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如果你们中的一个人说一些愚蠢的混蛋


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名字，整个班级现在都会感到


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我的愤怒很好


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，你的意思


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是否认我是你的替补


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诺斯特罗姆先生，


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但这也可以说没有废话，


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因为我


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今天不玩了不会


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事实上今天请假一天


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你会比


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感冒的人更努力


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听好了 听好了 我是你的


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代课老师 加维先生


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我在市中心教了 20 年的学校


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所以不要想着惹


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我你们都觉得我


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嗯嗯好吧让我们在这里滚一下 jay


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quellon jayquillinette 没有 jay


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quellon 是的 呃你是说杰奎琳


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好吗所以这就是它会如何你们都


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想玩


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好然后我关注你


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杰奎琳·巴拉克 bolaca


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在哪里今天这里没有阻拦者


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是的，先生，我的名字是


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布莱克，你是不是疯了，布莱克，


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你想打什么仗，不，


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因为我们可以打仗，


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不，我是真的，我是 真的，


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所以你最好检查一下自己，


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如果你中的一个，你会很高兴吗？ 我会


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说一些愚蠢的混蛋名字，


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整个班级现在都会感受到我的


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愤怒，


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很好，你是说丹尼斯婊子，


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你现在说出你的名字丹尼斯


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说对了


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丹尼斯正确丹尼斯对丹尼斯


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很好，现在谢谢你


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aa-ron 你


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在哪里 aa-ron 现在在哪里


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没有 aa-ron 嗯嗯，你最好


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病死或静音 aa-ron


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是的 哦，伙计，


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我第一次说的时候你为什么不回答我


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嗯嗯 我只是你知道我


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我只是问你，我说了四


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遍了，为什么


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我第一次说 aa-ron 时你不说，


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因为它的发音是 aaron sonner


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你搞砸了嘿，ron 现在把你的


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屁股带到 osac hennessey 的


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办公室 告诉他你做了什么


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哦 shaq hennessy


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校长 o'shaughnessy


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在我把


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脚踩到你的屁股上之前离开我该死的教室


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不服从和粗鲁的


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蒂莫西在场


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谢谢你 直角三角形最长的


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边


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叫做斜边，就是这


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一边 在这里


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让我们看看长 第一个我希望我


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对大麻绳索很高 我希望我对大麻很高


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[掌声]


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新闻


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好吧好吧好吧哦莫里森先生很


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有趣这很有趣但是


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如果你能


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看到它从哪里开始最长的让我们回到课程 这


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一点是我的笑话，


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我知道这个三角形很有趣的人


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我在这里给它们贴上了ab和


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c的标签，但我的意思是我说我标记了


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任何东西


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我说它说我说过我说


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请杰克逊先生保持 你


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对自己的评论


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谢谢你啊现在


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[笑声]


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斜边


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你真的让我知道了哦，


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太棒了


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哦哦，马特尔校长


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来这里来这里来


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告诉马特尔校长你说的话


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特洛伊哦，嗯，


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她在说什么 斜边


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，我说我希望我对大麻新闻


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很感兴趣[掌声]对不起[笑声]他喜欢马特尔校长很酷这很有趣


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马泰尔校长


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我说杰克逊先生我一开始说的就足够


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了哦 呃


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iglesia 先生 iglesi 先生 是的


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进来 进来 是的 是的


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人们的


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咖啡喜剧演员加布里埃尔·伊格莱西亚斯


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今天正在参观当地学校，参加


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他正在从事的慈善事业


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告诉他你说了什么 告诉我你说了什么


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哦，


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我希望我对大麻绳索很高


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很聪明很好


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很有趣


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真的很有趣对不对谢谢


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iglesias先生gracias


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呃我是你最大的粉丝那是我的笑话


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呃你知道把别人的笑话归功于他人并不是很酷的伙计


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嘿听我正在做的有趣的事情


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现在这个大巡演


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你想看看也许我们可以


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谈谈你的开幕式我需要一个开场白


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哦，嗯，你认为是


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什么，当然，


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对不起，嘿天才很高兴见到


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你，非常感谢理查德普赖尔


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克服 来吧，伙计，


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呃，他应得的，所以


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从最长的一边对面


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是一个 90 度角，


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好东西我有一个 90 度的悬垂，


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你


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停下来，你永远不会成为特洛伊，为什么


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你要像特洛伊迪克一样


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两 书呆子女孩


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所以hypoten 你


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在这里哦，我的上帝，


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我要在这里做一些小卷 jay


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cuellar


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在这里，你在


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这里块状 嗯，嗯


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d-在这里很好，好的


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jessica 谢谢你


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garvey 先生 什么是 aa ron


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我们中的一些人需要离开呃一些


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今天早几分钟


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哦哦是


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这样嗯嗯，


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祈祷告诉是


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这个过早的离去年鉴照片的原因


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嗯我们必须提前15分钟离开


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去见我们的俱乐部


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好吧你知道这可能


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与其他代课老师一起工作


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但我在内城教了


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20 多年，


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现在你们都想早点离开我的课，


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这样你们就可以


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去俱乐部见面


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了 你们都没有年龄到


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该死的俱乐部去该死的俱乐部


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可笑先生 加维天啊


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狗娘养的刚给我们做


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医生是的，我要把你


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扔出该死的窗口


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什么杰昆兰加维先生我们


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说实话


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我们在这所学校有俱乐部我们


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有特殊兴趣的俱乐部


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好吧我明白了 你们都想玩你们都


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想玩是的好吧我们要


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玩小g 艾姆斯


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很好，我会玩，我很高兴


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和你们所有人一起玩一些游戏，


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在俱乐部里的任何人都


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挺身而出，


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嗯，哦，是的，它就在那里，这


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是通常的嫌疑人，你到底


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是在什么俱乐部


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jaquelin 未来的美国领导人


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好吧 好吧 你怎么


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知道你将来是否会成为领导


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者 你卧室里有星际之门


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你能穿越镇 jay


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Kwellen 不只是把翻盖放下，


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但就像我不在这里一样 我


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什至不知道为什么我要问你


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这个问题，


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但洛克希德你在哪个俱乐部，呃我


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是西班牙俱乐部的一员，


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这个你和 rion seacrest 一样


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西班牙人


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，你的大屁股碎裂的头发


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你怎么样，很好，我在国际象棋


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俱乐部，


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呃，对不起，亲爱的，你


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不在胸口，蚊虫叮咬俱乐部


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也许


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哦，


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他在那里很伤人，嘿，罗恩


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嘿，你在哪个俱乐部，


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我是主席 欢乐合唱团


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为什么我要说欢乐合唱团


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就像他们会有一个专门


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用于电视节目的俱乐部把你的屁股带到操作系统 ha


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hennessy 的办公室现在我


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在你的屁股上捣毁了一个俱乐部好吧不好吧你去


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淘气和欺骗性的狡猾


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和可悲这是校长


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o'shaughnessy


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学生请向体育馆


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报告你的俱乐部照片


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现在是否有人在这里有假通知


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离开这间教室的正当理由 Timothy 我


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要去接我的女儿，


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你的皮肤


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还好，大家只是，让我们


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安顿下来，就像完全


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让我们进行数学计算，好吧，好吧，


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伙计们，所以


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好吧，有人有一点


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来自 phys ed 的额外能量 右


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jimmy buddy 嘿伙计 没关系


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让我们把它关掉


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好吧 你懂我 他懂我 伙计们


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jimmy dude 好吧 让我们坐下


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[音乐


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] 非常


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好 太棒了哦，我谢谢你我


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感谢你的娱乐人


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[音乐]


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我不想刺激你的氛围，但


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啊尤里卡


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我会诚实地告诉你真的在


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推动我的 bu 现在


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吉米宝贝你快把我逼疯了


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[掌声]


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好的吉米你想让我打电话给


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不会


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婊子的马特尔校长你知道是什么蒂米你知道为什么


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你不出来教课


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伙计，那不是很棒


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吗是的，来吧，


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不，然后你知道我要做什么


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吉米我就坐在这里那个吉米怎么样


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，然后我们都可以


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看看你是如何被打扰的


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哦，我明白这应该是 做我


241
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好吗 好吧 吉米 好吧 我明白我明白


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我应该是我 是时候完成了


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吉米


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你敢吗 约翰尼


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哦是的 哦是的


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[掌声]


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[笑声]


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我是


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怎么样 嗯，这就是你，吉米，我是


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吉米，


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我是吉米，我需要注意


252
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是的，我是珍妮，我是吉米，你好，看着


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他，我会很开心的电影，


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这是有史以来最有趣的事情，


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传单校长马特尔先生没有什么


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不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不


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不


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鼓掌]


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[音乐]


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爸爸


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[鼓掌]


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你