CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Welcome to another magnificent show
filled with magnificent artists and people.
Let's begin with, from Leeds, Yard Act.
Uh!
# I let my friend live upstairs in the spare room for a minute
# Woo! He needed space and he paid
# Never relayed to our letting agent that we did it
# Yeah, that's illegal
# Hey, I sublet, yeah, I admit it
# Document on tape the greatest crime
# This nation's saving grace devised and then committed
# I just wanna make a point that the culture would've died
# And post-punk's latest poster boys wouldn't have got to ride
# On the coat-tails of the dead
# And claim that their derision is a vehicle
# For their vision of subverting it instead
# Now subliminal exposure is exploding in your head
# Cos you know that we were goading ya
# Yeah, one night up in the attic
# Listening to Grammatics, drinking cans and shooting the shit
# We reeled off all of our hopes and dreams and made a list
# And there was one singular ambition we had
# Which most musicians of our ilk weren't willing to admit
# And it was to this mantra we would commit
# We make hits Woo!
# Two broke millennial men
# And we'd do it again
# Every night on the back of the bus
# You know it ain't no fuss, uh
# We're on the same wage
# And we ain't afraid to get paid onstage
# Fan fiction caught in the act is a fact
# If you get your back backed up at that
# Na-na-na, you won't be missed
# Watch me now Now we make hits
# But not hits like Nile Rodgers
# Just that we ain't hook dodgers
# We make hits, we make hits
# Right, so when we were done kissing
# We finally formed this band
# And we signed to a subsidiary of Universal, Inc.
# Cos the water keeps on rising
# And we know there's no surprising
# Anyone with eyes and ears around here
# That we're all going to sink
# And we just want to have some fun before we're sunk
# And if that's the attitude you exude
# Then you know you're really...
# We make hits, uh
# Two broke millennial men
# And we'd do it again
# Every night on the back of the bus
# You know it ain't no fuss Woo!
# We're on the same wage, huh
# And we ain't afraid to get paid onstage
# Fan fiction caught in the act is a fact
# If you get your back backed up at that
# Na-na-na, you won't be missed
# Watch me now Now we make hits
# But not hits like Nile Rodgers
# Just that we ain't hook dodgers
# We make hits, we make hits, we make
# Yeah, we make hits, we make hits, we make
# I'm still an anti-C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-T
# It just so happens that there's other things I happen to be
# So watch me keep flingin' shit until enough of it sticks
# To bring down the wall
# Cos if it's not a hit
# We were being ironic. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, Yard Act.
A room full of wonderful guests this evening.
From south London, we welcome Fat Dog.
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From south-east London, fabulous to have Gabrielle in the studio.
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From west London, what a treat - we have Lava La Rue.
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From Minnesota, Adrianne Lenker.
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And now, from New Zealand, a man with a delicious voice -
it is Jordan Rakei.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Freedom in the quiet
# Freedom when the pain stops
# Freedom strikes the good
# Freedom likes it tough
# Freedom's had enough
# Freedom calls your bluff
# If you understand that
# Freedom's in the quiet
# Freedom when the pain stops
# Freedom strikes the good
# Freedom likes it tough
# Freedom's had enough
# Freedom calls your bluff
# If you understand that
# Ooh, it's making no sense
# Like I'm gonna share
# See the big bad bear in the mirror
# Got me confused
# Cos I don't feel dread, no
# You thinking I care
# How can I speak it any clearer?
# He ain't got a clue
# Honey, I'm fed up
# You're feeding that head with the bad blues and the divas
# Now I wanna prove
# I'm closer to the ledge, yeah
# If I cheat death
# Oh, when I leap into the river, river
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Freedom's in the quiet
# Freedom when the pain stops
# Freedom strikes the good
# Freedom likes it tough
# Freedom's had enough
# Freedom calls your bluff
# If you understand that
# Freedom's in the quiet
# Freedom when the pain stops
# Freedom strikes the good
# Freedom likes it tough
# Freedom's had enough
# Freedom calls your bluff
# If you understand that
# Ooh, it's making no sense
# Like I'm gonna give in
# Give it all till I'm dead
# Now I wanna prove
# I'm closer to the limit
# If I ever care
# If I ever felt like I'm living
# It's got me amused
# Honey, I'm fed up
# I get up out of bed, bed, in a room full of demons
# Cos now we've got a clue
# I'm closer to the ledge, yeah
# If I cheat death
# Oh, when I leap into the river, river
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Oh, no, no Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Freedom's in the quiet
# Freedom when the pain stops
# Freedom strikes the good
# Freedom likes it tough Freedom
# Freedom's had enough
# Freedom calls your bluff
# If you understand that
# Freedom's in the quiet
# Freedom when the pain stops
# Freedom strikes the good
# Freedom likes it tough
# Freedom's had enough
# Freedom calls your bluff
# If you understand that
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah Ooh, ooh
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Oh, no, no Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah Yeah, yeah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Ooh Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah Oh, no, no
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Ooh, ooh
# Nah, nah, nah, nah
# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wonderful voice, with lots more fabulous things to come.
Thank you, Jordan Rakei, with Freedom
from his fifth album, The Loop.
This next artist is about to release their first album,
which is entitled Starface.
We're delighted to welcome Lava La Rue.
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# Tryna hold you, but your touch was like
# Cold weather with a clear blue sky
# They think I'm ice when they ask me why
# I guess I want an alibi, but it wasn't right
# It wasn't right and she asked on sight
# Cold weather with a clear blue sky
# They want to fight, but I told you twice
# I guess I want an alibi, but it wasn't right
# Who I love
# Yeah, yeah
# Now I ponder on a self-reflective
# Milly told me to be more selective
# But I want to be hugged and my abandonment love issues
# Make a sticky situation so subjective
# Fuck, now you disposing of
# Threw me away like some rubber gloves
# Use me once, wanna use me once
# But we nah bother with no drama, all this push and shove
# Who I love
# I can't love you like you want me to
# But I still love you all the same
# You've forgotten who you gave your heart into
# But you will still talk my name
# Who I love
# La-la, la-la-la-la-la-la
# I can't love you like you want me to
# I still love you all the same
# You've forgotten who you gave your heart into
# You will still talk my name
# I can't love you like you want me to
# But I still love you all the same
# You've forgotten who you gave your heart into
# But you will still talk my name
# Who I love
# Who I love. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, Lava La Rue.
And now, from a brand-new artist,
we welcome a wonderful legend for a chat at the piano.
We welcome Gabrielle.
APPLAUSE
How lovely to see you. Hello, darling.
Lovely to see you.
Very nice to have you back here in this room.
I think the last time we were together,
you came on our Hootenanny in 2022. 2022, yeah.
And you were just at that point, you were about to go off
on a great big tour to celebrate 30 years of Dreams. That's right.
Did you enjoy going on tour?
It was fantastic, yes. Right.
I remember you... Cos you were a little bit sort of cautious,
"Oh, it's going to be a lot of work." Yes.
But you loved every minute of it?
32 dates we did, we had so much fun
and I can't believe I'm going to do it all again next year.
And you're going to play at the O2, as well.
The O2, I'm doing an arena tour next year, so big things.
Yeah, which is great things.
I mean, once, for instance, when Bjork was on the show...
Love her. Oh, she's fantastic. Yeah.
And she told me that she...
I said, "Do you take anything on tour with you in particular?"
And she took a little Primus, like a sort of camping stove,
and it doesn't matter if she was in the suite of the grandest hotels
in Paris or whatever, she'd sort of have a little picnic
with...and would make her own coffee or baked beans in a saucepan.
Do you have anything particular you take around on tour with you?
I just take everything.
There's nothing I leave.
I mean, my manager's been known to walk around...
She's got the microwave, but we have two, and that's because...
Two microwaves?
Because, you know, we like to eat
and sometimes they want to eat when we come off the stage
and it's quite late. Yeah.
And so, like, we go with everything.
Like, I'm not even joking.
So maybe it's being an old lady now and I'm like,
"No, I can't leave the house without everything," and that's what I do.
That's great... After 30 years, that's what I do.
So your hotel room is packed with all this equipment and various...?
Hotel rooms.
Hotel rooms. Hotel rooms, that's right.
Is it fridges and...?
No, we just have...we have a ball.
And then the band have got a tour bus,
so we can stick a few things on there as well.
Now, you've created so many hits -
you know, Out Of Reach, Rise, Give Me a Little More Time -
so much amazing stuff.
And in the age of streaming, these songs are still...
Yeah. ..propelling, going through the roof.
It must be a lovely feeling.
When you first started, did you imagine
it was going to turn into all this?
No. You know something, I think in the beginning
it was a question of, you know, I came out with an eye patch
and I think everyone was thinking, "Well, one-hit wonder."
And then you do, like, five years, ten years,
and to get to 30 years, I'm still pinching myself,
I can't believe I'm still here.
But, I mean, come on, you're legendary in yourself,
so - you know what I mean? Steady there. I'm way behind you!
But I think maybe the reason is, people might have said to you,
"Oh, well, she..." Maybe it's cos you're really talented.
I think that must be it.
But Adele, Stormzy... Love her.
..lots of contemporary artists, they cite you
as a great influence and somebody who got them going.
Have you become friends with some of these newer artists?
You know what, I love them, and I got to meet Stormzy
and appear in the video, supported Adele at BST.
And they're just incredible, so, you know, I can be their honorary mama.
And when you were in their position,
who were the people you were kind of...?
There were so many people. I was an '80s pop kid, but then I loved
a lot of, like, the old Motown stuff as well.
But then I was loving Culture Club and Haircut 100
and Adam and the Ants
and Madonna and Janet Jackson and, you know, Diana Ross.
The list is endless.
But that's why I think musically I'm a mix of everything,
because I listened to just everything when I was younger.
Now, you've got a wonderful new album out,
A Place in Your Heart,
and you're going to do a song from it. Yes.
What's the song you're going to do?
The song's called Miss You, and, you know,
it's about a break-up. But it's about that thing
where it's the emotions you go through - you know
like when you first split up and you wonder - have you done
the right thing? And it's that
roller-coaster of emotions that you kind of encounter,
but you stay firm at the end.
It is a very moving song, really, innit? Thank you.
Beautifully done. We look forward to that in a little bit. Thank you for
joining us, the wonderful Gabrielle. Thank you for having me, my darling.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, Gabrielle, lovely to have you back on the show.
Thank you, gorgeous. Mwah!
I left my lipstick on you.
Excellent. Time for a wag.
GABRIELLE LAUGHS
Lipstick on me cheeks.
From a music legend to a brand-new band
performing for the first time here on British television,
their natural home, performing All the Same
from their first album, WOOF, please welcome Fat Dog.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I said all my kids with your fingers on the trigger
# I stay at home
# Should've used the fucking slipper
# I-I'm moving back, back in time
# I'm going back to '89
# You're all the same to me
# You're all the same
# And the seed goes on!
# Seed goes...
# I stay at home
# Should've used the fucking slipper
# I'm moving back, back in time
# I'm going back to '89
# And I feel it in my bones and the feeling ain't right
# Slip down, tack down, it's the end in sight
# Just a sad sack in the wind, that's the way
# Watch your kids run, fade away like ghosts
# You're all the same to me
# You're all the same
# And the seed goes on. #
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# If I'd stayed I would have lost me
# It's so hard to hear the truth
# Looking back on how you saw me
# I was never good enough for you
# Always putting you before me
# Something you would rarely do
# It was clear that I adored you
# You never felt the way I felt for you
# Now I've finally found the words
# To tell you how much it hurt
# To be loved by you
# So I had to made the choice
# Couldn't ignore my inner voice
# Screaming that we were through
# That we were through
# I will miss you in the morning
# And I'll want to change my mind
# Have to stop myself from calling you every time
# If I could fix all that was broken
# Then I'd be with you
# I wouldn't miss you
# Cutting ties is never easy
# It's so hard to walk away
# But I'm glad I found the strength to part
# Before my love turned to hate
# Now I've finally found the words
# To tell you how much it hurt
# To be loved by you
# So I had to made the choice
# Couldn't ignore my inner voice
# Screaming that we were through
# That we were through
# I will miss you in the morning
# And I'll want to change my mind
# Have to stop myself from calling you every time
# If I could fix all that was broken
# Then I'd be with you
# I wouldn't miss you
# Wouldn't miss you Really miss you
# And I gotta stay strong
# The things we do for love even though it's wrong
# Hey, I miss you
# Yes, I do
# You know it's true
# And I will miss you in the morning
# And I'll want to change my mind
# Have to stop myself from calling you every time
# If I could fix all that was broken
# Then I'd be with you
# I wouldn't miss you
# I'd be with you I wouldn't miss you
# And I do
# And I miss you. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, the wonderful Gabrielle.
Next, an artist with a dazzling voice,
performing her wonderful song,
Sadness as a Gift.
We welcome Adrianne Lenker.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# You and I both know there is nothing more to say
# Chance has shut her shining eyes and turned her face away
# Leaning on the windowsill
# You could write me someday and I bet you will
# We could see the sadness as a gift and still feel too heavy to hold
# Snow falling
# I try to keep from calling
# Watch the spring turn to winter
# Fireflies all frozen
# The seasons go so fast
# Thinking that this one was going to last
# Maybe the question was too much to ask
# I've been searching for your eyes
# All I see are blue skies
# And that old man beats his crooked cane
# It's time to let go
# Leaning on the windowsill
# You could write me someday and I think you will
# We could see the sadness as a gift and still
# You know the seasons go so fast
# Thinking that this one was going to last
# Maybe the question was too much to ask
# You and I could see
# Into the same eternity
# Every second's brimming with a majesty
# Oh, kiss so sweet, so fine
# You could hear the music inside my mind
# And you showed me a place I'll find even when I'm old
# Just leaning on the windowsill
# You could write me someday and I hope you will
# We could see the sadness as a gift
# And still the seasons go so fast
# Thinking that this one was going to last.
# Maybe the question was too much to ask. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Adrianne Lenker.
Thank you.
So now it's a small matter of celebration.
It's my friend Sir Tom Jones' birthday this weekend, and I think
we'd all like to wish him a very happy birthday.
And let's remind ourselves of that happy occasion
when he was last on the show with us in 2019.
And you will notice in this bit of footage some rather stellar guests
just looking on.
CLAPPING
# Well, we hear church people say
# They are in the holy way
# There are strange things happening every day
# On at last that judgment day
# When they drive them all away
# Strange things happening every day... #
Here we go.
# Every day
# There are strange things happening every day
# Every day
# Every day, yeah
# Strange things happening every day
# If you want to view the crime
# You must learn to quit your lying
# There are strange things happening every day
# If you heal right through that lie
# You can live right all the time
# Strange things happening every day... #
Here we go again.
# Every day
# There are strange things happening every day
# Every day
# Every day, yeah
# Strange things happening every day
# Yeah!
# Jesus is the holy light
# Through the darkness into light
# There are strange things happening every day
# Well, he gave the blind man sight
# And he blessed it with all his might
# Strange things happening every day... #
Here we go!
# Every day
There are strange things happening every day
# Every day
# Every day, yeah
# Strange things happening every day... #
Let's do it again.
# I said every day
# Every day
# Well, every day
# Every day
# I said there's strange things happening every day
# Every day
# Every day, yeah
# Strange things happening
every day! #
Yeah! Woo!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
ALL: # Happy birthday to you. #
Happy birthday, Sir Tom Jones, singing there...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
..Strange Things Happening Every Day.
That, of course, was originally recorded by Sister Rosetta Tharpe
with the wonderful Sammy Price at the piano.
But now I'm delighted to welcome at the piano James Smith
and Ryan Needham from Yard Act.
Welcome to the show, and thanks for...earlier. Thanks, Jools!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It's very good to have you here.
Now, when you were last on the show, well, you were sort of on,
but we had to come and film you in the lockdown in Leeds. Yeah.
Now, the band has enlarged now.
Tell us about the extra people you've got in the show now.
So we've got Chris, Chris Duffin, on a bounty of instruments.
WHOOPING
Make some noise for Chris.
APPLAUSE
And we've recently been joined
by Daisy JT Smith and Lauren Fitzpatrick.
All-singing, all-dancing.
APPLAUSE
And as a bonus treat just for you, Jools, on percussion we've got
Remi Kabaka Jr, who's co-produced the album with us.
Excellent. He's going to join us for tonight.
APPLAUSE
Very nice, very nice. It's really great to have you all here.
Your band's getting bigger and bigger - it's like my band.
Yeah, yeah. The bigger it gets so that you can't...
Yeah, it's fantastic, little bit of a sandwich,
but it's going to be OK.
It's your second album, which is entitled - I like the title -
Where's My Utopia?
Where does that title come from?
It comes from a place of yearning and a place
of entitlement, I suppose.
I think the whole point of it is
it's a rhetorical question.
Now, you worked with Elton John.
I mean, a great hero and legend of music.
What happened, did he ring you up?
Yeah. He's stopped calling quite as much now, though.
So if you're watching, Elton, you've still got my number,
where are you?
Yeah... We've got Jools now.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's true, yeah.
He's quite good at piano, Elton, but Jools is better. Yeah.
Well, you're going to start a thing there.
Yeah, what, piano warfare?
Have you got previous with him, or are your friends?
No. I mean, Elton is...I grew up listening to Elton,
he's a great hero. Yeah, yeah. And actually he is a very nice man.
I mean, he rang you up and, I mean, that must have been quite sort
of a thing, really.
He was super-supportive, super-encouraging.
He said if I ever want to call him and I'm struggling, I can do.
Just me, he didn't include the rest of the band in that.
LAUGHTER
No, the last time he called me, we were in Dallas, do you remember it?
And I was eating a waffle, it was in the shape of Texas,
the state of Texas. Nice moment. I put it down to go and talk to Elton,
and all he was doing was checking in,
which was nice. He's a good man.
That's the sort of fellow he is - he cares, that's right.
Now, a signature look for you both was the trench coat.
Yeah. That seems to have...have you moved on from that?
I mean, it comes back occasionally.
I mean, Lauren's wearing a trench coat, aren't you, Lauren?
Oh, yeah, nice, Lauren. Yeah, that is nice, yeah.
We're doing suits now because we've been given them for free. Yeah.
LAUGHTER
Now, you've previously had comedians open for you on your shows. Yeah.
I think you had the incredible Harry Hill. Yeah.
Nish Kumar. Have you thought about trying a bit of stand-up yourself?
No. LAUGHS: Thank you for your honest answer.
Honestly, watching those comedians each night,
Lolly Adefope was on with us.
She's amazing. Yes, she's amazing. She's great, great people.
Rose Matafeo as well, and Nish and Harry.
Watching each one of them control the room each night,
and the way they worked, I learned so much from it,
just in terms of applying it to our craft and what we're trying
to do, cos it's all just about manoeuvring an audience
and winning them over and then losing them and winning them back -
it's brilliant. What are you going to close the show with?
Dream Job. Dream Job.
And what inspired that song? Let me put it that way to you.
Being paid to work in the music industry.
But it sounds like it wasn't quite what it was all cracked up to be.
No, I mean, it's a conflict of emotions...
You'd agree, it's what we've wanted since we were teenagers.
We got it, a little bit later in life, and it takes a lot
of compromise and a lot of sacrifice.
And everyone thinks it's a party all the time, but it's not,
it's a pretty destructive and confusing place
to spend your time, so we thought we'd tackle that
in the only way we know how, which is...
..with a tropical pop number. LAUGHTER
Well, thank you for doing that! Which we're looking forward
to seeing later on. It's really great to have you here,
James, Ryan, thank you so much for joining us. Cheers, Jools.
Thank you, Yard Act!
APPLAUSE
We'll be back with them a little bit later.
Now, let me stroll to this end of the room to introduce a man
who really... This piece of music is so great. We've got the strings,
the whole thing. His record is absolutely ravishingly beautiful.
Back with Learning, it is Jordan Rakei.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# When all the people of the world have a dream
# And they've always longed to live in meritocracy
# And the leaders of the free are not who they claim to be
# Still one of those sad, sad mysteries
# We saw borders classify all those foreign lands
# In a war where families bled right through those summer sands
# So to keep one's soul alive
# They must conquer and divide
# With no apologies to rectify the state of mind
# If my head gets sore
# It feels easy to run away
# From the rest of the world with my secrets
# If my knees get tired
# I'm still searching for space right here between the lines
# For the learning
# Learning
# Space is here, no, no, no
# Learning
# Give it up, give it up
# Learning
# Space is here, no, no, no
# Learning
# Space is here for the...
# Learning
# Space is here for the...
# Learning
# Give it up, give it up
# Learning
# No, no
# I see struggles every day for the common need
# It's like there's people here for living and some for greed
# There's a ladder to the sky where the dreams are left up high
# You still find all of those who failed to make a steady climb
# Can we see beneath the flowers and the masquerade?
# In a war where families' blood ran through the summer rain
# In a circle we call life
# That we face a steady climb
# With no apologies to rectify the state of mind
# If my head gets sore
# It feels easy
# To run away from the rest of the world with my secrets
# If my knees get tired
# I'm still searching for space right here in between the lines
# For the learning
# Learning
# Space is here for the...
# Learning
# Give it up, give it up
# Learning
# Space is here, no
# Space is here for the...
# Learning
# Space is here for...
# Learning
# Give it up, give it up
# Learning
# Oh, no
# Oh, oh, oh
# Oh
# For the learning
# Oh
# Learning
# Ooh
# Learning
# Space is here for the...
# Learning
# Give it up, give it up
# Learning
# No, no. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, the wonderful Jordan Rakei.
Nice arrangement, nice little chords.
So now I think it's time to thank all of my guests.
Let's give them a big round of applause,
to all of the wonderful people
who've been in this room tonight. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Thank you, one and all.
And let's finish - we're delighted to have them in this room -
it's Yard Act!
Cheers, Jools.
# We get down to the sound of the singular mind
# And we like criminals when criminals are treating us kind
# For the subliminal freaks with their invisible style
# Who can't smile
# Oi!
# You're on trial
# I place a bet on a game knowing no-one will score
# I break a sweat watching the greats
# Dragging their feet on the floor
# Is it ambitiously weak to be proficiently poor
# And still smile when on trial?
# Books fail, it's ace!
# Woo!
# Top!
# Mint!
# Boss!
# Class!
# Sweet!
# Deece!
# Not bad!
# So lay waste to your superiors to lighten the mood
# Or kowtow to your inferiors
# For fear that you're going to look rude if you don't
# Are your interiors as perfectly skewed as mine are?
# Maybe I'll show you sometime
# Ah! But, oh, my God, it's ace!
# So just look at my face, Chuck
# I'm on top of the world
# Mint, of course it is
# But, boss, why can't we travel in business class?
# Pass the pop, because life is sweet
# So neat it can never be beat, and it's deece!
# That means decent, not bad
# It's all right, yeah!
# Welcome to the future
# The paranoia suits you
# Step into my office all night long
# It's ace, it's top
# It's mint, it's class
# Not bad
# Welcome to the future
# The paranoia suits you
# God knows what you're talking about
# But your eyes never lie when you look at me like that
# Step into my office all night long
# Let me show you how we do things
# Welcome to your dream Round here
# I'm never gonna give it up
# Dream job all night long
# Step into my office all night long! #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
MUSIC: Push N Shuv by Lava La Rue