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做梦 小宝贝 做梦吧 ♪Dream, little one, dream ♪
做梦 我的小宝贝 做梦吧 ♪♪Dream, my little one, dream ♪
尽管夜晚的猎人 ♪♪Though the hunter In the night♪
让你幼小的心充满恐惧 ♪♪Fills your childish heart With fright ♪
做梦 小宝贝 做梦吧 ♪♪So dream, little one, dream ♪
都是狗屁 Boxes full of bullshit.
还他妈的写清单上 Put it on the fucking list.
没事 我可以 我来 我来搞定 Oh, it's good. I'll do it. I got it.
我来搞定 I got it.
我不知道该拿这些东西 I don' t know wha- what I' m supposed to do
怎么办 with all this stuff.
有没有你想留下的 Is there anything you think you'd wanna keep?
没有 No.
那就捐了 You just gotta donate it.
谢谢你帮我 Thanks again for helping.
当然 别客气 Yeah, of course.
你知道吗 我们还没认真聊过那件事 Um, you know, we never really got to talk about- -
别 别说了 It's- - It' s- - Stop.
-没关系的 -不 我要说 It's- - It's fine. - No, no, I do.
我只是想说我很抱歉 I just wanna say I m really sorry.
我把事情搞得很别扭 真的对不起 I made things weird, and I m sorry about that.
你联系过你爸了吗 Uh, did you talk to your dad yet or.
没有 No.
好吧 Yeah.
你上次是什么时候 When's the last time you even.
不记得了 Hmm, no idea.
对 他从没帮过什么忙 Yeah. No, he never really helped with anything.
他从没帮过她 He never really helped her.
生病的时候没帮过 还是 Like, with her illness or
没有 从来都没帮过 Nothing, anything at all.
我不怎么了解他 有时候我会感觉难过 I don't really know him, and sometimes it makes me feel bad.
为什么 Why?
因为我从来都不想去了解他 Cause I never wanted to know him.
我一直都依靠我妈 I always relied on my mom.
挺可怕的 It's scary.
就是 Like,
完全依靠一个人 just relying on a person.
你依靠你爸爸吗 You rely on your dad?
是的 Yeah.
他喜欢被你依靠 He loves it.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
一看就知道 Mmm. You could just tell.
他做事总是提前十分钟到达 He's always, like, ten minutes early to everything.
是 你也总是提前十分钟 Yeah, you' re always ten minutes early.
好吧 对啊 有道理 Well, yeah, I mean, that makes sense.
我跟他有血缘关系 所以 - I'm- - I m related to him, so...- Mm- hmm.
我以前试过 - I' ve tried before.
迟到一下 To be late.
故意迟到 但不知道为什么 Like, actively, and I- - I don't know what happens.
-结果我到得更早 -你肯定有病 It- - I end up coming earlier- You are unwell.
好吧 对 是这样 但你也有病 Well, yes, of course. But you are also unwell.
对 我们都有病 Yeah. We’re both unwell.
我们现在都加入一家精英俱乐部了 And we re both members of an elite club.
-什么 -妈妈去世俱乐部 欢迎你加入 Mmm. Dead Mom Club. Welcome.
你还没收到会员资格的邮件吗 Have you not gotten your membership in the mail yet?
还没 但可能 Not yet, but Maybe it's- -
可能今天会收到吧 不知道 Maybe it s coming today. I don' t know.
我们在所能找到的最潮湿的 We meet in the dankest church basement possible,
教堂地下室见面 just that we can find.
还有 会费是两月一交 And, um, dues are bimonthly...
挺人性化的 Mm- hmm? - ...which is really nice.
你知道的挺多 你什么身份 You know a lot. What are you?
妈妈去世俱乐部的主席吗 The president of the Dead Moms Club?
不是 但我负责做会议记录 No, but I take minutes at the meetings.
-适合你 -我知道 我非常有条理 - That tracks. - I know. I m very organized.
真希望她尝过我做的食物 I wish she got to try the food.
她一定很喜欢 She would have loved it.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
一看就知道 I can just tell.
夏日时光已经过去 ♪♪ Summertime has gone ♪
是不是 ♪∫Is it? ♪
树叶在轻轻摆动 ♪♪And the leaves Are gently turnin’♪
我的爱啊 ♪♪And my love ♪
我想带你 ♪♪I wanna take you ♪
去我心向往的那个地方 ♪♪To the place My heart is yearnin’ ♪
你会去吗 ♪Willyou go? ♪
你会去吗 ♪♪Will you go? ♪
孩子 去吧 ♪♪Child, go♪
我们会一起前往 ♪♪And we'll all And we'll all go together ♪
山野里的百里香 ♪∫In the wild mountain thyme ♪
在身边 ♪♪And all around...♪
他妈的 Motherfucker.
来吧 ♪♪Ah, come on ♪
他妈的 Motherfucker.
来吧 ♪♪ Ah, come on ♪
如果我的爱 不能前去 ♪And if my love, she cannot Cannot go ♪
我一定会 ♪∫And I will surely ♪
一定会在山野中 ♪ Surely find another ♪
找到另一份爱 ♪♪In the wild♪
再快点 干净点 大厨 Faster and cleaner, Chef.
山野百里香 ♪♪Mountain thyme ♪
沿着河岸往下走 ♪♪Down by The banks of the river ♪
来吧 ♪♪Ah, come on ♪
你会去吗 ♪♪Willyou go? ♪
对 Yeah.
往左一点 往左一点 More left. More left.
好了 停 现在往右一点 Okay. Stop, stop, stop. Now back to the right.
我们已经往右好几次了 We've gone back to the right a couple times.
策蛋在右边 玻璃杯在左边 Now jagoff is on the right and the glass is on the left,
所以麻烦往右放一点 so just move it to the right, please.
这个杯子我们已经摆了15分钟了 里奇 We've been on this glass for 15 minutes, Richie.
拍摄时间都比这个长 尼尔·杰夫 Photograph' s gonna last longer than that, Neil Geoff.
拍摄花的时间比15分钟长得多 Photograph s gonna last a lot longer than 15 minutes,
所以麻烦你把杯子放右边 so just move it to the right, please.
-好吧 -她为什么把它关了 · Okay. - Why would she close it?
-太他妈蠢了 -谁关了什么 - It's fucking stupid. - Why did who close what?
不用你操心 快把玻璃杯放右边 Don't worry about it. Just move the fucking glass to the right, please.
还有40分钟摄影师就到了 Photographer's gonna be here in 40 minutes.
还有40分钟摄影师就到了 各位 Photographer s here in 40 minutes, everyone.
-泰德 怎么样了 -不太好 ·Ted, how we looking? - Not good, actually.
我只有一台机器 还要多点时间 I got one machine. It s gonna take me a sec.
-快点擦 -我在擦了 - Buff fast. - I' m buffing now.
-快点擦 -我擦得很快 Buff fast. - I m buffing fast.
-别再想女人了 -我没有想女人 - Stop thinking about pussy. - I' m not thinking about pussy.
-我能看出来 -我在想退税的事 I can tell. - I' m thinking about a tax return.
-我没有想女人 -脑子认真点 ! m not. Get your head in the game.
40分钟 伙计们 Forty minutes, you guys.
这件事 别搞我 Do not fuck me on this.
我求你了 这件事 别搞我 I'm begging you. Please do not fuck me on this.
我不会的 I don' t wanna fuck you on this.
我们的目标一致 各位 We all want the same thing, guys.
-是的 对 -好吗 快点干完 Yeah. We do. - Okay? Get it done, guys.
这次检查很重要 必须做到完美 This review is huge. It s gotta look perfect.
-萨米吗 -萨米 对 会很奇怪的 Sammy? - Sammy. Yeah. It's gonna be weird though.
-为什么奇怪 -因为他现在是个混蛋 - Why is it gonna be weird? - Because he's being a dick right now.
你干什么了 What did you do?
我借了点东西给他 I- I borrowed something from him.
-什么 -我提醒过他 What? - I reminded him.
我借给他东西 我提醒他还 I just borrowed something. I reminded him.
他忘了 然后我告诉他 He forgot, then I told him-
-爸爸说你说得对 -别跟我提爸爸 ·Dad was always right about you. Don' t bring Dad into this.
特里大厨 Chef Terry
对 Yeah.
-泡沫吗 -是法式蛋黄酱 - Foam? - That’ s a bearnaise, um
他妈的不怎么样 I don't fucking know.
不 挺好的 No, it’ s- - it's cool.
像那种2014年的菜 - It's like- It's like 2014 or something.
给 Here.
好吃 It's good.
好吃吗 It's good?
-很好吃 但是 -大厨 - It's excellent. But- - - Yo, Chef.
-怎么 -你有焦糖的配方吗 Yeah? - You got caramel recipes?
有 在架子上的纽约笔记本里 Uh, yeah. New York notebook on the shelf.
谢了 大厨 Thanks, Chef.
很好吃 但是什么 It's excellent, but?
-很奢华 -你是说太老套了 It's fancy. You mean dusty.
我是说 我爸爸每次去牛排餐厅 I mean, my dad gets the same thing
都要同样的东西 every time we go to a steakhouse,
-就是 -薄荷果冻远不止老套 which is- Mint gelee is beyond dusty.
但是少一点薄荷 But a mint reduction,
就好多了 not so much.
操 Fuck.
不是 抱歉 我应该想到的 Yeah, no. Sorry. I should have thought of that.
你想得已经很周到了 今晚的意面是什么 It's thought of. What' s the pasta for tonight?
不知道 Mmm. I don't know.
我们要看蒂娜买回来什么 We have to see what T brings back.
我想的是土豆面疙瘩 I was thinking potato gnocchi.
好 可以配牛脸肉 Yeah, maybe with the beef cheeks?
-好的 就这么定了 -好的 ·Good. Yeah. Done. Great.
特里取得了令人难以置信的成就 Terry had a pretty incredible run though.
对 对 是一家令人难以置信的餐馆 Yeah. Yeah, it was a pretty incredible place.
你在那的时候 就知道吗 Did you know when you were there?
知道那里很特别 That it was special?
不知道 我想我那时候 I don't know. I don't know. I think I was, uh- -
总是太忙 I was always too busy to, um...
没有在意到 to know all the time.
至少你曾是那里的一部分 At least you got to be part of it.
对 Yeah.
好的 Okay. Um.
你不是现在要生了吧 You're not having a baby right now, are you?
不 还没有 No. Not yet.
好的 Okay. Um.
你需要什么吗 · Can I get you something?
不 我没事 No. No, I' m fine.
应该只是一阵胯部巨痛 No, I think it' s just lightning crotch.
什么是胯部巨痛 What is lightning crotch?
就是字面意思 Uh, it’ s exactly what it sounds like.
好吧 Okay.
怎么了 What' s happening?
没事 我正在看卡门以前的笔记 Nothing. Just looking through Carm' s old notes.
你看这个 Hmm. Check this out.
-他绝不会给我看的 -别告诉他我给你看了 He would never show me that. - Well, don't tell him I did.
不会的 我喜欢了解他的秘密生活 I won't. I like learning about his secret life.
你懂吗 You know?
是 还挺狂野的 Yeah. It’s pretty wild.
我知道 I know.
新项目吗 New project?
不知道 只是有一天我开车来上班 I don't know. I was driving to work the other day,
我看到这朵花 and I saw this flower.
-一朵紫罗兰 -对 伊利诺伊的州花 A violet. - Yeah, the state flower of Illinois.
你怎么知道 How do you know that?
皮特 他很喜欢花 Pete. He loves flowers.
他是有这个气质 That tracks.
对 Yeah.
不 是我妈妈喜欢紫罗兰 Um, but no, my mom loved violets,
我注意到这朵 是因为它是白色的 and I think I saw this one cause it was white.
显得非常醒目 And it made it stand out.
所以你要做一朵白色的紫罗兰 So you' re gonna do a white violet.
我想试试 I'ma try.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我觉得听起来很美 I think that sounds really beautiful.
再说一遍 我最好的朋友们 Once again, my best friends.
卡门 妥妥的第一名 Carmy, number one with a bullet.
-对 -第二名 大尼尔 · Yep. Yeah. - Number two, Big Neil.
-总是力挺我们 绝对的 -一直都是 - Always there for us. Absolutely. - Always.
第三名 弗兰西 我情绪低落时会打给她 Number three, Francie. When I' m down in the dumps, I call her.
我不在乎别人怎么说 她一直都陪着我 I don' t care what anybody says. She's always there for me.
-懂吗 -她一直在 确实是 · Okay? - That's true.
-第六名 里奇 Number six, Richie. - Uh- huh.
然后第八名 马库斯 And then number eight, Marcus.
第四名呢 How about number four?
-第四名 -我 Number four? - Me.
-泰迪 -不是的 ·Teddy. I don't think so.
-为什么 -我六岁时你做了什么 － Why? - What did you do when I was six?
别这样 尼尔 Come on, Neil.
你做了什么 What did you do?
我把你绑在纸箱里不让你出去 I taped you in a cardboard box and wouldn' t let you out.
-把我吓死了 -我让你得了幽闭恐惧症 - And it scared me to death. - I gave you claustrophobia.
-早上好 亲们 -我现在还害怕纸箱 · Morning, fam. - I' m still afraid of boxes.
你知道我害怕纸箱的 You know I m afraid of being in boxes.
对 我知道 Yeah. I know. I know.
-你不能把我关进纸箱里 -我不会的 ·You can't put me in a box. - I won' t.
萨米来的时候 你最好擦干净这块台面 When Sammy gets here, this slate better be clean.
-我警告你 -我们可以的 - I'm telling you. We're fine.
他说什么 什么 What'd he say? What? What?
没多少啊 怎么回事 Hmm. Not much. What happened?
他们没多少货 Well, they don't got much.
市场开不下去了 Market’s dead.
-倒霉 -对 倒霉 - Bummer. - Yeah, bummer.
我们都有什么 What do we have?
蒂娜 你可以快速地盘一下货吗 Uh, T, you mind running an inventory real quick?
好的 大厨 Yes, Chef.
-你知道我们该去做什么吗 -农产品供应商 You know what we should be doing? - Produce vendor.
你不必说出来 You don t have to say it.
好吧 我什么都没说 我什么都没说 Okay, I didn't say it then. I didn' t say anything.
你想让我说点什么吗 Do you want me to say something?
我在拖大家后腿 因为我们每天都出新菜单 That I' m jamming us up cause we have a new menu every day
但市场情况不太好 是吗 and the economics aren't great?
我也有责任 所以 Well, I m an accomplice, so
该死 Shit.
-我去看吧 -好 I got that. Uh. Great.
-请开始做新菜单吧 大厨 -好的 ·Start new menu please, Chef. - Yep
谢谢 Thanks
嘿 别担心 Hey. Don't worry.
-我帮你 我帮你 -不用 没事的 大厨 我来吧 - I got you. I got you. - No. It' s okay, Chef. I got it.
我帮你 我帮你 I got you. I got you.
-好了 -谢谢 Here. - Thanks.
听着 Listen.
-嘿 -什么 Hey. Hmm?
是不是我搞砸了 Am I fucking this up?
不 大厨 我只是没把托盘放好 No, Chef. I just didn' t put the trays all the way in.
-卡门 -什么 Carmen. - Yeah?
是我的错 My fault.
好吧 All right.
她是怎么宣布这个消息的 How'd she break the news?
就在开门营业之前 Like, right before service.
有很夸张吗 Dramatic?
不 根本不是 美丽 优雅 完美 No, not even close. Beautiful, elegant, perfect.
你知道她为什么 You know why she, like, uh...
感觉她一觉醒来 就不想再这样去了 It felt like she woke up and just didn' t wanna do it anymore.
你觉得她是抑郁了吗 You think she's depressed?
不 我觉得她很好 No, I think she's great.
你有没有想过 Hey, you ever think about, like,
为什么美好都不长久 how all the good shit is gone?
我想的是如何把美好留在身边 I think about how to keep good things around.
是啊 Yeah.
你们还要开多久 How much longer are you guys open?
下周是最后一次营业 然后就是葬礼 Last service next week, then the funeral.
该死的 Damn.
你想好自己要干什么了吗 You know what you're gonna do?
我觉得自己还完全没反应过来 Yeah, I don' t think it’ s really sunk in yet.
我知道加勒特很难过 I know Garrett’ s really upset.
他发表了一番演说吗 Yeah. He make a speech?
不 发表了四番 No, only the four.
好吧 Yeah.
-代我问好 -行 - Send my love. - Will do.
熊家餐厅怎么样了 How's The Bear? -
气势熊熊 It's a fucking bear.
他们不都这样吗 Yeah, aren't they all?
怎么样了 大厨 How's it going, Chef?
不确定 I' m not sure.
市场里的花椰菜总是那么多 The market s always got so much cauliflower
还有抱子甘蓝 所以 and Brussels sprouts, so...
囗味搭配的东西总是长在一起 Whatever goes together grows together.
没错 所以我想能用它开发新产品 Exactly. So, I figured if we could do something with it,
杰瑞那边可以持续供货 we could keep hooking up Jerry
你觉得呢 What do you think? - Um.
-我能给你看点东西吗 -好的 大厨 Can Ishow you something? - Yes, Chef
可以吗 Yeah?
-酷 你想试试吗 -好的 大厨 - Cool. You wanna try? - Yes, Chef.
不错 Yeah, great.
-谢谢 大厨 -没事 Thank you, Chef. - Yeah.
里奇 后面有几个你的箱子 Richie, there are boxes out back for you.
太好了 Oh, excellent.
谢谢 Thank you.
特里大厨要关闭餐厅了 Chef Terry’ s closing the restaurant.
你感觉如何 How do you feel?
就像 Like
我就像一块可擦的涂鸦板 Im Etch- a- sketched.
我以为它会一直存在下去 I thought it would be there forever.
是啊 Yeah.
大多数东西都没法永存 Most things aren' t.
摄影师大概半小时后就会到 The photographer will be here in like half an hour.
我们不知道评论会怎么说 And we don't know what the review says?
-我们不能未雨绸缪吗 -不 他们也做不到 We can't figure that out? - No, no. Neither do they.
太好了 Great.
-埃布拉需要帮助 -我知道 Ebra needs help. - I know.
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
把克里斯和查克带来 用牛肉店的帐付钱给他们 Bring in Chris, Chuckie. Pay s em from The Beef.
没问题 Deal.
我还以为得跟你吵架呢 ·Thought for sure that'd be a fight. -
那是这里唯一能赚钱的东西 It°s the only thing that makes money around here.
好吧 Okay.
-你打电话给妈妈了吗 -你打电话给克莱尔了吗 · Did you call Mom? - Did you call Claire?
-你想为这个吵架吗 -不想 ·You wanna fight about that? - Not really, no.
太好了 Tremendous.
闭上你的嘴 宝贝 ♪Button your lip, baby ♪
我需要更多的勇气 I need more courage.
-什么 -我需要更多的勇气 - What? - I need more courage.
哥们 你的勇气还少吗 你在说什么啊 Dawg, you got so much courage. What are you talking about?
-你很完美了 -我知道 但我需要更多的勇气 ·You're perfect. - I know, but I need more courage.
-为什么还要勇气 -为什么 ·More courage for what? - What for?
要成为一名优秀的服务员 你需要很大的勇气 To be a great server, you need a lot of courage.
你在怕什么 怕人吗 What are you afraid of? The people?
不 是我感觉到 No, it’s, like, me on the inside.
我很紧张 我很害怕 Like, I m nervous, and I m scared.
我的手该放哪里呢 Then, what am I supposed to do with my hands?
我是该这么做 还是该那么做 Am I supposed to do this or am I supposed to do this?
这又是什么鬼 Or, like, what's this?
-看起来不错 -进展怎么样了 ·That looks good. - Yo, how we looking?
-看上去很完美 大厨 -是吗 Picture perfect, Chef. - Yeah?
货几乎备全了 大厨 Almost fully stocked, Chef.
只要再去楼下拿最后几瓶酒 Gotta grab the last few bottles from downstairs.
-是的 后援正在赶来了 Thank you, Gary. Ted, we close? - Yeah, backup walking in.
-法克 你的手怎么了 -不知道 大厨 Fak, what are you doing with your hands? No idea, Chef.
-看上去他在研究什么 -哟 Just kind of workshopping some stuff. - Yo.
嘿 Hey.
-有人看见鬼了吗 -兄弟 Anybody seen a ghost? - Brother!
-你好吗 萨米 -你好吗 老兄 ·What' s going on, Sammy? - What' s up, Bear?
我知道是你拿了SD卡 I know you took the SD cards.
-你说我可以拿的 -我可没说这种话 - You said I could. - I said no such shit.
-你说了 -他们不在原来的地方了 - Yeah, you did. - They’ re not where they were.
-告诉我密码 -不 Say the password. No.
-是吗 是吗 -怎么了 Well? Well? - Yeah?
-不 -现在你摆脱不了我了 － No. - Well, now I gotta haunt you.
你不能这么阴魂不散 You' re not gonna haunt me.
-我在工作 -什么阴魂不散 I'm at work. What is haunting?
意思是我会记得他未经允许就拿走了SD卡 Means I Il remember he took the SD cards without permission.
总有一天 在他最意想不到的时候 我会做一些奇怪的事情 Someday when he least expects it, Ill do something weird.
-是里奇放那儿的 -是吗 Richie put that there. Oh, yeah?
你不能这么阴魂不散的 You're not gonna haunt me.
嘿 西德 这是我的同事尼古拉斯·马歇尔 Hey, Syd. This is my associate, Nicholas Marshall.
-外号叫电脑 -你好 马歇尔先生 - They call him the Computer. - Uh. Hello, Mr. Marshall.
叫电脑 Computer.
很高兴认识你 电脑 Nice to meet you, Computer.
-你不能因为这个整我 -好的 - I don t deserve to be haunted. - Okay.
-我没做错什么 -好的 - I did nothing wrong. Okay.
他太吓人了 泰德 把密码告诉他 He's being scary. Ted, just say the password.
-我不会让他整我的 -好的 ·He's not gonna fucking haunt me. - Okay.
别那么说了 你吓到我们了 Stop saying that like that. You' re scaring us.
只要他说出密码就好 AlI he's gotta do is say the password.
顺便说一句 老兄 这地方看着真棒 By the way, Bear, this place is looking sick.
这里以前就是个真正的屎坑 无意冒犯哈 It used to be a real shit hole, said with complete admiration.
非常感激 萨米 你在这里做什么 I appreciate it. Uh, Sammy, what are you doing here?
这些懒蛋得有人激励 Oh. These lemon heads need more horsepower.
-所以他们把我找来了 -让这里焕然一新 好吗 - So they called the horse. - Well, make it shine, yeah?
-焕然一新 妥妥的 -谢谢 - Shine, it will. - Thank you.
老叔 你早到了 Oh. Unc. You're early.
-嘿 亲爱的 小侄子呢 -在这里 Hey, honey. Where's the neph? - Here.
嗨 Hey.
-电脑 -嘿 老熊 Computer. - Hey, Bear.
赶紧速战速决吧 Let's get this over with.
很乐意 女士们祸害们 我们做了一些分析 Gladly. Ladies and germs, we have run some analytics.
-外面是萨米·法克吗 -是的 他在擦地板 - Is that Sammy fucking Fak out there? - Yeah, he's buffing the floors.
他们现在也擦地板了吗 They buff floors now too?
-他们会擦地板 -我喜欢 ·They buff floors. - Love it.
顺便说一句 看在上帝的份上 尼尔 给爸爸回个电话 By the way, for the love of God, Neil, call Dad back.
-我受够他的唠叨了 -我打过了 - I m sick of his bullshit. - I did.
-你没有 -我有 - You did not. - I did.
有的 Yeah.
-有吗 -没错 - Yeah? - Exactly.
-你像个娘们了 -不 我没有 You're being a bitch. - No, I' m not.
-尼尔 尼尔 -泰德 泰德 Neil. Neil. - Ted. Ted.
_ -干嘛 -好吗 Yeah? Why? - Well?
-好 泰德 -不 泰德 我 Yeah. Well. Ted. - No. Ted. Me.
-然后呢 -我打了 · Yeah. Well. Well? - Yeah. No. I did.
-不 你没有 绝对没有 -我有 可能已经打了 No, you didn't. Absolutely not. - I did. Might' ve.
-你根本没打 想都不用想 -是吗 - You could never. I never thought of it. - Did you?
你在爸爸的浴室里便便 You poop in Dad s bathroom?
确实是你 You did.
-就是你 -你知道那是最爽的一次 You did? - You know it' s the best one.
好吧 这是公开的秘密 Okay, it is no mystery,
大多数餐馆都没法成功 most restaurants are allergic to success.
我希望我们能与众不同 I'd like us to be a little different.
我们的调查结果显示 Our findings have revealed that we are doing
我们的情况很糟糕 很多方面都很烂 a shitty fucking job with a bunch of shit.
还有一些方面我们做的不那么烂 Some other shit we re not so shitty at.
总之 我的同事会把调查结果看一遍 Anyway, my associate will run through our findings,
如果运气好的话 我们会在这个过程中对自己有所了解 and, with any luck, we'll learn a little bit about ourselves in the process.
-电脑 加油 -好了 都有些什么事 - Computer, enhance. ·Allright. What the fuck's up?
-地板抛光 -很好 清漆呢 o Straight buff. - Sick, varnish?
-清漆有 -很好 餐厅区域呢 Varnish. - Sick, area's secure?
-都清扫拖干净了 -拖把换新布了吗 Safely swept and mopped. - Fresh pad on the mop?
-刚刚换上去 老家伙 -很好 Straight out of the oven, big dog. - Sick.
我们没时间了 We don't have time.
让尼尔带着洗洁精吃灰尘去吧 法克兄弟 Teddy, take high. Ill take low. Neil will eat the dust with a Swiffer. Faks?
开始进攻 Attack!
这个取样是根据一个半月以来 This sample is based on the month and a half
我们的经营情况得出的 we've been operating
并且还没有计算 and does not take into account
之前花在营建 朋友和家人身上等等 any funds spent previously on build,
其他各种杂七杂八的成本预算 friends and family budget, other assorted fuckery.
-没有什么不该花的钱 -大侄子 There hasn't been much fuckery. - Neph.
你他妈的就擅长干傻事 兄弟 You specialize in the fucking fuckery, bro.
电脑 继续 Computer, continue.
记住 当你说到数字的时候 千万说得慢一些 And remember, when you get to the numbers, say em real slow.
-消极对抗 -这个积极对抗 Passive- aggressive. Aggressive- aggressive.
然后他们告诉我所有的花生酱三明治里都有蘑菇 Then they told me all the peanut butter sandwiches had shrooms in'em.
我亢奋得不行 害怕 又有点兴奋 I was booming. Scared, a little excited.
就像泰德现在的样子 我知道被人整是什么感觉 Very much the way Ted' s right now. I know what it s like to be haunted.
-那是什么鬼东西 -放包椅 What the fuck is that? - Purse stool.
-高级吧 对吧 -很高级 啥做的 皮面吗 · Sick, right? - Yeah, sick. What is that, leather?
聚酯 你这个白痴 Polyester. You idiot.
-解释一下什么是微型蔬菜 -就是很小的绿色蔬菜 - Explain microgreens. - They are greens that are small.
-比如草药吗 -还有生菜 Like herbs? - And lettuces.
-太贵了 不如少用点 -我们能少用点吗 Too expensive. Maybe use less. - Can we use less?
-我们可以少用点 -好吧 We can use less. Okay.
萨米 你这么干肯定是疯了 Sammy, you gotta be out of your mind doing that.
-兄弟 我在抛光地板 -兄弟 你他妈在抽烟 ·Dawg, I m buffing the floor! - Dawg, you're fucking smoking.
老表 我们一直在这里抽烟啊 Cousin, we always smoke in here
现在不行了 老天 把烟屁股吐了 Not anymore, G. Put that shit out.
-为什么研发成本这么高 -菜单开发 Why is the R&D cost so high? - Menu development.
也许我们可以少开发点 Maybe we develop a little less.
你为什么不直接说 什么事都少做一点呢 Why don't you just tell us to do everything a bit less
这样我们可以跳过这个回去工作了 so we can skip this and get back to work, huh? -
小熊 帮我个忙 你能不能 Hey, Bear, do me a favor. Will youjust, uh,
跟我过来一下 come over here with me for a second?
我想和你聊两句 来吧 I just wanna have a word. Come on.
泰德 我看到你了 你应该很清楚的 把烟灭了 Ted, I see you. You should know better. Put it out!
-伙计们 别这样 我们要拍照了 -不能在这里抽烟 - Guys, come on. We got a photo shoot. - We won' t smoke in here.
-尊重 -对 尊重 Respect. - Yeah, res- respect.
-老天 以前你们就把这地方搞得一团糟 -萨米 我求你了 Man. Used to fuck this place up. - Sammy, Im begging you, please.
集中精神 好吗 那帮家伙五分钟后就到 Just focus, all right? The guy s gonna be here in five.
好吧 第一 我在这个小店里投了很多钱 Okay. One, I have mas queso invested in this Popsicle stand,
我想尽快把成本收回来 and I'd like to start getting some of it back as soon as possible.
第二 如果这里的经营情况真跟你想象的一样好 Two, if you were operating as well as you think you're operating,
我就不用拖个他妈的机器人来 I wouldn't have to drag a fucking robot in here
教你如何更好地经营餐厅了 to teach you how to operate better
第三 你要是再这样跟我说话 Three, you ever talk to me that way again,
我会把你按在地上摩擦 你明白我的意思吗 I'II drop you right to the fucking ground. You understand me?
-我道歉 -我接受 - Iapologize·And Iaccept.
怎么了 What?
你不是告诉我要扛起事儿吗 Didn't you tell me to be the guy?
我没让你做个混蛋 I didn't tell you to be an asshole.
-明白 -很好 Understood. - Good.
-萨米 -他在怕什么 Sammy. ·Why is he flinching?
萨米现在就在对我阴魂不散 Sammy' s haunting me right now.
-末经允许就拿走了我的SD卡 -兆卡还是千兆卡 ·Took my SD cards without permission. - Mbs or gigs?
-千兆卡 -你他妈就是个混蛋 - Gigs. You're a fucking asshole.
-我不是 里奇 -你就是 Except I m not, Richie. - Except you are.
-尽情的阴魂不散吧 -遵命 大厨 Haunt his fucking ass, Yes, Chef.
-我们说到哪儿了 -菜市场采购的价格太高了 Where were we? - Farmers market's too high.
你应该找一个供应商给我们发货 You should get a produce vendor to ship to us.
-我们已经知道 -成本完全失控了 Yeah, we°re aware, Floral budget is wildly out of control.
餐布租赁很恶心 为什么还要额外租黑色餐巾 Linen rental' s disgusting. Why rent additional sets of black napkins?
-因为黑色线头不明显 -老实说 ·Lint. - In fairness,
-我就爱用黑色餐巾 -为什么 - I often request a black napkin. How come?
我很多衣服都是黑的 I like to wear a lot of black.
尼尔 你可以用机器打磨一下吗 Neil, you wanna fire up the Makita
以防擦拭后还有残余灰尘 in case there' s any residual dust after the buff?
-好的 大厨 -谢谢 大厨 Yes, Chef. - Thank you, Chef.
卡门放那的 Carm put that there.
卡门大厨放的破烂 I don' t give a flying fuck into a rolling doughnut
我他妈看都不看一眼 where Chef Carmen puts shit.
倒酒 将倒酒量定为150毫升 Wine pours. Set the pours at five ounces.
另外红酒的成本占百分之47 Also, wine cost is at 47%.
要下降到百分之27 你们为什么有台电话 Get that down to 27 Why do you have a phone?
-有问题吗 -你什么意思 - Is that a shot? - I don't understand.
你怪我不给人回电话吗 You giving me shit for not calling people back?
是怪你虽然有一部电话 For having a phone when
但你不接受电话预订 you don't take reservations over the phone.
付钱给别人接电话说 What's the point of paying someone
你们不接受预订 那有什么意义 to answer the phone to say you don't take reservations?
-我们应该的 -有道理 We should be. - It makes sense.
对 我说的有道理 Yeah, I make sense.
那是半加仑的水箱吗 我说要两加仑的 Is that the half- gallon tank? I said the two- gallon tank.
-什么 -两加仑的水箱 What? - Two- gallon tank.
什么事都他妈的要我自己来 I gotta fucking do everything myself.
你们为什么要用装饰盘 装饰盘是什么 Why are you using chargers? What is a charger?
是客人到来之前 桌上放的一个盘子 It's a plate that sits at the table before guests arrive.
为什么叫它装饰盘 Why do they call it a fucking charger?
不知道 不是我发明的 I don't know. I didn't invent it.
你们在这个盘子上放食物吗 You put food on this thing?
不 客人开餐前就拿开了 No, we clear it before the guests eat.
-我们不明白 -我们完全不明白 We don't get it. - We do not get it.
没什么可明白的 就是 There's nothing to get. It- -
这个盘子不用来吃东西 It's a plate that nobody eats off of
但你们还是要清洗 and then you still have to wash it anyway.
-是这样的 -对 That' s correct. Yes.
不行 去他的吧 不要用装饰盘了 No. Fuck that shit. No chargers.
我告诉过你 不可以抽烟 I told you not to smoke cigarettes.
萨米抽了 我觉得我也能 Sammy did it, so I felt confident.
-好啊 行 -好啊 行 - Well? Yeah. - Well? Yeah.
-你又要闹哪 -样我可能得肺癌了 What happened now? - I probably have lung cancer.
下一项 你们每晚翻台两次半 Next, you’re at two and a half turns of service per night.
你们应该营业六天 We should open a sixth day.
老弟 你要求额外加订黑色餐巾 Dude, you asked for the additional napkins
就为了裤子不沾上白线头 so white lint doesn' t get on your pants.
-对的 -明白了 Correct. Understood.
你用的什么镜头 75焦段的吗 What lens are you working with there? A little 75?
是28的 Uh, this is a 28.
好吧 你是摄影师还是 Yeah, if- Are you a photographer or- -
-鄙人是电影制作人 -是吗 你拍什么类型的电影 Filmmaker actually. - Oh, what kind of films do you make?
-儿童生日聚会 -你能不能别这样 · Children's birthday parties. ·Can you not?
-小声点聊天 -我哪样了 Easy with the chitchat. - Can I not?
-我不知道 你能吗 -我不知道 我能吗 I don' t know Can you? - I don' t know. Can I?
-泰迪 萨米 -太操蛋了 不行 Ted. Sam. This is so fucked. No.
我告诉你密码 你能别整我了吗 If I say the password, will you stop fucking haunting me?
我不确定 兄弟 神出鬼没这种事 I don't know, bro. This haunting stuff
塞缪尔·杰夫 我爱你 你是个英雄 Samuel Geoff, I love you. You're a hero
你今天把地板擦得油光水滑 You buffed the shit out of the floors today.
能不要再整我了吗 老兄 Can you stop haunting me, bro?
西奥多·杰夫 谢谢你的赞美 Theodore Geoff, thank you for your compliments.
-好 -我爱你 Yeah. I love you.
-我也爱你 -你拿了我东西 我不能饶过你 I love you too. You took my property. I can't.
-你能不要再整他了吗 求你了 -是啊 Can you please stop haunting him? Please? - Yeah.
好的 好吧 AlI right, fine. Fine.
真的吗 谢谢你 Really? Thank you.
那个 评审结果怎么样 So, uh, how was the review? -
他们没告诉我 我只是来拍照的 Oh, they don't tell me. I just show up and shoot.
没关系的 你跟我说了我也不会告诉别人 It's okay. I wouldn' t tell anybody. What- -
他们没告诉我 超过我的职权了 They don't tell me. It's above my pay grade.
嘿 怎么说的 Hey! What’ s it say?
-对 评审怎么说的 -我会问的 谢谢你们 Yeah, what does the review say? - Yeah. I- I got it, guys. Thanks.
萨米 你怎么不去喝杯咖啡 Actually, Sammy. Why don't you get a coffee?
后面就有一个很棒的意式咖啡机 There's a nice espresso machine right back in there.
行 好的 Yeah, all right.
好的 Okay.
我能看看那张吗 Can I see that shot?
这里的布局是不是太拥挤了 还是 Is the place setting too crowded or- -
可能是餐巾的问题 还是 Maybe it’ s the napkin or- -
是吗 我也是这么想的 Is it? Yeah, that’ s what I' m thinking.
-再试试拍一次 -开拍吧 Try that one more time. - Let' s shoot.
塞缪尔·杰夫 Samuel Geoff.
你说你不再整我了 老兄 You said you were done haunting me, bro.
西奥多·杰夫 你让我走投无路了 走投无路 Theodore Geoff, you' ve tied my hands. You' ve tied my hands.
-真他妈烦死了 -我们再拍一次吧 This is fucked up. Let's do this shot again.
好的 Sure.
-我很害怕 别这样 -是吗 我凭什么停下 Im scared. Stop. - Well? Why would I?
-因为我被你整死了 -我凭什么停下 - I'm haunted. Because. - Why would I?
-好吧 -好吧 Well- - - Well?
是灯光太强了吗 The light’ s too hot?
好吧 去他的 密码是”彩虹” Fine, fuck this. "Iridescent. "
好了 我说了 彩虹” There, I did it. "Iridescent. "
-密码收到 我爱你 -我也爱你 Password accepted. I love you. Love you too.
我知道怎么回事了 I know what s going on here.
尼尔·杰夫 你往后退退 Hey, Neil Geoff, you wanna take a step back?
你挡到光了 ·You're in the light. Back. -
再退一点 A little bit more.
再退一点 More.
再退一点 再退 再退 Again. More. More.
继续走 Keep going.
再走一步 One more step.
好的 棒极了 Okay, great.
-好的 -好的 AlIright. - Okay.
我感觉这张不错 I'm feeling good about this.
你能让他们开始准备菜品吗 Can you ask them to prep the dish?
什么菜 - What dish?
他们列出了一道鸭肉 Uh, they listed, uh, a duck dish.
他在评审中提到的 Something he mentions in the review.
-所以你读过评审了 -没有 是他们 So you have read the review? - No, so they- -
-是他们告诉我的什么菜 -别糊弄我 No, so they tell me what dishes- - Don't fuck me.
-他们告诉的我什么菜 -别糊弄我们 They tell me what dishes- - Don't fuck us.
我绝不会 我会把你们拍的美美的 I would never. I' m gonna make you guys look good.
你闻到烟味了吗 You smell cigarettes?
你说什么 What'd you say?
闻起来像香烟 It smells like cigarettes.
-你们应该 -对 因为我们这里的人都抽大烟 - You guys might wanna- - - Yeah, 'cause we' re huffing darts in here.
虽然三明治摊终于赚钱了 Just cause The Beef stand' s finally making money
但并不意味着你们可以自己做番茄酱 doesn't mean you can make your own ketchup.
-好的 -反正做起来很恶心 Fine. - Imean, it°s gross anyway.
西德尼大厨 你可以告诉卡门大厨 Chef Syd, could you please tell Chef Carmen
把那道鸭肉做出来吗 我们可能只为 to prep the duck dish, that we probably only made once,
这个摄影师做这一次 他想展示出来 for the photographer? He wants to showcase it.
-理查德 -不行 尼古拉斯 今天不行 · Richard. - No, Nicholas. No, not today.
-抱歉 什么鸭肉菜 -嗨 电脑 口 Uh, sorry. What duck dish? - Oh, hey, Computer.
-萨米兄 -嗨 叔叔 - Sammy boy. - Hey, Unc.
-萨米 -你们干什么呢 Sammy. - Hey, what’ s going on?
-一堆大厨的破事吗 -对 大厨的破事 - Bunch of chef shit? - Yes, uh, chef shit.
-赞 -你记得那道菜吗 Sick. - Do you remember the dish?
我记得吗 不记得 Do I? No.
不 不是你 我不认识你 No. NotNot you. I- - I don't know you.
-我是萨米 -好吧 我是西德尼 I'm Sammy. - Okay, Im Sydney.
-好的 -好的 Well. Well.
卡门 你记得吗 Carm, do you remember?
-嗯 可能吧 应该记得 -你不记得了 Yes, maybe. Uh. I think so. You do not remember.
我不知道 我们做过六道不同的版本 I don't know. We did six different versions of it.
-你记得吗 -你看出来为什么这是个问题了吗 ·Do you remember? - Do you see why that's a problem?
-反正你也不记得 -的确如此 Well, you don't remember either. ·Exactly.
-蒂娜 你记得吗 -不记得 T, do you remember- - - Nope.
-太经典了 -等等 我们现在有鸭肉吗 Ha, classic. - Wait. Do we have duck right now?
-没有 -操蛋鸭子 No. Fuck a duck.
我们能派人去买 We can send somebody.
好极了 为一张照片买一只鸭子 等于浪费 There it is, One duck for one photo equals piss.
为了应付评审 老兄 我觉得可以 For the review, bro. I' m okay with this.
谢谢 电脑 Thank you, Computer.
好的 派谁去呢 AlI right. Who are we gonna send?
后厨每个人都在做准备工作 Uh, everybody' s back here doing prep.
法克家的在打磨地板 And the Faks are buffing,
我也不信任他们能独立完成一件任务 and I do not trust them to make that a solo job.
你应该也不行 You wouldn't- -
我的午里禁止动物 No animals in my car.
好的 Right.
没有人可去了 There's no one else to send.
我是说 I mean- -
什么 What?
-你们想让我去弄只鸭子 -拜托了 － Oh, you want me to go grab a duck? - Please.
-我的意思是 -妥妥的 什么样的鸭子 Imean- - Sick. What kind of duck?
淡水的 我在公园里看到一只 Freshwater? I saw one at the park.
-我要找尼尔要一个垃圾袋吗 -不 不是的 · Should I get a trash bag from Neil? - No, no. No. Nope.
-你还记得 -什么 ·Do you remember? - What?
-最长的整人记录吗 -盖瑞叔叔和老爸 ·The longest haunt? Yeah. - Uncle Gary and Dad?
天啊 Dude.
六年之久 Six years.
太疯狂了 他做的事 That's- - That's insa- - He was doing- -
老兄 爸爸做了很多疯狂的事 Dude, Dad did some crazy shit.
他把假的有限责任公司放在他名下 He was fucking putting fake LLCs in his name.
等他整盎结束的时候 And by the time he was done being haunted,
他快有了1500家公司 he had, like, 1500 businesses.
我知道 他还做了假的领养文件 I know. He made fake adoption papers.
怎么了 电脑 What's up, Computer?
-糕点师 -他怎么了 Pastry chef? - What about him?
他只做两道糕点 I mean, he- - he makes two things,
这样看他的工资也太高了 so that makes him too expensive.
好的 Okay.
你想让我做什么 W- What do you want me to do about it?
你需要糕点师吗 Do you need a pastry chef?
-那是马库斯吗 -你需要马库斯吗 That's Marcus. - Do you need a Marcus?
是的 我们需要马库斯 Yeah, we need a Marcus.
-能换一个便宜点的马库斯吗 -电脑 - Can you get a cheaper Marcus? - Computer.
-娜塔莉 -我认识你35年了 - Natalie. - I' ve known you for 35 years.
你指导过迈克的少年联盟球队 You coached Mikey' s Little League team.
你对皮特很好 You're nice to Pete.
但如果你招惹马库斯 我会杀了你 If you fuck with Marcus, I will murder you.
-大厨 -大厨 Chef. - Chef.
-你还好吗 朋友 -很好啊 You all right, pal? - Oh, uh, yes.
卡利诺夫斯基先生 你好 Hi, Mr. Kalinowski. Hey.
西德尼 如果我们成合伙人了 Syd, you know, if we' re gonna be partners,
你叫我卡利诺夫斯基先生可能不太合适 probably not a good idea for you to call me Mr. fucking Kalinowski.
-你觉得呢 -你说得对 Don't you think? - You²re right.
对了 其实我们还不是合伙人 Oh, actually, you know, we're not partners.
你签了那份合同我们才是合伙人 We are not partners until you sign the fucking thingy.
我知道 我一直在忙 怪我 Iknow. I ve- I ve been busy. That’s, uh, on me.
你感觉兴奋吗 You, um- You excited?
兴奋 Yeah.
哇 控制一下自己 Oh, wow. Try and contain yourself.
别冲别人显摆 Don't rub it in everyone's face or nothing.
我很兴奋的 I'm excited.
-我能问你件事吗 -好啊 Can I ask you something? - Yeah.
卡门今天是故意找麻烦吗 Carm have a stick up his ass today or what?
是不是比平时还刺头 I mean, like, a bigger stick than usual?
像一个巨大的麻烦精 Like a giant fucking redwood tree lodged up there?
我不知道你想让我说什么 I do not- I do not know what you want me to say to that.
我只是 I just- -
我不想他这么紧绷 你知道吗 I wish he wasn't so high- strung, you know?
我跟你说 西德尼 有时候 I tell you, Syd, sometimes...
什么 - What?
我不知道 感觉可能是我的错 I don't know. I kinda think it's my fault.
怎么会 How?
我只是希望以前能多帮帮他们 I just wish I had done more to help em all out.
-孩子们吗 -对 在他们更小的时候 - The kids? - Yeah, when they were younger.
你现在帮了他们很多 Well, you're- - you're doing a lot now.
如果给他们买下这间餐厅 让情况更糟糕呢 What if I m making it worse buying em a fucking restaurant?
可能我做的还是太少了 Probably a different kind of little,
还是太晚了 你觉得呢 different kind of late. Don t you think?
我不是这个意思 That s not what I meant.
那你是什么意思 What did you mean?
你在这里就够了 You're here.
好的 Okay.
好的 - Okay. ·Um.
对了 Hey, uh- -
帮我个忙 孩子 Do me a favor, kid.
等你有15秒钟的时候 一定要按下签字按钮 Next time you get 15 seconds, press the fucking button.
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