eradicate pain and disease forever lay within me.
我可以做到 这样就不会有人再 I could make it so that no one ever had to watch
看着他们的爱人被夺走了 a loved one be taken away from them ever again.
我怎能不追求这条高尚之路 How could I not pursue such a noble path?
-还有什么意义 -让我看看 - Oh, what's the point? - Just let me.
我不记得野狗这么贱 You know, I don't remember Dingo being such an asshole.
不过她说得没错 Yeah, she was right though.
我们变了 We have changed.
变好了 And for the better.
我喜欢我们现在的为人 I like who we've become.
所以我们就要死掉才很糟心 Which is why it sucks we're about to die.
等等 也许我们不用死 Wait, maybe we don't have to.
或许是时候祭出 Maybe it's time for...
海狸剃刀 Beaver's razor.
我很遗憾莱斯利死了 I'm sorry about Leslie,
我知道你很爱他 I know that you loved him so much.
你们有时会纵情欢愉 And you guys used to really get after it sometimes.
但事实是 每一次 每个时间线 But the truth is, every time and every timeline,
你的研究都导致了生化人的诞生 your work leads to the creation of the Biotics
而他们毁灭了全人类 who destroy all of mankind.
不 我把我所有的研究都保存在这 No, I kept the research, all my research right here
在这个屋檐下 没和任何人分享 under this roof, shared it with no one!
我永远不会那么做 I will never do that.
我致力于好事 终结痛苦 I am dedicated to good, to ending pain.
我知道 但这已经开始了 I know that you are, but this is already happening.
我尽了最大努力 I've tried really, really, really hard
不杀你 not to kill you.
那一直是我的首要目标 Okay, it's been my number one goal.
我试图改变你 试图控制事情 I've tried to change you, I've tried to control events,
但都没用 but it doesn't work.
最后我们在这相遇 This is where we end up.
你错了 乔西 Oh, you're wrong, Josh.
-我一直很小心 -你多小心 - I've been careful. - It doesn't matter
都没用 好吗 how careful you've been, okay?
听着 Look!
别假装你没看到下面在发生什么 Don't pretend you don't see what's happening down there.
这是你的解药制造出来的军队 This is the army that your cure created.
我想治愈全世界 I wanted to heal the world.
像我的兄弟会哥们黑果创始人拉马尔·普锐斯一样 Build a legacy like my fraternity brother,
建立起一个遗产 Blapple founder Lamar Price.
你做到了 I know you did.
在另一个人生中 你是另一种伟人 And in another life, you were another kind of great man
你坚强有爱 where you were strong and caring
温暖 支持他人 and warm and supportive.
所以这才如此艰难 And that's what makes this so much harder.
就是现在了 小狼 It's now or never, Wolfie.
好 Okay!
大脑炸弹 Brain bombs or not.
给你们的小伙伴打招呼吧 Say hello to your little friends.
你不是杀手 对吗 孩子 You're not a killer, are you, son?
今天我是 Today I am.
你必须死 And you have to die.
明天 为了向世人展示我的突破 Tomorrow, to demonstrate my breakthrough to the world,
我是准备给自己 I was going to inject myself
注射含有100种 with a needle filled with microdoses
世界最致命疾病的针头 of 100 of the world's deadliest diseases,
然后 戏剧性地 and then, dramatically,
用我的解药救我自己 save myself with my cure.
本来会有精彩的效果 Oh, it would have been fantastic theater.
今晚的表演会有不同的结局 Tonight's performance will have a different ending.
真疼 That stings.
我们打破了海狸的水坝 We broke the Beaver's dam.
接下来是生化人洪流 Biotic flood comes next.
跟我说说 Tell me...
你以前认识的那人 about the man you used to know.
那个舞者 The dancer.
氯化物气体 Dmc.
该死 Oh shit.
我真以为那会有用的 I really thought that was gonna work.
每年 And every year,
你会说一番愚蠢的祝酒词 you would do this goofy toast
举起以你自己名字命名的 and hold up these delicious chocolate balls
美味巧克力球 that you named after yourself.
非常 So...
异想天开 whimsical.
救命 Help.
我不指望任何人理解我的行为 I don't expect anyone to understand what I've done.
请相信我 Please believe me when I tell you,
我不是他们口中的那个人 I'm not the person they're saying I am
也不是你心目中的那个人 or even the person that you think that I am.
我和那人完全不一样 I'm someone else entirely.
我知道这听上去很困惑 I know that sounds confusing
我也希望我能解释 and I wish that I could explain it.
但我只知道 But what I know to be true
有一份责任我必须自己承担 is a burden I have to carry alone.
也许不会太久 Maybe not for that long
也许是整个余生 or maybe for the rest of my life.
我所能做的 用我自己的方式 All I can do, in my own way,
就是纠正错误 is try to make things right.
好多钱 I think that's a lot of money.
宝贝 我们要回家了 Cupcake, we're going home.
有时我感觉我一辈子 Sometimes I feel like I've spent my whole life
都在假装自己是英雄 pretending to be a hero,
所以当在现实里出现做英雄机会的时候 so when the time came to be one in real life,
我奋不顾身 I went for it.
真的 I really did.
所以我必须走 Which is why I have to go.
-我爱你们 -邱西 - I love you. - Joosh!
猫头鹰 猫头鹰 你在吗 Owl, Owl, are you there?
口渴度增加 大脑颠簸 Thirst hyped, brain plunged!
-对哒 -猫头鹰 你收到了吗 - Skippy-di-bop! - Owl, do you copy?
-对哒 -猫头鹰 听我说 - Skippy-di-bop. - Owl, listen to me, okay?
你得马上切掉 You need to cut the power right now
负鼠焚化炉滑槽的电源 to the possum incinerator chute.
关闭负鼠焚化炉滑槽的电源 Shut down the power to the possum chute right now!
你得马上 不然我会被活活烧死 Right now, you have to do it or I'm gonna burn alive.
明白吗 收到了吗 Do you understand me, do you copy?
-对哒 -好的 - Skippy-di-bop. - Good enough.
操 Oh, fuck.
我不想死 I don't wanna die!
我没死 I'm not dead!
谢了 猫头鹰 Thanks, Owl.
我做到了 I did it!
你做到了[你做了] You did it, huh?
介意我引用你这句话吗 Well, you mind if I quote you on that?
一年后
将军 Check and mate.
这颗棋子不是这么移动的 Uh, I don't think that piece moves like that.
对 那是马 Oh, right, that's the horsey.
不是 那是卒 No, that's the pawn.
说到卒 Speaking of pawns,
我猜你的时空穿梭伙伴没有消息吧 I take it no word from your time traveling pals?
听着 我是自己一个人炸掉大楼的 Oh, hey, look, I blew up that building completely on my own.
你有旁听整个审判过程 You sat through the whole trial.
真够朋友啊 Some friends.
让你关在牢里 而他们在美丽的未知未来 Leave you locked up while they're free to robo-surf
去仿真冲浪 猎杀鳄鱼 and hunt sport gators in a beautiful unknown future.
不 我知道有这样的后果 No, this is what I signed up for.
我自由了 And I'm free.
脑子里和心里都自由了 In here and in here.
我该走了 Well, I better get going.
圣地亚哥的遗孀要来吃晚餐 The widow Santiago's coming over for dinner.
很快她肚子里就会装满烘肉卷 Pretty soon her belly's gonna be swollen with meatloaf.
文斯 你 Vince, are you...
你喜欢她吗 are you sweet on her?
时间能治愈一切创伤 福特曼 Time heals all wounds, Futterman.
对了 Oh, by the way,
我为你剪下来这篇报道 I clipped this article for you.
似乎你父母充分利用了你的欧元 Looks like your folks are putting good use to your Euros.
第十四家邱西社区中心在南美开张
所有人都觉得你是疯子 你有介意过吗 It ever bother you that everyone thinks you're batshit crazy?
我知道真相 I know the truth.
这就够了 That's all that matters.
让我想起了我曾经认识的一个人 Reminds me of someone I used to know.
文森特·斯卡斯加德 Vincent Skarsgaard.
下周见 未来侠 Next week, Future Man.
看好门 要出来了 On the door, coming out.