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♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELIN' FINE ♪
♪ HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL ON MY MIND ♪
♪ LAST NIGHT I MET A NEW GIRL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
♪ SOMETHING TELLS ME I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD ♪
♪ SOMETHING TELLS ME I'M INTO SOMETHING ♪
♪ SHE'S THE KIND OF GIRL WHO'S NOT TOO SHY ♪
♪ AND I CAN TELL I'M HER KIND OF GUY ♪
♪ SHE DANCED CLOSE TO ME LIKE I HOPED SHE WOULD ♪
♪ SHE DANCED WITH ME LIKE I HOPED SHE WOULD ♪
♪ SOMETHING TELLS ME I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD ♪
THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE CORNY OLD SONGS YOUR RADIO PLAYS.
HEY. THEM'S GOOD TUNES.
[ Woman Laughs ]
♪♪ [ Continues ] JUST ONE MORE WEEK, AND I'M OUTTA HERE.
YOU MEAN, WE'RE OUTTA HERE. ♪ SHE'S EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF ♪
JUST THINK, OUR GRADUATION FALLING ON THE SAME DAY AS OUR ANNIVERSARY.
RIGHT. IT MAKES IT ALL THE MORE SPECIAL, DOESN'T IT?
- WHAT DOES? - YOU KNOW-- GRADUATION, OUR ANNIVERSARY.
AND THAT WOULD BE THE ANNIVERSARY OF WHAT?
HMM. WHOA! [ Tires Squealing ]
JUST MISSED HITTING THAT ARMADILLO.
THERE AREN'T ANY ARMADILLOS IN THIS STATE, ROB.
♪♪ [ Continues ]
- LUNCH AT THE STUDENT UNION? - GARBAGE BURRITOS FOR TWO?
MMM!
I JUST HAVE TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON MY THESIS, AND I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
[ Radio ] ♪ SHE'S EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF ♪
MAYBE BY THEN HE'LL REMEMBER WHAT THE ANNIVERSARY IS.
MAYBE BY THEN I'LL REMEMBER WHAT THE ANNIVERSARY IS.
♪ I KNEW IT COULDN'T BE JUST A ONE-NIGHT STAND ♪
♪ SO I ASKED TO SEE HER NEXT WEEK AND SHE TOLD ME I COULD ♪
♪ I ASKED TO SEE HER AND SHE TOLD ME I COULD ♪
♪ SOMETHING TELLS ME I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD ♪♪ OH, WAIT.
OH, CLEAR A PATH. I'M TRYING TO GET A GOOD LOOK HERE.
UH-- I CAN'T-- EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
PARDON ME. PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
SAY! WHOOPS! SORRY, PLANT. [ Pot Shatters ]
IS IT HIM?
IS IT? IS IT THE MASTER?
IT CERTAINLY SOUNDS LIKE HIS CAR. IS IT HIM?
[ Car Horn Honks ] BY MY DIALS, IT IS!
RATTLING RED ROADSTER MAKIN' A BEELINE FOR MASTER'S DORMITORY!
YEA! [ Cheering ]
HADN'T YOU BETTER GET A MOVE ON? RIGHT.
[ Squeaks ]
ANTENNA, PLEASE.
BE CAREFUL. I HAVEN'T DROPPED YOU YET, HAVE I?
NO, BUT--
WHOOPS. THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST TIME.
[ Panting ]
♪♪ [ Humming ]
[ Panting ]
[ Yells ]
[ Crash ] [ Tires Screech ]
♪♪ [ Humming Continues ]
♪♪ [ Hums ]
[ Beeps ]
JUST A FEW MORE PAGES, AND IT'S A WRAP.
- [ Toaster ] THE MASTER'S HOME! YEA! - [ All Cheering ]
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL, FOR CORN'S SAKE? HE'S ONLY BEEN GONE A DAY AND A HALF.
EVERY WEEKEND, IT'S THE SAME THING.
"IS HE BACK YET?" "HAS HE ABANDONED US?"
ALL OF YOUSE HAS SOME DEEP-SEATED INSECURITIES.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN ABANDONED.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW FROM ABANDONED.
IF YOU WANT TO STARE ABANDONMENT IN THE FACE,
SPEND A LITTLE TIME IN THIS HAIRY RAT'S SHOES.
"ABANDONMENT" IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
YOU ENTERS A ROOM, AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THERE ARE SCREAMS...
AND PEOPLE ARE THROWING THINGS AND CALLING FOR THE TERMINATOR.
EXTERMINATOR.
YEAH, IT'S HUMILIATIN'.
MY LIFE AIN'T EASY, LIKE IT IS FOR THESE OTHER SOFTIES IN HERE.
MAISIE, THE OH-SO-ADORABLE FUR BALL,
A REGULAR KITTEN FACTORY.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, RATSO.
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE FOUL LANGUAGE.
STAY AWAY.
I AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU.
IT'S NOT MYSELF THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. [ Kittens Mewling, Purring ]
IT'S MY BABIES.
THE SWEET THINGS HAVEN'T OPENED THEIR EYES YET,
AND I DON'T WANT THE FIRST THING THEY SEE TO BE YOU.
WELL, PARDON MY BREATHIN', LITTLE MISS PRINCESS. HEY!
THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH, RATSO.
YOU ARE NOT, AS THEY SAY, VERY RESPECTFUL.
LITTLE ALBERTO.
LOOKS LIKE A DOG. SOUNDS LIKE A DOG. [ Growls ]
ONLY HE'S TOO SMALL TO BE A DOG.
YOU STOP THAT, YOU-- YOU DIRTY RAT, YOU!
THAT RAP'S BEEN FOISTED ONTO US RATS FOR YEARS.
RATS ARE NOT DIRTY, JUST LIKE SNAKES ARE NOT WET AND SLIMY.
RIGHT, MURGETROID?
ABS-S-S-SOLUTELY, POS-S-S-SITIVELY CORRECT,
RATS-S-SO. [ Hissing ]
YUCK!
[ Groans ]
YEAH, I'D RECOMMEND STEERING CLEAR OF WORDS...
WITH TOO MUCH S-S-SIBILANCE, PAL.
[ Rattling, Yawning ]
[ Maisie ] NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. YOU'VE WOKE SEBASTIAN.
WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS? WE'RE SORRY TO WAKE YOU, SEBASTIAN.
THAT'S OKAY.
AH, THANKS, TOASTER. NO PROBLEM.
DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? THE MASTER HAS RETURNED.
"THE MASTER HAS RETURNED! THE MASTER HAS RETURNED!"
OH, JOY. [ Gags ]
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. AFTER ALL, HE IS YOUR VEGETARIAN.
THAT'S "VETERINARIAN," BLANKY. RIGHT.
WE ARE HAPPY, BLANKY,
EVEN RATSO, THOUGH HE'S TOO PROUD TO ADMIT IT.
WHEN HE'S GONE, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT.
- SPEAKING OF LIGHTS. - [ All Gasp ]
- OH, WHAT A MESS! - WE WERE MAKING RATHER MERRY LAST NIGHT.
WE INVITED THE DOBERMANS FROM SECURITY OVER FOR A PARTY. AND YOU KNOW THOSE DOBERMANS.
THEY LOVE TO PARTY.
WELL, THE MASTER WILL BE BACK HERE SOON,
SO WE BETTER MAMBO OURSELVES OUT OF THIS MESS.
[ Radio Static ] [ All ] YEA!
[ Kittens Mewl ] WE OWE IT TO HIM TO KEEP A TIDY CLINIC,
AFTER EVERYTHING HE'S DONE FOR US.
MAESTRO, SOME APPROPRIATE MUSIC, PLEASE.
♪♪ [ Channels Changing ]
♪ I LOOK BACK ON SOME DAYS ♪
♪ AND I REGRET THEM ♪
♪ AND SOME DAYS ♪ TSK, TSK, TSK.
♪ MAKE YOU LOCO IF YOU LET THEM ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THEY WILL ♪
♪ DAYS SO BAD ♪
♪ THAT SOME DAYS I FORGET THEM ♪
[ Sobbing ]
[ Growls ]
[ Alberto ] ♪ THERE ARE CARS ZIPPING BY ♪
♪ WHILE I AY, YI, YI ♪
♪ SAY, VAMANOS VAMANOS ♪
♪ TO MY FEET FEET, VAMANOS ♪
♪ BUT THE CARS ALL MISS ME ♪
♪ I'M FREE SI, SI, SI ♪
♪ THANK GOODNESS FOR THE LITTLE BOY ♪
♪ THAT I CHANCED TO MEET ♪ EVERYBODY!
[ Everybody ] ♪ OH, AHH, WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ I REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND I'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ OH, AHH ♪
♪ WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ I REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND I'LL NEVER FORGET TO ♪
♪ REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ I AM LOST I HAVE LAIN ♪
♪ IN RAIN AND I DON'T COMPLAIN ♪
♪ JUST SHIVERING QUIVERING IN THE STORM ♪
MEOW. ♪ PEOPLE PASS WHERE I LIE ♪
♪ PASS BY BY, BY, BY ♪
♪ BUT MASTER COMES SCOOPING ME UP ♪
♪ AND I'M SAFE AND WARM ♪ EVERYBODY!
♪ OH, AHH ♪ WHEE!
♪ WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ I REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND I'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ OH, AHH WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪ [ Groans ]
♪ REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
[ Growling ] ♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER ♪ AAAH!
[ Murgetroid ] ♪ THERE'S A BEAST IN THE YARD ♪
♪ BITES HARD HARD, HARD, HARD ♪
♪ I SEE NOWHERE NOWHERE TO SLINK AWAY ♪
♪ I TAKE THAT I TAKE THIS ♪
♪ I HISS HISS, HISS, HISS ♪
♪ THE MASTER COMES SCOOPING ME UP ♪
♪ AND HE SAVES MY DAY ♪
♪ I WISH I COULD RECALL ♪
♪ BUT SOMEDAY MAYBE ♪
♪ I'LL REMEMBER IT ALL ♪ EVERYBODY!
♪ OH, AHH WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
LET'S GO! ♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ OH, AHH ♪ WHEE!
♪ WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
- ♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪ - ¡ARRIBA!
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER REMEMBER ♪
♪ OH, AHH WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ OH, AHH ♪
♪ WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
AAAH! ♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ THAT DAY ♪♪
WHERE YOU GOING, RATSO?
TO MAKE MY ROUNDS. BUT THE MASTER WILL BE HERE SOON.
TRUST ME, WOOLY ONE, I WON'T BE MISSED.
- THE MASTER WOULD MISS ANYBODY. - SÍ, EVEN YOU.
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE MISSES YOU?
BECAUSE HE DOES. YOUR LOGIC IS FUZZY, FUZZY.
LOOK, IF HE MISSES YA SO MUCH,
WHY DID HE DUMP YA HERE INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOU WITH HIM IN HIS DORM ROOM?
[ Together ] HE HAD HIS REASONS.
REALITY CHECK, GANG.
EVER WONDER WHY THE LAMP'S THE ONLY ONE OF YOUSE THE MASTER KEEPS NEAR HIM?
BECAUSE AT LEAST LAMPY CAN DO SOMETHING USEFUL.
THE REST OF YOUSE ARE SO OUT-OF-DATE, IT'S PAINFUL TO WATCH.
WELL, HAVE A NICE DAY.
I'M OUTTA HERE. [ Slams Grate ]
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THE MASTER IS TIRED OF US...
DO YOU? OR ASHAMED OF US?
IT DOES SEEM SORT OF STRANGE, HIM KEEPIN' US OUT HERE, OUTTA SIGHT.
NO, IT DOESN'T.
THIS IS WHERE HE DOES HIS BEST WORK, AND HE WANTED US NEAR HIM...
BECAUSE WE'RE HIS OLDEST AND DEAREST FRIENDS.
RIGHT?
UH-- [ Nervous Chuckle ]
RIGHT? [ Together ] RIGHT.
YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS OVERWHELMING.
[ Whimpering, Sobbing ] NOW, THERE, THERE, BLANKY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? I WANNA BE LIKE LAMPY AND BE OF SOME USE.
[ Computer Beeps ]
[ Rapid Beeping ] HMM.
ALMOST DONE. [ Typing Continues ]
ALMOST DONE.
ALMOST-- [ Man Knocking On Door ] KNOCK, KNOCK.
ROB, BUDDY. YOU NEED TO SIGN THESE PAPERS.
UH, WHAT ARE THEY? IT'S JUST SOME TEDIOUS PAPERWORK...
CONNECTED TO CLINIC OPERATIONS.
NO NEED TO READ 'EM, PAL. I NEVER SIGN ANYTHING I DON'T READ.
AND WHO'S LOOKIN' AFTER THE ANIMALS?
THIS IS YOUR THESIS, HUH?
IMPRESSIVE.
[ Computer Beeps ]
[ Man Thinking ] LOOK AT ALL THESE TROPHIES.
MERIT WINNER. WHAT A LITTLE MAMA'S BOY.
GRADUATING A YEAR EARLY. MUST BE NICE.
WHAT'S SHE DOIN' WITH HIM?
[ Grunts ]
SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME.
MMM. [ Kissing Sound ] [ Gasps ]
SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY YOU WERE A FRESHMAN.
AND WHEN WERE YOU A FRESHMAN, MACK? GIVE ME A HINT.
WAS CARTER PRESIDENT THEN?
OH! I LIKE A SASSY LADY. HMPH.
I BROUGHT BURRITOS.
OUR LUNCH DATE! I FORGOT. WE'LL CALL IT DINNER.
I'LL GET SOME PLATES. IF WE HAD A LUNCH DATE, I WOULDN'T FORGET.
I WOULD. HUH?
[ Woman ] ROB, YOUR COMPUTER!
OH, NO!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FILE DOESN'T EXIST?
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
I WAS ON THE LAST PAGE OF MY THESIS!
WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?
LOOKS TO ME LIKE THIS CORD IS FRAYED.
SHOULDA KEPT A BACKUP.
YOU CAN SIGN THESE LATER. SEE YA BACK AT THE CLINIC, BUDDY. OKAY, BYE-BYE.
WHY DON'T WE GET CHARLIE? CHARLIE! RIGHT!
CHARLIE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. LET'S GO!
[ Door Opening, Closing ]
HE SHOULD HAVE KEPT A BACKUP. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE FOR, ISN'T IT?
ONLY WHEN COMMANDED. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT AS WELL AS ANYBODY.
YEP. IT TAKES ABOUT TWO NANOSECONDS TO ACTIVATE AN AUTOMATIC SAVE PROGRAM.
BUT DO THESE HACKERS EVER TAKE THE TIME TO CLICK AND DRAG? NOPE!
[ Computer ] AND THEN WHO DO THEY BLAME WHEN THEY CRASH? THEMSELVES?
[ Together ] NOPE! BLAME THE MACHINES!
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WE COULD DO TO HELP?
CAN'T YOU GET HIS WHATYOUCALLIT BACK?
- IT'S NOT THAT EASY. - NOPE. THERE'S PROTOCOL.
- YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T SAVE-- - YOU GOTTA PAY THE PRICE.
BUT IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.
- WE DON'T ASSIGN BLAME. - BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE THAT FRAYED CORD CHECKED.
MY CORD IS NOT FRAYED!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS CAN LIVE WITH YOURSELVES.
EASY. WE AREN'T PROGRAMMED FOR GUILT.
[ Computer Chuckling ]
I KNEW IF ANYBODY COULD RETRIEVE MY FILE, IT WOULD BE YOU, CHARLIE.
[ Keyboard Clacking, Computer Beeping ] CHARLIE?
[ Beeping Continues ]
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, ROB, YOU AREN'T ALONE.
THERE'S SOME KIND OF COMPUTER VIRUS AFFECTING ALL THE CAMPUS SYSTEMS.
[ Woman ] WHAT CAN WE DO? GOT ME.
- BUT YOU'RE A GENIUS. - I MAY BE A GENIUS, BUT I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER.
ANYWAY, WHY SWEAT IT? YOU DO HAVE YOUR THESIS BACKED UP, DON'T YOU?
NO. SHOULD OF HIT THE "SAVE" BUTTON, BUDDY.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
[ Door Closing ]
NOW I WON'T GRADUATE.
IT WAS A VERY FRIGHTENING PLACE.
I WAS THERE WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY.
THE THINGS I SAW.
- WERE THERE PEOPLE THERE? - THAT'S HOW I GOT LIKE THIS.
ARE-ARE THERE PEOPLE LIKE THAT?
YEAH. MORE THAN YOU KNOW. IT WAS STRANGE.
THEY DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE MEAN, BUT THEY WERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT EXAGGERATING?
YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT.
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE ANY PERSON COULD EVER BE SO CRUEL.
YOU HAD A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD, DIDN'T YA?
I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A WHINER.
- DO YOU WANT PROOF? - HEY, IF YOU GO AROUND ACCUSIN' PEOPLE...
OF ALL THESE BAD THINGS, THEN A LITTLE PROOF MIGHT BE NICE.
WELL, HERE'S YOUR PROOF.
OH... I'M VERY SORRY, SEBASTIAN.
DID IT HURT? UH-HUH.
BUT THE MASTER HAS TAKEN CARE OF YOU.
WELL, HE TREATS ME LIKE-LIKE I'M NOT ANY DIFFERENT FROM HIM.
WHERE WAS THIS PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY WAS SO MEAN?
WHY, I'LL-I'LL BROADCAST AN ALL-POINTS WARNING!
OH, IT'S A LONG WAY FROM HERE.
IT'S A PLACE CALLED TARTARUS LABORATORIES.
I'M SCARED. ME TOO.
DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE INSIDE OF THAT PLACE.
YEAH! THE MASTER WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU.
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE TRUSTING THAN I, MY REFLECTIVE FRIEND.
I WOULDN'T TRUST THE MASTER AS FAR AS I COULD THROW HIM,
AND THAT AIN'T VERY FAR.
LOOK! WE KNOW OUR MASTER, AND HE'S A HIGHLY RELIABLE FELLOW!
- YEAH! AN UPRIGHT KIND OF GUY. - WE'LL SEE.
[ Groans ] TIME TO GET THESE TIRED BONES IN BED.
GRAB HOLD, SEBASTIAN.
- COMFY? - VERY. HOW ABOUT YOU?
OH, YES. VERY COMFY.
PLEASANT DREAMS, SEBASTIAN.
[ Purring ]
HMM.
AND NOW, THE GENTLE SOUNDS OF SPIKE JONES AND HIS CITY SLICKERS...
TO SEND YA OFF TO SNOOZE LAND.
♪♪ [ Slow Piano Intro ]
♪ IN SOME SECLUDED RENDEZVOUS ♪ [ Man Yelling ] WHOOPEE!
♪ THAT OVERLOOKS THE AVENUE ♪
[ Horn Honking ] ♪ WOULD SOMEONE-- ♪♪ [ Needle Scratching Record ]
JUST A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT HUMOR. [ Chuckles ]
OW.
- NIGHTY-NIGHT. - NIGHTY-NIGHT.
[ Rob ] I FEEL LIKE THAT TIME THAT MY BEAGLE ATE MY ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.
AT LEAST THEN, I COULD TAPE SOME OF IT BACK TOGETHER.
I READ SOMEWHERE THAT NOTHING IS EVER REALLY LOST IN A COMPUTER.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: YOUR THESIS IS JUST... HIDING.
AND IT'S DOING AN A-RATE JOB OF NOT BEING FOUND.
WHERE'S THAT LOSER MACK?
SHOULDN'T HE BE DOING THIS? I MEAN, HE'S YOUR ASSISTANT.
HE HAD A MEETING WITH THE STUDENT LOAN COMMITTEE.
I'M NOT SURPRISED. HE SET A RECORD FOR REPEATING HIS SOPHOMORE YEAR.
[ Grunting ]
OH, GREAT. THERE MUST BE AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS.
OF COURSE!
[ Quietly ] WELL, WHY IS SHE LOOKIN' AT ME?
I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH CLEANING THE CAGES.
BUT I DON'T DO KITTY LITTER.
[ Clicks On ] [ Vacuum Whirring ]
[ Whirring Continues ] OH! OOH!
UGH! EWW. I CAN'T LOOK.
CHRIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HELPING. I TOLD YOU BEFORE-- HE DOESN'T DO KITTY LITTER.
- DON'T YELL. - I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN MY VACUUM.
OH, I SEE. IT'S PERFECTLY FINE FOR ME TO CLEAN UP KITTY LITTER,
BUT NOT YOUR STUPID VACUUM.
COME ON, CHRIS. I'VE HAD THIS VACUUM SINCE I WAS A KID.
- IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. - WELL, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR BELOVED VACUUM...
HAVE A GREAT TIME CELEBRATING TONIGHT. [ Coughs ]
"CELEBRATING"? CELEBRATING WHAT?
HERE'S A CLUE: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
- OH, NO. HOW COULD I FORGET? - [ Door Slams ]
CHRIS! OH, GREAT.
I'VE LOST MY THESIS AND MY GIRLFRIEND.
AND MY RAT! WHERE'D HE GO?
AS IF YOU GUYS COULD TELL ME. [ Door Closes ]
[ Coughing ] POOR KIRBY. HE HAS UPSET TUMMY.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
RIGHT, THE KITCHEN; LEFT, THE BASEMENT.
WAS THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND? [ Screeching ]
- [ Screeching Continues ] - HEY! I'M WALKIN' HERE!
[ Thunderous Sneeze ]
HMPH.
[ Meowing ]
WELL, AT LEAST YOU GUYS ARE ALL ON THE MEND.
WHAT AM I SAYING? "AT LEAST."
YOU GUYS ARE WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
I'LL WRITE ANOTHER THESIS, A BETTER ONE!
AND-AND I'LL HAVE...
A WHOLE DAY TO WRITE IT.
[ Door Opens ] [ Mack Crunching ] KNOCK, KNOCK.
[ Crunching ]
I WON'T BE AROUND FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, MACK.
YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING? ROB, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
YEAH. I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
YEAH, POOR GUY.
HEY, YOU WANT A CHIP? COME ON.
IT'S OKAY.
THAT'S IT. COME ON.
IT'S OKAY.
STUPID MONKEY! YOU FALL FOR THAT ONE EVERY TIME.
DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE, FELLAS. [ Kittens Mewling ]
YOU WON'T BE HERE LONG.
[ Dialing Phone ]
[ Ringing ]
[ Mumbling ] SLAPPY?
MACK HERE. WHERE'S MY MONEY? I WANT MY MONEY!
LOOK, I'LL HAVE YOUR MONEY TONIGHT. I SWEAR.
HOW ABOUT ONE LAST BET ON CREDIT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
[ Indistinct Yelling ] SLAPPY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR?
LOOK, THE MONEY'S AS GOOD AS IN YOUR HANDS, SLAP.
SO, HOW ARE THE WIFE AND-- [ Yells, Dial Tone Humming ]
SO LONG, ANIMALS.
[ Evil Laughter ]
I'M SO BAD.
[ Dogs Barking ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Sputters ]
[ Snoring Continues ]
[ Mumbles ] THESIS.
[ Panting ]
[ Gasps ]
LEFT, RIGHT, CROSS.
[ Gasps ] [ Boy ] ABOUT TIME THEY FIXED THAT LIGHT.
[ Girl ] TELL ME ABOUT IT. WELL, ANYWAY.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MUCH CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK WE GOT TODAY?
HELLO! I'M SO SURE.
[ Chattering Fades ]
[ Tap ] [ Dogs Barking In The Distance ]
SOMEBODY'S OUTSIDE.
[ Pot Crashing ] [ Lampy ] OUCH!
SORRY.
REEL ME IN, FELLAS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE POOR MASTER.
- DID HE CRY? - NO, BUT I DID.
MAYBE IT'S BETTER FOR US IF HE DOESN'T GRADUATE.
- YOU WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY, DON'T YOU? - WELL, I SUPPOSE.
THE MASTER WAS IN TROUBLE BEFORE.
REMEMBER THAT JUNKYARD INCIDENT?
WHO COULD FORGET? HEROIC RESCUE EFFORT BY FEARLESS APPLIANCES...
LEAD TO HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL CONCERNED-- FILM AT 11:00.
WELL, WE CAN HELP HIM AGAIN. WE'LL GET HIS WHATYOUCALLIT.
- THESIS. - WE'LL GET HIS THESIS BACK.
[ Together ] RIGHT! WHERE DO WE LOOK?
IT'S IN ONE OF... THOSE THINGS.
YEAH, BUT WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW THESE CONTRAPTIONS WORK.
NOTHIN' TO IT.
- WHAT CAN THAT OLD GUY DO? - HELP ME OUTTA HERE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO.
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GREAT APE HAS ESCAPED.
HE'S MAKING HIS WAY TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!
HEY, WATCH THE ANTENNA, PAL. HE'S GONNA GO UP!
[ Cheering On Radio ] CAREFUL.
NO, HE'S DOWN. THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
CAREFUL, NOW. HE'S BACK UP, AND HE'S DOWN!
CRUSHING BLOW TO THE RAT!
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION.
- THANKS, RATSO. - I JUST DON'T WANNA HAVE TO CLEAN YOUSE UP...
SHOULD YOUSE FALL SPLAT ON THE FLOOR.
HIT THAT SWITCH TO THE RIGHT.
[ Beeps ] COOL COLOR.
HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?
MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO. [ Chuckles ]
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
LAMPY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE OF YOUR 40 WATTS?
SIXTY. I'VE BEEN UPGRADED.
NEW BULB. SOFT WHITE. NO HARSH SHADOWS.
HEY, THAT OUGHT TO OBSCURE KIRBY'S WRINKLES. [ Laughs ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M TAPPING INTO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
IS IT FAR FROM HERE?
IT'S RIGHT AT MY FINGERTIPS.
IT'S A WORLDWIDE NETWORK OF ON-LINE COMPUTERS...
WITH UNLIMITED ACCESSIBILITY.
HEY! IF WE NEED TO TRAVEL ON THE SUPERHIGHWAY,
KIRBY IS A VERY HANDY CONVEYANCE.
IT'S NOT QUITE THAT KIND OF HIGHWAY.
YOU TRAVEL THROUGH THIS.
HONEY, DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONAL,
BUT I THINK YOU COULD USE SOME HIGH-OCTANE ASSISTANCE.
[ Pounding On Door ]
HUH?
♪ AS YOUR FINGERS TAP, TAP TAP INTO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪
♪ HMM, COMPUTERS TAP, TAP TAP INTO EACH OTHER ♪
♪ YOUR FINGERS TAP, TAP TAP INTO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪
♪ AND SUDDENLY WE'RE MEETING ONE ANOTHER ♪
♪ WE LEAD THE WAY TO THE GREAT UNKNOWN ♪
♪ NEVER KNOWING WHAT WE'LL FIND ♪
♪ WE'RE SEARCHING, EXPANDING EXPLORING, CONNECTING ♪
- ♪ SO NO ONE HAS TO FEEL THEY'RE LEFT BEHIND ♪ - [ Giggling ]
♪ THE KEYBOARD IS CONNECTED TO THE HARDWARE ♪
♪ THE HARDWARE IS CONNECTED TO THE SOFTWARE ♪
♪ AND EVERYONE'S CONNECTED TO THE WEB ♪
♪ THE WEB ♪
- ♪ FROM THE MODEM TO THE MOUSE ♪ - ♪ TO THE LAB, TO THE HOUSE ♪
♪ FROM THE INPUT ♪ ♪ TO THE OUTPUT ♪
♪ OVER LAND ♪ ♪ OVER SEA ♪
♪ GO WHERE YOU WANNA BE AND TAP, TAP, TAP INTO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪
♪ TAP, TAP, TAP INTO EACH OTHER ♪
♪ LET YOUR FINGERS TAP, TAP TAP INTO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪
♪ TAP, TAP TAP INTO THE HIGHWAY ♪
♪ AND SUDDENLY WE'RE MEETING ONE ANOTHER ♪
♪ IT'LL MAKE YOU A LITTLE SMARTER ♪
♪ BUT HERE'S A LITTLE REMINDER ♪
♪ SMARTER IS ONLY BETTER ♪
♪ WHEN IT'S ALSO KINDER YEAH ♪
♪ WE LEAD THE WAY THROUGH THE GREAT UNKNOWN ♪
♪ TO A NATION OF OUR OWN ♪
♪ WHERE YOU'LL KNOW WHAT SHE KNOWS ♪
♪ AND SHE'LL KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS ♪
♪ AND NO ONE EVER HAS TO FEEL ALONE ♪
HA-HA-HA!
♪ AS YOUR FINGERS TAP, TAP TAP INTO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪
♪ COMPUTERS TAP, TAP TAP INTO EACH OTHER ♪
♪ YOUR FINGERS GO TAP, TAP TAP INTO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪
♪ AND SUDDENLY, YOU'RE MEETING SUDDENLY, YOU'RE MEETING ♪
♪ SUDDENLY, YOU'RE MEETING ONE ANOTHER ♪
- ♪ YEAH ♪ - ♪ OH, TAP, TAP, TAP INTO ♪
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪ TAP, TAP, TAP INTO ♪
♪ OH, BABY, PLEASE COME AND TAP MY KEYS ♪ ♪ TAP, TAP, TAP INTO ♪
♪ OH ♪ ♪ THE SUPERHIGHWAY TO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪
♪ TO THE SUPERHIGHWAY ♪ ♪ COME AND TAP MY KEYS ♪
- ♪ TAP, TAP, TAP ♪♪ - [ Laughing ]
[ Footfalls Approaching ]
[ Coughing ] HMM?
[ Sneezing ]
[ Heavy Breathing ]
[ Panting ]
[ Heavy Breathing Continues ]
- [ Sneezing ] - [ Computer Beeps ]
[ Sneezing Continues ] YIKES!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT MY KEYS SO HARD.
SORRY. I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S JUST THAT NOBODY EVER TAKES INTO ACCOUNT...
THE ABUSE WE COMPUTERS TAKE.
WHY--
- HUH? - [ Coughing ]
- WHAT'S THE MATTER? - [ Maisie ] WHAT'S HAPPENING?
[ Coughing ] TROUBLE ON-LINE.
[ Coughing Continues ]
STAND BACK. I'M GONNA CRASH! BIG TIME!
- WHAT'S GOING ON? - OVERLOAD! MELTDOWN!
[ Coughing ] VIRUS.
WHAT'S ALL THIS? NO! YOU CAN'T LOOK.
THESE ARE SECRET PROGRAMS. SECRET.
- [ Grunts ] - YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THESE...
UNLESS YOU HAVE THE ENTRY CODES.
[ Power Surging ]
[ Computer ] PULL THE PLUG OUT! COME ON. GRAB HOLD.
[ Coughing ]
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THREE-PRONGED JOBS!
HEY. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW-- PULL, YOU MANGY RODENT!
- I BEG YOUR PARDON! - [ Together ] PULL!
[ Screeches ]
WHOA!
[ Sighs ] THANK GOODNESS THAT'S OVER.
SEBASTIAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW. THE COMPUTER IS KAPUT.
ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT, AMIGO?
HE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD.
ARE YOU COLD, SEBASTIAN? YOU'RE SHIVERING.
[ Whimpering ]
WELL, I... I SAW SOMETHING.
IT WAS AN ORDER,
A SHIPPING ORDER.
THAT'S PRETTY COMMON, ISN'T IT? THEY'RE ALWAYS SHIPPING THINGS IN AND OUT OF THIS SCHOOL.
IT'S WHAT THEY WERE SHIPPING.
- [ Together ] WHAT? - ALL OF US ANIMALS.
BUT I LIKE IT HERE. I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE.
EH, PIPE DOWN. ANY HOLE IS LIKE ANY OTHER HOLE.
- NO, IT ISN'T. - WHERE ARE WE BEING SENT?
TO...
TO TARTARUS LABORATORY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - THINKING ABOUT MY THESIS.
AND WISHING IT WOULD WRITE ITSELF.
I'VE FORGIVEN YOU, BY THE WAY. THANKS.
EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL TOO.
I HAD MY CAREER AHEAD OF ME, DOING WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF--
WORKING WITH ANIMALS.
AND I HAD YOU, AND EVERYTHING WAS GONNA COME TOGETHER...
ON THE ANNIVERSARY.
-ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST MEETING AT THE YUMMY FREEZE. -OH, ROB!
YOU REMEMBERED! I REMEMBERED.
LOOK, HOW MANY PAGES WAS YOUR THESIS?
612.
HOW MANY MORE ARE LEFT TO RECONSTRUCT?
NOT COUNTING THE TITLE PAGE, 611.
NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY BE ANY WORSE THAN WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH.
WELL, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT MYSELF. I'LL GO WHERE I'M SENT, AND I'LL DEAL WITH IT,
BUT I DON'T WANT MY BABIES THREATENED.
WE HAVE TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP THIS.
ANY IDEAS?
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S IMPORTANT, BUT THERE'S...
SOMETHING IN THE BASEMENT WHICH MIGHT HAVE SOME CONNECTION WITH ALL OF THIS.
- WHAT KIND OF SOMETHING? - ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
I HATE THOSE THINGS. THEY WANT TO TAKE THE ANIMALS AWAY.
NO, BLANKY. IT'S NOT THEM.
- THEY'RE PROGRAMMED BY A PERSON. - BUT WHICH PERSON?
[ Lock Turning ]
[ Cage Doors Slamming ]
- [ Alberto Whimpering ] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR UNIT, BOY?
- MACK, HAVE YOU FED THESE GUYS TODAY? - OH, YES. THAT'S MY JOB.
THEY LOOK A LITTLE... I DON'T KNOW. DIFFERENT. DOWN IN THE MOUTH.
HEY, COME ON. THEY'RE JUST ANIMALS.
I DON'T REALLY THINK THEY HAVE FEELINGS. DO YOU?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
UH, IT'S NOT MY JOB TO QUESTION.
WELL, IT IS YOUR JOB TO SEE THAT THESE ANIMALS ARE TAKEN CARE OF.
NOW, ALBERTO WAS OUT OF HIS UNIT WHEN WE CAME IN.
THESE CAGES, THEY'RE NOT VERY WELL MADE.
WE DON'T CALL THEM "CAGES," MACK. WE CALL THEM "UNITS."
UNITS. RIGHT.
CALL ME IF THERE'S ANY CHANGE IN ANY OF THEIR CONDITIONS.
OF COURSE. [ Door Closes ]
OUT OF OUR CAGES-- OUR UNITS-- WERE WE?
I'LL FIX THAT.
HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD LAST LOOK AT THAT DO-GOODER FRIEND OF YOURS.
'CAUSE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, YOU ARE ALL HISTORY.
[ Evil Laughter ]
I HAVE A FEELING HE MIGHT BE THE BAD PERSON WHO WANTS TO HURT THE ANIMALS.
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, BLANKY.
[ Muttering ] OKAY, OKAY.
REMEMBER TO DO A BACKUP.
WE KNOW YOU GUYS CAN GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
- WHAT'S THE PLAN? - RATSO HAS A LEAD. IT'S IN THE BASEMENT.
[ Radio Static ]
I HATE BEIN' LOCKED UP. LET'S GET A MOVE ON.
HEY, RATSO. GOOD LUCK.
LEAD THE WAY, RATSO.
[ Grunting ]
- YOU AIN'T GONNA FIT, BIG GUY. - YOU GONNA LEAVE ME?
LOOK, KIRBY, IT ISN'T THAT WE'RE LEAVING YOU. IT'S--
WELL, THESE GUYS NEED PROTECTING.
WELL, THAT THEY DO.
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR, TOASTER?
GET A MOVE ON. I'LL MAKE CERTAIN NOTHIN' HAPPENS TO OUR FRIENDS.
[ Appliances Clattering ]
[ Lock Turning ]
♪ I LOVE MONEY DAT-DAT, DA DA ♪
♪ I LOVE MONEY DOOT-DO, DOO DOO ♪
COME ON, FLEA BAG. YOU'RE FIRST.
♪♪ [ Humming ]
♪ I LOVE MONEY ♪ [ Mewling ]
STOP CRYING! [ Gasps ]
[ Cage Door Opening ] HELLO.
- [ Screeching ] - OW!
[ Grunts ] STUPID CATS.
[ Mewling ]
HERE, KITTY. [ Chuckling ]
- [ Coughing ] - [ Tires Screeching ]
[ Crashing ]
[ Coughing ]
EVERYTHING'S GOING NUTSY-CUCKOO AROUND HERE.
I'LL BE GLAD WHEN I GET MY MONEY, AND I CAN BLOW THIS DUMP.
[ Loud Sneeze ]
IT'S DOWN THERE, FELLAS.
HOW DO WE OPEN THIS? [ Grunting ]
OPEN SESAME! HEY, LET'S TRY THIS.
PULL! [ Grate Creaking ]
HEY, LOOK!
TA-DA!
SORRY. [ Crashing ]
[ Radio Static ] WHY, I OUGHTA-- ENOUGH! COME ON.
[ Coughing ]
- [ Loud Sneeze ] - [ Panting ]
HE SURE NEEDS A BLANKET TO KEEP HIM WARM.
[ Roaring Sneeze ]
YOU SHOULD TAKE SOMETHING FOR THAT COLD.
OH... IT'S MORE THAN A COLD.
IT'S A, A... A VIRUS.
[ Roaring Sneeze, Sniffles ]
AND WHEN I GET A VIRUS, IT SPREADS EVERYWHERE!
- [ Radio ] RUN FOR THE HILLS! - NOT TO YOU.
IT ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU'RE ON-LINE.
AM I ON-LINE? I DON'T THINK SO.
NONE OF YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH--
UH, I MEAN, COMPATIBLE ENOUGH-- TO BE PLUGGED IN TO ME.
OH, REALLY? WELL, MR. HOT STUFF--
MR. STUFF-THAT'S-HOT.
YOU'RE SO STATE-OF-THE-ART, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE IN COLD STORAGE?
NOBODY WANTS OLD WITTGENSTEIN ANYMORE.
I'M UTTERLY USELESS, YOU SEE.
OUTMODED. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOWN HERE?
[ Whirring ]
4 TRILLION, 999 BILLION,
450 MILLION, 852 THOUSAND,
312 NANOSECONDS.
EVER SINCE THAT AWFUL DAY WHEN... WHEN...
WHEN TRANSISTORS WERE INVENTED.
I'VE SEEN IT ALL.
[ Static ]
- [ Whirring ] - [ Computer Powering Up ]
♪ I GLISTENED AND GLEAMED FOR A WHILE BACK THEN IT SEEMED ♪
♪ I WOULD GO ON FOREVER IN MY PRIME ♪
♪ THEY SAID WITTGENSTEIN'S THE GREATEST ♪
♪ HE'S... ♪
♪ YES, I ONCE LIT UP THE FACE OF TIME ♪
♪ CHOP AND MUNCH CHEW AND CRUNCH ♪
♪ THERE'S A LOT HERE TO DESTROY ♪
♪ INCH BY INCH IT'S A CINCH ♪
♪ BRINGING DOWN THIS BIG OL' BOY ♪
♪ MY MEMORY FADES AS MY CIRCUITRY DEGRADES ♪
♪ IT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO RECALL ♪
♪ I WAS THE HOPE ON THE HORIZON ♪
♪ BUT NOW I'M REALIZIN' ♪
♪ I'M A GIANT WHO'S ABOUT TO FALL ♪
♪ YET, FROM SOMEWHERE DEEP IN MY BANKS ♪
- ♪ MY SONG OF HOPE STILL CLANKS ♪ - [ Heart Beating ]
♪ I LEAD THE WAY THROUGH THE GREAT UNKNOWN ♪
♪ NEVER KNOWING WHAT I'LL FIND ♪
♪ I'M SEARCHING, EXPECTING EXPLORING, CONNECTING ♪
♪ SO NO ONE HAS TO FEEL THEY'RE LEFT BEHIND ♪
♪ CHOP AND MUNCH CHEW AND CRUNCH ♪
♪ THERE'S A LOT HERE TO DESTROY ♪
♪ INCH BY INCH IT'S A CINCH ♪
- ♪ BRINGING DOWN THIS BIG OL' BOY ♪ - [ Sneezing ]
♪ CHOP AND MUNCH CHEW AND CRUNCH ♪
♪ THERE'S A LOT HERE TO DESTROY ♪
♪ INCH BY INCH IT'S A CINCH ♪
♪ BRINGING DOWN THIS BIG OL' BOY ♪
♪ CHOP AND MUNCH CHEW AND CRUNCH ♪
♪ THERE'S A LOT HERE TO DESTROY ♪
♪ INCH BY INCH IT'S A CINCH ♪
- ♪ BRINGING DOWN THIS BIG OL' BOY ♪♪ - [ Wittgenstein Coughing ]
[ Sputtering, Coughing ] [ Sparks Laughing ]
[ Laughter Continues ]
[ Spark Laughing ] GESUNDHEIT.
THIS IS ALL VERY FASCINATING,
BUT SINCE YOU KNOW SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE ANIMALS?
[ Whirring ] OH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT.
THAT CREATURE WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF MACK IS SHIPPING THEM OUT TONIGHT.
IF YOU KNEW, WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY TO DO SOMETHING?
WHY DO YOU THINK I KEEP BLOWING FUSES?
- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ALERT THE CREATURE KNOWN AS ROB. - THAT'S OUR MASTER.
WELL, THROUGH MY EFFORTS TO CONTACT YOUR MASTER,
HIS THESIS GOT LOST.
I'M NOT PC COMPATIBLE, YOU SEE,
AND WHEN I WAS TRYING TO INTERFACE WITH HIS HARD DRIVE UNIT,
WELL... DISASTER!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
INTERFACING? HARD DRIVE? YIKES!
LOOK, I'M JUST MADE OUT OF TUBES, YOU KNOW.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM. SO AM I!
A BIG BRUISER LIKE YOU? A COMPUTER MADE OUT OF TUBES?
'FRAID SO. ONE DAY, I'M COCK OF THE WALK,
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED PIECE OF MACHINERY EVER BUILT.
AND THE NEXT, I'M SCRAP METAL.
THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN BANISHED TO THIS PLACE...
WITH NOTHING BUT AN OLD TV AND A BUNCH OF RATS FOR COMPANY.
UH... NO OFFENSE. NONE TAKEN.
I'VE TRIED MY BEST TO HELP OUT, BUT, WELL--
OPEN ME UP, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE PROBLEM.
[ Together ] WOW!
TUBE CITY! MAKES ME ALL TINGLY INSIDE.
SO, WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD BACK THERE.
SEE THE 15th TUBE FROM THE RIGHT?
THIRD LEVEL? OH, YOU MEAN THE WFC-11-12-55.
THAT'S THE ONE. TAKE A GOOD LOOK.
LIGHT, PLEASE. HOLY COW!
THE FILAMENT'S ALMOST BURNED OUT.
MUCH MORE INTERNAL ACTIVITY AND IT'LL BE GONE.
I'LL BE GONE.
THAT LITTLE TUBE IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN ME... AND THE JUNKYARD.
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THE JUNKYARD. WE'VE BEEN THERE, AND IT'S NOT A NICE PLACE.
I'M USELESS WITHOUT THAT TUBE.
AND THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THEM ANYMORE.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I GOT ONE OF THE LAST ONES INSIDE OF ME.
- YOU DO? - SURE!
THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME TICK. HOW DO YOU THINK I TRANSMIT?
WITH A TIN CAN AND A PIECE OF STRING? CARRIER PIGEON? COME ON! TAKE A LOOK.
YEAH! THAT'S THE ONE.
IT'S A GREAT HONOR TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF ANOTHER WFC-11-12-55.
[ Sneezes ]
LOOK, I TELL YA, THEY GOT ALL SORTS OF THINGS IN SUPPLIES.
I BET I COULD TRACK DOWN ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE TUBES AND BE BACK HERE IN NO TIME.
- IT'S WORTH A TRY. - I'LL TAG ALONG TO MAKE SURE YOU FIND THE RIGHT ONE.
HEIGH-HO, SILVER. AWAY! [ Horse Neighing ]
HURRY UP, YOU GUYS. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
[ Radio Approaching ]
THIS IS THE PLAN: WE SPLIT UP AND SEARCH FOR THE--
WHAT'S IT CALLED? THE WFC-11-12-55.
THAT'S THE ONE.
[ Muttering ] THE WFC-11-12-55.
WHAT LUCK!
[ Gasps ]
YIKES. SPIDER.
HEY, YOU KEEP AWAY FROM ME, YA HAIRY BEAST. AHHH!
HE'S AFTER ME! AHHH! AHHH-HA-HA-HA! HELP!
HA-HA!
UH-- [ Panting ]
AHHH! GET BACK! EN GARDE!
[ Ratso ] RADIO! DON'T MAKE ME GET MEAN.
COME ON. I FOUND IT!
[ Grunting ]
IS WITTGENSTEIN GONNA BE OKAY?
OH, SURE. HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
TOASTER, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.
I KNOW THERE'S NO HOPE FOR ME.
MY TIME HAS RUN OUT.
I WON'T HAVE YOU GIVE UP, WITTGENSTEIN!
I WON'T HAVE IT!
THERE'S STILL A CHANCE, BUT YOU GOTTA HOLD ON.
WHY, I JUST KNOW THAT ANY SECOND NOW,
RATSO AND RADIO ARE GONNA COME PRANCING DOWN THAT VENT AND--
[ Radio ] TA-DA!
[ Toaster ] YOU FOUND IT!
THANKS TO YOURS TRULY. WAIT A SECOND, YA PUSHY RAT.
I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE!
- GIVE IT HERE! - RADIO, STOP!
LET GO, CHEDDAR BREATH!
I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA PUT THAT TUBE IN WITTGENSTEIN!
NO, YOU AREN'T. I AM!
NO! NO, I AM!
[ Ratso ] NO, NO.
OOPS. OOPS.
NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU MORON! YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
BUT I-I DIDN'T MEAN-- I-- THANKS A LOT!
WITHOUT THAT TUBE, WITTGENSTEIN CAN'T HELP THE ANIMALS!
THAT WAS A VERY BAD THING TO DO, RADIO.
BUT, BLANKY, I-- I DIDN'T--
[ Wittgenstein ] SOMETHING... SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.
[ Whimpering ]
NEXT STOP: TARTARUS LABORATORY.
A SHIPPING ORDER HAS JUST BEEN PRINTED!
THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE SHIPPED OUT! DO SOMETHING!
I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT.
[ Whirring, Bleeping ]
[ Grunts, Sneezes ]
RUN FOR COVER!
[ Wittgenstein Sneezing ]
[ Explosion ]
I'M AFRAID... HE'S A GONER.
AND IF HE'S A GONER,
THEN OUR FRIENDS ARE GONERS TOO.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
THAT'S IT. THE ANIMALS ARE DOOMED.
THERE'S NO WAY TO WARN THE MASTER.
SO, RADIO. ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?
IS RADIO-- IS HE GONE?
I'M... AFRAID SO, BLANKY.
[ Kittens Mewling ] WHEW!
[ Footsteps Approaching ] THAT'S IT?
OH, THAT'S IT. LOAD 'EM UP, AND SHIP 'EM OUT.
BUT FIRST, THERE'S A MATTER OF A LITTLE CASH.
CROSS YOUR FINGERS.
I DON'T HAVE ANY FINGERS.
JUST ONE MORE TURN AND THEN--
[ Electricity Crackling ]
[ Machine Gun ]
WHO SAYS THERE'S NO CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD?
I FEEL GREAT! I FEEL TEN FEET TALL!
BUT HE IS TEN FEET TALL.
GIVE ME ROOM. I KNOW PRECISELY WHAT TO DO.
[ Power Surging ]
[ Together ] WOW!
WITTGENSTEIN IS COOKIN' WITH GAS, THANKS TO YOUR RADIO FRIEND.
OH. OH, POOR GUY.
I WAS JUST STARTING TO GET TO KNOW HIM.
- HE DID IT FOR YOU. - HE DID IT FOR THE ANIMALS.
HE DID IT FOR ALL OF US, SO DO YOUR BEST...
'CAUSE NOW YOU'VE GOT RADIO'S BEST INSIDE OF YOU.
OKAY. I'M READY! I'M MOTIVATED.
[ Power Surging ] [ Printer Whirring ]
WHAT'S THAT? OUR PLAN.
I'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING INTO CONSIDERATION, ANALYZED ALL THE OPTIONS.
- IT'S FLAWLESS. - BOO-BOO PROOF?
BOO-BOO PROOF. READ IT, AND DO EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS.
GET A MOVE ON!
[ Grunting ]
[ Kittens Mewling ]
[ Whimpering ]
WELL, I'M OUTTA HERE.
- MIND IF I BUM A LIFT? - WHERE TO?
ANYWHERE OVER THE STATE LINE WILL DO.
CLIMB ABOARD.
[ Grunting ]
- THEY'RE GONE! - [ Rustling ]
- KIRBY'S IN HERE! - [ Vacuum Revving ]
WE GOTTA STOP 'EM!
[ Grunting ] A COMPUTER'S GOTTA DO...
WHAT A COMPUTER'S GOTTA DO!
[ Computer Beeping ] WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
MY THESIS! IT'S BACK!
- IT'S GONE. - [ Computer Powering Up ]
WHAT'S THIS? A SHIPPING ORDER...
FOR TARTARUS LABORATORY?
A SHIPPING ORDER FOR SOME ANIMALS?
ANIMALS? TARTARUS LABS?
[ Tires Screeching ]
STEP ON IT!
STOP!
- POWER SUPPLY. - CHECK.
I HAVE ORDERS TO COME WITH YOU GUYS.
- WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU? - I'M A MODEM.
CAN'T TRAVEL ANYWHERE ON THE SUPERHIGHWAY WITHOUT ME.
- WILL WE HAVE ENOUGH POWER? - I'LL CHECK WITH CONTROL.
WE NEED SOME POWER HERE, AND DON'T BE STINGY.
[ Power Surging ]
[ Revving ]
- [ Tires Screeching ] - [ All Cheering ]
[ Yelping ] GET A MOVE ON!
WEST GATE TWO. ANIMALS IN DANGER.
[ Barking ]
OOPS.
- ROB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I NEED YOUR HELP.
[ Modem Tittering ]
IN THE WORDS OF RICKY RICARDO, "YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO."
- I'LL SPEND MY LIFE 'SPLAININ' IF YOU'LL JUST MOVE IT! - [ Tires Screeching ]
[ Mewling ] [ Whimpering ]
AH! WE ARE HOME FREE.
OOH! HUH? [ Vehicle Approaching ]
- HUH? - GO FOR IT!
[ Mewling Continues ]
- YOU OKAY? - I'M OKAY. I JUST DON'T LIKE HAVIN' MY CAGE RATTLED.
WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
I MIGHT JUS-S-ST DO THAT.
I NEED SOME BACKUP. [ Tires Screeching ]
ALL HECK'S BREAKIN' LOOSE AROUND HERE!
WE'RE GAINING ON 'EM! WE'RE PASSING 'EM!
- WHAT WAS THAT? - [ Yelling ]
- [ Siren Wailing ] - DO SOMETHING!
I'LL ALERT CONTROL TO THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT.
- REQUEST A 180. PRONTO! - WE NEED A 180 HERE. PRONTO!
- [ Beeps ] WHAT'S A-- - [ Yelling Together ]
WOW! WHAT WAS THAT?
WHATEVER IT WAS, FOLLOW IT!
WHATEVER IT WAS, IT'S GONE.
I SAY WE OUGHT TO PUT SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN US AND WHATEVER THAT WAS.
- [ Engine Accelerating ] - [ Tires Squealing ]
ALL CLEAR. NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO WORRY ABOUT NOW.
I KNOW-- ANOTHER 180.
WHEE!
YEP. SMOOTH SAILIN'.
THERE IT IS!
- [ Chuckles ] - [ Tires Squealing ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THERE'S SOMETHIN' CRAWLIN' ON MY LEG,
MY HIP, MY STOMACH!
AAH!
[ Police Siren Wailing ] OOP.
- WE'RE GONNA CRASH! - [ Tires Screeching ]
ICK! I GOT SNAKES ON ME! I CAN'T STAND SNAKES! I'M GOIN' NUTS!
[ Yelling ] HOLD IT! FREEZE!
I CAN'T!
[ Siren Approaching ] [ Tires Squealing ]
[ Dogs Barking ]
MACK? I WANT A WORD WITH YOU, PAL.
SO YOU'RE BEHIND THIS?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT EVEN AS BIG A LOSER AS YOU...
COULD STOOP TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
[ Metal Rattling ]
EVERYBODY OKAY? ALBERTO?
MUY BIEN. GRACIAS.
- SEBASTIAN! - LUCK AND A BLANKET WAS WITH ME THIS TIME.
[ Kittens Mewling ] MAISIE!
- [ Mewling Continues ] - OH, NO!
TOASTER, HELP!
MAISIE!
[ Grunts ]
[ Panting ] COME ON. I GOTCHA. COME ON, MAISIE.
[ Kittens Mewling ]
COME ON.
HANG ON, MAISIE.
MAISIE?
[ Kittens Mewling ]
RATSO, THE HERO.
WHO'D HAVE "THUNK" IT?
[ Police Radio Chatter ]
HEY! NOT ONLY WERE THOSE JERKS STEALING THE ANIMALS,
THEY WERE STEALING YOUR THINGS TOO.
YEAH, BUT WHERE'S THE RADIO?
[ Whimpering ]
[ Kittens Mewling ]
[ Police Sirens Approaching ]
[ Charlie ] REPORTS FROM CAMPUS SECURITY INDICATE...
THAT THE SOURCE OF THE DISTURBANCE CAME FROM DOWN HERE.
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT DISTURBANCE, WE WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE ANIMALS BACK.
LOOK AT THIS THING!
IT'S A TLW-728.
RIGHT, AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, HE'S THE PROTOTYPE.
THEY ONLY MADE ONE OF THESE.
THEY WERE GREAT, BUT IMPRACTICAL. OPERATED ON TUBES.
WOULDN'T TAKE TOO MUCH WORK TO CONVERT 'EM TO SOLID-STATE CIRCUITRY.
HEY! HE'D MAKE A GREAT EXHIBIT FOR THE NEW SCIENCE MUSEUM.
YEAH, BOY!
OH, NO!
IT'S MY RADIO.
HE'S MISSING A TUBE. OH, NO. IT'S A CATHODE TUBE--
THE WFC-11-12-55.
THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND.
[ Grunts ]
YEOW! FOR CORN'S SAKE!
HASN'T ANYBODY IN THIS DORM HEARD OF A SURGE PROTECTOR? WOW!
- WHAT'S HAPPENING? - WITTGENSTEIN IS SEARCHING THROUGH ALL MY FILES,
SEARCHING THROUGH REGIONS HERETOFORE ONLY DREAMED OF BY MAN!
WHOO! THAT FEELS SORTA GOOD. WHAT DOES?
MY MEMORY BANKS ARE BEING STROKED... AND BY AN EXPERT!
I FEEL SOMETHING... SOMETHING HAPPENING INSIDE OF ME,
AND I CAN'T KEEP IT TO MYSELF ANY LONGER!
[ Beeping ]
OH, THE MASTER WILL BE SO HAPPY!
IT'S QUITE GOOD, YOU KNOW. I'VE READ IT.
[ Beeping Continues ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Maisie ] RATSO! PSST! RATSO. RATSO!
- COME HERE. - DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
I HAD A VERY EXCITING NIGHT. I NEED MY--
SHH! STAND THERE.
- WHY? - MY KITTENS ARE JUST STARTING TO OPEN THEIR EYES,
AND I WANT YOU TO BE THE VERY FIRST THING THAT THEY SEE.
REALLY?
[ Purring ]
[ Mewling ]
[ Mewling Continues ]
[ Laughing ] HEY! THAT TICKLES!
BUT IT'S SORT OF SWELL.
SEBASTIAN IS LOOKING GREAT.
THAT VITAMIN REGIMEN YOU PRESCRIBED WORKED WONDERS.
YEAH. HE'S LOOKIN' GOOD.
[ Sighs ] I'M GONNA MISS THESE GUYS.
WELL, THEY'LL ALL HAVE GOOD HOMES.
YEAH. SINCE ALL THE NEWS REPORTS, THEY'RE IN GREAT DEMAND.
YEP. GOOD HOMES FOR EVERYBODY.
MAISIE AND FAMILY ARE GOING TO BE THE SIGMA CHI MASCOTS.
[ Purring ]
MURGETROID IS GOING TO TAKE UP RESIDENCE IN THE REPTILE HOUSE AT THE ZOO.
ALBERTO IS BEING ADOPTED BY THE DEAN. HEY, LITTLE GUY.
SEBASTIAN'S GOING TO A PRIMATE HOUSE IN TEXAS.
YEP. EVERYBODY HAS A NEW HOME EXCEPT FOR POOR RATSO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE'S COMING WITH US.
I THINK HE'S SORT OF CUTE.
BYE, GUYS. YEAH... TAKE CARE.
WELL, MY NEW VETERINARIAN. TIME TO GET YOU TO YOUR FIRST COUNTRY PRACTICE.
CHRIS, WAIT. ONE SECOND.
WHAT IS IT?
I-- W-WELL, UM,
I'VE BEEN THINKING, AND, UM--
OH, ROB!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
DOES THIS MEAN-- I'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU.
IT'LL BE SO... SO DOMESTIC.
AND WE'RE REALLY QUITE PREPARED TO START OUR LIFE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW.
WE HAVE A VACUUM, A LAMP, AN ELECTRIC BLANKET FOR COLD WINTER NIGHTS,
A TOASTER AND, UH--
[ Gasps ] I ALMOST FORGOT.
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO.
I DON'T KNOW, CHRIS. I-I DON'T THINK I'M THE RING TYPE.
IT'S NOT A RING, SILLY. OPEN IT.
CHRIS! HOW DID YOU EVER FIND--
I PUT THE WORD OUT ON THE NET.
I'VE HAD EVERYBODY AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER LOOKING FOR ONE OF THESE.
FOUND IT IN NOME, ALASKA.
THE WFC-11-12-55!
[ Radio Static ]
♪ SOMETHIN' TELLS ME I'M INTO SOMETHIN' GOOD ♪♪ UGH!
HOPEFULLY THAT STATION WILL BE OUT OF RANGE WHERE WE'RE GOING.
♪♪ READY TO START OUR LIFE TOGETHER?
♪♪ [ Whispering Together ] READY!
SO, RADIO. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
[ Radio Static ] WELL, I-I--
I HAD ME A GENUINE OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE...
BACK THERE, I DID!
THE TUNNEL, THE BRIGHT LIGHT-- THE WHOLE TEN YARDS!
BUT I'M BACK FROM THE OTHER SIDE-- BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER.
I'M PICKIN' UP RADIO WAVES I ONLY EVER DREAMED ABOUT BEFORE!
BUT FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T SEEM TO GET COMPLETELY WARMED UP.
- THAT'S 'CAUSE YOUR TUBE CAME FROM ALASKA. - [ Laughter ]
- WELL, IT DID, DIDN'T IT? - [ Laughter Continues ]
WELL, WE'RE OFF.
YEP, AND WHO KNOWS?
- THERE MAY BE OTHER ADVENTURES OVER THAT NEXT HORIZON. - ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
I'M LIVIN' PROOF. FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I GOT ME A HOME!
WE ALL DO! AND I THINK THAT SENTIMENT CALLS FOR A SPECIAL TUNE.
[ Searching Dial ] [ Car Engine Rumbling ]
♪♪ [ Piano ]
♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN THE DEEPEST HOLES ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN THE DARKEST PITS ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ON THE VERGE OF THE URGE ♪
♪ TO CALL IT QUITS ♪
♪ REMEMBER THERE MIGHT BE SOME FUN FOR YOU ♪
♪ A HOME FOR YOU SOMEONE FOR YOU ♪
♪ AND IT'S JUST ABOUT TO BEGIN ♪
[ Together ] ♪ SO HANG IN THERE, KID ♪
♪ HANG IN ♪
[ Horn Honks ]
[ Mewls ]
♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LEFT BEHIND ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING NOT SO HOT ♪
[ Horn Honking ] ♪ FEELING INSECURE 'CAUSE YOU'RE SURE ♪
♪ YOU'VE BEEN FORGOT ♪
♪ THERE COULD BE A BIG CHANGE TODAY FOR YOU ♪
♪ A BIG HIP-HIP-HOORAY FOR YOU ♪
♪ AND A HEY, MY FRIEND ♪
♪ HOW YOU BEEN ♪
[ Together ] ♪ SO HANG IN THERE, KID ♪
♪ HANG IN ♪
♪♪
♪ AHH ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT I WAS A GONER ♪
♪ AHH ♪ ♪ I WAS LIKE AN EMPTY SHELL ♪
♪ RIGOR MORTIS HAD SET IN ♪ ♪ AHH ♪
♪ WELL, ON MY WORD OF HONOR ♪
[ Together ] ♪ YOU'VE NEVER SOUNDED SO WELL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN THE GRIP OF FEAR ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN THE HANDS OF FATE ♪
♪ YOU MAY FEEL INCLINED TO RESIGN ♪
♪ BUT JUST YOU WAIT ♪
[ Radio ] ♪ THERE'S SOMEONE WHO WILL SPIN YOUR DIALS FOR YOU ♪
- ♪ WHO FLIPS YOUR SWITCH ♪ - ♪ AND SMILES FOR YOU ♪
♪ WHO WILL CHEER YOU ON TILL YOU WIN ♪
♪ SO HANG IN THERE, KID ♪
♪ HANG IN THERE, KID ♪
♪ HANG IN ♪ [ Horn Honks ]
♪ HANG IN ♪ ♪ HANG IN ♪
♪ HANG IN ♪♪
[ Woman ] EVERYBODY! ♪ AHH, WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ YOU REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND DON'T EVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ AHH, WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ THAT DAY ♪ ♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER AH-AH ♪
[ Murgetroid ] ♪ THERE'S A BEAST IN THE YARD ♪
♪ BITES HARD HARD, HARD, HARD ♪
♪ I SEE NOWHERE NOWHERE TO SLINK AWAY ♪
♪ I TAKE THAT I TAKE THIS ♪
♪ I HISS HISS, HISS, HISS ♪
♪ THEN MASTER COMES SCOOPING ME UP ♪
♪ AND HE SAVES MY DAY ♪
[ Sebastian ] ♪ I WISH I COULD RECALL ♪
♪ BUT SOMEDAY MAYBE I'LL REMEMBER IT ALL ♪
EVERYBODY! ♪ AHH, WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ AHH, WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ THAT DAY ♪ ♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ REMEMBER, REMEMBER, REMEMBER ♪ ♪ AHH, WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪
♪ AHH, WHAT A DAY TO REMEMBER ♪
♪ WE REMEMBER IT JUST THAT WAY ♪
♪ AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THAT DAY ♪♪